Ordinary Decent Criminal
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Morning. |
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Lovely morning. |
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Banks never on time, are they? |
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No, no, they're desperate. |
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Desperate altogether. |
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Try another branch. |
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Morning. |
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Harrison will defend |
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maybe even take the trial. |
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But he insists on |
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For a morning's work? |
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Up front. |
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I see, he doesn't trust me. |
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Here he is now, |
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Morning. |
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It's nearly time. |
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Are we in funds? |
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Huh? |
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Oh, the cash. |
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No... not here, Mr. Lynch. |
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And you will be taking that off |
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The prosecution's claim that |
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might leave this country |
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is completely and totally |
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Especially when Mr. Lynch's |
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is having her |
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and it would be tragic |
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if her father were not |
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So, Your Honour, |
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the State can find no course |
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why this clean-living unassuming -- |
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teetotaler should have |
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Mr. Lynch may remain on bail |
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until his trial commences |
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Mr. Lynch, how does it feel to be |
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Do you think |
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Mr. Lynch, you enjoy making |
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Hold... a minute, lads... |
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don't ever think the Gardas |
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It'd be a big mistake. |
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In fact, I think the Gardas are |
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Is your name Michael Patrick Lynch? |
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You see, right there, |
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Excuse me, I am Mr. Lynch's attorney |
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I'm detaining you on suspicion of |
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under the Misuse of Drugs Act. |
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I know what you want to do. |
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You want to strip search me, |
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Please, let go of him. |
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Oh, I see, you think |
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Oh, no...! Look at them! |
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Look at what they do |
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Trying to grab a feel. |
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You dirty perverts, |
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Drugs? What drugs? |
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I've never done drugs in me life |
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Show them your credentials, Mike. |
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Find the drugs. |
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Give us a look, get them off. |
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Find the drugs. Come on, |
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you poofters. |
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Come on. |
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Show 'em your credentials, Michael. |
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Hey, you fucking faggots. |
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You do it in private, |
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Do you want any more, love? |
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I'm grand unless there's dessert? |
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Of course there is. |
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Is that you in the newspaper da? |
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Oh, can I finish that? |
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Yeah, waste not, want not. Thanks. |
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Oh, God, Michael, give it to me. |
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You know the way |
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Sorry, sorry wasn't thinking. |
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Your father first. |
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Da does. |
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They're all grand. |
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They have to learn. |
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you just better go to bed |
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Okay, mum. |
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Have you got Lynch with you, lads? |
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Check. We have him in our sights. |
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Clothes on or off today? |
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Fuck off. |
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She's great. |
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Say hello to your da. |
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Is that them, huh? |
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Is that the two sisters? |
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Oh, that's them all right, boy. |
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Bet he was glad he didn't have to |
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Why choose |
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Mind your mothers now. |
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See you tonight. |
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See you. |
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I'll call round later, |
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Hey, Tommy, get off the bleeding |
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Oh, come on, can I stay on? |
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You know I can't take you |
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Please Auntie Lisa... |
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Come on then, |
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Bye, da. |
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Wave him goodbye. |
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Look at daddy |
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Say goodbye. |
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Jesus, there's no way he can |
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So what's the point? |
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Jesus. We're running very low |
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Control where's |
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Con's very worried about |
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He's getting out. |
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Okay, lads, |
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We're off. |
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Right, lads, |
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a good ten miles away, maybe more. |
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Oh, Jesus. |
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North east of the Bray Road. |
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There's an Esso on the left, |
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Keep in touch. |
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I don't believe this. |
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Ah for fuck, I told you |
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But, no, you said, |
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Look at him. |
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Where would you be |
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I couldn't agree more, Michael. |
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Tony Brady. |
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It's the difference between eating |
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You said it, Tony. Good luck. |
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Later. |
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Michael Lynch. |
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Fine thanks. |
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There you go. |
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You're a gentleman |
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Thank you. |
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It's fellas like you |
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Right, we've caught up with Lynch. |
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Told you he wouldn't miss out |
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Well, don't lose him this time. |
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Oh, don't worry, |
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And we've a full tank |
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Mr. Lynch won't be getting away |
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Right, lads, keep in touch. |
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I'll say one thing for him, |
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Don't fuck about. |
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Yeah, no problem, Michael. |
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You're a mess, little brother. |
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Relax, we're just passing through! |
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Fucking hell! |
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Excuse me, ladies... |
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say hello to my little friend. |
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Ho... here we go. He's off. |
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Something happening, Control. |
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You're telling me. There's a report |
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Oh, for fuck's sake, we're just |
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What? |
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Fuck it! What do we do now? |
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I never promised you a story. |
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You did! |
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I did not. |
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You did so, da! |
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What did I tell you about lying? |
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To lie to everyone |
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And us. |
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Oh, yeah, and Auntie Lisa. |
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And the whole family. You never |
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Tell us the story |
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Yeah, da, |
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Fair enough. |
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Do you want to hear |
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From the start. |
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Okay. |
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Long, long ago, |
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and your ma and me and Auntie Lisa |
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we all lived in a place |
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All our grannies and grand-dads |
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and sisters and all our pals. |
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It was like a big hotel... |
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built specially for us |
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And when I was young, |
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I used to think |
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Putting a special glow around us |
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Go about our business with |
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And that it would never change. |
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Tell us about the bailiffs, da. |
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All right, so. |
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Do you know what bailiffs are? |
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They're just like gods |
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Much worse. |
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So... one day... |
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I was coming home |
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And I saw them -- the bailiffs |
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Big bastards with hammers and |
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But that didn't stop me |
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I went for them. |
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We fought for hours. |
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But there was too many altogether. |
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So, your ma and me and Lisa |
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we barricaded ourselves in |
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You're need gonna take our homes |
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And they couldn't get in, |
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They huffed and they puffed, |
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And all around us... |
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we could hear |
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of our friends and neighbors |
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as they tore their houses |
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Like savages they were. |
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They tried everything |
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but they didn't know me. |
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I wouldn't budge. |
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No matter if they brought the |
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And then the Mayor came! |
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That's right. |
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They were so pissed off |
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the Lord Mayor of Dublin himself |
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Mr. Lynch. |
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Michael! |
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Michael! Michael, please, |
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Michael... |
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Get on your knees! |
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I'm pleading with you! |
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I personally have been authorized |
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to offer you these keys |
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One for us and one for Auntie Lisa. |
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And I made him promise... |
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that no-one could ever take |
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And the Mayor said... |
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Yes, I promise! |
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So, I graciously |
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I won. I beat them all. |
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The bailiff and the Mayor |
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I was loyal. |
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You see, the thing is... |
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they'll never beat you... |
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if you stick together |
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Are they asleep? |
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It's time |
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See you tomorrow. |
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'Night. |
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Hiya, Michael. |
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Hey, Shaun. |
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You're late. |
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Sorry, bedtime stories. |
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God! The Mansions again. |
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I bet that put 'em to sleep. |
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Christine asked me to ask you |
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would you mind looking |
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She has to go into town to |
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No problem. |
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Are you ready for this? |
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Oh yeah. |
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I missed you. |
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Fuck them! Don't answer! |
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No, gotta call Billy, |
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Jesus! Fuck 'em! |
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Who was with you at the bank? |
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It was Stevie. |
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No, no. Did Stevie drive the car? |
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Stevie drove the car, right? |
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That's right. |
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And Tony Brady was with you, yeah? |
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You see, |
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doing jobs |
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And we have proof boy. |
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All you have to do is say, |
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You drove to the courts |
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and then you switched |
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Fifteen minutes, |
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Give us an answer, |
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All right, Con. Take it easy. |
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Shall we start all over again, |
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You weren't with either of |
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we know that much. |
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So, Michael, if you weren't |
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don't tell me you were off |
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I realize you're not a golfing man, |
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but... |
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and Superintendents Annual |
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had to be cancelled today. |
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Now, why do you think |
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Well, I did mention to you, sir, |
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that things like this usually |
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Don't be the smart Alec with me, |
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I haev to tell you, |
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there's a lot of very unhappy |
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This is vital rest and recreation |
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Do you understand the importance |
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Well I do now, sir. |
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Are you trying to tell me |
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I'll tell you someting, |
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I will not have |
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brought into disrepute |
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We will not be intimidated |
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Are you listening to me now? |
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Christine wasn't upset, was she? |
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No, no, she's fine. |
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You see, every time |
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there's dangers out there |
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bits of glass lying in wait nails, |
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So you have to watch out, |
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coos otherwise they'll get you. |
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Who? |
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The bits of glass and that. |
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Sooner or later, |
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and then you get a puncture |
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And then you fix it for me. |
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Yeah, I do. |
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Can I put the patch on now? |
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Don't wrinkle it. |
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Job's worth doing. |
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If a job's worth doing, |
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That's right... cool. |
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That'll be the best way to park. |
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Fucking brilliant parking that was. |
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Shit! |
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Hey, Tony, you drive like |
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Fucking comedian... |
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Mad fuck. |
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Michael... |
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...the new fella, Shay Kirby... |
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doesn't bother you |
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Nah, he's out a couple of years. |
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A bit doggy though, isn't it? |
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Look, why are you bringing him in? |
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He's the inside man on the job |
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Look, I understand. |
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While I'm talking I'll make |
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you watch how he reacts. |
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Tommy, come on, we're going. |
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Say goodbye to daddy. |
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Bue-bye, da. |
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By, chicken. |
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Bye lads. |
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Bye. |
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Bye, da. |
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All right, sitting down, lads. |
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One more round, Michael? |
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Little fella, sit down. |
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All right... |
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First, you've all met Shay Kirby. |
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How's it going? |
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Now, as you know... |
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I may be a bit occupied in the |
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Now, should go okay, |
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So I thought maybe now is the time |
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for a job I've been thinking about |
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One of those impossible ones. |
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Now, this is one the IRA |
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but even they thought |
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Well, lads, when I heard that |
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we're gonna have to show |
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about robbing |
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Jesus Christ, Michael. |
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Bollocks, man! |
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What I was thinking was... |
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we wouldn't actually try to |
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but we'd sort of drop in. |
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Fuck. Jesus Christ! |
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And then sort of camp |
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until someone arrives to let us |
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And that someone... |
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is Mr. Fintan Doorley |
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Like myself, very precise man. |
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Fintan arrives |
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Now, as a man |
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he will probably be |
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Good morning, Mr. Doorley. |
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Meet our esteemed leader. |
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Good morning, staff. |
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Identify yourselves. |
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Once inside |
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who'll invite them |
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And lads... Politely, okay? |
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As long as |
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we won't do them any harm. |
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Stop mucking around. |
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You got that, Billy? |
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What? |
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Just get the people inside. |
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Blow up the air bed, love, |
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That's enough out of you, Billy. |
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Give us a kiss, |
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Yeah, yeah. Okay, Michael. |
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So that at quarter-to-nine, |
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And we can all relax |
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because it will be some time before |
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Now does everyone have a picture |
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Because, lads, I promise... |
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that's just the way |
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What age are you, Alec? |
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What, ten years younger than me? |
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Big difference. |
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Then Tony and Michael, |
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Now, when they were kids |
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Ain't that right, Michael? |
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We had each other. |
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True. |
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Now, I'm that much younger |
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but it was never the right stuff. |
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What are you |
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Billy, Billy knows |
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No. |
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For fuck's sake. |
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What was the big thing |
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''Star Wars'', I suppose. |
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''Star Wars''. |
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Now, I bet you got the proper |
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You know, the real toys. |
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Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, |
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And it was the proper thing, yeah? |
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Yeah, so what? |
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So, I never got that. |
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But, sure, me da probably robbed |
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It doesn't matter! |
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My ma and da couldn't even rob |
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That's a fucking tragedy, Stevie. |
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It is a fucking tragedy. |
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Fellas your age, |
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And now my kids want |
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And you're gonna use |
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to make sure they get it. |
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In me hole. |
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I'm gonna make up for all the stuff |
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I'm gonna enjoy myself. |
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Go ahead Tom. |
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Right, Michael. |
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Now, the depth of this door |
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Now, once that panel is removed |
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nice and snug. |
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Now, if you have enough of them, |
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And you don't even notice |
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when you're opening |
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Now this couple I've lined up |
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that's the beauty of it |
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no extra splits. |
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They're just |
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Couple in their fifties |
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And you know Customs... |
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while they're busy searching |
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they'll be tipping |
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as they chugger, chugger through |
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at their usual |
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Then they drive all the way over |
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They've told me all about |
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it's so quiet and peaceful that |
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This is how I see it all happening, |
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It's not too far from Birmingham, |
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so I can fly in be at their hotel |
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They'll be there taking afternoon tea |
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that they've a couple of |
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worth of gold |
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There'll be no more than, |
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no security, so getting |
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Bing, bang, boom. Get the gold |
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bring it to the fence. |
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Tom, it all sounds fine. |
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I'll see you when you get back, so. |
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Don't worry about it, Michael. |
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Hi, Uncle Billy. |
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Come here to me, chicken. |
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Oh, look at you. |
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My God, |
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Isn't she gorgeous? |
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Come here to me. Tell me this would |
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Come here. |
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Thank you. |
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No problem, love. |
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Good girl, good girl. |
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Go on uupstairs, right, |
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and I'll be with you |
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All right, chicken, go on. |
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Save us a dance, love, |
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Who's your man there |
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Higgins is his name. |
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Grew up around here all right. |
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IRA I heard. |
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Funny thing, he looks more like you |
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Same haircut anyway. |
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Yeah, yeah. |
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I'm telling you. |
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Yeah, I know, I'm not gonna |
00:25:57 |
Thanks for the lift. |
00:25:58 |
Da, da, look what granny gave me. |
00:26:01 |
What is it, chicken? |
00:26:02 |
It's a holy book |
00:26:06 |
Oh, isn't that brilliant? |
00:26:07 |
What I'd give to |
00:26:11 |
That's what I'd like to know |
00:26:13 |
Guess. |
00:26:14 |
Mickey, you know that job that |
00:26:19 |
Yeah. |
00:26:21 |
What I mean, Mike, |
00:26:23 |
Tom was a bit of a fucking eject |
00:26:26 |
I mean, if you'd asked me |
00:26:31 |
Looks like |
00:26:34 |
there's no car and there's no gold. |
00:26:37 |
Yeah. |
00:26:39 |
So what do you wanna do? |
00:26:41 |
Why the fuck did he think |
00:26:44 |
It's not like him, |
00:26:46 |
And mind you, can you ever |
00:26:48 |
Yeah, you can. |
00:26:51 |
Wouldn't have asked him to |
00:26:56 |
What now? |
00:26:57 |
You go find him. Bring him back. |
00:26:59 |
Okay. |
00:27:00 |
Tony... |
00:27:01 |
Yeah? |
00:27:02 |
You can finish your dinner first. |
00:27:14 |
Jesus, are you gonna queue up? |
00:27:17 |
I'll have to, won't I |
00:27:20 |
Well, I can get you in there |
00:27:22 |
No, thanks, |
00:27:25 |
Fair enough. |
00:27:27 |
Got this stupid fucking court thing |
00:27:29 |
Enjoy yourself. |
00:27:30 |
I will. |
00:27:32 |
Course. |
00:27:40 |
My Lord, may I request |
00:27:43 |
until Wednesday? |
00:27:44 |
Application refused. |
00:27:46 |
but, my Lord, Mr. Harrison... |
00:27:47 |
the prosecution is ready, |
00:27:52 |
Your client cannot avoid |
00:27:57 |
Mr. McHale, are you ready to begin? |
00:28:00 |
Certainly, my Lord. |
00:28:04 |
Almost two years ago |
00:28:07 |
the defendant, Michael Lynch |
00:28:10 |
entered the premises of Superex |
00:28:13 |
They were armed and dangerous. |
00:28:15 |
They threatened the life |
00:28:18 |
and stole over |
00:28:23 |
Listen, Michael... |
00:28:26 |
See this? |
00:28:29 |
Yeah? |
00:28:30 |
Can I hang it up in our room? |
00:28:32 |
What do you want |
00:28:34 |
It's not a holy picture, |
00:28:36 |
He's about as holy as you are. |
00:28:38 |
Well, it looks like |
00:28:39 |
Can I hang it up, or can't I? |
00:28:41 |
Of course. |
00:28:42 |
And you wont' be |
00:28:43 |
I promise. |
00:28:46 |
Grand. |
00:28:50 |
Can I go to the toilet, da? |
00:28:52 |
Of course. |
00:28:54 |
Do you get the feeling |
00:28:58 |
Please, Michael... please! |
00:29:02 |
I mean, even if it is true, |
00:29:03 |
got their car door |
00:29:06 |
and then left it abandoned |
00:29:08 |
I searched, Michael. |
00:29:10 |
I found the car and I even |
00:29:14 |
I fucked up, you know, |
00:29:18 |
So you don't think |
00:29:22 |
No. |
00:29:23 |
No, it's not, it's not that, |
00:29:27 |
Please, Michael... |
00:29:33 |
What did you do with the gold? |
00:29:35 |
Oh, God... |
00:29:38 |
I did nothing! |
00:29:40 |
I never got it, I never! |
00:29:43 |
It's gone. You have to believe me. |
00:29:47 |
But you ran away, Tom. |
00:29:49 |
Only scumbags run away. |
00:29:51 |
You can't trust someone |
00:29:53 |
I mean, would you trust them, Tom? |
00:29:55 |
No, no, I wouldn't. |
00:30:07 |
So you see why this is a problem |
00:30:10 |
I mean, I can't leave it |
00:30:13 |
Yeah, I know... |
00:30:14 |
Where's the gold? |
00:30:15 |
I don't know. |
00:30:21 |
What do you think? |
00:30:23 |
I don't know, Michael, I... |
00:30:27 |
I'm not certain... |
00:30:31 |
I'd nearly believe him, Michael. |
00:30:32 |
Yeah, I think you're right. |
00:30:33 |
His story is so stupid |
00:30:37 |
All rigth, let him down. |
00:30:42 |
I'm sorry, Tom. |
00:30:45 |
Tony'll take you to the hospital. |
00:30:48 |
Oh, you're on the medical card, |
00:30:49 |
I mean this won't |
00:30:51 |
No. |
00:30:52 |
Grand, night. Lads. |
00:30:58 |
And will the accused sit up |
00:30:59 |
and let us see his face, please! |
00:31:04 |
The accused is a very clever man. |
00:31:07 |
But the extraordinary thing |
00:31:10 |
is that he seems unable to resist |
00:31:12 |
letting the rest of the world |
00:31:16 |
sometimes I think |
00:31:18 |
he's just a big show-off. |
00:31:32 |
How are things, Michael? |
00:31:33 |
Fair, Shay. |
00:31:35 |
No, I'm grand. |
00:31:38 |
Is everything all right, |
00:31:41 |
Yeah, fine. |
00:31:44 |
Oh, it's just this... |
00:31:49 |
he's getting on my nerves. |
00:31:51 |
He's prejudiced, you know. |
00:31:54 |
Is that right? |
00:31:58 |
That's his daughter's car. |
00:32:03 |
Consider it done. |
00:32:07 |
Trial's supposed to end |
00:32:10 |
will that give you enough time |
00:32:13 |
A ''frightener''? |
00:32:14 |
It has to be timed just right. |
00:32:19 |
Give me the keys, love. |
00:32:21 |
Thanks for the lunch, sir... |
00:32:22 |
and a very stimulating |
00:32:27 |
Bye, dad. Hope we didn't |
00:32:30 |
Not at all, Moira. |
00:32:31 |
Mind you, he does like the osund of |
00:32:33 |
You're one to talk. |
00:32:42 |
In conclusion... |
00:32:44 |
whatever the jury's feelings |
00:32:46 |
as to what seems |
00:32:51 |
I must remind you that... |
00:32:53 |
if the available evidence is not |
00:32:59 |
then... |
00:33:02 |
you must not convict. |
00:33:08 |
This is another disaster |
00:33:11 |
Mr. Lynch has been found not guilty. |
00:33:12 |
That is not to say that the Gardai |
00:33:14 |
are pursuing anyone else |
00:33:18 |
It's also not to say that |
00:33:19 |
the Gardai will |
00:33:21 |
in the activities |
00:33:23 |
Do you think the justice system is |
00:33:25 |
Michael, how can you afford such |
00:33:27 |
Are you back on the dole, Michael? |
00:33:28 |
Now that you're innocent, |
00:33:31 |
Daddy. |
00:33:32 |
There's daddy |
00:33:34 |
That's right. |
00:33:35 |
Da, why are you wearing |
00:33:36 |
Cos, I don't want them to see me. |
00:33:37 |
...that Mr. Michael Lynch |
00:33:40 |
All right, now, kids, who is he? |
00:33:42 |
A Garda. |
00:33:43 |
Is he a pig, da? |
00:33:44 |
You're both right, |
00:33:45 |
Pay attention to him, |
00:33:46 |
and never trust him |
00:33:48 |
Come on, play it, Michael. |
00:33:51 |
It's just a little bit |
00:33:52 |
it's in the, the beginning... |
00:33:53 |
Hey, that's us.We're famous. |
00:33:55 |
We're not the stars of the show, |
00:33:57 |
We'd only be like extras, you know. |
00:34:00 |
Will you go and play outside, |
00:34:02 |
Are you going home? |
00:34:03 |
We've gotta go home in a minute. |
00:34:04 |
All right, come on, |
00:34:05 |
Get your coats. |
00:34:13 |
But it does seem that the Gardai |
00:34:16 |
the spiral of crime |
00:34:17 |
Does it? |
00:34:32 |
Billy. |
00:34:33 |
Billy! |
00:34:34 |
Billy, how are you? |
00:34:37 |
God, you're looking well tonight. |
00:34:38 |
I like the suit there, big fella. |
00:34:40 |
Right, fine. |
00:34:42 |
Lisa and Christine, isn't it? |
00:34:44 |
Sorry, I'm not sure which is which. |
00:34:47 |
Who's that? |
00:34:48 |
It's Jerome Higgins. |
00:34:50 |
Jerome Higgins? |
00:34:53 |
Since when yhave you become |
00:34:55 |
little fella? |
00:34:56 |
Talk to him, will you? |
00:34:57 |
A few minutes, |
00:34:59 |
it's no trouble or anything. |
00:35:03 |
What's the problem, Michael? |
00:35:04 |
I don't like being told what to do, |
00:35:10 |
It's grand. |
00:35:14 |
I won't be long. Okay? |
00:35:16 |
Billy. |
00:35:19 |
Conversing with the riff-raff. |
00:35:22 |
Glad our man, Shay Kirby, |
00:35:23 |
was able to help you out |
00:35:25 |
Shay doesn't work with you |
00:35:27 |
But his training, Michael. |
00:35:30 |
What are you looking for? |
00:35:31 |
Well, I was just saying |
00:35:33 |
that I think |
00:35:34 |
in a bit of co-operation |
00:35:37 |
Well, I don't. |
00:35:38 |
Billy wouldn't agree with you there |
00:35:40 |
and we've done a few favours |
00:35:43 |
Now, I suppose you know that |
00:35:44 |
we had our eye on |
00:35:48 |
Tough shite. |
00:35:48 |
Because we thought a reasonable |
00:35:51 |
Two million, I believe, would be |
00:35:55 |
Call it a symbol |
00:35:58 |
How about a symbol |
00:36:01 |
You've neither the fucking brains |
00:36:02 |
or the gumption |
00:36:03 |
so you think |
00:36:05 |
and squeeze an ordinary |
00:36:06 |
who knows something about his job. |
00:36:08 |
Fuck off and double fuck off, |
00:36:13 |
Night, little fella. |
00:36:15 |
Excuse me. |
00:36:18 |
Oh, and, |
00:36:20 |
God loves a trier |
00:36:21 |
and keep your eye on the papers, |
00:36:23 |
cos that'll be the first place |
00:36:25 |
when it's all over the front pages. |
00:36:26 |
The biggest yet. |
00:36:29 |
What job are you talking about, |
00:36:30 |
Don't ask me, I'm making it up |
00:36:49 |
M, it's me. |
00:36:55 |
Hi, Michael. |
00:36:57 |
Look, I'm really sorry about that |
00:37:00 |
Christine! |
00:37:03 |
So, you got caught dealing and |
00:37:08 |
You fucking spaz. |
00:37:10 |
I want you out of Dublin, fast, |
00:37:12 |
England, the States, |
00:37:14 |
But keep away from them |
00:37:23 |
I'm sorry, Michael. |
00:37:58 |
Mostly he enede up |
00:38:01 |
but that's only cos that's |
00:38:04 |
Cardinals and Bishops were |
00:38:07 |
to paint scenes from the Bible. |
00:38:08 |
And Lords, of course, trying to |
00:38:12 |
He had to do a runner out of Rome |
00:38:15 |
Bit of a fucking headcase, |
00:38:20 |
Michael, this isn't right. |
00:38:22 |
Excuse me, my, my wife, |
00:38:45 |
See Jesus and Judas... |
00:38:47 |
Caravaggio used fellas |
00:38:50 |
He hung around bars and |
00:38:53 |
picked out someone interesting |
00:38:57 |
I think he got a kick out of that, |
00:38:59 |
having Cardinals on their knees... |
00:39:02 |
praying away to some painting |
00:39:06 |
What are you laughing at? |
00:39:08 |
Oh, nothing. |
00:39:11 |
I was just thinking about |
00:39:13 |
and who gets the benefit. |
00:39:15 |
I mean, your man who painted this |
00:39:16 |
he never saw any of the money |
00:39:19 |
But he gets the reputation though |
00:39:21 |
I mean, people remember who he is. |
00:39:23 |
And that's the thing, isn't it? |
00:39:26 |
You're afraid no-one'll |
00:39:29 |
I think |
00:39:31 |
Why? So I'll be remembered? |
00:39:33 |
Nah. So you could do the kitchen. |
00:39:53 |
Hello, yeah? |
00:39:54 |
Father Grogan? |
00:39:55 |
Paul Grogan, yes, that's me. |
00:39:57 |
My name's Christine. |
00:39:59 |
I phoned you about the Caravaggio. |
00:40:00 |
Oh, yes, of course. |
00:40:02 |
Come in, you're welcome. |
00:40:04 |
Oh, the painting was hanging |
00:40:08 |
looking down at everyone |
00:40:11 |
and no-one took any notice of it. |
00:40:14 |
Getting dirtier and dirtier. |
00:40:17 |
Then one day I was celebrating Mass |
00:40:23 |
remind me to show it to you |
00:40:25 |
Anyway, this morning |
00:40:30 |
account of Veronica |
00:40:33 |
And I thought, we must have |
00:40:37 |
No idea |
00:40:40 |
a Caravaggio... |
00:40:42 |
I mean, a priceless original. |
00:40:43 |
It was a pity for us in a way, |
00:40:45 |
because it was lovely to |
00:40:48 |
But, well... |
00:40:51 |
we knew it couldn't stay here. |
00:40:53 |
I mean any half decent thief |
00:40:57 |
The gallery made us |
00:40:59 |
Same size and all? |
00:41:00 |
Oh, yes, an absolute replica. |
00:41:03 |
Oh, I couldn't tell the difference. |
00:41:05 |
What about an art expert? |
00:41:07 |
Well, he or she |
00:41:10 |
If it really is |
00:41:11 |
why didn't you sell it |
00:41:13 |
rather than giving it to them? |
00:41:14 |
Well, not blowing |
00:41:17 |
but I suppose we just thought |
00:41:40 |
Won't be long, |
00:41:42 |
Okay, lads, good luck. |
00:42:21 |
What the bloody hell's he doing? |
00:43:00 |
Get out of the car. |
00:43:01 |
Get out of the fucking car! |
00:43:14 |
Yes! |
00:43:16 |
Did you see their fucking faces? |
00:43:19 |
Raferty van, that's it, that's it. |
00:43:21 |
Get after him, Con. |
00:43:23 |
Shut up. I'm, like, doing it. |
00:43:24 |
Oh their tail. |
00:43:26 |
Would you, for fuck's sake, |
00:43:46 |
Okay, we're up on them. |
00:43:47 |
Right, steady as you go, Con, |
00:43:49 |
Nice and handy. |
00:43:50 |
Fuck! |
00:43:51 |
The door's open, now's your chance. |
00:43:53 |
What's the fucking matter with you? |
00:43:55 |
Jesus Christ! |
00:44:06 |
I knew we were a country |
00:44:10 |
Yes. |
00:44:12 |
You never mind if there's bastards |
00:44:15 |
They're only satisfied |
00:44:17 |
keep you poor, put you away. |
00:44:19 |
They don't count. Not with us. |
00:44:21 |
In fact, I think we can give them |
00:44:24 |
cos they're only eejits. |
00:44:25 |
Mentioning no names like. |
00:44:27 |
And this thing of me becoming |
00:44:30 |
I want you all to know |
00:44:31 |
it's not gonna change me |
00:44:36 |
Come on, |
00:44:38 |
We're top of the ratings, lads. |
00:44:40 |
They might even give us |
00:44:41 |
...valuable painting Caravaggio, |
00:44:46 |
was stolen in broad daylight |
00:44:46 |
by an unknown criminal gang |
00:44:50 |
And none of them have |
00:44:55 |
Oh, you wanna see the bum shot? |
00:44:57 |
What the fuck is a bum shot? |
00:45:02 |
Oh, Jesus. |
00:45:05 |
Look at that arse on you, man. |
00:45:08 |
Michael, the painting, |
00:45:10 |
It's all sussed. |
00:45:13 |
Alec is going to Amsterdam |
00:45:14 |
Let him make us an offer. |
00:45:16 |
But the crack is, in the meantime |
00:45:19 |
we can just sit back |
00:45:21 |
make a pig's mickey of it. |
00:45:23 |
I'll drink to that. |
00:45:25 |
Michael, any idea how much we'll |
00:45:28 |
Like, just cos |
00:45:30 |
We'll get enough to get rich, |
00:45:32 |
The point is, we've won. |
00:45:34 |
I mean, you see ths, |
00:45:38 |
Think about what it means. |
00:45:41 |
We're number one, |
00:45:43 |
not the IRA, not anyone else. |
00:45:46 |
The whole country is in awe of us. |
00:45:49 |
Because of a little divine |
00:45:51 |
we're bigger than Riverdance. |
00:45:54 |
One day at a time... |
00:45:57 |
sweet Jesus, |
00:46:04 |
Just give me the strength to |
00:46:11 |
Yesterday's gone sweet Jesus |
00:46:16 |
And tomorrow may never be mine |
00:46:28 |
I think this is the signal. |
00:46:29 |
Watch... see? |
00:46:30 |
Spot on. |
00:46:32 |
Well, it's the signal itself |
00:46:34 |
Well, you're right, |
00:46:36 |
he's imitating the painting, sir. |
00:46:38 |
Same as your man Judas there. |
00:46:40 |
Oh, right, very clever, but... |
00:46:41 |
Yeah, it's smart. |
00:46:43 |
Obviously someone that likes a gag. |
00:46:47 |
That's what made me realise |
00:46:49 |
We can't get a positive ID |
00:46:51 |
but I did body size and shape |
00:46:55 |
Heads, heights, everything, |
00:46:57 |
Very interesting, Noel, well doen. |
00:46:59 |
Good to see the gizmos being |
00:47:01 |
but it's a coincidence. |
00:47:04 |
Your nose alone |
00:47:05 |
Lynch is not capable of |
00:47:07 |
I went back over |
00:47:10 |
from the art gallery, sir. |
00:47:11 |
Lynch and his wife Christine |
00:47:15 |
I know it's not |
00:47:16 |
but what the fuck |
00:47:18 |
at a seventeenth century |
00:47:20 |
My wife went to that exhibition! |
00:47:22 |
I'm sorry, but we'd look like fools |
00:47:25 |
presenting that idea |
00:47:27 |
If my training with the FBI |
00:47:30 |
it's these specialist robberies |
00:47:32 |
are the preserve of |
00:47:34 |
Germans, Dutch, art thieves that |
00:47:38 |
Come on, Noel, admit it. |
00:47:39 |
Lynch just isn't in that league. |
00:47:47 |
Behave yourself. |
00:47:54 |
Oh, charge it to room 764, please. |
00:47:56 |
No... Peter. In fairness you've |
00:47:59 |
You have to let me pay this time. |
00:48:01 |
Hey, you know it's no problem. |
00:48:03 |
You'll be paying |
00:48:04 |
Hey, Alec, he's right. |
00:48:05 |
So we will. |
00:48:06 |
Hey, I like your style, Peter. |
00:48:09 |
Smart fella there. |
00:48:10 |
Oh phone call. Won't be long. |
00:48:12 |
Hey, Peter, I think that slapper |
00:48:15 |
What's a slapper? |
00:48:16 |
Yeah... no, yeah, no, |
00:48:18 |
No... I'll be there, yeah... |
00:48:20 |
It's certainly not the MO |
00:48:23 |
Which suggests very strongly that |
00:48:25 |
it's a very clever |
00:48:28 |
You've probably come to that |
00:48:31 |
Oh yes, oh, indeed, aye. |
00:48:35 |
Well, of course we're |
00:48:37 |
that this is the work of |
00:48:41 |
Now, I'm personally familiar |
00:48:43 |
and though normally art theft |
00:48:46 |
this particular robbery seems to |
00:48:50 |
If you know who you're dealing with |
00:48:52 |
it will make a recovery operation |
00:48:56 |
We know that someone here in Dublin |
00:48:59 |
has made contact with a fence |
00:49:02 |
Let us call him Peter. |
00:49:04 |
Peter had made contact with us |
00:49:06 |
to offer his co-operation. |
00:49:33 |
Good afternoon, lads. |
00:49:35 |
All set? |
00:49:36 |
All ready, sir. |
00:49:36 |
Noel... |
00:49:38 |
Yes, sir? |
00:49:39 |
Get to work. |
00:49:40 |
Right away, sir. |
00:49:48 |
Whatever you do, |
00:49:49 |
don't say anything to him |
00:49:50 |
or mention anything |
00:49:52 |
Okay. |
00:49:53 |
Not a word. |
00:49:55 |
I mean it. Good luck. |
00:49:56 |
See you there, Michael. |
00:49:58 |
Do you like art, generally? |
00:50:00 |
What do you think of the painting? |
00:50:03 |
Oh, I couldn't give a shite, man, |
00:50:06 |
Well, it's a beautiful Caravaggio, |
00:50:12 |
Well, of course I realize, |
00:50:14 |
well, I suppse that |
00:50:20 |
I can tell you, |
00:50:22 |
you have no interest |
00:50:24 |
Not true. I love a good chat, man. |
00:50:28 |
So, these are the beautiful |
00:50:31 |
Spotter plane. |
00:50:32 |
They've got it, sir. |
00:50:34 |
All right. |
00:50:36 |
Let's hope |
00:50:38 |
especially if |
00:50:48 |
Where do you want it? |
00:50:49 |
The Caravaggio? |
00:50:51 |
Upright somewhere. |
00:50:52 |
Lean it against the tree there. |
00:50:53 |
It's so strange to be standing on |
00:50:54 |
looking at one of the great |
00:51:00 |
''The Taking Of Christ'', |
00:51:07 |
What are you shouting for? |
00:51:13 |
Oh, sorry, was I? |
00:51:15 |
A little excited perhaps. |
00:51:22 |
Right. So, tell me, are you happy |
00:51:25 |
Yes, very happy. |
00:51:28 |
Right then, lads, follow me. |
00:51:33 |
Back to Roundwood okay? |
00:51:36 |
Roundwood. Got him. |
00:51:38 |
Units 2,3 and 6, Roundwood. |
00:51:40 |
I want a complete roadblock. |
00:51:46 |
All units to Roundwood... |
00:51:49 |
Copy that, control. |
00:51:52 |
Unit 5, how far away are you? |
00:51:55 |
Isn't the scenery around here |
00:51:57 |
Of course, you've no mountains |
00:52:01 |
No, very flat Holland. |
00:52:07 |
I love your country very much. |
00:52:09 |
Same here, Peter. |
00:52:11 |
Ireland's a great place to live, |
00:52:14 |
Are we near Roundwood yet? |
00:52:16 |
About half a mile. |
00:52:17 |
As soon as we get off this road |
00:52:19 |
Fantastic. |
00:52:21 |
Are you thirsty? |
00:52:23 |
The cheek of the man. |
00:52:28 |
Are they in position yet? |
00:52:29 |
I want that roadlock rock solid |
00:52:32 |
Mothing repeat, |
00:52:34 |
Unit 6, call in, where are you? |
00:52:37 |
I know the very best pub |
00:52:40 |
Lovely log fire. |
00:52:43 |
and they serve a great pint. |
00:52:46 |
Are you sure he said Roundwood? |
00:52:48 |
Sir, the surveillance plane can't |
00:52:50 |
anywhere near Roundwood. |
00:52:51 |
What? |
00:52:52 |
He says they're not in the area. |
00:52:53 |
Well, they have to be. |
00:52:54 |
Are you sure it's Roundwood? |
00:52:55 |
Maybe they're not |
00:53:01 |
Here we go. That's Roundwood |
00:53:04 |
Supposed to be the highest village |
00:53:07 |
Wouldn't mind living aroung here, |
00:53:09 |
A lovely quiet spot. |
00:53:11 |
Yes, yes, very tranquil. |
00:53:14 |
They're just |
00:53:16 |
Well, the surveillance plane |
00:53:19 |
Well, what's going on? |
00:53:21 |
Oh, fuck... God forgive me. |
00:53:24 |
No sign of them. Nothing at all. |
00:53:37 |
What an awful |
00:53:39 |
What's he talking about now? |
00:53:41 |
I hope the Government will pay |
00:53:44 |
It's the least they can do. |
00:53:45 |
Please, don't. |
00:53:48 |
Jesus Christ, Michael, |
00:53:50 |
Here, Tony, Stevie, |
00:53:53 |
I bet the Gardas are sitting there |
00:53:55 |
''What the fuck are we |
00:53:57 |
''There is no way |
00:54:00 |
''they're untouchable.'' |
00:54:32 |
You knew all along, didn't you? |
00:54:35 |
How do you mean? |
00:54:36 |
Like, explain it to me. |
00:54:38 |
What the fuck |
00:54:40 |
if you knew Peter was a fake? |
00:54:42 |
They're gonna feel so stupid. |
00:54:45 |
The Gardas are gonna think |
00:54:49 |
Yeah, maybe. |
00:54:51 |
I just wouldn't try that one |
00:54:54 |
Stevie? Fuck him |
00:55:34 |
On the night, He was betrayed. |
00:55:35 |
He took bread and gave you thanks |
00:55:39 |
and praise. He broke the bread |
00:55:43 |
''Take this all of you nd eat it |
00:55:48 |
''which will be given up for you.'' |
00:56:10 |
May He make us an everlasting gift |
00:56:13 |
and enable us to share |
00:56:17 |
with Mary, |
00:56:20 |
with the Apostles... |
00:56:45 |
Right, Michael, |
00:56:49 |
Michael... |
00:56:51 |
Take a look at |
00:56:53 |
What? |
00:56:54 |
Look! |
00:57:00 |
What the fuck... |
00:57:19 |
Hi, cunts. |
00:57:20 |
Shut your fucking mouth, |
00:57:22 |
What the fuck are you |
00:57:24 |
I'll fucking shut it for you. |
00:57:26 |
Alec, come here. I'll fucking |
00:57:36 |
Lads. It's Christine. |
00:57:38 |
How are you all? |
00:57:42 |
Bastards. |
00:57:44 |
Come on. Let's see what they're at. |
00:57:48 |
we just ignore 'em, |
00:57:50 |
Right, lads? |
00:57:52 |
Alec... |
00:57:53 |
They don't exist. |
00:57:54 |
I wouldn't fucking touch them. |
00:57:55 |
Then again I might have to |
00:57:59 |
Your escorts. Here boys, |
00:58:02 |
You fucking wanker, |
00:58:03 |
That baldy fuck's supposed to be |
00:58:07 |
You must be joking |
00:58:09 |
just a thick gobshite |
00:58:10 |
Well, he's fucked now. |
00:58:12 |
Hey, Lynch, |
00:58:14 |
Can you feel it, can you? |
00:58:15 |
You might as well give up now. |
00:58:17 |
Cos we're gonna be glues |
00:58:19 |
Yeah, like flies on shite. |
00:59:08 |
Hey, girls, you got a minute? |
00:59:10 |
What's up with you? |
00:59:11 |
Oh, nothing. |
00:59:12 |
Fucking Gardas, you know, |
00:59:15 |
Listen, I need one of you |
00:59:18 |
So where are the Gardas gonna be? |
00:59:19 |
Are you gonna fucking hlep me |
00:59:22 |
Yeah. |
00:59:25 |
Keep your hair on. |
00:59:37 |
Why can't you cops |
00:59:40 |
How can they keep this up? |
00:59:42 |
How many of them are there? |
00:59:43 |
How are we supposed to work |
00:59:46 |
I don't recognize any of them. |
00:59:47 |
Would somebody call the Gardas, |
00:59:50 |
They're never around |
00:59:52 |
It's just no fun any more, |
00:59:55 |
time's up and I think you know it. |
00:59:57 |
I've had a contact about |
00:59:59 |
Yeah? |
01:00:00 |
An offer. From the IRA |
01:00:02 |
Not great, I know, |
01:00:05 |
but it's better than |
01:00:06 |
Their man Higgins said, |
01:00:08 |
it would be okay about Billy. |
01:00:09 |
Sorry? |
01:00:10 |
Like, if he comes to Dublin, |
01:00:12 |
You talked to Higgins about Billy? |
01:00:14 |
Look, let's do the deal |
01:00:16 |
so thowe fuckers go after the IRA |
01:00:17 |
Fucking sure anyway, it's not |
01:00:20 |
this art shite. |
01:00:21 |
Let the IRA deal with it, man. |
01:00:22 |
Look at all these Gardas... |
01:00:25 |
we've dragged them |
01:00:27 |
They're acting like criminals now. |
01:00:28 |
I'm their worst fucking nightmare. |
01:00:30 |
And now you're telling me |
01:00:32 |
the thing we'll be remembered for. |
01:00:35 |
You think |
01:00:37 |
Yeah. |
01:00:37 |
Like fuck he will. |
01:00:39 |
Can't you see |
01:00:41 |
It's not about the money, |
01:00:43 |
It's about splitting us. |
01:00:45 |
Michael, we're robbers. |
01:00:48 |
I'm not making a living any more. |
01:00:49 |
Yeah, I know, you need things. |
01:00:53 |
Michael, they're coming. |
01:00:55 |
Will you have a think about it |
01:00:58 |
Will you, Michael? |
01:01:00 |
Tell Higgins I'll let him know. |
01:01:03 |
And I'll let him know too. |
01:01:04 |
And I hope we're talking about |
01:01:08 |
See you later, Michael. |
01:01:11 |
D'you fancy a pint, copper? |
01:01:19 |
Look at the time, |
01:01:31 |
Michael Lynch. |
01:01:35 |
What's this? |
01:01:37 |
Your benefits have been rescinded. |
01:01:41 |
Try that one again. |
01:01:43 |
It's the Government. |
01:01:45 |
I just got the order. |
01:01:46 |
You see, |
01:01:57 |
So I have to... |
01:01:59 |
you know, I, I, I can't... |
01:02:01 |
You think |
01:02:03 |
You're off your fucking head. |
01:02:07 |
Would you stop for a minute |
01:02:09 |
Can't you see |
01:02:12 |
Only the one way... |
01:02:13 |
You've been prison twenty years |
01:02:15 |
Me, Lisa, the kids... |
01:02:16 |
No, no, I wouldn't |
01:02:18 |
Michale Lynch, Norman here, good morning |
01:02:23 |
Tell you the news about donor |
01:02:25 |
I'd say |
01:02:28 |
You ugly bag os shite. |
01:02:32 |
You're losing it, Lynch, so fast. |
01:02:36 |
As long as you live... |
01:02:37 |
Stop it... |
01:02:38 |
we'll be here watching you. |
01:02:40 |
No escape. |
01:02:41 |
Fuck off, Michael. |
01:02:43 |
Christine, did we wake you? |
01:02:47 |
Do you really think they'll ever |
01:02:49 |
All right. |
01:02:50 |
after all you did? |
01:02:51 |
All right, you're right, |
01:02:52 |
but they're never gonna |
01:02:53 |
you hear me, no matter |
01:02:55 |
They're out to get you. |
01:02:56 |
What can I do about it? |
01:02:57 |
I'll tell you |
01:02:59 |
Christine... |
01:03:01 |
Sorry for the disturbance, |
01:03:11 |
Bastards. |
01:03:17 |
I never thought |
01:03:26 |
Hey, Lynch... |
01:03:27 |
What's so, what? |
01:03:29 |
Show us your ugly mug. |
01:03:30 |
If they were me down, |
01:03:32 |
I'll lose everything. |
01:03:36 |
You... Lisa... the kids. |
01:03:51 |
What about the painting? |
01:03:53 |
I wasn't in it for the money. |
01:03:55 |
In it for the crack. |
01:03:57 |
I got a few good laughs |
01:04:02 |
You know what you are? |
01:04:06 |
That good, yeah? |
01:04:07 |
Wouldn't be everyone's cup of tea, |
01:04:33 |
That is disgusting. |
01:04:34 |
Hey, keep the noise down, Lynch. |
01:05:15 |
How are you, Michael? |
01:05:18 |
You got me offer? |
01:05:20 |
So what do you think? |
01:05:23 |
Last time we spoke |
01:05:26 |
Things have changed a bit |
01:05:29 |
That's right, Michael. |
01:05:30 |
I mean, all these lads, following |
01:05:32 |
one has to face facts. |
01:05:34 |
You cut your cloth, Michael. |
01:05:36 |
So I suppose |
01:05:38 |
when I tell you |
01:05:40 |
I'd tear up that painting |
01:05:42 |
before I let you near it. |
01:05:45 |
It's too late for you, Michael. |
01:05:47 |
There's no Lord Mayors begging to |
01:05:50 |
That's long gone. |
01:05:52 |
I've a picture in me head of you |
01:05:53 |
sitting with your grandchild |
01:05:55 |
A bit of drool |
01:05:58 |
Talking shite. |
01:06:00 |
Michael who? |
01:06:22 |
We have a show. Tony. |
01:06:33 |
Michael. |
01:06:34 |
Tony. |
01:06:36 |
I've been fucking you around, |
01:06:39 |
Yeah, you have, Michael. |
01:06:42 |
I'm sorry. |
01:06:44 |
Well, it's to be expected |
01:06:47 |
Yeah, but whatever Stevie's up to, |
01:06:48 |
he's gonna make things worse. |
01:06:50 |
No, I don't |
01:06:52 |
Get us back to where we were. |
01:06:54 |
Oh, you think that's what |
01:06:55 |
What choice do we have? |
01:07:01 |
Do you think |
01:07:04 |
You'd be amazed the skills |
01:07:10 |
You're fantastic lads. |
01:07:14 |
Do you know that? |
01:07:17 |
He's got a crack. |
01:07:19 |
For Christ sake, Michael. |
01:07:21 |
Tell me then. What's next? |
01:07:25 |
Stevie's gonna try to get |
01:07:28 |
With or without me. |
01:07:32 |
Come on, we all know that, Tony. |
01:07:35 |
So how's he gonna |
01:07:39 |
It's a good plan. |
01:07:41 |
Fair enough. |
01:07:46 |
Come on, trust me with it, |
01:07:49 |
You know Copeland Grove? |
01:07:51 |
Yeah. |
01:07:52 |
It's a cul-de-sac, right. |
01:07:54 |
Yeah, leading up to Summerhill. |
01:07:55 |
You're gonna drive up there. |
01:07:58 |
How? All together? |
01:08:00 |
No. |
01:08:01 |
No... a car each, |
01:08:03 |
Not bad, if you can pull it off. |
01:08:05 |
Don't see why we can't. |
01:08:07 |
A car will be waiting for you? |
01:08:08 |
Van. |
01:08:09 |
Of course, for the painting. |
01:08:11 |
Alec can move that out |
01:08:14 |
Yeah. Once we get shot of |
01:08:16 |
Hold on a minute. |
01:08:18 |
That's where it'll happen. |
01:08:19 |
What? |
01:08:21 |
Oh, you'll get rid of the Gardas |
01:08:24 |
Easily. |
01:08:27 |
Cos I think they'll be tipped off. |
01:08:29 |
Which is better for Higgins? |
01:08:31 |
To buy some painting |
01:08:32 |
or to get all of Michael Lynch's |
01:08:34 |
Leaving just me for him to |
01:08:38 |
Think about it... |
01:08:40 |
Higgins or Stevie... |
01:08:42 |
who would the smart money be on? |
01:08:49 |
Look, all I'm saying... |
01:08:53 |
I promise... I'll be waiting. |
01:09:14 |
Come and get me. |
01:09:24 |
oh, you'll get rid of |
01:09:27 |
Easily. |
01:09:28 |
Cos Higgins will |
01:09:30 |
The way me and Higgins see it is, |
01:09:32 |
if we're reasonable, |
01:09:34 |
Co-operate, let each other know |
01:09:37 |
that kind of thing, so as we |
01:09:38 |
Yeah. |
01:09:39 |
While the cops are looking for us, |
01:09:41 |
Higgins is robbing the bank |
01:09:43 |
I can't believe what I'm hearing. |
01:09:44 |
I thought we were doing one thing... |
01:09:46 |
unloading the painting |
01:09:47 |
to try and get everything |
01:09:49 |
Yeah, normal that means no Michael. |
01:09:52 |
Cos he's not normal any more, |
01:09:54 |
Alec, pull up here. |
01:09:56 |
If anything goes against us... |
01:10:02 |
Yeah? |
01:10:03 |
It's Tony, you were right, Michael. |
01:10:05 |
Stevie's gone over to Higgins. |
01:10:07 |
Okay... Are you free? |
01:10:09 |
Nah, not a Garda in sight. |
01:10:11 |
Jesus, yes. Right. |
01:10:12 |
Liten, have you found out anything? |
01:10:14 |
Where's Higgins picking up |
01:10:15 |
It's Stevie |
01:10:17 |
Apparently while he's |
01:10:20 |
Higgins is planning to rob a bank. |
01:10:22 |
I think it's some plan |
01:10:25 |
Do you know where? |
01:10:26 |
The Metro Bank in Dame Street, |
01:10:29 |
Jut before mid-day. |
01:10:31 |
All right, here's what you do... |
01:10:33 |
you get there now, fast, |
01:10:34 |
And make sure |
01:10:35 |
Yeah. |
01:10:36 |
Ring me in fifteen minutes. |
01:10:37 |
Okay. |
01:10:38 |
Oh, and Tony... |
01:10:40 |
What are you wearing by the way? |
01:10:46 |
Well? |
01:10:47 |
What? |
01:10:48 |
Have you two kissed and made up? |
01:10:50 |
Me and Tony? Oh, yeah, sure. |
01:10:52 |
Good. |
01:10:53 |
Can't be falling out with friends |
01:11:02 |
Listen girls... |
01:11:05 |
I think I'm gonna be able to |
01:11:07 |
so you wont' be |
01:11:09 |
Tony and me have come up |
01:11:12 |
something very tasty. |
01:11:17 |
Listen, I gotta go, okay? |
01:11:18 |
Don't worry. It's grand, Michael. |
01:11:21 |
Go on so. |
01:11:23 |
Wish me luck, girls, there's |
01:11:29 |
Hi, da. |
01:11:30 |
Nothing yet, Michael. |
01:11:31 |
Maybe Stevie was bullshitting. |
01:11:32 |
I don't thinkso. |
01:11:35 |
All right, now are you listening? |
01:11:36 |
Here's how it's gonna happen. |
01:11:38 |
You hang around inside the bank. |
01:11:51 |
There'll be the usual Gardas |
01:11:53 |
But not so many. |
01:11:55 |
Remember... |
01:11:57 |
At last we can make |
01:12:00 |
So most of the armed units |
01:12:01 |
will be chasing him and Alec |
01:12:11 |
Now once Higgins' boys arrive... |
01:12:34 |
I'm disappointed in you, Shay. |
01:12:37 |
Mother of Christ. |
01:12:42 |
That's Shay Kirby. |
01:12:44 |
Let's check it out. |
01:12:47 |
Good morning. |
01:12:53 |
Thank you. |
01:12:55 |
How's it going, Shay? |
01:12:56 |
Put it down. Drop it. |
01:12:57 |
Put it down, now. Drop it. |
01:12:58 |
Take it easy, Shay. |
01:13:00 |
Put it down! |
01:13:02 |
Put it down! |
01:13:06 |
Stand up! Turn around! |
01:13:08 |
Against the wall. |
01:13:09 |
Fuck! |
01:13:12 |
Alec, watch the fucking painting. |
01:13:17 |
Don't move a fucking muscle. |
01:13:21 |
Fuck me. What the fuck |
01:13:23 |
Right, |
01:13:25 |
Right, right, |
01:13:27 |
Why? |
01:13:28 |
Keep behind the fucking painting! |
01:13:29 |
Right, right. |
01:13:30 |
Right. |
01:13:31 |
Shite! |
01:13:35 |
Go... |
01:13:40 |
Drop the guns! |
01:13:44 |
Drop the guns! |
01:13:47 |
What the fuck are we gonna do? |
01:13:48 |
Drop the fucking picture! |
01:14:12 |
Everybody... |
01:14:20 |
Get down. |
01:14:22 |
You're a fucking arsehole. |
01:14:25 |
Michael would never have gotten us |
01:14:27 |
Cara-fucking-vaggio. |
01:14:40 |
Fuck art! |
01:14:46 |
All right, Liam, he's safe. |
01:14:47 |
We need back-up. |
01:14:48 |
This is foxtrot one calling... |
01:14:49 |
we request immediate |
01:14:52 |
We've got a situation here. |
01:14:53 |
All armed units are |
01:14:55 |
Fucking bollocks! |
01:14:57 |
What the fuck are you looking at? |
01:14:59 |
All right let's move. |
01:15:01 |
Right, stay there. |
01:15:04 |
You'll have to sign for that boys. |
01:15:13 |
Drop the gun. |
01:15:19 |
Don't... don't fucking shoot me! |
01:15:20 |
Drop the gun. |
01:15:24 |
Michael Lynch is involved. This is |
01:15:27 |
We're doing our best, but we've |
01:15:30 |
For fuck's sake, |
01:15:39 |
Holy shit. |
01:15:41 |
Hope they dont' take that |
01:15:44 |
Sorry, Noel, |
01:15:46 |
There's an armed robbery going on |
01:15:49 |
They're still inside, |
01:15:56 |
Fuck! |
01:15:58 |
How the fuck did he... |
01:15:59 |
I've no idea. |
01:16:03 |
Tell them to keep him there. |
01:16:05 |
Whatever they do, keep him there. |
01:16:06 |
Right, Noel. |
01:16:07 |
Come on, lads, out of here. |
01:16:09 |
Luke, get on to Control. |
01:16:12 |
And get those guys out of the bank. |
01:16:15 |
Michael Lynch talking. |
01:16:18 |
I'm coming out. |
01:16:22 |
What do you want me to do? |
01:16:23 |
Die, you motherfucker. |
01:16:25 |
Put your hands clearly in the air |
01:16:29 |
Okay. Here I come, lads. |
01:16:34 |
Keep walking towards us |
01:16:37 |
You fellas are gonna be famous |
01:16:40 |
Shoot the fucker. |
01:16:41 |
Put your gun down. |
01:16:46 |
Walk away from it. |
01:16:48 |
You're dead, Lynch, |
01:16:51 |
Shut up. |
01:16:56 |
All right, everyone stand up. |
01:16:58 |
Go, move... |
01:17:01 |
What the...? |
01:17:02 |
How are you doing? |
01:17:07 |
Shoot the fucker! |
01:17:11 |
Get down... |
01:17:12 |
Lynch is still in there. |
01:17:18 |
Keep Lynch there |
01:17:21 |
Repeat, keep Lynch there. |
01:17:22 |
What the fuck now? |
01:17:27 |
Lynch, come out. |
01:17:31 |
Lynch! |
01:17:43 |
Rifle. |
01:17:53 |
What's going on? |
01:17:54 |
Haven't a clue. |
01:17:56 |
But Lynch is still in there. |
01:17:58 |
Good. |
01:18:03 |
Are you out there, Noel? |
01:18:06 |
I know I've been messing |
01:18:09 |
and they're probably a bit annoyed. |
01:18:12 |
But this is it. |
01:18:13 |
You have me for real this time. |
01:18:17 |
I'm coming out. |
01:18:22 |
Put the gun down. |
01:18:27 |
Put the fucking weapon down. |
01:19:02 |
Noel... that's it? |
01:19:06 |
Tell his wife to come |
01:19:08 |
Okay. |
01:19:26 |
Where's Michael? |
01:19:29 |
Tony? |
01:20:00 |
Are you Michael Lynch's wife |
01:20:07 |
And you are his sister-in-law |
01:20:14 |
Right. |
01:20:18 |
Would you formally |
01:20:20 |
as that of your husband |
01:20:25 |
A nod'll do. |
01:20:31 |
Oh God. |
01:20:40 |
Sure they'd never recognise him |
01:20:45 |
I think they will. |
01:20:46 |
What? |
01:20:53 |
Oh yes, of course, right enough. |
01:21:00 |
So, is that him then, girls? |
01:21:09 |
Yes... |
01:21:26 |
Right... |
01:21:27 |
it's over... well done. |
01:21:40 |
Take it |
01:21:52 |
Give me the fucking mask |
01:22:06 |
Good morning, Jero |
01:22:10 |
Before we go our separate ways, |
01:22:12 |
let us take leave of |
01:22:14 |
May our farewell express |
01:22:17 |
May it ease our sadness |
01:22:24 |
Lynch would love this send off. |
01:22:28 |
He's probably up there somewhere |
01:22:30 |
having a good laugh at the idea |
01:22:51 |
It was the right thing to do, Noel. |
01:22:54 |
Fuck it, he's dead. |
01:23:00 |
Something between me and him, Ger. |
01:23:03 |
It's the way |
01:23:10 |
Now, that's what your mummy |
01:23:12 |
Yeah, she'll pay you tomorrow. |
01:23:13 |
Grand. Mind yourself |
01:23:15 |
Okay. |
01:23:16 |
Bye. |
01:23:17 |
Bye. |
01:23:19 |
Hiya. |
01:23:20 |
Hello there. |
01:23:24 |
It certainly is. |
01:23:27 |
And how are you today? |
01:23:29 |
Well, now... |
01:23:32 |
Let's see now. |
01:23:35 |
Is that tins of corned beef |
01:23:37 |
Yep, ''John West''. |
01:23:41 |
I'll tell you what, |
01:23:44 |
I'll collect it |
01:23:45 |
Save me lugging it |
01:23:48 |
Well, of course. |
01:23:51 |
I wish I had your speed. |
01:23:55 |
Well, gets me around, you know. |
01:24:02 |
Good luck. |
01:24:04 |
Bye. |
01:25:00 |
Michael, you just can't live |
01:25:29 |
Bless us, oh, Lord. |
01:25:31 |
And these thy gifts, |
01:25:33 |
we are about to receive |