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00:01:25 Morning.
00:01:26 Lovely morning.
00:01:30 Banks never on time, are they?
00:01:32 No, no, they're desperate.
00:01:36 Desperate altogether.
00:01:37 Try another branch.
00:01:45 Morning.
00:02:02 Harrison will defend
00:02:04 maybe even take the trial.
00:02:06 But he insists on
00:02:10 For a morning's work?
00:02:11 Up front.
00:02:13 I see, he doesn't trust me.
00:02:15 Here he is now,
00:02:20 Morning.
00:02:23 It's nearly time.
00:02:25 Are we in funds?
00:02:27 Huh?
00:02:28 Oh, the cash.
00:02:31 No... not here, Mr. Lynch.
00:02:35 And you will be taking that off
00:02:39 The prosecution's claim that
00:02:42 might leave this country
00:02:43 is completely and totally
00:02:48 Especially when Mr. Lynch's
00:02:51 is having her
00:02:53 and it would be tragic
00:02:56 if her father were not
00:03:00 So, Your Honour,
00:03:01 the State can find no course
00:03:06 why this clean-living unassuming --
00:03:11 teetotaler should have
00:03:13 Mr. Lynch may remain on bail
00:03:15 until his trial commences
00:03:18 Mr. Lynch, how does it feel to be
00:03:21 Do you think
00:03:24 Mr. Lynch, you enjoy making
00:03:27 Hold... a minute, lads...
00:03:29 don't ever think the Gardas
00:03:31 It'd be a big mistake.
00:03:35 In fact, I think the Gardas are
00:03:37 Is your name Michael Patrick Lynch?
00:03:38 You see, right there,
00:03:40 Excuse me, I am Mr. Lynch's attorney
00:03:42 I'm detaining you on suspicion of
00:03:44 under the Misuse of Drugs Act.
00:03:46 I know what you want to do.
00:03:48 You want to strip search me,
00:03:50 Please, let go of him.
00:03:52 Oh, I see, you think
00:03:54 Oh, no...! Look at them!
00:03:56 Look at what they do
00:03:59 Trying to grab a feel.
00:04:02 You dirty perverts,
00:04:04 Drugs? What drugs?
00:04:06 I've never done drugs in me life
00:04:08 Show them your credentials, Mike.
00:04:10 Find the drugs.
00:04:11 Give us a look, get them off.
00:04:15 Find the drugs. Come on,
00:04:18 you poofters.
00:04:19 Come on.
00:04:21 Show 'em your credentials, Michael.
00:04:22 Hey, you fucking faggots.
00:04:25 You do it in private,
00:04:33 Do you want any more, love?
00:04:34 I'm grand unless there's dessert?
00:04:37 Of course there is.
00:04:38 Is that you in the newspaper da?
00:04:44 Oh, can I finish that?
00:04:45 Yeah, waste not, want not. Thanks.
00:04:47 Oh, God, Michael, give it to me.
00:04:49 You know the way
00:04:53 Sorry, sorry wasn't thinking.
00:04:54 Your father first.
00:04:56 Da does.
00:04:57 They're all grand.
00:04:58 They have to learn.
00:05:00 you just better go to bed
00:05:02 Okay, mum.
00:05:07 Have you got Lynch with you, lads?
00:05:08 Check. We have him in our sights.
00:05:10 Clothes on or off today?
00:05:11 Fuck off.
00:05:13 She's great.
00:05:18 Say hello to your da.
00:05:21 Is that them, huh?
00:05:22 Is that the two sisters?
00:05:23 Oh, that's them all right, boy.
00:05:25 Bet he was glad he didn't have to
00:05:28 Why choose
00:05:31 Mind your mothers now.
00:05:33 See you tonight.
00:05:35 See you.
00:05:36 I'll call round later,
00:05:40 Hey, Tommy, get off the bleeding
00:05:42 Oh, come on, can I stay on?
00:05:42 You know I can't take you
00:05:44 Please Auntie Lisa...
00:05:47 Come on then,
00:05:48 Bye, da.
00:05:49 Wave him goodbye.
00:05:55 Look at daddy
00:05:59 Say goodbye.
00:06:04 Jesus, there's no way he can
00:06:08 So what's the point?
00:06:21 Jesus. We're running very low
00:06:25 Control where's
00:06:27 Con's very worried about
00:06:30 He's getting out.
00:06:30 Okay, lads,
00:06:32 We're off.
00:06:37 Right, lads,
00:06:39 a good ten miles away, maybe more.
00:06:41 Oh, Jesus.
00:06:42 North east of the Bray Road.
00:06:44 There's an Esso on the left,
00:06:47 Keep in touch.
00:06:48 I don't believe this.
00:06:50 Ah for fuck, I told you
00:06:54 But, no, you said,
00:06:57 Look at him.
00:07:30 Where would you be
00:07:32 I couldn't agree more, Michael.
00:07:34 Tony Brady.
00:07:36 It's the difference between eating
00:07:38 You said it, Tony. Good luck.
00:07:42 Later.
00:07:44 Michael Lynch.
00:07:47 Fine thanks.
00:07:54 There you go.
00:07:55 You're a gentleman
00:07:56 Thank you.
00:07:57 It's fellas like you
00:08:05 Right, we've caught up with Lynch.
00:08:07 Told you he wouldn't miss out
00:08:11 Well, don't lose him this time.
00:08:12 Oh, don't worry,
00:08:14 And we've a full tank
00:08:15 Mr. Lynch won't be getting away
00:08:18 Right, lads, keep in touch.
00:08:22 I'll say one thing for him,
00:08:42 Don't fuck about.
00:08:43 Yeah, no problem, Michael.
00:08:46 You're a mess, little brother.
00:08:59 Relax, we're just passing through!
00:09:01 Fucking hell!
00:09:02 Excuse me, ladies...
00:09:03 say hello to my little friend.
00:09:27 Ho... here we go. He's off.
00:09:32 Something happening, Control.
00:09:33 You're telling me. There's a report
00:09:36 Oh, for fuck's sake, we're just
00:09:39 What?
00:09:40 Fuck it! What do we do now?
00:09:47 I never promised you a story.
00:09:49 You did!
00:09:50 I did not.
00:09:50 You did so, da!
00:09:51 What did I tell you about lying?
00:09:53 To lie to everyone
00:09:55 And us.
00:09:58 Oh, yeah, and Auntie Lisa.
00:09:59 And the whole family. You never
00:10:04 Tell us the story
00:10:07 Yeah, da,
00:10:12 Fair enough.
00:10:13 Do you want to hear
00:10:14 From the start.
00:10:15 Okay.
00:10:17 Long, long ago,
00:10:20 and your ma and me and Auntie Lisa
00:10:22 we all lived in a place
00:10:24 All our grannies and grand-dads
00:10:27 and sisters and all our pals.
00:10:30 It was like a big hotel...
00:10:33 built specially for us
00:10:36 And when I was young,
00:10:38 I used to think
00:10:41 Putting a special glow around us
00:10:44 Go about our business with
00:10:48 And that it would never change.
00:10:50 Tell us about the bailiffs, da.
00:10:54 All right, so.
00:10:56 Do you know what bailiffs are?
00:10:57 They're just like gods
00:11:00 Much worse.
00:11:03 So... one day...
00:11:07 I was coming home
00:11:11 And I saw them -- the bailiffs
00:11:15 Big bastards with hammers and
00:11:18 But that didn't stop me
00:11:20 I went for them.
00:11:22 We fought for hours.
00:11:23 But there was too many altogether.
00:11:25 So, your ma and me and Lisa
00:11:27 we barricaded ourselves in
00:11:30 You're need gonna take our homes
00:11:32 And they couldn't get in,
00:11:34 They huffed and they puffed,
00:11:38 And all around us...
00:11:40 we could hear
00:11:42 of our friends and neighbors
00:11:44 as they tore their houses
00:11:47 Like savages they were.
00:11:49 They tried everything
00:11:51 but they didn't know me.
00:11:53 I wouldn't budge.
00:11:54 No matter if they brought the
00:11:57 And then the Mayor came!
00:11:58 That's right.
00:12:00 They were so pissed off
00:12:03 the Lord Mayor of Dublin himself
00:12:07 Mr. Lynch.
00:12:10 Michael!
00:12:12 Michael! Michael, please,
00:12:16 Michael...
00:12:20 Get on your knees!
00:12:22 I'm pleading with you!
00:12:23 I personally have been authorized
00:12:25 to offer you these keys
00:12:29 One for us and one for Auntie Lisa.
00:12:31 And I made him promise...
00:12:32 that no-one could ever take
00:12:36 And the Mayor said...
00:12:38 Yes, I promise!
00:12:43 So, I graciously
00:12:46 I won. I beat them all.
00:12:49 The bailiff and the Mayor
00:12:52 I was loyal.
00:12:56 You see, the thing is...
00:12:58 they'll never beat you...
00:13:00 if you stick together
00:13:17 Are they asleep?
00:13:21 It's time
00:13:29 See you tomorrow.
00:13:31 'Night.
00:13:51 Hiya, Michael.
00:13:52 Hey, Shaun.
00:14:03 You're late.
00:14:04 Sorry, bedtime stories.
00:14:06 God! The Mansions again.
00:14:08 I bet that put 'em to sleep.
00:14:20 Christine asked me to ask you
00:14:22 would you mind looking
00:14:25 She has to go into town to
00:14:27 No problem.
00:14:33 Are you ready for this?
00:14:35 Oh yeah.
00:14:39 I missed you.
00:14:56 Fuck them! Don't answer!
00:15:02 No, gotta call Billy,
00:15:06 Jesus! Fuck 'em!
00:15:13 Who was with you at the bank?
00:15:14 It was Stevie.
00:15:15 No, no. Did Stevie drive the car?
00:15:18 Stevie drove the car, right?
00:15:20 That's right.
00:15:21 And Tony Brady was with you, yeah?
00:15:23 You see,
00:15:24 doing jobs
00:15:27 And we have proof boy.
00:15:30 All you have to do is say,
00:15:38 You drove to the courts
00:15:40 and then you switched
00:15:42 Fifteen minutes,
00:15:46 Give us an answer,
00:15:47 All right, Con. Take it easy.
00:15:49 Shall we start all over again,
00:15:52 You weren't with either of
00:15:55 we know that much.
00:15:56 So, Michael, if you weren't
00:16:00 don't tell me you were off
00:16:29 I realize you're not a golfing man,
00:16:31 but...
00:16:34 and Superintendents Annual
00:16:36 had to be cancelled today.
00:16:37 Now, why do you think
00:16:40 Well, I did mention to you, sir,
00:16:42 that things like this usually
00:16:44 Don't be the smart Alec with me,
00:16:46 I haev to tell you,
00:16:47 there's a lot of very unhappy
00:16:50 This is vital rest and recreation
00:16:53 Do you understand the importance
00:16:55 Well I do now, sir.
00:16:57 Are you trying to tell me
00:16:59 I'll tell you someting,
00:17:02 I will not have
00:17:05 brought into disrepute
00:17:09 We will not be intimidated
00:17:12 Are you listening to me now?
00:17:15 Christine wasn't upset, was she?
00:17:17 No, no, she's fine.
00:17:20 You see, every time
00:17:21 there's dangers out there
00:17:22 bits of glass lying in wait nails,
00:17:25 So you have to watch out,
00:17:27 coos otherwise they'll get you.
00:17:31 Who?
00:17:33 The bits of glass and that.
00:17:35 Sooner or later,
00:17:38 and then you get a puncture
00:17:41 And then you fix it for me.
00:17:42 Yeah, I do.
00:17:46 Can I put the patch on now?
00:17:49 Don't wrinkle it.
00:17:50 Job's worth doing.
00:17:55 If a job's worth doing,
00:17:58 That's right... cool.
00:18:09 That'll be the best way to park.
00:18:10 Fucking brilliant parking that was.
00:18:12 Shit!
00:18:15 Hey, Tony, you drive like
00:18:24 Fucking comedian...
00:18:27 Mad fuck.
00:18:40 Michael...
00:18:42 ...the new fella, Shay Kirby...
00:18:44 doesn't bother you
00:18:46 Nah, he's out a couple of years.
00:18:48 A bit doggy though, isn't it?
00:18:50 Look, why are you bringing him in?
00:18:51 He's the inside man on the job
00:18:53 Look, I understand.
00:18:55 While I'm talking I'll make
00:18:57 you watch how he reacts.
00:18:59 Tommy, come on, we're going.
00:19:00 Say goodbye to daddy.
00:19:01 Bue-bye, da.
00:19:02 By, chicken.
00:19:03 Bye lads.
00:19:04 Bye.
00:19:06 Bye, da.
00:19:08 All right, sitting down, lads.
00:19:10 One more round, Michael?
00:19:11 Little fella, sit down.
00:19:13 All right...
00:19:15 First, you've all met Shay Kirby.
00:19:18 How's it going?
00:19:20 Now, as you know...
00:19:22 I may be a bit occupied in the
00:19:26 Now, should go okay,
00:19:28 So I thought maybe now is the time
00:19:30 for a job I've been thinking about
00:19:31 One of those impossible ones.
00:19:34 Now, this is one the IRA
00:19:36 but even they thought
00:19:38 Well, lads, when I heard that
00:19:41 we're gonna have to show
00:19:44 about robbing
00:19:47 Jesus Christ, Michael.
00:19:48 Bollocks, man!
00:19:50 What I was thinking was...
00:19:52 we wouldn't actually try to
00:19:56 but we'd sort of drop in.
00:20:09 Fuck. Jesus Christ!
00:20:21 And then sort of camp
00:20:25 until someone arrives to let us
00:20:29 And that someone...
00:20:30 is Mr. Fintan Doorley
00:20:32 Like myself, very precise man.
00:20:35 Fintan arrives
00:20:39 Now, as a man
00:20:42 he will probably be
00:20:53 Good morning, Mr. Doorley.
00:20:55 Meet our esteemed leader.
00:20:57 Good morning, staff.
00:20:58 Identify yourselves.
00:21:04 Once inside
00:21:07 who'll invite them
00:21:09 And lads... Politely, okay?
00:21:11 As long as
00:21:13 we won't do them any harm.
00:21:14 Stop mucking around.
00:21:16 You got that, Billy?
00:21:18 What?
00:21:19 Just get the people inside.
00:21:20 Blow up the air bed, love,
00:21:22 That's enough out of you, Billy.
00:21:23 Give us a kiss,
00:21:25 Yeah, yeah. Okay, Michael.
00:21:38 So that at quarter-to-nine,
00:21:41 And we can all relax
00:21:42 because it will be some time before
00:21:48 Now does everyone have a picture
00:21:52 Because, lads, I promise...
00:21:56 that's just the way
00:22:03 What age are you, Alec?
00:22:05 What, ten years younger than me?
00:22:07 Big difference.
00:22:09 Then Tony and Michael,
00:22:12 Now, when they were kids
00:22:14 Ain't that right, Michael?
00:22:16 We had each other.
00:22:16 True.
00:22:19 Now, I'm that much younger
00:22:21 but it was never the right stuff.
00:22:23 What are you
00:22:24 Billy, Billy knows
00:22:26 No.
00:22:28 For fuck's sake.
00:22:29 What was the big thing
00:22:32 ''Star Wars'', I suppose.
00:22:34 ''Star Wars''.
00:22:35 Now, I bet you got the proper
00:22:37 You know, the real toys.
00:22:40 Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader,
00:22:42 And it was the proper thing, yeah?
00:22:44 Yeah, so what?
00:22:45 So, I never got that.
00:22:47 But, sure, me da probably robbed
00:22:49 It doesn't matter!
00:22:51 My ma and da couldn't even rob
00:22:55 That's a fucking tragedy, Stevie.
00:22:58 It is a fucking tragedy.
00:22:59 Fellas your age,
00:23:03 And now my kids want
00:23:06 And you're gonna use
00:23:07 to make sure they get it.
00:23:09 In me hole.
00:23:12 I'm gonna make up for all the stuff
00:23:14 I'm gonna enjoy myself.
00:23:25 Go ahead Tom.
00:23:28 Right, Michael.
00:23:30 Now, the depth of this door
00:23:34 Now, once that panel is removed
00:23:37 nice and snug.
00:23:39 Now, if you have enough of them,
00:23:44 And you don't even notice
00:23:46 when you're opening
00:23:50 Now this couple I've lined up
00:23:54 that's the beauty of it
00:23:55 no extra splits.
00:23:57 They're just
00:23:59 Couple in their fifties
00:24:02 And you know Customs...
00:24:03 while they're busy searching
00:24:07 they'll be tipping
00:24:10 as they chugger, chugger through
00:24:12 at their usual
00:24:13 Then they drive all the way over
00:24:16 They've told me all about
00:24:18 it's so quiet and peaceful that
00:24:24 This is how I see it all happening,
00:24:26 It's not too far from Birmingham,
00:24:29 so I can fly in be at their hotel
00:24:31 They'll be there taking afternoon tea
00:24:34 that they've a couple of
00:24:36 worth of gold
00:24:44 There'll be no more than,
00:24:47 no security, so getting
00:24:49 Bing, bang, boom. Get the gold
00:24:51 bring it to the fence.
00:24:52 Tom, it all sounds fine.
00:24:55 I'll see you when you get back, so.
00:24:58 Don't worry about it, Michael.
00:25:05 Hi, Uncle Billy.
00:25:09 Come here to me, chicken.
00:25:14 Oh, look at you.
00:25:15 My God,
00:25:17 Isn't she gorgeous?
00:25:18 Come here to me. Tell me this would
00:25:23 Come here.
00:25:24 Thank you.
00:25:25 No problem, love.
00:25:26 Good girl, good girl.
00:25:27 Go on uupstairs, right,
00:25:28 and I'll be with you
00:25:29 All right, chicken, go on.
00:25:30 Save us a dance, love,
00:25:35 Who's your man there
00:25:37 Higgins is his name.
00:25:38 Grew up around here all right.
00:25:42 IRA I heard.
00:25:44 Funny thing, he looks more like you
00:25:47 Same haircut anyway.
00:25:49 Yeah, yeah.
00:25:52 I'm telling you.
00:25:53 Yeah, I know, I'm not gonna
00:25:57 Thanks for the lift.
00:25:58 Da, da, look what granny gave me.
00:26:01 What is it, chicken?
00:26:02 It's a holy book
00:26:06 Oh, isn't that brilliant?
00:26:07 What I'd give to
00:26:11 That's what I'd like to know
00:26:13 Guess.
00:26:14 Mickey, you know that job that
00:26:19 Yeah.
00:26:21 What I mean, Mike,
00:26:23 Tom was a bit of a fucking eject
00:26:26 I mean, if you'd asked me
00:26:31 Looks like
00:26:34 there's no car and there's no gold.
00:26:37 Yeah.
00:26:39 So what do you wanna do?
00:26:41 Why the fuck did he think
00:26:44 It's not like him,
00:26:46 And mind you, can you ever
00:26:48 Yeah, you can.
00:26:51 Wouldn't have asked him to
00:26:56 What now?
00:26:57 You go find him. Bring him back.
00:26:59 Okay.
00:27:00 Tony...
00:27:01 Yeah?
00:27:02 You can finish your dinner first.
00:27:14 Jesus, are you gonna queue up?
00:27:17 I'll have to, won't I
00:27:20 Well, I can get you in there
00:27:22 No, thanks,
00:27:25 Fair enough.
00:27:27 Got this stupid fucking court thing
00:27:29 Enjoy yourself.
00:27:30 I will.
00:27:32 Course.
00:27:40 My Lord, may I request
00:27:43 until Wednesday?
00:27:44 Application refused.
00:27:46 but, my Lord, Mr. Harrison...
00:27:47 the prosecution is ready,
00:27:52 Your client cannot avoid
00:27:57 Mr. McHale, are you ready to begin?
00:28:00 Certainly, my Lord.
00:28:04 Almost two years ago
00:28:07 the defendant, Michael Lynch
00:28:10 entered the premises of Superex
00:28:13 They were armed and dangerous.
00:28:15 They threatened the life
00:28:18 and stole over
00:28:23 Listen, Michael...
00:28:26 See this?
00:28:29 Yeah?
00:28:30 Can I hang it up in our room?
00:28:32 What do you want
00:28:34 It's not a holy picture,
00:28:36 He's about as holy as you are.
00:28:38 Well, it looks like
00:28:39 Can I hang it up, or can't I?
00:28:41 Of course.
00:28:42 And you wont' be
00:28:43 I promise.
00:28:46 Grand.
00:28:50 Can I go to the toilet, da?
00:28:52 Of course.
00:28:54 Do you get the feeling
00:28:58 Please, Michael... please!
00:29:02 I mean, even if it is true,
00:29:03 got their car door
00:29:06 and then left it abandoned
00:29:08 I searched, Michael.
00:29:10 I found the car and I even
00:29:14 I fucked up, you know,
00:29:18 So you don't think
00:29:22 No.
00:29:23 No, it's not, it's not that,
00:29:27 Please, Michael...
00:29:33 What did you do with the gold?
00:29:35 Oh, God...
00:29:38 I did nothing!
00:29:40 I never got it, I never!
00:29:43 It's gone. You have to believe me.
00:29:47 But you ran away, Tom.
00:29:49 Only scumbags run away.
00:29:51 You can't trust someone
00:29:53 I mean, would you trust them, Tom?
00:29:55 No, no, I wouldn't.
00:30:07 So you see why this is a problem
00:30:10 I mean, I can't leave it
00:30:13 Yeah, I know...
00:30:14 Where's the gold?
00:30:15 I don't know.
00:30:21 What do you think?
00:30:23 I don't know, Michael, I...
00:30:27 I'm not certain...
00:30:31 I'd nearly believe him, Michael.
00:30:32 Yeah, I think you're right.
00:30:33 His story is so stupid
00:30:37 All rigth, let him down.
00:30:42 I'm sorry, Tom.
00:30:45 Tony'll take you to the hospital.
00:30:48 Oh, you're on the medical card,
00:30:49 I mean this won't
00:30:51 No.
00:30:52 Grand, night. Lads.
00:30:58 And will the accused sit up
00:30:59 and let us see his face, please!
00:31:04 The accused is a very clever man.
00:31:07 But the extraordinary thing
00:31:10 is that he seems unable to resist
00:31:12 letting the rest of the world
00:31:16 sometimes I think
00:31:18 he's just a big show-off.
00:31:32 How are things, Michael?
00:31:33 Fair, Shay.
00:31:35 No, I'm grand.
00:31:38 Is everything all right,
00:31:41 Yeah, fine.
00:31:44 Oh, it's just this...
00:31:49 he's getting on my nerves.
00:31:51 He's prejudiced, you know.
00:31:54 Is that right?
00:31:58 That's his daughter's car.
00:32:03 Consider it done.
00:32:07 Trial's supposed to end
00:32:10 will that give you enough time
00:32:13 A ''frightener''?
00:32:14 It has to be timed just right.
00:32:19 Give me the keys, love.
00:32:21 Thanks for the lunch, sir...
00:32:22 and a very stimulating
00:32:27 Bye, dad. Hope we didn't
00:32:30 Not at all, Moira.
00:32:31 Mind you, he does like the osund of
00:32:33 You're one to talk.
00:32:42 In conclusion...
00:32:44 whatever the jury's feelings
00:32:46 as to what seems
00:32:51 I must remind you that...
00:32:53 if the available evidence is not
00:32:59 then...
00:33:02 you must not convict.
00:33:08 This is another disaster
00:33:11 Mr. Lynch has been found not guilty.
00:33:12 That is not to say that the Gardai
00:33:14 are pursuing anyone else
00:33:18 It's also not to say that
00:33:19 the Gardai will
00:33:21 in the activities
00:33:23 Do you think the justice system is
00:33:25 Michael, how can you afford such
00:33:27 Are you back on the dole, Michael?
00:33:28 Now that you're innocent,
00:33:31 Daddy.
00:33:32 There's daddy
00:33:34 That's right.
00:33:35 Da, why are you wearing
00:33:36 Cos, I don't want them to see me.
00:33:37 ...that Mr. Michael Lynch
00:33:40 All right, now, kids, who is he?
00:33:42 A Garda.
00:33:43 Is he a pig, da?
00:33:44 You're both right,
00:33:45 Pay attention to him,
00:33:46 and never trust him
00:33:48 Come on, play it, Michael.
00:33:51 It's just a little bit
00:33:52 it's in the, the beginning...
00:33:53 Hey, that's us.We're famous.
00:33:55 We're not the stars of the show,
00:33:57 We'd only be like extras, you know.
00:34:00 Will you go and play outside,
00:34:02 Are you going home?
00:34:03 We've gotta go home in a minute.
00:34:04 All right, come on,
00:34:05 Get your coats.
00:34:13 But it does seem that the Gardai
00:34:16 the spiral of crime
00:34:17 Does it?
00:34:32 Billy.
00:34:33 Billy!
00:34:34 Billy, how are you?
00:34:37 God, you're looking well tonight.
00:34:38 I like the suit there, big fella.
00:34:40 Right, fine.
00:34:42 Lisa and Christine, isn't it?
00:34:44 Sorry, I'm not sure which is which.
00:34:47 Who's that?
00:34:48 It's Jerome Higgins.
00:34:50 Jerome Higgins?
00:34:53 Since when yhave you become
00:34:55 little fella?
00:34:56 Talk to him, will you?
00:34:57 A few minutes,
00:34:59 it's no trouble or anything.
00:35:03 What's the problem, Michael?
00:35:04 I don't like being told what to do,
00:35:10 It's grand.
00:35:14 I won't be long. Okay?
00:35:16 Billy.
00:35:19 Conversing with the riff-raff.
00:35:22 Glad our man, Shay Kirby,
00:35:23 was able to help you out
00:35:25 Shay doesn't work with you
00:35:27 But his training, Michael.
00:35:30 What are you looking for?
00:35:31 Well, I was just saying
00:35:33 that I think
00:35:34 in a bit of co-operation
00:35:37 Well, I don't.
00:35:38 Billy wouldn't agree with you there
00:35:40 and we've done a few favours
00:35:43 Now, I suppose you know that
00:35:44 we had our eye on
00:35:48 Tough shite.
00:35:48 Because we thought a reasonable
00:35:51 Two million, I believe, would be
00:35:55 Call it a symbol
00:35:58 How about a symbol
00:36:01 You've neither the fucking brains
00:36:02 or the gumption
00:36:03 so you think
00:36:05 and squeeze an ordinary
00:36:06 who knows something about his job.
00:36:08 Fuck off and double fuck off,
00:36:13 Night, little fella.
00:36:15 Excuse me.
00:36:18 Oh, and,
00:36:20 God loves a trier
00:36:21 and keep your eye on the papers,
00:36:23 cos that'll be the first place
00:36:25 when it's all over the front pages.
00:36:26 The biggest yet.
00:36:29 What job are you talking about,
00:36:30 Don't ask me, I'm making it up
00:36:49 M, it's me.
00:36:55 Hi, Michael.
00:36:57 Look, I'm really sorry about that
00:37:00 Christine!
00:37:03 So, you got caught dealing and
00:37:08 You fucking spaz.
00:37:10 I want you out of Dublin, fast,
00:37:12 England, the States,
00:37:14 But keep away from them
00:37:23 I'm sorry, Michael.
00:37:58 Mostly he enede up
00:38:01 but that's only cos that's
00:38:04 Cardinals and Bishops were
00:38:07 to paint scenes from the Bible.
00:38:08 And Lords, of course, trying to
00:38:12 He had to do a runner out of Rome
00:38:15 Bit of a fucking headcase,
00:38:20 Michael, this isn't right.
00:38:22 Excuse me, my, my wife,
00:38:45 See Jesus and Judas...
00:38:47 Caravaggio used fellas
00:38:50 He hung around bars and
00:38:53 picked out someone interesting
00:38:57 I think he got a kick out of that,
00:38:59 having Cardinals on their knees...
00:39:02 praying away to some painting
00:39:06 What are you laughing at?
00:39:08 Oh, nothing.
00:39:11 I was just thinking about
00:39:13 and who gets the benefit.
00:39:15 I mean, your man who painted this
00:39:16 he never saw any of the money
00:39:19 But he gets the reputation though
00:39:21 I mean, people remember who he is.
00:39:23 And that's the thing, isn't it?
00:39:26 You're afraid no-one'll
00:39:29 I think
00:39:31 Why? So I'll be remembered?
00:39:33 Nah. So you could do the kitchen.
00:39:53 Hello, yeah?
00:39:54 Father Grogan?
00:39:55 Paul Grogan, yes, that's me.
00:39:57 My name's Christine.
00:39:59 I phoned you about the Caravaggio.
00:40:00 Oh, yes, of course.
00:40:02 Come in, you're welcome.
00:40:04 Oh, the painting was hanging
00:40:08 looking down at everyone
00:40:11 and no-one took any notice of it.
00:40:14 Getting dirtier and dirtier.
00:40:17 Then one day I was celebrating Mass
00:40:23 remind me to show it to you
00:40:25 Anyway, this morning
00:40:30 account of Veronica
00:40:33 And I thought, we must have
00:40:37 No idea
00:40:40 a Caravaggio...
00:40:42 I mean, a priceless original.
00:40:43 It was a pity for us in a way,
00:40:45 because it was lovely to
00:40:48 But, well...
00:40:51 we knew it couldn't stay here.
00:40:53 I mean any half decent thief
00:40:57 The gallery made us
00:40:59 Same size and all?
00:41:00 Oh, yes, an absolute replica.
00:41:03 Oh, I couldn't tell the difference.
00:41:05 What about an art expert?
00:41:07 Well, he or she
00:41:10 If it really is
00:41:11 why didn't you sell it
00:41:13 rather than giving it to them?
00:41:14 Well, not blowing
00:41:17 but I suppose we just thought
00:41:40 Won't be long,
00:41:42 Okay, lads, good luck.
00:42:21 What the bloody hell's he doing?
00:43:00 Get out of the car.
00:43:01 Get out of the fucking car!
00:43:14 Yes!
00:43:16 Did you see their fucking faces?
00:43:19 Raferty van, that's it, that's it.
00:43:21 Get after him, Con.
00:43:23 Shut up. I'm, like, doing it.
00:43:24 Oh their tail.
00:43:26 Would you, for fuck's sake,
00:43:46 Okay, we're up on them.
00:43:47 Right, steady as you go, Con,
00:43:49 Nice and handy.
00:43:50 Fuck!
00:43:51 The door's open, now's your chance.
00:43:53 What's the fucking matter with you?
00:43:55 Jesus Christ!
00:44:06 I knew we were a country
00:44:10 Yes.
00:44:12 You never mind if there's bastards
00:44:15 They're only satisfied
00:44:17 keep you poor, put you away.
00:44:19 They don't count. Not with us.
00:44:21 In fact, I think we can give them
00:44:24 cos they're only eejits.
00:44:25 Mentioning no names like.
00:44:27 And this thing of me becoming
00:44:30 I want you all to know
00:44:31 it's not gonna change me
00:44:36 Come on,
00:44:38 We're top of the ratings, lads.
00:44:40 They might even give us
00:44:41 ...valuable painting Caravaggio,
00:44:46 was stolen in broad daylight
00:44:46 by an unknown criminal gang
00:44:50 And none of them have
00:44:55 Oh, you wanna see the bum shot?
00:44:57 What the fuck is a bum shot?
00:45:02 Oh, Jesus.
00:45:05 Look at that arse on you, man.
00:45:08 Michael, the painting,
00:45:10 It's all sussed.
00:45:13 Alec is going to Amsterdam
00:45:14 Let him make us an offer.
00:45:16 But the crack is, in the meantime
00:45:19 we can just sit back
00:45:21 make a pig's mickey of it.
00:45:23 I'll drink to that.
00:45:25 Michael, any idea how much we'll
00:45:28 Like, just cos
00:45:30 We'll get enough to get rich,
00:45:32 The point is, we've won.
00:45:34 I mean, you see ths,
00:45:38 Think about what it means.
00:45:41 We're number one,
00:45:43 not the IRA, not anyone else.
00:45:46 The whole country is in awe of us.
00:45:49 Because of a little divine
00:45:51 we're bigger than Riverdance.
00:45:54 One day at a time...
00:45:57 sweet Jesus,
00:46:04 Just give me the strength to
00:46:11 Yesterday's gone sweet Jesus
00:46:16 And tomorrow may never be mine
00:46:28 I think this is the signal.
00:46:29 Watch... see?
00:46:30 Spot on.
00:46:32 Well, it's the signal itself
00:46:34 Well, you're right,
00:46:36 he's imitating the painting, sir.
00:46:38 Same as your man Judas there.
00:46:40 Oh, right, very clever, but...
00:46:41 Yeah, it's smart.
00:46:43 Obviously someone that likes a gag.
00:46:47 That's what made me realise
00:46:49 We can't get a positive ID
00:46:51 but I did body size and shape
00:46:55 Heads, heights, everything,
00:46:57 Very interesting, Noel, well doen.
00:46:59 Good to see the gizmos being
00:47:01 but it's a coincidence.
00:47:04 Your nose alone
00:47:05 Lynch is not capable of
00:47:07 I went back over
00:47:10 from the art gallery, sir.
00:47:11 Lynch and his wife Christine
00:47:15 I know it's not
00:47:16 but what the fuck
00:47:18 at a seventeenth century
00:47:20 My wife went to that exhibition!
00:47:22 I'm sorry, but we'd look like fools
00:47:25 presenting that idea
00:47:27 If my training with the FBI
00:47:30 it's these specialist robberies
00:47:32 are the preserve of
00:47:34 Germans, Dutch, art thieves that
00:47:38 Come on, Noel, admit it.
00:47:39 Lynch just isn't in that league.
00:47:47 Behave yourself.
00:47:54 Oh, charge it to room 764, please.
00:47:56 No... Peter. In fairness you've
00:47:59 You have to let me pay this time.
00:48:01 Hey, you know it's no problem.
00:48:03 You'll be paying
00:48:04 Hey, Alec, he's right.
00:48:05 So we will.
00:48:06 Hey, I like your style, Peter.
00:48:09 Smart fella there.
00:48:10 Oh phone call. Won't be long.
00:48:12 Hey, Peter, I think that slapper
00:48:15 What's a slapper?
00:48:16 Yeah... no, yeah, no,
00:48:18 No... I'll be there, yeah...
00:48:20 It's certainly not the MO
00:48:23 Which suggests very strongly that
00:48:25 it's a very clever
00:48:28 You've probably come to that
00:48:31 Oh yes, oh, indeed, aye.
00:48:35 Well, of course we're
00:48:37 that this is the work of
00:48:41 Now, I'm personally familiar
00:48:43 and though normally art theft
00:48:46 this particular robbery seems to
00:48:50 If you know who you're dealing with
00:48:52 it will make a recovery operation
00:48:56 We know that someone here in Dublin
00:48:59 has made contact with a fence
00:49:02 Let us call him Peter.
00:49:04 Peter had made contact with us
00:49:06 to offer his co-operation.
00:49:33 Good afternoon, lads.
00:49:35 All set?
00:49:36 All ready, sir.
00:49:36 Noel...
00:49:38 Yes, sir?
00:49:39 Get to work.
00:49:40 Right away, sir.
00:49:48 Whatever you do,
00:49:49 don't say anything to him
00:49:50 or mention anything
00:49:52 Okay.
00:49:53 Not a word.
00:49:55 I mean it. Good luck.
00:49:56 See you there, Michael.
00:49:58 Do you like art, generally?
00:50:00 What do you think of the painting?
00:50:03 Oh, I couldn't give a shite, man,
00:50:06 Well, it's a beautiful Caravaggio,
00:50:12 Well, of course I realize,
00:50:14 well, I suppse that
00:50:20 I can tell you,
00:50:22 you have no interest
00:50:24 Not true. I love a good chat, man.
00:50:28 So, these are the beautiful
00:50:31 Spotter plane.
00:50:32 They've got it, sir.
00:50:34 All right.
00:50:36 Let's hope
00:50:38 especially if
00:50:48 Where do you want it?
00:50:49 The Caravaggio?
00:50:51 Upright somewhere.
00:50:52 Lean it against the tree there.
00:50:53 It's so strange to be standing on
00:50:54 looking at one of the great
00:51:00 ''The Taking Of Christ'',
00:51:07 What are you shouting for?
00:51:13 Oh, sorry, was I?
00:51:15 A little excited perhaps.
00:51:22 Right. So, tell me, are you happy
00:51:25 Yes, very happy.
00:51:28 Right then, lads, follow me.
00:51:33 Back to Roundwood okay?
00:51:36 Roundwood. Got him.
00:51:38 Units 2,3 and 6, Roundwood.
00:51:40 I want a complete roadblock.
00:51:46 All units to Roundwood...
00:51:49 Copy that, control.
00:51:52 Unit 5, how far away are you?
00:51:55 Isn't the scenery around here
00:51:57 Of course, you've no mountains
00:52:01 No, very flat Holland.
00:52:07 I love your country very much.
00:52:09 Same here, Peter.
00:52:11 Ireland's a great place to live,
00:52:14 Are we near Roundwood yet?
00:52:16 About half a mile.
00:52:17 As soon as we get off this road
00:52:19 Fantastic.
00:52:21 Are you thirsty?
00:52:23 The cheek of the man.
00:52:28 Are they in position yet?
00:52:29 I want that roadlock rock solid
00:52:32 Mothing repeat,
00:52:34 Unit 6, call in, where are you?
00:52:37 I know the very best pub
00:52:40 Lovely log fire.
00:52:43 and they serve a great pint.
00:52:46 Are you sure he said Roundwood?
00:52:48 Sir, the surveillance plane can't
00:52:50 anywhere near Roundwood.
00:52:51 What?
00:52:52 He says they're not in the area.
00:52:53 Well, they have to be.
00:52:54 Are you sure it's Roundwood?
00:52:55 Maybe they're not
00:53:01 Here we go. That's Roundwood
00:53:04 Supposed to be the highest village
00:53:07 Wouldn't mind living aroung here,
00:53:09 A lovely quiet spot.
00:53:11 Yes, yes, very tranquil.
00:53:14 They're just
00:53:16 Well, the surveillance plane
00:53:19 Well, what's going on?
00:53:21 Oh, fuck... God forgive me.
00:53:24 No sign of them. Nothing at all.
00:53:37 What an awful
00:53:39 What's he talking about now?
00:53:41 I hope the Government will pay
00:53:44 It's the least they can do.
00:53:45 Please, don't.
00:53:48 Jesus Christ, Michael,
00:53:50 Here, Tony, Stevie,
00:53:53 I bet the Gardas are sitting there
00:53:55 ''What the fuck are we
00:53:57 ''There is no way
00:54:00 ''they're untouchable.''
00:54:32 You knew all along, didn't you?
00:54:35 How do you mean?
00:54:36 Like, explain it to me.
00:54:38 What the fuck
00:54:40 if you knew Peter was a fake?
00:54:42 They're gonna feel so stupid.
00:54:45 The Gardas are gonna think
00:54:49 Yeah, maybe.
00:54:51 I just wouldn't try that one
00:54:54 Stevie? Fuck him
00:55:34 On the night, He was betrayed.
00:55:35 He took bread and gave you thanks
00:55:39 and praise. He broke the bread
00:55:43 ''Take this all of you nd eat it
00:55:48 ''which will be given up for you.''
00:56:10 May He make us an everlasting gift
00:56:13 and enable us to share
00:56:17 with Mary,
00:56:20 with the Apostles...
00:56:45 Right, Michael,
00:56:49 Michael...
00:56:51 Take a look at
00:56:53 What?
00:56:54 Look!
00:57:00 What the fuck...
00:57:19 Hi, cunts.
00:57:20 Shut your fucking mouth,
00:57:22 What the fuck are you
00:57:24 I'll fucking shut it for you.
00:57:26 Alec, come here. I'll fucking
00:57:36 Lads. It's Christine.
00:57:38 How are you all?
00:57:42 Bastards.
00:57:44 Come on. Let's see what they're at.
00:57:48 we just ignore 'em,
00:57:50 Right, lads?
00:57:52 Alec...
00:57:53 They don't exist.
00:57:54 I wouldn't fucking touch them.
00:57:55 Then again I might have to
00:57:59 Your escorts. Here boys,
00:58:02 You fucking wanker,
00:58:03 That baldy fuck's supposed to be
00:58:07 You must be joking
00:58:09 just a thick gobshite
00:58:10 Well, he's fucked now.
00:58:12 Hey, Lynch,
00:58:14 Can you feel it, can you?
00:58:15 You might as well give up now.
00:58:17 Cos we're gonna be glues
00:58:19 Yeah, like flies on shite.
00:59:08 Hey, girls, you got a minute?
00:59:10 What's up with you?
00:59:11 Oh, nothing.
00:59:12 Fucking Gardas, you know,
00:59:15 Listen, I need one of you
00:59:18 So where are the Gardas gonna be?
00:59:19 Are you gonna fucking hlep me
00:59:22 Yeah.
00:59:25 Keep your hair on.
00:59:37 Why can't you cops
00:59:40 How can they keep this up?
00:59:42 How many of them are there?
00:59:43 How are we supposed to work
00:59:46 I don't recognize any of them.
00:59:47 Would somebody call the Gardas,
00:59:50 They're never around
00:59:52 It's just no fun any more,
00:59:55 time's up and I think you know it.
00:59:57 I've had a contact about
00:59:59 Yeah?
01:00:00 An offer. From the IRA
01:00:02 Not great, I know,
01:00:05 but it's better than
01:00:06 Their man Higgins said,
01:00:08 it would be okay about Billy.
01:00:09 Sorry?
01:00:10 Like, if he comes to Dublin,
01:00:12 You talked to Higgins about Billy?
01:00:14 Look, let's do the deal
01:00:16 so thowe fuckers go after the IRA
01:00:17 Fucking sure anyway, it's not
01:00:20 this art shite.
01:00:21 Let the IRA deal with it, man.
01:00:22 Look at all these Gardas...
01:00:25 we've dragged them
01:00:27 They're acting like criminals now.
01:00:28 I'm their worst fucking nightmare.
01:00:30 And now you're telling me
01:00:32 the thing we'll be remembered for.
01:00:35 You think
01:00:37 Yeah.
01:00:37 Like fuck he will.
01:00:39 Can't you see
01:00:41 It's not about the money,
01:00:43 It's about splitting us.
01:00:45 Michael, we're robbers.
01:00:48 I'm not making a living any more.
01:00:49 Yeah, I know, you need things.
01:00:53 Michael, they're coming.
01:00:55 Will you have a think about it
01:00:58 Will you, Michael?
01:01:00 Tell Higgins I'll let him know.
01:01:03 And I'll let him know too.
01:01:04 And I hope we're talking about
01:01:08 See you later, Michael.
01:01:11 D'you fancy a pint, copper?
01:01:19 Look at the time,
01:01:31 Michael Lynch.
01:01:35 What's this?
01:01:37 Your benefits have been rescinded.
01:01:41 Try that one again.
01:01:43 It's the Government.
01:01:45 I just got the order.
01:01:46 You see,
01:01:57 So I have to...
01:01:59 you know, I, I, I can't...
01:02:01 You think
01:02:03 You're off your fucking head.
01:02:07 Would you stop for a minute
01:02:09 Can't you see
01:02:12 Only the one way...
01:02:13 You've been prison twenty years
01:02:15 Me, Lisa, the kids...
01:02:16 No, no, I wouldn't
01:02:18 Michale Lynch, Norman here, good morning
01:02:23 Tell you the news about donor
01:02:25 I'd say
01:02:28 You ugly bag os shite.
01:02:32 You're losing it, Lynch, so fast.
01:02:36 As long as you live...
01:02:37 Stop it...
01:02:38 we'll be here watching you.
01:02:40 No escape.
01:02:41 Fuck off, Michael.
01:02:43 Christine, did we wake you?
01:02:47 Do you really think they'll ever
01:02:49 All right.
01:02:50 after all you did?
01:02:51 All right, you're right,
01:02:52 but they're never gonna
01:02:53 you hear me, no matter
01:02:55 They're out to get you.
01:02:56 What can I do about it?
01:02:57 I'll tell you
01:02:59 Christine...
01:03:01 Sorry for the disturbance,
01:03:11 Bastards.
01:03:17 I never thought
01:03:26 Hey, Lynch...
01:03:27 What's so, what?
01:03:29 Show us your ugly mug.
01:03:30 If they were me down,
01:03:32 I'll lose everything.
01:03:36 You... Lisa... the kids.
01:03:51 What about the painting?
01:03:53 I wasn't in it for the money.
01:03:55 In it for the crack.
01:03:57 I got a few good laughs
01:04:02 You know what you are?
01:04:06 That good, yeah?
01:04:07 Wouldn't be everyone's cup of tea,
01:04:33 That is disgusting.
01:04:34 Hey, keep the noise down, Lynch.
01:05:15 How are you, Michael?
01:05:18 You got me offer?
01:05:20 So what do you think?
01:05:23 Last time we spoke
01:05:26 Things have changed a bit
01:05:29 That's right, Michael.
01:05:30 I mean, all these lads, following
01:05:32 one has to face facts.
01:05:34 You cut your cloth, Michael.
01:05:36 So I suppose
01:05:38 when I tell you
01:05:40 I'd tear up that painting
01:05:42 before I let you near it.
01:05:45 It's too late for you, Michael.
01:05:47 There's no Lord Mayors begging to
01:05:50 That's long gone.
01:05:52 I've a picture in me head of you
01:05:53 sitting with your grandchild
01:05:55 A bit of drool
01:05:58 Talking shite.
01:06:00 Michael who?
01:06:22 We have a show. Tony.
01:06:33 Michael.
01:06:34 Tony.
01:06:36 I've been fucking you around,
01:06:39 Yeah, you have, Michael.
01:06:42 I'm sorry.
01:06:44 Well, it's to be expected
01:06:47 Yeah, but whatever Stevie's up to,
01:06:48 he's gonna make things worse.
01:06:50 No, I don't
01:06:52 Get us back to where we were.
01:06:54 Oh, you think that's what
01:06:55 What choice do we have?
01:07:01 Do you think
01:07:04 You'd be amazed the skills
01:07:10 You're fantastic lads.
01:07:14 Do you know that?
01:07:17 He's got a crack.
01:07:19 For Christ sake, Michael.
01:07:21 Tell me then. What's next?
01:07:25 Stevie's gonna try to get
01:07:28 With or without me.
01:07:32 Come on, we all know that, Tony.
01:07:35 So how's he gonna
01:07:39 It's a good plan.
01:07:41 Fair enough.
01:07:46 Come on, trust me with it,
01:07:49 You know Copeland Grove?
01:07:51 Yeah.
01:07:52 It's a cul-de-sac, right.
01:07:54 Yeah, leading up to Summerhill.
01:07:55 You're gonna drive up there.
01:07:58 How? All together?
01:08:00 No.
01:08:01 No... a car each,
01:08:03 Not bad, if you can pull it off.
01:08:05 Don't see why we can't.
01:08:07 A car will be waiting for you?
01:08:08 Van.
01:08:09 Of course, for the painting.
01:08:11 Alec can move that out
01:08:14 Yeah. Once we get shot of
01:08:16 Hold on a minute.
01:08:18 That's where it'll happen.
01:08:19 What?
01:08:21 Oh, you'll get rid of the Gardas
01:08:24 Easily.
01:08:27 Cos I think they'll be tipped off.
01:08:29 Which is better for Higgins?
01:08:31 To buy some painting
01:08:32 or to get all of Michael Lynch's
01:08:34 Leaving just me for him to
01:08:38 Think about it...
01:08:40 Higgins or Stevie...
01:08:42 who would the smart money be on?
01:08:49 Look, all I'm saying...
01:08:53 I promise... I'll be waiting.
01:09:14 Come and get me.
01:09:24 oh, you'll get rid of
01:09:27 Easily.
01:09:28 Cos Higgins will
01:09:30 The way me and Higgins see it is,
01:09:32 if we're reasonable,
01:09:34 Co-operate, let each other know
01:09:37 that kind of thing, so as we
01:09:38 Yeah.
01:09:39 While the cops are looking for us,
01:09:41 Higgins is robbing the bank
01:09:43 I can't believe what I'm hearing.
01:09:44 I thought we were doing one thing...
01:09:46 unloading the painting
01:09:47 to try and get everything
01:09:49 Yeah, normal that means no Michael.
01:09:52 Cos he's not normal any more,
01:09:54 Alec, pull up here.
01:09:56 If anything goes against us...
01:10:02 Yeah?
01:10:03 It's Tony, you were right, Michael.
01:10:05 Stevie's gone over to Higgins.
01:10:07 Okay... Are you free?
01:10:09 Nah, not a Garda in sight.
01:10:11 Jesus, yes. Right.
01:10:12 Liten, have you found out anything?
01:10:14 Where's Higgins picking up
01:10:15 It's Stevie
01:10:17 Apparently while he's
01:10:20 Higgins is planning to rob a bank.
01:10:22 I think it's some plan
01:10:25 Do you know where?
01:10:26 The Metro Bank in Dame Street,
01:10:29 Jut before mid-day.
01:10:31 All right, here's what you do...
01:10:33 you get there now, fast,
01:10:34 And make sure
01:10:35 Yeah.
01:10:36 Ring me in fifteen minutes.
01:10:37 Okay.
01:10:38 Oh, and Tony...
01:10:40 What are you wearing by the way?
01:10:46 Well?
01:10:47 What?
01:10:48 Have you two kissed and made up?
01:10:50 Me and Tony? Oh, yeah, sure.
01:10:52 Good.
01:10:53 Can't be falling out with friends
01:11:02 Listen girls...
01:11:05 I think I'm gonna be able to
01:11:07 so you wont' be
01:11:09 Tony and me have come up
01:11:12 something very tasty.
01:11:17 Listen, I gotta go, okay?
01:11:18 Don't worry. It's grand, Michael.
01:11:21 Go on so.
01:11:23 Wish me luck, girls, there's
01:11:29 Hi, da.
01:11:30 Nothing yet, Michael.
01:11:31 Maybe Stevie was bullshitting.
01:11:32 I don't thinkso.
01:11:35 All right, now are you listening?
01:11:36 Here's how it's gonna happen.
01:11:38 You hang around inside the bank.
01:11:51 There'll be the usual Gardas
01:11:53 But not so many.
01:11:55 Remember...
01:11:57 At last we can make
01:12:00 So most of the armed units
01:12:01 will be chasing him and Alec
01:12:11 Now once Higgins' boys arrive...
01:12:34 I'm disappointed in you, Shay.
01:12:37 Mother of Christ.
01:12:42 That's Shay Kirby.
01:12:44 Let's check it out.
01:12:47 Good morning.
01:12:53 Thank you.
01:12:55 How's it going, Shay?
01:12:56 Put it down. Drop it.
01:12:57 Put it down, now. Drop it.
01:12:58 Take it easy, Shay.
01:13:00 Put it down!
01:13:02 Put it down!
01:13:06 Stand up! Turn around!
01:13:08 Against the wall.
01:13:09 Fuck!
01:13:12 Alec, watch the fucking painting.
01:13:17 Don't move a fucking muscle.
01:13:21 Fuck me. What the fuck
01:13:23 Right,
01:13:25 Right, right,
01:13:27 Why?
01:13:28 Keep behind the fucking painting!
01:13:29 Right, right.
01:13:30 Right.
01:13:31 Shite!
01:13:35 Go...
01:13:40 Drop the guns!
01:13:44 Drop the guns!
01:13:47 What the fuck are we gonna do?
01:13:48 Drop the fucking picture!
01:14:12 Everybody...
01:14:20 Get down.
01:14:22 You're a fucking arsehole.
01:14:25 Michael would never have gotten us
01:14:27 Cara-fucking-vaggio.
01:14:40 Fuck art!
01:14:46 All right, Liam, he's safe.
01:14:47 We need back-up.
01:14:48 This is foxtrot one calling...
01:14:49 we request immediate
01:14:52 We've got a situation here.
01:14:53 All armed units are
01:14:55 Fucking bollocks!
01:14:57 What the fuck are you looking at?
01:14:59 All right let's move.
01:15:01 Right, stay there.
01:15:04 You'll have to sign for that boys.
01:15:13 Drop the gun.
01:15:19 Don't... don't fucking shoot me!
01:15:20 Drop the gun.
01:15:24 Michael Lynch is involved. This is
01:15:27 We're doing our best, but we've
01:15:30 For fuck's sake,
01:15:39 Holy shit.
01:15:41 Hope they dont' take that
01:15:44 Sorry, Noel,
01:15:46 There's an armed robbery going on
01:15:49 They're still inside,
01:15:56 Fuck!
01:15:58 How the fuck did he...
01:15:59 I've no idea.
01:16:03 Tell them to keep him there.
01:16:05 Whatever they do, keep him there.
01:16:06 Right, Noel.
01:16:07 Come on, lads, out of here.
01:16:09 Luke, get on to Control.
01:16:12 And get those guys out of the bank.
01:16:15 Michael Lynch talking.
01:16:18 I'm coming out.
01:16:22 What do you want me to do?
01:16:23 Die, you motherfucker.
01:16:25 Put your hands clearly in the air
01:16:29 Okay. Here I come, lads.
01:16:34 Keep walking towards us
01:16:37 You fellas are gonna be famous
01:16:40 Shoot the fucker.
01:16:41 Put your gun down.
01:16:46 Walk away from it.
01:16:48 You're dead, Lynch,
01:16:51 Shut up.
01:16:56 All right, everyone stand up.
01:16:58 Go, move...
01:17:01 What the...?
01:17:02 How are you doing?
01:17:07 Shoot the fucker!
01:17:11 Get down...
01:17:12 Lynch is still in there.
01:17:18 Keep Lynch there
01:17:21 Repeat, keep Lynch there.
01:17:22 What the fuck now?
01:17:27 Lynch, come out.
01:17:31 Lynch!
01:17:43 Rifle.
01:17:53 What's going on?
01:17:54 Haven't a clue.
01:17:56 But Lynch is still in there.
01:17:58 Good.
01:18:03 Are you out there, Noel?
01:18:06 I know I've been messing
01:18:09 and they're probably a bit annoyed.
01:18:12 But this is it.
01:18:13 You have me for real this time.
01:18:17 I'm coming out.
01:18:22 Put the gun down.
01:18:27 Put the fucking weapon down.
01:19:02 Noel... that's it?
01:19:06 Tell his wife to come
01:19:08 Okay.
01:19:26 Where's Michael?
01:19:29 Tony?
01:20:00 Are you Michael Lynch's wife
01:20:07 And you are his sister-in-law
01:20:14 Right.
01:20:18 Would you formally
01:20:20 as that of your husband
01:20:25 A nod'll do.
01:20:31 Oh God.
01:20:40 Sure they'd never recognise him
01:20:45 I think they will.
01:20:46 What?
01:20:53 Oh yes, of course, right enough.
01:21:00 So, is that him then, girls?
01:21:09 Yes...
01:21:26 Right...
01:21:27 it's over... well done.
01:21:40 Take it
01:21:52 Give me the fucking mask
01:22:06 Good morning, Jero
01:22:10 Before we go our separate ways,
01:22:12 let us take leave of
01:22:14 May our farewell express
01:22:17 May it ease our sadness
01:22:24 Lynch would love this send off.
01:22:28 He's probably up there somewhere
01:22:30 having a good laugh at the idea
01:22:51 It was the right thing to do, Noel.
01:22:54 Fuck it, he's dead.
01:23:00 Something between me and him, Ger.
01:23:03 It's the way
01:23:10 Now, that's what your mummy
01:23:12 Yeah, she'll pay you tomorrow.
01:23:13 Grand. Mind yourself
01:23:15 Okay.
01:23:16 Bye.
01:23:17 Bye.
01:23:19 Hiya.
01:23:20 Hello there.
01:23:24 It certainly is.
01:23:27 And how are you today?
01:23:29 Well, now...
01:23:32 Let's see now.
01:23:35 Is that tins of corned beef
01:23:37 Yep, ''John West''.
01:23:41 I'll tell you what,
01:23:44 I'll collect it
01:23:45 Save me lugging it
01:23:48 Well, of course.
01:23:51 I wish I had your speed.
01:23:55 Well, gets me around, you know.
01:24:02 Good luck.
01:24:04 Bye.
01:25:00 Michael, you just can't live
01:25:29 Bless us, oh, Lord.
01:25:31 And these thy gifts,
01:25:33 we are about to receive