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Orgazmo
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## [Rock] |
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# Hey # |
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# What makes a man |
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# Is it his quest for glory # |
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# Give it all you got to |
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# So we can know your story # |
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# Now you're a man # |
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# A man, man, man # |
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# Now you're a man |
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# A man, man, man # |
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# You are now a man |
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# Now you're a man # |
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# Live it, live it # |
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# What makes a man |
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# Just 'cause she has big titties # |
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# Or is it the way he fights everyday # |
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# No, it's probably the titties # |
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# Now you're a male |
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# Now you're a ma-male # |
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# A ma-male, ma-male, male |
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# A man # |
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# Ma-man, man # |
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# Now you're a man ## |
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## [Ends] |
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## [Whistling] |
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Hello there. |
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And we're with the Church of |
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Let me ask you a question. |
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peace and happiness |
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Fuck off! |
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Thank you. |
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[Sighs] |
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You make me so horny. |
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Oh, I want it so bad. |
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I bet you do. |
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Oh, good. 'Cause I'm |
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[Laughing] |
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Hi. |
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Thank you. |
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Almost. |
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Oh, yeah. Harder. |
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Give it-- Oh, give it to me, |
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- I'm not a stud. |
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I'm not a stud. I'm-- |
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Jizzmaster Zero! |
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[Yells] |
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- Somebody help! |
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Somebody, save me. |
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Orgazmo! |
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Unhand her, Jizzmaster Zero! |
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You can't defeat me, Orgazmo! |
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Oh, yeah, I can too. |
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I'll use my Orgazmorator. |
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[Raspberries] |
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[Yells] |
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Now I will kick your ass. |
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Oh. |
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- My goodness, you have such |
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I just planted those flowers last week. |
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Yes, ma'am. We're from the Church |
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Oh, the Mormons?. |
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I'm Elder Young, |
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You two boys can just fuck right off. |
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[Both] |
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Take that book of Mormon and shove it so |
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you soul-soliciting pig fuckers. |
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There. |
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Gosh. |
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[Screaming] |
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Take this! |
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You take this! |
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[Shrieking] |
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- Cut! |
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Jesus! |
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Goddamn it, cut! |
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What the hell was that?. |
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What is your problem, Zazinsky?. |
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He blocked. He wasn't supposed to block, |
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You told me you knew how to fight. |
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Orgazmo's supposed to be a badass. |
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He shouldn't block me then! |
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Get back in there... |
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and look tough, |
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I can't. |
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You listen to me, |
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If you ever wanna work in porno again, |
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[Grunts] |
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Hey, where are you and Lisa |
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Well, of course, Lisa wants |
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in Salt Lake City, |
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I don't think I can afford it. |
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I don't know why the church makes it |
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Hey, don't worry. If you really |
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the Heavenly Father will |
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Yeah. |
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- Action! |
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Oh, no. Help. |
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No one's gonna help |
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Somebody save me. |
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Orgazmo. |
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- Unhand her, Jizzmaster - |
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- What is that?. |
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Cut! Goddamn it! |
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Bilbo! |
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Go see who that is and kill them |
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Okay. |
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Hi. My name's Joseph Young. |
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We're with the church of |
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Okay, hold on a second. |
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Uh, boss?. |
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Some guys from Jesus? |
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Cut off their balls! |
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I gotta cut your balls off now. |
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Huh? |
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Hey, we can take a hint. |
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You're not ready to change faiths |
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[Growling] |
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Come here! |
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-[Punches Landing] |
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Now this is how you |
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That ought to teach those Moonies |
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Please, I don't wanna hurt you. |
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You don't wanna hurt me, huh?. |
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Guards! More guards! |
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Just let me get my book and go. |
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Uh-huh. |
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- Wow. |
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- You little pussy! |
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[Yelling] |
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Sorry. Sorry. |
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Holy shit. |
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[Clapping] |
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That was brilliant! |
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You're terrific, kid. |
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Look, I didn't mean |
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Oh, no, no, no. They had it comin' |
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Why were you trying |
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What is it that you wanted? |
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Well, I-I'm from the Church |
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Uh-huh. |
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And I want to share |
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Well, why didn't you say so? |
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Really? |
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[Joe] |
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Yea, and we can witness |
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because of their love towards their |
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So, you see, Jesus Christ |
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right here |
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Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. |
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You do?. |
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Happy Tart?. |
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Listen, kid. |
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[Clears Throat] |
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Me? Oh, yes. Actually, |
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Go on. |
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Are you making a movie here?. |
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And I want you to take over |
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Me? |
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Really? Well, wow. |
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I still have another week |
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Well, what kind of movie is it?. |
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Porno? Like as in pornographic? |
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Well, yeah, but it's not like that. |
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Oh, I don't do those-- |
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Look, kid. It's two days' work, |
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Hey, you were only giving me 300. |
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I think it's better. |
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- Ow! |
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but I'm afraid |
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Thank you very mu-- |
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You got me all wrong. |
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This is a very touching script. |
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It's a poignant story about |
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But are there people having intercourse? |
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Well, this is an adult film. |
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Well, see, I can't do that. |
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All right. Make it $7,000. |
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It's very nice of you to offer me |
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Ten thousand. |
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I can't. See, I have a fiancée. |
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I got it. |
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Anytime there's actual penetration, |
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All you have to concern yourself with |
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But see, I'd still be acting |
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Twenty thousand dollars. |
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Twenty thousand dollars? Are you crazy? |
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Twenty thousand dollars |
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And you don't even have to fuck. |
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I have to think about this. |
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Sure. We'll start first thing |
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Well, I have to think about this. |
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You start at 10:00. |
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I'm gonna think about this now. |
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I don't know. He doesn't seem much |
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That's why he's so perfect for Orgazmo. |
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He's so prissy and wholesome. |
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You watch. In a couple of weeks, |
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I'll make that little mama's boy |
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[Sighs] |
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- [Ringing] |
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Hello? |
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Hi, honey. |
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Utah isn't as nice without you, |
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Oh, fine. |
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I, uh-- I had an interesting day. |
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A movie? Like a Hollywood movie? |
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Yeah, and it pays a lot. |
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Is it enough so that we can |
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Lisa, it's $20,000. |
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[Screams] |
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[Chuckling] |
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Oh, you're the best, Joe. |
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Well, I don't know |
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There are some things in the movie |
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Joe, even if movies are |
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I think that the Lord understands that |
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Twenty thousand dollars |
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So what is it? |
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Uh, it's, uh, |
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Death of a Salesman. |
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Biff, yeah. |
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[Horn Honks] |
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Can I call you back later? |
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Jesus and I love you, Joe. |
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Bye. |
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Heavenly Father, |
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I know it would be sinful to act |
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but Lisa is so important to me. |
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And I need the money for |
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Please, just give me a sign |
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[Rattling] |
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[Rumbling] |
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[Car Alarms Blaring] |
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Any sign at all. |
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Where is that little fucking choir boy? |
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I don't think he's gonna show up. |
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Rodgers, you and pickle dick here |
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And you tell him |
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his parents, his friends, |
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You tell him |
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Well, hello. |
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Hello. |
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I'm fine. |
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and we'll get started right away. |
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Orbison, who am I fucking |
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Uh, you'll be fucking |
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Have you met our new |
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Hi, how do you do? |
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No. You'll be fucking |
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And I'm not doing any ass-licking today. |
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Yes, yes. No ass-licking. |
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I'm not an ass-licker. |
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[No Audible Dialogue] |
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Oh, what was I thinking? |
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There you are. Get in here. Come on. |
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Put it on. |
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Oh. |
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No, I-- Maybe. My name's Joe. |
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Ben Chapleski. |
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What's a Choda Boy? |
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My sidekick? I have a sidekick? |
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What do-- |
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Uh, I didn't know I had a sidekick. |
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No, they just said I'm a superhero. |
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Right. You're Orgazmo. |
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And you fight crime |
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And I'm your sidekick, and I help you out |
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Oh. |
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I don't think I've seen you before. |
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Oh, yeah. This is my first time. |
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Hey, we're all normal people, man. |
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Hell, I got Ph. D.'s in physics |
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M.I.T.? In Boston? |
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No, it's in Cambridge, actually. |
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But if you have two Ph.D.'s, |
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See you on set, Choda Boy. |
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That's why. |
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See, I have what's called |
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Hey, just between you and me, |
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I don't get a whole lot |
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- They don't seem to |
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Yeah, but I get plenty of action here. |
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But if you're such a scientific genius, |
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don't you think |
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more important planned for your life? |
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You. |
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[Grunts] |
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Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero! |
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You look good, man. |
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Let's make some porno. |
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- Hey, man, you need to shave your balls? |
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All male actors shave their balls, Joe. |
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Makes the old Johnson look bigger. |
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Give it a shot. |
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No, I'm not-- |
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Oh, kid. You look fucking "fabeau"! |
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Yes. |
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I really beefed this script up. |
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Come on, people. |
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Yeah? |
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Oh, no, kid. |
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Everybody does. |
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Young, Young, |
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Tom Hung. It's perfect. |
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Okay, people. Let's go. |
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Okay, this is what we're doing. |
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One: Uh, Candi, Saffi and Jizzmaster |
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- How busy? |
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And then two: Orgazmo |
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Three: They fight with |
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And four: You all fuck |
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Nasty pigs. Got it. |
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Whoa, whoa. Mr. Orbison, you said |
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You said we'd use a stunt-- stunt-- |
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Cock, a stunt cock. |
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Yes, you get a stunt cock, |
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Penetration? |
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Penetration is when the penis |
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Penetration you don't do, |
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Okay, people. Let's go. |
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Lights on. |
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Whoo-hoo! Let's see some fuckin' action! |
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Dave, calm down. |
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All right. You give me |
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Andyou give me a nice, slowzoom... |
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starting with a medium |
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And then widening out |
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Genius. |
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Roll cameras. |
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And we're sucking. |
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Good, we're sucking. |
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Oh, my gosh, I don't know |
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Sure you can, |
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That's some hot shit right there. |
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We're sucking. We're sucking. |
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Yeah, suck that cock! |
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Keep your mouth shut! |
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Sorry, sorry, dude. |
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Cue Orgazmo and Choda Boy. |
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[Women] |
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You can't defeat me, Orgazmo! |
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[Woman] |
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Oh, yeah. |
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That's your line, Hung. Hey! |
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- That's your line, Hung! |
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Yeah, yeah, I can too. |
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No, not that! |
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Nice shot! |
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They've hurt our evil boss, |
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Now you're gonna get some. |
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Need a hand? |
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That's handy work. |
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- Are you okay, ladies? |
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And Choda Boy. |
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Yeah, come on, boys. |
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Kiss her. |
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Not like that. |
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This is supposed to be erotic. |
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How would Christ benefit from me |
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Do you want your money or not, Hung? |
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[Orbison] |
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- Stunt cock! |
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Hey, how you doin'? |
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Hey, how you doin'? |
| 00:23:01 |
Hey, how you doin'? |
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I can't believe I'm doing this. |
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Hey, you know, you did |
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Thank you. |
| 00:23:14 |
Oh, with the Greek mythology and stuff? |
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I don't wanna sound |
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but I think unicorns are kick-ass. |
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What's that? |
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Oh, this is the Book of Mormon. |
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- Oh, is it any good? |
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Okay, people. Let's go. |
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[Orbison] |
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Oh, whoopee! |
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" For the time is at hand that all men |
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See, when the Mormons arrived |
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- They should've done double anal. |
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You get to be my age, you gotta do |
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Right. Uh, see, people wouldn't hire |
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I'm the only one in town... |
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who'll do double anal |
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You know, D.V.D.A. |
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I see. Uh, I don't think you |
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I don't understand? |
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Hey, look, pal. You try having |
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[Man] Hey, lady! We're ready |
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Okay, let's do it. |
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Come on, boys, |
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And action. |
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[Actors Groaning, Moaning] |
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[Woman] Okay, we're rollin'. |
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Whoa, D.V.D.A. shot, huh? |
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I think I'm gonna be sick. |
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[Groaning, Moaning Continues] |
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[Retching] |
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## [Hip-Hop] |
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# Buckin 'em till I'm out of breath ## |
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## [Continues] |
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Joe? |
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I'm a bad, bad Mormon. |
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Yo, yo, yo. |
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- How's it goin', G-Fresh? |
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Oh, yeah. G-Fresh |
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Hey, G-Fresh, I want you |
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I'm not Orgazmo! |
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I don't want anyone to know. |
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My name is Joe, Joe Young. |
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Oh, just kickin' it! The dope rhymes |
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No. |
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- How you doin', G-Fresh? |
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Oh, we'll get our punk asses |
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just as soon as you sign |
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I told you I ain't gonna sign. |
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I ain't gonna givin' up my place. |
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Who are these guys? |
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These are the G's I been |
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They are trying |
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so they can make |
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But homie don't play that! |
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- Why don't you guys get lost, huh? |
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. |
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Oh, gee. That man's right. |
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We're real sorry. |
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Oh, yeah. |
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- [Yells] |
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- [Yelling] |
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- Whoa! |
| 00:27:00 |
- Ooh! |
| 00:27:02 |
- # Geometry, things that are ## |
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You better make up |
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'cause our boss isn't gonna give you |
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Shouldn't we call |
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Joe, the police can't help. |
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Geez, where are you from, |
| 00:27:33 |
No, Utah. |
| 00:27:40 |
## [Resumes Singing, Indistinct] |
| 00:27:45 |
Oh, yeah! |
| 00:27:46 |
Oh, so good. |
| 00:27:49 |
It's so good. |
| 00:27:52 |
Oh, do you like it? |
| 00:27:54 |
Ring the bell! Ring the bell! |
| 00:27:58 |
Ding dong! |
| 00:28:02 |
You-- |
| 00:28:05 |
- Line? |
| 00:28:08 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:28:13 |
Come on, Hung. You gotta at least |
| 00:28:17 |
Rub her breasts or something. |
| 00:28:20 |
- Come on. Come on, Hung. |
| 00:28:22 |
Don't worry, dude. |
| 00:28:28 |
Yeah, there you go, buddy. |
| 00:28:33 |
We're onto you, Orgazmo. |
| 00:28:37 |
Not so fast, guys. |
| 00:28:44 |
- Your turn, Choda Boy. |
| 00:28:46 |
My blue "harpoontang" |
| 00:28:53 |
Looks like they're all |
| 00:28:56 |
[Indistinct] |
| 00:28:59 |
That was too easy. |
| 00:29:01 |
Great job, guys. |
| 00:29:03 |
Now, how about we get really nasty? |
| 00:29:12 |
[Screams] |
| 00:29:15 |
[Dave] |
| 00:29:18 |
[Ben] I'm glad you could |
| 00:29:20 |
I'm really excited to show you |
| 00:29:23 |
I think you might find one thing |
| 00:29:29 |
Did you say something? |
| 00:29:31 |
Nah, I was just thinking. |
| 00:29:39 |
Goodness, gee. |
| 00:29:42 |
Yeah, bought and paid for. |
| 00:29:45 |
It's all the patents I have. |
| 00:29:48 |
See, when I'm not doing |
| 00:29:50 |
And I get some serious cash for it. |
| 00:29:54 |
I guess I never told you. |
| 00:29:58 |
Told me what? |
| 00:30:02 |
[Sighs] |
| 00:30:04 |
I learned a lot of different kung fu styles. |
| 00:30:07 |
And one of the styles was hamster. |
| 00:30:09 |
Hamster? I don't think |
| 00:30:11 |
No. |
| 00:30:14 |
No, I vowed to my father |
| 00:30:17 |
Why? What happened? |
| 00:30:19 |
I don't like to talk about it. |
| 00:30:21 |
Well, maybe it would help you |
| 00:30:27 |
I don't know if I can. |
| 00:30:30 |
Well, what are you running from, man? |
| 00:30:33 |
I don't know. |
| 00:30:36 |
I guess maybe I'm just running from myself. |
| 00:30:40 |
I mean, it happened several years ago, |
| 00:30:48 |
- Hey, Dad. |
| 00:30:50 |
I don't think I'm gonna do |
| 00:30:54 |
That's nice. |
| 00:31:01 |
[Sobs] |
| 00:31:04 |
And that's the way it went down, man. |
| 00:31:08 |
Shit. |
| 00:31:10 |
I can still smell that newspaper. |
| 00:31:13 |
[Sniffles] |
| 00:31:16 |
Hey, you know, it does-- |
| 00:31:19 |
[Sighs] |
| 00:31:22 |
Come on. I wanna |
| 00:31:27 |
By the time I finally got |
| 00:31:30 |
it had a lot of parts. |
| 00:31:32 |
The sucker got pretty heavy. |
| 00:31:34 |
I can barely even lift it now. |
| 00:31:37 |
It's the Orgazmorator. |
| 00:31:42 |
Golly, it's huge. |
| 00:31:44 |
I could probably make |
| 00:31:47 |
instead of the fission device |
| 00:31:50 |
But then if I could |
| 00:31:52 |
I'd be a millionaire. |
| 00:31:55 |
[Both Laughing] |
| 00:32:02 |
- Want to give it a shot? |
| 00:32:06 |
Here. Here. |
| 00:32:10 |
Stick our arm in this thing here. |
| 00:32:13 |
Grab ahold of the handle, |
| 00:32:16 |
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! |
| 00:32:19 |
- Calm down. It's okay. |
| 00:32:24 |
You can actually hold that thing, huh? |
| 00:32:26 |
It's not that heavy. |
| 00:32:29 |
- That is sweet. |
| 00:32:32 |
So now, I mean, it's-- |
| 00:32:35 |
I mean, you feel that little trigger |
| 00:32:38 |
- This one? |
| 00:32:42 |
Oh, my gosh! |
| 00:32:44 |
Whoo! |
| 00:32:50 |
Whoo! Thanks, man. |
| 00:32:54 |
- Aw, you're puttin' me on. |
| 00:33:00 |
Go ahead, shoot yourself. |
| 00:33:04 |
No, I couldn't. |
| 00:33:07 |
just shoot yourself |
| 00:33:14 |
Wow! Wow, wow! Wow! |
| 00:33:17 |
I told you. |
| 00:33:20 |
I told you it works. |
| 00:33:24 |
This is incredible. |
| 00:33:26 |
Come on. Do me again. |
| 00:33:31 |
[Giggles] |
| 00:33:34 |
Amazing. |
| 00:33:39 |
Whew. yeah. |
| 00:33:41 |
[Exhales] |
| 00:33:45 |
Wow. Heavenly Father has |
| 00:33:49 |
Yeah, whatever. |
| 00:33:52 |
Hey, can you walk around |
| 00:33:54 |
- I think so. Why? |
| 00:34:00 |
## [Rock] |
| 00:34:05 |
[No Audible Dialogue] |
| 00:34:10 |
[Both Moaning] |
| 00:34:18 |
[Moaning Continues] |
| 00:34:23 |
## [Continues] |
| 00:34:31 |
## [Continues] |
| 00:34:36 |
## [Continues] |
| 00:34:42 |
## [Continues] |
| 00:35:00 |
Get up against the wall. |
| 00:35:04 |
[Gasping, Groaning] |
| 00:35:25 |
All right, kid. Look. This is |
| 00:35:28 |
No. |
| 00:35:30 |
where the evil King Erectus whisks you |
| 00:35:34 |
The Garden of Eden? |
| 00:35:37 |
It's just you and T-Rex in this scene, |
| 00:35:39 |
so I'm gonna need a lot of hot action |
| 00:35:44 |
Go ahead. Lay down. |
| 00:35:46 |
Wh-- Wh-- |
| 00:35:50 |
[Rumbling] |
| 00:35:57 |
- [Male Voice] |
| 00:36:01 |
- You want me on top? |
| 00:36:04 |
You're gonna make me come, |
| 00:36:09 |
And action. |
| 00:36:11 |
Come on! |
| 00:36:14 |
Come on now. Oh, oh, baby. |
| 00:36:17 |
Oh, you make me so hot now. |
| 00:36:20 |
Come on. |
| 00:36:22 |
Oh, you make me so hot! |
| 00:36:24 |
Oh, come on. |
| 00:36:27 |
Come on! Come on! |
| 00:36:29 |
## [Easy Listening] |
| 00:36:42 |
## [Continues] |
| 00:36:52 |
## [Continues] |
| 00:37:01 |
## [Continues] |
| 00:37:08 |
Oh, come on, lover. Baby. |
| 00:37:11 |
Slap that ass. |
| 00:37:13 |
Come on now! Come on! |
| 00:37:16 |
Hey! Can I get everyone |
| 00:37:19 |
- Photos? Photos for what? |
| 00:37:22 |
You know, I don't wanna sound |
| 00:37:25 |
but I'm really gonna |
| 00:37:28 |
Ben, do you think people |
| 00:37:32 |
I wouldn't worry about it, dude. So many |
| 00:37:36 |
Say... |
| 00:37:38 |
- Geddy Lee. |
| 00:37:40 |
Geddy Lee, best bass player ever. |
| 00:37:43 |
Geddy Lee! |
| 00:38:16 |
Mr. Orbison. It's Joe Young. |
| 00:38:18 |
Oh, Hung! Joe Hung. How are you? |
| 00:38:21 |
I actually hadn't received |
| 00:38:24 |
Of course, Joe. Your money. |
| 00:38:28 |
and I think they were putting the checks |
| 00:38:40 |
No, I got my mail today, |
| 00:38:43 |
Those dirty bastards! |
| 00:38:45 |
Well, I need to get it |
| 00:38:48 |
I'll have that fucking postman for lunch. |
| 00:38:50 |
You know, I put that thing in the mail |
| 00:38:53 |
Okay. |
| 00:38:55 |
An exclusive look at the story behind |
| 00:39:03 |
"Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero." |
| 00:39:07 |
"I'll get you with my Orgazmo ray." |
| 00:39:12 |
How does a movie about a sex superhero |
| 00:39:19 |
And this year's |
| 00:39:25 |
Tom Hung for Orgazmo. |
| 00:39:27 |
[Cheering, Applause] |
| 00:39:33 |
Nuts. |
| 00:39:40 |
[Chuckling] |
| 00:39:45 |
Holy shit! |
| 00:39:46 |
What's the difference between |
| 00:39:51 |
I really think history will describe |
| 00:40:01 |
[People Chattering, Indistinct] |
| 00:40:03 |
## [Singing in Spanish] |
| 00:40:21 |
Hi, Ben! |
| 00:40:24 |
Goddamn! |
| 00:40:26 |
Yeah, I upgraded. |
| 00:40:28 |
My doctor says now I have enough silicone |
| 00:40:32 |
Isn't that cool? |
| 00:40:34 |
Hey, Orgazmo! |
| 00:40:37 |
The name's Joe, okay? |
| 00:40:39 |
Man, you should be |
| 00:40:41 |
Especially today. |
| 00:40:44 |
Everybody in the business is here today. |
| 00:40:46 |
I don't know any of these people. |
| 00:40:49 |
[All] |
| 00:40:52 |
[Man] Well, my ass |
| 00:40:55 |
Hey, Orgazmo! |
| 00:40:59 |
Oh, yeah. I think he's over there |
| 00:41:01 |
Hey, what do you think of this band? |
| 00:41:05 |
Yeah, I think they kind of |
| 00:41:09 |
You know, I don't wanna |
| 00:41:12 |
but I think Depeche Mode |
| 00:41:16 |
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. |
| 00:41:19 |
# You know my homie got the bitches, |
| 00:41:23 |
# Got my Jimmie on your tonsils |
| 00:41:27 |
Oh, sorry. |
| 00:41:30 |
Oh, that's okay. |
| 00:41:33 |
You get out of here! |
| 00:41:36 |
Our boss told us |
| 00:41:39 |
Now, here's the pen. |
| 00:41:42 |
Bitch. |
| 00:41:44 |
You're gonna get popped |
| 00:41:48 |
Oops! Wrong answer, homie. |
| 00:41:51 |
[Screams] |
| 00:41:52 |
Hey, Hung. |
| 00:41:56 |
I actually just came by |
| 00:42:01 |
Hey, listen. |
| 00:42:04 |
But that's nothin' |
| 00:42:07 |
[Grunting, Groaning] |
| 00:42:10 |
[Chuckles] |
| 00:42:16 |
Oh, you dirty bastard! |
| 00:42:21 |
Come on. |
| 00:42:27 |
One, two! |
| 00:42:29 |
[Yelling] |
| 00:42:31 |
Oh, that hurts. |
| 00:42:33 |
You gonna sign the papers? |
| 00:42:36 |
Are you gonna sign the papers? |
| 00:42:38 |
Oh, no, no. Not the glass! |
| 00:42:42 |
[Yells] |
| 00:42:49 |
A sequel? You wanna do a sequel? |
| 00:42:52 |
With the success of this thing, |
| 00:42:55 |
Look, Joe. I know how crucial you are |
| 00:42:59 |
That's why |
| 00:43:02 |
Forty thousand dollars. |
| 00:43:07 |
Oh, boy. |
| 00:43:09 |
Whoa! |
| 00:43:11 |
Come on. Sign the paper! |
| 00:43:14 |
Okay, okay. I'll sign it. |
| 00:43:16 |
Hey, I knew you'd see it our way. Sign it! |
| 00:43:24 |
## [Ends] |
| 00:43:29 |
Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi. |
| 00:43:33 |
People, I have a very important |
| 00:43:36 |
In three days, |
| 00:43:38 |
we will begin principle |
| 00:43:42 |
[Cheering] |
| 00:43:49 |
[Ringing] |
| 00:43:53 |
Hello? |
| 00:43:55 |
Oh, Lisa. Oh, hi. |
| 00:43:59 |
How are you? |
| 00:44:02 |
Uh, oh, |
| 00:44:06 |
Well, good and bad, I guess. |
| 00:44:08 |
Uh, they want me to do a sequel. |
| 00:44:11 |
A sequel? |
| 00:44:14 |
To Death of a Salesman? |
| 00:44:19 |
Wait, doesn't he die |
| 00:44:23 |
Uh, yes. Yes, he does. |
| 00:44:26 |
But he has a twin brother |
| 00:44:31 |
Revenge? |
| 00:44:33 |
But he killed himself, didn't he? |
| 00:44:36 |
No, no. |
| 00:44:38 |
That's just what you were |
| 00:44:41 |
He was killed by the C.I.A.... |
| 00:44:43 |
for selling smack to Nazis. |
| 00:44:47 |
[Chuckling] |
| 00:44:49 |
All this time I thought |
| 00:44:51 |
But, Lisa, they're giving me |
| 00:44:56 |
[Screaming] |
| 00:44:58 |
Oh, you're the best, Joe! |
| 00:45:00 |
Oh, poopy, $40,000. |
| 00:45:04 |
I know, and that's why |
| 00:45:08 |
Oh-- |
| 00:45:11 |
I have to go, Joe. |
| 00:45:13 |
For choir practice, I know. |
| 00:45:15 |
Uh, I'll call you tomorrow, okay? |
| 00:45:17 |
Okay. Jesus and I love you, Joe. |
| 00:45:21 |
Jesus and I love you too, cupcake. |
| 00:45:24 |
Bye-bye. |
| 00:45:39 |
Hey, you're Orgazmo, aren't you? |
| 00:45:43 |
My name's Joe. |
| 00:45:47 |
Hyah! |
| 00:45:53 |
You're not the bad boy |
| 00:45:55 |
The name is A-Cup, |
| 00:45:57 |
Neutered Man? |
| 00:46:01 |
Don't you get it? |
| 00:46:03 |
He has no balls. Orgazmo's |
| 00:46:06 |
But Orgazmo beats him, right? |
| 00:46:10 |
Well, Orgazmo would find a way. |
| 00:46:12 |
I don't know. |
| 00:46:15 |
Orgazmo doesn't find a way. |
| 00:46:19 |
You know, it's funny. |
| 00:46:21 |
You look a lot tougher |
| 00:46:23 |
Hyah! |
| 00:46:26 |
Hyah! |
| 00:46:30 |
Maybe I'll show you some |
| 00:46:33 |
[Slaps Butt] |
| 00:46:35 |
Hey, what do you think, ace? |
| 00:46:40 |
And action! |
| 00:46:42 |
[Chortling, Groaning] |
| 00:46:46 |
Now that I have you at the Parthenon, |
| 00:46:50 |
[Groans] |
| 00:46:52 |
You're so evil, Neutered Man. |
| 00:46:55 |
If Orgazmo was here, |
| 00:46:58 |
I'm not afraid of Orgazmo. |
| 00:47:00 |
Did someone say my name? |
| 00:47:05 |
And Choda Boy! |
| 00:47:07 |
Oh. |
| 00:47:09 |
Never. I'll kill you first. |
| 00:47:12 |
[Imitating Ray Gun] |
| 00:47:16 |
[Imitating Ray Gun] |
| 00:47:18 |
[Laughing] |
| 00:47:21 |
Your little ray has no effect |
| 00:47:28 |
Fool! |
| 00:47:29 |
Why doesn't your Orgazmo ray |
| 00:47:32 |
I don't know, Choda Boy. |
| 00:47:35 |
[Stifling Chuckle] |
| 00:47:38 |
Orgazmo, you saved us. |
| 00:47:40 |
How can we ever repay you? |
| 00:47:43 |
I have an idea! |
| 00:47:47 |
Ohh! Oh, yeah! |
| 00:47:50 |
[Women Sighing] |
| 00:47:53 |
[Ben Moaning] |
| 00:47:56 |
Cut. Stunt Cock! |
| 00:47:58 |
Stunt cock! |
| 00:48:04 |
[Slaps] |
| 00:48:10 |
- Oh, Orgazmo! Mmm! |
| 00:48:14 |
Yeah, boss? |
| 00:48:17 |
Oh, that's Ted, |
| 00:48:20 |
[Women Moaning, Gasping] |
| 00:48:22 |
And you don't see |
| 00:48:25 |
Mmm, nope. |
| 00:48:31 |
All right, fuck it. |
| 00:48:33 |
Hey, is that a new costume, Joe? |
| 00:48:36 |
No, I think it's the same one |
| 00:48:39 |
You know, I don't wanna |
| 00:48:46 |
Uh, thanks? |
| 00:48:48 |
Sure, dude. |
| 00:48:51 |
[Slaps] |
| 00:48:54 |
[Cymbals Chime] |
| 00:48:59 |
What the hell? |
| 00:49:02 |
How'd you get that scratch? |
| 00:49:07 |
I have to be out in two weeks. |
| 00:49:10 |
Oh, the punks from next door |
| 00:49:14 |
You signed the papers? |
| 00:49:17 |
and just whupped |
| 00:49:21 |
Oh! |
| 00:49:25 |
I make you guys |
| 00:49:29 |
[Ben] |
| 00:49:34 |
## [G-Fresh Singing In Japanese] |
| 00:49:39 |
Oh, right. What are we gonna do |
| 00:49:42 |
Well, look, you and I are both |
| 00:49:45 |
I mean, we're pretty good. |
| 00:49:51 |
Those guys probably have guns, Ben. |
| 00:49:54 |
[Japanese] |
| 00:49:58 |
[Japanese, Crying] |
| 00:50:00 |
Jesus! |
| 00:50:02 |
Joe, I just got the most |
| 00:50:06 |
The Orgazmorator, Joe-- |
| 00:50:10 |
You can stun anybody who has a gun, |
| 00:50:14 |
- Are you nuts? That-- That won't work. |
| 00:50:17 |
Well, even if we succeeded, |
| 00:50:21 |
We can use disguises. |
| 00:50:26 |
That won't work. |
| 00:50:30 |
- Because it won't, gosh-darn it! |
| 00:50:35 |
[Continues In Japanese] |
| 00:50:37 |
I'll tell ya somethin', Joe. |
| 00:50:41 |
There's nothing sadder... |
| 00:50:45 |
Boy, I'll say. |
| 00:50:47 |
- [Woman, Japanese] |
| 00:50:53 |
We can wear disguises? |
| 00:50:56 |
## [Rock, Men Singing In German] |
| 00:51:14 |
We look ridiculous. |
| 00:51:17 |
Come on. Hey, listen, it's the way |
| 00:51:20 |
We gotta fit in. |
| 00:51:23 |
All right, so what's the plan? |
| 00:51:28 |
Okay. We go in the front door, |
| 00:51:32 |
uh, walk to the back, |
| 00:51:34 |
and if one of the thugs tries to stop us, |
| 00:51:39 |
That's a great plan, Ben. |
| 00:51:41 |
Let's kick some ass, baby! |
| 00:51:44 |
## [Continues] |
| 00:51:50 |
[Women Chattering] |
| 00:51:53 |
## [Techno] |
| 00:51:56 |
Head to the back! |
| 00:52:07 |
Come on, Joe. Up the stairs! |
| 00:52:15 |
Ah, it's locked. Too bad. |
| 00:52:18 |
I got the slim Johnson. |
| 00:52:26 |
- Ha-ha! |
| 00:52:29 |
You have a contract signed by G-Fresh. |
| 00:52:33 |
You gotta be fucking kidding me, right? |
| 00:52:37 |
Jimmy, kick their ass. |
| 00:52:39 |
Jimmy, kick their asses. |
| 00:52:42 |
Yeah, my heart bleeds for you. |
| 00:52:44 |
Go. Guppy, play. |
| 00:52:48 |
Un-zaah! |
| 00:52:53 |
Come here, you little-- |
| 00:53:03 |
Joe! |
| 00:53:08 |
[Giddy Moaning] |
| 00:53:23 |
I'll kill you! |
| 00:54:00 |
Where's the contract? |
| 00:54:06 |
Goddamn it, |
| 00:54:09 |
All right! All right already! |
| 00:54:12 |
Got it. |
| 00:54:21 |
I strongly suggest you don't mess |
| 00:54:23 |
You mess with him, |
| 00:54:29 |
Bye-bye. God bless. |
| 00:54:33 |
Look out, suckers! |
| 00:54:36 |
Rocko! Stop them! |
| 00:55:01 |
[I ndistinct Shout] |
| 00:55:14 |
Curses! |
| 00:55:18 |
Curses? |
| 00:55:20 |
Whoo! Yeah! |
| 00:55:23 |
No, it was horrible! |
| 00:55:27 |
Now, we got in there, |
| 00:55:31 |
Fuck, dude, it couldn't be |
| 00:55:35 |
Actually, I take that back. |
| 00:55:41 |
Man, all I know is the little guys |
| 00:55:45 |
Tonight we did some stepping! |
| 00:55:49 |
Way too much weird stuff |
| 00:55:56 |
- Surprise! [Giggles] |
| 00:55:59 |
- Aah! Hi, honey! |
| 00:56:03 |
I couldn't take it anymore. |
| 00:56:07 |
No! I mean-- I mean, boy-boy, I'll say. |
| 00:56:12 |
- How long you staying? |
| 00:56:15 |
- Aah! |
| 00:56:18 |
I know. I know, I know, I know. |
| 00:56:22 |
But I figure, heck, the Lord won't be angry |
| 00:56:27 |
Uh-- Uh, actually, I don't know, Lis. |
| 00:56:32 |
- Oh! |
| 00:56:36 |
Wow, this is a much nicer apartment |
| 00:56:41 |
Yeah, I got some new stuff. |
| 00:56:44 |
Oh, when is your next shoot? |
| 00:56:47 |
Uh, it's, uh, sold out. |
| 00:56:50 |
Oh, well, I'm sure you can get me in. |
| 00:56:53 |
I doubt it. |
| 00:56:55 |
Oh, this place is such a mess. |
| 00:56:58 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:57:02 |
Joe? Joe, what is the matter? |
| 00:57:06 |
Aren't you glad see me? |
| 00:57:10 |
Hmm? |
| 00:57:14 |
Almost forgotten |
| 00:57:17 |
Oh, Joe. |
| 00:57:19 |
[Giggles, Squeals] |
| 00:57:21 |
Oh. |
| 00:57:27 |
Hello. |
| 00:57:30 |
How ya doin', A-Cup? |
| 00:57:34 |
Hey! |
| 00:57:36 |
Come here. |
| 00:57:38 |
Come here. |
| 00:57:44 |
[Farts] |
| 00:57:50 |
Now get the fuck outta here. Ohh. |
| 00:57:54 |
I should have known you'd team |
| 00:57:57 |
That's right, Choda Boy. |
| 00:58:02 |
I'll... screw you to death! |
| 00:58:07 |
I'd like to see you try! |
| 00:58:09 |
All right. |
| 00:58:11 |
Just let me |
| 00:58:16 |
Mmm. Ohh! |
| 00:58:21 |
[Slaps] |
| 00:58:24 |
Where you want me? |
| 00:58:29 |
Oh. Oh, sorry. |
| 00:58:31 |
-[Georgi] Stop it! |
| 00:58:33 |
[Slaps] |
| 00:58:35 |
Come on, baby. |
| 00:58:37 |
I'd say we are. |
| 00:58:39 |
Hey, hey, leave her alone. |
| 00:58:42 |
Just leave her alone. |
| 00:58:45 |
Who? |
| 00:58:52 |
Oh, yeah? You want some? |
| 00:58:55 |
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! |
| 00:58:59 |
A-Cup, look what you did here! |
| 00:59:02 |
They're supposed to work |
| 00:59:05 |
I'm sorry, Uncle Orbison. |
| 00:59:07 |
The both of you two better |
| 00:59:15 |
[Farts] |
| 00:59:20 |
He totally started it, |
| 00:59:26 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:59:28 |
Yeah. Thanks for tryin' to help, Joe. |
| 00:59:34 |
Ow. |
| 00:59:37 |
- Action. |
| 00:59:39 |
- Oh, no! |
| 00:59:42 |
Oh, no. Do something, Choda Dog! |
| 00:59:45 |
Oh, quickly, Choda Dog, |
| 00:59:54 |
[TV.: Indistinct] |
| 00:59:58 |
[Man On TV.] |
| 01:00:11 |
[Ben] |
| 01:00:13 |
Tha n ks, Choda Boy. |
| 01:00:16 |
Joe? |
| 01:00:20 |
- [Ben] I don't know. |
| 01:00:23 |
Here they come, Choda Boy! Duck! |
| 01:00:29 |
Excuse me, what movie is this? |
| 01:00:32 |
What movie's this? |
| 01:00:35 |
- No, I'm from Utah. |
| 01:00:42 |
Joe, Joe, these are two of |
| 01:00:47 |
Natsuko and Haruko. |
| 01:00:50 |
- [Together] Hi! |
| 01:00:52 |
Now, Natsuko, you go sit over here, |
| 01:00:56 |
And, Haruko, |
| 01:01:00 |
Now, when we roll cameras, |
| 01:01:04 |
"There is no escaping us, |
| 01:01:07 |
There is no escaping us, |
| 01:01:12 |
Good. And, Haruko, you say, |
| 01:01:17 |
Prepare da meet... |
| 01:01:19 |
so dung. |
| 01:01:22 |
Good. Close enough. |
| 01:01:25 |
"I'll find a way to break free, |
| 01:01:28 |
I'll find a way to brea-- |
| 01:01:30 |
- Oh, uh, I-I can't say that. |
| 01:01:34 |
- What are they called? |
| 01:01:36 |
- I-- I can't say that. |
| 01:01:41 |
Well, I know, but, um, couldn't I call them |
| 01:01:45 |
No, you couldn't just call them |
| 01:01:51 |
Why would you call them |
| 01:01:55 |
Well, that's pretty naughty. |
| 01:01:57 |
Look, Hung. |
| 01:02:02 |
Now, my need |
| 01:02:06 |
So you better shape up, kiddo. |
| 01:02:08 |
[Shouting] |
| 01:02:11 |
Okay. Let's shoot this. |
| 01:02:16 |
Roll camera. |
| 01:02:22 |
And action! |
| 01:02:24 |
Hmm. |
| 01:02:26 |
There is no escaping us, |
| 01:02:30 |
Prepare da me your doo. |
| 01:02:33 |
I'll find a wayto break free, |
| 01:02:37 |
A-- [Quickly] Ass-Fuck Twins. |
| 01:02:43 |
- Get away from him, Ass-Fuck Twins! |
| 01:02:46 |
That's right! |
| 01:02:48 |
Let's see how you like my cock rocket! |
| 01:02:53 |
- Hmm. |
| 01:02:57 |
[Crackling, Whistling] |
| 01:02:59 |
[Crashing] |
| 01:03:02 |
[Women Laughing] |
| 01:03:06 |
Cut, cut, cut! |
| 01:03:09 |
You call that an explosion, Chapleski? |
| 01:03:12 |
I told you to make it bigger! |
| 01:03:14 |
All right, mellow out. |
| 01:03:17 |
- Jesus. |
| 01:03:20 |
The both of you two assholes |
| 01:03:24 |
We'll just shoot the fucking sex. |
| 01:03:27 |
Bring me my stunt cock. |
| 01:03:29 |
Stunt cock. |
| 01:03:34 |
Hey, how ya doin'? |
| 01:03:36 |
Just get in there and fuck. |
| 01:03:40 |
Move, fuck boy! |
| 01:03:44 |
[Grunting] |
| 01:03:46 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 01:03:50 |
[Exhales] |
| 01:03:54 |
Yeah, he's a first-class asshole, |
| 01:03:58 |
See you tomorrow. |
| 01:04:03 |
Oh, hey, Joe. |
| 01:04:05 |
You know, you did a good job |
| 01:04:08 |
Thanks. |
| 01:04:15 |
[Smacks Kiss] |
| 01:04:18 |
[Together] |
| 01:04:21 |
Oh, excuse me. |
| 01:04:25 |
Of course he looks familiar. |
| 01:04:30 |
Oh, yeah, that's right. |
| 01:04:34 |
- You work for Orbison? |
| 01:04:39 |
No. No, there's no problem. |
| 01:04:46 |
Hi, cupcake. I'm home. |
| 01:04:48 |
[Women] |
| 01:04:51 |
[Joe] I'll use my Orgazmorator. |
| 01:04:55 |
[Ben] |
| 01:04:58 |
Uh, how's it going? |
| 01:05:01 |
Joe, how could you? |
| 01:05:05 |
Lisa, listen to me. |
| 01:05:09 |
and-- and having a nice place to live, |
| 01:05:12 |
But you had to know |
| 01:05:18 |
I-- It all happened so fast, Lis, but-- |
| 01:05:22 |
Fie on you, Satan! |
| 01:05:24 |
[Sobs] |
| 01:05:28 |
Lisa, I-- I thought nobody would never know. |
| 01:05:32 |
How could you have sex |
| 01:05:35 |
I didn't have sex with 'em. |
| 01:05:40 |
A stunt... cock? |
| 01:05:43 |
Yeah. |
| 01:05:45 |
So-- So you aren't actually |
| 01:05:49 |
breasts? |
| 01:05:52 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:05:55 |
Really? |
| 01:06:01 |
Lisa, I love you. |
| 01:06:03 |
And-And I did this all for you |
| 01:06:06 |
Is this what you think |
| 01:06:11 |
I don't know, Lisa. |
| 01:06:16 |
You have to quit, Joe. |
| 01:06:18 |
You have to quit right now |
| 01:06:21 |
I can't quit, Lisa. |
| 01:06:23 |
But-- But what about me? |
| 01:06:27 |
Lisa, It's two more days; |
| 01:06:31 |
I don't want the money |
| 01:06:34 |
- Well, I don't know how else I can earn it! |
| 01:06:38 |
Would you just stop hollerin' at me? |
| 01:06:46 |
I guess we don't have |
| 01:06:59 |
I don't know what's |
| 01:07:03 |
But [Sniffles] I hope you're happy |
| 01:07:07 |
Don't quote Dickens |
| 01:07:11 |
[Sobbing, Squeaking] |
| 01:07:16 |
That's right. It's my house! |
| 01:07:18 |
[T-Rex] |
| 01:07:21 |
Come on baby. Ohh, ohh, yeah! |
| 01:07:24 |
Shake that ass now! Come on. |
| 01:07:28 |
Ooh, oh, yeah! |
| 01:07:31 |
Oh, that's a baby now. |
| 01:07:33 |
Ohh, you feel so good inside, baby. |
| 01:07:37 |
Come on. |
| 01:07:39 |
[Shouts] |
| 01:07:41 |
That's right, baby. Come on. |
| 01:07:45 |
Give it to Mama. Come on! |
| 01:07:48 |
- What's your nam e again? |
| 01:07:50 |
Look, I get a lot of people |
| 01:07:53 |
What makes you think |
| 01:07:58 |
That's great, |
| 01:08:02 |
What do I do? I am Sancho. |
| 01:08:05 |
- And? |
| 01:08:10 |
and many Toms as well. |
| 01:08:12 |
But I... am Sancho. |
| 01:08:16 |
- And? |
| 01:08:19 |
No, you are not Sancho. |
| 01:08:21 |
Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. |
| 01:08:27 |
- But I-- |
| 01:08:31 |
- That's right. |
| 01:08:35 |
Of course. |
| 01:08:38 |
We're shooting one tonight. |
| 01:08:44 |
[Intercom Beeps, Clicks] |
| 01:08:46 |
Yeah? |
| 01:08:49 |
Goddamn it. Send him in. |
| 01:08:58 |
What do you want, Hung? |
| 01:09:00 |
Well, Mr. Orbison, |
| 01:09:03 |
I have to quit. |
| 01:09:07 |
I'm not Orgazmo! |
| 01:09:09 |
You see, Mr. Orbison, my-my fiancée |
| 01:09:13 |
Well, dang it, I just have to |
| 01:09:17 |
Get outta here. |
| 01:09:20 |
No, I'm serious. I-- |
| 01:09:22 |
I appreciate everything you've done for me, |
| 01:09:26 |
My contract does state |
| 01:09:29 |
Wait a minute, kid. |
| 01:09:32 |
- What? |
| 01:09:36 |
Now, you're gonna finish this film, |
| 01:09:40 |
- No. |
| 01:09:43 |
Orgazmo 4, Orgazmo 5, |
| 01:09:48 |
- And do you know why? |
| 01:09:51 |
Because I'm Maxxx Orbison, |
| 01:09:56 |
Now-- Now, hold on a minute, Mr. Orbison. |
| 01:10:00 |
- And you don't-- you don't own me. |
| 01:10:04 |
Now, I'm warning you, kid: |
| 01:10:10 |
Now, you go home |
| 01:10:13 |
and you have your ass back here |
| 01:10:18 |
Or else you'll be sleeping |
| 01:10:27 |
[Clicks, Beeps] |
| 01:10:31 |
You know, I have had enough |
| 01:10:36 |
Find yourself another Orgazmo! |
| 01:10:38 |
I'm warnin' you, Hung! |
| 01:10:40 |
Good-bye! |
| 01:10:44 |
Not so fast, happy pants. |
| 01:10:47 |
Fss-sss-aaa-aah! |
| 01:10:49 |
It's his decision. Let him go. |
| 01:10:58 |
Hm! |
| 01:11:00 |
You should've let me whup his ass, |
| 01:11:03 |
No, we don't need him all messed up |
| 01:11:08 |
There's another way. |
| 01:11:12 |
[Sniffling] |
| 01:11:15 |
[Bags Hit Ground] |
| 01:11:18 |
Joe? |
| 01:11:20 |
Joe, it's me. |
| 01:11:23 |
Joe, come on. Can we please |
| 01:11:28 |
Joe. |
| 01:11:31 |
Man, I just tried callin' you. |
| 01:11:35 |
I just quit. |
| 01:11:37 |
I'm goin' back to Utah |
| 01:11:42 |
I found out who's been |
| 01:11:46 |
Those thugs work for him, |
| 01:11:49 |
Orbison. Wow. |
| 01:11:53 |
Yeah, he does. |
| 01:11:57 |
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. |
| 01:12:02 |
I'm not staying in this town |
| 01:12:04 |
Hey, you're gonna let |
| 01:12:08 |
Listen to me, Joe! You need to-- |
| 01:12:12 |
I don't know exactly when I lost |
| 01:12:16 |
No, wait a minute. |
| 01:12:18 |
Doggone it, Ben! I'm not a superhero. |
| 01:12:35 |
Lisa? |
| 01:12:45 |
- Hello? |
| 01:12:47 |
- Lisa, what-- |
| 01:12:51 |
- I told you not to fuck with me, Hung! |
| 01:12:54 |
I'm gonna send her away |
| 01:12:58 |
Now, you be on set tomorrow a.m., |
| 01:13:01 |
or else I'm not gonna send her away. |
| 01:13:03 |
I'm gonna blow her away. |
| 01:13:05 |
Do you understand what I mean? |
| 01:13:08 |
You mean, she'll be sleeping |
| 01:13:12 |
That's right. Now, you just finish this film, |
| 01:13:18 |
Don't hurt her-- her. |
| 01:13:23 |
[Receiver Clicks] |
| 01:13:30 |
- [Fist Thumps] |
| 01:13:35 |
We need some collateral. |
| 01:13:39 |
Twins! Take a break. |
| 01:13:41 |
Put her on the set. |
| 01:13:46 |
Joe, what the hell you doin'? |
| 01:13:51 |
Oh, shit! |
| 01:13:54 |
Where's the Orgazmorator? |
| 01:13:58 |
Orbison's mansion is like a fortress, Joe. |
| 01:14:02 |
That's why I need you. |
| 01:14:07 |
I'm pissed off. |
| 01:14:09 |
- Help me! Help! |
| 01:14:12 |
You pig! You're the one responsible |
| 01:14:17 |
Hey, hey, what about men, huh? |
| 01:14:20 |
Yeah, men are equally degraded |
| 01:14:23 |
But men are always |
| 01:14:25 |
The men are the ones |
| 01:14:29 |
Well, then it exploits men |
| 01:14:33 |
Hence, it exploits people. |
| 01:14:36 |
- Shut up! |
| 01:14:39 |
I do what I do, |
| 01:14:42 |
- And I don't give a shit what I do to people, |
| 01:14:47 |
Especially you, Clark, |
| 01:14:51 |
- Yeah! |
| 01:14:56 |
Jesus is gonna put an end to you. |
| 01:14:58 |
[Muffled Cries] |
| 01:15:01 |
If Jesus Christ wants |
| 01:15:06 |
he's gonna need a lot of help. |
| 01:15:09 |
Quick! To the Orgazmobile! |
| 01:15:12 |
What? |
| 01:15:14 |
[Engine Starting] |
| 01:15:18 |
[Tires Screeching] |
| 01:15:22 |
[Horn Honking] |
| 01:15:28 |
## [CarStereo: Man Singing] |
| 01:15:34 |
# He didn't have to do that ## |
| 01:15:38 |
## [Rock] |
| 01:15:44 |
You better hope your |
| 01:15:49 |
I think we should start |
| 01:15:55 |
Welcome to Hollywood. |
| 01:15:59 |
[Laughter Echoing] |
| 01:16:04 |
We can't go through |
| 01:16:08 |
I'll sure as Abraham try. |
| 01:16:19 |
Come on. Get that camera up! |
| 01:16:23 |
I'm not used to workin' like this. |
| 01:16:33 |
This'll be cake! |
| 01:16:35 |
[Barking] |
| 01:16:37 |
Oh, shit! |
| 01:16:41 |
-Joe! |
| 01:16:46 |
Oh. |
| 01:16:49 |
Oh. Hey. |
| 01:16:52 |
Oh. Ah! Bad dog. |
| 01:16:54 |
Huh. I didn't know |
| 01:16:56 |
Ben, could-- could you |
| 01:17:00 |
Bad dog. Shoo! |
| 01:17:03 |
- That's a bad dog. Oh! |
| 01:17:07 |
Okay, I'm ready. |
| 01:17:10 |
Okay, people, let's do this. |
| 01:17:17 |
[Laughing] |
| 01:17:23 |
[Laughing Weakly] |
| 01:17:26 |
Drop him. |
| 01:17:35 |
Hey! This is private property. |
| 01:17:38 |
- Where's the woman you kidnapped? |
| 01:17:43 |
[Both Laughing] |
| 01:17:45 |
Hung, is that you? |
| 01:17:49 |
- Where's my fiancée, butt lord? |
| 01:17:53 |
Yeah, she's gonna be a star, |
| 01:17:56 |
Why, you dirty so-and-so! |
| 01:18:03 |
I've been waiting for this! |
| 01:18:07 |
Son of a bitch! |
| 01:18:17 |
Need a hand? |
| 01:18:20 |
[Muffled Cries, Speech] |
| 01:18:24 |
Fuck off!. |
| 01:18:29 |
Na-tooki! |
| 01:18:35 |
John Quang Doe. |
| 01:19:00 |
[Belches] |
| 01:19:06 |
Ha-ha-ha! You twerp! |
| 01:19:15 |
Now I got ya! |
| 01:19:37 |
Sayonara. |
| 01:19:41 |
Oh, shit! |
| 01:19:50 |
Who are you? |
| 01:19:55 |
[Pleasurable Moaning] |
| 01:20:00 |
[Speaking Spanish] |
| 01:20:02 |
Shit, dude. |
| 01:20:06 |
[Lisa, Muffled] |
| 01:20:07 |
Ow! Get off of me! Oww! |
| 01:20:11 |
Ow! Off.me! |
| 01:20:14 |
- Who's here? |
| 01:20:17 |
There is no real Orgazmo, |
| 01:20:22 |
Aa-aa-aah! |
| 01:20:25 |
- Let the woman go right now! |
| 01:20:28 |
I said, let her go! |
| 01:20:31 |
Get this fuck! |
| 01:20:36 |
[Karate Yells] |
| 01:20:42 |
Show me what you got! |
| 01:20:49 |
Catch. |
| 01:20:52 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 01:21:07 |
Get up now! |
| 01:21:11 |
Then I'm gonna |
| 01:21:15 |
Lisa! |
| 01:21:20 |
[Bones Cracking] |
| 01:21:23 |
-Joe! |
| 01:21:26 |
[Guttural Laughing] |
| 01:21:32 |
[Farts] |
| 01:21:34 |
[Gagging] |
| 01:21:39 |
Whoo! |
| 01:21:49 |
Come on, shit bird. |
| 01:21:51 |
Come on. |
| 01:21:58 |
Ben! Use your hamster style. |
| 01:22:01 |
No, I can't! |
| 01:22:04 |
Hamster style, Ben! Do it! |
| 01:22:07 |
No! |
| 01:22:09 |
[Laughing] |
| 01:22:12 |
Hey, Dad. I don't think I'm gonna |
| 01:22:19 |
- That's nice. |
| 01:22:22 |
That's nice. That's nice. |
| 01:22:26 |
That's nice. |
| 01:22:31 |
[Snarls] |
| 01:22:36 |
[Hisses] |
| 01:22:42 |
[Screaming] |
| 01:23:04 |
## [Ends] |
| 01:23:13 |
[Grunts] |
| 01:23:19 |
Easy shot. |
| 01:23:22 |
[Bleating] |
| 01:23:25 |
Huh? |
| 01:23:27 |
Oh, shit! |
| 01:23:30 |
Ho-ho! It looks like you're up |
| 01:23:35 |
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! |
| 01:23:40 |
Joe! |
| 01:23:45 |
Didyou really think that |
| 01:23:49 |
could stop Maxxx Orbison? |
| 01:23:53 |
You've done a lot of |
| 01:23:56 |
-Andyou're gonna pay me back |
| 01:24:00 |
I told you not to fuck with me! |
| 01:24:05 |
That I'd be sleeping |
| 01:24:08 |
[Orbison] |
| 01:24:12 |
I'm the mayor, I'm the governor, |
| 01:24:16 |
And who the hell are you |
| 01:24:20 |
[Crackling] |
| 01:24:25 |
I'm Orgazmo. |
| 01:24:27 |
Wha-- |
| 01:24:37 |
[Orgazmorator Zaps] |
| 01:24:49 |
Enough! |
| 01:24:55 |
One more forJesus. |
| 01:25:04 |
Looks like he's sleeping |
| 01:25:10 |
Lisa, are you okay? |
| 01:25:13 |
What? Oh, I'm sorry. Here. |
| 01:25:16 |
[Screaming Continues] |
| 01:25:18 |
Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry. |
| 01:25:21 |
Don't pull the tape |
| 01:25:24 |
Oh, Joe, I was so scared. |
| 01:25:28 |
I-- You were right |
| 01:25:30 |
- It's okay. |
| 01:25:34 |
Oh, Lisa, this is-- this is Choda Boy. |
| 01:25:39 |
- Ma'am. |
| 01:25:43 |
I'll explain later, Lis. |
| 01:25:55 |
Just one more thing, Orby. |
| 01:26:03 |
[Shouting] |
| 01:26:12 |
[V.ictorious Yell, Laughing] |
| 01:26:14 |
Burn, man, burn! |
| 01:26:18 |
Wow, that's a heck of |
| 01:26:22 |
Mark my words-- |
| 01:26:28 |
This has really been |
| 01:26:32 |
Yeah, I've learned a lot |
| 01:26:35 |
Ben, I'm... sorry you had |
| 01:26:41 |
No, it's okay. |
| 01:26:44 |
In fact, I think |
| 01:26:48 |
All these years, I don't know |
| 01:26:53 |
Maybe I've been |
| 01:26:56 |
[Distant Siren Wailing] |
| 01:27:00 |
Come on, Joe. |
| 01:27:03 |
We don't want to have |
| 01:27:05 |
I think we've done enough damage |
| 01:27:15 |
Whoa! Bummer, dude. |
| 01:27:20 |
Some superhero |
| 01:27:23 |
Oh. My name's Dave. |
| 01:27:25 |
I am Sancho. |
| 01:27:28 |
I don't mean to sound |
| 01:27:31 |
but I think fire is very romantic. |
| 01:27:48 |
This is the last of |
| 01:27:56 |
[Horn Honking] |
| 01:28:04 |
- Hey, kids. |
| 01:28:06 |
All ready to leave, huh? |
| 01:28:09 |
Yeah, I, uh-- |
| 01:28:11 |
I guess so. |
| 01:28:14 |
guess there's no more... |
| 01:28:17 |
Orgazmo and Choda Boy. |
| 01:28:20 |
No, I-- I don't think so. |
| 01:28:22 |
So, maybe someday |
| 01:28:28 |
It was-- It was really good |
| 01:28:31 |
Yeah. There was a lot |
| 01:28:35 |
Whole lot of good stuff. |
| 01:28:37 |
Good, good stuff. |
| 01:28:39 |
Kind of stuff that... |
| 01:28:44 |
- Yeah, Joe. |
| 01:28:48 |
[Lisa] |
| 01:28:51 |
Joe, this really is crazy, but I think |
| 01:28:56 |
What? |
| 01:28:59 |
what Heavenly Father wants from us |
| 01:29:03 |
This whole thing is just too |
| 01:29:08 |
Maybe this is what Heavenly Father |
| 01:29:11 |
[Laughs] |
| 01:29:14 |
Oh, Joe! |
| 01:29:21 |
Whoa! They're goin'crazy! |
| 01:29:27 |
Ohh, ho-ho-ho! |
| 01:29:29 |
Ben, L.A. needs us. |
| 01:29:32 |
The world needs us. Heck, I think |
| 01:29:34 |
You mean, you're gonna stay? |
| 01:29:40 |
Well, there's nothin' that can stop us! |
| 01:29:44 |
From now on, if someone |
| 01:29:48 |
- And Choda Boy! |
| 01:29:52 |
Oh, boy, look at the time. |
| 01:29:55 |
superheroes that pray together |
| 01:29:58 |
Ah, what the fuck. |
| 01:30:01 |
Heavenly Father, may we serve you |
| 01:30:05 |
May our decisions be rash, |
| 01:30:10 |
God bless us, every one! |
| 01:30:15 |
Oh! |
| 01:30:18 |
Ah! |
| 01:30:29 |
Ahh! |
| 01:30:32 |
Choda Boy! |
| 01:30:42 |
Oh, well, Doc, how bad is it? |
| 01:30:46 |
Isn't good, Mr. Orbison. |
| 01:30:51 |
What's wrong with my little guy? |
| 01:30:54 |
Well, I'm afraid your testicles |
| 01:30:58 |
Don't you think I noticed that! |
| 01:31:01 |
Tell me somethin' I don't know, |
| 01:31:06 |
We're gonna have to |
| 01:31:15 |
[Laughing] |
| 01:31:21 |
I've got you now, Joe Young! |
| 01:31:24 |
Soon you'll be meeting up with... |
| 01:31:28 |
Neutered Man! |
| 01:31:33 |
## [Rock] |
| 01:31:42 |
# Hey# |
| 01:31:51 |
# What makes a man |
| 01:31:55 |
# Is it his quest for glory # |
| 01:31:59 |
# Give it allyou got to |
| 01:32:03 |
# So we can know your story # |
| 01:32:07 |
# Now you're a man # |
| 01:32:09 |
# A man, man, man # |
| 01:32:11 |
# Now you're a man |
| 01:32:14 |
# A man, man, man # |
| 01:32:17 |
# You are now a man |
| 01:32:22 |
# Now you're a man # |
| 01:32:30 |
# Live it, live it # |
| 01:32:40 |
# What makes a man |
| 01:32:44 |
# Just 'cause she has big titties # |
| 01:32:48 |
# Or is it the way he fights everyday # |
| 01:32:53 |
# No, it's probably the titties # |
| 01:32:57 |
# Now you're a male |
| 01:33:00 |
# Now you're a ma-male # |
| 01:33:02 |
# A ma-male, ma-male, male |
| 01:33:05 |
# A man # |
| 01:33:08 |
# Ma-Man, man # |
| 01:33:12 |
# Now you're a man ## |
| 01:33:42 |
## [Angelical] |
| 01:33:49 |
# Onward, Latter-day soldier # |
| 01:33:54 |
# Spread the word of Christ # |
| 01:33:58 |
# And Heavenly Father's vision # |
| 01:34:03 |
# Of everybody being really nice # |
| 01:34:08 |
# He sent his son to die for me # |
| 01:34:13 |
# He didn't have to do that # |
| 01:34:18 |
# Onward, Latter-day soldier # |
| 01:34:23 |
# Spread the word # |
| 01:34:25 |
# Of Christ ## |
