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00:01:34	I knew you would come.
00:01:39	He's been calling for you, Angelo.
00:01:44	I came as soon as I could,
00:01:48	You came just in time.
00:02:04	It's all in God's hands now.
00:02:07	Eduardo, Angelo is here.
00:02:14	Pop, it's Angelo.
00:02:18	My son.
00:02:22	Pop, is there anything
00:02:26	Come closer.
00:02:30	Closer. You bum!
00:02:36	- Papa, what have I done?
00:02:39	You rob, you steal,
00:02:43	You bring shame in the family.
00:02:48	I'm sorry, Pa, but what can I do
00:02:54	Now you want to make peace
00:02:58	- You wanna me die happy.
00:03:05	So now you want me die!
00:03:08	- Papa, no!
00:03:11	Make me one promise.
00:03:14	You name it. Anything. It's done.
00:03:18	Swear in front of your family...
00:03:22	in front of Pablo Clemente,
00:03:25	- in front of Madonna-
00:03:27	Swear you become honest man.
00:03:30	Give up the shameful life.
00:03:34	Well, Papa-
00:03:38	Yes, I-m-I'm-I'm here. What?
00:03:43	Promise.
00:03:48	All right, Papa.
00:03:51	I'll go straight.
00:03:54	I promise.
00:04:02	Now I'm ready.
00:04:23	That's so you won't forget.
00:07:17	Bravo!
00:08:12	Read 'em and weep.
00:08:18	- Full house.
00:08:21	Lower that!
00:08:27	All right, youse mugs,
00:08:30	Ace, get started
00:08:33	- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:37	Today's the boss's big day.
00:08:39	Yeah. The day Snaps Provolone
00:08:43	The whole thing ain't kosher.
00:08:47	Buyin' into a bank? That's not Snaps.
00:08:51	It's no dodge. Those bankers'll be here
00:08:55	Oh, geez!
00:08:58	You sure this info's the McCoy,
00:09:00	Oh, it's-it's-it's the McCoy,
00:09:08	And it's gonna happen
00:09:12	I knew it. He's hookin' up
00:09:15	- Hold still, honey!
00:09:17	Y-Y-Yeah, that-that-
00:09:20	I'm-I'm-I'm pretty s-s-sure
00:09:24	- What does this stoolie know?
00:09:28	Th-That's, that's an honourable
00:09:32	Uh, can I have my, uh,
00:09:38	- Give him a 20.
00:09:41	It's a retainer.
00:09:44	I, uh, truth-
00:09:48	Th-Tha-Thank you, M-M-Mr Vendetti.
00:09:54	I told you things were too quiet.
00:09:56	- Provolone was just layin' low.
00:09:59	We're gonna observe
00:10:02	"Do unto others
00:10:05	I finished your nails.
00:10:30	We'd have more excitement
00:10:32	Thank God this detail ends today.
00:10:35	Toomey's sore as hell. He's been achin'
00:10:39	So he's sore.
00:10:41	I mean, the guy hasn't so much
00:10:46	- Toomey.
00:10:49	I got it last time.
00:10:56	- Hiya, Toomey.
00:10:58	that you got nothin' again
00:11:02	- So sue me, Toomey.
00:11:06	I hear he may be tyin' up
00:11:14	Why don't you just give up the ghost,
00:11:18	Look, I know this guy.
00:11:20	And I'm tellin' ya,
00:11:24	- You mean spots.
00:11:28	Now, as soon as somethin'
00:11:30	I don't care what-
00:11:32	- Get it?
00:11:40	Say, take a gander.
00:11:47	I'm comin', I'm comin'.
00:11:54	Well, well, well.
00:11:58	And his Imperial.
00:12:00	- I've gotta see Mr Provolone.
00:12:05	Shut that thing off!
00:12:10	I said I gotta see
00:12:13	I don't remember seein' you
00:12:17	Nope. Now, I got
00:12:21	Dr Poole at 10:30, Father Clemente
00:12:25	But I don't see no meetin'
00:12:28	Look, Aldo, don't screw around with me.
00:12:32	The boss don't get up
00:12:34	- Even the feds know that.
00:12:36	You'll take the heat?
00:12:38	Tell him it's a matter
00:12:42	Okay, okay.
00:12:48	Wait in the living room.
00:12:53	How do you like the crust on that mug?
00:13:09	- Where do you think you're goin'?
00:13:11	He doesn't wanna be disrupted. He needs
00:13:14	It's urgent.
00:13:30	- This better be good.
00:13:33	Anthony told me
00:13:37	You mugs stop callin' me boss.
00:13:41	- Sorry, boss.
00:13:48	Well, little Anthony. Probation
00:13:52	Can I talk to you alone,
00:13:55	We are alone.
00:13:58	- Half a grapefruit?
00:14:00	- French toast?
00:14:02	- Bacon?
00:14:03	- Coffee?
00:14:04	- Two lumps?
00:14:05	- On its way, Snaps.
00:14:07	If you call me that in front of the
00:14:10	- Yes, Mr Provolone.
00:14:12	- I mean atrium.
00:14:15	Whatever you say, Mr Provolone.
00:14:19	- You know what "atrium" means, Anthony?
00:14:24	It's a courtyard oft-times
00:14:27	Thank you, sir.
00:14:31	Park it, Anthony.
00:14:34	I learn a new word every day. You should
00:14:38	- and you wouldn't just be a bookkeeper.
00:14:42	My word for today is "expeditious."
00:14:48	"To be effilcient and speedy."
00:14:51	All right, Anthony, let's be expeditious.
00:14:54	Well, Mr Provolone,
00:14:58	I've come to ask you for a raise.
00:15:04	Maybe my hearing ain't 20/20 no more.
00:15:06	- He asked you for a raise.
00:15:09	- Are you crazy?
00:15:12	- You believe this guy's moxie?
00:15:14	- Don't call me boss.
00:15:16	- I know this wasn't the best day, sir.
00:15:19	- If everything goes well today-
00:15:22	- I'll be a board of director.
00:15:24	And I wouldn't bother you,
00:15:29	What's love got to do
00:15:33	Breakfast is "soived."
00:15:34	"Served," you palooka.
00:15:37	I'm signing you up for elocution
00:15:40	If I gotta do it, you gotta do it.
00:15:43	All of a sudden,
00:15:46	Don't forget, you got a meetin'
00:15:50	Yeah, yeah. Come on, kid.
00:15:56	Not bad for a kid from the slums.
00:15:58	My wife picks all this out.
00:16:03	So, who is the dame
00:16:06	Excuse me, sir?
00:16:08	You said you were in love.
00:16:11	Oh, she's a wonderful girl
00:16:15	- And I'm gonna propose to her this morning.
00:16:20	Well, you got my blessings.
00:16:25	But I can't marry her. Not unless I can give
00:16:29	Well, dump her.
00:16:32	Oh, no, no, sir.
00:16:34	Very kind and sweet
00:16:37	Well, I can see this dame's got you
00:16:42	- Okay, how much you makin'?
00:16:45	- How much do you want to be makin'?
00:16:53	You can take a few minutes
00:16:57	I have thought it over.
00:17:00	If big Anthony were alive
00:17:02	On the grave of my father,
00:17:06	But you have no idea how tough it is for
00:17:11	As I was saying last night
00:17:15	- Lipinsky?
00:17:18	Lucky Lipinsky the gangster? How can you
00:17:22	He's looking for a new accountant.
00:17:25	Oh, you don't think that bum would
00:17:27	- The cheap hood.
00:17:30	Mr Lipinsky is willing to pay me
00:17:34	Oh, that back-stabbing weasel.
00:17:36	He'd love to get his meat hooks
00:17:40	All right, I'll pay 1,200.
00:17:44	Oh, Mr Provolone, I am touched
00:17:49	I should have this mug in collections. He's
00:17:53	- Now I can count on this 1,200 a month?
00:18:04	Mr Provolone, it is my honour...
00:18:07	to ask for your daughter's hand
00:18:12	- Pardon me?
00:18:18	My daughter!
00:18:22	- We met at Club 33.
00:18:25	It's a very respectable speakeasy.
00:18:28	Couldn't even pick one
00:18:30	Boss, boss, get a hold of yourself.
00:18:36	Are you still packin'?
00:18:40	Fork!
00:18:43	We're not in that business any more.
00:18:47	Can I get up now, Mr Provolone?
00:19:01	- Sorry I lost my temper.
00:19:06	It is with the greatest humility
00:19:10	On a lousy 1,200 a month?
00:19:13	Yes, she deserves a husband
00:19:16	She'll get one,
00:19:23	- Connie, bring me a brioski.
00:19:27	- Well, then get Aldo to do it.
00:19:29	- Don't call me boss.
00:19:32	And as for you, you think I'm gonna
00:19:37	Oh, Mr Provolone...
00:19:41	I don't love your daughter
00:19:44	- Yeah? How?
00:19:47	- I plan to give her my entire fortune.
00:19:52	$48,642.30.
00:19:56	How did you save 50 grand
00:19:58	- I stole it from you.
00:20:03	You walk into my house and tell me
00:20:07	This gink!
00:20:14	Give me that gat, Aldo.
00:20:19	You're a butler now. Buttle!
00:20:21	- That piece has been in the family for years!
00:20:27	- Now, I'm waitin' for an explanation.
00:20:30	- Just start from when you stole my money.
00:20:33	as your accountant,
00:20:36	They don't sound like they're in no
00:20:39	Your overhead was high,
00:20:43	- I changed all that.
00:20:48	I took all the profilts
00:20:50	and used them to upgrade
00:20:54	And that allowed me to cut the costs
00:20:57	- Sure, you were fattening me up for the kill.
00:21:01	- I made a slight clerical error.
00:21:05	- Don't get ahead of the story.
00:21:08	It was a simple mistake in addition.
00:21:11	On the books, I accidentally lowered
00:21:15	Now, when I realized my mistake,
00:21:19	- I don't remember that.
00:21:22	- It was St Valentine's Day.
00:21:29	Zip it.
00:21:31	I remember it was St Valentine's Day
00:21:37	The Vendetti's speakeasy.
00:21:40	It was love at filrst sight.
00:21:42	And that's when I turned that filve-cent
00:21:45	I hid it on the books
00:21:49	And I knew that a big man
00:21:52	wouldn't begrudge his future
00:21:55	which I plan to give
00:21:58	Oh, this guy is beautiful.
00:22:00	He flatters you to your face
00:22:04	I'm not proud of what I've done,
00:22:07	But I'd do it all over again
00:22:13	- You really love her that much, huh?
00:22:15	- Does she know about this stuff you've been doing here?
00:22:19	- Does she love you?
00:22:22	- In fact, she's even given me proof.
00:22:26	- Aldo!
00:22:29	- I think you're gonna need some more bicarbonate.
00:22:32	Keep in mind, Mr Provolone,
00:22:35	We're all sophisticated
00:22:38	- This doesn't bode well.
00:22:41	What? My daughter?
00:22:46	- Pop this guy!
00:22:48	We can't have a stiff in the house
00:22:53	He's right. It ain't proper.
00:22:55	The last thing I ever wanted
00:22:58	Why should I be upset?
00:23:01	and tell me you're stealing my money
00:23:05	You guys see anything
00:23:09	You're lucky
00:23:11	If you didn't upset me
00:23:13	you'd be wearing a cement kimono!
00:23:15	- You don't have to give me your answer right now.
00:23:18	'Cause I want to talk
00:23:31	You two have a pleasant father-daughter
00:23:35	and you could give me your answer
00:23:37	Don't you call me Dad.
00:23:40	- Say, boss.
00:23:43	Sorry, boss.
00:23:45	Let me show you the door.
00:23:54	He's leavin' the house.
00:24:03	- Can I speak to you a minute, Mr Provolone?
00:24:18	Lisa! Lisa?
00:24:21	Then she came
00:24:24	- Lisa!
00:24:26	Others she can't get
00:24:28	- Must be someone that she ain't met
00:24:31	Georgia claimed her
00:24:33	- Sweet Georgia
00:24:36	- They call her Sweet Georgia Brown
00:24:39	Lisa!
00:24:45	So now you're locking your door?
00:24:49	A girl needs her privacy, Daddy.
00:24:52	- So I heard.
00:24:55	Don't be coy with me!
00:24:58	Or should I say lover?
00:25:01	- You know?
00:25:03	And you've brought nothing
00:25:06	Daddy, you have to realize
00:25:09	Look.
00:25:12	Put that away!
00:25:16	Say, how'd you fiInd out
00:25:19	The mug was just here
00:25:26	- What are you cryin' for?
00:25:30	- I thought he left me for good.
00:25:33	- Don't say that about the man I'm gonna marry!
00:25:38	You're gonna marry the man I picked out
00:25:41	I don't wanna marry Bruce Underwood.
00:25:44	He's a snob, and he's got pimples.
00:25:47	- A couple of dates with you, and that'll clear up.
00:26:02	Your mother and I send you
00:26:06	And look at you!
00:26:09	You look like you just stepped off
00:26:11	I'm a modern '30s woman.
00:26:14	It's the music
00:26:16	Bing Crosby, Cab Calloway!
00:26:19	Don't think I haven't heard the lyrics
00:26:22	Oh, I am so stifled in this house.
00:26:26	I wanna swim the English Channel.
00:26:29	I wanna lay on the beach
00:26:32	Do whatever you want!
00:26:42	The Finuccis is here.
00:26:53	Connie, watch this door.
00:27:05	Finuccis.
00:27:09	- Is that my suit?
00:27:12	- It's a Finucci.
00:27:16	You want it fast or you want it good?
00:27:18	We no rush. You no rush Michelangelo.
00:27:21	- You no rush a Finucci.
00:27:24	Who say it's your speech?
00:27:32	Enough!
00:27:43	Stairs.
00:27:48	Oh, look at all of the books.
00:27:52	Yeah, yeah. Reading's my passion.
00:27:55	Signor Provolone,
00:27:59	'Cause now we famous.
00:28:01	- Famous?
00:28:03	One of our suits, she make
00:28:06	Show him the picture.
00:28:12	Nice piece of work.
00:28:17	His widow, she want a new suit
00:28:20	I say, when he pay
00:28:29	Nice colour, huh?
00:28:31	Feel this. This nice.
00:28:34	Like a baby's behind.
00:28:39	Well, let's see if it filts.
00:28:43	Oh, we make you look like a banker.
00:28:56	Four million unemployed. It's enough to
00:29:00	Yes. We could be forced to lower
00:29:05	Damn shame.
00:29:08	One can't even walk
00:29:10	without being pestered
00:29:14	Excuse me.
00:29:16	Drastic times
00:29:19	Which brings me
00:29:22	Please. My stomach.
00:29:24	Whitney, I wish you'd be
00:29:26	Are we in such dire straits
00:29:29	Angelo "Snaps" Provolone
00:29:33	His name won't be on our letterhead.
00:29:38	But, gentlemen,
00:29:42	Ex-gangster. Or as I prefer
00:29:50	Like J.P. Morgan
00:29:52	At least they didn't have
00:29:57	Let me handle Mr Provolone.
00:29:59	I may have to take this greaseball's
00:30:06	Oh, Nora, I have so many dreams.
00:30:10	I wanna ride on a zeppelin...
00:30:13	attend a Rudy Vallee show.
00:30:16	I wanna go to an opium tent
00:30:19	You'll be doin'
00:30:22	- No! My life is over.
00:30:25	Marrying my boyfriend was my last
00:30:28	Well, as prisons go,
00:30:34	You know,
00:30:39	You went to a play?
00:30:41	Never mind.
00:30:44	made her parents
00:30:47	and they were forced
00:30:53	But if I told Daddy I was pregnant,
00:30:57	Either way,
00:31:05	I'll give you a nice banker tie
00:31:11	- Pick one.
00:31:14	too striped, too plaid, bingo.
00:31:19	Mr Provolone!
00:31:21	What is it? I'm in the middle
00:31:24	- Mr Provolone, your daughter wants to see ya.
00:31:27	She says it's a matter
00:31:33	- Now what do you want?
00:31:38	there's something I've gotta tell you
00:31:44	Daddy, I've decided
00:31:50	Now you wanna be a nun!
00:31:54	No, Daddy. Convents are also where
00:32:00	What?
00:32:04	You all right, boss?
00:32:06	I thought I took this rod
00:32:09	It's my spare. For emergencies.
00:32:12	Give it to me.
00:32:22	Everything.
00:33:20	Is that it?
00:33:27	It's like disarming Germany.
00:33:36	I should use this on myself after
00:33:41	- The shame of it!
00:33:45	I'll start packing
00:33:48	You're not going to any convent!
00:33:50	- just as soon as I get my hands on him.
00:33:56	What choice have I got, you tramp?
00:33:59	And after the wedding, you'll move
00:34:05	- Why a ground-floor apartment?
00:34:09	he's not gonna make it up any steps.
00:34:17	- Interesting.
00:34:20	Can't you see I'm busy?
00:34:22	- I can't.
00:34:23	- Because the dame says-
00:34:25	It's a matter of life and death.
00:34:33	- What can I do for you, Miss-
00:34:36	- Theresa.
00:34:39	Yeah, sure. Why don't you
00:34:47	If Dempsey got the workout I'm getting,
00:35:04	Mr Provolone,
00:35:07	- What's that?
00:35:12	You're right, that's a stupid thing.
00:35:16	- By who?
00:35:18	- What do you mean?
00:35:23	- He was here already?
00:35:26	You're attractive. The bread lines are full of
00:35:30	No, you don't understand,
00:35:33	I lied to Anthony.
00:35:36	- I told him that I was your daughter.
00:35:40	He thinks you're my father.
00:35:42	So, you see, when he asked for
00:35:45	That means he never even met
00:35:50	No, wait. That's terrible. If he
00:35:54	Listen, of all the guys in the world,
00:35:57	Because I wanted Anthony to think
00:36:01	- After all, he makes 1,400 a month.
00:36:05	When he asked my name, I had just seen
00:36:09	- So I told him I was Theresa Provolone.
00:36:12	I didn't fiInd out until later
00:36:17	- I mean, that you were who you were.
00:36:21	Because he liked the idea
00:36:24	- I just found out that he worked for you.
00:36:28	So you see, Mr Provolone, I don't want Anthony
00:36:33	Yeah, if he does, I'm out 50,000 clams.
00:36:37	Now, I won't tell him you're not my
00:36:41	- Oh, anything, Mr Provolone.
00:36:45	until I settle a small matter
00:36:48	I'll wait right here.
00:36:53	Connie, keep your eye on my offilce...
00:36:55	and make sure my daughter
00:36:58	How'd she get in there? I've been
00:37:01	- Not Lisa. Theresa!
00:37:06	All right, in the third, I want $40
00:37:10	That's right,
00:37:13	- We're running a little low on garnish.
00:37:16	- He left.
00:37:19	- He said he was takin' a walk around the block.
00:37:23	Put it out, get Anthony
00:37:27	But not in my offilce.
00:37:30	Look at you, Snaps. One day of
00:37:34	Forget about the promise
00:37:37	A promise is a promise.
00:37:48	Mr Provolone!
00:37:53	Not now!
00:37:58	Finuccis!
00:38:02	- Angelo!
00:38:13	Angelo!
00:38:17	Sofila, honey. You're the filrst
00:38:23	This is the last time-
00:38:25	absolutely the last time I drive
00:38:28	- Johnny Elbows?
00:38:31	- and stayed out front with the motor running!
00:38:34	You had to filre Oscar!
00:38:38	Forget about Oscar. We got
00:38:41	What's the matter?
00:38:46	My baby!
00:38:52	My little baby.
00:38:57	Your father just told me.
00:38:59	Mama. I'm sorry, Mama.
00:39:03	Oh, it's not your fault.
00:39:07	- It's his fault!
00:39:11	Yes! You suffocated her!
00:39:14	You kept me prisoner up here
00:39:18	- Well, you certainly ain't Snow White!
00:39:22	Filling the house with thugs,
00:39:25	All right, well, sometimes
00:39:29	Who did this thing to you?
00:39:33	Daddy knows.
00:39:37	Well, who is it?
00:39:39	Better you hear it
00:39:43	It's Oscar.
00:39:45	- The chauffeur!
00:39:48	- Why you actin' so surprised? You knew.
00:39:52	I just had no idea.
00:39:58	There you are.
00:40:00	- I found him.
00:40:09	Angelo, we've gotta talk.
00:40:14	You must be Mrs Provolone.
00:40:17	Sofila, little Anthony, my accountant.
00:40:20	And future son-in-law. I've just asked
00:40:23	Lisa?
00:40:25	No, dear, not Lisa.
00:40:29	- What other one?
00:40:32	The other one that's not Lisa. Why don't
00:40:42	- I didn't know you had two daughters.
00:40:47	Look, Anthony,
00:40:50	but my wife was a little cool to you.
00:40:53	I did notice.
00:40:55	- Yeah, she thinks you're a fortune hunter.
00:40:58	Nothing could be further from the truth! How
00:41:04	Easy. You know that 50 Gs
00:41:07	And plan to give to your daughter
00:41:09	Well, give it to her before
00:41:14	That way, my wife will know you're not
00:41:18	- Theresa.
00:41:25	- There's a little problem.
00:41:27	I didn't want to put the money
00:41:30	You know what kind of shape
00:41:33	I converted it to precious stones-
00:41:37	That's the perfect wedding gift.
00:41:40	I'll go get it right now.
00:41:43	Anthony, if you want,
00:41:46	- After all, that's a lot of ice.
00:41:48	- I'll be right back, Dad.
00:41:54	You miserable little punk.
00:42:09	- Aldo, where's that chauffeur?
00:42:13	- Not that lug. The other one- Oscar.
00:42:18	- I know I filred him. Where does he live?
00:42:22	- I know where he lives.
00:42:23	- South Side.
00:42:27	- Only he don't live there no more.
00:42:32	He joined the army for a six-year hitch,
00:42:35	It seems he was in love with some skirt.
00:42:38	But they broke up because her father
00:42:41	- Oh, is that so?
00:42:44	As much as he loved her, he couldn't bear
00:42:47	Don't you ever shut up?
00:42:54	What'd I say?
00:43:01	- I have got to talk to you, Mr Provolone.
00:43:04	Mr Provolone, I'm leavin' you
00:43:08	Underwoods!
00:43:12	- I'm marryin' Bruce.
00:43:15	I found him filrst!
00:43:18	We met the day he called on Lisa.
00:43:22	It was love at filrst sight.
00:43:25	Congratulations. You're filred!
00:43:29	You can't filre me. I quit!
00:43:34	Try gettin' a reference
00:43:38	Great. A maid gets a millionaire,
00:43:43	Better tell Toomey
00:43:47	You got it too tight!
00:43:51	Shut up your face, Mussolini.
00:43:54	Come on, you guys.
00:43:57	Angelo, can I talk to you alone?
00:44:02	Never mind them.
00:44:09	- I just came from Lisa's bedroom.
00:44:14	Angelo, our daughter is disgraced
00:44:18	You have to fiInd Oscar!
00:44:20	Oscar's been scratched.
00:44:23	But the baby needs a father!
00:44:25	The baby's got a father.
00:44:28	A husband, a husband.
00:44:37	No look at us.
00:44:39	- Si, we married real good.
00:44:42	- You no got ten bambinos.
00:44:43	- No. Who?
00:44:46	I got Fabrizio, I got Antonio,
00:44:48	I got little Luigi, I got Luigi Jr,
00:44:51	Figaro no yours.
00:44:54	- He make a joke.
00:45:02	What about that boy who was here before?
00:45:07	Yeah, but not Lisa.
00:45:09	- What other one?
00:45:13	We don't have a daughter
00:45:16	Sofila, you think I don't know that?
00:45:19	I have no idea
00:45:23	But if you love me,
00:45:28	you'll fiInd my little girl
00:45:46	He's back again,
00:45:49	and now he's got
00:45:52	Break out the java and the sinkers,
00:46:01	Make sure the stripes
00:46:03	Here he is,
00:46:06	Finuccis, out.
00:46:18	So, Mr Provolone, do I have permission
00:46:33	- My son.
00:46:36	- You've made me so happy.
00:46:42	- To tell Theresa the wonderful news.
00:46:45	I've got some wonderful news for you.
00:46:47	What could be more wonderful
00:46:50	Havin' her baby.
00:46:54	- Theresa's pregnant?
00:46:57	- Who's Theresa?
00:47:01	I've gotta see her.
00:47:05	Life. You know,
00:47:08	You're here one minute,
00:47:11	- Ain't that the truth?
00:47:15	- He died tragically at 25.
00:47:19	- Somebody stepped on his filngers.
00:47:22	He was hangin' from a window ledge
00:47:25	The point is, son, The Lug didn't plan
00:47:29	- Poor guy.
00:47:31	- Now she's selling apples. Makes you think.
00:47:35	Now, what if somethin' were to happen to
00:47:39	You're right. First thing tomorrow,
00:47:44	Son, we're family now.
00:47:49	Here, just write what I say.
00:47:53	"I, Anthony Rossano-"
00:48:01	Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:48:03	- You're thinkin' when you oughta be writin'.
00:48:07	how do I know you'll give
00:48:09	Fair enough.
00:48:12	You sign yours filrst,
00:48:18	- Well, I don't know.
00:48:20	- Maybe we should sign them together.
00:48:24	Ah, come on, Snaps, you know the rule.
00:48:27	Just do it.
00:48:30	All right, on three.
00:48:33	I, Anthony Rossano...
00:48:37	I, Snaps Provolone...
00:48:41	hereby declare...
00:48:43	agree to give $50,000...
00:48:47	I am the father...
00:48:51	to my daughter upon her marriage...
00:48:53	of Miss Provolone's child.
00:48:58	to Anthony Rossano.
00:49:04	There.
00:49:07	- Sign it.
00:49:16	Aldo, you're the witness.
00:49:19	Louie "The Lug" was a witness.
00:49:21	Quit squawkin'.
00:49:28	- Give me yours.
00:49:32	All right, we'll do it together.
00:49:40	Good. Very good.
00:49:46	I believe you two know each other.
00:49:56	All right, Connie, never mind about her
00:50:07	- Finuccis!
00:50:09	- I know what it is.
00:50:11	Sit down, sweetheart.
00:50:14	- You shouldn't be standing in your condition.
00:50:17	You're having a baby.
00:50:20	I am not having a baby,
00:50:27	What?
00:50:29	Mr Provolone, he's not my father.
00:50:34	- Does he know he's not your father?
00:50:38	- What kind of a question is that?
00:50:41	Yes. I lied to you, Anthony.
00:50:46	- That son of a bitch.
00:50:49	- He conned me out of his money.
00:50:53	- I was afraid I'd lose you.
00:50:56	- Get what back?
00:50:59	You seem more interested
00:51:02	No, no, no. It- Please.
00:51:05	I'm glad I found out what you're
00:51:17	Theresa, come back! Theresa!
00:51:24	Thank God I'm not pregnant!
00:51:28	- What have you two been doin' up there?
00:51:32	Why, I oughta-
00:51:43	Get outta here!
00:51:47	Theresa! Theresa, come back!
00:51:55	There's too much activity.
00:51:58	It's too quiet.
00:52:05	Bravo. This suit,
00:52:09	Of course.
00:52:12	Ah, you Finucci'd me pretty good on
00:52:22	I'll just write
00:52:27	I demand to speak with you,
00:52:30	Finuccis, out!
00:52:40	So, what can I do for you, kid?
00:52:46	I guess you're pretty pleased
00:52:48	My father would have been proud. I got
00:52:53	- Not so fast. I've been tricked.
00:52:57	You forget, Mr Provolone,
00:53:00	You're right, I am going
00:53:07	- And who are they?
00:53:10	Sicilians. The most vicious
00:53:14	They don't look
00:53:26	Don't let that fool you.
00:53:33	Hmm? But, Anthony, if it's the jewels
00:53:37	Just keep your part of the bargain
00:53:40	- The real one?
00:53:43	- But I've never even met her!
00:53:47	- It'll hold up in any court.
00:53:50	This document says that you are
00:53:53	Oh, now you're telling me
00:53:57	- You got a problem with that?
00:54:00	I am marrying Theresa!
00:54:03	Anthony, Anthony, little Anthony.
00:54:06	We are talkin' about my baby's baby.
00:54:12	- Forget it!
00:54:16	All right, all right, all right.
00:54:20	Finuccis, sit!
00:54:25	Wise decision. Now wait here.
00:54:28	It's about time you two kids met.
00:55:54	What do you want?
00:55:59	Could you tell Signor Provolone we in
00:56:04	- You do more than one a day?
00:56:07	It's a cutthroat business, and if we
00:56:12	- And we no like that.
00:56:14	You treat it
00:56:17	To us, it's art.
00:56:20	Show him the picture.
00:56:23	What do you think of this?
00:56:30	- You guys did this?
00:56:33	Oh, we get plenty business
00:56:36	Maybe someday we do you too, huh?
00:56:39	And when we get through with you,
00:56:46	- You look a little pale.
00:56:50	Now, this guy's willing
00:56:53	- But I want Oscar!
00:56:56	but he's on the lam,
00:57:00	Thank you very much. Whatever happened
00:57:05	Whatever happened to waiting
00:57:07	Angelo, please!
00:57:11	Trust me, he's no help. Connie,
00:57:16	Girls.
00:57:20	Lisa, this is your husband-to-be,
00:57:27	- Lisa. - Hello.
00:57:31	You see that?
00:57:33	- Sometimes, arranged marriages work out the best.
00:57:37	- Oscar was cuter.
00:57:40	- The chauffeur.
00:57:45	Why don't you just
00:57:48	Angelo, let's leave
00:57:52	Good idea. You two get to know all about
00:57:58	I got people comin' at noon.
00:58:06	That's the best husband
00:58:09	He passed the physical.
00:58:12	Finuccis.
00:58:18	So, you're pregnant with Oscar's baby?
00:58:20	Would I be marrying you if I wasn't?
00:58:24	You don't wanna marry me.
00:58:28	- So am I.
00:58:33	Because I'd do anything
00:58:36	- That makes two of us.
00:58:39	I wanna go on an African safari.
00:58:41	I wanna run with the bulls in Spain.
00:58:44	I wanna go to the top
00:58:48	And where am I during all this?
00:58:52	- You always this nasty?
00:58:56	I'm marrying a brute. I never wanna
00:59:03	That's filne with me!
00:59:08	- Fine!
00:59:19	It's probably Judge Crater.
00:59:23	Come on in.
00:59:26	- Aldo, do you realize what you just did?
00:59:30	You used the past participle
00:59:34	I did? What's the rap on that?
00:59:37	Cool your heels, Doc.
00:59:41	Marvellous.
00:59:44	Aldo is a treasure trove
00:59:49	I heard that.
00:59:55	- Middlesex.
00:59:59	You're from Middlesex County
01:00:03	- Yeah. New Brunswick.
01:00:08	You see, the New Jersey accent...
01:00:10	becomes increasingly nasal
01:00:14	That's an amazing talent, Doctor.
01:00:17	Have you ever thought
01:00:21	Young man, I've made a serious study
01:00:25	In my travels, I've uncovered
01:00:30	in the United States alone.
01:00:32	Now, you take the attenuated vowels
01:00:36	All that travel
01:00:39	Well, I don't spend as much time
01:00:45	But she's got the cats.
01:00:47	A brilliant scholar like yourself
01:00:49	Oh, work has always come filrst.
01:00:52	This weekend, I'm off to Appalachia...
01:00:55	to study regional colloquialisms
01:01:00	Would you excuse me a minute, Doctor?
01:01:03	Oh, yes. I'll be giving Mr Provolone
01:01:16	Good news. We don't have to marry
01:01:20	- Who?
01:01:23	and worships the ground
01:01:26	Dr Poole!
01:01:30	He's old enough to be my father.
01:01:32	More importantly, he's old enough
01:01:37	What makes you think
01:01:39	Because he loves you passionately.
01:01:43	- But he's never said anything.
01:01:47	A man whose life is devoted to words,
01:01:50	the three most important ones.
01:01:52	- That's so touching.
01:01:55	Stay right here.
01:01:58	Finuccis in, Finuccis out,
01:02:06	Lisa.
01:02:08	Anthony's trying to tell me that
01:02:11	- Yes, I am.
01:02:14	Oh, Daddy, yes. He's so sweet,
01:02:18	not like some other fellas I know.
01:02:21	Well, put Poole out of your mind.
01:02:25	- But I love Thornton!
01:02:33	- Oh, stop that bawlin', will ya?
01:02:38	What are you sayin'?
01:02:43	All right, Lisa. Lisa, stop-
01:02:51	If it's Poole you want,
01:02:53	you got to cross the filnish line
01:02:56	He's your third filancé today,
01:03:04	Look, Mr Provolone, now that she has a
01:03:08	Forget about it.
01:03:11	in case this guy
01:03:15	Good mornin', Doc.
01:03:18	Now, now, Mr Provolone.
01:03:21	- Where are those Gs?
01:03:26	No, no. You're not enunciating.
01:03:30	"Good morning, Dr Poole."
01:03:33	Oh, yeah, right.
01:03:37	Yes, I do, as a matter of fact.
01:03:40	Goodbye, Dr Poole.
01:03:51	Now look.
01:03:56	And here comes the priest.
01:04:02	- Enter at your own risk, Father.
01:04:07	Oh, really, Father?
01:04:12	Now, remember, Mr Provolone...
01:04:15	speech is man's most important tool
01:04:19	Yeah, Doc, but when am I gonna start
01:04:26	After me.
01:04:29	'Round the rough and rugged rocks...
01:04:33	the ragged rascal rudely ran.
01:04:38	'Round the rough and rugged rocks,
01:04:41	'Round the rough and rugged rocks...
01:04:44	the ragged-
01:04:49	'Round the rough and rascal,
01:04:53	Look, Doc, I just can't do it.
01:04:59	Do not despair, Mr Provolone.
01:05:02	Let's try a new line
01:05:10	After me.
01:05:12	Rocco the Rum Runner rubbed out
01:05:16	for robbing his rum-running receipts.
01:05:21	- Can you say that?
01:05:25	rubbed out Rico the Rat
01:05:27	for robbin' his rum-runnin' receipts!
01:05:30	- You did it!
01:05:34	Excuse me, Mr Provolone.
01:05:38	I'll be goin' now, if you don't mind.
01:05:41	- So what's keepin' ya?
01:05:43	there's the little matter
01:05:48	She should pay me for introducing her
01:05:57	I'm glad I'll no longer
01:06:00	From now on,
01:06:06	You'll fiInd out
01:06:09	Shocking insolence.
01:06:16	I can't do that any more.
01:06:21	Listen, Doc,
01:06:23	about a little diffilculty
01:06:26	Really? She seems to have
01:06:30	That's what got her into this jam.
01:06:33	You see, my daughter's turning 18,
01:06:36	Well, she's charming.
01:06:40	- You are, Doc.
01:06:43	- You're not married or anything, are you?
01:06:47	- And how do you feel about kids?
01:06:52	Then it's settled!
01:06:54	Settled? But I hardly know the girl.
01:07:01	Let me sweeten the pot. Now, there
01:07:06	some dream that you got.
01:07:11	Well, now that you mention it...
01:07:15	I've always wanted to take Mother
01:07:19	There's a doctor there who's doing simply
01:07:24	Her gallbladder's on the next boat.
01:07:27	Um, well, then there's the
01:07:32	I can see it from here.
01:07:35	Uh, I-I don't know.
01:07:39	Here. This is the clincher.
01:07:44	- God. What's this?
01:07:47	The linguistics school.
01:07:51	Look!
01:07:58	I'm a little confused.
01:08:04	I'll be right back.
01:08:10	Nora!
01:08:15	- Where to, lady?
01:08:21	Nora! Nora! Nor-
01:08:26	Now Provolone's comin' out
01:08:32	- What do you think's in it?
01:08:38	That does it.
01:08:45	Damn. Son of a-
01:08:50	Cheese and crackers!
01:08:53	So sorry to keep you waiting,
01:08:56	- Angelo, you remember Father Clemente?
01:09:00	And thanks again for the swell job
01:09:03	I know he'd be proud
01:09:05	The Father is here to collect
01:09:08	Oh, by the way, congratulations on
01:09:13	Uh, I'm afraid
01:09:16	She's now marrying a nice Italian boy,
01:09:19	It's all for the better.
01:09:23	- Anthony Rossano!
01:09:26	- She's not marrying him any more.
01:09:29	Wh- Well, that's a shame.
01:09:31	But she's young.
01:09:33	- She's found the right one.
01:09:36	- Dr Poole!
01:09:39	Hello!
01:09:41	Get back in the room!
01:09:46	Looks like a nice young man.
01:09:48	Why is she marrying Dr Poole?
01:09:52	She barely knew the chauffeur too.
01:09:55	Don't drag out Oscar
01:09:58	- Who's Oscar?
01:10:02	Because Anthony's marrying Theresa.
01:10:04	- Who's Theresa? - Who's Theresa?
01:10:08	But I ain't got time to explain it.
01:10:11	- Who's Nora?
01:10:14	- Ex-maid!
01:10:16	- No, she quit to marry Bruce Underwood!
01:10:19	I don't know! Somewhere between
01:10:23	- What?
01:10:26	Well, Father...
01:10:28	it's one of them mysteries in life
01:10:33	I gotta run.
01:10:37	Father, why don't you go into
01:10:41	while I clear this matter up?
01:10:45	Sorry to bother you, Bruce.
01:10:48	Nora took the wrong bag.
01:10:51	Yes. Would you mind sending your man
01:10:55	Yeah, it's Snaps Provolone.
01:11:21	What's the matter?
01:11:24	I came to return this suitcase
01:11:40	- Is this it?
01:11:43	I realized that one wasn't mine
01:11:46	Go on. Beat it. We got bankers comin',
01:12:21	- Sugar?
01:12:25	Thank you.
01:12:36	Who told you
01:12:39	Anthony.
01:12:42	But I thought
01:12:46	- Who told you that?
01:12:49	Oh. And did he tell you
01:12:52	No, he did- You're pregnant?
01:12:55	No. I just told him that
01:12:58	- Who's Oscar?
01:13:01	You see, I'd do anything
01:13:04	- Oh, I do know how you feel.
01:13:09	Oh, no.
01:13:13	She can be so possessive.
01:13:16	Then you know what
01:13:20	Thornton. Y-Yes, I do.
01:13:29	Lisa...
01:13:32	at the risk of being forward-
01:13:35	Yes, Thornton?
01:13:40	Your diction is surprisingly good,
01:13:46	That's the sweetest thing
01:13:50	Thornton.
01:13:59	That must be the chauffeur
01:14:07	I got it.
01:14:13	- What are you doin' back here?
01:14:18	- I see you've still got the jewels.
01:14:23	Yeah, sure. I wouldn't
01:14:26	This morning, I had everything-
01:14:29	the jewels, Theresa.
01:14:31	- Now I have nothing.
01:14:35	I can't even call her because she never
01:14:40	Consider yourself lucky.
01:14:42	I'll make you a deal, Mr P.
01:14:45	What kind of deal?
01:14:48	Well, I've become attached
01:14:51	They remind me of Theresa. I'd like
01:14:56	Now, where'd you come up
01:15:00	- I stole it from you.
01:15:05	What is it, boss?
01:15:15	You took my gun.
01:15:27	Now you're tryin' to tell me
01:15:31	since the last time I saw you?
01:15:33	Remember that dummy corporation I set up
01:15:36	Yeah.
01:15:39	- Remember who you made treasurer as a beard?
01:15:43	I just wrote out a cheque to myself.
01:15:45	the bank asked me no questions.
01:15:47	Only a rat would steal
01:15:50	Here's my offer.
01:15:53	that are rightfully mine, and I'll
01:16:00	All right.
01:16:02	You give me that money,
01:16:05	It's out in the car.
01:16:08	And I want that document back
01:16:10	No problem. Got it right here.
01:16:17	I got him.
01:16:23	Another drop. In broad daylight.
01:16:29	- Give me the bag.
01:16:32	Good idea.
01:16:55	That's it.
01:16:57	I'm callin' the gentlemen of the press.
01:17:08	- Everything okay, boss?
01:17:12	Angelo. Come up to your offilce.
01:17:17	All right, all right.
01:17:22	- Yeah, boss?
01:17:25	Take this bag and bring it into the
01:17:28	don't take your eyes
01:17:30	- Get me?
01:17:47	I just called the maid service,
01:17:50	- You got me up here for that?
01:17:55	Now, I want you to be nicer
01:17:59	Nora? She's marrying
01:18:01	I oughta get a commission.
01:18:33	Hey, Toomey.
01:18:36	This time it's a chauffeur.
01:18:43	- What can I do for you, General?
01:18:46	to return Mr Provolone's suitcase.
01:18:50	- Thanks.
01:18:55	Oh, right. I think
01:18:59	Park it in here, Fritz.
01:19:59	Here you go.
01:20:13	- I promise I'll be nice to the help.
01:20:18	I love talking to you,
01:20:21	You're so deep-dish.
01:20:32	Lisa, I'll be leaving next month
01:20:36	for a linguistics symposium
01:20:39	Brussels? The one in Europe?
01:20:45	- Yes.
01:20:49	You can address it here,
01:20:54	I don't suppose you'd consider-
01:20:57	Well, I mean to say-
01:21:01	- I-I-I can't ask.
01:21:06	I was wondering
01:21:10	- Will I?
01:21:14	Get in here.
01:21:17	Please forgive me.
01:21:27	Okay, Doc, sit down.
01:21:31	I made you an offer earlier
01:21:34	Yes. In exchange
01:21:38	Nix the underwear. It never happened.
01:21:42	And anybody'll tell you that
01:21:46	That's right, Doc. Even in the old days,
01:21:50	That's an oxymoron.
01:21:53	Gee, Doc,
01:21:55	Leave Connie alone.
01:22:00	I'm sorry.
01:22:03	Okay, Doc, here's the deal.
01:22:08	and you can use all the dough in this
01:22:12	Most men spend their whole lives tryin'
01:22:40	That's right, Mr Provolone.
01:22:43	I've never seen so much money.
01:22:47	Look. Here's money...
01:22:51	and-and here's more money.
01:22:56	And- Oh! Look.
01:23:00	Here's a lovely new
01:23:03	Dr Poole, would you be so kind
01:23:07	while I have a conference
01:23:22	Please.
01:23:26	but did I or did I not tell you
01:23:30	on this particular bag?
01:23:33	I did. I watched the bag
01:23:37	It wasn't underwear when I left!
01:23:41	Poole was right.
01:23:46	How did 50 grand
01:23:49	That's what I'm askin' you!
01:23:52	Maybe it was a miracle, you know,
01:24:00	Lisa, come with me.
01:24:03	- Let's get out of this madhouse.
01:24:08	"Baby"!
01:24:16	Snaps, are you sure
01:24:19	Yeah. Little Anthony stole it.
01:24:22	If little Anthony stole it,
01:24:24	No, you blockhead. He stole it,
01:24:26	- Why'd he give it back to you?
01:24:29	- What jewels?
01:24:31	- He stole jewels from you too?
01:24:33	- Lisa.
01:24:35	How come nobody's never
01:24:37	Because she's not my daughter,
01:24:40	Yeah, your daughter's
01:24:42	And the cash that used to be the jewels
01:24:45	- Now you got it!
01:24:47	I don't even know
01:24:59	I'm back.
01:25:02	Take a seat.
01:25:08	- The skirt is back.
01:25:11	- No. The other one- Theresa.
01:25:14	The one that's not your daughter.
01:25:17	- Keep her on ice. I'm lookin' for somethin'.
01:25:20	- A bag just like this one.
01:25:23	I gave it back
01:25:28	- You did what?
01:25:31	so I switched the bags for ya.
01:25:33	- And where was Einstein?
01:25:36	Connie, was you in here?
01:25:38	I didn't see him.
01:25:41	Why don't you go stand over there
01:25:50	Mush!
01:25:54	Underwear. Underwear? Und-
01:26:05	Mr Provolone will see you
01:26:07	- Connie?
01:26:17	And now he's back again
01:26:20	And you knuckleheads
01:26:34	Oh, that's okay.
01:26:46	Well, well.
01:26:50	Look, Underwood,
01:26:53	Well, do something about it,
01:26:57	- Now, what can I do for you?
01:27:01	- Connie, am-scray.
01:27:03	- Every time I leave, I fall behind.
01:27:08	Mr Provolone, I'm desperate.
01:27:12	- Yeah, I know. You already told me.
01:27:15	I mean, I-I walked out on Anthony,
01:27:20	Honey, that's the filrst smart move
01:27:27	I looked for him everywhere. I tried
01:27:30	- Do you know where I can fiInd him?
01:27:34	he's probably
01:27:37	Now, if you'll excuse me,
01:27:46	- I may have an idea where he is.
01:27:49	Closer than I thought. Now, I want you
01:27:54	- You owe me this, sister.
01:27:58	Shut up.
01:28:12	Well, little Anthony.
01:28:15	Thought you could pull
01:28:18	You must've forgotten, Mr Provolone. I gave
01:28:22	Yeah? But you were supposed
01:28:25	- What underwear?
01:28:28	Connie, please.
01:28:32	Bingo. And I'm not givin' you another
01:28:37	I don't know what you're talking
01:28:40	Do you believe the cojones
01:28:43	He's just giving me back my own dough.
01:28:46	Here, Connie. Watch this.
01:28:50	So, you're just givin' me back
01:28:53	Yes. I've realized that all the jewels
01:28:57	now that I've lost Theresa.
01:29:00	- This guy's a poet.
01:29:02	please tell her that I still love her
01:29:08	- Theresa's in the library.
01:29:11	That's right.
01:29:16	Anthony, I am so sorry.
01:29:19	No, no, no.
01:29:31	I'll get it. Maybe that's
01:29:40	He'll get it.
01:29:45	Hello. I was sent
01:29:48	I don't mean to seem discourteous,
01:29:53	Sit down, honey.
01:29:56	I'll try not to keep you,
01:29:59	Here's my references. I do
01:30:03	You don't by any chance
01:30:10	Well, all this
01:30:15	- So how long you been a maid?
01:30:20	Jumpin'Jimmy Bonomo? Hey, Aldo,
01:30:25	You remember him-
01:30:27	Sure, sure. I remember him.
01:30:30	Give you the shirt off his back.
01:30:33	Let's see.
01:30:35	I don't believe this.
01:30:38	That was my filrst job
01:30:42	That's right, Snaps.
01:30:46	No.
01:30:52	- Roxy?
01:30:56	Remember you? How could I forget?
01:30:59	I mean, we were-
01:31:03	What a small world!
01:31:05	Geez, I had a real thing
01:31:11	You just disappeared on me.
01:31:13	Well, I-I didn't think I was working
01:31:18	- You had a baby?
01:31:20	In fact, she'll be
01:31:23	Ah. I'm so happy for you, Roxanne.
01:31:26	Oh, he's a very successful accountant.
01:31:30	He makes 1,400 a month.
01:31:34	Wow, that's a lot of dough.
01:31:38	Wait a minute.
01:31:40	Say, his name wouldn't happen
01:31:43	- You know him?
01:31:47	Sometimes I think
01:31:50	Wait. Then you
01:31:52	- You know Theresa too?
01:31:56	After all, she's my daughter.
01:31:59	- Then you've known all along.
01:32:02	That you and I- that we-
01:32:08	Don't you get it, boss?
01:32:12	Theresa really is your daughter.
01:32:15	- I'm gettin' good at this.
01:32:18	- You seem surprised.
01:32:22	But you said you knew
01:32:25	I knew she said she was my daughter,
01:32:29	I should've told you...
01:32:33	but I lost touch
01:32:37	Come on. Come on.
01:32:40	This day has been
01:32:42	My father sent me to the nuns
01:32:47	He said I brought shame to the family.
01:32:49	What a blockhead he must've been.
01:32:52	I didn't wanna come
01:32:55	I was afraid that you'd be angry.
01:32:58	Oh, no, Roxy. I'm not angry.
01:33:04	- Angelo! Who is this woman?
01:33:10	You don't have to be
01:33:15	Why is she crying?
01:33:17	She's just happy
01:33:21	That'll change.
01:33:26	Come on. There's somebody
01:33:29	- Who's here?
01:33:32	Theresa's here? But why?
01:33:36	- It all started around 8:30.
01:33:40	- Aldo, get Theresa.
01:33:42	Do you see what I gotta
01:33:45	Mama?
01:33:48	- What are you doing here?
01:33:51	- Father?
01:33:55	You're the daughter
01:34:00	Mr Provolone?
01:34:02	Oh, Mama!
01:34:05	- Then I really can call you "Dad."
01:34:12	Listen, everybody!
01:34:17	- What is it, Lisa?
01:34:20	Aldo, get out a couple bottles
01:34:25	- My baby!
01:34:31	Congratulations, Doc.
01:34:35	Watch it there, Connie.
01:34:40	Huh? Oh.
01:34:50	Let's just get this over with. I have to
01:35:05	Are you sure about this one,
01:35:08	Hey, Toomey,
01:35:14	Here come the big boys.
01:35:19	Well, obviously
01:35:27	This turned out to be
01:35:29	- Both my girls are getting married.
01:35:35	Sofila, my wife,
01:35:39	Your daughter?
01:35:42	- I just found out myself.
01:35:45	- If she's your daughter, who's her mother?
01:35:50	- You had a child with the new maid?
01:35:55	- Have we come at a bad time?
01:36:00	Here's the bubbly, boss.
01:36:03	Aldo, I'm shocked!
01:36:06	- Didn't you ever hear of Prohibition?
01:36:11	Ix-nay the ooze-bay.
01:36:16	Oh, we just keep this in the house
01:36:21	It's so diffilcult
01:36:29	Now, if you don't mind, I got some
01:36:37	- Yeah?
01:36:39	- Will you accept the nickel charge?
01:36:46	- Hello. M-M-Mr- Mr Vend-d-detti?
01:36:50	Well, it-it-it-it's happening,
01:36:53	just Iike we thought.
01:36:55	Four t-t-t-tough customers...
01:36:59	just went into
01:37:04	Thanks, Five Spot.
01:37:06	A-A-A-A C note?
01:37:10	- Thanks, Mr-
01:37:12	He's hookin' up with O'Banion.
01:37:14	Okay, we're movin' on Provolone,
01:37:17	A C note.
01:37:19	Order out for pizza.
01:37:30	- Wait till you see your offilce downtown.
01:37:33	You'll have a secretary, a telephone,
01:37:37	And a key to the executive lounge.
01:37:41	- But not a vote on the board.
01:37:45	Well, we thought...
01:37:47	you might serve in more
01:37:51	Just until you learn the ropes,
01:37:53	As sort of a silent partner.
01:37:56	Correct me if I'm wrong,
01:37:59	for the dough that I am putting in,
01:38:03	And with all due respect, gentlemen,
01:38:06	Oh, that?
01:38:09	That simply absolves the bank
01:38:11	Yes. Should Mr Provolone-
01:38:14	- Should Mr Provolone what?
01:38:19	Let's not beat around the bush. We all
01:38:24	Anthony, it sounds like
01:38:29	- Not according to this.
01:38:34	these clauses are as much
01:38:38	Now, if you just sign this,
01:38:44	All right! Grab some sky,
01:38:48	Drill the filrst rat
01:38:51	Lieutenant, what a pleasant surprise.
01:38:54	I'll bet.
01:38:57	I was just sayin' to Sofila
01:38:59	we gotta have the Toomeys
01:39:03	You don't really think we're in business
01:39:06	We're only here
01:39:09	That's right. He threatened
01:39:14	Save your breath, Fingers. Fingers
01:39:20	- It's a privilege to watch your mind work, Toomey.
01:39:31	And this, gentlemen, is the infamous
01:39:36	I beg your pardon.
01:39:38	Hey, Sid, say "cheese."
01:39:43	You'd better take
01:39:46	University Club. Harvard Alumni Club.
01:39:51	Wait a minute.
01:39:54	City Trade Association
01:39:56	The State Financial Advisory Board.
01:39:59	Committee to Reelect Herbert Hoover.
01:40:02	And two tickets
01:40:06	Either you guys are legit, or this is
01:40:11	I hope you're satisfiled, Offilcer.
01:40:13	Gee, Toomey, he had me convinced
01:40:17	It don't add up. Why would Snaps
01:40:22	- Maybe I was slummin'.
01:40:27	I got it! The bag!
01:40:31	Fan out, boys.
01:40:34	the one that's been comin'
01:40:37	What's the matter, Snaps?
01:40:46	Lieutenant, we found it.
01:40:49	Just as I filgured.
01:40:51	It seems that our friend Snaps here
01:40:55	through their bank,
01:40:59	Get your cameras ready, boys.
01:41:02	Boys, this is gonna
01:41:10	Get out of my way!
01:41:12	Well, boys,
01:41:21	I hate to say, "I told you so,"
01:41:23	for going into business
01:41:26	I'm a crook?
01:41:29	You come into my house
01:41:32	and try to con me out of my dough?
01:41:35	Geez, I'm used to dealing
01:41:38	but you bankers are scary.
01:41:42	- I have never been so insulted in all my life.
01:41:46	It all came out in the wash,
01:41:49	Yeah. I didn't know
01:41:52	Don't worry, Toomey. Maybe they'll
01:41:55	Yeah, yeah.
01:41:58	We hit 'em fast and hard,
01:42:06	Step on it, Dugan.
01:42:16	You all right, Lieutenant?
01:42:26	All right. All right.
01:42:31	Well, well. Mr Vendetti.
01:42:35	Hiya, Toomey.
01:42:38	All right, boys. Take 'em in.
01:42:44	- Anthony, I like the way you handled yourself in here today.
01:42:49	And I'm making you chief filnancial
01:42:53	Sir- Dad- what an honour!
01:42:56	So we back in business,
01:42:59	You can forget that "Mr Provolone"
01:43:02	Yes, boss!
01:43:06	Sorry, Pop.
01:43:32	Do you, Lisa and Theresa...
01:43:36	take Thornton and Anthony...
01:43:39	to be your lawfully-wedded husbands?
01:43:42	I do.
01:43:45	I do.
01:43:48	If anyone among you has reasons to doubt
01:43:52	let him speak now
01:43:58	Stop!
01:44:03	- Who are you?
01:44:08	- Get rid of him, expeditiously.
01:44:15	- No, wait!
01:44:23	Then I now pronounce you
01:44:27	You may kiss the brides.

Oscar