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00:03:01	How would you like to have
00:03:04	Sorry, Officer. My hand slipped.
00:03:27	You better get ready
00:03:30	Yeah? Let's see your money, big mouth.
00:03:34	- $200 on Philo!
00:04:27	I'll go handle this.
00:04:40	$1,200.
00:04:42	$1,200.
00:04:45	$50 on Philo.
00:04:47	What's your name?
00:04:49	- $1,200 more on Philo!
00:04:55	You know,
00:04:57	We'll eat him for breakfast.
00:04:59	Hell, Joe whipped every Marine
00:05:05	He ain't a Marine.
00:05:12	- Jesus, he's big.
00:05:16	They said he beat everybody
00:05:18	I ain't a marine.
00:05:20	I got $2,800 from the boys in Bakersfield.
00:05:25	You're covered.
00:05:29	You lose this fight, we'll be patrolling
00:05:33	Don't worry about it, Sarge.
00:05:36	Eat him up.
00:05:39	Take care of Clyde, will you?
00:06:03	Hey, hold it.
00:06:44	Okay, Joe. All right!
00:07:04	He's killing him!
00:07:07	He's moving pretty good for a corpse.
00:08:06	Bingo!
00:08:44	All right. That's it.
00:08:45	- He ain't down yet.
00:08:49	If you want to take his place,
00:08:52	- Fight ain't over till he's down.
00:09:04	Great. You got him.
00:09:06	- How much we pull down?
00:09:09	Where's Clyde?
00:09:11	- Shit.
00:09:22	Clyde, you got damn little respect
00:09:40	Sergeant Smith.
00:09:55	This is going to be my last fight.
00:09:57	How come?
00:09:59	Right turn, Clyde.
00:10:06	I'm getting to like the pain.
00:10:12	- Well, I guess it's time, then.
00:10:16	I don't understand it.
00:10:20	- Some real tough guys.
00:10:23	How can you stand the stench?
00:10:30	The Captain won't really transfer us,
00:10:34	Seeing as we flushed $2,800
00:10:37	...it's Death Valley, son, believe me.
00:10:48	- Pull those guys over! They're littering!
00:11:21	Pardon me, sir, was that $3,000?
00:11:24	No, it is not $3,000.
00:11:27	Mr. Paoli bets $30,000 on the challenger?
00:12:16	- That's it!
00:12:19	Your animal's going to be dead
00:12:24	Gentlemen.
00:12:26	Keep your terrier in his cage, Beekman.
00:12:28	Junior, he is only looking out
00:12:34	- Your money will be here by 5:00 p.m.
00:12:54	- Did you set up a fight for Wilson?
00:12:58	Come on.
00:13:00	What the hell am I paying him
00:13:03	Nobody will take him on.
00:13:05	Not after what he did
00:13:10	Maybe we ought to set up a match
00:13:14	You would lose a good rattler.
00:13:17	There is a guy on the West Coast
00:13:21	Philo Beddoe.
00:13:22	- I never heard of him.
00:13:25	Yeah? Which folks?
00:13:27	The folks that bet.
00:13:30	I think we could get a good piece
00:13:36	- All right. You set it up.
00:13:49	Well, Loretta, we've talked about it
00:13:53	We're in California.
00:13:55	I hear people here are a little peculiar.
00:13:58	Loretta, folks are just folks the world over.
00:14:09	- Luther.
00:14:11	I think we should go back to lowa.
00:14:54	- You didn't tell me she was here.
00:16:29	Do you mind if I sit here?
00:16:32	No. It's a free country.
00:16:35	You're still mad at me, I guess.
00:16:39	No, I like having my guts kicked out.
00:16:42	I didn't mean to hurt you. I was mixed up.
00:16:48	- What do you think I was?
00:16:52	That's in the past.
00:16:54	Yeah, it sure is.
00:17:00	Do you want me to leave?
00:17:03	Yeah.
00:17:24	All right, Clyde, keep your pants on.
00:17:37	I knew you and Philo came in here a lot.
00:17:39	So, I told them I'd sing for nothing
00:17:44	I guess I shouldn't have bothered.
00:17:47	- I don't like drinking with filthy apes.
00:17:53	I'm going to kick his ass out of here.
00:17:55	If I was you, friend, I'd sit back there
00:18:00	- You ain't me.
00:18:11	- I'll have another beer.
00:18:13	Looks like Clyde's getting a little rowdy.
00:18:26	You're getting rowdy, Clyde.
00:18:29	- You should leave Philo alone, honey.
00:18:33	Listen, he was down for two months
00:18:37	So was I.
00:18:40	The three of us are doing fine now.
00:18:56	Clyde, leave the bananas alone. Come on.
00:19:04	Kind of grows on you, doesn't he?
00:19:28	We are the Black Widows!
00:19:32	Who stomped a mudhole in you?
00:19:35	Philo Beddoe!
00:19:37	Then spat on you,
00:19:41	Philo Beddoe!
00:19:43	So, whose hide are you going to nail
00:19:46	Philo Beddoe's!
00:19:48	All right, then, let's start doing
00:19:52	Yeah.
00:19:54	Good grief, my brownies are burning.
00:20:01	- His what?
00:20:14	Why me, Lord?
00:20:16	I mean, you made other men out of clay.
00:20:21	Mine, you made out of shit.
00:20:29	- I should have expected it.
00:20:32	Quitting your job, letting an old lady
00:20:39	- It ain't froze around here in 30 years, Ma.
00:20:44	I got thin blood.
00:20:46	Besides, I didn't quit my job.
00:20:53	I have to admit, it ain't much.
00:20:55	But it's the closest you've come
00:20:59	But, hell, you don't care about keeping
00:21:05	You don't care if she has to eat dog food.
00:21:07	You don't care
00:21:13	Come back here with my Oreos,
00:21:25	- I'm looking for Mr. Philo Beddoe.
00:21:29	- I'm talking to his feet.
00:21:33	I represent a man
00:21:37	See that crescent wrench up on top there?
00:21:40	- Yes, I see it.
00:21:43	Tail first, of course,
00:21:51	Thanks.
00:21:52	- Back me at what?
00:21:55	- Sorry, I'm retired.
00:21:58	Since I decided to retire.
00:22:01	My employer is willing to pay you
00:22:09	- Against who?
00:22:12	- You know Wilson?
00:22:15	Let's not quibble, Mr. Beddoe. $25,000.
00:22:26	- Is that win or lose, or just win?
00:22:33	$10,000 in advance.
00:22:38	- Give it to Clyde.
00:22:41	- Who's Clyde?
00:22:45	Jesus Christ!
00:22:47	- Don't worry, he won't hurt you.
00:22:52	He handles all my business.
00:22:56	Good boy.
00:23:11	I'll be in touch.
00:23:13	Yeah, I'm sure.
00:23:17	- You there, Harry?
00:23:20	Dead battery at Sunset and Lincoln.
00:23:22	- Green '73 Chevrolet.
00:23:29	Twenty minutes is too late by half, Harry.
00:23:43	Hang on, green Chevy. Harry's on the way.
00:23:51	Have you seen Clyde?
00:23:54	No. Is he gone?
00:23:56	A couple of hours.
00:23:59	- Is he in the shed?
00:24:04	No hairy-ass jungle jumper...
00:24:08	...is going to outsmart Zenobia Boggs.
00:24:12	That goddamn banana-head probably ate it.
00:24:17	Send him down to that...
00:24:20	Work and slave for that ape of yours.
00:24:26	I appreciate that, Ma.
00:24:30	No, I ain't seen him.
00:24:38	I'll find it. You better believe I'll find it.
00:26:14	- Have you seen Clyde?
00:26:31	Lynn Halsey-Taylor, ladies and gentlemen.
00:26:34	Now, let's everybody get ready
00:27:02	He ain't supposed to be out like this.
00:27:05	What did I do?
00:27:06	I was just singing a number
00:27:10	He probably got lost
00:27:14	Maybe he wanted to see me.
00:27:20	I don't hate you.
00:27:22	I can take just about any kind of pain.
00:27:29	Some kinds I can't tolerate either.
00:27:39	You got to do another set?
00:27:42	No, I'm just doing one set a night.
00:27:46	- You sound good.
00:27:48	Real good.
00:28:04	Do you have any wheels?
00:28:07	No.
00:28:09	I'll give you a ride home. If you like.
00:28:13	I like.
00:28:46	This is it?
00:28:47	- Anything wrong with it?
00:28:52	- Well, I guess I can't ask you in.
00:29:03	Good night, Clyde.
00:29:10	Thanks, Philo.
00:29:35	Shut up, meathead.
00:29:44	It's Philo Beddoe!
00:29:46	- Are we bad mothers?
00:30:11	Hey, Beddoe, it's us.
00:30:17	Are you talking to me?
00:30:19	I ain't talking to you, Beddoe.
00:30:24	I didn't know you boys could read.
00:30:27	Now that's real cute, real cute.
00:30:29	We're going to kill you slow, boy.
00:30:34	Well, I wouldn't want to rush you.
00:30:37	First day, you'll probably be shaking
00:30:43	You got him real good, Cholla,
00:30:48	Shut your hole!
00:30:52	Except this time,
00:30:57	No, this time it's going to be an ape roast!
00:31:02	Right turn, Clyde.
00:31:18	Cholla, they're getting away.
00:31:23	Why me?
00:31:31	What the hell.
00:31:34	I guess maybe it's time.
00:31:43	She's in Room 25,
00:31:46	No, ma'am, I know that.
00:31:48	- You are not allowed up there!
00:31:56	Operator, get me the police.
00:32:02	Excuse me, ma'am.
00:32:06	Wait a minute.
00:32:07	Excuse me, ma'am,
00:32:10	- You aren't allowed up here!
00:32:16	- Who is it?
00:32:20	You're not allowed up here.
00:32:22	That must be true.
00:32:30	Well?
00:32:32	Well, we've got an extra room
00:32:36	I don't need any handouts.
00:32:39	Handouts you get from the government.
00:32:44	Are you a friend?
00:32:46	I'm a friend.
00:32:52	Well, I don't have so many friends
00:33:04	What is it?
00:33:07	Sorry, ma'am.
00:33:20	What we got here, ladies,
00:33:24	They all think we moon around all day,
00:33:28	Some of us do, Rita.
00:33:59	Where's Clyde?
00:34:05	Shit.
00:34:09	- How are you gonna write this one up?
00:34:13	You can always say she was nuts
00:34:19	You could bust them
00:34:22	Just shut up.
00:34:26	It's them!
00:34:41	- Come on, we can catch them!
00:34:49	- So, where are you going to sleep?
00:34:56	- Good night.
00:35:26	Clyde, you still up?
00:35:38	What are you doing, pal?
00:35:44	I'll save mine till later.
00:35:56	- Mind if I come in?
00:36:08	What was that?
00:36:12	Just a cookie I was saving till later.
00:36:16	Well, never mind.
00:36:22	No looking now.
00:37:05	We chased him away.
00:37:08	Fresh air's good for him.
00:37:13	Is he reliable?
00:37:15	Anything that gets past Clyde
00:37:21	- I think we're safe.
00:37:26	I think I love you.
00:37:31	I think that's a piece of luck for me.
00:38:55	Philo?
00:38:58	Jordan said he'll give us $200
00:39:02	Great. Clyde, scrap the Merc.
00:39:07	Clyde, you got work to do.
00:40:09	Mind if I jog with you?
00:40:11	Hell, no.
00:40:15	We must be three miles out.
00:40:20	A couple more.
00:40:22	That's ten miles round trip.
00:40:25	- You do this every day?
00:40:29	I'm not sure I'm gonna make it.
00:40:34	You're doing real good.
00:40:36	Thanks.
00:40:40	All I do is sit behind a desk all day.
00:40:45	You sit behind it, or you carry it around?
00:40:48	Well, I play a little squash sometimes.
00:41:02	- You look like you do some lifting.
00:41:04	- Mostly engine blocks.
00:41:10	- Careful of that soft shoulder, there.
00:41:57	You got a pretty good grip for a new guy.
00:42:01	There's a lot of strength in fear.
00:42:06	- Believe I owe you.
00:42:16	- You can't do this fight.
00:42:18	I've been checking with some people
00:42:22	Look, the fight will get us a new truck,
00:42:27	- He killed two men last year.
00:42:30	The other one's lying someplace with
00:42:35	I told them I was going to do it.
00:42:37	I know I don't have much influence
00:42:40	...since you got a girlfriend.
00:42:43	Well, I'm going to do it.
00:42:46	Don't go telling Lynn about Wilson now,
00:42:50	Damn.
00:43:01	Move over, Clyde.
00:43:04	Looks like both of us are getting aced.
00:43:26	- A friend of yours?
00:43:29	Nice voice. Nice style.
00:43:33	I think so.
00:43:46	Why don't you get somebody who can sing
00:43:52	- That's not polite.
00:43:56	The complaint department
00:45:08	- You play a hell of a game of squash.
00:45:12	- I believe that makes us even.
00:45:16	Find out what you want to know?
00:45:19	Yeah, I did.
00:45:21	You're fast and you like pain.
00:45:24	You eat it like candy.
00:45:27	I've seen a few cases like that in my time.
00:45:30	The more they get hurt,
00:45:34	But you got to be durable, too.
00:45:39	Most ain't.
00:45:42	You're right. Most ain't.
00:45:45	Let's call this fight off.
00:45:49	I ain't doing it for points.
00:45:55	You're good, but you're not good enough.
00:46:06	I don't want to hurt you,
00:46:10	Sometimes we can't always do
00:46:15	Your money's no good here.
00:46:19	Thank you.
00:46:22	- Pleasure watching you work.
00:46:32	Who was that?
00:46:36	That was a friend of mine.
00:47:20	I don't want you to fight.
00:47:22	You, too? I thought you weren't
00:47:26	I thought she would have more influence.
00:47:30	Don't do it, Philo.
00:47:32	- I'm doing it, and that's the end of it.
00:47:35	The subject ain't open for discussion.
00:47:38	Go ahead, get yourself killed,
00:47:43	Better still.
00:47:45	Let him scramble your brains
00:47:49	...so I can spend the next 20 years
00:47:57	You, too?
00:47:59	All right. Clyde, go get the money.
00:48:05	Go ahead.
00:48:09	Orville.
00:48:11	Here's the card. Call that guy and tell him
00:48:27	Under my own mattress. Humiliating.
00:48:31	Outsmarted by a banana-head.
00:48:39	I spent the last five hours
00:48:43	I'm not in a good mood.
00:48:45	- I don't blame you.
00:48:49	We had a deal.
00:48:52	One does not cancel deals
00:48:56	One takes one's money back,
00:49:00	I am holding it for you, Mr. Beddoe.
00:49:02	I will add $15,000 to it and give it to you
00:49:06	Bear this in mind.
00:49:09	...compared to what we will do to you
00:49:13	Clyde, escort the man out.
00:49:15	- You'll have a visit from my friends soon.
00:49:20	Yes. Long and black.
00:49:23	Clyde, scrap the Caddie.
00:49:29	Jesus!
00:49:57	Jesus!
00:50:20	Oh, God!
00:50:29	He's crazy.
00:50:39	How about we go up to Bakersfield
00:50:42	No, thank you. I'm not Clyde.
00:50:47	...while you and the broad
00:50:50	- She's not a broad.
00:50:54	Damn it, I'm just talking mad.
00:50:56	You're allowed to talk mad to your friends,
00:51:01	They are, and you're allowed.
00:51:07	Shit.
00:51:09	She's a real nice girl.
00:51:11	I know.
00:51:13	- A piece of luck.
00:51:17	- But I don't have to like it.
00:51:22	You wouldn't?
00:51:27	Maybe I ought to get
00:51:36	You better go before
00:51:38	...after that lady Saint Bernard.
00:51:40	Jesus, I never saw a dog
00:51:46	That's enough.
00:51:49	Let's go.
00:51:51	- You take care, now.
00:52:12	Seems like Orville
00:52:15	I know. I guess he thinks
00:52:20	- But I can't give it back to him.
00:52:32	Hang on.
00:53:06	No!
00:53:28	Lock the doors.
00:53:50	Cholla, I'm hardening.
00:53:54	I'm hardening, too.
00:53:56	Shut up and get him! Move!
00:54:03	I'm froze.
00:54:05	Dead meat, Beddoe.
00:54:08	Dead meat.
00:54:15	You're going to pay for this.
00:54:28	What are you going to do with them?
00:54:32	Well, we can't leave them here.
00:54:36	Ain't fair to the dogs.
00:54:38	You'll pay for that, too, Beddoe.
00:54:46	- Will you be able to get this stuff off?
00:54:50	Of course, that tar will take
00:54:54	- Painful?
00:54:56	- Too bad.
00:55:00	I already am paying for it.
00:55:02	It's $20 for this tow boom
00:55:07	...for cleaning up my truck.
00:55:16	We should be back in 15, 20 minutes,
00:55:19	- Good luck.
00:55:35	Despite your irresistible charm, old buddy,
00:55:39	You just feed her this banana
00:55:42	Not more than about 40 minutes.
00:55:43	If that doesn't work,
00:55:47	Got that?
00:55:59	Clyde, sometimes I think
00:56:06	What happened?
00:56:10	I have the only primate in the country
00:56:13	- Be right back.
00:56:18	Well, it's his own damn fault
00:56:59	- Who the hell are you?
00:57:02	He ain't here. Get out of my house.
00:57:07	Who the hell are you?
00:57:17	That ain't him. Where is he?
00:57:21	- Why don't you go...
00:57:23	Where is he?
00:57:26	- Bakersfield.
00:57:30	I don't know.
00:57:35	He's going to find a motel
00:58:02	Son of a bitch!
00:58:57	- Looks like you got the right one.
00:59:51	Do you think he knows what to do?
00:59:54	Well, there've been primates around
00:59:58	I don't think they'd set that kind of record
01:00:02	I guess not.
01:00:35	What is that?
01:00:36	It's just Clyde showing off.
01:01:04	My God. That's obscene.
01:01:09	Sure sounds obscene.
01:01:14	- Don't I get a courtship?
01:01:18	I don't know. Show off a little.
01:01:34	How's that?
01:01:36	I'm impressed.
01:01:41	Will it hold both of us?
01:01:58	We're leaving this place immediately.
01:02:10	Savage.
01:02:23	Luther.
01:02:29	Luther, stop that!
01:02:32	My back!
01:02:33	- I've thrown out my back.
01:02:40	Damn fool. I should've known better.
01:02:45	It was very brave, Luther.
01:02:53	You looked very impressive.
01:02:58	So did you.
01:03:02	It's been a long time.
01:03:54	How many?
01:03:58	About a hundred.
01:04:01	Let's go.
01:04:33	Bakersfield.
01:05:08	Get away from there.
01:05:12	It ain't right to watch folks
01:05:16	Hey, baby.
01:05:23	My God, what have I done?
01:05:26	The first live one in 20 years,
01:05:33	Come on, sweetie.
01:05:36	That was just a little tickle
01:05:41	Now, I'll tell you what you do.
01:05:46	Come on. Just look right in.
01:05:49	And, then when you're ready
01:05:54	...I'll be in the office.
01:06:12	You know, I ain't a churchgoing person...
01:06:15	...but, I swear,
01:06:20	Let him be all right.
01:06:22	I didn't hit him hard,
01:06:50	Sweetie.
01:06:53	Thank you, Lord.
01:07:07	That's it.
01:07:22	Excuse me, Officer. Can you tell me
01:07:25	Yeah.
01:07:27	Just hang a right out here.
01:07:37	How would you and your girlfriend, there,
01:08:19	Come on, guys.
01:08:50	Philo!
01:08:54	All right, wise guy.
01:08:56	- Which station?
01:08:58	Fourth Street Station!
01:09:06	What is it, snookums?
01:09:08	Somebody's bashed into our car,
01:09:11	We can always get another car.
01:09:25	What's that for?
01:09:27	Just in case.
01:09:37	Take her home. Hurry on back.
01:09:48	You wait here.
01:10:18	Over this way.
01:10:27	That's enough.
01:11:43	Thanks, old buddy.
01:11:58	Don't even think about it.
01:12:08	- How long has she been like this?
01:12:23	I suppose you'll have to fight, now.
01:12:26	Yeah.
01:12:29	I don't think they're going to hurt her.
01:12:34	I know.
01:12:36	- Piece of crap, though.
01:12:49	She's getting on.
01:12:52	I think maybe her brains are, you know,
01:12:58	Jelly, sonny. Jelly.
01:13:01	"Jelly roll killed my mama
01:13:05	"Drove my daddy stone blind"
01:13:10	You're going to church next Sunday.
01:13:20	Philo. It's him.
01:13:31	Yeah?
01:13:32	Jackson, Wyoming. Saturday, noon.
01:13:36	Not until I talk to her.
01:13:38	You are in no position to set conditions.
01:13:40	You heard me.
01:13:45	Nino.
01:13:53	- Philo?
01:13:54	I'm fine.
01:13:56	I trust you're not so foolish
01:13:59	No, I'm not.
01:14:01	Lynn, the fight's not your concern.
01:14:05	Philo, listen...
01:14:08	We have a deal, Mr. Beddoe?
01:14:10	You'll produce her Saturday noon,
01:14:14	Deal.
01:14:16	All right, boys. Belly up to the table.
01:14:21	Here. Paint on some eyebrows.
01:14:27	- You promised me a moustache.
01:14:32	I want to be a redhead.
01:14:33	- Give me that brown one.
01:14:40	Cholla, why don't you tell him
01:14:47	I love it.
01:14:52	Nobody knows nothing.
01:14:54	I checked everybody I know,
01:14:58	They're probably holding her somewhere
01:15:01	We'll just do little scouting.
01:16:03	Jesus.
01:16:05	Why don't you just shut up
01:16:09	I ain't got the heart.
01:16:11	You've got enough trouble.
01:16:14	Wait a minute.
01:16:15	You have to give us them tickets.
01:16:18	I mean, didn't you see us?
01:16:21	I mean, we are totally despicable.
01:16:23	We have earned them tickets.
01:16:26	Son, you are a walking violation
01:16:32	But we don't enforce them laws.
01:16:44	Lord.
01:16:47	You have given me these crosses to bear.
01:16:51	I will carry them...
01:16:52	...all the way from Jerusalem to Jackson,
01:16:56	But hear me, Lord.
01:16:57	"Though I walk through the valley
01:17:00	I will chew on Philo Beddoe's ass
01:17:33	I lose.
01:17:56	Excuse me, sir, there's a call for you.
01:18:02	Hello, Beeky, it's your dime.
01:18:04	Zack? I got a sporting event laid out
01:18:09	A fire-eater named Philo Beddoe.
01:18:13	Against Jack Wilson.
01:18:15	Philo Beddoe? Never heard of him.
01:18:18	Melvin, can Beddoe whup Jack Wilson?
01:18:20	Beddoe's good, real good,
01:18:24	How big an edge?
01:18:26	If it was my money, 7-to-5,
01:18:31	I might be interested in 4-to-1.
01:18:34	Even money, Zack.
01:18:36	Well, I might go 3-to-1.
01:18:38	I've reserved your suite for you.
01:18:40	I'll be there.
01:18:47	You all saddle up. We're going on a trip.
01:18:52	Jim Martin and his crew are coming in
01:18:56	We got contingents coming in
01:19:01	Any takers at 6-to-5?
01:19:04	We got about $30,000.
01:19:07	You know, Jim...
01:19:08	...we may have to go 2-to-1
01:19:11	We'll get enough action at 8-to-5.
01:19:14	All right.
01:19:15	- I'll call up Boston and set up a lay off.
01:19:20	No. There's not going to be a lay off.
01:19:24	Jim.
01:19:26	We could get a couple million dollars
01:19:28	Wilson's not going to lose.
01:19:31	If we try any funny stuff,
01:19:35	No funny stuff. I'm telling you,
01:19:42	All we've got to do...
01:19:43	We set up a little lay off.
01:19:48	We walk away with $200,000. No risk.
01:19:52	I'd rather walk away with $2 million.
01:19:57	Yeah.
01:19:58	All right, I'll go along.
01:20:01	But if Wilson loses,
01:20:05	Because north of the Arctic Circle
01:20:10	Welcome to Jackson, Mr. Wilson.
01:20:14	I'll take you up to your suite myself.
01:20:21	There are three parties in progress,
01:20:25	If there's anything you need, anything.
01:20:30	If you understand my meaning.
01:20:32	I don't keep pets.
01:20:41	No pets, no booze.
01:20:43	- I can read.
01:20:47	That's Aunt Hortense.
01:20:48	The last party she was at
01:20:52	- Is she your aunt by blood or marriage?
01:20:56	I'd be careful about having any children
01:21:01	Always am.
01:21:15	That's the fifteenth private jet
01:21:18	Bare-knuckle fight.
01:21:20	California boy named Philo Beddoe's taking
01:21:24	- I ain't seen anything in the papers.
01:21:28	No referee, and the fight won't end
01:21:35	Oh, my God.
01:21:43	- I think I'm doing something wrong.
01:21:48	But we've been flying upside down
01:21:51	It takes a little time to get the hang of it.
01:21:58	Like the ride at the fair
01:22:01	- I hope so.
01:22:04	- You can't drink upside down.
01:22:09	- Here, try it.
01:22:13	It worked.
01:22:14	You'd be surprised
01:22:16	Surprise me.
01:22:21	I'll take the south side of town.
01:22:24	- What are we looking for?
01:22:27	Keep your eyes out for anything peculiar.
01:22:54	Why, you're Philo Beddoe.
01:22:56	- Yes, ma'am.
01:22:58	- He's looking too good.
01:23:03	Excuse me, ma'am.
01:23:04	We can't get decent odds on you
01:23:07	We're trying to find some fool
01:23:10	Try to look a little more peaky, would you?
01:23:14	Excuse me.
01:23:38	- Sorry.
01:23:40	- Let me see that hand.
01:23:42	Wiggle your fingers.
01:23:45	You could have broken that hand
01:23:49	Sorry.
01:23:51	What are you standing here gabbing for?
01:23:56	- I think I might do that.
01:23:58	No booze, no parties. In bed by 8:00 p.m.
01:24:02	You can count on that.
01:24:06	I do.
01:24:09	Did you all see that?
01:24:10	The way he grabbed me with one hand
01:24:16	Son of a gun, boys, we're going to be rich.
01:24:20	We're already rich, Zack.
01:24:29	Mind if I jog with you?
01:24:32	You work for some pretty strange folks.
01:24:35	Who I work for is my business.
01:24:38	They got my girl.
01:24:40	They're running together.
01:24:43	Talk about beef on a hook.
01:24:48	- I got $40 on Beddoe.
01:24:51	I didn't know.
01:24:52	I didn't say you did. I just said
01:24:56	Well, their business isn't mine.
01:24:59	I never said it was.
01:25:02	We're even, remember?
01:25:11	Jim.
01:25:13	Tony Paoli's on the way up.
01:25:17	- Poor little Tony, he never learns.
01:25:21	- Big Tony?
01:25:23	What is he coming here for?
01:25:42	Mr. Paoli. What a pleasure to see you.
01:25:53	I hear you ain't laying off any of the action.
01:25:56	Not so far, no, sir.
01:26:00	You got guts. I admire a man with guts.
01:26:06	So I says, "Big Tony,
01:26:11	"...and make a little bet with this
01:26:21	$100,000?
01:26:24	Mr. Beekman.
01:26:25	You and I are not men
01:26:31	- He means six zeroes, Jim.
01:26:36	Of course, I have to cover it.
01:26:40	Of course.
01:27:11	Give us a look, sweetie.
01:27:13	Show us those big blue eyes.
01:27:29	He's a menace.
01:27:31	Ogled at me last night while I was
01:27:36	Clyde has no interest in human sex.
01:27:38	What were you doing,
01:27:41	Get out. Out.
01:27:45	Let's go.
01:27:46	- The fight ain't on till noon.
01:27:48	I found where they're holding Lynn.
01:27:52	- What's going on?
01:27:55	Let's go.
01:27:57	I know they're packing heat
01:27:59	I'm his friend and Clyde's his friend.
01:28:06	Hop in there, kid.
01:28:38	Right turn, Clyde.
01:28:43	- You all right?
01:28:46	Why don't you get the cops
01:28:48	- The cops ain't part of the bargain.
01:28:52	That bullet was mine.
01:28:54	I like being a hero, too,
01:28:56	Well, you're doing a good job with it.
01:29:00	Look, I just saved you guys' asses
01:29:03	So now they belong to me.
01:29:06	But if I ever see you again,
01:29:09	You just get in this car and
01:29:14	Got it? Move.
01:29:19	- I owe you one.
01:29:22	Your hairy friend back there
01:29:26	- We're even, then.
01:29:30	Well, if I don't, it's a forfeit.
01:29:32	A lot of people bet money on me.
01:29:35	If neither one of us showed up,
01:29:39	Then all the bets would be off.
01:29:42	That's something to think about.
01:29:44	Wilson! He hung up.
01:29:48	Well, that's it.
01:29:50	Neither of them are going to show.
01:29:52	- All the bets are off, then.
01:29:55	I spent a lot of time,
01:30:00	Well, you better let
01:30:05	- Are you going to fight?
01:30:09	You want to stay with Orville?
01:30:11	On your way out, could you kind of
01:30:15	- Why didn't I think of that?
01:30:18	That's him lying right there.
01:30:22	You're a good man, Philo Beddoe.
01:30:24	That hurts right here.
01:30:30	- Young man's got a real healthy appetite.
01:30:36	I don't think we can end it even.
01:30:41	I don't think.
01:30:44	But then, on the other hand...
01:30:45	...I don't have any great desire
01:30:50	Did you figure you would?
01:30:53	I figure.
01:30:56	But then, I guess we'll just have to find out
01:31:01	I guess.
01:31:08	Real shame.
01:31:10	- It would've been the fight of the century.
01:31:21	I blew a $100,000 deal to get out here
01:31:24	Hell, it would have been worth it.
01:31:29	Wilson would have taken him.
01:31:32	- The hell he would have.
01:32:06	Get up there.
01:32:33	Look at this.
01:32:35	What?
01:32:38	Let me see.
01:32:47	All right, you kids,
01:32:51	I said, what are you kids doing here?
01:33:04	It's on.
01:33:06	The fight.
01:33:08	Jackson Base, this is Car 2.
01:33:15	Breaker, 1-9.
01:33:18	It's on! The fight is on!
01:33:20	Did you hear that?
01:33:23	What are you waiting for, dummy?
01:33:29	Aren't you going to have any? Come on.
01:33:35	Yeah?
01:33:39	- Jim, the fight is on. They're fighting!
01:33:43	- 11:50.
01:33:46	That means all bets are still on.
01:34:03	It's on!
01:34:04	- What?
01:34:24	It's on. The fight's on!
01:34:31	Hey, Cholla. What are we doing on foot?
01:34:35	- I told you. The cops pinched the bikes.
01:34:40	Who's head of this outfit anyway,
01:34:48	Fighting?
01:35:22	Come on.
01:35:41	It's right around the corner,
01:37:22	Come on!
01:37:28	Come on!
01:37:36	Kill him. You heard me. Right now.
01:37:51	Listen up.
01:37:54	They're gonna kill Beddoe.
01:37:55	Cholla, that's great.
01:37:58	You twit!
01:37:59	I sold all our bikes and put
01:38:02	Cholla, how could you?
01:38:04	We been at war with Beddoe
01:38:06	War is war, but business is business.
01:38:09	If Beddoe losses, we are flat busted.
01:38:12	Hell, yeah, business is business.
01:38:14	Don't you stand there, you freaks,
01:39:51	We could end it here, you know.
01:39:54	Even?
01:39:56	No, you owe me one.
01:40:02	- Hey, is it over?
01:40:09	Think I'd buy that while I'm still standing?
01:40:13	No.
01:41:06	It's broke.
01:41:11	That's it.
01:41:14	- No, it ain't.
01:41:19	- His arm's broke.
01:41:29	Stop this. It doesn't matter.
01:41:33	- It matters to me.
01:41:37	We're even.
01:41:46	I owe you.
01:42:00	Come on. Put that spaghetti down.
01:43:18	I knew he would do it.
01:43:23	You get your money's worth.
01:43:37	- Was I out?
01:43:41	- How long?
01:43:47	That's it, then.
01:43:50	That's it.
01:43:58	- That was one hell of a fight.
01:44:11	- I think we better get out of here.
01:44:30	He's paying off 30 cents on the dollar.
01:44:32	But he offered us 40 cents
01:44:42	- Did you promise?
01:44:46	Good.
01:44:48	Now go back there and kill him.
01:44:54	Hell, Zack, 30 cents on the dollar
01:44:59	It don't matter.
01:45:00	It's worth it to pay for the privilege
01:45:04	Sure as hell is.
01:45:06	I should say.
01:45:10	I'm gonna have to call you
01:45:13	Oh, damn it. Chivalry ain't dead in Texas.
01:45:17	Thank you, ma'am.
01:45:29	- What's the matter, who is it?
01:45:31	What are they coming here for?
01:45:33	- What the hell do you think for?
01:45:56	Come on.
01:45:58	Hurry up. Grab the case. Come on.
01:46:05	Hey, Beekman, I believe you owe us
01:46:10	Come on, get out of the way, you punks.
01:46:12	You really don't know who we are, do you?
01:46:17	We are the Black Widows.
01:46:23	- Jim.
01:46:29	You see how they lit out of here
01:46:33	Didn't I tell you I'd make you great?
01:46:36	- But we sure got screwed, man.
01:46:46	Not quite.
01:46:49	And I'd check that case if I were you.
01:47:25	I got a telegram from Ma in Bakersfield.
01:47:31	What are you going to do,
01:47:35	Yeah, I guess so.
01:47:37	California ain't such a bad place.
01:47:39	Well, I'm not all that wild about it.
01:47:43	And the music is great.
01:47:46	Thank you.
01:47:48	What about Beekman?
01:47:51	Beekman's the one with a problem.
01:48:00	- Orville, what do you say?
01:48:08	I love the place and I love the people.
01:48:11	Right, Clyde?
01:48:13	Right, Clyde.
01:48:46	Hey, Beddoe!
01:48:48	Are you talking to me?
01:48:49	Yeah, I'm talking to you.
01:48:53	We do?
01:48:58	$40.
01:49:00	Now, I believe that makes us even.
01:49:04	I believe so.
01:49:05	You know, that was one hell of a fight
01:49:09	I mean, one hell of a fight.
01:49:12	I understand you boys
01:49:15	Yeah, wasn't half bad.
01:49:23	These things don't look bad
01:49:28	No, they look real good.
01:49:33	You take care, Beddoe.
01:49:35	You do the same.
01:49:39	Let's go.
01:49:46	- Are we rich, Widows?
01:50:05	What do we have here?
01:50:07	New girlfriend, Clyde?
01:50:15	Very nice, but we may have trouble
01:50:25	We'll do what we can, boy.
01:50:50	I thought I recognized you
01:50:53	Because of you,
01:50:56	I'm citing you for speeding
01:50:58	What? We were only doing 50.
01:51:01	- I'm impounding this truck for evidence.
01:51:05	Evidence for transporting an animal
01:51:10	...and certificates of inoculation.
01:51:12	Nobody owns Clyde. He's a free person.
01:51:14	The animal goes to the kennel.
01:51:18	I'll be roasting out in this desert
01:51:22	You're going to pay.
01:51:27	Right turn, Clyde.
01:51:32	Onward.

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