Our Man Flint

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00:01:46 Gentlemen? Gentlemen, it's quite true.
00:01:51 Overnight the temperature
00:01:55 Gentlemen! Another five degrees
00:01:59 and Haifa Harbour is completely under water!
00:02:02 It's true. New York, San Francisco, New
00:02:08 - Who is doing this? And why?
00:02:13 Mad, sane...
00:02:16 They're brilliant.
00:02:18 They're demonstrating that
00:02:23 Turn wheat belts into deserts,
00:02:27 - Control the weather, you control the world.
00:02:31 - Why haven't they contacted us?
00:02:34 But we're not going to wait for them.
00:02:38 According to this dispatch I just received,
00:02:43 At any second...
00:02:58 It was a trap.
00:03:01 We just lost another team of agents.
00:03:03 - They know every move we make!
00:03:08 How can I find that laboratory
00:03:13 - How about 0008?
00:03:17 - International narcotics.
00:03:22 They have a file on all our personnel. We
00:03:31 Well,
00:03:34 ifyou'll write down the qualifications
00:03:40 our computer'll give us the ideal man.
00:03:51 Stand by computers.
00:04:45 Derek Flint! My country awarded him
00:04:49 - Flint's wrong for this job.
00:04:53 - Forget it. He can't take orders.
00:04:58 - And our Medal of Honor.
00:05:03 Excellent chap, expert frogman.
00:05:08 We need a man who can follow regulations!
00:05:13 Flint.
00:05:16 I don't care what these computers say.
00:05:24 Yes, sir?
00:05:28 Yeah? Well, uh...
00:05:30 Well, how did you know, sir?
00:05:33 Very well, sir.
00:05:36 Yes, sir. Well, of course,
00:05:41 Well, ifthat's your wish.
00:05:45 Yes, sir.
00:05:49 Yes, sir.
00:05:51 Very good, sir.
00:05:56 Very well, gentlemen, uh... Derek Flint.
00:08:33 Mr Cramden wants...
00:08:53 Mr Flint? General Hawkins.
00:08:56 Mr Cramden wants...
00:09:01 What do you mean, he said no? I sent you...
00:09:07 Yes, sir?
00:09:11 But I sent General Hawkins himself, sir.
00:09:16 Yes, sir. I'll contact Flint personally.
00:09:20 Yes, sir. It'll be a pleasure, sir.
00:10:46 Sir?
00:10:50 Flint...
00:10:54 Lower your hand slowly and smile.
00:10:57 - What?
00:11:05 Smile, sir.
00:11:10 Thank you, Caesar.
00:11:14 Well, sir, this is a surprise.
00:11:18 Let me take your hat and coat.
00:11:30 Perhaps nudes aren't your dish oftea.
00:11:41 Have a cigar, sir.
00:11:45 No, thank you.
00:11:47 Breakfast, sir?
00:11:50 - I had lunch two hours ago.
00:11:54 - Moscow? Business?
00:11:57 - You travelled to Moscow to watch a ballet?
00:12:02 - Do you mind ifwe talk while I shave?
00:12:14 - Flint, I'm here because...
00:12:17 - Don't be clever. I came here on orders.
00:12:22 Bonjour, baby.
00:12:29 - Maybe my office is a better place to talk...
00:12:33 Well, once you realise the importance
00:12:38 You know the high regard I have
00:12:42 - Thank you.
00:12:46 You see, as of late my interests
00:12:51 All right for today?
00:12:54 Excellent, carissima.
00:12:55 Later.
00:13:01 Now, Flint, in the past
00:13:07 Well, discipline is a vital factor...
00:13:13 that every citizen has got...
00:13:15 Don't wave the flag in the bathroom.
00:13:21 Excuse me.
00:13:25 Flint, the government needs you.
00:13:28 Yes, well, it's good to be wanted, sir.
00:13:31 This is the most important assignment
00:13:34 I hope you find a good man for your project.
00:13:37 - Ohayo gozaimasu, Derek.
00:13:41 Man does not live by bread alone.
00:13:47 Later.
00:13:52 Now, Flint, every computer designated you
00:13:57 - That must have pleased you.
00:14:01 - I know we've had our disagreements...
00:14:09 Later, baby.
00:14:10 - Do you want a shave, sir?
00:14:14 It usually is, but it manages
00:14:18 You're still the same old selfish, arrogant...!
00:14:22 - Sir, you're getting edgy.
00:14:25 Later!
00:15:07 Yeah?
00:15:11 But l...
00:15:32 Good evening, Monsieur Flint.
00:15:35 Paul, table number one.
00:16:19 - Thank you, Maurice.
00:19:53 Stand back, folks. Please stand back.
00:20:09 Give me that candle.
00:20:32 Why would anyone want to kill Mr Cramden?
00:20:35 I think that dart was meant for me.
00:20:37 It seems I have ajob
00:20:42 Gentlemen, the new head of our
00:20:46 Derek Flint.
00:20:49 Thank you, gentlemen.
00:20:55 Oh, I'm sorry about that crude incision, sir.
00:20:58 Thank you, gentlemen.
00:21:02 I owe you my life.
00:21:05 - Three, sir.
00:21:10 A great many things, sir.
00:21:13 Now, ifyou'll excuse me,
00:21:37 It worries me when he stops his heart.
00:21:42 Yes, but it does relax him.
00:21:44 Must be a dangerous assignment.
00:22:31 Ladies.
00:22:36 Sakito?
00:22:39 You call Eddie and confirm
00:22:45 Gina?
00:22:49 Venison's almost ready to be hung.
00:22:56 Leslie.
00:22:59 - Call Freddie and postpone my fitting.
00:23:03 - Wednesday will be all right.
00:23:06 Of course.
00:23:13 - Your code book.
00:23:16 - I'd rather you used this.
00:23:20 - 40, 26, 36. It's based on...
00:23:29 Walther PPK with silencer.
00:23:34 Yes, it's a very fine weapon.
00:23:38 Tempered steel. Very effective at close range.
00:23:41 But I have no need for these. They're crude.
00:23:44 Dammit, these are the most...
00:23:49 Stopwatch, please.
00:23:53 When I nod, you start the stopwatch.
00:23:56 When I indicate "stop", stop.
00:24:14 This needle is dipped in curare.
00:24:21 Three tenths of a second.
00:24:23 Now,
00:24:25 this contains 65 weapons.
00:24:30 This has 82 different functions.
00:24:44 Chemical analysis ofthat dart.
00:24:49 That's odd.
00:24:51 In addition to the poison,
00:24:54 there were traces of garlic,
00:24:58 - What proportions, sir?
00:25:05 Marseilles. Bouillabaisse.
00:25:07 Huh?
00:25:09 Throughout the world in the
00:25:12 the proportion of garlic to saffron and fennel
00:25:15 is two cloves of garlic to a pinch
00:25:19 Now, only in a certain
00:25:23 are these three condiments
00:25:27 Whoever handled that dart was in
00:25:32 Goodbye, sir.
00:25:33 Hold it, hold it.
00:25:35 - These are the men under your command.
00:25:38 - You said you'd join the team.
00:25:42 - Dammit, man, for once you'll follow orders!
00:25:47 Your mission? The US Government is
00:25:52 It's my show now.
00:26:27 You're under arrest, Flint!
00:26:31 I'm glad to see you kept up your karate, sir.
00:26:37 - There's no ribbon for the Battle ofthe Bulge.
00:26:41 Gridley? He's been with us... That's Gridley!
00:26:44 Sir, ifyou look around the eyes,
00:26:48 On the bridge ofthe nose. Plastic surgery.
00:26:52 You've cracked.
00:26:55 In here! They're dead! ln here! They're dead!
00:27:02 - Gridley!
00:27:15 - Excuse me, sir.
00:27:18 We still might save him.
00:27:29 I've got a beat.
00:27:45 I, uh... I'll arrange for your
00:27:49 Oh, no, that won't be necessary, sir.
00:27:57 Yourattention, please.
00:28:01 Yourplane is ready, sir.
00:28:29 You said nine o'clock, Mr Flint.
00:28:32 Yes.
00:28:42 Thank you.
00:28:52 Mmm. Yes.
00:28:57 Check, please.
00:28:59 Finest bouillabaisse in Marseilles, monsieur.
00:29:10 Merci, monsieur.
00:29:26 The shipment went as scheduled.
00:29:28 I had some free time, and only here do they
00:29:33 You thought? It is your muscle
00:29:36 And this in plain sight of everyone.
00:29:39 A harmless jar of cream.
00:29:42 A harmless jar of cream? Someone in this
00:29:47 - Well, I thought...
00:29:54 Look slowly to your right.
00:30:44 Yeah! More! Come on, baby, come on.
00:30:50 Come on, let's see you work hard.
00:30:53 Come on, baby!
00:31:01 - Hello, Flint.
00:31:02 - I wanted a word with you.
00:31:22 Narcotics.
00:31:24 - No. SPECTRE involved?
00:31:31 Who is it?
00:31:34 GALAXY.
00:31:36 - GALAXY? ls that all?
00:31:43 - So long, 0008.
00:32:41 Hans Gruber, Hitler Youth Movement,
00:32:46 I'm a much nicer person now.
00:32:50 Well, I'm glad to hear it.
00:37:37 Appenine-Tuscan kaolin.
00:37:41 Water from the Pontine Marshes.
00:37:46 Cold cream.
00:38:14 87. 89.
00:38:15 42. 27.
00:38:18 34. 83.
00:38:21 16. 69. 16.
00:38:28 - Rome? Why the hell is he going to Rome?
00:38:40 72. 46. 49.
00:38:46 "To buy ajar of cold cream."
00:38:49 Cold cream. Cold cream, eh?
00:38:53 The world is crumbling
00:39:07 - Yourreport?
00:39:11 An interesting statement, butnotfactual.
00:39:17 The explosion. I heard it myself.
00:39:20 The explosion was live,
00:39:25 Thanks to Rodney's desire forproof,
00:39:30 - Why didn't you tell me?
00:39:33 Rodney, you mustlearn patience.
00:39:36 Gentlemen, forgive me. You are scientists.
00:39:40 It merely increases your desire for success.
00:39:46 We've treated Flint too lightly.
00:39:50 Yes. We've lostseveralgoodmen,
00:39:56 - Gentlemen, I'd welcome the opportunity...
00:40:06 Mr Flint will cause no more trouble. I have
00:40:12 You mean the impregnable Mr Flint
00:40:15 No, Dr Schneider. Four.
00:40:24 - Madam?
00:40:31 Thank you.
00:41:44 35. 14. 82.
00:41:47 76. 14.
00:41:49 29. 72. 42. 41.
00:42:18 13. 36. 64.
00:42:20 42. 87. 63.
00:42:23 47. 47. 43.
00:42:31 "Am walking into... trap."
00:42:37 "Heading for the Exotica Beauty Factory."
00:42:43 "If lucky, will lead to laboratory."
00:42:48 "If not, please send flowers."
00:42:56 I'm leaving for Rome immediately.
00:43:18 Gila? Our visitorhas arrived.
00:43:32 - Good. Now I can silence him permanently.
00:43:36 Violence hasn't worked. You have proof of
00:43:42 All right, Gila.
00:43:46 It is my responsibility to deliver Flint.
00:44:04 Buongiorno. Do you have an appointment?
00:44:06 Well, not really, but I would like
00:44:10 My card.
00:44:13 Please, I couldn't think of accepting this.
00:44:18 Yes?
00:44:20 - There's a man here. He's very insistent...
00:44:24 - I didn't...
00:44:34 You have a very charming
00:44:38 Mr Flint, do you always
00:44:42 No, I'd rather be invited.
00:44:44 Come in.
00:44:56 I've a feeling I was expected.
00:45:00 Twice before, Mr Flint.
00:45:05 Oh, you must have been the blond harpist.
00:45:09 And Gruber's friend.
00:45:11 And you left me a little present.
00:45:16 - May I look inside?
00:45:19 You were right. We were expecting you.
00:45:23 Well,
00:45:27 here I am. Now, shall we
00:45:29 - About what?
00:45:32 Of course. But not here.
00:45:35 Personal matters require privacy.
00:45:38 Oh, you have some little place in mind?
00:45:43 You are prepared to take some risks, no?
00:45:47 I'll answer all your questions.
00:46:04 - It's cold cream.
00:46:08 Yes, it's a deal.
00:46:28 How romantic. Rome at night.
00:46:33 A sky full of stars.
00:46:37 It is marvellous, isn't it?
00:46:41 You can almost see a whole galaxy from here.
00:46:47 Shall we discuss it further?
00:47:04 I thought we were gonna
00:47:08 You won't believe me. You're too shrewd, too
00:47:15 You try me.
00:47:18 They are controlling the weather
00:47:24 Right. Inside a volcano.
00:47:28 Where? Where is this volcano?
00:47:35 Not so fast, Mr Flint.
00:47:38 There are many other details.
00:47:41 Get some brandy.
00:48:47 Now, tell me more about that volcano.
00:50:01 He took the key. He's on his way.
00:51:53 - You say you speak English?
00:51:56 This man you described,
00:51:59 Yes. He was the one who was sitting there
00:52:03 Mm? Oh. Yeah.
00:55:17 There's the building...
00:55:58 - What's the trouble?
00:56:01 - Will someone tell this idiot to make sense?
00:00:10 Now, just a minute.
00:00:13 We both know there was a building there.
00:00:16 And buildings can't disappear into thin air.
00:00:20 - So what happened to the building?
00:00:29 Great intelligence work.
00:01:57 You talk about discipline.
00:02:00 - Why did you stop me from killing Flint?
00:02:04 No, no.
00:02:06 I merely thought you might have felt...
00:02:09 certain stirrings.
00:02:19 You are romantic yourself, Rodney.
00:02:23 Flint will die of suffocation.
00:02:26 - Your way wouldhave been kinder.
00:02:30 How very thoughtfulyou are.
00:02:33 16. 69. 62.
00:02:36 62. 16. 27.
00:02:38 25. 41. 32.
00:02:41 "Have discovered location
00:02:45 "Advise you send fleet there
00:02:53 Congratulations on the capture ofFlint.
00:02:58 You willbe pleased to knowFlint's four
00:03:02 andare nowin the process
00:03:08 - Get him back! We gotta find that location!
00:03:16 16. 28. 14. 49. 62.
00:03:20 43.
00:03:24 That's it. That's... What's the message?
00:03:27 "Will give you location later."
00:03:29 "Am headed for...
00:03:32 a family reunion. Regards, Flint."
00:03:36 A... family reunion?
00:04:47 Well, you were right. He's dead.
00:04:50 - You will arrange for the coffin.
00:04:54 - It's on its way.
00:04:56 Yes. Weren't you?
00:05:08 Send it.
00:05:24 This photograph arrived minutes ago.
00:05:27 It speaks for itself.
00:05:35 He was the best. Undisciplined, but the best.
00:05:39 He was a legend.
00:05:47 Yes, sir? At once.
00:05:49 Gentlemen, your attention, please.
00:06:09 I don't know, sir.
00:06:17 Who are they?
00:06:20 People ofthe world, there is no need to panic.
00:06:23 Please do notbe alarmed.
00:06:28 Members ofthe Grand Council,
00:06:32 - remote-controlledfrom the Arctic region.
00:06:36 Through the inducement ofregulated tremors
00:06:43 we are nowable to controllocal weather
00:06:49 For the more scepticalamongyou,
00:06:54 On the southern edge oflwo Jima is the
00:06:58 In the Chukotskiyregion
00:07:03 Iies the dormant volcano
00:07:08 In exactly ten seconds,
00:07:11 we will cause these ancient volcanos
00:07:14 to erupt with a Richterforce of4.9.
00:07:43 Seismology reports a Richter
00:07:50 You willgive orders to destroy
00:07:54 youraircraftandyournavies.
00:07:58 Oryou willbe inundated.
00:08:01 Get lost!
00:08:03 Itis our view that under ourguidance
00:08:07 we willhave a more productive world.
00:08:09 You havejust one hour...
00:08:13 on anyfrequencyyou choose.
00:08:18 Between nowand then
00:08:22 with the exception ofyour
00:08:49 I've been instructed to have you confer
00:08:54 no later than 45 minutes
00:09:10 Take over.
00:09:14 Gila, we're approaching the island.
00:09:18 Oh, no. Why force them
00:09:22 What nonsense. As ifthere
00:09:26 I believe your friend in the box there
00:09:31 Poor heroic Mr Flint.
00:11:02 - Report, please.
00:11:07 You have proof?. Afterall, you have
00:11:11 - That's true, Dr Wu, but...
00:11:15 Several colleagues have been lost,
00:11:19 Had I been in charge, Dr Wu, things would
00:11:24 Mr Flint was no ordinary man!
00:11:27 - We have his body with us.
00:11:31 Report to headquarters. And congratulations
00:11:48 No! Help!
00:14:12 14. 42.
00:14:18 Absolutely no one is getting through, sir.
00:14:30 Gentlemen, I give you Mr Flint.
00:14:46 18. 27. 14.
00:14:59 27. 18. 42.
00:16:33 Come on.
00:16:48 Say, why does that eagle attack me?
00:16:50 He's been trained to recognise
00:16:55 An anti-American eagle.
00:16:59 It's diabolical.
00:17:01 Come on. We can't keep 'em waiting.
00:18:47 Mr Flint,
00:18:50 I am Dr Krupov.
00:18:52 Doctor.
00:18:54 I am very happy to meet you in person.
00:18:57 - Thank you, sir.
00:19:02 - How do you do?
00:19:05 Dr Wu.
00:19:06 Gentlemen... I have not had
00:19:10 I am Malcolm Rodney.
00:19:14 Oh, yes.
00:19:15 How very smart you look
00:19:19 Don't you think so, Gila?
00:19:26 We found this in his pocket, sir.
00:19:41 The Americans' fondness
00:19:57 A weapon too, perhaps?
00:20:03 You are obviously an
00:20:09 That you have come this far
00:20:13 - Well, thank you.
00:20:18 - To Gila?
00:20:21 Or rather to her individuality.
00:20:24 She has allowed self-interest
00:20:29 - If Rodney had shown me more loyalty...
00:20:33 We were unsuccessful three times.
00:20:36 - I could have disposed of Flint!
00:20:40 As head of Section Four, you were
00:20:43 But I have given my life to GALAXY.
00:20:48 Gentlemen, it seems to me
00:20:52 that what it comes to is this:
00:20:56 our dear Gila made an instinctive choice.
00:21:02 Her conditioning is incomplete.
00:21:05 We made a sentimental misjudgment.
00:21:08 True, Dr Schneider. True. You understand,
00:21:13 No. It's not fair.
00:21:15 Gila, GALAXY may be served in many ways.
00:21:19 As a woman, there is one way
00:21:24 Gila! Gila!
00:21:34 Take her to Preparation.
00:21:38 Take her to Preparation.
00:22:01 How often woman's animal nature triumphs!
00:22:04 Perhaps now, Dr Wu,
00:22:07 Strength has its merits, Rodney,
00:22:11 Gentlemen, Mr Flint's seemingly limitless
00:22:17 - Of course.
00:22:20 - I think Mr Flint has outlived his usefulness.
00:22:26 Mr Flint, we welcome you to GALAXY.
00:22:31 To GALAXY!
00:22:35 Gentlemen,
00:22:37 I thank you very much for your kind offer,
00:22:42 not to join the organisation, but to destroy it.
00:22:45 You see, gentlemen? He's not worth saving.
00:22:50 - When something is deadly, you kill it!
00:22:54 Gentlemen, your price
00:22:57 You are wrong, Mr Flint.
00:23:00 Hear us, Mr Flint.
00:23:03 We seek no master race.
00:23:07 Surely you must have noticed
00:23:12 Violence is a last resort.
00:23:14 It was only the unenlightened resistance of
00:23:19 Under our guidance you will
00:23:23 Take him to Preparation.
00:23:29 Wait!
00:23:32 Gentlemen, I'm sorry.
00:23:35 But all my instincts tell me that
00:23:39 Mr Flint's archaic sense of independence may
00:23:45 Dr Krupov is right.
00:23:48 Flint will never conform.
00:23:50 It may be best to return him to his elements.
00:23:58 The electro-fragmentiser.
00:24:09 I wonder what it is that always makes
00:24:15 Enjoy your defiance.
00:24:18 It'll be the last pleasure
00:24:29 You're a foolish man, Mr Flint.
00:25:30 Gentlemen, the temperature in the Arctic
00:25:47 Sir? It's unanimous.
00:25:51 Capitulation.
00:25:56 The fleet is in readiness?
00:25:59 Yes, sir.
00:26:01 Request permission to join
00:26:06 Thank you, sir. I'll leave at once.
00:26:09 Thank you, sir.
00:26:56 Repeat: Mysole purpose in life
00:27:02 My sole purpose in life is to bring
00:27:07 All thatis asked ofme I willperform.
00:27:10 All that is asked of me I will perform.
00:27:15 Itis an honour to offermybody
00:27:19 It is an honour to offer my body
00:27:29 Repeat after me: I am not a pleasure unit.
00:27:34 I am not a pleasure unit.
00:27:36 I am not a pleasure unit.
00:27:39 I am not a pleasure unit.
00:27:59 We have to get up to that
00:28:02 Our lighter has been fragmentised.
00:28:06 - They are expecting me in the reward room.
00:28:10 Never mind. You'll love it.
00:28:18 Brand me.
00:28:20 What?
00:28:25 It's our only chance.
00:28:28 Go ahead.
00:28:54 - Present the unit, please.
00:29:02 Present the unit, please.
00:29:05 Pleasure Unit 736.
00:29:09 Unit 736 is welcome here.
00:29:12 Enter, 736, andgo to the firstrobing room.
00:32:14 It's me, Anna. You're not a pleasure unit.
00:33:04 You're not a pleasure unit.
00:33:07 You're not a pleasure unit.
00:33:28 Now listen, girls. You stay right here
00:33:33 Where are you going?
00:33:35 I'm going to put GALAXY into orbit.
00:34:58 Ladies andgentlemen,
00:35:04 My fellowAmericans, whatlhave
00:35:10 Butl cannotshirk myresponsibility,
00:35:14 nor can lkeep from you the gravity
00:35:19 Itis with a heavyheart thatlmake
00:35:23 People ofallnations,
00:35:26 all ofyou knowsomething of
00:35:31 - Flint?!
00:35:34 Of course it can. That's why he's Flint.
00:35:37 Purple alert!
00:35:40 - We have allbeen witness...
00:35:44 All units, air and naval. The mountain island,
00:35:50 Iongitude 11 degrees 3 minutes west.
00:35:55 Commander, the bridge.
00:35:58 Are you there, sir? Sir, stall!
00:36:01 Stall, dammit! Flint is alive!
00:36:07 Uh, no, uh...
00:36:10 - No great decision...
00:36:14 - Does anyone know this code?
00:36:17 - No.
00:36:23 Communications room, Dr Wu speaking.
00:36:26 Communications room?
00:36:29 - Come in, please. Dr Schneider calling.
00:36:35 Communications room?
00:36:38 Communications room, come in...
00:37:09 Attention. Attention.
00:37:13 Flinthas escaped. Findhim.
00:37:15 Findhim.
00:37:18 There he is! Get him!
00:38:31 - Get back! The wheel!
00:38:34 Somebody kill the steam!
00:38:36 I'll get it...
00:38:43 Get Flint!
00:39:21 Up there!
00:41:58 Don't, Mr Flint! You will destroy the potential
00:42:04 - Not for my good, Dr Wu.
00:42:07 It would mean an end for all time to
00:42:12 Mr Flint, we have the power to do
00:42:17 - To turn wastelands into Gardens of Eden!
00:42:23 - No, thanks.
00:42:26 Mr Flint! No!
00:42:28 Ours would be a perfect world! Why?
00:42:31 Because it's your idea of
00:42:39 It is better to surrender than to
00:42:42 - Yes!
00:42:44 All right, Mr Flint. The power is yours. Take it.
00:42:48 Please, take it, Mr Flint.
00:42:51 - It is senseless to take more lives.
00:44:05 Hey! Come on!
00:44:23 You people out there, pay attention!
00:46:57 - Lower a boat.
00:48:09 Blankets.
00:48:33 Bring them up to the bridge.
00:49:14 Sir?
00:49:16 Yes, sir?
00:49:18 Yeah! Over a waterfall, sir.
00:49:22 Yeah, that's right. In drums!
00:49:26 D-r-u-m-s.
00:49:28 Yes. Oh, he wrecked the whole island!
00:49:31 He had no drum, he dove offthe top
00:49:37 No, sir, I don't know his political affiliation.
00:49:43 I believe he's aboard, sir. Would
00:49:47 Flint? Flint, our commander in chief
00:49:51 The commander in chiefwould like
00:49:56 Flint!
00:50:03 I'm sorry, he's indisposed at the moment, sir.
00:50:45 What?
00:50:50 I can't hear ya!
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