Over The Hedge

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00:00:36 Oh, no!
00:00:39 Come on!
00:00:57 Come on, baby.
00:01:00 Grab it!
00:01:11 All right.
00:01:18 What...?
00:01:34 Vincent.
00:01:37 No, no, bad idea. Bad idea!
00:02:59 Just take what you need.
00:03:01 Just take what you need.
00:03:25 What's...?
00:03:56 RJ?
00:03:58 No?
00:04:00 The moon's not full.
00:04:02 You woke me up a week early?
00:04:07 Oh, no.
00:04:09 Don't tell me you're dumb enough
00:04:15 RJ, I'm gonna have to kill you.
00:04:18 Please, I'm just a desperate guy
00:04:21 - You don't have a family.
00:04:24 OK, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:04:27 So, technically, not stolen.
00:04:30 Oh, no!
00:04:33 No!
00:04:39 Slow!
00:04:42 Stop!
00:04:46 That was close.
00:04:55 Vincent, wait! I can get it all back!
00:04:59 That's right!
00:05:02 But I can get it. All of it!
00:05:04 - My red wagon?
00:05:07 - The blue cooler?
00:05:10 - Gotta be blue?
00:05:12 And I want my Spuddies.
00:05:15 'Cause with a Spuddie,
00:05:19 So true. Painfully true.
00:05:22 I'm gonna get you the giant picnic pack,
00:05:25 - They have that?
00:05:28 All right, RJ. I'm going back to sleep.
00:05:32 When that moon is full, I'm waking up.
00:05:34 And all my stuff had better
00:05:39 But that's just one week!
00:05:43 A week's perfect. I'll get some helpers.
00:05:45 Full moon, all my stuff.
00:05:49 Because if you do,
00:05:57 OK! OK, buddy! You just rest easy,
00:06:01 Hey, in a week from now, we're
00:07:41 Oh, boy, that's cold! That's cold!
00:07:43 The one place I didn't have a shell.
00:07:57 Wow.
00:08:06 Spring.
00:08:07 That means there's only
00:08:10 Everybody, wake up! Hibernation's over.
00:08:13 Oh, morning!
00:08:15 - Morning, Hammy.
00:08:17 Not in the lake we drink from!
00:08:20 Let's go, all right, the rest of you.
00:08:22 That means we gotta get to work.
00:08:24 Finished. No, wait!
00:08:27 Come on, everybody. Wake up.
00:08:30 Ya'll better listen.
00:08:32 I've been holding something in
00:08:36 - I'm up, I'm up!
00:08:39 Thank you, Stella.
00:08:40 Oh, I can clear a room, Verne.
00:08:44 - Good morning.
00:08:46 - How'd you guys sleep?
00:08:49 Oh, jeepers.
00:08:51 Whoa, not lookin' so good
00:08:54 Bucky and Quillo were up
00:08:57 And Spike kept poking me.
00:08:58 Yeah. Well, he's kinda pokey.
00:09:00 He's the sharpest of the bunch there.
00:09:02 You know what?
00:09:05 Oh, Lou, that'd be just super.
00:09:07 All right, kids, you heard your mother,
00:09:12 Oh, boy.
00:09:14 This is what I was afraid of.
00:09:16 Where's the food? Is there any left?
00:09:19 We ate all the food, Hammy. During the
00:09:24 Oh, right!
00:09:26 I know where they are.
00:09:33 - That's enough.
00:09:36 But it could have been a predator.
00:09:38 Isn't playing dead a little... weak?
00:09:41 Heather, how many times must I say it?
00:09:43 Playing possum is what we do.
00:09:46 We die so that we live!
00:09:48 I'm the boss of you, OK? So calm down.
00:09:51 That's what we need to find you
00:09:54 - A good fella? A good fella?
00:09:58 Why does everyone think I need a man?
00:10:00 I look like a nest
00:10:02 So when you find a fella who's decent,
00:10:05 good with kids
00:10:16 - Hello?
00:10:16 - Hello?
00:10:21 Oh, look, food.
00:10:22 Well, I think you know what this means.
00:10:26 - Verne.
00:10:28 This means we were nine berries
00:10:33 Sorry. That was a little intense.
00:10:34 I meant really serious hunger pains.
00:10:37 Verne!
00:10:39 - Not finished, Hammy.
00:10:42 - Thanks.
00:10:44 - What I want to tell you is...
00:10:46 I'm not done, Hammy.
00:10:49 OK. So all I'm saying
00:10:52 So this year we need
00:10:55 - All the way to the top.
00:10:58 - Because what are we?
00:11:01 - And what do we forage?
00:11:04 - Right.
00:11:06 OK, Hammy.
00:11:08 - What is it?
00:11:10 What is it you want to tell me?
00:11:13 What was it, what was it,
00:11:15 Wait. Right on the tip of my tongue.
00:11:18 There's a weird thing
00:11:20 It's really scary. Follow me.
00:11:24 OK. Meeting called
00:11:27 Let's go.
00:11:31 Foragers...
00:11:34 Hammy, what weird thing?
00:11:36 Oh. That weird thing.
00:12:07 It never ends!
00:12:13 Hey!
00:12:17 It never ends that way too!
00:12:19 - Jeepers, Lou.
00:12:21 Yeah, jeepers is the word there, hon.
00:12:23 - I've never seen anything like this.
00:12:29 - What is this thing?
00:12:32 - I'm scared.
00:12:35 It's OK, it's just a...
00:12:38 I... Well, it's a... It's... Verne?
00:12:42 Well, it's... it's obviously...
00:12:44 ...some kind of bush?
00:12:46 I'd be less afraid of it
00:12:49 - Let's call it Steve!
00:12:51 - It's a pretty name.
00:12:53 - I'm a lot less scared of Steve.
00:12:58 - What do you want?
00:13:01 I heard that, young man!
00:13:04 - You get over here right now!
00:13:06 Hammy, get back here.
00:13:08 - Steve is angry!
00:13:11 I mean the bush. I mean... Jeez!
00:13:15 There's only one way
00:13:19 and what this is all about.
00:13:31 Steve ate Verne!
00:13:33 All right, Steve,
00:13:36 Stella, don't!
00:13:42 I'm gonna go over there.
00:13:55 Kids, come on, hurry up! You'll be late!
00:14:12 What is this place?
00:14:25 Oh, hey there, little...
00:14:28 ...fella.
00:14:36 Hi.
00:14:49 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:15:09 Operator. Can I help you?
00:15:13 No, I can talk. I'm just driving.
00:15:33 Verne's back.
00:15:34 - Verne!
00:15:35 - You OK?
00:15:37 - What was over there?
00:15:40 They must have come while
00:15:43 They had wheels on their feet
00:15:46 whacking me with these sticks
00:15:50 You should have died!
00:15:53 - Dad.
00:15:55 Half the forest is gone.
00:15:58 The oak trees and the berry bushes,
00:16:00 they're just... they're just gone.
00:16:04 Jeepers.
00:16:05 What'll we do for food?
00:16:07 How are we gonna live?
00:16:10 I don't know.
00:16:13 We will be fine as long
00:16:17 It's called a hedge, and it is not
00:16:22 It is the gateway to the good life.
00:16:25 I'm a reptile, actually.
00:16:27 But, you know, it's a common mistake.
00:16:29 And you are?
00:16:31 Where are my manners. I'm RJ.
00:16:34 Don't think I'm prying,
00:16:37 and I can shed a little light on what
00:16:42 You see, what was once mere wilderness
00:16:44 is now 54 acres of man-made,
00:16:49 Except for that little-bitty speck.
00:16:52 No, no, that's a good thing.
00:16:56 You gather food,
00:16:58 - We fill the log!
00:17:00 Really? This log? This cave-like log?
00:17:03 - All the way to the top.
00:17:06 Let me ask ya, how long's it take?
00:17:08 - You know, to fill the log?
00:17:13 - Ever done it in a week?
00:17:15 Not if we work together.
00:17:17 You've got the food gathering skills,
00:17:20 - and they have the food!
00:17:22 Loads of food. Heaps of food.
00:17:26 Well, whatever kind of food
00:17:28 I don't think
00:17:30 I don't know,
00:17:33 - I think we should listen.
00:17:36 No, you're not. The tail is tingling.
00:17:39 - Why didn't you say so?
00:17:43 When something doesn't feel right,
00:17:46 everything you've said so far
00:17:49 Listen. Verne, right? This isn't
00:17:53 Well, I am. And for good reason.
00:17:57 This is not a birthmark.
00:17:58 That's because you
00:18:01 Thanks for stopping by.
00:18:03 Not interested in the most
00:18:07 - No!
00:18:08 Not interested!
00:18:11 OK. I get it.
00:18:14 I understand. This is something
00:18:26 Whoa!
00:18:29 - Oh, my!
00:18:31 What is that?
00:18:33 That, my friend, is a magical
00:18:36 dehydrated cheese solids,
00:18:40 a.k.a., the chip. Nacho cheese flavor.
00:18:45 - Over here! Toss me one of those!
00:18:48 Yeah, Verne, those were good!
00:18:50 It's all good.
00:18:53 Yeah!
00:18:56 Welcome to suburbia.
00:18:56 Welcome to suburbia.
00:18:58 - Wow!
00:19:03 Hey, Mom, look at us! Look at us!
00:19:06 Oh, my! Hon, look at this.
00:19:09 Jeepers.
00:19:11 How's that tail, Verne?
00:19:12 Listen, if anybody in this family
00:19:16 They're having a good time.
00:19:21 - This is neat.
00:19:22 - Hey, Spike, look at that.
00:19:24 I took a few clippings out of my quills
00:19:27 Look at this, the grass
00:19:31 Verne, are you certain
00:19:33 Yeah, 'cause the raccoon says...
00:19:35 OK, enough about him. I get it.
00:19:38 So he can do a couple of tricks. I mean,
00:19:41 Hey, everybody! This way to the food!
00:19:47 - That thing's huge!
00:19:49 That is an SUV.
00:19:52 because they are slowly
00:19:55 - Jeepers, it's so big!
00:19:58 Usually? One.
00:20:01 Hi, this is Gladys Sharp.
00:20:04 Of the homeowner's association? Right.
00:20:06 - Jeepers.
00:20:08 Easy, easy, don't worry.
00:20:11 And they are just as scared of us
00:20:14 Now, if a human does
00:20:18 roll over and give your privates
00:20:21 The charter, which you signed, says
00:20:25 and according to my measuring stick,
00:20:29 Could we just get the food and go?
00:20:33 Didn't you see it? It was in the box.
00:20:37 We eat to live, these guys live to eat.
00:20:41 Let me show you what I'm talking about.
00:20:43 The human mouth is called a "pie hole."
00:20:46 The human being
00:20:48 That is a device to summon food.
00:20:51 That is one of the many voices of food.
00:20:54 That is the portal
00:20:57 That is one of the many
00:21:00 Humans bring the food, take the food,
00:21:03 ship the food, they drive the food,
00:21:05 they wear the food! That gets
00:21:10 That... I'm not sure what that is.
00:21:14 What do you know? Food!
00:21:16 That is the altar
00:21:20 That's what they eat
00:21:22 That gets rid of guilt
00:21:25 Food! Food! Food! Food!
00:21:28 Food!
00:21:30 So you think they have enough?
00:21:33 Well, they don't.
00:21:38 And what do they do
00:21:41 They put it in gleaming, silver cans,
00:21:45 just for us.
00:21:49 Sweet jeepers.
00:21:51 Dig in!
00:21:55 - Good, isn't it?
00:21:58 - Wow.
00:22:03 That's a diaper.
00:22:08 So, what do you think?
00:22:12 And these things are just the scraps!
00:22:14 Wait'll you see what comes
00:22:17 I'm telling you, stick with me,
00:22:20 we will gather enough food to...
00:22:22 - To feed a bear.
00:22:25 Just a figure of speech.
00:22:30 Halt! Intruders! Intruders!
00:22:33 What is it, baby?
00:22:37 - What are you doing?
00:22:39 No! Nix that! Run!
00:22:42 - Run!
00:22:43 Run!
00:22:46 - Shoo!
00:22:48 Get out of here!
00:22:51 Filthy vermin!
00:22:57 Verne's right, that was horrible.
00:22:59 - You kids OK?
00:23:00 - We'll find other food, right?
00:23:04 These humans don't want us around.
00:23:07 So we scared her,
00:23:10 No biggie?
00:23:13 Come on, think about the food.
00:23:16 That stuff is to die for!
00:23:20 Let me rephrase that.
00:23:22 No, to die for. You nailed that part.
00:23:25 Look, maybe our little forest life
00:23:29 - What?
00:23:30 for the whole family
00:23:33 to do with anything
00:23:37 - Oh, come on!
00:23:39 You haven't even tried doughnuts yet!
00:23:42 That is the way to store some fat.
00:23:47 - We'll eat the bark, right?
00:23:51 Good idea.
00:23:56 Shoot!
00:23:58 Almost had 'em.
00:24:07 - Good night, Heather.
00:24:08 - Good night, Ozzie.
00:24:10 - Good night, Lou.
00:24:12 - Night, Penny.
00:24:13 - Good night, Hammy.
00:24:15 - Night, Bucky.
00:24:16 - Good night, Spike.
00:24:18 - Good night, Quillo.
00:24:20 When we wake up,
00:24:23 - That's enough, Verne.
00:24:29 Spuddies...
00:24:31 Cooler... Wagon... Redder wagon.
00:24:36 Time's up, RJ.
00:24:38 But I have six more days! No!
00:24:44 OK. Four paws, fur.
00:24:47 Still alive, still alive.
00:24:51 So, what are you saying?
00:24:54 - No.
00:24:55 Jimmy was pushing me on the bus.
00:24:57 - He likes you.
00:25:00 Next time he shoves you, beat him up.
00:25:03 Yes!
00:25:08 OK, kids, dive in. There it is.
00:25:12 - I want a doughnut!
00:25:15 No, you don't.
00:25:33 OK. This is great.
00:25:42 Granted, it takes some time to chew.
00:25:45 But that...
00:25:47 That was very satisfying.
00:25:50 And, by the way,
00:25:55 - Lots.
00:25:59 What are you doing here?
00:26:01 I'm here to help you with your...
00:26:05 Look, Verne, you said a word
00:26:09 It starts with an F,
00:26:13 - Family?
00:26:15 You know, that got me right here.
00:26:17 You see, Verne,
00:26:19 My own place, surrounded by loved ones,
00:26:23 universal remote.
00:26:25 But then all that went away with...
00:26:27 ...the weed hacker incident.
00:26:29 Oh, God.
00:26:31 Oh, come here.
00:26:33 Yeah, that feels good, doesn't it?
00:26:36 - Oh, brother.
00:26:38 We could always use
00:26:41 The weed hacker, Verne.
00:26:45 OK.
00:26:47 Not your problem. I'll just go.
00:26:51 This is me...
00:26:53 ...going.
00:26:55 - Been nice.
00:26:56 Really nice getting to know you.
00:26:58 Hey, I'm sure I'll see you
00:27:01 - Take care.
00:27:03 Hey, RJ?
00:27:06 You can... you can stay.
00:27:09 - Come here, ya big lug!
00:27:11 I knew beneath this hard,
00:27:13 there was a soft,
00:27:16 - Do you mind if I call you Uncle Verne?
00:27:19 Great. Hey, can I work with Hammy?
00:27:23 Wanna help me find my nuts?
00:27:25 Very tempting, Hammy, very tempting.
00:27:30 You like this cookie?
00:27:33 - Well, this cookie's junk!
00:27:36 Easy, easy. Don't worry.
00:27:37 I know where we can get
00:27:40 that they are hand delivered
00:27:45 - The Doyles' is the yellow house.
00:27:45 - The Doyles' is the yellow house.
00:27:48 There they are.
00:27:50 Love Handles, Skinny Mints,
00:27:54 And guess what? They're all yours!
00:27:57 Whoa, Hamilton. Hold on there, fella.
00:28:00 I love your energy,
00:28:03 - You said they're mine.
00:28:05 if we successfully marry your
00:28:09 - You with me, kid?
00:28:11 The l's have it! Let's ride.
00:28:13 Mrs. Johansson
00:28:15 - Really?
00:28:17 - her face explodes or something.
00:28:21 - Wait, wait. How many boxes of...?
00:28:24 You stay away from those cookies.
00:28:28 This guy's not coming, is he?
00:28:31 Oh, we have so much work to do.
00:28:33 Come on, step into my office.
00:28:36 What we're going for here is
00:28:40 - Can you handle that?
00:28:42 Yes... Hammy.
00:28:44 OK. Rabbits aren't vicious.
00:28:48 Rabid, not rabbit.
00:28:51 Oh... What?
00:28:53 OK. So first we're gonna muss the hair.
00:28:56 That's looking good.
00:28:59 We're gonna mat the fur a little bit.
00:29:01 A little puff on the tail...
00:29:04 Liking that a lot.
00:29:05 Show me that wild look in your eye.
00:29:09 - I can burp my ABCs! A, B, C.
00:29:14 I just really need you
00:29:18 - OK.
00:29:19 Let's see. There we... Hang on a minute.
00:29:21 Not that, not that. No, no.
00:29:25 Nice!
00:29:28 Hammy?
00:29:35 Done! Now, come on.
00:29:37 Go on, get out there. Shoo, shoo!
00:29:41 I am a crazy rabid squirrel!
00:29:47 I'm rabid! I'm foaming at the mouth.
00:29:51 I'm foaming, very scary rabid squirrel.
00:29:54 Rabies!
00:29:56 - Hey, it's working!
00:29:58 I know. You're right behind me...
00:30:01 Got it! Stand back!
00:30:02 - No, no, no, no! Oh, no!
00:30:06 - Walk it off! Walk that one off!
00:30:09 - Everything's under control. Go back.
00:30:12 - He's under attack!
00:30:14 - I'm coming, Hammy!
00:30:17 What are you doing? Watch out!
00:30:25 - Hold still! I got it! Stay still.
00:30:30 - Yuck!
00:30:32 - Nasty!
00:30:35 Verne!
00:30:36 That was great!
00:30:39 Or, should I say, au naturel.
00:30:48 Hammy, you were awesome, my man!
00:30:51 You had me scared. I was about to come
00:30:55 You're all right, aren't ya?
00:30:58 Those bruises are gonna heal.
00:31:02 - There!
00:31:04 That's where the squirrel attacked us!
00:31:07 There was this gross,
00:31:10 - Reptile.
00:31:13 Go inside, have a cookie,
00:31:16 Thanks, Mom.
00:31:17 I'm sorry, Janis, did l
00:31:21 I think they might just be overreacting.
00:31:23 What if they're not? What if we have
00:31:27 Vermin running loose, spreading disease
00:31:29 and lowering our property values?
00:31:33 Yeah. I have a casserole
00:31:36 Fine. Worry about your casserole,
00:31:38 and I'll worry about the end
00:31:45 That's right. Don't push.
00:31:48 Got a box right over here for ya,
00:31:50 That is good. Eat up! Anything that
00:31:55 Feel buzzing in the back of your skull?
00:31:58 It's what keeps humans going, why they
00:32:03 and what usually takes you
00:32:07 I like it! I like it!
00:32:08 Hold on, Hamsquad.
00:32:15 That's right. Come on, dig in.
00:32:16 Because this, my friends,
00:32:20 What?
00:32:43 - Up, down! Up, down!
00:32:46 Oh, yeah!
00:33:18 Read it and weep.
00:33:42 Hello? I need every business listing
00:34:15 Ozzie!
00:34:19 - Whoa, Mom! You hit a possum.
00:34:21 Do you think it's dead?
00:34:23 Oh, no.
00:34:25 - Wow!
00:34:27 - Can I poke him?
00:34:29 These poor little creatures.
00:34:31 - What's going on?
00:34:33 Debbie? I don't remember seeing
00:34:37 Groups of more than one
00:34:40 Timmy, get the shovel from the car.
00:34:47 Lights fading, limbs growing cold.
00:34:50 - I see a tunnel.
00:34:57 Mother, is that you
00:35:01 Must move toward the light.
00:35:03 - What do you think he's doing?
00:35:07 You went too far.
00:35:11 This...
00:35:12 - Nice catch, Verne.
00:35:15 - You're dangerous. You're insane!
00:35:21 Goodbye, cruel world!
00:35:27 Rosebud.
00:35:36 - Now can I poke him?
00:35:38 You see? This is exactly why
00:35:41 To kill them
00:35:44 Everybody, get out of here right now!
00:35:46 Right! Kids, grab those handles.
00:35:48 - What?
00:35:55 - Let's go.
00:36:14 Oh, no.
00:36:21 I believe someone phoned
00:36:25 The solution is standing before you.
00:36:28 Dwayne LaFontant is here.
00:36:31 Where have you been? I'm throwing
00:36:35 and so far Debbie's car has killed
00:36:38 Stand down, sister.
00:36:41 I personally guarantee that there will
00:36:45 The Verminator is on the job.
00:36:49 Leave it. Leave it!
00:36:51 What do we have here?
00:36:53 Didelphis marsupialis virginianus.
00:36:57 Approximately ten pounds.
00:37:01 Male.
00:37:02 - I think he's dead.
00:37:04 Do you, in fact, have an
00:37:08 I think he wants you to think he's dead.
00:37:10 - Go! Go!
00:37:11 - That's it! Run! Go!
00:37:14 Look at him closely.
00:37:17 I certainly hope he's not in any pain.
00:37:20 What the...?
00:37:21 Kill it! Kill it!
00:37:23 Thank you all for coming!
00:37:25 Oh, man!
00:37:29 All right, what am I up against here?
00:37:33 Possum, porcupine, skunk, squirrel,
00:37:36 raccoon, amphibian.
00:37:39 - Reptile.
00:37:43 Reptile.
00:37:48 That's what I call
00:37:51 - I wanna do it again!
00:37:53 They were riveted. You were awesome!
00:37:55 All right!
00:37:57 Dad. I just gotta say,
00:38:03 Props for the Ozman!
00:38:05 - Ozman!
00:38:07 But let's not forget
00:38:10 RJ.
00:38:12 RJ!
00:38:13 Brilliant!
00:38:15 RJ, come this way.
00:38:18 - Yeah, sure.
00:38:21 - What a team!
00:38:23 You're my hero there, fella.
00:38:30 - Over here, this way.
00:38:32 Yeah, we wanna show you something.
00:38:34 Check it out.
00:38:39 Your new home!
00:38:46 And look,
00:38:49 That's for me?
00:38:51 Yeah, is this anything
00:38:55 This isn't anything
00:38:59 - Here, I'm not supposed to drink this.
00:39:04 - Is that my bag?
00:39:06 so you wouldn't have
00:39:08 Really? Wow.
00:39:11 Hey, RJ, check this out!
00:39:14 - I hot-wired the HD converter.
00:39:18 Can you take the remote
00:39:21 Wow. A universal remote?
00:39:25 This is nice, guys. Really nice.
00:39:30 We now return to A Scoundrel Among Us.
00:39:33 You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:39:35 We let you into our family,
00:39:38 I gave you my heart, and you
00:39:42 Get real, Kevin. When you feel like a
00:39:47 Right? So just own it,
00:39:52 Dirtbag.
00:39:56 What do you think there, RJ? RJ?
00:40:02 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, RJ.
00:40:05 What are you doing, man?
00:40:09 Just get the food.
00:40:10 Feed the bear. Get the food.
00:40:12 Feed the bear.
00:40:14 Where's the food? Where's the food?!
00:40:26 Verne. What are you doing?
00:40:27 Getting things back
00:40:29 - No, don't. How about I just leave?
00:40:32 You leave, and I return
00:40:35 What?! Why?
00:40:36 Because we've angered the humans.
00:40:39 And we don't wanna end up
00:40:42 Hence, I'm giving this back
00:40:46 Verne, you don't understand!
00:40:50 No, we don't!
00:40:52 You can't take it!
00:40:54 Yes, I can!
00:40:55 - Let go!
00:40:57 - I have to have it.
00:41:13 Verne. Move slow,
00:41:17 What?
00:41:20 No.
00:41:22 No. I'm not falling
00:41:27 I don't know what you're up to,
00:41:31 Know what?
00:41:34 - and I'm putting my foot down.
00:41:37 Play?
00:41:42 Play!
00:41:44 Play! Play! Play!
00:41:46 Play! Play! Play! Play! Play!
00:41:52 Play!
00:42:01 Let's play!
00:42:06 Play!
00:42:07 Jeez...
00:42:10 Play! Play! Play! Play! Play! Play!
00:42:12 - Down, boy. Sit. Roll over!
00:42:16 - Play dead!
00:42:20 Attaboy, Verne. Save the food.
00:42:23 Play.
00:42:24 Play, play, play, play.
00:42:25 Play, play, play, play.
00:42:31 Oh, no! No, no, no, no.
00:42:35 You're dropping all the food, man!
00:42:37 - Here, catch.
00:42:40 Are you hungry? Look, food.
00:42:45 Oh, my back!
00:42:47 Look, people! Play with them!
00:42:50 - Look out!
00:42:51 - What was that?
00:42:55 I'm all right,
00:43:01 Verne, unhook the chain.
00:43:07 Play!
00:43:11 No.
00:43:13 Yes.
00:43:14 Bad.
00:43:17 Oh, boy.
00:43:27 Verne, I told you to unhook the chain.
00:43:47 Garbage cans are not to be
00:44:05 You're the devil.
00:00:10 Verne, you all right there?
00:00:12 - Gimme a hand, Oz.
00:00:14 - What happened?
00:00:16 It's gone. The food! Gone!
00:00:19 - What?
00:00:20 - How's it gone?
00:00:24 - Verne?
00:00:27 - to its rightful owner.
00:00:30 We, like, worked
00:00:32 Like, a lot. And the food
00:00:35 You know. And you're...
00:00:38 Yeah, Verne, what were you thinking?
00:00:42 - Full of junk.
00:00:44 That the food we gather our way isn't as
00:00:49 Your way? You mean his way.
00:00:52 Can't you see RJ is just using you?
00:00:54 Verne! Shame on you.
00:00:58 You have got to trust me on this.
00:01:00 there's something wrong with him?
00:01:02 My tail tingles
00:01:05 So we're supposed to go hungry
00:01:08 I'm starting to think that tingle
00:01:12 - Jealous? Of him?
00:01:15 He's embracing the future there,
00:01:18 I hold you back, all right.
00:01:21 See what you've done here?
00:01:22 If they listened to half the stuff
00:01:25 they'll be dead within a week. You are
00:01:29 because they're too stupid
00:01:35 I'm not stupid.
00:01:40 OK, I didn't mean...
00:01:43 I meant ignorant.
00:01:47 To the ways over... over there.
00:01:51 Come on, you guys.
00:01:54 Don't... don't do this.
00:01:55 Stella? Ozzie?
00:01:59 Hammy? You know I didn't...
00:02:04 - Hammy...
00:02:08 Please.
00:02:55 - Good night, Uncle RJ.
00:03:05 Moon's full, RJ. See ya in the morning.
00:03:39 This'll cut you down to size!
00:03:46 I got ya!
00:03:54 - Is it done?
00:03:56 Did you put this one in?
00:03:59 That's a contraband item, ma'am, as it
00:04:04 I don't care if it's
00:04:07 - I want it!
00:04:10 So I took the liberty
00:04:16 Adios, animal infestation.
00:04:22 Oh, my.
00:04:40 What have I done?
00:04:44 - Shouldn't have taken all that food.
00:04:47 I shouldn't have taken all that food.
00:04:49 I was just trying to return
00:04:52 I was just being cautious.
00:04:55 I'm naturally tentative.
00:04:57 There's even places in my shell
00:05:00 You, on the other hand,
00:05:02 And crazy and fearless.
00:05:05 I think they're right.
00:05:09 Verne, believe me,
00:05:14 You got a good thing here. You're trying
00:05:18 And I think you're
00:05:21 What about your tail?
00:05:24 My head says listen to my tail, my tail
00:05:29 ...end up with an upset stomach.
00:05:31 That's why you need
00:05:34 - You don't know what's going on.
00:05:37 - So, what's the problem?
00:05:40 - You see this?
00:05:42 Just...
00:05:44 Just hang on a second. All right?
00:05:48 I...
00:05:49 - You throwing the party?
00:05:52 There are protective booties
00:05:55 Yes! Yes!
00:06:00 - What is this?
00:06:03 Oh, that...
00:06:05 ... is a...
00:06:07 ... Iist of all the stuff
00:06:10 - Really?
00:06:12 You're a... organized little guy,
00:06:16 You know what? I know a place
00:06:18 we could get it all back in one night.
00:06:20 Great. Let's go. Where is it?
00:06:22 - lnside that house.
00:06:28 - What is the point of this thing?
00:06:32 What Verne is trying to say is...
00:06:32 What Verne is trying to say is...
00:06:34 I mean, it's hard to really
00:06:37 - But...
00:06:41 Oh, come here.
00:06:42 - Oh, come here, Verne.
00:06:46 OK! Listen, stay in the huddle.
00:06:49 Now, the traps are set here, here, here,
00:06:54 here, here, here, here, here, here,
00:06:57 here, here, here and here.
00:07:02 Here, here, here, here.
00:07:08 Big one here, here,
00:07:12 - and maybe a few over here.
00:07:14 No. There's a bunch
00:07:18 OK, Verne? Looking a little green.
00:07:20 I blacked out for a second there,
00:07:23 There's lights, traps...
00:07:26 OK, this is us.
00:07:28 - Can I be the car?
00:07:31 - I'm the car. You be the shoe.
00:07:34 Why don't you be
00:07:37 Hey, it's not important!
00:07:38 Besides, I'm the car.
00:07:41 The plan works in three simple steps.
00:07:45 Step two, get inside. Step three,
00:07:49 But this place is like a fortress.
00:07:54 - How will we get in?
00:07:58 Literally, the collar.
00:08:00 It's like a key
00:08:02 And what? You think he's just
00:08:05 Not to me, my femme fatale. To you.
00:08:08 - Her?
00:08:09 You, Stella, will get that cat
00:08:13 - My stink.
00:08:17 Was that out loud?
00:08:19 Look, raccoon, maybe that mask
00:08:24 but if you haven't noticed, I'm a skunk.
00:08:27 On the outside, maybe. But I'm looking
00:08:31 And all we gotta do is get her out.
00:08:39 - Scissors.
00:08:40 - Here we go.
00:08:42 - Charcoal.
00:08:45 - Air freshener.
00:08:47 - Cork.
00:08:52 - Get 'em!
00:08:58 One more thing.
00:09:01 Stop. That's it.
00:09:03 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:09:08 Oh, my.
00:09:09 - Big jeepers.
00:09:13 What?
00:09:24 Meow.
00:09:25 - Whoa!
00:09:27 Gosh, she looks...
00:09:29 Wow.
00:09:37 All right, gang, this is it.
00:09:48 Not again. Dang it!
00:09:53 Curse you, plastic moldsman.
00:10:14 OK, Hammy.
00:10:17 Hammy!
00:10:33 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:10:36 No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:10:41 Hammy, I told you that cookie's junk!
00:10:43 But I like a cookie.
00:10:45 What's going on? Is everything OK?
00:10:55 Here we go!
00:10:56 Come on, Hammy, come on. Follow the
00:11:03 That's it, that's it.
00:11:04 There it is. Go get it.
00:11:13 That's it, that's it.
00:11:16 Go get it, you little nut!
00:11:19 Bingo! OK, step two.
00:11:22 I thought we'd be dead by step two,
00:11:28 OK, gorgeous, you're on.
00:11:33 Man, this better be one stupid cat.
00:11:36 Audio, go!
00:11:42 She's supposed to be a cat.
00:11:43 Put it on cat.
00:11:46 Who goes there?
00:11:48 You're a cat! You're a cat!
00:11:50 You're a cat!
00:11:53 I mean, I'm a cat.
00:11:55 - Meow.
00:11:57 Shoo. Go on, get away from here.
00:12:00 My owner does not give scraps
00:12:03 Common strays?
00:12:05 - Get the collar!
00:12:09 - Mind if I have a look?
00:12:11 I must not be so near
00:12:16 - Away with your filth!
00:12:20 - My filth?!
00:12:22 OK, that's it. I am sick and tired
00:12:26 and running away
00:12:29 Well, I got news for you.
00:12:30 I didn't get all primped and preened
00:12:34 tell me he's too good for me.
00:12:38 And you don't even
00:12:41 Stop! No one has ever
00:12:47 It is bold. I like it.
00:12:53 Well, believe me,
00:12:57 -...puffball.
00:13:00 You are strong.
00:13:03 - What...? What do you mean by that?
00:13:06 - My eyes.
00:13:10 Luminous? Dang.
00:13:13 You know, I think this
00:13:16 Did the little shoes and cars
00:13:20 - So you got a name?
00:13:23 It is a Persian name,
00:13:26 I was born Prince
00:13:30 That's a mouthful.
00:13:35 - This place is huge.
00:13:40 Animals are in the house.
00:13:52 Wow!
00:13:55 - Oh, my goodness.
00:13:58 - Yes! OK, stations, everybody.
00:14:02 - We got it.
00:14:03 No grip, no grip, no grip.
00:14:06 - Hammy! Less claw, more pad.
00:14:10 That hurt.
00:14:20 - Just a minute, I'll be right there.
00:14:23 It... That's just the sound
00:14:33 This way, this way!
00:14:40 OK, OK, we're good. Go back to work.
00:14:44 There ya go.
00:14:46 Here, catch!
00:14:53 Oh, boy.
00:14:56 Yes, I'm gonna make it.
00:14:58 My father, he had
00:15:02 He was so beautiful,
00:15:05 Fascinating.
00:15:06 ...inside, I have a multi-leveled
00:15:11 - Come, I show you.
00:15:13 I haven't told you about my life.
00:15:14 Good, good. Going great, going great.
00:15:18 What is that?
00:15:19 That is what gets the humans
00:15:25 Where'd she go?
00:15:27 Get down and stay down.
00:15:35 Move. Move.
00:15:56 Come on! We've gotta go
00:16:00 - No! Not without those Spuddies.
00:16:03 Lou, Penny, back to the TV.
00:16:06 - I'm on it, RJ.
00:16:09 The tingle, the tingle.
00:16:11 RJ! The wagon's full,
00:16:13 Vincent, this'll only take a second
00:16:15 - Vincent?
00:16:17 - Who's Vincent?
00:16:19 Simple slip of the bear. Tongue!
00:16:22 Just bear with me
00:16:27 There's no bear.
00:16:32 Lights fading. Limbs growing co...
00:16:37 Heather.
00:16:47 Oh, Heather!
00:16:50 There's a dead, white rat
00:16:57 I thought you were dead.
00:16:59 I learned from the best, Dad.
00:17:01 That's my girl.
00:17:03 Come to Papa.
00:17:05 We better hurry.
00:17:08 - What's going on, RJ?
00:17:09 Let's get out of here
00:17:12 - No, we don't.
00:17:14 - We have more than enough.
00:17:16 I've got this long to hand over that
00:17:20 If these Spuddies aren't on the menu,
00:17:24 What?
00:17:26 Let go!
00:17:31 Hey, whoa!
00:17:35 I'm sorry, I've gotta go.
00:17:37 Stella, Stella,
00:17:46 Stella!
00:17:47 Look, it's not you.
00:17:52 Skunk!
00:17:54 Yeah, that. Sorry you have to see this.
00:17:57 Fire in the hole!
00:18:04 - Oh, my...
00:18:07 No. This face was bred for beauty.
00:18:10 I cannot smell a thing.
00:18:12 You can't smell?
00:18:22 To the door! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:18:26 - Run!
00:18:31 Let's party.
00:18:34 Bunnies!
00:18:36 Flee, my love.
00:18:39 Run, that way. Outside!
00:18:42 Move, kids! Come on!
00:18:47 Buenos d¨ªas, reptile.
00:18:56 You've just been verminated.
00:19:00 You stink.
00:19:02 That's because you let them
00:19:06 - Those...
00:19:08 These little guys will be
00:19:11 No! Not humanely.
00:19:19 It was a pleasure
00:19:38 - What's he gonna do to us, Mama?
00:19:43 I don't wanna die, Dad. Not for real.
00:19:46 There, there, there, sweetheart.
00:19:54 You were right about him, Verne.
00:19:56 We shoulda listened. Sorry there.
00:19:59 No.
00:20:03 I knew we couldn't trust him,
00:20:07 I should've known better.
00:20:17 Wow!
00:20:19 Vincent?
00:20:20 So I was on my way
00:20:23 But I stopped to watch the show,
00:20:28 ...that, right there,
00:20:31 is a thing of beauty.
00:20:35 That is the most vicious, deceitful,
00:20:39 self-serving thing I've ever seen.
00:20:43 Classic RJ.
00:20:45 You take the food,
00:20:54 You keep this up,
00:20:58 Having everything you ever wanted.
00:21:01 But I already had that.
00:21:04 What, them? Who are you kidding?
00:21:07 You said it yourself,
00:21:11 Always will be.
00:21:13 It's how guys like you and me survive.
00:21:16 So a few saps got hurt in the process.
00:21:19 Tough. That's life.
00:21:25 Actually, I do.
00:21:31 And right now, they really need me.
00:21:35 So I really need this!
00:21:37 RJ!
00:21:46 What the...?
00:21:54 - There goes my back again.
00:22:02 You sorry sack of rat dung.
00:22:04 Whoa, Stella, this is a rescue.
00:22:07 I'm gonna gas you so hard
00:22:10 - Bear!
00:22:12 - Bear!
00:22:13 - Bear!
00:22:14 - Bear!
00:22:22 What?
00:22:27 - We're out of control!
00:22:29 - It's just like Auto-Homicide 3!
00:22:37 Verne, let me in!
00:22:42 - Please select destination.
00:22:47 Previous destination selected.
00:22:50 We got it!
00:22:55 - Hammy! Let me in!
00:22:59 Kids, lose that bear!
00:23:01 What weapons do we have?
00:23:03 - We've got a hammer.
00:23:07 You little...
00:23:11 Thank you. Yes, yes! Hey!
00:23:13 - Let me in, let me in!
00:23:16 Ozzie!
00:23:17 He's trying to help us. Just let him in.
00:23:19 - After what he did to us?
00:23:23 And he brought a bear.
00:23:28 - No fighting while we're driving.
00:23:33 He started it.
00:23:35 I'm telling you, he's trying to help us.
00:23:37 But, Verne, you're the one
00:23:41 But it's not tingling.
00:23:43 - Why didn't you say so?
00:23:47 Thank you, thank you.
00:23:51 - You're dead, RJ!
00:23:53 - And your friends are next.
00:23:58 Make an immediate left turn.
00:24:03 Bonus points!
00:24:14 Yeah!
00:24:19 RJ!
00:24:21 Yeah!
00:24:23 - Look out.
00:24:25 No, no, no, no!
00:24:47 You have arrived.
00:24:53 Everybody all right?
00:24:57 - Come on!
00:25:00 The old jazz dance injury.
00:25:02 - Come on, come on. Quillo!
00:25:11 - Did we make it?
00:25:12 - All right!
00:25:14 Penny? The kids here? Hammy?
00:25:16 Scary clown.
00:25:26 Look out!
00:25:33 A weed hacker, Verne. A weed hacker!
00:25:38 - Hey!
00:25:40 Show your little rat faces.
00:25:45 Stay in the woods where you belong.
00:25:47 Watch out!
00:25:53 You guys wanna party, do ya?
00:26:00 - Mom!
00:26:02 Penny, Lou, look out! Down!
00:26:07 That's it! Verne, get everybody
00:26:11 - Are you crazy? He'll kill you.
00:26:14 Take care of your family, Verne.
00:26:16 I intend to. The whole family.
00:26:18 - There's got to be something we can do.
00:26:23 Hammy!
00:26:31 Hey, Vincent. You were right.
00:26:33 With a Spuddie,
00:26:37 RJ!
00:26:40 Now, Hammy. Go, go, go!
00:26:43 OK...
00:27:22 I got the cookie.
00:28:05 - That's the...
00:28:09 Prepare for a lot of stinging.
00:28:12 Oh, no! No, no! No, no! No!
00:28:28 Ouch!
00:28:30 That stung like I knew it would!
00:28:44 - Yeah!
00:28:48 Good job, everybody. That's teamwork.
00:28:50 Come here, Hammy, come here.
00:28:53 Oh, thank you.
00:28:56 And, Verne,
00:28:59 Yeah. Glad it's working for ya.
00:29:02 Take it off, give it back.
00:29:04 Here we go, off to the
00:29:07 Now, you do realize
00:29:10 Officer, please. It was that Verminator.
00:29:12 He sold it to me.
00:29:15 Hey, hey, it was in your yard.
00:29:17 Your name's on the contract,
00:29:19 - No! It's not my fault! Let go of me!
00:29:22 I can't be arrested! I'm the president
00:29:26 Take her down!
00:29:27 She's getting away!
00:29:29 - We got a twitcher! Watch it! Ma'am!
00:29:34 - Stop that!
00:29:36 Somebody get a hold of her legs!
00:29:38 - Play?
00:29:40 No, no! No, no!
00:29:43 High five, Hammy!
00:29:45 - Yes!
00:29:47 We did it!
00:29:49 - Oh, yes!
00:29:52 - Stella!
00:29:53 Oh, Stella.
00:29:57 So this is the outdoor woods? I like it.
00:30:01 Come on, big boy.
00:30:05 You know, RJ, just for the record,
00:30:08 if you had told us that all
00:30:11 was to pay back an angry bear,
00:30:14 - Really?
00:30:18 They look out for each other.
00:30:20 - I've never had anything like that.
00:30:26 This is the gateway to the good life.
00:30:28 Wish you would've told me that sooner.
00:30:31 Well, that's bad communication.
00:30:34 So, what do you say?
00:30:42 Come here, come here.
00:30:48 Welcome to the family!
00:30:50 - Hey!
00:30:51 OK, OK.
00:30:53 What a first week of spring.
00:30:56 Wait a minute! That means
00:31:00 What are we gonna do for food?
00:31:03 Yes, Hammy.
00:31:05 I filled the log.
00:31:07 - Jeepers!
00:31:10 Look, look! I found my nuts!
00:33:33 That, my friends, is the object
00:33:37 - And they call it a TV.
00:33:40 Humans feel an inner need
00:33:43 That is super-duper.
00:33:44 They also feel a need
00:33:47 Watching TV fulfills both needs
00:33:49 Wow. Interesting.
00:33:51 Come on, kids. Family time there,
00:33:54 Buy a vowel. Buy a vowel!
00:33:58 - I can't find the remote.
00:34:01 - Has anybody seen the remote?
00:34:03 I could do a little TV.
00:34:05 Today's the day we find out
00:34:08 or if Saxon is really an alien.
00:34:09 Like Khan in Star Trek ll!
00:34:11 The Genesis Project
00:34:13 but Khan had his plan
00:34:15 - Well, that was specific.
00:34:19 - Gummi Worm, anybody?
00:34:22 Bucky, pass this to Lou.
00:34:24 - Taste this.
00:34:26 - This is the perfect food.
00:34:28 Might as well be eating dirt.
00:34:30 I've had dirt. I don't like dirt.
00:34:33 The show is starting.
00:38:28 Hang on a minute.
00:38:30 I can't wait. I can't wait.
00:38:37 Yes! Here we go.
00:38:42 - Kind of anticlimactic.