Pacifier The
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Atten-hut! |
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Here's our man. |
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He's been kidnapped |
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I know we've been up for 72 |
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Nothing else. |
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The enemy has a boat, |
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I'll take you guys in |
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Then you'll dive from there. |
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Once we hit our target, |
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Red One, Red Two, |
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I'll handle the chopper, |
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Red Three, you radio in |
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- Do you copy? |
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- Do you copy? |
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We are SEALS. |
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Ah! |
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Red Two, handle the boat. |
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I'll take care of the bozos |
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Ah! |
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Oh! |
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Gotcha. |
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Lieutenant Shane Wolfe, |
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Where is the briefcase? |
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It's right behind you. |
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- I never thought I'd see my family... |
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We're gonna do it my way. |
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Yeah, I'm with you. Absolutely. |
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Lieutenant, thank you so much |
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If I had died back there, |
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Just a joke. |
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Do you mind if I call my wife |
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I have strict orders |
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We gotta keep moving. |
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Lieutenant, I am safe. |
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- All right, make it quick. |
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Zoe, Seth, Lulu, Peter, Tyler. |
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It's voice activated. |
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Hey. |
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These are my kids. |
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You'd like 'em. |
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I doubt it. Hurry up. |
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Hey! We're almost ready. |
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Give us another sec. |
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Professor! |
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The doctor says you've |
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I should've been |
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Look, I know heads |
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Hey, you took a bullet. |
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Yeah, but I want you to know |
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for what happened |
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Plummer was the best |
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the Department of Defense |
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He was working on a program to scramble |
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Guided High-altitude |
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One pulse from a GHOST satellite |
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and a country can't launch |
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That's why the Serbians |
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They must have thought that |
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GHOST is still out there. |
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Which is why I'm sending you |
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I know you've never lost anybody |
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I was with your father |
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With all due respect, |
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I'd appreciate it if we kept |
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All I'm saying is that it |
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And you're the best. |
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I need someone I can trust on this |
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- and I know I can trust you. |
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I'll put a team together. |
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No. It's not |
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This is at the top of the Pentagon's |
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Two days ago, |
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It seems that the professor's widow |
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Whoever killed her husband |
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must think that GHOST |
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Now, maybe it is, maybe it isn't. |
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A safety deposit box has been discovered |
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I've been assigned to escort Mrs. |
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We're hoping it's the GHOST program. |
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In the meantime, someone |
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That's where you come in. |
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While there, you'll be looking |
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Ah! |
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You must be Lieutenant Wolfe! |
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Come on in. |
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Come on. |
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Kids! Get your butts |
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Okay, you've already met Lulu. |
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Kids, this is Lieutenant Wolfe. |
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He's gonna stay with you |
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- Hi. |
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Oh! This is Helga and Tyler. |
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Ma'am. Baby. |
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- That's a pretty dress. |
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I have date |
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I want to look nice. |
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Ah! |
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You have a pleasant family. |
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Well, for the younger ones, |
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I think it hasn't really |
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It's been hardest |
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But they don't really |
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Well, it must be hard |
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Howard wasn't around much. |
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His work took him |
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He'd be gone six, |
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Yeah, I can understand |
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Anyway, about a week ago, |
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someone broke into the house. |
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I didn't tell the kids 'cause |
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Mrs. Plummer, I've dealt with... |
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Ow! Oh, my God! |
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I'm sorry. That's Gary. |
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Gary, down! |
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He bit me. |
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Yeah, well, |
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- Mrs. Plummer? |
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I'm gonna go outside |
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Out, out. |
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I'm gonna miss you. |
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I'm gonna miss you too. |
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I'll be back in 48 hours, okay? |
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Bye, pumpkin. |
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Oh, and kids? Remember, |
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whatever Lieutenant Wolfe |
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Mom, chill. |
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I'm sorry. |
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You're going away for a few days. |
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Yeah, I know. |
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I got it. |
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Okay. Here you go, Helga. |
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- I take baby. |
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It's okay. |
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You remember |
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Don't worry, Mrs. Plummer, |
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Your little angels will be fine, |
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Go. |
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- Bye-bye. |
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Have some fun. |
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Bye-bye. |
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Tell me, |
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No, ma'am. |
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Too bad. |
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Ah! |
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Prepare to be annihilated. |
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Please! |
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Oh, my God! Shut up! |
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Prepare to be annihilated. |
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Hey! |
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- Where's the baby? |
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No! |
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Shut up! No, she didn't. |
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Shut up! Shut your mouth! |
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Oh, my God. Tell me! |
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Is there anyone here |
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the meaning of the word |
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Hey, Flipper. You don't like it? |
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Thank you, Peter. |
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Yes! |
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- Ow! |
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Ah! |
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What's your problem? |
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Oh, my God! |
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What are you doing, you spaz? |
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So you're the one breaking in! |
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- Go back inside! |
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We speak English, buddy. |
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Look, about the sirens |
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We own a bakery, so we're up |
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Sorry. |
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Oh, and we found this |
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Keep that zoo reined in, |
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Yo, fool, handle me like that again |
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Okay! Enough is enough! |
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- Come on. |
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Get back here. |
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I meant push-ups! |
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- Zoe? |
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- This is not the Army or Navy! |
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Real nice move, Lt. Smooth. |
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He'll probably never speak to me! |
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- Then I did you a favor. |
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Personal bubble invasion. |
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Your mother was worried sick |
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You should call here and tell her. |
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I'm sure you'll take care of that |
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Stay out of my life! |
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Wait! You can't do this! |
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I have plans! |
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Not anymore. |
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- You too. Lights out. |
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Boy, this family's in |
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What are you doing? |
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You're burning daylight! Move! |
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It's Sunday. |
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And it's 6am! |
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Listen up! |
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Your behavior is unacceptable. |
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In order to maintain |
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we need to maintain |
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One more little bite? |
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We going to be strong mine |
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Excuse me. |
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Excuse me! |
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Now, I've only got one rule. |
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Everything is done my way. |
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- Do you copy? |
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What? I said, "Do you copy?" |
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- Do not copy me. |
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Hey, I mean it. |
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Uh... |
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Peter farted. |
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- Oh, that is so gross. |
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Everybody up. |
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Tracking devices, |
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The panic button |
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Touch that, |
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Or you're dead. |
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I would rather chew off my arm |
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Just because my mom is paranoid doesn't |
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Let me explain how |
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I tell you what to do |
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End of chain. |
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I'm not gonna have time |
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You'll be Red Leader. |
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Where's the older male? |
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He walks like Dracula |
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with footsteps |
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He's in his room. |
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Red Two! |
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Red Two, open up! |
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Red Two! |
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What have you done? |
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What? I thought... |
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Is this what you're |
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A "shock and awe" on my door? |
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I can fix that |
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- It's real easy to fix. |
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It's broken in half! |
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If you'd been wearing this, |
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What are you talking about? |
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You know I would never |
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...but he has got to go. |
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Somebody help me, please! |
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Help me, somebody! |
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- Stop it, Peter! This is nuts! |
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Hey, good soldiers |
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I'm not scared. I'm annoyed. |
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Ever since he heard Daddy say |
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he puts on that blanket and chases me |
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Peter, have you seen this ghost? |
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All right, here he comes. |
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Hey! You leave towel |
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I pick up after kids, |
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And light a match next time. |
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Oh! |
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Good news. |
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Your background checks |
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and we are free |
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- Oh. |
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Just as soon as you |
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Passwords? |
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It was your husband's wish |
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that the person who collects the box |
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must provide us |
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Great. |
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- Is it "The GHOST?" |
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Mmm... No. |
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These brats! Sugi pula! |
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I had it! |
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- Remain calm. |
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I quit! |
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Let's not be hasty about this. |
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Hello? Hello? |
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- Don't even think about it! |
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It's Julie Plummer. |
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- Who's this? |
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- What's that? |
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Ah! |
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- Oh, Mrs. Plummer. |
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- What was that noise? |
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You'll be happy to know that I found |
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- Great. Who was it? |
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Teenager? I wanted to tell you |
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You'll be a few more days? |
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- Yes, is that a problem? |
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No, I'm fine. |
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Your what? |
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- Duty. |
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Things are great, |
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Yeah, you just do |
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- Well, tell the kids I said... |
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Just hang... |
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Just... just try to relax. |
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Ah! |
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Ah! She bit me! |
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Red Leader! |
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I command you to come back here! |
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You can't leave a man behind! |
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Red Leader! |
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Red Leader! |
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I don't even know |
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Don't worry! |
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If she loves you, |
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Okay, everybody, listen up. |
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Your mother's not coming home |
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- When is she coming back? |
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For now, |
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That's what we've been doing? |
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- Tomorrow's a school day. |
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I need a release for Driver's Ed. |
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I've got Fireflies. |
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I have to go to the mall. |
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I have to stop her |
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Whoa, okay, Halt. Halt! |
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We'll take this hill |
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Only then can we rise |
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Okay, |
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Guys? |
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Ah! |
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God! Red Baby! |
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Alrighty. We'll try this. |
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Yes. Whoa. |
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Ooh. Soak that up a bit. |
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Hi. Zoe says you look |
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I think you're cute. |
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Thank you. |
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- Do you do kung fu? |
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Did you ever punch someone |
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No. |
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Why are your boobs so big? |
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They're not boobs. |
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Do you have to wear a bra? |
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Will my boobs |
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You know, little girl, |
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I think it's time you went |
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Do I look like I'm five to you? |
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What did I say? |
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Disrespectful. And to think |
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Okay, troops! Breakfast! |
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What are you waiting for? |
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Feel free to mix and match. |
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Stay away from the cheese. |
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Don't worry about running out. |
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I've survived months |
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Okay, like, I'm really gonna eat |
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I can cross my eyes. |
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No. |
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Tyler hates it when I do that. |
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I know how he feels. |
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What's he...? Red Four! |
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Plummer residence. |
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Yes, I know it's Monday today. |
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No, Mrs. Plummer's away. |
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Yes, we'll be right there. |
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Who was that? |
00:26:07 |
Your vice principal. |
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He said that if you and Seth |
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you're both suspended. |
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He wants to see you |
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What is it? |
00:26:54 |
- It's a minivan. |
00:26:57 |
Now, |
00:27:00 |
- How do we...? |
00:27:02 |
If you don't hurry up, |
00:27:05 |
Not on my watch. |
00:27:12 |
- Hold that. |
00:27:17 |
You'll be suspended for sure. |
00:27:20 |
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! |
00:27:23 |
Who drives like this? |
00:27:35 |
What are you doing? |
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Got 'em here. |
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My fault. |
00:27:45 |
Yeah, I always said these kids |
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I guess, uh, Mrs. Plummer |
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Wow, you got a real, uh, |
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You ever, uh, do any time? |
00:28:02 |
Sasquatch. |
00:28:04 |
- You got something to say, boy? |
00:28:07 |
No? Good. |
00:28:09 |
Wow, it looks like you |
00:28:12 |
coming out of your shoulders. |
00:28:13 |
- You hit the gym a lot, do you? |
00:28:16 |
- Woolly Mammoth. |
00:28:19 |
You just bought yourself |
00:28:23 |
With the Murninator! |
00:28:25 |
Excuse me. |
00:28:28 |
I'm watching the kids |
00:28:32 |
Oh, babysitter, huh? |
00:28:34 |
Well, good. |
00:28:37 |
I'm Murney. |
00:28:40 |
My friends call me |
00:28:43 |
I'm the VP here. |
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I'm in charge of discipline, |
00:28:48 |
from top to bottom, |
00:28:52 |
You're in my house now, |
00:28:54 |
- You're the vice principal. |
00:28:58 |
See the Creeper over there? |
00:29:00 |
He has played hooky from every |
00:29:03 |
And her, she has missed |
00:29:08 |
Out of 23! |
00:29:10 |
These are the worst students |
00:29:13 |
- I'm ashamed... |
00:29:17 |
Good morning, kids. |
00:29:20 |
Mr. Murney, |
00:29:23 |
- I'll take it from here. |
00:29:26 |
I was just informing |
00:29:28 |
about some of the duties |
00:29:30 |
Speaking of which, how's it |
00:29:33 |
into the baloney slices |
00:29:36 |
- Taking some interesting turns. |
00:29:39 |
Right. I'll be on the roof. |
00:29:42 |
Bye, now. |
00:29:45 |
All right, it's time |
00:29:47 |
I'll cut you some slack seeing as |
00:29:51 |
Okay. |
00:29:54 |
- Can I get you some coffee? |
00:29:59 |
So, what's with this Murninator? |
00:30:02 |
He's big, he's hairy, |
00:30:04 |
but he's harmless |
00:30:07 |
So, you're the bodyguard? |
00:30:09 |
Mrs. Plummer thought the kids... |
00:30:11 |
She briefed me on everything |
00:30:15 |
aren't fully aware of the situation |
00:30:17 |
and that's the way she wants it. |
00:30:21 |
She also told me |
00:30:24 |
- Yes, I am. |
00:30:27 |
- Claire Fletcher at your service. |
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Four years at Naval Base |
00:30:33 |
- Honor, courage. |
00:30:36 |
It's the way I run this school. |
00:30:38 |
I like that. |
00:30:43 |
So, permission to stick around |
00:30:47 |
Permission granted. |
00:30:59 |
We don't need no music |
00:31:02 |
All we need is Mustangs |
00:31:06 |
We said jammin' in the stands |
00:31:08 |
J- A-M-M-I-N |
00:31:12 |
What? J-A-M-M-I-N |
00:31:16 |
Go, Mustangs! Whoo! |
00:31:19 |
"Black belt. |
00:31:22 |
Clean as a whistle. |
00:31:26 |
- Yeah, you little punk! |
00:31:33 |
Hey! |
00:31:35 |
- Enough. |
00:31:38 |
Let's break it up, guys. |
00:31:41 |
Relax, Popeye. |
00:31:44 |
It's kinda good for the Creeper. |
00:31:48 |
- Learn to defend himself. |
00:31:52 |
Well, the odds are never pretty. |
00:31:54 |
But look at it as, like, |
00:31:56 |
The naked streets of Bethesda |
00:31:58 |
can be so dark and dangerous. |
00:32:00 |
- Right, Creeper? |
00:32:04 |
You're pretty quick there, frogman. |
00:32:06 |
I, myself, |
00:32:09 |
That's why they wanted me |
00:32:12 |
Ooh-ah! |
00:32:14 |
Sensei. |
00:32:16 |
You know what that's called, homeboy? |
00:32:19 |
Total control. |
00:32:21 |
You all right? Hmm? |
00:32:23 |
Maybe sometime you can pop by |
00:32:26 |
and, uh, we'll show the boys |
00:32:28 |
What do you think? |
00:32:30 |
- I'm on duty. |
00:32:33 |
Oh, that's right, |
00:32:35 |
So it's kinda like "doo-doo" duty. |
00:32:40 |
Don't worry about it. |
00:32:42 |
We'll do it on a day when you're |
00:32:48 |
And I'll see you in class. |
00:32:52 |
At ease. |
00:32:56 |
That guy don't have his head on right. |
00:32:58 |
I was fine! |
00:33:06 |
Okay, okay. |
00:33:08 |
- Aw. Hey, rough day? |
00:33:13 |
Yeah? Did you try changing him? |
00:33:15 |
- Would you help me? |
00:33:18 |
Just the thought of... |
00:33:26 |
- Emergency. |
00:33:30 |
Hi. |
00:33:32 |
What's up with him? |
00:34:07 |
Where are you going? |
00:34:19 |
Hey! |
00:35:15 |
Ha-ha. |
00:35:19 |
I should go, okay? |
00:35:20 |
Call me, you guys, |
00:35:22 |
My number's on the fridge. |
00:35:25 |
Are you okay? |
00:35:27 |
Oh... Wow. |
00:35:33 |
Is there anything I can do? |
00:35:35 |
- I'm okay. |
00:35:36 |
- Can I get you anything? |
00:35:39 |
I mean, they're just kids, |
00:35:43 |
Call me if you need anything. |
00:35:45 |
After you shower. |
00:35:48 |
I'll see you guys. |
00:35:54 |
Very funny. |
00:36:23 |
Guys, be quiet. |
00:36:28 |
Lulu, can I see you |
00:36:34 |
Who are those people? |
00:36:37 |
My troop. Monday, Wednesday |
00:36:41 |
- Get rid of 'em. |
00:36:43 |
Parents go out on troop nights. |
00:36:46 |
Mom's our den mother! |
00:36:47 |
You better tell your little |
00:36:57 |
- Today we're supposed to sell cookies. |
00:37:01 |
We have to. If we don't |
00:37:04 |
we can't go |
00:37:12 |
They're waving at me. |
00:37:14 |
All right, ladies! |
00:37:19 |
Tonight I'm your den mother. |
00:37:22 |
That means if you want |
00:37:24 |
you do exactly as I say! |
00:37:26 |
Do we understand each other? |
00:37:29 |
Den mother, |
00:37:32 |
Good. |
00:37:33 |
Now, let's move out! |
00:37:47 |
- I call the front! |
00:37:48 |
Fine, I'll get the back. |
00:37:50 |
Yeah, he's kind |
00:37:53 |
- How's Helga? |
00:37:55 |
- When are you getting home? |
00:37:58 |
Look, Mom, I'd love to stay and chat |
00:38:22 |
Oh, no! |
00:38:31 |
Hey, Skeever, what glows |
00:38:35 |
Fireflies! |
00:38:44 |
Please. Leave us alone. |
00:38:47 |
This is troop 16 territory. |
00:38:48 |
How are we supposed |
00:38:51 |
if this place reeks |
00:38:54 |
Hey! Hey! |
00:38:56 |
Boo! |
00:39:00 |
Get outta here! |
00:39:02 |
- These cookies taste disgusting. |
00:39:05 |
- We really scared these guys. |
00:39:20 |
Lulu, what happened? |
00:39:22 |
Those boys over there |
00:39:24 |
Broke your cookies. |
00:39:26 |
- Mm-hm. |
00:39:29 |
Forget those boys. I am here |
00:39:34 |
Understand? |
00:39:36 |
Good, now get in the car. |
00:39:39 |
Wait. You can't take us home yet. |
00:39:44 |
Where do you usually go? |
00:39:46 |
Welcome to Woody Woodchuck's! |
00:39:56 |
Let go! |
00:40:02 |
And they say war is hell. |
00:40:24 |
Ah! I figured you'd |
00:40:26 |
Lulu, watch your brother. |
00:40:29 |
- I've never left a man behind. |
00:40:32 |
Once we found a kid in the ball pool |
00:40:35 |
Whoa! Whoa! |
00:40:37 |
Not cool! Uh, there is no |
00:40:52 |
Should we send |
00:41:01 |
We're good. |
00:41:13 |
Holy baloney. |
00:41:15 |
Ooh! Someone's gonna get busted! |
00:41:19 |
- Who are these people? |
00:41:22 |
- We need to talk. |
00:41:33 |
Beat it. |
00:41:38 |
Party's over! |
00:41:40 |
Oh, my God, it's here. |
00:41:41 |
You're all gonna clean |
00:41:45 |
No highway option. |
00:41:48 |
- I'm outta here! |
00:41:50 |
Move! Later! |
00:42:00 |
Oh, no, you don't. |
00:42:10 |
This is my favorite shirt. |
00:42:27 |
Thank you. |
00:42:56 |
Come on, Seth! You've |
00:43:01 |
Thanks a lot, Lt. Loser! Now |
00:43:04 |
I don't know what |
00:43:07 |
You call those people |
00:43:10 |
They have no respect for you. |
00:43:13 |
You have no respect |
00:43:16 |
I do, too, respect myself! |
00:43:18 |
Company downstairs. |
00:43:21 |
You're not my dad. |
00:43:23 |
In case you |
00:43:25 |
this family is going through |
00:43:28 |
and you're just making |
00:43:31 |
You have no feelings. |
00:43:33 |
We hate you |
00:43:37 |
So why don't you |
00:43:39 |
Don't worry. When your |
00:43:44 |
- Now what? |
00:43:50 |
Run! Take the babies! |
00:44:15 |
Shane! Come over here! |
00:44:18 |
Lulu! |
00:44:20 |
- Get inside. Come on. |
00:45:24 |
Don't move. |
00:45:31 |
Ahhhh! |
00:45:43 |
Kids, it's safe! |
00:45:46 |
- Who was that? What'd they want? |
00:45:49 |
- Don't leave us! |
00:45:52 |
They were after the program |
00:45:58 |
They were after this. |
00:46:02 |
All right, all right, come on, |
00:46:11 |
- 9- 2-6, 3-1-0-4-3. |
00:46:14 |
3- 1-0-4-3. |
00:46:15 |
They want our |
00:46:17 |
Haven't they heard |
00:46:19 |
- Tell her Rita Miller. |
00:46:22 |
So there really are people |
00:46:25 |
Yes, there are, Zoe. |
00:46:28 |
I think we're gonna need |
00:46:31 |
From now on, |
00:46:35 |
...and I'll listen to you too. |
00:46:37 |
Deal? |
00:46:41 |
- Relax. Relax. |
00:46:43 |
- If you just relax... |
00:46:46 |
You've got to relax! |
00:46:49 |
Okay. I'm not |
00:46:51 |
- Oh, my God! There's a bee! |
00:46:54 |
- There's a bee! |
00:46:58 |
Okay, so she wrecked the car. |
00:47:01 |
They were parallel parking. |
00:47:05 |
But it's not about her. |
00:47:08 |
Has he been |
00:00:02 |
All right. Seth! |
00:00:06 |
Okay, take off the hat. |
00:00:08 |
Go ahead. |
00:00:13 |
Look at that. |
00:00:15 |
I was doing a little recon in |
00:00:21 |
Okay? |
00:00:22 |
If it was a girlie |
00:00:27 |
Boys will be boys. |
00:00:31 |
All right. He dyed his hair. |
00:00:33 |
This is not normal. |
00:00:37 |
Why don't you get back to class? |
00:00:39 |
Mr. Murney, would you |
00:00:47 |
Look, I'm sure this |
00:00:49 |
We've tried to get Seth and Zoe to talk |
00:00:53 |
Maybe you can get through to them? |
00:00:56 |
I'll talk to them |
00:00:59 |
Thanks. |
00:01:03 |
Seth, I don't understand |
00:01:07 |
Why would you join wrestling |
00:01:10 |
Because my father |
00:01:12 |
Look, I know you're |
00:01:15 |
I can take care of myself. |
00:01:38 |
Refrigerator magnet. |
00:01:42 |
Smart kid. |
00:01:45 |
Red One! |
00:01:48 |
You're in charge. Anyone gets within |
00:01:52 |
Keep all doors sealed, do |
00:01:56 |
and don't let Lulu |
00:02:29 |
- Everything's ready? |
00:02:37 |
Come on. |
00:02:54 |
All right. All my Nazis |
00:02:58 |
I want all of you |
00:03:02 |
Okay, let's start |
00:03:50 |
We open in a week, people. |
00:03:54 |
Mother Abbess just quit |
00:03:57 |
And every step-ball change would |
00:04:02 |
just so he could have |
00:04:04 |
- I'm really sorry. I'll get it right. |
00:04:09 |
You and your mother |
00:04:13 |
And I know this |
00:04:16 |
I directed Show Boat |
00:04:19 |
It wasn't union, |
00:04:29 |
Obviously, I quit! |
00:04:31 |
Exeunt stage right! |
00:04:38 |
Seriously, Seth, if you drop me |
00:04:42 |
- Hi. |
00:04:44 |
I'm fine. |
00:04:47 |
Come on. |
00:04:49 |
I'm not gonna quit! |
00:04:51 |
- I don't expect you to understand... |
00:04:55 |
I may not understand a whole |
00:04:59 |
but I definitely |
00:05:02 |
And from what I see, |
00:05:05 |
A little discipline, |
00:05:08 |
- But what about Murney? |
00:05:12 |
So, The Sound of Music? |
00:05:14 |
- I saw it when I was a kid. |
00:05:17 |
The idea of a nun ditching her |
00:05:22 |
Nothing wrong with that. |
00:05:25 |
Do you think girls |
00:05:28 |
They probably already do, Seth. |
00:05:31 |
But you'll kill 'em later. |
00:05:35 |
Come here. |
00:05:37 |
Forget about everyone else |
00:05:41 |
Is performing |
00:05:44 |
Yeah, |
00:05:49 |
All right, fall in. |
00:05:52 |
Company. Center stage. |
00:05:57 |
Company! Center stage! |
00:06:00 |
Who is this guy? |
00:06:03 |
Now, do you or do you not have |
00:06:08 |
- We don't have a director. |
00:06:12 |
all around the world. |
00:06:15 |
I've directed numerous |
00:06:18 |
from countries whose names |
00:06:23 |
I've choreographed |
00:06:28 |
and stealth air attacks! |
00:06:30 |
Do you think I have |
00:06:35 |
...to direct this production? |
00:06:38 |
Yes. |
00:06:40 |
- Yes, what? |
00:06:43 |
Once upon a time, |
00:06:46 |
...of elves. |
00:06:48 |
And one day the little elf family |
00:06:53 |
went into the magic forest |
00:06:57 |
to find a secret... |
00:07:00 |
...gnome... |
00:07:02 |
...facility, |
00:07:03 |
where the gnomes were |
00:07:09 |
So three elves laid down heavy |
00:07:15 |
while the others maneuvered |
00:07:21 |
finishing off anything left alive. |
00:07:28 |
And not one of those elves |
00:07:33 |
We got 'em all. |
00:07:39 |
Even the teeniest... |
00:07:42 |
...littlest elf of all... |
00:07:46 |
...Rodriguez. |
00:07:48 |
You're gonna have to do |
00:07:52 |
Oh, come on... |
00:07:55 |
I don't know how to do |
00:07:57 |
I'll write it down for you. |
00:07:59 |
Close your eyes. Go to sleep. |
00:08:03 |
You gotta do the dance. |
00:08:05 |
Like Dad used to do. |
00:08:10 |
You have to do the dance |
00:08:13 |
Come on. |
00:08:31 |
- Lulu. |
00:08:34 |
Seth. |
00:08:36 |
Zoe. Uh! |
00:08:38 |
Today you drive. |
00:08:40 |
But I can't even |
00:08:43 |
Exactly. |
00:08:49 |
We're all gonna die. |
00:08:52 |
Have you ever given |
00:08:55 |
In a minivan? No. |
00:08:56 |
Think of it like |
00:08:59 |
Especially when Zoe's driving. |
00:09:06 |
- Zoe Plummer! |
00:09:09 |
- What are...? Slow down! |
00:09:18 |
Whoa! Whoa! |
00:09:21 |
- Whoa! |
00:09:27 |
Land! Solid land! |
00:09:30 |
- I think it went well. |
00:09:36 |
Hey, hey, hey. No fighting. |
00:09:38 |
- Play nicely. |
00:09:40 |
- Hi. |
00:09:43 |
I have noticed an improvement in the |
00:09:47 |
Yeah, you know, |
00:09:50 |
Peter, careful! |
00:09:53 |
Someone needs to take the time |
00:09:55 |
- You're getting a little attached. |
00:10:01 |
But it's like you said. |
00:10:04 |
Well, keep up the good work. |
00:10:09 |
Oh! |
00:10:12 |
You look very nice today. |
00:10:15 |
Oh. Thanks. |
00:10:19 |
I don't think you understand. |
00:10:23 |
Is that clear? |
00:10:25 |
I caught the kid dancing to no music. |
00:10:29 |
Somebody's gotta give this punk |
00:10:32 |
Seth? |
00:10:35 |
Well, you got something |
00:10:40 |
Yeah. Yeah, I do, Murney. |
00:10:42 |
- I quit. |
00:10:44 |
You know why you quit? |
00:10:47 |
And everybody knows |
00:10:50 |
...quit. |
00:10:55 |
What are you scared of, Prancer? |
00:10:57 |
- I'm not scared. I want to act. |
00:11:01 |
- I'm in The Sound of Music. |
00:11:04 |
You're giving up wrestling |
00:11:07 |
That happens when there |
00:11:10 |
There is a man |
00:11:14 |
Well, |
00:11:22 |
You think you're tough, boy, |
00:11:25 |
Wanna shave the tiger? |
00:11:28 |
- You want it tough? |
00:11:31 |
- What are you talking about? |
00:11:35 |
Where? When? |
00:11:39 |
- After school. |
00:11:42 |
- Today? |
00:11:46 |
Okay? |
00:11:48 |
Remember. You mess with |
00:12:02 |
Out of my way! |
00:12:05 |
- How did that feel? |
00:12:12 |
Murney is getting |
00:12:24 |
Oh, that is so gross. |
00:12:27 |
Come on! Come on! |
00:12:30 |
What? That's it! |
00:12:34 |
Someone's gonna get hurt today |
00:12:44 |
You're about to enter |
00:12:49 |
What do you say we go over |
00:12:55 |
Oooh! |
00:12:57 |
Rule number one. |
00:12:59 |
Never be too eager |
00:13:03 |
Wanna play prison rules, frogman? |
00:13:08 |
I'll be your daddy. |
00:13:14 |
Ah! |
00:13:17 |
All right. |
00:13:20 |
Oh, God! |
00:13:22 |
From this position, |
00:13:25 |
- to manipulate your opponent. |
00:13:30 |
And thus we have |
00:13:34 |
The chicken wing. |
00:13:36 |
The arm bar. |
00:13:39 |
The crow bar. |
00:13:42 |
- Ahhhh! |
00:13:56 |
Any questions? |
00:13:58 |
Anything you |
00:14:01 |
Ah. The nipple crippler. |
00:14:03 |
This is a useless, not to mention, |
00:14:07 |
that ultimately is a sure sign |
00:14:16 |
And finally... |
00:14:23 |
Pinned! |
00:14:26 |
That was awesome! |
00:14:31 |
- Are you okay, Murney? |
00:14:36 |
Can I get a little help, please? |
00:14:58 |
Go! |
00:15:05 |
Sorry! |
00:15:10 |
I didn't get that cone! |
00:15:23 |
Crawl! |
00:15:40 |
See? But he usually |
00:16:09 |
Excellent! |
00:16:24 |
Okay. |
00:17:23 |
- Again. |
00:17:25 |
You're going to sleep. |
00:17:29 |
Good night, Daddy. |
00:17:39 |
Good night, little fella. |
00:17:44 |
Good night. |
00:17:55 |
Hey, Skeever, what do you put in a jar |
00:17:59 |
Fireflies? |
00:18:04 |
Go away |
00:18:19 |
Hiya! |
00:18:25 |
Don't even think about it. |
00:18:47 |
Cookie! |
00:18:49 |
Eat it, you jerk! |
00:18:52 |
Go get 'em! |
00:18:56 |
Customer service. |
00:19:07 |
From now on, you do things our way! |
00:19:09 |
No highway option! |
00:19:11 |
Ah! |
00:19:31 |
- Gary the duck? |
00:19:34 |
We've been |
00:19:36 |
This is a matter of national security. |
00:19:38 |
Well, I am sorry, sir, but none |
00:19:48 |
Howard. I'm so stupid. |
00:19:53 |
Is it "my angel"? |
00:19:57 |
Yes, it is indeed. |
00:20:04 |
Well, I'll leave you to your business. |
00:20:13 |
Please, Howard, |
00:20:37 |
Zoe, a rookie sniper |
00:20:41 |
- Good. |
00:20:44 |
All right, |
00:20:47 |
No, it's not. |
00:20:50 |
You were right about him. |
00:20:56 |
- So, what's wrong? |
00:21:00 |
Nothing. Okay. |
00:21:12 |
You know, when I was little, |
00:21:17 |
My dad was a spec ops soldier like me. |
00:21:22 |
When I was eight, he shipped |
00:21:34 |
I guess he liked being a soldier |
00:21:39 |
One day, I get a letter. |
00:21:42 |
No more dad. |
00:21:46 |
That's terrible. |
00:21:50 |
For a long time I thought if I talked |
00:21:54 |
Like I was supposed to be brave |
00:22:01 |
Yeah. |
00:22:07 |
It's okay to talk |
00:22:12 |
I do miss him so much. |
00:22:19 |
I don't know, I just... |
00:22:22 |
I wanna be strong for Lulu |
00:22:25 |
and Seth and my mom. |
00:22:28 |
That's such |
00:22:33 |
I know. |
00:22:38 |
I miss him so much. |
00:22:41 |
It's okay to miss your dad. |
00:22:48 |
I'll get it. |
00:22:51 |
- Really? |
00:22:55 |
Seth! Seth! Guess what? |
00:22:59 |
- When? |
00:23:02 |
- When did you talk? |
00:23:04 |
Here, buddy, |
00:23:07 |
Mom's coming home! |
00:23:08 |
She is? |
00:23:10 |
She's coming back. |
00:23:14 |
Peter, |
00:23:16 |
- When's she gonna be here? |
00:23:22 |
We should dress up nice. |
00:23:25 |
- We'll clean up the entire house. |
00:23:29 |
- We should make a banner too. |
00:23:51 |
What's wrong, Gary? |
00:23:56 |
Hang on, hang on. |
00:24:00 |
Okay, now just stay still. |
00:24:24 |
Hi. Come on in. |
00:24:28 |
- Are you ready? |
00:24:36 |
- Yes? |
00:24:38 |
I have excellent news. |
00:24:41 |
- Do you have it? |
00:24:43 |
It needs some sort of two-pronged key. |
00:24:48 |
Great. Good work. |
00:24:50 |
Don't do anything further. |
00:24:53 |
Yes, sir. |
00:24:58 |
Ready? |
00:25:00 |
The good news is, |
00:25:03 |
whoever's been bothering you |
00:25:06 |
- Really? |
00:25:08 |
What's wrong? Your mother's |
00:25:12 |
But, Shane, doesn't that |
00:25:16 |
You should get ready. |
00:25:37 |
I had a fight with Zoe before I left, |
00:26:28 |
Welcome home, Mom. |
00:26:32 |
Hi! I missed you! |
00:26:36 |
Guy! |
00:26:44 |
Shane, I am so proud of you. |
00:26:48 |
I am going to give you |
00:26:51 |
Anywhere you want to go, |
00:26:55 |
Well, I appreciate that. |
00:26:58 |
But I'll have to think about it. |
00:27:02 |
You're gonna think about it? |
00:27:04 |
Well, the military's |
00:27:07 |
- I have no regrets. |
00:27:10 |
It's just that being |
00:27:12 |
- I've never had a... |
00:27:18 |
The Chuns? |
00:27:21 |
You gotta be kidding. |
00:27:24 |
Give us the key. |
00:27:26 |
- Put your hands up! |
00:27:31 |
Here. |
00:27:33 |
Now! |
00:27:41 |
You promised us GHOST |
00:27:43 |
Well, I'm sorry. |
00:27:46 |
Shane! |
00:27:48 |
Stop talking. |
00:27:50 |
Shane's not gonna be |
00:27:53 |
I trusted you. |
00:27:57 |
You've betrayed us |
00:28:02 |
Guess what? |
00:28:05 |
Chun, watch them. |
00:28:09 |
You two, come with me. |
00:28:50 |
Did you bring the |
00:28:53 |
No, but I've |
00:29:05 |
I just had my eyebrows done. |
00:29:30 |
Quiet! |
00:29:37 |
I said "Quiet," |
00:29:43 |
Now, Peter! |
00:29:44 |
Ah! |
00:29:53 |
Hiya! |
00:29:54 |
Well, that's cute! |
00:30:20 |
That stuff doesn't hurt! |
00:30:27 |
Shane! You can't do this! |
00:30:30 |
Hold on, I got it. |
00:30:33 |
Shane! |
00:30:34 |
- Where's Mom? |
00:30:37 |
I'll find her. |
00:30:39 |
Hurry! |
00:30:41 |
Are you sure |
00:30:43 |
Yes, Lulu. Go, get help. |
00:30:51 |
Hold on! |
00:30:54 |
They're headed for the car! |
00:30:56 |
- Zoe, call 911. |
00:30:59 |
- Great. The only time you don't. |
00:31:14 |
Oh, my God! |
00:31:16 |
Find a cop! |
00:31:27 |
Ahh! |
00:31:40 |
- He's gaining on us. |
00:32:09 |
Look, Zoe! It's the cops! |
00:32:20 |
I assume you heard the Baloney |
00:32:23 |
I accept total responsibility. |
00:32:29 |
If I had better resources... |
00:32:41 |
I told you not to pass her |
00:32:45 |
You have exactly three seconds |
00:32:49 |
- One, two... |
00:32:53 |
She doesn't know. |
00:32:55 |
And you're not taking another |
00:32:58 |
Leave the family alone |
00:33:01 |
You better not be bluffing. |
00:33:09 |
Zoe! Seth! |
00:33:11 |
Lulu! Peter! Tyler! |
00:33:18 |
Ah! |
00:33:20 |
That was the code. I saw Mr. Plummer |
00:33:23 |
You think this is a game? |
00:33:28 |
You can't make him do this. |
00:33:30 |
I know Howard. |
00:34:14 |
Quick like a turtle! |
00:34:40 |
And that's |
00:34:44 |
All right. Go. |
00:34:47 |
Yeah, right. |
00:34:50 |
Okay, I'll go first. |
00:35:01 |
Great work, Shane. |
00:35:04 |
I think you'd better open it. |
00:35:11 |
Wait, wait, wait! |
00:35:12 |
Back away. |
00:35:17 |
You open it. |
00:35:19 |
Come on. |
00:35:21 |
No way. |
00:35:24 |
Ah! |
00:35:42 |
Ahhh! |
00:35:57 |
Any last words, Shane? |
00:35:59 |
Say good night, |
00:36:10 |
Shane, are you okay? |
00:36:12 |
Oh! |
00:36:16 |
She was never |
00:36:49 |
Zoe, you're going too fast! |
00:36:51 |
You're not gonna |
00:36:53 |
Who said anything about |
00:37:10 |
- What are you doing to these kids? |
00:37:14 |
Okay. Calm down. |
00:37:17 |
Everybody! |
00:37:22 |
I want the GHOST. |
00:37:31 |
Um... Calm down. |
00:37:35 |
- Where's the GHOST? |
00:37:39 |
Bring it here! |
00:37:46 |
Put it on the ground. |
00:37:53 |
Now, Gary. |
00:37:56 |
Okay, duck whisperer, |
00:38:06 |
Gary, now! |
00:38:08 |
Ah! |
00:38:16 |
Couldn't let you |
00:38:28 |
So I guess you'll be |
00:38:31 |
Seeing as there's no reason |
00:38:36 |
I'm still here, |
00:38:40 |
Yeah. |
00:38:44 |
- What now? |
00:38:48 |
True. |
00:38:50 |
Which means you're |
00:38:53 |
True. |
00:38:55 |
So you tell me. |
00:38:59 |
Um... |
00:39:05 |
Lulu! |
00:39:07 |
Excuse me, ma'am. |
00:39:09 |
Sure. |
00:39:11 |
Well, we... I... You know. |
00:39:14 |
Oh. |
00:39:17 |
We'll talk later. |
00:39:20 |
- Mission accomplished, soldier. |
00:39:23 |
- I guess you'll be leaving us now. |
00:39:30 |
I want you to have this. |
00:39:36 |
Because I don't want you |
00:39:42 |
I will never forget you. |
00:39:47 |
'Cause you're the |
00:39:49 |
No matter how far... |
00:39:53 |
...or long life takes me away, |
00:39:56 |
I will always be thinking about you. |
00:40:01 |
I love you, Shane. |
00:40:05 |
I love you too. |
00:40:16 |
From now on, it's your command. |
00:40:22 |
At ease, soldiers. |
00:40:25 |
Your father would |
00:40:32 |
Awww. |
00:40:33 |
Look who just woke up. |
00:40:36 |
- Shane? |
00:40:38 |
- Are we ever gonna see you again? |
00:40:42 |
We still have one more mission. |
00:41:22 |
Looks like you have |
00:41:26 |
- You think so? |
00:41:28 |
You should take over the drama |
00:41:33 |
It's gonna be nice |
00:41:36 |
Now that Murney's found |
00:41:47 |
It's gonna be my pleasure |
00:41:55 |
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