Paper Heart

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00:00:18 Has anyone been in love?
00:00:22 Have you ever been in love?
00:00:36 There's not a soul in the world
00:00:43 Whoo!
00:00:46 MAN: That's funny.
00:00:49 - What you got there, honey?
00:00:51 Is it?
00:00:53 - You look good.
00:00:55 You don't know what love is?
00:00:56 No.
00:00:57 Oh, well, that's a shame.
00:00:59 Are you looking for love?
00:01:00 No, not really.
00:01:03 I like all these backup people
00:01:04 Thanks.
00:01:06 There's tons of guys out here.
00:01:07 If you go out here,
00:01:10 I just think
00:01:12 When you find it, keep it.
00:01:15 [LAUGHS]
00:01:16 - Love?
00:01:18 - Yeah.
00:01:20 Is love a good thing?
00:01:23 Yeah, a very good thing.
00:01:25 Cool.
00:01:27 Cool. Thank you.
00:01:29 Thank you.
00:01:30 - Bye.
00:01:44 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:01:48 [CROWD CHEERING, WHISTLING]
00:01:52 Argh!
00:01:54 Argh! Argh!
00:01:57 Charlyne Yi!
00:02:00 Charlyne Yi!
00:02:05 [HUMMING "Here Comes the Bride"]
00:02:13 I do.
00:02:16 [KISSES]
00:02:17 MAN: So you say you don't believe
00:02:20 but have you always
00:02:22 CHARLYNE: I believed in it
00:02:24 but again, all my ideas
00:02:27 kind of came from movies
00:02:29 And as I grew up I realized
00:02:31 that life is nothing like that.
00:02:34 MAN: Was that 'cause you had
00:02:36 CHARLYNE: No.
00:02:39 I thought I really liked him.
00:02:43 and he had shadows
00:02:44 But then I realized that was only
00:02:48 MAN: Hey, Gill, this is Nick.
00:02:50 We're making a documentary
00:02:52 We were wondering if we could
00:02:55 GILL: Awesome.
00:02:59 CHARLYNE: Do you think
00:03:00 [GILL SPEAKING]
00:03:02 CHARLYNE: Do you think
00:03:06 Why?
00:03:16 You're probably thinking,
00:03:19 This hair... it's a wig.
00:03:23 Made you think it was a wig.
00:03:27 Made you think it wasn't my hair.
00:03:29 [LAUGHTER]
00:03:33 Looks nothing like that.
00:03:35 So you don't know what love is.
00:03:38 You've never felt it, so you claim.
00:03:40 And you also know for sure
00:03:44 - Yeah.
00:03:47 I've never been in love, ever,
00:03:49 so I'm not sure
00:03:52 Well, why do you think
00:03:54 who wasn't capable of it?
00:03:56 You're a very loving person.
00:03:58 That's what you think.
00:03:59 You're dedicated to creative things.
00:04:02 Your love glass is half full.
00:04:05 [BOTH LAUGH]
00:04:06 You're very optimistic.
00:04:08 - You've never been in love?
00:04:10 And it's... [CHUCKLES]
00:04:14 This is gonna come out,
00:04:15 but is it because
00:04:19 You think I'm not lovable,
00:04:21 No, I'm asking, do you feel not loveable?
00:04:25 'Cause I think
00:04:27 I think if Charlyne ever falls in love
00:04:30 - she'll keep it very close to herself.
00:04:33 I don't think she's gonna make it
00:04:36 Do you think that Charlyne
00:04:38 even though she says she doesn't?
00:04:41 [GILL SPEAKING]
00:04:43 You think Charlyne will ever
00:04:48 I hope so too.
00:04:54 [LAUGHS]
00:04:56 Bye, Gill.
00:04:59 NICK: So why do you want to make
00:05:02 CHARLYNE: Well, I think everyone means
00:05:05 And we're all a bit skeptical,
00:05:07 but I don't want to end up
00:05:10 I don't think anyone wants to.
00:05:12 NICK: So we're gonna go on the road
00:05:15 and see if that changes
00:05:18 - CHARLYNE: Yep, we'll see.
00:05:20 [BOTH CHUCKLE]
00:05:28 CHARLYNE: Have you ever
00:05:30 Yes, I was married for 11 years.
00:05:33 And then I got divorced.
00:05:35 And it was the first time
00:05:37 I didn't get married
00:05:39 I met this young lady
00:05:42 And then, eh,
00:05:44 she just didn't want
00:05:46 I don't understand it,
00:05:49 but, you know, she had to do
00:05:51 CHARLYNE: And why wouldn't you
00:05:53 MIKE: Because I don't want
00:05:59 When I took those vows,
00:06:01 for me it was for life,
00:06:05 But it wasn't. [CHUCKLES]
00:06:08 People fall out of love.
00:06:11 And what they want
00:06:14 it's just different.
00:06:16 Rack 'em up.
00:06:18 We're tied.
00:06:20 When you get older,
00:06:23 and then you start thinking about,
00:06:26 And true love is
00:06:28 That only comes once in a while...
00:06:31 once in a lifetime, I think.
00:06:34 - Have you had that?
00:06:36 Was that with your ex-wife?
00:06:38 No, as a matter of fact.
00:06:40 It was... God, it must be,
00:06:44 but every time I hear her name
00:06:47 immediately the image of her
00:06:51 and I get those little butterflies
00:06:53 Why didn't it work out?
00:06:55 She was dating somebody else
00:06:57 and she just...
00:07:00 to giving it up
00:07:03 and she just couldn't do it.
00:07:06 And did you know she was
00:07:08 Yeah, but what does that matter?
00:07:10 If they're not married or engaged,
00:07:14 - You think so?
00:07:17 I mean, it's just a boyfriend.
00:07:18 'Cause, I mean, you could be
00:07:22 But I think the problem
00:07:24 that it has to be
00:07:27 That's what makes it
00:07:29 Like she might have been
00:07:31 but maybe I wasn't her true love.
00:07:36 See, you got me talking about love
00:07:39 [LAUGHS]
00:07:41 While we're talking about love
00:07:43 how do you know
00:07:45 Well, I'll tell you
00:07:48 Last May I took a trip up to Alaska
00:07:53 And I was 130 miles north
00:07:55 - on horseback for two weeks.
00:07:58 And it was just me, my guide
00:08:00 [HORSES SNORTING, BIRDS CHIRPING]
00:08:07 So we were riding along
00:08:09 And it was late spring,
00:08:12 so the water was very very high
00:08:15 and very very cold.
00:08:17 There were big chunks of ice
00:08:20 and it was freezing.
00:08:22 So anyway, we were crossing
00:08:24 and I almost made it
00:08:26 when my horse lost its footing
00:08:29 and me and the horse
00:08:32 [HORSE NEIGHING]
00:08:33 The water was moving
00:08:35 It overtook me
00:08:38 for a good 30 seconds...
00:08:42 And I remember it being
00:08:44 a very pretty color.
00:08:46 And I was just floating there,
00:08:50 And I was saying to myself,
00:08:53 This isn't the way to go."
00:08:55 And then all of a sudden
00:08:57 I saw Sarah's face...
00:09:02 And she didn't say anything to me.
00:09:06 And that's when I started
00:09:09 and I power-swam to the top
00:09:12 and popped out of the top
00:09:14 grabbed onto a little branch
00:09:16 And my guide had
00:09:20 And I'm here to tell the story,
00:09:24 But the point of the story is
00:09:27 that the love from that marriage
00:09:31 And when I came home
00:09:35 and she said that she was
00:09:37 working on her computer,
00:09:39 and that's the profile
00:09:41 of her just sitting there
00:09:44 And like I was saying before
00:09:47 that might have been,
00:09:49 I didn't see her face
00:09:52 but it was Sarah's face
00:09:55 So going back and looking at that,
00:09:58 maybe she was
00:10:01 And I guess
00:10:11 NICK: So what's gonna be
00:10:15 CHARLYNE: "What's your name?"
00:10:18 Hello, Charlyne. I'm Professor Bill Hase
00:10:21 Hi.
00:10:23 Let's talk about
00:10:25 Love is, I guess,
00:10:27 and it's a feeling
00:10:30 And chemists would say
00:10:33 that something's being triggered
00:10:36 - In my brain?
00:10:39 Yeah, love is not here,
00:10:41 It's actually going on
00:10:44 The biochemist, or the anatomist
00:10:47 would say things like,
00:10:48 "Well, as we fall in love, we know,
00:10:51 that there's additional serotonin release
00:10:55 We know that there's endorphins
00:10:58 And we feel this euphoria
00:11:02 In fact, sometimes so much so,
00:11:04 to a drug-induced sort of state
00:11:07 rational behaviors
00:11:09 Do you think some people
00:11:13 I think, not the chemicals
00:11:15 but the processing of them...
00:11:18 But I think it would not be unusual
00:11:22 that there are some people...
00:11:25 that it's difficult for them
00:11:29 I wonder if that's
00:11:31 Oh, I don't think so.
00:11:34 You seem like a very
00:11:37 If love is such a strong emotion...
00:11:39 probably because it provides us
00:11:43 How does that benefit us
00:11:45 Offspring.
00:11:47 It's kind of hard to tell...
00:11:49 do we really perceive
00:11:51 is to successfully rear offspring,
00:11:54 or do we view love
00:11:57 There are plenty of couples
00:11:59 who love each other
00:12:02 who don't have
00:12:03 - Yeah.
00:12:05 even though they know forthem
00:12:10 You know, I'd also want
00:12:12 not to get so scientific
00:12:16 that we forget about just the pure joy
00:12:18 and maybe the mystical
00:12:21 There's something...
00:12:24 There may be evolutionary
00:12:26 and there are certainly
00:12:28 but somehow
00:12:30 there's a little bit of magic to it too.
00:12:41 - Hey.
00:12:45 I always think that if I was in love
00:12:50 But I'm not.
00:12:51 Well, have you ever said
00:12:53 I'm pretty quick to say "I love you"
00:12:55 just 'cause I feel like
00:12:58 [LAUGHS] Really?
00:13:00 - Yeah, I fell like...
00:13:02 Well, I'm single, so I don't know.
00:13:05 [BAND PLAYING]
00:13:09 What are you guys filming?
00:13:11 A documentary.
00:13:12 What is it about?
00:13:14 It's about me.
00:13:15 Your life?
00:13:17 No, it's about
00:13:20 Cool. Awesome.
00:13:22 Are you interviewing people
00:13:25 - Or what are you filming tonight?
00:13:27 Oh, nice.
00:13:28 Do you want to be
00:13:30 No. Will this be in the movie...
00:13:32 - Probably not.
00:13:34 How long have you played
00:13:36 How do you know I play guitar?
00:13:38 You don't play?
00:13:39 I do.
00:13:41 I thought you did.
00:13:44 Well, how have you been, man?
00:13:46 Good. I'm glad you're here.
00:13:47 - It's really good seeing you.
00:13:50 since probably when we were
00:13:52 I don't think I've played
00:13:54 Yeah, this is cool.
00:13:57 I saw her do a show about,
00:13:59 - and we just started hanging out.
00:14:01 She's cool, man.
00:14:03 I don't... I've never...
00:14:07 - Do I have any advice for you?
00:14:08 Yes. Every time you meet a boy
00:14:11 - Okay.
00:14:13 when you meet
00:14:15 you look him in the eyes,
00:14:16 I don't know.
00:14:19 Really?
00:14:20 I mean, I've had crushes, but I don't
00:14:23 I think first I have to like someone
00:14:26 - Do you like spooning?
00:14:29 [MEN SINGING, PLAYING GUITAR]
00:14:37 # Waiting for you #
00:14:39 # I'll always be your friend. #
00:14:47 Hey, Charlyne.
00:14:49 MAN: Hey, Charlyne.
00:14:50 - Do you want to play guitar?
00:14:53 Play one song.
00:14:55 I'm not. I'm scared.
00:15:02 What's the movie gonna be like,
00:15:04 - Well, we'll see, man.
00:15:06 - Yeah, we'll see. It's basically...
00:15:08 - Yeah.
00:15:09 Yeah, it's like...
00:15:11 - a real quirky comedy, man.
00:15:13 - I mean, the whole idea...
00:15:16 The whole idea is she said
00:15:19 - Yeah. I like your coat.
00:15:21 Thanks, man.
00:15:23 It's nice. That's the kind of coat
00:15:26 You know what I'm actually gonna do
00:15:28 Yeah, you need to respect
00:15:31 That's a nice pair.
00:15:33 Thanks, man. You got a nice pair on too.
00:15:36 So Charlyne... I'm pretty interested
00:15:38 She's pretty fascinating.
00:15:41 - Do you know her very well?
00:15:44 I think I know her more
00:15:46 MICHAEL:
00:15:48 NICK: Yeah, she's pretty mysterious.
00:15:51 - You guys are a pretty good match.
00:15:54 NICK: I told you he likes you.
00:15:56 But he didn't even talk to me. He doesn't
00:15:59 You guys talked a little bit. I mean,
00:16:03 He could just be a friend,
00:16:06 Well, if I see a number I don't recognize
00:16:09 I'll tell him to call back.
00:16:11 I'll just turn off my phone.
00:16:14 Well, he's a very nice guy.
00:16:16 And that's true.
00:16:18 And you guys are a good match.
00:16:33 - Hey, how are you? I'm Nick.
00:16:35 - Nick, Brendan. Nice to meet you.
00:16:37 Nice to meet you.
00:16:40 So here's what we're thinking.
00:16:43 kind of get set up
00:16:45 - and whatever comes out, comes out.
00:16:47 Perfect. Thank you.
00:16:50 What's happening, Jack?
00:16:52 - How's it going?
00:16:54 - We put it up there just as a joke.
00:16:56 They superimposed it. I know.
00:16:59 they go, "Can you hold my baby?"
00:17:00 and our photographer superimposed
00:17:03 It looks sick.
00:17:05 - Yeah, I was like...
00:17:07 they'd be like, "What did you do
00:17:09 WOMAN: Valentine's Day,
00:17:12 Thanksgiving, Fourth of July...
00:17:14 all the time people come here
00:17:16 sometimes 10 a day,
00:17:19 at least 300 a month.
00:17:21 Do you have any favorite stories
00:17:24 I've been here 491/2 years
00:17:28 and do I have favorite stories?
00:17:29 Every one of them is a favorite story to me.
00:17:32 Everybody that gets married here
00:17:34 is very very special.
00:17:36 MAN: We had this guy,
00:17:38 when he was asked "Do you take
00:17:41 He took this coin out
00:17:44 and he went..."I do."
00:17:47 - Wasn't that funny?
00:17:49 And I thought,
00:17:51 He is still suffering
00:17:54 But he thought it was funny.
00:17:56 Two weeks ago a guy comes in.
00:17:58 He calls me up to the front.
00:18:01 I go, "Where's your bride?"
00:18:03 But come here, I got a problem."
00:18:05 He goes, "I don't know her last name."
00:18:08 He's like, "My bride."
00:18:11 How long have you been together?"
00:18:13 When I saw him look at his watch
00:18:15 He goes, "About 21/2 hours."
00:18:19 You learn that on the honeymoon.
00:18:21 and you'll deal with the small stuff
00:18:23 As long as the check clears...
00:18:26 Thank you very much. No.
00:18:29 So when you get married
00:18:31 If I get married.
00:18:35 What would you like?
00:18:38 [LAUGHS] Just pretend
00:18:40 - I like that one that you pulled out.
00:18:42 - Yeah.
00:18:44 - Okay.
00:18:54 - ["Here Comes the Bride" PLAYING]
00:18:57 - Thank you.
00:18:59 All you have to remember
00:19:00 and then "Yes, dear,"
00:19:03 [LAUGHS]
00:19:05 - MAN: All rise for the bride.
00:19:24 Thank you.
00:19:27 By the powers vested in me
00:19:29 and as minister of the
00:19:32 I now pronounce you and present you
00:19:36 And, Chuck, here's the best part...
00:19:39 ["Wedding March" PLAYING]
00:19:50 [HARMONICA PLAYING]
00:20:09 [WOMAN LAUGHING]
00:20:11 Love is 30 minutes
00:20:16 Hey, you ever drink a Jägerbomb?
00:20:18 You drink enough of these...
00:20:19 you'll wake up with an ugly girl
00:20:23 [LAUGHING, CHEERING]
00:20:25 They come here every day.
00:20:29 These people will
00:20:31 If you need a motorcycle part
00:20:34 I'm gonna go in my tool bag
00:20:38 I'll give you what I got.
00:20:40 I'm not asking nothing for it,
00:20:43 you're gonna help me.
00:20:45 It's a love
00:20:48 'cause most of my family's here.
00:20:50 Thanksgiving dinner is here.
00:20:53 Christmas dinner is here.
00:20:56 And that's true love right there.
00:20:58 - That's what love is here.
00:21:00 Sometimes we can't stand each other,
00:21:03 We fight and cuss one another,
00:21:07 but we all love
00:21:09 MAN: Yeah, I love you too.
00:21:11 So that's the kind of love
00:21:13 JESTER: Love to other people
00:21:16 is different.
00:21:18 I love my wife, but if you ask
00:21:21 I treat her like shit.
00:21:23 Yeah, he does.
00:21:25 JESTER: When I stop picking on her,
00:21:28 I don't know nothing
00:21:30 I know I love my wife.
00:21:33 I love to beat her;
00:21:37 - That's a joke.
00:21:39 So do you believe in love now?
00:21:42 - Uh, no no.
00:21:44 JESTER: Are you ready to go
00:21:47 Really?
00:21:48 - Let's go.
00:21:49 WOMAN: You might accidentally get out
00:21:53 Okay.
00:21:57 - No.
00:21:59 Please, God, let me live.
00:22:04 [CHARLYNE LAUGHING]
00:22:12 - I lived.
00:22:16 I've never seen her smile so big.
00:22:19 What do you think?
00:22:22 - Yeah, I want to get one.
00:22:24 Yeah.
00:22:26 [TV PLAYING]
00:22:28 Come on.
00:22:31 Who are you instant-messaging with?
00:22:34 Michael.
00:22:40 Michael Cera?
00:22:42 Yep.
00:22:47 What are you and Michael Cera
00:22:50 He says... I don't know,
00:22:53 He said if I wanted to elope
00:22:57 He asked if you wanted to elope?
00:22:59 "No, I don't know you."
00:23:02 NICK: That's pretty cool.
00:23:04 Why is it pretty cool?
00:23:06 I didn't know you and Mike
00:23:08 I thought you guys were more
00:23:10 [LAUGHS] What?
00:23:13 I didn't ask him to get married.
00:23:15 Easy easy.
00:23:19 [GRUNTS]
00:23:23 - Well, we're here at the Los Angeles Zoo...
00:23:26 Because Charlyne...
00:23:29 ...had a brilliant idea to come here
00:23:34 how animals express
00:23:37 How do you think we're gonna
00:23:40 Do you have any ideas
00:23:42 Yeah, I'm gonna stay far
00:23:45 so I don't interrupt.
00:23:47 So we're at the zoo observing Charlyne
00:23:50 Yes.
00:23:53 Wow, they're so in love.
00:23:57 I see movement.
00:24:01 NICK: All right, Chuck,
00:24:04 Now I'm not sure exactly
00:24:07 - NICK: Hey, there's Mike.
00:24:08 NICK: Hey, Ben, you want to grab Mike
00:24:11 [NICK CLAPPING] Hey.
00:24:14 - Hey, man.
00:24:16 - What's up?
00:24:19 - How's it going?
00:24:21 - Hey.
00:24:23 [BOTH CHUCKLE]
00:24:27 - How's it going?
00:24:29 You guys have been getting
00:24:31 Yeah, I'm just looking at them.
00:24:34 He's being trying to make love to Cookie,
00:24:36 Oh, yeah? That's too bad.
00:24:40 [NICK LAUGHS]
00:24:42 Um, I don't want to interrupt.
00:24:45 - Well, hang back.
00:24:47 Do you want to just do one more
00:24:49 [LAUGHS]
00:24:52 Uh, well, where were we, guys?
00:24:55 So you guys have been looking
00:24:57 Yeah, about 45 minutes.
00:24:59 - They've just been lying there?
00:25:01 - So this is a deleted scene.
00:25:04 - This will never be in the movie.
00:25:06 [CHIMPS CHATTERING]
00:25:08 MICHAEL: I see why people put chimps
00:25:12 And I want to think of, like,
00:25:15 about how his legs are crossed,
00:25:18 - I want to put that on a gift card.
00:25:20 CHARLYNE: We're not
00:25:23 NICK: No, I think we're just
00:25:25 CHARLYNE: Cool. Do you mind
00:25:28 NICK: No, take your time.
00:25:29 - MICHAEL: Are you getting food?
00:25:31 - Yeah, I'll go.
00:25:33 I'm gonna get some food too.
00:25:36 CHARLYNE: Anything all day?
00:25:38 MICHAEL: No, just this water.
00:25:40 Is it delicious?
00:25:42 Yeah, just not as filling
00:25:51 What if you moved
00:25:52 so everything she says you get
00:25:55 Guys, sorry, I'm gonna go.
00:25:58 - You're taking off?
00:26:00 - Thanks for coming by, man.
00:26:02 I'll call you tomorrow
00:26:04 CHARLYNE: Okay.
00:26:08 What's going on this weekend?
00:26:10 We're gonna go eat
00:26:13 You and Mike are gonna
00:26:15 - Yeah.
00:26:17 - Yeah.
00:26:18 What?
00:26:20 That's awesome.
00:26:22 No, It's not a date.
00:26:24 You guys are gonna go eat,
00:26:27 just the two of you,
00:26:28 No. We eat and watch movies
00:26:31 That's different.
00:26:33 and get dinner and see a movie?
00:26:36 - That would be a date, sir.
00:26:38 Let's try to get that date out of your head
00:26:43 - CHARLYNE: Can I have this?
00:26:46 You can have as many
00:26:49 - Do you want this one?
00:26:51 - You can have it.
00:26:53 Here.
00:26:55 No, don't.
00:26:59 So are you from LA?
00:27:03 No.
00:27:06 I'm from Fontana.
00:27:08 It's an hour and a half
00:27:12 You from LA?
00:27:14 No, I'm from Toronto.
00:27:16 Cool.
00:27:18 Do you live around here?
00:27:21 I don't want to tell you where I live.
00:27:23 Oh, okay. You don't have to.
00:27:25 Look it up?
00:27:27 I can ask someone.
00:27:29 - You would do that?
00:27:34 How did you know my name
00:27:37 I had seen your show.
00:27:39 And then when I saw you at Evan's
00:27:44 Yeah, I was really scared.
00:27:46 I was like, "Do I know this guy?"
00:27:49 You were like, "Hey, Charlyne,
00:27:51 - I normally wouldn't...
00:27:53 - Okay, I must know you maybe.
00:27:57 Why?
00:27:58 'Cause, you know,
00:28:03 Yeah, but anyway,
00:28:05 and I was excited to see you.
00:28:23 So you're leaving in a few days?
00:28:25 In two days.
00:28:28 - I'll call you tomorrow.
00:28:30 Talk on the phone,
00:28:32 - Okay.
00:28:34 Are you okay to drive?
00:28:36 - Do I...?
00:28:38 - Do I look high?
00:28:40 Do you need to take
00:28:44 Yeah, thanks, Mike.
00:28:49 - You want me to turn around?
00:28:52 - Is it in your shirt?
00:28:57 Okay.
00:29:01 It's caught.
00:29:04 [IMITATES]
00:29:06 I'll call you. I'll call you.
00:29:08 Okay. Bye.
00:29:18 CHARLYNE: Do you remember
00:29:20 Yes. I invited him
00:29:23 to my birthday party at 14.
00:29:25 What began as an infatuation
00:29:28 bloomed into full love.
00:29:30 And he proposed our junior year
00:29:33 Do you remember
00:29:35 - No, do you?
00:29:39 I'm sure I wasn't on my knees.
00:29:41 No.
00:29:43 My mom and dad were not
00:29:47 but they knew that I loved him
00:29:49 and that we wanted to be together.
00:29:52 And they had to sign for me
00:29:55 because I was only 17.
00:29:57 - Oh, yeah?
00:29:58 I think the young love
00:30:01 can sometimes be
00:30:04 I know that many...
00:30:08 until later to get married,
00:30:10 but I think you lose something.
00:30:12 We could have chosen
00:30:16 but waiting five years
00:30:18 much of the magnetism
00:30:22 I'm not advising everyone
00:30:26 but it can work.
00:30:28 It sure is not for everybody.
00:30:30 who got married young,
00:30:33 But it did for us.
00:30:34 How did you guys know
00:30:36 if you've never been
00:30:39 Wait for the lightning bolt.
00:30:41 I've been saying that
00:30:43 Sometimes it's slow
00:30:45 and all of a sudden
00:30:48 Many times it happens
00:30:51 like it did with us.
00:30:53 Yeah.
00:30:54 We'd like to share one thing
00:30:57 in asking what events
00:31:00 might have stuck out
00:31:02 I was ready to deliver
00:31:06 our second son
00:31:08 when he had to go
00:31:11 [THUNDER ROLLING, RADIO CHATTER]
00:31:16 I was in the reserves
00:31:18 and I'd spent two weeks
00:31:20 And even though we knew
00:31:23 I still had to go to camp.
00:31:25 But they did send me back
00:31:30 [MONITOR BEEPING]
00:31:31 MARY BETH: We had
00:31:34 with several dangers involved
00:31:36 with myself and my son,
00:31:39 so I was especially excited
00:31:42 to hear the clomp
00:31:45 running down the hall.
00:31:48 I knew he was there.
00:31:51 - [BABY LAUGHING]
00:31:53 saw that we were okay,
00:31:55 and immediately passed out
00:31:58 And we will always remember
00:32:05 We got laundry on the third floor.
00:32:08 That doesn't interest me.
00:32:11 [CHUCKLES]
00:32:12 You all ready
00:32:14 Uh, yeah.
00:32:16 You have a few basic
00:32:19 Yeah, I have some
00:32:21 - I was thinking about asking...
00:32:24 - I can't hear you, Chuck.
00:32:26 I couldn't hear you.
00:32:27 - Oh, I just said...
00:32:30 Charlyne, Chuck,
00:32:33 What are you thinking?
00:32:36 [BUZZING]
00:32:38 I'm sorry. What?
00:32:40 - You have a few basic...?
00:32:44 - Do you have a few...?
00:32:45 Okay.
00:32:47 So are you all set
00:32:49 Yeah, I have everything set, boss.
00:32:52 - Great.
00:32:53 Good.
00:32:56 [BUZZING]
00:33:01 Romance is written for women,
00:33:03 although we have male readers
00:33:05 and I have fan mail from guys.
00:33:08 But romance is really targeted
00:33:11 And it's the emotional bonding
00:33:15 that women tend to enjoy
00:33:17 and hearing about and reading
00:33:20 and in the movies.
00:33:22 People think there's a formula
00:33:26 The only thing
00:33:28 they have to have a relationship
00:33:30 and they have to have
00:33:33 that they overcome and then they live
00:33:36 It's an "HEA ending"...
00:33:38 There's always something where
00:33:43 one is sacrificing for the other
00:33:45 and that's their sign that they're
00:33:48 So at some point the character
00:33:51 some kind of a personal sacrifice
00:33:54 And that's the sign.
00:34:02 Hey, Charlyne,
00:34:04 what you told me
00:34:06 What did I tell you last night?
00:34:08 When we were on the phone,
00:34:11 and then you said...
00:34:12 I don't know.
00:34:14 You don't remember what we were
00:34:16 - No, remind me.
00:34:18 And we were both getting excited
00:34:21 "You know, Nick,
00:34:23 - Did I say that?
00:34:26 [LAUGHS]
00:34:29 And I said, "Really?"
00:34:30 And I was like, "Like a boyfriend?"
00:34:33 And so we've made an agreement
00:34:35 filming everything
00:34:37 because their relationship is definitely
00:34:42 Greetings, ladies.
00:34:49 What are you gonna get?
00:34:52 I think I'm gonna get the BLT,
00:34:56 Plus the PC?
00:34:58 Pickles and cheese.
00:35:00 - [LAUGHS] What?
00:35:03 It's BLT, minus the bacon,
00:35:06 I think the whole fun
00:35:08 is saying, "I'll have a BLT,"
00:35:11 - and they know what you want.
00:35:14 It just doesn't have the bacon.
00:35:16 The sandwich is simple,
00:35:19 So just order your weird
00:35:22 Whatever.
00:35:23 ...and say, "Can you bring me
00:35:27 What are you gonna get?
00:35:29 I think I'm gonna get
00:35:31 I want to say that to the waiter.
00:35:33 Yeah, sounds very exotic.
00:35:35 A Mexican beach salad, yeah.
00:35:37 He'll look at me and think,
00:35:40 Pretend I'm the waiter.
00:35:43 - A Mexican beach salad.
00:35:45 - Now.
00:35:50 I really didn't like you
00:35:53 Yeah, I know.
00:35:55 How could you tell?
00:35:57 Well, it was pretty obvious.
00:36:00 Yeah?
00:36:01 You were pretty hasty
00:36:03 - Was I?
00:36:05 that I would be someone
00:36:09 And you kept avoiding me.
00:36:12 [CHUCKLES]
00:36:14 And you kept
00:36:17 You really didn't like me.
00:36:19 Yes.
00:36:20 Okay, I won't waste your time.
00:37:03 Hey.
00:37:04 [BOTH LAUGH]
00:37:06 Sorry that took so long.
00:37:08 - You're a jerk. You're awful.
00:37:11 I had to walk
00:37:14 I just thought
00:37:17 Sorry. Did you think
00:37:19 - Yeah.
00:37:22 Funny, though, right?
00:37:26 I'll pay for your lunch.
00:37:28 You're bribing me?
00:37:29 You're bribing my heart?
00:37:31 Yeah.
00:37:33 That's right.
00:38:11 Oh.
00:38:12 - Turn turn turn!
00:38:14 Argh!
00:38:16 Whoa.
00:38:26 MICHAEL: Give it a throw.
00:38:28 Oh.
00:38:29 [LAUGHS]
00:38:40 NICK: Hey, guys,
00:38:42 you guys want to do
00:38:45 anything like an arm around each other
00:38:48 - [CHARLYNE LAUGHS]
00:38:50 - Forget it then.
00:38:52 Keep going, whatever you guys
00:38:56 They weren't into it.
00:39:06 CHARLYNE: How did you guys meet?
00:39:08 [CHUCKLES]
00:39:09 First time we didn't meet, actually.
00:39:11 - First time we didn't meet.
00:39:13 - Really? Why?
00:39:15 I was supposed to meet him
00:39:17 Go ahead and tell the story,
00:39:19 - You tell the lie.
00:39:21 He never lets me forget this.
00:39:23 We set out to meet.
00:39:26 He said, "Do you know this place?"
00:39:28 I didn't know the place.
00:39:32 and I'm like, "That's not the restaurant
00:39:35 And so I had to think
00:39:37 I just like called, "Uh, I had to take
00:39:41 Sorry." So I lied.
00:39:44 So I meet him a week later and I was like,
00:39:46 - He's like, "What do you mean?"
00:39:48 - Busted.
00:39:50 Your second date, when you actually met,
00:39:54 I think we had sex.
00:39:56 [LAUGHING]
00:39:57 - Second date... yeah, I think, yeah.
00:40:00 - We're gay. That's what you do.
00:40:01 - Really?
00:40:03 Not all gay guys, but we do.
00:40:05 I think it was something
00:40:07 - like a parking lot.
00:40:09 - Yeah, it was.
00:40:11 You guys met at a parking lot
00:40:13 No, not in the parking lot, no.
00:40:15 We went back to his house
00:40:17 Check this out...
00:40:19 - I forgot how much dirt he has on me.
00:40:22 people have on their
00:40:24 and like, "Oh, books books,
00:40:26 dead boyfriend,
00:40:29 - He had his dead boyfriend cremated...
00:40:32 - CHARLYNE: Oh, man.
00:40:34 I was like, "That's a little creepy."
00:40:38 Do you guys want
00:40:39 He proposed.
00:40:42 People that I know are married
00:40:44 most of them,
00:40:46 And the gay ones
00:40:48 It's like, what's the point?
00:40:50 And for us it's not real.
00:40:52 And you believe in marriage?
00:40:54 Basically if a piece of paper says
00:40:57 that he can be covered
00:40:59 - that's a good thing.
00:41:01 And we've been together 10 years.
00:41:04 Have you guys ever had
00:41:06 Um, a lot, actually.
00:41:09 When you're gay and, like, you...
00:41:11 I'm not really attracted
00:41:15 so when you're in high school,
00:41:18 you're in college or whatever,
00:41:21 And that doesn't tend
00:41:23 What about you?
00:41:25 I didn't have my heart broken
00:41:27 so much.
00:41:30 You know, I had an ex in a box.
00:41:33 It wasn't like he broke my heart...
00:41:37 - Yeah.
00:41:39 but, you know, he died on me,
00:41:43 It's like, you could have just said,
00:41:46 But no, he had to die.
00:41:50 I can't with my left hand.
00:41:52 Jab jab, boom!
00:41:54 Good, come at me now.
00:41:55 One, two, strike!
00:41:58 CHARLYNE’S VOICE:
00:42:00 And I was onstage
00:42:02 and when I looked down
00:42:06 and my hair was
00:42:08 I tried to do magic
00:42:10 but it didn't work.
00:42:12 It was like...
00:42:14 NICK: Do you think it's 'cause
00:42:17 and you're afraid you're becoming,
00:42:19 CHARLYNE: I don't know.
00:42:22 - NICK: Yeah.
00:42:24 but I don't want to be
00:42:26 I mean, no one ever
00:42:28 NICK: Sure. You want to be
00:42:30 CHARLYNE: I am one of the dudes.
00:42:33 NICK: Well...
00:42:34 CHARLYNE: How would you define
00:42:37 I think probably the best
00:42:39 definition of divorce
00:42:42 is the taking of two people
00:42:44 who once proclaimed
00:42:47 and separating them
00:42:52 Why is there so many divorces?
00:42:54 Well, one thing is they're not
00:42:58 before they decide to get married,
00:43:00 and they get married too quick.
00:43:03 That could be one thing.
00:43:05 And another thing is, you know,
00:43:08 And so I think that maybe people
00:43:12 and if they're not exactly
00:43:15 and there's no quick fix,
00:43:17 Do you think that this job
00:43:21 or changed it at all?
00:43:23 Oh, absolutely.
00:43:26 makes me realize
00:43:28 that there are many many people
00:43:33 That's nice.
00:43:36 When we go home at night,
00:43:39 hearing clients,
00:43:42 you know, say terrible things
00:43:44 and talk about the terrible ways
00:43:47 We both go home at night and think,
00:43:49 "Whew, aren't we lucky?
00:43:53 And it really gives you
00:43:56 If you can hang in there
00:43:58 it gets better all the time.
00:44:00 Well, that, and the learning to overlook
00:44:04 We all have bad breath
00:44:07 That's true.
00:44:09 Accepting the fact
00:44:12 "Pull this finger," and giggles...
00:44:14 you can get along with that.
00:44:19 Sally and I met in Houston in,
00:44:25 I was working as an associate judge
00:44:30 in one of the family law courts
00:44:32 in Houston, in Harris County,
00:44:34 and she was practicing law
00:44:38 in that court.
00:44:40 And I thought that I would
00:44:43 not to mess up
00:44:46 And I hinted to her boss
00:44:49 that I would like to do so,
00:44:51 and I think she put pressure on Sally
00:44:54 to go out with me.
00:44:56 - True?
00:44:58 She threatened to fire me
00:45:01 And I did not want
00:45:03 - I had another boyfriend at the time.
00:45:06 I was not interested
00:45:08 The other boyfriend
00:45:11 Well, that is true.
00:45:13 But in order to keep my job,
00:45:16 And I had a fairly decent time.
00:45:18 But what really convinced me
00:45:22 was a little later.
00:45:25 Maybe a week or two later
00:45:28 it was a downpour in Houston.
00:45:30 And I was at the courthouse.
00:45:32 I was wearing
00:45:35 that I had just purchased
00:45:38 And I spent more money
00:45:41 than I had ever spent
00:45:44 I think they might have been $154.
00:45:46 I was just devastated
00:45:48 because I had parked
00:45:51 and I had to leave
00:45:54 And as I left his court,
00:45:57 I think I probably said
00:45:59 "Well, I sure don't want to ruin
00:46:01 but I guess
00:46:03 And it was just a gullywasher.
00:46:05 And I remember Don saying,
00:46:07 "Don't worry about it.
00:46:09 He goes,
00:46:12 And he said, "I'll be right back."
00:46:14 He went and got in his car,
00:46:16 and he drove it up
00:46:19 in front of the family law courts
00:46:22 - and drove up under the porch.
00:46:24 And so he opened the door
00:46:26 And I just walked dry,
00:46:29 got in his Jeep and we drove off.
00:46:35 And I thought, "Now that's cool.
00:46:37 Who would drive up
00:46:39 up onto the plaza
00:46:42 And I thought, "You know what?
00:46:45 Then I had to move to Amarillo
00:46:50 No, he did not.
00:46:53 We moved to Amarillo
00:46:55 True enough.
00:46:58 You want me to make you dinner,
00:47:02 Really?
00:47:04 Yeah.
00:47:05 Do you have any food?
00:47:07 I know how to make a few things.
00:47:10 Um, I don't know.
00:47:12 That's enough. Thank you.
00:47:13 - We can go grocery shopping together.
00:47:15 - Want to go right now?
00:47:17 - Let's not make any plans.
00:47:20 - Yeah.
00:47:21 Let's finish this real quick.
00:47:27 I feel awful now.
00:47:29 You didn't have to do that.
00:47:30 - Do you want to go right now?
00:47:32 - Are they gonna come?
00:47:34 - It might be a little embarrassing.
00:47:37 - You want to come?
00:47:39 CHARLYNE: Sorry.
00:47:42 MICHAEL: It's okay.
00:47:44 - You guys want to catch up?
00:47:46 Okay.
00:47:50 - MICHAEL: What do you want to get?
00:47:52 Maybe when we look around
00:47:55 Yeah.
00:47:56 I don't know what to make you
00:47:59 We can make grilled cheese,
00:48:01 quesadillas.
00:48:03 MICHAEL: This is all dog food.
00:48:05 Not true... puppy.
00:48:07 Puppy food, dog food
00:48:10 Yeah, we're not gonna find
00:48:14 MICHAEL: I think I'm so hungry
00:48:17 - Same here.
00:48:23 MICHAEL: We've been here
00:48:26 CHARLYNE: I'm not even
00:48:28 MICHAEL: We should be
00:48:29 Let's look in the frozen food section.
00:48:32 There... cheese.
00:48:37 [CHARLYNE LAUGHS]
00:48:44 1/2 hour in the oven.
00:48:46 We can order a pizza
00:48:49 I think we should order one.
00:48:51 [TOGETHER]
00:48:53 How's it going?
00:48:56 How are you doing?
00:48:58 Did you enjoy
00:49:02 the pizza
00:49:05 that we got?
00:49:08 [BOTH LAUGH]
00:49:10 Should we kiss?
00:49:14 Okay.
00:49:15 Seems appropriate.
00:49:23 - What are you laughing at?
00:49:25 - Why are you laughing?
00:49:31 It's out of the way now.
00:49:40 Now what should we do?
00:49:44 [RAIN PATTERING, THUNDER RUMBLING]
00:49:55 Ooh, this is pretty fun, man.
00:49:59 Yeah.
00:50:04 Uh, I was wondering...
00:50:10 if we always have to shoot
00:50:15 We haven't had any privacy,
00:50:18 Everything's under
00:50:21 me, you and all of them.
00:50:24 Charlyne, I mean, we did
00:50:27 We said we were gonna make
00:50:29 and we were gonna film everything,
00:50:32 Yeah.
00:50:34 Let's say you and Mike went on a date
00:50:37 and you guys had an amazing night
00:50:39 and it was the first time you ever
00:50:41 - and we didn't get it.
00:50:45 Okay, but just like the principle of it...
00:50:47 I feel awkward about it.
00:50:49 But I honestly don't know
00:50:52 We're making a movie.
00:50:54 Yeah.
00:50:58 If we're shooting everything,
00:51:00 me, you know, sleeping?
00:51:04 We'll shoot you sleeping.
00:51:06 - Serious?
00:51:08 - Awesome.
00:51:10 - We got a deal, Chuck Yi.
00:51:13 [BOTH LAUGH]
00:51:16 WOMAN: I do two general readings
00:51:19 and I'll tell you what's going on with you
00:51:21 and kind of where you're headed.
00:51:23 Okay.
00:51:24 Okay, here we go.
00:51:30 Okay, emotion, breakup...
00:51:34 love, difficulty.
00:51:37 Separation from someone you love.
00:51:39 And to me this is romantic.
00:51:43 Highs and lows, so good and bad.
00:51:46 So it's almost like your life
00:51:49 Okay, are you seeing
00:51:51 Yeah.
00:51:52 Okay, all I need is just
00:51:54 - Michael.
00:51:56 Okay, Mike.
00:52:01 Romantic... definitely romantic,
00:52:05 He's got a big heart.
00:52:08 A nice guy.
00:52:12 Well, he does love you,
00:52:16 But he's kind of interested in you
00:52:20 'Cause of all the money
00:52:22 But I have no money.
00:52:25 I keep getting financial,
00:52:28 financial, career.
00:52:30 You have a key to him
00:52:34 But he is more successful than me.
00:52:36 That's what I'm telling you.
00:52:39 He does love you,
00:52:41 but there's still some
00:52:45 or that he can succeed
00:52:47 or he can help you.
00:52:49 That's fine.
00:52:53 You think about it, okay?
00:52:56 You know what?
00:52:59 it really is, between you and him,
00:53:01 but it's not gonna work.
00:53:04 Do you know why?
00:53:06 Oh, that's a good question.
00:53:08 It will end, but, okay,
00:53:10 Okay.
00:53:15 It's just you're each gonna
00:53:17 You will outgrow each other
00:53:21 and go down different roads
00:53:24 You're meant to be together now
00:53:27 and it's great.
00:53:29 It works now, so good.
00:53:33 Okay? Anything else?
00:53:41 CHARLYNE: Do you think it was real?
00:53:43 NICK: No. And I apologize
00:53:46 I wanted you to go
00:53:48 [BOTH LAUGH]
00:53:50 NICK: I thought it was going to be
00:53:52 and I think seeing
00:53:56 it was just kind of dirty.
00:53:57 CHARLYNE: It kind of made me
00:53:59 NICK: It made me upset too...
00:54:01 not about you and Mike,
00:54:03 CHARLYNE: Yeah.
00:54:04 NICK: It's like you're sitting
00:54:07 lying to people.
00:54:09 It's a load of crap.
00:54:12 Ugh, man.
00:54:15 I'm sorry, Chuck. Tomorrow's all yours.
00:54:22 NICK: Fireworks, Chuck!
00:54:23 CHARLYNE: Fireworks!
00:54:25 - Fireworks!
00:54:27 Fireworks!
00:54:29 Get ready to run, Chuck.
00:54:32 CHARLYNE: Okay.
00:54:33 Go!
00:54:34 Go, Chuck, go!
00:54:39 [FIREWORKS WHISTLING]
00:54:48 Love in some cases
00:54:52 Totally.
00:54:53 I think it gets too hung up
00:54:55 on heat and passion
00:54:57 and I think that "like"
00:54:59 the most important thing
00:55:02 It's all about the "like."
00:55:03 You have to really enjoy
00:55:06 'Cause there's people
00:55:08 that love each other
00:55:10 How did you guys know
00:55:13 I just felt like I...
00:55:15 I don't know if I can see myself
00:55:18 I think that a relationship
00:55:22 - I don't think anything can be forced.
00:55:24 It just has to unfold.
00:55:26 And I think too,
00:55:28 you know, there's things
00:55:30 and probably if you didn't see him
00:55:33 you would really miss it. And if you
00:55:35 you might go, "Wait a minute,
00:55:37 I don't think I want to live
00:55:39 It's weird 'cause I think
00:55:42 is so different.
00:55:45 I'm like, "I don't think I'm in love,"
00:55:47 'cause I do miss him
00:55:49 Yeah, you know, you might be.
00:55:53 You might just wake up one day
00:55:55 "I don't know, I think
00:55:58 When you meet somebody
00:56:00 and you just get that feeling
00:56:04 and they're definitely
00:56:06 and you can't imagine life
00:56:09 and you want to be with them
00:56:11 and share everything with them,
00:56:14 I remember asking my mom,
00:56:17 And she said, "It's when you can't stand
00:56:21 MORGAN: We just got engaged
00:56:23 I mean, I've never felt this way
00:56:25 and it's just like... it felt right
00:56:27 and I think we're happy with it.
00:56:29 Yeah, I really think it will work out,
00:56:32 - I think we'll be good together.
00:56:34 The world just looked better.
00:56:38 I was driving back to college
00:56:40 "Oh my God, the world
00:56:41 It just hit me when I talked to him.
00:56:44 When I first saw him even,
00:56:46 you know, I thought, "Wow."
00:56:47 And then when I talked to him,
00:56:50 that that was the one.
00:56:53 As far as, like, knowing it for sure,
00:56:55 anything about love,
00:56:57 but you just gotta go
00:57:00 When you've been married
00:57:02 you have this history.
00:57:04 You know, you've got all these
00:57:07 It's worth really fighting for
00:57:11 You can't replace that person.
00:57:13 Well, it was 50 years ago,
00:57:17 50 years and nine months ago
00:57:19 when I first saw Bob
00:57:23 [MOTORCYCLE ENGINE RUMBLING]
00:57:25 He parked his motorcycle
00:57:28 He had these tight Levi's on.
00:57:30 And I said, "Oh my God,
00:57:34 because I was the only young,
00:57:37 in this whole cargo area.
00:57:39 [MOTORCYCLE ENGINE RUMBLING]
00:57:40 I thought I was the star
00:57:42 I'd take a cigarette out
00:57:45 I didn't know that he was there
00:57:47 until he bought that Harley.
00:57:50 And it was the purr of the Harley
00:57:52 Yeah, I was there for six months
00:57:54 with an old English bike...
00:57:56 never saw her,
00:57:58 [LAUGHS]
00:58:02 It's got a special sound to it
00:58:04 that gets right
00:58:09 And then we courted
00:58:25 And I lured him
00:58:27 on our first date.
00:58:29 It was dark. It was quiet.
00:58:32 The tide was coming in.
00:58:34 You could hear the water
00:58:36 It was really nice.
00:58:39 And we sat on the beach
00:58:41 and kissed for the first time.
00:58:46 And it worked out
00:58:49 50 years together,
00:58:52 like it's only been
00:58:55 It just goes by so fast.
00:58:59 What do you got to say
00:59:01 You've covered everything.
00:59:09 I wrote a song for Michael.
00:59:11 One day I was hanging out
00:59:13 and it wasn't even close
00:59:16 but I was like, "Wow, I'm really happy
00:59:20 It's kind of like Christmas."
00:59:22 And so I said
00:59:24 But I don't really think
00:59:28 He just makes me happy.
00:59:30 [CHUCKLES]
00:59:32 That's it.
00:59:33 I'm so embarrassed right now.
00:59:36 You guys are filming.
00:59:37 I'm gonna record it
00:59:42 [VOCALIZING]
01:00:01 # What's that smell
01:00:05 # Is it magic perfume? #
01:00:08 # 'Cause I swearto God #
01:00:11 # You smell just like Christmas #
01:00:14 # To me #
01:00:20 # Yeah, well, you #
01:00:22 # Are my Christmas tree #
01:00:26 # You mean everything to me #
01:00:28 # You mean everything
01:00:32 # And you #
01:00:34 # Are my shooting star #
01:00:36 # If you shoot me
01:00:39 # Then I'll fall apart #
01:00:45 # You lift me up
01:00:49 # Ooh ooh ooh #
01:00:51 # You pick me up
01:00:53 # Ahh ahh ahh #
01:00:56 # And I don't know
01:00:59 # 'Cause you're way down now #
01:01:02 # And I'm way up here #
01:01:05 # Yeah, you have
01:01:09 # So why don't you use them
01:01:13 [VOCALIZING]
01:01:33 This is great, Charlyne.
01:01:35 I can show my family now
01:01:38 Or you can just come over
01:01:41 You should come to Toronto.
01:01:42 I don't know if I can.
01:01:45 NICK: Don't look at me. We gotta
01:01:48 - MICHAEL: When you're done.
01:01:51 Yeah, that'd be cool.
01:01:53 CHARLYNE: Yeah.
01:01:58 You want to do that thing?
01:02:00 Oh, you mean the thing.
01:02:02 Mm-hmm.
01:02:04 - Yeah?
01:02:06 Ready?
01:02:07 - NICK: Go! Go get 'em!
01:02:09 - Guys!
01:02:11 - MICHAEL: Don't fall.
01:02:12 NICK: Go as fast as you can, Jay.
01:02:16 Guys, guys, guys!
01:02:18 MICHAEL: Don't look back.
01:02:19 - Guys!
01:02:21 Guys, guys.
01:02:23 - MICHAEL: Are they following?
01:02:25 - MICHAEL: Are they following?
01:02:32 CHARLYNE: So we're here with...
01:02:34 Caitlyn Felder.
01:02:36 ...and we're talking
01:02:38 Do you believe
01:02:40 Yes.
01:02:41 And what do you think
01:02:43 When they hug and kiss
01:02:45 and be happy together.
01:02:47 What's love?
01:02:49 L-O-V-E!
01:02:52 Do you guys believe in true love?
01:02:53 Yes!
01:02:56 - Do you guys believe in true love?
01:02:58 Why?
01:03:00 - Because I have a boyfriend.
01:03:02 - Do you guys say, "I love you"?
01:03:05 What is true love?
01:03:06 True love is when you love
01:03:09 like us girls love Chris Brown.
01:03:14 What's a perfect date?
01:03:15 You need to take somebody to Applebee's
01:03:18 - Are you picking your nose?
01:03:20 Give me that. Give me that.
01:03:23 A dinner and a movie.
01:03:25 you'll watch the sunset
01:03:27 And the restaurant
01:03:30 is a French Riviera restaurant
01:03:32 that only sells seafood.
01:03:34 That's a good date.
01:03:37 On the count of three
01:03:39 One, two, three!
01:03:41 [CLUCKING]
01:03:46 - Do you have a boyfriend?
01:03:48 - Have you had a boyfriend?
01:03:50 You like Tory?
01:03:53 What's your ideal husband?
01:03:55 Masculine and cute.
01:03:58 - Do you want to get married?
01:03:59 - Why not?
01:04:01 - It's gross?
01:04:04 Do you want to get married?
01:04:06 - Say yes.
01:04:09 - To me?
01:04:12 Why don't you guys ask her
01:04:14 [ALL SCREAM]
01:04:18 What?
01:04:19 You had a boyfriend all this time
01:04:24 How cruel.
01:04:25 Have you ever smooched
01:04:28 Not at the movies
01:04:31 Okay, where have you?
01:04:33 Argh!
01:04:34 Sit in the tickle chair,
01:04:36 All right, so you're in love.
01:04:38 I'm not in love.
01:04:40 with Chris Brown.
01:04:42 At least I admitted it.
01:04:44 She got you on that one, Chuck.
01:04:47 What would your advice be
01:04:49 for someone who isn't sure
01:04:52 and will find love?
01:04:57 Well, I would say
01:04:59 take a minute
01:05:01 Look at the person
01:05:08 Find out for yourself.
01:05:11 All right.
01:05:17 I think we're like
01:05:20 Do you want me to drive
01:05:22 No, it's okay.
01:05:23 - Are you sure?
01:05:24 - You look tired.
01:05:28 It's gonna be fun.
01:05:30 I'm excited.
01:05:40 What should we talk about?
01:05:42 What do you mean?
01:05:44 I never know what to say
01:05:45 You don't have to say anything.
01:05:47 I just feel more comfortable
01:05:49 It's a given.
01:05:53 Well, I mean, why are we
01:05:55 You knew from the beginning, like,
01:05:59 That's the way it's been
01:06:02 I mean, I don't mean
01:06:05 but that's just
01:06:07 I know.
01:06:10 it might have been more fun
01:06:13 Yeah, it would have been,
01:06:15 but I don't really have a choice,
01:06:18 at least right now.
01:06:23 Mm-hmm.
01:06:28 Try to have fun?
01:06:32 Yeah.
01:06:41 - What's with the globe?
01:06:44 First of all, thank you guys
01:06:46 And the production has decided
01:06:49 to pay for a trip to...
01:06:54 France.
01:06:55 Paris.
01:06:57 We're going to Paris
01:07:00 We leave on a Thursday night.
01:07:05 So we have a whole weekend in Paris
01:07:08 - So it's gonna be filmed?
01:07:11 - What are we doing?
01:07:13 I think we could get, like,
01:07:15 that we can get a nice shot
01:07:18 just doing whatever
01:07:20 It's like you guys
01:07:22 So why am I going?
01:07:25 It's kind of just...
01:07:27 Well, 'cause you guys
01:07:29 So it's kind of me and Charlyne
01:07:31 - That's exactly what it is.
01:07:33 NICK: That's all it is.
01:07:35 I think it's a real great,
01:07:37 of, like, you guys
01:07:40 in your relationship...
01:07:42 but just in Paris.
01:07:44 - And that's the ending?
01:07:46 I mean, what do you think
01:07:49 What are you trying to show?
01:07:53 L...
01:07:54 If we're being sent there, it's
01:07:57 and you guys filmed it.
01:07:59 we're being sent there
01:08:02 I don't think I thought
01:08:05 I just kind of thought it would be
01:08:08 you guys kind of walking around
01:08:10 in what I consider
01:08:13 I just... I don't understand
01:08:16 what the point of us
01:08:19 It's just kind of like a sweet,
01:08:23 Hoping that...
01:08:26 Just that you have
01:08:28 that you're happy...
01:08:32 that, like, you found love.
01:08:37 But I didn't.
01:08:47 A free trip?
01:08:50 - I've never been to Paris.
01:08:52 Me either.
01:08:56 So let's go to Paris.
01:09:08 [KNOCKS]
01:09:10 Charlyne called saying to come by,
01:09:14 so we'll see what it is.
01:09:23 Well, we're here.
01:09:25 I brought the crew.
01:09:35 All right.
01:09:38 Well, you got us out here, Chuck.
01:09:47 What's up?
01:09:50 Uh, so...
01:09:54 Michael called me afterwards
01:09:56 and we talked for a long time
01:10:00 and he basically said
01:10:03 that he didn't want
01:10:08 He didn't want to do what anymore?
01:10:11 We already kind of shot so much.
01:10:14 He didn't want to be with me anymore.
01:10:18 What did he say?
01:10:21 I don't know.
01:10:23 He didn't give a reason?
01:10:25 No, he gave reasons,
01:10:29 I'm sorry to hear that, Charlyne.
01:10:31 I mean it.
01:10:34 Yeah, me too.
01:10:39 You know, let's have fun.
01:10:41 You want to order a pizza
01:10:44 Okay. Play video games?
01:10:46 Let's play every video game
01:10:49 You don't know
01:10:52 I will just strum on anything
01:10:56 Okay.
01:11:08 # See, it's real love #
01:11:11 # Real love #
01:11:13 # If I knew what I know now #
01:11:17 # Back then. #
01:11:19 I mainly write about love
01:11:22 and I've been in a long-distance
01:11:24 for the last two years.
01:11:28 And she came here
01:11:31 and, I don't know,
01:11:34 that she was gonna come here
01:11:36 I thought that
01:11:39 And I don't think
01:11:42 If you knew that by her leaving...
01:11:44 you loved her.
01:11:47 what would you have done
01:11:49 I would have asked her to stay.
01:11:53 I would have, you know,
01:11:56 about all the details of it,
01:11:59 Why can't you just go after her
01:12:02 if you still feel as passionate
01:12:07 I don't know, you know.
01:12:08 Maybe because I'm still
01:12:11 And that song is about
01:12:14 how I totally blew it, you know.
01:12:31 Chuck. Hey, Chuck.
01:12:34 Hey, Charlyne
01:12:37 We got hot chocolate for you.
01:12:39 It's a nice enough room.
01:12:41 All right, Chuck,
01:12:44 check this out.
01:12:48 Wow.
01:12:52 It's gorgeous.
01:12:53 [TRAFFIC NOISE]
01:12:55 NICK: Wow.
01:12:57 Man, that is incredible.
01:13:04 Unbelievable.
01:13:09 Dude, I could live here.
01:13:11 This is amazing.
01:13:18 You should.
01:13:20 I'd consider it...
01:13:23 hang out in cafés all the time,
01:13:27 drink cappuccinos, work on my novel.
01:13:29 You're stupid.
01:13:31 [NICK CHUCKLES]
01:13:35 Are you feeling okay, Chuck?
01:13:38 Eh...
01:13:40 I mean, it's not ideal, but I figure
01:13:43 we'll just go around,
01:13:45 We're in Paris.
01:13:48 You know, it is gorgeous.
01:13:54 Let's get to it, Chuck.
01:13:57 I would say "Shower up" and stuff,
01:13:59 but I know you.
01:14:01 Maybe throw some pants on.
01:14:24 Trois.
01:14:29 Interview that guy.
01:14:32 Merci.
01:15:14 Nick, can we just go to the hotel?
01:15:17 Please just keep walking, Chuck,
01:15:19 I don't feel good.
01:15:21 Okay, I'm actually begging you
01:15:24 No no, we have to go now.
01:15:27 I'm cold. I'm tired.
01:15:29 We've been doing this
01:15:31 It's not about cold and tired. I understand...
01:15:35 This is about your breakup.
01:15:37 - You're stressed out.
01:15:40 - I'm not sad about Mike.
01:15:42 about Mike, Charlyne.
01:15:44 and just really help me
01:15:46 And we're both gonna be so happy.
01:15:48 I promise you.
01:15:50 I'm not sad about Mike.
01:15:53 I'm just sad
01:15:55 that he wants me to love him
01:16:01 I can't.
01:16:07 All right.
01:16:09 You want to go back to the hotel?
01:16:11 Let's go back to the hotel.
01:16:14 I think we're good.
01:16:27 NICK: Hey, Chuck.
01:16:29 CHARLYNE: I just woke up.
01:16:30 How did you sleep?
01:16:32 Eh, so-so.
01:16:34 So-so? Yeah, me too.
01:16:37 Sorry if I was mean
01:16:39 I apologize.
01:16:41 CHARLYNE: It's okay.
01:16:44 I'm just really overwhelmed
01:16:46 NICK: Yeah, I hear you.
01:16:49 Everything okay?
01:16:50 CHARLYNE: I don't know.
01:16:54 but that doesn't mean
01:16:57 I just know that I don't want
01:17:50 We should probably get going.
01:17:59 All right, it's coming up.
01:18:08 Yeah, this is it.
01:18:23 Okay, are you ready?
01:18:34 Watch out. It's slippery.
01:18:41 Well, we're here.
01:18:43 This is it.
01:18:45 Okay.
01:18:48 Good luck, amiga.
01:18:57 Don't slip.
01:19:08 [RINGS DOORBELL]
01:19:16 Hey. Hey.
01:19:19 NICK: Hi, Mike.
01:19:20 - Hey. How is it going?
01:19:22 It's going okay.
01:19:24 How are you doing?
01:19:26 I'm pretty good.
01:19:27 Are you busy?
01:19:29 No, just hanging out.
01:19:31 What are you doing?
01:19:34 Just hanging out.
01:19:35 Yeah. [CLEARS THROAT]
01:19:38 So you guys are in Brampton?
01:19:41 Yeah. It's kind of cold.
01:19:43 - Yeah.
01:19:47 You want to come inside?
01:19:49 Okay.
01:19:54 [CHUCKLES]
01:19:58 Um, you guys should probably
01:20:03 You want us to stay out here?
01:20:09 Okay. Cool.
01:20:17 Okay.
01:20:25 - MICHAEL: You want to take off your shoes?
01:20:28 MICHAEL: How long are you
01:20:31 CHARLYNE: Just today.
01:20:32 Charlyne's mike's still on, Nick,
01:20:35 - I can hear both of them.
01:20:38 CHARLYNE: Um, I really missed you.
01:20:42 MICHAEL: Yeah. Me too.
01:20:45 JAY: She just told Mike
01:20:50 Cut the tape, Jay.
01:21:17 [MOTORCYCLE ENGINE ROARING]
01:21:21 CHARLYNE: There I was,
01:21:24 I was holding tight
01:21:26 and Michael was holding tight
01:21:31 This wasn't the end
01:21:32 We still had a long long way
01:21:37 just me and my man.
01:21:42 And being the wild horse
01:21:44 I couldn't help but drive
01:21:48 - so fast, in fact...
01:21:50 That the cops began to chase us.
01:21:53 I didn't know what to do,
01:21:56 but I knew I couldn't have
01:21:58 I'd come too far.
01:22:00 I zigzagged,
01:22:03 I went up on one wheel,
01:22:06 then I went up on no wheels...
01:22:09 nothing.
01:22:11 [GUNSHOTS]
01:22:12 Bullets whizzed by
01:22:15 I turned to Michael and said,
01:22:17 "If you want to turn back now, baby,
01:22:20 You've gotten yourself involved
01:22:24 "No, I don't want to turn back now.
01:22:27 Perfect.
01:22:28 [GUNSHOTS, SIRENS WAILING]
01:22:32 They fired off one last shot
01:22:34 and this time
01:22:36 - it didn't miss.
01:23:03 With fire behind me,
01:23:06 bruised and battered
01:23:09 - [GUNS CLICKING]
01:23:12 I looked at Michael.
01:23:15 The captain yelled
01:23:18 threatening to shoot,
01:23:20 And I told them that too.
01:23:22 "I don't care!
01:23:26 Sometimes you just gotta live
01:23:30 even if you get hurt.
01:23:32 Sometimes you can only feel something
01:23:36 And I, Charlyne Yi,
01:23:43 Arghh-hh-hh!"
01:23:49 And with that,
01:23:52 to reveal a single tear.
01:23:55 I looked around
01:23:58 The captain looked at me and said,
01:24:00 "Go on, get the hell out of here,
01:24:04 And so I threw Michael
01:24:07 and walked off into the distance,
01:24:12 never looking back.
01:24:24 And, um, that's pretty much
01:24:27 MICHAEL: Yeah, that's exactly
01:25:42 [CHARLYNE VOCALIZING]
01:26:03 # What's that smell
01:26:06 # Is it magic perfume? #
01:26:09 # 'Cause I swearto God #
01:26:12 # You smell just like Christmas #
01:26:16 # To me #
01:26:25 # Yeah, well, you #
01:26:28 # Are my Christmas tree #
01:26:31 # You mean everything to me #
01:26:34 # You mean everything
01:26:37 # And you #
01:26:39 # Are my shooting star #
01:26:42 # If you shoot me
01:26:45 # Then I'll fall apart #
01:26:50 # You lift me up
01:26:53 # Ooh ooh ooh #
01:26:55 # You pick me up
01:26:58 # Ahh ahh ahh #
01:27:00 # And I don't know
01:27:03 # 'Cause you're way down now #
01:27:07 # And I'm way up here #
01:27:10 # Yeah, you have
01:27:13 # So why don't you use them
01:27:17 [VOCALIZING]
01:27:44 Thank you very much.