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00:03:29	It's said that in India a boy
00:03:33	And a girl in every 10 seconds.
00:03:36	But that day... something
00:03:39	Only one boy was born
00:03:45	This naked boy looks so smart!
00:03:48	He looks just like me! In fact
00:03:52	Prem! Yes! The sole hero
00:03:58	This was my first eye
00:04:02	Let it be. My affair with that
00:04:07	People fail in love and
00:04:10	But I started drinking milk.
00:04:14	And then I started growing
00:04:18	We were 7 siblings in our family.
00:04:21	6 sisters... and I...
00:04:25	Is this dress nice?
00:04:26	My childhood was surrounded
00:04:29	Toys... and children... I mean girls.
00:04:35	An average child in his
00:04:38	...he will become an engineer,
00:04:41	...or cricketer when he grows up.
00:04:43	But in my case, God's plan
00:04:47	Because of my upbringing,
00:04:52	...all kind of girls' feelings.
00:04:53	And I started helping those
00:04:55	...whom no girl ever glanced at.
00:04:58	And gradually I became love guru.
00:05:03	These girls! Very blind!
00:05:06	Do you know? 99% girls get
00:05:12	But 99% guys don't find
00:05:19	Their love ends before
00:05:22	And my work begins here.
00:05:25	Love guru! I...
00:05:26	What's the name of the girl?
00:05:27	I don't know! Does it really matter?
00:05:29	It matters to me!
00:05:31	Actually she too...
00:05:33	Loves you.
00:05:37	Yes! Yes! Yes! Yeah! But she too...
00:05:41	She too stammers like you?
00:05:43	No, no!
00:05:44	Oh! She feels shy!
00:05:45	Yes!
00:05:47	Look, your situation is very good!
00:05:48	You begin the matter
00:05:51	My ignorant heart, what
00:05:53	What is the antidote of this pain?
00:05:55	What's your problem?
00:05:57	In the entire universe, amongst
00:06:00	...I locked eyes with such a girl...
00:06:04	...that my life has become radiant.
00:06:07	Good morning, uncle. This
00:06:10	Dear... is this what the teacher
00:06:13	I have fallen in love
00:06:15	By the way, uncle. Do you
00:06:18	Come after 10 years. Okay. Go.
00:06:20	I can't see her without my specs.
00:06:23	And she doesn't want
00:06:25	This is very simple!
00:06:29	Fantastic! You are looking so good!
00:06:31	Thank you!
00:06:33	Here! React at the sound!
00:06:36	So like this, smart, stupid,
00:06:40	...I taught so many people to love!
00:06:41	I made them love! Get married!
00:06:43	I was at the peak of my success!
00:06:47	But my happiness didn't last
00:07:06	''Do you wanna partner... ''
00:07:12	Bhaskar! Right?
00:07:13	Yes! And you?
00:07:15	You have come to meet me.
00:07:20	Love guru in front of me!
00:07:24	My first love!
00:07:25	It's my first love! My
00:07:28	Before this my parents,
00:07:30	...nobody loved at this level.
00:07:32	What kind of a girl do you want?
00:07:36	She should be beautiful!
00:07:41	In this time of inflation... how will
00:07:45	Tell me.
00:07:46	Not three. Its three in
00:07:49	She is true at heart.
00:07:52	There she is!
00:07:59	She is hale and hearty!
00:08:01	Don't be tense. Don't worry.
00:08:04	My brother! I am lucky!
00:08:08	Brother Prem! You are a great man!
00:08:10	Priya, did you hear?
00:08:19	Hello!
00:08:21	What are you doing, Bhaskar?
00:08:22	You love one girl and
00:08:25	What do you mean?
00:08:27	I kissed the girl whom
00:08:29	She is Priya! She is the lucky one!
00:08:32	Hero, do you know who she is?
00:08:35	Priya Jaisingh! Raj
00:08:38	Owner of 1000 crores!
00:08:40	Not just you, even
00:08:43	Forget about it, dude! No chance!
00:08:45	Lmpossible! Lmpossible!
00:08:47	Brother Prem... impossible?
00:08:49	I had heard there is no such
00:08:52	Say that this is not true!
00:08:54	This is the truth, Bhaskar!
00:08:55	Bhaskar Diwakar Chaudhary!
00:08:58	Yes! I can befriend Bush and Osama.
00:09:02	But your affair with
00:09:05	Just forget about it, man!
00:09:07	But brother Prem, listen
00:09:10	Bush? Osama? That international
00:09:13	And this is a small love story!
00:09:16	Brother Prem!
00:09:18	Welcome after the break!
00:09:19	Let's ask our celebrity
00:09:23	...some of her personal answers.
00:09:25	Oh my! Priya!
00:09:27	Welcome back to the show,
00:09:30	So, Ms. Priya, what is
00:09:34	Well, my beloved.
00:09:38	As it is nowadays you don't
00:09:41	What are you saying, Priya?
00:09:43	I am available everyday in
00:09:44	Do many times I did overtime too.
00:09:46	One thing is for sure.
00:09:47	My beloved whether he is a high
00:09:52	...but he will surely
00:09:54	Thank you. Thank you very much.
00:09:57	Who knows?
00:09:58	Maybe my future life partner
00:10:02	He might be standing
00:10:05	I am in front of you.
00:10:07	Hey! Let me also see her!
00:10:10	Who said that? Who said that?
00:10:11	Who said that? Who called her hot?
00:10:13	Are you calling the coffee hot?
00:10:14	No! The girl! She is so hot!
00:10:16	Hello! You shouldn't talk
00:10:23	How did the channel change? Sit!
00:10:26	Why did you change the channel?
00:10:27	- India is batting! Sehwag
00:10:29	Sehwag has his mother's blessing.
00:10:31	My life is still ruined. You
00:10:33	I still can't find the matchmaker!
00:10:35	Love guru! Love guru,
00:10:37	Where are you? I am just coming!
00:10:39	Pay my bill! - What? What bill?
00:10:40	What bill? What money? What?
00:10:43	Hey, take the change, at least.
00:10:48	Hello!
00:10:51	Bhaskar, what did I tell you?
00:10:52	What did you tell me?
00:10:53	Don't you understand!
00:10:56	Forget Priya! And don't call me!
00:10:58	Is she a dish or a dessert?
00:11:00	Hello! Yes, I told you!
00:11:02	How can the matter end if
00:11:07	Brother Prem! Brother Prem!
00:11:10	You are in the bus!
00:11:11	I am wandering around
00:11:13	Brother Prem, please listen to me!
00:11:16	Bhaskar, I can't help you!
00:11:19	Because you are useless!
00:11:22	Leave me alone!
00:11:23	I won't leave you till the time
00:11:28	If not today then I
00:11:29	If not tomorrow then I will
00:11:31	I won't leave you alone!
00:11:34	Come tomorrow! Call me!
00:11:37	I am going to Phuket for a month!
00:11:39	For a family holiday!
00:11:41	And I don't have a roaming card!
00:11:45	Brother Prem!
00:11:46	Hey, it doesn't matter if your
00:11:48	...but I'll roam with you.
00:11:50	Does this bus go to Phuket?
00:12:29	Who is this short guy?
00:12:30	I am Chhota Don.
00:12:33	A small name of two words! And
00:12:38	Watching cricket!
00:12:43	I am Tendulkar of underworld!
00:12:45	Short height. More fights.
00:12:46	This is the secret of
00:12:49	Sehwag and Dhoni! Is
00:12:51	Otherwise the umpire will
00:12:54	Bhai, who is umpire?
00:12:56	Police! Who else?
00:12:59	So along with being a goon,
00:13:03	I used to play! 20 years ago!
00:13:08	I was a fast bowler! Everybody
00:13:12	Once my ball made a batsman
00:13:16	Out or not?
00:13:20	Umpire said not out!
00:13:21	In my angry, I hit him the ball!
00:13:24	The batsman?
00:13:26	And the umpire died!
00:13:29	The batsmen started running!
00:13:32	And since then this Bhindi Express
00:13:37	Look, bhai!
00:13:38	Hey! I don't talk to the 12th man!
00:13:40	Who is the captain of the team?
00:13:43	It's me, bhai!
00:13:44	Wow! Only you have
00:13:50	Whose phone is ringing?
00:13:51	Whose phone is ringing?
00:13:54	Hey, who is it? Who
00:13:58	Lts third umpire.
00:14:21	Hey! Sehwag, run!
00:14:24	Hey, Pathan! On the boundary!
00:14:25	Dhoni, surround her from mid-wicket.
00:14:32	Nab her before she reaches
00:14:36	Nab her! Nab her!
00:14:51	Wow! How?
00:14:53	Please start the car! Some
00:14:56	Underworld? Oh my God!
00:14:58	Ma'am, you are so nice!
00:15:01	Not just underworld, but the
00:15:03	Listen! Please! Will you show
00:15:08	Smartness? I will
00:15:10	But who will save you from me?
00:15:13	What?
00:15:14	Okay! Stop! Stop! Stop!
00:15:16	I will stop the car! But
00:15:20	Thanks.
00:15:21	This is a short meeting.
00:15:24	Listen! I will say it in my
00:15:27	You are going away! But
00:15:32	Halt!
00:15:37	Hey, useless, unknown fellow! I
00:15:40	Hey you! You will make me get up?
00:15:45	Hey! Don't touch!
00:15:46	For the first time somebody
00:15:49	Come on! Say sorry! Say sorry!
00:15:52	Did you hear that? I should
00:15:56	I... Rana from Hariyana
00:15:59	And that too to you? Who are you?
00:16:01	Who am I?
00:16:02	''I am Don. I am Don.''
00:16:06	Police of 11 countries are after me!
00:16:08	I am already having discussion
00:16:11	Hey! Get lost! Brian Lara!
00:16:13	You!
00:16:18	You shoved me!
00:16:20	I won't spare you! I
00:16:25	Good morning, Rosy!
00:16:27	Is the boss in?
00:16:28	Fine!
00:16:31	Hi, guys!
00:16:33	Sorry!
00:16:38	What are you showing me?
00:16:39	One minute, sir!
00:16:41	Chhota Don! And I have got him!
00:16:45	Chhota Don!
00:16:47	Yes, sir! Chhota Don!
00:16:49	Till date CBI, FBI, nobody
00:16:52	First time in front of the world!
00:16:56	Yes! - Mind-blowing! It's
00:16:59	Congratulations, Naina!
00:17:02	Congratulations! Darling!
00:17:04	And double salary! And you
00:17:06	Take it, baby! Take it!
00:17:18	Brother Prem!
00:17:20	Brother Prem, where are you?
00:17:22	Listen!
00:17:23	Do you know a man named
00:17:26	I don't know Prem from
00:17:28	No, Prem from Mumbai!
00:17:31	Do you know love guru?
00:17:32	I only know Waheguru.
00:17:33	Oh, Waheguru is great.
00:17:36	Waheguru is great!
00:17:37	I took Waheguru's name.
00:17:40	Wow!
00:17:43	Don't you have any nice friends?
00:17:44	Yes! Will you marry?
00:17:48	Brother Prem and family!
00:17:49	Brother, when will you marry?
00:17:51	3-4 years after Nikki's marriage!
00:17:54	Why do you always postpone it!
00:17:57	Brother Prem! Brother Prem!
00:17:59	Brother Prem! Brother Prem!
00:18:01	Not from within... I can hear
00:18:06	Brother Prem!
00:18:10	Oh my God!
00:18:11	This stupid...
00:18:12	Uncle! - His name is Bhaskar!
00:18:16	He harasses so much!
00:18:19	Brother Prem! Brother
00:18:21	Hello, sister-in-law!
00:18:27	She... is my sister!
00:18:29	They both... are her children.
00:18:32	Sorry, sister!
00:18:33	He is so sweet like a teddy bear.
00:18:35	Welcome to Phuket!
00:18:36	Wow! Such sweet children!
00:18:42	I told you not to follow me!
00:18:45	I didn't come here for
00:18:47	Visa on arrival.
00:18:49	Why are you spoiling my holidays?
00:18:50	I am nothing! Even God
00:18:54	But brother Prem, listen to me!
00:18:59	Sister!
00:19:00	Hang on! Please!
00:19:02	Sister! Sister, tell me something.
00:19:03	When you had got married, was
00:19:05	...or love marriage?
00:19:07	Of course! It was a love marriage!
00:19:09	Brother Prem had given me away!
00:19:11	Brother Prem, look at this!
00:19:15	And you are not helping me! Why?
00:19:18	Because... Priya is Mercedes
00:19:22	If Priya is Boeing then
00:19:25	If Priya is Kohinoor diamond
00:19:28	If Priya is capable
00:19:31	This is the bus that will
00:19:32	Take the window seat and leave!
00:19:34	Take this man to the airport!
00:19:37	All yours! Okay! Go!
00:19:40	I won't come! I won't come!
00:19:45	Hey!
00:19:49	Prem, this is not fair.
00:19:51	What happened? - Bhaskar had come
00:19:54	And you told him to return.
00:19:55	Uncle Bhaskar is so sweet!
00:19:56	And Prem uncle so rude!
00:19:58	What? Kids, what do you both
00:20:04	Nobody can evade death,
00:20:07	Brother Prem!
00:20:08	Did you hear that? Now let's go!
00:20:09	We are still in danger!
00:20:22	No! - Uncle, it is you?
00:20:25	Queen, spin around.
00:20:28	The lake is filled with water.
00:20:30	So will float...
00:20:33	Bhaskar, don't make a noise!
00:20:35	You are lying here naked! Leave!
00:20:40	Brother Bhaskar, here is the towel.
00:20:41	Will you wear this T-shirt?
00:20:42	Thank you!
00:20:44	Hey! Are you blind?
00:20:47	How will it fit this Bhaskar!
00:20:48	Don't worry! It will fit me!
00:20:51	Body hug! My size is such
00:20:56	Have you come to your
00:20:58	Brother Prem... what was I saying?
00:21:00	I am here only! I am
00:21:04	Brother Prem, I was saying...
00:21:07	No, no, brother Bhaskar!
00:21:09	I am the happiest person
00:21:12	It's just that I hate you,
00:21:16	I love you too!
00:21:17	I love you too!
00:21:18	Thank you!
00:21:24	Queen, spin around.
00:21:27	So much of water. So will float...
00:21:33	Ginger tea!
00:21:41	Sister... whose snap is this?
00:21:45	He is my husband. 3 years ago...
00:21:50	I understood!
00:21:53	Don't say anything!
00:21:56	Now I can't listen. God can't
00:22:01	...hope he will never be.
00:22:03	No, no! - What no?
00:22:06	You have taken so many
00:22:08	Listen to me!
00:22:09	Now, I am telling you.
00:22:13	Listen... - Listen to what?
00:22:15	Brother!
00:22:18	No, Bhaskar. - What no?
00:22:19	Listen to me.
00:22:23	What was he suffering from?
00:22:24	No, no. - Shut up!
00:22:28	You don't listen to the whole thing!
00:22:30	Why? What happened?
00:22:31	Brother-in-law is in America!
00:22:33	He is hale and hearty!
00:22:37	Meaning he is alive!
00:22:38	He is the father of 2 children!
00:22:44	That is what I was thinking!
00:22:45	A person which such a glow
00:22:49	I pray for brother-in-law's
00:22:51	That is true, brother.
00:22:54	Today I have cooked brother
00:22:56	Chicken Tandoori!
00:22:58	Chicken Tandoori! It's
00:23:00	Is that so?
00:23:01	And when both of us like
00:23:04	...then why should we
00:23:09	Hot lentils are ready!
00:23:11	Pass me the butter. I am on a diet.
00:23:14	Take this. You are dieting and
00:23:16	The way mother Yashoda had
00:23:21	...I got to each such
00:23:22	Hey, shut up. - I am famished.
00:23:25	She is my sister! She is not
00:23:28	That you are buttering her!
00:23:30	Oh yeah! - What was that? Who spoke?
00:23:32	Now see, you can't rule over burp
00:23:35	Right sister? Right kids?
00:23:36	Shut up! Eat your food! And go!
00:23:39	Otherwise I will kill you!
00:23:40	Kill you for what? There
00:23:44	How can I go home?
00:23:45	You can leave after 4 days!
00:23:47	Listen! King of snoring!
00:23:49	You can neither sleep
00:23:51	Don't worry, uncle Bhaskar!
00:23:54	Did you see that? Children's heart
00:23:56	Learn something from them!
00:23:58	I will call your husband.
00:23:59	And tell him that an unknown man
00:24:03	Hey!
00:24:04	Oh my God! What is he saying?
00:24:05	Tell him that I am like your brother.
00:24:07	More than a brother.
00:24:09	Hey don't worry. He will be alright.
00:24:22	There are so many new
00:24:26	In this age of playing
00:24:28	...you have got entangled in what?
00:24:30	Leave it! It's a baby missile!
00:24:34	You must have seen it in war.
00:24:36	It follows the enemy
00:24:40	Is that so?
00:24:41	How does this work? With a button?
00:24:43	Not on battery. My voice.
00:24:45	It gets activated when
00:24:48	Is that so? You are
00:24:50	If that was true, wouldn't
00:24:52	...when you said go baby go?
00:24:54	I have to give the final
00:24:56	Don't disturb me.
00:24:59	Final touch up! He'll give!
00:25:02	Good morning everybody!
00:25:05	Good morning, sister!
00:25:06	Good morning, brother!
00:25:07	Good morning, Mr. Prem!
00:25:11	Wow! Mind-blowing! Amazing body,
00:25:15	Too good!
00:25:16	Is it since childhood or
00:25:19	Too good!
00:25:21	What sisterly emotion!
00:25:23	Wow! What clothes!
00:25:25	Sister, is it available readymade...
00:25:26	...or you have to get it stitched?
00:25:28	Readymade!
00:25:29	You get it readymade.
00:25:31	Brother Prem, why are you going
00:25:33	Teach jet ski to me too.
00:25:36	You never know! Seeing open body...
00:25:38	Zip him too.
00:25:40	He has been behind me
00:25:42	Brother Prem, the fact is
00:25:45	And brother Prem, I won't
00:25:48	I am like this missile!
00:25:49	If I go after a person,
00:25:51	You just have to say it
00:25:54	Uncle, don't say that!
00:25:57	Are you mad? Why will
00:26:00	It's yours! It listens to your
00:26:02	Just now you said go baby go!
00:26:04	Hey, what happened?
00:26:06	Uncle, this has activated.
00:26:08	Uncle! - Nephew!
00:26:15	Nephew! - Uncle!
00:26:16	Stop it!
00:26:20	Uncle! - Nephew!
00:26:21	Uncle, the missile is about to leave.
00:26:23	What?
00:26:24	I am not able to hear you.
00:26:26	It is gone!
00:26:28	Rocket!
00:27:02	Hey brother, escape and save us.
00:27:19	Bhaskar, scoundrel, let me come out
00:27:54	Hey, go somewhere else.
00:27:57	Go somewhere else.
00:28:19	Oh lord, please save me.
00:28:24	Bhaskar, let me escape from this,
00:28:44	Bhaskar! Bhaskar!
00:28:48	Leave my house! Get lost!
00:28:51	Leave this place!
00:28:55	Sorry! By mistake the
00:28:58	By mistake! Your birth
00:29:01	I could have died!
00:29:02	Do you know the cost of
00:29:08	What do I know? I have always
00:29:11	You!
00:29:13	It was an accident! Please!
00:29:15	Brother Bhaskar, say sorry
00:29:18	Prem... I am sorry.
00:29:24	Kids, come on!
00:29:25	Uncle Bhaskar and I
00:29:27	So go out!
00:29:29	I regret that you turned out to be...
00:29:32	...much more stupid than
00:29:35	Forget Priya! You can't
00:29:38	Do you know why?
00:29:40	Because Bhaskar... you are
00:29:43	...of foolishness and stupidity!
00:29:45	Brand ambassador!
00:29:48	And before leaving listen
00:29:51	If you can't live without Priya...
00:29:55	Because if a stupid and
00:29:59	...then it won't make any
00:30:01	Got it?
00:30:07	Kids, come! Bid your dear
00:30:10	Uncle Bhaskar is leaving forever!
00:30:14	Pammi, remove him within 5 minutes.
00:30:16	Otherwise I will leave at the
00:30:19	Please Prem.
00:30:21	Uncle Bhaskar! Uncle Bhaskar!
00:30:23	Are you crying?
00:30:25	Brother Bhaskar...
00:30:29	Please don't mind him and cry.
00:30:39	I... I am not crying, sister
00:30:46	Brother Prem is right.
00:30:49	It was my mistake... that I
00:30:57	There is a huge difference
00:31:02	I was searching for a girl's love.
00:31:05	And I got the love of a family.
00:31:10	So I stayed here.
00:31:15	Look, I am an idiot. No.
00:31:20	What was brother Prem
00:31:24	But you tell him one thing.
00:31:29	He shouldn't stop! Uniting lovers!
00:31:34	What about me? Fine.
00:31:38	Brother Bhaskar! Brother Bhaskar!
00:31:42	Brother Bhaskar!
00:31:44	Phuket to Bangkok! Bus
00:31:46	39 passengers saved!
00:31:50	One critically injured! Bhaskar
00:31:53	I am sure Bhaskar is the one!
00:31:54	Bhaskar's name is not
00:31:56	How can you say that it's Bhaskar!
00:31:57	I can say that because Bhaskar
00:32:00	Problems don't go after Bhaskar!
00:32:03	But Bhaskar runs after problems!
00:32:05	All this happened because of you!
00:32:07	If you had not send him by bus...
00:32:08	...then today he would
00:32:09	Thank God he was on the bus!
00:32:11	No! I am not mean!
00:32:13	What is mean is that I too want
00:32:16	He should lose his memory!
00:32:20	Stupid Bhaskar!
00:32:28	Listen! Where is the man who
00:32:31	Some passenger of seat number 50.
00:32:33	His name is Bhaskar.
00:32:46	Bhaskar. Shit man, Bhaskar.
00:32:52	Bhaskar, please forgive me.
00:32:56	I told you to forget your love.
00:33:02	Love is in nobody's control.
00:33:05	But you left in the bus. And
00:33:12	You should have at least
00:33:17	I would have introduced
00:33:22	You are that lover... who
00:33:27	...and left his bag for me.
00:33:30	Bhaskar, you are not dead.
00:33:37	God bless your soul, Bhaskar.
00:33:41	I don't know why I feel that
00:33:45	...and embrace me.
00:33:47	And you will forgive me.
00:33:50	I forgive you.
00:33:51	Oh no!
00:33:53	Bhaskar, you are alive!
00:33:54	Bhaskar, you are alive!
00:33:56	Bhaskar, you are alive?
00:33:57	Yes! Bhaskar is alive!
00:33:59	Oh no, man! How did this happen?
00:34:02	It's all his grace.
00:34:04	He is uncle John.
00:34:06	When I sat in the bus... he said...
00:34:08	...dear... can I sit in your seat?
00:34:11	I want to see the valleys
00:34:14	I said, why not. Sit.
00:34:16	Here there is only destruction.
00:34:19	Poor man... he died while
00:34:24	And I came in this lovely hospital.
00:34:26	Its Wadia hospital.
00:34:28	This is destiny!
00:34:29	Your good luck... and my bad luck.
00:34:31	No, Prem! I heard it!
00:34:37	I forgive you! You
00:34:40	You worry so much... I am touched!
00:34:42	Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
00:34:44	You didn't die! So
00:34:46	Brother Prem, just now you were
00:34:49	Look, brother Prem!
00:34:51	I won't leave you alone!
00:34:53	Because you are the messiah who
00:34:55	When Priya will give me a son,
00:34:57	How sweet! - I will keep your
00:34:59	Brother Prem, please help me!
00:35:02	You will have to help me!
00:35:04	Brother Prem, you will help me!
00:35:07	Brother Prem, you will
00:35:10	Brother Prem, you will
00:35:12	Brother Prem, you will
00:35:17	Was he that same uncle John?
00:35:18	Not was, he is alive.
00:35:24	''Do you want a partner, o partner? ''
00:35:26	''Do you want a partner? ''
00:35:27	''Love me, love me.''
00:35:29	''Do you want a partner, o partner? ''
00:35:31	''Do you want a partner? ''
00:35:42	''Do you want a partner, o partner? ''
00:35:44	''Do you want a partner? ''
00:35:45	''Love me, love me.''
00:35:47	''Do you want a partner, o partner? ''
00:35:49	''Do you want a partner? ''
00:35:54	''Love me, love me.''
00:35:59	''Love me, love me.''
00:36:00	''This love makes your heart beat.''
00:36:02	''You fly in your fervour.''
00:36:09	''This love makes your heart beat.''
00:36:11	''You fly in your fervour.''
00:36:14	''Your love is a question.''
00:36:16	''You yourself answer it.''
00:36:18	''But, if.''
00:36:24	''But, if.''
00:36:27	''When she comes in front of me.''
00:36:29	''My heart skips a beat
00:36:37	''Love me, love me.''
00:36:41	''Love me, love me.''
00:36:43	''Do you want a partner, o partner? ''
00:36:45	''Do you want a partner? ''
00:36:46	''Love me, love me.''
00:36:47	''Do you want a partner, o partner? ''
00:36:49	''Do you want a partner? ''
00:37:08	''Love me, love me.''
00:37:13	''Love me, love me.''
00:37:14	''At times I just think.''
00:37:23	''At times I just think.''
00:37:27	''From hello, hi, how are you? ''
00:37:30	''Can I proceed ahead? ''
00:37:32	''Swaying tresses, luscious lips.''
00:37:36	''Swaying tresses, luscious lips.''
00:37:39	''Twilights of love.''
00:37:40	''You will get your love.''
00:37:43	''Come, I will teach you love.''
00:37:49	''Love me, love me.''
00:37:53	''Love me, love me.''
00:37:54	''God on one hand and beloved
00:38:03	''God on one hand and beloved
00:38:07	''I will say sorry to God and
00:38:12	''Come in my dreams.''
00:38:16	''Come in my dreams.''
00:38:19	''Or give the oath of your love.''
00:38:21	''The path of love is very arduous.''
00:38:29	''Love me, love me.''
00:38:33	''Love me, love me.''
00:38:34	''Do you want a partner, o partner? ''
00:38:36	''Do you want a partner? ''
00:38:38	''Love me, love me.''
00:38:39	''Do you want a partner, o partner? ''
00:38:41	''Do you want a partner? ''
00:38:42	''Love me, love me.''
00:38:52	''Do you want a partner, o partner? ''
00:38:54	''Do you want a partner? ''
00:38:55	''Love me, love me.''
00:39:11	Good morning, madam. - Good morning.
00:39:24	''Come, my heart is very restless... ''
00:39:28	''O, my prince...
00:39:35	Since the time I have fallen
00:39:39	What do I have to do with that?
00:39:40	I am just sharing my feelings.
00:39:46	''Come, the spring is here,
00:39:57	My pant! My pant got wet!
00:39:59	It will look as if I have
00:40:09	Hello.
00:40:10	Bhaskar... Priya went into
00:40:15	No! All wet! All wet!
00:40:18	What do you mean, Bhaskar?
00:40:20	Hello!
00:40:25	Just see that girl!
00:40:31	Stupid Bhaskar!
00:40:32	Bhaskar! - Yes!
00:40:34	Are you going to the
00:40:35	Brother Prem, don't stop me! Priya
00:40:37	Bhaskar, from 10, 8 girls will
00:40:44	What's the problem?
00:40:54	Stupid Bhaskar!
00:41:02	Rock the conference room's
00:41:06	That it will daze Priya.
00:41:08	It should amaze her!
00:41:10	Shock and rock! Shock and rock!
00:41:14	Shock and rock! Shock
00:41:16	Shock and rock!
00:41:18	Shock and rock! Shock and rock!
00:41:20	Excuse me! I am sorry!
00:41:22	I am so sorry!
00:41:24	Sorry, brother.
00:41:28	Sorry madam.
00:41:33	Oh my god. I am so sorry.
00:41:41	Everything is all right.
00:41:43	Thank you.
00:41:46	Gentlemen, I need your advice.
00:41:48	I want to invest in my childhood
00:41:51	It's a designer diamonds' business.
00:41:54	The investment will
00:41:57	I would like to help my friend.
00:41:59	But what is everybody's opinion?
00:42:01	Should we go for this
00:42:04	Ma'am, without the market research...
00:42:06	...we don't even buy vegetables.
00:42:07	And these are diamonds.
00:42:09	Correct, ma'am.
00:42:10	Personal relationship and
00:42:12	...not a good idea.
00:42:13	You have a point.
00:42:15	Does anybody else want
00:42:16	'Rock the conference
00:42:18	'That it will daze Priya.'
00:42:19	No! I mean yes! Yeah!
00:42:21	Can I say something?
00:42:23	Now he too will say something!
00:42:28	Excuse me! Please! Let him speak!
00:42:31	Thank you! How old are you?
00:42:35	25! Why?
00:42:36	You are 25 years old
00:42:39	I mean 25 years old and brain
00:42:42	Have you lost it?
00:42:44	You can invest so much
00:42:45	Can't you use a bit of your brain?
00:42:47	Why do you need their brains
00:42:50	But you all are my
00:42:52	What advisors?
00:42:54	Does the sun advice the clouds?
00:42:55	Excuse me. Can I come out?
00:42:57	Does the lake take advice
00:42:58	Whether I should meet
00:43:00	Forget about this! These
00:43:01	Does a small innocent child
00:43:04	...to pee on his mother's lap?
00:43:06	The child just does it!
00:43:07	You too take the decision!
00:43:09	Like this!
00:43:10	When you didn't think before
00:43:12	...then why are you thinking
00:43:15	And as it is... whose advice
00:43:18	This mister... he is not
00:43:21	He has never even brought
00:43:23	What advice will he give you?
00:43:24	And whose advice are you
00:43:26	He can't even wear his underwear!
00:43:28	He will change your
00:43:30	These are rich people.
00:43:32	Now take my example.
00:43:33	I... we for ajob of 30,000 rupees.
00:43:37	...we wait for the 30th.
00:43:39	How can we take the decision of
00:43:41	Come on, ma'am!
00:43:44	And first take the decision that
00:43:48	And don't take all the decisions
00:43:50	Take some decisions
00:43:52	I know... you have a golden heart.
00:43:56	Hey! Are you with me?
00:43:58	Mr. Bhaskar! You are
00:44:01	What the hell are you saying?
00:44:02	Who the hell are you to yell on me?
00:44:05	And who the hell are you to tell
00:44:07	I am not talking hell!
00:44:09	And if we don't gel, then
00:44:14	You don't have manners to
00:44:16	You shut up!
00:44:18	You shut up!
00:44:19	If you are my senior then I am
00:44:23	I... I am leaving the job!
00:44:26	Before you throw me out,
00:44:29	Where a person doesn't
00:44:31	...to speak and think, there what
00:44:33	Greetings! Goodbye!
00:44:35	I don't want to work here!
00:44:38	But I will miss you!
00:44:55	They messed up with me.
00:45:01	So how was it, Bhaskar?
00:45:05	I insulted Priya.
00:45:06	Wow! - I said whatever came
00:45:08	Wow! - And I flung my resignation
00:45:10	What have I done? What have I done?
00:45:13	For my love, I lost my livelihood!
00:45:15	You... you had told me!
00:45:18	Shock her and she will notice you!
00:45:20	And I gave the notice
00:45:22	I will have to apologise to her!
00:45:24	I am going!
00:45:28	You won't go anywhere! She
00:45:31	She won't come for 10 lifetimes.
00:45:33	My work is limited only to this
00:45:35	It's not for many lifetimes!
00:45:36	Count to 10! 10... 9... 8... - Why are
00:45:41	5... 4... 3... 2... here she comes.
00:45:45	This is what you think.
00:45:46	Go, go and open the door.
00:45:47	But let me open the door!
00:45:55	Hello, Bhaskar.
00:45:58	Shut your mouth otherwise
00:46:01	Hello, ma'am.
00:46:03	Nobody has ever spoken
00:46:08	I was just about to...
00:46:10	Don't kneel. Take the
00:46:12	Excellent, Bhaskar! Excellent!
00:46:14	I liked the way you spoke to me!
00:46:19	I don't want those people
00:46:21	...who always agree with me.
00:46:23	I am so impressed!
00:46:25	Yes, ma'am!
00:46:27	I mean no ma'am.
00:46:30	Actually I was thinking that if we
00:46:36	Actually I want to take
00:46:38	So... let's meet.
00:46:40	Along with dinner we can
00:46:42	Dinner, okay, okay! Dinner,
00:46:44	Dinner, done, done, done!
00:46:45	You will have to take appointment!
00:46:48	You will have to take appointment!
00:46:50	No! I am ready! Whenever
00:46:53	I will give you my number!
00:46:56	Do you have a pen?
00:47:03	Thank you!
00:47:06	She is very beautiful.
00:47:16	Thank you! Thank you,
00:47:19	Bhaskar, not Priya ma'am,
00:47:33	So much happiness...
00:47:37	So much happiness!
00:47:41	Stop. Stop.
00:47:43	Take this!
00:47:46	I have never been so happy!
00:47:51	Your happiness is coming
00:47:53	So much happiness! - Take this!
00:48:02	You are really very happy!
00:48:04	Help! - You are trying to
00:48:12	Run! Run nicely and briskly! Run!
00:48:18	What style! You need help?
00:48:22	Prem is always ready to
00:48:26	But tell me something!
00:48:27	Are you Hanuman's fan
00:48:29	You go please.
00:48:43	Easy! Sit!
00:48:48	Hold me tightly!
00:48:50	Hold me tightly! Hold me tightly!
00:48:52	Now, I'll finish her.
00:48:55	Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:49:04	What did you say? - Leave!
00:49:05	What did you say?
00:49:07	She has clicked my snap. Tell her
00:49:10	You shorty, first you develop.
00:49:12	Who are you?
00:49:14	I am Don! Police of 11 countries
00:49:17	Is that so? And you must be having
00:49:19	Yes! - You fool!
00:49:22	Why are you hitting me, rascal?
00:49:24	Shall I leave you? - Yes, leave me.
00:49:26	Yes, leave me. - Okay then, go!
00:49:31	Hey! Can't you see!
00:49:34	Fool! You are pointing the
00:49:38	Take his gun!
00:49:39	Roll down the window!
00:49:42	Now I will roll down the window
00:49:44	We have nabbed Chhota Don!
00:49:46	Yes, let's go.
00:49:49	Hey, don't you dare take me
00:49:53	I am warning you.
00:50:02	Thanks for saving my life!
00:50:04	No, no! I have saved my
00:50:07	Tell me something.
00:50:08	Besides Dhoom and Krish's stunts...
00:50:10	...can't you take me out for dinner
00:50:14	You will find many normal people...
00:50:16	I like surprises.
00:50:18	Even I like surprises!
00:50:19	Quickly give me your phone number
00:50:22	Then write it down! Nokia 6600!
00:50:25	BPL or Hutch!
00:50:27	This is not a surprise!
00:50:32	What job do you do?
00:50:34	Read it in Mumbai Masala tomorrow.
00:50:37	Listen to me! Listen to me!
00:50:40	Bye!
00:50:50	Editor. Yes.
00:50:56	Courier for Naina Sahani!
00:50:58	Oh! What! Love guru has sent it.
00:51:02	I think the sweet affair of
00:51:06	Wow!
00:51:10	Walkie-talkie!
00:51:13	Hi!
00:51:16	I wanted to talk to you again!
00:51:19	Otherwise I don't like to disturb
00:51:24	So what are you doing
00:51:26	I am flirting. What else?
00:51:27	And listen, don't disconnect.
00:51:30	But my intention is very strong.
00:51:32	Look, thanks for saving my life.
00:51:35	But I don't know you! Okay! Over!
00:51:37	Then know him! What's the harm?
00:51:40	Then know me. Let's
00:51:44	Sorry! On Friday I have to go
00:51:49	Let's meet on Saturday! Over!
00:51:51	On Saturday I myself am
00:51:53	Liar!
00:51:56	You are acting too smugly!
00:51:57	Sunday! Sunday! Over!
00:52:00	You are really funny!
00:52:01	Then Sunday morning at 7
00:52:04	Victoria Palace. Okay! Over!
00:52:07	Sunday, 7 o'clock in the
00:52:09	Will do! Will do!
00:52:10	It's perfect! Say yes!
00:52:13	Ma'am, you said Sunday,
00:52:16	Is that so? What if she had
00:52:19	Then I would have given her this!
00:52:21	How romantic!
00:52:22	This guy is crazy!
00:52:34	Wow! How come so early!
00:52:39	So that it's not late to say
00:52:41	So don't delay it! Say what
00:52:43	I am dying to hear the
00:52:46	Then hear it... thank you and sorry.
00:52:49	Thank you and sorry?
00:52:51	It has you but what
00:52:55	Thanks for your gift.
00:52:57	And we can't have another
00:52:59	Sorry for that.
00:53:01	I am just probably not the one.
00:53:03	Look! Don't think you are any less!
00:53:05	No matter how you are,
00:53:08	Then know one thing! - What?
00:53:11	No matter how much you try,
00:53:13	...you can't reach to my heart
00:53:16	Okay! Goodbye!
00:53:19	What's your phone number?
00:53:21	Say something! Address!
00:53:26	E-mail ID! At least
00:53:30	What's your name?
00:53:31	Leelawati! Saraswati!
00:53:47	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:53:49	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:53:51	''Senorita Maria! ''
00:53:53	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:53:56	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:54:00	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:54:02	''Beloved, my heart beats
00:54:07	''After falling in love with you.''
00:54:13	''This love is a catastrophe.''
00:54:17	''And you are with me.''
00:54:21	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:54:23	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:54:25	''Senorita Maria! ''
00:54:26	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:54:30	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:54:34	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:55:06	''I love you immensely.''
00:55:07	''Accept this truth.''
00:55:09	''Accept it. Accept it.''
00:55:11	''You won't gain anything
00:55:13	''Know this truth.''
00:55:15	''Know it! Know it! ''
00:55:17	''Someday you will fall
00:55:21	''Someday you will belong
00:55:25	''So many lovers come.''
00:55:26	''They give their heart and leave.''
00:55:28	''I know everybody's intention.''
00:55:31	''Beloved, my heart beats
00:55:37	''After falling in love with you.''
00:55:43	''This love is a catastrophe.''
00:55:47	''And you are with me.''
00:55:51	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:55:53	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:55:54	''Senorita Maria! ''
00:55:56	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:56:00	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:56:04	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:56:36	''Beloved, you are very beautiful.''
00:56:43	''And you have lovely charms.''
00:56:47	''Your talks are fatal.''
00:56:54	''Still you will not
00:56:58	''I will steal you from you.''
00:57:02	''Give me the permission''
00:57:05	''Beloved, my heart beats
00:57:11	''After falling in love with you.''
00:57:17	''This love is a catastrophe.''
00:57:21	''And you are with me.''
00:57:25	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:57:26	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:57:28	''Senorita Maria! ''
00:57:30	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:57:34	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:57:38	''Maria! Maria! ''
00:57:41	If you like Maria so much
00:57:44	My name is Naina Sania!
00:57:47	Bye!
00:58:05	Brother Prem! Brother Prem!
00:58:07	I can't do this, brother
00:58:12	Why did Priya give you her number?
00:58:16	So that you will call her.
00:58:18	Look, if you will take so much
00:58:21	...then she will dispose
00:58:22	Yeah! Yeah?
00:58:25	Call her! Give her a missed call.
00:58:27	Disconnect before she answers
00:58:29	Is it necessary to disconnect
00:58:31	Priya's incoming is free.
00:58:33	Brother Prem! Brother Prem,
00:58:36	Call her! Disconnect! Give her
00:58:38	But why will she call me?
00:58:40	But...
00:58:41	If you are insisting so much
00:58:43	Disconnect! Disconnect!
00:58:44	Call! Disconnect! Disconnect! Call!
00:58:46	What game is this, brother?
00:58:47	This is the game! It's
00:58:49	Oh no! I will have to explain!
00:58:54	You have to explain!
00:58:57	Oh my God! Bhaskar called!
00:59:02	If he called... then why
00:59:04	Does Bhaskar want to
00:59:06	Does he want to say something?
00:59:07	If he wants to ask, then what's
00:59:10	If he wants to say, then
00:59:14	I am very impatient! I want to know!
00:59:16	Something is the matter!
00:59:18	Count till 10! She will call!
00:59:20	Brother Prem! Brother Prem!
00:59:22	Lts Priya's call! Talk
00:59:24	Shall I have my honeymoon with her?
00:59:26	Answer it!
00:59:28	Hello! Priya! Hello! Yes,
00:59:33	Bhaskar! Did you call?
00:59:35	Yes, yes! No! Love guru had called!
00:59:38	No. Thursday! Your company's
00:59:41	I had called to remind
00:59:43	Bhaskar! You really work
00:59:46	You are fabulous! You are
00:59:48	I know!
00:59:49	You are God! I love you!
00:59:51	Your company! I love your company!
00:59:54	Mr. Bhaskar, are you with me?
00:59:57	You will have to prepare a
01:00:00	...our India Infosys project.
01:00:01	But soon!
01:00:03	Yes. What are you saying?
01:00:05	And yes! I remembered!
01:00:07	Can you spare some time for
01:00:10	It is really in a mess.
01:00:12	Yeah! Yeah! I can join any
01:00:16	Yes. Okay!
01:00:18	Bhaskar, where are you going?
01:00:19	I don't know where I am going!
01:00:22	Yes, Priya! Priya! Where
01:00:25	Why don't we meet for dinner?
01:00:27	Okay! Dinner! Okay!
01:00:30	Bhaskar! Bhaskar, stop it!
01:00:33	Don't go ahead! Otherwise
01:00:35	When the girl herself
01:00:37	...then why should I stay back?
01:00:40	Yes.
01:00:42	I was not talking to you!
01:00:44	Now tell me!
01:00:45	I am saying... let's meet
01:00:48	Yes! Yes! Yes!
01:00:50	So much excitement is not
01:00:52	You will get cardiac arrest! And
01:00:55	Stop it, Bhaskar!
01:00:57	Bhaskar!
01:01:04	The poor guy went barefoot!
01:01:09	Bhaskar!
01:01:10	Nothing will happen!
01:01:12	Nothing happened!
01:01:14	Crazy man! Crazy!
01:01:19	Brother!
01:01:23	Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
01:01:26	You didn't die! Even after
01:01:28	Who fell? Brother, I was
01:01:32	It felt as if soft breeze
01:01:37	Air didn't harm me! It was
01:01:41	The sky was saying, wow,
01:01:44	And the earth was saying, how
01:01:47	I felt as if with the parachute
01:01:50	...landing on the ground.
01:01:53	Brother Prem, usually after
01:01:55	...a person dies.
01:01:56	But I landed on the flowers. Isn't
01:01:58	Correct! Strange! Nothing happened
01:02:03	What waist? Whose waist?
01:02:05	When love is my backbone,
01:02:07	Stop it, Bhaskar!
01:02:08	Tomorrow you are taking Priya
01:02:11	Do you know what to do?
01:02:15	Nowadays the culture
01:02:18	Party... dinners... dancing.
01:02:22	Well, I know about dinner. I have
01:02:25	Now about parties and dances...
01:02:27	...then its quite common.
01:02:28	And as far as my dance
01:02:30	...how can I praise my own self,
01:02:33	When I dance... my dance
01:02:38	''Beloved looks beautiful in
01:02:42	''Move the pillow, its heavy.''
01:02:46	''Move the pillow.''
01:02:49	''Move the pillow, its heavy.''
01:02:53	''Move the pillow, its heavy.''
01:02:58	Brother Prem, did you like it?
01:03:01	Superb! Superb! Fabulous!
01:03:04	No! Say it openly! Did you like it?
01:03:07	I felt as if somebody is dancing
01:03:11	There is a class in dance.
01:03:13	Since 6th class I have
01:03:14	Till date nobody has complained.
01:03:16	By class I mean... style.
01:03:20	Get up!
01:03:23	Here! Come here! Stand here!
01:03:25	Put your hand up!
01:03:27	Fingers inside.
01:03:29	If you did it vulgarly
01:03:30	Is this vulgar? I am sorry.
01:03:32	Two fingers.
01:03:34	Yes! That's it!
01:03:36	Is this not vulgar?
01:03:37	No! This is the style!
01:03:40	Yes! Of course! Now watch! - Ok.
01:03:42	''Just chill, chill. Just chill.''
01:03:45	''Beloved, unite your
01:03:48	''Beloved, unite your heart with
01:03:52	''Just chill, chill. Just chill.''
01:03:53	''Screaming, the beloved calls.''
01:03:57	''Crow... '' - So you have
01:03:58	''Just chill, chill. Just chill.''
01:04:02	How can I chill without moving?
01:04:05	Okay! Like this!
01:04:08	Now loud!
01:04:09	''Just chill, chill. Just chill.''
01:04:13	''Just chill, chill. Just chill.''
01:04:16	''Just chill, chill.''
01:04:27	Today for the first time
01:04:31	Best of luck, Prem!
01:04:43	Hello, boy!
01:04:46	Hey! Why did you smash my headlight?
01:04:48	Not yours! Of your car!
01:04:50	But why?
01:04:53	Do you have the insurance?
01:04:55	Then take this too!
01:04:59	I won't spare you!
01:05:01	I won't spare you!
01:05:03	Come on, guys.
01:05:46	Why? Had fun?
01:06:04	Come out! Come out!
01:06:07	Prem? - You?
01:06:08	What happened to you?
01:06:10	You? What are you doing here?
01:06:11	I am following!
01:06:13	I see! So following me you
01:06:16	I am not following you! I am
01:06:18	He has come here! Look what he did!
01:06:24	He!
01:06:25	Hey! Hey! -Mummy!
01:06:28	What? Mummy! Kid, what are you?
01:06:32	You have started calling your
01:06:33	Neighbour? I am his mother!
01:06:36	I see! He is your Rohan!
01:06:42	What? He is your son?
01:06:45	Yes! She is my mummy!
01:06:48	Do you have any problem?
01:06:50	Are you married?
01:06:51	Then what! From where did I come?
01:07:12	Who is she? What kind
01:07:16	An unwed mother? A married mother?
01:07:19	A divorcee mother?
01:07:23	For the first time
01:07:27	And she has a child!
01:07:29	What is this? How can it be?
01:07:32	Like this!
01:07:38	Hello, son.
01:07:43	Call your mother.
01:07:46	Wow! What a happening place!
01:07:48	I love to come to places like this.
01:07:49	Really?
01:07:51	Come on, Bhaskar! Today
01:07:53	...you to my best friend Kiran!
01:07:56	Best friend Kiran?
01:07:58	Formula number 1 to
01:08:01	Lmpress her friend. Praise her.
01:08:04	Sorry to interrupt you.
01:08:06	From where do I begin
01:08:09	Very simple! What is the first
01:08:12	I see the complete personality!
01:08:15	Very Good. Then start from the top!
01:08:18	First praise her hair.
01:08:20	Come down. Praise her soft cheeks.
01:08:24	Then go up... and praise her eyes.
01:08:28	Then from the nose, praise
01:08:32	And then praise her neck.
01:08:38	Murderer! Not like this! Like this!
01:08:42	Like this!
01:08:45	By the way... sorry to
01:08:48	If I praise her so much
01:08:50	...her friend only
01:08:52	Shut up, Bhaskar! Just
01:08:55	Hey, Bhaskar! Where are you lost?
01:08:58	No, no. I was asking that your
01:09:04	Hi!
01:09:05	Oh wow, Priya! Oh God! Looking
01:09:08	Excuse me, ladies! Oh wow, Priya!
01:09:11	Wow, Priya! Thanks for coming!
01:09:15	He is my best friend Kiran!
01:09:18	He is Kiran?
01:09:21	Bhaskar Diwakar Chaudhary!
01:09:23	Where are Diwakar and Chaudhary?
01:09:24	I am all three of them!
01:09:29	Kiran... let me tell me
01:09:32	Oh really! So sweet!
01:09:33	Are these the tresses
01:09:36	...and tells you her most
01:09:39	Are these the same shoulders
01:09:42	...places her lovely face and
01:09:44	Yes, yes!
01:09:46	Are these the same lips... which
01:09:51	Yes, yes, yes!
01:09:52	Are these the same...
01:09:54	Hey, listen to me...
01:09:57	I just wanted to know what
01:10:01	I mean event managing.
01:10:03	...henna ceremony, engagement,
01:10:05	I do everything besides honeymoon.
01:10:07	I mean I organise it.
01:10:08	No problem. Tell me. What
01:10:11	Leave it! My opinion is
01:10:15	What about Priya? I mean what
01:10:19	Soft, sensitive, hardworking!
01:10:21	Like me. What are her hobbies?
01:10:24	Singing! Music!
01:10:26	What kind of songs does she likes?
01:10:28	''When we will be young.''
01:10:31	''God knows where we will be.''
01:10:33	How sweet! Two gays.
01:10:34	What about you?
01:10:36	''I always commit this crime.''
01:10:39	''I am a man. I love... ''
01:10:41	Earlier such realistic
01:10:43	Today too it influences people.
01:10:45	What do you think of cricket?
01:10:47	Cricket! I just love cricket!
01:10:49	11 men after one ball! Oh God!
01:10:52	And nowadays there is ball
01:10:54	Oh God! Change the topic!
01:10:56	Hi. This is Supreet...
01:10:59	...reporting live from sky lounge.
01:11:02	Where the cream of city
01:11:05	...for Kiran Mulchandani's big bash!
01:11:08	Well, the crowd here
01:11:11	But just now a loafer has entered!
01:11:21	What an idiot!
01:11:25	Oh god, what is he doing?
01:11:27	Bhaskar!
01:11:30	Yeah!
01:11:36	He is such a stupid Bhaskar! Oh no!
01:11:39	''The damsel's attitudes allure me.''
01:11:43	''The damsel's attitudes allure me.''
01:11:46	''The damsel's attitudes allure me.''
01:11:50	''The damsel's attitudes allure me.''
01:11:53	''She says, more.''
01:11:57	''She says, more.''
01:12:00	''She says, more.''
01:12:04	''She says, more.''
01:12:07	''The damsel's attitudes allure me.''
00:00:06	''The damsel's attitudes allure me.''
00:00:09	''The damsel's attitudes allure me.''
00:00:13	''She says, more.''
00:00:16	''She says, more.''
00:00:19	''She says, more.''
00:00:23	''She says, more.''
00:00:26	''She says, more.''
00:00:30	''She says, more.''
00:00:34	''She says, more.''
00:00:37	''She says, more.''
00:00:41	''Your attitudes too allure me.''
00:00:44	''Your attitudes too allure me.''
00:00:48	''Your attitudes too allure me.''
00:00:52	''Your attitudes too allure me.''
00:00:54	''This short lived youth
00:01:05	''This short lived youth
00:01:12	''I will love you a lot.''
00:01:19	''The damsel's attitudes allure me.''
00:01:23	''The damsel's attitudes allure me.''
00:01:26	''The damsel's attitudes allure me.''
00:01:30	''The damsel's attitudes allure me.''
00:01:47	''Dance with me.''
00:01:51	''Embrace me tightly.''
00:01:58	''Dance with me.''
00:02:01	''Embrace me tightly.''
00:02:05	''Let's live and die a bit in love.''
00:02:13	''The damsel's attitudes allure me.''
00:02:16	''The damsel's attitudes allure me.''
00:02:19	''The damsel's attitudes allure me.''
00:02:23	''The damsel's attitudes allure me.''
00:02:26	''She says, more.''
00:02:29	''She says, more.''
00:02:32	''She says, more.''
00:02:36	''She says, more.''
00:02:39	''She says, more.''
00:02:41	''She says, more.''
00:02:44	''She says, more.''
00:02:47	''She says, more.''
00:02:51	''She says, more.''
00:02:57	Sorry!
00:03:06	Love guru!
00:03:09	Neil. Neil Bakshi.
00:03:13	I am in love with a girl.
00:03:15	Seriously! What a babe!
00:03:17	Since the time I have seen her...
00:03:20	This is what happens in
00:03:23	She doesn't let me
00:03:24	If I come close, she feels
00:03:27	She is an Indian woman. Since
00:03:31	I met her a few days ago.
00:03:32	Since the time I have met
00:03:34	I want to sleep with her.
00:03:36	Mr. Neil. Your name should
00:03:44	There is one thing to understand.
00:03:50	Guru! Chill, man! Relax.
00:03:54	You shouldn't get emotional
00:03:58	My cheque book. Fill the amount.
00:04:03	What will you pay me?
00:04:05	For love, I offer free service.
00:04:10	Chill out, you better.
00:04:17	Naina... did you tell him
00:04:21	Yes. But Prem says that it doesn't...
00:04:23	...make any difference to him.
00:04:24	Thank God! Did you say yes?
00:04:26	Obviously not!
00:04:29	I can't take this decision alone.
00:04:31	It's entirely upon Rohan.
00:04:34	Who knows... whether
00:04:36	...to take both of ours
00:04:39	Prem is ready, Naina!
00:04:41	I am ready to take your and
00:04:45	You and here?
00:04:46	I am where you are!
00:04:48	Just give me a chance to marry you.
00:04:51	After that I promise... I will fulfil
00:04:55	How romantic!
00:04:57	You know, not only romantic
00:05:00	Did you know maybe its
00:05:03	...that a man has to be a husband
00:05:07	...a boyfriend in the bedroom and
00:05:11	I am ready to be all
00:05:14	Wonderful guy! You know they
00:05:17	Give him a chance!
00:05:20	God is kind!
00:05:21	Naina, now give me a chance!
00:05:23	I will cook for you. I will
00:05:27	In fact I don't want any other
00:05:30	Naina, give me a chance! Naina!
00:05:32	Wow! This guy is good!
00:05:34	He is the reincarnation
00:05:36	Marry this Godly man! Marry him!
00:05:39	Thank you, priest!
00:05:41	Please say yes!
00:05:43	Prem, grow up! Try to understand!
00:05:45	I might agree. But it's difficult
00:05:48	It's altogether a different
00:05:52	Leave that to me. Which
00:05:58	Hey kid... first build your body!
00:06:00	Mix Bournvita in your milk!
00:06:03	How many spoons.
00:06:05	What happened?
00:06:07	Brother, Rohan hit me!
00:06:09	You think he is alone!
00:06:11	Do you think my Rohan is alone?
00:06:14	No! I can look after my homework,
00:06:21	Oh my God! Are you fine? - Mummy!
00:06:24	Dear, go and play. Go.
00:06:25	Rohan, what have you done?
00:06:27	Mummy's lover boy! Don't tell
00:06:31	Not at all, dear!
00:06:32	That same cool attitude! That
00:06:35	Seeing you I feel my childhood
00:06:38	Now let's go home.
00:06:46	Dear, answer the phone. It
00:06:50	Hello, brother Prem!
00:06:51	Tell me, Bhaskar!
00:06:52	You are a scoundrel! Stupid Rohan!
00:06:55	Bhaskar, don't say anything!
00:06:56	Why? You will grow old! But that
00:07:02	Disconnect the call!
00:07:05	Why? Why? I won't disconnect!
00:07:08	Don't say anything, Bhaskar!
00:07:11	You are scared as if that Rohan
00:07:15	It's my phone! Give me the phone!
00:07:19	I am stupid Rohan!
00:07:20	He said that. So he is stupid!
00:07:23	I am a fool!
00:07:24	You are not a fool. He is a fool.
00:07:28	The one who said fool...
00:07:31	I am a monkey!
00:07:32	I am a fool! I am the biggest boy!
00:07:35	Because I befriended that Bhaskar.
00:07:37	Stop the car! Stop the car!
00:07:41	Dear, not just my car! All
00:07:44	Dear... why are you getting so angry?
00:07:47	I am not angry. I want to pee.
00:07:52	Fine. We will reach home
00:07:53	There you can go to pee.
00:07:55	I can't control! I will
00:07:58	In the car!
00:07:59	Stop! Don't do that!
00:08:00	I will do it in your hand!
00:08:06	Open!
00:08:08	Open the door! He wants to pee!
00:08:13	Open! Open! Open! Say Something!
00:08:19	No! This place is reeking!
00:08:21	I won't go there!
00:08:22	Fine! Do it here!
00:08:30	Rohan! How much more will
00:08:33	Let me pee in peace!
00:08:36	Just 2 runs and out! Who was
00:08:40	Hey! Where is he peeing!
00:08:42	You don't yell...
00:08:43	Don! - Chhota Don!
00:08:46	Hey! Hey! What have you done?
00:08:49	You ruined my dress!
00:08:50	I couldn't control! Did I hurt you?
00:08:53	Did I hurt you?
00:08:55	In front of Chhota Don, great
00:09:01	Hey! You!
00:09:05	Whenever I run after
00:09:08	...you always intrude!
00:09:10	Today I will kill you!
00:09:13	Move the child!
00:09:15	Chhota Don doesn't raise
00:09:17	But can the child raise
00:09:21	Answer him!
00:09:22	Answer him!
00:09:23	If you have no answer, then
00:09:28	Will you do it again?
00:09:29	Peeing! - No! You do it! - I?
00:09:34	Let's go!
00:09:37	Boss, are you okay?
00:09:41	Don't leak out this matter.
00:09:46	Otherwise my image will be
00:09:53	Dear, we have reached your home.
00:09:56	Come. Shall I have to bring you out?
00:10:01	Hi, handsome!
00:10:03	Hi, baby!
00:10:05	Nice guy! But I will
00:10:08	Naughty!
00:10:12	You both have gelled well.
00:10:15	Did he harass you a lot?
00:10:16	He, no you have.
00:10:20	Thanks for dropping Rohan home.
00:10:22	I will have to do this. After
00:10:25	Tell me. Besides thinking about
00:10:29	Yes.
00:10:30	In the morning I save you from Don.
00:10:34	Then... in the afternoon I drop
00:10:39	Then after the hard work
00:10:42	...when I sleep in the night...
00:10:47	And what all things we
00:10:50	...you can't even imagine...
00:10:52	Stop it! Listen to me.
00:10:58	Stupid!
00:11:00	Mind-blowing! I have got her!
00:11:02	You are my love! My love!
00:11:05	Beloved You are my love!
00:11:11	''You are my love! My love! ''
00:11:13	''Beloved, you are my love.''
00:11:15	''You are my love! My love! ''
00:11:18	''Beloved, you are my love.''
00:11:20	''You are my love! My love! ''
00:11:22	''Beloved, you are my love.''
00:11:24	''You are my love! My love! ''
00:11:26	''Beloved, you are my love.''
00:11:36	''Take me now.''
00:11:45	''You are my love! My love! ''
00:11:47	''Beloved, you are my love.''
00:11:49	''You are my love! My love! ''
00:11:51	''Beloved, you are my love.''
00:11:54	''Since the time I saw you.''
00:11:58	''I didn't think or reason.''
00:12:00	''And I gave you my heart.''
00:12:02	''I lost my heart.''
00:12:07	''I gave my heart to you.''
00:12:11	''You are my love! My love! ''
00:12:13	''Beloved, you are my love.''
00:12:15	''You are my love! My love! ''
00:12:17	''Beloved, you are my love.''
00:12:20	''Beloved! ''
00:12:23	''My beloved.''
00:12:28	''My beloved is adorable.''
00:12:30	''Adorable.''
00:12:31	''All right, say.''
00:12:32	''My beloved is adorable.''
00:12:34	''Adorable.''
00:12:35	''Once more now.''
00:12:49	''My God! Your attitude is great! ''
00:12:57	''My God! Your attitude is great! ''
00:13:02	''You are kind in your praises.''
00:13:06	''The mesh of tresses
00:13:10	''You are my destiny.
00:13:14	''I too have fallen in love.''
00:13:19	''I have gone crazy.''
00:13:23	''You are my love! My love! ''
00:13:25	''Beloved, you are my love.''
00:13:26	''You are my love! My love! ''
00:13:29	''Beloved, you are my love.''
00:13:32	''You are my love, baby.''
00:13:34	''Drive me crazy.''
00:13:36	''You are my bomb, baby.''
00:13:38	''Yeah! Yeah! We can talk! Come on! ''
00:13:43	''I like this.''
00:13:47	''Come on dance, dance... ''
00:14:01	''This saying of love is old.''
00:14:06	''I love the way your talking baby,''
00:14:09	''This saying of love is old.''
00:14:13	''I am yours. You are mine.''
00:14:16	''This discussion is common.''
00:14:18	''Let it be. I am busy.''
00:14:22	''You are my dawn. You are my dusk.''
00:14:26	''I too have fallen in love.''
00:14:30	''I have gone crazy.''
00:14:34	''You are my love! My love! ''
00:14:36	''Beloved, you are my love.''
00:14:38	''You are my love! My love! ''
00:14:41	''Beloved, you are my love.''
00:14:43	''Since the time I saw you.''
00:14:47	''I didn't think or reason.''
00:14:49	''And I gave you my heart.''
00:14:51	''I lost my heart.''
00:14:56	''I gave my heart to you.''
00:15:00	''You are my love! My love! ''
00:15:02	''Beloved, you are my love.''
00:15:04	''You are my love! My love! ''
00:15:06	''Beloved, you are my love.''
00:15:08	''You are my love! My love! ''
00:15:10	''Beloved, you are my love.''
00:15:12	''You are my love! My love! ''
00:15:14	''Beloved, you are my love.''
00:15:37	Brother Prem... till date all the
00:15:41	...I followed it like a nice student.
00:15:43	But still Priya and my affair
00:15:45	Whose fault is it?
00:15:48	Who?
00:15:50	This is what I am asking...
00:15:51	I am saying it's because
00:15:55	Till the time you won't kiss Priya...
00:15:57	...your affair won't progress.
00:15:59	No, no! I have never kissed a girl.
00:16:01	So do it now. Any problem?
00:16:03	Not I, but Priya might
00:16:05	She is a rich girl.
00:16:06	Why will she kiss a
00:16:08	Don't worry. Girls shut their
00:16:11	So she won't see your face.
00:16:13	Oh! But is it necessary
00:16:17	Yes! It's very important!
00:16:18	Because from 10, 8 girls know
00:16:22	...whether this relationship
00:16:25	I have a great idea!
00:16:26	Shall I give a flying kiss to Priya?
00:16:29	Are you Superman? Spiderman?
00:16:31	You are a common man.
00:16:34	Okay. One final and last question.
00:16:36	While kissing Priya... shall
00:16:40	...or shall I exhale?
00:16:43	Asthma patient! What will you
00:16:47	How much will you think for a kiss?
00:17:27	I think... now I should leave.
00:17:31	Anything else?
00:17:32	'Lf a girl wants to kiss you then...
00:17:34	...she will pretend to
00:17:37	...and she will play with the keys.'
00:17:41	'Come on, Bhaskar. Do it.'
00:17:46	It's so chilly!
00:17:49	It's quite late!
00:17:52	I think now I should leave!
00:18:15	Priya!
00:18:23	Bhaskar!
00:18:49	Priya!
00:18:52	Yes, dad!
00:18:53	I think now I will have to leave!
00:18:57	You must meet dad! Come!
00:19:04	Bhaskar Diwakar Chaudhary, sir!
00:19:05	Indian institute of management!
00:19:06	Ahemadabad! 1990! First class!
00:19:09	Of course! Of course! I know
00:19:11	By the way you discuss finance
00:19:14	Bhaskar Diwakar Chaudhary, sir!
00:19:15	I am very impressed!
00:19:17	Take out some time for me too!
00:19:19	I tell you what!
00:19:20	Tomorrow have lunch
00:19:22	Sir, there is only one problem.
00:19:24	I am a vegetarian.
00:19:25	Vegetarian! Wonderful!
00:19:27	I'll see you tomorrow!
00:19:29	Bye!
00:19:31	Good night!
00:19:33	Are you a vegetarian?
00:19:35	Only during daytime. In the
00:19:44	Hello! Hi, Naina!
00:19:46	Nikki, are you busy? Please
00:19:50	I am going out of town
00:19:51	I have some urgent work. And
00:19:55	Can you keep him with you?
00:19:56	Yes! Rohan... with me?
00:19:59	Actually... my grandma
00:20:03	From Pune. And she
00:20:05	Stop, grandma! Have some patience!
00:20:09	Naina, I hope you understand.
00:20:11	You know how fond I am of Rohan.
00:20:14	But... I won't be able
00:20:16	I hope you understand.
00:20:17	I am so sorry.
00:20:19	No, no! Lts okay! I understand!
00:20:23	Rohan! Listen!
00:20:27	Nobody is here!
00:20:32	Sweet son! Sexy mother.
00:20:36	Hot father! Complete family!
00:20:40	Rohan, aunt Nikki is really busy.
00:20:42	And my work is really urgent!
00:20:44	You will have to come
00:20:45	No way, mama! I won't come!
00:20:47	Rohan, try to understand! Rohan!
00:20:50	Rohan, you will have to come!
00:20:52	Rohan!
00:20:53	Prem!
00:20:55	Prem... explain to Rohan!
00:20:58	I have to go out of Mumbai
00:21:00	How can I leave him alone? He
00:21:02	Correct!
00:21:03	Rohan darling, you will
00:21:05	Okay. You have no choice.
00:21:06	I have a choice.
00:21:08	This man here... he has no other
00:21:11	Mummy, I will stay with Prem.
00:21:13	It's just a matter of 7 days.
00:21:16	Of course, dear.
00:21:18	Won't you have any problem?
00:21:19	No problem! Absolutely sure!
00:21:20	7 days are nothing.
00:21:22	You and your mummy can live
00:21:25	First spend 7 days.
00:21:27	Wow! What do you give him to eat?
00:21:30	Lots of love!
00:21:32	Wow! Aamir, what a shot!
00:21:36	R K Gupta, I have come to
00:21:39	Mr. Rahul... maybe you don't know.
00:21:42	Your earnings can only buy
00:21:48	Oh really!
00:21:49	Why don't you buy normal biscuits?
00:21:52	Like Monaco, Glucose.
00:21:53	Oh shut up! What do you do?
00:21:57	I love Sweetie!
00:21:58	Not to kill time. I am asking
00:22:02	Mr. Gupta... I love Sweetie.
00:22:07	I am asking about yourjob,
00:22:10	What do you do for your livelihood?
00:22:12	I love Sweetie!
00:22:14	With the aid of Sweetie's love...
00:22:16	...I will be able to survive,
00:22:19	You are just like me!
00:22:22	I too married her wealthy and
00:22:26	Oh!
00:22:29	Dear, do one thing. Meet me
00:22:32	We will talk about marriage there.
00:22:34	Oh lovely! Thank you,
00:22:37	That you, Sweetie! Sweetie is here!
00:22:38	Sweetie! Bye, Sweetie!
00:22:41	''My school is the school of fun.''
00:22:43	Tomorrow you will come
00:22:46	And you will marry Lakhani's
00:22:50	Stop! Stop! Stop! This is
00:22:53	The girl's father called
00:22:54	He spoke to me sweetly!
00:22:56	And then he took her to Rajasthan
00:22:58	As if he is the father!
00:22:59	Hey! Keep quiet! Let me watch
00:23:02	Hey, fool! Quietly eat your popcorn!
00:23:05	You are eating less and giving
00:23:07	Bhaskar!
00:23:08	Why are you hiding?
00:23:11	Brother Prem! Brother Prem!
00:23:15	Brother Prem! Where are you
00:23:20	Brother Prem is here!
00:23:22	He is number M16!
00:23:23	Brother Prem... here you are
00:23:27	And there my love story
00:23:29	If you didn't help me, then Priya's
00:23:33	I need your help, man!
00:23:34	Hey! - Sorry aunt! - Rascal!
00:23:36	Brother Prem is ready to help!
00:23:38	And he likes Jodhpur!
00:23:41	Bhaskar... you were the one who was...
00:23:43	...bad mouthing me on the
00:23:45	Not me! Must be somebody else!
00:23:47	Where is brother Prem?
00:23:48	Has he gone to buy air tickets
00:23:51	Bhaskar, we are going to stop
00:23:55	What to you think?
00:23:57	By changing the hair style, the
00:24:03	Where is brother Prem?
00:24:05	Get up! Security announcement
00:24:07	Get up, dear! Security announcement
00:24:09	Come along!
00:24:10	This child talks so much!
00:24:46	Remove yourjacket!
00:24:47	I will remove it! I look out
00:24:49	Haven't you heard my name?
00:24:51	No, brother Prem!
00:24:53	As it is our time is bad!
00:24:55	Because of terrorists
00:24:57	...they doubt even good people.
00:25:03	Mummy!
00:25:07	Brother Prem!
00:25:12	Uncle, are you travelling by air
00:25:16	You don't even know that in plane...
00:25:17	...knives, guns, bombs
00:25:21	I don't even use nail cutter.
00:25:25	So how can I carry a knife?
00:25:26	Hello! He might start talking
00:25:29	Shut up!
00:25:30	By carrying a knife, you
00:25:32	It would have been good if
00:25:34	...and thrown you in MOCA or TADA.
00:25:35	So that we both could live in peace!
00:25:36	But now everybody is fine! Good!
00:25:38	Uncle.
00:25:40	Do you know how to tie the belt?
00:25:42	I'll show you!
00:25:44	''The news has spread
00:25:46	''That uncle is after aunt.''
00:26:05	Brother Prem... why is it so silent
00:26:09	This ambience is normally found
00:26:14	So much of happiness.
00:26:16	I had come here so happily.
00:26:20	Why are you crying like
00:26:22	You will understand when
00:26:27	''Adorn the palanquin.''
00:26:30	''Apply the henna.''
00:26:32	''Damsel, your beloved
00:26:36	Uncle! That means the
00:26:41	But brother Prem,
00:26:43	I will give you an idea.
00:26:46	Hi, I am Bobby. My hobby
00:26:48	How do you like this lobby?
00:26:50	I am an Indian wedding planner.
00:26:51	I think I have seen you before.
00:26:53	Of course. I only had got
00:26:57	You are in this business
00:26:58	Yes! My daddy too is in this line.
00:27:00	And everybody in the family
00:27:02	We have been doing this for
00:27:04	My grandpa's, grandpa's, grandpa...
00:27:06	...had got Shahjahan married.
00:27:07	Oh my God! What a marriage it was!
00:27:10	What a grand reception in Taj!
00:27:13	And wine was flowing non-stop
00:27:16	And you know this?
00:27:17	People were throwing flowers
00:27:20	Guys in Sherwani (lndian
00:27:23	The entire Agra was
00:27:24	What's up, father-in-law?
00:27:26	Hello! Look at you!
00:27:29	Are you sure that Priya
00:27:33	Yes. Why?
00:27:34	I think she will change her
00:27:36	''When we will grow young.''
00:27:39	Hello!
00:27:51	Where is Bhaskar?
00:27:53	I am sure they must
00:27:55	They must be thrashing
00:27:56	You shouldn't say that!
00:28:01	Mummy! Mummy!
00:28:02	Hide!
00:28:04	Rohan?
00:28:07	How can he be here?
00:28:09	What is your mummy doing here?
00:28:10	Don't you know? Reporters
00:28:13	Is that so? When will
00:28:16	Have patience! She will
00:28:20	Let's go and find Bhaskar!
00:28:24	Prem?
00:28:28	Rohan?
00:28:30	That's it!
00:28:33	Prem, you and here?
00:28:34	I am also here.
00:28:36	Actually we both were
00:28:37	Is that so? That's why
00:28:39	What joke is this?
00:28:41	Mummy, I will tell you.
00:28:42	Actually Prem has come here
00:28:44	Prem's friend Bhaskar loves Priya.
00:28:46	The bride of the day.
00:28:48	Rohan, get up!
00:28:50	To help your friend, you
00:28:52	That too without informing me!
00:28:54	What if something had
00:28:55	What would happen to him?
00:28:56	Prem, maybe Rohan
00:28:58	But for me he is my world. Okay.
00:29:01	You wanted to be a father!
00:29:02	You couldn't fulfil your
00:29:04	And you talk about 7 lifetimes!
00:29:05	What...
00:29:07	Prem, let me handle this.
00:29:09	Mummy, Prem was not
00:29:11	I only insisted.
00:29:13	Saying let's go on this
00:29:15	And I harassed him
00:29:17	But he was always there for me.
00:29:23	Mummy, I like him!
00:29:24	And I think you should
00:29:26	Tough body and a soft heart.
00:29:28	It's a rare combination.
00:29:32	Come on, mummy! Say sorry to papa.
00:29:36	Papa? What did you say?
00:29:39	No need to get so emotional!
00:29:46	What are you doing?
00:29:48	May you always remain married!
00:29:49	I mean... I mean... may
00:29:58	Yes, place it below the glass.
00:30:01	Oh wow!
00:30:06	Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
00:30:09	You too!
00:30:11	You know to have something
00:30:14	And you have to be what you are not.
00:30:17	Wait a minute! Have we met before?
00:30:20	No! I have just got converted.
00:30:22	New recruit you know.
00:30:25	But still why do I feel as
00:30:28	Hello! You know why?
00:30:31	Because people like us resemble
00:30:33	...way of walking, this and
00:30:37	How true! How true! How true!
00:30:39	Have you come alone
00:30:42	I have come alone.
00:30:43	But I will take somebody with me.
00:30:46	You can have me! Hello!
00:31:27	''My beloved's face tempts me.''
00:31:30	''Tempts me. Tempts me.''
00:31:34	''The shine of the nose
00:31:41	''My beloved's face tempts me.''
00:31:44	''The shine of the nose
00:31:47	''I can't live without seeing you.''
00:31:51	''Your beautiful face is charming.''
00:31:57	''Your veil... ''
00:32:00	''Your veil... ''
00:32:03	''Your veil... ''
00:32:05	''Your veil... ''
00:32:07	''Your veil has 9 colours.''
00:32:10	''Lt craves for my heart.''
00:32:14	''Your veil has 9 colours.''
00:32:17	''Lt craves for my heart.''
00:32:20	''Your veil... ''
00:32:24	''Your veil... ''
00:32:27	''Your veil has 9 colours.''
00:32:31	''Lt craves for my heart.''
00:32:45	Find out who he is. Go on, hurry!
00:33:02	''My life is for you.''
00:33:09	''Don't ever leave me.''
00:33:13	''Never leave me.''
00:33:16	''I will give you all the
00:33:23	''I will place my heart
00:33:26	''Your beautiful face is charming.''
00:33:30	''Your veil... ''
00:33:34	''Your veil... ''
00:33:37	''Your veil... ''
00:33:39	''Your veil has 9 colours.''
00:33:42	''Lt craves for my heart.''
00:33:46	''Your veil has 9 colours.''
00:33:49	''Lt craves for my heart.''
00:33:55	That's him.
00:34:14	''My beloved is different from
00:34:17	''Different from the
00:34:21	''I will love him.''
00:34:24	''Him. Love him.''
00:34:28	''Adorn your fair hands with henna.''
00:34:31	''Adorn. Adorn.''
00:34:34	''Damsel, make me yours.''
00:34:38	''Your beautiful face is charming.''
00:34:42	''Your veil... ''
00:34:46	''Your veil... ''
00:34:49	''Your veil... ''
00:34:51	''Your veil has 9 colours.''
00:34:54	''Lt craves for my heart.''
00:34:57	''Your veil has 9 colours.''
00:35:01	''Lt craves for my heart.''
00:35:22	Bhaskar Diwakar Chaudhary...
00:35:25	...the financial advisor
00:35:28	Nice hairstyle, I like it.
00:35:32	He recognised me.
00:35:34	The old man recognised you.
00:35:36	Why have you come here?
00:35:37	Why have we come here?
00:35:39	Do you want to get married or me?
00:35:46	Sir... what should I say.
00:35:49	Bhaskar can you see all this...
00:35:51	...this ambience, these drums,
00:35:53	...when will you say it then?
00:35:55	After their honeymoon.
00:35:57	Tell him!
00:35:59	Sir, this glitter, this ambience,
00:36:04	...you are looking very happy.
00:36:11	Are you happy?
00:36:13	No.
00:36:15	Congratulations sir, the one
00:36:18	...is not happy.
00:36:21	And that does not suite a good
00:36:25	Listen to me, and
00:36:26	Enough!
00:36:28	Your salary is 30 thousand...
00:36:29	...and you dream for a 1000 crore!
00:36:31	Have you forgotten your status?
00:36:32	I know sir, that I don't
00:36:34	But my heart, has forgotten
00:36:36	...and fallen in love with Priya.
00:36:38	Now what to do!
00:36:40	You will not understand
00:36:45	Daddy, please don't do this
00:36:49	You will marry Peter!
00:36:50	Uncle! The British that ruled
00:36:54	...you are handing over
00:36:59	There are still Indian
00:37:02	I mean you, I mean you.
00:37:07	Uncle, when Priya will
00:37:10	...I promise you, I will
00:37:13	I will protect her from
00:37:15	...because I only love her.
00:37:19	Sir please listen to me,
00:37:22	...your shares will not
00:37:25	...but you will be adored
00:37:30	Prem! Lts my turn.
00:37:33	Uncle, this man may be ordinary...
00:37:35	...but his love is extraordinary.
00:37:37	And if you don't get them
00:37:45	Son, well done, well done.
00:37:48	Sorry Peter, I am sorry.
00:37:50	Sir. - It's Okay.
00:37:51	I love you daddy!
00:37:53	''Your veil has 9 colours.''
00:37:59	''Lt craves for my heart.''
00:38:08	You should have reminded me.
00:38:12	Hi bossy.
00:38:13	This is for you.
00:38:15	You are such a handsome man.
00:38:17	Me.
00:38:18	Where is Nikki?
00:38:22	What has happened to her suddenly?
00:38:24	Love, love, love.
00:38:30	Fine, but what has happened to you?
00:38:31	Come on.
00:38:34	Nikki, my dear, guess what?
00:38:37	What has happened to you, I
00:38:40	Nikki what's wrong babes.
00:38:44	Nikki what happened?
00:38:45	Nikki.
00:38:49	Neil.
00:38:51	Tell me something, when
00:38:54	I should find a suitable girl.
00:38:56	Stop joking.
00:38:57	What marriage, we are
00:39:04	So love Guru, it happened.
00:39:07	All I can stand is
00:39:17	Neil Bakshi.
00:39:20	I am Naina I want to
00:39:23	Before a gorgeous girl
00:39:26	...that I am absolutely free tonight.
00:39:28	Tell me where your place or mine.
00:39:31	What relation do you
00:39:35	None of your business.
00:39:36	And the love guru business...
00:39:37	...using which, boys like you
00:39:42	What evidence do you have?
00:39:43	Evidence, what for?
00:39:45	I am just ajournalist in
00:39:47	...that writes spicy gossip news.
00:39:50	People read the gossip along
00:39:52	...and think that it is true, they
00:39:55	Just one article from me and
00:39:58	Listen babe, you are crossing
00:40:02	Hey, what are you doing?
00:40:04	Chill, thanks for the interview.
00:40:05	And now I will print your statement
00:40:08	...along with your colour photograph.
00:40:11	Look Naina please,
00:40:13	How much money do you want?
00:40:15	I don't want money,
00:40:17	Neil... Neil Bakshi.
00:40:19	Not your name you idiot, the
00:40:21	With whose help you
00:40:24	I don't know his name, but
00:40:28	Will this do?
00:40:33	Oh yes, I forgot to
00:40:36	Idiot!
00:40:46	Did that scoundrel come or not.
00:40:47	Relax Naina, he will come.
00:40:56	Where is he?
00:40:58	Come on, till then you
00:41:01	Good idea.
00:41:04	Go ahead, shoot.
00:41:06	Love guru.
00:41:10	Love guru. - Excuse me!
00:41:19	Love guru. - Yes.
00:41:22	One minute! He has come.
00:41:23	Seems like he has arrived.
00:41:28	You have fallen in love.
00:41:36	...and I am 25 years old.
00:41:38	So you know there is
00:41:43	That's not a communication gap...
00:41:44	...that's a generation gap, and
00:41:47	When you will be 50 years old...
00:41:48	...she will be 75 years old.
00:41:51	By the way, who gave you my number?
00:41:56	How does he look?
00:42:00	Say something.
00:42:02	Let me see his face.
00:42:04	No, let it be don't see it.
00:42:05	What do you mean, let me see! Nikki!
00:42:37	Staying alive...
00:42:38	Mother Mary save me!
00:42:40	Hey, hey, hey staying alive,
00:42:44	Hey, hey, hey staying alive,
00:43:02	Love on sale, contact love guru.
00:43:07	Naina Sahani, she is
00:43:09	...why is she ruining my life?
00:43:14	Sir.
00:43:16	This is you, isn't it?
00:43:17	Sir, introduce me to your love
00:43:21	I have heard that you
00:43:22	I did not enjoy with
00:43:24	...what nonsense are you talking!
00:43:26	How much do you love her?
00:43:28	All the pages that are printed
00:43:30	...I love her that much.
00:43:32	Her love runs inside
00:43:36	Have you understood or not?
00:43:38	And for her, I can face the
00:43:41	I will change the Outlook
00:43:45	Don't break my shop.
00:43:46	Why are you breaking my shop?
00:43:48	This is not enough, you
00:43:51	...you are the one that sells it.
00:43:53	I'll bash you up
00:43:54	Stop it! Stop it!
00:43:55	I will break the entire shop!
00:44:00	Catch him! Catch him!
00:44:01	I'll get you!
00:44:05	Excuse me, excuse me can
00:44:09	Where is it?
00:44:12	Thank you. Switch it on.
00:44:14	Hello.
00:44:16	Love guru, love guru I am ruined...
00:44:19	...and you are asking me where am I?
00:44:22	Meet me somewhere, it is urgent.
00:44:23	They want to lock me up,
00:44:26	...just hold on a minute.
00:44:27	Excuse me, excuse me.
00:44:29	There is money in my left pocket.
00:44:34	Sorry sir, it is not
00:44:35	...to come inside the building
00:44:37	Strange, everyday you salute me...
00:44:38	...and today you are stopping me.
00:44:40	Have you forgotten, I am Bhaskar...
00:44:41	The company's financial advisor.
00:44:43	I am a very close person
00:44:46	She has left this letter for you.
00:44:48	Huh?
00:44:50	Strange, she used to take my advice
00:44:53	...she took such a big decision
00:44:58	Bhaskar has been insulted!
00:45:01	Those who love each other,
00:45:03	...reading the gossip of the paper.
00:45:06	I agree that you are my boss,
00:45:08	But this time... this
00:45:25	Girls are stupid!
00:45:27	Just because one husband left her,
00:45:36	You should never fall
00:45:38	...and that too, ajournalist.
00:46:11	Brother Prem, you are avoiding me...
00:46:14	...you are not picking up my phone.
00:46:17	The cards for my marriage
00:46:19	...instead, my photo was
00:46:24	All this has happened
00:46:26	...you will have to do something.
00:46:29	Sorry Bhaskar, I have
00:46:34	I cannot help you.
00:46:36	Brother Prem, seems like
00:46:42	Those who climbed the Himalayas...
00:46:44	...and walked on the moon,
00:46:47	They one thing that they had,
00:46:49	...and an obsessed mind.
00:46:50	Which even I have.
00:46:55	If I don't get Priya,
00:47:02	Do you understand anything?
00:47:04	Anything.
00:47:13	Will Bhaskar commit suicide?
00:47:18	He lost a billion dollar girl.
00:47:21	Anyone could commit suicide.
00:47:24	Bhaskar may do it.
00:47:55	Ms. Priya, my name is Prem.
00:47:59	I know.
00:48:00	What are you doing in my boat?
00:48:01	Get out! - I want to talk
00:48:03	Shut up, what did you
00:48:08	Bhaskar is your happiness...
00:48:09	...two lovers unite, what can
00:48:13	How, by making him act
00:48:16	Tell me one thing would you
00:48:19	Why not, maybe a bit late...
00:48:21	...but maybe I would
00:48:22	His parents didn't notice
00:48:25	...and you would have, I
00:48:28	But I agree, it was
00:48:32	...my likes, my dislikes you
00:48:35	Even that, I don't know how to
00:48:38	...and you thought him that too.
00:48:40	He whistled at you, the loafer.
00:48:42	Yes, he did the loafer dance too...
00:48:43	...and sometimes dropped
00:48:45	...in nervousness.
00:48:47	And the best touch was that one.
00:48:49	He took the asthma pump out.
00:48:51	He took the asthma pump out too.
00:48:52	And that too before kissing me.
00:48:57	I liked all his habits and
00:49:04	Why are you laughing?
00:49:06	Because, I didn't teach
00:49:09	...I had stopped him from
00:49:12	Tell me one thing, the daughter
00:49:15	...you are educated, sensible,
00:49:17	...how did you see sense
00:49:21	What do you mean?
00:49:23	I mean, style can be taught,
00:49:29	Not just me, no college or
00:49:33	...can make a person nice.
00:49:36	And you know Bhaskar is a nice
00:49:40	Oh God, what will happen to Bhaskar?
00:49:43	Hey, what will happen, he
00:49:47	...we will get married,
00:49:48	...and the children will call
00:49:55	So this was your game love guru!
00:49:58	You wanted to become the
00:50:00	...and dance with joy on the boat...
00:50:04	...and I will keep waiving
00:50:07	Bhaskar!
00:50:12	I thought that you think of
00:50:14	...and Priya as your sister-in-law...
00:50:15	...but you are a stigma
00:50:19	No Bhaskar!
00:50:20	He had come here for you.
00:50:24	Oh shit!
00:50:26	I couldn't teach her in years...
00:50:28	...and you taught her in minutes.
00:50:29	Bhaskar, I learnt it from you!
00:50:31	Cheating!
00:50:32	Stop it!
00:50:35	I used to practice this everyday
00:50:39	I would whistle all the time!
00:50:43	Anytime, anyhow.
00:50:46	You are sure, I thought
00:50:49	You love me.
00:50:54	Where did brother Prem go
00:50:58	Brother Prem!
00:50:59	Brother Prem, sorry to
00:51:02	So much happiness...
00:51:04	So much happiness, brother Prem...
00:51:07	Keep quiet.
00:51:11	Stupid Bhaskar.
00:51:14	So much happiness.
00:51:15	So much happiness.
00:51:20	So much happiness.
00:51:24	Today's topic is trust.
00:51:27	If there is trust, there is love...
00:51:28	...and if there is love,
00:51:33	Prem, here.
00:51:36	Naina, Naina please
00:51:40	Don't create a scene here.
00:51:43	Mummy, you should fulfil the last
00:51:47	Give him a chance.
00:51:48	Who is dying?
00:51:51	If you don't get her,
00:51:53	Yes.
00:51:55	Look, he knows me so well.
00:51:57	He's a kid. I'm not.
00:51:59	You have made love your profession.
00:52:01	Profession?
00:52:02	Am I a courtesan...
00:52:03	...that you say love
00:52:04	Please, let him say.
00:52:08	Father, is it wrong to make
00:52:10	...if it is, then hang me.
00:52:12	No my son, it is a divine service.
00:52:15	Come on, you tell me if you
00:52:19	...that I love you, then
00:52:21	Then she will slap me.
00:52:22	I have been slapped 27 times...
00:52:23	...and I am still a bachelor,
00:52:26	That seats not empty,
00:52:28	...some days later this seat
00:52:29	...until a love guru like me
00:52:32	Correct.
00:52:33	Son, find someone for me too.
00:52:35	I am single, ready to mingle.
00:52:39	Give me your hand, madam he
00:52:42	Lord Ram, what match you have made.
00:52:46	You are doing a wonderful job,
00:52:49	I know, but tell her
00:52:52	See, he will find someone here.
00:52:56	Think about it mummy, you will not
00:52:59	Correct.
00:53:00	Naina, I teach the shortcut
00:53:03	...but my path is not wrong.
00:53:05	And what about boys like Neil...
00:53:06	...whom you help to reach
00:53:09	Neil, do you want to hear
00:53:12	The truth is that, I don't
00:53:15	He has taken my name
00:53:18	But it is the fault
00:53:20	You fall for scoundrels like Neil...
00:53:24	...and you don't even look once
00:53:27	That's is where I step in.
00:53:29	I am cupid, stupid.
00:53:41	I will drink milk everyday,
00:53:45	...I will never lie, I will
00:53:49	...but don't let him go.
00:53:51	Mummy, you will not find
00:53:53	My child, they don't make
00:53:58	O Lord, forgive her, for she
00:54:01	...and forgive her for
00:54:04	...what she is doing, what's
00:54:08	What are you doing here?
00:54:10	Can't you find a taxi, shall
00:54:12	Look, I don't know what
00:54:15	...and if we have a relation or not...
00:54:17	...but I know, that Rohan and I have
00:54:21	Isn't it Rohan?
00:54:23	Rohan, who will drop you to school?
00:54:26	Of course papa, you.
00:54:27	Rohan, who will take
00:54:30	Papa, you.
00:54:31	Rohan, who will entice your
00:54:36	Of course papa you.
00:54:39	And who will take care of my mother?
00:54:43	You will have to ask
00:54:50	Rohan's papa.
00:54:53	You, you.
00:54:59	Do you swear on Rohan's future
00:55:02	Shall we go home I have
00:55:04	...for the honey moon!
00:55:06	Whose?
00:55:22	My lady...
00:55:23	Rohan was right I can never
00:55:28	And even if I do find one,
00:55:30	...do you know why?
00:55:33	Because I am a married man...
00:55:35	...and I already have a child,
00:55:39	And a wife abiding husband.
00:55:43	Really?
00:55:45	If you will have decide
00:55:48	Right now.
00:55:50	At this time.
00:55:52	That will be the most difficult.
00:55:55	Who is...
00:55:58	Maybe it is Rohan.
00:56:03	I will just come.
00:56:05	My son Rohan, will sleep with
00:56:15	Bhaskar, what are you doing here?
00:56:17	I have come here to spend
00:56:19	Oh really. - I mean, I am
00:56:23	The student is where
00:56:25	...the time for meeting has come.
00:56:28	Good man, but Bhaskar look...
00:56:30	...this is my room, listen Bhaskar.
00:56:33	Look, I helped you fall in love...
00:56:35	...I helped you in your marriage.
00:56:36	Now please help me in
00:56:39	Training.
00:56:41	Come on.
00:56:42	I will do everything
00:56:44	Just tell me, where does this
00:56:50	Bring your ear close
00:56:52	I know everything starts
00:56:59	Bring your ear closer! - Okay.
00:57:08	There great! That's great!
00:57:11	You felt so good listening
00:57:18	So happy.
00:57:22	So much happiness.
00:57:31	I am sorry. - Take it along,
00:57:34	I will wash it and give you.
00:57:35	Happy honeymoon.
00:57:36	Happy honeymoon to me too.
00:57:39	Believe me, I love only you.
00:57:46	Believe me, I love only you.
00:57:56	Believe me, I love only you.
00:58:06	With you, with you.
00:58:11	With you, with you.
00:58:16	Partner. Partner!
00:58:20	Bhaskar!
00:58:30	Partner!
00:58:31	What happened? What happened?
00:58:35	How did you come in?
00:58:36	There is an confusion.
00:58:38	I told you everything.
00:58:40	Should I write it down for you!
00:58:41	Just a second, wait
00:58:42	No, no, don't worry, I will
00:58:45	You don't worry.
00:59:00	Sorry, you don't mind,
00:59:09	Okay, but... but will she
00:59:13	She will mind if you
00:59:15	But she is my boss, how can I take
00:59:18	One second. Look! Look!
00:59:19	She is not your boss
00:59:21	Throw it like this, and stand
00:59:25	Okay, okay.
00:59:26	Okay, one more thing.
00:59:29	Before I begin Can we have...
00:59:34	But I just want to...
00:59:38	Okay, okay.
00:59:41	Get on with it.
00:59:42	Thank you Bhaskar.
00:59:45	Sometimes I think.
00:59:54	You have been made only for me.
01:00:04	You used to reside
01:00:14	You have been called
01:00:16	Only for me, only for
01:00:18	Sometimes I think... I am
01:00:24	Bhaskar.
01:00:30	You here, again.
01:00:31	You had asked me to
01:00:34	...but she was taking my clothes off.
01:00:36	So what, what difference
01:00:39	...let the clothes come off.
01:00:41	Look Bhaskar, if you come
01:00:45	...then for the first time,
01:00:48	...two girls will become a widow.
01:00:50	I will kill you and hang myself.
01:00:52	No, I will not let that happen.
01:00:53	I love myself also.
01:00:55	Get out of here.
01:00:57	Once it comes, young
01:01:02	Young age always stays.
01:01:08	Partner!
01:01:19	Dear friend Bhaskar, don't
01:01:23	...stupid Bhaskar.
01:01:27	Tell me something, is there
01:01:29	There is one shortcoming.
01:01:30	There is no shirt.
01:01:31	And I will tell you one more
01:01:32	...the pant should be a bit up too.
01:01:36	You know what, you are
01:01:38	And you know what, you
01:01:40	''Do you want a partner, O partner? ''
01:01:42	''Do you want a partner,
01:01:45	''Do you want a partner, O partner? ''
01:01:58	''Do you want a partner,
01:02:01	''Love me, love me say.''
01:02:02	''Do you want a partner,
01:02:05	''Love me, love me say.''
01:02:06	''This love makes your heart beat.''
01:02:09	''You fly in your fervour.''
01:02:11	''Your love is a question.''
01:02:12	''You yourself answer it.''
01:02:15	''But, if. But, if. Brother''
01:02:23	''She comes before me.''
01:02:25	''My heartbeats and my
01:02:29	''Do you want a partner,
01:02:32	''Do you want a partner,
01:02:33	''Love me, love me say.''
01:02:38	''Do you want a partner, O partner?

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