Pauly Shore Is Dead

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00:00:14 I don't know what the fuck
00:00:18 No one will fuckin' call me,
00:00:22 Pauly, you don't know
00:00:25 You're great. People love you.
00:00:29 - Bio-Dome was a great movie.
00:00:32 - No.
00:00:35 Did you see Hot Shots.!?
00:00:37 God, I love that movie.
00:00:40 - Yeah, it was pretty good, wasn't it?
00:00:43 My-My point is, Pauly, is that
00:00:48 - Mm, some more than others.
00:00:51 But...
00:00:54 Well, how'd you do it?
00:00:56 Talent.
00:00:58 Good genes.
00:01:00 I didn't come up with
00:01:04 - That's not the point, okay? It's--
00:01:07 - Uh--
00:01:09 Look, I gotta
00:01:12 Is there a part
00:01:14 Charlie, is there a part
00:01:19 Look, I'll--
00:01:21 I'll see what I can do.
00:01:33 I'll tell him you're available.
00:01:40 Not for long.
00:01:44 nejat yýlmaz,IyiSeyirlerDiler..
00:02:07 Okay.
00:02:09 - Pablo.
00:02:11 Pablo?
00:02:23 Topping the news this evening,
00:02:26 in a loft in his mother's
00:02:29 - Pauly, best known as the Weasel,
00:02:33 -He went on to star in such movies
00:02:36 -Jury Duty and son in Law.
00:02:39 Autopsy reports will be ready
00:02:42 Many say he was a genius
00:02:45 - ''Genius''? Genius of what?
00:02:48 We go to the streets now
00:02:51 You know, he tried
00:02:54 - Me too.
00:02:59 Pauly shore,
00:03:01 The kid wasn't fuckin'
00:03:03 Any fuckin'jackass
00:03:05 -All of the community is mourning the death...
00:03:07 - My son! My son!
00:03:09 - An erect penis--
00:03:11 that's what it would appear
00:03:14 A strange turn of events--
00:03:16 I guess it's true
00:03:18 You're a lot more loved.
00:03:21 I was so sick of people
00:03:23 and ask me
00:03:26 How was I supposed to explain to my fans
00:03:29 and I had pigeon-holed myself
00:03:31 They don't understand
00:03:33 Lenny Bruce,John Belushi
00:03:36 as comedic geniuses
00:03:40 And now, me, Pauly Shore.
00:03:42 But before the media
00:03:44 before Access Hollywood
00:03:47 let me tell you the truth
00:04:02 I was born and raised
00:04:06 My dad's a comedian,
00:04:09 And my mom didn't own
00:04:12 She owned the world-famous
00:04:14 on the Sunset Strip.
00:04:16 The Comedy Store's like
00:04:18 Everyone started out there.
00:04:22 I remember, one time, my mom
00:04:24 Ohhhhh!
00:04:26 Yeah, thanks, Mom. I guess Charles Manson
00:04:29 The best part
00:04:32 she's been partying
00:04:33 Which was great for me, 'cause I was
00:04:46 - Dude, you forgot to flush.
00:04:49 Nah, my name's not the Weasel.
00:04:52 My name's
00:04:55 I was just like most kids.
00:04:57 I was in Little League.
00:05:00 I went to Beverly Hills High School.
00:05:02 And I wasn't on the football team.
00:05:07 And after I graduated,
00:05:11 And then it finally happened.
00:05:15 -my manager got me an audition
00:05:20 - And finally, I became the Weasel. Oh.!
00:05:27 Cool, buddy. Aw-ooh!
00:05:35 My MTVshow led to movies,
00:05:40 - Hello!
00:05:42 Yeah, I was livin'
00:05:44 And then, one day, my so-called
00:05:51 I got the most devastating
00:05:54 No, not genital warts.
00:05:57 I got a sitcom... on Fox.
00:06:01 After that, everything else
00:06:13 -Pauly,
00:06:15 - I found some loose change in the sofa.
00:06:18 That is one of the perks about being your
00:06:22 We have to hurry home, 'cause my dad's
00:06:26 All right, all right.
00:06:28 Wow. Check out those girls.
00:06:35 -You must be Pauly.
00:06:38 - my dad's big surprise.
00:06:40 - What?
00:06:43 Down periscope!
00:06:46 Oh! Honey, you gotta get in here.
00:06:49 This is the worst fuckin' show
00:06:52 -Now, Dawn is Carol.
00:06:56 so I can sleep in the same room
00:06:59 Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
00:07:04 Oh, my God.
00:07:07 I have bras
00:07:10 Yeah, well, your bras
00:07:12 but it looks like your panties
00:07:13 - Hey, yo!
00:07:16 This nigga Pauly
00:07:19 You'd better watch it.
00:07:23 That's not the only thing
00:07:25 You ever seen Pauly?
00:07:29 - On weed? A lotta weed?
00:07:35 Oh, my God!
00:07:37 -Wow. That's a pretty nice rock.
00:07:40 It's a four-carat, emerald-cut,
00:07:45 Yeah. My mom's was bigger.
00:07:49 - Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:07:52 - Well, that's it, you guys.
00:07:54 -Oh.
00:07:56 - speech! speech!
00:07:58 - Yeah. Yeah.
00:08:00 Oh, man.
00:08:05 I wanna thank you guys for being here.
00:08:07 That means a lot to me.
00:08:10 I gotta thank my manager, Mitch,
00:08:13 for packaging this show.
00:08:15 I wanna thank
00:08:17 for her patience and understanding
00:08:22 - I love ya, princess.
00:08:24 - Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet.
00:08:27 I'd also like to thank
00:08:30 who was always there for me
00:08:32 Playing a spoiled rich kid
00:08:36 I mean, how perfect
00:08:38 It's awesome.
00:08:42 To our new sitcom.!
00:08:45 -Whoo.!
00:08:48 I was standin' outside the elephant
00:08:50 - Yeah.!
00:08:52 I can't believe the network didn't pull it
00:08:56 I swear-- I swear I'm gonna puke.
00:08:59 I only have a few minutes left.
00:09:02 We'll tell the doorman
00:09:05 - Don't be late.
00:09:07 I thought Pauly's show
00:09:10 Oh, yeah. It was, um--
00:09:13 - Yeah.
00:09:15 - Ashley. What's yours?
00:09:18 You're that creepy guy
00:09:21 - No. That's Michael Madsen.
00:09:25 so, uh,
00:09:28 - My mom's picking me up.
00:09:31 - Hmm. How about I take you home?
00:09:35 I don't know.
00:09:38 Come on.
00:09:41 and I'll puff...
00:09:43 - and I'll - Okay.
00:09:46 - God, that's lame.
00:09:50 What the hell is wrong with you peop--
00:09:53 Pauly, I gotta tell ya, that is the funniest
00:09:56 No, it'll run a decade.
00:09:58 I'll call you in the morning
00:10:00 Mitch. Mitch, wait.
00:10:03 I just wanna say
00:10:05 Listen, Pauly, everything we've worked
00:10:09 - is comin' together just as planned, buddy.
00:10:13 stinky, bud-dy. I know.
00:10:15 stinky piece of shit, bud-dy.
00:10:17 Goin' down the toilet, bud-dy.
00:10:21 I'll tell you what he does.
00:10:23 He exists.
00:10:26 He could be incinerated by the heat
00:10:30 it would be too good.
00:10:32 The second somebody put a fuckin'
00:10:35 ''Hey, it's okay to talk,'' that's
00:10:38 If my mommy owned a comedy club,
00:10:46 -Trevorina,you're the
00:10:50 How long do these sitcoms
00:10:52 What is it--
00:10:54 - How many episodes did the network order?
00:10:56 - six.
00:10:59 Wait. What are you doing?
00:11:01 - six episodes?
00:11:05 - It's your manager.
00:11:09 Pauly, you are not
00:11:11 - Are you sittin' down?
00:11:13 - It was the lowest-rated show in Fox history.
00:11:17 Yeah. It didn't even
00:11:19 What about people
00:11:21 I don't know. They're pinheads.
00:11:24 That's okay, that's okay.
00:11:27 It took seinfeld
00:11:29 Pauly, uh, brace yourself.
00:11:32 - Yeah, I'm braced.
00:11:35 ''Canceled''?
00:11:37 -Just like that?
00:11:40 - You told me not to.
00:11:43 They said, and I quote,
00:11:47 So they're not even
00:11:49 You've been preempted
00:11:52 - I could be attacked by animals.
00:11:55 I got another call.
00:11:57 - Maybe it's the network. I'll hold.
00:12:00 - I got another show in the works with them.
00:12:03 I don't know.
00:12:05 How'd you get
00:12:07 Well, you know, by, uh,
00:12:10 Look, Pauly,
00:12:11 This afternoon,
00:12:13 I'll see if I can
00:12:16 Look, that's the last thing I'm gonna do
00:12:19 - Gotta go.
00:12:23 -Fuuuuck.!
00:12:28 Listen, why don't we take
00:12:31 grab some lunch,
00:12:35 You might be a little shook up
00:12:37 David, it has nothing
00:12:40 I just-- I just need to surround myself
00:12:45 David?
00:12:49 I'm just a little choked-up.
00:12:52 - Pauly, are you sure you don't wanna rethink this?
00:12:58 Okay, then.
00:13:01 - Bye.
00:13:10 Hey, guys.
00:13:14 Pauly fired us.
00:13:17 He finally fired us!
00:13:19 Yeah! Yeah!
00:13:22 -Pauly fired us!
00:13:24 Yeah! Yeah!
00:13:27 Oh, yeah! Yeah!
00:13:30 Whoo!
00:13:41 Fuck!
00:13:43 Watch my head.
00:13:45 Oh, shit!
00:13:48 Yeah, well, fuck MTV!
00:13:51 You guys are the only reason why things
00:13:55 I gotta go to VH1 .
00:14:02 So, with
00:14:05 I wound up where all the other
00:14:09 the Coffee Bean.
00:14:11 Or I like to call it--
00:14:14 Or in my case,
00:14:23 Yes, sir.
00:14:25 - I like this one. It shows your--
00:14:28 Zoey.
00:14:30 Booger.
00:14:32 Forget what happened to me.
00:14:35 A couple of days ago,
00:14:38 and he's helping me pick out
00:14:40 I'm also testing for Playboy.
00:14:44 I don't really know him.
00:14:46 who's been up to the mansion
00:14:49 - Mm-hmm.
00:14:51 sal. Nice to meet you.
00:14:54 Look, sweetie,
00:14:58 Not now.
00:15:01 - But I need you.
00:15:05 I'm sorry.
00:15:09 Fuck!
00:15:15 Hey. Pau--
00:15:17 - Pauly.
00:15:20 Um, I know-- This must
00:15:23 I don't mean to bother
00:15:25 I'm from Florida.
00:15:27 Yeah? Yeah, what?
00:15:29 I was just thinkin',
00:15:31 What happened
00:15:34 so, what do you want me to do
00:15:37 If you like it, maybe listen to it
00:15:40 Is that what you thought? What do I have,
00:15:44 I got nothin' goin' on.
00:15:47 - Well, I--
00:15:49 - Fred.
00:15:52 What is it,
00:15:55 - Nah. Uh-- Limp Bizkit.
00:15:58 What does that mean--
00:16:01 Huh?
00:16:04 You know, man,
00:16:06 We're gonna blow up
00:16:08 and I ain't never
00:16:10 Weasel-ass! Punk-ass!
00:16:13 Who the fuck--
00:16:16 Fuckin' faggot.
00:16:26 I believe he's upset.
00:16:30 Pauly is supposed to follow
00:16:32 - It says so right here.
00:16:35 Then what's
00:16:38 I don't think he's happy.
00:16:41 Them goddamn
00:16:43 Them numb-nuts wouldn't know
00:16:47 When Animals Attack.
00:16:51 If I wanted to watch that,
00:16:53 and watch the dogs go at it.
00:16:55 - Hell!
00:16:58 This is my darkest hour
00:17:01 This is worse than
00:17:05 I need to laugh!
00:17:07 I need the Weasel,
00:17:09 We could watch Son in Law...
00:17:13 I want my Weasel,
00:17:25 - Hey!
00:17:31 Jesus Christ, Pauly!
00:17:34 slow down around
00:17:36 I'm sorry, man.
00:17:40 Hey, Vern, let me
00:17:42 Who takes a bigger shit, huh?
00:17:44 Depends on who's seen
00:17:46 - I got ya! I got ya!
00:17:51 - so, hey, how you been?
00:17:54 Hey, you got the big opening comin'.
00:17:56 shagadelic, baby!
00:18:01 Like I've never
00:18:03 - Hey, so is Mike pretty cool? Mike Myers.
00:18:05 - Yeah? He does a lot of movies?
00:18:08 You think there's
00:18:11 Vern. Do you think there's
00:18:14 I'll talk to him.
00:18:16 - Come on. Hook up a boy. I'm your neighbour, bro.
00:18:19 - I'll see what I can do.
00:18:21 Don't worry about it.Just slow down
00:18:24 - Later.
00:18:32 so, how are you doing, Pauly?
00:18:36 I'm good.
00:18:39 Um, after reviewing
00:18:42 and realizing that you're not making
00:18:46 I think it would be best
00:18:49 [ Hyperventilating ] Oh, God!
00:18:52 I just knew it driving over here.
00:18:55 Jesus, Pauly, why didn't you
00:18:58 - Why didn't you tell me to save my money?
00:19:01 My job at this firm
00:19:04 At the end of the day, it's your money
00:19:07 And you have spent it
00:19:10 $5,000 a month
00:19:15 - What? Huh?
00:19:18 I've got Elton John's stuff
00:19:20 But-- Yeah, here we go.
00:19:22 $3,000 a month
00:19:26 At least I didn't spend
00:19:28 You don't need
00:19:30 What you need is help--
00:19:34 Now, I know of a sex rehab
00:19:37 that you oughta
00:19:40 I just got a six-month chip.
00:19:42 Oh.! Oh, shit.!
00:19:52 - Hello?
00:19:55 - What are you doin'?
00:19:58 - Watching you.
00:20:01 - Tell me what I like.
00:20:05 - I'm doing my taxes.
00:20:10 - All right.
00:20:12 First, I'm gonna kiss
00:20:15 - Then we'll do reverse cowgirl.
00:20:19 - W-Wait. Hello.
00:20:24 Hey, Mom.
00:20:27 You don't do your taxes.
00:20:29 Just hold on.
00:20:34 -Quick. Quick, tell me what I like.
00:20:38 Wimpy's hamburgers.
00:20:41 - Apple pie and raisins.
00:20:43 - Mom, please wait.
00:20:53 Pauly. What's goin' on?
00:20:55 Aw, shit.
00:20:57 - Are you okay?
00:20:59 I'm fine, okay?
00:21:01 I need you to come over.
00:21:04 - Fuck. I'll be over there in a sec.
00:21:08 - I'm coming!
00:21:14 It's just kind of
00:21:16 Whatever the momentum is, it's not going
00:21:20 - Oranges! Oranges! Oranges!
00:21:24 - It'll swing the other way.
00:21:26 You just never know.
00:21:28 - You just gotta be ready for when it does swing.
00:21:31 - Chiclets!
00:21:33 - Chiclets.!
00:21:36 - Maybe we can hook up after dinner at the store.
00:21:39 Orange-- Hey, b-b-baby.
00:21:41 Oranges.
00:21:44 - Rico?
00:21:48 Hey, this is my son.
00:21:51 Chiclets! Chiclets!
00:21:53 - Chiclets!
00:21:56 Nothin', man. How you been?
00:21:58 - selling oranges. Buy some, man.
00:22:00 I was at the supermarket.
00:22:03 - Hey, it was good seeing you.
00:22:06 Pauly, come on, man. Not in front of my son.
00:22:10 - Chiclets! Chiclets!
00:22:13 - Chiclets! Chiclets!
00:22:16 - I gotta take care of my mom.
00:22:18 You know what, Pauly?
00:22:20 Don't you fuckin'leave.! kiss my ass, man.
00:22:23 - I got shit to do.
00:22:26 Ow!
00:22:28 -Jesus!
00:22:33 Asshole!
00:22:35 Who is Rico suave, fool?
00:22:39 Motherfucker! Fuck him!
00:22:42 I used to fuckin' hook him up all the time.
00:22:47 Fuck him, man. Come on.
00:22:59 - Hi, Pauly. It's your mom.
00:23:02 I really appreciate you
00:23:04 I really feel much better.
00:23:06 - I love you, honey. Bye.
00:23:17 The only reason I ever
00:23:21 ''But I need you.
00:23:24 - Knock, knock.
00:23:26 - Pauly.
00:23:27 - Exactly.
00:23:29 Your 15 minutes are up, Pauly.
00:23:32 - Pauly, you're so pathetic.
00:23:35 - Freak.
00:23:38 Not now, Pauly.
00:23:40 - I'm in a business meeting.
00:23:44 - Pauly, I'm in a business meeting.
00:24:02 I think-- I think I got everything.
00:24:06 Want another squeeze
00:24:08 Oh. Yeah, yeah.
00:24:12 - Want a crack too?
00:24:14 - Here. Breathe in.
00:24:16 - Breathe out.
00:24:21 You're all loaded up, brother.
00:24:23 Thanks, man.
00:24:25 - What the fuck is he still doin' here? Move.
00:24:29 -Jesus Christ!
00:24:32 - What the fuck happened to this place.!
00:24:34 - He was supposed to be out of here a week ago.
00:24:37 - What are you still doing here?
00:24:41 Well, not till you clean
00:24:42 Hey, sweetie.
00:24:44 - Trevorina?
00:24:47 When do we add
00:24:50 - You're adding two new floors?
00:24:53 I've got a lot of trunks.
00:24:55 I just got myself one.
00:24:58 - Congratulations.
00:25:01 Actually, Mitch is the one
00:25:03 He's my new manager, and he's the one
00:25:06 Why don't you run along
00:25:09 All right, guys, let's go.
00:25:12 He's the one that said this place was nice.
00:25:14 Will you guys
00:25:16 - I can't believe Carrot Top livin' in my house.
00:25:21 I can't believe I'm movin' back home
00:25:23 - We had some good times at your mom's.
00:25:27 so, have you seen him?
00:25:30 - Kirk, have you seen him?
00:25:33 - Well, why?
00:25:35 Well, when you gonna
00:25:38 Kirk, when are you
00:25:40 Tomorrow. Tomorrow,
00:25:43 and that's when
00:25:45 When you see him, what
00:25:47 Pauly shore's a good friend. Can he come in
00:25:50 - It'd be cool. Thanks.
00:25:53 You gotta come from the heart, bro.
00:25:55 I will mention your name
00:25:58 I mean, it'll be fine.
00:26:07 It was on la-last night, and I was--
00:26:11 And I-- And I remember
00:26:14 when it was out in the theaters
00:26:17 Then the title was over it--
00:26:20 It was like... Viral Boom.
00:26:25 - Which Baldwin?
00:26:29 but the one who's kind of--
00:26:31 - He has these eyes, they're kind of-- He's like--
00:26:34 - He's the other guy in it.
00:26:37 It's the other guy,
00:26:39 He's got kind of brown, curly hair.
00:26:43 He had the girls around
00:26:47 Eeehh! He went all--
00:26:50 He made noises?
00:26:52 I can't remember his name.
00:26:55 - I-I think Fisher Steven's available--
00:26:58 - He made me laugh.
00:27:04 Pauly Shore.! Step right up,
00:27:09 - You remember him from MTV.
00:27:11 Encino Man,
00:27:14 and all his many
00:27:17 Pauly Shore.
00:27:20 - parking cars in his mom's club.
00:27:24 Pauly shore!
00:27:26 - Have a photo taken with Pauly.
00:27:29 -Just one dollar. Pauly sho--
00:27:32 - Here you are.
00:27:34 - Can I put my arm around you?
00:27:41 - Loved you in that goofy movie!
00:27:44 Come on, man.
00:27:46 Yeah.
00:27:49 - It's no big deal.
00:27:54 What's wrong with him?
00:27:57 So this is my loft.
00:28:00 - Wow.
00:28:02 Is this phat or what?
00:28:05 It's where I make love.
00:28:08 Did anybody ever tell you...
00:28:10 you look just like
00:28:14 How about you give me
00:28:18 Uh, okay. Yeah.
00:28:23 - Uh-uh-uh-uh.
00:28:25 - Not till I get my money.
00:28:34 - Eighty-three dollars?
00:28:37 Got an extra dollar tonight.
00:28:42 What do you expect me
00:28:45 - Come here, and I'll show ya.
00:28:47 - Where's your phone?
00:28:50 The problem?
00:28:54 - Didn't Heidi tell you that?
00:28:57 At least I'm not some old guy.
00:29:00 soft. I'm soft.
00:29:07 Come here. Feel.
00:29:09 It's soft, right?
00:29:12 - Ooh, it is soft.
00:29:16 Ooh.
00:29:19 - Mmm!
00:29:22 Now do the grim reaper reach-around.
00:29:25 - The what?
00:29:27 - It's when you reach around.
00:29:30 Ah.!
00:29:32 Ow! What the hell?
00:29:35 You wanted to know
00:29:39 I just did it.
00:29:42 Wait.! Wait.!
00:29:44 - All I wanted to do was cuddle.
00:29:52 Hi. You've reached
00:29:56 I am out dancing this weekend.
00:30:01 And, um, Pauly,
00:30:04 - get a life.
00:31:00 Who's there?
00:31:04 Uh! It's not
00:31:09 - Kinison?
00:31:13 Ohhhhh!
00:31:15 What the hell
00:31:17 I've been watching you,
00:31:19 And as your guardian angel, I've come to
00:31:23 if you had put a bullet
00:31:25 Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh!
00:31:27 What are you saying,
00:31:30 Let me say this
00:31:32 Take your life, bud-dy.
00:31:35 Why should I do that?
00:31:37 You'll go down as a genius
00:31:41 Which would you rather be,
00:31:45 You idiot!
00:31:47 - Dead genius.
00:31:52 ''Up here''? What do you mean,
00:31:55 It's about who you know,
00:31:59 Aw, shit.
00:32:01 It's fuckin' Hendrix.
00:32:04 Hey, I gotta go, Weasel.
00:32:06 - see ya in hell-- heaven. Ohhhhh!
00:32:14 Sam was right--
00:32:17 end it all
00:32:20 The Wiez is dead...
00:32:23 Now I must destroy him.
00:32:26 Unfortunately, there'll be
00:32:29 who'll be devastated
00:32:33 ''Dear Mom, sorry it had
00:32:36 ''but I couldn't handle
00:32:39 ''You did a great job raising me,
00:32:43 ''I just want to go
00:32:46 Please don't be sad.
00:32:53 -Pauly, keep it down.
00:32:56 I'm tryin'to get
00:33:02 Hi. I'm Kurt Loder
00:33:04 Comic and actor Pauly shore,
00:33:07 died in Los Angeles today
00:33:11 The news hit the entertainment world
00:33:14 He was amazing,
00:33:17 He was amazing--
00:33:20 Pauly was deep. He had, like,
00:33:25 And that's something
00:33:27 I look for another artist
00:33:31 And Pauly was, you know--
00:33:35 Pauly was the first person
00:33:37 I never would've got Baywatch
00:33:39 You know, he taught me
00:33:44 and, um, use defibrillators,
00:33:47 He did have good weed though.
00:33:50 Pauly shore
00:33:53 I blazed with him
00:33:55 I smoked his whole sack up, and then
00:34:01 At least he was good
00:34:03 Matt Pinfield has been sampling reactions
00:34:06 out in the American heartland--
00:34:10 Thanks, Kurt. I'm in Paducah, Kentucky,
00:34:14 - What is your name, sir?
00:34:18 -I'm Pauly's number-one f-an.
00:34:21 How did the death of Pauly shore
00:34:25 It's hard to put into words, Matt.
00:34:28 Uh--
00:34:30 Laughter is the music of the heart.
00:34:34 And once that joy's been taken away,
00:34:38 That's how I feel.
00:34:40 If you could pick one Pauly shore movie
00:34:43 - what would that one be?
00:34:46 Son in Law.!
00:34:49 Son in--Son in Law.!
00:34:51 That's the news for now.
00:34:53 every hour, here on MTV.
00:34:56 -Cut.!
00:34:58 - Do you believe it?
00:35:01 Yeah, well, maybe we should
00:35:05 I can't believe
00:35:08 Yeah, I understand,
00:35:10 Nobody understands the pain a parent
00:35:14 I tell you what we're gonna do.
00:35:17 who is our after-care program
00:35:19 - Don't play it with me, honey. Don't cry it for me.
00:35:23 You raised the kid around
00:35:25 and now you're shocked
00:35:27 save it, lady. save it for the fuckin' room upstairs,
00:35:31 You know what I mean, lady?
00:35:36 It's Pauly, isn't it?
00:35:38 Excuse me. You guys gonna be
00:35:41 - I mean--
00:35:44 Don't be so insensitive.
00:35:47 Hi, honey.
00:35:49 My son's not taking
00:35:52 Your son's crying about that loser?
00:35:55 Man, me and my friends
00:35:57 What a fake bullshit that was.
00:36:01 - That Weasel shit. That shit sucks, man.
00:36:03 When they see Jury Duty--
00:36:06 I mean,Jesus Christ,
00:36:08 - Take it back, pal.
00:36:11 - Take it back, pal.!
00:36:12 Why don't you take you and
00:36:15 so me and my girl can play some golf up
00:36:19 Come on, man. Let's play.
00:36:21 - 'Cause I'm the Weasel!
00:36:24 -Not bad, not bad.
00:36:27 Way to go, suzie.
00:36:29 I got her a little bit
00:36:32 All right now. Contestant number two
00:36:35 That's right, brother.
00:36:37 - stu. stu Blowser.
00:36:41 stu wants everyone to know
00:36:44 - No. My brother, dude. My brother.
00:36:46 - Is that him?
00:36:51 All right, stu, get goin'
00:36:52 This is a riot.
00:36:55 Hey, what's up? Check out those cu--
00:36:59 Oh, fuck! Fuckers!
00:37:06 It was nice meetin' you. Okay.
00:37:08 This is where I'm gonna stay
00:37:10 Never seen me before.
00:37:15 What? Listen,
00:37:17 The towels will be there.
00:37:21 - What can I do for you?
00:37:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:25 - What happened to your hair?
00:37:28 - What can I do for you?
00:37:32 Obviously, dipshit.
00:37:34 I'm sorry.
00:37:37 I've just been travelin' all day.
00:37:39 Oh, man, I'm just
00:37:41 - All right, how long you stayin' with us?
00:37:44 Uh-huh.
00:37:47 - By the looks of you, I want you to pay me now.
00:37:51 All right, here you go.
00:37:57 Oh, 80 - 83 $ .
00:37:59 - I've got an extra dollar. Here, here.
00:38:03 - What do you expect me to do for 84 $ ?
00:38:06 - Excuse me?
00:38:09 sassafras. Mmm!
00:38:11 It's a nice fragrance
00:38:14 Here we go now.
00:38:16 Kato is bald.
00:38:21 so you were all
00:38:23 I was. I don't know
00:38:25 - shut up, you stupid bitch!
00:38:29 - Oh, God.
00:38:31 You know what, when he
00:38:33 he was thinkin' of me
00:38:35 - Are you fuckin' hearing this shit?
00:38:38 I don't think so!
00:38:40 - Pauly bought 'em for me.
00:38:42 - You know what? Pauly bought me mine also.
00:38:49 - Pauly got me pregnant.
00:38:53 Pauly! Pauly! Pauly!
00:38:56 -stupid bitch!
00:39:06 He was a genius
00:39:08 Pauly was a comic genius.
00:39:11 News hit the entertainment world
00:39:14 - He was amazing.
00:39:21 - I've always been a Weasel believer.
00:39:42 I did it! Hoo-hoo!
00:39:48 They'll freak out.
00:39:53 Paulywood!
00:40:02 - Goddamn.
00:40:16 Oh, shit.
00:40:22 What's the holdup? Come on.
00:40:37 Look who it is.!
00:40:39 No, you idiot.
00:40:42 - What's the difference?
00:40:52 Hey, wait.! Where you goin'?
00:40:56 - What's the difference?
00:41:03 Can you believe I pulled this shit off?.
00:41:06 Things turned out
00:41:08 News anchors
00:41:12 Hot bitches fighting over me
00:41:16 Dr. Dre tellin'everyone
00:41:20 I'm king.!
00:41:23 Everyone's gonna want me back...
00:41:25 especially
00:41:28 She was fuckin'the Spanish dude
00:41:31 Spatula.
00:41:33 And Carrot Top
00:41:35 I can't wait to beat your ass
00:41:38 - See ya in the ring, clown boy.
00:41:42 But the main thing is
00:41:46 My plan really worked.
00:41:49 Pauly Shore--
00:41:53 See ya at the Academy, Rock.
00:41:55 'Cause you're a loser.!
00:42:31 Oh, holy shit.
00:42:37 - so, why'd you do it?
00:42:40 - I know it's you.
00:42:43 I know it's you, Pauly.
00:42:47 - You do?
00:42:50 Look, you wouldn't understand, okay?
00:42:53 - Really? Try me.
00:42:58 You're probably right, but what
00:43:02 And what does that have to do
00:43:05 Look, I just wanted to be
00:43:08 And you think people are gonna
00:43:11 Well, yeah, look.
00:43:13 I'm on the cover of all these magazines.
00:43:17 Not when they find out
00:43:19 - And how are they gonna do that?
00:43:21 - No, you're not.
00:43:24 Hey, get the fuck off me, bitch!
00:43:26 You think people hated you before?
00:43:29 -shit!
00:43:31 - Get back!
00:43:34 You son of a bitch!
00:43:36 Yeah, this is--
00:43:40 - Give me the fuckin'phone.!
00:43:43 - He's at the Charles Motel on
00:43:46 Get the fuck back!
00:43:48 - Get off my counter!
00:43:53 Oh! You--
00:43:55 Come back here!
00:43:58 You're over with, man!
00:44:02 Whoo-hoo!
00:44:09 Look at you. Quick.
00:44:14 Will you please tell me
00:44:16 I'll tell you after you take me
00:44:19 - Pack my shit up.
00:44:21 Kirk! Get me to my mom's house
00:44:23 Okay? I'll explain everything later.
00:44:27 Fuck.! The cops are here.!
00:44:31 - What the fuck you laughin' at?
00:44:33 I don't know what I'm thinkin'!
00:44:37 - That's Room 1 9. Go check it out.
00:44:55 - Hey, how ya doin'? Was that a little loud?
00:44:58 I know this is gonna sound
00:45:00 but, um, is Pauly shore here?
00:45:02 - Pauly who?
00:45:04 The guy from Bio-Dome?
00:45:08 No. I'm--
00:45:10 - I'm just, uh--
00:45:12 Actually, I'm here for a-a funeral.
00:45:14 - Oh.
00:45:18 kinda got in a bus accident.
00:45:20 -sorry to hear that. If anything
00:45:24 - Yeah. Okay.
00:45:26 - sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Thanks.
00:45:28 - Have a good night.
00:45:32 - Did you see that, Pauly? I was there for you.
00:45:37 - Yeah. It was a close call.
00:45:40 seein' that I'm for the team.
00:45:42 That was good.
00:45:45 Just keep on packin'.
00:45:48 six-Adam-7 1 .
00:45:52 Hey, Kirk, did you
00:45:55 No. He-He cast it.
00:45:59 Really? Who'd he get?
00:46:02 Hey, Kirk!
00:46:04 Carrot Top.
00:46:07 You know what? That's fine.
00:46:09 'Cause I never wanted to be
00:46:12 - We have late-breaking news.
00:46:15 Actor-comedian Pauly shore
00:46:18 I repeat. Actor-comedian Pauly shore
00:46:22 We now go live to a motel deep in the Valley
00:46:26 with the manager of the motel--
00:46:29 - I knew it was him.
00:46:34 - Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:46:38 - He's alive!
00:46:41 - No, dipshit. Pauly.
00:46:46 - Yeah, he's alive! The fuck,
00:46:49 He's sicker than before!
00:46:52 What? Aw, fuck, no! He'll be bigger
00:46:56 - Who's Pauly shore?
00:46:59 Oh, yeah. He was on MTV
00:47:18 I surrender!
00:47:27 - All right. so, you're beating me 4-to-1 .
00:47:30 - I-I'm gonna make it this time.
00:47:34 Hold the phone, folks.
00:47:39 strange news out of Hollywood.
00:47:44 - shh! shh!
00:47:46 Some kind of sick joke.
00:47:48 - Pauly's not dead.
00:47:53 - Is this a joke?
00:47:56 - Weasel done messed with
00:48:00 - You mean, in-breeder!
00:48:03 - Daddy. I'm in my room.
00:48:10 shut up! What's everybody,
00:48:13 - Get me a beer.
00:48:16 Hi. I'm Kurt Loder
00:48:18 MTV executives want
00:48:21 for airing
00:48:23 To make it up to you, we're gonna have Metallica
00:48:27 We go now to other entertainers to hear
00:48:31 I did a movie with him.
00:48:33 That was my last movie I did.
00:48:38 Why? 'Cause he
00:48:40 Every fucking day.
00:48:43 Before a take-- Right before a take,
00:48:46 Right-- ''Action!''
00:48:49 reach his hand down my pants
00:48:54 What kind of sick shit
00:48:56 But I didn't really
00:48:58 But he always had the nerve
00:49:01 It just-- I felt like smackin' him around
00:49:05 Pauly stole everybody's act.
00:49:08 He-He would steal the girls.
00:49:11 You should've seen what
00:49:13 For me, Pauly was, like,
00:49:17 And he had his fans
00:49:19 And then it wasn't enough.
00:49:21 He wanted more fans.
00:49:24 And now the whole country's
00:49:28 No, Pauly. Fuck you!
00:49:31 That's the news for now. stay tuned
00:49:35 Cut.!
00:49:37 You know, that was actually
00:49:39 - I think that was kind of rude.
00:49:43 I'm lookin' at his numbers
00:49:45 Pauly's appearance on Court TV
00:49:49 He was right. People do
00:49:52 That's what he always told me.
00:49:55 Oh, well. Oops.
00:50:14 Pauly! No way!
00:50:17 - Tommy?
00:50:19 - Hey, what's up?
00:50:21 I knew you'd be here eventually, man.
00:50:24 Don't worry. Everything's
00:50:26 It's gonna be the best thing
00:50:29 - Dude, I found Jesus in here.
00:50:31 - Yeah.
00:50:33 -I'm right here, Pauly.
00:50:35 Dude, look, we made a tape.
00:50:37 Tommy and Jesus.
00:50:40 Great. I'll look at it.
00:50:43 - Bye, bro. Take it easy, man.
00:50:46 Heidi! Heidi, this is the guy!
00:50:48 - The guy-- The guy that looks like
00:50:50 - The guy that paid me $83, you fuck!
00:50:56 - Hey, Heidi.
00:50:59 That's why your career
00:51:01 - You're always cutting corners, you cheap-ass Jew.
00:51:05 Pauly, $500! I'm already
00:51:08 - Get me to my cell.
00:51:10 - Get me to my cell!
00:51:14 Jesus.! Who's gonna be next,
00:51:18 Oh, great.
00:51:22 Step on in.
00:51:25 I don't want the devil
00:51:30 - Yeah, you bastard. Fuck you.
00:51:36 You shouldn't have
00:51:39 Bang!
00:51:40 Listen, son, one of these days,
00:51:45 When somebody
00:51:48 you go take it back.
00:51:51 Bucky, wait a minute now.
00:51:54 And you shut your mouth.
00:51:58 You know better
00:52:03 All right then.
00:52:07 You go out there and--
00:52:10 - You shoot that Weasel right between the eyes!
00:52:19 Oh, look, it's Pauly.
00:52:21 - Can he? Can he? Can he sit with us, please?
00:52:24 Pauly. Pauly, come and join us.
00:52:29 - Hi.
00:52:32 And this is my friend, Pepe.
00:52:34 And, of course, we know who you are,
00:52:37 Mmm!
00:52:41 - I loved Encino Man.
00:52:44 Any movie that buries an animal in a hole
00:52:49 makes me so happy.
00:52:51 Pepe's my ''Encino man.''
00:52:55 Relax.
00:52:58 What's Brendan Fraser like?
00:53:01 - I loved him in Tarzan.
00:53:04 - He was swinging from a vine.
00:53:12 Oh, please.
00:53:19 Pauly, tell them something
00:53:23 I was in a Kid 'N Play movie.
00:53:25 House Party 1 or 2?
00:53:28 - It was called Class Act.
00:53:30 I seen that.
00:53:33 I was the guy in the third act.
00:53:36 I was pop-lockin'
00:53:39 I was tearin' it up.
00:53:42 - No, shit? That was you?
00:53:44 - That was you? That was you, my nigga?
00:53:46 - Hell, man.
00:53:48 Yeah, you down with us.
00:53:50 All right, okay.
00:53:55 - What the fuck you call me, man?
00:53:58 - What the fuck you say to me?
00:54:00 You better take that ''er''
00:54:02 That sound like that slave shit!
00:54:06 - ''Nigga''?
00:54:08 Nigga! Nigga!
00:54:12 - All right.
00:54:16 - Nigga!
00:54:18 - Yeah! Yeah!
00:54:21 - All right.
00:54:24 All right. see, I'm down now.
00:54:28 so tell me about some of them fine-ass, white
00:54:33 You were one of the best
00:54:37 Happy Gilmore was la bomba, bro!
00:54:41 I wasn't in Happy Gilmore.
00:54:45 Oh. Which movies was you in?
00:54:47 I was in Jury Duty.
00:54:49 - That's the one with the little Chihuahua?
00:54:51 That movie sucked, bro.
00:54:54 Adam sandler,
00:55:02 - All right, all right.
00:55:04 - shit. shut up already.
00:55:06 I remember the fuckin' song.
00:55:09 - I thought you were Adam sandler, man.
00:55:34 Welcome back to T.R.L. It's Carson.
00:55:38 But first, on the phone,
00:55:42 Yo,yo,yo, Carson.!
00:55:45 - You're lame. Everybody here's booing you.
00:55:48 - I went to your funeral.
00:55:52 Hold on, Pauly. Everybody was bawling.
00:55:55 - That's not cool at all, dude.
00:55:59 What do you mean it's not a big deal?
00:56:01 - so?
00:56:03 We have a new band
00:56:05 - They're called Limp Bizkit. We just got--
00:56:08 That's my boy Fred
00:56:10 - You know Fred from Limp Bizkit?
00:56:13 Yeah, right. We have Fred Durst,
00:56:16 - No. Don't put him on.
00:56:19 - What's up, dude?
00:56:21 - Welcome to the show, Fred.
00:56:24 You're talkin'to Pauly Shore?
00:56:27 - Yo, what's up?
00:56:30 You are a piece of crap, man.!
00:56:32 I gave you a CD to give to Carson.
00:56:36 When I see you, I'm gonna smash
00:56:38 - I don't have time for this.
00:56:40 - You're a punk, bitch!
00:56:42 - Your band sucks, dude, and you suck.
00:56:44 - Fred, he's not--
00:56:46 - 'Cause you're a loser.
00:56:49 I wanna talk about your band.
00:56:52 - Thanks, man.
00:56:54 shut up, Pauly. Here's brand-new Limp Bizkit.
00:56:58 - Fuckin' punk.
00:57:07 - Okay, Pauly. Geez, man.
00:57:10 - Yeah, why don't you kill me with that too?
00:57:12 - stinky bastard.
00:57:15 - I'm reading the Koran, man.
00:57:17 You gotta make that change, man.
00:57:20 Pauly, nobody wants to
00:57:23 It's all old, man,
00:57:25 Robin Williams used to be on Mork and Mindy
00:57:29 Tom Hanks used to be on
00:57:31 wearing a dress with lipstick,
00:57:34 I can't believe I'm sitting in jail
00:57:40 - Oh, and your career's better?
00:57:42 - Really?
00:57:45 When I get out of here,
00:57:48 - You do?
00:57:50 Is there any parts
00:57:53 Hey, Todd, is there any parts
00:57:55 No, Pauly. There are
00:58:05 You know,just because you're in here,
00:58:08 I'm sorry, man. I just can't believe
00:58:12 - Well,you better start believing.
00:58:14 You think about why you got in here
00:58:18 I mean, how did you
00:58:22 Oh. It was easy.
00:58:26 Yeah. It was all pretty easy.
00:58:28 I told the L.A. coroner's office that I was
00:58:32 on how to play a dead guy.
00:58:34 I then snuck into his office
00:58:38 I searched in the obituary section
00:58:42 There it was.
00:58:45 5'1 0'; brown hair, brown eyes.
00:58:49 I bought a gun,
00:58:55 Then I scored some pills
00:59:03 So that night
00:59:06 - dragged him up the stairs to my loft...
00:59:08 and dressed him
00:59:16 - And, kaboom--
00:59:19 the party was over.
00:59:21 Oh,yeah. Then I changed my identity.
00:59:25 Hi. How are ya?
00:59:32 - Why would you shoot the guy in the face, man?
00:59:35 - The guy was already dead.
00:59:39 And you're my nigga, nigga,
00:59:41 sha-gu, sha-gu, sha-gu.
00:59:46 Sha-gu.
00:59:49 - What's wrong, Willis?
00:59:51 That's not it, Pauly.
00:59:56 Either you're going to learn
00:59:59 I mean,
01:00:01 so what's it gonna be, Pauly?
01:00:07 ''Nigga, nigga, nigga.''
01:00:17 Jump him.Jump him.
01:00:21 sam Rubin here with
01:00:23 - all of Tinseltown.
01:00:27 The fact that a performer who is as lowbrow
01:00:31 tried to fake the public sympathies
01:00:34 faking his own death,
01:00:38 This, friends, is a new low in the annals
01:00:41 and believe you me,
01:00:44 As I've stated time and time again,
01:00:49 -Look at that shit, man.
01:00:51 from Dickinson, North Dakota,
01:00:53 I hope some dumb-ass convict
01:00:58 - So Pauly gave each one of you...
01:01:01 - a sexually transmitted disease?
01:01:04 - Yes.
01:01:08 but I also have allergies...
01:01:12 which I did not have
01:01:16 Thanks a lot,jerk!
01:01:17 What a bastard.
01:01:20 Pauly, if you're watching me
01:01:24 enjoy jail, bud-dy.
01:01:34 shut up!
01:01:35 - Jesus.
01:01:45 Let me call you back, baby.
01:01:55 - Ah. Cold.
01:01:58 Hey.! Hey.!
01:02:00 - You gotta pay for that.
01:02:05 - How's this?
01:02:08 -Jesus, man. Come on!
01:02:11 - What do you mean call the cops, man?
01:02:13 If I call the cops, they're
01:02:16 - I don't care, man.
01:02:18 - You-You've never been robbed before, have you?
01:02:21 Call ''el copes.''
01:02:26 911 .
01:02:30 Goddamn Californians.
01:02:33 The cops--
01:02:35 I'll be outside.
01:03:09 -Lock that hick up.!
01:03:12 can and will be used against you
01:03:14 - I know, Barney. I know, Andy. Let's roll.
01:03:25 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey!
01:03:29 - Deputy, suicide!
01:03:37 You trippin', Pauly. What's wrong with you,
01:03:40 He's goin' crazy.
01:03:43 Why you put him in my cell?
01:03:45 No.! No, please, no.!
01:03:49 Help.! No, I can't go.!
01:03:53 I don't wanna go!
01:03:57 No! Ow! Assholes!
01:04:06 Pauly, it's Adam Sandler. You know,
01:04:11 The guy that makes 20 mil a movie
01:04:14 - Woo-hoo.!
01:04:17 - Fuck you! How 'bout that?
01:04:20 Fuck you. '"
01:04:22 You know, I don't get it. What's the difference
01:04:25 Exactly. What is the difference?
01:04:29 When I get out of here,
01:04:32 Well, I'll be waiting, Pauly.
01:04:35 Butjust remember, it's Billy Madison,
01:04:41 It'sThe Wedding singer,
01:04:45 You'll always be the Weasel.
01:05:01 Jesus Christ.
01:05:04 What the fuck
01:05:06 You tell me what happened to me, okay?
01:05:09 You're the one
01:05:12 Yeah, you know what?
01:05:15 Not fake your death,
01:05:18 God, look at you. I was just kidding.
01:05:21 - I didn't think you'd do it.
01:05:25 You tell me. Do you wanna live,
01:05:28 - I don't know.
01:05:31 Let's go, you little bastard!
01:05:34 -I wanna live.
01:05:37 I said I wanna live, sam, okay?
01:05:40 - As Pauly or as the Weasel?
01:05:43 No,you dumbshit.
01:05:45 But everybody knows me
01:05:48 Who gives a fuck what everybody knows
01:05:52 You gotta start showing people the guy
01:05:56 The guy that used to cook me burgers at
01:06:00 The Weasel's just a defense mechanism
01:06:04 - Like your scream?
01:06:09 But enough about me.
01:06:13 starting tomorrow,
01:06:16 You're joking?
01:06:19 You're gonna be one of the best actors
01:06:22 What?
01:06:25 Look, you've seen the dark side.
01:06:28 Welcome to the real world.
01:06:32 They're gonna help you.
01:06:36 - Oops. Wait a second.
01:06:39 Aw, shit, it's Marilyn.
01:06:42 I'll always be
01:06:47 I'll always be looking out for you.
01:07:12 Okay.
01:07:20 shakespeare. shakespeare.
01:07:30 This way, Pauly.
01:07:33 Come on. You can do it.
01:07:39 Come on, man!
01:07:48 No, no, no. ''O Hamlet,
01:07:58 - Make it stop!
01:08:07 Like this.
01:08:08 step out.
01:08:11 - Oh, God. Not that. Up here.
01:08:31 I mean, it's getting better, right?
01:08:37 ''We should know the way.''
01:08:40 Oh, I can't believe it!
01:08:43 There you go.
01:08:46 There you go now.
01:08:48 There you go.
01:09:19 Thank you.
01:09:26 I can't believe I did it.
01:09:29 Only this time,
01:09:31 You know it's weird how
01:09:35 can actually turn out
01:09:56 All the world's a stage
01:10:00 And one man in his time
01:10:04 At first, the infant.
01:10:08 - Then the lover.
01:10:11 shit! Fuck!
01:10:15 I drove all the way
01:10:18 - What's your name?
01:10:20 - Bucky?
01:10:25 What do you want?
01:10:27 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
01:10:30 - I'll have it written in your blood.
01:10:34 I have watched Son in Law
01:10:37 Watched all your MTV specials.
01:10:40 Hell, I even sat through
01:10:42 - You did?
01:10:46 Well, if you like me so much,
01:10:49 'Cause you humiliated me, man.
01:10:52 - You fucked with me.
01:10:54 When I heard that you
01:10:58 it's like my whole world
01:11:03 But then I find out it's all
01:11:06 Well, I didn't find it too funny. What's all
01:11:10 You ain't an actor.
01:11:14 They weren't going to do
01:11:17 No studio was going to
01:11:22 What are you saying to me?
01:11:26 You-You tellin' me
01:11:32 It's all just a big money-makin' scheme
01:11:36 It's just like Ronald McDonald.
01:11:38 You mean Ronald McDonald
01:11:41 - No.
01:11:48 The Wiez couldn't keep the ratings up
01:11:51 That's because you weren't
01:11:54 You was some spoiled rich kid from Brentwood,
01:11:58 - Hell, I even know that.
01:12:01 Please, don't kill me.
01:12:04 I'm just--
01:12:17 It's okay. It's okay.
01:12:27 - I could never hurt you, man.
01:12:30 Ronald McDonald's
01:12:36 I'll just have to
01:12:42 Hey, Bucky...
01:12:46 thanks for caring.
01:12:54 And thanks for being
01:13:05 Make the noise.
01:13:13 I wanna act. Okay?
01:13:21 Oh, one more thing.
01:13:25 No wiezin' the ju-uice.
01:13:29 - What movie's that from?
01:13:33 - say hi toJudge Ito.
01:13:37 - C-razy, boys.
01:13:41 - stub and Doyle! stub and Doyle!
01:13:45 - Inbreeders.
01:13:50 - Son in Law.
01:14:05 You did that just for me.
01:14:08 Thank you.
01:14:10 I feel like the last person
01:14:19 - Well, I think I got everything.
01:14:22 Richard Gere can have Tibet.
01:14:25 But guys like you, me,
01:14:28 we found ourselves
01:14:31 - Right. I think Downey should try
01:14:35 I just wanna tell you, Todd,
01:14:39 Number one, the Weasel
01:14:42 just like Willis will always be
01:14:45 And number two, all the girls
01:14:50 they didn't want to have sex
01:14:52 the littleJewish boy
01:14:55 They wanted to fuck
01:14:58 Anyways,
01:15:00 Yeah, but remember, that was your choice.
01:15:03 you tell him to tell Redd Fox
01:15:06 - Why?
01:15:10 - Well, here. Then take him.
01:15:13 - All right, bro.
01:15:16 - Take care.
01:15:21 Always lockin' a brother up.
01:15:23 I also realized
01:15:28 In fact, it's probably one of the most
01:15:32 People come out here from all over the world
01:15:36 Not just because they love
01:15:40 Everyone wants to be accepted.
01:15:42 In other words,
01:15:47 nejat yýlmaz, sundu..
01:15:55 Ashley, come on.
01:15:58 - What?
01:16:01 - We gotta go. Let's go.
01:16:03 Let's go.
01:16:07 But she's pretty.
01:16:11 Pauly Shore is a free man.
01:16:13 Hi, Nancy. Hi, folks. I'm Pat O'Brien,
01:16:16 with the story gripping Hollywood.
01:16:19 Actor-comedian Pauly shore
01:16:21 Oh, shit. Is that my nigga?
01:16:24 Yeah, that's him. That's him. Look at Pauly!
01:16:26 - They let that nigga out of jail.
01:16:29 Every network, every studio head
01:16:32 But guess what?
01:16:35 - That's my nigga right there.
01:16:39 - Walking like a king.
01:16:41 - You know what I'm saying?
01:16:44 - You son of a bitch.
01:16:47 But was this a case
01:16:50 or Pauly shore
01:16:54 You see, shore was
01:16:57 since his simulated suicide,
01:17:01 The question remains: Is shore
01:17:06 see, the thing about
01:17:09 The guy was always one step ahead of Hollywood.
01:17:12 It's a blatant rip off of
01:17:14 The guy just never got his due,
01:17:17 You know what I mean?
01:17:21 Quit calling. What?
01:17:27 speech! speech!
01:17:33 see what I did for you?
01:17:43 It was because
01:17:49 It's a--
01:18:10 - Okay. You got it?
01:18:14 - Don't touch me.
01:18:17 Don't touch me.
01:18:20 - The negatives in here?
01:18:22 Good. 'Cause if I see these things showing up
01:18:25 - Okay. I just wanna say--
01:18:28 Oh, man. What's he get so mad about?
01:18:36 Last one there, and now...
01:18:40 I can start working on the sequel.
01:18:53 Hey. We're about to order,
01:18:57 And, uh-- And--
01:19:00 - And action, nigger.
01:19:04 - I was trying to get you.
01:19:08 - Pauly who?
01:19:12 I know a lot of people
01:19:14 Thanksgiving, he didn't eat
01:19:17 He had about 1 5 ''E'' tablets
01:19:21 ''Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!''
01:19:25 is what he said as he popped
01:19:32 It's like-- It's like
01:19:34 It's like this and like that
01:19:37 I mean, that's what
01:19:40 I've been selling oranges, homes.
01:19:50 Dude, fuck rehab, bro.
01:19:54 - That's okay.
01:19:57 - The only way to the top is-- Oh!
01:20:01 Cool man. Before we go, here's
01:20:06 - I stuttered. We'll do it again.
01:20:10 Laurie, what you
01:20:13 Drop the soap! We'll meet
01:20:17 stop. There's a lot
01:20:22 This is the ad-lib,
01:20:25 This is when he says,
01:20:30 says, uh, um--
01:20:32 - It's a wild track for the prison scene.
01:20:36 Hey, Pauly.
01:20:39 Thanks for the-the
01:20:43 I had an incredibly good time that day.