Pauly Shore Is Dead
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I don't know what the fuck |
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No one will fuckin' call me, |
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Pauly, you don't know |
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You're great. People love you. |
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- Bio-Dome was a great movie. |
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- No. |
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Did you see Hot Shots.!? |
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God, I love that movie. |
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- Yeah, it was pretty good, wasn't it? |
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My-My point is, Pauly, is that |
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- Mm, some more than others. |
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But... |
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Well, how'd you do it? |
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Talent. |
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Good genes. |
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I didn't come up with |
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- That's not the point, okay? It's-- |
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- Uh-- |
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Look, I gotta |
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Is there a part |
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Charlie, is there a part |
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Look, I'll-- |
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I'll see what I can do. |
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I'll tell him you're available. |
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Not for long. |
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nejat yýlmaz,IyiSeyirlerDiler.. |
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Okay. |
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- Pablo. |
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Pablo? |
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Topping the news this evening, |
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in a loft in his mother's |
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- Pauly, best known as the Weasel, |
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-He went on to star in such movies |
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-Jury Duty and son in Law. |
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Autopsy reports will be ready |
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Many say he was a genius |
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- ''Genius''? Genius of what? |
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We go to the streets now |
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You know, he tried |
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- Me too. |
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Pauly shore, |
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The kid wasn't fuckin' |
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Any fuckin'jackass |
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-All of the community is mourning the death... |
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- My son! My son! |
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- An erect penis-- |
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that's what it would appear |
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A strange turn of events-- |
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I guess it's true |
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You're a lot more loved. |
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I was so sick of people |
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and ask me |
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How was I supposed to explain to my fans |
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and I had pigeon-holed myself |
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They don't understand |
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Lenny Bruce,John Belushi |
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as comedic geniuses |
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And now, me, Pauly Shore. |
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But before the media |
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before Access Hollywood |
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let me tell you the truth |
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I was born and raised |
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My dad's a comedian, |
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And my mom didn't own |
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She owned the world-famous |
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on the Sunset Strip. |
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The Comedy Store's like |
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Everyone started out there. |
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I remember, one time, my mom |
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Ohhhhh! |
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Yeah, thanks, Mom. I guess Charles Manson |
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The best part |
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she's been partying |
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Which was great for me, 'cause I was |
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- Dude, you forgot to flush. |
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Nah, my name's not the Weasel. |
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My name's |
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I was just like most kids. |
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I was in Little League. |
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I went to Beverly Hills High School. |
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And I wasn't on the football team. |
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And after I graduated, |
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And then it finally happened. |
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-my manager got me an audition |
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- And finally, I became the Weasel. Oh.! |
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Cool, buddy. Aw-ooh! |
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My MTVshow led to movies, |
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- Hello! |
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Yeah, I was livin' |
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And then, one day, my so-called |
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I got the most devastating |
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No, not genital warts. |
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I got a sitcom... on Fox. |
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After that, everything else |
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-Pauly, |
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- I found some loose change in the sofa. |
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That is one of the perks about being your |
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We have to hurry home, 'cause my dad's |
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All right, all right. |
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Wow. Check out those girls. |
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-You must be Pauly. |
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- my dad's big surprise. |
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- What? |
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Down periscope! |
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Oh! Honey, you gotta get in here. |
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This is the worst fuckin' show |
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-Now, Dawn is Carol. |
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so I can sleep in the same room |
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Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. |
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Oh, my God. |
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I have bras |
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Yeah, well, your bras |
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but it looks like your panties |
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- Hey, yo! |
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This nigga Pauly |
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You'd better watch it. |
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That's not the only thing |
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You ever seen Pauly? |
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- On weed? A lotta weed? |
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Oh, my God! |
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-Wow. That's a pretty nice rock. |
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It's a four-carat, emerald-cut, |
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Yeah. My mom's was bigger. |
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- Oh! Oh! Oh! |
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- Well, that's it, you guys. |
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-Oh. |
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- speech! speech! |
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- Yeah. Yeah. |
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Oh, man. |
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I wanna thank you guys for being here. |
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That means a lot to me. |
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I gotta thank my manager, Mitch, |
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for packaging this show. |
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I wanna thank |
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for her patience and understanding |
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- I love ya, princess. |
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- Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet. |
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I'd also like to thank |
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who was always there for me |
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Playing a spoiled rich kid |
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I mean, how perfect |
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It's awesome. |
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To our new sitcom.! |
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-Whoo.! |
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I was standin' outside the elephant |
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- Yeah.! |
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I can't believe the network didn't pull it |
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I swear-- I swear I'm gonna puke. |
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I only have a few minutes left. |
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We'll tell the doorman |
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- Don't be late. |
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I thought Pauly's show |
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Oh, yeah. It was, um-- |
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- Yeah. |
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- Ashley. What's yours? |
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You're that creepy guy |
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- No. That's Michael Madsen. |
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so, uh, |
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- My mom's picking me up. |
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- Hmm. How about I take you home? |
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I don't know. |
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Come on. |
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and I'll puff... |
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- and I'll - Okay. |
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- God, that's lame. |
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What the hell is wrong with you peop-- |
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Pauly, I gotta tell ya, that is the funniest |
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No, it'll run a decade. |
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I'll call you in the morning |
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Mitch. Mitch, wait. |
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I just wanna say |
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Listen, Pauly, everything we've worked |
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- is comin' together just as planned, buddy. |
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stinky, bud-dy. I know. |
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stinky piece of shit, bud-dy. |
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Goin' down the toilet, bud-dy. |
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I'll tell you what he does. |
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He exists. |
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He could be incinerated by the heat |
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it would be too good. |
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The second somebody put a fuckin' |
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''Hey, it's okay to talk,'' that's |
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If my mommy owned a comedy club, |
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-Trevorina,you're the |
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How long do these sitcoms |
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What is it-- |
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- How many episodes did the network order? |
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- six. |
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Wait. What are you doing? |
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- six episodes? |
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- It's your manager. |
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Pauly, you are not |
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- Are you sittin' down? |
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- It was the lowest-rated show in Fox history. |
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Yeah. It didn't even |
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What about people |
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I don't know. They're pinheads. |
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That's okay, that's okay. |
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It took seinfeld |
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Pauly, uh, brace yourself. |
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- Yeah, I'm braced. |
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''Canceled''? |
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-Just like that? |
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- You told me not to. |
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They said, and I quote, |
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So they're not even |
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You've been preempted |
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- I could be attacked by animals. |
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I got another call. |
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- Maybe it's the network. I'll hold. |
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- I got another show in the works with them. |
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I don't know. |
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How'd you get |
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Well, you know, by, uh, |
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Look, Pauly, |
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This afternoon, |
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I'll see if I can |
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Look, that's the last thing I'm gonna do |
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- Gotta go. |
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-Fuuuuck.! |
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Listen, why don't we take |
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grab some lunch, |
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You might be a little shook up |
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David, it has nothing |
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I just-- I just need to surround myself |
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David? |
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I'm just a little choked-up. |
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- Pauly, are you sure you don't wanna rethink this? |
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Okay, then. |
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- Bye. |
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Hey, guys. |
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Pauly fired us. |
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He finally fired us! |
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Yeah! Yeah! |
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-Pauly fired us! |
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Yeah! Yeah! |
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Oh, yeah! Yeah! |
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Whoo! |
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Fuck! |
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Watch my head. |
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Oh, shit! |
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Yeah, well, fuck MTV! |
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You guys are the only reason why things |
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I gotta go to VH1 . |
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So, with |
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I wound up where all the other |
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the Coffee Bean. |
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Or I like to call it-- |
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Or in my case, |
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Yes, sir. |
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- I like this one. It shows your-- |
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Zoey. |
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Booger. |
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Forget what happened to me. |
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A couple of days ago, |
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and he's helping me pick out |
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I'm also testing for Playboy. |
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I don't really know him. |
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who's been up to the mansion |
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- Mm-hmm. |
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sal. Nice to meet you. |
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Look, sweetie, |
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Not now. |
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- But I need you. |
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I'm sorry. |
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Fuck! |
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Hey. Pau-- |
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- Pauly. |
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Um, I know-- This must |
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I don't mean to bother |
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I'm from Florida. |
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Yeah? Yeah, what? |
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I was just thinkin', |
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What happened |
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so, what do you want me to do |
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If you like it, maybe listen to it |
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Is that what you thought? What do I have, |
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I got nothin' goin' on. |
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- Well, I-- |
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- Fred. |
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What is it, |
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- Nah. Uh-- Limp Bizkit. |
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What does that mean-- |
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Huh? |
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You know, man, |
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We're gonna blow up |
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and I ain't never |
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Weasel-ass! Punk-ass! |
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Who the fuck-- |
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Fuckin' faggot. |
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I believe he's upset. |
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Pauly is supposed to follow |
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- It says so right here. |
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Then what's |
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I don't think he's happy. |
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Them goddamn |
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Them numb-nuts wouldn't know |
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When Animals Attack. |
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If I wanted to watch that, |
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and watch the dogs go at it. |
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- Hell! |
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This is my darkest hour |
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This is worse than |
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I need to laugh! |
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I need the Weasel, |
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We could watch Son in Law... |
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I want my Weasel, |
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- Hey! |
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Jesus Christ, Pauly! |
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slow down around |
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I'm sorry, man. |
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Hey, Vern, let me |
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Who takes a bigger shit, huh? |
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Depends on who's seen |
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- I got ya! I got ya! |
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- so, hey, how you been? |
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Hey, you got the big opening comin'. |
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shagadelic, baby! |
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Like I've never |
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- Hey, so is Mike pretty cool? Mike Myers. |
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- Yeah? He does a lot of movies? |
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You think there's |
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Vern. Do you think there's |
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I'll talk to him. |
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- Come on. Hook up a boy. I'm your neighbour, bro. |
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- I'll see what I can do. |
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Don't worry about it.Just slow down |
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- Later. |
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so, how are you doing, Pauly? |
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I'm good. |
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Um, after reviewing |
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and realizing that you're not making |
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I think it would be best |
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[ Hyperventilating ] Oh, God! |
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I just knew it driving over here. |
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Jesus, Pauly, why didn't you |
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- Why didn't you tell me to save my money? |
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My job at this firm |
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At the end of the day, it's your money |
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And you have spent it |
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$5,000 a month |
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- What? Huh? |
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I've got Elton John's stuff |
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But-- Yeah, here we go. |
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$3,000 a month |
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At least I didn't spend |
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You don't need |
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What you need is help-- |
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Now, I know of a sex rehab |
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that you oughta |
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I just got a six-month chip. |
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Oh.! Oh, shit.! |
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- Hello? |
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- What are you doin'? |
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- Watching you. |
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- Tell me what I like. |
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- I'm doing my taxes. |
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- All right. |
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First, I'm gonna kiss |
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- Then we'll do reverse cowgirl. |
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- W-Wait. Hello. |
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Hey, Mom. |
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You don't do your taxes. |
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Just hold on. |
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-Quick. Quick, tell me what I like. |
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Wimpy's hamburgers. |
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- Apple pie and raisins. |
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- Mom, please wait. |
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Pauly. What's goin' on? |
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Aw, shit. |
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- Are you okay? |
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I'm fine, okay? |
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I need you to come over. |
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- Fuck. I'll be over there in a sec. |
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- I'm coming! |
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It's just kind of |
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Whatever the momentum is, it's not going |
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- Oranges! Oranges! Oranges! |
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- It'll swing the other way. |
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You just never know. |
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- You just gotta be ready for when it does swing. |
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- Chiclets! |
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- Chiclets.! |
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- Maybe we can hook up after dinner at the store. |
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Orange-- Hey, b-b-baby. |
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Oranges. |
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- Rico? |
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Hey, this is my son. |
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Chiclets! Chiclets! |
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- Chiclets! |
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Nothin', man. How you been? |
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- selling oranges. Buy some, man. |
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I was at the supermarket. |
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- Hey, it was good seeing you. |
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Pauly, come on, man. Not in front of my son. |
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- Chiclets! Chiclets! |
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- Chiclets! Chiclets! |
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- I gotta take care of my mom. |
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You know what, Pauly? |
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Don't you fuckin'leave.! kiss my ass, man. |
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- I got shit to do. |
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Ow! |
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-Jesus! |
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Asshole! |
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Who is Rico suave, fool? |
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Motherfucker! Fuck him! |
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I used to fuckin' hook him up all the time. |
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Fuck him, man. Come on. |
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- Hi, Pauly. It's your mom. |
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I really appreciate you |
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I really feel much better. |
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- I love you, honey. Bye. |
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The only reason I ever |
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''But I need you. |
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- Knock, knock. |
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- Pauly. |
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- Exactly. |
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Your 15 minutes are up, Pauly. |
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- Pauly, you're so pathetic. |
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- Freak. |
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Not now, Pauly. |
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- I'm in a business meeting. |
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- Pauly, I'm in a business meeting. |
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I think-- I think I got everything. |
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Want another squeeze |
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Oh. Yeah, yeah. |
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- Want a crack too? |
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- Here. Breathe in. |
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- Breathe out. |
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You're all loaded up, brother. |
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Thanks, man. |
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- What the fuck is he still doin' here? Move. |
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-Jesus Christ! |
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- What the fuck happened to this place.! |
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- He was supposed to be out of here a week ago. |
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- What are you still doing here? |
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Well, not till you clean |
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Hey, sweetie. |
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- Trevorina? |
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When do we add |
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- You're adding two new floors? |
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I've got a lot of trunks. |
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I just got myself one. |
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- Congratulations. |
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Actually, Mitch is the one |
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He's my new manager, and he's the one |
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Why don't you run along |
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All right, guys, let's go. |
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He's the one that said this place was nice. |
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Will you guys |
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- I can't believe Carrot Top livin' in my house. |
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I can't believe I'm movin' back home |
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- We had some good times at your mom's. |
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so, have you seen him? |
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- Kirk, have you seen him? |
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- Well, why? |
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Well, when you gonna |
00:25:38 |
Kirk, when are you |
00:25:40 |
Tomorrow. Tomorrow, |
00:25:43 |
and that's when |
00:25:45 |
When you see him, what |
00:25:47 |
Pauly shore's a good friend. Can he come in |
00:25:50 |
- It'd be cool. Thanks. |
00:25:53 |
You gotta come from the heart, bro. |
00:25:55 |
I will mention your name |
00:25:58 |
I mean, it'll be fine. |
00:26:07 |
It was on la-last night, and I was-- |
00:26:11 |
And I-- And I remember |
00:26:14 |
when it was out in the theaters |
00:26:17 |
Then the title was over it-- |
00:26:20 |
It was like... Viral Boom. |
00:26:25 |
- Which Baldwin? |
00:26:29 |
but the one who's kind of-- |
00:26:31 |
- He has these eyes, they're kind of-- He's like-- |
00:26:34 |
- He's the other guy in it. |
00:26:37 |
It's the other guy, |
00:26:39 |
He's got kind of brown, curly hair. |
00:26:43 |
He had the girls around |
00:26:47 |
Eeehh! He went all-- |
00:26:50 |
He made noises? |
00:26:52 |
I can't remember his name. |
00:26:55 |
- I-I think Fisher Steven's available-- |
00:26:58 |
- He made me laugh. |
00:27:04 |
Pauly Shore.! Step right up, |
00:27:09 |
- You remember him from MTV. |
00:27:11 |
Encino Man, |
00:27:14 |
and all his many |
00:27:17 |
Pauly Shore. |
00:27:20 |
- parking cars in his mom's club. |
00:27:24 |
Pauly shore! |
00:27:26 |
- Have a photo taken with Pauly. |
00:27:29 |
-Just one dollar. Pauly sho-- |
00:27:32 |
- Here you are. |
00:27:34 |
- Can I put my arm around you? |
00:27:41 |
- Loved you in that goofy movie! |
00:27:44 |
Come on, man. |
00:27:46 |
Yeah. |
00:27:49 |
- It's no big deal. |
00:27:54 |
What's wrong with him? |
00:27:57 |
So this is my loft. |
00:28:00 |
- Wow. |
00:28:02 |
Is this phat or what? |
00:28:05 |
It's where I make love. |
00:28:08 |
Did anybody ever tell you... |
00:28:10 |
you look just like |
00:28:14 |
How about you give me |
00:28:18 |
Uh, okay. Yeah. |
00:28:23 |
- Uh-uh-uh-uh. |
00:28:25 |
- Not till I get my money. |
00:28:34 |
- Eighty-three dollars? |
00:28:37 |
Got an extra dollar tonight. |
00:28:42 |
What do you expect me |
00:28:45 |
- Come here, and I'll show ya. |
00:28:47 |
- Where's your phone? |
00:28:50 |
The problem? |
00:28:54 |
- Didn't Heidi tell you that? |
00:28:57 |
At least I'm not some old guy. |
00:29:00 |
soft. I'm soft. |
00:29:07 |
Come here. Feel. |
00:29:09 |
It's soft, right? |
00:29:12 |
- Ooh, it is soft. |
00:29:16 |
Ooh. |
00:29:19 |
- Mmm! |
00:29:22 |
Now do the grim reaper reach-around. |
00:29:25 |
- The what? |
00:29:27 |
- It's when you reach around. |
00:29:30 |
Ah.! |
00:29:32 |
Ow! What the hell? |
00:29:35 |
You wanted to know |
00:29:39 |
I just did it. |
00:29:42 |
Wait.! Wait.! |
00:29:44 |
- All I wanted to do was cuddle. |
00:29:52 |
Hi. You've reached |
00:29:56 |
I am out dancing this weekend. |
00:30:01 |
And, um, Pauly, |
00:30:04 |
- get a life. |
00:31:00 |
Who's there? |
00:31:04 |
Uh! It's not |
00:31:09 |
- Kinison? |
00:31:13 |
Ohhhhh! |
00:31:15 |
What the hell |
00:31:17 |
I've been watching you, |
00:31:19 |
And as your guardian angel, I've come to |
00:31:23 |
if you had put a bullet |
00:31:25 |
Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh! |
00:31:27 |
What are you saying, |
00:31:30 |
Let me say this |
00:31:32 |
Take your life, bud-dy. |
00:31:35 |
Why should I do that? |
00:31:37 |
You'll go down as a genius |
00:31:41 |
Which would you rather be, |
00:31:45 |
You idiot! |
00:31:47 |
- Dead genius. |
00:31:52 |
''Up here''? What do you mean, |
00:31:55 |
It's about who you know, |
00:31:59 |
Aw, shit. |
00:32:01 |
It's fuckin' Hendrix. |
00:32:04 |
Hey, I gotta go, Weasel. |
00:32:06 |
- see ya in hell-- heaven. Ohhhhh! |
00:32:14 |
Sam was right-- |
00:32:17 |
end it all |
00:32:20 |
The Wiez is dead... |
00:32:23 |
Now I must destroy him. |
00:32:26 |
Unfortunately, there'll be |
00:32:29 |
who'll be devastated |
00:32:33 |
''Dear Mom, sorry it had |
00:32:36 |
''but I couldn't handle |
00:32:39 |
''You did a great job raising me, |
00:32:43 |
''I just want to go |
00:32:46 |
Please don't be sad. |
00:32:53 |
-Pauly, keep it down. |
00:32:56 |
I'm tryin'to get |
00:33:02 |
Hi. I'm Kurt Loder |
00:33:04 |
Comic and actor Pauly shore, |
00:33:07 |
died in Los Angeles today |
00:33:11 |
The news hit the entertainment world |
00:33:14 |
He was amazing, |
00:33:17 |
He was amazing-- |
00:33:20 |
Pauly was deep. He had, like, |
00:33:25 |
And that's something |
00:33:27 |
I look for another artist |
00:33:31 |
And Pauly was, you know-- |
00:33:35 |
Pauly was the first person |
00:33:37 |
I never would've got Baywatch |
00:33:39 |
You know, he taught me |
00:33:44 |
and, um, use defibrillators, |
00:33:47 |
He did have good weed though. |
00:33:50 |
Pauly shore |
00:33:53 |
I blazed with him |
00:33:55 |
I smoked his whole sack up, and then |
00:34:01 |
At least he was good |
00:34:03 |
Matt Pinfield has been sampling reactions |
00:34:06 |
out in the American heartland-- |
00:34:10 |
Thanks, Kurt. I'm in Paducah, Kentucky, |
00:34:14 |
- What is your name, sir? |
00:34:18 |
-I'm Pauly's number-one f-an. |
00:34:21 |
How did the death of Pauly shore |
00:34:25 |
It's hard to put into words, Matt. |
00:34:28 |
Uh-- |
00:34:30 |
Laughter is the music of the heart. |
00:34:34 |
And once that joy's been taken away, |
00:34:38 |
That's how I feel. |
00:34:40 |
If you could pick one Pauly shore movie |
00:34:43 |
- what would that one be? |
00:34:46 |
Son in Law.! |
00:34:49 |
Son in--Son in Law.! |
00:34:51 |
That's the news for now. |
00:34:53 |
every hour, here on MTV. |
00:34:56 |
-Cut.! |
00:34:58 |
- Do you believe it? |
00:35:01 |
Yeah, well, maybe we should |
00:35:05 |
I can't believe |
00:35:08 |
Yeah, I understand, |
00:35:10 |
Nobody understands the pain a parent |
00:35:14 |
I tell you what we're gonna do. |
00:35:17 |
who is our after-care program |
00:35:19 |
- Don't play it with me, honey. Don't cry it for me. |
00:35:23 |
You raised the kid around |
00:35:25 |
and now you're shocked |
00:35:27 |
save it, lady. save it for the fuckin' room upstairs, |
00:35:31 |
You know what I mean, lady? |
00:35:36 |
It's Pauly, isn't it? |
00:35:38 |
Excuse me. You guys gonna be |
00:35:41 |
- I mean-- |
00:35:44 |
Don't be so insensitive. |
00:35:47 |
Hi, honey. |
00:35:49 |
My son's not taking |
00:35:52 |
Your son's crying about that loser? |
00:35:55 |
Man, me and my friends |
00:35:57 |
What a fake bullshit that was. |
00:36:01 |
- That Weasel shit. That shit sucks, man. |
00:36:03 |
When they see Jury Duty-- |
00:36:06 |
I mean,Jesus Christ, |
00:36:08 |
- Take it back, pal. |
00:36:11 |
- Take it back, pal.! |
00:36:12 |
Why don't you take you and |
00:36:15 |
so me and my girl can play some golf up |
00:36:19 |
Come on, man. Let's play. |
00:36:21 |
- 'Cause I'm the Weasel! |
00:36:24 |
-Not bad, not bad. |
00:36:27 |
Way to go, suzie. |
00:36:29 |
I got her a little bit |
00:36:32 |
All right now. Contestant number two |
00:36:35 |
That's right, brother. |
00:36:37 |
- stu. stu Blowser. |
00:36:41 |
stu wants everyone to know |
00:36:44 |
- No. My brother, dude. My brother. |
00:36:46 |
- Is that him? |
00:36:51 |
All right, stu, get goin' |
00:36:52 |
This is a riot. |
00:36:55 |
Hey, what's up? Check out those cu-- |
00:36:59 |
Oh, fuck! Fuckers! |
00:37:06 |
It was nice meetin' you. Okay. |
00:37:08 |
This is where I'm gonna stay |
00:37:10 |
Never seen me before. |
00:37:15 |
What? Listen, |
00:37:17 |
The towels will be there. |
00:37:21 |
- What can I do for you? |
00:37:23 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
00:37:25 |
- What happened to your hair? |
00:37:28 |
- What can I do for you? |
00:37:32 |
Obviously, dipshit. |
00:37:34 |
I'm sorry. |
00:37:37 |
I've just been travelin' all day. |
00:37:39 |
Oh, man, I'm just |
00:37:41 |
- All right, how long you stayin' with us? |
00:37:44 |
Uh-huh. |
00:37:47 |
- By the looks of you, I want you to pay me now. |
00:37:51 |
All right, here you go. |
00:37:57 |
Oh, 80 - 83 $ . |
00:37:59 |
- I've got an extra dollar. Here, here. |
00:38:03 |
- What do you expect me to do for 84 $ ? |
00:38:06 |
- Excuse me? |
00:38:09 |
sassafras. Mmm! |
00:38:11 |
It's a nice fragrance |
00:38:14 |
Here we go now. |
00:38:16 |
Kato is bald. |
00:38:21 |
so you were all |
00:38:23 |
I was. I don't know |
00:38:25 |
- shut up, you stupid bitch! |
00:38:29 |
- Oh, God. |
00:38:31 |
You know what, when he |
00:38:33 |
he was thinkin' of me |
00:38:35 |
- Are you fuckin' hearing this shit? |
00:38:38 |
I don't think so! |
00:38:40 |
- Pauly bought 'em for me. |
00:38:42 |
- You know what? Pauly bought me mine also. |
00:38:49 |
- Pauly got me pregnant. |
00:38:53 |
Pauly! Pauly! Pauly! |
00:38:56 |
-stupid bitch! |
00:39:06 |
He was a genius |
00:39:08 |
Pauly was a comic genius. |
00:39:11 |
News hit the entertainment world |
00:39:14 |
- He was amazing. |
00:39:21 |
- I've always been a Weasel believer. |
00:39:42 |
I did it! Hoo-hoo! |
00:39:48 |
They'll freak out. |
00:39:53 |
Paulywood! |
00:40:02 |
- Goddamn. |
00:40:16 |
Oh, shit. |
00:40:22 |
What's the holdup? Come on. |
00:40:37 |
Look who it is.! |
00:40:39 |
No, you idiot. |
00:40:42 |
- What's the difference? |
00:40:52 |
Hey, wait.! Where you goin'? |
00:40:56 |
- What's the difference? |
00:41:03 |
Can you believe I pulled this shit off?. |
00:41:06 |
Things turned out |
00:41:08 |
News anchors |
00:41:12 |
Hot bitches fighting over me |
00:41:16 |
Dr. Dre tellin'everyone |
00:41:20 |
I'm king.! |
00:41:23 |
Everyone's gonna want me back... |
00:41:25 |
especially |
00:41:28 |
She was fuckin'the Spanish dude |
00:41:31 |
Spatula. |
00:41:33 |
And Carrot Top |
00:41:35 |
I can't wait to beat your ass |
00:41:38 |
- See ya in the ring, clown boy. |
00:41:42 |
But the main thing is |
00:41:46 |
My plan really worked. |
00:41:49 |
Pauly Shore-- |
00:41:53 |
See ya at the Academy, Rock. |
00:41:55 |
'Cause you're a loser.! |
00:42:31 |
Oh, holy shit. |
00:42:37 |
- so, why'd you do it? |
00:42:40 |
- I know it's you. |
00:42:43 |
I know it's you, Pauly. |
00:42:47 |
- You do? |
00:42:50 |
Look, you wouldn't understand, okay? |
00:42:53 |
- Really? Try me. |
00:42:58 |
You're probably right, but what |
00:43:02 |
And what does that have to do |
00:43:05 |
Look, I just wanted to be |
00:43:08 |
And you think people are gonna |
00:43:11 |
Well, yeah, look. |
00:43:13 |
I'm on the cover of all these magazines. |
00:43:17 |
Not when they find out |
00:43:19 |
- And how are they gonna do that? |
00:43:21 |
- No, you're not. |
00:43:24 |
Hey, get the fuck off me, bitch! |
00:43:26 |
You think people hated you before? |
00:43:29 |
-shit! |
00:43:31 |
- Get back! |
00:43:34 |
You son of a bitch! |
00:43:36 |
Yeah, this is-- |
00:43:40 |
- Give me the fuckin'phone.! |
00:43:43 |
- He's at the Charles Motel on |
00:43:46 |
Get the fuck back! |
00:43:48 |
- Get off my counter! |
00:43:53 |
Oh! You-- |
00:43:55 |
Come back here! |
00:43:58 |
You're over with, man! |
00:44:02 |
Whoo-hoo! |
00:44:09 |
Look at you. Quick. |
00:44:14 |
Will you please tell me |
00:44:16 |
I'll tell you after you take me |
00:44:19 |
- Pack my shit up. |
00:44:21 |
Kirk! Get me to my mom's house |
00:44:23 |
Okay? I'll explain everything later. |
00:44:27 |
Fuck.! The cops are here.! |
00:44:31 |
- What the fuck you laughin' at? |
00:44:33 |
I don't know what I'm thinkin'! |
00:44:37 |
- That's Room 1 9. Go check it out. |
00:44:55 |
- Hey, how ya doin'? Was that a little loud? |
00:44:58 |
I know this is gonna sound |
00:45:00 |
but, um, is Pauly shore here? |
00:45:02 |
- Pauly who? |
00:45:04 |
The guy from Bio-Dome? |
00:45:08 |
No. I'm-- |
00:45:10 |
- I'm just, uh-- |
00:45:12 |
Actually, I'm here for a-a funeral. |
00:45:14 |
- Oh. |
00:45:18 |
kinda got in a bus accident. |
00:45:20 |
-sorry to hear that. If anything |
00:45:24 |
- Yeah. Okay. |
00:45:26 |
- sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Thanks. |
00:45:28 |
- Have a good night. |
00:45:32 |
- Did you see that, Pauly? I was there for you. |
00:45:37 |
- Yeah. It was a close call. |
00:45:40 |
seein' that I'm for the team. |
00:45:42 |
That was good. |
00:45:45 |
Just keep on packin'. |
00:45:48 |
six-Adam-7 1 . |
00:45:52 |
Hey, Kirk, did you |
00:45:55 |
No. He-He cast it. |
00:45:59 |
Really? Who'd he get? |
00:46:02 |
Hey, Kirk! |
00:46:04 |
Carrot Top. |
00:46:07 |
You know what? That's fine. |
00:46:09 |
'Cause I never wanted to be |
00:46:12 |
- We have late-breaking news. |
00:46:15 |
Actor-comedian Pauly shore |
00:46:18 |
I repeat. Actor-comedian Pauly shore |
00:46:22 |
We now go live to a motel deep in the Valley |
00:46:26 |
with the manager of the motel-- |
00:46:29 |
- I knew it was him. |
00:46:34 |
- Yeah, that's what I'm saying. |
00:46:38 |
- He's alive! |
00:46:41 |
- No, dipshit. Pauly. |
00:46:46 |
- Yeah, he's alive! The fuck, |
00:46:49 |
He's sicker than before! |
00:46:52 |
What? Aw, fuck, no! He'll be bigger |
00:46:56 |
- Who's Pauly shore? |
00:46:59 |
Oh, yeah. He was on MTV |
00:47:18 |
I surrender! |
00:47:27 |
- All right. so, you're beating me 4-to-1 . |
00:47:30 |
- I-I'm gonna make it this time. |
00:47:34 |
Hold the phone, folks. |
00:47:39 |
strange news out of Hollywood. |
00:47:44 |
- shh! shh! |
00:47:46 |
Some kind of sick joke. |
00:47:48 |
- Pauly's not dead. |
00:47:53 |
- Is this a joke? |
00:47:56 |
- Weasel done messed with |
00:48:00 |
- You mean, in-breeder! |
00:48:03 |
- Daddy. I'm in my room. |
00:48:10 |
shut up! What's everybody, |
00:48:13 |
- Get me a beer. |
00:48:16 |
Hi. I'm Kurt Loder |
00:48:18 |
MTV executives want |
00:48:21 |
for airing |
00:48:23 |
To make it up to you, we're gonna have Metallica |
00:48:27 |
We go now to other entertainers to hear |
00:48:31 |
I did a movie with him. |
00:48:33 |
That was my last movie I did. |
00:48:38 |
Why? 'Cause he |
00:48:40 |
Every fucking day. |
00:48:43 |
Before a take-- Right before a take, |
00:48:46 |
Right-- ''Action!'' |
00:48:49 |
reach his hand down my pants |
00:48:54 |
What kind of sick shit |
00:48:56 |
But I didn't really |
00:48:58 |
But he always had the nerve |
00:49:01 |
It just-- I felt like smackin' him around |
00:49:05 |
Pauly stole everybody's act. |
00:49:08 |
He-He would steal the girls. |
00:49:11 |
You should've seen what |
00:49:13 |
For me, Pauly was, like, |
00:49:17 |
And he had his fans |
00:49:19 |
And then it wasn't enough. |
00:49:21 |
He wanted more fans. |
00:49:24 |
And now the whole country's |
00:49:28 |
No, Pauly. Fuck you! |
00:49:31 |
That's the news for now. stay tuned |
00:49:35 |
Cut.! |
00:49:37 |
You know, that was actually |
00:49:39 |
- I think that was kind of rude. |
00:49:43 |
I'm lookin' at his numbers |
00:49:45 |
Pauly's appearance on Court TV |
00:49:49 |
He was right. People do |
00:49:52 |
That's what he always told me. |
00:49:55 |
Oh, well. Oops. |
00:50:14 |
Pauly! No way! |
00:50:17 |
- Tommy? |
00:50:19 |
- Hey, what's up? |
00:50:21 |
I knew you'd be here eventually, man. |
00:50:24 |
Don't worry. Everything's |
00:50:26 |
It's gonna be the best thing |
00:50:29 |
- Dude, I found Jesus in here. |
00:50:31 |
- Yeah. |
00:50:33 |
-I'm right here, Pauly. |
00:50:35 |
Dude, look, we made a tape. |
00:50:37 |
Tommy and Jesus. |
00:50:40 |
Great. I'll look at it. |
00:50:43 |
- Bye, bro. Take it easy, man. |
00:50:46 |
Heidi! Heidi, this is the guy! |
00:50:48 |
- The guy-- The guy that looks like |
00:50:50 |
- The guy that paid me $83, you fuck! |
00:50:56 |
- Hey, Heidi. |
00:50:59 |
That's why your career |
00:51:01 |
- You're always cutting corners, you cheap-ass Jew. |
00:51:05 |
Pauly, $500! I'm already |
00:51:08 |
- Get me to my cell. |
00:51:10 |
- Get me to my cell! |
00:51:14 |
Jesus.! Who's gonna be next, |
00:51:18 |
Oh, great. |
00:51:22 |
Step on in. |
00:51:25 |
I don't want the devil |
00:51:30 |
- Yeah, you bastard. Fuck you. |
00:51:36 |
You shouldn't have |
00:51:39 |
Bang! |
00:51:40 |
Listen, son, one of these days, |
00:51:45 |
When somebody |
00:51:48 |
you go take it back. |
00:51:51 |
Bucky, wait a minute now. |
00:51:54 |
And you shut your mouth. |
00:51:58 |
You know better |
00:52:03 |
All right then. |
00:52:07 |
You go out there and-- |
00:52:10 |
- You shoot that Weasel right between the eyes! |
00:52:19 |
Oh, look, it's Pauly. |
00:52:21 |
- Can he? Can he? Can he sit with us, please? |
00:52:24 |
Pauly. Pauly, come and join us. |
00:52:29 |
- Hi. |
00:52:32 |
And this is my friend, Pepe. |
00:52:34 |
And, of course, we know who you are, |
00:52:37 |
Mmm! |
00:52:41 |
- I loved Encino Man. |
00:52:44 |
Any movie that buries an animal in a hole |
00:52:49 |
makes me so happy. |
00:52:51 |
Pepe's my ''Encino man.'' |
00:52:55 |
Relax. |
00:52:58 |
What's Brendan Fraser like? |
00:53:01 |
- I loved him in Tarzan. |
00:53:04 |
- He was swinging from a vine. |
00:53:12 |
Oh, please. |
00:53:19 |
Pauly, tell them something |
00:53:23 |
I was in a Kid 'N Play movie. |
00:53:25 |
House Party 1 or 2? |
00:53:28 |
- It was called Class Act. |
00:53:30 |
I seen that. |
00:53:33 |
I was the guy in the third act. |
00:53:36 |
I was pop-lockin' |
00:53:39 |
I was tearin' it up. |
00:53:42 |
- No, shit? That was you? |
00:53:44 |
- That was you? That was you, my nigga? |
00:53:46 |
- Hell, man. |
00:53:48 |
Yeah, you down with us. |
00:53:50 |
All right, okay. |
00:53:55 |
- What the fuck you call me, man? |
00:53:58 |
- What the fuck you say to me? |
00:54:00 |
You better take that ''er'' |
00:54:02 |
That sound like that slave shit! |
00:54:06 |
- ''Nigga''? |
00:54:08 |
Nigga! Nigga! |
00:54:12 |
- All right. |
00:54:16 |
- Nigga! |
00:54:18 |
- Yeah! Yeah! |
00:54:21 |
- All right. |
00:54:24 |
All right. see, I'm down now. |
00:54:28 |
so tell me about some of them fine-ass, white |
00:54:33 |
You were one of the best |
00:54:37 |
Happy Gilmore was la bomba, bro! |
00:54:41 |
I wasn't in Happy Gilmore. |
00:54:45 |
Oh. Which movies was you in? |
00:54:47 |
I was in Jury Duty. |
00:54:49 |
- That's the one with the little Chihuahua? |
00:54:51 |
That movie sucked, bro. |
00:54:54 |
Adam sandler, |
00:55:02 |
- All right, all right. |
00:55:04 |
- shit. shut up already. |
00:55:06 |
I remember the fuckin' song. |
00:55:09 |
- I thought you were Adam sandler, man. |
00:55:34 |
Welcome back to T.R.L. It's Carson. |
00:55:38 |
But first, on the phone, |
00:55:42 |
Yo,yo,yo, Carson.! |
00:55:45 |
- You're lame. Everybody here's booing you. |
00:55:48 |
- I went to your funeral. |
00:55:52 |
Hold on, Pauly. Everybody was bawling. |
00:55:55 |
- That's not cool at all, dude. |
00:55:59 |
What do you mean it's not a big deal? |
00:56:01 |
- so? |
00:56:03 |
We have a new band |
00:56:05 |
- They're called Limp Bizkit. We just got-- |
00:56:08 |
That's my boy Fred |
00:56:10 |
- You know Fred from Limp Bizkit? |
00:56:13 |
Yeah, right. We have Fred Durst, |
00:56:16 |
- No. Don't put him on. |
00:56:19 |
- What's up, dude? |
00:56:21 |
- Welcome to the show, Fred. |
00:56:24 |
You're talkin'to Pauly Shore? |
00:56:27 |
- Yo, what's up? |
00:56:30 |
You are a piece of crap, man.! |
00:56:32 |
I gave you a CD to give to Carson. |
00:56:36 |
When I see you, I'm gonna smash |
00:56:38 |
- I don't have time for this. |
00:56:40 |
- You're a punk, bitch! |
00:56:42 |
- Your band sucks, dude, and you suck. |
00:56:44 |
- Fred, he's not-- |
00:56:46 |
- 'Cause you're a loser. |
00:56:49 |
I wanna talk about your band. |
00:56:52 |
- Thanks, man. |
00:56:54 |
shut up, Pauly. Here's brand-new Limp Bizkit. |
00:56:58 |
- Fuckin' punk. |
00:57:07 |
- Okay, Pauly. Geez, man. |
00:57:10 |
- Yeah, why don't you kill me with that too? |
00:57:12 |
- stinky bastard. |
00:57:15 |
- I'm reading the Koran, man. |
00:57:17 |
You gotta make that change, man. |
00:57:20 |
Pauly, nobody wants to |
00:57:23 |
It's all old, man, |
00:57:25 |
Robin Williams used to be on Mork and Mindy |
00:57:29 |
Tom Hanks used to be on |
00:57:31 |
wearing a dress with lipstick, |
00:57:34 |
I can't believe I'm sitting in jail |
00:57:40 |
- Oh, and your career's better? |
00:57:42 |
- Really? |
00:57:45 |
When I get out of here, |
00:57:48 |
- You do? |
00:57:50 |
Is there any parts |
00:57:53 |
Hey, Todd, is there any parts |
00:57:55 |
No, Pauly. There are |
00:58:05 |
You know,just because you're in here, |
00:58:08 |
I'm sorry, man. I just can't believe |
00:58:12 |
- Well,you better start believing. |
00:58:14 |
You think about why you got in here |
00:58:18 |
I mean, how did you |
00:58:22 |
Oh. It was easy. |
00:58:26 |
Yeah. It was all pretty easy. |
00:58:28 |
I told the L.A. coroner's office that I was |
00:58:32 |
on how to play a dead guy. |
00:58:34 |
I then snuck into his office |
00:58:38 |
I searched in the obituary section |
00:58:42 |
There it was. |
00:58:45 |
5'1 0'; brown hair, brown eyes. |
00:58:49 |
I bought a gun, |
00:58:55 |
Then I scored some pills |
00:59:03 |
So that night |
00:59:06 |
- dragged him up the stairs to my loft... |
00:59:08 |
and dressed him |
00:59:16 |
- And, kaboom-- |
00:59:19 |
the party was over. |
00:59:21 |
Oh,yeah. Then I changed my identity. |
00:59:25 |
Hi. How are ya? |
00:59:32 |
- Why would you shoot the guy in the face, man? |
00:59:35 |
- The guy was already dead. |
00:59:39 |
And you're my nigga, nigga, |
00:59:41 |
sha-gu, sha-gu, sha-gu. |
00:59:46 |
Sha-gu. |
00:59:49 |
- What's wrong, Willis? |
00:59:51 |
That's not it, Pauly. |
00:59:56 |
Either you're going to learn |
00:59:59 |
I mean, |
01:00:01 |
so what's it gonna be, Pauly? |
01:00:07 |
''Nigga, nigga, nigga.'' |
01:00:17 |
Jump him.Jump him. |
01:00:21 |
sam Rubin here with |
01:00:23 |
- all of Tinseltown. |
01:00:27 |
The fact that a performer who is as lowbrow |
01:00:31 |
tried to fake the public sympathies |
01:00:34 |
faking his own death, |
01:00:38 |
This, friends, is a new low in the annals |
01:00:41 |
and believe you me, |
01:00:44 |
As I've stated time and time again, |
01:00:49 |
-Look at that shit, man. |
01:00:51 |
from Dickinson, North Dakota, |
01:00:53 |
I hope some dumb-ass convict |
01:00:58 |
- So Pauly gave each one of you... |
01:01:01 |
- a sexually transmitted disease? |
01:01:04 |
- Yes. |
01:01:08 |
but I also have allergies... |
01:01:12 |
which I did not have |
01:01:16 |
Thanks a lot,jerk! |
01:01:17 |
What a bastard. |
01:01:20 |
Pauly, if you're watching me |
01:01:24 |
enjoy jail, bud-dy. |
01:01:34 |
shut up! |
01:01:35 |
- Jesus. |
01:01:45 |
Let me call you back, baby. |
01:01:55 |
- Ah. Cold. |
01:01:58 |
Hey.! Hey.! |
01:02:00 |
- You gotta pay for that. |
01:02:05 |
- How's this? |
01:02:08 |
-Jesus, man. Come on! |
01:02:11 |
- What do you mean call the cops, man? |
01:02:13 |
If I call the cops, they're |
01:02:16 |
- I don't care, man. |
01:02:18 |
- You-You've never been robbed before, have you? |
01:02:21 |
Call ''el copes.'' |
01:02:26 |
911 . |
01:02:30 |
Goddamn Californians. |
01:02:33 |
The cops-- |
01:02:35 |
I'll be outside. |
01:03:09 |
-Lock that hick up.! |
01:03:12 |
can and will be used against you |
01:03:14 |
- I know, Barney. I know, Andy. Let's roll. |
01:03:25 |
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! |
01:03:29 |
- Deputy, suicide! |
01:03:37 |
You trippin', Pauly. What's wrong with you, |
01:03:40 |
He's goin' crazy. |
01:03:43 |
Why you put him in my cell? |
01:03:45 |
No.! No, please, no.! |
01:03:49 |
Help.! No, I can't go.! |
01:03:53 |
I don't wanna go! |
01:03:57 |
No! Ow! Assholes! |
01:04:06 |
Pauly, it's Adam Sandler. You know, |
01:04:11 |
The guy that makes 20 mil a movie |
01:04:14 |
- Woo-hoo.! |
01:04:17 |
- Fuck you! How 'bout that? |
01:04:20 |
Fuck you. '" |
01:04:22 |
You know, I don't get it. What's the difference |
01:04:25 |
Exactly. What is the difference? |
01:04:29 |
When I get out of here, |
01:04:32 |
Well, I'll be waiting, Pauly. |
01:04:35 |
Butjust remember, it's Billy Madison, |
01:04:41 |
It'sThe Wedding singer, |
01:04:45 |
You'll always be the Weasel. |
01:05:01 |
Jesus Christ. |
01:05:04 |
What the fuck |
01:05:06 |
You tell me what happened to me, okay? |
01:05:09 |
You're the one |
01:05:12 |
Yeah, you know what? |
01:05:15 |
Not fake your death, |
01:05:18 |
God, look at you. I was just kidding. |
01:05:21 |
- I didn't think you'd do it. |
01:05:25 |
You tell me. Do you wanna live, |
01:05:28 |
- I don't know. |
01:05:31 |
Let's go, you little bastard! |
01:05:34 |
-I wanna live. |
01:05:37 |
I said I wanna live, sam, okay? |
01:05:40 |
- As Pauly or as the Weasel? |
01:05:43 |
No,you dumbshit. |
01:05:45 |
But everybody knows me |
01:05:48 |
Who gives a fuck what everybody knows |
01:05:52 |
You gotta start showing people the guy |
01:05:56 |
The guy that used to cook me burgers at |
01:06:00 |
The Weasel's just a defense mechanism |
01:06:04 |
- Like your scream? |
01:06:09 |
But enough about me. |
01:06:13 |
starting tomorrow, |
01:06:16 |
You're joking? |
01:06:19 |
You're gonna be one of the best actors |
01:06:22 |
What? |
01:06:25 |
Look, you've seen the dark side. |
01:06:28 |
Welcome to the real world. |
01:06:32 |
They're gonna help you. |
01:06:36 |
- Oops. Wait a second. |
01:06:39 |
Aw, shit, it's Marilyn. |
01:06:42 |
I'll always be |
01:06:47 |
I'll always be looking out for you. |
01:07:12 |
Okay. |
01:07:20 |
shakespeare. shakespeare. |
01:07:30 |
This way, Pauly. |
01:07:33 |
Come on. You can do it. |
01:07:39 |
Come on, man! |
01:07:48 |
No, no, no. ''O Hamlet, |
01:07:58 |
- Make it stop! |
01:08:07 |
Like this. |
01:08:08 |
step out. |
01:08:11 |
- Oh, God. Not that. Up here. |
01:08:31 |
I mean, it's getting better, right? |
01:08:37 |
''We should know the way.'' |
01:08:40 |
Oh, I can't believe it! |
01:08:43 |
There you go. |
01:08:46 |
There you go now. |
01:08:48 |
There you go. |
01:09:19 |
Thank you. |
01:09:26 |
I can't believe I did it. |
01:09:29 |
Only this time, |
01:09:31 |
You know it's weird how |
01:09:35 |
can actually turn out |
01:09:56 |
All the world's a stage |
01:10:00 |
And one man in his time |
01:10:04 |
At first, the infant. |
01:10:08 |
- Then the lover. |
01:10:11 |
shit! Fuck! |
01:10:15 |
I drove all the way |
01:10:18 |
- What's your name? |
01:10:20 |
- Bucky? |
01:10:25 |
What do you want? |
01:10:27 |
Oh, yeah. Yeah. |
01:10:30 |
- I'll have it written in your blood. |
01:10:34 |
I have watched Son in Law |
01:10:37 |
Watched all your MTV specials. |
01:10:40 |
Hell, I even sat through |
01:10:42 |
- You did? |
01:10:46 |
Well, if you like me so much, |
01:10:49 |
'Cause you humiliated me, man. |
01:10:52 |
- You fucked with me. |
01:10:54 |
When I heard that you |
01:10:58 |
it's like my whole world |
01:11:03 |
But then I find out it's all |
01:11:06 |
Well, I didn't find it too funny. What's all |
01:11:10 |
You ain't an actor. |
01:11:14 |
They weren't going to do |
01:11:17 |
No studio was going to |
01:11:22 |
What are you saying to me? |
01:11:26 |
You-You tellin' me |
01:11:32 |
It's all just a big money-makin' scheme |
01:11:36 |
It's just like Ronald McDonald. |
01:11:38 |
You mean Ronald McDonald |
01:11:41 |
- No. |
01:11:48 |
The Wiez couldn't keep the ratings up |
01:11:51 |
That's because you weren't |
01:11:54 |
You was some spoiled rich kid from Brentwood, |
01:11:58 |
- Hell, I even know that. |
01:12:01 |
Please, don't kill me. |
01:12:04 |
I'm just-- |
01:12:17 |
It's okay. It's okay. |
01:12:27 |
- I could never hurt you, man. |
01:12:30 |
Ronald McDonald's |
01:12:36 |
I'll just have to |
01:12:42 |
Hey, Bucky... |
01:12:46 |
thanks for caring. |
01:12:54 |
And thanks for being |
01:13:05 |
Make the noise. |
01:13:13 |
I wanna act. Okay? |
01:13:21 |
Oh, one more thing. |
01:13:25 |
No wiezin' the ju-uice. |
01:13:29 |
- What movie's that from? |
01:13:33 |
- say hi toJudge Ito. |
01:13:37 |
- C-razy, boys. |
01:13:41 |
- stub and Doyle! stub and Doyle! |
01:13:45 |
- Inbreeders. |
01:13:50 |
- Son in Law. |
01:14:05 |
You did that just for me. |
01:14:08 |
Thank you. |
01:14:10 |
I feel like the last person |
01:14:19 |
- Well, I think I got everything. |
01:14:22 |
Richard Gere can have Tibet. |
01:14:25 |
But guys like you, me, |
01:14:28 |
we found ourselves |
01:14:31 |
- Right. I think Downey should try |
01:14:35 |
I just wanna tell you, Todd, |
01:14:39 |
Number one, the Weasel |
01:14:42 |
just like Willis will always be |
01:14:45 |
And number two, all the girls |
01:14:50 |
they didn't want to have sex |
01:14:52 |
the littleJewish boy |
01:14:55 |
They wanted to fuck |
01:14:58 |
Anyways, |
01:15:00 |
Yeah, but remember, that was your choice. |
01:15:03 |
you tell him to tell Redd Fox |
01:15:06 |
- Why? |
01:15:10 |
- Well, here. Then take him. |
01:15:13 |
- All right, bro. |
01:15:16 |
- Take care. |
01:15:21 |
Always lockin' a brother up. |
01:15:23 |
I also realized |
01:15:28 |
In fact, it's probably one of the most |
01:15:32 |
People come out here from all over the world |
01:15:36 |
Not just because they love |
01:15:40 |
Everyone wants to be accepted. |
01:15:42 |
In other words, |
01:15:47 |
nejat yýlmaz, sundu.. |
01:15:55 |
Ashley, come on. |
01:15:58 |
- What? |
01:16:01 |
- We gotta go. Let's go. |
01:16:03 |
Let's go. |
01:16:07 |
But she's pretty. |
01:16:11 |
Pauly Shore is a free man. |
01:16:13 |
Hi, Nancy. Hi, folks. I'm Pat O'Brien, |
01:16:16 |
with the story gripping Hollywood. |
01:16:19 |
Actor-comedian Pauly shore |
01:16:21 |
Oh, shit. Is that my nigga? |
01:16:24 |
Yeah, that's him. That's him. Look at Pauly! |
01:16:26 |
- They let that nigga out of jail. |
01:16:29 |
Every network, every studio head |
01:16:32 |
But guess what? |
01:16:35 |
- That's my nigga right there. |
01:16:39 |
- Walking like a king. |
01:16:41 |
- You know what I'm saying? |
01:16:44 |
- You son of a bitch. |
01:16:47 |
But was this a case |
01:16:50 |
or Pauly shore |
01:16:54 |
You see, shore was |
01:16:57 |
since his simulated suicide, |
01:17:01 |
The question remains: Is shore |
01:17:06 |
see, the thing about |
01:17:09 |
The guy was always one step ahead of Hollywood. |
01:17:12 |
It's a blatant rip off of |
01:17:14 |
The guy just never got his due, |
01:17:17 |
You know what I mean? |
01:17:21 |
Quit calling. What? |
01:17:27 |
speech! speech! |
01:17:33 |
see what I did for you? |
01:17:43 |
It was because |
01:17:49 |
It's a-- |
01:18:10 |
- Okay. You got it? |
01:18:14 |
- Don't touch me. |
01:18:17 |
Don't touch me. |
01:18:20 |
- The negatives in here? |
01:18:22 |
Good. 'Cause if I see these things showing up |
01:18:25 |
- Okay. I just wanna say-- |
01:18:28 |
Oh, man. What's he get so mad about? |
01:18:36 |
Last one there, and now... |
01:18:40 |
I can start working on the sequel. |
01:18:53 |
Hey. We're about to order, |
01:18:57 |
And, uh-- And-- |
01:19:00 |
- And action, nigger. |
01:19:04 |
- I was trying to get you. |
01:19:08 |
- Pauly who? |
01:19:12 |
I know a lot of people |
01:19:14 |
Thanksgiving, he didn't eat |
01:19:17 |
He had about 1 5 ''E'' tablets |
01:19:21 |
''Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!'' |
01:19:25 |
is what he said as he popped |
01:19:32 |
It's like-- It's like |
01:19:34 |
It's like this and like that |
01:19:37 |
I mean, that's what |
01:19:40 |
I've been selling oranges, homes. |
01:19:50 |
Dude, fuck rehab, bro. |
01:19:54 |
- That's okay. |
01:19:57 |
- The only way to the top is-- Oh! |
01:20:01 |
Cool man. Before we go, here's |
01:20:06 |
- I stuttered. We'll do it again. |
01:20:10 |
Laurie, what you |
01:20:13 |
Drop the soap! We'll meet |
01:20:17 |
stop. There's a lot |
01:20:22 |
This is the ad-lib, |
01:20:25 |
This is when he says, |
01:20:30 |
says, uh, um-- |
01:20:32 |
- It's a wild track for the prison scene. |
01:20:36 |
Hey, Pauly. |
01:20:39 |
Thanks for the-the |
01:20:43 |
I had an incredibly good time that day. |