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Penelope
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My parents were born |
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Old money, blue blooded, |
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- Are you hoping for a boy or a girl? |
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Having played host to kings and queens |
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they were used to gracing |
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So they welcomed |
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On what they supposed would be |
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Hang in there. |
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Oh, my God! |
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But local legend had it |
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that a curse was put |
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When my great, great, |
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had a fling with a lowly |
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Who was soon eating |
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When he told his family of his plans |
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He realised how silly |
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Clara was after all |
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... and prone to rashes. |
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Sir Ralph married someone |
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And Clara... |
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That night Clara's mother - |
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showed up on the |
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determined to give these blue bloods |
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She scattered about animal guts |
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and commanded that the next Wilhern |
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And only when one |
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kind claims this daughter as their own |
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will the curse be broken. |
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Time passed, |
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and as luck would have it |
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the next five Wilhern brides |
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gave birth to all sons... |
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who fathered all sons... |
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... who fathered all sons. |
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Finally, born to Ella and Leonard |
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A century of worry |
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Of course, what they didn't know |
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then was that Ella hadn't actually |
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She had given birth to... a Jones. |
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Which means that the first born |
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... was me. |
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Penelope. |
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I'd given up all hope |
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of ever finding a woman |
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I had given up all hope that is... |
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I knew it. |
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He just might be. |
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You see... |
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...like you, I felt imprisoned |
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Really? |
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Your good looks |
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Yes, exactly. |
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- No one ever seems able to see past that. |
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And Penelope. |
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Dear, sweet Penelope... |
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curse or no curse, |
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if I am more |
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well, then, surely you are |
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Let me in. |
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Penelope, let me in. |
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No! |
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Hi. |
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What...? |
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Help me! Help me! |
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She's a pig! |
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She's a killer pig! |
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Help me! |
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Why, Penelope? |
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I'm not the one who ran mother. |
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Well, of course they run dear when you |
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Do you think I showed your father |
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No dear, no. I had the good sense to wait |
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I didn't show him my mole, mother. |
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Mom. |
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Oh, sweetheart. |
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He really liked you. |
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No, Mum, he really didn't. |
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He didn't like your nose, that's what he |
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But, it... it is my nose. |
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No! It's your great, great, |
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On your father's side. |
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But you are not your nose. |
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You're, you're, you're... |
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somebody else inside just |
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I had been reminded |
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that I was not the |
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For starters along with my birth came |
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Damn you, Ella! |
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Even so no one suffered more |
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- These things happen all the time. |
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Did you know some children |
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Gills, sweetheart, |
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- So, can you cut it off? |
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But the carotid artery appears to run |
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Or 'snout', as the case may be. |
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Making any attempt at removal |
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The, caro... caro... what's that? |
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What's he saying, Franklin? |
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She would die, sweetheart. |
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I'm sorry. |
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You... |
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Oh... that's not true. |
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My mother meant well |
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And always did what she thought |
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First, from reporters. |
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What are you? |
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Ow, my eye! |
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But with the public demanding to see the |
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My mother did what any |
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She faked my death. |
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Earth to earth |
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And had me cremated. |
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So with the public left to mourn |
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And with me safely hidden away |
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Now she need only worry about |
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Who was having trouble adapting |
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Why can't I have |
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Because you love |
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Doesn't Daddy love oatmeal? |
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No, I love bacon. |
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And from the insensitivity |
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And this little piggy |
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And this little piggy |
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Jake! Oh, Jake. Stop it. |
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And occasionally she had to protect me, |
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So I did most of |
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Where I made my own friends. |
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And learnt to entertain myself. |
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While my mother spent her every |
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Preparing me to be a suitable bride |
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for the man who |
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Quelle heure l'est-il? |
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Then upon my eighteenth birthday |
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whose dating agency |
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catered to the best and the |
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In hopes of finding one. |
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Who would break the curse |
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Hello. |
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And upon their departure, they were |
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Where they were legally |
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And so it went. |
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And it was just |
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before my mother recognised the need |
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Shatterproof glass... |
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And sneakers for Jake. |
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So you see today... |
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She's a pig! |
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... was much like any other. |
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- I couldn't catch him. |
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I always said we should |
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before they see her. |
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Don't worry. |
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We'd better. |
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A snout? |
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And fangs. |
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Look, I know what I saw, alright? |
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On what grounds? |
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If being ugly were a crime, I'd have to |
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I know what you're thinking. |
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That's what I thought. And when |
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I thought that was just a |
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It's not a figure of speech. |
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I'm telling you if I hadn't of got out |
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monster it would have |
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That's it. |
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Come on, mate. |
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What me? |
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I've come in to report her. |
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- Hey, wasn't that a Vanderman? |
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That might be him... |
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Okay, you know what? Edward should have |
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Hello, anybody? Will somebody |
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Rise and shine. |
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Up, up, up, up, up. |
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Come on, dear. |
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Franklin. |
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Mum? |
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- Up, up, up, up, up. |
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We're moving? |
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Where is Larry Bonsa? |
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Security. |
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Poor Edward. |
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No, not that. |
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Hallucinations of a hideous pig |
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You do know who they're talking about? |
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Oh, I don't know. Could be any |
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I'm next in line for |
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Do you have any idea what a story |
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What my father is going to do to me? |
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Well, that's not really my problem. |
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Okay, I'm not a delusional maniac... |
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No. So, either you |
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or so help me god I am going |
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Security. |
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It'll be twenty five years |
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Reporters popping out of draws. |
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And then... what chance do we have? |
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- We could move to the beach. |
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- Or France? |
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I could practice my French. |
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Merci. |
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Bonjour. Je suis Penelope. |
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Never mind. I over reacted. |
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I demand a retraction. |
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I'm telling you she was |
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I'm telling you she had a piggy snout |
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Why will no one |
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Wait, wait, hold, hold on there, Victor. |
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I believe that man is with me. |
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Huh? I am? |
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- Okay, well first there's Hubert Strauss. |
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- Beaux... |
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- Jack... |
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...the Ripper? |
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You know what? Why don't I just say, |
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Terrific. Let's talk about the dowry. |
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If they can't stand me now what makes |
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- Oh, now, now with that attitude... |
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This guy's got a lot of potential. |
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I know he's going to look at her. |
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What do you think of this guy? |
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Oh, sweetheart. |
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I know, I know. It's not my face. |
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it's my great, great, great |
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and he's not me, and I'm not him |
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And don't you forget it. |
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I gave my right eye |
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And I got back squat. |
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And that hideous woman |
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I thought you never saw her? |
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Hmm. No, not Penelope. Her mother. |
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I thought my head |
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Well, thank God someone |
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Unfortunately, my believing you isn't |
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We're going to need some proof |
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You think you can get back in there? |
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Oh, I don't... I don't know. |
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I mean, if... |
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No. |
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- Are you sure? I just need one photo. |
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Alright. Okay. |
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We're just going to have |
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Hook them up with the |
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No, they only see old money, blue blood |
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We're not going to find any blue bloods |
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No, but down and out |
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Check. |
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Bet. |
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Read 'em and weep, |
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Ah. crap! |
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You got a Maxwell Campion |
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That's him there. |
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Hey, pal, wait up. |
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Do I know you? |
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No, but I know you. |
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And it seems in a few short years |
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the fortune your family spent |
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Hey, hear me out. |
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You got the wrong guy. |
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Five thousand bucks worth your while? |
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We'll need your signature |
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Just your standard gag. |
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Just how ugly is this girl? |
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I believe the young lady is waiting. |
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Wow, this guy is |
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Oh, he's here. |
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- Hey, man, look, I'm sorry that I'm late. |
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Alright. |
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Hey. |
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Alright, now... hey you with me? |
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Alright, the camera is in the lapel. |
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Come on, it looks great on you. |
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Now to take a picture |
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Not now. |
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Alright. Look, I'm sorry, man. |
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Yeah, I know you are. |
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Yeah, I still had chips. |
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Yeah. Let's... come on, let's go. |
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Don't worry, |
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And you are? |
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I'm Max Campion |
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- Oh, right. Campion. |
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Excuse me? |
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God Damn! |
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Alright, dear, we've done as you asked. |
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All of them? |
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But why you wouldn't rather talk to them |
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I told you mother this way it will be easier |
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Hello, I'm Penelope. |
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Late for tea? |
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Jake! |
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They're out, they're, they're running... |
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Where's Max? |
| 00:21:05 |
Edward, do you see Max? |
| 00:21:06 |
I don't see Max. He's not there. |
| 00:21:24 |
- How could you? |
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Oh, and now you're just going to |
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- No, that's already been done for me. |
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That was the last of the ho-hos. |
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Where's your credit card? |
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No, no, no don't you... hey! |
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If you want more ho-ho's |
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I'm old enough |
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Pick me up some cigarettes. |
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Penelope, |
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And he'll run too. They always run |
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For seven years I've been |
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Do you have any idea how that |
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I'm sorry, |
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Yes we can because... |
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no matter how much |
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there's one man who |
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one man who... |
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Sweet loving angel of all |
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Did he see? |
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He must have. |
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- Who is he? |
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- Yes, go. |
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- Go! |
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Damn it. |
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You're still here? |
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Did you see? |
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You didn't see? |
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Did you? |
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Don't mess with me. |
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Why are you still here? |
| 00:22:57 |
Fine then, |
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Look I'm sorry. Should I go? |
| 00:23:08 |
Are you a fan of George Rockham? |
| 00:23:12 |
Who? |
| 00:23:15 |
The book you've got in your jacket. |
| 00:23:19 |
Oh, alright. You caught that, huh? |
| 00:23:23 |
Well... yeah. |
| 00:23:28 |
So you've read it? |
| 00:23:31 |
Well, yeah. |
| 00:23:32 |
Funny I thought that was the only |
| 00:23:34 |
You know what? I meant to read it, but |
| 00:23:45 |
I saw it was a first edition |
| 00:23:49 |
So you were stealing it? |
| 00:23:52 |
Well... Yeah. I was stealing it. |
| 00:23:56 |
So, you're a fan of the money? |
| 00:23:59 |
I'm a big fan of the money. |
| 00:24:04 |
Well, maybe you and the money |
| 00:24:07 |
Hey, I wouldn't go that far. |
| 00:24:12 |
There are 326 first editions |
| 00:24:15 |
Of those, 300 are worth |
| 00:24:19 |
A dozen or so are worth |
| 00:24:23 |
And I'm afraid there's only one |
| 00:24:26 |
Only one, huh? |
| 00:24:27 |
A little novel, written by a little |
| 00:24:32 |
You don't say. Under a hundred? |
| 00:24:36 |
I'm afraid so. And... |
| 00:24:40 |
- But it's your favourite just the same? |
| 00:24:43 |
I said, |
| 00:24:45 |
I heard you. |
| 00:24:52 |
Top shelf, |
| 00:24:54 |
'Moby Dick'. |
| 00:24:59 |
But wait till I'm gone |
| 00:25:02 |
See me? |
| 00:25:05 |
What? |
| 00:25:11 |
Hello? |
| 00:25:14 |
Hello? |
| 00:25:42 |
Got ya! |
| 00:25:47 |
No? |
| 00:25:53 |
Penelope? |
| 00:26:03 |
Penelope? |
| 00:26:27 |
Will you be back tomorrow? |
| 00:26:29 |
I knew it. |
| 00:26:33 |
Yeah. |
| 00:26:43 |
- He'll be back. |
| 00:26:50 |
- So? |
| 00:26:53 |
How could you not get it, |
| 00:26:55 |
Relax. |
| 00:27:00 |
Ow! Door. |
| 00:27:02 |
You better. |
| 00:27:04 |
See you tomorrow. |
| 00:27:07 |
Better. |
| 00:27:20 |
Sweetheart? What's wrong? |
| 00:27:24 |
I thought he just knew, |
| 00:27:30 |
Still he chose it. |
| 00:27:32 |
Of the 2,000 that aren't |
| 00:27:34 |
he chose the one that is. |
| 00:28:22 |
Alright. Alright. |
| 00:28:43 |
Do you play? |
| 00:28:47 |
I wish you'd stop |
| 00:28:49 |
- Do you play? |
| 00:28:51 |
No, no although I always meant |
| 00:28:54 |
But you do play something. |
| 00:28:59 |
- What makes you say that? |
| 00:29:06 |
Guess. |
| 00:29:10 |
Is this really necessary? |
| 00:29:12 |
She's finding |
| 00:29:14 |
Isn't that something a man |
| 00:29:17 |
And a one, and a two, and a one. |
| 00:29:19 |
You are my sunshine, |
| 00:29:22 |
You make me happy |
| 00:29:27 |
You'll never know, dear |
| 00:29:30 |
Are you even playing that? |
| 00:29:31 |
So please don't take |
| 00:29:35 |
- Okay, it's not the bass. |
| 00:29:37 |
- Try the drums. |
| 00:29:39 |
The drums, you play drums. |
| 00:29:43 |
Okay. |
| 00:29:47 |
So please don't take... |
| 00:29:53 |
Okay, okay, no, no, no. |
| 00:29:56 |
No? |
| 00:30:00 |
Alright! |
| 00:30:01 |
Saxophone, saxophone! |
| 00:30:03 |
You want sax? |
| 00:30:09 |
One... two... one, two. |
| 00:30:18 |
Enough, stop. Stop, stop! |
| 00:30:21 |
- Enough. |
| 00:30:24 |
Play the guitar. |
| 00:30:27 |
Guitar. |
| 00:30:36 |
I don't think that's how |
| 00:30:54 |
Okay, stop, stop. stop! |
| 00:31:02 |
Oh, my. |
| 00:31:05 |
Hey everybody, everybody wave. |
| 00:31:06 |
Everybody wave to Penelope |
| 00:31:10 |
I know, I know you guys |
| 00:31:14 |
though come here. |
| 00:31:15 |
Wait, wait |
| 00:31:17 |
Come on, enough about me. |
| 00:31:24 |
You want to be a hortomacultural what? |
| 00:31:27 |
A horticulturalist. |
| 00:31:30 |
Right. |
| 00:31:32 |
Why is that funny? |
| 00:31:34 |
No plants are great. I just thought |
| 00:31:39 |
You know seeing as you've got |
| 00:31:42 |
Shut up, it's your move. |
| 00:31:45 |
Alright. |
| 00:31:47 |
- Oh, you really don't want to do that. |
| 00:31:50 |
- Because I'll kill her. |
| 00:31:53 |
I'd still kill her. |
| 00:31:57 |
So, beer. |
| 00:32:00 |
I've had a beer. |
| 00:32:02 |
- On tap? |
| 00:32:04 |
Well, then you've never had a beer. |
| 00:32:06 |
- Your knight can't do that. |
| 00:32:08 |
- The horse. |
| 00:32:13 |
Hey, how about you and me heading down |
| 00:32:16 |
Pub Cloverdilly? |
| 00:32:18 |
Best beer, best blues, some |
| 00:32:23 |
Thanks, maybe later. |
| 00:32:28 |
Penelope, come on. |
| 00:32:34 |
Come on, you've got to |
| 00:32:38 |
Right? |
| 00:32:41 |
What are you waiting for? |
| 00:33:01 |
You know, truth is, you're... |
| 00:33:08 |
Really? |
| 00:33:11 |
Yeah, but... aside from that. |
| 00:33:14 |
And the street fairs? I hear they sell |
| 00:33:19 |
You know, the vendors themselves |
| 00:33:22 |
- Oh, and the park? |
| 00:33:26 |
I used to spend |
| 00:33:27 |
just hanging on a bench |
| 00:33:30 |
- People watching. |
| 00:33:38 |
What are you doing instead? |
| 00:33:45 |
- Well, beating you at chess. |
| 00:33:48 |
That's great because as soon as my guys |
| 00:33:51 |
The game will be over, |
| 00:33:53 |
My king's still pretty active, you know? |
| 00:33:55 |
Once the queers dead |
| 00:33:59 |
- What's that about? |
| 00:34:02 |
Maybe he's too depressed to fight. |
| 00:34:10 |
Yeah, I can see that. |
| 00:34:14 |
My queen to yours, |
| 00:34:16 |
You got me. |
| 00:34:38 |
Man, |
| 00:34:41 |
Wasting all my film. |
| 00:34:43 |
He's doing it on purpose. |
| 00:34:46 |
I wish I could find a girl |
| 00:34:50 |
Give me a break. |
| 00:34:51 |
Why else would it be taking you so long? |
| 00:34:55 |
You know what? |
| 00:34:58 |
Why settle for five thousand when |
| 00:35:02 |
Well, maybe you're forgetting - |
| 00:35:06 |
Shut him up. |
| 00:35:06 |
I'm talking un-kissable |
| 00:35:11 |
Listen you little worm. I know your |
| 00:35:16 |
God! He licked me. |
| 00:35:18 |
- Edward. |
| 00:35:20 |
Don't lick Max. |
| 00:35:22 |
Sorry. |
| 00:35:23 |
Listen you can't blame us |
| 00:35:25 |
- Fine, find someone else. |
| 00:35:44 |
It's starting. It's starting! |
| 00:35:48 |
Okay, I've got it. Piano. |
| 00:35:51 |
You play the piano. |
| 00:35:55 |
Alright, keep in mind; |
| 00:36:02 |
Does he have another jacket? |
| 00:36:09 |
And a one, and a two and a one... |
| 00:36:12 |
You are my sunshine... |
| 00:36:17 |
My only sunshine... |
| 00:36:21 |
You make me happy |
| 00:36:31 |
B flat on the right hand. |
| 00:36:36 |
No, right hand! |
| 00:36:50 |
You see, the left hand stays, and |
| 00:36:59 |
- You see? |
| 00:37:43 |
- Shit! |
| 00:37:45 |
No, no your not, |
| 00:37:58 |
Stay with Max. |
| 00:38:02 |
Darling, do not... |
| 00:38:04 |
I told you! I told you! |
| 00:38:06 |
No, you ran. |
| 00:38:08 |
- He said 'shit' |
| 00:38:09 |
He said 'shit' |
| 00:38:11 |
And then he just stood there |
| 00:38:13 |
No one's ever just stood |
| 00:38:15 |
If you give the poor boy a chance to |
| 00:38:18 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:38:23 |
You did? |
| 00:38:30 |
When you said, |
| 00:38:31 |
I meant |
| 00:38:33 |
You never said, |
| 00:38:37 |
- I told you! |
| 00:38:44 |
Mom? |
| 00:38:45 |
Don't worry, dear. |
| 00:38:50 |
- Did you get it? |
| 00:38:55 |
Hey, I needed that photo. |
| 00:38:57 |
She's not what Edward said she was. |
| 00:39:02 |
Lemon? |
| 00:39:06 |
- Who is that? |
| 00:39:08 |
No, don't, don't shut the gate! |
| 00:39:14 |
I got him, I got him. |
| 00:39:17 |
Penelope, there's something |
| 00:39:21 |
- No, he's a spy. |
| 00:39:23 |
Yes, he's a spy. |
| 00:39:25 |
The reporter who forced me |
| 00:39:27 |
- You said I was cremated. |
| 00:39:29 |
I hope you were well paid, because |
| 00:39:32 |
Wait! |
| 00:39:35 |
He could still break the curse. |
| 00:39:37 |
Max. I know this face |
| 00:39:41 |
And I... and I wouldn't dream of |
| 00:39:45 |
But this isn't me. |
| 00:39:47 |
The real me is inside here |
| 00:39:51 |
And you can |
| 00:39:53 |
Once the curse is broken |
| 00:39:56 |
What if you're not? |
| 00:40:00 |
What if... what if the curse can |
| 00:40:03 |
Then I'll kill myself. I promise. |
| 00:40:07 |
Marry me, Max. |
| 00:40:13 |
Marry me. |
| 00:40:23 |
I can't. |
| 00:40:28 |
Get out! |
| 00:40:31 |
- I'm... |
| 00:40:32 |
- Get out! |
| 00:40:35 |
Right out! |
| 00:41:00 |
Okay, |
| 00:41:02 |
I felt the rush |
| 00:41:06 |
This is nothing we haven't been |
| 00:41:09 |
Penelope, |
| 00:41:14 |
I will never give up, sweetheart. |
| 00:41:18 |
Never, Penelope! |
| 00:41:24 |
And I knew with all my heart |
| 00:42:36 |
We have both always |
| 00:42:39 |
We have not both always known |
| 00:42:42 |
We have spent |
| 00:42:44 |
for the day things |
| 00:42:46 |
we've never prepared her |
| 00:42:49 |
Maybe we should stop all |
| 00:42:53 |
give her a puppy. Hmm? |
| 00:42:58 |
Sweetheart? |
| 00:43:00 |
Yes, mother. I'm just going |
| 00:43:07 |
A puppy. |
| 00:43:13 |
- Okay. |
| 00:43:15 |
I'm sorry you got stuck with me. |
| 00:43:19 |
I know I'm the bad blood. |
| 00:43:24 |
The curse is on me. |
| 00:43:26 |
Me,. It's me, it's me I, me, me, me. |
| 00:43:28 |
Honey. Honey! I think your father |
| 00:43:34 |
Okay mother. |
| 00:43:41 |
Actually I might have |
| 00:43:46 |
Penelope? |
| 00:44:34 |
She's escaped. |
| 00:44:37 |
- Let's go. |
| 00:44:39 |
- Edward, you've got to control yourself. |
| 00:45:12 |
- What are you doing? |
| 00:45:14 |
Yes, I'd like to report |
| 00:45:16 |
Are you out of your mind? |
| 00:45:18 |
For crying out loud Jessica! |
| 00:46:45 |
Okay, you know what? I can't hold it |
| 00:46:48 |
I have to pee and I can't leave |
| 00:46:50 |
You know dear, |
| 00:46:52 |
when I might have jumped at such |
| 00:47:02 |
- Hello |
| 00:47:03 |
Hold the line, please. |
| 00:47:06 |
Collect call from Penelope... |
| 00:47:08 |
- Mum? |
| 00:47:10 |
Hello... |
| 00:47:11 |
Penelope, what the hell |
| 00:47:14 |
- Did anyone see you yet? |
| 00:47:16 |
Good, good. Where are you? |
| 00:47:18 |
I'm just calling to say that |
| 00:47:24 |
Penelope don't... |
| 00:47:31 |
At least we know |
| 00:47:36 |
- Don't you have to pee or something? |
| 00:48:13 |
I can check you in over here. |
| 00:48:19 |
Hi... |
| 00:48:20 |
can I have a room, please? |
| 00:48:23 |
Shouldn't be a problem. |
| 00:48:26 |
- Thank you. |
| 00:48:30 |
No, I, I want the room. |
| 00:48:32 |
Then would you mind coming |
| 00:48:38 |
Thank you. |
| 00:48:46 |
Thank you, Jessica |
| 00:49:30 |
Okay, that's it for me, folks. |
| 00:49:47 |
Erm, nostrils are bigger. |
| 00:49:52 |
Hey, hey. Guys, guys, come on. |
| 00:49:55 |
I've got a deadline here. |
| 00:49:58 |
- Crosser, crosser... |
| 00:50:06 |
- Your morning paper, madam. |
| 00:50:10 |
Holy magda! Aaaah! |
| 00:50:16 |
- Damn it, Edward! |
| 00:50:19 |
And this helps you? |
| 00:50:22 |
You told me... |
| 00:50:27 |
Try to remember I'm your son. |
| 00:50:29 |
That's exactly what |
| 00:50:58 |
Thank you, ma'am. |
| 00:51:07 |
So, how's everybody doing this fine day? |
| 00:51:10 |
I thought you |
| 00:51:12 |
I did. Slept for eight blissful hours, |
| 00:51:15 |
kissed the wife goodbye, and, according |
| 00:51:24 |
You want to take your blind? |
| 00:51:28 |
Are you in or out? |
| 00:51:30 |
Hey, he's still |
| 00:51:49 |
Just give him some time. |
| 00:51:58 |
Yeah, I'll take another. |
| 00:52:00 |
Hey, he's still got chips. |
| 00:52:33 |
For starters, I'm going to need |
| 00:52:36 |
- No photographs. |
| 00:52:38 |
No. The er... fire got them. |
| 00:52:42 |
OK, |
| 00:52:46 |
Brown hair. |
| 00:52:51 |
Brown eyes. |
| 00:52:55 |
A unique... ly pleasant |
| 00:52:58 |
Think pig. |
| 00:53:00 |
- So she's a fat girl? |
| 00:53:02 |
Jessica! |
| 00:53:04 |
Don't be silly. |
| 00:53:06 |
That's not true, madam. |
| 00:53:08 |
I may not have said anything, |
| 00:53:11 |
So she's not exactly fat? |
| 00:53:13 |
Does any of this really matter? |
| 00:53:17 |
Our daughter's out there somewhere, |
| 00:53:34 |
You haven't given me anything to go on. |
| 00:53:36 |
No photographs, no friends, |
| 00:53:40 |
It's something like this, |
| 00:53:42 |
- Franklin! |
| 00:53:46 |
Minus the fangs. |
| 00:53:48 |
They're certainly eye-grabbing. |
| 00:53:51 |
Jake, purse. |
| 00:53:56 |
OK, you know what? Never mind. |
| 00:54:00 |
Where's my...? |
| 00:54:02 |
Who took my wallet?! |
| 00:54:28 |
It's our daughter. Please help us. |
| 00:54:32 |
What he's trying to say is, |
| 00:54:35 |
I'm sorry, but... |
| 00:54:37 |
The room is registered |
| 00:54:39 |
Who's the guest? Me. |
| 00:54:46 |
You two go on ahead. |
| 00:54:57 |
Well, at least we know |
| 00:55:27 |
No, not... not just... not just any pig. |
| 00:55:31 |
You need to stop talking now. |
| 00:55:36 |
Hello? |
| 00:55:38 |
Yeah, that's right... |
| 00:55:43 |
- Penelope? |
| 00:55:48 |
That was Penelope on the... |
| 00:55:53 |
Sell her own picture? |
| 00:55:56 |
Er... then why did you hang up? |
| 00:56:01 |
Edward, what's... what's wrong with you? |
| 00:56:14 |
How did you know it was me? |
| 00:56:15 |
Just a lucky guess. You have |
| 00:56:18 |
That's right. |
| 00:56:19 |
May I ask |
| 00:56:21 |
What do you care? |
| 00:56:24 |
Hey, nobody said anything |
| 00:56:26 |
- Listen, do you want it or not? |
| 00:56:30 |
Yes. Yes, I do. Thank you. |
| 00:57:05 |
- Look, Grandma, a pig! |
| 00:58:04 |
Fangs? |
| 00:58:08 |
There are no fangs. |
| 00:58:14 |
Well, she must just suck them back |
| 00:58:20 |
I know and you know. |
| 00:58:23 |
Lemon, half the people in this |
| 00:58:28 |
I've got to prove to them |
| 00:58:31 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:58:36 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:58:38 |
I give you |
| 00:58:41 |
You see? I'm not crazy. |
| 00:58:43 |
Am I crazy? You, am I crazy? |
| 00:59:00 |
You weren't kidding! |
| 00:59:14 |
Can I get you something? |
| 00:59:16 |
Can I have a beer on tap, |
| 00:59:18 |
Sure. You can have this one. |
| 00:59:21 |
Coming right up. |
| 00:59:26 |
- You're supposed to catch it. |
| 00:59:32 |
Are you ready now? |
| 00:59:35 |
- There you go. |
| 00:59:42 |
Is there a problem? |
| 00:59:45 |
- Do you have any straws? |
| 00:59:50 |
There you go. |
| 01:00:05 |
That's half of what you gave me. |
| 01:00:06 |
You'll get the rest back |
| 01:00:09 |
- Let's just call it even. |
| 01:00:11 |
She's not some |
| 01:00:13 |
She sold me the photo herself. |
| 01:00:16 |
Yeah. Apparently, she's... |
| 01:00:20 |
declaring her independence. |
| 01:00:47 |
- Hey there, Jack. |
| 01:00:48 |
Lucky you, last |
| 01:00:51 |
How are you doing? |
| 01:00:52 |
Are you sure you really want to know, |
| 01:00:54 |
- I'm just asking. |
| 01:00:57 |
and this guy comes out of nowhere |
| 01:00:59 |
I'm in the street and he's stands over |
| 01:01:02 |
'I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't see. |
| 01:01:04 |
How can he not see me, you know? |
| 01:01:07 |
I mean, right, you can see me. |
| 01:01:11 |
What? |
| 01:01:12 |
See? She can see me. |
| 01:01:15 |
You ought to sic Billy on him. |
| 01:01:18 |
Yeah, it's a little too late. |
| 01:01:20 |
- Billy moved back to the burbs. |
| 01:01:25 |
Yeah. We had no business being together. |
| 01:01:27 |
And, like, what guy looks at me |
| 01:01:30 |
Unless he's crazy, and I'm done |
| 01:01:34 |
Unless it's meant to be. |
| 01:01:36 |
Yeah. Right. |
| 01:01:37 |
- Right? |
| 01:01:39 |
I can't hear you with that |
| 01:01:44 |
The usual. |
| 01:01:46 |
Thanks, Jack. |
| 01:01:48 |
Cheers. |
| 01:01:57 |
So, what? Are you hiding from the law, |
| 01:02:01 |
Mm-hm. Bad nose job. |
| 01:02:05 |
Do you mind me asking how much that |
| 01:02:10 |
- Oh, nothing. |
| 01:02:14 |
I was just thinking maybe... getting a |
| 01:02:18 |
A nose job? |
| 01:02:20 |
Yeah, kind of, but for like |
| 01:02:23 |
They just, stick out up here a little on |
| 01:02:26 |
No, you have beautiful ears. |
| 01:02:30 |
- What, are you drunk? |
| 01:02:34 |
Hey, Jack, how about another round |
| 01:02:36 |
Coming up. |
| 01:02:40 |
What's a Vespa? |
| 01:02:42 |
What's a V...? You've never |
| 01:02:47 |
- Hey, Sam, long time no see. |
| 01:02:52 |
Look... have you seen the guys around? |
| 01:02:55 |
They're touring, opening for some |
| 01:02:58 |
- No kidding? That's... that's great. |
| 01:03:01 |
Oh, you know... |
| 01:03:04 |
Actually, I thought it was maybe time |
| 01:03:07 |
Yeah? Well, good luck with that, eh? |
| 01:03:10 |
Look, come on, Sam, |
| 01:03:12 |
You are joking, ain't you? |
| 01:03:16 |
I only look stupid. |
| 01:03:19 |
Look, I messed up. |
| 01:03:24 |
Let's just say I didn't appreciate |
| 01:03:27 |
- Oh, and now you do? |
| 01:03:43 |
Still got your scarf on. |
| 01:03:48 |
All right, hop on. |
| 01:04:45 |
All right, I gotta go down the street. |
| 01:04:56 |
Oi! Mozart! |
| 01:04:59 |
Yeah. Listen, I'm sorry. |
| 01:05:02 |
Don't muck about. |
| 01:05:16 |
You can take your whole face off. |
| 01:05:18 |
he was just riding his bicycle, |
| 01:05:22 |
and he was so freaked out about |
| 01:05:24 |
and, like, his whole face was bleeding |
| 01:05:26 |
then he got back on the bicycle |
| 01:05:30 |
Look! |
| 01:05:32 |
They're amazing. |
| 01:05:36 |
Oh, that's cool. |
| 01:05:37 |
They just pop up without |
| 01:05:40 |
That's like my ex-boyfriend, |
| 01:05:45 |
You know what I mean, right? |
| 01:05:48 |
Really? |
| 01:05:51 |
You don't get out much, do you? |
| 01:05:54 |
We should talk. |
| 01:05:56 |
- Another postcard. |
| 01:05:58 |
- What's it say? |
| 01:06:01 |
Stop. I don't care. |
| 01:06:02 |
- Circus. |
| 01:06:05 |
Zoo. |
| 01:06:06 |
How could she be doing all these |
| 01:06:09 |
She can't! That's how. |
| 01:06:12 |
Oh, honey, what are we going to do? |
| 01:06:20 |
That's her scarf! Look. |
| 01:06:41 |
No, she went that... |
| 01:06:52 |
This is really good. |
| 01:06:54 |
Oh, great. You're here. |
| 01:06:57 |
All right, I lied. |
| 01:07:00 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:07:03 |
Somebody pull this scarf off her. |
| 01:07:44 |
They're not running. |
| 01:07:50 |
Ah! No! Penelope, no! |
| 01:07:56 |
She's coming out! |
| 01:07:58 |
There she is! |
| 01:08:00 |
Penelope, this way! |
| 01:08:05 |
Is it true you were |
| 01:08:08 |
Don't encourage them. |
| 01:08:09 |
Penelope, do you have |
| 01:08:12 |
With such a large nose, do you smell |
| 01:08:15 |
I don't know. You tell me. |
| 01:08:21 |
Mom, can I borrow some money? |
| 01:08:23 |
Absolutely not. |
| 01:08:26 |
Mom, they want to know if you |
| 01:08:31 |
Like, after three weeks, I was like, |
| 01:08:34 |
Nose jobs only take |
| 01:08:36 |
No, of course not. |
| 01:08:39 |
- Bye, darling. |
| 01:08:41 |
Let it go, dear. |
| 01:08:42 |
Penelope, is there anything |
| 01:08:45 |
Er... hi. |
| 01:09:11 |
Mr Vanderman! |
| 01:09:13 |
Is it true you attempted to file |
| 01:09:16 |
I've obtained |
| 01:09:17 |
No comment, please. |
| 01:09:19 |
It's OK. |
| 01:09:20 |
That woman, that thing, |
| 01:09:26 |
- What a creep. |
| 01:09:33 |
Have you lost your mind? |
| 01:09:34 |
You saw her. |
| 01:09:37 |
The public loves this girl. |
| 01:09:39 |
- They don't know her like I do. |
| 01:09:42 |
We love what the public loves. |
| 01:09:47 |
So, what are you saying? |
| 01:09:48 |
I'm saying you've got |
| 01:09:51 |
I don't know what you |
| 01:09:53 |
Just fix it! |
| 01:09:56 |
Come on, Penelope, |
| 01:09:58 |
OK, but I'm not very good. |
| 01:10:03 |
Come on, come on, come on. |
| 01:10:14 |
I told you |
| 01:10:19 |
- Hi. |
| 01:10:22 |
You really did it, huh? |
| 01:10:25 |
I mean, er... you look great, |
| 01:10:32 |
Thanks. |
| 01:10:35 |
Yeah. You know, you inspired me. |
| 01:10:38 |
Doing what you did, going off |
| 01:10:41 |
- I er... I'm not... |
| 01:10:45 |
Yeah, sure. I just... |
| 01:10:56 |
Oh, darling, I am so glad |
| 01:10:57 |
You must come home right now! |
| 01:10:59 |
I have the most |
| 01:11:01 |
OK, Mom, but I really |
| 01:11:05 |
Penelope. What is this? |
| 01:11:06 |
Listen, I'm sorry I ran |
| 01:11:11 |
Oh, is that what you were running from? |
| 01:11:13 |
I was certain you were |
| 01:11:15 |
Only my feelings |
| 01:11:17 |
- Is this a joke? |
| 01:11:21 |
Look at that face. |
| 01:11:23 |
But things are different now, |
| 01:11:26 |
She's overwhelmed. |
| 01:11:29 |
Why? Because you're splattered |
| 01:11:31 |
No, because I have friends. |
| 01:11:33 |
Those aren't friends, dear. |
| 01:11:35 |
'Did you hear? |
| 01:11:37 |
'Oh, look, |
| 01:11:40 |
You're just a talking pig to |
| 01:11:46 |
Edward wants to marry you. |
| 01:11:52 |
Are you prepared to walk away from |
| 01:11:55 |
Our one and only chance |
| 01:12:08 |
Will you marry me, Penelope? |
| 01:12:24 |
Hey, Lemon. |
| 01:12:25 |
I thought you might be able to help me |
| 01:12:31 |
Well, what's the story? |
| 01:12:33 |
I'm doing this kind of riches to rags |
| 01:12:37 |
Armed robbery? |
| 01:12:39 |
Yeah. I just got the call. |
| 01:12:44 |
What? |
| 01:12:55 |
Pick it up. |
| 01:13:00 |
You the lawyer |
| 01:13:01 |
There's been a mistake. |
| 01:13:04 |
Yeah, hey, I'm Max Campion. |
| 01:13:05 |
- No, you're not. |
| 01:13:08 |
No, Max Campion. |
| 01:13:09 |
I am not deaf. I can hear you. |
| 01:13:15 |
But you're... |
| 01:13:29 |
What about the guy |
| 01:13:34 |
Shaggy hair, |
| 01:13:39 |
Doesn't know when to quit. |
| 01:13:42 |
Ah! Er... is Johnny Martin. |
| 01:13:44 |
Johnny Martin. |
| 01:13:46 |
Get that down, Martin, in the |
| 01:13:54 |
Do you have...? Hey, don't! |
| 01:14:12 |
Oh, that was so wonderful. |
| 01:14:15 |
Yes, wonderful. |
| 01:14:18 |
We have to do this again. |
| 01:14:19 |
Now that we're |
| 01:14:21 |
I think this is just the beginning. |
| 01:14:23 |
- Yes. I'll fetch the limo. |
| 01:14:26 |
Can I have my coat, |
| 01:14:28 |
Oh, Franklin, we used to go out to the |
| 01:14:31 |
I guess because we had an ugly daughter. |
| 01:14:34 |
It's true, Jessica. |
| 01:14:37 |
because we had an ugly daughter. |
| 01:14:39 |
- Let me help you with that, sir. |
| 01:14:43 |
- It's just over there. |
| 01:14:45 |
- But my coat! |
| 01:14:48 |
Edward, what are you doing? |
| 01:14:50 |
- Max. |
| 01:14:54 |
We were just leaving. |
| 01:14:55 |
- Hey, how are things, Edward? |
| 01:14:59 |
I understand it got a bit grotesque |
| 01:15:02 |
even puke ugly. |
| 01:15:03 |
- But... You two know each other? |
| 01:15:05 |
Yale, wasn't it? |
| 01:15:07 |
No, I believe it was a Bedford, |
| 01:15:10 |
Stop! |
| 01:15:13 |
- Bathroom. Now. |
| 01:15:15 |
- Why don't you let Edward handle this? |
| 01:15:18 |
You make me sick! |
| 01:15:19 |
Why? I'm giving her exactly |
| 01:15:23 |
And I don't see anybody else |
| 01:15:26 |
Oh, unless... unless you are. |
| 01:15:29 |
- That's not the point. |
| 01:15:33 |
Look, if you want to go out there |
| 01:15:35 |
and tell her that the only man willing |
| 01:15:38 |
still gags at the thought of kissing her, |
| 01:15:43 |
but it's not me |
| 01:15:47 |
It's her, isn't it? |
| 01:16:02 |
Johnny Martin. |
| 01:16:05 |
- Son of a plumber, huh? |
| 01:16:10 |
Boy, you sure fooled me. |
| 01:16:19 |
So, it looks like you were |
| 01:16:25 |
- You seen this? |
| 01:16:28 |
Yeah. Penelope and the beast. |
| 01:16:30 |
Hey, they're both getting |
| 01:16:33 |
I know what he's getting. |
| 01:16:35 |
Well, she's getting the day |
| 01:16:38 |
breaking the curse. |
| 01:16:41 |
Oh, you don't actually believe that, |
| 01:16:44 |
Well, don't you? |
| 01:16:46 |
What the hell have you been |
| 01:16:49 |
I don't know. A wounded ego |
| 01:16:52 |
Come on, a curse? |
| 01:16:55 |
Yeah. Who knows? You know, you spend |
| 01:16:59 |
you believe in all sorts of things. |
| 01:17:01 |
Hey, it's not too late |
| 01:17:04 |
That's what she wants. |
| 01:17:06 |
Wait. If getting married is all it takes |
| 01:17:10 |
why not you? |
| 01:17:12 |
- You're forgetting, man. I'm not Max. |
| 01:17:15 |
'One of their own kind'. |
| 01:17:40 |
Hey! Over here! |
| 01:17:43 |
Hey, Annie, look at you. |
| 01:17:50 |
Weddings are great, aren't they? |
| 01:17:52 |
Yeah. When they're |
| 01:17:54 |
Jessica, |
| 01:17:55 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:17:56 |
What's the matter? Is there a problem? |
| 01:18:00 |
And Edward seems |
| 01:18:03 |
Mom, I think I'm going to throw up. |
| 01:18:04 |
Just remember, |
| 01:18:06 |
the curse will be broken. |
| 01:18:09 |
There is no curse. The only one |
| 01:18:20 |
- For starters... |
| 01:18:23 |
- Now what? |
| 01:18:25 |
Apology not accepted. |
| 01:18:28 |
What?! |
| 01:18:32 |
Meet Johnny Martin. |
| 01:18:38 |
I told you not to rush |
| 01:18:41 |
This doesn't change a thing. |
| 01:18:42 |
How can you say that? |
| 01:18:45 |
As you yourself once said, |
| 01:18:48 |
OK, fine. What about Max, or Johnny |
| 01:18:51 |
What about him? |
| 01:18:52 |
Don't you think Penelope's |
| 01:18:54 |
That he lied about everything? |
| 01:18:55 |
That he doesn't have the |
| 01:18:58 |
Why on earth would |
| 01:19:00 |
Don't you see? Maybe that's |
| 01:19:04 |
I don't know that. You don't know that. |
| 01:19:07 |
God bless him, |
| 01:19:10 |
- Damn it, Jessica, I can't just... |
| 01:19:15 |
Not that I'm not happy for her. |
| 01:19:17 |
You're happy for her, right? |
| 01:19:18 |
- If she's happy, I'm happy. |
| 01:19:21 |
- Mom, I feel stupid. |
| 01:19:24 |
You look... |
| 01:19:26 |
You don't look stupid. |
| 01:19:45 |
Do you, Edward Vanderman |
| 01:19:47 |
to be your lawfully wedded wife? |
| 01:19:51 |
To have and to hold, |
| 01:19:56 |
for better or for worse |
| 01:19:58 |
in sickness and in health. |
| 01:20:01 |
To love and to cherish |
| 01:20:06 |
until death do you part? |
| 01:20:11 |
I do. |
| 01:20:15 |
And do you, Penelope Wilhern, |
| 01:20:19 |
take Edward Humphrey |
| 01:20:22 |
to be your lawfully wedded husband, |
| 01:20:25 |
to have and to hold, |
| 01:20:30 |
for richer or for poorer, |
| 01:20:35 |
to love and to cherish |
| 01:20:39 |
until death do you part? |
| 01:21:07 |
Nobody move! |
| 01:21:13 |
Penelope, wait! |
| 01:21:17 |
Look at me. |
| 01:21:19 |
I am. |
| 01:21:20 |
No, look at me. |
| 01:21:21 |
I am! What? |
| 01:21:26 |
You... I'm sorry. |
| 01:21:33 |
Penelope, it's not too late. |
| 01:21:36 |
Go away, Mother! |
| 01:21:37 |
Honey, just think about |
| 01:21:39 |
This is the moment |
| 01:21:41 |
I said go away! |
| 01:21:43 |
Sweetheart, please! Please! |
| 01:21:46 |
We are one yes away |
| 01:21:49 |
A whole new you! |
| 01:21:50 |
But I don't want a whole new me, |
| 01:21:52 |
Sweetheart, please! Please! |
| 01:21:55 |
I like myself the way I am. |
| 01:23:22 |
It's not going to grow back. |
| 01:23:25 |
- What makes you think I... |
| 01:23:28 |
And then I remember |
| 01:23:39 |
Oh, Penelope... |
| 01:23:42 |
'One of your own kind.' |
| 01:23:45 |
No, we all did, Mother. |
| 01:23:47 |
No, dear. |
| 01:23:49 |
I could have broken |
| 01:23:52 |
if I'd just done my job |
| 01:23:54 |
and loved you as my own. |
| 01:23:56 |
You didn't know. |
| 01:24:14 |
Oh, look. |
| 01:24:17 |
You know, darling, with the |
| 01:24:20 |
I think a little turn up might, |
| 01:24:25 |
What? |
| 01:24:30 |
Oh, it's wrong for a young woman |
| 01:24:34 |
That's not a bad thing... |
| 01:24:36 |
What? |
| 01:24:38 |
That's what mothers do |
| 01:24:40 |
They talk about how |
| 01:24:42 |
Still, I felt sad |
| 01:24:45 |
Why are you turning it around? |
| 01:24:47 |
... having to cope with so many |
| 01:24:50 |
It all went back to shit! |
| 01:24:52 |
I was packing to go, |
| 01:24:54 |
and after 25 years |
| 01:24:57 |
Jake, where are you going? |
| 01:25:00 |
And why do you have that bag? |
| 01:25:03 |
You turn around when |
| 01:25:05 |
I happen to be... |
| 01:25:19 |
There, there, now. There, there. |
| 01:25:52 |
But I had my own changes |
| 01:25:57 |
and, while I missed the face |
| 01:25:59 |
that had caused |
| 01:26:04 |
... the world had |
| 01:26:10 |
... and I was determined |
| 01:26:14 |
and determined to always |
| 01:26:17 |
Look! My daffodil bloomed! |
| 01:26:19 |
And I found |
| 01:26:23 |
... and my conscience. |
| 01:26:26 |
Dear Edward, that first |
| 01:26:29 |
you said that you too have felt |
| 01:26:33 |
Looking back, I now believe you |
| 01:26:37 |
I fear I did you a terrible |
| 01:26:40 |
I knew you would run |
| 01:26:43 |
but perhaps if I had taken |
| 01:26:47 |
maybe we could have helped |
| 01:26:50 |
I'm sorry. I hope this letter |
| 01:27:02 |
Edward? Edward? Your father wants |
| 01:27:09 |
And then came Halloween. |
| 01:27:11 |
Okay, everybody. We're going to start |
| 01:27:12 |
all to go and get your costumes on. OK? |
| 01:27:15 |
Just get changed and line up |
| 01:27:20 |
Hey! Hey! No fighting. |
| 01:27:22 |
- I can be whoever I want! |
| 01:27:25 |
But she knew I was |
| 01:27:30 |
All right, girls, you're going to have to |
| 01:27:34 |
Go and line up. Come on, line up. |
| 01:27:39 |
Alice? |
| 01:27:42 |
Everybody's Penelope, |
| 01:27:46 |
Oh... Well, frankly, |
| 01:27:50 |
Come on, sweetie. Stick with me |
| 01:27:57 |
Trick or treat! |
| 01:27:59 |
Well, hello there. |
| 01:28:01 |
- I love this one. These are my favourites. |
| 01:28:05 |
Is this too much? |
| 01:28:11 |
Bye. |
| 01:28:20 |
And then Wanda couldn't hold on |
| 01:28:48 |
You're everywhere. |
| 01:28:53 |
- OK, 357. |
| 01:28:57 |
Hold on. |
| 01:28:58 |
What? |
| 01:29:01 |
It's just kind of great |
| 01:29:04 |
- OK. All right, let's go. |
| 01:29:07 |
You can do this. |
| 01:29:18 |
Hi. Um... I... |
| 01:29:20 |
She's gotta pee. You got a bathroom? |
| 01:29:27 |
Er... yeah. Yeah, sure. I guess it's OK. |
| 01:29:39 |
It looks like a good party. |
| 01:29:42 |
Why aren't you at the party? |
| 01:29:44 |
I gotta pack. |
| 01:29:46 |
So, are you moving? |
| 01:29:50 |
Er... out-of-town job. I felt like |
| 01:29:57 |
Away from the crowds? |
| 01:30:00 |
Yeah, the crowds |
| 01:30:03 |
Oh, so you're a gambler? |
| 01:30:05 |
Ex. |
| 01:30:13 |
Well, that's good. |
| 01:30:16 |
Good for you. I er... |
| 01:30:18 |
I had a friend once |
| 01:30:23 |
At least, well, I heard |
| 01:30:25 |
- And, he had to stay away from... |
| 01:30:30 |
What? |
| 01:30:32 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:30:36 |
All Halloween, |
| 01:30:38 |
well, someone I used to know. |
| 01:30:49 |
This someone, |
| 01:30:54 |
Yes. |
| 01:30:58 |
Yes, she did. |
| 01:31:01 |
What happened? |
| 01:31:04 |
I couldn't give her |
| 01:31:08 |
What did she want? |
| 01:31:13 |
To be free. |
| 01:31:16 |
You shit! |
| 01:31:18 |
You lied to me! |
| 01:31:30 |
- Penelope, I'm sorry. |
| 01:31:33 |
No. I don't have the power |
| 01:31:37 |
It's OK. |
| 01:31:42 |
It's me, Max. |
| 01:31:45 |
My name's Johnny. |
| 01:31:48 |
I know. Johnny. |
| 01:32:18 |
So, there we were. |
| 01:32:22 |
And we lived happily |
| 01:32:26 |
Well, happily ever after |
| 01:32:30 |
I don't get it. |
| 01:32:33 |
- Well, what do you think it means? |
| 01:32:37 |
It's always the mother's fault. |
| 01:32:40 |
We're all cursed? |
| 01:32:42 |
It's not the power of the curse, |
| 01:32:46 |
- What did you say, Shrimp? |
| 01:32:49 |
- He is too a shrimp! |
| 01:32:53 |
That's very good, Billy. |
| 01:32:55 |
OK, they're serving snacks |
| 01:32:59 |
Then, after break, |
| 01:33:01 |
and see what you can collect. |
| 01:33:07 |
Stay together. |
| 01:34:08 |
Edited by LeapinLar |
