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00:01:58	That one.
00:02:04	Here, boy.
00:02:10	You're heavy.
00:02:14	And slobbery.
00:02:22	There.
00:02:24	You're a good boy.
00:02:28	You're my good boy.
00:02:38	Hello?
00:02:41	Penny, I don't have much time.
00:02:43	Daddy? Are you okay?
00:02:47	Something's come up at work, honey.
00:02:50	Daddy's not gonna be home
00:02:54	I don't understand.
00:02:56	You can't go back
00:03:00	What's happening?
00:03:03	It's all right. You won't be alone.
00:03:08	I've altered him.
00:03:28	He can protect you now.
00:03:50	The doctor has been taken care of,
00:03:57	Everything is positioning nicely.
00:04:00	There he is. Dr. Calico.
00:04:06	Any luck getting our guest
00:04:09	Oh! His guts will spill,
00:04:15	Never! I'll never talk.
00:04:18	Daddy!
00:04:20	You're beginning to irk me, professor.
00:04:26	Has the package arrived?
00:04:28	I think it might make our dear friend
00:04:33	I'm sending an agent to pick it up.
00:04:36	Gorgeous! Have him bring it to me
00:04:55	Bolt, let's go.
00:05:23	We only need the girl.
00:06:00	What?
00:06:01	- Where's Calico?
00:06:06	Bolivia! Bolivia!
00:06:10	Near Lake Rogaguado!
00:06:13	Lake Rogaguado!
00:06:22	- Come on, Bolt. Let's go!
00:06:49	Bolivia. There's a flight leaving
00:07:05	Bolt! Zoom, zoom.
00:08:00	Bolt, fetch.
00:08:19	Puppy!
00:09:42	Good boy.
00:09:44	Airport.
00:09:48	Uh-oh!
00:09:54	Bolt, speak.
00:10:35	Okay, okay. Good job, buddy.
00:10:41	Mission accomplished.
00:10:45	That's a keeper.
00:10:48	It's all right, tough guy.
00:10:55	Don't worry, Bolt.
00:11:02	All right. Good job.
00:11:07	We're gonna need a cable guard
00:11:10	Yeah. All right.
00:11:15	Good boy.
00:11:17	Airport.
00:11:21	Uh-oh!
00:11:26	Bolt, speak.
00:11:31	- Boom mike.
00:11:33	It's a boom mike.
00:11:36	That's sloppy.
00:11:38	The dog could've seen that.
00:11:42	Uh ... Who cares
00:11:46	What? Who's that?
00:11:48	Forgive me for answering
00:11:51	Forgive me for answering a question
00:11:52	but who are you?
00:11:55	- Mindy Parker, from the network.
00:11:59	Let me ask you,
00:12:03	what do you see here?
00:12:05	Uh ...
00:12:07	- The dog.
00:12:10	Oh, Mindy. Poor, poor, Mindy.
00:12:15	Am I missing something?
00:12:17	You're missing everything, Mindy.
00:12:20	You see a dog.
00:12:22	I see an animal who believes with
00:12:29	that the girl he loves is
00:12:31	I see a depth of emotion
00:12:34	the likes of which has never
00:12:38	Never, Mindy from the network!
00:12:41	Hmm.
00:12:42	We jump through hoops to make sure
00:12:47	It's why we don't miss marks.
00:12:50	and it's why we most certainly
00:12:58	Because, Mindy from the network,
00:13:02	if the dog believes it,
00:13:11	Wow. Okay.
00:13:13	You want reality? Here you go, chief.
00:13:17	The girl's in danger, the dog saves her
00:13:21	There's always a happy ending.
00:13:22	And our focus groups tell us
00:13:26	They're not happy with happy.
00:13:27	So maybe you should, I don't know,
00:13:29	spend a little less time worrying
00:13:32	and more time figuring out ...
00:13:33	how to stop 20-year-olds in Topeka
00:13:36	Because if you lose
00:13:39	so help me, I will fire everyone
00:13:44	How's that for real?
00:13:49	There. Perfect.
00:13:53	You saved me again, Bolt.
00:13:57	It's okay. It's nothing.
00:14:01	Do you want some food, Bolty?
00:14:10	You got them, Bolt.
00:14:15	Bolt, look at me. I'm fine, see?
00:14:20	Come here, buddy. Come here.
00:14:23	Go get it, Bolt. Go get it.
00:14:27	Yeah, that one's no fun either.
00:14:31	Well, what do we have here?
00:14:33	Your old buddy, Mr. Carrot.
00:14:57	Bolt. You know I have to go.
00:15:16	Yeah, you're my good boy.
00:15:26	There she is. My little superstar.
00:15:29	Let's get to that Teen Vogue
00:15:31	Mom, I wanna take Bolt home
00:15:34	Well, I ...
00:15:36	- That would be ...
00:15:38	That would. A little girl and her dog.
00:15:45	So I can bring Bolt home?
00:15:49	As your friend I say,
00:15:53	but as your agent, I have to
00:15:57	He has to stay right here.
00:16:01	But he never gets to be a real dog,
00:16:03	and it would only be for the
00:16:05	Well, you know what?
00:16:08	Let's do this, let's put a pin
00:16:11	There you go. Now,
00:16:13	and then we'll address that
00:16:15	Okay? Good enough for everybody?
00:16:17	Smiles all around?
00:16:19	I don't need to think it through.
00:16:23	Look at this face.
00:16:26	I have a little girl at home,
00:16:28	I would do anything for her,
00:16:30	and I would trade her for you
00:16:34	True story.
00:16:36	That reminds me, we need to be
00:16:38	- Clip-clip, let's go.
00:16:40	- I need her in hair.
00:16:42	Can I get her for five minutes
00:16:43	I wanna go
00:16:51	So the dog thinks
00:16:55	Oh, yeah, you're new.
00:16:57	Guy never leaves the set.
00:16:59	Whenever I get the chance,
00:17:05	I like to start with an evil laugh.
00:17:11	Hello, hairballs.
00:17:13	You may have won today, Bolt,
00:17:16	but in the end,
00:17:21	Not likely, cat, for you've chosen
00:17:25	Ultimately, it will destroy you,
00:17:29	- Wow!
00:17:34	She's a goner, dog.
00:17:36	The Green-Eyed Man has a plan,
00:17:42	- Yeah, and then he will execute her.
00:17:48	I would superbark you both back
00:17:52	but I need you alive because
00:17:55	for you to take back
00:17:57	You tell him his old friend Bolt
00:17:59	Is it long?
00:18:02	- Is what long?
00:18:04	Is it a long message?
00:18:07	Yeah, I'll make it brief, all right?
00:18:10	You know what? Why don't we do this?
00:18:12	You remember
00:18:14	and then I'll remember the second,
00:18:16	and then we can pass it on
00:18:18	Now, I don't care how
00:18:21	Just do it, okay.
00:18:23	Tell the Green-Eyed Man
00:18:25	I will not rest until my Penny
00:18:29	You tell the Green-Eyed Man
00:18:30	Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
00:18:32	Way too many words.
00:18:33	I was, like, "What?"
00:18:37	And then, well, I got a little bored and ...
00:18:41	Anyway, I'll do my best. Ciao.
00:18:43	By the way, huge fan. Love it, love you.
00:18:47	Get back here,
00:18:57	Dogs.
00:18:59	Cats.
00:19:08	I'll never let them get you, Penny.
00:19:29	Are you ready, Bolt?
00:19:34	Let's widen out camera three.
00:19:38	Let's widen out camera three.
00:19:39	And driver.
00:19:50	Thanks, Larry.
00:19:52	All right, Scooter.
00:19:53	Find the grate.
00:20:00	And track with them.
00:20:05	The Calico supercomputer.
00:20:08	If we can access it, we'll finally learn
00:20:31	The weapon's hot.
00:20:35	Heat vision time.
00:20:38	Bolt, stare.
00:20:39	Now!
00:20:54	Nice move.
00:20:57	Come on. Come on.
00:21:01	Such devotion.
00:21:06	Calico.
00:21:08	Your father's discoveries could be
00:21:15	I'm sure he'll be more accommodating
00:21:23	Bolt!
00:21:26	World domination is within my grasp!
00:21:41	How did your focus groups
00:21:44	You ask for
00:21:47	I give you unhappy 18-to-35-year-olds.
00:21:52	Bolt! It's okay, Bolt. I'm fine.
00:21:55	Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
00:21:57	Guards, stop her!
00:21:58	- Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hold on.
00:22:00	Listen to him.
00:22:03	Nope, you're not okay.
00:22:05	You've been kidnapped
00:22:08	at least
00:22:10	but just imagine,
00:22:13	how excited he'll be
00:22:17	But he's gonna be
00:22:19	- Please, just let me ...
00:22:21	Wait a second,
00:22:24	Is that a ...
00:22:25	Yes, it is.
00:22:29	Let's take the pin
00:22:32	And we will not take it down,
00:22:34	until this matter is resolved.
00:22:36	- But I just ...
00:22:38	The DVD release junket.
00:22:42	I want to go with a modern look,
00:22:44	"I'm 13, and I'm fine with that."
00:22:47	All right, okay. Let's give her
00:23:00	I've been working on my evil laugh.
00:23:02	'Cause everybody has an evil laugh.
00:23:05	Like that.
00:23:06	Okay, here's the thing.
00:23:08	You could do a chuckle,
00:23:11	after my evil laugh.
00:23:13	Listen to mine.
00:23:15	Hey, Bolt.
00:23:17	Big fan!
00:23:19	Bolt! Come back!
00:23:25	I'm too late.
00:23:26	- Bolt! Help!
00:23:30	Bolt! Help!
00:23:34	Hold on, Penny! Hold on!
00:23:37	Bolt! Help! Bolt! Help!
00:23:53	Penny!
00:24:07	Bolt! Here, Bolt!
00:24:34	Huh?
00:24:40	Whoa!
00:24:42	Okay! Hey! Hey!
00:24:51	Okay, Bolty. Okay. Stay cool.
00:24:59	Oh!
00:25:03	The Green-Eyed Man.
00:25:20	Hmm.
00:25:23	Huh?
00:25:33	Penny! Penny!
00:25:47	Ow!
00:25:57	Penny!
00:26:00	Target acquired.
00:26:15	It ends here.
00:26:27	Penny!
00:26:29	Penny? They moved her.
00:26:37	There's no time
00:26:39	My person's in danger, and I ...
00:26:41	- Whoa! What are you doing?
00:26:44	You wanna sniff mine first?
00:26:46	What?
00:26:47	Not from around here, are you?
00:26:48	Hey, stop it! This is serious!
00:26:52	Hey there. Are you lost, sweetie?
00:26:55	Hey! Wait!
00:27:17	Why can't I bend these stupid bars?
00:27:23	Oh, buddy.
00:27:27	You got your head stuck pretty good,
00:27:30	Hey, guys, come here.
00:27:32	Check this out.
00:27:36	Yup, that is one stuck melon.
00:27:42	Hey, hey, buddy. Take it easy.
00:27:45	I will not take it easy, pheasant.
00:27:50	Hey, buddy, relax. Like this.
00:27:56	Forget about it. You'll be out, no time.
00:28:12	What are these things?
00:28:19	- Those are Styrofoam packing peanuts.
00:28:23	This has the Green-Eyed Man
00:28:26	Have you seen the man
00:28:28	You know,
00:28:31	if I could say something here.
00:28:33	You look familiar.
00:28:36	Yeah. You know, I could've sworn
00:28:40	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:41	- I gotta tell you, I never forget a face.
00:28:45	- Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:28:46	Yeah, he's real good
00:28:48	Listen, listen!
00:28:49	The man with the green eye,
00:28:55	- I know this dog.
00:28:57	I gotta remember. It's gonna kill me.
00:29:07	No, I don't know. I thought I knew.
00:29:09	Hey, you ever hang out down on
00:29:13	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:14	- Kelvin, the Labradoodle.
00:29:15	- Kelvin, the Labradoodle.
00:29:16	You gotta give me something here,
00:29:20	Absolutely ridonculous.
00:29:22	Capisce, ridonculous.
00:29:25	You pigeons are useless.
00:29:26	I need someone on the inside,
00:29:31	A cat.
00:29:33	Ooh. A cat?
00:29:35	Yeah, a cat.
00:29:37	And when I find him,
00:29:39	I'm gonna make that cat
00:29:46	I think we know just the cat.
00:29:53	Right on time, Saul. Come on in.
00:29:58	Okay, Saul, nice work.
00:30:00	Let's find some mustard next time.
00:30:02	Yes, Mittens. Thank you, Mittens.
00:30:06	Is that an everything bagel, Ted?
00:30:10	Good day, Mittens.
00:30:14	Louie?
00:30:16	What is this?
00:30:18	It was a slow week.
00:30:24	You hear this, Louie?
00:30:27	And when the old stomach
00:30:30	it ain't talking to me.
00:30:34	Not the claws! Please.
00:30:36	I'm holding these bad boys back,
00:30:39	but, thing is, it's not up to me.
00:30:42	The stomach's got a direct line
00:30:44	and I'm picking up a lot of chatter.
00:30:48	So, I'll talk to the claws,
00:30:50	but in exchange,
00:30:55	But that's not our deal.
00:30:57	I bring you half, you give me protection.
00:31:01	Yeah, well, the deal just expired.
00:31:05	Mark my words, Mittens.
00:31:07	One day
00:31:11	Someone's gonna teach you a lesson.
00:31:13	Yeah. I'm really scared now.
00:31:16	You should be!
00:31:18	Okay! Yeah!
00:31:19	Where is she?
00:31:20	Uh ...
00:31:23	- Who?
00:31:25	- Where is she?
00:31:27	Look, buddy, I don't know
00:31:31	Come on, Mittens.
00:31:35	Tell the dog, make him happy.
00:31:36	Yeah, yeah, come on, Mittens.
00:31:41	Joey, Vinnie, Bobby, my boys!
00:31:45	Would you tell the crazy canine
00:31:50	- You got her, pal.
00:31:52	- She's the one.
00:31:57	Looks like we're gonna do this
00:32:00	Whoa!
00:32:01	Hey, you're crazy, man!
00:32:05	Hey, Joey. Did we go too far in this?
00:32:08	You kidding?
00:32:12	You work for the men in black,
00:32:14	who work for the man
00:32:15	- They've taken Penny. Where is she?
00:32:19	This is becoming tiresome, cat.
00:32:24	Okay! Okay! Okay!
00:32:27	I know where Penny is. Yeah.
00:32:30	The men in black and the guy,
00:32:34	Blue eyes?
00:32:36	Um ... Oh!
00:32:37	Green! Yes, green! The one green eye!
00:32:40	You just can't stop lying, can you, cat?
00:32:46	I know. It's disgusting.
00:32:50	Hollywood.
00:32:53	But if you put me down,
00:32:58	Hmm.
00:33:08	You know, I hope you
00:33:12	Every bone
00:33:15	not to betray the trust
00:33:18	Okay. This is a top, top secret map
00:33:28	Now we're over here,
00:33:31	and my boss has Penny locked up ...
00:33:34	Uh ...
00:33:35	Right ... Right over ... Here, here!
00:33:40	Now all you need to do
00:33:44	Hmm.
00:33:45	Well, I told you where to find her so
00:33:50	I'll release you, cat,
00:33:53	Excuse me? That wasn't the deal.
00:33:57	Your deal just expired.
00:34:00	She said that to me
00:34:03	The irony.
00:34:10	Ooh!
00:34:11	Perfect.
00:34:17	Hmm.
00:34:18	Padlocked.
00:34:23	Listen, Cujo, I got some pretty wicked
00:34:27	Do not, I beg of you, do not make me
00:34:31	It gets ugly.
00:34:35	- What are you doing?
00:34:37	If I stare at the lock really hard,
00:34:42	Now I'm concerned
00:34:44	- Easy, watch.
00:34:45	- Watch it, though. Ow!
00:34:46	- Intruders!
00:34:49	You're scraping the fur off my ...
00:34:54	Oh, boy. This thing is heavy.
00:34:56	Hey, hey. Put it down.
00:35:01	I'll be right back.
00:35:09	Oh!
00:35:12	Hey, lucky penny!
00:35:15	Thanks! Now move your butt.
00:35:17	- Okay. Up on your end.
00:35:19	Like that? A little bit more.
00:35:20	Yeah. I got ... No, I got mine.
00:35:21	You got it?
00:35:31	It's on the tip of my tongue.
00:35:35	Bobby, you guys are looking at me like,
00:35:38	Telling you, I know this dog.
00:35:41	Hey, you'll remember it tonight
00:35:44	Right, that's what'll happen.
00:36:11	I have got some good news.
00:36:14	- Really?
00:36:15	I just booked you
00:36:20	That's right.
00:36:22	Which means just absolutely nothing
00:36:27	It's not even good news,
00:36:29	The Tonight Show, who cares?
00:36:32	Aw.
00:36:33	It's okay, baby.
00:36:36	- He must be so scared.
00:36:39	Well, this is Bolt we're talking about.
00:36:45	I bet Bolt would want you
00:36:51	Or maybe not.
00:36:56	Bolt loves you very much,
00:37:01	He couldn't have gone far.
00:37:10	So, if you got superpowers,
00:37:13	I guess that would make you,
00:37:17	That information's classified.
00:37:18	Come on.
00:37:21	Your go-to move. How about flying?
00:37:25	- Don't be silly. I can't fly.
00:37:29	If you don't have any powers,
00:37:31	What's it to me?
00:37:34	I have a superbark.
00:37:36	A superbark? Wow! You're kidding me.
00:37:42	What exactly
00:37:45	I really can't talk about it. It's classified.
00:37:49	So I suggest you pipe down
00:37:51	You're awfully attached
00:37:56	- She's my person.
00:37:59	And if you ask me,
00:38:08	Styrofoam! Tuck and roll!
00:38:13	Tuck and what?
00:38:28	Ow!
00:38:31	What?
00:38:32	What is this red liquid
00:38:35	It's called blood, hero.
00:38:39	- Do I need it?
00:38:41	So if you wanna keep it
00:38:44	you should stop jumping off trucks
00:38:48	Yeah, well, normally,
00:38:51	Must've been the ...
00:38:52	Styrofoam!
00:38:56	Ah-ha!
00:38:57	What are you doing? Put that down!
00:38:59	All right, that's it. I've had it with you.
00:39:02	Or I'm gonna ... I'm gonna ...
00:39:06	I'm gonna seriously wound you
00:39:08	Are you mad?
00:39:11	Oh, you bet I'm mad, baby,
00:39:13	and I'm about to unleash it.
00:39:17	Whoa!
00:39:18	All right, cat! Okay. You win.
00:39:25	That's a weird place to put a piano.
00:39:30	Are we gonna have
00:39:32	No! No, no. No more problems.
00:39:40	- What is that?
00:39:42	That! Okay.
00:39:44	You have two seconds to tell me
00:39:47	Poison? A parasite? Poison?
00:39:50	Oh, no, I just said that, didn't I?
00:39:52	I can't think straight.
00:39:53	I don't believe this. You're hungry.
00:39:57	- Where is the antidote?
00:40:04	There's your antidote.
00:40:07	Food.
00:40:08	All right, who wants burgers?
00:40:10	- I'll take one.
00:40:12	What's this?
00:40:13	Go on, use the dog face.
00:40:18	You know, beg.
00:40:21	Do the dog face.
00:40:23	What ... The dog face?
00:40:27	Figures I'm tied to the one dog on Earth
00:40:31	Okay, if you want the ... The antidote,
00:40:35	you're gonna have to do
00:40:39	No. Not likely.
00:40:40	You're a degenerate creature
00:40:43	Yeah, yeah. Granted. But, that said,
00:40:45	all I'm asking you to do
00:40:48	You can do that, can't you? Come on.
00:40:51	More. More.
00:40:54	- This is stupid.
00:40:55	Work with me on this, please.
00:40:57	Oh, boy.
00:41:00	Okay. Try it the other way.
00:41:02	There you go. Tilt up. Down.
00:41:05	Now a little smile. Lose the smile.
00:41:11	Okay, the other way was better.
00:41:13	Hold it. Right there.
00:41:19	Soup is on, baby!
00:41:32	Aw!
00:41:33	Oh!
00:41:34	Here you go!
00:41:36	Yes!
00:41:41	Aw!
00:41:42	Look at the little guy.
00:41:46	Aw!
00:41:49	Beat it, stupid cat!
00:41:58	Why do you care?
00:42:00	I want to know
00:42:02	And why does that
00:42:04	Because I'm involved!
00:42:05	- With Ridge?
00:42:07	If you and James were
00:42:10	What, so you can ...
00:42:11	Come on down!
00:42:13	Gilligan,
00:42:14	Come on, no Whammies!
00:42:17	For weather
00:42:19	It really does help,
00:42:21	and it really releases
00:42:23	Hey, man,
00:42:26	Ooh!
00:42:33	Well, hello, puppy.
00:42:35	Did you come for some of Grandma's
00:42:38	Mmm-mmm.
00:42:40	You wait right there.
00:42:41	One of these days,
00:42:44	No more Mr. Nice Guy.
00:42:48	Look at you.
00:42:53	I haven't eaten
00:42:55	Hey, look, my stomach's distended!
00:42:58	Yeah, well, don't get used to it.
00:43:01	But this place is a gold mine.
00:43:04	Every week new RVs bring us
00:43:09	Look around! It's perfect.
00:43:17	Do my eyes deceive me?
00:43:19	Is this some apparition
00:43:23	Or could it be my hero?
00:43:26	Oh, my gosh,
00:43:31	You're Bolt, the Superdog!
00:43:36	- Wait a minute. You know this dog?
00:43:42	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:45	- I'm Rhino.
00:43:48	Well, you know,
00:43:51	I'm one-sixteenth wolf with, you know,
00:43:55	but that's besides the point.
00:43:56	We have before us a legend,
00:44:02	He can outrun speeding missiles ...
00:44:04	and burn through solid metal
00:44:07	Oh! And best of all, he can obliterate
00:44:13	Wait a minute.
00:44:16	Have you been observing me?
00:44:18	- Oh, yeah! I watch you all the time.
00:44:22	Oh, it's nothing, really.
00:44:24	But I'm always so vigilant.
00:44:26	No one can evade my detection.
00:44:30	Uh ...
00:44:31	If you say so. Hey, check it out.
00:44:35	Take a gander at this Bolt action.
00:44:41	Yeah. Scary.
00:44:45	So, where's Penny?
00:44:47	She was kidnapped
00:44:49	Kidnapped? This is terrible!
00:44:54	Grave danger. I know.
00:44:57	An agent of the Green-Eyed Man,
00:45:01	You presume correctly.
00:45:04	You, you are vile vermin.
00:45:10	Penny's the most wonderful person
00:45:15	And he's awesome,
00:45:18	How dare you disrupt their relationship
00:45:23	- Die! Die!
00:45:25	I can take her, Bolty.
00:45:28	- Die!
00:45:32	You're right. We need her alive.
00:45:35	Uh ...
00:45:36	- "We"?
00:45:38	Bolt, I can be a valuable addition
00:45:41	- I'm listening.
00:45:43	I have razor-sharp reflexes,
00:45:49	Plus, I'll keep the cat in check.
00:45:53	The road'll be rough.
00:45:55	I have a ball.
00:45:56	There's no turning back.
00:45:57	Guess I'll have to roll with the punches.
00:45:59	Easy won't be part of the equation.
00:46:01	Promise?
00:46:02	I gotta warn you.
00:46:05	danger at every turn.
00:46:06	I eat danger for breakfast.
00:46:09	You hungry?
00:46:11	Starving!
00:46:13	Welcome aboard!
00:46:15	Hey. Can we talk for a second?
00:46:19	I don't know what's going on here,
00:46:21	but I'm just a little bit concerned about
00:46:25	My limit is one.
00:46:27	He's coming with us.
00:46:28	But I ... Huh?
00:46:30	Hey!
00:46:31	Move it, prisoner.
00:46:33	I agree. Now,
00:46:37	I've got a better idea.
00:46:54	Okay. So what we do here is
00:46:57	we adjust the trajectory
00:47:00	Am I missing anything, Rhino?
00:47:02	Just the knowledge that every minute
00:47:04	becomes the new greatest minute
00:47:07	No! Forget it!
00:47:09	"No way I'm doing this" in crazy?
00:47:12	Calm down, cat. You're with me.
00:47:14	That's the problem!
00:47:17	Would you relax?
00:47:18	Every time he did this on the magic box
00:47:25	Magic what?
00:47:26	You know,
00:47:29	Wait a minute. Does this magic box
00:47:32	Yeah, and Bolt's pictures are the best.
00:47:35	Bolt's pictures. Of course!
00:47:39	Oh, no. No, wait, wait.
00:47:41	Let it begin. Let it begin. Let it begin!
00:47:44	Wait! You are not a superhero ...
00:47:51	Whoa!
00:47:55	What are you doing?
00:48:13	Mittens!
00:48:14	Mittens, take my paw! I need you alive!
00:48:17	You're crazy! Stay away from me!
00:48:20	Take my paw. I'll save you.
00:48:22	No, you won't!
00:48:41	Bolt!
00:48:45	Saboteur.
00:48:48	Ow!
00:48:49	Ouch! You moron, stop it.
00:48:52	Help him? Yeah, right.
00:48:56	Don't worry, Bolt. I'll stop her!
00:49:09	I can't hold it.
00:49:15	Let go, you monster!
00:49:16	Bolt!
00:49:38	Ow!
00:49:43	Ow! Ow! Ow!
00:49:48	The real world hurts, doesn't it?
00:49:50	But you wouldn't know about that,
00:49:53	Get down here, cat.
00:49:56	I'll get a ladder.
00:49:58	Look, genius, you're part of a TV show.
00:50:03	It's entertainment for people. It's fake.
00:50:09	That's preposterous.
00:50:11	Think about it, Bolt.
00:50:12	Since you got lost, none of your powers
00:50:15	For the first time, you're hungry,
00:50:18	I mean, do you really think that
00:50:21	in the exact shape of a lightning bolt?
00:50:25	It's my mark of power, cat.
00:50:27	It's the mark of a makeup artist, dog.
00:50:29	You're ridiculous. Now get down here.
00:50:34	No.
00:50:35	Mittens, so help me,
00:50:39	Yeah. Go nuts.
00:50:42	You leave me no choice.
00:50:53	Oh, the superbark. Scary, scary.
00:51:01	It's not true. It's just not true.
00:51:07	Wow. That one felt really super.
00:51:11	Wait. No, it didn't.
00:51:14	Okay, okay. Mmm-hmm.
00:51:18	That's enough. Seriously, dog, stop.
00:51:29	Okay, fine! You're a superdog.
00:51:31	Bolt, be quiet, please!
00:51:35	Bolt!
00:51:37	Come here!
00:52:08	Look who we found, young lady.
00:52:14	Bolt!
00:52:15	Yeah, that's right.
00:52:23	That is not Bolt.
00:52:26	Well, that depends on
00:52:30	You know, when I was little,
00:52:34	but my parents got me
00:52:37	So, you know what I did?
00:52:39	I pretended that baseball glove
00:52:44	and I rode it to school every day.
00:52:47	True story.
00:52:49	It's not him.
00:52:51	I think it's him. I do.
00:52:54	Thank you. Look, kid.
00:52:59	If we don't get back into production,
00:53:02	Good people, with families.
00:53:04	But Bolt's still out there, and ...
00:53:05	Now, we feel for you,
00:53:07	and the last thing we wanna do
00:53:09	to make a grown-up decision,
00:53:12	We need you to move on.
00:53:15	We need you to let Bolt go.
00:53:36	Huh?
00:53:44	Must be made of Styrofoam.
00:53:49	No, no! No, no, no, please, please,
00:53:52	Stop worrying, cat!
00:53:55	You can't, Bolt! You got nothing!
00:54:01	And no heat vision.
00:54:04	Listen to me, okay?
00:54:05	We are being taken to a place where
00:54:09	And this is what humans do.
00:54:12	The ones that look like you, Bolt.
00:54:17	I said I'll get us out of here, all right?
00:54:24	Ohhh!
00:54:29	My hero.
00:54:46	Ring, ring. Who is it? Destiny?
00:54:51	I've been expecting your call.
00:55:29	Ow!
00:55:30	Would you give it up already?
00:55:31	You're liquefying
00:55:35	I cannot be contained in any container.
00:55:50	I did it! I'm back!
00:55:53	That Styrofoam is wicked stuff.
00:55:55	Fully awesome!
00:55:57	There's no truck that I know
00:56:01	Rhino? What are you doing here?
00:56:05	Oh, nothing.
00:56:07	and thought I'd just pop the hatch
00:56:13	You opened the door?
00:56:15	Yes, I did!
00:56:18	That's great, Rhino.
00:56:23	All right.
00:56:42	I can't do it.
00:56:47	What did you say?
00:56:49	I can't.
00:56:51	Who are you?
00:56:53	Rhino, you just don't under ...
00:56:55	- You are Bolt.
00:56:58	Who single-handedly destroyed
00:57:01	Me, but ...
00:57:02	And who foiled his plan to infiltrate
00:57:07	- Who, Bolt, who? Who?
00:57:10	You! You can, Bolt,
00:57:13	because all over this planet,
00:57:15	there are animals
00:57:19	Like a little hamster who once spent
00:57:25	dreaming of the day when he, too,
00:57:29	and be told, "You did it.
00:57:36	They need a hero, Bolt.
00:57:38	Someone who, no matter
00:57:43	They need a hero to tell them
00:57:47	can become possible
00:57:53	Well,
00:57:57	Mittens does need a hero,
00:58:01	and I guess I'll have to do.
00:58:03	Such modesty!
00:58:08	- Me.
00:58:10	Me.
00:58:14	I'll get my ball.
00:58:31	Over there.
00:58:35	There it is.
00:58:42	This'll be just like the time you
00:58:47	But it's not gonna be
00:58:50	We're gonna have to do things
00:58:55	Stealth mode.
00:59:01	Good night, Ester.
00:59:03	Good night, Lloyd.
00:59:11	Lloyd?
00:59:15	Lloyd Spoon,
00:59:18	and I'm gonna
00:59:24	I swear,
00:59:31	Threat nullified.
00:59:38	I feel alive.
00:59:40	Shh!
00:59:45	There's a guard.
00:59:47	I'll snap his neck.
00:59:49	We need to get him away
00:59:51	Oh!
00:59:59	- Ball?
01:00:00	- Ball?
01:00:01	- Ball? Ball? Ball?
01:00:07	I'm just ... I'm read ... I'm just ...
01:00:23	Mittens?
01:00:26	Bolt? What are you doing here?
01:00:26	Bolt? What are you doing here?
01:00:30	I'm busting you out.
01:00:32	You ... You came all the way back here
01:00:37	Yeah.
01:00:38	But how'd you ... I mean,
01:00:41	- I know.
01:00:43	- Yeah.
01:00:46	It's been a lot. Yes, it has.
01:00:49	- No.
01:00:54	Hey, hey, hey!
01:00:58	Hey, wait.
01:01:01	Give it. Give it.
01:01:04	Hey, wait!
01:01:05	Initiating escape.
01:01:10	Ow!
01:01:11	What the ... Hey!
01:01:14	Lloyd! Block the door!
01:01:16	Block the door, block the door,
01:01:18	Superbark. Superbark!
01:01:43	Sweet Sister Frances!
01:01:48	You hold on right there!
01:01:51	Golly, Ester!
01:01:54	Both you boys need serious help!
01:01:57	Spicy eyes!
01:02:01	We need a ride.
01:02:03	Ooh! I've got a big one. You're welcome.
01:02:22	I can't believe it.
01:02:24	My whole life I've wanted to see
01:02:29	You are legendary.
01:02:45	Mittens? If ...
01:02:49	If I don't chase bad guys,
01:02:53	I mean, what ...
01:02:58	Ah, don't worry about it.
01:03:00	Being a regular dog is, like,
01:03:04	Look. I'm gonna let you in
01:03:07	A little-known cat secret.
01:03:10	You know why we hate dogs?
01:03:12	'Cause we wanna be dogs.
01:03:16	But what do dogs do?
01:03:19	Slobber, sleep,
01:03:22	You don't exactly need
01:03:24	You know,
01:03:27	and, well, I don't know.
01:03:30	Out of this? But ... But ...
01:03:33	And this is your dog bowl.
01:03:35	- What is?
01:03:38	"It hits the ground,
01:03:40	How cool is that?
01:03:43	And on cold nights,
01:03:47	It doesn't get better than that.
01:03:49	You ... You seem to know a lot
01:03:53	Yeah, I did my time in one of these,
01:03:55	but I'm more of an alley cat at heart,
01:03:57	Sprung out first chance I got.
01:04:01	Hmm.
01:04:02	Rhino is awesome!
01:04:08	He's ... He's beyond awesome!
01:04:11	He ... He's be-awesome!
01:04:14	He's ...
01:04:16	I ... I am be-awesome.
01:04:23	Mmm.
01:04:24	Hmm!
01:04:25	I think it's about time I introduced you
01:04:33	Go ahead. Stick your head out.
01:04:34	- Why?
01:04:42	This ... This is awesome!
01:04:46	And stick your tongue out.
01:04:53	This is totally awesome!
01:04:56	No, thanks. It's really a dog thing.
01:05:06	âª I have got so much to give âª
01:05:11	âª I swear I do âª
01:05:14	âª I may not have nine lives âª
01:05:19	âª But this one feels brand-new âª
01:05:23	âª Yes, I've lived a good one âª
01:05:28	âª I have tried to be true âª
01:05:31	âª There are some things
01:05:37	âª Till I met you âª
01:05:40	âª How the wind feels
01:05:48	âª When I'm barking at the moon âª
01:05:57	âª There is no home
01:06:01	âª 'Cause that home belongs to you âª
01:06:10	âª Here I come âª
01:06:14	âª Back to you âª
01:06:17	âª There is no home
01:06:21	âª 'Cause that home belongs to you âª
01:06:25	âª Well, I was in trouble bad âª
01:06:31	âª I was so confused âª
01:06:34	âª I may not see in color, babe âª
01:06:39	âª But I sure can feel blue âª
01:06:43	âª I have been a lot of things âª
01:06:48	âª They may not all be true âª
01:06:51	âª My experience was so mysterious âª
01:06:57	âª Till I met you âª
01:07:00	âª Now the sun will rise in the east âª
01:07:08	âª But I'm barking at the moon âª
01:07:17	âª There is no home
01:07:22	âª 'Cause that home belongs to you âª
01:07:30	âª Here I come âª
01:07:34	âª Back to you âª
01:07:37	âª There is no home
01:07:41	âª 'Cause that home belongs to you âª
01:07:45	âª There is no home
01:07:50	âª 'Cause that home belongs to you âª
01:07:54	âª There is no home
01:08:01	âª 'Cause that home belongs to you âª
01:08:17	Hey. Hey, Bolt. Wake up.
01:08:20	Come on. I've got a surprise for you.
01:08:24	Okay, okay. No peeking.
01:08:33	- Bask in the glow, baby.
01:08:36	Just let me give you the grand tour.
01:08:39	This one, this one's mine,
01:08:44	Mittens, I ...
01:08:45	I found this really soft pillow thing
01:08:48	And get this. I found some Styrofoam,
01:08:51	which I thought was both
01:08:53	You know what I mean?
01:08:54	- Mittens, I don't think that ...
01:08:55	Check it out. Total privacy,
01:09:01	Yeah, well, I don't think that I ...
01:09:02	Okay, I lied. It's not soundproof.
01:09:04	- But you know ...
01:09:10	What?
01:09:11	We're one waffle away from Penny.
01:09:15	You're still going back to her?
01:09:18	Mittens, she's my person.
01:09:23	Ow! Ow! Ow!
01:09:24	Ear, ear.
01:09:28	Look at me, Bolt. I'm real.
01:09:32	Now, how about this? Is that real?
01:09:35	Does this look real to you? Or that?
01:09:40	How about that, Bolt? She's an actress.
01:09:44	She's just pretending.
01:09:46	Not Penny.
01:09:48	There is no Penny. She's fake.
01:09:52	No, you're wrong. She loves me.
01:09:53	No, no, Bolt.
01:09:57	They act like they love you.
01:10:01	and then one day they'll pack up
01:10:04	and take their love with them,
01:10:06	and leave their declawed cat behind
01:10:15	They leave her wondering
01:10:24	I ...
01:10:28	I'm sorry, Mittens,
01:10:32	but Penny is different.
01:10:36	Then go.
01:10:40	- Mittens, I ...
01:10:43	I never should've taken pity on you.
01:10:47	- Mittens ...
01:10:59	You take care, Mittens.
01:11:38	That meat lover's pizza
01:11:43	Hey there, Rhino.
01:11:45	Morning, cat.
01:11:47	Where's Bolt?
01:11:49	He's ...
01:11:53	He's gone.
01:11:54	Bolt left?
01:11:57	Yeah, but he instructed me
01:12:01	that he had to face
01:12:09	Whoa!
01:12:10	- Where are you going?
01:12:13	But he doesn't need us anymore.
01:12:16	Trust me,
01:12:19	In the cold, dark night before the battle,
01:12:22	when the steely fangs of evil
01:12:26	the hero must go
01:12:30	But if Bolt's taught me anything,
01:12:33	it's that you never abandon a friend
01:12:38	When your teammate's in trouble,
01:12:41	Whether they ask or not, you go,
01:12:44	not knowing if you're coming back
01:12:46	He went the other way.
01:12:48	You go!
01:12:49	Knowing how deep the shrapnel's
01:13:17	Penny.
01:13:20	No way. Wow. Bolt.
01:13:25	I'm Blake.
01:13:26	- Tom, say what's up.
01:13:28	- Wow!
01:13:30	Oh. And this is our
01:13:32	who was supposed
01:13:33	Bolt, I've admired you
01:13:35	and there's something
01:13:37	if I ever got a chance to meet you,
01:13:38	Okay, Billy, that was horrifying,
01:13:40	Why don't you make yourself useful.
01:13:41	Go get me some breadcrumbs,
01:13:43	Whole wheat is not the same thing
01:13:45	- Not the same, Billy.
01:13:47	Or pumpernickel, Billy!
01:13:48	Okay, guys,
01:13:51	I know. I know you're a busy dog,
01:13:53	we'd love to pitch you an idea
01:13:55	Tom's better at pitching.
01:13:57	Tommy's got the spotlight.
01:14:02	Wait for it.
01:14:05	- Aliens.
01:14:08	- Aliens?
01:14:11	- Holler back!
01:14:13	You can't touch us.
01:14:15	Uh ...
01:14:17	I love it. But I'll tell you what.
01:14:19	If you guys can help me find Penny,
01:14:23	well, I'd love to hear more about
01:14:28	We got a nibble.
01:14:29	Don't freak out.
01:14:32	We open, exterior, outer space,
01:14:36	... a fiery comet to reveal Penny ...
01:14:39	... faced by a man-eating squid!
01:14:50	And as the tractor beam is pulling
01:14:54	we fade to black.
01:14:56	And we have a great pop song
01:14:58	Talk to your people.
01:15:01	He's so on board!
01:15:11	There it is!
01:15:16	The most terrifying place on Earth.
01:15:34	Hello.
01:15:35	Hi. I'm here to see Joe Mateo.
01:15:39	At long last, we've arrived
01:15:44	The lair of the Green-Eyed Man!
01:15:48	Rhino! Hold up!
01:15:52	Hold up!
01:15:53	Why? What's the problem?
01:15:56	Listen, this may be
01:16:01	but, you see, sometimes things
01:16:04	I mean, sometimes, sometimes
01:16:07	and it's not. And sometimes ...
01:16:09	All of my training has prepared me
01:16:12	This is complicated.
01:16:13	Die! Die!
01:16:18	Prepare yourself,
01:16:20	for I will beat your pancreas
01:16:23	and then I will rip your liver
01:16:28	You're so cute
01:16:32	I had a hamster just like you
01:16:34	His name was Mr. Sparkles.
01:17:05	Bolt?
01:17:08	Bolt! You're okay!
01:17:12	You came back.
01:17:23	Bolt, I thought I lost you.
01:17:38	You're my good boy.
01:18:06	Good boy.
01:18:07	Okay, people. Let's move it
01:18:18	I miss him.
01:18:20	I know, honey. I do, too.
01:18:27	First positions, please.
01:18:40	Okay, hold still for me, sweetie.
01:18:54	Fifteen, take one. Mark.
01:18:57	And action.
01:19:09	Ah!
01:19:10	Professor, I'd like to thank you
01:19:15	to that labyrinthian mind of yours.
01:19:19	You know I'd never do such a thing.
01:19:22	Unless it was the only way
01:19:28	Penny!
01:19:30	Daddy! Bolt! Here, Bolt!
01:19:33	Your dog is nowhere near ...
01:19:41	Get that dog!
01:19:47	Go. Go. Go. It's okay, boy.
01:19:58	Fire. Fire, fire! There's fire!
01:20:07	Hey, Wags.
01:20:10	Mittens? What are you doing here?
01:20:14	Long story short,
01:20:15	I was tied to a delusional dog
01:20:19	But that is not important now.
01:20:21	The real question is,
01:20:24	And why aren't you in there?
01:20:28	You were right about her, Mittens.
01:20:32	She ... Well, it wasn't real.
01:20:36	No, Bolt. It is real.
01:20:39	I saw her face after you left.
01:20:45	She doesn't want just any dog.
01:20:49	She's your person, Bolt,
01:20:59	Bolt, you're just gonna have
01:21:00	Mittens, be quiet.
01:21:02	No. You need to hear this.
01:21:04	No, no seriously. Be quiet.
01:21:07	What is it?
01:21:10	Penny.
01:21:12	Help! Please, help! Help!
01:21:15	Hold on!
01:21:18	Please! Help!
01:21:35	Oh, my gosh, the stage!
01:21:36	Yeah. You better run.
01:21:42	I'm on your six.
01:21:43	What do we do?
01:21:44	Just make sure
01:21:50	Bolt?
01:21:53	Is anyone still in there?
01:21:54	I don't know.
01:21:59	Coming through.
01:22:04	It's a good day to die!
01:22:07	Not on my watch, rodent.
01:22:38	Bolt!
01:22:54	I knew you'd come back.
01:23:17	Bolt. Zoom, zoom.
01:23:55	Bolt.
01:23:58	Bolt, just go on out.
01:24:03	Go.
01:24:06	It'll be okay.
01:24:17	You're my good boy.
01:24:20	I love you.
01:24:32	Have you seen my daughter?
01:25:05	Hey, did you hear that?
01:25:07	- Yeah.
01:25:08	Quiet. Everyone be quiet.
01:25:17	It's the superbark!
01:25:20	- It's coming from over there!
01:25:23	Come on, let's go!
01:25:37	Over here! We found them.
01:25:45	All right, we got an RT coming
01:25:49	For your own safety,
01:25:50	keep moving away from the building.
01:25:59	- Bolt.
01:26:02	You're okay. You gotta be okay.
01:26:06	She's stable, but we're gonna
01:26:19	I'm so sorry this happened.
01:26:22	I can't imagine
01:26:24	No mother should ever have to go
01:26:28	but I promise you
01:26:33	I'm talking cover stories, production
01:26:38	This is so great!
01:26:41	Ow!
01:26:44	We quit.
01:26:46	No, no! Wait!
01:26:51	Let's put a pin in it.
01:27:04	I'm afraid your injuries
01:27:07	than we had previously thought,
01:27:09	We had to completely reconstruct
01:27:16	Have a look.
01:27:19	Well, at least Calico
01:27:28	Calico!
01:27:43	Bolt!
01:28:05	Aliens.
01:28:11	That is totally unrealistic.
01:28:14	Absolutely ridonculous.
01:28:16	You could say that again. Oh, yeah.
01:28:19	Over. Yeah, that's the spot.
01:28:33	Hey, silly doggy.
01:28:41	That's a keeper.
01:28:45	You wanna go play outside?
01:29:01	Does that dog look familiar?
01:29:03	Nope.
01:29:13	Come on.
01:29:16	Bolt! Come on, buddy!
00:01:13	'I think about the arrivals gate
00:01:17	'General opinion makes out
00:01:20	'but I don't see that.
00:01:22	'Seems to me that love is everywhere.
00:01:25	'Often it's not particularly dignified
00:01:29	'Fathers and sons, mothers and daughters,
00:01:33	'boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends.
00:01:35	'When the planes hit the Twin Towers,
00:01:38	'none of the phone calls from people on
00:01:42	'they were all messages of love.
00:01:45	'lf you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling
00:02:05	I feel it in my fingers
00:02:08	I feel it in my toes
00:02:11	Feel it in my toes, yeah
00:02:16	Love is all around me
00:02:20	- (Feedback)
00:02:23	(Sighs) It's just I know the old version
00:02:27	Well, we all do.
00:02:30	That's why we're making the new version.
00:02:32	Right, OK, let's go.
00:02:34	(Intro begins)
00:02:37	I feel it in my fingers
00:02:40	I feel it in my toes
00:02:43	Feel it in my toes, yeah
00:02:48	Love is all ar...
00:02:50	Oh, fuck, wank, bugger,
00:02:56	Start again.
00:02:58	(Intro begins)
00:03:02	I feel it in my fingers
00:03:06	I feel it in my toes
00:03:09	Feel it in my toes, yeah
00:03:13	Christmas is all around me
00:03:17	And so the feeling grows
00:03:20	So the feeling grows
00:03:24	It's written in the wind
00:03:28	It's everywhere I go
00:03:30	Everywhere I go
00:03:35	So if you really love Christmas
00:03:39	Come on and let it snow
00:03:41	Come on and let it...
00:03:43	This is shit, isn't it?
00:03:45	Yep, solid gold shit, maestro.
00:04:11	- God, I'm so late.
00:04:15	You sure you don't mind
00:04:18	No, really. I'm just feeling so rotten.
00:04:20	- I love you.
00:04:23	I love you even when you're sick
00:04:27	I know. Now, go or you will actually miss it.
00:04:30	Right.
00:04:35	- Did I mention that I love you?
00:04:56	Karen, it's me again.
00:04:58	I'm sorry, I literally don't have
00:05:03	Absolutely. Horrible moment, though.
00:05:07	Of course.
00:05:08	Doesn't mean I'm not terribly concerned
00:05:12	Understood.
00:05:14	Er, bugger off, call me later.
00:05:20	So what's this big news?
00:05:22	We've been given our parts
00:05:24	and I'm the lobster.
00:05:26	- The lobster?
00:05:28	- In the nativity play?
00:05:32	There was more than one lobster present
00:05:35	Duh.
00:05:41	Best sandwiches in Britain.
00:05:45	Try my lovely nuts?
00:05:49	Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
00:05:55	Morning, my future wife.
00:06:15	(Man) OK, you can stop there. Thanks.
00:06:17	(2nd man) I need a couple of orange gels.
00:06:19	By the way, he introduced me as John
00:06:22	Oh, fine. Nice to meet you, Jack.
00:06:25	He got me right, though. I'm just Judy.
00:06:27	Great, Just Judy!
00:06:35	- No surprises?
00:06:37	- Not like the stag night?
00:06:41	- You admit the prostitutes were a mistake?
00:06:44	And it would've been much better
00:06:48	That is true.
00:06:52	Good luck, kiddo.
00:07:06	(Cheering, applause)
00:07:16	(Press shouting) Prime Minister, over here!
00:07:27	(Cheering)
00:07:30	Thank you.
00:07:33	- Welcome, Prime Minister.
00:07:38	How are you?
00:07:40	- How are you feeling?
00:07:42	Cool. Powerful.
00:07:44	Would you like to meet
00:07:47	Yes, I would like that very much indeed.
00:07:49	Anything to put off
00:07:54	- This is Terence. He's in charge.
00:07:57	Good morning.
00:07:59	Hated him, I think he was a pervert.
00:08:04	- This is Pat.
00:08:06	Good morning, sir. I'm the housekeeper.
00:08:08	Oh, right. I should be easier than the last lot.
00:08:11	No nappies, no teenagers, no scary wife.
00:08:13	And this is Natalie. She's new, like you.
00:08:16	- Hello, Natalie.
00:08:20	Shit, I can't believe I've just said that.
00:08:22	And now I've gone and said "shit".
00:08:26	You could've said "fuck"
00:08:29	Thank you, sir. I had a premonition
00:08:35	Oh, piss it!
00:08:37	Right, I'll get my things
00:08:42	Yeah, I can't see why not.
00:08:56	- It's all right.
00:08:59	- Yes, I did.
00:09:01	- Hello there.
00:09:03	Yeah, I'm in here. OK. Good. Thank you.
00:09:06	Ah.
00:09:08	(Clears throat)
00:09:12	Oh, no.
00:09:15	That is so inconvenient.
00:09:20	In the presence of God,
00:09:23	and made their marriage vows
00:09:26	They've declared their marriage
00:09:29	I therefore proclaim
00:09:36	(Organ plays Wedding March)
00:09:38	And you resisted
00:09:41	Yeah, I'm mature now.
00:09:44	(Wedding March becomes
00:09:53	(Chorus) Love, love, love
00:09:57	Love, love, love
00:10:02	- Love, love, love...
00:10:04	Er, no.
00:10:07	Love, love, love, love
00:10:13	There's nothing you can do
00:10:16	Oh, it...
00:10:18	There's nothing you can sing
00:10:21	There's nothing you can say
00:10:25	It's easy
00:10:30	All you need is love
00:10:35	All you need is love
00:10:39	All you need is love, love
00:10:44	Love is all you need...
00:10:49	Look, it's Pikey.
00:11:02	Hello! What the hell are you doing here?
00:11:04	Oh, I just popped over
00:11:07	- The lady of the house let you in, did she?
00:11:10	- Lovely, obliging girl.
00:11:14	I thought I'd pop back and see
00:11:17	- Oh.
00:11:21	I think we ought to take Mum out for
00:11:25	- I just feel we've been bad sons this year.
00:11:30	(Girlfriend) Hurry up, big boy!
00:11:32	I'm naked and I want you at least twice
00:11:38	(Music and chatter)
00:11:46	(Juliet) I am so happy to see you!
00:11:49	- Delicious delicacy?
00:11:57	Taste explosion?
00:12:11	- Food?
00:12:13	Yeah, a bit dodgy, isn't it?
00:12:15	Looks like a dead baby's finger. Oooh.
00:12:19	Oh. Tastes like it, too.
00:12:25	I'm Colin, by the way.
00:12:27	- I'm Nancy.
00:12:29	- What do you do, Nancy?
00:12:32	- Ever do weddings?
00:12:33	- They should've asked you to do this one.
00:12:37	- God, I wish you hadn't have turned it down.
00:12:41	(Embarrassed giggle) Right.
00:12:45	- I've worked out why I can't find true love.
00:12:49	English girls. They're stuck up, you see.
00:12:51	And I am primarily attractive to girls
00:12:56	Like American girls.
00:13:00	I'd get a girlfriend there instantly.
00:13:03	I think it's crap, Colin.
00:13:05	That's where you're wrong.
00:13:07	American girls would dig me
00:13:10	- You don't have a cute British accent.
00:13:14	Colin, you're a Ionely, ugly arsehole.
00:13:17	Never. I am Colin, God of Sex.
00:13:22	Bit of quiet
00:13:26	- The traffic today was just...
00:13:29	Judy, could you take the top off this time?
00:13:32	Lighting need to know when we're gonna
00:13:36	Yes, OK. Right.
00:13:40	Not always the case, is it?
00:13:41	I was standing in for Brad Pitt once
00:13:45	- Yes, yeah.
00:13:47	Guys, time's tight
00:13:50	- Fine.
00:13:52	(Judy laughs)
00:13:55	(Director) Right, let's have
00:14:09	Can you just put your hands on her breasts?
00:14:11	- OK, yeah. Is that all right?
00:14:14	I'll warm them up!
00:14:18	- And massage them, please.
00:14:26	It's junction 13 that's just murder, isn't it?
00:14:35	Jo and I had a lot of time
00:14:40	Some of her requests,
00:14:42	for instance, that I should bring
00:14:48	I was confident she expected me to ignore.
00:14:51	But others she was pretty damn clear about.
00:14:56	When she first mentioned
00:15:00	I said, "Over my dead body."
00:15:02	And she said, "No, Daniel, over mine."
00:15:05	And as usual, my darling girl...
00:15:10	and Sam's darling mum was right.
00:15:14	So she's going to say her final farewell
00:15:18	inevitably,
00:15:22	ever so coolly,
00:15:25	through the immortal genius
00:15:29	(On speakers)
00:15:32	Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
00:15:37	Bye bye baby
00:15:38	Don't make me cry
00:15:43	You're the one girl in town I'd marry
00:15:47	Girl I'd marry you now if I were free
00:15:52	I wish it could be
00:15:57	I could love you but why begin it?
00:16:01	Cos there ain't any future in it
00:16:04	She's got me but I'm not free so...
00:16:09	(From DJ booth)
00:16:11	Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
00:16:16	Bye bye baby, don't make me cry
00:16:19	Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
00:16:23	Wish I never had known you...
00:16:24	Do you love him?
00:16:27	Er, er, what?
00:16:29	No, l-I just thought I'd ask bluntly
00:16:33	and you needed someone to talk to about it
00:16:37	No. No. No is the answer. Absolutely not.
00:16:42	...on my finger...
00:16:44	So that's a no, then?
00:16:46	Yes. Erm...
00:16:48	Bye bye baby, baby goodbye
00:16:50	Goodbye baby, baby bye bye...
00:16:52	This DJ, what do you reckon?
00:16:55	- The worst in history?
00:16:58	I think it all hangs on the next song.
00:17:01	Now here's one for the lovers.
00:17:03	That's quite a few of you,
00:17:06	(S Club Juniors: Puppy Love)
00:17:10	And they called it...
00:17:12	- He's done it, it's official.
00:17:17	Oh, I guess they'll never know...
00:17:21	(Knocks)
00:17:25	Sarah's waiting for you.
00:17:27	Oh, yes, of course, erm...
00:17:30	Great, er, good, good.
00:17:33	How are you doing, Mia?
00:17:37	Absolutely.
00:17:41	- Harry?
00:17:43	switch off your phone and tell me exactly
00:17:52	Two years, seven months,
00:17:55	three days and, I suppose, what, two hours?
00:17:58	And how long have you been in love
00:18:03	Um...
00:18:08	Two years, seven months, three days
00:18:13	Thought as much.
00:18:15	- Do you think everybody knows?
00:18:17	- Do you think Karl knows?
00:18:20	Oh, that is... that is bad news.
00:18:23	I just thought that maybe the time
00:18:29	- Like what?
00:18:32	then casually mention you'd like to marry
00:18:36	- You know that?
00:18:40	And so does Karl.
00:18:42	Think about it, for all our sakes.
00:18:44	It's Christmas.
00:18:48	Certainly. Excellent. Will do.
00:18:52	Thanks, boss.
00:18:55	- Hi, Sarah.
00:19:01	(On radio: Christmas Is All Around)
00:19:04	(Mobile)
00:19:08	Babe. Absolutely, fire away.
00:19:12	Mia, Mia, would you turn that down?
00:19:16	What is that?
00:19:18	That was the Christmas effort
00:19:21	Oh, dear me, how are the mighty fallen.
00:19:24	I can safely say that is the worst record
00:19:30	Oh, and coincidentally,
00:19:34	on my friend Mike's show
00:19:37	Welcome back, Bill.
00:19:39	Billy, welcome back to the airwaves.
00:19:42	New Christmas single,
00:19:45	Except we've changed
00:19:50	Yes, is that an important message
00:19:53	(Snorts) Not really, Mike.
00:19:55	Christmas is a time for people
00:20:00	- And that's not you?
00:20:02	When I was young and successful,
00:20:06	and now I'm left with no one,
00:20:10	- Wow. Thanks for that, Bill.
00:20:13	For actually giving
00:20:15	It doesn't often happen here
00:20:19	- Ask me anything, I'll tell you the truth.
00:20:23	- Britney Spears.
00:20:25	No, only kidding! (Snorts)
00:20:28	- She was rubbish.
00:20:30	How do you think the new record
00:20:34	Come on, Mikey, you know as well as I do
00:20:38	(Bill laughing)
00:20:40	But wouldn't it be great
00:20:43	wasn't some smug teenager
00:20:45	but an old ex-heroin addict
00:20:49	Those young popsters come Christmas
00:20:53	with a cute bird balancing on their balls
00:20:56	and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat
00:20:59	ugliest man in the world,
00:21:01	fucking miserable because
00:21:05	So if you believe in Father Christmas,
00:21:11	buy my festering turd of a record.
00:21:14	And particularly enjoy
00:21:17	of the moment we try to squeeze
00:21:22	I think you're referring to
00:21:24	"If you really love Christmas..."
00:21:26	"Come on and let it snow." Ouch.
00:21:29	So, here it is one more time,
00:21:31	the dark horse for this year's
00:21:34	Christmas Is All Around.
00:21:39	Is the new prime minister in trouble already?
00:21:42	I feel it in my fingers
00:21:47	- OK. What's next?
00:21:50	Ah, yes, yes. I fear this is going to be
00:21:55	There's a strong feeling in the party
00:21:59	- like the last government.
00:22:01	This is our first really important test,
00:22:05	Right. Right. I understand that
00:22:11	not to. Not this time.
00:22:13	Let's not forget that America
00:22:18	I'm not going to act like a petulant child.
00:22:22	Who do you have to screw round here
00:22:33	Right.
00:22:34	(Knocking)
00:22:36	Yeah, come in.
00:22:42	- These are from the Treasury...
00:22:45	...and these are for you.
00:22:48	Excellent. Thanks a lot.
00:22:50	I was hoping you'd win, not that
00:22:54	just always given him the boring biscuits
00:22:57	Thanks very much. Thanks...
00:23:01	Natalie.
00:23:07	God, come on, get a grip.
00:23:14	So what do you reckon
00:23:16	Oh, I like him. I can't understand
00:23:21	You know the type, he's married to his job.
00:23:24	Either that or gay as a picnic basket.
00:23:27	Excuse me, Judy, if you could
00:23:30	- and cheat them a bit to the left?
00:23:36	I have to say, Judy, this is a real pleasure,
00:23:38	it's lovely to find someone
00:23:42	- Thank you!
00:23:44	- And ditto.
00:23:46	The move again, please, Judy.
00:23:48	- Ooh, sorry.
00:23:53	- Exciting news!
00:23:56	I've bought a ticket to the States.
00:24:00	- No.
00:24:01	- To a fantastic place called Wisconsin.
00:24:05	Yes! Wisconsin babes,
00:24:09	No, Col! There are a few babes in America,
00:24:13	but they're going out
00:24:15	Tone, you're just jealous.
00:24:19	You know perfectly well
00:24:22	contains ten girls more beautiful
00:24:27	- than the whole of the United Kingdom.
00:24:31	No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William
00:24:36	- No, Colin, no!
00:24:38	- Nyet!
00:24:39	- Nein!
00:24:41	Right, the Christmas party,
00:24:44	and your unhappy job to organise.
00:24:47	- Tell me.
00:24:50	Find a venue, over-order on the drinks,
00:24:53	and advise the girls to avoid Kevin
00:24:57	- Wives and family and stuff?
00:25:02	But their wives and girlfriends, et cetera.
00:25:05	Oh, Christ, you haven't got some horrible
00:25:11	No. I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe,
00:25:17	Really?
00:25:19	Right.
00:25:30	He now spends all the time in his room.
00:25:34	- That's not unusual. My horrid son...
00:25:38	Bernard. Stays in his room all the time.
00:25:42	Yeah, but Karen, this is all the time.
00:25:46	I'm afraid that there's something
00:25:50	I mean, clearly it's about his mum
00:25:52	but Christ, he might be injecting heroin
00:25:57	(Karen) At the age of 11?
00:25:59	(Daniel) Well, maybe not his eyeballs, then.
00:26:03	The problem is his mum
00:26:09	I don't know, this whole stepfather thing
00:26:14	like it never did before.
00:26:16	Listen, it was always going to be
00:26:21	Just be patient.
00:26:24	And maybe check the room for needles.
00:26:26	And then when he sometimes does
00:26:39	It's just such a ridiculous waste.
00:26:43	And now if it's going to ruin
00:26:47	I just don't know.
00:26:50	Get a grip.
00:26:53	People hate sissies.
00:26:55	No one's ever gonna shag you
00:26:58	Yeah. Absolutely.
00:27:01	Helpful.
00:27:10	So, what's the problem, Samuel?
00:27:16	Is it just Mum or is it something else, huh?
00:27:22	Maybe school?
00:27:25	Are you being bullied?
00:27:28	Or is it something worse?
00:27:32	Can you give me any clues at all?
00:27:35	- You really want to know?
00:27:39	Even though you won't be able to help?
00:27:41	Even if that's the case, yeah.
00:27:46	OK. Well...
00:27:49	truth is, actually...
00:27:53	I'm in love.
00:27:55	Sorry?
00:27:56	I know I should be thinking
00:28:01	I was before she died
00:28:05	- Aren't you a bit young to be in love?
00:28:09	Ah, well. OK, well...
00:28:13	I'm a little relieved.
00:28:17	- Why?
00:28:19	thought it'd be something worse.
00:28:21	Worse than the total agony of being in love?
00:28:24	Er...
00:28:27	No, you're right.
00:28:29	Total agony.
00:29:07	- Night, Sarah.
00:29:13	(Mobile)
00:29:19	Yeah, absolutely.
00:29:22	Free as a bird. Fire away.
00:29:54	Alone again.
00:29:57	Naturally.
00:29:59	- I'll deal with it.
00:30:02	- Ah. Natalie.
00:30:07	Thanks.
00:30:09	Natalie.
00:30:13	Erm, I'm starting to feel...
00:30:17	uncomfortable about us
00:30:21	and me knowing so little about you,
00:30:26	Well, there's not much to know.
00:30:28	Well, erm, where do you live, for instance?
00:30:31	Wandsworth. The dodgy end.
00:30:33	- Ah, my sister lives in Wandsworth.
00:30:38	So which exactly is the dodgy end?
00:30:40	At the end of the high street,
00:30:44	- Oh, yeah, yeah, that is dodgy.
00:30:47	Erm, and you live
00:30:52	- Three illegitimate but charming children?
00:30:55	I've just split up with my boyfriend, so
00:30:59	- Ah. Sorry.
00:31:04	I'm well shot of him.
00:31:06	- He said I was getting fat.
00:31:09	He said no one'd fancy a girl
00:31:13	Not a nice guy, actually, in the end.
00:31:16	No.
00:31:25	You know, erm...
00:31:28	being Prime Minister,
00:31:32	Thank you, sir. I'll think about it.
00:31:35	Do. The SAS are absolutely charming.
00:31:38	Ruthless, trained killers
00:31:48	Oh, God.
00:31:52	Did you have this kind of problem?
00:31:57	Yeah, course you did, you saucy minx.
00:31:59	So, let's go. We can definitely crack this.
00:32:03	Remember, I was a kid once, too.
00:32:05	So, come on, it's someone at school. Right?
00:32:09	- Yeah.
00:32:11	And what does she, he, feel about you?
00:32:14	SHE doesn't even know my name.
00:32:17	And even if she did, she'd despise me.
00:32:20	She's the coolest girl in school.
00:32:22	And everyone worships her
00:32:26	Good. Good.
00:32:30	Well,
00:32:32	basically you're fucked, aren't you?
00:32:35	(All I Want For Christmas Is You)
00:32:40	Hi there and welcome back.
00:32:43	So, three weeks till Christmas, looks like
00:32:47	I saw them on the show last week.
00:32:51	No. Little scamps.
00:32:54	But very, very talented musicians.
00:32:57	Yeah. I understand you've got a prize
00:33:01	Yes, I have, Ant or Dec.
00:33:03	It's a personalised felt-tip pen.
00:33:07	Oh, great.
00:33:08	It's brilliant. It even writes on glass,
00:33:12	so if you've got a framed picture,
00:33:17	you can just write on it.
00:33:30	(Kids snickering)
00:33:32	(Dec) Er, a lot of kids watching, Billy.
00:33:36	Hiya, kids.
00:33:38	Here's an important message
00:33:42	don't buy drugs.
00:33:46	Become a pop star
00:33:49	And I do believe it's a commercial break.
00:33:53	All I want for Christmas is you
00:34:05	- Look at him! Eurh!
00:34:09	Actually, they're not funny. They're art.
00:34:13	(Laughing)
00:34:16	OK, let's say, er, Thursday, my place.
00:34:19	Great. I've got Juliet on the other line,
00:34:23	- (Sighing) OK, fine.
00:34:28	- I'm always nice.
00:34:33	- I'm always...
00:34:35	Hi. How was the honeymoon?
00:34:38	It was great.
00:34:40	- So, what can I do for you?
00:34:44	I've just tried the wedding video
00:34:47	- 'It's come out all blue and wibbly.'
00:34:50	I remember you filming a lot
00:34:54	To be honest, I didn't really...
00:34:56	Please. All I want is one shot of me
00:35:00	I'll have a look but I'm pretty sure I wiped it,
00:35:05	- 'Must go.'
00:35:12	Any progress with our matchmaking plans?
00:35:15	No. I've done fuck-all and never will
00:35:19	How true.
00:35:22	- (Sarah) Stop.
00:35:24	And of course, your mobile goes.
00:35:27	Hello. Hi. How you doing?
00:35:31	- So, how's the Christmas party going?
00:35:34	Think I've found a venue.
00:35:36	- What's it like?
00:35:39	It's an art gallery. Full of dark corners
00:35:46	Oh. Right.
00:35:49	Good. Well, I suppose I should
00:35:53	You should.
00:36:03	(Typewriter clacking)
00:36:05	(Bell tinkles)
00:36:14	Ah, bonjour, Eleonore.
00:36:15	Bonjour, Monsieur Bennett. Welcome back.
00:36:18	And this year you bring a lady guest?
00:36:20	No. There's a change of situation. Just me.
00:36:23	- Oh. Am I sad or not sad?
00:36:27	- And you stay here till Christmas?
00:36:30	Good. Well, I find you
00:36:35	This is Aurelia.
00:36:38	Ah.
00:36:40	- Er, bonjour, Aurelia.
00:36:44	(French) Er, je suis, er, très heureux
00:36:49	Unfortunately, she cannot speak French,
00:36:54	She's Portuguese.
00:36:55	(Italian) Ah, ah, buongiorno.
00:36:58	Eusebio, er, er...
00:37:00	(Pidgin Spanish) Er, molto bueno...
00:37:03	I think she's ten years too young
00:37:08	And "molto bueno" is Spanish.
00:37:11	Right.
00:37:12	Anyway, it's nice to meet you and...
00:37:15	Can you drive her home after her work?
00:37:18	Oh, absolutely, yes.
00:37:21	Which is what? Turkish?
00:37:31	(Pidgin Portuguese) Bello.
00:37:34	Er, bella.
00:37:38	Er, mon-montagno,
00:37:40	arvarez...
00:37:45	No, right. Silence is golden.
00:37:49	As the Tremeloes said.
00:37:53	Clever guys,
00:37:55	although I think the original version was
00:38:00	Gr-great band.
00:38:02	(High-pitched humming:
00:38:04	Oh, shut up.
00:38:07	(Cheering)
00:38:17	(Press) Mr President!
00:38:21	- Over here, sir!
00:38:25	Mr President, welcome.
00:38:26	It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:38:28	Come through.
00:38:31	So is she. Although she would have been
00:38:34	Yes. Pathetic, isn't it?
00:38:36	Just never been able to tie a girl down.
00:38:38	Not sure that politics and dating go together.
00:38:41	Really? I've never found that.
00:38:44	Yeah, you're still sickeningly handsome,
00:38:48	- Very jealous of your plane, by the way.
00:38:53	Ah, Natalie. Hi.
00:38:55	Morning, ma'am. How's your day so far?
00:38:58	- (Natalie giggles)
00:39:03	(Sighs) My goodness,
00:39:07	Did you see those pipes?
00:39:09	Yeah, she's terrific. At her job.
00:39:12	No, absolutely not. We cannot
00:39:16	That is unexpected.
00:39:18	Well, it shouldn't be.
00:39:21	The last administration
00:39:24	We're being consistent with their policies.
00:39:27	With all respect, they were bad policies.
00:39:29	Thanks, Alex. I don't think
00:39:33	Let's, erm... move on, shall we?
00:39:39	Well, now, that was an interesting day.
00:39:43	Sorry if our line was firm but there's
00:39:47	then just disappointing you for four years.
00:39:50	I have plans and I plan to see them through.
00:39:53	Absolutely.
00:39:56	It's very close to my heart.
00:39:59	I'll give you anything you ask for.
00:40:02	As long as it's not something
00:40:09	Hi.
00:40:11	Pathetic.
00:40:33	It's great Scotch.
00:40:36	I'II, erm... I'll be going, then.
00:40:41	Er, Natalie,
00:40:44	I hope to see much more of you
00:40:48	Thank you, sir.
00:41:06	Er, yes, Peter.
00:41:08	Mr President, has it been a good visit?
00:41:11	Very satisfactory indeed.
00:41:14	We got what we came for
00:41:17	and our special relationship
00:41:20	Prime Minister?
00:41:23	I love that word "relationship".
00:41:27	I fear that this has become
00:41:32	A relationship based on
00:41:36	and casually ignoring all those things
00:41:43	Britain.
00:41:45	We may be a small country
00:41:49	The country of Shakespeare,
00:41:52	- Sean Connery, Harry Potter.
00:41:55	- David Beckham's right foot.
00:41:58	David Beckham's left foot, come to that.
00:42:01	And a friend who bullies us
00:42:05	And since bullies only respond to strength,
00:42:08	I will be prepared to be much stronger.
00:42:12	And the President
00:42:15	(Press clamouring)
00:42:24	Mr President!
00:42:30	Joe.
00:42:32	It's your sister on line four.
00:42:36	All right. Er, yes, I'm very busy
00:42:40	Have you gone completely insane?
00:42:42	- You can't always be sensible.
00:42:46	- It's the Chancellor on the other line.
00:42:49	- 'I'll call you back.'
00:42:53	The trouble with being the Prime Minister's
00:42:59	What did my brother do today?
00:43:02	What did I do?
00:43:06	What is this we're listening to?
00:43:09	Joni Mitchell.
00:43:11	I can't believe you still listen to Joni Mitchell.
00:43:14	I love her and true love lasts a lifetime.
00:43:19	Joni Mitchell is the woman who taught
00:43:24	Did she? Oh, well, that's good,
00:43:29	Which doll for Daisy's friend Emily?
00:43:31	The one that looks like a transvestite
00:43:36	(Female DJ) 'It's almost enough
00:43:40	'so here's one
00:43:43	'A golden oldie for a golden oldie.'
00:43:46	(Pointer Sisters: Jump)
00:43:48	I'll give you all that you need
00:43:52	Wrap your love around me
00:43:55	You're so excited
00:43:59	Oh baby
00:44:00	I'll take you down, I'll take you down
00:44:05	Where no one's ever gone before
00:44:07	And if you want more
00:44:09	If you want more, more, more
00:44:14	Jump for my love
00:44:16	Jump in
00:44:18	And feel my touch
00:44:20	Jump, if you wanna taste
00:44:24	Jump for my love
00:44:28	I'll take you down, I'll take you down
00:44:32	Where no one's ever gone
00:44:34	- (Music stops)
00:44:35	Mary, can we move the Japanese
00:44:40	- Certainly, sir.
00:44:51	Erm. Would you like the last, er...?
00:44:54	(Portuguese) Thank you very much but no.
00:44:56	If you saw my sister, you'd understand why.
00:44:58	That's all right, more for me.
00:45:00	(Portuguese)
00:45:02	you're getting chubbier every day.
00:45:04	I'm very lucky I've got a constitution
00:45:08	(Phone)
00:45:10	- Hello.
00:45:20	Oop. Sorry.
00:45:23	(Ringing continues)
00:45:26	Hello?
00:45:43	- Thank you.
00:45:45	- Eu peço imensa desculpa.
00:45:48	- God, it's half the book. Oh, no.
00:45:51	Just leave them, please!
00:45:54	They're not worth it!
00:45:57	Stop! Stop.
00:46:00	Aa-ahh.
00:46:04	It's all just rubbish.
00:46:07	Just leave it.
00:46:21	Oh, God, she's in.
00:46:24	And now she'll think I'm a total spaz
00:46:29	(Portuguese) Fuck - it's cold!
00:46:34	Fuck - it's freezing! Fuck!
00:46:37	(Portuguese) This stuff better be good.
00:46:40	It's not worth it,
00:46:43	(Portuguese) I don't want to drown
00:46:45	saving some shit my grandmother
00:46:48	Just stop. Stop.
00:46:49	(Portuguese) What kind of idiot
00:46:52	I really must do copies.
00:46:55	There'd better not be eels in here.
00:46:57	(Portuguese) Try not to disturb the eels.
00:47:00	Oh, what the hell is that?
00:47:12	Thank you. Thank you so much.
00:47:18	I know. I'll name
00:47:22	(Portuguese) Maybe you could name
00:47:26	Or give me 50% of the profits.
00:47:29	Or I could give you 5% of the profits.
00:47:35	(Portuguese) What kind of book is it?
00:47:46	- Romance?
00:47:49	It's, erm...
00:47:51	Ah, er...
00:47:53	(Portuguese) Thriller... crime...
00:47:55	(Portuguese) Sim.
00:47:59	(Portuguese) Frightening? (Gasps)
00:48:01	Er, scary? Yes, sometimes scary.
00:48:04	And, er, sometimes not.
00:48:17	Mm.
00:48:21	(Portuguese) I'd better get back to work.
00:48:25	- Ah.
00:48:28	Sure.
00:48:33	It's my favourite time of day...
00:48:36	driving you.
00:48:40	(Portuguese) It's the saddest part
00:48:50	Sorry.
00:49:18	(TV) 'And coming up
00:49:22	There's no beginning, there'll be no end
00:49:26	- Cos on Christmas...
00:49:30	'here at 10:30. Do not switch off.'
00:49:38	Banoffee pie?
00:49:40	No, thanks.
00:49:41	Thank God. You would've broken my heart
00:49:45	Right, well, lucky you.
00:49:48	- Can I come in?
00:49:52	I was just passing and I thought
00:49:57	I thought I might be able
00:50:00	or maybe Munchies?
00:50:02	Actually, I was serious - I don't know
00:50:06	Mark, can I say something?
00:50:09	Yeah.
00:50:12	I know you're Peter's best friend
00:50:15	and I know you've never
00:50:20	Look, don't, don't argue.
00:50:22	We've never got friendly.
00:50:25	But I wanted to say, I hope that can change.
00:50:27	I'm nice. I really am.
00:50:32	It would be great if we could be friends.
00:50:36	Absolutely. Absolutely.
00:50:41	Great.
00:50:43	Doesn't mean we'll be able
00:50:46	I had a real search when you first called
00:50:50	This one says
00:50:53	Do you think we might be on the right track?
00:50:55	Er, yeah, well... Wow. That-that could be it.
00:51:00	- Do you mind if I...?
00:51:02	Almost everything's episodes of West Wing.
00:51:06	Oh.
00:51:10	Oh, bingo.
00:51:13	That's lovely.
00:51:16	Well done, you.
00:51:19	Oh, that's gorgeous.
00:51:22	Thank you so much, Mark,
00:51:33	I look quite pretty.
00:51:42	You've stayed rather close.
00:52:36	They're all of me.
00:52:42	(Mark) Yeah. Yeah.
00:52:45	Yes.
00:53:16	But...
00:53:19	you never talk to me.
00:53:24	You always talk to Peter.
00:53:28	You don't like me.
00:53:31	I hope it's useful.
00:53:33	Don't show it around too much.
00:53:36	Needs a bit of editing.
00:53:39	Look, I've got to get to a... lunch.
00:53:43	Early lunch.
00:53:45	You can just show yourself out, can't you?
00:53:53	It's a... self-preservation thing, you see.
00:54:00	(Dido: Here With Me)
00:54:08	Oh I am what I am
00:54:11	I'll do what I want
00:54:14	But I can't hide
00:54:19	And I won't go
00:54:22	I won't sleep
00:54:24	And I can't breathe
00:54:27	Until you're resting here with me
00:54:30	And I won't leave
00:54:33	And I can't hide
00:54:36	I cannot be
00:54:38	Until you're resting here
00:54:41	And I won't go
00:54:44	And I won't sleep
00:54:46	And I can't breathe
00:54:49	Until you're resting here with me
00:54:54	- (Knocking)
00:54:59	Annie, my darling, my dream, my boat.
00:55:03	Ah...
00:55:05	- Need you to do a favour for me.
00:55:07	Anything for the hero of the hour.
00:55:11	Don't ask me why,
00:55:14	it's just a weird personality thing.
00:55:16	But, erm, you know Natalie who works here?
00:55:19	The chubby girl?
00:55:22	Ooh, would we call her chubby?
00:55:24	I think there's a pretty sizeable arse there,
00:55:29	Yeah. Well, whatever, erm...
00:55:33	I'm sure she's a lovely girl
00:55:40	redistribute her?
00:55:42	It's done.
00:56:18	Hey, Sammo. Can't sleep?
00:56:21	I got some terrible news today.
00:56:23	Let's have it.
00:56:25	- Joanna's going back to America.
00:56:28	Yes, she's American.
00:56:30	And she's not my girl.
00:56:33	And she's going back to America.
00:56:37	That is bad news.
00:56:41	Well, we need Kate
00:56:43	and we need Leo, and we need them now.
00:56:46	Come on.
00:56:52	'Hold on. Hold on.
00:56:54	'Keep your eyes closed.
00:56:56	- 'Do you trust me? '
00:57:01	- Do you trust me?
00:57:04	- Fool!
00:57:09	'AII right, open your eyes.'
00:57:15	You know, Sammy,
00:57:18	but general wisdom is that in the end,
00:57:21	there isn't just one person for each of us.
00:57:26	There was for Kate and Leo.
00:57:28	There was for you.
00:57:30	And there is for me.
00:57:32	She's the one.
00:57:36	Fair enough. And her name's Joanna?
00:57:39	Yeah, I know. Same as Mum.
00:57:51	- (Knocking)
00:57:57	- Prime Minister.
00:58:15	(Pidgin Portuguese)
00:58:18	Grande, er... grande familio,
00:58:23	Stupido.
00:58:50	Well, goodbye.
00:58:53	(Portuguese) Thank you.
00:58:57	Erm, it was, erm...
00:59:01	(Portuguese) I will miss you.
00:59:05	And your very slow typing...
00:59:09	and your very bad driving.
01:00:01	(Car horn)
01:00:10	You know I love Christmas, I always will
01:00:15	My mind's made up, the way that I feel
01:00:21	There's no beginning, there'll be no end
01:00:25	Cos on Christmas you can depend
01:00:36	Daniel!
01:00:39	- I have a plan.
01:00:43	- Well, girls love musicians, don't they?
01:00:46	- Even the weird ones get girlfriends.
01:00:49	Meat Loaf definitely got laid at least once.
01:00:52	For God's sake,
01:00:55	Whatever. There's this big concert
01:00:59	I thought if I was in the band
01:01:03	she might fall in love with me.
01:01:06	I think it's brilliant, I think it's stellar.
01:01:09	Apart from the one obvious
01:01:13	- I don't play a musical instrument?
01:01:17	A tiny, insignificant detail.
01:01:19	(Loud, repetitive snare hits)
01:01:22	(Sugababes: Too Lost In You)
01:01:24	I go out of my mind
01:01:27	I can't see anything
01:01:29	Cos this love's got me blind
01:01:31	I can't help myself
01:01:34	I can't break this spell
01:01:36	I can't even try
01:01:40	Baby, I'm too lost in you
01:01:45	Caught in you
01:01:47	Lost in everything about you
01:01:50	So deep I can't sleep, I can't...
01:01:55	I suppose I'd better do the duty round.
01:01:57	You're a saint.
01:02:04	(Laughs)
01:02:06	Any chance of a dance with the boss?
01:02:10	Yeah, sure, sure.
01:02:12	As long as your boyfriend doesn't mind.
01:02:17	Not my boyfriend.
01:02:19	And you're all I see
01:02:21	And you're all I need
01:02:23	Help me, baby
01:02:25	Help me, baby
01:02:27	Oh baby, I'm too lost in you
01:02:32	Caught in you...
01:02:33	You're looking very pretty tonight.
01:02:38	It's for you.
01:02:41	Sorry?
01:02:45	It's all for you, sir.
01:02:49	You do
01:02:51	I'm too lost in you
01:02:54	Baby, I'm too lost in you
01:02:58	Caught in you
01:03:01	Lost in everything about you
01:03:04	So deep I can't sleep
01:03:09	'This must be very exciting for you,
01:03:13	- 'How's it looking so far? '
01:03:16	'Blue are outselling me five to one
01:03:19	'but I'm hoping for a late surge.
01:03:22	'And, if I reach number one,
01:03:25	'I promise to sing a song stark naked
01:03:32	- 'Do you mean that? '
01:03:35	'Do you want a preview? You old flirt.'
01:03:38	(Parkinson laughing)
01:03:41	'That'll never make number one.'
01:03:43	(Justin Timberlake: Like I Love You)
01:03:46	And I burn every track
01:03:49	I suppose it's his job
01:03:53	Some more than others.
01:03:58	Just one dance?
01:04:00	- Before we run out of chances.
01:04:04	- Unless you just...
01:04:08	Yes. Thanks.
01:04:11	You're a good girl
01:04:15	Late at night I talk to you
01:04:18	Hey
01:04:19	You will know the difference when...
01:04:21	(Music changes to slow tune)
01:04:24	(Norah Jones: Turn Me On)
01:04:29	Like a flower
01:04:33	Waiting to bloom
01:04:39	Like a light bulb
01:04:43	In a dark room
01:04:47	I'm just sitting here
01:04:50	Waiting for you
01:04:53	To come on home
01:04:55	And turn me on
01:05:03	Like the desert
01:05:06	Waiting for the rain
01:05:12	Like a schoolkid
01:05:16	Waiting for the spring
01:05:21	I'm just sitting here
01:05:22	Waiting for you to come on home
01:05:27	And turn me on
01:05:30	Turn me on
01:05:35	Well, then. I'd better go.
01:05:37	OK.
01:05:41	- Good night.
01:05:59	Actually...
01:06:01	- I don't have to go.
01:06:04	- I mean...
01:06:07	Just, erm, would you excuse me
01:06:10	- Sure.
01:06:20	Erm, OK, that's done. Erm...
01:06:24	Why don't you come upstairs
01:06:28	- Ten seconds.
01:06:39	(Eva Cassidy: Songbird)
01:06:54	For you
01:06:59	There'll be no crying
01:07:06	For you
01:07:13	The sun will be shining
01:07:18	Cos I feel that when I'm with you
01:07:24	It's all right...
01:07:28	- Just tug it.
01:07:31	I know it's right
01:07:36	And the songbirds
01:07:39	Keep singing like they know the score
01:07:48	And I love you, I love you, I love you...
01:07:51	You're beautiful.
01:07:54	Like never before...
01:08:10	(Mobile)
01:08:16	l-I'd better answer that.
01:08:22	Hello. Hi. Hello, darling.
01:08:25	No, no, I'm not busy. No, fire away.
01:08:29	Right.
01:08:31	Yes, I... I'm not quite sure
01:08:35	to get the Pope on the phone tonight but...
01:08:39	Yes. Yes, I'm sure he's very good
01:08:47	Well, I'm sure...
01:08:50	Jon Bon Jovi is as well
01:08:54	OK? OK, I'll talk to you later.
01:08:57	All right, bye-bye.
01:09:04	- Sorry about that.
01:09:08	It's my brother, he's not well, he calls a lot.
01:09:13	- I'm sorry.
01:09:15	I mean, it's not really fine, it is what it is,
01:09:19	and there being no parents now
01:09:22	it's my job to keep an eye on him.
01:09:27	That's OK. Life is full
01:09:34	So...
01:09:47	(Mobile)
01:09:52	Will it make him better?
01:09:56	No.
01:09:57	Then maybe...
01:10:00	don't answer.
01:10:09	Hey. How you doing?
01:10:12	Right, right. Oh, no, please.
01:10:15	Oh, please, please don't, little darling.
01:10:18	Between the two of us we'll find the answer
01:10:23	No, no.
01:10:25	I'm-I'm not busy. I...
01:10:29	Of course, if you want me
01:10:33	OK.
01:10:44	That was a good night.
01:10:47	- Except I felt fat.
01:10:49	It's true.
01:10:51	Nowadays the only clothes I can get into
01:10:55	I always think Pavarotti dresses very well.
01:11:01	Mia's very pretty.
01:11:05	Is she?
01:11:08	You know she is, darling.
01:11:11	Be careful there.
01:11:36	Have you been watching stuff on TV?
01:11:40	Yeah.
01:11:42	- Every night.
01:11:44	And every day.
01:11:53	- The nurses are trying to kill me.
01:12:03	Thank you.
01:12:08	Don't do that, my darling.
01:12:13	Thank you.
01:12:21	Don't do that.
01:12:48	(Dog barking in distance)
01:12:55	Right. Back at three. Christmas shopping,
01:12:59	Are you gonna get me something?
01:13:02	Er...
01:13:05	I don't know, I hadn't thought.
01:13:08	Where's Sarah, by the way?
01:13:09	She couldn't make it in. Family thing.
01:13:12	There's a word for hangover
01:13:16	- See you later.
01:13:23	A lot.
01:13:37	Are you gonna give me something?
01:13:40	I thought I made it clear last night.
01:13:42	When it comes to me,
01:13:46	So, erm, what do you need?
01:13:50	Something along the stationery line?
01:13:54	No. I don't want something I need.
01:13:58	I want something I want. Something pretty.
01:14:02	Right.
01:14:05	Right.
01:14:14	Sorry I'm late, I had to drop off
01:14:21	Right, listen, you keep yourself occupied
01:14:24	while I do the boring stuff for our mothers.
01:14:48	- Thank you.
01:14:50	Looking for anything in particular, sir?
01:14:53	Yes. That necklace there, how much is it?
01:14:56	It's £270.
01:15:00	- Erm, all right. Er, I'll have it.
01:15:07	Would you like it... giftwrapped?
01:15:10	- Yes, all right.
01:15:15	Let me just pop it in the box.
01:15:19	There.
01:15:21	- Look, could we be quite quick?
01:15:24	Ready in the flashiest of flashes.
01:15:34	- There.
01:15:36	Not quite finished.
01:15:42	- I don't need a bag, I'll put it in my pocket.
01:15:46	- Really?
01:15:56	Ooh!
01:16:12	Could we be quite quick, please?
01:16:14	Prontissimo.
01:16:34	- What's that?
01:16:37	- Actually, I really can't wait.
01:16:41	Want to bet?
01:16:43	'Tis but the work of a moment.
01:16:48	There we go. Almost finished.
01:16:51	Are you gonna dip it in yogurt?
01:16:55	No, sir, we're going to pop it
01:16:58	I don't want a Christmas box.
01:17:00	- But you wanted it giftwrapped.
01:17:02	- The final flourish.
01:17:04	- All we need now...
01:17:07	...is a sprig of holly.
01:17:09	- No bloody holly.
01:17:11	- Leave it.
01:17:14	- Loitering around the jewellery section?
01:17:18	Don't worry. My expectations
01:17:20	after 13 years of
01:17:24	Actually, I do love this one.
01:17:26	(Darlene Love: All Alone On Christmas)
01:17:28	I've gotta know
01:17:30	Where do the Ionely hearts go...
01:17:36	- Hey!
01:17:39	Had to rent out my flat to pay for my ticket.
01:17:42	You're not actually going ahead
01:17:46	I bloody am.
01:17:47	You think this is full of clothes?
01:17:50	It is chock-a-block full of condoms.
01:17:53	Excellent. Excellent.
01:17:57	(Clears throat) Look, erm...
01:18:00	sorry to be a bit forward and all that but...
01:18:03	you don't fancy going for a Christmas drink,
01:18:07	Just maybe go and see something
01:18:13	Obviously, if you don't want to,
01:18:16	I'm rambling now, sorry.
01:18:18	No. That would be lovely.
01:18:20	Oh, great.
01:18:25	Yay!
01:18:26	You know, that is really great.
01:18:28	Normally, I'm really shy, takes me ages
01:18:33	(Repetitive drumbeats)
01:18:39	- Explain again why you're so late.
01:18:45	We've been waiting for hours,
01:18:49	...is a thing of the past
01:18:51	Maybe you can bring us all hope this year
01:18:54	Visions of sugarplums
01:18:57	(Karen) It was a starry night
01:19:01	and the baby Jesus was in his manger.
01:19:12	Sherlock Holmes is not a real detective.
01:19:15	(Russian) Is this the way to the train station?
01:19:18	I would like half-pint of churly.
01:19:22	I would like a one-day Travelcard.
01:19:25	(Portuguese) Oh, my God,
01:19:29	It must have been the prawns.
01:19:31	Milton Keynes has many roundabouts.
01:19:35	(Portuguese) My goodness,
01:19:39	It tastes delicious!
01:19:42	All alone on Christmas
01:19:43	Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas
01:19:46	All alone on Christmas
01:19:50	Tell me I've got to know
01:19:51	Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas
01:19:56	- You'll come back a broken man.
01:20:00	You are on the road to disaster.
01:20:03	No, I am on shag highway, heading west.
01:20:07	Farewell, failure.
01:20:09	America, watch out!
01:20:12	And he's got a big knob
01:20:17	(Santana Featuring Rob Thomas:
01:20:26	- Take me to a bar.
01:20:29	Just any bar.
01:20:33	(On jukebox) Man, it's a hot one
01:20:36	Like seven inches
01:20:39	- Can I help you?
01:20:42	- King of beers.
01:20:47	Oh, my God.
01:20:49	Are you from England?
01:20:52	- Yes.
01:20:55	that is so cute.
01:20:58	Hi, I'm Stacey. (Giggles)
01:21:01	Jeannie?
01:21:05	Yeah?
01:21:07	- This is...
01:21:11	Frissell.
01:21:13	Cute name.
01:21:15	- Jeannie.
01:21:18	Yep. Basildon.
01:21:20	- Oh.
01:21:23	Wait till Carol-Anne gets here.
01:21:28	(Stacey) Uh-huh.
01:21:33	- Hey, girls.
01:21:37	He's from England.
01:21:40	Well, step aside, ladies. This one's on me.
01:21:47	- Hey, gorgeous.
01:21:51	That is so funny!
01:21:54	- What do you call that?
01:21:56	(With English accent) "Bottle."
01:21:58	- What about this?
01:22:01	(Girls) "Straw."
01:22:02	- What about this?
01:22:05	- Table. The same.
01:22:08	- Where are you staying?
01:22:11	I'll just check into a motel like in the movies.
01:22:14	Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that is so cute.
01:22:17	No, no, no, listen. This may be a bit pushy
01:22:21	why don't you come back
01:22:24	- Yeah.
01:22:26	Well, if it's not too much
01:22:29	- Hell no!
01:22:32	What?
01:22:34	Well, we're not the richest of girls,
01:22:38	So we just have a little bed and no couch.
01:22:42	So you'd have to share with all three of us.
01:22:46	And on this cold, cold night it's gonna be
01:22:52	And we can't even afford pyjamas.
01:22:55	No?
01:22:57	Which means...
01:22:59	we would be naked.
01:23:06	No, no, I think it'd be fine.
01:23:08	- (Girls) Great.
01:23:10	The thing that's gonna make it
01:23:13	Harriet. You haven't met Harriet.
01:23:15	- There's a fourth?
01:23:17	Don't worry, you're totally gonna like her
01:23:21	- Really? Wow.
01:23:24	- Praise the Lord!
01:23:30	(AIl) Cheers.
01:23:32	If I could
01:23:34	Then I would
01:23:36	I'll go wherever you will go
01:23:40	Way up high
01:23:42	Or down low
01:23:44	I'll go wherever you will go
01:23:49	If I could turn back...
01:23:52	One present only each tonight.
01:23:55	- I have.
01:23:57	- I'll get it.
01:24:00	I think I want...
01:24:04	...this one.
01:24:08	but this is my other,
01:24:12	Thank you.
01:24:14	That's a real first.
01:24:16	- Rip it!
01:24:18	I'm going to... All right, I'll rip it.
01:24:27	God, that's a surprise.
01:24:31	(Daisy) What is it?
01:24:34	It's a CD. Joni Mitchell, wow.
01:24:38	To continue your emotional education.
01:24:40	Yes.
01:24:42	Goodness.
01:24:45	That's great.
01:24:47	- My brilliant wife.
01:24:52	Actually, do you mind if I just absent myself
01:24:56	All that ice cream. Er...
01:24:59	Darling, could you make sure
01:25:02	- Back in a minute.
01:25:05	(Bernie) Mine first. Mine.
01:25:08	(Joni Mitchell: Both Sides Now)
01:25:10	And Ferris wheels
01:25:14	The dizzy dancing way that you feel
01:25:19	As every fairy tale comes real
01:25:26	I've looked at love that way
01:25:32	But now it's just another show
01:25:38	And you leave 'em laughing when you go
01:25:44	And if you care
01:25:46	Don't let them know
01:25:50	Don't give yourself away
01:25:56	I've looked at love
01:25:58	From both sides now
01:26:01	From give and take
01:26:04	And still somehow
01:26:07	It's love's illusions that I recall
01:26:14	I really don't know love
01:26:21	I really don't know love at all
01:26:35	Tears and fears
01:26:37	And feeling proud
01:26:41	To say I love you right out loud
01:26:46	Dreams and schemes
01:26:49	And circus crowds
01:26:53	I've looked at life that way
01:26:57	Oh but now old friends...
01:27:00	Oh, my God.
01:27:01	It's a miracle. You're all dressed.
01:27:04	Come on, come on, come on,
01:27:07	Come on, then. In the car. In the car.
01:27:11	Well something's lost
01:27:14	But something's gained
01:27:17	In living every day
01:27:20	- Has she noticed you yet?
01:27:23	But the thing about romance is people
01:27:28	Of course.
01:27:31	By the way, I feel bad. I never ask you
01:27:35	Er-huh!
01:27:37	No.
01:27:38	As you know,
01:27:42	Unless Claudia Schiffer calls, in which case
01:27:47	- you wee motherless mongrel.
01:27:50	No, no. We'll want to have sex
01:27:55	(Male DJ)
01:27:58	'and the question is who is number one
01:28:02	'Is it Blue or the unexpected
01:28:06	'You might have guessed it
01:28:10	'It's Billy Mack.'
01:28:14	- You are the champion!
01:28:16	- 'Hi, Billy.'
01:28:18	'We're live across the nation
01:28:22	- 'How will you be celebrating? '
01:28:25	Er, either I could behave like
01:28:28	and get drunk with my fat manager...
01:28:30	or, when I hang up,
01:28:33	I'll be flooded by invitations
01:28:37	'Let's hope it's the latter. Here it is.
01:28:41	- 'it's Christmas Is All Around.'
01:28:45	I feel it in my fingers...
01:28:48	Bill, it's for you, babe.
01:28:51	Hello. Elton.
01:28:53	O-Of course. Of course.
01:28:57	Send an embarrassingly big car
01:29:00	(Crowd laughing)
01:29:02	It's gonna be a very good Christmas.
01:29:05	(Cheering)
01:29:13	- Right.
01:29:16	- My mum and... you know.
01:29:20	Erm...
01:29:22	- Well, good night.
01:29:27	Er...
01:29:34	Er... OK.
01:29:50	All I want for Christmas...
01:29:52	- is you.
01:29:56	Right.
01:29:58	Thank you. Good.
01:30:01	Good night.
01:30:04	Ha ha ha! Ho.
01:30:07	(Otis Redding: White Christmas)
01:30:13	Dreaming of a white...
01:30:16	Oh, look, everyone, it's Uncle Jamie.
01:30:19	Hi, Uncle Jamie!
01:30:21	Yes, oh, splendid. It's lovely to see you all.
01:30:26	And, er...
01:30:29	I'm off, actually.
01:30:30	But Jamie, darling.
01:30:33	Sorry.
01:30:36	Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
01:30:41	I hate Uncle Jamie!
01:30:43	(Girl) I hate Uncle Jamie.
01:30:46	And try to listen
01:30:50	To hear
01:30:53	Hear for the sleigh bells
01:30:55	That are ringing in the snow...
01:30:57	Gatwick airport, please. Fast as you can.
01:31:01	(Song continues on radio, quietly)
01:31:04	l-l-I
01:31:08	I'm dreaming
01:31:12	Of a white...
01:31:14	- Night, Sarah.
01:31:18	I, er...
01:31:24	- Merry Christmas.
01:31:31	I want you to know, may your day
01:31:34	May your day
01:31:38	Be so merry, merry and bright...
01:31:46	Hi, babe, how's it going? Yeah.
01:31:49	Is it all party, party, party down there?
01:31:52	All of your Christmases
01:31:55	And may all
01:31:57	And may all of your Christmases
01:32:02	Baby may your days
01:32:04	May your days be merry
01:32:08	Merry, so merry...
01:32:10	- Sam, time for dinner.
01:32:13	Sam, I've done chicken kebabs.
01:32:16	(Sam) Look at the sign on the door.
01:32:18	(Drumming)
01:32:22	Right.
01:32:30	It's a little long.
01:32:32	Dreaming,
01:32:38	(Doorbell)
01:32:40	I'll get it.
01:32:48	- Oh, hi.
01:32:55	It's carol singers.
01:32:57	Give them a quid and tell them to bugger off.
01:32:59	(Turns volume up)
01:33:03	Silent night
01:33:08	Holy night
01:33:12	All is calm
01:33:16	All is bright
01:33:20	Round yon virgin
01:33:25	Mother and child
01:33:29	Holy infant
01:33:33	So tender and mild
01:33:38	Sleep in heavenly peace
01:33:47	Sleep in heavenly peace
01:33:55	Silent night
01:33:59	Holy night
01:34:04	Shepherds quake
01:34:08	At the sight...
01:34:10	(Whispers) Merry Christmas.
01:34:12	Glories stream
01:34:16	From heaven afar
01:34:21	Heavenly hosts sing alleluia
01:34:30	Christ the saviour is born
01:34:38	Christ the saviour is born
01:34:47	Enough.
01:34:49	Enough now.
01:34:51	(Sound turned down)
01:34:56	(Doorbell)
01:34:58	What the hell are you doing here?
01:35:03	Well, I was there for a minute or two
01:35:08	- Really?
01:35:10	Come on. Just come up.
01:35:12	So what was this epiphany?
01:35:15	Erm, it... it was about Christmas.
01:35:18	You realised it was all around.
01:35:20	No. I realised that Christmas is the time
01:35:26	Right.
01:35:27	And I realised that, as dire chance
01:35:34	here I am,
01:35:36	mid-fifties,
01:35:38	and without knowing it,
01:35:41	with a chubby employee. (Snorts)
01:35:45	And, much as it grieves me to say it,
01:35:47	it might be that the people I love is, in fact...
01:35:54	you.
01:35:58	Well, this is a surprise.
01:36:00	Yeah.
01:36:02	Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're gay?
01:36:04	No, look. I'm serious here.
01:36:06	I left Elton's and a hefty number
01:36:12	in order to hang out with you at Christmas.
01:36:17	- Well, Bill...
01:36:26	but you turn out to be
01:36:33	And to be honest,
01:36:38	we have had a wonderful life.
01:36:45	Well...
01:36:48	thank you.
01:36:52	I mean, come on, it's been an honour.
01:36:56	I feel very proud.
01:36:59	Oh, look, don't be a moron.
01:37:09	(Clears throat)
01:37:11	Come on, let's get pissed and watch porn.
01:37:33	(Natalie) 'Dear sir, Dear David,
01:37:36	'Merry Christmas and I hope you have
01:37:39	'I'm very sorry
01:37:42	'It was a very odd moment
01:37:45	'Particularly because -
01:37:47	'if you can't say it at Christmas,
01:37:49	'I'm actually yours. With love, your Natalie.'
01:38:12	Jack, yeah, I need a car.
01:38:14	Right now. Thank you.
01:38:16	(Pointer Sisters: Jump)
01:38:27	Oh, don't wait up.
01:38:33	I'd like to go to Wandsworth, the dodgy end.
01:38:35	Very good, sir.
01:38:38	Tell me how you want me
01:38:41	I can feel it in your heart beat
01:38:45	I know you like what you see...
01:38:48	(Terry) Harris Street. What number, sir?
01:38:51	(David) Oh, God, it's the longest street
01:38:55	Wrap your love around me
01:38:58	You're so excited
01:39:01	(Doorbell)
01:39:03	Hello, does Natalie live here?
01:39:05	- No.
01:39:08	Here, aren't...
01:39:11	Aren't you the Prime Minister?
01:39:14	- Er, yes. In fact, I am. Merry Christmas.
01:39:18	Part of the service now. Trying to get round
01:39:22	(Doorbell)
01:39:26	Ah. Hello. Does Natalie live here?
01:39:29	- No, she doesn't.
01:39:32	- Are you singing carols?
01:39:35	- Please, sir, please.
01:39:41	Well, I suppose I could.
01:39:43	Please.
01:39:46	- All right.
01:39:50	Good King Wenceslas looked out
01:39:53	On the feast of Stephen
01:39:57	(Joins in with rich, deep voice)
01:40:00	Deep and crisp and even
01:40:04	Brightly shone the moon that night
01:40:07	- (Doorbell)
01:40:10	- Does Natalie live here?
01:40:13	She lives next door.
01:40:17	Ah. Brilliant.
01:40:20	You're not who I think you are, are you?
01:40:22	Yes and I'm sorry about all the cockups.
01:40:25	My cabinet are absolute crap.
01:40:28	Merry Christmas to you.
01:40:42	(Doorbell)
01:40:44	- (Chatting stops suddenly)
01:40:48	Is, er, Natalie in?
01:40:50	Oh, where the fuck is my fucking coat?
01:40:54	- Oh. Hello.
01:40:58	Erm, this is my mum and my dad
01:41:03	- Hello.
01:41:05	And, erm... this is the Prime Minister.
01:41:09	Yes, we can see that, darling.
01:41:12	And erm, unfortunately, we're very late.
01:41:14	It's the school Christmas concert,
01:41:17	All the local schools have joined together,
01:41:21	- Too much detail, Mum.
01:41:24	Well, I... just needed Natalie...
01:41:31	on some state business.
01:41:33	- Oh.
01:41:37	Right, er...
01:41:39	Well, perhaps you should
01:41:42	Er, Natalie.
01:41:43	I don't want to make you late for the concert.
01:41:46	- No, it's nothing, really.
01:41:49	- No, really, it doesn't matter.
01:41:53	Eight is a lot of legs, David.
01:41:55	Mm. Erm...
01:41:59	Listen, why don't I give you a lift
01:42:02	and then we can talk about
01:42:08	OK.
01:42:09	- Lovely, yes.
01:42:12	Hold tight, everybody.
01:42:21	- How far is this place?
01:42:23	Ah, right. Well, er...
01:42:28	I just wanted to say...
01:42:32	thank you for the Christmas card.
01:42:34	You're welcome.
01:42:36	Look, I'm so sorry about that day.
01:42:38	I came in and he slinked towards me
01:42:41	and he's the President of the United States
01:42:45	I just felt like such a fool because...
01:42:48	I think about you all the time, actually.
01:42:52	- And I think you're the man that I really...
01:42:55	...Iove.
01:42:56	That really was just round the corner. Er...
01:43:01	Erm...
01:43:05	Ow!
01:43:11	(Sighs)
01:43:13	Well, look, I...
01:43:17	I think I'd better not come in, you know?
01:43:21	Nobody wants some politician
01:43:24	No, please come. It'll be great.
01:43:28	No, I'd... I'd better not.
01:43:31	But I will be very sorry
01:43:36	to drive away from you.
01:43:39	Just give me one second.
01:43:55	John's been very mysterious.
01:43:58	- Erm... erm...
01:44:04	No!
01:44:36	Come on in. We can watch from backstage.
01:44:40	OK. Terry, I won't be long.
01:44:45	Look, this has to be a very secret visit, OK?
01:44:48	Don't worry. This was my school.
01:44:54	Look, the sheep are ready already
01:44:58	- Oh, David.
01:45:02	Oh, how are you?
01:45:04	Hi, guys. Hey, hey, hey. You all right?
01:45:08	What the hell are you doing here?
01:45:10	- Well, you know...
01:45:13	that these things are going on but it never
01:45:17	I thought it was time I did.
01:45:19	I didn't want anyone to see,
01:45:23	Good luck, Daisy, good luck, Bernie.
01:45:25	I've never been gladder
01:45:29	- Thank you.
01:45:32	Oh, now. We haven't been introduced.
01:45:35	Right. Well, this is Gavin.
01:45:38	- Hello, Gavin.
01:45:40	And this is Natalie, who's my, erm...
01:45:42	- who's my, erm, catering manager.
01:45:45	- Hi.
01:45:47	Watch he keeps his hands off you.
01:45:49	20 years ago, you'd have been his type.
01:45:51	I'll be very careful. Don't try something, sir,
01:45:56	- No, seriously.
01:45:58	Come on. Showtime. Quickly.
01:46:00	- Look, see you after, yeah?
01:46:03	- Thank you, Prime Minister.
01:46:06	- Come on.
01:46:08	Catch a falling star
01:46:11	Save it for a rainy day
01:46:16	Catch a falling star
01:46:20	Never let it fade away
01:46:24	Never let it fade away
01:46:28	Never let it fade away
01:46:33	(Cheering, applause)
01:46:40	Hillier School would now like to present
01:46:44	Lead vocals by ten-year-old
01:46:47	backing vocals coordinated by her mother,
01:46:49	the great Mrs Jean Anderson.
01:46:52	Erm, some of the staff
01:46:54	and for this, we ask you to forgive us.
01:46:59	Thank you.
01:47:01	(Applause)
01:47:06	(A capella) I don't want a lot for Christmas
01:47:10	There's just one thing I need
01:47:14	I don't care about the presents
01:47:17	Underneath the Christmas tree
01:47:21	I just want you for my own
01:47:24	More than you could ever know
01:47:28	Make my wish come true
01:47:32	All I want for Christmas
01:47:36	Is you
01:47:45	I don't want a lot for Christmas
01:47:48	There's just one thing I need
01:47:51	I don't care about the presents
01:47:54	Underneath the Christmas tree
01:47:57	I just want you for my own
01:48:00	More than you could ever know
01:48:03	Make my wish come true
01:48:06	All I want for Christmas is you
01:48:12	You baby
01:48:15	Oh, all the lights are shining
01:48:19	So brightly everywhere
01:48:23	And the sound of children's laughter
01:48:26	Laughter fills the air
01:48:29	Everyone is singing
01:48:31	I hear those sleigh bells ringing
01:48:34	Santa won't you bring me my honey
01:48:37	Won't you please bring my baby to me
01:48:40	I don't want a lot for Christmas
01:48:43	This is all I'm asking for
01:48:46	I just wanna see my baby
01:48:49	Standing right outside my door
01:48:52	Cos I just want you for my own
01:48:55	More than you could ever know
01:48:58	Make my wish come true
01:49:01	All I want for Christmas
01:49:05	Is you
01:49:09	All I want for Christmas
01:49:11	And you and you
01:49:15	And you and you
01:49:18	All I want for Christmas
01:49:22	(Cheering, whistling)
01:49:37	Right.
01:49:42	So, not quite as secret as we'd hoped.
01:49:44	- What do we do now?
01:49:48	Little bow.
01:49:53	And a wave.
01:50:08	Absolutely no idea.
01:50:11	I'll see you later, all right?
01:50:13	I'll speak to you. Bye.
01:50:17	Tell me, if you were in my position,
01:50:21	What position is that?
01:50:24	Imagine your husband
01:50:27	and, come Christmas,
01:50:30	- Oh, Karen...
01:50:33	- Good night.
01:50:36	Would you wait around to find out
01:50:38	or if it's sex and a necklace
01:50:41	or if, worst of all, it's a necklace and love?
01:50:46	Would you stay? Knowing life
01:50:51	- Or would you cut and run?
01:50:58	I am so in the wrong.
01:51:01	A classic fool.
01:51:03	Yes, but you've also made a fool out of me.
01:51:06	You've made the life I lead foolish, too.
01:51:11	Darling. Ooh, darlings!
01:51:14	Oh, you were wonderful.
01:51:17	My little lobster, you were so...
01:51:20	What is that word?
01:51:23	Orange.
01:51:25	Come on, I've got treats at home.
01:51:29	Sammy! Fantastic show!
01:51:34	- Thanks. Plan didn't work, though.
01:51:38	- Tell her what?
01:51:40	No way. Anyway, they fly tonight.
01:51:42	Even better. Sam, you've got nothing to lose
01:51:49	I never told your mum enough.
01:51:51	I should have told her every day
01:51:57	You've seen the films, kiddo.
01:52:03	OK, Dad. Let's do it. Let's go get the shit
01:52:07	Yes.
01:52:10	- Just give me one sec.
01:52:13	- Oh, I'm sorry.
01:52:16	That's OK.
01:52:18	- My fault.
01:52:22	You're Sam's dad, aren't you?
01:52:24	Yeah. Stepdad, actually.
01:52:27	- Daniel.
01:52:30	Carol.
01:52:32	- OK, I'm back. Let's go.
01:52:37	I hope we'll meet again, Karen.
01:52:40	Carol. (Laughs)
01:52:43	- I'll make sure we do.
01:52:49	(Carol laughs)
01:52:55	- Tell her.
01:52:57	- You know...
01:53:03	- Look, there she is.
01:53:05	Over there.
01:53:09	Oh, no.
01:53:12	It's OK, we'll go to the airport.
01:53:30	(Portuguese) Good evening.
01:53:32	- Senhor Barros?
01:53:35	I am here to ask your daughter
01:53:39	for her hands in marriage.
01:53:40	You want to marry my daughter?
01:53:43	Yes.
01:53:45	Come here,
01:53:46	there is a man at the door.
01:53:49	He wants to marry you.
01:53:51	But I've never seen him before.
01:53:52	Who cares?
01:53:54	You're going to sell me
01:53:56	Sell? Who said sell? I'll pay him.
01:53:59	Pardon me. I'm meaning
01:54:04	She's not here - she's at work. I'll take you.
01:54:07	You! Stay here.
01:54:09	As if I would. Stupid!
01:54:14	Father is about to sell Aurelia
01:54:23	Wait. Wait.
01:54:28	Oh, no.
01:54:31	You better not say yes, Father.
01:54:32	Shut up, Miss Dunkin' Donut 2003.
01:54:40	- Look, we're not actually flying.
01:54:44	Not even to let the boy say goodbye
01:54:50	No.
01:54:54	- I'm sorry, Sam.
01:54:57	Just a moment, I know I've got it.
01:55:00	- Unless...
01:55:02	- Do you want to make a run for it?
01:55:05	- You think I should?
01:55:08	- OK.
01:55:11	I must have left them
01:55:31	(Beeping)
01:56:14	(Inaudible through glass)
01:56:18	(Chattering excitedly)
01:56:25	Apparently he is going to kill Aurelia.
01:56:27	Cool!
01:57:02	Joanna.
01:57:05	Sam?
01:57:10	- I thought you didn't know my name.
01:57:15	Oh, Jesus. Here, I've gotta run.
01:58:08	- (Portuguese) Where is Aurelia?
01:58:11	This man wants to marry her.
01:58:13	He can't do that - she's our best waitress.
01:58:34	Boa noite, Aurelia.
01:58:37	Boa noite, Jamie.
01:58:54	Beautiful Aurelia...
01:58:57	I've come here with a view to asking you...
01:59:02	to marriage me.
01:59:05	I know I seems an insane person
01:59:11	but sometimes things are so transparency,
01:59:19	they don't need evidential proof.
01:59:24	And I will inhabit here,
01:59:30	Definitely go for England, girl.
01:59:33	You'll meet Prince William -
01:59:37	Of course I don't expecting you
01:59:43	and of course I prediction you say no...
01:59:49	but it's Christmas
02:00:01	Oh, God - say yes, you skinny moron.
02:00:07	(English) Thank you.
02:00:10	That will be nice.
02:00:15	Yes is being my answer.
02:00:19	Easy question.
02:00:21	(Portuguese) What did you say?
02:00:24	Yes, of course.
02:00:25	(Cheering)
02:00:28	Bravo!
02:00:54	(English) You learned English?
02:00:57	Just in cases.
02:01:15	(Beach Boys: God Only Knows)
02:01:31	I may not always love you
02:01:35	But long as there are stars above you...
02:01:38	Hello, Daisy.
02:01:39	- This one's Greta.
02:01:42	I'll make you so sure about it...
02:01:45	Here she is. This is Aurelia.
02:01:49	- Mark, didn't see you there.
02:01:52	Jamie's friends are so good-Iooking.
02:01:55	He never tells me this.
02:01:57	I think maybe now
02:02:00	picked wrong Englishman.
02:02:02	She can't speak English properly.
02:02:04	(Daisy) Dad! Dad!
02:02:09	Oh, God.
02:02:10	- Did you get us any presents?
02:02:13	(Bernie) Thanks, Dad.
02:02:18	- How are you?
02:02:23	Good to have you back.
02:02:25	Come on. Home.
02:02:30	There she is.
02:02:34	- Hi.
02:02:37	- Aw, he should have kissed her.
02:02:43	- All right?
02:02:46	- I might get a shag at last.
02:02:49	- Got to go.
02:02:52	Yahoo!
02:02:57	Now, this is Harriet.
02:03:01	- Hi. Really pleased to meet you.
02:03:05	I hope you don't mind,
02:03:11	This is Carla. She's real friendly.
02:03:15	Hello, you must be Tony.
02:03:19	I heard you were gorgeous.
02:03:21	God only knows
02:03:24	(Press shouting)
02:03:26	God only knows what I'd be without you
02:03:29	God only knows
02:03:33	- God, you weigh a lot.
02:03:36	God only knows what I'd be without you
02:03:40	God only knows what I'd be without you
02:03:44	God only knows what I'd be without you
02:03:48	God only knows what I'd be without you
02:03:51	God only knows what I'd be without you
02:03:56	God only knows what I'd be without you
02:03:59	God only knows what I'd be without you
02:04:03	God only knows what I'd be without you
02:04:07	God only knows what I'd be without you
02:04:11	God only knows what I'd be without you
02:04:15	God only knows what I'd be without you
02:04:18	God only knows what I'd be without you
02:04:22	God only knows what I'd be without you
02:04:26	God only knows what I'd be without you
02:04:30	God only knows what I'd be without you
02:04:33	God only knows what I'd be without you
02:04:40	(Kelly Clarkson: The Trouble With Love Is)
02:04:56	Love can be a many splendored thing
02:05:00	Can't deny the joy it brings
02:05:04	A dozen roses, diamond rings
02:05:07	Dreams for sale and fairy tales
02:05:11	It'll make you hear a symphony
02:05:15	And you just want the world to see
02:05:18	But like a drug that makes you blind
02:05:22	It'll fool ya every time
02:05:24	The trouble with love is
02:05:29	It can tear you up inside
02:05:33	Make your heart believe a lie
02:05:37	It's stronger than your pride
02:05:40	The trouble with love is
02:05:44	It doesn't care how fast you fall
02:05:48	And you can't refuse the call
02:05:51	See you got no say at all
02:05:56	Now I was once a fool, it's true
02:06:00	I played the game by all the rules
02:06:04	But now my world's a deeper blue
02:06:07	I'm sadder but I'm wiser too
02:06:11	I swore I'd never love again
02:06:15	I swore my heart would never mend
02:06:19	Said love wasn't worth the pain
02:06:22	But then I hear it call my name
02:06:25	The trouble with love is
02:06:29	It can tear you up inside
02:06:33	Make your heart believe a lie
02:06:37	It's stronger than your pride
02:06:40	The trouble with love is
02:06:44	It doesn't care how fast you fall
02:06:48	And you can't refuse the call
02:06:51	See you got no say at all
02:06:57	Every time I turn around
02:07:00	I think I've got it all figured out
02:07:03	My heart keeps calling
02:07:07	Over and over again
02:07:11	The sad story always ends the same
02:07:15	Me standing in the pouring rain
02:07:19	It seems no matter what I do
02:07:22	It tears my heart in two
02:07:25	The trouble with love is
02:07:29	It can tear you up inside
02:07:33	Make your heart believe a lie
02:07:37	It's stronger than your pride
02:07:40	The trouble with love is
02:07:45	It doesn't care how fast you fall
02:07:48	And you can't refuse the call
02:07:52	See you got no say at all
02:07:55	The trouble with love is
02:07:59	It can tear you up inside
02:08:03	(Girls Aloud: Jump)
02:08:10	Your eyes tell me how you want me
02:08:16	I can feel it in your heartbeat
02:08:19	You're so excited
02:08:23	Oh baby
02:08:24	I'll take you down, I'll take you down
02:08:29	Where no one's ever gone before
02:08:31	And if you want more
02:08:33	If you want more, more, more
02:08:37	Then jump for my love
02:08:41	Jump in
02:08:42	And feel my touch
02:08:44	Jump
02:08:48	Then jump for my love
02:08:52	I know my heart
02:08:54	Jump in
02:08:58	Jump
02:09:01	Then jump for my love
00:00:01
00:01:07	Motion! Motion!
00:01:09	There's the snap and off goes Devore.
00:01:15	Forty-four is killing us.
00:01:17	You want some of this, bitch?
00:01:18	Good one, Jake!
00:01:20	It's all good.
00:01:21	Call it out!
00:01:22	That is Tyler's 13th
00:01:26	Coming through! Coming through! I got it!
00:01:30	Third down and 10.
00:01:33	- Blue, 32.
00:01:35	There's the snap.
00:01:38	Pitch is wide to Moore.
00:01:40	And Jake Tyler makes
00:01:44	Loss of three yards on the play.
00:01:46	Keep it up, baby!
00:01:48	Now Tyler and Moore are at
00:01:50	They have been going at it all night long.
00:01:55	Lowe deep in the pocket.
00:01:56	Outside! Outside!
00:01:58	Now slings it out wide to Moore.
00:02:04	Tyler hit Moore on the dead run,
00:02:09	This could be it for the Hornets, folks.
00:02:11	You know, it's too bad about your old man.
00:02:17	The sauce. That shit will kill you.
00:02:22	What'd you say? What'd you say?
00:02:27	Tyler and Moore are going at it.
00:02:49	Hey, don't sweat it, Jake.
00:02:52	- Later, man.
00:02:56	Way to go out with a bang.
00:02:59	- Yeah.
00:03:02	I'll be all right.
00:03:03	Hey, come on, everyone's going over
00:03:07	No, man. I can't.
00:03:12	I can't believe you're moving
00:03:14	Orlando.
00:03:16	Yeah, well, I'd come visit you,
00:03:20	Could have fooled me.
00:03:24	Maybe I'll meet you out in Daytona
00:03:28	Yeah. Sure.
00:03:34	- Who's gonna keep you out of trouble?
00:03:41	Later, bud.
00:04:04	- What up?
00:04:10	It's a contact sport, Mom.
00:04:12	Your coach called.
00:04:15	You wanna know what the other guy said?
00:04:16	I'm not doing this when we go to Florida,
00:04:19	Then don't do it,
00:04:22	I'm late. I need you to help Charlie pack.
00:04:24	You guys start on the garage
00:04:27	Damn it, where are my keys?
00:04:28	Everything has to be ready for the movers
00:04:30	- Mom, I can do my own packing.
00:04:33	- Damn, where are my keys?
00:04:39	Thank you. Bye. Just do it, Jake.
00:04:52	Seventy-two. By flying in a V-formation
00:04:57	a flock of geese adds 72% more
00:05:04	Something about uplift.
00:05:07	1,392.
00:05:09	The number of useless facts in your head.
00:05:12	Miles from here to Orlando.
00:05:17	Do you hate me?
00:05:22	- Because of the move?
00:05:26	Famous Stampard Tennis Academy
00:05:29	You better make it to Wimbledon.
00:05:30	Make it? I'll win it.
00:05:34	Here, let me give you a hand with that.
00:05:35	- No, I got it.
00:05:59	Guess Mom forgot to bring
00:06:01	I'll get rid of it.
00:06:48	You know, we could just close it,
00:06:52	Nothing but open road
00:06:54	- What about Mom?
00:06:56	- She'd miss me.
00:07:48	- I got him!
00:07:56	You got him.
00:07:58	- Get him.
00:08:04	- Hey, I got this. I got this, man. I got this.
00:08:13	- Seriously, dude, I think he's got this.
00:08:21	- Get lost, man!
00:08:24	- You all right, bro? Are you ready?
00:08:27	- Fight!
00:08:28	Get your hands up.
00:08:40	You still with us,
00:08:43	The argument can certainly be made
00:08:48	but not all the symbols in this poem
00:08:54	What symbol or symbols might suggest a
00:09:01	Anybody?
00:09:05	Anybody? Anybody? Ms. Miller?
00:09:15	I'm sorry. You lost me at "vainglorious."
00:09:20	Come on. You have read the poem, I take it.
00:09:26	That's the Shield of Achilles.
00:09:33	The scenes of normal life depicted
00:09:38	on Achilles' shield suggest
00:09:42	Friends or family or what is at stake.
00:09:46	Wow! Not bad for your first day, Mr. Tyler.
00:09:50	We might all strive to emulate
00:10:03	Hey, Shield of Achilles, nicely done.
00:10:09	- I owe you one.
00:10:12	- I'm Baja.
00:10:16	Like my parents smoked too much weed.
00:10:19	- I'm Jake.
00:10:22	My brother's a tennis star.
00:10:27	Not bad. What about you?
00:10:33	I mean, other than sucking up
00:10:37	Probably not the smoothest move
00:10:40	Probably not.
00:10:43	Hey, can you help me find the 3-wing?
00:10:48	- It doesn't exist. Let me see?
00:10:51	Oh, it's the B-wing.
00:10:58	Your handwriting's harder to read
00:11:01	Looks like you didn't have
00:11:03	A book that beat up has got to
00:11:04	at least a couple of times.
00:11:06	- Maybe I bought it used.
00:11:11	- There you are!
00:11:13	Nice shirt, Kurt Cobain.
00:11:15	You are aware it's hotter than Satan's
00:11:20	Guys, give it a rest.
00:11:21	- Let's go, B, the lumberjack bores me.
00:11:38	J, guess what they clocked
00:11:40	I don't know, 1,000?
00:11:42	- There's food right here, honey.
00:11:45	- Eighty-five miles per hour.
00:11:48	- Isn't that great, Jake?
00:11:51	How's the new school? You like it?
00:11:54	It's great.
00:11:56	Okay, brainiac. Give me the speed
00:11:59	Not right now, Charlie.
00:12:02	How are the teachers?
00:12:04	- They're great.
00:12:09	It's great. Everything's great.
00:12:12	Living out of boxes.
00:12:17	I'd just say everything's just great.
00:12:20	You wanna run numbers, Charlie?
00:12:22	Four. The number of times that
00:12:25	And two. The number of times that he has
00:12:29	Six. The number of times I've had to
00:12:33	Tired of living out of boxes, Jake?
00:12:57	Dude! What's up?
00:13:03	Yo, I'm Max Cooperman.
00:13:07	Crack it.
00:13:10	- Jake Tyler.
00:13:13	I also know that there's
00:13:15	that's happy as hell you moved.
00:13:17	- How'd you know about that?
00:13:20	One guy shoots it, the whole world sees it.
00:13:23	Come on.
00:13:27	Look, when you hit my boy out
00:13:29	we did some homework.
00:13:31	And your clip, it's starting to
00:13:35	Look, people... People are talking.
00:13:39	See, we got it going on here, man.
00:13:42	All right, the other day,
00:13:45	that was completely organized.
00:13:48	- A totally sanctioned brawl.
00:13:53	I'm getting my chi together.
00:13:55	I'm learning the moves
00:13:57	Jean Roqua. Dude trained with the Gracies
00:14:01	Dude was a finalist in the Vale Tudo, right?
00:14:06	Look, check this out.
00:14:09	Wait for the right moment.
00:14:20	Look, I appreciate it and all.
00:14:27	What? Hey, but, dude. I mean, you're...
00:14:31	We're talking significant social profile here.
00:14:33	I mean, you are a natural born brawler.
00:14:36	I'm just not into it, man.
00:15:14	- Want a ride?
00:15:18	You sure? We can crank up the AC.
00:15:26	So, what? Is your car in the shop?
00:15:28	Yeah, yeah. If by shop you mean
00:15:33	Feel free to go pick it up for me
00:15:35	It's the silver one I cannot afford.
00:15:37	Oh, my God. You are poor!
00:15:41	So, there's this party tonight
00:15:45	- You gonna be there?
00:15:48	She's inviting you to a party
00:15:50	Does that make sense?
00:15:52	Sorry. Here's the address if you wanna go.
00:16:02	See you there?
00:16:04	Yeah. Thanks.
00:16:21	The kid was nine. He beat me, 6-3.
00:16:23	So he's younger than you.
00:16:25	You just have to give it time.
00:16:55	My compañero!
00:16:58	- Man!
00:17:01	Whose house is this?
00:17:03	That is a good question.
00:17:07	- No, I'm cool.
00:17:16	Drink, bitches!
00:17:20	That's disgusting!
00:17:33	Number one clip on YouTube.
00:17:35	- Max!
00:17:39	I'm gonna shove that camera up your ass.
00:17:41	- I'm not here.
00:17:48	on the dock.
00:17:51	- Yo, Ryan, what up, man?
00:17:55	You know I just came to party.
00:17:56	- How's it going? Good.
00:17:59	Hey, this is Jake.
00:18:02	- Ryan McCarthy.
00:18:05	- It's nice to meet you, man.
00:18:08	You're from Ohio, right?
00:18:11	Due west. It's Iowa.
00:18:14	Iowa... Dan Gable,
00:18:19	Yeah. The '72 games.
00:18:23	Exactly, man! Water.
00:18:25	Nice catch. Excuse me.
00:18:27	So, what do you make of Orlando?
00:18:30	Not really sure, man.
00:18:33	I hear you.
00:18:36	still don't know how I feel.
00:18:38	Bro, chicks wearing bikinis year round.
00:18:43	Little man's got a point.
00:19:02	- Unbelievable!
00:19:07	This ain't what?
00:19:11	No. The real action is lakeside.
00:19:14	Force times mass equals acceleration.
00:19:17	Fight night!
00:19:27	Anyone who wants to fight gets a shot.
00:19:39	A little black on brown.
00:19:42	And my personal favorite,
00:19:47	Yo, crazy bitch.
00:19:49	So, what do you think?
00:19:53	This is insane.
00:19:56	- Got anything like this back at home?
00:20:02	We are.
00:20:23	So? You ready?
00:20:26	Ready for what?
00:20:30	The main event.
00:20:33	That would be me and you.
00:20:39	Get the hell out of here, man.
00:20:44	I kind of think you are.
00:20:46	Hey, this is it, fight fans!
00:20:47	Ryan "The Terror" McCarthy
00:20:52	Yeah!
00:20:56	- Hold on, man.
00:21:01	you gotta take out the best.
00:21:05	I don't wanna be the best.
00:21:10	We all saw that video, right?
00:21:12	- Yeah.
00:21:14	That stuff was tight, man.
00:21:16	Sincerely, okay? One right hook
00:21:21	and the dude was stone.
00:21:23	Hey, Ry, I don't think Iowa's into it.
00:21:28	Well, we gotta give the people
00:21:34	You guys ready to see something?
00:21:37	- You?
00:21:39	I don't want to fight you, man.
00:21:44	You don't wanna fight?
00:21:50	Then what are you doing here?
00:21:51	He's getting cold feet.
00:21:58	Oh?
00:22:15	This is awkward.
00:22:23	You two have a good night.
00:22:27	Ryan, he's...
00:22:28	Where the hell are you going?
00:22:30	Hold up! Hold up, hold up.
00:22:35	I saw the clip, and you can bang, dude.
00:22:40	You know what they say about the Internet.
00:22:42	Yes, we do.
00:22:44	So none of that stuff is true, then?
00:22:48	Not even that part about your dad
00:22:52	wrapping his drunk ass around that tree?
00:22:57	You know, I can't figure out, though,
00:23:00	is what... What were you doing
00:23:04	Why didn't you just drive?
00:23:08	Wow, talk about dropping the ball there.
00:23:19	Get off of me!
00:23:20	Guess some of that stuff
00:23:26	It's okay. You want some gloves, huh?
00:23:29	Yeah. Get the gloves.
00:23:32	Yeah!
00:23:34	Come on, baby!
00:23:40	Go to war! Play to win.
00:23:43	All right, calm down, calm down.
00:23:47	Fight ends with a knockout or a tap out.
00:23:49	You ready?
00:23:51	You ready?
00:23:52	Get some, baby!
00:24:03	Nice right.
00:24:19	Cheap shot, man.
00:24:24	Iowa, that was a cheap one.
00:24:28	But you are good, okay,
00:24:30	and you have a good center of gravity.
00:24:32	But that old-school boxing shit, it just...
00:24:35	I don't know, it doesn't fly around here.
00:24:41	Stings, right? Bet it does.
00:24:47	Your leg's all jacked up.
00:24:54	Now for the bad news.
00:24:57	It's gotta end with you looking like a bitch
00:25:00	in front of everybody.
00:25:17	My boy's rocking!
00:25:19	- Get up, get up!
00:25:27	- Knockout! It's a knockout!
00:25:41	Damn, you're insane. He's getting up.
00:26:05	You sent him to bed.
00:26:11	Dude, stay down. Fight another day, man.
00:26:22	Hey, Ryan!
00:26:29	You ain't got shit.
00:26:57	Don't worry, man. You're gonna be okay.
00:27:07	There's some roaches here.
00:27:22	You want breakfast?
00:27:25	Whoa.
00:27:29	- What about the other guy?
00:27:32	- He look worse than you?
00:27:38	Hey, try not to say anything to Mom
00:27:41	Like I need to.
00:27:46	- Can you find your way to the bus?
00:27:51	Good man.
00:27:56	Good man.
00:27:59	Oh, my God, that new kid
00:28:02	The flannel kid, Ryan wrecked the dude.
00:28:12	What's wrong with her?
00:29:20	- What do you want, Charlie?
00:29:25	and Baja Miller.
00:29:29	Too easy.
00:29:37	- Way to commit to the move.
00:29:41	Well, you blew off school, man.
00:29:44	Trying to get an early jump
00:29:47	Look, there wasn't a lot you could do, man.
00:29:53	His dad's a psychopath.
00:29:57	But you, dude. You had heart.
00:30:05	What's that?
00:30:07	This is just some of the best
00:30:11	I told you I'm not into that UFC stuff.
00:30:13	Yeah, I got that impression last night.
00:30:16	Look, man, you gotta throw in some
00:30:20	Which is why I'm extending
00:30:27	Dudes on that disk all train with the guy
00:30:30	My teacher, Jean Roqua.
00:30:33	All right, and with some technique,
00:30:38	Achieve greatness.
00:30:42	Achieve an exit, please.
00:30:44	Dude, you're gonna tell me last night
00:30:48	- Nope.
00:30:51	- and not care.
00:30:56	- Well, then hide in here.
00:30:59	I bet under the bed's pretty safe, bro.
00:31:01	- You know, I bet it is.
00:31:31	Cool, man! How'd you find the club?
00:31:35	- The address on the DVD. It was real subtle.
00:31:39	In trouble? Change your position.
00:31:43	It's hurting me, hurting me.
00:31:49	Right? And squeeze.
00:31:53	Whoa, dude, dude, dude, the shoes!
00:31:59	Mr. Roqua, Mr. Roqua,
00:32:05	He's interested in taking classes here.
00:32:10	People who come here
00:32:15	- Walked into a door.
00:32:21	- So when can I start?
00:32:26	- It's just labels, dude.
00:32:31	This is not for beginners.
00:32:34	- You can observe, if you like. Max?
00:32:39	Please.
00:32:43	I'm a quick learner.
00:32:48	Everyone up! Circuit one! Let's go.
00:32:54	- What do I do?
00:32:57	One-minute intervals. Begin!
00:33:07	Breathe!
00:33:12	Section two. Time! Switch! Let's go.
00:33:20	Grab the rings, bro!
00:33:23	Push yourself. Pick it up, buddy. Let's go.
00:33:30	Time. Rotation. Let's go!
00:33:35	Come on! Pick it up, people.
00:33:44	Come on!
00:33:47	Pick it up! Time! Switch! Let's go.
00:33:54	Breathe!
00:33:58	Keep going! Don't give up. Never give up.
00:34:02	Never back down. Come on, pick it up.
00:34:06	Push yourself!
00:34:14	Okay.
00:34:17	Time!
00:34:21	Don't compact your muscles now,
00:34:29	That was a warm up?
00:34:31	Pair up. Go for the submission.
00:34:35	Miles.
00:34:39	Are you kidding me?
00:34:41	- I got 20 pounds on this guy.
00:35:00	Tap out.
00:35:07	Shoot the legs. Take his back!
00:35:14	Good use of your chin to block his knees.
00:35:22	Rear naked choke!
00:35:26	- Tap out, dude!
00:35:40	He's out. He's out, let him go.
00:35:43	You all right?
00:35:46	That wasn't so smart, buddy.
00:35:48	Couple of more seconds,
00:35:50	You don't give up, do you?
00:35:53	Tomorrow at 6:00. Don't be late.
00:35:59	One rule, Jake.
00:36:01	No fighting outside the gym.
00:36:03	No matter what, no matter who,
00:36:06	No fighting or you're out.
00:36:10	Yeah.
00:36:13	See you tomorrow.
00:36:16	That was amazing.
00:36:17	Oh, my God!
00:36:19	- It's no big deal.
00:36:21	Are you kidding me?
00:36:23	He tested you and you passed
00:36:27	Ass-kicking, skull-crushing,
00:36:31	You're gonna bring it on!
00:36:38	- Dude, where you going?
00:36:41	Get in the car.
00:36:45	This is your car?
00:36:47	No.
00:36:49	It's my baby.
00:36:59	I got it.
00:37:04	Wow.
00:37:06	Hey.
00:37:11	Hey, Jake.
00:37:12	Come on in.
00:37:20	Hey, could you give us a second?
00:37:24	- I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
00:37:29	Go away.
00:37:31	Well?
00:37:35	- You set me up.
00:37:38	You set me up so that your boyfriend could
00:37:44	I didn't know it would be like that.
00:37:47	I said I was sorry.
00:37:52	It was wrong.
00:37:55	Are you so different?
00:37:58	You wanted that fight.
00:38:01	You just didn't want to lose it.
00:38:04	You know, you better watch out,
00:38:05	because you're starting
00:38:13	My old school.
00:38:17	I was barely there a month.
00:38:22	My dad got transferred here,
00:38:25	and everything just got so easy.
00:38:34	Does that mean I'm supposed to feel
00:38:47	Sounds like my cue.
00:39:06	Hey. First class isn't for an hour.
00:39:09	I could use the extra work, remember?
00:39:15	Okay.
00:39:27	This should be enough for two months.
00:39:31	- That's a lot of money.
00:39:33	Sure it's worth it?
00:39:35	Never been more sure.
00:39:48	So, do you live here?
00:39:50	I thought you came to work out.
00:40:07	Add a round kick.
00:40:10	No, that's cool.
00:40:13	Three-punch combo, then a round kick.
00:40:25	You beat yourself
00:40:29	Your first day sparring with Miles,
00:40:33	Here you are trying so hard to kill the bag,
00:40:36	so your kick has no power.
00:40:39	Breathe with each strike.
00:40:47	Breathe.
00:40:51	- Breathe.
00:40:53	If you can't keep control
00:40:55	what happens against an
00:40:57	This bag weighs a frigging ton.
00:41:19	Each strike, you breathe.
00:41:26	- So is that it?
00:41:30	Your "Grasshopper" speech.
00:41:37	Still sure it's worth it?
00:41:49	Not just you, Jake. Everyone has their fight.
00:43:08	Nice work.
00:43:43	- Jake?
00:43:47	- Charlie had a match today.
00:43:50	Level of competition here,
00:43:54	You should come sometime.
00:43:59	That was Dad's thing.
00:44:03	Did you take $200
00:44:07	Hey, I asked you a question.
00:44:10	Did you take $200
00:44:15	- Yeah.
00:44:19	It's my money.
00:44:22	What did you spend it on?
00:44:26	What's in the bag?
00:44:32	Open the bag, please.
00:44:50	- You've been fighting?
00:44:52	You know, this is over.
00:44:54	Done.
00:44:57	Are we clear?
00:45:49	Today we're gonna try something new.
00:45:54	I'm gonna break you up
00:45:55	Suzanne, Elise and Corey,
00:45:58	Lydia will be a group for me.
00:46:00	Ms. Miller, Mr. Tyler will be a group.
00:46:03	You three here.
00:46:07	So what do you guys want to write about?
00:46:10	How about pride?
00:46:14	Betrayal.
00:46:18	Exoneration.
00:46:19	Treachery.
00:46:21	Sequaciousness.
00:46:23	That's bullshit. That's not even a word.
00:46:25	Yeah, it is. It's go with the flow,
00:46:29	Why do you have to be such a jerk?
00:46:32	- Yeah, this is my fault.
00:46:39	Unrequited?
00:46:50	What's up, Baja?
00:46:53	What's up, babe?
00:47:00	- We need to talk.
00:47:05	Are you sure you want to do this here?
00:47:09	Pretty sure.
00:47:11	Your fight with Jake Tyler was horrible.
00:47:15	Really?
00:47:17	I thought it was a pretty good party.
00:47:19	You said you were just
00:47:20	And then we sparred,
00:47:22	What is the deal?
00:47:24	It's over.
00:47:26	You can't be serious.
00:47:28	I'm sorry.
00:47:31	Because I gave
00:47:35	And loved it.
00:47:38	The only time you're happy
00:47:40	Wow.
00:47:44	Are you so self-righteous
00:47:50	You know, when you moved here,
00:47:52	You'd walk the halls like a ghost.
00:47:55	Being with me made you.
00:47:58	Thank you for making this so much easier.
00:48:05	- Don't do this to me.
00:48:08	So do I look happy?
00:48:12	Hey, hey!
00:48:14	- What are you going to do about it?
00:48:20	You're weak like your old man
00:48:23	was.
00:48:25	Watch your back, man.
00:48:30	Half-speed, both of you. Switch partners.
00:48:39	Forget half-speed.
00:48:42	- What? I eased off.
00:48:52	Clear your head. Let it go.
00:48:56	- Just giving it as good as I get it.
00:48:59	Should I go half-speed, too?
00:49:02	Whatever.
00:49:14	You're so set on hurting people,
00:49:17	- Easy, buddy.
00:49:19	Yes. It is your responsibility
00:49:22	- That is such bullshit.
00:49:26	Okay, show me your way.
00:49:38	Tap out. Calm down, buddy.
00:49:42	Go home and cool off.
00:49:44	Tomorrow is another day.
00:49:51	- At least I have a home.
00:49:54	- I said, "At least I have a home."
00:50:03	- Maybe I should check on him?
00:50:08	Hold up, dude! Slow down.
00:50:11	Let's just go.
00:50:27	You okay, dude?
00:50:29	My responsibility.
00:50:32	Jake?
00:50:47	Dude, relax.
00:50:57	- You got a problem, tough guy?
00:51:01	Jake, be cool.
00:51:04	Hey, get back in the car, faggot.
00:51:07	What are you gonna do about it?
00:51:42	Let's go!
00:52:07	That's Jake Tyler.
00:52:15	Yo, Harry, check this out.
00:52:17	I heard one of them almost died. Look.
00:52:20	Get out of here, man. Whatever.
00:52:21	No, seriously, I heard Tyler hit the kid
00:52:24	- That's in a Bruce Lee movie, you idiot.
00:52:27	- You guys sound like a bunch of bitches.
00:52:30	That was a good comeback, dude.
00:52:31	You know, it's funny. I just had a
00:52:34	Ask him.
00:52:35	How well do you know Jake?
00:52:37	- We're tight.
00:52:39	Yeah, but it's more of
00:52:43	- I'm his trainer.
00:52:46	Tell me more.
00:52:47	- More?
00:52:51	Happy?
00:52:54	- What are you talking about?
00:53:02	Why would you care?
00:53:09	Good question.
00:53:14	Well, looks like hotshot found himself
00:53:38	How's it going, badass?
00:53:43	You think I'm impressed?
00:53:52	Couple of wannabes in a yellow Hummer?
00:53:56	I could wreck you here and now.
00:54:01	What fun would that be?
00:54:06	You think you can make it through
00:54:10	I have.
00:54:11	Won the whole tournament twice.
00:54:14	That's where we'll get it on.
00:54:17	That's where this ends.
00:54:27	Not impressed.
00:54:29	Not even a little.
00:54:32	Enjoy the floor.
00:54:57	- Dude, where you going?
00:55:00	Did you forget I drove?
00:55:02	I'm walking.
00:55:04	Barely.
00:55:07	You okay?
00:55:10	What's the Beatdown?
00:55:14	Get in.
00:55:22	Straight up elimination tournament, dude.
00:55:24	The freaking Super Bowl
00:55:27	Everybody who brawls,
00:55:30	It's gladiator heaven.
00:55:46	When?
00:55:49	Like, sometime next month, man.
00:55:50	The fighters get the time and place
00:55:52	at the last minute.
00:55:59	Dude, do all you guys live
00:56:02	Bro, this is our guest house.
00:56:16	Push over.
00:56:29	What are you doing?
00:56:32	- Training.
00:56:35	- I just...
00:56:39	Fight outside the gym and you're done.
00:56:42	You don't train here anymore.
00:56:56	Out!
00:57:06	Want to tell me
00:57:08	- Not a big deal.
00:57:11	It's not like you.
00:57:14	- What about the other guy?
00:57:20	You think this is funny, Jake?
00:57:23	- How is that?
00:57:25	You're the one who's supposed to be
00:57:27	- I thought that was your job.
00:57:29	but all he wants is to be you.
00:57:32	You think you're the only one
00:57:34	You think you're the only one
00:57:36	I'd like to break stuff, too!
00:57:42	- Want to try that, Charlie?
00:57:45	Yeah, go on, break it.
00:57:51	- You feel better?
00:57:54	How about you, Mom? Feel better?
00:57:56	Yeah, I do.
00:57:58	But guess what, there's still a mess
00:58:00	and that is my job.
00:58:02	I can help.
00:58:04	Get out of here, both of you.
00:58:09	It wasn't a fight.
00:58:13	I got hit with a ball.
00:58:14	It was an overhead,
00:58:18	I'm sorry I lied, Mom.
00:58:21	I thought it sounded cooler
00:58:29	Still think you don't need to
00:59:27	Isn't this a little stalker-ish?
00:59:31	Yes, but he's not going to let you
00:59:35	so we gotta go outside.
00:59:39	Outside?
00:59:42	Dude, it's called 365 Combat for a reason.
00:59:46	Well, he's gotta leave sometime.
00:59:48	Come on, dude. I mean,
00:59:50	We need to be training.
00:59:52	- We?
01:00:00	Cool.
01:00:02	Whoa, he's leaving.
01:00:03	Let's go, baby, let's go.
01:00:24	I lied, the first class.
01:00:26	I had every intention
01:00:31	Is this your apology?
01:00:37	Okay, I lied because I wanted
01:00:40	that was pounding on me.
01:00:43	This guy, he's got the perfect life,
01:00:47	the perfect car, the perfect girlfriend.
01:00:50	You know,
01:00:52	I lied because I'm pissed off,
01:00:54	because I'm angry all the time.
01:00:59	I just...
01:01:02	I just had to say no, and I blew it.
01:01:05	That's all I needed to do, and I couldn't.
01:01:09	My dad, he was...
01:01:11	He was completely wasted, he was tanked.
01:01:15	He wanted to drive.
01:01:18	And I let him.
01:01:21	He went off the road,
01:01:26	hit a tree.
01:01:30	I made it.
01:01:32	He didn't.
01:01:35	I've just been letting my mom down,
01:01:39	getting into fights.
01:01:42	I don't want to be angry anymore.
01:01:44	The only time I'm not is...
01:01:49	It's when I'm in the gym
01:01:57	Be at the gym at 7:00.
01:02:02	Thank you.
01:02:03	You won't be thanking me tomorrow.
01:03:23	That was not cool.
01:04:13	Tap out.
01:04:16	That's what I'm talking about.
01:04:27	Yes!
01:04:46	What's with the gym being open every day,
01:04:51	And why do you live there?
01:04:56	Where's your family?
01:04:59	Come on, I won the race.
01:05:03	Okay.
01:05:06	My father moved from Senegal to Brazil
01:05:12	My father was proud to open
01:05:16	but he was even more proud
01:05:20	Right from the start, he was 10 times
01:05:23	I mean, we fought professionally,
01:05:30	We were at a local bar, Joseph and I,
01:05:34	and this guy
01:05:36	started mouthing off to Joseph,
01:05:38	saying ugly things to him.
01:05:40	Wanted to prove his manhood, I guess,
01:05:44	So I wanted to stop him.
01:05:46	I wanted to put this loudmouth in his place
01:05:49	But, of course, Joseph,
01:05:53	he beat him.
01:05:57	This local tough guy was
01:06:02	he left with his friends.
01:06:05	He then returned 10 minutes later
01:06:09	and shot Joseph in the head.
01:06:15	My father's favorite son.
01:06:21	- I couldn't face him after that.
01:06:30	Anyways,
01:06:32	you beat me once.
01:06:33	Think you can do it again?
01:06:37	Well,
01:06:38	I don't want to hurt an old man.
01:06:43	Come on, old man!
01:06:53	You have no way to win here.
01:06:56	Change it up. Go for position.
01:06:58	Trap my arm.
01:07:00	My leg here.
01:07:02	Now bridge and roll me over.
01:07:07	Now you have a chance to get in position.
01:07:15	A small chance.
01:07:26	Okay, okay, okay, okay, you win, you win.
01:07:30	I get it.
01:07:31	But you can't always change position.
01:07:36	In any fight, you can always
01:07:38	You just have to find a way.
01:07:43	- So it's on me?
01:07:46	Always.
01:07:58	Deuce.
01:08:04	How's he doing?
01:08:07	He's down 3-2 in the first set.
01:08:10	Hey, Charlie!
01:08:12	I thought you wanted to go to Wimbledon!
01:08:14	You got this!
01:08:15	Quiet, please.
01:08:20	That was subtle.
01:08:22	Yeah.
01:08:24	It's not our strong suit.
01:08:27	Deuce.
01:08:29	- I want to make things better, Jake.
01:08:33	- Everything's fine.
01:08:35	- We're significantly screwed up.
01:08:39	tremendously screwed up.
01:08:43	Yeah!
01:08:47	There you go.
01:08:49	I'm just grabbing a seat over there.
01:08:55	Hey.
01:08:57	I was thinking about what you said.
01:09:01	And?
01:09:03	I think that was total bullshit, what you did.
01:09:06	Wow.
01:09:07	This is going better than I ever expected.
01:09:12	But
01:09:17	I was the one who took the bait, okay?
01:09:21	I chose to fight.
01:09:23	You tried to apologize,
01:09:28	You had nothing to do with that.
01:09:57	Thank you.
01:10:02	Apologies are good.
01:10:07	Yeah, they are.
01:10:13	Anything else you need to apologize for?
01:10:18	It's a long list.
01:10:37	Hello, can I help you?
01:10:39	My son Jake trains here.
01:10:42	- Jake Tyler.
01:10:45	Your son is a very good fighter.
01:10:47	Something every mother longs to hear.
01:10:50	Jake is much more than just
01:10:52	Is that what you say about all
01:10:58	They're a lot less angry
01:11:00	than when they walk in.
01:11:03	Okay.
01:11:05	That's fair.
01:11:07	When I first met Jake, I thought,
01:11:10	"Here's another kid who has a hard time
01:11:15	But now I see he's just afraid of them.
01:11:19	I know that Jake thinks
01:11:23	for the death of his father.
01:11:25	Do you?
01:11:37	This is for next month.
01:11:43	- Thank you.
01:11:46	Make sure he keeps all his teeth.
01:11:48	My dental plan doesn't kick in
01:11:53	Here, a mouth guard.
01:11:56	My dental plan.
01:12:00	Thank you.
01:12:04	Jake is a good kid.
01:12:06	I know he is.
01:12:21	It's on, dude. Beatdown is tomorrow night.
01:12:26	I don't think I'm gonna do that, man.
01:12:29	Yeah, man. Right.
01:12:31	No, really. I'm serious.
01:12:35	I'm not gonna fight at the Beatdown.
01:12:38	What?
01:12:40	- Why not?
01:12:43	Not me.
01:12:45	Dude.
01:12:47	I'm sorry, man. Come on.
01:12:49	Let's just grab a seat with the girls.
01:12:52	I mean, Baja's friend has been
01:12:57	Babes.
01:12:59	The one thing better than brawling.
01:13:08	So, you play Xbox a lot?
01:13:15	"Useless junk."
01:13:17	You sure you don't need a bigger box?
01:13:25	Tools of his trade.
01:13:31	Those look kind of cute on you.
01:13:34	They're still sweaty.
01:13:36	- Sorry.
01:13:44	Get up.
01:13:46	I said, "Get up."
01:13:48	Okay, I'm up.
01:13:53	Nice contact.
01:13:55	Two older brothers, one bathroom.
01:13:59	Show me.
01:14:00	Show you what?
01:14:02	What you got.
01:14:04	Show me.
01:14:07	You got good stance.
01:14:10	You love my stance.
01:14:13	I do.
01:14:16	Can you take it to the ground?
01:14:23	You see, it's about submission.
01:14:26	You wanna be able to make
01:14:28	Tap out?
01:14:30	You wanna make it so painful
01:14:40	I don't tap out.
01:14:48	You wanna tap out?
01:14:53	Do you want to tap out?
01:15:12	Okay.
01:15:15	Hey, Charlie.
01:15:16	What are you guys doing?
01:15:19	Wrestling.
01:15:20	Yeah.
01:15:22	What's up?
01:15:24	Phone. Mom.
01:15:26	- Okay.
01:15:30	Big wrestling fan.
01:15:41	Okay, okay.
01:15:42	Hi.
01:15:45	Yo, Aaron.
01:15:46	Fresh batch, baby. You want one?
01:15:48	No, thanks, Mr. McCarthy. I'm good.
01:15:50	Come on, man. Don't be a punk.
01:15:53	And don't call me Mr. McCarthy.
01:15:54	- I'm not that old.
01:15:58	I think we're good.
01:16:01	All right.
01:16:06	Are you getting smart with me here
01:16:10	I asked you a question.
01:16:12	Are you getting smart with me here
01:16:16	You wanna be the best,
01:16:24	All right, I can take a hint. It's all good.
01:16:28	- I'll see all you guys later, all right?
01:16:34	Shit. Can you believe Tyler bailed
01:16:39	What? Why?
01:16:42	He's scared of getting his ass kicked, man.
01:16:44	That's not the word on the street, man.
01:16:47	Oh, yeah?
01:16:49	What is it?
01:16:51	What is the word on the street?
01:16:54	My bet is that he can kick your ass.
01:16:59	What?
01:17:07	What's up?
01:17:08	Just hitting the mats.
01:17:10	You're training with Roqua.
01:17:14	Mad Max, master of the ground and pound.
01:17:17	Yeah, dude.
01:17:19	Thanks.
01:17:22	So, I heard your boy doesn't want
01:17:26	That's correct. He's out.
01:17:28	Would have been sick, right?
01:17:31	Guess we'll never know.
01:17:35	Take it easy.
01:17:42	Hey, you wanna come hang at the house?
01:17:46	Show some of the guys
01:17:50	Sure thing, man.
01:17:53	Hey, no, come on. Ride with me.
01:18:03	Max! Max!
01:18:15	Come on, dude. Jump kick some more.
01:18:17	Nice. Lower it.
01:18:18	Let's go.
01:18:22	- Check it out.
01:18:25	Hey, man, you gotta...
01:18:27	You wanna kind of, like,
01:18:29	Seriously, most fights end
01:18:32	And then when that happens,
01:18:33	You know, we can do without
01:18:35	Sit down, Max.
01:18:36	Don't laugh at him, you assholes.
01:18:40	He's right.
01:18:42	Most guys lose because they get winded.
01:18:45	Right?
01:18:46	- Right.
01:18:48	Come on. Me and you.
01:18:51	Let's teach these boys a lesson, huh?
01:18:54	Yeah.
01:18:55	Come on.
01:18:59	Guard up. Guard up. Guard up.
01:19:02	You know, you can tell everything about
01:19:10	Shit.
01:19:15	When you get tagged,
01:19:19	back the hell up or get the hell in.
01:19:25	Dude, I don't have any gear on.
01:19:27	That's what it comes down to.
01:19:30	You're either backing out
01:19:36	Ryan, don't! Stop!
01:19:41	Jesus, Ryan!
01:19:44	You know, I don't think
01:19:47	You just wait.
01:19:48	Indian Poker's gonna be huge.
01:19:50	See, Hold 'Em's all about luck.
01:19:52	This, thinking man's game.
01:19:55	Raise you two blues.
01:19:58	I got a strange feeling I should fold,
01:20:08	How do you win every time?
01:20:11	It is a thinking man's game.
01:20:16	So, you wanna wrestle?
01:20:20	Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
01:20:22	Hurry up. Go. Hurry up, man. Go.
01:20:32	Jake?
01:20:38	Max! Max!
01:20:41	Oh, no! Call 911!
01:20:45	It's gonna be okay, man.
01:20:58	Fractured ribs, six stitches
01:21:05	That must have been one hell of a fall.
01:21:09	You're gonna be fine,
01:21:10	but we'll have to keep you here
01:21:13	- Called your parents?
01:21:16	Are they coming?
01:21:19	- We have to call the police.
01:21:21	Why not?
01:21:26	I need to borrow your car.
01:21:31	Jake!
01:21:32	Jake, wait!
01:21:34	He's baiting you, just like at the party.
01:21:36	- This is different.
01:21:39	'Cause from right here it looks like
01:21:40	you're giving him exactly what he wants.
01:21:41	Who's next? You? Charlie?
01:21:45	Jake, walking away and giving up
01:21:49	Good, 'cause I'm not doing either one.
01:22:11	Hey, Jake!
01:22:14	Jake!
01:22:16	Where's Max?
01:22:21	He's in the hospital.
01:22:24	That boy
01:22:26	whose truck Max got into, he hurt Max.
01:22:32	- Revenge...
01:22:35	Revenge has nothing to do with this.
01:22:37	Listen, whatever your reasons,
01:22:39	the consequences will be the same.
01:22:43	That's fine by me.
01:22:46	Do this and you can never come back
01:22:48	I let you get away with it once, not twice.
01:22:53	Wait. Wait!
01:22:54	What? You think this is what I want?
01:22:55	To never train with you again just to
01:22:58	give some asshole
01:23:00	Then stop. Let it go!
01:23:08	The night my dad died,
01:23:10	I just let him drive.
01:23:12	I didn't even try to stop him.
01:23:15	Doing nothing has consequences, too.
01:23:17	You cannot live in the past, my friend.
01:23:19	Really?
01:23:21	If you could go back
01:23:25	- Don't push me.
01:23:28	- I know that you would have...
01:23:30	Seven years.
01:23:33	Seven years, I have not seen my family,
01:23:36	my friends.
01:23:38	And every day, like the day before,
01:23:40	I wake up, wash my face,
01:23:48	disgusted.
01:23:51	Why not go back?
01:23:56	And face my father?
01:23:59	The last time he spoke to me
01:24:02	he said both of his sons died that night.
01:24:12	If that's what you believe,
01:24:16	then he was right.
01:24:18	You gave up.
01:24:21	Sometimes fighting the fight
01:24:23	means that you have to do the one thing
01:24:27	that you don't want to do.
01:24:30	You have to fight for his forgiveness.
01:24:33	You can't just hide here forever.
01:24:36	At least I can't.
01:24:39	I'm gonna stop this guy.
01:24:42	Win, lose, it makes no difference.
01:24:47	It ends tonight.
01:24:50	This is my fight.
01:24:53	Everyone's got one.
01:25:00	Jake.
01:25:04	No matter what happens,
01:25:07	control the outcome.
01:25:10	It's on you.
01:25:11	Always has been.
01:25:38	Come in.
01:25:41	I was wondering...
01:25:47	I don't want to lie about this.
01:25:53	I'm not gonna ask you to.
01:26:31	Hold up.
01:26:33	No, no, no, he's cool.
01:26:36	You have fun, Jake.
01:27:10	Everybody do what they gotta do.
01:27:12	Yeah.
01:27:14	That's right.
01:27:15	It's 12:00 right about now.
01:27:18	Beatdown!
01:27:20	Lock the doors, nobody gets out alive.
01:27:25	Beatdown! Beatdown! Beatdown!
01:27:35	The first match is about to begin.
01:27:37	Let's give it up for Camin and Mintz!
01:27:46	This is a no holds barred match.
01:27:49	No eye gouging,
01:27:54	Bout ends with a tap out or a knockout.
01:27:58	Fight!
01:27:59	Come on, Mintz!
01:28:06	Check that right.
01:28:11	Do it, man!
01:28:12	Camin and Mintz!
01:28:15	It's gonna go down!
01:28:19	Whoa! It's over.
01:28:23	Kick to the face.
01:28:25	Mintz is going on to the next round!
01:28:28	Yeah!
01:28:30	Show your stuff. Show your stuff.
01:28:35	Jake Tyler, checking in.
01:28:37	We're still in the first round.
01:28:38	And we have 32 fighters
01:28:43	And right about now, we got the new guy,
01:28:47	against current Beatdown King,
01:29:02	Oh, my God!
01:29:06	Wow!
01:29:15	Ryan is so hot!
01:29:16	Check mine out, too, yeah.
01:29:19	Strictly for the ladies.
01:29:26	New guy, he's been doing some push-ups,
01:29:28	but he's still a dead man walking.
01:29:38	McCarthy and Tyler.
01:29:44	Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
01:29:45	Slight mix-up, man.
01:29:48	It's McCarthy versus Taylor.
01:29:50	I'm sorry, y'all.
01:29:53	and not McCarthy versus Tyler.
01:29:55	We made a mistake. We misread. I'm sorry.
01:29:58	I can't read sometimes.
01:30:01	Don't boo me. I'll beat your ass.
01:30:02	You dodged a bullet there, huh?
01:30:04	Stick around. This'll be quick.
01:30:17	Oh, knee to the head!
01:30:30	Beatdown King.
01:30:44	Leg lock!
01:30:52	Jake Tyler!
01:31:03	Yeah!
01:31:39	Reversal!
01:31:55	He tapped out! He tapped out!
01:32:01	Jake Tyler returns from the dead.
01:32:24	Yeah!
01:32:40	Only eight guys left, people!
01:32:42	And we got Jake Tyler versus Dak-Ho.
01:32:48	Down! Let him bring it!
01:32:52	Jake Tyler is hurt!
01:32:54	A kick to the ribs.
01:33:00	Many exchanges with these two.
01:33:02	Watch out!
01:33:04	Superman!
01:33:05	Punch to the face!
01:33:07	Dak-Ho!
01:33:09	- Come on!
01:33:13	Bust that pretty face!
01:33:22	Tyler slams Dak-Ho.
01:33:37	Leg lock! He's got the ankle.
01:33:40	I think it's a wrap for Jake Tyler.
01:33:48	Reversal!
01:33:52	Jake Tyler, back from the dead.
01:33:58	Triangle choke!
01:34:03	He tapped out!
01:34:05	It's over! It is over!
01:34:10	Jake Tyler is going on to the semi-finals.
01:34:13	I can't believe it! Dak-Ho is out of there!
01:34:16	Fight fans have got to love it.
01:34:21	Give it up for the new guy, Jake Tyler!
01:34:43	Hey!
01:34:45	Are you sure you can fight?
01:34:48	Yeah. Just give me a minute.
01:35:00	I said just give me a minute.
01:35:05	So, I show up,
01:35:09	You look like shit.
01:35:13	That's an insult to shit.
01:35:16	What are you doing here?
01:35:20	I guess I couldn't walk away either.
01:35:24	Why not?
01:35:27	I went back and sat with Max after you left,
01:35:30	wondering when...
01:35:33	If someone from his family
01:35:40	Then I realized they already had.
01:35:43	I get it,
01:35:46	why you're fighting.
01:35:53	It's like the Shield of Achilles.
01:35:57	You're fighting so that
01:36:03	Shield of Achilles.
01:36:08	Nicely done.
01:36:14	You can do this.
01:36:21	This is the semi-final round!
01:36:24	Looks cute, but it's not enough.
01:36:28	Body slammed on the floor!
01:36:32	Come on, champ. What are you doing?
01:36:36	He ain't even fighting back.
01:36:39	This ain't the Ryan McCarthy
01:36:42	Give us a show, baby!
01:36:49	He taps out. Villa taps out!
01:36:52	Ryan McCarthy is the winner!
01:36:57	Give it up again!
01:36:58	Yeah!
01:36:59	Let him hear it, y'all. Let him hear it!
01:37:01	We love you, Ryan!
01:37:03	McCarthy is going on
01:37:04	- to the Championship Round!
01:37:05	Let me see.
01:37:08	McCarthy! Illegal move. DQ. Eye gouge.
01:37:11	- Eye gouge?
01:37:13	- Get over there.
01:37:15	- Hold on, y'all!
01:37:19	Ryan McCarthy eye gouges Villa!
01:37:21	He is disqualified.
01:37:36	This is Jake Tyler versus Tommy Kline.
01:37:48	Oh, yeah!
01:37:52	Are you ready?
01:37:54	Ready?
01:37:58	Fight, already!
01:38:00	- What happened to McCarthy?
01:38:03	Fight!
01:38:09	Did he just tap out?
01:38:11	You're not serious!
01:38:13	Come on, let's go.
01:38:16	Jake Tyler taps out!
01:38:22	The winner by default is Tommy Kline.
01:38:25	So, what the hell is going on tonight, man?
01:38:29	All right, y'all.
01:38:30	I guess the championship match
01:38:35	Sounds like a bad law firm.
01:38:36	I'm pissed off.
01:38:40	You sure you're okay?
01:38:42	Yeah.
01:38:45	What the hell was that?
01:38:52	This is about me and you.
01:38:59	You giving up? Is that what you're doing?
01:39:01	No. I showed up. I'm here. I'm ready.
01:39:09	There's nobody here to watch now.
01:39:11	That's all you care about, right?
01:39:14	"Spectator sport"?
01:39:18	That's all you got.
01:39:20	Now you got nothing.
01:39:23	Walk away from it, man.
01:39:32	Ryan, stop!
01:39:48	It's on.
01:39:50	The real championship is going on outside.
01:39:55	Where the hell y'all going?
01:39:57	Y'all can't leave the Beatdown like that.
01:40:00	Fight? Oh, shit!
01:40:12	Light them up, man!
01:40:16	Watch his feet!
01:40:17	Kill him, Ryan!
01:40:23	Come on, Ryan. You past his door, baby.
01:40:28	Don't let him tie you up!
01:40:32	Come on, grapple with him.
01:40:36	Yeah, baby. Come on, Ryan, get up!
01:40:39	Come on, Ryan! Get up!
01:40:41	Come on, Ryan. You did it before.
01:40:51	Jake, you're weak, man. You're weak, Jake.
01:41:06	This is the Beatdown right here!
01:41:09	You got moves!
01:41:10	Nice shield! Nice shield!
01:41:15	Go for the ribs, Ryan. He's hurt.
01:41:22	Come on, Ryan! Get him!
01:41:33	Come on, Ryan! Get out of it!
01:41:38	Come on, Ryan!
01:41:48	Crack those ribs, baby.
01:41:51	Go, Ryan!
01:41:52	Ryan, stop it!
01:42:00	Jake! Come on!
01:42:12	Don't freak out, man!
01:42:32	Jake!
01:42:38	What the hell are you doing?
01:42:39	Ryan, you're an asshole!
01:42:40	Come on, Jake! Tap out, man!
01:42:42	Jake!
01:42:43	What are you doing? Ryan!
01:42:45	Ryan, let go!
01:42:47	You're gonna kill him, Ryan!
01:42:51	Jake!
01:44:01	Yeah!
01:44:06	Sorry.
01:44:48	You should not be driving a stick.
01:44:50	That's big talk from a guy
01:45:25	Hey, Max. You okay?
01:45:28	Improving significantly.
01:45:32	Yeah!

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