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00:01:40 - If I was going, I'd go as a...
00:01:44 Yeah.
00:01:45 - Judy Baumer's going as a twirler.
00:01:49 I'd rather go as Cinderella
00:01:52 Peter Pan's a boy.
00:01:55 - Phillip could go as Peter Pan.
00:02:01 - Why can't we just go once?
00:02:05 Our personal beliefs lift us
00:02:10 - I'll get it.
00:02:15 Trick or treat!
00:02:17 I'm sorry, we don't take
00:02:20 Excuse me?
00:02:22 We're Jehovah's Witness.
00:02:25 - Hey, Phillip Perry.
00:02:29 How'd you know it was me?
00:02:31 Come on, go eat your supper.
00:02:34 Come on, kids, let's go
00:02:37 Sorry for the bother.
00:02:56 - Evening, Larry. Forget something?
00:03:01 - When are we gonna grab a cold one?
00:03:46 - Hey, daddy!
00:03:50 - You sure this goes on up to the vents?
00:03:55 Because if it don't,
00:04:00 You punk thief.
00:04:15 Move.
00:04:35 Damn if that old man ain't right.
00:05:18 Here's your trick!
00:05:23 Bombs away!
00:05:26 Oh, good one!
00:05:30 We really got him.
00:05:55 You and me must be living right,
00:06:00 Let's get something straight.
00:06:04 As soon as we're on our way...
00:06:06 ...that's it.
00:06:11 Who said I liked you?
00:06:42 Keep your mouth shut.
00:06:45 God, I'd love to blow your brains out.
00:06:58 Good night, Larry.
00:07:10 Good night, Larry.
00:07:24 Come on, wake up.
00:07:37 I like that one.
00:07:39 You sure are picky.
00:07:44 Hey, there's a Buick.
00:07:46 I don't want a Buick. I want a Ford.
00:07:50 Fords leak oil.
00:08:00 Take the Buick.
00:08:03 As soon as we cross
00:08:09 I'm tired of waiting around.
00:08:16 ...for a Ford.
00:08:47 Go wake up your sisters.
00:09:13 I take mine fried.
00:09:41 A little on the bland side.
00:09:44 Give me some of that ketchup,
00:09:55 You haven't got a man around here,
00:10:01 No!
00:10:14 We got a fighter here now!
00:10:17 No!
00:10:20 Oh, lookie here. Look, you got
00:10:27 No!
00:10:30 No!
00:10:41 I'm bleeding! You happy?
00:11:04 What's your name, boy?
00:11:07 Phillip.
00:11:11 Okay, Phillip, reach down
00:11:21 - Give it to me.
00:11:31 Pick it up and bring it over to me.
00:11:57 Point it at me.
00:12:05 Point it.
00:12:08 Now say "Stick 'em up."
00:12:16 Stick 'em up.
00:12:21 Perfect.
00:12:30 Put the gun down, old timer.
00:12:34 Put it down. You couldn't hit me
00:12:40 Leave her be.
00:12:41 - Mama?
00:12:44 It's all right.
00:12:46 - Are you deaf?
00:12:49 Put it down.
00:12:51 Set it down! Down.
00:12:56 Shut up!
00:12:58 - I vote we take her.
00:13:00 Then how are we gonna get out of here?
00:13:06 - We'll take the boy.
00:13:23 Ain't you folks ever heard
00:13:48 I got it, sir.
00:13:53 Press has been waiting
00:13:56 I hear you.
00:14:06 Yeah, I hear you. I understand.
00:14:09 I understand.
00:14:12 Yeah. No, I'm here.
00:14:21 What'd he say?
00:14:23 - Who?
00:14:25 Well, he reminded me
00:14:29 - Hi.
00:14:31 I hope you don't drink before noon.
00:14:35 Oh, no, I don't.
00:14:38 The last one we had here,
00:14:43 - Last what?
00:14:46 Penny Monroe.
00:14:48 I believe you have me confused.
00:14:51 I was assigned by the governor.
00:14:54 Adler, what is this?
00:14:57 It rings a bell. I think they sent
00:15:03 - Who did?
00:15:07 I'm Sally Gerber, criminologist
00:15:12 - Tom Adler, Texas Rangers.
00:15:17 Well, it's a new procedure. I was
00:15:22 "Work with state law officials
00:15:27 ...with the police."
00:15:30 It includes parole, as well as
00:15:35 We'll be right there, Marge.
00:15:37 They're getting antsy, Red.
00:15:44 The idea is that an understanding
00:15:48 ...should, in parole situations, help
00:15:53 And in penal escape situations...
00:15:55 ...could identify those selfsame
00:16:02 - Let me tell you, Miss Gerber...
00:16:06 Let me tell you, Sally...
00:16:08 ...this is not an escape.
00:16:12 And no talking around in circles
00:16:16 - And what will?
00:16:20 ...that's a medulla with an antenna,
00:16:43 We got a handful of caps,
00:16:48 He's a smart guy, huh, Phillip?
00:17:00 Goddamn!
00:17:09 Okay, boys, that's enough!
00:17:13 Did the kid say anything?
00:17:15 - Good morning, Red.
00:17:18 - So, what do you think?
00:17:21 We're very proud of this baby.
00:17:23 Governor ordered it
00:17:27 - You know President Kennedy's coming?
00:17:33 Latest technology.
00:17:36 ...full kitchen, sleeping quarters.
00:17:40 Got room for gun racks.
00:17:42 Stove, fridge, even got a phone
00:17:46 - Fine piece of machinery.
00:17:48 ...once it's back,
00:17:52 It's perfect for lots of situations.
00:17:57 We'll take it.
00:17:59 Chief? Stop taking pictures!
00:18:02 - Governor's gotta ride in it tomorrow.
00:18:08 But, Red...
00:18:11 - What's your name?
00:18:14 - Not anymore. Bradley?
00:18:18 - You know how to work all the gadgets?
00:18:22 Okay, take a seat.
00:18:25 Excuse me, Red.
00:18:27 This here's Bobby Lee.
00:18:32 They want him to tag along.
00:18:38 Red, what am I supposed
00:18:41 Well, you tell him that
00:18:45 ...from his office,
00:18:51 Oh, hell.
00:19:01 Hey!
00:19:10 Hello?
00:19:21 You coming or aren't you?
00:19:39 Not a scratch! You hear me, Suttle?
00:19:42 On the truck! On the trailer!
00:19:57 Why the hell we stopping?
00:20:01 - You said you had a cousin near here.
00:20:06 So call him. See if we can shack there
00:20:39 Why'd he take the keys?
00:20:43 So I won't leave him.
00:20:47 Would you leave him?
00:20:52 Oh, yeah.
00:21:25 He must've moved.
00:21:27 Probably couldn't have heard him
00:21:32 - You ever try that shit again...
00:21:36 What?
00:21:39 You were starting to threaten me.
00:21:42 It ain't a threat.
00:21:45 It's a fact.
00:21:50 Here, kid, take the wheel.
00:21:56 In two seconds, I'm gonna
00:21:58 That's a threat.
00:22:11 And that's a fact.
00:22:14 I'm gonna kill you for that.
00:22:18 And that's a threat.
00:22:21 Beginning to understand
00:22:53 Phillip, listen up.
00:22:57 - Get beer.
00:23:02 - Point it right between his eyes.
00:23:07 If he so much as moves,
00:23:11 Right here, see?
00:23:20 You're a fucking crazy man.
00:23:24 That's a fact.
00:23:43 How do? Where's your sodas?
00:23:46 The hot ones are there. The cold ones
00:24:03 You ever shot a gun before, boy?
00:24:09 Pow!
00:24:11 - Knock you on your ass.
00:24:17 No...
00:24:19 You ain't never shot no gun before.
00:24:23 Living with three split-tails.
00:24:31 You'll probably grow up queer,
00:24:38 Now...
00:24:41 ...I'm gonna lean up here
00:24:47 Okay?
00:24:49 Just so that we can talk.
00:24:55 There we go.
00:24:58 Now we can have a real man-to-man.
00:25:03 You are a man, now, ain't you?
00:25:08 - Will this do it for you?
00:25:15 Those are some real cute
00:25:20 Your mama sew your name in them?
00:25:27 Let's see what you got down there.
00:25:33 Kind of puny, ain't it?
00:25:38 The hand is quicker than the eye.
00:25:48 Son of a bitch.
00:25:59 Come on up here
00:26:05 - Those.38 shells you got up there?
00:26:08 Why don't you give me a box?
00:26:13 Goddamn! Jesus!
00:26:18 Jesus!
00:26:39 Here, boy.
00:26:48 All is forgiven, boy.
00:26:54 You best come here, boy.
00:27:58 Hey, boy, you best hope
00:28:10 What're you gonna do? Hit me with it?
00:28:19 But you and me are friends.
00:28:50 You got a phone?
00:28:53 No.
00:28:56 Go inside, lie down till we're gone.
00:29:08 Well, you coming?
00:29:14 Get in.
00:29:39 Red, I got a spot on them. A store
00:29:45 Yeah. Well, move that roadblock
00:29:49 - Figure they got that far?
00:29:54 They're just glad to be out.
00:29:58 Sunday drive, I like that. I never
00:30:05 Is something bothering you?
00:30:10 It's perhaps premature, but...
00:30:13 ...do you have an auxiliary roadblock
00:30:17 What makes you so sure
00:30:20 If you got something in your craw,
00:30:25 Their situation is an accommodation.
00:30:32 Haynes and Pugh are opposites, right?
00:30:35 Haynes is a criminal's criminal.
00:30:39 Pugh has a rap sheet littered
00:30:44 - They'll split soon.
00:30:48 What are they gonna do?
00:30:52 It's happened before.
00:30:54 It's a dilemma they'll address soon.
00:31:00 We don't have a dilemma.
00:31:03 They'll get rid of one hostage and keep
00:31:12 Command, put your roadblock on 288,
00:31:20 That's right, 50 miles.
00:31:23 Uh-huh.
00:31:26 We need to talk, Chief Garnett.
00:31:29 You can call me Red.
00:31:31 Red...
00:31:34 ...why are you so hell-bent
00:31:37 I'm only hell-bent on one thing.
00:31:41 ...you'll find having a sense of humor
00:31:45 I have a fine sense of humor.
00:31:50 ...so you can play hero to morons
00:31:55 Oh, shit! Damn.
00:31:59 Arthur Godfrey said this stuff keeps
00:32:06 So that's my answer?
00:32:08 This is your first time in the field?
00:32:12 I thought so.
00:32:16 You think I'm some dumb schoolgirl...
00:32:19 ...who's wandered
00:32:22 You're wrong. I don't mean to boast...
00:32:25 ...but I happen to be one of the two
00:32:31 I didn't ask that.
00:32:34 I expected to be allowed to do the
00:32:41 I like the governor. He and I go
00:32:46 But he knows that win, lose or draw,
00:32:51 Yeah, I got that.
00:32:55 And I call that horseshit,
00:32:59 No, I'll tell you what's horseshit.
00:33:03 That's the guy
00:33:07 If this thing goes bloody,
00:33:12 Me, I'm the one who...
00:33:19 I'll tell you what. You see me making
00:33:25 I might not agree, but I'll listen.
00:33:28 As for wounded pride, I'll buy
00:33:33 ...but right now I got better things
00:33:39 Yeah.
00:33:42 - Good. So who's the other one?
00:33:47 You're one of the two brains.
00:33:51 Haynes. We tested him in prison.
00:34:03 Thank you.
00:34:08 Are you gonna shoot me?
00:34:11 No! Hell, no.
00:34:14 Me and you are friends.
00:34:23 If I was choosing a running buddy, I'd
00:34:32 - We got a positive I. D?
00:34:36 Not five minutes ago,
00:34:47 Yeah.
00:34:49 At least now we know who's in charge.
00:34:55 You ever ridden
00:34:58 - You have. What do you think this is?
00:35:04 You're looking at this bass-ackwards.
00:35:10 I'm the captain
00:35:15 Out there, that's the future.
00:35:21 If life's moving too slow,
00:35:26 ...you step on the gas right here.
00:35:29 See?
00:35:32 And if you want to slow her down,
00:35:38 ...and you slow her down.
00:35:46 This is the present, Phillip.
00:36:01 Yes, sir, we're time-traveling
00:36:10 We gotta find us a Ford. My daddy
00:36:20 That's an intercom system.
00:36:23 Now, you can get and give information
00:36:27 - How's it work?
00:36:32 But if you've got
00:36:35 Bradley, dang it!
00:36:37 You will blow the speakers.
00:36:41 My God...
00:36:42 There.
00:36:44 That should put his pecker
00:36:48 Dick humor, unique.
00:36:52 Now, in a perfect world...
00:36:54 ...we'd lock arms and thrash
00:36:58 In a perfect world,
00:37:02 Adler, we're proceeding on FM 1491.
00:37:05 Our locals are heading out.
00:37:10 No, we'll just keep cruising.
00:37:38 Okay, we're gonna do
00:37:41 You ever play cowboys and Indians?
00:37:46 See that Ford sedan?
00:37:50 I want you to sneak over there
00:37:54 See if the keys is in it.
00:38:00 Don't have to if you don't want to.
00:38:03 But I'd appreciate it,
00:38:17 Hey, Phillip! Phillip!
00:38:20 Check for a radio too.
00:38:49 It's got keys and a radio. I checked.
00:38:54 Good man.
00:38:56 Can we stop at the filling station?
00:39:00 - What for?
00:39:06 This here's nature, Phillip.
00:40:38 - That's my car!
00:40:55 Get in the car, Phillip!
00:40:59 Phillip, get in the car!
00:41:01 Jump!
00:41:28 - Goddamn, how many RCs did you drink?
00:41:41 Adler, if we get a clean shot,
00:41:45 Red, if they get a clean shot,
00:41:55 No.
00:41:59 I don't want any half-ass sergeant
00:42:04 - Right thing to do, he's got the boy.
00:42:11 - Maybe, maybe not.
00:42:16 Well, he's better off now
00:42:19 That third eye Pugh is sporting
00:42:24 Then why not just shoot to kill?
00:42:28 Now, there's a brainstorm.
00:42:30 The roadblock's got
00:42:33 - You still want to go to the farm?
00:42:41 Never met a brown-eyed Phillip before.
00:42:44 - Who are you named after?
00:42:49 - You and your old man get along?
00:42:53 Toss the ball around,
00:42:57 No, sir.
00:43:01 Why the hell not?
00:43:03 He ain't around, really.
00:43:07 Well, he is or he ain't.
00:43:13 When's the last time you saw him?
00:43:24 Me and you got a lot
00:43:28 The both of us is handsome devils.
00:43:31 We both like RC Cola.
00:43:33 And neither one of us got
00:43:41 My mama says he'll come back.
00:43:48 Well, she's lying to you,
00:43:52 All right? He ain't ever coming back.
00:44:01 Guys like us, Phillip...
00:44:03 ...we gotta be on our own.
00:44:06 Seek foolish destiny.
00:44:09 That sort of thing.
00:44:18 You responsible
00:44:22 That's right.
00:44:25 - What?
00:44:29 Seems like somebody's been
00:44:34 I'd put that on a list if I was you.
00:44:41 Well...
00:44:43 ...ain't no bodies here, thank God.
00:44:49 - You got the keys to this vehicle?
00:44:52 - See if we got a pry bar in the car.
00:45:03 Here you go, Red.
00:45:05 - You might want to wait in the boat.
00:45:19 Well, there's our bureaucrat.
00:45:34 Nice to know the boy's
00:45:39 - I don't want...
00:45:42 Without it,
00:45:47 - Want some water?
00:00:07 All right, then, let's go.
00:00:13 First, we gotta come up with some
00:00:18 Names to call each other
00:00:22 You go ahead and you think one up.
00:00:25 - Whatever name you want.
00:00:28 Any name you want.
00:00:36 Well, hello there,
00:00:39 Looks like he needs some pants.
00:00:42 As a matter of fact, shoes and new
00:00:47 Go with the lady, Buzz.
00:00:50 - Buzz.
00:00:54 Buzz, what a cute little name.
00:01:29 Oh, look, a friendly ghost.
00:01:34 Boo.
00:01:36 Not very scary. But you'll have
00:01:41 It's a good price too.
00:01:46 A bandit.
00:02:04 Oh, shit!
00:02:06 - Pete.
00:02:08 This is Terrance. I think I got it.
00:02:15 - What do you think?
00:02:21 Will that be all for you today, sir?
00:02:27 You folks are about the grinningest
00:02:36 Mr. Willits holds
00:02:39 The friendliest employee gets
00:02:51 Pete, I'm all set down here. You?
00:02:54 Copacetic. Let's just keep him tied up
00:02:59 The hunt continues for Butch Haynes...
00:03:02 ... who escaped from the security unit
00:03:06 Haynes, 6'1 ", 185 pounds with
00:03:12 - He was last seen in...
00:03:15 Buzz has his heart set on a Halloween
00:03:21 - four miles south of Desdemona.
00:03:26 ... Haynes has an 8-year-old
00:03:31 Authorities have found
00:03:34 We'll get it next time.
00:03:38 - hostage taken by Haynes
00:03:43 Billings' body was found
00:03:46 The car, used in the prison escape...
00:03:50 ... was discarded near a farm where
00:03:55 The stolen car is a yellow Ford sedan.
00:03:58 Anyone who spots it should contact
00:04:02 As we reported earlier,
00:04:06 You're truly the friendliest clerk
00:04:13 Thank you for shopping Friendly's.
00:04:16 Copy, 149, hold your 20.
00:05:13 Damn!
00:05:20 What the...
00:05:33 He's coming back!
00:05:39 Get out of there!
00:05:45 I knew something was wrong
00:06:10 Look, he left his little boy!
00:06:17 He's got the Casper costume!
00:06:27 Buzz, you little shit!
00:06:33 Up to you, Buzz!
00:06:43 You'll never get away with this,
00:06:50 You ain't so friendly.
00:07:21 Take them nasty skivvies off,
00:07:28 - What do you got there?
00:07:33 From the store?
00:07:36 You kiped it?
00:07:41 Well, hell, Phillip, put it on.
00:07:45 You ain't mad?
00:07:49 Let's understand each other.
00:07:53 But if there's something you need bad
00:07:58 ...it's okay to take a loaner
00:08:01 It's what you call
00:08:08 What's wrong?
00:08:10 Nothing.
00:08:13 You don't want to get undressed
00:08:19 You embarrassed because I might
00:08:25 It's...
00:08:27 ...puny.
00:08:30 - What?
00:08:35 Who told you that?
00:08:40 Let me see.
00:08:45 Go on, I'll shoot you straight.
00:08:51 Hell, no, Phillip.
00:09:00 Here they come.
00:09:25 He bought some tape, rope,
00:09:29 The kid could have gotten away,
00:09:32 - Probably scared to death.
00:09:36 - The kid stole a Halloween outfit.
00:09:41 With a pit stop in Noodle,
00:09:46 - There's more roads than people there.
00:09:49 Poor counties. They half-finish
00:09:53 If anybody knows them back roads,
00:09:57 Okay...
00:10:01 ...so...
00:10:03 ...I'm Robert Haynes. Everybody calls
00:10:09 ...but grew up in the French Quarter
00:10:12 What's she doing, Red?
00:10:16 I killed a man when I was 8.
00:10:20 How did you kill him?
00:10:22 Shot him with a.38. There was always
00:10:27 That's what they called it,
00:10:32 - What did the authorities do?
00:10:37 ...so the whole thing got swept
00:10:41 They didn't even send him to the juvie?
00:10:45 Put me in school. I was three
00:10:49 - Things are going pretty good now.
00:10:53 - And when I'm 12, Mama dies.
00:10:58 Delilah Jane Haynes hung herself
00:11:03 Post-mortem check uncovered
00:11:06 - Where's your father?
00:11:10 Ditched when I was 6.
00:11:15 Popped back up after Mama died.
00:11:18 He'd just been put on parole,
00:11:23 - A year later, I'm back in trouble.
00:11:30 Saw a Ford coupe I couldn't resist.
00:11:34 - Hell, that ain't no big deal.
00:11:38 But the judge didn't. I got four years
00:11:44 That's where he learned to be
00:11:52 Butch, why don't you tell us
00:11:56 ...and save us some trouble.
00:11:59 See, you missed it.
00:12:02 ...isn't near as important
00:12:06 Shit! Because I'm running,
00:12:09 ...I'd just as soon go north,
00:12:13 It's a fun little game...
00:12:15 ...but right now, Haynes doesn't have
00:12:24 Hold your pointing finger
00:12:28 Okay, you got three lines
00:12:33 Each one's an inch.
00:12:40 One...
00:12:42 ...two...
00:12:45 Six.
00:12:48 You're a hell of a navigator, Phillip!
00:12:51 A lot smarter than Terry.
00:12:54 Of course, who you gonna brag
00:13:00 Lookie there!
00:13:05 - What is it?
00:13:09 And there's people inside,
00:13:17 Go like this,
00:13:25 - What do you think?
00:13:34 The boy stole a Halloween costume?
00:13:40 - Which one?
00:13:45 - That was them passing us!
00:13:48 - That was them!
00:13:50 Bradley, turn around!
00:14:14 It's not safe to do more than 65
00:14:21 They're coming fast.
00:14:23 Get down in the seat
00:14:26 - Why?
00:14:29 Because I said so.
00:14:32 You're burning her up!
00:14:34 Hold on.
00:14:38 - Come on!
00:14:59 - What're you doing?
00:15:04 What are you doing now?
00:15:07 Uh, Red...
00:15:10 Shit.
00:15:18 Red?
00:15:25 Red's gonna be pissed now.
00:15:39 Oh, God!
00:15:45 Are you trying to kill us?!
00:15:47 Shit.
00:15:49 Yeah.
00:15:53 - Oh, my God.
00:16:15 Red, they wanna know
00:16:20 - He was laughing and waving.
00:16:23 No.
00:16:27 - They said the boy looked A-Okay.
00:16:31 He'll be fine, Mrs. Perry.
00:16:34 This'll be over before you know it.
00:16:37 You'll be home with your boy.
00:16:42 I want you to know
00:16:45 ...of a new high-tech mobile home
00:16:50 It's an amazingly futuristic piece
00:17:04 Started this road 20 years ago.
00:17:14 It appears to me
00:17:22 It's up to you.
00:17:24 We can backtrack to the highway
00:17:28 Where are we going?
00:17:37 It's Alaska, Phillip.
00:17:40 Last of the wild frontier.
00:17:43 - It's pretty.
00:17:46 - You ever been there?
00:17:51 I just got the one postcard.
00:17:55 But anyhoo,
00:17:58 - You feel like a hike?
00:18:01 Can't be more than, say...
00:18:04 ...1500 miles.
00:18:11 You're probably right.
00:18:24 - What's it look like?
00:18:31 Rations for one, at best.
00:18:35 Come on.
00:18:54 Red!
00:18:55 The governor insists on having the
00:19:03 Tell him to come get it.
00:19:05 Yes, sir.
00:19:14 - Where are we going?
00:19:24 - What's the matter?
00:19:28 Huh?
00:19:30 My mama doesn't allow it.
00:19:33 - Trick-or-treating? Why not?
00:19:37 It's against your...
00:19:43 Jehovah's Witness.
00:19:52 Now, Phillip, I'm asking you.
00:19:54 I ain't asking your mother or Jehovah.
00:19:58 You wanna go trick-or-treating or not?
00:20:26 Okay, all you gotta do
00:20:29 And when they answer it,
00:20:48 Now, wait till they come.
00:20:56 Now, Phillip.
00:20:57 Trick or treat.
00:20:59 If you ain't the cutest little ghost
00:21:03 - Say it again.
00:21:06 Since Halloween was yesterday,
00:21:11 And you missed them caramel
00:21:21 Just wait right here.
00:21:25 Perfect.
00:21:53 - What do you say, Phillip?
00:22:08 Never underestimate the kindness
00:22:13 You sure there's no meat in there?
00:22:15 Spam maybe? Vienna sausage,
00:22:21 Nothing.
00:22:28 - Can you make some mustard sandwiches?
00:22:33 Well, go to it.
00:22:48 Here, you can spread it with that.
00:22:56 Yeah, that one's mine.
00:23:37 Be right back.
00:23:48 Don't be stingy with that mustard, now.
00:24:05 Hold it right there. You can go.
00:24:16 Butch!
00:24:19 Butch!
00:24:21 - Phillip!
00:24:27 - Grab the kids. Quick! Run!
00:24:30 Forget the car, Bob.
00:24:34 It's only got 1000 miles on it!
00:24:37 - Phillip, hit the brake!
00:24:47 Oh, my!
00:25:01 - Bad brakes.
00:25:07 Bob Fielder.
00:25:09 Edgar Poe.
00:25:12 That scared me silly. You know,
00:25:19 - Yeah, she's a beaut, all right.
00:25:21 Bob, what with my brake problem,
00:25:29 Me and my boy live
00:25:33 - I could pick up the car when l...
00:25:42 The brake, Phillip!
00:25:44 Step on the brake!
00:25:52 Hell of a job, Phillip!
00:26:06 You all right? I'd be happy
00:26:10 No trouble at all, Bob.
00:26:17 Thank you, sir.
00:26:26 All right, thank you.
00:26:29 Can I see your license, sir?
00:26:31 All right, thank you very much.
00:26:38 - Can I see your license, please?
00:26:46 We got an escaped convict.
00:26:50 Okay, thanks.
00:27:09 - We got two cars at your disposal.
00:27:14 Have them hold tight. I think we got
00:27:20 Tell those roadblocks to call in dogs
00:27:24 We'll check every road and every farm
00:27:30 There's my Geritol.
00:27:52 - Patsy, look at what you're doing.
00:27:56 Look at what you did!
00:27:58 What is wrong with you?
00:28:02 I told you twice not to jump up
00:28:07 It's all over your father's new car!
00:28:11 Just get your bottom there
00:28:19 It's okay, sugar.
00:28:25 - So much for the new car smell.
00:28:30 This'll be fine right here, Bob.
00:28:39 But I do have one more favor to ask.
00:28:59 Just a loaner, Bob. Not to worry.
00:29:02 You'll get her back.
00:29:08 It's new, so if you'd keep it under 45
00:29:14 You know I will, Bob.
00:29:24 - They look funny.
00:29:27 But Bob did the right thing.
00:29:29 What if he'd put up a fight?
00:29:32 I might've had to shoot him.
00:29:37 No, Bob's a fine family man.
00:29:39 That's about the best thing
00:29:47 Hold on, we're almost there.
00:29:53 Keep together.
00:30:00 Got through at Aspermont.
00:30:04 Damn. Call Amarillo and tell them we
00:30:09 Okay, Red.
00:30:10 Tell you the truth, I hope they make it
00:30:16 I got things I could be doing.
00:30:21 - I don't know. Let me look.
00:30:25 - Red, they got T-bones in the fridge.
00:30:30 - And Tater Tots!
00:30:33 That so?
00:30:37 I do like Tater Tots.
00:30:40 Can't find a coon-ass waltz
00:30:48 That stuff you told me about not
00:30:53 ...was you pulling my leg?
00:30:56 No, sir.
00:30:58 - What else ain't you supposed to do?
00:31:03 - You're shitting me.
00:31:08 You've never been to a carnival
00:31:12 No.
00:31:13 - Cotton candy?
00:31:18 ...red.
00:31:19 No, it's not, it's pink.
00:31:22 Never ate none though.
00:31:24 - Roller coasters?
00:31:30 You have a goddamn American right to
00:31:36 I do?
00:31:38 Hell yes, you do.
00:31:48 Faster, Butch! Faster!
00:31:58 Faster!
00:32:01 Yeah!
00:32:05 Come on, Butch, faster!
00:32:20 Yes, sir.
00:32:22 - You fellas dig in now.
00:32:29 It's hot.
00:32:37 You think you're pretty smart, now,
00:32:40 Excuse me?
00:32:43 Well, you ain't smart,
00:32:47 Please.
00:32:49 I think business and pleasure should
00:32:57 I mean, take me. I love my work.
00:33:02 So did Hitler.
00:33:04 Goddamn, you got a mouth on you.
00:33:07 How do you like your steak, Sally?
00:33:10 Rare.
00:33:12 Good. I'll wipe its ass, herd it
00:33:17 On second thought, medium rare.
00:33:23 I don't care who you work for.
00:33:25 You're here for one reason only.
00:33:33 Anything else, chief?
00:33:37 Yeah.
00:33:39 You're in my office. Get out.
00:33:57 Here you go.
00:34:01 Thank you, Father, for your
00:34:06 Amen.
00:34:08 Now, dig in, Buzz.
00:34:10 We call him that
00:34:14 If it's dead, he'll swoop and chow.
00:34:27 You Dottie?
00:34:29 Eileen. Dottie died.
00:34:32 Her son runs the place, but...
00:34:35 ...he ain't never here.
00:34:38 Never?
00:34:40 He leaves around 4. You know,
00:35:01 If you need me,
00:35:21 Eat your food.
00:36:10 - Buzz, you can eat mine if you want.
00:36:16 Very polite.
00:36:19 Well, I try hard but, you know,
00:36:23 My mama's not dead.
00:36:28 Okay, Buzz, go on out in
00:36:48 So is she dead or not?
00:36:54 Well, his biological mother is alive.
00:36:58 She gave him up for adoption
00:37:02 My dead wife, that is.
00:37:05 She is... was Phil...
00:37:09 Buzz's stepmother. So she's his mom.
00:37:13 Was his mom.
00:37:15 Stepmom.
00:37:18 But she's dead.
00:37:21 I am so sorry.
00:38:03 Nosy little fella.
00:38:10 Get in the car.
00:38:31 You mad at me?
00:38:33 No.
00:38:37 You kissed her, huh?
00:38:40 Just barely.
00:38:45 Why?
00:38:48 Because it feels good.
00:38:51 - Ain't you seen your mama kiss a man?
00:38:59 You kissed her backside, huh?
00:39:04 Well, it's kind of hard
00:39:08 I know how it must've looked.
00:39:14 - Hell, I don't know how it looked.
00:39:19 - Who?
00:39:24 Yeah, Phillip.
00:39:26 Yeah, I love her.
00:39:32 I kissed her butt, didn't I?
00:40:02 If things go our way...
00:40:04 ...we'll be in Alaska
00:40:10 Get the jump on winter.
00:40:21 What's wrong?
00:40:24 I want to go home.
00:40:27 - Then why didn't you stay at the store?
00:40:32 - Because why?
00:40:37 They'll put me in jail.
00:40:43 Same difference, Phillip.
00:40:46 Same difference.
00:40:52 We'll get you home soon.
00:40:55 I swear, okay?
00:41:03 - Butch?
00:41:07 I can drive.
00:41:12 Done proved that, ain't you? There's
00:41:17 Lots and lots of stuff.
00:41:24 See if Bob's got a notepad
00:41:28 Good old Bob.
00:41:31 - Can you write?
00:41:34 Good enough.
00:41:36 Make a list of everything you ever
00:41:42 Like what?
00:41:45 Like...
00:41:48 ...cotton candy.
00:41:50 Cotton candy.
00:41:53 Hell, I don't know, it's your list.
00:42:02 - Butch?
00:42:05 How do you spell "rocket ship"?
00:42:11 I'll let those fellas
00:42:15 A few more hours of it, anyway.
00:42:18 We'll get the patrol cars in
00:42:27 Does that bring back any memories?
00:42:36 You got a file on me too?
00:42:38 Hey, it's the '60s, Red.
00:42:44 Just because it's written down,
00:42:49 True, absolutely.
00:42:51 But you did work as county
00:42:55 ...before you became a Ranger.
00:42:59 Right so far?
00:43:02 Haynes' juvenile court record
00:43:07 Evidence given by a non-party with
00:43:15 Usually it comes in written form,
00:43:26 Silence.
00:43:28 Okay. At least tell me why Haynes
00:43:33 What about probation?
00:43:39 What do your files say about him?
00:43:42 It says he was a thief who did some
00:43:48 Your precious files are wrong.
00:43:53 Okay.
00:43:56 So tell me the truth.
00:44:01 Haynes' old man,
00:44:07 ...with a soft spot for whores.
00:44:11 ...he beat the hell out of anything he
00:44:17 If l...
00:44:20 If the judge had let
00:44:23 ...he'd have a rap sheet as long
00:44:30 Gatesville isn't so bad.
00:44:33 I've known kids there
00:44:39 One even became a priest.
00:44:43 I don't get it.
00:44:45 Well, you don't get it.
00:44:48 In Texas, the bottom line is who
00:44:53 That's how I do my job.
00:44:58 You are tough, aren't you?
00:45:02 I bought that judge a T-bone,
00:45:07 I told him it was
00:45:13 The judge went with me,
00:00:07 Butch, wake up!
00:00:10 Butch.
00:00:41 I didn't mean to scare you.
00:00:46 I work at night. Cooler.
00:00:50 Your car break down?
00:00:52 No, me and my boy was just catching
00:00:56 Oh, I don't own it.
00:01:02 Where you all from?
00:01:04 Drove from Texarkana yesterday.
00:01:08 - Long haul.
00:01:12 No sense sleeping in the car
00:01:17 Don't wanna put you out.
00:01:20 No trouble. I'll wake you at first
00:01:26 Send you on your way.
00:01:34 All right.
00:02:04 He wake you all up?
00:02:07 No. It's no harm, ma'am.
00:02:11 I'm Lottie, Mack's wife.
00:02:15 Name's Cleve. I'm 6.
00:02:19 I'm 8. Mine's Phil...
00:02:23 Buzz.
00:02:31 We got us a creek down
00:02:34 Sure thing.
00:02:37 - Morning to you.
00:02:40 - Rest done you all good, huh?
00:02:43 No. Hey, boy, run out there and
00:02:48 Hey, you can't hear
00:02:54 Boy ain't got sense
00:03:14 You want me to stay
00:03:16 No, head on up
00:03:18 We'll either cross him down there,
00:03:26 Again. Do it again.
00:03:31 Where's the boy's mother?
00:03:34 We left her at home this time.
00:03:38 Boys' night out kind of thing.
00:03:42 Say, lookie here.
00:03:44 Lookie here!
00:03:47 Mr. Andrews gave it to us when
00:03:52 Jesus.
00:04:01 Now, this is music.
00:04:11 You know how long it's been
00:04:15 Oh, that's an oldie, all right.
00:04:18 Mrs. Andrews' maiden name was
00:04:25 Mr. Andrews, he don't like
00:04:28 I suppose that's why
00:04:33 - all-you-can-eat fish fry
00:04:36 ... at 7:00 in the school cafeteria.
00:04:40 You can stuff your kids for half that.
00:04:53 Dance, Lottie?
00:04:55 - Me? Goodness, no.
00:05:02 Just follow me.
00:05:20 - Mr. Poe, you sure can move.
00:05:24 I was raised
00:05:27 - You're fooling me.
00:05:32 My mama would dance out of the
00:05:40 Get on your feet, Buzz.
00:05:44 - You and Cleve shake a leg.
00:05:48 Well, go on. Go on!
00:05:53 Dance, boys.
00:06:00 Spin me!
00:06:22 Night before last, a man escaped from
00:06:28 Terry James Pugh, who was
00:06:32 Shot through the head at close range.
00:06:46 We'll be leaving soon enough.
00:06:50 I'll kill all of you,
00:06:59 What's wrong, Mack?
00:07:03 Come on, Buzz.
00:07:05 - Time to hit the road.
00:07:08 Get back over here, now.
00:07:10 - Come on.
00:07:12 - Come on, mister. Do me again.
00:07:42 What'd you wanna go
00:07:46 He didn't move fast enough
00:07:51 Maybe he gets excited sometimes.
00:07:58 You make me sick
00:08:15 Point it at him.
00:08:17 - I don't wanna.
00:08:23 Now, you wanna flip, son?
00:08:27 Sure you do.
00:08:29 Just put your hands between
00:08:43 He don't trust you no more.
00:08:49 You gotta earn that, you know.
00:08:52 Go ahead, put your hands
00:09:18 Buzz, go out to the car,
00:09:25 Phillip!
00:09:51 Now, you hold that boy,
00:10:11 Cleve, I love you.
00:10:15 No, old man!
00:10:20 - This boy knows I love him.
00:10:23 Please, mister.
00:10:26 I got a sense about you.
00:10:29 I know you a good man.
00:10:34 No, I ain't a good man.
00:10:37 I ain't the worst neither.
00:10:40 Just a breed apart.
00:10:48 Now, say it, Mack.
00:10:52 Say it!
00:10:55 It don't cost nothing.
00:11:00 Cleve...
00:11:04 ...I love you.
00:11:08 God...
00:11:11 ...that's beautiful.
00:11:56 Get on your knees.
00:12:01 Put your hands
00:12:51 You can go wait in the car
00:12:56 You're old enough
00:13:16 Close your eyes, Cleve.
00:13:19 Lottie, you hold the boy tight.
00:13:23 You shut your eyes too.
00:13:29 Please...
00:13:31 ...ain't no use in it.
00:13:33 Mister, I'll give you
00:13:37 Our Father, which art in heaven,
00:13:42 Thy kingdom come, thy will be
00:13:47 Mack, Cleve, say it with me.
00:13:50 Give us this day our daily bread.
00:13:53 Forgive us our trespasses as we
00:13:58 Lead us not into temptation,
00:14:02 For thine is the kingdom
00:14:05 Forever and ever. Amen.
00:15:53 Phillip?
00:17:24 Thanks for your hospitality.
00:17:52 Phillip?
00:18:06 What the hell?
00:18:36 That was a hell of a thing
00:18:42 You're a hero! Probably
00:18:46 ...how you saved those folks.
00:18:49 ...I don't think I'd have
00:18:53 Only killed two people
00:18:58 One hurt my mama...
00:19:01 ...one hurt you.
00:19:13 What say we talk this over?
00:19:18 Then we can be on our way.
00:19:22 I'll even...
00:19:25 I'll even let you drive.
00:19:27 Knock that right off your list.
00:20:12 That's his car. He's afoot.
00:20:16 And he's got a pistol.
00:20:45 Alaska, Phillip. Wild and woolly.
00:20:48 Man against nature.
00:20:52 I tell you my daddy lives there?
00:20:57 He's a...
00:21:01 He's the one sent
00:21:05 Listen here what he says about it.
00:21:08 Just wanted to tell you that me
00:21:15 Alaska is a very beautiful place,
00:21:20 Someday you can come and visit...
00:21:24 ...and we'll maybe get
00:21:31 Short and sweet.
00:21:33 That's the old man's style.
00:21:39 We'll just rest a while.
00:21:45 Then you make up your mind.
00:21:51 How's that, Phillip?
00:21:57 Town called Happy
00:22:00 Radio ahead so whoever gets
00:22:03 Governor's having the mother flown in.
00:22:08 - Good idea.
00:22:23 Well, one thing's for sure now.
00:22:28 I definitely believe in ghosts.
00:22:34 Never been shot before.
00:22:37 I'm sorry.
00:22:39 I know you are.
00:22:53 Truth is, if it had to happen, I'm...
00:22:58 I'm glad it was you.
00:23:03 As opposed to someone
00:23:07 All things considered...
00:23:11 ...I feel pretty good.
00:23:29 Listen up, boys!
00:23:32 You better run.
00:23:36 No, Phillip.
00:23:40 I need me a time machine
00:23:44 ...to take me where I'm going.
00:23:50 Walking's for squares.
00:23:53 Hand me that shotgun.
00:24:05 - You don't think he'll hurt the boy?
00:24:11 Garnett. Tom Hendricks, FBI.
00:24:14 - You have one of our men with you?
00:24:17 - We cordoned off the area.
00:24:19 Watertight. Like a frog's pussy.
00:24:23 No doubt an observation based
00:24:32 Where are they?
00:24:33 By the pond,
00:24:36 Officers are in a circle
00:24:40 You got no problem
00:24:47 What say we both handle it?
00:24:52 - Bradley.
00:24:53 Get me a megaphone.
00:24:56 - One other thing, chief.
00:24:58 Haynes is wounded.
00:25:02 You're kidding?
00:25:07 Red. Megaphone.
00:25:16 Butch Haynes. This is Red
00:25:20 I know you're hurt. We got
00:25:24 I'm shooting you straight.
00:25:26 All this for me? I'm touched. I'm afraid
00:25:32 I'm headed to Mexico!
00:25:34 You're headed the wrong direction.
00:25:37 Lying to them, of course.
00:25:39 I'll tell you what. You let the
00:25:44 Well, I appreciate the offer, captain!
00:25:48 But you know I can't do that!
00:25:53 If you and your pals
00:25:58 ...I'll drop the boy at the border!
00:26:01 If you don't,
00:26:07 I mean it!
00:26:13 Don't look at me like that.
00:26:17 I don't even have a gun.
00:26:25 What did you do
00:26:30 Dropped it in the well.
00:26:37 That's good thinking.
00:26:39 They get away,
00:26:42 - He kills the boy, he'll get the chair.
00:26:46 - We don't know he killed them.
00:26:51 - Besides, who killed Pugh? Casper?
00:26:55 By the look of things,
00:27:00 - Concentrate on getting the boy.
00:27:04 Right here on the hood.
00:27:08 Yes, I can, sir. Excuse me.
00:27:32 See, Phillip?
00:27:36 Dreams do come true.
00:27:39 - There's your rocket ship.
00:27:45 Today's the day.
00:27:47 - That would be the boy's mother.
00:28:10 All right, Butch.
00:28:21 - What's wrong?
00:28:26 Now that you got yourself
00:28:30 ...think she'll let you
00:28:34 I got to do one house.
00:28:38 Come here.
00:28:44 Put your... Put your mask back on.
00:28:51 Turn around and scare them.
00:28:55 Hello? Please. He's my only son.
00:29:00 I'll give you money, whatever I can.
00:29:03 Please! I just wanna
00:29:08 Goddamn this son of a bitch.
00:29:10 - Let me see it, Red.
00:29:13 You ready to go home?
00:29:18 Yes, sir.
00:29:21 Hey, captain! You got any candy?
00:29:27 What?
00:29:28 Candy! You know, Halloween candy!
00:29:33 ...caramel apples, gum!
00:29:36 You all hungry?
00:29:37 You find me some candy...
00:29:41 ...I'll deliver up a ghost!
00:29:45 - I got it.
00:29:46 Okay, everybody! Got any gum, candy?
00:29:49 Any Juicy Fruit? Put it in there.
00:29:51 Let's go! Come on.
00:29:54 She's gotta take him
00:29:58 - You all set?
00:30:03 - Give me your list.
00:30:05 Give me your list. Come on.
00:30:07 Come on, come on.
00:30:11 One more thing!
00:30:12 She's gotta promise
00:30:17 ...for roller coasters
00:30:26 I wanna go home. My mama's not bad.
00:30:31 Don't kid a kidder, Phillip.
00:30:39 I know just...
00:30:44 She promises!
00:30:48 Make her say it!
00:30:54 I promise!
00:30:55 - Can we trust her?
00:31:05 When you get home, you hide this.
00:31:12 You're not bad, are you, Butch?
00:31:19 Yeah.
00:31:22 Now, listen, Buzz.
00:31:24 I want you...
00:31:26 All right, now I want you
00:31:31 ...keeping your paws in the air.
00:31:33 All right, now I want you
00:31:38 ...and yell, "Trick or treat."
00:31:43 - What are you gonna do?
00:31:57 Bye, Phillip.
00:31:59 It's been one hell of a ride.
00:32:06 All right, captain!
00:32:09 Make way for
00:32:15 Friendliest ghost I know.
00:32:22 Put your mask on.
00:32:26 Put your paws in the air.
00:32:32 Now go tell them like I told you to.
00:32:36 Red...
00:32:39 Take a look at this.
00:32:42 Oh, it's him...
00:32:45 Come on, boy. Keep walking.
00:33:04 Keep walking, boy!
00:33:09 - Call your boy.
00:33:13 Phillip, honey, come on! Phillip!
00:33:18 - He thought better of releasing him.
00:33:34 Personally, I think we negotiated
00:33:40 Unless there's something else
00:33:45 Do they want to shoot you?
00:34:13 - Stay on ready.
00:34:29 Well, I've seen it all now.
00:34:32 - What's he up to?
00:34:36 He's giving himself up.
00:34:38 Keep in mind, he still has a gun.
00:34:42 So I guess...
00:34:50 Chief, we got an armed killer
00:34:55 - You clean?
00:34:58 All right, you keep him locked down.
00:35:01 Don't squeeze till I say when.
00:35:04 Where the hell you going?
00:35:36 I'm unarmed...
00:35:39 ...so throw your gun down.
00:35:41 If I had a pistola...
00:35:45 ...I'd be headed
00:35:49 My partner here, he got...
00:35:59 Do I know you, friend?
00:36:03 No. Not really.
00:36:09 Well, look, I wanna talk to the boy.
00:36:13 Then we can take care of business.
00:36:17 How's that?
00:36:18 Only take a second.
00:36:23 Okay.
00:36:32 I wanna give you something.
00:36:34 Hold him. If he makes a move...
00:36:36 Give it a second.
00:36:44 Maybe someday you'll get to go...
00:36:47 He's going for his weapon!
00:36:51 No!
00:36:54 - Oh, God, no!
00:36:59 Butch!
00:37:03 Damn, Buzz.
00:37:24 No need to worry.
00:37:29 Oh, my God!
00:37:35 Doesn't have a gun, chief.
00:39:22 - Back off!
00:39:24 - What the hell was that all about?
00:39:38 Goddamn it!
00:39:41 Red, I thought he had a gun too.
00:39:44 There was just no way of knowing.
00:40:08 You know you did
00:40:11 ...don't you?
00:40:16 I don't know nothing.
00:40:22 Not one damn thing.