Picture This
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MANDY: My world was divided into |
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There was Camelot, |
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and then there was where I lived. |
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MAN: Stay behind the red line |
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(SIREN BLARING) |
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MAN: Only those with work visas for |
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MANDY: Which we call Nottingham, |
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as in not gated, not rich, |
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They didn't let us into their kingdom |
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and they'd rarely sully themselves |
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(THAT STUFFPLAYING) |
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On the day before my 18th birthday, |
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What if I remained a crusty nobody |
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for what little remained |
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were in the hottie or high hottie bracket, |
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and most of the guys looked like |
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they wandered out |
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And then there is Drew Patterson. |
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(SIGHS) |
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l have been secretly in love with him |
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All I wanted was for him |
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To just say my name. |
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(ALARM RINGING) |
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But for that to happen, |
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for me to finish this march through hell |
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and go out with style, I needed skills. |
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I needed my Excalibur. |
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WOMAN: Information is power. |
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MANDY: The video phone. |
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With such a weapon in hand, I might just |
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There's just one hideous criminal |
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(KNOCK ON DOOR) |
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Mandy, 7:22. Gonna be late. |
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MANDY: My mom died when I was four. |
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And even though he loves me, |
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TOM: You want to make some kind of noise |
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(COUGHS) |
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Thanks. |
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(SINCERELY ME PLAYING |
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It's your birthday tomorrow, isn't it? |
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Yeah. |
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May have got a few surprises |
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(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
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-Hello? |
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(STATIC) |
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-Alexa? |
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What? Hello? |
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-I can't hear you. |
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Okay, I can't talk now. |
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-Dad. |
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I hope you know how much |
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What? |
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I can't even begin to scheme or spy |
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It's such a burn. I'm in high school. |
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-I need survival skills. |
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I am socially handicapped with this relic. |
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I can't even send or receive |
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And can you possibly |
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-What? |
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Okay? |
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING) |
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Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, |
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Bye, kitten. |
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(TOM HONKING HORN) |
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(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
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-Hello? |
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Cayenne. |
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-Have you seen Drew yet? |
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He must have been a great warrior |
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I could write a thousand songs about him |
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Mandy, he's right behind you. |
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BOY: What's up, Drew? |
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Good morning, Drew. |
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Hey, there. |
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Check it out. |
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It's kind of cute in a pathetic way. |
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Poor thing. Salivating over my Drew. |
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So sad, knowing her whole life |
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You're mine. |
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(ALL EXCLAIMING) |
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I can't believe you did that. |
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LISA: Check it out, |
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This is Lisa Cross reporting live |
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(LAUGHING) |
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Nice girdle, Granny. |
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(BETTER PLAYING) |
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(CELL PHONES RINGING) |
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So you'll keep remembering me |
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Better take a look at what you had |
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Better figure out something the next time |
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When you keep remembering me |
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(BELL RINGING) |
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Evil One's cruelty knows no bounds. |
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Forget about him, Mandy, |
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but he's upper crust. |
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And we are trying to claw our way up |
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He lives in a gated community. |
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We live in a dated community. |
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Mandy, are you even listening to me? |
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I don't care what you guys say. |
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(WHISTLE BLOWING) |
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The swim team? That's your plan to get |
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You look like a whole new species. |
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Maybe someone from |
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Okay, the boys practice after sixth period |
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It's at least a shot. |
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(GROANS) |
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I think you actually enjoy being a klutz, |
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because you know how much happiness |
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(HEART BEATING) |
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(COUGHING) |
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(GASPING) |
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(ECHOING) |
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My name. You said my name. |
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Your hands... |
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Though tingly, maybe inappropriately |
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Right. |
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(CHUCKLES) |
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I can't believe Drew actually noticed me. |
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You were dying. |
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Well, it's a start. |
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(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
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Hello? |
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Tell Mandy to hide, Lisa's here. |
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She's toxic. |
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In junior high, |
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Alexa, what a pretty smock |
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(SPEAKING FRENCH) |
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Very red state. |
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-Mandy's not here right now in case you... |
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You need to work on your lying. |
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-Mandy. |
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I didn't know frizzy hair was back in. |
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Must be so humbling. |
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Schlepping dog food around |
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You are such an inspiration. |
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Where are the dog collars? |
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(WHISPERING) Drew lost his. |
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Aisle four. |
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You know what she's doing, don't you? |
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She's trying to not so subtly show Drew |
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It's okay, I'm not ashamed |
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And caring for animals is not lowly. |
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Sorry about Lisa |
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How you feeling? |
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Great. Thanks again for saving my life. |
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You're welcome. |
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So, you've got a thing for animals? |
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Yeah. |
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Yeah, although Homo sapiens |
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I'm going to UCSB for zoology |
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-How about you? |
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The acorn doesn't fall far |
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Cool, follow your dream and all that. |
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It's not my dream. |
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Maybe you can help me. |
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Well, is his tummy pouched out, bloated? |
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Because if it is, he probably has worms. |
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Six drops in every meal. |
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Thanks, doc. |
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Maybe I'll see you around? |
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Yeah, maybe. |
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Where might you see me around, |
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I don't know. |
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The commons, tomorrow after school? |
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See you. |
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(ALL SO DIFFERENT PLAYING) |
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Freshman varsity football, |
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Voted best hair, best eyes, best kisser. |
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(SIGHS) |
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Drew Patterson |
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Who am I kidding? |
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TOM: Mandy, do you want some breakfast? |
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(YAWNING) |
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(SYMPHONY TO ODE TO JOY PLAYING) |
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(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
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Hello? |
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Do you like it? |
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Are you kidding? I love it! |
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Yeah, I got one, too. |
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-Oh, my gosh. Thanks, Daddy. |
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Now we can stay in contact 24/7. |
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Yeah, yeah, it'll be cool. |
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You have your own special ring tone. |
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All right, gift number two. |
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Somebody, I think, asked for... |
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Contacts? Oh, my gosh. |
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(TOM LAUGHING) |
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Yes, I'm not sure why you need them. |
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In fact, promise me you're not gonna go |
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Dad. Okay, I won't. I promise. |
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I cannot wait |
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Oh, my gosh. Dad, you're the best. |
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And I'm going to the commons |
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Okay, okay. Hey, wait, wait, wait. |
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There's one more birthday surprise, |
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You know how you've been talking |
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Well, I think I may have found |
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I've been working on this for a long time. |
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can commute |
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It's the same distance, |
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Anyways, I'm down here in this level and |
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Huh? |
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Boy. |
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Those two apartments are so close. |
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-Right? |
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Just like you and me. It's perfect. |
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Hey, kitten, don't forget to floss. |
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(SCREAMING) |
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I couIdn't very well tell him |
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slightly less terrifying |
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Especially after he just bought me |
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You are officially out of the Stone Age. |
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So, the plan is we find a suitable place |
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And when we see him, |
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''We know where |
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Battle stations. |
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-WAITRESS: Here you go. |
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CAYENNE: What if he's just playing her? |
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I mean, forgive me for feeling like |
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some teenage male as fresh as Drew |
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but I don't want Mandy to get hurt. |
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And I keep schooling you, |
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They tell all. People want to get hurt. |
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They're just begging |
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What's up? Have you guys seen Mandy? |
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Oh. Um... |
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Hi, Drew. |
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(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
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-ALEXA: Mandy? |
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Alexa, speak. Use your words. |
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-At Jalapeno's. |
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Smile. |
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Yes. |
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Oh, my God. |
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(PANTING) |
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Oh, my God. Mouth's burning. |
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Guzzling right from the bev bar. |
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(CHUCKLING) |
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Yes. |
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Well, we all have our special talents. |
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Do you want a drink? |
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(YOU ARE PART OF EVERYTHING PLAYING) |
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A cup would be awesome. |
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Thanks. |
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You know something funny? |
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Some guys actually try out |
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'cause the girls practice |
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They think they'll notice them |
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(LAUGHS ) Wow. |
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That's a really doofus move. Lame. |
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-I like your laugh. |
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God, Lisa hardly ever laughs. |
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She's got a burning scream, though. |
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And when does she... |
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I mean, how do you know? |
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Oh! Uh... |
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Delete that, I so don't want to know |
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Scary movies. |
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Scary movies. |
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Duh. |
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-The new video phone? |
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Wow. Who's this scary dude? |
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-That's my dad. |
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-Big Father's watching you. |
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Look, do you want to hang out? |
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Well, what about Lisa? |
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Lisa doesn't own me. |
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We're having a kick-back. |
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Sure, 20. |
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At the lake. |
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-Hello. |
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Hey, Peyton. How you doing, buddy? |
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Good to... Why does he run |
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Because he knows you, you know. |
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And he senses that you're so busy being |
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you don't have time to bond |
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I think that's unfair and judgmental. |
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You know, once Mandy goes off to college, |
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you won't be needing stuff in bulk |
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but you might just need a certain nephew |
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There's not gonna be a void. Oh, no. |
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Perhaps you haven't really embraced |
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You see, and let me explain this again... |
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God, you can't be serious |
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I'm very serious. And look at this. |
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I got one for Mandy and myself. |
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So no matter where she goes, |
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no matter who she's doing it with, |
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How genius is that? |
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-And you think that's a good thing? |
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God, she's not a little girl anymore, |
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-Yeah. |
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-learn to let go, not hold on tighter. |
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What, you think I don't know that? |
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No, you don't. |
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(DAY IN THE SUN PLAYING) |
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Just having fun with my day in the sun |
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Taking off with the wind in my hair |
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Make no plans, I have no... |
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(GIRL CHATTERING ON CELL PHONE) |
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-Hey, have you seen Drew? |
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Sorry, I can't hear you. |
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(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
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-Hey, where are you? |
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(EX CLAIMS) |
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It's time to take |
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Hey. |
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Oh! |
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Lisa, sweetie. |
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We have a serious 911 situation |
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(SCREAMING) |
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(UNSTOPPABLE PLAYING) |
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(TIRES SQUEALING) |
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That's me, I'm unstoppable |
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I've been wanting to ask you something. |
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Why did you want to hang out with me? |
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-I'm not really one of you people. |
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Ouch! |
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No, no, no. |
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I'm not really your type, |
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I'm not exactly a prom queen or anything. |
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Well, |
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maybe I dig you because |
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And I feel like I can be myself around you. |
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And I like your eyes. |
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And... |
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Does a guy really have to explain |
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-You think I'm hot? |
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I swear I'm gonna hurl. |
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(RINGING) |
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I think it's Mandy's. She dropped it. |
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And that looks like a parental unit. |
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Hello? Who am I speaking to? |
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This is Mandy's father. |
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It's Mandy's father. |
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Well, you're in luck. |
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I think your little angel's |
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Mandy, it's for you, sweetie. |
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(GASPS) No! |
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TOM: Hello, Mandy? Hello? Mandy, hello? |
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-Dad? |
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Uh... |
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The commons. |
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Really? Show me. |
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Excuse me? |
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Mandy, I need you to show me a picture |
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Now. |
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ALEXA: Hi. |
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I love what they've done with the place. |
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! |
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Sorry, I have to go. |
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-I hope you can make it to my funeral. |
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Saturday night, I'm having this party and |
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I'll leave your name at the gate. |
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-Wait, are you... |
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Yes. |
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Mandy, will you go out with me? |
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To your party? |
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I mean, the biggest, most glamorous, |
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-Me? |
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-With you? |
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So you'll come? |
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You're grounded. |
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No! No, no, no. Dad, Dad, Dad. Wait. Okay. |
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I can't be grounded, okay? |
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Dad, he is like the hottest guy in school |
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and he asked me to his party |
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Dad, it is Drew Patterson. |
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Drew Patterson, right. He's the rabid |
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It's amazing how you can watch |
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Dad, we are not bonding here. |
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The problem, Mandy, is that this is just |
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As a matter of fact, |
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-Double-grounded? |
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'Cause I meant triple. |
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Triple-grounded? |
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Yeah, 'cause you can't go out, you can't |
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Or use your computer. |
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That's four things. |
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Shall we go for five? |
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MANDY: Trapped, a prisoner in |
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The only thing that keeps me going |
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Call me. |
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(GASPS) |
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Mandy, you want some breakfast? |
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Just slide it under the door |
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(CELL PHONE BUZZING) |
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What's that noise? |
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My electric tooth brush. |
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I'm brushing my teeth. |
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Mmm-hmm. |
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Hi. |
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Hey, the drops worked. |
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Check out my page |
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-Sure. |
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Of course you are. |
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-I'll see you tonight. |
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Undeclared? |
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(SCREAMS) |
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You all right? I'm not deaf, you know. |
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I hear sounds. |
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Grounded, come on. |
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Kitten. |
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Dad, is it possible that you're overreacting |
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to such a minor transgression? |
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(PHONE RINGING) |
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Hello? |
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Why, no, Alexa, she can't speak with you |
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Not sure you got the memo. |
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-No, I'm not insane. |
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No, no, I'm sure it's an emergency. |
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That's why she can't talk to you. |
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Yeah, when you don't listen. |
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I'll take this, Miss Consequences. |
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Breakfast, on the other hand, is out here, |
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(DOOR CLOSING) |
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Grounded. I can't believe I'm grounded. |
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(SIGHING) |
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What am I going to do? |
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I need a sign. |
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My Magic 8 Ball. |
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Magic 8 Ball, keeper of all wisdom, |
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speak to me in my time of need. |
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I've heard the siren song |
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Is it my destiny to boldly venture forth |
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Let me try that again. |
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But, of course. |
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(BECAUSE I'M AWESOME PLAYING) |
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And I'll beat you |
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'Cause I'm awesome |
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-I'm a leader, I'm a winner |
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-And I'm cleaner |
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-'Cause I'm awesome |
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-I don't need you |
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-'Cause I'm neat-o |
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-And I'll beat you |
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'Cause I'm awesome, uh-huh! |
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-Dad, I was just wondering... |
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Fine. |
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I guess there is a first time for everything. |
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I'm sorry, what? |
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Oh. |
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-Now he listens. |
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Okay, Dad. I have a totally for-real |
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I have to go to Alexa's house |
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We have finals. |
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So you expect me to believe that |
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you're gonna go out, |
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When life hands me a lemon, |
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that's you, |
00:27:04 |
I make lemonade, |
00:27:06 |
by studying hard, so I can get |
00:27:09 |
and become |
00:27:12 |
Yeah, the lemon's not really buying that. |
00:27:18 |
It's fine. I understand. |
00:27:22 |
You don't trust me. |
00:27:24 |
And even though that eviscerates |
00:27:29 |
I'll just stay here and wallow in despair. |
00:27:33 |
Probably scar myself for life, |
00:27:35 |
-No. |
00:27:38 |
by the time |
00:27:40 |
But seriously, I have to study. |
00:27:44 |
Let me ask you this, |
00:27:48 |
Yes. |
00:27:50 |
So we'd have genuine authentic |
00:27:54 |
All right, I'm gonna say okay. |
00:27:57 |
But there are some rules. |
00:27:59 |
First of all, you can have your phone back. |
00:28:03 |
But you're not allowed to make any calls. |
00:28:05 |
In fact, you're not allowed to receive |
00:28:09 |
And I'm gonna be calling every half hour. |
00:28:12 |
You know, just to make sure |
00:28:18 |
Thanks, Dad. I really appreciate you |
00:28:21 |
-you're putting me under phone arrest. |
00:28:23 |
You've given a whole new meaning |
00:28:26 |
Enjoy. |
00:28:28 |
And don't worry, I don't need the car. |
00:28:31 |
It's not like the hills are crawling |
00:28:35 |
convicts and gangsters |
00:28:38 |
Please take the car, |
00:28:42 |
Okay, if you insist. |
00:28:45 |
But I need you to know |
00:28:49 |
It's just that other than love, |
00:28:50 |
the most important thing |
00:28:55 |
Of course, Dad. And I want to trust you. |
00:28:57 |
Seriously, one more deception, |
00:29:02 |
You're gonna live here |
00:29:07 |
Study well. |
00:29:24 |
I thought you said she was grounded. |
00:29:25 |
BLAIR: Well, that's what |
00:29:27 |
LISA: So? |
00:29:28 |
They have a friend |
00:29:30 |
That's great intel, guys. |
00:29:36 |
LISA: What is she doing? |
00:29:43 |
Why does she have a backpack? |
00:29:45 |
-What's in her backpack? |
00:29:47 |
No one carries books in a backpack. |
00:29:50 |
That little wench is up to something. |
00:29:59 |
(DRIVE PLAYING) |
00:30:01 |
Loving it all, I've got it made |
00:30:04 |
Now I'm the one who is ashamed |
00:30:07 |
I had her heart |
00:30:09 |
It was in my hands |
00:30:21 |
She didn't take her backpack. |
00:30:24 |
(KNOCK ON DOOR) |
00:30:29 |
You're here. It's a prison break. |
00:30:31 |
If only. |
00:30:33 |
You know those electronic cuffs |
00:30:36 |
This is worse. |
00:30:38 |
My dad's gonna call every half hour |
00:30:42 |
Nail scissors. |
00:30:44 |
No, thanks. I'm fine. |
00:30:46 |
Get me nail scissors. |
00:30:56 |
Pay attention. You might learn something. |
00:31:00 |
(CAR DOOR OPENING) |
00:31:03 |
Your father is Big Brother |
00:31:07 |
My one shot at |
00:31:10 |
(SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT |
00:31:12 |
What are you watching? |
00:31:13 |
Just reliving my glory year. |
00:31:16 |
Ninth grade, the talent show. |
00:31:20 |
It's been all downhill since then. |
00:31:22 |
That is so not true. |
00:31:25 |
I've seen you play like a thousand times. |
00:31:27 |
You could so be |
00:31:29 |
Yeah, except for the minor detail |
00:31:32 |
the panic attacks and |
00:31:35 |
if I set foot on stage. |
00:31:37 |
-Hey, guys. |
00:31:39 |
Alexa, do you have anything I can eat? |
00:31:42 |
What, the Twinkies and the Skittles |
00:31:48 |
(ALEXA SINGING SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT |
00:31:55 |
DANNY: So this Mandy Gilbert girl... |
00:31:59 |
No wonder Drew's trying... |
00:32:01 |
DANNY: Yeah, but she's not |
00:32:03 |
He's just gonna do her and drop her. |
00:32:05 |
BOY: Yeah. Strictly a hump and dump. |
00:32:09 |
Hit and run? |
00:32:11 |
Hump and dump? Rush her? |
00:32:13 |
(EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST) |
00:32:14 |
Where did you find this?s |
00:32:16 |
Melissa Gilcrest was |
00:32:18 |
She just sent it to me, but... |
00:32:20 |
Okay, I kept asking myself, you know, |
00:32:22 |
what would a fly guy like Drew |
00:32:27 |
And then it hit me. |
00:32:29 |
The ritual sacrifice. |
00:32:30 |
What are you saying? |
00:32:34 |
Definitely a descendant. |
00:32:36 |
Because every year at the Patterson bash, |
00:32:39 |
a Patterson boy |
00:32:43 |
where he deflowers them in the shower. |
00:32:46 |
Okay. Drew is no different. |
00:32:50 |
That whole thing is stupid gossip. |
00:32:52 |
It's more than gossip. It's a rumor. |
00:32:55 |
I say we tell her. |
00:32:56 |
I say you keep your mouth shut |
00:32:59 |
Guys, it's 5:28. |
00:33:00 |
We've only got two minutes |
00:33:02 |
and I promised him |
00:33:05 |
AA meeting. And then she's meeting |
00:33:08 |
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. |
00:33:13 |
Home movies. |
00:33:14 |
Do you have any home movies |
00:33:16 |
I don't know. She hates being videotaped. |
00:33:19 |
Come on, you have to have something. |
00:33:22 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
00:33:23 |
-What the hell is that? |
00:33:25 |
-Hey, Dad. |
00:33:28 |
What you doing? |
00:33:31 |
ALEXA: '91, no. '94, no. |
00:33:34 |
Reading 1984. |
00:33:36 |
Yeah, I'm right at the part where |
00:33:39 |
You know, because he can't escape |
00:33:41 |
the relentless, meddling, intrusive gaze |
00:33:43 |
Oh, my God. Our first talent show. |
00:33:46 |
Hey, what's that? |
00:33:48 |
ALEXA: We'll watch it. |
00:33:49 |
There are boys there? |
00:33:51 |
-Guys. Guys. |
00:33:53 |
Dad, no. There's no boys here. |
00:33:55 |
And Alexa's mom is |
00:33:58 |
Would it be too much trouble |
00:34:02 |
Uh... |
00:34:03 |
All right, Dad. |
00:34:06 |
All right. If you insist. |
00:34:09 |
Kind of. I do. Yeah. |
00:34:20 |
Get out of here! Out! Get out! |
00:34:23 |
-Get out! |
00:34:24 |
Mandy, thanks. I'll call back in a half hour. |
00:34:27 |
But the... Yeah. |
00:34:29 |
Okay. Bye. |
00:34:33 |
(LAUGHS) |
00:34:35 |
Wow. |
00:34:37 |
That was seriously insanely stressful. |
00:34:41 |
You guys, we can do this. |
00:34:43 |
We can totally punk my dad. |
00:34:46 |
You think we can pull off |
00:34:48 |
Mandy, your rampaging hormones are |
00:34:51 |
Drew Patterson's waiting for me, |
00:34:53 |
ergo, tonight's not about |
00:35:10 |
Lisa. |
00:35:11 |
She scares me. |
00:35:13 |
That vial she wears around her neck, |
00:35:17 |
-Marilyn Manson doesn't have blood. |
00:35:20 |
Don't go to the dark side, Mandy. |
00:35:27 |
You're right. I'm not gonna get mad. |
00:35:31 |
We're gonna go shopping. |
00:35:33 |
We have to find a seriously wicked outfit. |
00:35:58 |
Should've known trashing |
00:36:02 |
She's probably gonna try |
00:36:04 |
What if she finds something |
00:36:06 |
Highly doubtful. |
00:36:10 |
Remember when Four Eyes ate that |
00:36:14 |
and puffed up like a blowfish? |
00:36:27 |
How am I gonna get her |
00:36:29 |
Tell her it's free. |
00:36:33 |
Just make sure |
00:36:47 |
Are you kidding me? |
00:36:49 |
A $10 Scoopy Yogurt card |
00:36:52 |
(EXCLAIMS) |
00:36:53 |
This is my lucky day. |
00:37:00 |
It's like a sauna in there. |
00:37:03 |
You know, I feel really bloated. |
00:37:11 |
Mandy... |
00:37:12 |
Your face. |
00:37:14 |
It's alive. |
00:37:16 |
What's happening to you? |
00:37:18 |
Jeez Louise, you guys. |
00:37:23 |
Oh, my God. I have butt face. |
00:37:26 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
00:37:28 |
It's my dad. |
00:37:32 |
Hey, Dad. |
00:37:33 |
I know you probably want |
00:37:34 |
So here it goes. |
00:37:44 |
Great, girls. Keep up the good work. |
00:37:47 |
Bye. |
00:37:50 |
It worked. I'm safe. |
00:37:53 |
(LISA LAUGHING) |
00:37:54 |
Not for long. |
00:37:58 |
Butt face! |
00:38:00 |
(ALL LAUGHING) |
00:38:01 |
-Butt face! |
00:38:06 |
Crap, this is a nightmare. |
00:38:10 |
Take some of my Lexadril. |
00:38:14 |
Here. |
00:38:21 |
(KIDS SCREAMING) |
00:38:27 |
MANDY: It's amazing. |
00:38:29 |
-Are you sure you're okay now? |
00:38:33 |
Easy. |
00:38:36 |
Not too much. It makes you sleepy. |
00:38:41 |
Don't be ridiculous, you guys. |
00:38:45 |
There is no way I'm going to fall asleep. |
00:38:52 |
-Mandy! |
00:38:54 |
Mandy. Here. |
00:38:57 |
Have you seen Mandy? |
00:38:58 |
She's not here. |
00:39:01 |
Your lying skills haven't improved. |
00:39:03 |
We saw her at the makeup counter. |
00:39:04 |
Her face was huge. |
00:39:06 |
Well, if you happen to see her, |
00:39:16 |
Come on. |
00:39:18 |
That slut. She can't stop me. |
00:39:22 |
I'm gonna beat her at her own game. |
00:39:26 |
-Mandy. |
00:39:32 |
I need to get dry. |
00:39:42 |
The Holy Grail. |
00:39:45 |
Let us take a moment of silence |
00:40:04 |
I can't believe I just spent two months' |
00:40:07 |
I am flat broke. |
00:40:10 |
Why do I feel so fantastic? |
00:40:12 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
00:40:14 |
Hey, Pop. |
00:40:15 |
Yeah, I bet you're wondering |
00:40:17 |
and we're still hitting the books. |
00:40:19 |
Let me show you. |
00:40:24 |
Wow, looks like you guys |
00:40:28 |
Hello? What's happening? |
00:40:30 |
Well, I'm losing the signal. |
00:40:32 |
Might be on your end or mine. |
00:40:35 |
I'll call you back |
00:40:40 |
Landline, landline. Plan B. |
00:40:44 |
Now, finding that number. |
00:40:50 |
There we go. |
00:40:57 |
(PHONE RINGING) |
00:41:08 |
Hello? |
00:41:10 |
ALEXA: Hello? |
00:41:12 |
Hi, Alexa? |
00:41:16 |
Yes. |
00:41:17 |
Yeah, it's Mandy's father. Is Mandy there? |
00:41:22 |
Uh-huh. |
00:41:25 |
Okay, could I speak with her, please? |
00:41:29 |
Uh-huh. |
00:41:33 |
Now. May I speak with her now? |
00:41:38 |
calling. |
00:41:40 |
Please hold. I have another call. |
00:41:48 |
Hi. Sorry for putting you on hold, |
00:41:52 |
-Yeah. |
00:41:55 |
Oh, darn, she's in the bathroom. |
00:41:57 |
-Would you like to wait? |
00:42:01 |
Sure, I'd love to wait. |
00:42:04 |
Come on, give me some bars. |
00:42:06 |
Gosh. Thank you. |
00:42:09 |
(DIALING) |
00:42:13 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
00:42:18 |
Hello? |
00:42:20 |
Hey! What's going on here? |
00:42:22 |
-Nothing. |
00:42:25 |
Would you mind |
00:42:27 |
Dad, I'm still in the bathroom. |
00:42:30 |
I'll call you back in two minutes. |
00:42:32 |
Yeah, that's fine. Hello? |
00:42:36 |
Brown leather couch. |
00:42:39 |
-Excuse me, these leather pieces are... |
00:42:42 |
-And the room divider. |
00:42:45 |
It's not like my dad knows that. |
00:42:46 |
It's either the room divider |
00:42:48 |
Move! |
00:42:53 |
Fifty-two seconds |
00:42:56 |
Thank you, always so helpful. |
00:42:59 |
Just sit down. Take your shoes off. |
00:43:02 |
Stuff your face! |
00:43:12 |
BRUCE: Are you girls part of |
00:43:21 |
Um... |
00:43:23 |
Bruce. |
00:43:25 |
I promise to make a purchase, okay? |
00:43:28 |
All you have to do is sit here, |
00:43:32 |
Two minutes tops. Thank you. |
00:43:36 |
Everybody settled? |
00:43:38 |
Should I be calling my agent? |
00:43:40 |
No. |
00:43:41 |
No. Okay, just please go with the flow. |
00:43:51 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
00:43:53 |
Yeah. Hi, Mandy. What's going on? |
00:43:56 |
Who's that man? |
00:43:58 |
We're just hanging and... |
00:44:00 |
Dad, don't be rude. |
00:44:02 |
You remember Alexa's step dad? |
00:44:04 |
Gerald. |
00:44:09 |
He's a mortician. |
00:44:14 |
Right. Okay. I'm... |
00:44:16 |
So I'll call you back in a half hour. |
00:44:21 |
Okay. Bye. |
00:44:28 |
-Oh, my gosh. |
00:44:32 |
Thank you, Bruce! |
00:44:34 |
-Thanks, Bruce. |
00:44:36 |
Hey, whatever you girls are on, |
00:44:39 |
(LAUGHING) |
00:44:41 |
MAN ON PA: Bruce, please |
00:44:51 |
(LISA LAUGHING) |
00:44:55 |
Cinderella's carriage |
00:44:58 |
She is so smoked. |
00:45:00 |
That'll teach her to mess |
00:45:03 |
Blair, I want you to spy on the schizoid. |
00:45:07 |
-Make sure she's down and out. |
00:45:08 |
Because pretty eyes see better. |
00:45:13 |
-Get out. |
00:45:25 |
MANDY: No! |
00:45:26 |
MAN: Don't bother begging or crying. |
00:45:29 |
MANDY: No, that's my car! |
00:45:30 |
You can pick it up |
00:45:31 |
What goes in the truck stays in the truck. |
00:45:33 |
It'll be about $300. |
00:45:47 |
Talk about a nail in the coffin. |
00:45:51 |
No. We've got to get the money. |
00:45:54 |
How? |
00:46:08 |
(PLAYING ROCK MUSIC) |
00:46:25 |
Mandy, I feel dizzy. |
00:46:28 |
Like I'm gonna pass out and wake up |
00:46:32 |
You say that like it's a bad thing. |
00:46:34 |
Look at the crowd. They love it. |
00:46:37 |
SINGER: Thank you. |
00:46:39 |
Alexa. Alexa, think about it. |
00:46:41 |
Which one of us has the skills here? |
00:46:44 |
Thank you very much. |
00:46:46 |
You're right, I... |
00:46:47 |
I'm gonna... |
00:46:49 |
Good. |
00:46:51 |
I got it. |
00:46:52 |
You're Dead Meat? |
00:46:54 |
-How did you guess? |
00:47:02 |
Time to take |
00:47:21 |
Come on, Alexa! |
00:47:30 |
I can't sing. |
00:47:43 |
(AUDIENCE BOOING) |
00:47:46 |
I don't got it. |
00:47:48 |
-You do it. |
00:47:49 |
MANDY: No, you do it. |
00:47:51 |
Brain fading fast. |
00:48:02 |
Let's go! |
00:48:17 |
(SINGING) |
00:48:21 |
When you keep it all to yourself |
00:48:25 |
I said, you can't hide on the inside |
00:48:29 |
All the pain you've ever felt |
00:48:34 |
Ransom my heart, baby, don't look back |
00:48:37 |
'Cause we got nobody else |
00:48:43 |
We're running with |
00:48:47 |
So, baby, take my hand, it'll be all right |
00:48:51 |
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight |
00:48:55 |
They'll come true in the end |
00:48:59 |
Stop! |
00:49:05 |
My dad. |
00:49:08 |
If everybody could please be quiet? |
00:49:12 |
I'm asking nicely. |
00:49:16 |
Yo, I said quiet! |
00:49:20 |
Thanks. |
00:49:22 |
I'm 18 years old |
00:49:27 |
Never even been kissed, |
00:49:29 |
but right now, |
00:49:32 |
really amazing guy. |
00:49:35 |
But my dad's car got towed, |
00:49:38 |
And he's gonna call me on |
00:49:41 |
And if I can't convince him that |
00:49:45 |
My life is over. |
00:49:48 |
Do you understand? |
00:49:50 |
So I'm begging you. |
00:49:54 |
I'm asking you to just please... |
00:49:57 |
Please help me. |
00:50:00 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
00:50:01 |
That's my dad. |
00:50:06 |
Please, just... Please, help me. |
00:50:15 |
Hi, Daddy. |
00:50:16 |
Hey, Mandy. |
00:50:18 |
Listen. |
00:50:20 |
About the duplex. |
00:50:26 |
And it's a darn fine one, Dad. |
00:50:28 |
Yeah. |
00:50:31 |
So, what are you girls doing? |
00:50:32 |
Uh... |
00:50:34 |
We're taking a break and |
00:50:37 |
we're watching a DVD. |
00:50:39 |
Oh, yeah, which one? |
00:50:41 |
Um... |
00:50:42 |
Dance Like You Mean It 2. |
00:50:46 |
-What? |
00:50:48 |
Cool. |
00:50:50 |
Hey, do me a favor. |
00:50:55 |
I want to see how good this looks |
00:50:58 |
All right? |
00:51:03 |
(INAUDIBLE) |
00:51:06 |
(PLAYING SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT) |
00:51:38 |
TOM: That's weird, the... |
00:51:41 |
The clock in the DVD says 7:32, |
00:51:48 |
Wow. |
00:51:50 |
Go figure. |
00:51:51 |
Yeah. Do me a favor |
00:51:53 |
and let the DVD play a little longer |
00:52:00 |
All right. |
00:52:01 |
I'm taping and now I'm pausing. |
00:52:09 |
Huh. |
00:52:19 |
That's... |
00:52:22 |
That's a fine DVD. |
00:52:26 |
Okay. |
00:52:28 |
Okay. |
00:52:29 |
I'll talk to you in a half hour. |
00:52:31 |
-Bye, Dad. |
00:52:34 |
(ALL LAUGHING) |
00:52:36 |
(ALL APPLAUDING) |
00:52:38 |
Thank you so, so much. |
00:52:41 |
You know that sometimes it feels like |
00:52:45 |
It's all moving way too fast |
00:52:49 |
Use every alibi and words you deny |
00:52:54 |
That love ain't meant to last |
00:52:58 |
You can cry tough, baby |
00:53:01 |
It's all right |
00:53:02 |
You can let me down easy |
00:53:04 |
But not tonight |
00:53:07 |
We're running with |
00:53:12 |
So, baby, take my hand, it'll be all right |
00:53:16 |
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight |
00:53:20 |
They'll come true in the end |
00:53:24 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
00:53:26 |
Yeah, I know. |
00:53:33 |
(DOORBELL RINGING) |
00:53:36 |
Hey, hey. There he is. |
00:53:39 |
Give me some of that, or not. |
00:53:43 |
He's fantastic. |
00:53:47 |
What are you gonna do all day? |
00:53:49 |
Shopping, then yoga, then more shopping. |
00:53:52 |
You know, the more I spend, |
00:53:54 |
and the less I have to see him. |
00:53:55 |
I figure about two more maxed-out Visas |
00:53:58 |
-That's a nice plan. |
00:54:00 |
We're gonna be here bonding. |
00:54:02 |
-Go. I got it. |
00:54:03 |
-I need the break. |
00:54:04 |
-You're a good uncle. |
00:54:06 |
-See you. |
00:54:08 |
(DOOR CLOSING) |
00:54:09 |
Just gonna be us now. |
00:54:18 |
-Where is she? |
00:54:20 |
MAN: Congratulations to our |
00:54:26 |
Oh, my God. She's a zombie. |
00:54:30 |
KIMBERLY: Where did she get that outfit? |
00:54:31 |
-Are you seeing this? |
00:54:34 |
That poser almost looks hot. |
00:54:36 |
Damn her. |
00:54:41 |
Lenny? This is Lisa Cross. |
00:54:44 |
There's a wacko stalking Drew. |
00:54:47 |
She's driving this ugly old American car. |
00:54:51 |
-License... |
00:54:55 |
I'm really good with numbers. |
00:54:57 |
-I thought you failed math? |
00:54:59 |
Her license is 1TAH498. |
00:55:03 |
She's with two other punk-ass girls. |
00:55:07 |
-I am so in awe of you. |
00:55:10 |
Let's get our butts to the mall. |
00:55:20 |
Hey. |
00:55:22 |
What do you got there? |
00:55:25 |
Yeah? |
00:55:26 |
-No? |
00:55:27 |
Don't you... |
00:55:31 |
Don't take one more step. |
00:55:35 |
Listen to me. |
00:55:40 |
You're going to put it down |
00:55:43 |
-No. |
00:55:46 |
Peyton. |
00:55:48 |
One of us is gonna blink |
00:56:04 |
Peyton, get back here. |
00:56:06 |
(GLASS BREAKING) |
00:56:07 |
(TOM GROANING) |
00:56:09 |
Ow, ow! |
00:56:15 |
Hold it right there, please, ladies. |
00:56:24 |
Nice try, but I saw your license plate |
00:56:28 |
What do you mean, tipped off? |
00:56:30 |
It was so Lisa and her cult. |
00:56:33 |
You're the wacko stalking Drew Patterson. |
00:56:34 |
No, no, no, you have me confused |
00:56:37 |
He invited me, I'm on the list. |
00:56:39 |
You're on the list all right. |
00:56:42 |
Look. I'm gonna call the cops, all right? |
00:56:45 |
So why don't you |
00:56:49 |
Mandy. |
00:56:50 |
Maybe it just wasn't meant to be. |
00:56:53 |
The only list we're on is the loser list. |
00:56:56 |
My whole life I've been on the loser list. |
00:57:10 |
Lisa, it's Lenny. |
00:57:14 |
Thanks, Lenny. |
00:57:17 |
She just won't give up. |
00:57:21 |
Time to get a little more proactive. |
00:57:27 |
Peyton. |
00:57:29 |
Game over, buddy. |
00:57:31 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
00:57:37 |
Yeah, hello. |
00:57:38 |
Hi. May I please talk to Mandy? |
00:57:41 |
Yeah, well, no. She's not here. |
00:57:43 |
Really? |
00:57:45 |
She was supposed to be here |
00:57:47 |
Booze? What booze? |
00:57:49 |
Oh, well. Have a nice night. |
00:57:52 |
No, no, no. Don't hang up. |
00:57:53 |
Hello? |
00:58:08 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
00:58:10 |
Big Father again. |
00:58:12 |
It can't be. I still got six minutes. |
00:58:14 |
Pull over. |
00:58:16 |
(HONKING) |
00:58:18 |
I can't. |
00:58:20 |
Give me my sweatshirt. |
00:58:35 |
Hey, Dad. What's up? |
00:58:37 |
Just having fun. How about you? |
00:58:39 |
Hey, got any booze? |
00:58:42 |
Why? Are you running low? |
00:58:44 |
Come on, Dad, |
00:58:48 |
Hey, what's that? |
00:58:53 |
No, I'm looking for a CD. |
00:58:57 |
Here, look. |
00:59:04 |
No hands. No eyes. |
00:59:09 |
Let me see the keys. |
00:59:10 |
Uh... |
00:59:12 |
Sure, the keys. Right. |
00:59:19 |
See? Dad, now, think about it. |
00:59:22 |
I couldn't very well be |
00:59:24 |
with no hands on the wheels, |
00:59:26 |
and dangling the keys, now, could I? |
00:59:28 |
Jeez. A little trust would be nice. |
00:59:31 |
TOM: Yeah, I don't know |
00:59:34 |
-You know, with you graduating... |
00:59:37 |
I really want to nail my econ final, |
00:59:40 |
-Hey, Mandy. |
00:59:41 |
-Love you. |
00:59:44 |
-Put the keys back in. |
00:59:47 |
(GROANING) |
00:59:49 |
Guys, come on. Guys, seriously. |
00:59:52 |
(CAYENNE SCREAMING) |
00:59:54 |
CAYENNE: Start, come on! |
00:59:56 |
(ALL SCREAMING) |
01:00:15 |
Hey. There you are, good one. |
01:00:19 |
Look at you, |
01:00:23 |
What are you... What are you... |
01:00:30 |
All right. |
01:00:32 |
That's not fair. |
01:00:33 |
No, no, no, no, no. |
01:00:35 |
Okay. Look at me now. Look at me now. |
01:00:37 |
Hey. |
01:00:39 |
Hey, no, no. Oh, no, no. |
01:00:41 |
Seriously, I'll go onto the roof. |
01:00:50 |
This is getting weird. |
01:00:53 |
Getting weird? We crossed the line |
01:00:58 |
Okay? We almost died. |
01:01:00 |
A rational person |
01:01:08 |
A sign. |
01:01:11 |
This. This is a sign. |
01:01:15 |
A sign I shouldn't give up. |
01:01:21 |
Yeah, you know it's not a toy. |
01:01:24 |
I'm not upset that you broke it. |
01:01:26 |
But I worked on it for a very long time, |
01:01:28 |
and you destroyed it |
01:01:31 |
Yeah, that's not upsetting at all. |
01:01:33 |
Why don't we just sit here, |
01:01:38 |
Let's see if we can't entertain you |
01:01:40 |
(PEYTON CHUCKLES) |
01:01:41 |
Keep your hands off... Sesame Street |
01:01:46 |
What do we have here? |
01:01:50 |
This might be interesting. |
01:01:54 |
All I need is for you to sit there |
01:01:57 |
and not |
01:02:00 |
break things. |
01:02:04 |
You're still behind me, right? |
01:02:07 |
WOMAN ON TV: Doing great. |
01:02:08 |
Good, good. One more push. |
01:02:11 |
(GRUNTING) |
01:02:14 |
DOCTOR: Yes, good, good, good. |
01:02:19 |
One more, one... |
01:02:22 |
That's good. |
01:02:24 |
It's a girl. |
01:02:29 |
Cut the cord, Mr. Gilbert. |
01:02:32 |
Mr. Gilbert? |
01:02:34 |
Mr. Gilbert. |
01:02:35 |
TOM: You're rolling. Got it, sis? |
01:02:36 |
-MARSHA: Yeah, I got it, go. |
01:02:38 |
I'll walk you over the step. |
01:02:42 |
Birthday surprise coming up. |
01:02:46 |
And open your eyes. |
01:02:48 |
-Happy birthday, kitten! |
01:02:50 |
-Is that for me? |
01:02:51 |
Thank you, thank you, thank you. |
01:02:53 |
-It's the best bike ever! |
01:02:56 |
-Can I try it? Let's try it. |
01:03:00 |
-Got it? |
01:03:03 |
-Okay, Daddy, let go. |
01:03:05 |
Daddy, you can let go now. |
01:03:07 |
-You got... |
01:03:08 |
Okay, okay, there you go. |
01:03:10 |
You got it. You're on your own. You got it! |
01:03:11 |
(MARSHA WHOOPING) |
01:03:12 |
You're doing it. |
01:03:16 |
Look at her. |
01:03:42 |
(LENNY EXCLAIMING) |
01:03:44 |
(SPANISH SONG PLAYING ON RADIO) |
01:03:46 |
(SPEAKING FRENCH) |
01:03:51 |
(SPEAKING FRENCH) |
01:03:57 |
(SPEAKING SPANISH) |
01:04:02 |
Germans. |
01:04:03 |
Go right ahead, ladies. |
01:04:09 |
I can't believe it. We made it in. |
01:04:12 |
Of course. |
01:04:13 |
(WHOOPING) |
01:04:34 |
(PEYTON LAUGHING) |
01:04:40 |
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) |
01:04:47 |
MAN ON TV: Are you ready for |
01:04:50 |
WOMAN: Bring it on, baby. |
01:04:53 |
You want to meet the twins? |
01:04:56 |
Do you want to meet the twins? |
01:04:59 |
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. |
01:05:02 |
-Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. |
01:05:04 |
Let's not tell your mom about this. Okay? |
01:05:07 |
Let's play a new game. |
01:05:09 |
Yeah, sound good? What do you say? |
01:05:11 |
You hide, and I'm gonna count |
01:05:14 |
and then I'll come find you. |
01:05:15 |
Ready? Go hide. |
01:05:23 |
(TELL ME YOU LOVE ME PLAYING) |
01:05:26 |
Tell me all your dreams |
01:05:29 |
I listen to you sing |
01:05:33 |
You tell me all your lies |
01:05:36 |
Tell me you love me |
01:05:39 |
Just tell me you love me |
01:05:43 |
I remember one day |
01:05:47 |
When I saw your face |
01:05:51 |
You hit me like lightning |
01:05:54 |
And your words |
01:05:59 |
ALEXA: Queen of Darkness jacked |
01:06:02 |
That's it. It's over. |
01:06:07 |
Listen. It's for the best. |
01:06:13 |
We saw a video and |
01:06:16 |
Danny Sherpil called you |
01:06:19 |
and said Drew was gonna hit and run. |
01:06:21 |
-What? |
01:06:24 |
The virginal sacrifice? |
01:06:26 |
Every year at this party, |
01:06:28 |
a Patterson male has a girl |
01:06:32 |
And he gets her into the shower. |
01:06:34 |
Maybe he wasn't even |
01:06:36 |
Well, if he does, you know he's got |
01:06:39 |
than a shampoo and cream rinse. |
01:06:41 |
Mandy, if you were to walk up |
01:06:45 |
and unless he fell head over heels |
01:06:49 |
you'd forever be a tower girl, |
01:06:54 |
Trust me, Lisa did you a favor |
01:06:59 |
Yeah. Yeah, you guys are right. |
01:07:03 |
It just wasn't meant to be. |
01:07:05 |
You're wrong. |
01:07:07 |
Okay, I'm confused. |
01:07:10 |
I know. |
01:07:11 |
I know what Danny Sherpil said. |
01:07:15 |
but, Mandy, the Force is with you. |
01:07:19 |
Look at the facts, you've survived |
01:07:23 |
you entirely rearranged the furniture |
01:07:27 |
Okay, you conquered a bar full of drunks. |
01:07:29 |
You survived a death car on the freeway. |
01:07:32 |
And against all odds, |
01:07:35 |
and totally phone-punked your dad. |
01:07:38 |
-Yeah. |
01:07:42 |
this whole night was meant to be. |
01:07:45 |
-You really think so? |
01:07:48 |
I do. |
01:07:50 |
Holy crap, Cayenne. |
01:07:53 |
You are full of surprises. |
01:07:55 |
Thank you. |
01:07:57 |
(CLOTH TEARING) |
01:08:01 |
Peyton. Ready or not, here I come. |
01:08:05 |
I'm gonna find you, buddy. |
01:08:09 |
Where are you? Here I come. |
01:08:12 |
I'm gonna find you. |
01:08:14 |
You're not in here, are you? No. |
01:08:17 |
Wasting time in that room. Maybe in here. |
01:08:19 |
Am I getting warmer, buddy? |
01:08:23 |
You in here somewhere? |
01:08:24 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
01:08:27 |
Hello. |
01:08:28 |
Hi, it's me. |
01:08:30 |
Marsha. |
01:08:31 |
Guess what I just got? |
01:08:33 |
A brand new video phone, |
01:08:36 |
-Really? |
01:08:37 |
How're you guys getting along? |
01:08:39 |
Oh, terrific. |
01:08:42 |
He's |
01:08:44 |
sleeping. |
01:08:45 |
You hesitated. |
01:08:47 |
That means you're lying, |
01:08:51 |
What's he wearing? |
01:08:52 |
The Spidey-Hulk-Bat thingy. |
01:08:57 |
You are so busted, |
01:08:59 |
Which means |
01:09:02 |
Show him to me. |
01:09:04 |
What do you mean? |
01:09:05 |
You heard me. |
01:09:09 |
Right. Okay, well, it's just I'm hopping |
01:09:13 |
So let me call you back |
01:09:19 |
Peyton, buddy, where are you? |
01:09:22 |
I gotta find you now, buddy. |
01:09:24 |
She's gonna call back any second. |
01:09:26 |
A little help, pal. Peyton. |
01:09:28 |
Man, this is not right. |
01:09:32 |
What am I doing? Peyton, Peyton. |
01:09:35 |
(SHIVER PLAYING) |
01:09:39 |
I can tell exactly |
01:09:43 |
I see you chilling |
01:09:46 |
But, boy, I'm coming for you |
01:09:50 |
There's no escape |
01:09:54 |
Forget, forget |
01:09:59 |
I wanna taste your love |
01:10:03 |
Oh, I'm gonna turn you on |
01:10:07 |
Make sure there's no time |
01:10:11 |
Oh, I'm gonna |
01:10:18 |
You made it. Any trouble getting here? |
01:10:20 |
No, piece of cake. |
01:10:25 |
Here we go, we'll improvise. |
01:10:27 |
Ready, yeah. |
01:10:30 |
Yeah, you wanna play it that way? |
01:10:32 |
That's what we'll do, then. How's that? |
01:10:34 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
01:10:36 |
Yes, hello. |
01:10:37 |
All right, let's see him. |
01:10:38 |
Well, you know, he's asleep as I said and... |
01:10:41 |
And quite frankly, you know, |
01:10:44 |
I'm actually offended by that, |
01:10:48 |
And like I said, he's asleep. |
01:10:51 |
I'm on the fast track |
01:10:55 |
All right, okay, fine. |
01:10:59 |
Look at him in bed, he looks so adorable. |
01:11:04 |
He's... |
01:11:06 |
He's so still. |
01:11:07 |
Normally he tosses and turns like crazy |
01:11:10 |
Oh, he does? |
01:11:12 |
Well, maybe he's just |
01:11:16 |
See, I told you. |
01:11:18 |
Oh, yeah. Gosh, you're right. |
01:11:20 |
Maybe he's having a bad dream. |
01:11:23 |
Oh, sis, gosh, I don't know, I mean... |
01:11:26 |
Honestly, it took so long |
01:11:30 |
I would hate to be the cause |
01:11:34 |
Okay, let him sleep. |
01:11:37 |
Yeah. Let's let him sleep. |
01:11:43 |
(SIGHING) |
01:11:50 |
I lost the kid. |
01:11:56 |
I lost control of my daughter. |
01:12:00 |
I've lost control of my life. |
01:12:03 |
(SIGHING) |
01:12:04 |
Peyton. |
01:12:06 |
Peyton, I don't want to be a crummy uncle, |
01:12:10 |
I could be a great uncle, |
01:12:14 |
(PEYTON LAUGHING) |
01:12:17 |
Gosh, I wonder where Peyton is. |
01:12:21 |
You found me. |
01:12:23 |
I sure did. |
01:12:25 |
(LAUGHING) |
01:12:26 |
There you are. |
01:12:33 |
You like that? |
01:12:36 |
Pretty tasty. |
01:12:40 |
It's almost 9:00. |
01:12:43 |
Time to call Mandy. |
01:12:58 |
(SOME PLACE TO FALL PLAYING) |
01:12:59 |
Some place to fall |
01:13:00 |
No pain at all |
01:13:03 |
I know I'm home when I'm next to you |
01:13:10 |
DREW: I can't believe I've been out of |
01:13:14 |
MANDY: Yeah, well, I haven't exactly been |
01:13:19 |
You are tonight. |
01:13:21 |
You're the most beautiful girl here. |
01:13:24 |
Drew, I don't have to be |
01:13:27 |
I'd just like to be somebody to you. |
01:13:32 |
You are. |
01:13:35 |
Do you wanna go somewhere |
01:13:37 |
Just the two of us? |
01:13:51 |
(YOUR RIDE PLAYING) |
01:13:54 |
Um... |
01:13:55 |
I'm expecting a call. |
01:13:58 |
Okay, I'll meet you up there. |
01:14:08 |
Your dad's gonna call, like, in a minute. |
01:14:14 |
No. |
01:14:15 |
No, it's time to take a stand. |
01:14:18 |
I'm gonna tell him that I'm gonna do |
01:14:21 |
I mean, how could I even trust myself |
01:14:25 |
(DIALING) |
01:14:27 |
What in God's name are you doing? |
01:14:29 |
Sexual tension. |
01:14:45 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
01:14:48 |
Hello. |
01:14:50 |
Daddy. Are you okay? |
01:14:52 |
Yes, I'm fine. |
01:14:55 |
Yeah, I'm just whispering because |
01:15:01 |
Hey, Mandy, listen. |
01:15:04 |
When I raised you, |
01:15:08 |
I mean, on a scale of one to 10, |
01:15:12 |
I was probably an eight. |
01:15:14 |
I mean, I was at least an eight, right? |
01:15:17 |
I mean, it wouldn't be a five. |
01:15:19 |
Dad, you're a 10. |
01:15:23 |
Really? |
01:15:25 |
Cross my heart. |
01:15:28 |
Why didn't you call me? |
01:15:32 |
Well, because |
01:15:34 |
I trust you. |
01:15:39 |
Yeah. |
01:15:42 |
Oh. |
01:15:44 |
Okay. |
01:15:47 |
Well, I guess I'll go. |
01:15:53 |
-Dad? |
01:15:55 |
Thanks for not calling. |
01:16:00 |
Okay. |
01:16:48 |
Hey. |
01:16:50 |
Hey. |
01:16:53 |
Every time I see you, I like you even more. |
01:16:58 |
Thanks. |
01:17:04 |
So, this is the tower. |
01:17:07 |
Yeah. |
01:17:16 |
MANDY: Wow. |
01:17:18 |
That's cool. |
01:17:23 |
That's a good one. |
01:17:29 |
That's... |
01:17:31 |
My favorite. |
01:17:46 |
(KIMBERLY AND BLAIR CHANTING) |
01:17:47 |
-Drew, you are one of us. |
01:17:50 |
-Drew, you are one of us. |
01:17:55 |
LISA: She took you away. |
01:17:58 |
-Drew, you are one of us. |
01:18:02 |
-Drew, you are one of us. |
01:18:07 |
LISA: Come back to us. |
01:18:10 |
What is she doing? |
01:18:12 |
She's using Marilyn Manson's blood |
01:18:19 |
I told you, she is a real witch. |
01:18:24 |
It's payback time. |
01:18:30 |
Come back. |
01:18:32 |
Come back to us. |
01:18:36 |
-Drew, you are one of us. |
01:18:41 |
-Drew, you are one of us. |
01:18:45 |
-Drew, you are one of us. |
01:18:47 |
LISA: Come to me, Drew. |
01:18:51 |
Come back. |
01:18:54 |
She stole you away from me. |
01:18:58 |
-Drew, you are one of us. |
01:18:59 |
LISA: Leave her. |
01:19:01 |
Come back to me, Drew. |
01:19:04 |
She is bad. |
01:19:06 |
Come back to me. |
01:19:09 |
-Drew, you are one of us. |
01:19:13 |
-Drew, you are one of us. |
01:19:17 |
-Drew, you are one of us. |
01:19:20 |
(GULPING) |
01:19:21 |
-Drew, you are one of us. |
01:19:24 |
LISA: I don't feel so good. |
01:19:36 |
(LISA COUGHING) |
01:19:38 |
(LAUGHING) |
01:19:48 |
I can feel your heart beating. |
01:19:52 |
So can I. |
01:19:57 |
Drew. |
01:20:02 |
You're the most handsome, |
01:20:08 |
I've dreamt about this |
01:20:11 |
My hands are sweating. |
01:20:14 |
Would you excuse me? |
01:20:20 |
''My palms are sweating''? Come on, Drew. |
01:20:26 |
God. Okay, water, water. |
01:20:29 |
(WATER RUNNING) |
01:20:34 |
(EXCLAIMS) |
01:20:43 |
(FRAGILE TOUGH GIRL PLAYING) |
01:20:45 |
But now I hurt so bad |
01:20:49 |
You think you have friends |
01:20:53 |
Don't really have |
01:20:56 |
I can take a slap |
01:20:58 |
But when it hurts |
01:21:01 |
Oh, I just dress |
01:21:04 |
In these bandages of steel |
01:21:08 |
Oh |
01:21:10 |
I'm a fragile tough girl |
01:21:13 |
Mandy? |
01:21:19 |
(ALL LAUGHING) |
01:21:21 |
BOY 1 : Awesome spew. |
01:21:23 |
BOY 2: Lisa Cross, the vomit queen. |
01:21:32 |
How you feeling? |
01:21:38 |
That was so incredibly mean |
01:21:43 |
I know, and I feel just wonderful. |
01:21:46 |
-Wonderful. |
01:21:48 |
They're ridiculous. |
01:21:54 |
How'd it go? |
01:21:55 |
Let's just get out of here. |
01:22:25 |
(DOOR CLOSING) |
01:22:36 |
I know you're waiting up. |
01:22:42 |
Yeah, you're right, I couldn't sleep. |
01:22:48 |
But I want you to know |
01:22:53 |
You don't wanna know what? |
01:22:55 |
It's none of my business. |
01:22:57 |
I mean, I feel bad |
01:23:03 |
Remember when you said |
01:23:07 |
Yeah. |
01:23:12 |
Well, I finally listened |
01:23:16 |
and I just sort of realized |
01:23:19 |
I did the best I could. |
01:23:25 |
And then everything felt like |
01:23:29 |
And then, |
01:23:32 |
well, |
01:23:34 |
I have something to show you. |
01:23:36 |
Step into my office. |
01:23:38 |
I made a few changes. |
01:23:42 |
Now, it's modular. |
01:23:48 |
No longer attached. |
01:23:52 |
Detachable. |
01:23:54 |
Dad, |
01:23:58 |
I don't want to be detachable. |
01:24:02 |
It's just that I'm so sorry |
01:24:08 |
and ridiculous and... |
01:24:11 |
Keep going, you're on a roll. |
01:24:14 |
Control freak. |
01:24:17 |
Very good. |
01:24:18 |
Thanks. |
01:24:22 |
You know how you always say |
01:24:25 |
-Well... |
01:24:28 |
Kind of a critical mass kind of thing, |
01:24:32 |
when I wasn't sure, you know, what to do, |
01:24:38 |
I just listened to my heart. |
01:24:42 |
I was listening to you. |
01:24:46 |
Sweetie. |
01:24:53 |
Get some sleep. |
01:24:57 |
So you could've had this boy, |
01:25:04 |
This every-girl's-fantasy. |
01:25:07 |
And turning him down means... |
01:25:09 |
Social suicide. |
01:25:12 |
I'm sorry. |
01:25:14 |
Dad, |
01:25:16 |
it was my choice. |
01:25:20 |
You let me make it. |
01:25:24 |
Thanks. |
01:25:31 |
(SIGHS) |
01:25:45 |
MANDY: Once again, I had to walk as a |
01:25:50 |
For I, a humble peasant girl, |
01:25:55 |
I had spurned the crown prince |
01:25:57 |
The repercussions of which |
01:26:00 |
for weeks to come. |
01:26:02 |
All right, all right, listen up. |
01:26:04 |
This is the moment |
01:26:11 |
Senior prince, Drew Patterson, |
01:26:20 |
Drew. |
01:26:44 |
Come on, man, what's up? |
01:26:48 |
If you do this, you're no longer one of us. |
01:26:59 |
Come. |
01:27:07 |
-Oh, no. |
01:27:12 |
Come with me, please. |
01:27:22 |
(ALEXA AND CAYENNE GIGGLING) |
01:27:32 |
Why are you doing this? |
01:27:35 |
With all these people around, |
01:27:41 |
And I could do this. |
01:27:49 |
And this. |
01:27:55 |
(PICTURES OF YOU PLAYING) |
01:27:57 |
Pictures of me |
01:27:59 |
Hung up on your wall |
01:28:04 |
Pictures of you |
01:28:06 |
Pictures of me |
01:28:08 |
Hung up on your wall |
01:28:13 |
Confess to me |
01:28:18 |
Every secret moment |
01:28:20 |
Every stolen promise |
01:28:23 |
Confess to me |
01:28:27 |
All that lies between us |
01:28:29 |
All that lies between |
01:28:41 |
We are the boxers |
01:28:44 |
We are the bells |
01:28:46 |
There is a title |
01:28:48 |
No matter how hard |
01:28:50 |
Pictures of you |
01:28:52 |
Pictures of me |
01:28:54 |
Hung up on your wall |
01:28:59 |
Pictures of you |
01:29:02 |
Pictures of me |
01:29:04 |
Remind us all |
01:29:08 |
Pictures of you |
01:29:11 |
Pictures of me |
01:29:12 |
Hung up on your wall |
01:29:18 |
Pictures of you |
01:29:20 |
Pictures of you |
01:29:22 |
Remind us all |
01:29:27 |
What could have been |
01:29:31 |
We could have been |
01:29:36 |
Pictures of you |
01:29:38 |
Pictures of me |
01:29:41 |
Remind us all |
01:29:45 |
We could have been |