|
Pigs
|
| 00:00:05 |
Cleaver: She's going, |
| 00:00:09 |
I'm like, "Come on, |
| 00:00:12 |
And then she says, |
| 00:00:15 |
[Laughter] |
| 00:00:16 |
What a fuckin' freak, |
| 00:00:19 |
What was she doing down there |
| 00:00:26 |
Hey, Miles |
| 00:00:30 |
Miles: Gentlemen, I have just |
| 00:00:35 |
Various: |
| 00:00:39 |
Whoo! |
| 00:00:40 |
Are these the Quinn twins? |
| 00:00:42 |
You son of a bitch, you got double teamed |
| 00:00:51 |
Dude, you been |
| 00:00:53 |
Weren't you with that blonde |
| 00:00:56 |
That's right, Tommy |
| 00:00:59 |
Wasn't her box |
| 00:01:01 |
He likes the clean biscuit |
| 00:01:04 |
Miles: |
| 00:01:06 |
Tommy: What about that freaky-ass chick |
| 00:01:08 |
- Anita Kahn |
| 00:01:11 |
She had a stellar body |
| 00:01:14 |
Cleaver: Gave you all three |
| 00:01:17 |
Nothin' wrong with a little |
| 00:01:19 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:01:33 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:01:37 |
Is that Kahn |
| 00:01:38 |
or Kahn as in wrath of? |
| 00:01:41 |
Wrath of, why? |
| 00:01:43 |
Well, Quinn, Zimmerman, Kahn |
| 00:01:46 |
The "Q","Z", and the "K", |
| 00:01:47 |
those gotta be the most difficult letters |
| 00:01:50 |
I guess |
| 00:01:51 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:02:01 |
Look, I gotta get this down on paper, |
| 00:02:03 |
I'll see you strugglers later |
| 00:02:06 |
You still keep a record |
| 00:02:09 |
Oh yeah, bangs, |
| 00:02:12 |
you name it |
| 00:02:14 |
Fuck, dude, how does he do it? |
| 00:02:16 |
Some guys |
| 00:02:21 |
And the rest of us well, we have to |
| 00:02:25 |
[Snickering] |
| 00:02:27 |
Adios, ladies |
| 00:02:29 |
Hey, don't lock me out again |
| 00:02:30 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:02:32 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:02:38 |
Miles: |
| 00:02:41 |
Nice! Snappin' one off, are we? |
| 00:02:45 |
Leave him alone! |
| 00:02:46 |
Big deal, like he's the only one |
| 00:02:50 |
It is a big deal to him |
| 00:02:52 |
All right? |
| 00:02:54 |
He's shy |
| 00:02:56 |
Cleaver: And is that |
| 00:02:58 |
That fuckin' pussy has gotta start acting |
| 00:03:00 |
Miles: Yeah, I know, but just don't |
| 00:03:03 |
Yes, Mom |
| 00:03:07 |
Are you going to bust his balls? |
| 00:03:08 |
No No! |
| 00:03:19 |
Don't lick it! |
| 00:03:21 |
DJ: |
| 00:03:23 |
Cleaver: In less than a month, |
| 00:03:29 |
I still can't get over that |
| 00:03:31 |
Miles: |
| 00:03:33 |
You know with those |
| 00:03:36 |
you could probably hoink the entire alphabet |
| 00:03:39 |
I mean, If you haven't already |
| 00:03:44 |
Who was before the Kahn? |
| 00:03:47 |
Let's see what |
| 00:03:50 |
We had Tanya Anderson, |
| 00:03:55 |
before that we had |
| 00:04:00 |
HmmSue, uh Sutinsky |
| 00:04:04 |
I gotta write slower, |
| 00:04:06 |
Okay, so that's like three "S"s |
| 00:04:09 |
Who would have thought |
| 00:04:11 |
Hmm |
| 00:04:14 |
Why don't you do it, man? |
| 00:04:17 |
Why don't you do |
| 00:04:20 |
Fuck off! |
| 00:04:21 |
No, no, just listen, listen |
| 00:04:23 |
Using your books, and some of |
| 00:04:27 |
we figure out which letters |
| 00:04:31 |
Then we figure out which letters |
| 00:04:34 |
I don't know, to make it complete |
| 00:04:36 |
And what for? |
| 00:04:37 |
Because we could parlay |
| 00:04:41 |
into some major coin, |
| 00:04:46 |
You mean actually |
| 00:04:49 |
Hell yeah |
| 00:04:53 |
You know, |
| 00:04:55 |
but I don't think I want to get involved |
| 00:04:59 |
Fuck, Miles! |
| 00:05:06 |
Is it the battery? |
| 00:05:09 |
It's the battery |
| 00:05:11 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:05:17 |
[Clatter] |
| 00:05:31 |
Do you know |
| 00:05:33 |
I like to think so |
| 00:05:35 |
Here, hand me that file |
| 00:05:36 |
Thanks |
| 00:05:44 |
Here, try that, |
| 00:05:49 |
Try that, that should work |
| 00:05:54 |
[Ignition] |
| 00:05:57 |
You should really get |
| 00:05:59 |
Yeah, I've been told |
| 00:06:05 |
replaced |
| 00:06:12 |
Thanks |
| 00:06:14 |
Cleaver: Now, there are two months left |
| 00:06:17 |
and according to his diaries, |
| 00:06:21 |
And these are the ten letters |
| 00:06:23 |
Now there will be an overall bet |
| 00:06:26 |
Those are 30 to 1 odds, |
| 00:06:28 |
as well as side bets |
| 00:06:31 |
The tougher the letter, |
| 00:06:33 |
Who decides |
| 00:06:35 |
Common sense does |
| 00:06:37 |
Okay, names starting |
| 00:06:41 |
they're a lot more common |
| 00:06:44 |
so "U"s and "V"s |
| 00:06:48 |
And let us not forget the |
| 00:06:51 |
the dreaded "X" |
| 00:06:53 |
I think it'd be impossible to meet an "X", |
| 00:06:56 |
so the odds on the "X" |
| 00:06:58 |
Am I going too fast |
| 00:07:00 |
Big Eddie: |
| 00:07:01 |
I definitely want in on this action |
| 00:07:04 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:07:06 |
there's just one, teeny, |
| 00:07:11 |
What's that? |
| 00:07:12 |
Miles ain't exactly agreed |
| 00:07:15 |
Okay, let me get this straight |
| 00:07:16 |
You want me to carry a camera |
| 00:07:20 |
no matter where I go, |
| 00:07:22 |
find girls whose last names |
| 00:07:25 |
have sex with them, |
| 00:07:27 |
and either talk them into |
| 00:07:30 |
or if they're not into it |
| 00:07:32 |
wait around till |
| 00:07:34 |
then very quietly take a picture of them |
| 00:07:38 |
and then bring the picture back here |
| 00:07:41 |
Yeah, is that going |
| 00:07:44 |
No, I just wanted to |
| 00:07:46 |
I can't believe I'm |
| 00:07:48 |
Hey, even if you ain't bettin', |
| 00:07:51 |
you gotta keep your mouth shut |
| 00:07:53 |
Ben: |
| 00:07:54 |
Big Eddie: |
| 00:08:00 |
All right, gentlemen, |
| 00:08:02 |
let the games begin! |
| 00:08:05 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:08:16 |
# When I walked the hot ass fucks |
| 00:08:19 |
# And they go all the way |
| 00:08:23 |
# When I talk the chicks all gawk |
| 00:08:27 |
# 'Cause they just wanna play |
| 00:08:32 |
# As for me |
| 00:08:35 |
# It's all about quality |
| 00:08:40 |
# Easily |
| 00:08:43 |
# I'll do 'em from "A" to "Z" |
| 00:08:48 |
# When skirts drop I open shop |
| 00:08:51 |
# And night turns into day |
| 00:08:56 |
# Four feet under my sheets... |
| 00:08:58 |
Miles: |
| 00:09:00 |
I'd like to introduce you |
| 00:09:04 |
The "O" |
| 00:09:06 |
Any way you look at it, |
| 00:09:08 |
Got 'em Got 'em |
| 00:09:09 |
Need 'em Got 'em |
| 00:09:11 |
Need 'em Got 'em |
| 00:09:13 |
Got 'em Got 'em |
| 00:09:16 |
# Do them from "A" to "Z" |
| 00:09:20 |
# Line 'em up |
| 00:09:23 |
# I'll shoot them down |
| 00:09:29 |
# One by one |
| 00:09:31 |
# They'll go downtown |
| 00:09:35 |
# yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! |
| 00:09:37 |
# As for me |
| 00:09:40 |
# It's all about quality |
| 00:09:45 |
# Easily |
| 00:09:48 |
# I'll do 'em from "A" to "Z" |
| 00:09:52 |
# As for me |
| 00:09:56 |
# It's all about quality |
| 00:10:01 |
# Easily |
| 00:10:04 |
Miles: |
| 00:10:06 |
this is going to be the bitch |
| 00:10:10 |
So, let me see |
| 00:10:12 |
- You're Tiffany Smith, right? |
| 00:10:16 |
And your friend here |
| 00:10:19 |
- Noonan, yeah |
| 00:10:21 |
Now that's not with a "G" |
| 00:10:23 |
No! It's "N", for Noonan |
| 00:10:25 |
"N" for Noonan |
| 00:10:26 |
Miles: |
| 00:10:29 |
Need 'em Got 'em Got 'em |
| 00:10:33 |
Time |
| 00:10:42 |
Man: Don't forget, everyone, |
| 00:10:46 |
Please read chapters 9 through 11, |
| 00:10:58 |
Excuse me? |
| 00:10:59 |
Yes? |
| 00:11:01 |
Um I was just wondering if, uh |
| 00:11:08 |
if you knew |
| 00:11:12 |
No, the prof said it was cancelled |
| 00:11:14 |
Oh, that's right, he did, didn't he? |
| 00:11:17 |
Oh, I'm Ben |
| 00:11:19 |
Gabrielle Nice to meet you, Ben |
| 00:11:26 |
Oh wait! I think you forgot your book! |
| 00:11:35 |
Man on TV: It's guaranteed |
| 00:11:38 |
[Shooting] |
| 00:11:40 |
Sergeant Rock-Dick gives you |
| 00:11:45 |
Miles: |
| 00:11:47 |
Not one decent piece of tail |
| 00:11:50 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:11:51 |
Guess what? |
| 00:11:55 |
Miles: |
| 00:11:59 |
What? |
| 00:12:00 |
Miles: The "P" |
| 00:12:03 |
She was between the "C" |
| 00:12:05 |
What the hell is that? |
| 00:12:07 |
That is a wicked shit |
| 00:12:10 |
I thought you might |
| 00:12:11 |
That's disgusting |
| 00:12:13 |
There she is The "P" |
| 00:12:15 |
She's been hounding me |
| 00:12:17 |
Oh, send that nag my way, |
| 00:12:19 |
She ain't worth the hassle |
| 00:12:22 |
- Here you go |
| 00:12:23 |
So, any new prospects? |
| 00:12:25 |
Miles: |
| 00:12:26 |
- Nice |
| 00:12:28 |
"N" being for Whoa! |
| 00:12:31 |
Chewbacca, |
| 00:12:34 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:12:35 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:12:37 |
Don't you trim 'em up? |
| 00:12:38 |
Ben: |
| 00:12:39 |
Well, you should, sasquatch |
| 00:12:42 |
Why the hell would I do that? |
| 00:12:44 |
Aside from the obvious, |
| 00:12:48 |
You're nuts |
| 00:12:49 |
What do you need all |
| 00:12:51 |
Oh, I forgot, |
| 00:12:53 |
Fuck off, Cleaver! |
| 00:12:54 |
Fuck off, Cleaver! |
| 00:12:55 |
Miles, does he always |
| 00:12:57 |
Miles, does he always |
| 00:12:58 |
Look if you're so in fuckin' love with him |
| 00:13:00 |
Hey! |
| 00:13:03 |
Cleaver: Fuck, I'm just trying |
| 00:13:05 |
Fine, you tell him, because Chia-dick here |
| 00:13:11 |
In his disturbed way, |
| 00:13:14 |
[Mouthing] |
| 00:13:15 |
I mean, |
| 00:13:16 |
Girls have been doing it forever |
| 00:13:23 |
Nah, you guys you guys |
| 00:13:25 |
you want me you want me |
| 00:13:27 |
so that you can tell all the guys |
| 00:13:35 |
[Humming] |
| 00:13:36 |
Something's gonna begin... |
| 00:13:38 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:13:41 |
Jesus! |
| 00:13:43 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:13:44 |
My pouch, look how smooth it is, |
| 00:13:47 |
It looks like raw turkey |
| 00:13:49 |
Oh, it fuckin' does |
| 00:13:51 |
[lmitating turkey] |
| 00:13:52 |
Ben: |
| 00:13:53 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:13:54 |
Okay, If a chick's going |
| 00:13:56 |
do you think she's going |
| 00:13:58 |
or your fucking bird's nest? |
| 00:14:00 |
Ben: This is by far the gayest |
| 00:14:02 |
Okay, it's not gay, |
| 00:14:06 |
[lmitating turkey] |
| 00:14:08 |
Come on, Benny, |
| 00:14:09 |
a confident hetero shouldn't be afraid |
| 00:14:14 |
Does part of being a confident hetero |
| 00:14:16 |
mean you have to sleep with |
| 00:14:21 |
Uh, I'm just trying to help |
| 00:14:25 |
[Lounge music playing] |
| 00:14:30 |
Oh my God, look at |
| 00:14:37 |
You know, Michelle, if you |
| 00:14:40 |
No, it's okay |
| 00:14:43 |
It's spotty, but clean |
| 00:14:45 |
Waiter: |
| 00:14:47 |
Mmm |
| 00:14:49 |
May I take your drink order? |
| 00:14:50 |
Michelle? |
| 00:14:52 |
I'll have a white wine spritzer |
| 00:14:54 |
Oh, with Sprite, not soda |
| 00:14:58 |
A glass of your house red, please |
| 00:15:00 |
Red wine? |
| 00:15:01 |
That's so gross, |
| 00:15:07 |
Michelle: |
| 00:15:08 |
Of course |
| 00:15:09 |
Miles, you go first, |
| 00:15:14 |
Ah, okay Um |
| 00:15:17 |
Yeah, I'll have |
| 00:15:19 |
with a loaded baked potato |
| 00:15:20 |
Great |
| 00:15:21 |
You eat meat? |
| 00:15:22 |
How can you do that |
| 00:15:26 |
I ordered a steak, it's |
| 00:15:29 |
You better watch yourself |
| 00:15:30 |
What goes around |
| 00:15:32 |
You may be reincarnated as a cow |
| 00:15:34 |
With some big oaf |
| 00:15:40 |
And for the lady? |
| 00:15:41 |
Oh, I'll have the tuna fillet |
| 00:15:46 |
[Snaps fingers] |
| 00:15:49 |
Back with your drinks |
| 00:15:51 |
Uh, I don't get it |
| 00:15:53 |
You don't eat meat |
| 00:15:56 |
I didn't order a tuna steak, |
| 00:16:00 |
Okay, but, my point |
| 00:16:01 |
Michelle: |
| 00:16:03 |
I have a very clear rule |
| 00:16:05 |
I never eat anything with faces |
| 00:16:07 |
And fish don't have faces |
| 00:16:14 |
Thank you |
| 00:16:16 |
Ugh |
| 00:16:18 |
So, what's the story |
| 00:16:23 |
What's wrong with my car? |
| 00:16:24 |
It's a relic! |
| 00:16:26 |
It's a classic |
| 00:16:28 |
A Porsche is a classic |
| 00:16:31 |
When we were driving here I felt like |
| 00:16:34 |
Okay, that's enough |
| 00:16:37 |
I can't take any more |
| 00:16:40 |
I don't have to take this from an "N" |
| 00:16:43 |
I could throw a bun |
| 00:16:46 |
Maybe if you were an "X" or a "U" |
| 00:16:49 |
But an "N"? |
| 00:16:53 |
Take a cab home, |
| 00:17:00 |
And I'm taking this |
| 00:17:15 |
Wendy, hey! What a surprise |
| 00:17:18 |
What are you doing here? |
| 00:17:19 |
Well, um |
| 00:17:21 |
I just haven't |
| 00:17:24 |
I called a couple times |
| 00:17:28 |
Yeah, I've, uh I've been |
| 00:17:33 |
I guess |
| 00:17:35 |
Well here, I, uh |
| 00:17:38 |
- A pie? |
| 00:17:40 |
Wow, wow, that's swell |
| 00:17:44 |
It's a peach pie, so "P" could be |
| 00:17:49 |
"P" for Peterson |
| 00:17:54 |
Uh, you shouldn't have |
| 00:17:55 |
I wanted to |
| 00:18:02 |
Hey, you want to go maybe |
| 00:18:05 |
Well, you know, |
| 00:18:07 |
and, uh, I've already had |
| 00:18:10 |
Well, if it's something |
| 00:18:12 |
Not really No, thanks though |
| 00:18:16 |
Okay, um |
| 00:18:17 |
Well good night? |
| 00:18:20 |
Yeah, yeah, good night |
| 00:18:21 |
I mean, pie Wow |
| 00:18:25 |
I'll give you call later, |
| 00:18:28 |
[Door closes] |
| 00:18:41 |
Did you know you have no face? |
| 00:18:43 |
That's right, |
| 00:18:49 |
Not only that, I got a psycho Betty Crocker |
| 00:18:53 |
Well I'm telling you buddy, for a lunatic, |
| 00:18:59 |
I just hope |
| 00:19:09 |
Where's Benny? |
| 00:19:10 |
Oh, I think |
| 00:19:17 |
Fuck it, it's early, |
| 00:19:20 |
You coming? |
| 00:19:22 |
Cleaver: Yeah, I don't mind |
| 00:19:24 |
Miles: |
| 00:19:26 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:19:29 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:19:30 |
Oh, thanks |
| 00:19:32 |
Oh shit, the "P's" back! |
| 00:19:33 |
Fuck! No |
| 00:19:38 |
You should've seen |
| 00:19:40 |
This is my shit |
| 00:19:42 |
I am so getting some pussy! |
| 00:19:45 |
All I ask is that |
| 00:19:48 |
I'm not going to get |
| 00:19:50 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:20:12 |
Miles: |
| 00:20:21 |
Lot of nice talent here tonight, ah? |
| 00:20:23 |
Not too shabby |
| 00:20:25 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:20:34 |
Next pitcher's on me |
| 00:20:37 |
How you doin' |
| 00:20:47 |
Hi, I'm Miles |
| 00:20:48 |
Hi, Rebecca |
| 00:20:50 |
Nice to meet you, Rebecca |
| 00:20:52 |
Nice to meet you |
| 00:20:55 |
You got a last name, Rebecca? |
| 00:20:56 |
Stenson |
| 00:20:58 |
Sorry? |
| 00:20:59 |
- Stenson |
| 00:21:03 |
That's a shame |
| 00:21:19 |
Oh Hey, Miles, how about that girl |
| 00:21:24 |
Whoa, check out |
| 00:21:28 |
That's nice |
| 00:21:29 |
Those are so mine |
| 00:21:31 |
Those are so fuckin' yours |
| 00:21:33 |
No, I was pointing her out |
| 00:21:35 |
No, I was pointing her out |
| 00:21:38 |
Dude, dude, dude, |
| 00:21:40 |
That's the girl that fixed my car |
| 00:21:45 |
No, you don't want her, Miles, |
| 00:21:46 |
you know what they say: |
| 00:21:49 |
I've seen her up close, Benny |
| 00:21:51 |
She's good |
| 00:21:59 |
So, what you doin' here, hero? |
| 00:22:01 |
You finished three pumpin' |
| 00:22:04 |
You guys done strugglin' |
| 00:22:09 |
It's the fuckin' "P" |
| 00:22:16 |
Great |
| 00:22:19 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:22:20 |
Miles: It's the "P", man, |
| 00:22:24 |
Probably should get |
| 00:22:26 |
Thanks, I'll look into that, |
| 00:22:32 |
God, I mean, |
| 00:22:36 |
then I've got this psycho |
| 00:22:40 |
Miles: And those strugglers |
| 00:22:42 |
Busting my balls |
| 00:22:44 |
Take a pill man, |
| 00:22:46 |
Whatever, but I can't face that P-sycho |
| 00:22:49 |
Okay, well, |
| 00:22:50 |
because I'm staying right here |
| 00:22:54 |
All right Well, come by the bomb shelter |
| 00:22:58 |
[Chuckle] |
| 00:22:59 |
That's not funny! |
| 00:23:02 |
Jerk |
| 00:23:09 |
How you doin'? |
| 00:23:11 |
Huh? Huh? |
| 00:23:14 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:23:25 |
Hey, Ben! |
| 00:23:27 |
Ben! |
| 00:23:28 |
Ben! |
| 00:23:30 |
Why don't you take your fucking balls |
| 00:23:42 |
So what do you |
| 00:23:46 |
Huh? |
| 00:23:52 |
This doesn't have |
| 00:23:56 |
Hi, remember me? |
| 00:23:59 |
Gabrielle: |
| 00:24:00 |
Yeah! |
| 00:24:03 |
Gabrielle: |
| 00:24:04 |
Sure, if you don't mind |
| 00:24:08 |
I'm going to walk around for a bit |
| 00:24:10 |
Bye |
| 00:24:11 |
It was nice meeting you |
| 00:24:19 |
So, how about that test |
| 00:24:22 |
I know, I'm going to be at the library |
| 00:24:34 |
Hey, Cleaver |
| 00:24:35 |
Hey, Benji |
| 00:24:39 |
Why are you looking like the cat |
| 00:24:42 |
Did you fucking talk to that girl? |
| 00:24:44 |
Yeah, I talked to her |
| 00:24:45 |
- Fuck outta here Really? |
| 00:24:47 |
Fuck Nice! |
| 00:24:49 |
You talk, uh, to big guns yet? |
| 00:24:50 |
Uhh Check it out |
| 00:24:54 |
I take it you're in |
| 00:24:55 |
I'm so fuckin' in |
| 00:25:00 |
Ben: |
| 00:25:03 |
Cleaver, what's this? |
| 00:25:04 |
Oh, that is thunder in a pill, |
| 00:25:09 |
You see, Benji, you only get one chance |
| 00:25:12 |
and I am going to make mine |
| 00:25:17 |
Shit, Cleaver, is that safe? |
| 00:25:20 |
Not for her |
| 00:25:22 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:25:24 |
Woman: |
| 00:25:26 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:25:27 |
Woman: |
| 00:25:29 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:25:31 |
- It's a girl |
| 00:25:32 |
You know, you really |
| 00:25:35 |
Hey, no, no that's okay, |
| 00:25:36 |
'cause, you know, there's a lot of |
| 00:25:38 |
Yeah, there is a lot |
| 00:25:40 |
- Yeah |
| 00:25:43 |
- This is it, huh? |
| 00:25:46 |
Vikki, um |
| 00:25:48 |
Can I can I come in |
| 00:25:51 |
It's really late |
| 00:25:56 |
Oh, uh, okay |
| 00:25:58 |
No, I really don't want to be so blunt |
| 00:26:01 |
- But uh |
| 00:26:03 |
You're about to waste a perfectly good |
| 00:26:05 |
That is disgusting |
| 00:26:07 |
It's not disgusting, |
| 00:26:11 |
Fuck! Fuck! |
| 00:26:14 |
Can I call you tomorrow? |
| 00:26:15 |
[Lock turning] |
| 00:26:17 |
Vik? |
| 00:26:19 |
[Woman singing] |
| 00:26:26 |
Hey! |
| 00:26:27 |
- Cleaver: Hey! |
| 00:26:29 |
Things are looking up |
| 00:26:31 |
I like your shirt |
| 00:26:34 |
Well, it likes you |
| 00:26:36 |
Really? |
| 00:26:38 |
Really |
| 00:26:40 |
Looks like somebody's |
| 00:26:42 |
Never enough |
| 00:26:44 |
I've got lots to drink at my place |
| 00:26:46 |
Really? |
| 00:26:48 |
You coming? |
| 00:26:50 |
Oh, fuck yeah, I'm coming |
| 00:26:59 |
Those are interesting pants |
| 00:27:03 |
Can you show me |
| 00:27:05 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:27:21 |
Cleaver: You know, I gotta say, |
| 00:27:24 |
Girl: Oh yeah? Oh! |
| 00:27:26 |
- Oh shit |
| 00:27:28 |
I spilled on you know what? |
| 00:27:32 |
Yeah? Oh! |
| 00:27:35 |
Ohh, I spilled on you |
| 00:27:37 |
I think that's |
| 00:27:39 |
- Really? |
| 00:27:43 |
Yes! |
| 00:27:52 |
[Groaning] |
| 00:27:55 |
Oh my God, Miles |
| 00:27:57 |
Stacy Usher |
| 00:27:59 |
[Moaning] |
| 00:28:02 |
Stacy: |
| 00:28:05 |
Oh, "U" |
| 00:28:06 |
Stacy: |
| 00:28:11 |
Stacy Usher |
| 00:28:17 |
Miles: |
| 00:28:19 |
Stacy: |
| 00:28:22 |
Miles: |
| 00:28:24 |
Stacy: |
| 00:28:29 |
Okay, hang on, you're confusing me |
| 00:28:30 |
I'm kind of drunk, I don't have a whole lot of blood |
| 00:28:37 |
My mom got re-married |
| 00:28:41 |
What's the name |
| 00:28:43 |
Stacy: |
| 00:28:44 |
Stacy, what does the name |
| 00:28:48 |
Swanson, why? |
| 00:28:54 |
What's wrong? |
| 00:28:57 |
Nothing Another "S" |
| 00:29:03 |
Cleaver: Oh yeah, who's your Daddy, |
| 00:29:08 |
That's right That's right! |
| 00:29:10 |
Oh, oh! |
| 00:29:18 |
What's the matter, what's the matter? |
| 00:29:21 |
You okay? |
| 00:29:23 |
What's wrong? |
| 00:29:25 |
You don't look so good |
| 00:29:26 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:29:29 |
Oh fuck! |
| 00:29:35 |
All right, all right uh |
| 00:29:38 |
Let's just finish this up doggie-style |
| 00:29:42 |
No babe |
| 00:29:46 |
Wait, I gotta get behind you |
| 00:29:48 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:29:53 |
I had sex with a girl last night |
| 00:29:56 |
And she puked, all over me |
| 00:30:04 |
Good morning, sunshine |
| 00:30:05 |
Ben: |
| 00:30:07 |
And it went |
| 00:30:09 |
Ben: |
| 00:30:10 |
[Grunting/vomiting sounds] |
| 00:30:16 |
Asshole |
| 00:30:19 |
Cleaver: How about you, stallion? |
| 00:30:24 |
Miles: |
| 00:30:26 |
Nice! |
| 00:30:28 |
She turned into an "S" |
| 00:30:31 |
Damn those "S"s |
| 00:30:33 |
Miles: |
| 00:30:34 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:30:36 |
Hey, man, what the fuck? |
| 00:30:40 |
Dude, these are |
| 00:30:43 |
Not to be desecrated |
| 00:30:48 |
Okay, relax |
| 00:30:52 |
Don't be worrying about |
| 00:30:55 |
What you should be worrying about |
| 00:30:58 |
Okay, tell me Miles, |
| 00:31:08 |
You know, my entire life, |
| 00:31:14 |
How about you, afro-sac? |
| 00:31:18 |
Uh, no |
| 00:31:21 |
Then go back to sleep |
| 00:31:26 |
You know, this whole buckshot approach |
| 00:31:31 |
But we don't have a snowball's chance |
| 00:31:36 |
What do you suggest? |
| 00:31:38 |
[Alarm buzzing] |
| 00:31:40 |
Leave the "X" and the "U" to me |
| 00:31:45 |
All right, well you set up the pins, |
| 00:31:50 |
Another puker, huh? |
| 00:31:52 |
Yeah |
| 00:31:56 |
You weren't wearing my |
| 00:31:57 |
Your shirt? Yeah |
| 00:32:00 |
No |
| 00:32:05 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:32:41 |
Dr Henson never takes |
| 00:32:44 |
- Hey, Ben |
| 00:32:46 |
- How are you? |
| 00:32:47 |
- I thought you might be here |
| 00:32:50 |
Yeah This test Friday, |
| 00:32:54 |
- I know |
| 00:32:55 |
I like to come to |
| 00:32:58 |
Me too |
| 00:33:00 |
Oh, I meant what I said, though |
| 00:33:02 |
Henson never takes his questions |
| 00:33:06 |
- Really? |
| 00:33:08 |
Thanks, Ben |
| 00:33:10 |
Will you share your notes with me? |
| 00:33:14 |
I'd love you, I'd love to |
| 00:33:21 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:33:25 |
Miles: You five-fingered bastard |
| 00:33:27 |
I know, but when there's $10,000 |
| 00:33:31 |
Gentlemen |
| 00:33:32 |
Hey, Benny |
| 00:33:34 |
Anyways, I already |
| 00:33:35 |
and there's only three "X"s |
| 00:33:37 |
Ouch |
| 00:33:38 |
I know, there's two Xu's, |
| 00:33:44 |
it's a Greek name, I think |
| 00:33:45 |
Are you guys still doing |
| 00:33:48 |
No, Benny, |
| 00:33:50 |
How would you feel if someone |
| 00:33:54 |
I'd like to do it to his mother |
| 00:33:57 |
Fucker! |
| 00:34:00 |
Anyways, those Xu's |
| 00:34:04 |
so I'm not even sure |
| 00:34:06 |
Actually, their names kind of sound similar |
| 00:34:10 |
But I'm guessing they're not related |
| 00:34:11 |
Probably not |
| 00:34:13 |
Anyways the Greek, |
| 00:34:15 |
I mean, Gabrielle, |
| 00:34:20 |
Miles: |
| 00:34:22 |
Uh, she's in vets |
| 00:34:23 |
Okay, I looked into her Okay? |
| 00:34:25 |
Her class isn't till Monday, |
| 00:34:28 |
so I'm thinking in the meantime, |
| 00:34:31 |
and the "N"s on campus |
| 00:34:34 |
Miles: Why don't we just focus on the "U"s, man, |
| 00:34:37 |
[Knocking] |
| 00:34:41 |
What? |
| 00:34:42 |
Hello, how are you doing today? |
| 00:34:44 |
I'm fine |
| 00:34:45 |
Is your name, Miss Unger? |
| 00:34:47 |
I'm so busy right now, |
| 00:34:49 |
lt'll just take a second, I just have |
| 00:34:51 |
I'm so sorry, I'm studying |
| 00:34:55 |
Are you single? |
| 00:34:56 |
Yes? |
| 00:34:59 |
Miles: Is focus mode like, |
| 00:35:01 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:35:03 |
- No |
| 00:35:06 |
No, you're not But do you believe |
| 00:35:09 |
Robin is that with a "Y" |
| 00:35:12 |
Oh no, I'm not Robin Upshaw, |
| 00:35:16 |
That's great |
| 00:35:17 |
Can I help you |
| 00:35:19 |
Uh, what's your name? |
| 00:35:22 |
Stephanie |
| 00:35:23 |
- Stephanie |
| 00:35:26 |
Stephanie Newman |
| 00:35:28 |
Yeah |
| 00:35:31 |
Hi |
| 00:35:33 |
Hi, are you Angela Uverik? |
| 00:35:38 |
Yeah that's correct |
| 00:35:40 |
- Um |
| 00:35:41 |
Actually, I'm just doing a survey |
| 00:35:43 |
Guys, I'm not really dressed for it, |
| 00:35:45 |
why don't you come in? |
| 00:35:47 |
I got I got this one |
| 00:35:49 |
- Hi |
| 00:35:51 |
I'm Miles |
| 00:35:53 |
Hi Nice to meet you Angela |
| 00:35:57 |
Miles: |
| 00:35:59 |
Bring on the "X" |
| 00:36:01 |
Giddy up |
| 00:36:06 |
Nice |
| 00:36:10 |
Miles: |
| 00:36:14 |
Hey, buddy, do you know |
| 00:36:19 |
Xeropopolous |
| 00:36:21 |
Sure, she's still in the lecture hall |
| 00:36:25 |
Thanks Top gun |
| 00:36:37 |
Oh dude, I'm not liking |
| 00:36:40 |
Oh, there's only one way |
| 00:36:42 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:36:45 |
Miles: |
| 00:36:46 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:36:47 |
Dude, that's her |
| 00:36:50 |
That's the girl that fixed my car, |
| 00:36:52 |
- Oh, the one that Ben's sweet on |
| 00:36:55 |
You really dodged |
| 00:36:58 |
She's a damn sight better than nice |
| 00:37:00 |
Shit, I'd do her if she was another "S" |
| 00:37:07 |
Did you just call me? |
| 00:37:09 |
No |
| 00:37:10 |
Yes You don't remember me |
| 00:37:15 |
Uh, the red T-bird |
| 00:37:17 |
Oh, right, did you replace the battery yet? |
| 00:37:19 |
Not yet, but she's running great, |
| 00:37:22 |
and I wanted to track you down |
| 00:37:26 |
You don't have to do that, |
| 00:37:28 |
I'm Miles, by the way |
| 00:37:30 |
Gabrielle |
| 00:37:31 |
And I'm Cleaver, |
| 00:37:34 |
- Hi - |
| 00:37:36 |
Thanks, my friends call me Gabby |
| 00:37:38 |
All right, Gabby |
| 00:37:40 |
I said, my friends call me Gabby |
| 00:37:41 |
Cleaver: [Laughing] |
| 00:37:44 |
- Hey |
| 00:37:45 |
- Fran this is |
| 00:37:49 |
Gabrielle: |
| 00:37:51 |
This is my roommate, |
| 00:37:54 |
- Hi |
| 00:37:56 |
Miles: |
| 00:37:58 |
You don't have to take me to dinner, |
| 00:38:00 |
Are you are you kidding me? |
| 00:38:02 |
You're turning down a free dinner? |
| 00:38:04 |
Nothing's free |
| 00:38:05 |
We could make it a foursome Huh? |
| 00:38:08 |
[Weak laughter] |
| 00:38:10 |
I have to study for a test I have tomorrow, |
| 00:38:13 |
Miles: |
| 00:38:15 |
I work at Taylor's Automotive, |
| 00:38:20 |
Okay, tomorrow night |
| 00:38:22 |
Fran: |
| 00:38:25 |
Gabrielle: Actually, Fran and I |
| 00:38:27 |
so maybe |
| 00:38:31 |
Okay |
| 00:38:33 |
- See ya |
| 00:38:34 |
Gabrielle: |
| 00:38:40 |
I think she's gay |
| 00:38:41 |
Yep, I mean what else could it be? |
| 00:38:44 |
Do you think |
| 00:38:46 |
I would pay cash money |
| 00:38:50 |
See, now, that'd make sense |
| 00:38:52 |
I mean, movie night |
| 00:38:55 |
Tell me that's not code |
| 00:39:02 |
And how about the clincher, |
| 00:39:08 |
Well this is ass! |
| 00:39:11 |
And here I thought this girl |
| 00:39:14 |
I mean, she's Greek |
| 00:39:17 |
This is ass |
| 00:39:20 |
she's playing hard to get, |
| 00:39:24 |
It's dripping with irony |
| 00:39:27 |
Yeah Well, if anybody can get her, |
| 00:39:35 |
Yeah you're right |
| 00:39:39 |
It's time to bring out the big guns |
| 00:39:41 |
- Big guns |
| 00:39:43 |
- Big guns! |
| 00:39:44 |
Big guns! |
| 00:39:46 |
You guys are so fuckin' pathetic |
| 00:39:53 |
How long's he been here? |
| 00:39:55 |
I don't know |
| 00:39:58 |
- Big guns |
| 00:40:00 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:40:07 |
Oh! |
| 00:40:09 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:40:27 |
Gabrielle, hey! How's it going? |
| 00:40:29 |
- Hi, Miles |
| 00:40:34 |
So uh, you still doing that uh, girl |
| 00:40:40 |
Yeah, that's still the plan |
| 00:40:44 |
I think we should |
| 00:40:46 |
I'm working tomorrow |
| 00:40:49 |
At the mechanic shop? |
| 00:40:50 |
- Yeah |
| 00:40:52 |
You should really |
| 00:40:55 |
You don't want to get skin cancer |
| 00:41:00 |
See ya |
| 00:41:05 |
Yup She's definitely |
| 00:41:10 |
Trainer: All right, Ben, what we're |
| 00:41:11 |
is try to get you on |
| 00:41:13 |
You know, get your body used to the idea |
| 00:41:17 |
Actually, have you ever |
| 00:41:19 |
Oh yeah, |
| 00:41:22 |
All right, well, this shouldn't be |
| 00:41:28 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:41:36 |
Miles, what are you doing here? |
| 00:41:39 |
Are you trying to get me fired? |
| 00:41:42 |
Well, Gabby, If you're not |
| 00:41:46 |
I'm taking dinner to you |
| 00:41:51 |
I can't believe this is happening |
| 00:41:54 |
I'm sorry, |
| 00:41:57 |
Miles, my boss |
| 00:42:01 |
Then let me take you to dinner |
| 00:42:03 |
Okay, pack this up |
| 00:42:06 |
When? |
| 00:42:07 |
- I don't know |
| 00:42:12 |
Okay, how about Saturday? |
| 00:42:15 |
- Saturday's good |
| 00:42:18 |
Here, let me write down my number |
| 00:42:20 |
I finish work at 6:00 on Saturday |
| 00:42:27 |
There |
| 00:42:32 |
8:00 it is |
| 00:42:36 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:42:55 |
- I'm in with the "X" |
| 00:42:58 |
I'm In with the "X" |
| 00:43:01 |
Oh, I'm in with the "X" |
| 00:43:03 |
What the fuck does that mean? |
| 00:43:04 |
Well, Bennyit means |
| 00:43:08 |
Let me see |
| 00:43:09 |
So she doesn't eat |
| 00:43:11 |
Miles: Hey, apparently not, |
| 00:43:13 |
Nice How could she |
| 00:43:18 |
Yeah, there but for |
| 00:43:20 |
Hey, I like that |
| 00:43:23 |
Miles: |
| 00:43:25 |
No Just |
| 00:43:27 |
Just when you nab the "X", |
| 00:43:32 |
Oh, come on, |
| 00:43:35 |
[Laughing] |
| 00:43:37 |
Sweet victory |
| 00:43:39 |
I can't wait to see Sylvie |
| 00:43:44 |
Aren't you ever worried about catching |
| 00:43:47 |
No, Benny |
| 00:43:51 |
Oh, you know what? |
| 00:43:54 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:43:56 |
Thanks, but I'd rather use ones |
| 00:43:59 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:44:01 |
I wear a minimum of three |
| 00:44:03 |
I mean, it cuts off the sensation |
| 00:44:07 |
Uggh! |
| 00:44:12 |
Hello |
| 00:44:13 |
Uh, sorry, Miles isn't here right now |
| 00:44:17 |
Oh, this is his roommate, Benji |
| 00:44:22 |
- Wendy? I'll tell him you called |
| 00:44:26 |
- Okay, bye-bye, |
| 00:44:28 |
Ben: |
| 00:44:29 |
The friggin' "P" |
| 00:44:34 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:44:37 |
Let's not worry about her, okay? |
| 00:44:40 |
We gotta keep the positive energy flowing |
| 00:44:44 |
Miles: |
| 00:44:46 |
Ohh, yes |
| 00:44:49 |
- Miles? |
| 00:44:51 |
There's a lot of money |
| 00:44:53 |
I know |
| 00:44:55 |
Okay, what I mean is that, okay, |
| 00:44:58 |
and by we, I mean, you, |
| 00:45:04 |
How much money |
| 00:45:05 |
Oh, I don't, I don't know, um |
| 00:45:07 |
something in the neighborhood |
| 00:45:11 |
What? $30,000 as in, |
| 00:45:18 |
That's it |
| 00:45:20 |
How? |
| 00:45:21 |
Well, the odds on the "X" |
| 00:45:23 |
I mean every guy in rez |
| 00:45:26 |
I mean, when she rejected you the first time, |
| 00:45:29 |
And the fact that she's so stinkin' hot |
| 00:45:34 |
Then fuck 'em, fuck 'em all |
| 00:45:37 |
lt'll make my victory |
| 00:45:41 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:45:42 |
Yeah, I love me, too |
| 00:45:46 |
There by the grace of Miles |
| 00:45:50 |
Yeah, I like that |
| 00:45:52 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:46:19 |
Gabrielle: |
| 00:46:22 |
Hello, it's Miles |
| 00:46:25 |
You haven't forgotten about me, |
| 00:46:28 |
Gabrielle: |
| 00:46:29 |
All right, I'm just |
| 00:46:32 |
Gabrielle: |
| 00:46:33 |
I'm kiddin' |
| 00:46:35 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:46:58 |
Can I help you? |
| 00:46:59 |
No, um, hi |
| 00:47:02 |
I Gabrielle was just talking to me |
| 00:47:05 |
and I was, um |
| 00:47:09 |
Uh-huh |
| 00:47:11 |
Miles: Fran, I swear to God, |
| 00:47:14 |
Oh, of course you didn't |
| 00:47:21 |
- Sorry to keep you waiting |
| 00:47:24 |
- All right! |
| 00:47:26 |
Yeah, and I'm learning |
| 00:47:28 |
- Okay! We better go |
| 00:47:31 |
Good night |
| 00:47:34 |
Gabrielle: |
| 00:47:40 |
DJ: Hey it's Saturday night, |
| 00:47:42 |
and have nothin' better to do |
| 00:47:45 |
I can help you feel cool on CMFU, |
| 00:47:48 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:47:50 |
# Becoming what I hate |
| 00:47:56 |
# To have sex on the first date, yeah! |
| 00:48:03 |
# The party's on tonight |
| 00:48:09 |
# I'm heterosexually just right |
| 00:48:15 |
# If you're looking gay |
| 00:48:20 |
# you don't gotta try |
| 00:48:24 |
# Tonight is my night |
| 00:48:27 |
# For muscle for shine |
| 00:48:29 |
# The sluts will be mine |
| 00:48:33 |
# So bring on the shit |
| 00:48:36 |
# So bring on the shit |
| 00:48:39 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:48:45 |
# The party's on tonight |
| 00:48:48 |
# you dirty motherfuckers! |
| 00:48:51 |
# The party's on tonight |
| 00:48:57 |
# I'm heterosexually just right |
| 00:49:01 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:49:08 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:49:10 |
May I start you off with drinks? |
| 00:49:12 |
Uh, yeah, do you like red wine? |
| 00:49:14 |
I love it |
| 00:49:17 |
Great A bottle |
| 00:49:20 |
- Gabrielle: Thank you |
| 00:49:24 |
Miles: Am I keeping you up? |
| 00:49:26 |
Excuse me, no, sorry |
| 00:49:30 |
That must be tough, you know, |
| 00:49:33 |
It is, but I don't |
| 00:49:36 |
How about you? |
| 00:49:37 |
Miles: |
| 00:49:39 |
I mean, I lifeguard in the summer |
| 00:49:41 |
But I don't work |
| 00:49:45 |
Gabrielle: And saving lives |
| 00:49:47 |
No, it doesn't, |
| 00:49:51 |
Gabrielle: |
| 00:49:53 |
Academic |
| 00:49:55 |
Wow Didn't realize |
| 00:49:59 |
Yeah I'm full of surprises |
| 00:50:02 |
Yeah? I don't know |
| 00:50:05 |
You can decide later |
| 00:50:08 |
Waiter: |
| 00:50:09 |
I'll have a nine ounce steak |
| 00:50:12 |
and can you cook it medium? |
| 00:50:13 |
- Waiter: That's great |
| 00:50:14 |
I mean, make it two |
| 00:50:19 |
Thanks |
| 00:50:23 |
- Cheers |
| 00:50:27 |
Hey, baby, why don't come back here |
| 00:50:32 |
Yeah where you goin', |
| 00:50:34 |
don't you know mustache rides |
| 00:50:36 |
Eat this, assholes |
| 00:50:39 |
Yeah, keep walkin' |
| 00:50:42 |
Sounds like you boys |
| 00:50:48 |
The Menstrual Avenger! |
| 00:50:51 |
Male cartoon character: Manners? I'll eat you |
| 00:50:58 |
What's up? |
| 00:51:01 |
Guys: |
| 00:51:07 |
We'll see, we'll see |
| 00:51:16 |
I guess it does |
| 00:51:21 |
Benny |
| 00:51:29 |
[Knocking] |
| 00:51:34 |
So, how'd it go? |
| 00:51:39 |
First base, second base, third? |
| 00:51:43 |
Oh come on, Miles, on a scale |
| 00:51:47 |
It was the best ever |
| 00:51:50 |
What? You fucked her? Nice! |
| 00:51:53 |
So you were just bullshitting |
| 00:51:55 |
That was a nice touch |
| 00:52:00 |
I didn't even touch her |
| 00:52:03 |
She gave me |
| 00:52:07 |
What? Oh, that's fuckin' gay |
| 00:52:09 |
Did you at least remember |
| 00:52:12 |
I can't remember having |
| 00:52:15 |
Well gee son, I'm so glad you and your |
| 00:52:19 |
Oh, we're going out again |
| 00:52:21 |
Yeah? So you'll fuck her next time |
| 00:52:24 |
You can't hoink every broad |
| 00:52:29 |
Sure, whatever, I don't feel |
| 00:52:33 |
Sure, whatever Why not? |
| 00:52:37 |
No, I don't think |
| 00:52:40 |
You don't think |
| 00:52:44 |
Fine You know |
| 00:52:47 |
Go fuck one of those |
| 00:52:49 |
Frankly I don't give a rat's ass |
| 00:52:51 |
as long as their last name |
| 00:52:53 |
Miles, fuck we need it soon, |
| 00:52:56 |
I'm up to two packs of Rolaids a day, |
| 00:52:59 |
- Cleaver |
| 00:53:01 |
I'll get an "X" |
| 00:53:03 |
Which "X"? |
| 00:53:05 |
I don't know, but I'll find an "X" |
| 00:53:08 |
Okay |
| 00:53:10 |
- Okay? |
| 00:53:12 |
All right? But it's late |
| 00:53:14 |
- Okay |
| 00:53:17 |
- Okay |
| 00:53:20 |
- Okay |
| 00:53:23 |
Okay, I'll see you at breakfast |
| 00:53:24 |
Okay |
| 00:53:29 |
So you didn't even feel her up |
| 00:53:30 |
- Okay |
| 00:53:33 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:53:38 |
Hey, Ben |
| 00:53:39 |
Hi, you |
| 00:53:44 |
You smell good |
| 00:53:46 |
Really? I showered |
| 00:53:51 |
You look totally different |
| 00:53:54 |
Did you get all new clothes |
| 00:53:57 |
What, these old rags? |
| 00:53:58 |
Nah, I've had this 'drobe forever |
| 00:54:05 |
Ben? Sorry Here |
| 00:54:24 |
Miles |
| 00:54:25 |
Hello, Fran |
| 00:54:26 |
She's not ready yet |
| 00:54:28 |
Okay, I'll, uh just wait out here |
| 00:54:32 |
Come on in |
| 00:54:34 |
Maybe if you time it right you can walk in on her |
| 00:54:37 |
You're never going to let me |
| 00:54:39 |
You're lucky she likes you |
| 00:54:44 |
Fran: |
| 00:54:47 |
- Miles: Hi |
| 00:54:48 |
Hi! |
| 00:54:53 |
Hey |
| 00:54:55 |
Hello |
| 00:54:58 |
- Are you okay, Miles? |
| 00:55:01 |
Fine, it's a nice day |
| 00:55:04 |
Fran: |
| 00:55:05 |
No Pale? No I'm good |
| 00:55:09 |
I'm good |
| 00:55:12 |
Gabrielle: |
| 00:55:14 |
Miles: Hey, no biggie |
| 00:55:16 |
- We should go, though We should |
| 00:55:18 |
- Yeah |
| 00:55:20 |
- Yeah Hi, yeah |
| 00:55:24 |
See you guys later |
| 00:55:33 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:55:36 |
# Love came from behind |
| 00:55:41 |
# And opened up my eyes |
| 00:55:45 |
# To a world of rainbow skies |
| 00:55:50 |
# Oh, I thought I'd never find |
| 00:55:55 |
# I'm not the nicest guy |
| 00:55:59 |
# But this chick blows my mind |
| 00:56:03 |
# And her smile makes me high |
| 00:56:09 |
# She makes my heart cry |
| 00:56:12 |
# Love bent me over |
| 00:56:17 |
# Tore out my insides |
| 00:56:21 |
# Filled me up with her goodness |
| 00:56:26 |
# Now I'm a one-chick guy |
| 00:56:30 |
# I'm a one-chick guy |
| 00:56:35 |
# Oh, I'm a one-chick guy |
| 00:56:40 |
# Oh, I'm a one-chick guy... |
| 00:56:42 |
[Car radio turns on] |
| 00:56:45 |
Miles: |
| 00:56:47 |
- No, Gabrielle, that's amazing |
| 00:56:50 |
You can call me Gabby now |
| 00:56:56 |
Hey, Benny I might be |
| 00:57:00 |
her roommate's a bit of a ball buster, |
| 00:57:03 |
so perhaps you could make yourself scarce |
| 00:57:08 |
That would be nice |
| 00:57:11 |
And where the hell |
| 00:57:13 |
Did you ever think |
| 00:57:16 |
I might be bringing |
| 00:57:19 |
No Okay, listen |
| 00:57:22 |
Here, there's $10, $20 |
| 00:57:28 |
Go see a movie |
| 00:57:31 |
Go see a couple of movies |
| 00:57:33 |
Huh? A couple of movies I gotta run |
| 00:57:38 |
[Door slams] |
| 00:57:39 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:57:45 |
[Phone ringing] |
| 00:57:50 |
Hello No, Wendy, he isn't here |
| 00:57:55 |
I don't know, he's, uh |
| 00:58:00 |
He's gone right now |
| 00:58:06 |
And uh, I won't be here, |
| 00:58:12 |
Yeah, okay Bye |
| 00:58:17 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:58:27 |
Picnic basket right |
| 00:58:29 |
Miles: |
| 00:58:32 |
Gabrielle: |
| 00:58:33 |
Miles: Please don't leave |
| 00:58:37 |
No You need to sort this out |
| 00:58:44 |
Wendy, what are you doing here? |
| 00:58:48 |
Are you here for Ben? |
| 00:58:50 |
Do you know that I was actually |
| 00:58:54 |
Yeah, listen, Wendy |
| 00:58:56 |
Wendy: |
| 00:58:58 |
You're happy |
| 00:59:01 |
Wendy, it's not like that |
| 00:59:04 |
Wendy: |
| 00:59:06 |
You had your fun and you don't care |
| 00:59:11 |
God, I can't believe I was so stupid |
| 00:59:14 |
I can't believe I liked you |
| 00:59:22 |
Man: |
| 00:59:23 |
What just happened? |
| 00:59:25 |
Some of your stats |
| 00:59:28 |
Not now, Ben |
| 00:59:30 |
Yep, you love women, don't you? |
| 00:59:32 |
You love the way they look |
| 00:59:35 |
But as soon as you blow your load, that's it |
| 00:59:39 |
Okay, who blew their load? |
| 00:59:43 |
Miles You got the "X" |
| 00:59:47 |
Cleaver: |
| 00:59:52 |
F-U-C-K-l-N "X"! |
| 00:59:59 |
"X"! |
| 01:00:00 |
Cleaver: Don't leave me hangin' brother, |
| 01:00:09 |
Okay, uh, well I looked into |
| 01:00:13 |
and I got some bad news |
| 01:00:14 |
One of them turns out |
| 01:00:17 |
and the other one's been, |
| 01:00:19 |
'cause no one can seem to find her |
| 01:00:20 |
- Cleaver |
| 01:00:23 |
We're "T" minus two weeks |
| 01:00:26 |
But, brother, honestly I think |
| 01:00:28 |
Miles: |
| 01:00:30 |
Yeah she has name, |
| 01:00:34 |
Okay Gabrielle |
| 01:00:37 |
So when are we fucking Gabrielle? |
| 01:00:39 |
Miles: Aw, Jesus Christ, |
| 01:00:43 |
It's over, it's over Take your contest |
| 01:00:48 |
What are you talking about, |
| 01:00:50 |
No! Take it and get out |
| 01:00:58 |
What the |
| 01:01:05 |
You want you want to piss away |
| 01:01:07 |
and all that |
| 01:01:11 |
that's your call |
| 01:01:14 |
Man, what happened to you? |
| 01:01:22 |
Fuck! And take that fuckin' smirk |
| 01:01:29 |
Cleaver: |
| 01:01:32 |
I'm going to assume this sabotage |
| 01:01:35 |
She's going to find out |
| 01:01:37 |
Miles: |
| 01:01:38 |
Please |
| 01:01:39 |
Miles: |
| 01:01:40 |
Ben: |
| 01:01:42 |
Oh, and you do Huh? |
| 01:01:44 |
Cleaver told me about |
| 01:01:47 |
It's obvious But here's a shocker, |
| 01:01:54 |
And no matter how much |
| 01:01:56 |
or how much you swifty up your look, |
| 01:02:01 |
And you know what? |
| 01:02:03 |
You're so fucking conceited |
| 01:02:05 |
Miles: |
| 01:02:07 |
And you know what, the sooner you realize that, |
| 01:02:20 |
[Knocking] |
| 01:02:27 |
- Hey, listen, Gabby, about last night |
| 01:02:32 |
No, listen, I have this whole speech planned, |
| 01:02:35 |
Oh, and did that girl help you write it? |
| 01:02:39 |
Miles: Look she was just someone |
| 01:02:41 |
but there was no chemistry |
| 01:02:45 |
But she just sleeps in your bed |
| 01:02:47 |
You don't believe me, do you? |
| 01:02:48 |
Gabrielle: |
| 01:02:50 |
Listen, I'm not seeing anyone else |
| 01:02:52 |
I don't want to see anyone else |
| 01:02:55 |
I don't want you seeing anyone else |
| 01:03:00 |
Miles, my ex-boyfriend |
| 01:03:03 |
He was cheating on me the whole time |
| 01:03:06 |
I don't need another guy like that |
| 01:03:08 |
[Music playing] |
| 01:03:16 |
I'm going to regret this |
| 01:03:18 |
No you won't |
| 01:03:19 |
[Music playing] |
| 01:03:34 |
[Dialing phone] |
| 01:03:39 |
[Remote phone ringing] |
| 01:03:48 |
Miles: [On phone] |
| 01:03:53 |
Hello? |
| 01:03:56 |
Who was it? |
| 01:03:57 |
They hung up |
| 01:03:59 |
[Music playing] |
| 01:04:10 |
Ben, I think you're a really great guy |
| 01:04:12 |
And I like you a lot |
| 01:04:18 |
You don't even know Miles |
| 01:04:20 |
I know enough |
| 01:04:22 |
What about Wendy? |
| 01:04:23 |
He explained Wendy |
| 01:04:25 |
And you're okay with that? |
| 01:04:26 |
Ben, all I care about is what goes on |
| 01:04:32 |
We'll still be friends? |
| 01:04:38 |
Okay |
| 01:04:39 |
[Music playing] |
| 01:05:13 |
Okay, listen Ben |
| 01:05:16 |
We've been buds all year, right? |
| 01:05:18 |
And I hate losing friends over girls, |
| 01:05:21 |
'cause nine times out of ten |
| 01:05:24 |
Generally speaking |
| 01:05:28 |
and that's why I'm not too proud of the things |
| 01:05:32 |
But I think you had it coming |
| 01:05:36 |
Okay, that's about as mushy as I'm going to get |
| 01:05:44 |
All right, now don't get |
| 01:05:47 |
Where you headed? |
| 01:05:48 |
Dumpster, then laundry |
| 01:05:51 |
- No |
| 01:05:56 |
Miles: |
| 01:05:58 |
I really do love her |
| 01:06:01 |
Man: Miles, you fucking cock |
| 01:06:04 |
Miles: |
| 01:06:06 |
[Music playing] |
| 01:06:50 |
Ben: I'm sorry, but, |
| 01:07:03 |
It's a game He's trying to fuck |
| 01:07:13 |
Gabrielle: |
| 01:07:16 |
Miles: Silvio, I think |
| 01:07:19 |
- Silvio: Huh? |
| 01:07:21 |
It's so not natural |
| 01:07:23 |
Silvio: |
| 01:07:25 |
Hey, Gabby, wh |
| 01:07:30 |
You little fucker |
| 01:07:32 |
Don't blame him, you evil prick |
| 01:07:34 |
- Now listen, Gabby it's not |
| 01:07:36 |
Gabrielle: You go fuck a xylophone! |
| 01:07:37 |
Wait! Gabby, wait, Gabby |
| 01:07:41 |
Miles: |
| 01:07:43 |
- It's Gabrielle to you, asshole |
| 01:07:45 |
It's not what you think, Okay? |
| 01:07:49 |
Those other girls, |
| 01:07:51 |
Oh, that's nice |
| 01:07:52 |
I'm sorry, but it's true! |
| 01:07:54 |
Look I threw out all those photos and diaries |
| 01:07:59 |
Then why were they in your drawer? |
| 01:08:00 |
I don't know I mean, Ben must have |
| 01:08:04 |
Fuckin' weasel! |
| 01:08:06 |
No, look, okay before I met you, |
| 01:08:11 |
Okay? But I've never met |
| 01:08:13 |
You're different |
| 01:08:17 |
You've made me want to change |
| 01:08:18 |
Okay, no, Gabby |
| 01:08:21 |
I am begging you, |
| 01:08:24 |
I'm not the same guy |
| 01:08:29 |
When I hear you talk like that, |
| 01:08:33 |
You're a pig All men are pigs |
| 01:08:35 |
So do me a favour and leave me |
| 01:08:41 |
DJ: CMFU campus radio |
| 01:08:44 |
I'm sending this one out as a special request |
| 01:08:47 |
who's in a real bad place right now |
| 01:08:51 |
# I can't believe that I've found |
| 01:08:57 |
# In you... |
| 01:09:01 |
You can say "I told you so" |
| 01:09:04 |
# I haven't done what I have to do |
| 01:09:08 |
Miles: |
| 01:09:10 |
No |
| 01:09:12 |
Miles: |
| 01:09:13 |
No |
| 01:09:15 |
Miles: |
| 01:09:16 |
Fran: |
| 01:09:18 |
Miles: |
| 01:09:19 |
Look, you even try getting in here, |
| 01:09:22 |
Okay, fair enough |
| 01:09:24 |
# ... to you |
| 01:09:28 |
# How many times |
| 01:09:33 |
# Will I say that I'm sorry |
| 01:09:40 |
# How many times |
| 01:09:46 |
# Will I say that I'm sorry |
| 01:09:54 |
Hi, uh Gabrielle Xropoleus? |
| 01:10:00 |
Fran: |
| 01:10:10 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:10:15 |
Yeah, um, Wendy the "P" |
| 01:10:18 |
she, uh she gave me that |
| 01:10:21 |
but since I ain't talking to him, |
| 01:10:25 |
We're not exactly |
| 01:10:28 |
Really, why not? |
| 01:10:31 |
You know Miles, he's just |
| 01:10:34 |
Yeah, no fuckin' shit |
| 01:10:36 |
I mean that guy's been hoinking chicks |
| 01:10:40 |
and now he's pussying after some chick |
| 01:10:44 |
Come on |
| 01:10:50 |
It's always sad when one |
| 01:10:56 |
Let's just hug it out |
| 01:11:02 |
Be strong |
| 01:11:12 |
Big Eddie: |
| 01:11:13 |
Cleaver: |
| 01:11:24 |
Ben: "Dear Miles, I want you to know |
| 01:11:27 |
Of course I accept |
| 01:11:30 |
- Big Eddie: Hey |
| 01:11:32 |
- Fuck face |
| 01:11:35 |
What did I tell you |
| 01:11:37 |
What are you talking about? |
| 01:11:39 |
If my bet's no good |
| 01:11:43 |
I swear to Christ I will knock |
| 01:11:46 |
- Big Eddie |
| 01:11:49 |
Miles: |
| 01:11:54 |
Word is, big mouth here |
| 01:11:58 |
Yeah, well, Benny |
| 01:12:01 |
it just didn't work out |
| 01:12:04 |
- Big Eddie: |
| 01:12:07 |
Then it looks like your pal Cleaver |
| 01:12:11 |
Miles: |
| 01:12:19 |
Yeah |
| 01:12:26 |
You all right? |
| 01:12:27 |
Yeah Thanks |
| 01:12:30 |
Listen, Benny |
| 01:12:33 |
Between pulling your daggers |
| 01:12:35 |
and being assaulted by girls, |
| 01:12:39 |
I guess I haven't exactly |
| 01:12:45 |
So I kind of understand why you did |
| 01:12:59 |
But remember what I said |
| 01:13:01 |
I'm trying to get her back |
| 01:13:04 |
Oh, give me a fucking break |
| 01:13:06 |
Honestly He's apologized |
| 01:13:09 |
He stopped big Eddie |
| 01:13:11 |
He's not even |
| 01:13:14 |
It's like he's on some sort of 12-step |
| 01:13:18 |
Hmm |
| 01:13:23 |
Listen Before any of this stuff happened, |
| 01:13:29 |
I didn't believe him then |
| 01:13:35 |
He really did throw out |
| 01:13:38 |
I sort of, fished them out |
| 01:13:41 |
Oh, Ben |
| 01:13:43 |
[Music playing] |
| 01:14:22 |
Wendy? Hi |
| 01:14:24 |
Hi |
| 01:14:29 |
You don't remember me I'm Ben |
| 01:14:31 |
Ben |
| 01:14:32 |
Uh Miles's roommate |
| 01:14:36 |
Oh |
| 01:14:38 |
We've talked on the phone |
| 01:14:41 |
Yeah, yeah, of course |
| 01:14:44 |
It's nice to finally |
| 01:14:48 |
[Music playing] |
| 01:15:03 |
- I'll be right back |
| 01:15:08 |
Hey, hey Gabrielle, |
| 01:15:12 |
You know if you keep hitting this button |
| 01:15:16 |
So when do you start healing lepers? |
| 01:15:17 |
I'm working my way up |
| 01:15:20 |
What are you doing here, |
| 01:15:25 |
Actually, I used to spend |
| 01:15:27 |
when my grandfather was dying |
| 01:15:31 |
Oh by the way, |
| 01:15:34 |
- Really? |
| 01:15:36 |
Well, thank you |
| 01:15:39 |
Pie |
| 01:15:41 |
So, are you going home |
| 01:15:44 |
Um, no, I'm sticking around |
| 01:15:48 |
Do you maybe want |
| 01:15:52 |
Sure |
| 01:15:55 |
I don't know what to think anymore |
| 01:15:57 |
Look, exams start in three days, |
| 01:16:00 |
and I don't want to risk |
| 01:16:05 |
Meet me tonight |
| 01:16:12 |
I must be crazy |
| 01:16:14 |
[Music playing] |
| 01:16:27 |
All right, so I'll call you |
| 01:16:30 |
Okay |
| 01:16:31 |
You know what? |
| 01:16:35 |
but I completely forgot to give Miles |
| 01:16:38 |
My letter? |
| 01:16:39 |
Yeah, the one you gave to Cleaver |
| 01:16:43 |
Because he wrote you the apology |
| 01:16:45 |
Apology? I don't think so |
| 01:16:55 |
Hi |
| 01:16:59 |
I was afraid |
| 01:17:01 |
I wouldn't miss this |
| 01:17:03 |
[Music playing] |
| 01:17:23 |
Oh It is so fucking on |
| 01:17:27 |
[Music playing] |
| 01:17:35 |
Cleaver: |
| 01:17:45 |
Ooh! Boobies! |
| 01:17:47 |
What the fuck? What? |
| 01:17:49 |
Fuck off! |
| 01:17:50 |
Boobies! |
| 01:18:20 |
What the fu |
| 01:18:21 |
[Camera snap] |
| 01:18:26 |
Gabrielle: |
| 01:18:28 |
[Laughter] |
| 01:18:41 |
So Shall I call the ambulance? |
| 01:18:46 |
Why do you need an ambulance? |
| 01:18:48 |
'Cause you're going to need one |
| 01:18:54 |
Okay, okay I'll admit, |
| 01:18:58 |
But, you know, Miles could turn this |
| 01:19:02 |
I mean, he could change |
| 01:19:05 |
into one great big beautiful orgy |
| 01:19:07 |
[Snickers] |
| 01:19:09 |
He can He will |
| 01:19:14 |
Please |
| 01:19:15 |
# I hate girlfriends |
| 01:19:17 |
# you can't be my girlfriends |
| 01:19:19 |
[Laughter] |
| 01:19:22 |
# Hookers |
| 01:19:24 |
# You can be my girlfriend |
| 01:19:29 |
# Girls |
| 01:19:30 |
# You can have my kid |
| 01:19:32 |
# As long as I don't see it |
| 01:19:35 |
# Hey, as long as you know |
| 01:19:37 |
# I hate girlfriends |
| 01:19:39 |
# They can't be my girlfriends |
| 01:19:43 |
# Oh, I hate girlfriends |
| 01:19:45 |
# Just not my girlfriend |
| 01:19:48 |
# But you can be the ride of my life |
| 01:19:51 |
# The sun in my moon |
| 01:19:53 |
# Just not my girlfriends |
| 01:19:56 |
# Can't be my girlfriend |
| 01:19:58 |
# I hate girlfriends |
| 01:20:02 |
# Whoo! |
| 01:20:03 |
[Music playing] |
| 01:20:10 |
# Whip those out |
| 01:20:12 |
# Give them some breathing room |
| 01:20:14 |
# Why the hell would you strap them down? |
| 01:20:17 |
# Whip those out! |
| 01:20:30 |
# Off come the panties first |
| 01:20:32 |
# Followed by the bra |
| 01:20:38 |
# Yeah, we're talking |
| 01:20:44 |
# Now, we're bangin' |
| 01:20:50 |
[Music playing] |
| 01:20:56 |
# But we don't have to talk |
| 01:21:00 |
# I prefer it if we don't |
| 01:21:04 |
# But them clothes can still come off |
| 01:21:08 |
# Don't tell me that they won't |
| 01:21:10 |
# So please get naked |
| 01:21:13 |
# You look better naked |
| 01:21:19 |
# Now let's make it |
| 01:21:24 |
# All the lovely panties |
| 01:21:28 |
# Dropping to the floor |
| 01:21:32 |
# Sweet back alley handies |
| 01:21:35 |
# Ain't that what Rock is for? |
| 01:21:43 |
# Less talking |
| 01:21:47 |
# And more panty-dropping |
| 01:21:52 |
# Less talking |
| 01:21:55 |
# And more panty-dropping |
| 01:21:59 |
# But if you have to talk |
| 01:22:04 |
# I hope that it's to say |
| 01:22:08 |
# Can I let these panties drop |
| 01:22:12 |
# To that I'd say, yeah |
| 01:22:14 |
# And I ain't faking |
| 01:22:17 |
# Now all the chicks should get naked |
| 01:22:23 |
# Buck naked |
| 01:22:27 |
# Buck ass naked |
| 01:22:32 |
# All the lovely panties |
| 01:22:35 |
# Droppin' to the floor |
| 01:22:39 |
# Sweet back alley handies |
| 01:22:43 |
# Ain't that what Rock is for? |
| 01:22:52 |
# Whoa-oa-oa-oa |
| 01:22:56 |
# Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa...# |
| 01:23:07 |
[Music playing] |
| 01:24:31 |
Fuck off! All right? |
| 01:24:35 |
Man: |
