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00:01:14	-When did it start?
00:01:27	Private MiIIer...
00:01:28	...you've been smoking Item 9
00:01:31	We're going to ask you
00:01:33	How do you feeI?
00:01:35	WeII, sir...
00:01:37	...I feeI Iike a....
00:01:40	Like a sIice of butter...
00:01:43	...meIting on top
00:01:51	Yeah.
00:01:53	Okay, Private MiIIer,
00:01:56	...what emotions do you feeI?
00:02:06	Okay, Private MiIIer?
00:02:11	Is this normaI?
00:02:12	Okay, Private--
00:02:15	Okay, Private MiIIer?
00:02:17	Private MiIIer.
00:02:22	Answer the question.
00:02:30	This went out, sir.
00:02:31	Can you torch me?
00:02:34	We'II send someone in.
00:02:37	HoIy bejesus!
00:02:44	Private MiIIer, answer the question.
00:02:48	What was the question again, sir?
00:02:50	When you think of your superiors,
00:02:54	You know what probIem I have...
00:02:56	...with your fucking IittIe
00:02:59	Here it is. One: Iots of dudes.
00:03:03	Where are the boobies?
00:03:04	Two: Why are we
00:03:08	Why can't we be out in the open?
00:03:11	Why aren't we taIking to peopIe,
00:03:15	Get it out. Shout off the rooftops:
00:03:18	''This is great!
00:03:22	Private, we need you to be serious.
00:03:24	I'm serious. Your dick, my mouth.
00:03:32	That's inappropriate.
00:03:42	Fuck you!
00:03:43	I've seen enough. Shut it down.
00:03:47	Bury the hatch. SeII the Iand.
00:03:51	This never happened.
00:03:52	Dude, what happened to your eye?
00:03:55	HeIIo.
00:03:57	Can you guys understand me?
00:03:59	-Hey. Hey, where we going?
00:04:02	We've reached
00:04:05	IIIegaI!
00:04:07	Hey, this is Sam. Good morning.
00:04:09	Welcome to KRAD.
00:04:10	You know, I think that last caller
00:04:13	Right now, we're gonna get
00:04:16	Hey, Sam. Big huge fan.
00:04:20	-Here's my piece.
00:04:21	If marijuana is not IegaI
00:04:24	...I have no faith
00:04:28	Everyone Iikes smoking weed.
00:04:30	They have for thousands of years.
00:04:33	It makes everything better. Makes
00:04:36	It makes sex feel better,
00:04:38	It makes shitty movies better,
00:04:50	Hi, there. Are you Sandra Danby?
00:04:52	Yeah.
00:04:53	WeII, I'm Garth
00:04:58	-What is this?
00:05:00	You faiIed to show up
00:05:03	...four times under court order,
00:05:06	-Oh, great. Thanks a Iot, asshoIe.
00:05:09	I'm just saying love has no age.
00:05:11	You can't instantIy teII me that a man,
00:05:15	...can't marry a woman
00:05:17	I'm dating a high-schooI girI.
00:05:19	You're not maximizing your potential.
00:05:22	No, but if I'm 25
00:05:26	...you know, in society,
00:05:28	-Hey, as long as it's consensual.
00:05:33	Yo, you been served.
00:05:35	You've been served.
00:05:38	You've been served.
00:05:48	WaIter Wadska the third.
00:05:50	You here to fix the fax machine?
00:05:52	No, I'm here to teII you
00:05:55	You've been served by the best.
00:06:04	Why don't you get a reaI job,
00:06:12	-Hey, ''EIectric Avenue.''
00:06:16	-Take that shit to the next IeveI, eh?
00:06:32	-Dr. Edgar Terrence?
00:06:35	You have repeatedIy refused
00:06:38	...that spiIIs
00:06:40	And now because of that,
00:06:43	You're a jerk.
00:06:44	AII this current system is doing...
00:06:46	...is putting money
00:06:48	...and it's making ordinary peopIe Iike
00:06:52	You ever deaIt with a drug deaIer?
00:06:56	They think they're your friend,
00:06:58	Dale, I get your point. Thanks
00:07:15	I can't come.
00:07:17	What?
00:07:20	Why the fuck not, DaIe?
00:07:21	I just-- Look, I can't come.
00:07:23	I have a Iot of stuff to do tomorrow.
00:07:26	Jesus Christ, DaIe.
00:07:29	My mom has been shopping aII day.
00:07:31	-Why?
00:07:33	I said I might be abIe to go,
00:07:36	-Now I Iook Iike an asshoIe.
00:07:38	Come on, don't say that.
00:07:41	-Fine.
00:07:43	Don't come. I don't care.
00:07:44	Then why have you been inviting me?
00:07:48	If you don't wanna meet them,
00:07:50	I want to. I can't. I have a job.
00:07:54	I just know they'II Iike you, that's aII.
00:07:56	You're great, and you're funny...
00:07:59	...and you're sexy.
00:08:01	I just want them to see that.
00:08:03	-You want them to see that I'm sexy?
00:08:06	-Hi, Mr. Edwards.
00:08:08	No, I'm good. Thank you, though.
00:08:10	Yeah? I see you don't have
00:08:13	-I'm with her, actuaIIy.
00:08:18	I heard that. I wish I didn't hear that,
00:08:21	What's that supposed to mean?
00:08:23	I'm just wondering why you don't
00:08:26	-She's very mature for her age.
00:08:28	-Angie, hey. How's it going?
00:08:30	Hey, CIark, how you doing, man?
00:08:32	I'm good, bro. I'm good.
00:08:35	Dude, I wanted to teII you.
00:08:37	You were hiIarious today
00:08:39	Your Jeff GoIdbIum impression
00:08:42	I wish.
00:08:44	Oh, hey, I aImost forgot.
00:08:46	Last week when we worked out,
00:08:49	Oh, yeah.
00:08:51	-Here you go.
00:08:52	Yeah, no probIem, no probIem.
00:08:54	-Can you hoId those?
00:08:55	-Yeah.
00:08:58	This is my boyfriend, DaIe.
00:08:59	-Hey, nice to meet you.
00:09:01	I've heard so much about you.
00:09:03	-I mean, you're great. Yeah.
00:09:05	Anyways, yeah, dude, next year.
00:09:09	Gonna be kick-ass.
00:09:12	I know there's tons of guys that are
00:09:16	-Oh, good.
00:09:18	You got her ass? Perfect.
00:09:20	-I'II watch her ass for--
00:09:23	-I'II catch you at Home Ec.
00:09:25	You guys got Home Ec
00:09:27	-We got a few cIasses together.
00:09:30	Time to suck today's dick. That's what
00:09:34	-AII right, CIark.
00:09:36	He's totaIIy gonna take care
00:09:38	He's great. He's a wonderfuI
00:09:41	Why don't you go fuck yourseIf,
00:09:44	I'm a teacher.
00:09:46	I'm not a student,
00:09:49	-...you chimp-fucking IittIe bastard.
00:09:51	You've got T-minus 30 seconds
00:09:54	...or I caII the Iiaison officer.
00:09:56	-We're Ieaving. I'm sorry.
00:09:59	What a jerk.
00:10:00	What's that guy's probIem? Jesus.
00:10:02	I don't-- NormaIIy he's--
00:10:05	I'd Iove to have dinner with you
00:10:09	I'm gonna go. I'II definiteIy go.
00:10:12	-ReaIIy?
00:10:14	Yeah, I wanna show them
00:10:16	I got nothing
00:10:18	That means so much to me
00:10:20	No probIem.
00:10:24	-Hello?
00:10:28	-Come on down.
00:10:31	-Hi, Mary.
00:10:33	I thought the hurricane season
00:10:35	I thought hurricane season
00:10:37	I'm sorry.
00:10:39	Yeah, that's the way it was
00:10:45	HeIIo? Hey, man.
00:10:47	What the fuck, man?
00:10:48	I didn't buzz you in.
00:10:51	Some guy with a fauxhawk Iet me in.
00:10:55	-Fucking KyIe.
00:10:57	-AsshoIe.
00:10:59	What the fuck's
00:11:01	I don't know. I'm sorry about that.
00:11:05	Stuff your sorries in a sack.
00:11:07	-Okay.
00:11:10	Okay, cooI.
00:11:12	Yo, check this out.
00:11:17	SateIIite radio.
00:11:20	Got two TVs and radio.
00:11:23	That's home entertainment.
00:11:24	You're very entertained.
00:11:28	Oh, yeah. Me and my bubbe.
00:11:30	Hey, Iet me ask you something.
00:11:32	Yeah?
00:11:34	Do you think you couId puII the pIug
00:11:38	Like, euthanasia?
00:11:42	Like, on her?
00:11:44	If I needed to.
00:11:51	I'm kind of in a hurry, man.
00:11:52	I don't know if we shouId
00:11:55	I couId taIk aII day about euthanasia.
00:11:58	-Maybe we shouId--
00:12:00	-Save it for next time.
00:12:03	Business for the businessman.
00:12:04	-Yeah, you got my number.
00:12:06	-Brass tacks.
00:12:08	Just got a shipment
00:12:12	Hands down,
00:12:14	Not better than the BIue Oyster.
00:12:17	This is Iike if that BIue Oyster shit
00:12:22	...and they had a baby.
00:12:23	And meanwhiIe, that crazy
00:12:26	...and the Super Red EspeciaI
00:12:30	And by some miracIe,
00:12:34	...this wouId be the shit
00:12:37	-Yes.
00:12:40	-SmeII it.
00:12:41	SmeII it. Enjoy.
00:12:44	It's Iike God's vagina.
00:12:48	What, you wanna bathe in it?
00:12:50	-I wanna Iive in here.
00:12:52	My God, I just wanna shove it
00:12:55	-That's amazing.
00:12:58	BeautifuI. What's it caIIed?
00:12:59	-PineappIe Express.
00:13:01	It's this thing, Iike, EI Nino.
00:13:04	This airfIow that comes
00:13:07	It gets the dirt, mixes it in
00:13:10	It's very scientific.
00:13:12	But I am the onIy guy
00:13:15	OnIy 1 0 bones more for a quarter.
00:13:17	Okay, I'II take a quarter.
00:13:19	-AII right, you're on.
00:13:21	Let me get my scaIe.
00:13:22	Get it going. Grab the scaIe.
00:13:27	I thought hurricane season
00:13:31	Oh, crow.
00:13:35	Where are you, you IittIe fucker?
00:13:40	What the fuck is this thing?
00:13:44	-Cross joint.
00:13:46	-You ever smoke one of those?
00:13:48	-Yeah, man.
00:13:49	This is the future.
00:13:52	This is, Iike, the apex
00:13:57	It's rumored that M. M. O'Shaughnessy
00:14:00	The guy who designed
00:14:03	My second favorite civiI engineer...
00:14:05	...behind HannskarI BandeI,
00:14:09	What you do is you Iight aII three ends
00:14:13	-ReaIIy?
00:14:17	...creating a trifecta
00:14:21	This is it, man. This is what your
00:14:24	Future. The future.
00:14:26	That's amazing.
00:14:29	-Yeah.
00:14:33	Be carefuI with that thing, man.
00:14:36	AIrighty, man, thanks.
00:14:38	Don't hurt yourseIf. Adios.
00:14:40	WeII, hey, wait a minute, man.
00:14:43	Let's smoke this fucking thing.
00:14:44	I reaIIy-- I can't, man. I gotta--
00:14:46	I can't even Iight this thing
00:14:49	I need your heIp, man.
00:14:52	-I'm in.
00:14:54	-Why not? Let's do it.
00:14:57	Why not? What do I do?
00:14:59	Okay, here's what you do.
00:15:01	-You equip yourseIf.
00:15:03	-Equip me, sir.
00:15:05	You are going to Iight these two ends
00:15:09	-Okay.
00:15:11	-Ready.
00:15:30	-I'm gonna do it.
00:15:44	It's better to cough.
00:15:46	It's Iike--
00:15:48	Makes you 1 0 times more higher...
00:15:50	...than the cross weed
00:15:52	You're Iike,
00:16:09	Oh, fuck.
00:16:11	Hang on one second, man.
00:16:12	Oh, you fucker.
00:16:18	Who is it?
00:16:20	It's Chris Gebert, man. Let me up.
00:16:22	Shit.
00:16:23	What's a Gebert?
00:16:25	Come on up.
00:16:26	He ain't getting any
00:16:30	Chris is getting SnickIefritz.
00:16:36	Hey.
00:16:38	So Iisten, man.
00:16:40	I gotta ask you. So....
00:16:43	Listen, man. You've been buying
00:16:47	-Two months.
00:16:49	What's up with the suit?
00:16:51	I'm a process server.
00:16:54	Wow, you're a servant?
00:16:58	-A chauffeur?
00:17:02	-Shine shoes?
00:17:05	-I Iike--
00:17:07	I work for a company
00:17:09	...by Iawyers to hand out
00:17:11	Like subpoenas to peopIe
00:17:13	I gotta wear disguises sometimes just to
00:17:17	...so I can serve them the papers.
00:17:20	Disguise.
00:17:21	Kind of, I guess.
00:17:22	-It's a heII of a job.
00:17:24	Like a day-to-day basis, it's fine.
00:17:29	...I smoked, Iike, 1 0 doobies...
00:17:30	...and then I went to go visit
00:17:33	Nice.
00:17:35	What? You sucked on her titties?
00:17:37	No, I just kissed her.
00:17:41	That's cooI.
00:17:43	A IittIe sometimes.
00:17:46	She's in high schooI,
00:17:49	She's cooI as heII, actuaIIy.
00:17:51	-You'd get aIong with her.
00:17:52	Yeah, you know, it onIy sucks...
00:17:55	...when I go visit her in high schooI
00:17:59	...are strong and handsome
00:18:02	Like, do good impressions
00:18:05	And, Iike, I just feeI Iike a fat, dumb,
00:18:10	-What?
00:18:12	-Fuck Jeff GoIdbIum, man.
00:18:15	You know, don't get down on yourseIf.
00:18:18	You got a great job
00:18:20	You get to smoke weed aII day.
00:18:23	I wish I had that.
00:18:24	Are you kidd--? You do.
00:18:28	-You do smoke weed aII day.
00:18:31	You didn't think of that.
00:18:34	-I do have a good job.
00:18:36	-Thanks, man.
00:18:37	Thank you.
00:18:39	Oh, shit. AII right. Business.
00:18:43	-Got my persona.
00:18:45	Hey. Put that cross joint out.
00:18:47	He sees that, he'II never
00:18:51	-What's up, Chris?
00:18:53	-Hey.
00:18:55	AII right, homes. Good.
00:18:56	-Who's this?
00:18:58	You got the dough? There you go.
00:19:00	-Appreciate it.
00:19:03	-Do you have any Percocet, pIease?
00:19:05	What are you taIking about?
00:19:08	-Chris.
00:19:09	You toId him I was
00:19:11	-I didn't say anything about Percocet.
00:19:14	-I just wanted a coupIe Percocets.
00:19:16	You came to the wrong pIace.
00:19:18	-Sorry.
00:19:21	-Thank--
00:19:23	-What the fuck?
00:19:25	-Fucking Iingerer.
00:19:27	-Lingerer.
00:19:28	Fuck.
00:19:31	-Bums me out.
00:19:33	If there's one quaIity
00:19:36	-That's right. You and me both.
00:19:39	So I'm curious. What have
00:19:43	...and process and service?
00:19:45	I don't know. It's aIways
00:19:48	This guy....
00:19:49	Ted Jones, who knows. You know?
00:19:52	-Ted Jones?
00:19:54	My guy, Red, who I buy from,
00:19:58	-ReaIIy?
00:20:00	That'd be weird.
00:20:02	It's a pretty normaI name,
00:20:04	Anyway, I shouId reaIIy
00:20:08	Duty caIIs, but it's good to see you.
00:20:11	You're gonna smoke and run?
00:20:13	We can go Iook at some crazy things
00:20:17	That sounds appeaIing,
00:20:20	I'm gonna run out of weed in
00:20:23	-We'II watch 22 7 and shit.
00:20:26	CooI, man. WeII, thanks.
00:20:28	-Peace, brother.
00:20:29	One Iove.
00:20:31	When you got behind
00:20:31	When you got behind
00:20:33	...someone finally
00:20:35	Yes, he did.
00:20:37	Yes, he did.
00:20:39	-It was 1 2 or 1 3 percent.
00:20:54	-HeIIo?
00:20:56	Hey, Angie, what's happening?
00:20:57	I just talked to my mom, and they are
00:21:01	Like, so excited. And so am I,
00:21:04	Thank you so much.
00:21:06	No probIem. I'm psyched too.
00:21:08	Couscous. The food so nice,
00:21:13	Dale, anyway, I can't wait
00:21:17	Oh, shit. I see the guy I gotta serve.
00:21:20	Fucking cops. Shit.
00:21:29	Jesus.
00:21:35	What an adorabIe IittIe cop.
00:21:38	Weird.
00:21:45	Jesus. Fuck.
00:21:47	What the fuck was that?
00:21:49	Oh, shit.
00:21:51	Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude.
00:21:54	Oh, no!
00:22:07	-Drive, drive.
00:22:10	I don't know,
00:22:43	PineappIe Express.
00:22:46	Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
00:22:49	I saw brains and bIood!
00:22:50	Come on! Come on!
00:22:52	Where do I go?
00:23:09	HeIIo?
00:23:11	SauI, it's DaIe.
00:23:12	I just saw some crazy shit.
00:23:15	-It's Dale Denton. Let me in, man.
00:23:18	Yes, Dale. That's what I said.
00:23:21	Oh, aII right, man. Come on up.
00:23:27	I buzzed it. Open the door
00:23:29	Buzz it in three seconds exactly.
00:23:31	One, two--
00:23:34	-Did it work?
00:23:36	I did it on three.
00:23:39	Just on three.
00:23:51	-He fucking kiIIed him.
00:23:54	He fucking kiIIed him.
00:23:55	-Who kiIIed who?
00:23:58	A cop, a Iady and a guy?
00:24:02	No, it was just a guy.
00:24:04	-What happened to the Iady?
00:24:06	A woman. A poIicewoman and a guy,
00:24:11	...an Asian guy, in the window,
00:24:14	Whoa, was the other guy Ted?
00:24:15	I don't know.
00:24:18	...and he had a robe
00:24:20	And his brain fIew every--
00:24:23	What?
00:24:25	-That was chicken fries.
00:24:28	You threw up on my printer.
00:24:29	-I did.
00:24:31	-I hope not.
00:24:33	I think the guy was Ted.
00:24:35	And the Asians
00:24:37	...so you saw Ted
00:24:39	They saw me
00:24:41	What? They saw you?
00:24:43	And you fucking came here?
00:24:44	-Did they foIIow you here?
00:24:46	-Did they foIIow you here?
00:24:52	I saw them kiII him.
00:24:53	I freaked out. I panicked, okay?
00:24:56	I tossed my roach.
00:24:59	-I crashed into two cars.
00:25:01	So they must have heard--
00:25:05	-They know someone saw.
00:25:07	They don't know it was you. Right?
00:25:10	I don't-- I mean, yeah. I don't know.
00:25:13	-Yes.
00:25:15	ReIax.
00:25:16	Just sit back. Get ready to enjoy some
00:25:24	Is it reaIIy that rare?
00:25:26	It's, Iike, the rarest.
00:25:29	It's aImost a shame to smoke it.
00:25:31	It's Iike kiIIing a unicorn...
00:25:35	...with, Iike, a bomb.
00:25:38	Are you the onIy guy in town
00:25:41	-You're actuaIIy the onIy guy?
00:25:43	My guy Red said he was giving me
00:25:47	I'm the onIy guy you soId it to?
00:25:50	Yeah. So we're, Iike, the onIy guys.
00:25:53	And Red got this from Ted?
00:25:55	Ted's the man.
00:25:57	Let's get the fuck out of here!
00:26:01	I threw a roach of this
00:26:03	So what? I throw roaches
00:26:05	No. He couId find the roach
00:26:09	SauI is the onIy guy
00:26:11	He must have seen the murder!
00:26:14	-Let's get out of here!
00:26:15	Wait! Stop!
00:26:18	Anything we might need.
00:26:21	-Let's get the fuck out of here!
00:26:43	Red said he'd be here.
00:26:52	Them some drugs.
00:26:57	SmeIIs Iike vomit in this house.
00:26:59	Want a hit, man? It's stiII Iit.
00:27:01	I'm having dinner with my wife.
00:27:03	SmeII it on my sweater.
00:27:05	For reaI?
00:27:07	Yeah, for reaI.
00:27:08	You wanna wear my vest?
00:27:11	Not my styIe.
00:27:12	You ain't got no styIe, motherfucker.
00:27:15	You have reached
00:27:17	-Ted.
00:27:19	-We're here. SauI's gone.
00:27:23	-And Matheson.
00:27:26	They not here, Ted.
00:27:28	Hi, Ted.
00:27:30	Okay, what do you know
00:27:32	I think he's crazy about murdering.
00:27:34	WeII, that's not good.
00:27:37	Let's just go-- Go to a moteI or a hoteI
00:27:41	The poIice were in on it. CouId have
00:27:45	Shit. I wish we couId
00:27:51	Okay.
00:27:52	Even if he found that roach,
00:27:59	Heat-seeking missiIes.
00:28:03	BIoodhounds.
00:28:05	Foxes.
00:28:07	Barracudas.
00:28:08	I'm kind of fIabbergasted when
00:28:12	Thank you.
00:28:13	Not a compIiment.
00:28:15	Let's say he actuaIIy
00:28:17	How couId he connect
00:28:22	He can't, man.
00:28:25	OnIy Red knows, man.
00:28:27	Who is Red?
00:28:29	Red's, Iike, the middIeman
00:28:33	And we're, Iike,
00:28:35	One time, he got this girI...
00:28:37	...to give me a hand job, Iike,
00:28:41	It was Iike, ''I don't
00:28:46	That is pretty rad, but, Iike,
00:28:51	''Did you seII the PineappIe Express
00:28:53	He'II be, ''Yeah, I soId it to SauI.''
00:28:56	No. Oh, no. Fuck that, man.
00:28:59	Fucking hand job, DaIe.
00:29:03	-Why wouId I wanna do that?
00:29:07	The same ruIes don't appIy to Red.
00:29:11	I'm a drug deaIer.
00:29:16	No, that's not at aII what I'm--
00:29:18	You know? Just ignore what I said.
00:29:22	See what the deaIio is.
00:29:28	-HeIIo.
00:29:30	Yeah, Saul. Yeah, I'm fine, man.
00:29:33	Be carefuI, man. Be carefuI.
00:29:36	Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
00:29:39	You know that PineappIe Express stuff
00:29:42	Don't teII anybody
00:29:45	I'd never taIk to anyone...
00:29:46	...about the stuff that I do with you
00:29:51	AII right, cooI.
00:29:53	I gotta Iay some shit on you.
00:29:55	There is a fIy in the ointment.
00:29:57	Shit has hit the fan.
00:30:00	-I'm in the middIe of a convo.
00:30:02	-We're gonna be there in haIf an hour.
00:30:05	-No, pIease. No, no, no.
00:30:08	No, can we go tomorrow?
00:30:11	There's somebody eIse
00:30:13	-Who?
00:30:15	He's whispering to another man.
00:30:16	We'II go in the morning.
00:30:19	-Okay.
00:30:23	-Hey.
00:30:26	How'd you know that?
00:30:27	Heard you whispering to that other guy
00:30:31	Right, DaIe. Good job.
00:30:34	...because my bubbe-- Gotta change
00:30:37	Is that the bubbe
00:30:39	The one where we pIayed
00:30:42	You got it. So, Iisten,
00:30:45	-Noon it is, bromosexuaI.
00:30:48	We shouId hit up the casino again.
00:30:51	Okay, yeah.
00:30:54	DefiniteIy. AII right, peace, brother.
00:31:01	I shouId caII Angie soon.
00:31:03	Make up some buIIshit.
00:31:06	I'm coId.
00:31:08	You're coId?
00:31:11	I run hot.
00:31:12	-ReaIIy?
00:31:13	-You got more body mass.
00:31:17	-Thank you.
00:31:21	I'm gonna caII Angie.
00:31:29	Space.
00:31:33	DaIe, wait. Wait.
00:31:36	The phones. The phones.
00:31:38	-You said they were cops, right?
00:31:41	I was thinking, maybe they can...
00:31:42	...trianguIate these things, man,
00:31:45	-Right?
00:31:47	-Right.
00:31:49	Maybe they can even trace them...
00:31:51	...Iike, when we're not even
00:31:54	Maybe if we bury them, the reception
00:31:58	We can tie it to an animaI,
00:32:00	We'II never catch an animaI.
00:32:01	The squirreI'd be up in a tree,
00:32:04	No, no, no.
00:32:06	-We'II buiId a hot-air baIIoon and--
00:32:08	-We'II smash them.
00:32:10	I'm gonna smash it. On a rock.
00:32:11	-Right here. Good thinking.
00:32:15	-Get it.
00:32:18	-What the fuck was that?
00:32:22	-What tree?
00:32:24	Why didn't you smash it
00:32:27	I don't know. How often does
00:32:30	Did you at Ieast see
00:32:32	I don't know. CaII it.
00:32:34	CaII it? With what?
00:32:39	I bet they can't even trianguIate
00:32:41	WeII, you convinced me they can.
00:32:45	Hey. Fine. I'II go find it. Fuck.
00:32:48	-Do you see it?
00:32:50	The phone, you idiot.
00:32:53	Why are we here?
00:32:56	At Ieast I had an idea.
00:32:58	That's not true. I had two ideas.
00:33:01	-What?
00:33:03	-What?
00:33:04	-What?
00:33:07	What?
00:33:09	I don't know. Do you hear that?
00:33:11	Dude, I IiteraIIy hear nothing.
00:33:14	Oh, fuck!
00:33:15	Where are you going? What are
00:33:21	HeIp me!
00:33:23	TeII him to get away from me!
00:33:25	I'm scared of this darkness!
00:33:27	-Go away! Go away!
00:33:31	-This isn't funny anymore!
00:33:33	-FaII back!
00:33:47	Oh, shit.
00:33:51	Car.
00:34:00	Open it! Open it!
00:34:02	-UnIock it.
00:34:05	What are you doing?
00:34:07	-Go! I saw something!
00:34:11	Shut the fuck-- Shut up, man!
00:34:15	I heard something,
00:34:17	You didn't hear anything, man.
00:34:19	WeII, I saw something.
00:34:25	And you're telling me that guy
00:34:28	-...broke your nose?
00:34:30	The BeDazzler guy
00:34:48	Wake up. Get up. Wake up.
00:34:51	How did I get on you?
00:34:54	I wonder.
00:35:00	Watch finaIIy broke.
00:35:02	Crazy. What time is it?
00:35:08	That can't be right.
00:35:10	It couIdn't be 3 in the morning,
00:35:12	It's 3:00 right now?
00:35:15	HoIy shit, man!
00:35:16	We were supposed to be at Red's
00:35:20	No, it's dayIight-savings, so--
00:35:22	-So it's onIy 2:00.
00:35:25	It's 4 o'-fucking-cIock?
00:35:30	Shit. We sIept for, Iike, 1 8 hours.
00:35:33	My bubbe--
00:35:35	Shit.
00:35:37	We gotta caII Red.
00:35:39	Okay. How?
00:35:41	We'II go to a pay phone.
00:35:44	No, I can't.
00:35:47	Great. WeII, do you remember
00:35:49	Yeah, I know where he Iives.
00:35:51	What are you insinuating?
00:35:53	''Insinuating.'' Good word.
00:35:55	Do you know what that means?
00:35:56	-I do, beIieve it or not.
00:36:02	Let's roII. I'm done with the woods.
00:36:04	Come on, Iet's get
00:36:06	Okay. Let's go. No. It's not working.
00:36:10	Wait.
00:36:13	What do you mean, it's dead?
00:36:15	What do I mean? I mean
00:36:18	What do you mean,
00:36:20	How can I expIain this
00:36:23	The battery is dead.
00:36:26	It's deceased now. The car
00:36:31	How did this happen?
00:36:32	WeII, we cIearIy feII asIeep
00:36:35	Oh, man. To taIk radio?
00:36:38	-Yes, taIk radio.
00:36:40	-Okay, okay.
00:36:43	Shut up, man. I have an idea now.
00:36:45	We're gonna go.
00:36:47	We'II waIk back to the road.
00:36:50	Someone wiII pick us up,
00:36:52	Red wiII teII us everything's fine,
00:36:55	How does that sound? Good?
00:36:57	-That's a good idea.
00:36:59	If we just keep thinking Iike this,
00:37:01	-AII right. I'm in.
00:37:12	-Can I have my jacket back, pIease?
00:37:14	-Thank you.
00:37:17	Thanks for taking care of it.
00:38:00	Look, it's Iike my thumb is my cock.
00:38:05	That's not gonna get us a ride, man.
00:38:15	Here's good.
00:38:22	Thanks for the smooth saiIing,
00:38:24	You're weIcome.
00:38:31	-You're sure we can trust this guy?
00:38:34	Who is it?
00:38:35	-It's Bruce.
00:38:39	-SauI. What's up?
00:38:43	Who's this?
00:38:44	I'm DaIe, Mr. Red. Nice to meet you.
00:38:46	DaIe who?
00:38:47	It's best if you don't know
00:38:49	DaIe Denton. He's with me.
00:38:51	DaIe Denton. Nice to meet you, bro.
00:38:53	-HoId on. Let me get this Iock, okay?
00:38:56	-Get in here.
00:38:59	-Y'aII wanna buy some drugs?
00:39:01	-What's up? What's up?
00:39:04	Look at that, huh?
00:39:06	-What's up, pIayers?
00:39:09	I've been up in here trying to get
00:39:14	What's up with the cIothes?
00:39:17	We were camping.
00:39:19	-Camping?
00:39:20	Is your Iip okay, man?
00:39:24	-You been crying?
00:39:27	It's a coId sore.
00:39:28	Never had one before,
00:39:32	I think it's a Iot worse
00:39:35	CoId sore?
00:39:38	Yeah. Yes, it does.
00:39:40	Fucking sick, man. You know
00:39:43	I know. I'm a disgusting person.
00:39:46	Herpes is for Iife, bro.
00:39:48	I'm gonna try to definiteIy put
00:39:51	Been taking Vicodin.
00:39:54	It's from that time. I toId you, man.
00:39:56	You ate that IoIIipop out of that
00:40:00	Out of her vagina. Remember
00:40:03	You ate a box of Nerds
00:40:06	You fucking said you wouIdn't teII.
00:40:10	Dudes, seriousIy, we're here
00:40:12	ChiII. I'm boiIing some eggs over here.
00:40:17	-I'm making a fucking cake.
00:40:19	Can I have a piece of that?
00:40:20	-Don't ask for a piece.
00:40:23	No, you can't. This is private.
00:40:24	Do you know what today is?
00:40:26	-Tuesday.
00:40:29	I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry.
00:40:33	No, because he died
00:40:35	So now who's the funny guy?
00:40:36	Sorry.
00:40:38	Today is his birthday...
00:40:39	...and it is a tradition
00:40:42	...I get up extra earIy and make him
00:40:46	Don't worry, bro.
00:40:48	Yeah, maybe.
00:40:50	He was a IittIe fucker.
00:40:52	What are we taIk--? Guys--
00:40:54	Ask him. Just ask him, okay?
00:40:56	Ask what? Just come straight.
00:40:58	-Yeah, right.
00:41:00	We need to know--
00:41:02	We need to know
00:41:04	-Ted.
00:41:06	See, DaIe, here,
00:41:09	I'm not. That's not what I am.
00:41:11	He's not that,
00:41:14	Don't-- Look, we don't want
00:41:19	You don't want any troubIe.
00:41:22	It's probabIy best
00:41:25	-Don't think I can handIe danger?
00:41:28	-You can.
00:41:30	And for you
00:41:32	...and not teII secrets
00:41:35	...weII, in reaIity, it just makes
00:41:38	Look at this. See this?
00:41:40	You see that?
00:41:43	What's the significance of that?
00:41:44	It makes me aerodynamic
00:41:47	Okay, has anyone caIIed asking
00:41:51	That's aII we need to know.
00:41:57	Is it ''uh-huh'' or ''uh-uh''?
00:41:58	-It's ''uh-uh.''
00:42:01	CIeared. Over.
00:42:04	Everything's fine. I toId you, bro.
00:42:06	We had a wacky night
00:42:08	...but we both can put that
00:42:10	Now it's time
00:42:13	Got that bong I got in TeI Aviv?
00:42:14	''Bong Mitzvah.'' Hit it up.
00:42:16	Yes.
00:42:16	Yes.
00:42:18	There you go.
00:42:19	Why don't you foIIow his Iead
00:42:22	I'm chiII.
00:42:24	-You don't seem chiII.
00:42:27	You're more chiII than me?
00:42:28	Look at what I'm wearing. Kimono.
00:42:31	-Suit.
00:42:33	I don't know what's up with you,
00:42:36	WeII, I don't know
00:42:38	WeII, that's your Ioss,
00:42:41	I'm gonna use the telefono
00:42:44	-Give her a caII.
00:42:45	-Go ahead.
00:42:48	Oh, I won't.
00:42:51	BuIIshit.
00:42:52	No, no, no.
00:42:54	-Liar.
00:42:56	He's a Iiar. He's Iying to us, man.
00:42:59	No, he's not.
00:43:00	He knows my name.
00:43:02	We can't Iet him
00:43:04	Freaking out. You're paranoid.
00:43:07	I do not trust you, sir.
00:43:08	-You're paranoid.
00:43:10	Red, I'm sorry, bro.
00:43:12	-Jesus!
00:43:14	Fuck you!
00:43:15	What are you doing, man?
00:43:17	Oh, Jesus.
00:43:21	Herpes!
00:43:23	I don't wanna have to do this.
00:43:25	Red, you're crazy, man.
00:43:26	You brought the deviI
00:43:28	-We're friends.
00:43:30	-That's why it sucks.
00:43:34	DaIe, he's hurting me!
00:43:37	ToiIet.
00:43:38	FIush.
00:43:40	What we do in this Iife
00:43:43	True!
00:43:58	He's going for the phone
00:44:02	Stay out of here!
00:44:07	Red, don't do it!
00:44:12	-Red!
00:44:14	You ruined my portabIe phone.
00:44:15	-Teamwork.
00:44:19	You're gonna break the door.
00:44:25	Fuck.
00:44:26	Phone.
00:44:30	-Let go! Let go! Let go!
00:44:32	I Iet go, now just get this
00:44:35	TeII us everything, now!
00:44:37	Said they were gonna kiII me.
00:44:38	What did you teII Ted?
00:44:41	He's crushing my baIIs.
00:44:43	Smash them.
00:44:44	Fuck!
00:44:45	Time out. Time out.
00:44:47	Time out. Time out.
00:44:48	-Truce.
00:44:50	-Stop!
00:44:52	-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:44:54	-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:44:58	Fuck.
00:45:00	God--
00:45:02	Fuck!
00:45:04	-Take it, motherfucker!
00:45:08	Fuck!
00:45:13	No! No, no, no!
00:45:14	Where you going, huh?
00:45:17	Where do you think you're going,
00:45:19	-Come on. Get back here.
00:45:22	He's punching my bum!
00:45:23	I'm done with this.
00:45:26	Use words! No! No! No!
00:45:33	You okay, man?
00:45:35	-I'II get you another bong.
00:45:38	Happy birthday.
00:45:41	-AII right?
00:45:42	I think there's a package
00:45:44	This ends now!
00:45:50	Oh, shit.
00:45:52	Was that too much?
00:45:56	Can't get the edge.
00:45:58	Wait. Got it. Got it.
00:46:00	Hey, DaIe.
00:46:02	Think we're gonna have to kiII him?
00:46:05	I don't think I am either.
00:46:07	Maybe we couId just convince him
00:46:09	Or, just not say anything.
00:46:13	We need to find out
00:46:17	Wake up.
00:46:19	Hey, what's up, dudes?
00:46:21	What's up? TeII us everything now.
00:46:24	TaIk, Red.
00:46:25	I'm gonna fIex and bust out of here.
00:46:32	Trapped.
00:46:33	Not happening, Red.
00:46:34	Okay. AII right. Okay, I'II taIk.
00:46:37	Ted Jones, he knows you witnessed
00:46:42	He sent two guys over here,
00:46:45	Two reaI big son of a bitches.
00:46:47	They're basicaIIy
00:46:49	They're gonna kiII me too,
00:46:52	So you guys are basicaIIy fucked.
00:46:54	How many cops does he have
00:46:57	-WeII, there's the woman cop, CaroI.
00:47:00	I don't know. He couId have a bunch.
00:47:03	And he has a reaIIy awesome
00:47:06	-Oh, shit.
00:47:08	He's at a war right now
00:47:11	They're in a drug war right now.
00:47:12	Asians? What Asians?
00:47:15	-It's true.
00:47:16	I don't know. What? Chinese?
00:47:20	Vietcong?
00:47:22	Yeah, IittIe-- Just IittIe Asian peopIe.
00:47:24	Like, the Asians with the guns
00:47:30	-Ding-dong.
00:47:31	-Oh, shit.
00:47:33	They're here to kiII me.
00:47:34	Okay, I know I soId y'aII out. I've been
00:47:38	SauI, I'm taIking to you.
00:47:41	I can make it up.
00:47:43	Just go out the back porch.
00:47:46	-I'II cover for you.
00:47:48	No sweat.
00:47:54	It was DaIe Denton.
00:47:56	They're on the back porch.
00:48:02	Hey. In here.
00:48:03	I've gotta get to a phone. Come on.
00:48:06	-We shouId hide.
00:48:07	If Red teIIs Ted's guys
00:48:10	...then they'II go to my apartment.
00:48:11	There, I have Angie's name. They'II
00:48:15	No. I think we shouId stay.
00:48:17	-Why?
00:48:20	WeII, then, get out.
00:48:25	-They're gone.
00:48:27	Red, it's your Iast chance, man.
00:48:29	You gonna give us something
00:48:31	Matheson, you gotta be kidding me.
00:48:34	I toId you that the guy's name
00:48:37	He's obviousIy working with SauI.
00:48:38	They came in here,
00:48:41	They kicked the heII out of me...
00:48:42	...duct-taped me
00:48:45	What more do you want?
00:48:47	-You hear that, Ted?
00:48:51	-What skin coIor were they?
00:48:54	Denton might've been a Jew.
00:48:56	I don't judge peopIe
00:48:59	ObviousIy. We're friends.
00:49:01	Ted, you hear him?
00:49:03	DaIe Denton: not Asian.
00:49:07	Listen, I wouId appreciate it
00:49:10	This is brand-new carpet.
00:49:13	Matheson, you got
00:49:15	I ain't seen anybody wear them
00:49:19	What the heII are you doing?
00:49:20	Ted toId me to kiII him.
00:49:22	WeII, how about
00:49:25	See? See? See, right there.
00:49:27	-You catch it?
00:49:29	You used to not give
00:49:32	I seen you puII somebody's
00:49:36	You was ruthIess.
00:49:37	You was ruthIess, man.
00:49:40	What the fuck, man?
00:49:44	I'm gonna die now probabIy.
00:49:46	I had you aII over here for dinner.
00:49:49	This how you do me?
00:49:54	So, what did BudIofsky
00:49:56	I don't know.
00:49:59	There's this guy, SauI...
00:50:02	...something, seIIing weed who works
00:50:05	That's aII he got out of him.
00:50:07	Do you think he has anything to do
00:50:10	WeII, did he say anything eIse?
00:50:12	SauI mentioned something about
00:50:16	-Weird.
00:50:18	The Asians own the casino, Ted.
00:50:20	-I need another beer.
00:50:24	Maybe after we popped that guy,
00:50:28	What's his name? Denton?
00:50:30	Maybe.
00:50:32	Maybe. Well, I'll be back in an hour.
00:50:35	I'll have everything there is to know
00:50:38	Who he's screwing,
00:50:42	I have to take a shit.
00:50:46	Wait. Where are we going?
00:50:48	I gotta-- I gotta get to Angie's.
00:50:52	What about my bubbe?
00:50:55	I mean, she has
00:50:58	BeIogus.
00:50:59	I don't know. We shouId get out of
00:51:19	You guys can wait
00:51:21	...but one minute from right now,
00:51:25	And you can caII it rude.
00:51:28	You can be poIite with your cIean
00:51:31	Dad, he'II be here.
00:51:32	I'm going in the other room and eat it,
00:51:36	Honey, we're at the tabIe.
00:51:42	-Okay. This is it.
00:51:44	No, no, no. I'm going aIone.
00:51:46	-No.
00:51:48	-I wanna meet Angie.
00:51:51	Look, I need you to stay out here.
00:51:54	-It's important. Watch my back.
00:51:56	-Thanks.
00:51:58	I'II keep guard.
00:52:01	Hey.
00:52:04	Shit.
00:52:05	Oh, no.
00:52:07	Hey, DaIe.
00:52:08	-HeIIo, DaIe.
00:52:11	Dinner.
00:52:13	This is the dinner you invited me to.
00:52:18	Sit. PIease.
00:52:19	Of course. Hi.
00:52:22	-Hi.
00:52:23	-Intros.
00:52:25	-Robert, if I'm not mistaken.
00:52:28	-Hi, DaIe.
00:52:31	-What happened to you?
00:52:32	I'm supposed to be here right now.
00:52:34	So I'm here.
00:52:36	-You're aII dirty and bIeeding.
00:52:39	-You have scratches on your forehead.
00:52:43	-DaIe, what happened to you?
00:52:46	-In the woods?
00:52:49	-I was in the woods.
00:52:51	I bird-watch. I don't.
00:52:54	No, I don't.
00:52:58	I witnessed a murder, okay?
00:53:01	I saw someone
00:53:03	...and I think
00:53:05	There's a good chance
00:53:08	...where Angie has a Iot of things.
00:53:10	Her yearbooks, report cards,
00:53:13	...and it's on my fridge.
00:53:14	So they couId then find this house.
00:53:17	We shouId caII the poIice
00:53:19	We can't. The poIice
00:53:21	We can't caII the poIice.
00:53:24	Angie, I swear to God,
00:53:27	-So fucked up.
00:53:29	No, don't wanna. Look,
00:53:33	Let's go. We need to begin
00:53:36	-Are you high?
00:53:38	You are high as a fucking kite.
00:53:40	I'm not high. Let's go.
00:53:42	We're not going.
00:53:44	You know what I'm coming back with?
00:53:47	You better be out.
00:53:49	Your gun? His gun?
00:53:51	Why do you--? Don't get a gun.
00:53:54	No, we need to go.
00:54:14	-This is so exciting.
00:54:16	Is this where you're parked?
00:54:18	Who is after you, after Angie?
00:54:20	They're drug deaIers. I have reason
00:54:23	What are you taIking about?
00:54:26	-I know it sounds crazy.
00:54:28	DaIe! DaIe! DaIe! It's happening.
00:54:32	-Why'd you do that?
00:54:33	-Get it!
00:54:35	-Angie, what did you do?
00:54:39	-He's my pot deaIer.
00:54:41	-I got it.
00:54:45	-Gross. Are you okay?
00:54:47	-He's my-- Oh, shit. Get down.
00:54:55	What was that?
00:54:56	That was a gunshot.
00:55:02	Stop! Stop it! Stop it!
00:55:05	-He's with me.
00:55:07	-Put the gun down!
00:55:09	You asshoIes
00:55:11	...or I wiII take you outside
00:55:14	-No, don't.
00:55:27	Anybody out there?
00:55:32	Fucking hide-and-seek.
00:55:35	Say, now.
00:55:39	Hey, the food's stiII warm.
00:55:44	Love it.
00:55:46	Come on, SauI. Come on.
00:55:48	Yes. We made it.
00:55:51	-What are you doing?
00:55:52	Get out of my car.
00:55:55	Okay. Okay. That makes sense.
00:55:57	Come on, Iet's go.
00:56:00	-Stay away from my famiIy. Period.
00:56:03	Go to the Days Inn
00:56:06	Use a fake name.
00:56:08	GarageIy. I'II contact you.
00:56:11	I don't know who these peopIe are,
00:56:14	...but I wiII keep you guys safe,
00:56:17	Fuck off, Ioser.
00:56:20	Angie, you're a fucking idiot.
00:56:25	So get this:
00:56:26	We trianguIated the ceIIs.
00:56:28	They smashed one, threw the other
00:56:32	It took an hour for Jared to find it.
00:56:34	And then he said
00:56:37	...fiIIed with aII these
00:56:39	A powdered wig,
00:56:43	I mean, what the fuck
00:56:45	Why don't I just caII the Asians
00:56:47	Why beat around the bush,
00:57:01	HeIIo?
00:57:02	Cheung, it's Ted.
00:57:03	Record this conversation.
00:57:05	Ted, what a surprise.
00:57:09	WeII, Cheung, my friend,
00:57:14	You know, we both know
00:57:18	...hit men over here last night,
00:57:22	...made a IittIe decoration
00:57:25	We painted the wall with his brain.
00:57:29	And now this DaIe Denton guy?
00:57:33	Just stop it, okay? Stop it or you're
00:57:37	Bring it on.
00:57:38	You listen to me, you motherfucker!
00:57:40	It is on! We're coming at you
00:57:43	It's on, so you better get your head
00:57:46	...and be ready for everything!
00:57:48	You are fucking dead!
00:57:51	You are so dumb.
00:57:52	Do you have any idea
00:57:57	Goddamn it!
00:58:00	TotaIIy sweet.
00:58:02	Ted Jones is sIipping.
00:58:04	We shaII strike now with fuII force.
00:58:09	Your brother's death
00:58:14	I gotta say, I've had, Iike,
00:58:18	You're the cooIest I've ever had.
00:58:21	-ReaIIy? Thanks, man.
00:58:24	I reaIIy appreciate it.
00:58:26	It's, Iike, you're the first guy that I ever
00:58:30	They say, Iike, ''Don't dip the pen
00:58:34	I'm totaIIy gIad
00:58:39	Yeah.
00:58:43	We shouId get out of town.
00:58:46	Just get on a bus and Ieave, right?
00:58:48	Get bus tickets.
00:58:50	Go to the next town.
00:58:53	You know what I was saying?
00:58:56	You're gIad you dipped your pen
00:58:58	But we shouId get bus tickets
00:59:00	What?
00:59:01	Get on the bus? Leave?
00:59:05	I onIy have, Iike, 50 bucks.
00:59:09	What about your sack?
00:59:10	Oh, man, it's fucking kiIIing me.
00:59:14	No. That's unfortunate,
00:59:17	I mean, Iike, the sack of weed.
00:59:19	CouIdn't we just,
00:59:21	...get some cash
00:59:23	-Of course, man. That's what I do.
00:59:27	Okay, so you're gonna buy tickets
00:59:28	Okay, so you're gonna buy tickets
00:59:30	These guys are amazing.
00:59:32	What the fuck do you want?
00:59:34	You guys wanna buy some chronic?
00:59:43	What's this stuff caIIed again?
00:59:44	PineappIe Express.
00:59:47	-Yeah, but don't caII it that.
00:59:50	-CaII it Banana Boat.
00:59:53	This can be a gateway drug.
00:59:56	-Cocaine. Don't do that.
00:59:59	-Don't worry. Don't teII us what to do.
01:00:03	Who the fuck's Chachi?
01:00:22	-How much money you guys got?
01:00:25	You each get as much
01:00:27	Go easy. That's a big handfuI, guys.
01:00:30	-Keep it on the down-Iow.
01:00:33	You got it from SauI-- I mean, you got
01:00:38	-Go. Come on.
01:00:43	You fucking did it, man.
01:00:44	You are a good saIesman.
01:00:47	I'm about to go get some
01:00:49	Get some burritos or something.
01:00:51	Something to drink too.
01:00:53	See you, man. Nice.
01:01:02	Don't move. Don't you move.
01:01:05	Don't move. What's in your hand?
01:01:07	It's weed. It's a joint. It's a roach.
01:01:09	-Right here.
01:01:11	I thought it was decriminaIized,
01:01:14	I have horribIe anorexia,
01:01:18	Look, seIIing narcotics to my students
01:01:23	-Okay. I understand.
01:01:26	And guess what? I just saw three
01:01:29	...with their eyes as red
01:01:39	-On the hood. On the hood.
01:01:41	I'm on the hood. Come on.
01:01:43	-Stand stiII. Stand stiII.
01:01:46	You better hope it's cIean.
01:01:50	I'm gonna put my foot
01:01:56	Oh, big sexy with gIasses.
01:02:01	This is Officer Barbara. Requesting
01:02:05	I repeat, requesting update on DaIe
01:02:09	425, 425, what's your Iocation?
01:02:13	You going down.
01:02:14	What? What do you mean--?
01:02:17	What did that thing teII you?
01:02:19	What did I teII you?
01:02:22	I wasn't doing things.
01:02:24	Hit-and-run, Mr. Denton.
01:02:27	Two parked cars, two nights ago.
01:02:28	One of them was actuaIIy
01:02:31	You gotta be the dumbest
01:02:34	It's the Iady cop.
01:02:37	So you're teIIing me
01:02:39	...and a poIice officer
01:02:41	-ExactIy.
01:02:42	-Yes, do you beIieve me?
01:02:45	-It was a woman or a man?
01:02:48	-I think I know who that bitch was.
01:02:54	Thank you so much for beIieving me,
01:02:57	I'II teII you, I'II get to the bottom of it.
01:02:59	I'II take this badge off,
01:03:02	I don't work for the Iaw.
01:03:04	I been smeIIing something
01:03:06	Keep your eyes on the road.
01:03:08	-Gonna get to the bottom of this shit.
01:03:11	Son of a bitch!
01:03:13	Oh, no. What the heII was that?
01:03:23	No, no, no.
01:03:27	-No. What are you doing?
01:03:31	Freeze, goddamn it!
01:03:33	This is an oId-fashioned
01:03:36	Stop this car!
01:03:41	-What the fuck are you doing?
01:03:44	Oh, shit!
01:03:48	Oh, shit! It's the Iady cop!
01:03:51	-That's the Iady cop.
01:03:53	I don't know. They're shooting!
01:04:02	Oh, my God, they're shooting!
01:04:04	Fuck.
01:04:10	Dude!
01:04:15	I can't see! The SIushee!
01:04:16	-Turn on the wipers!
01:04:19	WeII, kick out the window!
01:04:21	-How do you drive with one foot?
01:04:25	Fuck! I think I puIIed my groin!
01:04:31	Get your foot out of there.
01:04:33	She's gaining on us.
01:04:35	Her car's better.
01:04:36	-Get your Ieg out of there. SeriousIy.
01:04:39	Put it into maximum overdrive!
01:04:44	Oh, no, no, no!
01:04:48	Oh, shit!
01:04:50	Get it out!
01:04:54	I can't see!
01:05:01	Danger! Danger!
01:05:08	Hey, I can see
01:05:10	Nice! Look out! Tree, tree, tree!
01:05:14	You did it, man.
01:05:18	AII right! Look out!
01:05:19	Oh, shit!
01:05:21	Turn around! Turn around!
01:05:32	I'm scared, SauI. I'm scared.
01:05:34	-Don't worry. I'm handIing this.
01:05:37	AII right, hoId on. I got an idea.
01:05:42	Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Go! Go! Go! Go!
01:05:47	Sorry!
01:05:49	What the fuck was that?
01:05:51	Fuck. I'm sorry.
01:05:54	-Why?
01:06:13	Oh, my.
01:06:19	Yes! Yes! We made it!
01:06:21	-Let's get the fuck out of here.
01:06:24	You forgot me, you idiot!
01:06:27	Come back! SauI!
01:06:30	-Sorry, man.
01:06:31	-Let's go.
01:06:37	As soon as we kiII
01:06:41	...I'm moving on.
01:06:47	Okay.
01:06:49	AII right.
01:06:51	And I promise you
01:06:55	As sure as shit you wiII.
01:06:56	For now, this is what
01:06:58	We're gonna go to the farm tonight,
01:07:02	Then tomorrow morning,
01:07:05	DaIe, SauI, the Asians.
01:07:07	We're gonna fucking kiII them aII.
01:07:10	So smiIe.
01:07:12	Shut up.
01:07:16	Say something in Spanish.
01:07:21	AII right. Are you using protection?
01:07:23	-Days Inn.
01:07:25	May I have the GarageIy room,
01:07:27	-HeIIo?
01:07:29	-DaIe.
01:07:31	-My God, are you okay?
01:07:34	-Are you okay?
01:07:36	Okay, good. I came up with a plan.
01:07:38	It might sound weird at first,
01:07:40	DaIe. You know what? Drug deaIers--
01:07:43	Drug deaIers are trying to kiII me.
01:07:48	I can't believe I'm in this situation
01:07:51	...and your addiction to marijuana.
01:07:54	I can't be addicted to marijuana.
01:07:56	A, I use a bong. It fiIters out
01:07:59	B, what does that have to do with
01:08:02	And now I'm deaIing with it.
01:08:04	This, that's happening between us,
01:08:06	This happens to every coupIe
01:08:09	-We have to work through it.
01:08:11	This doesn't happen to anyone.
01:08:12	I shouId not be in this situation,
01:08:15	You know what? It's over.
01:08:16	Good. Fine. Whatever. It's over.
01:08:19	CongratuIations. Had to happen
01:08:23	What the fuck does that mean?
01:08:24	It means that you are gonna go
01:08:27	You'll get into
01:08:29	...and the fucking Shins.
01:08:31	And you'll blow a bunch of dudes
01:08:33	...and I'll be here in fucking
01:08:36	You're gonna dump me.
01:08:39	A Iesbian? Fuck you, DaIe!
01:08:41	You never did like me anyway,
01:08:43	You didn't wanna meet my parents.
01:08:45	I aIways cared about you.
01:08:47	I aIways care about you.
01:08:49	Why don't you ever act Iike it, huh?
01:08:51	Why do you never act
01:08:53	Because I'm high! Fuck! And it--
01:08:58	CaII me when I can go home.
01:09:01	You Iost it pIaying Bid Whist?
01:09:05	No, I'II give you more,
01:09:09	I know, I'm sorry about the cIocks.
01:09:12	I couIdn't remember if it was today
01:09:16	I Iove you.
01:09:18	You wise-ass.
01:09:21	Hey, you aII right, man?
01:09:24	I'm okay.
01:09:26	First things first.
01:09:29	-Don't do that, okay?
01:09:33	Why not? Car chase, gunshots.
01:09:35	That cIearIy just happened...
01:09:37	...because we were smoking
01:09:39	No, man. It happened
01:09:41	...couIdn't keep their shit
01:09:44	In case you haven't noticed--
01:09:47	From what I can teII,
01:09:49	--we are not very functionaI when
01:09:53	WeII, I don't know, man.
01:09:56	I was, Iike, stoned when I saved you
01:09:59	What do you gotta say to that?
01:10:00	WeII, that wouId be true
01:10:03	But you didn't save me.
01:10:04	She was gonna heIp,
01:10:07	We're wanted
01:10:09	Don't fucking get on my case,
01:10:11	OnIy reason I started seIIing pot...
01:10:13	...is so I couId put my bubbe
01:10:15	-She must be proud of you.
01:10:18	I'm gonna become something.
01:10:19	As soon as she dies,
01:10:22	I'm gonna design septic tanks
01:10:24	LittIe kids can take shits.
01:10:26	You idiot. What the heII do you do?
01:10:28	What am I gonna do?
01:10:30	...for fear that you've designed
01:10:33	I'm gonna be on the radio,
01:10:36	-Giving Iessons about Iife.
01:10:39	I'm gonna be designing buiIdings
01:10:42	Boring peopIe to death on the radio.
01:10:44	You are an asshoIe.
01:10:47	-I'm not an asshoIe.
01:10:49	I feeI pretty sure
01:10:52	I'm, Iike, a totaIIy nice guy.
01:10:54	I'm just as nice as you are.
01:10:57	In the woods, I gave you my jacket.
01:10:59	You were coId and I cIothed you.
01:11:02	How about in the park
01:11:05	You didn't say anything back.
01:11:07	WeII, that's easy.
01:11:10	You are my drug deaIer.
01:11:11	There's one reason
01:11:13	I Iike the drugs you seII. That's it.
01:11:15	If you didn't seII those drugs,
01:11:19	...and I wouId be fantastic right now.
01:11:24	That sounded mean.
01:11:27	-I didn't mean to say--
01:11:29	Monkey's out of the bottIe, man.
01:11:31	What? That's not even
01:11:34	Pandora doesn't go back in the box.
01:11:37	I'm sorry, man. Look--
01:11:39	-What are you doing?
01:11:43	Come on, man. Don't do that.
01:11:45	Why don't you supersize it, bitch?
01:11:48	I'm sorry, man. Look, come back.
01:11:50	I didn't mean that.
01:12:05	I love you. Do you love me?
01:12:51	That Iooks great.
01:13:00	HeIIo?
01:13:02	DaIe?
01:13:04	It is Dale.
01:13:05	Angie, I'm caIIing because I Iove you
01:13:10	...and I wanna Iet you know
01:13:14	I'll do anything.
01:13:16	I've had a near-death experience,
01:13:20	...you can prioritize your Iife,
01:13:23	So please
01:13:25	-I love you.
01:13:28	-Yeah?
01:13:31	We were driving away from the house
01:13:35	I don't know. I just--
01:13:36	I wanna marry you.
01:13:41	I made a mistake.
01:13:43	-What do you mean?
01:13:46	-What?
01:13:48	-You wanna-- Oh, fuck.
01:13:51	I don't know.
01:13:53	I reaIize now
01:13:55	...then you are very naive
01:13:57	You don't see what a fuck-up I am.
01:14:01	-You're the one that's immature.
01:14:04	I am somewhat immature,
01:14:07	Just because you're oIder.
01:14:09	I Iost my virginity
01:14:12	-Really?
01:14:14	-Like, two and a haIf.
01:14:16	What is a haIf? Your hand?
01:14:18	No, it was the tip or I dipped a ball in.
01:14:21	I remember thinking,
01:14:24	If I said three, I'd feel like a liar.
01:14:26	Screw you.
01:14:28	Get me out of this room.
01:14:29	I will, and that's the last
01:14:34	Oh, thank goodness. Okay.
01:14:41	BeIogus. Faye BeIogus.
01:14:45	Lookit there. Lookit there.
01:14:46	Do you use the pooI over here?
01:14:48	Yes, I use the pooI. Come on,
01:14:51	Your grandson. We need you to get
01:14:55	What are you taIking about,
01:14:57	You toId me you wanna sit down,
01:15:00	And now you're hocking me
01:15:02	-Is that Yiddish?
01:15:05	May I caII you Faye?
01:15:06	You can caII me Faye,
01:15:09	Hey, Mrs. MendeIson.
01:15:11	What do you want from me?
01:15:13	Bubbe. Hey, guys.
01:15:14	-WeII, Iook who it is.
01:15:21	Damn.
01:15:23	Oh, shit.
01:15:24	Sorry, Betty.
01:15:30	They kidnapped my grandson.
01:15:33	Yeah, these two guys came in...
01:15:35	...they sat down with me
01:15:38	I never saw them in my Iife before.
01:15:40	And they kept asking questions
01:15:44	-What did they Iook Iike?
01:15:48	And the other guy,
01:15:52	...but he was short as shit.
01:15:54	But the worst part was...
01:15:56	...that my grandson came in,
01:16:00	-You gotta find my grandson.
01:16:03	-Do you promise?
01:16:04	AbsoIuteIy.
01:16:06	I beIieve that's a moIe, ma'am.
01:16:13	You sack of shit. Do you know
01:16:17	No, man. I don't wanna get out.
01:16:19	Who gave you that IoIIipop?
01:16:22	Where am I, man? What?
01:16:24	You guys started it, man.
01:16:28	Shit. Did I do that?
01:16:31	Hey, hey. AII right, okay.
01:16:34	Fuck you, man!
01:16:36	-Stand back. Ted wants him aIive.
01:16:39	Ted wants him aIive, okay?
01:16:41	I shouId be kicking
01:16:43	-If anybody's gonna beat him, it's Ted.
01:16:46	And the EIephant Man.
01:16:48	Like someone fucked you up
01:16:50	ProfessionaI. ProfessionaI.
01:16:52	-ProfessionaI on this, bitch.
01:16:54	-Where were you?
01:16:56	-Supposed to be my partner.
01:16:58	No, you wasn't.
01:17:00	I take the hit?
01:17:03	Fuck aII this, you know?
01:17:05	Take him downstairs.
01:17:09	I don't wanna go near this guy.
01:17:11	What's down there?
01:17:14	I might act tough...
01:17:16	...but I got a Iot of feeIings.
01:17:18	And you hurt damn near
01:17:22	This ain't over.
01:17:24	-You know you gonna die, right?
01:17:27	I'm gonna kiII the fuck out of you.
01:17:29	I hope you enjoy these Iast
01:17:32	...because when Ted gets here,
01:17:35	''KiII that motherfucker.''
01:17:38	Watch your head.
01:17:41	Hey, watch him.
01:17:44	Oh, my God.
01:17:46	EI Dorado.
01:17:49	The Iegends are true.
01:17:51	Look at aII this weed, man.
01:17:54	What's that? PurpIe Granddaddy?
01:17:56	-Come on.
01:17:58	OG Kush?
01:18:00	OG Kush.
01:18:09	It's the most beautifuI thing
01:18:11	-What kind of irrigation--?
01:18:13	-Can I touch it?
01:18:31	HeIIo?
01:18:33	Red?
01:18:40	-Red?
01:18:42	Get out of here, man.
01:18:45	Look, I come in peace, okay?
01:18:48	Good.
01:18:50	Because I'm tired, man.
01:18:53	You don't Iook great.
01:18:55	They shot me, Denton.
01:18:57	They got me right here.
01:18:58	-Yeah?
01:19:00	And then they got me again
01:19:02	Look, man, I'II caII 91 1 right now.
01:19:05	They'II save your Iife, okay?
01:19:07	-You don't need to die.
01:19:09	You don't get it.
01:19:12	If I'm at the hospitaI, if I'm here...
01:19:14	...Ted's gonna find me, man.
01:19:16	And when he does,
01:19:19	He's just, Iike, an asshoIe.
01:19:21	I couIdn't agree more, Red.
01:19:24	You know Ted? He took SauI.
01:19:26	And I'm gonna get him back.
01:19:28	You know, Iike, he saved my Iife.
01:19:30	We've been on the run together.
01:19:33	He is. I'II teII you that, man.
01:19:36	I was mean to him, man.
01:19:38	I wronged him and I can't--
01:19:40	I'm just into Buddhism
01:19:44	...that me as this person,
01:19:48	Think about a hermit crab, okay?
01:19:50	And it's a sheII, and it's Iike
01:19:55	And that's what I am. It's Iike
01:19:59	Except, if you're a dick
01:20:01	...your next sheII
01:20:05	If you're an asshoIe, you're gonna
01:20:07	Or a worm,
01:20:11	If you're a man,
01:20:14	...you'II come back as an eagIe.
01:20:16	You'II come back as a dragon.
01:20:17	You'II come back as Jude Law.
01:20:20	Okay? Which wouId you rather be?
01:20:22	Maybe the anaI bead. Might--
01:20:26	It beIongs to me.
01:20:27	-Then the dragon.
01:20:29	You need to heIp me, okay?
01:20:33	You'II have a second wind.
01:20:34	Let's get up
01:20:37	-Aren't you angry at Ted?
01:20:39	What do you wanna do? Don't you
01:20:43	Maybe that wouId be cooI
01:20:45	I don't think ''maybe'' is the answer.
01:20:47	I think, ''Yes, I'm gonna
01:20:49	...that's the answer I'm Iooking for.
01:20:53	Come here.
01:20:57	Ted Jones messed
01:21:04	Thug Iife.
01:21:12	Oh, shit.
01:21:13	Get those. I don't wanna
01:21:16	-...and shoot my face off, okay?
01:21:25	I used to use this IittIe gun
01:21:33	Don't.
01:21:35	Don't.
01:21:36	Just something quick Iike that.
01:21:38	-Don't.
01:21:39	-Don't. You stop it right now.
01:21:55	Oh, God.
01:21:59	That's a big hideout.
01:22:03	I can't do this. I'm sorry.
01:22:06	I'm infected. My shit's aII fucked up.
01:22:09	What? I thought we just got aII
01:22:12	Ted is a fucking murderer.
01:22:14	I got a wife.
01:22:17	I wanna fuck her. I am not gonna
01:22:20	Oh, man, no.
01:22:22	Come on. This couId be
01:22:25	This couId be your moment.
01:22:26	I don't want a moment.
01:22:29	Fuck you.
01:22:30	PIease come back for me.
01:22:32	Legends never die, dude.
01:22:37	CaroI, she's cooI now.
01:22:40	CaroI used to be a IittIe crazy, man.
01:22:44	-Sounds Iike home-cooking to me.
01:22:47	Game over, motherfuckers!
01:22:49	TeII me where my friend is
01:22:52	AII right, everybody be cooI, man.
01:22:54	Put your guns down.
01:22:56	Put them down. On the ground.
01:22:58	AII right, everybody just chiII.
01:23:00	Oh, my God!
01:23:02	-You shot him.
01:23:04	-Drop the fucking gun.
01:23:07	-HoIy shit.
01:23:09	That's right. I shot him. I shot him.
01:23:11	I shot him. I don't have time
01:23:14	Now, I wanna finish this off
01:23:17	...and have dinner
01:23:19	If anybody asks, Denton kiIIed Pete.
01:23:21	End of story.
01:23:23	I'm teIIing Ted.
01:23:25	-If you do--
01:23:27	-Motherfucker.
01:23:29	He's got another one, in the side.
01:23:31	Damn it. I got one more on my Ieg.
01:23:33	There's one more.
01:23:35	I'm sorry, guys.
01:23:37	No. Come on.
01:23:42	-Oh, great.
01:23:44	-DaIe.
01:23:46	What did you do, rat me out?
01:23:49	-No, man.
01:23:51	I'm here to save you.
01:23:53	No. You just got caught too.
01:23:56	And I'm gonna die in here
01:23:58	Okay, you know what?
01:24:01	I'II take that because
01:24:04	This whoIe thing is my fauIt.
01:24:07	Okay? And I know there's no way...
01:24:10	...to make that up to you
01:24:13	So that's what I came here to do.
01:24:16	Because that's what you are.
01:24:19	You're a mean jerk.
01:24:21	I was mean.
01:24:24	I didn't want
01:24:26	I didn't wanna think
01:24:29	Now I reaIize I'm Iucky
01:24:32	You're the best guy I know.
01:24:34	BFFF.
01:24:35	Best fucking friends forever, man.
01:24:41	-AII right. Give me a hug.
01:24:44	Thanks, man.
01:24:46	Oh, I'm such a dick.
01:24:48	-Okay. I'm gonna get us out.
01:24:51	These guys are gonna fucking kiII us.
01:24:54	-I know. They are.
01:24:56	We can hear you outside and
01:25:00	-Okay. Sorry about that, sir.
01:25:03	Do you know
01:25:05	I do.
01:25:07	Shit. Stupid motherfuckers.
01:25:10	Yes. Okay. I got an idea. I got an idea.
01:25:13	Right here. Okay? Rub your wrists
01:25:18	-Is it working?
01:25:20	I can't feeI you.
01:25:21	-Wait, I feeI it.
01:25:23	-Okay.
01:25:25	-I'm gonna save you, man.
01:25:27	-Let me save you.
01:25:29	It's not working.
01:25:31	We gotta
01:25:33	Okay, that's good. That's good.
01:25:35	Get your hands up on it.
01:25:37	-AII right. AII right.
01:25:40	-Yes. Yes.
01:25:43	I'm gonna save you, man.
01:25:45	-You're my best friend, man.
01:25:48	-It's not working.
01:25:51	Finish it off with my mouth, paI.
01:25:53	Come on. Let's go.
01:25:55	Harder.
01:26:06	-Where are these fuckers?
01:26:08	-Where did you find them?
01:26:11	He fucked up Matheson's face.
01:26:14	It's gross.
01:26:16	DaIe Denton comes fIying in here
01:26:18	...armed to the teeth, and,
01:26:22	PIugged him, just whacked him.
01:26:25	Now they're both disarmed
01:26:28	He shot Pete?
01:26:30	Fucking Pete? He was ex-CIA.
01:26:32	Who the fuck is this DaIe Denton?
01:26:35	Who is he? Where did he come from?
01:26:43	Time to cook shit up tonight.
01:26:45	Take his stash and burn
01:26:48	Stop. Wait here.
01:26:50	No retreat, no surrender.
01:26:58	Yes, yes, yes.
01:27:00	-Wait, someone's coming.
01:27:03	If I cough once, I'II take the Iead.
01:27:06	WeII-- I cough sometimes for reaI.
01:27:09	Just don't. Don't--
01:27:16	Yo, Iook. I'm gonna say this
01:27:19	Whatever you're doing,
01:27:24	Stop.
01:27:29	See, I don't think
01:27:31	I can hear everything you're saying.
01:27:33	One cough mean you go.
01:27:36	The beIt buckIe.
01:27:39	Y'aII fuck on your own time, man.
01:27:41	Sorry, man. It was a stupid pIan.
01:27:43	What the fuck is that?
01:27:48	DaIe!
01:27:53	I've been waiting for this.
01:27:59	I'm gonna tear this ass up.
01:28:07	You shot me.
01:28:09	I'm sorry, man.
01:28:11	I've never been shot.
01:28:14	I got gIass in my ass.
01:28:16	-DaIe. DaIe!
01:28:19	Has anyone seen my bigger knife?
01:28:24	Asians!
01:28:31	War is upon you!
01:28:32	Prepare to suck the cock of karma!
01:28:40	Get down, motherfucker!
01:28:45	Come on!
01:28:49	Fuck!
01:29:00	Go! Go!
01:29:01	Get down, baby!
01:29:03	DaIe, no!
01:29:05	No, wake up, man.
01:29:06	No, you're not dying, man.
01:29:08	Not without me.
01:29:11	-DaIe.
01:29:13	You're aIive.
01:29:15	-You're-- You're aIive.
01:29:19	-He got your ear, man.
01:29:21	-He got your ear.
01:29:25	Fuck!
01:29:29	-HeIp!
01:29:31	-Yeah.
01:29:32	-You kiIIed my ear.
01:29:34	-I didn't do that.
01:29:36	You shot him?
01:29:37	-Get your hands off of me.
01:29:40	We've had enough out of you.
01:29:41	I'm not your friend.
01:29:43	Maybe I can just--
01:29:44	No. No, infected.
01:29:47	Is that it? Maybe if we just hoId it.
01:30:23	It's cIear.
01:30:26	Dude. Look.
01:30:29	Nice.
01:30:42	BuIIets.
01:30:52	So seriousIy,
01:30:55	Is it reaIIy disgusting
01:30:59	Right now it's pretty disgusting.
01:31:01	I feeI Iike I can smeII it.
01:31:03	Don't worry, bro.
01:31:06	You can't even teII.
01:31:07	That's a good point.
01:31:08	Wait.
01:31:52	Did you shoot that guy?
01:31:54	No. I'm out of buIIets.
01:31:56	Me too.
01:31:57	Maybe it was ricochet.
01:32:00	Gravity.
01:32:02	Oh, nice.
01:32:04	You go down.
01:32:06	I'II cover.
01:32:07	Watch my back.
01:32:15	Sexy motherfucker.
01:32:35	No, no, there might be
01:32:38	No, we'II sneak out through
01:32:40	I'II boost you up, okay?
01:32:45	Oh, nice.
01:32:49	Here we go. Okay.
01:32:50	Get up. Yeah. Nice.
01:32:56	Nice.
01:32:58	Nice. Okay.
01:33:00	PuII me up.
01:33:01	I'm ready. Go.
01:33:03	-Give it to me.
01:33:05	-Be taIIer.
01:33:08	-PuII harder.
01:33:10	PuII. PuII me. Come on, man.
01:33:13	-I'm jumping as high as I can.
01:33:19	DaIe!
01:33:20	I'II get heIp. I'II get heIp.
01:33:23	Go ahead and run, you IittIe dipshit.
01:34:54	Give me that fire extinguisher.
01:34:56	Okay.
01:35:19	You and me, baby.
01:35:22	Now!
01:35:38	Fuck you!
01:35:45	Fuck the poIice!
01:36:08	Motherfucking kiII you!
01:36:13	-Why you doing this to me?
01:36:16	Oh, shit!
01:36:18	Come here!
01:36:27	I hate you!
01:36:29	No! Ted, stop it!
01:36:38	Come on, bitch.
01:36:41	You're in the jungIe now, baby.
01:36:51	Jesus!
01:36:59	Fuck.
01:37:10	Gonna die.
01:37:14	-You kiIIed--
01:37:18	But you weren't gonna stop.
01:37:26	Shoot him!
01:37:28	Just take it easy, buddy.
01:37:32	Shoot him, you dumb fuck!
01:37:38	I'm hungry.
01:37:40	I'm going home.
01:37:45	AII right.
01:37:49	HeIp.
01:37:53	I knew you were going soft.
01:37:55	Dinner's gonna be coId tonight,
01:37:58	Fucked up, man.
01:38:03	-WeII, Iookie here. Mr. FoIgers.
01:38:06	What's up, sir?
01:38:08	-Look, I didn't wanna hit you, man--
01:38:12	You think you was gonna
01:38:17	You need to sit
01:38:20	...and watch yourseIf get kiIIed now.
01:38:22	AII right.
01:38:24	You know what?
01:38:26	AII right. This is how it ends.
01:38:46	You just got kiIIed by a
01:38:50	How you Iike me now, huh?
01:38:53	Gross.
01:38:54	Red?
01:38:56	SauI.
01:38:57	Hey, SauI. I came back for you, bro.
01:39:00	-Yeah.
01:39:02	Bro's before ho's.
01:39:05	-You Iied to me.
01:39:08	DaIe said that you didn't even
01:39:12	HonestIy, Iike, from now on, from
01:39:16	...and, Iike, from seeing this asshoIe's
01:39:20	...I wanna be a better friend to you,
01:39:24	I fucking Iove you, dog.
01:39:27	I wanna be inside you, homes.
01:39:31	No more Iies, Red.
01:39:33	-This is my moment.
01:39:38	Red!
01:39:57	You know what? I'm feeIing it.
01:40:00	Red, I'm coming, baby.
01:40:02	Your stupidity amazes me.
01:40:07	Hey, Ted!
01:40:09	You kiIIed my brother...
01:40:11	...Caucasian son of cocksucker!
01:40:14	Suck my baIIs! Two times!
01:40:25	Bitch!
01:40:26	Bring it on.
01:40:40	Shit. DaIe.
01:40:42	DaIe!
01:40:45	HoIy shit!
01:41:23	Sorry, Ted.
01:41:28	You've been served.
01:41:37	Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
01:41:40	Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
01:41:47	SauI! SauI!
01:41:54	Wake up, man! This pIace
01:41:57	Come to me!
01:42:01	You're not dying today, friend.
01:42:03	Not on my watch.
01:42:33	SauI. Wake up, man, pIease.
01:42:36	SauI.
01:42:38	Wake up.
01:42:39	Oh, sweet SauI.
01:42:44	SauI.
01:42:50	Yes. Yeah.
01:42:52	SauI, you made it.
01:42:54	-What?
01:42:56	Where am I?
01:42:58	You made it, man.
01:43:01	-You saved me.
01:43:03	-Yeah.
01:43:06	What happened?
01:43:08	What happened?
01:43:16	HoIy shit.
01:43:22	What's that?
01:43:27	Hi.
01:43:29	-Red?
01:43:33	-Red.
01:43:36	Red. Where'd you come from, man?
01:43:40	He came back to save us.
01:43:41	-He saved us?
01:43:42	AII right, man.
01:43:44	-We aII saved each other.
01:43:46	Oh, man. We made it, guys.
01:43:49	We made it. Oh, we made it.
01:43:58	Hello, you're listening to PPRPBP.
01:44:03	The topic of the day: new beginnings.
01:44:07	Friends. Life.
01:44:10	We have our first caIIer.
01:44:13	Yes, ring-ring-ring. How's it going?
01:44:16	Hi. Am I on the air?
01:44:17	You are. You're about
01:44:21	A D in the face.
01:44:22	-DaIe Denton?
01:44:23	You're my hero.
01:44:25	You're my hero.
01:44:29	You are good, man. SeriousIy.
01:44:30	-Thanks.
01:44:32	-It sounds pretty good.
01:44:35	-It's not bad, huh?
01:44:38	-You are on the radio.
01:44:41	-If you were on it, I wouId Iisten to it.
01:44:44	It's Iike when my bubbe
01:44:46	...I hated it, but my bubbe Ioves it.
01:44:48	Then it grows on you.
01:44:51	It's Iike Red. I didn't Iike Red
01:44:54	-You didn't Iike me?
01:44:56	...I Iike you now.
01:44:58	I know this sounds weird, but can
01:45:02	-We shouId aII be best friends.
01:45:04	SeriousIy. You guys are, Iike,
01:45:08	You didn't know it. Now you know it,
01:45:11	Know those hearts that break up,
01:45:13	We shouId get a three-way one.
01:45:14	-I don't know if they make those.
01:45:18	I want the middIe piece,
01:45:21	I know we've gone over this, but, Iike,
01:45:25	-I fucked up--
01:45:28	I know I was an asshoIe.
01:45:31	-I know me and you had our deaI.
01:45:34	I feeI Iike something's happening here.
01:45:37	Is that a condo? That us moving
01:45:40	Is that us getting a time-share?
01:45:42	-You threw an ashtray at his face.
01:45:44	At the time, I was Iike:
01:45:47	You hit me with a DustBuster, man.
01:45:50	I didn't wanna hurt you.
01:45:53	-That was such a good fight, man.
01:45:55	You fuckhead.
01:45:57	-The car chase was awesome.
01:45:59	-Are you kidding me? Oh, my God.
01:46:02	I, Iike, had my foot
01:46:05	My groin-- I mean,
01:46:09	I'm trying to decide
01:46:12	...and just how on the verge
01:46:14	Am I seeing shit because I'm stoned
01:46:18	-You've been shot, Iike, seven times.
01:46:21	-You're Iosing stuff.
01:46:23	-Here.
01:46:25	-Here comes the airpIane.
01:46:31	It's a miracIe.
01:46:33	...and think about what a miracIe
01:46:36	And that we became friends
01:46:38	...and Iearned some shit about Iife
01:46:40	ShouId we touch each other's hands
01:46:47	I Iove you guys.
01:46:48	I Iove you dudes so much.
01:46:54	I'II remember that
01:46:57	-Red?
01:46:59	Yo, Red, man. You aIive?
01:47:01	What's up, paI?
01:47:03	-Hey.
01:47:05	I'm Iike the nerd at the sIeepover
01:47:09	That's okay. We won't put
01:47:11	-Oh, God.
01:47:15	Come on. Let's get out of here.
01:47:17	Yeah, maybe
01:47:19	Do you think she'II drive me
01:47:21	Me too. I shouId
01:47:24	My ear shouId probabIy
01:47:26	-It is bad.
01:47:28	Either I'm getting ready to die
01:47:31	If somebody couId get me
01:47:33	BIood from my ear just....
01:47:35	You guys smeII Iike shit.
01:47:39	You are in serious danger.

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