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Ping Pong Playa
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YOUNG MYER |
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[Man on television] |
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Eye on East Hills |
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(Christopher) |
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that sports is fair, |
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just 'cause it got rules |
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You know, |
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you know, |
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or, you know, we have fewer |
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How do you explain |
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Yao Ming is a statistical |
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You take a country |
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you're sure to have a few |
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And out of that few hundred, |
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you're bound to have at least |
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Statistical anomaly. |
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[Man singing] |
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Never forget Vincent Chin. |
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I'm 'bout to drop |
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Let the lesson begin. |
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Now, I'ma teach |
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brother, change |
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like The Eye |
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Asian American |
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comparing me |
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will get you set ablaze |
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I don't call |
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but I do watch The Simpsons |
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just to see |
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I take the yellow haters |
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Left hand on your girl. |
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Right foot |
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You ain't laughing at that. |
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I'm that new type of Asian. |
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I'll let you |
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I'ma teach you who's me |
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'cause I'm the Bruce Lee |
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the Donnie N. Of rhyming, |
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and the Jackie Chan |
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(Christopher) |
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[Man singing] |
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I'll teach |
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Listen and learn |
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Wake up, kids, and keep |
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Welcome |
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Class is in session. |
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[Christopher grunting] |
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[Music continues indistinctly] |
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(boy) |
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My name's Felix. |
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(Christopher) |
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Hey, hook me up |
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(boy #1) |
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(boy #2) |
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(Christopher) |
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Hey, you want |
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Ball. |
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What you gonna do? |
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Come on, |
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Come on. |
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You ain't got it. |
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Ah, get some! |
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Ah, stuffed like a turkey! |
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Booyah! |
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[Laughing] |
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I don't think so. |
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Go play piano! |
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Access denied! |
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Access denied! |
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Ah, access denied! |
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Come on, |
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(kids) |
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(Christopher) |
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Where you going? |
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Where you going? |
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That's where you're going. |
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Who's lucky now, huh? |
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What you looking at? |
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[All laughing] |
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Aw, yeah. |
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Yeah, you better step off. |
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Hey, this is my neighborhood. |
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Who's the master? |
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(Felix) |
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(Christopher) |
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(Felix) |
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(C-Dub) |
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And what time is it? |
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(Felix) |
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(C-Dub) |
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you're supposed to say |
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Wait, wait, |
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(Felix) |
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(C-Dub) |
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(Felix) |
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(C-Dub) |
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All right, man, |
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There was this big-ass accident |
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This mofo was speeding, |
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His ass ran, pow, right into |
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Man, I saw blood. |
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There was glass, blood, |
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I'm telling you, J.P., |
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you should've seen |
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He might as well have been down |
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He was begging me to stay. |
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I swear on the grace |
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of 18 generations |
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I ain't gonna be |
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All right, you can't get |
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from a Chinese brother. |
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(J.P.) |
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Don't playa-hate. |
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(both) |
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(C-Dub) |
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This fool starts talking fast |
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Man, he tried |
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I'll give you my autographed |
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You know how much |
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Really? |
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All right, maybe I ain't |
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but, hey, I'll give you |
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(man) |
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You know, UNLV, Charlotte |
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Come on, man. |
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(J.P.) |
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So you had to show him |
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who was the real |
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(C-Dub) |
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We ain't building railroads |
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[Laughing] |
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Hey, man, how you |
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to your Asian customers, man? |
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Hey, they feel me, |
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There's like 2 million of us |
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How you going |
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(man) |
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(C-Dub) |
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Can't be wasting all my time |
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(J.P.) |
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You know that comic book |
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the one with the gun-toting, |
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That's where I need |
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Yeah, and don't forget |
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(C-Dub) |
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And then |
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(J.P.) |
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(both) |
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(C-Dub) |
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Hey. |
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[Both singing] |
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make money, money, make. |
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(man) |
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(C-Dub) |
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- Oh, really? |
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Hm. |
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[Speaking a Chinese language] |
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Oh, you're too polite. |
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I'm just a lousy player. |
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Not everybody can play |
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(Michael) |
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You should really think |
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It's a lot faster. |
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Hey, Michael, |
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(Michael) |
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Tournament's coming up. |
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You training hard? |
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Not that you need to. |
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You could probably win |
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(Michael) |
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I definitely |
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(Lin) |
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I got a nephew |
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They're killing him |
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Well, my hospital's |
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if I don't get back |
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so... good to see you. |
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- See you later. |
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Bye. |
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William? |
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He's too lazy... |
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and fat. |
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[Door slams] |
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[TV blaring] |
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[Mr. Wang singing |
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[Pan gonging] |
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[Thudding on floor] |
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Ah, tell Mike, man. |
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He ain't doing nothing. |
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Doing nothing? |
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Yeah, but he don't have to work |
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All right, all right, |
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[Phone vibrating] |
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Ow. |
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What up, playa? |
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(C-Dub) |
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Time for you |
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Man, aren't you supposed |
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(J.P.) |
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Hey, you need |
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No can, man, I told the dads |
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Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. |
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I'll tell him later, man. |
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(J.P.) |
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when everybody tells you |
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Hold up. |
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I'll see you in a minute. |
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Sweet. |
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[Brakes squeal] |
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Thud! |
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[C-Dub chortling] |
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Ow. |
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Oh, [...]. |
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(C-Dub) |
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I mean, you and Mom |
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to lose that lame-ass job |
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Hey, so check it out, man. |
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I got an email |
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about how his friend opened up |
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He works from home, man. |
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He makes like a few thousand |
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I said, "Hey, let me key in |
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And then, |
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Hey, he self-published |
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I'm going to talk to him |
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I mean, he got, like, his own |
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Yo, you feeling me |
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Mr. Waaang? |
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It's Wang, dog. |
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I'm sorry, "Wong." |
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Wang, not Wong. |
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- "Wong." |
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- "Wong." |
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- "Wong." |
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(doctor) |
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Yourwrists |
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You'll need |
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You can start physical therapy |
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Just goes to show you |
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you can never be |
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(C-Dub) |
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(man) |
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You just assume that just |
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that she's a bad driver? |
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Like she couldn't break her hand |
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gardening or baking pies, |
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Hey, that's straight-up |
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You better have |
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I just read her chart. |
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It said |
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(C-Dub) |
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(man) |
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The nurse |
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[C-Dub laughing] |
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Ow. |
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I'm okay. |
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They gave you |
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We should make sure |
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We'll get you Vicodin, Ma. |
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Oh, wait a minute now. |
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People always think that, |
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all they're good at are math, |
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martial arts, |
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But basketball, hey, that was |
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you know what I'm saying? |
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I used to play |
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Booyah. |
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They called me |
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They call me The Orient Express |
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You know what I'm saying? |
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Feel me, man? |
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Actually, I don't. |
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Uh... |
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[hip-hop music] |
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[Man rapping] |
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A, B, C. |
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A, B, C. |
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A, G, C. |
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A, B, C. |
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Superstar. |
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[Rapping in a Chinese language] |
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(C-Dub) |
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(J.P.) |
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Supposed to be |
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So when we going |
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(C-Dub) |
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(J.P.) |
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When you gonna get |
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(C-Dub) |
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Kick her while she's down, |
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(Felix) |
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(C-Dub) |
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I'm teaching Ping-Pong. |
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Awesome! |
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I'm in that class! |
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[J.P. Chuckles] |
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(C-Dub) |
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(Felix) |
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(C-Dub) |
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What's going on, |
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Come on over. |
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(boy #1) |
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(boy #2) |
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What are you smoking? |
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All y'all need to know is, |
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I'm going to be teaching |
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Who are you? |
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I'm Chris, |
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(boy #1) |
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the Ping-Pong tournament |
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No. |
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But isn't Coach Wang |
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(Felix) |
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(C-Dub) |
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- What's your name? |
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Free Willy, |
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Don't ask stupid questions, |
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and you won't get |
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All right, the rest of y'all, |
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Put a check |
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Hey, what's your name again? |
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(Felix) |
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(C-Dub) |
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What's the deal |
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(Felix) |
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They're, like, pros |
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(C-Dub) |
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So what y'all |
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(Felix) |
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Coach Wang always says... |
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(C-Dub) |
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Don't just stand there |
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Step to it. |
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(Felix) |
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20 forehands |
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Well, good for you. |
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Now do another 20. |
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Make that 30. |
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Aw, yeah. |
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(J.P.) |
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Oh, I see you got |
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So what's the holdup? |
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(C-Dub) |
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and start |
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You got to be |
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You got to stalk the prey. |
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You got to wait for it |
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bam, |
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(J.P.) |
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I feel you. |
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(C-Dub) |
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Joe put that issue of Hellboy |
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(J.P.) |
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(C-Dub) |
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(J.P.) |
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Oh, I forgot. |
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(C-Dub) |
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I help you out |
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and this is how |
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(J.P.) |
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When I'm making my millions |
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I'll be sure to cut you in |
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(C-Dub) |
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Oh, hey, keys. |
| 00:16:08 |
(J.P.) |
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Brother's car |
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Later. |
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(J.P.) |
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[Hip-hop music playing] |
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[Man rapping] |
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My rims, |
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My rims keep shining, |
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My rims, |
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My rims keep shining, |
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(Mr. Wang) |
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(Cheryl) |
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I wanted to step in |
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(Mr. Wang) |
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He's starting to practice |
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Well, everyone at the ATTF |
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It's always a treat watching |
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About the sponsorship... |
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(Cheryl) |
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And I hope Mei |
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Just goes to show you, |
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you can never be too careful |
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(C-Dub) |
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'Cause I'm kind of |
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Well, I can see you're busy. |
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I'll call you later. |
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(Mr. Wang) |
| 00:17:22 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:17:23 |
Cheryl Davis |
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of the table tennis federation. |
| 00:17:27 |
(C-Dub) |
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to perpetuate |
| 00:17:31 |
(Mr. Wang) |
| 00:17:32 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:17:36 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:17:38 |
It's boring, man. |
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I ain't trying to coach |
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Come on, man. |
| 00:17:46 |
Make Michael |
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Hey, I play sports, |
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The Chinese, we're the masters |
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You always say |
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but all you want to do |
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Do you see any Chinese people |
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(C-Dub) |
| 00:18:33 |
(Mr. Wang) |
| 00:18:51 |
Man, are you still trying to |
| 00:18:53 |
Everything's always stupid |
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That's 'cause I know you, man. |
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You just want to go |
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I can see your future, |
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and you are not going on a date |
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It's not about |
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You just love |
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Well, at least |
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Is that what you're calling |
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There are only eight, Chris. |
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You find an lvy League graduate |
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can sing, run a six-minute mile, |
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and is interested in you, |
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there's still |
| 00:19:29 |
You think that's why I play |
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Does Yao Ming |
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Oh, my God, |
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Listen, genius, |
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I play in the tournament. |
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Now, all the Chinese parents |
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they get really excited, |
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and they put their kids |
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which Mom teaches. |
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Then they buy |
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And ultimately, that gives us |
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you stick up your ass |
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It is Marketing 101. |
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Wow, did you come up |
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Shut up. |
| 00:19:58 |
Chris, you need to get a job. |
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And I'm not talking about |
| 00:20:03 |
hawking cell phones |
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I'm talking about a real job, |
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so you can make |
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so you can move your ass |
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and maybe just stop living |
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like some sort |
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There's some admin work |
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All the time I've known you... |
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No, I ain't going to work |
| 00:20:20 |
Well, dude, |
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'cause I'm tired of hearing it |
| 00:20:24 |
Well, now you know |
| 00:20:25 |
No, I don't, 'cause this |
| 00:20:27 |
Hey, this whole effed-up |
| 00:20:29 |
Oh, please, elaborate. |
| 00:20:32 |
You're just |
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Ow. |
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That was going in, man. |
| 00:20:38 |
You ever see you drive, huh? |
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- At least I got a car. |
| 00:20:41 |
(Michael) |
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"Stop." |
| 00:20:44 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:20:45 |
Yeah, homey. |
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You don't think if I was 7'6" |
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that I wouldn't be dunking on |
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I mean, even if I was just 6'6", |
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I mean, and not to say that |
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you know, I'd be the next, |
| 00:21:00 |
or Manu Ginobili, |
| 00:21:02 |
all I'm saying is that I'd be |
| 00:21:05 |
you know, or at least |
| 00:21:07 |
at the very least, |
| 00:21:08 |
Chinese people |
| 00:21:10 |
to be tall, man, |
| 00:21:12 |
We're good at badminton, |
| 00:21:15 |
I don't know. |
| 00:21:17 |
You know, like gymnastics |
| 00:21:19 |
Ah! |
| 00:21:20 |
[Hip-hop music] |
| 00:21:32 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:21:34 |
(Felix) |
| 00:21:35 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:21:37 |
Unless you want to become |
| 00:21:39 |
get out of Ping-Pong. |
| 00:21:40 |
Got it? |
| 00:21:41 |
(Felix) |
| 00:21:42 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:21:44 |
Otherwise, I'd be taking it |
| 00:21:46 |
crossing fools over. |
| 00:21:48 |
Did I ever tell you about that |
| 00:21:51 |
Man, it was awesome. |
| 00:21:53 |
There was this |
| 00:21:54 |
It was like football field |
| 00:21:56 |
(man) |
| 00:21:58 |
Chubby, let me show you |
| 00:22:01 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:22:06 |
(man) |
| 00:22:08 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:22:10 |
You don't need to swing it |
| 00:22:13 |
Just chop it, all right? |
| 00:22:17 |
(William) |
| 00:22:18 |
(Felix) |
| 00:22:19 |
Teach me too. |
| 00:22:21 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:22:23 |
What did I tell you anyway? |
| 00:22:24 |
You better start working |
| 00:22:27 |
(Felix) |
| 00:22:32 |
I'll give you $10. |
| 00:22:33 |
[Cash register dings] |
| 00:22:35 |
[Grunting] |
| 00:22:49 |
(William) |
| 00:22:50 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:22:52 |
(Felix) |
| 00:22:54 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:22:56 |
I got to get going. |
| 00:22:58 |
(Felix) |
| 00:23:00 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:23:02 |
(Felix) |
| 00:23:03 |
(Howard) |
| 00:23:06 |
Why is that? |
| 00:23:08 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:23:10 |
I'm trying to teach them |
| 00:23:12 |
so they don't have to go |
| 00:23:14 |
and humiliation and suffering |
| 00:23:15 |
that I had to go through, |
| 00:23:17 |
(Howard) |
| 00:23:19 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:23:22 |
of becoming the first |
| 00:23:24 |
Man, hell, no, man, |
| 00:23:26 |
"Go study, hit the books," |
| 00:23:29 |
(Howard) |
| 00:23:30 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:23:32 |
I mean, dude, look at |
| 00:23:34 |
His parents made him play the |
| 00:23:36 |
Look at what happened to him. |
| 00:23:38 |
(Howard) |
| 00:23:39 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:23:41 |
It hurts me, dog. |
| 00:23:45 |
(Howard) |
| 00:23:49 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:23:53 |
Aw, yeah. |
| 00:23:57 |
(Felix) |
| 00:23:59 |
What you doing? |
| 00:24:00 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:24:03 |
Feel me? |
| 00:24:04 |
(Felix) |
| 00:24:05 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:24:06 |
(Felix) |
| 00:24:08 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:24:09 |
Damn, man, all this time, |
| 00:24:11 |
why didn't you tell me |
| 00:24:12 |
(Felix) |
| 00:24:14 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:24:16 |
that only dates white boys, |
| 00:24:17 |
You want to help |
| 00:24:18 |
(Felix) |
| 00:24:19 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:24:22 |
and how cool your teacher is |
| 00:24:24 |
(Felix) |
| 00:24:25 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:24:26 |
Just tell her, like, you know, |
| 00:24:28 |
and your teacher |
| 00:24:29 |
this really cool guy; got it? |
| 00:24:31 |
Oh, good-looking too. |
| 00:24:32 |
And good at basketball. |
| 00:24:33 |
(Felix) |
| 00:24:35 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:24:44 |
My ninja. |
| 00:25:49 |
(man #1) |
| 00:25:50 |
(man #2) |
| 00:25:53 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:25:56 |
Hey, what did I tell you about |
| 00:25:58 |
Man, you got |
| 00:26:00 |
(Felix) |
| 00:26:01 |
He's awesome. |
| 00:26:09 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:26:10 |
(Felix) |
| 00:26:12 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:26:14 |
(Felix) |
| 00:26:16 |
That's why he doesn't |
| 00:26:18 |
I said you could beat him. |
| 00:26:20 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:26:22 |
Plus, you know I haven't really |
| 00:26:25 |
(Felix) |
| 00:26:26 |
I'll give you some money. |
| 00:26:29 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:26:30 |
What if I lose? |
| 00:26:31 |
(Felix) |
| 00:26:33 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:26:35 |
Free Willy, |
| 00:26:41 |
What you doing, dog? |
| 00:26:42 |
Don't you know that "boba" |
| 00:26:45 |
You know why? |
| 00:26:46 |
You drink enough of it, |
| 00:26:47 |
that's what you're |
| 00:26:48 |
Is that what you want? |
| 00:26:50 |
Is it? |
| 00:26:52 |
All right, you're going |
| 00:26:54 |
Watch and learn, |
| 00:26:56 |
(William) |
| 00:27:06 |
[C-Dub laughs] |
| 00:27:07 |
Game over, sucker. |
| 00:27:08 |
Kablamo! |
| 00:27:09 |
(Felix) |
| 00:27:11 |
All the way back |
| 00:27:15 |
You got any more friends? |
| 00:27:17 |
[Hip-hop music] |
| 00:27:26 |
[Man rapping] |
| 00:27:28 |
Got to give it to 'em. |
| 00:27:30 |
Got to give a lot more |
| 00:27:32 |
Rock to the rhythm |
| 00:27:34 |
Got to give it to 'em. |
| 00:27:35 |
Got to give a lot more, |
| 00:27:37 |
Yo, wake up, |
| 00:27:38 |
It's a new day now. |
| 00:27:40 |
Side step, right, left, |
| 00:27:41 |
move when I break down. |
| 00:27:42 |
How I get down? |
| 00:27:43 |
Make 'em all sit down. |
| 00:27:45 |
Either that or have them |
| 00:27:49 |
Yeah, you're just like |
| 00:27:50 |
'cause I just put you |
| 00:27:53 |
[Cackling] |
| 00:27:54 |
There you go. |
| 00:27:55 |
Yeah, hey, |
| 00:27:57 |
[Laughing] |
| 00:28:01 |
Thanks for your business. |
| 00:28:02 |
A pleasure to serve you. |
| 00:28:05 |
Who's next? |
| 00:28:06 |
(Felix) |
| 00:28:07 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:28:09 |
Come on, man. |
| 00:28:10 |
Man, where are |
| 00:28:12 |
[Men whispering indistinctly] |
| 00:28:17 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:28:20 |
(man #1) |
| 00:28:22 |
You're using your mom's class |
| 00:28:24 |
What did you say |
| 00:28:26 |
All he's saying is, |
| 00:28:27 |
deserve someone |
| 00:28:29 |
Oh, you know, |
| 00:28:30 |
Come on, what you want |
| 00:28:32 |
Please; whatever happened |
| 00:28:38 |
All right, |
| 00:28:39 |
I got a few minutes |
| 00:28:48 |
Booyah. |
| 00:28:52 |
(man #1) |
| 00:28:53 |
(man #2) |
| 00:28:55 |
Okay, first to 11 wins. |
| 00:28:58 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:29:16 |
- Come on, C-Dub. |
| 00:29:18 |
Two more points. |
| 00:29:19 |
I think I smell skunk. |
| 00:29:21 |
(man #1) |
| 00:29:22 |
Sorry, chum. |
| 00:29:24 |
I got some more important |
| 00:29:26 |
Oh, he's walking away. |
| 00:29:27 |
Gee, I'm shocked. |
| 00:29:29 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:29:31 |
(Felix) |
| 00:29:33 |
No. |
| 00:29:35 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:29:36 |
(woman) |
| 00:29:40 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:29:41 |
You play Ping-Pong? |
| 00:29:42 |
Are you the instructor, |
| 00:29:44 |
the guy that's been stealing |
| 00:29:46 |
Oh, wait, wait, hold on. |
| 00:29:47 |
You got the wrong dude. |
| 00:29:48 |
That's the guy you want. |
| 00:29:49 |
(woman) |
| 00:29:51 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:29:53 |
- I'm serious. |
| 00:29:54 |
Yeah, he was on the news |
| 00:29:56 |
News lady said he's, like, |
| 00:29:58 |
(woman) |
| 00:30:03 |
[Scooter engine buzzing] |
| 00:30:05 |
[Slow hip-hop music] |
| 00:30:13 |
[Man rapping] |
| 00:30:16 |
I like, I like, |
| 00:30:19 |
I like, I like, |
| 00:30:21 |
Don't put the box away; |
| 00:30:24 |
My favorite kinds |
| 00:30:26 |
Big spoon, big bowl, |
| 00:30:29 |
I ain't finished |
| 00:30:30 |
In a minute, |
| 00:30:31 |
While I'm |
| 00:30:33 |
it comes |
| 00:30:34 |
I be watching Master Killer |
| 00:30:37 |
Maybe grape, that's the one |
| 00:30:40 |
I crunch, |
| 00:30:41 |
watch the Dukes |
| 00:30:43 |
[Mr. Wang speaking indistinctly] |
| 00:30:47 |
Christopher... |
| 00:30:48 |
(Michael) |
| 00:30:51 |
You got to be kidding. |
| 00:30:53 |
(Mrs. Wang) |
| 00:30:54 |
He has enough |
| 00:30:56 |
(Michael) |
| 00:30:57 |
No way. |
| 00:31:00 |
All he does is play video games |
| 00:31:04 |
No way. |
| 00:31:12 |
(Michael) |
| 00:31:22 |
(Michael) |
| 00:31:28 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:31:30 |
if I was just |
| 00:31:32 |
I'd be dunking |
| 00:31:34 |
Tomahawk, windmill, 360-degree |
| 00:31:41 |
Uh! |
| 00:31:42 |
[Kids shouting indistinctly] |
| 00:31:45 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:31:47 |
We can take these jabronis. |
| 00:31:48 |
(Felix) |
| 00:31:49 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:31:50 |
(Felix) |
| 00:31:52 |
I don't even want to go. |
| 00:31:54 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:31:55 |
(Felix) |
| 00:31:56 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:31:58 |
Why you have to go all off |
| 00:32:00 |
about what we were doing, man? |
| 00:32:01 |
I thought we was tight. |
| 00:32:02 |
(Felix) |
| 00:32:04 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:32:06 |
not that you |
| 00:32:08 |
Just tell her that you made |
| 00:32:10 |
(Felix) |
| 00:32:13 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:32:15 |
I'm not asking you |
| 00:32:16 |
I'm just asking you |
| 00:32:18 |
You got it? |
| 00:32:19 |
(Felix) |
| 00:32:21 |
So where |
| 00:32:31 |
(boy #1) |
| 00:32:33 |
the probability of striking |
| 00:32:36 |
when the ball enters formation |
| 00:32:42 |
(boy #2) |
| 00:32:44 |
(boy #1) |
| 00:32:50 |
Thud! |
| 00:32:51 |
[C-Dub laughing] |
| 00:32:57 |
It's a shame, |
| 00:32:58 |
What's that, |
| 00:33:00 |
(man) |
| 00:33:02 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:33:04 |
he's the biggest nerd |
| 00:33:06 |
(man) |
| 00:33:09 |
Oh, I didn't mean it |
| 00:33:11 |
(man) |
| 00:33:14 |
It's a thing |
| 00:33:15 |
What good is it being able to |
| 00:33:19 |
if you don't have |
| 00:33:21 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:33:23 |
but he ain't going to make no |
| 00:33:25 |
You know what I'm saying? |
| 00:33:26 |
(man) |
| 00:33:28 |
Oh, D.B. Reddy. |
| 00:33:30 |
C-Dub. |
| 00:33:31 |
I'm here |
| 00:33:32 |
(D.B.) |
| 00:33:33 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:33:34 |
(Felix) |
| 00:33:35 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:33:42 |
Yeah, F-Bomb, eh, |
| 00:33:45 |
(D.B.) |
| 00:33:46 |
Please, |
| 00:33:48 |
There's some |
| 00:33:49 |
(Felix) |
| 00:33:50 |
(D.B.) |
| 00:33:52 |
This boy, |
| 00:33:53 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:33:55 |
(D.B.) |
| 00:33:57 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:33:59 |
at the Chinese school. |
| 00:34:00 |
(D.B.) |
| 00:34:02 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:34:04 |
I'm actually getting ready |
| 00:34:06 |
with a friend of mine, |
| 00:34:07 |
We're going to press |
| 00:34:09 |
start our own clothing line. |
| 00:34:10 |
You know, |
| 00:34:11 |
(D.B.) |
| 00:34:13 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:34:14 |
I was just like you |
| 00:34:16 |
less than $100 in my pocket |
| 00:34:20 |
And now I own |
| 00:34:22 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:34:23 |
That's like |
| 00:34:25 |
Oh, no, no, no. |
| 00:34:27 |
Textiles as in fabric |
| 00:34:30 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:34:31 |
(D.B.) |
| 00:34:34 |
Well, I wish you luck |
| 00:34:35 |
I think you have |
| 00:34:37 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:34:38 |
You think |
| 00:34:40 |
Listen, most people |
| 00:34:43 |
the social skills needed |
| 00:34:46 |
Prabakar doesn't need |
| 00:34:49 |
He needs to learn |
| 00:34:50 |
to be a kid. |
| 00:34:53 |
Yeah, so I ask you, |
| 00:34:55 |
would you take on my son |
| 00:34:57 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:35:00 |
(Prabakar) |
| 00:35:02 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:35:04 |
[D.B. Laughing] |
| 00:35:08 |
Prepare for practice games, |
| 00:35:11 |
What do I do, |
| 00:35:13 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:35:14 |
- L... |
| 00:35:16 |
I got a better idea. |
| 00:35:17 |
Call me sifu. |
| 00:35:18 |
Yes, sifu. |
| 00:35:20 |
I've done some studying |
| 00:35:22 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:35:24 |
See that over there? |
| 00:35:26 |
That's for you. |
| 00:35:27 |
Practice until you can hit it |
| 00:35:30 |
(Prabakar) |
| 00:35:31 |
In a row. |
| 00:35:50 |
[Man clears throat] |
| 00:35:52 |
I've been watching you. |
| 00:35:53 |
I think you could be |
| 00:35:56 |
(Felix) |
| 00:35:57 |
(man) |
| 00:35:59 |
(Felix) |
| 00:36:00 |
(man) |
| 00:36:03 |
and your teacher's |
| 00:36:05 |
Anyway, I am opening a new |
| 00:36:09 |
all brand-new tables. |
| 00:36:10 |
You should come down, |
| 00:36:12 |
Here, you know what? |
| 00:36:14 |
Take a couple. |
| 00:36:15 |
Give them to your parents. |
| 00:36:16 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:36:18 |
Don't be passing out no porno |
| 00:36:20 |
(man) |
| 00:36:21 |
Just offering a little friendly |
| 00:36:24 |
Yeah, we ain't buying |
| 00:36:26 |
Sure thing, |
| 00:36:28 |
(William) |
| 00:36:32 |
'Sup with |
| 00:36:33 |
You got a question |
| 00:36:35 |
(Felix) |
| 00:36:36 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:36:37 |
Free Willy, |
| 00:36:38 |
(William) |
| 00:36:42 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:36:45 |
Pull your arm |
| 00:36:46 |
Angle it down like that, |
| 00:36:48 |
Now swing away, |
| 00:36:50 |
Like that, |
| 00:36:54 |
Free Willy, |
| 00:36:55 |
You're going to get chocolate |
| 00:36:57 |
Ain't you tell me your dad |
| 00:37:01 |
Then why you keep bringing |
| 00:37:02 |
I got a rep to uphold. |
| 00:37:08 |
All right, just remember |
| 00:37:10 |
and keep flapping |
| 00:37:15 |
All right, |
| 00:37:17 |
Remember that angle. |
| 00:37:19 |
There you go. |
| 00:37:20 |
Come on, |
| 00:37:21 |
Tell that white boy |
| 00:37:22 |
(William) |
| 00:37:23 |
[Man rapping indistinctly |
| 00:37:30 |
(man) |
| 00:37:32 |
are you entering |
| 00:37:34 |
Because if you |
| 00:37:36 |
you're certainly |
| 00:37:39 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:37:41 |
Yo, J.P., money, |
| 00:37:47 |
What's up? |
| 00:37:48 |
Speaking of which, |
| 00:37:50 |
we got a little cash money game |
| 00:37:53 |
Some of my boys |
| 00:37:54 |
Come run with. |
| 00:37:55 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:37:56 |
I just finished class, man. |
| 00:37:57 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:37:58 |
Now you too tired |
| 00:38:00 |
Coaching, dog. |
| 00:38:02 |
Responsibility's tiring. |
| 00:38:03 |
Always one good excuse |
| 00:38:07 |
I haven't seen you |
| 00:38:08 |
Aw, man, come on, |
| 00:38:10 |
You're too busy working |
| 00:38:13 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:38:14 |
I mean, |
| 00:38:16 |
It's just my boy Kev |
| 00:38:18 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:38:20 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:38:21 |
They're like grandpas |
| 00:38:23 |
My bad, homey. |
| 00:38:25 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:38:27 |
[Man rapping] |
| 00:38:31 |
trying to make some ball. |
| 00:38:32 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:38:34 |
(man) |
| 00:38:36 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:38:38 |
This is my boy, C-Dub, |
| 00:38:40 |
(man) |
| 00:38:43 |
at district |
| 00:38:44 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:38:46 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:38:47 |
(man) |
| 00:38:49 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:38:51 |
Just you wait. |
| 00:38:52 |
(man) |
| 00:38:53 |
Then we run. |
| 00:38:55 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:38:56 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:38:58 |
I haven't played |
| 00:38:59 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:39:01 |
Don't sweat it, playa. |
| 00:39:04 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:39:05 |
can't expect my regular |
| 00:39:07 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:39:10 |
Cinnabons, baby. |
| 00:39:14 |
[Hip-hop music playing] |
| 00:39:21 |
[Man rapping] |
| 00:39:23 |
I wish I was a baller. |
| 00:39:24 |
I wish I had a girl |
| 00:39:26 |
I would call her. |
| 00:39:27 |
Wish I was a baller. |
| 00:39:28 |
I wish I had, |
| 00:39:30 |
Got to get tall. |
| 00:39:31 |
Got to touch trees. |
| 00:39:33 |
Got to show my hometown |
| 00:39:35 |
Got to live large |
| 00:39:38 |
Got to get my mom and dad |
| 00:39:40 |
Let's pretend I was seven-tré, |
| 00:39:43 |
and a guy from east end, |
| 00:39:45 |
got more bottle |
| 00:39:48 |
I'll be a model |
| 00:39:50 |
You think it's funny, |
| 00:39:53 |
It's like that |
| 00:39:55 |
Try and sign a deal |
| 00:39:58 |
If I roll a few feet, |
| 00:40:00 |
I wish I was |
| 00:40:02 |
I wish I was a baller. |
| 00:40:03 |
I wish I had a girl |
| 00:40:05 |
I would call her. |
| 00:40:06 |
I wish I was a baller. |
| 00:40:07 |
I wish I had, |
| 00:40:10 |
Yo, I wish, wish, wish. |
| 00:40:11 |
Wish, wish, |
| 00:41:02 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:41:06 |
Take it easy, man. |
| 00:41:07 |
That money's |
| 00:41:09 |
I was saving it |
| 00:42:13 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:42:15 |
He's always trying to get |
| 00:42:17 |
But he has a good job. |
| 00:42:19 |
And he's responsible. |
| 00:42:20 |
I'm running your class, |
| 00:42:22 |
What else I got to do, |
| 00:42:26 |
Yeah, right. |
| 00:42:37 |
Okay? |
| 00:42:38 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:42:46 |
They're never cute. |
| 00:42:47 |
They always |
| 00:42:48 |
cruising for prom dates. |
| 00:42:50 |
Hey, remember |
| 00:42:52 |
Hey, she looked |
| 00:42:54 |
[Cackling] |
| 00:42:55 |
Oh! |
| 00:43:12 |
Nice mailbox. |
| 00:43:13 |
(woman) |
| 00:43:14 |
Zero to 30 |
| 00:43:16 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:43:18 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:43:20 |
She's just mad jocking me |
| 00:43:22 |
How's that? |
| 00:43:23 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:43:25 |
(woman) |
| 00:43:28 |
[C-Dub snickers] |
| 00:43:30 |
Yeah. |
| 00:43:31 |
That was kind of funny. |
| 00:43:35 |
Yeah, so is Felix home? |
| 00:43:38 |
(woman) |
| 00:43:40 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:43:42 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:43:44 |
trying to get up close, man. |
| 00:43:45 |
And I said, |
| 00:43:47 |
No one takes a ride |
| 00:43:49 |
without paying |
| 00:43:51 |
I just wanted to give |
| 00:43:53 |
Got caught? |
| 00:43:54 |
Hey, look, lady, |
| 00:43:56 |
I won that money |
| 00:43:58 |
You think taking money from |
| 00:44:00 |
is fair and square? |
| 00:44:03 |
Come on, she gonna take a ride |
| 00:44:05 |
Hey, wait, don't go jumping |
| 00:44:07 |
First, all right, she starts |
| 00:44:10 |
Talking about how little F-Bomb |
| 00:44:12 |
Aw, that's so sweet. |
| 00:44:14 |
(woman) |
| 00:44:16 |
to make him |
| 00:44:17 |
but he convinced them |
| 00:44:19 |
his best friend |
| 00:44:20 |
F-Bomb said that? |
| 00:44:21 |
(woman) |
| 00:44:22 |
Your best friend is still |
| 00:44:24 |
[Laughs mockingly] |
| 00:44:26 |
You're so funny. |
| 00:44:27 |
You're just lucky |
| 00:44:29 |
My parents spoil him. |
| 00:44:30 |
Yeah, well, maybe they know |
| 00:44:32 |
Hey, better me teaching him than |
| 00:44:35 |
Yeah, I saw |
| 00:44:36 |
Hey, we don't talk to no... |
| 00:44:38 |
They are the enemy. |
| 00:44:40 |
Please, like I chose |
| 00:44:42 |
and shoving his flyers |
| 00:44:43 |
Someone's got to put |
| 00:44:45 |
Hey, I feel you |
| 00:44:46 |
(woman) |
| 00:44:48 |
if you're so offended |
| 00:44:50 |
Well, maybe I will. |
| 00:44:51 |
Good. |
| 00:44:52 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:44:53 |
- All right. |
| 00:44:55 |
Hey, I'm on it. |
| 00:44:57 |
No, thanks. |
| 00:44:58 |
Hey, you know, we got |
| 00:45:01 |
if you want |
| 00:45:03 |
Or I could give you some |
| 00:45:06 |
You and me |
| 00:45:08 |
We could leave F-Bomb |
| 00:45:10 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:45:14 |
No, I don't... |
| 00:45:15 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:45:17 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:45:18 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:45:20 |
Nice. |
| 00:45:21 |
Hey, you know, I let you down |
| 00:45:24 |
These are good |
| 00:45:26 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:45:28 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:45:30 |
I was pulling |
| 00:45:31 |
so I didn't say nothing. |
| 00:45:33 |
My knee was acting up, man. |
| 00:45:35 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:45:37 |
Those guys were just better, |
| 00:45:39 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:45:40 |
Hey, come on, man, |
| 00:45:42 |
You know if my knee |
| 00:45:43 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:45:46 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:45:48 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:45:49 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:45:52 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:45:54 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:45:56 |
Double betting |
| 00:45:57 |
Come on, money. |
| 00:45:58 |
You know you can count me |
| 00:45:59 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:46:02 |
I was just trying |
| 00:46:03 |
face up to |
| 00:46:05 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:46:06 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:46:07 |
but if I got to hear |
| 00:46:09 |
otherwise I'm gonna be |
| 00:46:11 |
One more time, |
| 00:46:12 |
I'm going to have to |
| 00:46:14 |
I mean, |
| 00:46:15 |
with a 12-pack, man, |
| 00:46:17 |
you ain't never going |
| 00:46:19 |
Come on. |
| 00:46:22 |
What? |
| 00:46:24 |
Hey, C, |
| 00:46:39 |
[Cell phone beeps] |
| 00:46:42 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:46:44 |
(J.P.) |
| 00:46:47 |
I mean, we're still |
| 00:46:48 |
Hey, you think this is |
| 00:46:50 |
Look at you, man, |
| 00:46:51 |
9:00 to 5:00, |
| 00:46:53 |
playing ring around |
| 00:46:55 |
You the one always talking |
| 00:46:58 |
And Mr. Entrepreneur |
| 00:47:00 |
I see. |
| 00:47:01 |
So the best defense |
| 00:47:03 |
Look, all I'm saying, man, |
| 00:47:04 |
better a wannabe |
| 00:47:06 |
Better a bean counter |
| 00:47:08 |
Hey, a loser is someone who |
| 00:47:11 |
No, no, a loser's somebody |
| 00:47:13 |
they never get in the game |
| 00:47:15 |
Hey, you really |
| 00:47:16 |
How about this then? |
| 00:47:18 |
A loser's someone who takes |
| 00:47:20 |
and is still scared to order |
| 00:47:22 |
What? |
| 00:47:23 |
What? You think I'm afraid |
| 00:47:25 |
Yeah. |
| 00:47:26 |
Wait. |
| 00:47:30 |
[Chortling] |
| 00:47:33 |
Dog, dog, dog. |
| 00:47:34 |
What? |
| 00:47:36 |
Are you trying to tell me |
| 00:47:38 |
Yeah, and? |
| 00:47:39 |
All right, |
| 00:47:45 |
Right, right. |
| 00:47:51 |
Hey, dog, |
| 00:47:52 |
That's just harsh. |
| 00:48:01 |
(Prabakar) |
| 00:48:03 |
about the topspin |
| 00:48:05 |
in order for it to have |
| 00:48:08 |
Dog, before you start fretting |
| 00:48:09 |
you have to actually |
| 00:48:11 |
Ah, so one must... |
| 00:48:12 |
Ah, t-t-t-t. |
| 00:48:17 |
(man #1) |
| 00:48:19 |
(man #2) |
| 00:48:20 |
It's, like, welded. |
| 00:48:21 |
(man #1) |
| 00:48:23 |
- I tried the top. |
| 00:48:25 |
Listen, guys, you want to start |
| 00:48:27 |
No problem. |
| 00:48:28 |
But you cannot take |
| 00:48:29 |
(man #1) |
| 00:48:31 |
Kids can choose |
| 00:48:32 |
(man #2) |
| 00:48:33 |
My wife |
| 00:48:35 |
You cannot do this. |
| 00:48:37 |
(man #1) |
| 00:48:40 |
Fine. |
| 00:48:41 |
We'll go. |
| 00:48:42 |
I'm sick of watching |
| 00:48:44 |
with Conan the babysitter |
| 00:48:46 |
If they want real training, |
| 00:48:47 |
they'll come learn |
| 00:48:49 |
the ones who invented |
| 00:48:58 |
(Mr. Wang) |
| 00:49:01 |
(man #1) |
| 00:49:03 |
That's so sad. |
| 00:49:08 |
(Mr. Wang) |
| 00:49:26 |
Hey, yo, Wonder Bread. |
| 00:49:27 |
Hey, you got a problem |
| 00:49:28 |
you take it up with me. |
| 00:49:29 |
(man #1) |
| 00:49:31 |
One son's a champion |
| 00:49:33 |
and the other one |
| 00:49:35 |
Hey, you come back here again, |
| 00:49:37 |
my fists of fury in closeup, |
| 00:49:39 |
(man #1) |
| 00:49:40 |
because after |
| 00:49:42 |
those kids are going to be |
| 00:49:45 |
You know what? |
| 00:49:46 |
You can take |
| 00:49:48 |
and your raggety-ass fliers |
| 00:49:49 |
and shove them up |
| 00:49:54 |
(man #1) |
| 00:49:55 |
You know, I fancy a good parade |
| 00:49:59 |
don't you, Tom? |
| 00:50:01 |
Plus, I hear Miss Chinatown, |
| 00:50:15 |
All right, look, |
| 00:50:16 |
but you got to train me. |
| 00:50:19 |
Michael's Ping-Pong tournament, |
| 00:50:21 |
Come on, man, don't pretend |
| 00:50:23 |
what I'm talking about, man. |
| 00:50:24 |
I heard y'all |
| 00:50:25 |
about how |
| 00:50:29 |
I just want you to know |
| 00:50:34 |
What? |
| 00:50:39 |
The store? |
| 00:50:43 |
Hold up; you don't think |
| 00:50:45 |
to hold down the store? |
| 00:50:48 |
Man, I could work |
| 00:50:50 |
I'm not an idiot. |
| 00:50:51 |
Don't worry. |
| 00:50:53 |
Yeah, how? |
| 00:50:55 |
I mean, |
| 00:50:57 |
No one represents. |
| 00:50:58 |
Mom don't get students. |
| 00:51:00 |
You don't get sales. |
| 00:51:01 |
But you don't need my help. |
| 00:51:03 |
Fine. |
| 00:51:05 |
Man, I can't remember |
| 00:51:06 |
I came up with an idea |
| 00:51:08 |
and you said, |
| 00:51:10 |
Hey, remember that time |
| 00:51:12 |
you connect the TV |
| 00:51:14 |
with the remote control? |
| 00:51:16 |
That was pretty good. |
| 00:51:18 |
Man, whatever. |
| 00:51:19 |
I'll train myself. |
| 00:51:21 |
[Bell dings] |
| 00:51:24 |
[Triumphant music plays] |
| 00:51:41 |
Yeah. |
| 00:51:51 |
(Felix) |
| 00:51:52 |
Sorry, grasshoppers. |
| 00:51:54 |
I can't be honing my skills |
| 00:51:56 |
I'm teaching y'all |
| 00:51:57 |
(William) |
| 00:51:59 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:52:00 |
(Prabakar) |
| 00:52:02 |
No disciple |
| 00:52:03 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:52:05 |
but this calls for ninja mode, |
| 00:52:07 |
I got to work on my drills, |
| 00:52:09 |
See, I can't be stopping |
| 00:52:11 |
(William) |
| 00:52:13 |
Dude, calm down. |
| 00:52:15 |
(Felix) |
| 00:52:16 |
(boy) |
| 00:52:18 |
my mom will make me |
| 00:52:21 |
(Felix) |
| 00:52:23 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:52:24 |
You in, what, |
| 00:52:25 |
(Felix) |
| 00:52:27 |
For me, |
| 00:52:29 |
Brush painting. |
| 00:52:30 |
Origami. |
| 00:52:31 |
Folk dance. |
| 00:52:33 |
Music theory. |
| 00:52:34 |
Flower arranging. |
| 00:52:35 |
- Computer camp. |
| 00:52:36 |
- Mental math. |
| 00:52:38 |
- Boys' choir. |
| 00:52:40 |
- Boys' choir. |
| 00:52:47 |
All right, fine. |
| 00:52:49 |
[Upbeat soul music] |
| 00:54:07 |
[Michael speaking |
| 00:54:10 |
What happens if you get stuck |
| 00:54:11 |
for more than one year? |
| 00:54:13 |
This is |
| 00:54:26 |
I have a friend |
| 00:54:33 |
I think it's actually |
| 00:55:07 |
Okay, game over, |
| 00:55:22 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:55:24 |
It works. |
| 00:55:27 |
Hey, a point |
| 00:55:39 |
Don't worry about it. |
| 00:55:44 |
I'll work it out. |
| 00:55:45 |
(Mr. Wang) |
| 00:55:48 |
Christopher, |
| 00:55:51 |
Really? |
| 00:55:53 |
What about the store? |
| 00:55:54 |
Mom can handle it. |
| 00:56:00 |
Deal? |
| 00:56:01 |
All right, |
| 00:56:03 |
I don't want |
| 00:56:04 |
from you or mom either. |
| 00:56:05 |
I mean, you know, |
| 00:56:07 |
you know, |
| 00:56:08 |
where's his girlfriend, |
| 00:56:10 |
- Come on, man. |
| 00:56:12 |
All right, |
| 00:56:16 |
[Woman singing] |
| 00:56:17 |
Swing it, baby. |
| 00:56:19 |
[Man singing] |
| 00:56:21 |
I got |
| 00:56:23 |
Just gotta love |
| 00:56:25 |
Girl, move, don't stop; |
| 00:56:27 |
Let me teach you |
| 00:56:28 |
Hey, I got |
| 00:56:30 |
Just gotta love |
| 00:56:32 |
Girl, move, don't stop; |
| 00:56:34 |
Here we go. |
| 00:56:35 |
Hey, here we go. |
| 00:56:36 |
Let's move. |
| 00:56:38 |
Here's a kid |
| 00:56:39 |
Getting love |
| 00:56:41 |
Got you in the mood, |
| 00:56:42 |
Swing, baby, swing, |
| 00:56:44 |
Let me make your whole world |
| 00:56:46 |
You're spending the night |
| 00:56:48 |
I'm on the good foot |
| 00:56:49 |
Swing, baby, swing, |
| 00:56:51 |
[Crowd cheering on video game] |
| 00:56:55 |
[Man rapping] |
| 00:56:57 |
Now stop. |
| 00:56:58 |
[Video game beeping] |
| 00:57:04 |
Let me teach you |
| 00:57:06 |
Hey, I got |
| 00:57:08 |
Just gotta love |
| 00:57:10 |
Girl, move, don't stop; |
| 00:57:11 |
Let me teach you |
| 00:57:13 |
Hey, I got |
| 00:57:15 |
Just gotta love |
| 00:57:17 |
Girl, move, don't stop; |
| 00:57:19 |
[Woman singing] |
| 00:57:21 |
I got my body moving. |
| 00:57:22 |
Just gotta love |
| 00:57:24 |
Boy, move, don't stop; |
| 00:57:26 |
Come on, |
| 00:57:27 |
I got |
| 00:57:29 |
Just gotta love |
| 00:57:31 |
Boy, move, don't stop; |
| 00:57:33 |
Swing, baby, swing. |
| 00:57:35 |
Swing, baby, swing. |
| 00:57:36 |
Oh, tell 'em. |
| 00:57:42 |
(Howard) |
| 00:57:43 |
on the reason you chose |
| 00:57:46 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:57:47 |
I didn't choose Ping-Pong |
| 00:57:50 |
(Howard) |
| 00:57:53 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:57:54 |
(Howard) |
| 00:57:56 |
and it seems like you're |
| 00:57:58 |
of the Asian community, |
| 00:58:02 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:58:06 |
My family owns |
| 00:58:08 |
I mean, what do you even know |
| 00:58:09 |
about the Asian or the Chinese |
| 00:58:13 |
I mean, what's the last time |
| 00:58:15 |
(Howard) |
| 00:58:17 |
It was B.S. Chang's. |
| 00:58:18 |
It was a delightful meal. |
| 00:58:19 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:58:21 |
Dog, B.S. Chang's is about as |
| 00:58:24 |
B.S. Chang's |
| 00:58:26 |
(Howard) |
| 00:58:30 |
Is that true? |
| 00:58:32 |
You a dumb-ass mother[...], |
| 00:58:50 |
Man, I'm getting it in, |
| 00:58:59 |
(Prabakar) |
| 00:59:03 |
(C-Dub) |
| 00:59:08 |
Come on, little homies, |
| 00:59:09 |
- Ping-Pong's not fun anymore. |
| 00:59:12 |
Well, y'all ain't coming here |
| 00:59:13 |
You're here to learn. |
| 00:59:14 |
(William) |
| 00:59:16 |
(Felix) |
| 00:59:22 |
[Upbeat dance music] |
| 00:59:41 |
[Man rapping] |
| 00:59:43 |
Follow step, step, |
| 00:59:46 |
At the back of the pool, |
| 00:59:47 |
we be jigging |
| 00:59:48 |
Acting a dance fool |
| 01:00:18 |
[Dance music continues] |
| 01:00:20 |
[Man rapping] |
| 01:00:22 |
Nine to five, |
| 01:00:24 |
Do that, do that, |
| 01:00:27 |
Dance. |
| 01:00:28 |
Dance. |
| 01:00:29 |
Do that, do that, |
| 01:00:32 |
[C-Dub shouting indistinctly] |
| 01:00:43 |
I know, man, |
| 01:00:48 |
Come on, dog, man, |
| 01:00:50 |
(Mr. Wang) |
| 01:00:58 |
It's just an expression... |
| 01:01:00 |
Come on, |
| 01:01:02 |
Okay, just serves, okay? |
| 01:01:06 |
[Sighs] |
| 01:01:09 |
Dad! |
| 01:01:16 |
You didn't |
| 01:01:19 |
Where's the bike? |
| 01:01:21 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:01:22 |
You know, it did |
| 01:01:26 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:01:27 |
(woman) |
| 01:01:31 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:01:33 |
(woman) |
| 01:01:36 |
Just ain't in the mood. |
| 01:01:37 |
Mmm. |
| 01:01:40 |
Stressed out, huh? |
| 01:01:42 |
Stuff with your brother, |
| 01:01:43 |
taking his place |
| 01:01:45 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:01:46 |
(woman) |
| 01:01:48 |
It's not like I'm even trying |
| 01:01:51 |
I'm doing it |
| 01:01:52 |
Ain't doing it so I can get |
| 01:01:54 |
and ride around with |
| 01:01:56 |
God, I hate that |
| 01:01:58 |
Yeah. |
| 01:02:00 |
It just perpetuates the whole |
| 01:02:04 |
I mean, half the people |
| 01:02:06 |
aren't even Chinese. |
| 01:02:07 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:02:09 |
You know, a lot of those girls |
| 01:02:11 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:02:12 |
That's what |
| 01:02:14 |
the objectification and |
| 01:02:16 |
Oh, that's tight. |
| 01:02:18 |
So you in college, then? |
| 01:02:20 |
Grad school. |
| 01:02:21 |
Asian-American studies. |
| 01:02:23 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:02:26 |
Anyway, I got to go make Felix |
| 01:02:29 |
Thanks for bringing him back. |
| 01:02:30 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:02:33 |
Oh, are you going to |
| 01:02:38 |
(woman) |
| 01:02:43 |
But maybe I'll try to make... |
| 01:03:11 |
What? |
| 01:03:20 |
Christopher. |
| 01:03:34 |
Oh, hell no. |
| 01:03:39 |
All right, look, man, |
| 01:03:41 |
I was going to play |
| 01:03:42 |
but I didn't agree to wear |
| 01:03:44 |
(Mr. Wang) |
| 01:03:45 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:03:46 |
This is standard |
| 01:03:49 |
All competitors |
| 01:03:50 |
Man, Michael |
| 01:04:00 |
Son of a [...]. |
| 01:04:16 |
It's Cheryl, |
| 01:04:19 |
Cheryl Davis, |
| 01:04:21 |
(woman) |
| 01:04:24 |
You can just say |
| 01:04:26 |
You understand boss, |
| 01:04:27 |
Boss? |
| 01:04:29 |
You know, |
| 01:04:31 |
Boss. |
| 01:05:01 |
[Record scratches] |
| 01:05:07 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:05:09 |
don't see me in these |
| 01:05:10 |
And I don't mean like |
| 01:05:13 |
(William) |
| 01:05:14 |
(Felix) |
| 01:05:15 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:05:16 |
My ninjas. |
| 01:05:18 |
[J.P. Laughing] |
| 01:05:21 |
[Clears throat] |
| 01:05:22 |
- Dog... |
| 01:05:26 |
What are you |
| 01:05:27 |
You going to tell me |
| 01:05:29 |
Now, come on, man. |
| 01:05:30 |
I came here |
| 01:05:36 |
[Woman over loudspeaker] |
| 01:05:39 |
Competitors, please report |
| 01:05:42 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:05:48 |
Aw, yeah, |
| 01:05:52 |
[Upbeat electronic music] |
| 01:06:10 |
[Man singing] |
| 01:06:13 |
Whistling |
| 01:06:14 |
Whistling up, |
| 01:06:16 |
Whistling while |
| 01:06:18 |
Whistling here, |
| 01:06:20 |
Whistling |
| 01:06:22 |
Whistling up, |
| 01:06:24 |
Whistling |
| 01:06:52 |
I can't believe it. |
| 01:06:53 |
One mother[...] match, |
| 01:06:55 |
Prince Charles |
| 01:06:57 |
Maybe I'll see you later? |
| 01:06:58 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:06:59 |
Like you're trying |
| 01:07:01 |
Like you think that just |
| 01:07:03 |
that you're like my master |
| 01:07:05 |
(boy) |
| 01:07:06 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:07:08 |
that I'm going to be a passive, |
| 01:07:10 |
Hey, hold me back, man, |
| 01:07:11 |
(boy) |
| 01:07:12 |
I'll see you later |
| 01:07:14 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:07:15 |
(boy) |
| 01:07:16 |
round robin, man, |
| 01:07:18 |
- You mean I'm still in? |
| 01:07:20 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:07:23 |
[Music continues] |
| 01:07:37 |
[Man singing] |
| 01:07:39 |
Whistling |
| 01:07:41 |
Whistling up, |
| 01:07:43 |
Whistling while |
| 01:07:45 |
Whistling here, |
| 01:07:47 |
Whistling |
| 01:07:49 |
Whistling up, |
| 01:07:51 |
Whistling while |
| 01:08:00 |
[Woman over loudspeaker] |
| 01:08:03 |
All scorers report |
| 01:08:51 |
(Michael) |
| 01:08:54 |
The good thing is, he's finally |
| 01:08:56 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:08:58 |
Hey, it glanced off |
| 01:09:00 |
Did you see it |
| 01:09:01 |
Dude, it glanced |
| 01:09:02 |
Did you see it? |
| 01:09:04 |
Didn't you see it? |
| 01:09:05 |
Give me that. |
| 01:09:06 |
(Michael) |
| 01:09:08 |
Go back and change |
| 01:09:09 |
That was a deuce. |
| 01:09:10 |
We can play that again. |
| 01:09:12 |
Hey, what are you doing, man? |
| 01:09:13 |
What are you doing, |
| 01:09:20 |
Ya! |
| 01:09:23 |
Man, that last game |
| 01:09:24 |
That mother[...] ref |
| 01:09:30 |
How would you know, man? |
| 01:09:31 |
You don't even go |
| 01:09:33 |
Middle school, JV... |
| 01:09:34 |
You're too old |
| 01:09:36 |
I'm talking |
| 01:09:42 |
[Screaming] |
| 01:09:59 |
Man, what are you |
| 01:10:01 |
I'm doing this |
| 01:10:02 |
I don't even |
| 01:10:31 |
[Triumphant music playing] |
| 01:11:08 |
(Michael) |
| 01:11:10 |
That last guy |
| 01:11:29 |
(J.P.) |
| 01:11:33 |
That's tight. |
| 01:11:34 |
I like that. |
| 01:11:39 |
It's very nice. |
| 01:11:40 |
[Woman speaking |
| 01:11:50 |
[Man rapping] |
| 01:11:52 |
The people are jumping 'cause |
| 01:11:54 |
But give me a second |
| 01:11:56 |
Respect the rock beat, people, |
| 01:11:58 |
Zap the bottle, |
| 01:12:00 |
tip the bottle back, |
| 01:12:01 |
as you get whack, |
| 01:12:02 |
Nobody does it |
| 01:12:04 |
and we get so stupid |
| 01:12:05 |
that we got |
| 01:12:06 |
Who rock the party? |
| 01:12:08 |
Never gonna, |
| 01:12:14 |
[Indistinct hip-hop music] |
| 01:12:31 |
Uh! |
| 01:12:32 |
[Music continues] |
| 01:12:47 |
[Man rapping] |
| 01:12:49 |
'Cause tonight |
| 01:12:51 |
Who wants to party? |
| 01:12:53 |
'Cause tonight |
| 01:12:54 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:13:01 |
Ah! |
| 01:13:04 |
Booyah! |
| 01:13:05 |
You're next! |
| 01:13:06 |
[Man singing] |
| 01:13:07 |
'Cause tonight |
| 01:13:09 |
Who wants to party? |
| 01:13:10 |
I got it going on. |
| 01:13:13 |
Who wants to party? |
| 01:13:15 |
'Cause tonight |
| 01:13:16 |
Who wants to party? |
| 01:13:18 |
Never gonna, |
| 01:13:24 |
(J.P.) |
| 01:13:26 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:13:28 |
(Prabakar) |
| 01:13:29 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:13:32 |
(Prabakar) |
| 01:13:33 |
of outfitting |
| 01:13:36 |
I've modified them to include |
| 01:13:37 |
a hybrid rubber molding |
| 01:13:39 |
as well as helium pockets |
| 01:13:43 |
your jump-smashing style |
| 01:13:45 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:13:48 |
My own nickname. |
| 01:13:49 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:13:51 |
I mean, is it, |
| 01:13:52 |
(Prabakar) |
| 01:13:54 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:13:56 |
(Prabakar) |
| 01:13:59 |
there is no standard uniform. |
| 01:14:01 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:14:03 |
You mean all these fools |
| 01:14:05 |
Son of a... |
| 01:14:40 |
[woman over loudspeaker] |
| 01:14:42 |
please report for |
| 01:14:44 |
Christopher Wang. |
| 01:14:49 |
(Mr. Wang) |
| 01:14:54 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:14:56 |
I was listening |
| 01:14:57 |
No matter what happens, |
| 01:14:59 |
It's not the quick sprint |
| 01:15:01 |
It's... |
| 01:15:03 |
(Mr. Wang) |
| 01:15:08 |
(Mr. Wang) |
| 01:15:10 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:15:13 |
[Hip-hop music playing] |
| 01:15:23 |
[Man rapping] |
| 01:15:25 |
I got it, |
| 01:15:26 |
You'll never understand. |
| 01:15:28 |
You know, uh, |
| 01:15:29 |
you know the place to be... |
| 01:15:32 |
right next to Booker T. |
| 01:15:33 |
Let's play, |
| 01:15:46 |
(Cheryl) |
| 01:15:49 |
of the Golden Cock |
| 01:15:52 |
[Applause] |
| 01:15:55 |
You know, |
| 01:15:57 |
"Cheryl, how does a girl from |
| 01:16:01 |
sponsored by |
| 01:16:04 |
And I just say to them, |
| 01:16:06 |
"Me love a-Ping-Pong |
| 01:16:08 |
[Man laughing] |
| 01:16:15 |
So our first competitor, |
| 01:16:18 |
the new Harcourt International |
| 01:16:21 |
of West Covina, |
| 01:16:23 |
Gerald Harcourt. |
| 01:16:25 |
[Applause] |
| 01:16:29 |
And his challenger, |
| 01:16:33 |
representing |
| 01:16:35 |
Christopher Wang. |
| 01:16:42 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:16:43 |
Christopher "C-Dub" Wang. |
| 01:16:46 |
[Cheers and applause] |
| 01:16:55 |
Three games |
| 01:16:56 |
The first to 11 wins. |
| 01:16:58 |
Good luck, |
| 01:16:59 |
[Woman speaking |
| 01:17:05 |
(Cheryl) |
| 01:17:21 |
Oh. |
| 01:17:23 |
C-Dub, come on, you can do |
| 01:17:29 |
[Cheers] |
| 01:17:44 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:17:47 |
Oh, I'm sorry. |
| 01:17:48 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:17:55 |
Son of a... |
| 01:18:18 |
(Cheryl) |
| 01:18:22 |
Harcourt leads |
| 01:18:33 |
[Woman speaking |
| 01:18:35 |
(Cheryl) |
| 01:18:47 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:18:50 |
That all you got, |
| 01:18:58 |
[Cheering] |
| 01:18:59 |
Ah! |
| 01:19:01 |
Yeah, baby. |
| 01:19:02 |
[Men singing] |
| 01:19:06 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:19:08 |
Where my peoples at? |
| 01:19:17 |
P.B. Rizzle! |
| 01:19:19 |
[Cheering] |
| 01:19:20 |
No mercy. |
| 01:19:21 |
That's my son. |
| 01:19:22 |
He also plays piano. |
| 01:19:23 |
Rachmaninoff, no problem. |
| 01:19:26 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:19:29 |
Ah! |
| 01:19:38 |
[Men singing] |
| 01:19:42 |
Go. |
| 01:19:44 |
(J.P.) |
| 01:19:47 |
That's all you, baby. |
| 01:19:49 |
Game point, Wang. |
| 01:19:58 |
[Cheering] |
| 01:20:08 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:20:09 |
(kids) |
| 01:20:11 |
(Cheryl) |
| 01:20:14 |
Game tied |
| 01:20:16 |
Lost your collar, dog? |
| 01:20:17 |
If you're |
| 01:20:19 |
he's standing right here. |
| 01:20:20 |
Tom, what do you do |
| 01:20:21 |
with a dog |
| 01:20:22 |
(Tom) |
| 01:20:24 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:20:26 |
(Gerald) |
| 01:20:27 |
Chinese chatter torture. |
| 01:20:32 |
[Woman speaking |
| 01:20:35 |
(Cheryl) |
| 01:20:37 |
I hope you're hungry, |
| 01:20:39 |
to serve you |
| 01:20:46 |
Oh, who's smoking the opium now, |
| 01:20:48 |
Stuff that in your knickers, |
| 01:20:50 |
(Gerald) |
| 01:20:53 |
have been flaunted |
| 01:20:55 |
The showboating, |
| 01:20:57 |
But this |
| 01:20:59 |
Under section 4-F |
| 01:21:02 |
it clearly states |
| 01:21:05 |
may be defined as.: |
| 01:21:06 |
(Tom) |
| 01:21:08 |
(Gerald) |
| 01:21:09 |
(Tom) |
| 01:21:10 |
(Gerald) |
| 01:21:13 |
"designed to embarrass, |
| 01:21:15 |
on the basis of race, gender, |
| 01:21:18 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:21:20 |
(Gerald) |
| 01:21:22 |
unsportsmanlike conduct |
| 01:21:24 |
Hold up, |
| 01:21:25 |
(Cheryl) |
| 01:21:26 |
(Gerald) |
| 01:21:28 |
with these attacks |
| 01:21:30 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:21:32 |
(Gerald) |
| 01:21:33 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:21:35 |
(Tom) |
| 01:21:36 |
Someone get a cup |
| 01:21:38 |
for this mama-jama. |
| 01:21:39 |
Mr. Wang, |
| 01:21:41 |
The official language |
| 01:21:45 |
The committee |
| 01:21:46 |
Please step away. |
| 01:21:53 |
[Woman speaking |
| 01:22:06 |
(Cheryl) |
| 01:22:10 |
of ATTF section 4. |
| 01:22:12 |
Because this is |
| 01:22:14 |
Mr. Wang |
| 01:22:19 |
However, he will be required |
| 01:22:22 |
from all verbal ejaculations |
| 01:22:24 |
for the remainder |
| 01:22:26 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:22:27 |
(Gerald) |
| 01:22:31 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:22:33 |
especially when the subject |
| 01:22:35 |
is a student-poaching, |
| 01:22:37 |
SPF-50-wearing, |
| 01:22:41 |
Sir, you are one word away |
| 01:22:45 |
One. |
| 01:22:50 |
(Gerald) |
| 01:22:51 |
Was there something you... |
| 01:22:54 |
(Tom) |
| 01:23:06 |
[Man rapping] |
| 01:23:07 |
My game is, |
| 01:23:09 |
to get those |
| 01:23:11 |
Say something mean. |
| 01:23:12 |
I know you want |
| 01:23:13 |
Another reason I know |
| 01:23:16 |
It's over. |
| 01:23:18 |
Yes, this is the end. |
| 01:23:20 |
We don't need |
| 01:23:22 |
So once you get to know me. |
| 01:23:25 |
Yes, it's over. |
| 01:23:27 |
Yes, this is the end. |
| 01:23:28 |
Yes, it's... |
| 01:23:30 |
We don't need |
| 01:23:31 |
Lights out. |
| 01:23:32 |
So why don't you |
| 01:23:33 |
It's on now. |
| 01:23:36 |
You know, |
| 01:23:38 |
I mean, |
| 01:23:40 |
you cheating me |
| 01:23:42 |
but I wasn't going to say |
| 01:23:46 |
Serve the ball. |
| 01:23:52 |
[Man rapping] |
| 01:23:56 |
Yes, this is the end. |
| 01:24:00 |
Lights out. |
| 01:24:01 |
We don't need |
| 01:24:03 |
So why don't you |
| 01:24:06 |
Yes, it's over. |
| 01:24:08 |
Yes, this is the end. |
| 01:24:09 |
We don't need |
| 01:24:12 |
So why don't you |
| 01:24:14 |
It's over now, uh. |
| 01:24:31 |
(Cheryl) |
| 01:24:34 |
pending medical review. |
| 01:24:39 |
(woman) |
| 01:24:41 |
(Michael) |
| 01:24:43 |
if his footwork was just |
| 01:24:45 |
(woman) |
| 01:24:46 |
I don't think footwork |
| 01:24:48 |
(Michael) |
| 01:24:50 |
(woman) |
| 01:24:52 |
(Michael) |
| 01:24:54 |
(woman) |
| 01:24:55 |
(Michael) |
| 01:24:56 |
(woman) |
| 01:24:58 |
I hate to break it to you, |
| 01:25:00 |
but it's not exactly |
| 01:25:02 |
(Michael) |
| 01:25:04 |
In China, they would treat me |
| 01:25:09 |
(woman) |
| 01:25:15 |
(woman) |
| 01:25:16 |
(Felix) |
| 01:25:18 |
(William) |
| 01:25:20 |
(woman) |
| 01:25:21 |
C-Dub's out there |
| 01:25:23 |
Worse, |
| 01:25:24 |
and you guys sit here |
| 01:25:26 |
(Prabakar) |
| 01:25:29 |
(woman) |
| 01:25:36 |
Boys, let's show them |
| 01:25:38 |
[Chanting in a Chinese language] |
| 01:26:08 |
(Cheryl) |
| 01:26:10 |
The final game |
| 01:26:12 |
Harcourt leads |
| 01:26:23 |
[Crowd cheering] |
| 01:26:37 |
[Crowd cheering] |
| 01:26:43 |
[Crowd cheering] |
| 01:26:53 |
[Cheering] |
| 01:27:07 |
[Cheering] |
| 01:27:10 |
(Cheryl) |
| 01:27:12 |
Champion must win |
| 01:27:14 |
[Cheering] |
| 01:27:29 |
[Crowd cheering] |
| 01:27:42 |
(Cheryl) |
| 01:27:44 |
Harcourt to serve. |
| 01:27:46 |
[Crowd cheering] |
| 01:28:32 |
Ah! |
| 01:28:35 |
Uh! |
| 01:28:37 |
Ah. |
| 01:28:39 |
Ah! |
| 01:28:41 |
[Cheers and applause] |
| 01:28:44 |
(Cheryl) |
| 01:28:47 |
[Cheers and applause] |
| 01:28:58 |
(D.B.) |
| 01:29:02 |
(Mr. Wang) |
| 01:29:04 |
Ah! |
| 01:29:08 |
(Tom) |
| 01:29:11 |
You want some tea? |
| 01:29:12 |
I got the thermos open. |
| 01:29:15 |
Yeah! |
| 01:29:23 |
(Mrs. Wang) |
| 01:29:25 |
We need a partner |
| 01:29:26 |
Grab a paddle. |
| 01:29:32 |
(Lin) |
| 01:29:33 |
(William) |
| 01:29:47 |
[Phone beeps] |
| 01:29:48 |
Tell your dad the |
| 01:29:51 |
All I need from you is to get |
| 01:29:53 |
(Prabakar) |
| 01:29:54 |
(J.P.) |
| 01:29:55 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:29:57 |
(J.P.) |
| 01:29:58 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:30:00 |
(J.P.) |
| 01:30:01 |
When you got a big dog |
| 01:30:03 |
ain't no need to be sweating. |
| 01:30:04 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:30:06 |
(Felix) |
| 01:30:08 |
We haven't played |
| 01:30:09 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:30:10 |
I have to give my moms |
| 01:30:12 |
But I'll hit you up in the |
| 01:30:14 |
(Felix) |
| 01:30:15 |
As long as |
| 01:30:32 |
Wait, wait, wait. |
| 01:30:33 |
One last lesson. |
| 01:30:39 |
Always watch your back! |
| 01:30:41 |
[Woman speaking |
| 01:31:00 |
(C-Dub) |
| 01:31:01 |
Splat! |
| 01:31:11 |
[Men rapping] |
| 01:31:13 |
I like, I like, |
| 01:31:16 |
I like, I like, |
| 01:31:19 |
Don't put the box away; |
| 01:31:21 |
I like, I like, |
| 01:31:24 |
I like, I like, |
| 01:31:26 |
I like, I like, |
| 01:31:29 |
Don't put the box away; |
| 01:31:32 |
Sitting at the table |
| 01:31:34 |
Want my own box. |
| 01:31:35 |
I don't want to split |
| 01:31:37 |
The one thing I hated |
| 01:31:40 |
Certain cereals will make |
| 01:31:42 |
If you took away my cereal, |
| 01:31:45 |
I like Kaboom! 'cause it |
| 01:31:47 |
I make a scene |
| 01:31:49 |
and start |
| 01:31:50 |
if sugar didn't come first |
| 01:31:53 |
Make my mom buy me some, |
| 01:31:56 |
The best ones started |
| 01:31:58 |
'Cause if it ain't sugary, |
| 01:32:01 |
I hate |
| 01:32:02 |
They taste like wood. |
| 01:32:04 |
I like, I like, |
| 01:32:07 |
I eat my Wheaties |
| 01:32:09 |
No one can mess with |
| 01:32:11 |
I'm the champ. |
| 01:32:13 |
Today I'm a winner. |
| 01:32:14 |
I'll eat you |
| 01:32:15 |
I'm a champ. |
| 01:32:18 |
God gave me talent. |
| 01:32:19 |
I'm a super machine. |
| 01:32:20 |
I'm better than the dudes |
| 01:32:23 |
I'm a champ, |
| 01:32:24 |
I'm a champ, |
| 01:32:25 |
I'm a champ, |
| 01:32:26 |
I'm a champ, |
| 01:32:28 |
I'm rated number one |
| 01:32:29 |
at the top of the game. |
| 01:32:31 |
Hey, the dynasty's begun. |
| 01:32:32 |
Ain't no stopping |
| 01:32:33 |
Better recognize the face, |
| 01:32:34 |
start jocking the name. |
| 01:32:35 |
With my whole line of shoes, |
| 01:32:37 |
watch 'em |
| 01:32:38 |
Oh, I'm something special, |
| 01:32:41 |
Got my big bowl of Wheaties. |
| 01:32:42 |
I was born to fly |
| 01:32:43 |
Yes, I'm extra lifted, |
| 01:32:45 |
I'm going down in history |
| 01:32:48 |
Got trophies |
| 01:32:49 |
and medals to count. |
| 01:32:51 |
And I'm on your television show |
| 01:32:53 |
Everybody wants to see me. |
| 01:32:54 |
I'm the talk of the town. |
| 01:32:56 |
Just the life |
| 01:32:57 |
Take a look |
| 01:32:58 |
I eat my Wheaties |
| 01:33:00 |
No one can mess with |
| 01:33:02 |
I'm a champ. |
| 01:33:03 |
Today I'm a winner. |
| 01:33:04 |
I'll eat you |
| 01:33:06 |
I'm a champ. |
| 01:33:08 |
God gave me talent. |
| 01:33:10 |
I'm a super machine. |
| 01:33:11 |
I'm better than the dudes |
| 01:33:14 |
I'm a champ, |
| 01:33:15 |
I'm a champ, |
| 01:33:16 |
I'm a champ, |
| 01:33:17 |
I'm a champ, |
| 01:33:18 |
I feel great |
| 01:33:20 |
when I wake up. |
| 01:33:21 |
I'm a man on a mission |
| 01:33:23 |
I got lots to do today, |
| 01:33:26 |
get my oil changed, |
| 01:33:28 |
See, everything you do, |
| 01:33:31 |
If you climb a hill, |
| 01:33:34 |
If you say "what," |
| 01:33:36 |
And if you |
| 01:33:37 |
then I'ma bring it better. |
| 01:33:39 |
See, I don't even stop |
| 01:33:41 |
With a off rhyme, |
| 01:33:44 |
I can sound proper. |
| 01:33:46 |
Don't step to your man. |
| 01:33:49 |
I eat my Wheaties |
| 01:33:50 |
No one can mess with |
| 01:33:53 |
I'm a champ. |
| 01:33:54 |
Today I'm a winner. |
| 01:33:55 |
I'll eat you |
| 01:33:56 |
I'm a champ. |
| 01:33:59 |
God gave me talent. |
| 01:34:00 |
I'm a super machine. |
| 01:34:02 |
I'm better than the dudes |
| 01:34:04 |
I'm a champ, |
| 01:34:05 |
I'm a champ, |
| 01:34:06 |
I'm a champ, |
| 01:34:08 |
I'm a champ, |
| 01:34:09 |
Too short to be a baller, nope, |
| 01:34:12 |
Warming up the bench, |
| 01:34:13 |
I got it hotter |
| 01:34:14 |
Never getting called 'cause |
| 01:34:17 |
Couldn't land a chick |
| 01:34:19 |
Had a lot of time to think |
| 01:34:22 |
Penny for my thoughts, |
| 01:34:23 |
then I'd have |
| 01:34:24 |
Didn't like to read, |
| 01:34:27 |
Didn't like the coppers. |
| 01:34:29 |
Put it all together, |
| 01:34:31 |
What? |
| 01:34:33 |
I could be an MC. |
| 01:34:34 |
I ain't making money trees. |
| 01:34:35 |
I'm just planting |
| 01:34:37 |
But I'm doing what I feel, |
| 01:34:38 |
and that's |
| 01:34:39 |
I eat my Wheaties |
| 01:34:41 |
No one can mess with |
| 01:34:43 |
I'm a champ. |
| 01:34:45 |
Today I'm a winner. |
| 01:34:46 |
I'll eat you |
| 01:34:47 |
I'm a champ. |
| 01:34:50 |
God gave me talent. |
| 01:34:51 |
I'm a super machine. |
| 01:34:52 |
I'm better than the dudes |
| 01:34:54 |
I'm a champ, |
| 01:34:55 |
I'm a champ, |
| 01:34:57 |
I'm a champ, |
| 01:34:58 |
I'm a champ, |
| 01:35:16 |
Hi, I'm Gerald Harcourt |
| 01:35:18 |
of the Harcourt Institute |
| 01:35:22 |
And, um, we're here to make |
| 01:35:30 |
We've got four hands |
| 01:35:35 |
And you'll come back |
| 01:35:40 |
Table tennis: |
| 01:35:42 |
Truly a sport of kings |
| 01:35:47 |
(Tom) |
| 01:35:48 |
(Gerald) |
| 01:35:53 |
You'll all lob it too. |
| 01:36:01 |
(Tom) |
| 01:36:02 |
(Gerald) |
