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00:00:39 I now bring to your attention
00:00:41 one of the most stunning treasures
00:00:45 The Magna Carta.
00:00:59 And now, over here,
00:01:01 perhaps the most cherished
00:01:07 The Shroud of Turin.
00:01:28 The Imperial Sword!
00:01:42 Chief Inspector Dreyfus is here to see you.
00:01:45 - Chief Inspector.
00:01:47 I'm sure you know why you're here.
00:01:50 The British, the Italians and the Japanese
00:01:53 of their finest detectives,
00:01:55 an international Dream Team
00:02:00 - And France will be represented?
00:02:05 I am honored, but not surprised.
00:02:08 This is the culmination of my career.
00:02:12 The moment
00:02:15 - No, no, no.
00:02:17 - No, no.
00:02:19 They want Clouseau, since he is
00:02:23 We have been asked if Clouseau
00:02:28 - Clouseau?
00:02:35 - Is there something wrong?
00:02:39 Would you mind if I use your bathroom
00:02:42 - Certainly.
00:02:49 Clouseau.
00:03:07 I'm afraid, sir,
00:03:11 - What?
00:03:12 so important for our country
00:03:14 that I fear for our national security
00:03:36 Clearly a violation.
00:03:39 Parking ticket.
00:03:42 What is this for?
00:03:44 Thirty-one centimeters from the curb,
00:03:49 Nine centimeters into
00:04:08 - You must take the ticket. Take it.
00:04:12 You must take the ticket.
00:04:23 You're not wearing your seatbelt.
00:04:26 You are going to have to go
00:04:37 Pardon me.
00:04:40 - Stop this car immediately.
00:08:00 Right.
00:08:02 - Are you finished yet?
00:08:04 Chief Inspector,
00:08:08 every word and every movement
00:08:11 So, if anyone breaks in, what happens?
00:08:13 Your office is linked to the elite
00:08:17 Sir, Inspector Clouseau is here to see you.
00:08:22 Send him in.
00:08:23 - Clouseau?
00:08:27 - Clouseau?
00:08:29 Good afternoon, Chief Inspector.
00:08:34 This darn Medal of Honor.
00:08:36 You're so fortunate
00:08:39 You look so tidy having no honors
00:08:44 Why don't you wear it under your shirt,
00:08:47 Brilliant idea, Chief Inspector.
00:08:52 Now, the parking ticket situation.
00:08:55 Over the last six weeks,
00:08:59 One at the musée, overtime.
00:09:01 And one, you'll recall, to you,
00:09:06 - Yes, I recall.
00:09:09 Fascinating.
00:09:12 And just in case, I've deftly cataloged,
00:09:16 each offense here in my little black book.
00:09:19 Now, Clouseau, you remember when I first
00:09:25 Yes, you explained
00:09:28 And that if anyone ever asked you
00:09:32 to this incredibly important mission,
00:09:36 Chief Inspector, I don't even know
00:09:43 Good work, Clouseau.
00:09:45 Now, to business.
00:09:54 Clouseau?
00:09:58 Clouseau.
00:10:13 We were being recorded.
00:10:19 - The Black Berets.
00:10:23 - I don't know.
00:10:25 - We weren't yet told.
00:10:29 Hamburger.
00:10:31 Thank you, sir. Have a nice day.
00:10:38 - The password was "hamburger"?
00:10:41 - I said "hamburger".
00:10:45 - Hamburger?
00:10:48 How did you know
00:10:51 Easy, Inspector.
00:10:52 This pen emits a small beeping noise
00:10:56 - RadioShack. $12.
00:10:59 - How did you know the password?
00:11:04 I had it attached to the back
00:11:08 - RadioShack?
00:11:14 - What do you think this is?
00:11:18 No. It only looks like a tape-recorder.
00:11:26 So you can write with it
00:11:29 Bingo!
00:11:31 Now, you were saying, Inspector.
00:11:35 - You are being reassigned.
00:11:38 The Tornado is at large, and you want me
00:11:41 - No.
00:11:42 It is my job to protect the Pink Panther.
00:11:45 You've merely been reassigned
00:11:50 That is quite an honor,
00:11:52 - but I cannot accept.
00:11:54 If Inspector Clouseau
00:11:56 the Tornado would surely strike
00:11:59 - I'm guarding it!
00:12:01 Don't argue.
00:12:04 But I can't fly.
00:12:06 In a plane!
00:12:08 - But still...
00:12:18 Nicole.
00:12:25 You are traveling?
00:12:26 Yes, Inspector Dreyfus is sending me
00:12:31 - For how long? When will you return?
00:12:35 It could be a month, it could be a year.
00:12:40 - Yes, yes, of course.
00:12:44 If the criminal were to, say, kidnap you,
00:12:49 Why would he have power over you?
00:12:53 Well, because, well,
00:12:59 you are like a brother to me.
00:13:04 A hot, sexy brother in a dress.
00:13:08 Nicole, I hope you have forgiven me
00:13:13 Yes, Inspector, it is forgotten.
00:13:15 - I have not forgotten.
00:13:25 So, even though, technically,
00:13:30 do you think it would be all right
00:13:33 I think it would be all right.
00:13:36 Then I will select the wine.
00:13:43 I would like to select my own wine.
00:13:46 And by the way,
00:13:50 Remember this face.
00:14:52 - This is a very special bottle.
00:15:08 There was something about
00:15:11 that ignited other, more illicit, fires.
00:15:18 - And I'm sorry about that.
00:15:23 It was a night to remember
00:15:27 We must never forget to not remember it.
00:15:29 And if we do remember it,
00:15:34 Now, let's have
00:15:43 I'll be right there.
00:15:46 - No problem.
00:15:58 Ponton,
00:16:01 The Tornado is rampant.
00:16:05 and no Clouseau to protect it.
00:16:07 But you visited the museum yourself,
00:16:11 - It's gonna be all right.
00:16:16 - Are you driving?
00:16:27 - Okay.
00:16:29 - Here. Yes.
00:16:31 - Yes.
00:16:33 - Of course, yes.
00:16:34 - And this turns it.
00:16:35 Okay, here we go.
00:16:42 - Ponton.
00:16:43 - This case is very strange.
00:16:47 For 10 years,
00:16:50 stealing over a quarter of a billion dollars
00:16:53 Then, for no reason, he suddenly stops.
00:16:57 Maybe the Tornado thought
00:16:59 If he had enough money, then why,
00:17:04 does he suddenly spring back into action?
00:17:07 London, the Magna Carta.
00:17:12 The Imperial Sword. Why now?
00:17:26 You need to calm down.
00:17:39 Hey!
00:17:47 What's the matter, Ponton?
00:17:52 - Is it your wife again?
00:17:55 She still feels my job
00:17:59 The same old thing.
00:18:01 Next week is our 10th anniversary.
00:18:05 Ponton, would you like me
00:18:08 No.
00:18:10 I mean, this issue must be discussed
00:18:14 Well, you must explain to her
00:18:18 Always living in the shadows.
00:18:24 Idiot.
00:18:27 I will miss you, Inspector.
00:18:30 I will miss you, too, Ponton.
00:18:33 - And, Ponton.
00:18:35 I am sorry you can't satisfy your wife.
00:18:42 "I am now leaving France."
00:18:45 This is a bad idea.
00:18:51 The legendary Pink Panther Diamond
00:18:55 Officials suspect the perpetrator
00:18:58 What'd I tell you?
00:19:00 The theft of the Pink Panther would be
00:19:05 Oh, my God! He was right.
00:19:10 The Dream Team was supposed to start
00:19:14 but it's just been diverted to Paris.
00:19:17 France is in shock.
00:19:18 The international Dream Team
00:19:23 I'm standing outside the Grand Palais
00:19:34 Why are they cheering?
00:19:37 We live in a media age.
00:19:41 Then adapt I shall.
00:19:53 - Who do you think did this, Inspector?
00:19:58 Tornado, I'm coming to get you.
00:20:02 One more.
00:20:04 Tornado, I'm coming to get you.
00:20:11 Good afternoon, Inspector.
00:20:15 They are waiting for you.
00:20:18 - I'm sorry, I don't remember your name.
00:20:24 - Yes. I am Nicole.
00:20:31 You, too, Inspector.
00:20:34 Well, enough of this foreplay.
00:20:38 Yes, they're waiting inside.
00:20:42 I hope no one has
00:20:44 A crime scene is like a code.
00:20:46 You decipher it,
00:20:49 That is why it must always be kept
00:21:04 Good day. I'm Inspector Jacques Clouseau
00:21:08 Vicenzo Roccara
00:21:12 And your name?
00:21:15 Vicenzo Roccara
00:21:18 That is your name. I thought you were
00:21:25 Vicenzo Roccara
00:21:32 Don Corleone.
00:21:34 I'm Kenji Mazuto.
00:21:35 Kenji Mazel Tov.
00:21:37 Randall Pepperidge.
00:21:40 And this is my associate Gilbert Ponton,
00:21:44 Nicole is here to service your needs,
00:21:46 so feel free to use her
00:21:52 And now there is a crime scene waiting.
00:21:57 Excuse me. "El sceno de crimo."
00:22:02 - That is not Italian, and I do speak English.
00:22:08 Gentlemen, we first have to determine
00:22:12 And as I am an expert at deduction...
00:22:15 - You are an expert at deduction?
00:22:18 I believe deduction is my field
00:22:24 How did you know that?
00:22:25 One side of the sole of your shoe
00:22:28 You're favoring your right leg.
00:22:30 Tell me, did you enjoy
00:22:34 - How did you...
00:22:37 And will you be moving out
00:22:40 They are doing construction at night
00:22:42 so as not to disturb daytime traffic.
00:22:45 From your puffy eyes,
00:22:49 Speaking of traffic,
00:22:54 Your trousers are wrinkled
00:22:55 And how do you think your favorite
00:23:00 That matchbox is from
00:23:02 that shows English football telecasts.
00:23:04 You have tissues in your shoes
00:23:06 You were 14 before you finally
00:23:09 Tell me, how did you enjoy
00:23:13 Now, how did you know that?
00:23:16 - Perhaps one of you should begin.
00:23:20 You've recently lost
00:23:21 You have an aversion to cow bells.
00:23:23 Stop the insanity and look at this.
00:23:27 IL Tornado is not as careful as he thinks.
00:23:34 Fingerprint. With this small piece of glass,
00:23:41 This one has a fingerprint.
00:23:45 This one has a fingerprint, too.
00:23:48 This one has a fingerprint.
00:23:50 You don't need that.
00:23:57 Guard that.
00:24:00 What do we know about this man,
00:24:05 Well, we know that he's a white male
00:24:08 with a scar from a bullet hole
00:24:11 In 1996, the Tornado was shot right here
00:24:16 Blood was found, and as a result,
00:24:22 without a match.
00:24:27 I'm sorry I'm a bit late.
00:24:30 You're Jacques Clouseau.
00:24:36 The Pink Panther detective.
00:24:41 - And who is it that are you?
00:24:44 - Didn't anyone tell you that...
00:24:49 - A last-minute addition to our team.
00:24:52 I've written a book
00:24:54 but I'm not sure
00:24:57 Technically speaking,
00:25:00 Welcome.
00:25:03 Now, let me bring you up to speed.
00:25:07 You are now up to speed.
00:25:14 In world news today,
00:25:16 members of the Dream Team gathered for
00:25:21 to start their investigations
00:25:24 Inspector Clouseau had this to say.
00:25:27 Tornado, I'm coming to get you.
00:25:35 I was able to discover this Tornado
00:25:38 from a remote location and turned off
00:25:42 - Can you trace the source?
00:25:48 - You are new here?
00:25:52 - I know who you are, Inspector.
00:25:55 Due to the media frenzy
00:25:58 I've been assigned to instruct employees
00:26:03 It's always nice
00:26:06 clomping around the building
00:26:12 - You must never refer to a woman as sexy.
00:26:18 No, Inspector, you must not comment
00:26:23 - I get it. I get it. I keep it to myself...
00:26:27 ...when I am thinking...
00:26:34 This will be an exercise
00:26:37 And no matter what I say,
00:26:41 That will be easy.
00:26:44 You're here in the corridor
00:26:46 and you see a very pretty young woman
00:26:49 and her blouse is tight
00:26:53 and she drops her pencil,
00:26:55 and as she bends to retrieve it,
00:26:58 revealing the cleavage
00:27:02 And then the pencil rolls around
00:27:05 and her undulating buttocks
00:27:09 just shy of the nooks and crannies.
00:27:16 I like you, Mrs. Berenger. I like you a lot.
00:27:21 So, I have made lunch reservations
00:27:25 depending on who wants to eat where.
00:27:28 You know,
00:27:34 Paris or you.
00:27:44 May I have a word in private?
00:27:48 I'm worried that your hot Italian blood
00:27:55 Really?
00:27:56 Yes, these attentions
00:28:01 What?
00:28:05 I see. You and she, you like the...
00:28:07 Oh, no, no, no.
00:28:11 So I'm not stepping on toes.
00:28:12 How could you, since she and I have
00:28:16 Good, because I find her very alluring.
00:28:19 No. No. For a man like you, she's too drab.
00:28:25 - Drab?
00:28:30 - Disgusting?
00:28:33 I think you are wrong, Clouseau.
00:28:35 You see, you and I,
00:28:38 We've had all these
00:28:42 Yes, in fact, I believe
00:28:48 in Miss Solandres.
00:28:55 Clouseau, you are a lover.
00:28:58 And Nicole is a woman for a lifetime,
00:29:03 - To have the babies?
00:29:07 All day long the babies.
00:29:11 All day long the babies?
00:29:15 Ponton.
00:29:18 That Italian and I have locked antlers.
00:29:21 We are like two angry stags
00:29:24 Have we decided on lunch?
00:29:26 Well, I suppose you will be wanting sushi,
00:29:33 What?
00:29:35 Inspector, we never refer to Japanese
00:29:41 - But why?
00:29:45 Inspector, are you prejudiced
00:29:48 Well, of course not.
00:29:51 Have you ever seen them drive?
00:29:53 They can hardly see over
00:29:55 - Inspector.
00:29:58 I suppose I'm a bit of a dumb blonde
00:30:02 - What?
00:30:06 - But they are so dumb.
00:30:13 Were you just ogling her?
00:30:15 - No.
00:30:17 I did not.
00:30:19 - You did.
00:30:22 - You did it again.
00:30:24 - Yes, you did. I saw it.
00:30:26 - No, you didn't.
00:30:30 - You did it again!
00:30:31 - Yes, you did.
00:30:33 - Yes, you did.
00:30:35 Oh, my God...
00:30:51 Ponton?
00:30:52 I had it out with my wife.
00:30:55 I told her that she must not
00:30:58 and that my home life must take
00:31:02 Good for you. Congratulations!
00:31:07 So, then, can I stay here with you?
00:31:09 - What?
00:31:13 - Yes, I suppose. Temporarily.
00:31:18 It's okay, boys.
00:31:22 What are these?
00:31:26 Ponton?
00:31:27 They are my sons, Louis and Antoine.
00:31:32 And this is Jacques.
00:31:34 They named him after you.
00:31:44 Uncle Jacques, what's that?
00:31:48 That is an award given to me
00:31:53 Go ahead.
00:31:57 - Is that the Pink Panther?
00:32:00 A copy given to me
00:32:04 and returning it to France.
00:32:06 Let's show Uncle Jacques what we won.
00:32:10 We won these in a competition
00:32:13 That is so cute.
00:32:18 Now, let me show you a real trophy.
00:32:23 One I won at a karate competition
00:32:28 Wow!
00:32:29 - You like karate?
00:32:32 Remember, boys.
00:32:34 The secret to a successful karate attack
00:32:49 - Good one.
00:32:55 To find the Tornado,
00:32:59 I'm worried that right now,
00:33:03 Right.
00:33:05 "Hey, buddy, do you want to buy
00:33:08 No. These items are too famous to be sold.
00:33:12 Only the Pink Panther can be cut up
00:33:16 I suspect that's what he wants.
00:33:18 I have something.
00:33:22 This says the computer that hacked into
00:33:28 - Rome?
00:33:32 No. No. Rome means nothing to me.
00:33:37 I mean...
00:33:46 Rome? Do you know who lives in Rome?
00:33:48 - Alonso Avellaneda!
00:33:51 The man rumored to be
00:34:13 There's always been a suspicion
00:34:14 that Avellaneda's not just the Tornado's
00:34:18 He is the right age.
00:34:19 Do we have a sample of his DNA?
00:34:21 Not yet, but we should be in Rome
00:34:25 Where is our pilot?
00:34:27 I don't trust any other pilot
00:34:31 Your plane.
00:34:33 Nicoletta,
00:34:40 - Come.
00:34:55 - Would I be disturbing you if I joined you?
00:35:05 I've been thinking a lot
00:35:08 about the psychology of the criminal.
00:35:11 The "why?"
00:35:15 Perhaps romantic disappointment.
00:35:19 A foolish young woman
00:35:25 That could never happen.
00:35:28 But of course.
00:35:29 What a man such as that should do
00:35:31 is start a new romance
00:35:43 That is so funny. "Start a new romance."
00:35:48 I'm not quite sure what you mean,
00:35:57 It appears that Inspector Clouseau
00:36:06 "Drab"?
00:36:07 The very word
00:36:11 - He called me drab?
00:36:15 Disgusting?
00:36:19 Thank you.
00:36:35 Hey, Ponton.
00:36:38 He's a brilliant man, unorthodox, oblique.
00:36:43 But I can tell you
00:36:45 he's the man who will solve this case.
00:36:48 Ponton-san, you are crazy.
00:36:53 If Clouseau solves this case,
00:36:56 like a bare-bummed idiot
00:37:01 Well, let's talk about Avellaneda.
00:37:04 - What are his proclivities?
00:37:07 but because of his questionable dealings,
00:37:09 he was thrown out of Spain
00:37:12 You see?
00:37:15 and he is forced to live in the woods
00:37:18 with the shame of being a criminal.
00:37:20 If there is one absolute truth in this world,
00:37:35 You say the bullet hole is
00:37:38 Yes.
00:37:39 Then all we have to do is figure out a way
00:37:52 I was half expecting you.
00:37:55 Are you the so-called "Dream Team"?
00:37:57 And who is it
00:38:00 I am Alonso Avellaneda.
00:38:05 We shall see who is the one
00:38:08 that are something of nonsense.
00:38:15 Well, I suppose I must bow
00:38:19 Please, come inside.
00:38:33 Nicole.
00:38:34 While the Dream Team plays its
00:38:45 Who cares?
00:38:50 So, gentlemen and ladies,
00:38:56 Now, how can I help you?
00:38:58 Señor Avellaneda,
00:39:02 Dining with my daughter and my ex-wife.
00:39:06 Don't believe me, call them.
00:39:08 Why call them?
00:39:09 They already lied for you
00:39:13 I am not the Tornado.
00:39:15 Do you mind
00:39:18 Be my guest. I have nothing to hide.
00:39:20 Sometimes things hide in plain sight.
00:39:28 My security system.
00:39:43 Answer this question.
00:39:45 In the past, you admitted to dealings
00:39:49 Yes, but that was 10 years ago.
00:39:51 Besides, I never saw his face.
00:39:55 How did you conduct these transactions
00:39:58 He was in disguise.
00:40:02 Did you call him Zorro?
00:40:05 Come, come, señor Avellaneda,
00:40:07 that two grown men
00:40:10 with each other
00:40:12 Perhaps I saw him once.
00:40:14 Did it look something like this?
00:40:17 No, I've told you. I am not the Tornado.
00:40:21 How did you pay him?
00:40:24 With deposits into Swiss bank accounts.
00:40:27 Numbered. Untraceable.
00:40:31 I understand.
00:40:33 Look, I know my answers
00:40:38 I realize that.
00:40:41 Does this mean
00:40:43 living under a cloud of suspicion?
00:40:45 - Forgive my intrusion.
00:40:47 There is one way to prove your innocence.
00:40:50 Back in 1996, while perpetrating a crime...
00:40:52 Yes, yes, yes. He received a bullet wound
00:40:58 Is this what it's come to?
00:41:01 That I must strip down
00:41:05 in the sanctity of my own home
00:41:07 before a group of people I've only just met
00:41:12 Well, it wouldn't hurt.
00:41:15 Fine. Let's get it over with, then.
00:41:30 I believe it was the right shoulder.
00:41:41 So I hope this proves beyond doubt
00:41:46 We will have to leave you in peace.
00:42:16 He's already shown us his shoulders.
00:42:21 He did?
00:42:25 - The man is guilty.
00:42:28 Clouseau!
00:42:29 He removed his shirt twice,
00:42:32 Haven't you ever heard
00:42:38 Yes. Of course you have.
00:42:46 Clouseau Inspector,
00:42:50 None of them are used
00:42:53 Still...
00:42:55 Clouseau, can't you see
00:42:58 Your unrelenting stubbornness
00:43:01 And I'm telling you I sense
00:43:14 They don't know anything.
00:43:18 That blasted bullet wound. It's my mark.
00:43:23 One day they'll find me.
00:43:25 You're in no danger, Laurence.
00:43:27 This is all very strange.
00:43:31 I even know one of them.
00:43:33 You do?
00:43:36 - Which one?
00:43:40 Isn't it obvious?
00:43:48 Inspector, excuse me.
00:43:50 Are you familiar with a Spanish restaurant
00:43:55 Know it? I destroyed it.
00:43:57 I found this in a jammed paper shredder.
00:44:02 8:00 tonight.
00:44:06 And I thought, "Why would Avellaneda
00:44:08 "shred a simple reminder
00:44:11 Good work, Ponton.
00:44:14 - So what should we do?
00:44:18 We investigate, see who he's eating with.
00:44:24 You go on ahead.
00:44:25 Ponton and I will get a taxi
00:44:38 This stakeout was a good idea, Ponton.
00:44:43 He's saying, "Never retune a wet piano."
00:44:50 Why is he saying that?
00:44:51 No, he is saying, "My wife will not be back
00:44:54 - No wonder he shredded the message.
00:44:58 Before they opened tonight, I snuck in,
00:45:01 found out which table he'd reserved,
00:45:04 But how did you find out which table
00:45:09 You rubbed your fingers together.
00:45:12 That is surprising.
00:45:19 What is she doing here with him?
00:45:24 I'm sorry, Inspector.
00:45:27 We've got to find out
00:45:29 Why?
00:45:30 We've got to move the bug
00:45:34 - How?
00:45:42 Hello. Remember me?
00:45:48 Don't you come back.
00:46:18 What's wrong?
00:46:20 Oh, no.
00:46:23 It's very nice.
00:48:48 There. It is out.
00:49:50 We've been able to confirm
00:49:53 Ironically, the Dream Team
00:49:58 The Italian people are outraged
00:50:02 right under their noses.
00:50:14 Mr. Clouseau.
00:50:16 Mr. Pepperidge, was the Dream Team
00:50:18 No comment.
00:50:19 Do you think
00:50:22 If I made a comment after I'd said,
00:50:25 I'd look like a complete ass, wouldn't I?
00:51:04 Do not worry.
00:51:07 swears to you by all that is holy,
00:51:09 that St. Peter's ring
00:51:12 Please sit down.
00:51:17 Now, Mr. Pope,
00:51:18 do you happen to know right now
00:51:24 - My hat?
00:51:27 No, I don't know.
00:51:30 Then I am probably sitting on it.
00:51:41 This can be fixed.
00:51:46 As good as new.
00:51:48 Now...
00:51:52 How do we know
00:51:54 so you could collect
00:51:57 - I am the Pope.
00:52:02 it's just that sometimes
00:52:04 people just crack instantly.
00:52:09 The ring is priceless. It cannot be insured.
00:52:12 - So you had no reason to steal the ring.
00:52:15 Perhaps you wanted to sell the ring
00:52:21 I kind of do.
00:52:25 Now, let me reconstruct the crime.
00:52:31 - At 9:00.
00:52:33 I went out on the balcony
00:52:37 The moon that night was so beautiful.
00:52:42 I'm picking up on something.
00:52:48 It's part of my job to read people.
00:52:54 - And then what did you do?
00:52:57 - And you put them...
00:52:59 - May I?
00:53:05 You know,
00:53:07 it would save you time
00:53:10 It's what I do, and it saves me time.
00:53:12 Now, in order to better
00:53:14 I'm going to place myself in your position.
00:53:18 - With your permission.
00:53:38 So, I come home, it's 9:00 p.m.
00:53:44 I am going out onto the balcony.
00:53:50 I walk out on the balcony.
00:54:04 I am looking at the moon.
00:54:08 I'm feeling very, very spiritual.
00:54:15 - And what did you do next?
00:54:18 You went out a second time
00:54:24 It's the Pope.
00:54:27 Looking at the moon,
00:54:34 18 seconds is enough time
00:54:38 Now, you see why it is important
00:54:41 Or perhaps the thief was hiding
00:54:46 Or perhaps he was clinging
00:55:14 Thank you, God. Thank you.
00:55:17 Chief Inspector,
00:55:20 He wants Clouseau off the case.
00:55:22 - No!
00:55:24 No, let's wait till he does
00:55:55 Home.
00:56:00 - Surprise attack!
00:56:02 - Not now, I'm depressed.
00:56:08 The secret to an attack
00:56:40 Now I will teach you
00:56:56 Now watch what I will do to your head.
00:56:58 Now, Antoine.
00:57:11 Let's talk about this, boys.
00:57:46 Come, little ones. All is forgiven.
00:57:55 Ponton, can we see Clouseau?
00:57:58 Is the French idiot home?
00:58:00 How does he feel about his disgrace?
00:58:01 Inspector Clouseau
00:58:04 He always exhibits grace under pressure.
00:58:09 Die, little piglets!
00:58:21 My God, do you understand
00:58:25 - Just remind me.
00:58:28 - and call them piglets.
00:58:32 Inspector, you have failed to improve
00:58:36 You are the most small-minded nitwit
00:58:40 - I am sure I can do better.
00:58:46 I'm going to hold up a series of images,
00:58:50 Just say the first thing
00:58:53 A drunken Irishman.
00:58:56 An Englishman with bad teeth.
00:58:59 A San Francisco Nancy boy.
00:59:02 A Polish army officer driving a septic tank.
00:59:05 Where did you get these cards?
00:59:09 It's in every newspaper all over the world.
00:59:13 Reputations built up over a lifetime
00:59:16 I had to quit being a Buddhist
00:59:19 He sat on the Pope's hat!
00:59:21 Look, he recovered the Pink Panther once,
00:59:26 If he solves this case, I'm perfectly willing
00:59:29 wearing nothing but a tutu
00:59:34 I say we take a vote to get rid of him.
00:59:41 Whatever it is, count me in.
00:59:45 Clouseau, while you were
00:59:49 dressed as the Pope,
00:59:53 And what is this key piece of evidence?
00:59:57 A key.
00:59:58 I found this on the Pope's bedroom floor.
01:00:03 That could mean anything.
01:00:04 But if this key is so important,
01:00:09 Inspector Clouseau.
01:00:12 It is my not-so-sad duty to inform you
01:00:21 Off the team?
01:00:22 You are no longer part
01:00:28 Cheerio.
01:00:39 Nicole.
01:00:43 - Nicole?
01:00:48 I was just returning a file.
01:00:51 What are you doing in Nicole's office?
01:00:55 - When I got fired...
01:00:58 - you could share it with.
01:01:05 Story of my life,
01:01:07 the men I'm interested in
01:01:12 Really? I would think all men
01:01:17 - Why do you say that?
01:01:29 ...you are very attractive.
01:01:41 But really, there is no one?
01:01:46 Frankly speaking, the one big love
01:01:50 You poor thing.
01:01:56 Nicole!
01:01:58 No, no, no, don't let me interrupt.
01:02:03 He wants you both at this address,
01:02:06 He has decided he needs my expertise.
01:02:09 No. They've solved the case.
01:02:10 - What?
01:02:22 Inspector, welcome.
01:02:24 Even though
01:02:26 we are willing to share the glory with you
01:02:30 Pepperidge examined the key
01:02:33 it was made by a French locksmith.
01:02:35 Kenji did research on the locksmiths
01:02:39 We asked for a list of addresses
01:02:44 When we got here,
01:02:50 His name is Laurence Milliken.
01:02:53 And the stolen items?
01:03:02 The Shroud of Turin!
01:03:05 We should have it dry-cleaned
01:03:09 The Pope's ring.
01:03:15 - And where is the Pink Panther?
01:03:18 No Pink Panther?
01:03:20 - He explained in his suicide note.
01:03:25 "Life had become horribly dull
01:03:28 "Nothing matched the excitement
01:03:31 "so I returned,
01:03:32 "but I found that even stealing
01:03:35 "Without a purpose,
01:03:38 "I am returning every treasure but one.
01:03:43 "Having it in my possession
01:03:45 "made me realize its fabulous beauty.
01:03:48 "No one must have it but me,
01:03:51 "The Pink Panther is dust, a final revenge."
01:03:55 "Laurence Milliken, the Tornado."
01:04:01 I spent four years researching and writing
01:04:06 The Tornado was an expert
01:04:09 Yes, in fact, Milliken was the author
01:04:11 of the most authoritative book
01:04:14 This man did not commit these crimes.
01:04:19 But, look, there's the wound
01:04:23 - I stake my reputation on it.
01:04:25 - The media are outside.
01:04:27 - that we have solved the case.
01:04:31 - I will.
01:04:35 - I am going to.
01:04:45 I am delighted to announce
01:04:49 The dead man in the apartment
01:04:52 is indubitably
01:04:55 Actually, one of us disagrees
01:04:58 I am sure that Milliken is not the thief.
01:05:07 Hold it. We're getting the report
01:05:10 The DNA taken from the body
01:05:14 and the DNA taken 10 years ago
01:05:18 are a 100% match.
01:05:23 The man inside is the Tornado.
01:05:32 I'd like to thank my colleagues
01:05:35 and especially one of your own
01:05:38 My most heartfelt appreciation
01:05:45 You are a beacon of light
01:05:49 Nicole is no less a thief than IL Tornado
01:06:21 Your mama is here.
01:06:24 Say goodbye to Uncle Jacques.
01:06:27 - Goodbye, Uncle Jacques.
01:06:31 You are two fine, young, little pig persons.
01:06:35 - Goodbye, Papa.
01:06:37 - When will you be coming home, Papa?
01:06:41 Goodbye.
01:06:50 Well, Ponton,
01:06:54 the most exciting city in the world.
01:06:58 How should we spend our evening?
01:07:03 - What sort of shampoo is this?
01:07:06 - Jojoba.
01:07:09 Let me see the bottle.
01:07:14 - It's spelled "Jojoba."
01:07:18 It's spelled "Jojoba,"
01:07:23 - "Hohoba."
01:07:59 Well, Ponton, I think our bachelor night
01:08:03 I'm going back home
01:08:05 - What? What brought this on?
01:08:11 I have decided that love and family
01:08:15 If I may, Inspector,
01:08:19 What? I'm very happy living alone
01:08:23 Inspector, I still think you are
01:08:27 Yet, when it comes to love, you never see
01:08:32 Take Nicole, for example.
01:08:37 Her pet's name? Her favorite song?
01:08:40 You can recite an entire section
01:08:44 but you don't know the first thing
01:08:52 Her eyes are brown.
01:08:56 She loves the smell of vanilla.
01:09:00 She's allergic to shellfish.
01:09:03 She has a small scar on her ankle,
01:09:08 She loves her cats, Mindy and Wendy,
01:09:12 and Cindy, Delores, Frank,
01:09:20 And she does not think she is pretty.
01:09:23 And I can never tell her she is pretty.
01:09:26 - Otherwise...
01:09:30 If she knew how pretty she is,
01:09:39 - Ponton.
01:09:42 I need a hug.
01:09:45 Okay.
01:09:48 And now, conditioner.
01:09:53 After more than a decade, the infamous
01:09:58 Thanks to the work
01:10:01 Their success is being celebrated tonight
01:10:05 Let's go live now to the Petit Palais
01:10:21 So, tell us about the case.
01:10:23 This was really not
01:10:26 I'm surprised it even took us this long...
01:10:28 My powers of observation
01:10:31 that just one look at any situation,
01:10:34 Modern technology makes
01:10:37 And what about the Pink Panther?
01:10:43 - Too bad it was destroyed.
01:10:48 Three out of four isn't bad.
01:10:49 - 75%.
01:11:04 - Inspector.
01:11:07 - Quite a snarl here.
01:11:09 A spot just opened up. Take it.
01:11:17 - Nice car.
01:11:20 I figured Paris, excitement,
01:11:23 - I'm leaving Paris tonight, on the redeye.
01:11:27 Goodbye, Inspector.
01:11:36 - You know Mrs. Dreyfus?
01:11:38 Well, let me know immediately
01:11:49 - Nicole.
01:11:51 - I thought you might be hungry.
01:11:54 - That is very thoughtful of you.
01:11:58 It's Miss Solandres' car.
01:12:02 - Well, it's a little chilly out here, so...
01:12:10 You are very pretty.
01:12:12 Well, that's odd. Some would say
01:12:17 Well, who in their right mind
01:12:20 Whoever could say something like that,
01:12:25 I said it.
01:12:26 - He told you?
01:12:30 I only said it
01:12:34 To what?
01:12:37 To fall in love with you.
01:12:45 I don't know what to think.
01:13:26 - Ponton speaking.
01:13:33 I'm thinking of recommending
01:13:35 the establishment of a permanent
01:13:39 which, of course,
01:13:54 Excuse me.
01:14:01 - What?
01:14:05 - What?
01:14:07 The case has been solved, Clouseau.
01:14:11 you see, because we've solved the case.
01:14:28 Are you all right, Chief Inspector?
01:14:29 - It's clueless Clouseau again.
01:14:34 He's so desperate to regain his status
01:14:38 that he's come up with
01:14:41 - What theory?
01:14:46 Me?
01:14:50 And that you have the Pink Panther
01:14:53 Now I'm feeling guilty.
01:14:55 I've been feuding with a man
01:14:59 For one thing, how could Sonia
01:15:01 We were all there together.
01:15:04 Actually, the rest of us were all at the bar.
01:15:08 If you recall, Miss Solandres
01:15:12 Well, that's right, but...
01:15:13 But where would you get the expertise
01:15:16 Well, she is the world's
01:15:22 Just as a parlor game, what if
01:15:27 What if she were his daughter?
01:15:29 - No, that wouldn't...
01:15:31 - Yes, a scorned lover.
01:15:35 That would explain stealing
01:15:38 - to direct attention...
01:15:41 So she can bring him out of hiding
01:15:46 - Then she could kill him, forge a note...
01:15:50 As Clouseau said, the one fenceable item.
01:15:53 Congratulations, gentlemen,
01:15:56 solved in two minutes.
01:16:02 Bravo.
01:16:06 Open your purse.
01:16:09 Nicoletta, you misunderstand.
01:16:13 Yes, but just to complete the game,
01:16:19 I have a plane to catch.
01:16:24 Seriously, gentlemen!
01:16:30 Okay, let's get this over and done with.
01:16:38 Oh, my God! He was right.
01:16:43 Stop! I am the one you want, not her.
01:16:48 Only I possess the evidence that will keep
01:16:53 So if you're going to shoot anyone,
01:16:58 Okay.
01:17:00 Perhaps I did not think that through.
01:17:08 Jacques!
01:17:10 I wish I'd shot him.
01:17:14 Look, his Medal of Honor
01:17:17 - What?
01:17:18 The bullet ricocheted and killed the waiter.
01:17:22 Where's Sonia?
01:17:24 She mustn't escape. I'll stop her.
01:18:04 Get back.
01:18:08 That gun is pointless. There are four of us,
01:18:15 That doesn't add up.
01:18:27 All right, I'm warning you, Miss Solandres,
01:18:30 Spoon?
01:18:32 I've got a knife.
01:19:12 Stop. You cannot escape.
01:19:21 - You don't have a match.
01:19:27 Never use an elevator during a fire.
01:19:32 Fire? Leave this to me.
01:20:06 In the name of the statutes and laws
01:20:09 you are under arrest for the theft
01:20:21 You are under arrest!
01:20:31 Let me go, or I will destroy it.
01:20:33 - Let her go.
01:20:36 Are you insane?
01:20:57 Good work, Ponton.
01:21:00 You moron! You twerp!
01:21:06 You have just destroyed
01:21:12 - Ponton, did you bring what I asked for?
01:21:19 - Here it is, Uncle Jacques.
01:21:24 I knew the Tornado would eventually
01:21:29 So I went to the musée
01:21:33 I had convinced my old friend,
01:21:36 to turn off the security system
01:21:40 to save the most beautiful object
01:21:44 I then switched the Pink Panther
01:21:49 This is the real Pink Panther.
01:21:54 It was the fake that was stolen.
01:21:57 Nightmare. Nightmare.
01:22:01 And when the Tornado,
01:22:05 wrote in his supposed suicide note
01:22:09 I knew he could never have been the thief.
01:22:15 How did you figure out it was Sonia?
01:22:17 It was because I spent the last 17 months
01:22:22 What?
01:22:26 Today, I was staring
01:22:30 I recognized it because of
01:22:36 I became aware that I had
01:22:40 two days before Miss Solandres
01:22:46 One day before
01:22:55 You followed my instructions
01:22:57 It was I, of course, who put Clouseau
01:23:01 - Isn't that so, Inspector?
01:23:07 And at Avellaneda's mansion,
01:23:08 when I sensed the presence
01:23:11 he was there, all right.
01:23:14 But it was not a he, it was a she!
01:23:25 Clouseau is the greatest detective
01:23:28 His mind is sharper
01:23:30 - Should we tell him?
01:23:45 Inspector Clouseau.
01:23:48 Sometimes a man must be bold enough
01:23:51 You deserve to know the truth
01:23:54 - Stop. I don't want to hear.
01:23:59 - Nothing?
01:24:01 - It pains me to admit, but no.
01:24:08 I never had a chance,
01:24:12 You.
01:24:14 Yes, you. Now please, for God's sake,
01:24:23 Nicole, I have learned that
01:24:27 no man is an island.
01:24:30 So would you,
01:24:38 marry me?
01:25:03 Inspector Dreyfus, thank you again
01:25:07 It makes everything
01:25:15 Jacques Clouseau and Nicole Durant.
01:25:20 Do you promise to love, honor and obey...
01:25:23 Wait! A wife does not
01:25:30 Okay, scrap "obey." Do you promise
01:25:35 - I do.
01:25:37 Good! So by the powers vested in me
01:25:39 as Chief Inspector
01:25:42 I now declare you husband and wife.
01:26:05 Here's to peace and harmony.
01:26:15 - The password?
01:26:17 That's not it.
01:26:19 - Hamburger!
01:26:21 - Hamburger!
01:26:22 They must have changed it.
01:26:26 Clouseau, what's the new password?
01:26:29 It says "low battery."
01:26:31 - Low battery.
01:26:33 No, wait. That means the battery is low.
01:26:36 It wants me to go online
01:26:38 - For God's sake, Clouseau!
01:26:43 We have a plane to catch.
01:26:48 - Was it beautiful?
01:26:50 - Here are your glasses.
01:26:55 Wait.
01:27:02 - Was my mother there?
01:27:05 - Can't you hear her screaming?