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00:00:46 Clouseau.
00:00:48 Yes, well, the first time
00:00:51 Clouseau was just a little nobody.
00:00:54 A police officer in some little village
00:00:59 He was the village idiot
00:01:30 Idiot, pull up.
00:01:41 Monsieur Dumont, you must
00:01:44 I am so sorry, Officer Clouseau.
00:01:47 My chair, it won't move.
00:01:51 Here's your problem.
00:01:53 Your battery cable has come undone.
00:01:56 Let's see.
00:02:00 The negative to the positive. There.
00:02:03 All right, you are ready to go.
00:02:11 All clear, keep it moving.
00:02:15 As chief inspector
00:02:17 I hear many stories
00:02:21 Clouseau generated many...
00:02:25 many stories.
00:02:27 You are under arrest
00:02:31 You are under arrest
00:02:36 You are under arrest
00:02:39 Pierre Fuquet?
00:02:41 The case is closed.
00:02:45 Needless to say...
00:02:47 ... Clouseau did not qualify
00:02:52 I never thought for a moment
00:02:56 until that fateful day.
00:03:00 It was a perfect day for a murder.
00:03:04 France against China, with the winner
00:03:09 I had been invited, as chief inspector
00:03:14 And because of my recent nomination
00:03:18 I have been nominated seven times.
00:03:21 I have never won.
00:03:24 But still, seven nominations...
00:03:28 that's something.
00:03:30 Anyway, the coach of
00:03:35 ... came out
00:03:41 He raised his fist to the crowd.
00:03:44 On it:
00:03:46 The Pink Panther diamond.
00:03:53 It was quite the symbol of pride
00:03:59 Gluant's girlfriend at that time...
00:04:01 ... was Xania,
00:04:05 They had been having
00:04:36 By the end of regulation time
00:04:40 ... and the game
00:04:44 For a patriotic Frenchman
00:04:47 ... it was almost
00:04:52 And then...
00:04:54 ... the miracle.
00:05:11 Yes! Yeah!
00:05:13 Yes!
00:05:16 Yes!
00:05:34 Yes!
00:05:41 And then, in front of a stadium
00:05:46 ... Gluant collapsed...
00:05:49 ... dead.
00:05:51 A poison dart in his neck.
00:05:55 And the Pink Panther diamond...
00:06:01 ... had disappeared.
00:09:13 The newspapers fed on
00:09:17 For them, the world had stopped.
00:09:20 For me...
00:09:22 ... it was an opportunity
00:09:28 I know what we need
00:09:31 - What?
00:09:33 An unimaginative, by-the-book,
00:09:38 who will plod along,
00:09:42 with the media
00:09:44 And while he is getting nowhere...
00:09:47 I will put together the finest team
00:09:50 and we will hunt down the killer,
00:09:54 and then the Medal of Honor
00:09:57 And who is this incompetent?
00:10:00 Oh, I think I know
00:10:05 Find him and bring him to Paris.
00:10:10 His name is Clouseau.
00:11:31 Good morning, mademoiselle.
00:11:33 I'll be right with you.
00:11:39 The minister of justice sent around
00:11:42 but it was bigger than
00:11:45 So the chief inspector
00:11:48 You'll find that Paris
00:11:51 Yes, politics. Where greed
00:11:56 That's good. Did you say that?
00:12:01 Yes, I did.
00:12:04 - Could you help me down?
00:12:10 Oh, yes. Here, just... Perhaps...
00:12:13 - Yes, I...
00:12:15 - Wait.
00:12:18 Don't jump. Yes, that's good.
00:12:21 I think if you put
00:12:25 - Okay.
00:12:29 Yes.
00:12:32 - I can't see anything.
00:12:35 - Yes, okay.
00:12:37 Over here.
00:12:44 The inspector will see you now.
00:12:47 He'll be right with you.
00:12:53 Clouseau.
00:12:54 - Clouseau.
00:12:58 Good.
00:13:03 Officer Jacques Clouseau,
00:13:17 - That had to hurt.
00:13:22 Clouseau, the reason
00:13:25 It is lovely weather we are having.
00:13:29 I hope the weather continues.
00:13:41 The area is secure.
00:13:43 Oh, thank you.
00:13:45 Clouseau, I have reviewed
00:13:48 that a man of your talent
00:13:52 than you have had
00:13:54 I have decided to promote you
00:13:57 the highest rank of any officer
00:14:01 - Inspector?
00:14:03 And your first case
00:14:06 and theft of
00:14:08 - I am honored.
00:14:10 Jacques Clouseau,
00:14:13 I hereby appoint you
00:14:17 with all of the...
00:14:26 Here, if you would be so kind,
00:14:31 Oh, here, take my pen.
00:14:33 Thank you.
00:14:36 One does not often see
00:14:46 I will cherish this forever.
00:14:49 No. It is not a gift.
00:14:52 That was given to me
00:14:55 Well, then...
00:14:57 I cannot accept this.
00:15:01 The press conference.
00:15:03 Yes. Clouseau, there is
00:15:06 in just a few minutes
00:15:10 to introduce you to the media.
00:15:11 We'll meet you there.
00:15:14 Yes?
00:15:16 Good luck.
00:15:18 Good luck to you.
00:15:20 And where is the press conference?
00:15:23 Go under the arch...
00:15:24 through the door on the right
00:15:30 Well...
00:15:36 The area is still secure.
00:15:41 Thank you.
00:15:46 He's perfect.
00:15:48 Yes, we have definitely
00:15:52 Why do I feel wet?
00:15:54 Because of the unique nature
00:15:56 we have brought in a man
00:16:00 Inspector Jacques Clouseau.
00:16:08 Inspector.
00:16:10 Inspector.
00:16:13 - Yes?
00:16:16 That Gluant did not
00:16:18 Everything else follows
00:16:21 flowing down a... A...
00:16:24 A sloping thing.
00:16:28 How long do you think
00:16:30 Right now the killer is being
00:16:34 forensic science
00:16:38 such as two-way radios
00:16:42 Assign a man to be his driver who can
00:16:46 What kind of man?
00:16:48 A man who follows orders
00:16:53 Inspector, do you know if the killer
00:16:56 Well, of course I know that.
00:17:00 Excuse me,
00:17:02 that the killer could be
00:17:05 Well, if I was a killer,
00:17:08 and possibly taping
00:17:10 because, you know, it's a big deal
00:17:15 But I have a message for the killer:
00:17:17 There is no place you can hide.
00:17:20 There is no place
00:17:23 Killer, I will find you...
00:17:26 ... because I am
00:17:28 Because justice is justice...
00:17:31 ... and because France is France.
00:17:49 - Bonjour, Nicole.
00:17:52 Welcome to your new office.
00:17:54 You should probably start
00:17:59 It is lovely weather we are having.
00:18:06 I hope the weather...
00:18:08 stays this mild.
00:18:21 If the weather continues...
00:18:24 we are in for a lovely summer.
00:18:36 The area is secure.
00:18:37 - Are you all right?
00:18:40 And what is that?
00:18:42 - What?
00:18:46 You should probably start
00:19:00 My leg, it crushed my leg!
00:19:12 Being an inspector,
00:19:15 I can take your measurements
00:19:18 - Of course.
00:19:20 Yes.
00:19:22 - Do you live by yourself, inspector?
00:19:27 Do you get lonely?
00:19:28 No, not really.
00:19:31 Well, that takes care of that.
00:19:34 Thank you.
00:19:36 Good morning, monsieur.
00:19:38 And you are?
00:19:40 Gilbert Ponton.
00:19:43 I've been assigned to work with you.
00:19:44 What qualifications do you have
00:19:47 My family's done police work
00:19:50 - And before that?
00:19:53 - And before that?
00:19:56 - All involved in police work.
00:19:58 Farmers.
00:20:01 So you are a little lamb who has
00:20:06 Gilbert Ponton, I vow to teach you
00:20:11 And together...
00:20:12 we are going to catch a killer.
00:20:18 There.
00:20:20 The Chinese VIP box,
00:20:24 The poison was Chinese.
00:20:28 Three years ago, he took a group
00:20:31 for some exhibition games.
00:20:33 Gluant was in China...
00:20:35 the poison is from China...
00:20:37 the Chinese are from China.
00:20:40 It may be too early to say for certain,
00:20:45 Corbeille, I want you
00:20:47 Find out what Gluant did there,
00:20:51 Pacquette, I want a dossier
00:20:55 Go, go, go, go, go.
00:21:04 Inspector, it's awfully late and...
00:21:06 Oh, I'm just going over
00:21:09 - Don't you need some rest?
00:21:12 It's true.
00:21:14 You see...
00:21:16 I have waited a long time
00:21:19 And I've been given
00:21:22 And I intend to show the world
00:21:25 and what I can do.
00:21:30 You won't. I know it.
00:21:33 Thank you, Nicole.
00:21:38 - Nicole?
00:21:40 May I be very frank with you?
00:21:43 Of course.
00:21:45 You have put on a ton of weight.
00:21:47 Now, what I do
00:21:52 Never mind.
00:21:54 Would you like me to stay behind
00:21:59 That is a generous offer, Nicole...
00:22:01 but I am quite sensitive
00:22:05 And in today's world,
00:22:08 can be misinterpreted
00:22:12 And it is late, and I would prefer
00:22:16 into that delicate situation.
00:22:19 Agreed?
00:22:21 Yes, I agree.
00:22:22 Well, let's seal it with a kiss.
00:22:28 I am going to be frank.
00:22:30 Since you are only a detective,
00:22:32 your senses may not be as sharp
00:22:34 And as I do not want a partner
00:22:37 I have come up with a plan
00:22:41 And what is that?
00:22:42 Intermittently, and without warning,
00:22:46 whenever and wherever
00:22:49 In this way, I will keep you
00:22:54 Yes.
00:22:57 - Good one.
00:23:01 Here we are.
00:23:08 "Do not open door
00:23:30 Excuse me.
00:23:32 Coming through. Thank you.
00:23:44 And I'm wondering if you... Yes.
00:23:46 I'm wondering if you saw, perhaps,
00:23:50 Stop! Stop, stop!
00:23:55 Who are you,
00:23:57 - I'm in the middle of an interrogation.
00:24:00 She can't hear a word.
00:24:03 you ruined my recording session.
00:24:05 Unless you want to be charged
00:24:08 you will let me interrogate Xania.
00:24:10 It's all right, Roland.
00:24:13 I'm Xania.
00:24:15 You do not know this, but I am
00:24:20 You are very kind.
00:24:24 Did you say that booth
00:24:27 Yes.
00:24:49 Now, you were nearby
00:24:52 Yes, I ran out to be with him
00:24:55 Of course you did.
00:24:57 Now, a few hours
00:24:59 six witnesses saw you repeatedly
00:25:03 What was it, Ponton?
00:25:05 "I am going to kill you.
00:25:08 I was angry.
00:25:12 And this was after
00:25:14 You poor little angel waif.
00:25:17 After he cheated on me...
00:25:20 I hated him.
00:25:22 - But I didn't kill him.
00:25:25 - You recently performed in China...
00:25:28 Can't you see she's sexy?
00:25:31 Three months ago in Shanghai.
00:25:34 Can you think of anyone else
00:25:37 - Bizu.
00:25:40 I was dating Bizu when I met Gluant.
00:25:44 He thought Gluant was a bad guy
00:25:47 - If you ask me, they were both...
00:25:51 But I'm flying to Montserrat
00:25:53 You will not leave town. I may want
00:25:57 But I don't know anything.
00:25:59 About life, about love.
00:26:04 But about the crime
00:26:06 Inspector.
00:26:09 Do I have to stay in town?
00:26:11 Because next week
00:26:14 vague to do in New York.
00:26:16 Well, if you absolutely have
00:26:19 feel free to go where you wish.
00:26:41 I can't take you to Bizu, but I can
00:26:45 the team's assistant coach.
00:26:47 Well, I guess he's
00:26:51 - You wanted to see me?
00:26:54 Yes. And who are you?
00:26:57 I am Inspector Clouseau.
00:27:00 No.
00:27:02 Don't write that down.
00:27:05 - What do you want?
00:27:09 A lot of people hated Gluant.
00:27:11 Did you?
00:27:13 I spent six years under his thumb
00:27:17 Yes, I was not a fan
00:27:19 And now he is dead...
00:27:21 and you have his job.
00:27:23 Ironic.
00:27:25 Not every death is a tragedy.
00:27:27 - And what was the..?
00:27:31 It's a young woman...
00:27:33 30 to 35 years old...
00:27:36 5'2", 5'4", brunette.
00:27:39 And she is wearing high heels.
00:27:41 Perhaps a bit too formal
00:27:45 And she has on...
00:27:47 Chanel N°5.
00:27:56 - Is anyone with you?
00:27:59 Do you have a pair of high heels
00:28:01 - No.
00:28:05 - No.
00:28:07 I am Yuri, the trainer.
00:28:09 And what is it you do here,
00:28:13 I train.
00:28:14 So you are Yuri the trainer
00:28:22 Do not leave Europe.
00:28:25 But I have to go to Asia.
00:28:27 Okay.
00:28:29 Do not leave Europe or Asia.
00:28:32 We have one match in Brazil.
00:28:35 All right.
00:28:36 Do not leave Europe, Asia
00:28:41 - Okay.
00:28:45 He is outside on the practice field.
00:28:48 Well, we shall see about Mr. Bizu.
00:29:00 I've got Bizu
00:29:02 What's the plan?
00:29:04 I'm going to give him the
00:29:09 You are the soccer player
00:29:11 - Yes.
00:29:14 - I'm glad he's pushing up daisies.
00:29:19 He is dead.
00:29:21 It's an idiom.
00:29:22 You, sir, are the idiom.
00:29:26 Now, unless you want to spend
00:29:29 you will answer the next question.
00:29:33 I would have loved
00:29:37 But some lucky bastard
00:29:41 You disgust me.
00:29:44 I'll be right back.
00:29:51 Cigarette?
00:29:53 No.
00:29:55 Thanks.
00:29:57 Good for you.
00:30:01 Bizu...
00:30:05 I know you didn't do it.
00:30:07 Someone else did,
00:30:10 You'll help me?
00:30:12 Of course I'll help you.
00:30:14 Now, do you have any idea who
00:30:18 His partner in those
00:30:22 Raymond Larocque,
00:30:25 Gluant would steal money from
00:30:29 My guess is Larocque got fed up...
00:30:31 and had him killed.
00:30:33 Bizu, I like you.
00:30:36 I'm going to help you.
00:30:38 You and I are going to make
00:30:48 The good-coplbad-cop routine
00:30:51 You know, usually
00:31:13 You know what we do to prisoners
00:31:18 We hook them up to the box.
00:31:22 What is the box?
00:31:25 Idiot. Like this,
00:31:29 I put it here.
00:31:33 I take the other one...
00:31:35 I put it...
00:31:50 So, what do you think?
00:31:52 Bizu is innocent.
00:31:55 How can you say that?
00:31:57 Gluant suspended Bizu.
00:32:00 If it were me, I would have killed him
00:32:04 That's exactly what Bizu did.
00:32:06 Ponton...
00:32:08 a crime is like a jigsaw puzzle.
00:32:10 You have to have the jig
00:32:13 You have the jig, but no saw.
00:32:15 Where is your saw?
00:32:17 "Oh, Your Honor, I want to present
00:32:20 Is that okay?"
00:32:25 What?
00:32:27 Nothing.
00:32:28 I thought you said:
00:32:33 No.
00:32:43 Strange.
00:33:00 Oh, it's you.
00:34:12 I hope you don't mind I let
00:34:15 - Oh, no, no.
00:34:19 I got your pants back from the tailor.
00:34:22 - Plus a spare.
00:34:24 - Would you like some water?
00:34:29 You know, Nicole, this crime
00:34:35 Everything I have learned in a lifetime
00:34:40 Do you mind if I have these?
00:34:43 Oh, please, go ahead.
00:34:45 Things are appearing in my mind
00:34:50 And yet the in...
00:34:51 Oh, my God. The Heimlich!
00:35:12 Are you feeling better?
00:35:14 Yes, thank you.
00:35:16 Where did you learn that?
00:35:18 I used to practice on mannequins,
00:35:21 but frankly, it was the expression
00:35:23 that told me that you needed it.
00:35:25 Now, Ponton, what do you
00:35:28 It seems you were right about Bizu.
00:35:32 in the training facility locker room.
00:35:35 - Shot in the head.
00:35:37 - Yes.
00:35:41 Completely.
00:35:42 I want to talk to him now.
00:35:44 He's dead.
00:35:52 You there. Halt.
00:35:56 You are Yuri the trainer
00:35:58 Yeah, that's right.
00:36:00 I am looking for a dead body.
00:36:03 Oh, yeah. I heard it was
00:36:06 You go down the hall,
00:36:13 You are finding
00:36:16 I'll be honest with you. I...
00:36:18 I find your accent quite funny.
00:36:20 - Where are you from?
00:36:23 Gluant recruited me
00:36:29 You need to work on your accent.
00:36:31 - What?
00:36:32 - What? What?
00:36:34 - What?
00:36:36 I have to solve a murder.
00:36:42 Please, tell me what you saw.
00:36:44 Well, I didn't see anything.
00:36:47 I was passing by the locker room.
00:36:49 It was late, past time
00:36:52 I heard movement on the other side
00:36:55 I heard Bizu say:
00:36:58 "Oh, it's you."
00:37:02 And then there was gunfire.
00:37:05 Ponton, go to your databases.
00:37:07 I want to interrogate every person
00:37:13 And, Ponton...
00:37:15 don't you find it
00:37:17 that the body fell perfectly
00:37:22 I think they drew
00:37:26 We are dealing
00:37:29 Ponton, I want to interrogate
00:37:34 Where is his casino?
00:37:46 Park it close by. Unless you want
00:37:52 You continue to surprise me,
00:37:54 Get used to it, Ponton. With me,
00:38:02 Yes, the weather is nice today.
00:38:06 Ponton, go find security.
00:38:08 Tell them I want to converse
00:38:12 - You're not coming?
00:38:15 If the weather stays this mild,
00:38:20 - Place your bets.
00:38:25 Am I that obvious?
00:38:27 No, it's just that I have an ear
00:38:32 Here is your mojito.
00:38:34 - Flame it.
00:38:41 Impressive.
00:38:43 I will remember that.
00:38:46 I am Inspector Jacques Clouseau.
00:38:50 Boswell. Nigel Boswell.
00:38:53 - Know what that means?
00:38:55 You are one short of the big time.
00:38:59 I, too, am on a very important case,
00:39:01 So you understand
00:39:03 no one must know that I am here.
00:39:06 I have just slipped my
00:39:11 Call me if you need any help.
00:39:13 I will, inspector.
00:39:27 Well...
00:39:28 Monet. Very impressive,
00:39:31 Very impressive,
00:39:33 Please make yourself at home.
00:39:35 I am investigating the murder
00:39:39 Yves.
00:39:41 Fascinating man.
00:39:43 Would you happen to know
00:39:46 He inherited it.
00:39:49 It cost him his life.
00:39:53 I would like to take a closer look
00:39:57 - My what?
00:40:00 I would like to take a closer look...
00:40:01 at your big brass bowls.
00:40:08 - Okay.
00:40:13 Han Dynasty.
00:40:14 - Very rare. Beautiful.
00:40:17 Some here are real
00:40:20 I'm sure you can tell
00:40:22 Second century. Very rare.
00:40:25 One should always handle
00:40:28 Otherwise the oil from the hands
00:40:34 Pure alabaster.
00:40:36 Lovely.
00:40:44 That's odd. What I did,
00:40:55 This is weird.
00:41:01 Why did you take out
00:41:04 The insurance company won't pay
00:41:08 And if it turns out to be me...
00:41:10 they won't pay at all.
00:41:13 But you stood to gain
00:41:17 Gain? What would I gain?
00:41:19 Gluant's share of the restaurants.
00:41:22 Oh, the restaurants
00:41:25 Gluant was siphoning money out
00:41:28 My only consolation was he'd lose
00:41:32 But after a while his losses
00:41:35 he promised me his ring
00:41:38 But someone had words
00:41:41 the night before he was killed.
00:41:43 - Didn't you?
00:41:46 You didn't threaten to break his legs
00:41:50 No.
00:41:53 Perhaps I saw that on TV.
00:42:00 Well, I can certainly think
00:42:07 That's my personalized
00:42:17 Hello?
00:42:18 Yes, this is Inspector...
00:42:20 Yes, I could meet you.
00:42:23 Yes, of course. Right away.
00:42:25 Gentlemen, something has come up.
00:42:29 - Monsieur Larocque.
00:42:30 Is this vase of great value?
00:42:32 It is a worthless imitation.
00:42:34 Good.
00:42:38 But that desk was...
00:42:40 priceless.
00:42:48 - Clouseau.
00:42:50 I need your help. Now, it's very
00:42:53 and you do not turn around.
00:42:56 Behind you in the casino
00:42:59 Oh, my God!
00:43:03 - All Europe is looking for them.
00:43:05 - Just give me your coat.
00:43:08 I'm not supposed to be here.
00:43:10 But I can't let
00:43:51 - Put it on.
00:43:55 I'm not supposed to be here,
00:44:00 Inspector.
00:44:02 My God, man, that was fantastic.
00:44:12 Inspector, was Clouseau's plan to set
00:44:15 Does Clouseau think the Bandits
00:44:18 Is Clouseau
00:44:20 I cannot comment
00:44:25 Drive.
00:44:28 Inspector?
00:44:30 Clouseau?
00:44:35 Good one.
00:44:37 Thank you.
00:44:38 Now, what do you have for me?
00:44:40 We have rounded up
00:44:43 with the name "You."
00:45:01 Read that back.
00:45:08 You may go.
00:45:11 You speak Chinese?
00:45:13 What, you don't think
00:45:16 If I don't speak Chinese,
00:45:18 That must be funny
00:45:20 "Oh, Inspector Clouseau
00:45:23 Let's take him out for lunch.
00:45:25 He won't know
00:45:27 Is that what you like to do?
00:45:30 Of course I speak Chinese.
00:45:37 Clouseau?
00:46:06 Bonjour, Nicole.
00:46:08 Could I see you in my office
00:46:11 I'll be right with you, inspector.
00:46:42 Yes, inspector?
00:46:44 Nicole.
00:46:45 The weather has been so pleasant.
00:46:48 I was wondering if you think
00:46:55 I certainly hope so.
00:46:59 But do you think the weather...
00:47:02 is going to change?
00:47:05 Let's keep our fingers crossed...
00:47:08 that it stays this mild.
00:47:11 And here's another one for you!
00:47:16 Now let's see who you are.
00:47:19 It is "Inspector Dreyfus."
00:47:22 The intruder is obviously wearing
00:47:25 But that will come off.
00:47:28 My face!
00:47:35 Maybe there is a seam
00:47:37 I'll just turn you around.
00:47:46 Are you feeling any better?
00:47:50 Let's just forget it.
00:47:52 I thought I would stop by and let you
00:47:55 Oh, I'll just...
00:47:58 stay back here.
00:48:02 I see you have one
00:48:05 So very useful.
00:48:06 It is so degrading to have to point
00:48:09 or one of those
00:48:11 like you are some sort
00:48:14 But you have one of these, you just
00:48:20 The case. The case, Clouseau.
00:48:22 Yes, the case.
00:48:24 The case is going quite well.
00:48:29 And how many suspects
00:48:32 Twenty-seven thousand
00:48:35 It's just a matter of time now,
00:48:38 - Have you eliminated any suspects?
00:48:42 One.
00:48:44 One. And who would that be?
00:48:47 Gluant.
00:48:50 Gluant is the victim.
00:48:53 Excellent, inspector.
00:48:55 We think alike.
00:48:57 One clue leading inexorably
00:49:04 Just leave it.
00:49:07 I assure you, inspector...
00:49:09 I will soon have your criminal
00:49:13 Like a... Like... Like a... Like...
00:49:15 Like something...
00:49:19 - Well put.
00:49:22 We will have to have lunch
00:49:24 and engage
00:49:28 I'm sure you're quite the raconteur.
00:49:33 Yes.
00:49:36 So I will call you for lunch.
00:49:43 There's only one item
00:49:46 To approve the list of nominees
00:49:51 the Medal of Honor.
00:49:52 The two nominees are...
00:49:55 Charles Dreyfus...
00:49:59 No.
00:50:02 and Sister Marie-Hugette...
00:50:05 whose selfless concern
00:50:08 is an inspiration to us all.
00:50:11 I would like to add one more name
00:50:15 Inspector Jacques Clouseau, the man
00:50:18 to investigate the murder
00:50:20 who just last night captured
00:50:24 Yes. Interesting idea.
00:50:28 - An average Frenchman.
00:50:30 Excellent idea.
00:50:32 All in favor?
00:50:34 How is it I was not informed
00:50:38 - It was the middle of the night.
00:50:42 What, you did not want to wake me?
00:50:44 I want to know
00:50:46 every hour, 24 hours a day.
00:50:49 You miss one call, and I will have
00:50:51 - Do you understand?
00:50:54 Why are you not with him now?
00:50:57 - I'm here.
00:51:03 - Clouseau.
00:51:06 Let's call it a day. I am tired.
00:51:08 I just wanted to see where you are
00:51:11 Good idea, Ponton.
00:51:14 work on the case while we sleep.
00:51:17 Yves Gluant was found...
00:51:18 at the international championship
00:51:21 with a poison dart in his neck.
00:51:24 Bizu wanted to kill him,
00:51:27 A complication!
00:51:28 Gluant was siphoning off money...
00:51:30 from Larocque.
00:51:32 And close to the body
00:51:34 Xania is not the killer.
00:51:36 But I suspect she knows more
00:51:39 - Where is she now?
00:51:42 We are going to have to follow her
00:51:45 And if I am going to America...
00:51:47 I am going to have to speak
00:51:50 so as not to arouse suspicion.
00:51:53 So find me the greatest
00:51:57 I would like to buy a hamburger.
00:51:59 I would like to buy a hamburger.
00:52:02 I would like to buy a hamburger.
00:52:06 I would like to buy...
00:52:08 a hamburger.
00:52:11 No, no, no. Let's break it down.
00:52:13 I.
00:52:15 - I.
00:52:17 - Would.
00:52:18 - Would.
00:52:22 - Would.
00:52:26 Would.
00:52:28 Would.
00:52:31 - Like.
00:52:32 - Like.
00:52:34 - To.
00:52:35 - To.
00:52:38 To.
00:52:40 To.
00:52:41 - Buy.
00:52:43 - Buy.
00:52:44 - Buy.
00:52:47 - A.
00:52:49 Hamburger.
00:52:52 Hamburger.
00:52:53 Hamburger.
00:52:56 - Hamburger.
00:53:00 I would like to buy a hamburger.
00:53:03 I would like to buy a damburger.
00:53:05 It's not "damburger." Hamburger.
00:53:07 I'm not saying "damburger." I said,
00:53:11 - I would like to buy a hamburger.
00:53:14 - Hamburger.
00:53:17 - Maybe we should stop.
00:53:19 We do not quit. Again! Again!
00:53:21 - I would like to buy a hamburger.
00:53:25 - I would like to buy a hamburger.
00:53:28 - I would like to buy a hamburger.
00:53:30 - I would like to buy a hamburger.
00:53:34 I would like to buy a hamburger.
00:54:07 - Have you ever had a hamburger?
00:54:10 It's a disgusting American food.
00:54:46 I never see you with women.
00:54:50 I'm married.
00:54:53 You don't wear a ring.
00:54:55 To protect her.
00:54:57 I'm afraid some villain
00:54:59 Yes.
00:55:01 Tell me about her.
00:55:05 I consider her the most
00:55:10 What about yourself?
00:55:12 No, I don't consider myself
00:55:18 I mean, is there a woman
00:55:20 Oh, no.
00:55:22 Love has not yet come my way.
00:55:25 How could Inspector Clouseau
00:55:28 She would have to be
00:55:33 It's hard.
00:55:39 - What is?
00:55:43 Oh, yes.
00:55:46 We have a big day tomorrow.
00:55:49 We will go to Xania's hotel
00:55:54 - Good night, Ponton.
00:55:58 - Good one.
00:56:05 I got her hotel phone records.
00:56:07 Xania made two phone calls...
00:56:09 to a notorious
00:56:12 There she is! Newspapers!
00:56:20 Newspapers!
00:56:25 Newspapers!
00:56:28 Newspapers!
00:56:50 Floor 12.
00:56:55 I smell something fishy.
00:57:02 May I help you?
00:57:18 Good teamwork.
00:57:29 Stop! Stop whatever it is
00:57:33 We have already taken care
00:57:36 I don't have any thugs.
00:57:38 You don't?
00:57:40 Ponton, I think we owe
00:57:44 And what is it you are cutting?
00:57:47 Pink diamond. Clear.
00:57:49 - Clear?
00:57:53 And what are you doing here
00:57:57 This purse once belonged
00:58:00 It was falling apart, so
00:58:03 to wear on-stage
00:58:05 Well, why did you just not tell me
00:58:09 I can't be seen at a diamond cutter.
00:58:11 Not after what happened.
00:58:16 That may be one
00:58:20 Hello?
00:58:22 Yes, I am the person
00:58:26 Well, I'm somewhat happy
00:58:28 Twelve months
00:58:30 Plus free minutes per month?
00:58:32 Yes, sign me up.
00:58:36 credit card number:
00:58:51 Yes? Yes, you may have
00:58:56 DoctorKnockers@aol.com.
00:59:01 Well, I think I just got myself
00:59:09 - When are you leaving the city?
00:59:14 I may have to seduce her, Ponton,
00:59:17 - Part of the job.
00:59:19 I want to find out what time
00:59:22 - Why not just ask her?
00:59:25 I may have to pump her
00:59:28 - I see.
00:59:32 would you like to join me
00:59:35 Certainly, mademoiselle.
00:59:37 Say, 8:00?
00:59:40 Eight o'clock.
00:59:42 Say, I don't know,
00:59:46 "I don't know,
00:59:50 I'll see you then.
00:59:54 It might be a trap.
00:59:56 Who cares?
01:00:16 Welcome to my room, inspector.
01:00:19 It is lovely weather we are having.
01:00:37 Oh, yes, baby. Oh, yes.
01:00:49 Why?
01:00:52 Why what?
01:00:53 Why were you being
01:00:58 I was afraid of Larocque.
01:01:00 - He might be following me.
01:01:04 He sent out word
01:01:06 in possession
01:01:08 He believes it belongs to him.
01:01:11 But why would he follow you?
01:01:13 I was in New York
01:01:16 He might draw
01:01:18 You know...
01:01:19 a man sitting here
01:01:25 so close to you...
01:01:27 might draw
01:01:30 Or the right one.
01:01:33 I've heard things
01:01:36 What sort of things?
01:01:38 That you really know
01:01:46 Yes. Yes.
01:01:50 Let the games begin.
01:01:54 Let me just slip away.
01:02:12 Yes!
01:02:19 No! No, no! No, no!
01:02:22 My miracle pill
01:02:35 Give it back.
01:02:51 Inspector?
01:02:54 - Are you all right in there?
01:03:04 Inspector? Are you sure
01:03:06 Yes, I am. I'm fine.
01:03:39 Well, hello.
01:03:49 We need fresh towels in 204.
01:03:56 Don't ask why, just do it.
01:03:59 You have the flight number.
01:04:02 He'll be easy to spot. He's got
01:04:07 brimming with self-confidence
01:04:19 - Did you get the stuff?
01:04:21 Good.
01:04:23 Give it to me.
01:04:27 I will smuggle this on.
01:04:38 - Hey, that's Xania!
01:04:40 Hi. Yes, thank you.
01:04:42 I still think she is hiding
01:04:45 What?
01:04:46 If I knew what she was hiding,
01:04:50 - All right. Thank you.
01:04:52 Okay, let's go. Next.
01:04:53 Nothing to declare.
01:04:59 - Come on through.
01:05:04 - This your bag, sir?
01:05:06 - We'll have to hand check it.
01:05:09 In my bag.
01:05:11 Come with me, sir.
01:05:15 Wait here, pal.
01:05:27 It's a harmless pocketknife.
01:05:34 It's a harmless pair of...
01:05:41 I don't... I don't even own a mace.
01:05:50 I've never seen that stuff in my life.
01:05:53 Jimbo!
01:05:55 You don't need Jimbo.
01:06:01 - Jimbo, stay.
01:06:03 - Nothing.
01:06:05 what's in your pocket?
01:06:09 I'm gonna ask you again,
01:06:13 All right.
01:06:14 I have, in my pocket...
01:06:17 a couple of "hambwortsforts."
01:06:21 What?
01:06:24 I have in my pocket...
01:06:27 a couple of "dolvargars."
01:06:30 Sir?
01:06:33 - Sir, in your pocket you have?
01:06:39 I'm sorry. Once more.
01:06:42 Again!
01:06:44 - Sir...
01:06:47 - Sir... Sir, I'm losing my patience.
01:06:50 - You are losing your patience?
01:06:52 I'm simply telling you I have
01:06:55 I've got an End darter down on six.
01:06:59 - Locked and loaded, sir!
01:07:02 All right, I'll just show you.
01:07:04 - No, no, no! Stay here, sir.
01:07:21 - Yes, that's him!
01:07:25 Inspector, how does it feel
01:07:34 So much for the heroic
01:07:41 Well, this is a glorious day
01:07:46 How so, chief inspector?
01:07:48 Because a stupid idiot
01:07:51 is going to be stripped of his rank
01:07:55 You have a second man
01:07:57 My God. Leave us alone
01:08:01 You, out. Go, go. Go.
01:08:05 with Inspector Clouseau.
01:08:08 Understand something, Clouseau.
01:08:09 When I made you an inspector,
01:08:13 you had any value as a detective.
01:08:15 It was because I thought you were the
01:08:21 A hopeless, deluded idiot.
01:08:25 Then I was not promoted
01:08:27 I only made you inspector
01:08:31 who would quietly get
01:08:34 to take over the case myself.
01:08:36 I was trying to catch a killer.
01:08:38 You were trying...
01:08:42 You were trying to become a hero.
01:08:47 of your rank,
01:08:50 and I will be done with you.
01:08:52 And now if you will excuse me,
01:08:56 for the arrest which will win me
01:09:00 catapult me to the National
01:09:06 - Goodbye, Clouseau.
01:09:09 Look at him.
01:09:11 He is finished.
01:09:24 You knew?
01:09:49 Ponton...
01:09:51 things were not
01:09:55 And if I ever made
01:09:59 I am sorry.
01:10:02 It was an honor
01:10:18 Good one.
01:10:43 The Internet.
01:10:45 Hello, old friend.
01:10:50 "To download your new
01:10:54 press the button
01:10:59 I take the mouse and I click,
01:11:04 the button that says "download."
01:11:18 Gentlemen, and lady,
01:11:21 Meet Dr. Li How Pang.
01:11:24 He was, of course, in the VIP box
01:11:27 Coincidentally, Dr. Pang would
01:11:31 Presumably, Gluant was to invest
01:11:36 But being a compulsive gambler,
01:11:40 and gambled it all away.
01:11:43 So Pang had the motive.
01:11:46 He had the opportunity.
01:11:49 Pang is in France
01:11:54 We will arrest him there
01:11:58 Bravo, chief inspector.
01:12:01 I am pleased to announce that
01:12:04 ... the Pink Panther investigation
01:12:08 - Thank you.
01:12:10 ... the coroner has announced
01:12:12 ... with a perfect shot to the
01:12:16 The occipital lobe?
01:12:19 It's irrelevant.
01:12:24 The occipital lobe.
01:12:41 That makes me feel good.
01:12:51 Zoom.
01:13:01 Of course.
01:13:08 Ponton, I need you
01:13:11 We are back on the case.
01:13:17 Nicole, I believe Bizu and Gluant
01:13:21 And that the killer
01:13:24 I want you to meet me
01:13:27 And bring my vinyl bag marked
01:13:30 And hurry! Xania is in grave danger.
01:13:36 Ponton, we must get to the
01:13:40 - Put your seat belt on.
01:13:43 Let's see what this baby can do!
01:13:53 No. Clouseau should not
01:13:55 He is no longer allowed
01:13:58 He has been disgraced
01:14:02 But what about all the reporters
01:14:05 When the time is right,
01:14:29 Clouseau.
01:14:33 I'm sorry, but your name
01:14:35 Not on the list?
01:14:38 Dreyfus must have made sure
01:14:47 Ponton.
01:14:54 - Inspector, here is your bag.
01:14:57 - What is that?
01:15:00 - Nicole.
01:15:02 - One last thing.
01:15:10 It's evening...
01:15:12 and you look beautiful
01:15:16 Thank you, inspector.
01:15:44 - Chief inspector.
01:15:46 Our men have reported a sighting
01:15:50 Clouseau?
01:15:52 I know what he's up to. He wants
01:15:57 If you see Clouseau,
01:16:01 and parade him through the party.
01:16:13 Dr. Pang has arrived.
01:16:18 We will take him after the first song.
01:16:23 Yes, yes. Very true.
01:17:38 Good work, Ponton. We're in.
01:17:42 Look!
01:17:45 It's the killer! After him!
01:17:47 - Change outfits.
01:17:52 Who are you?
01:17:54 - What are you doing here?
01:17:59 - I'll tell you exactly who we are.
01:18:01 - We are...
01:18:03 Where the hell have you been?
01:18:05 - You know these two?
01:18:08 They are Xania's backup dancers.
01:18:11 with the Komodo dragon
01:18:14 Why do you think they are
01:18:16 - Prove it.
01:18:56 Can't you see these dancers
01:18:58 Go and fetch them some water.
01:19:02 That was fantastic.
01:19:04 - You think so?
01:19:08 an amazing woman.
01:19:15 Inspector, the killer.
01:19:32 Now I am ready to catch a killer.
01:19:51 Stop!
01:19:52 Stop in the name of the law.
01:19:55 Get him!
01:19:57 - Bravo!
01:20:02 Ponton, you follow him that way.
01:20:08 Stop!
01:20:11 Turn around.
01:20:14 - You're under arre...
01:20:17 Ponton! After him!
01:20:19 Now.
01:20:21 Go, go!
01:20:23 Well, Dr. Pang.
01:20:27 and laws of the great nation
01:20:31 I arrest you for the murder
01:20:39 Clouseau! Arrest him.
01:20:43 Which one is he?
01:20:45 That would be him.
01:20:50 In the name of the statutes and laws
01:20:54 I arrest you for the murder
01:20:57 Yuri, the trainer who trains.
01:21:01 And who are you?
01:21:03 I am Inspector Jacques Clouseau.
01:21:07 Gluant was nothing!
01:21:09 I drew up the plays.
01:21:11 He takes credit for brilliant
01:21:15 and treats me like I'm dead. Fine.
01:21:21 Inspector, what made you
01:21:24 But, Ponton, think back.
01:21:31 WHY DO YOU BOTHER ME?
01:21:32 WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE?
01:21:35 THE COACH WAS KILLED
01:21:37 YOU SHOULD LOOK
01:21:40 THEY ARE REQUIRED TO HAVE A
01:21:44 She was right, of course.
01:21:46 According to statute 87223, every
01:21:50 must have a knowledge
01:21:53 This made it easy for him
01:21:57 - And Bizu?
01:22:00 Bizu had often heard
01:22:04 So Bizu blackmailed Yuri
01:22:08 Oh, it's you.
01:22:13 A stunning shot to the head...
01:22:15 burrowing deeply
01:22:18 But Yuri is a soccer trainer.
01:22:20 That shot was made
01:22:23 Chief inspector, I'm sure
01:22:25 with Russian army statute 611.
01:22:28 Well, of course.
01:22:29 All members must be...
01:22:31 expert marksmen...
01:22:34 and understand the location
01:22:37 - Occipital lobe, of course.
01:22:40 - Very true.
01:22:43 Xania is still alive.
01:22:45 But you hated her. And that's
01:22:49 You hated her because she
01:22:52 and treated you
01:22:55 But you forgot a fundamental truth
01:22:59 A woman is like a...
01:23:01 Is like a...
01:23:03 artichoke.
01:23:06 You have to do a bit of work
01:23:12 What about the diamond?
01:23:15 Yes, thank you, Inspector Clouseau
01:23:20 Hand over the diamond, Yuri.
01:23:22 What do I care about
01:23:24 He does not have the diamond.
01:23:26 The murderer does not have
01:23:28 - No.
01:23:31 Inspector Clouseau?
01:23:33 It is there! In her purse.
01:23:37 Let me see.
01:23:51 Sorry, Clouseau, no diamond.
01:24:02 The purse, please.
01:24:10 Could you hold that, please?
01:24:23 After Gluant came to me, he said
01:24:27 Then he asked me to marry him...
01:24:32 ... and put the ring in my hands.
01:24:36 After he was killed, I thought...
01:24:39 if I came forward with the ring,
01:24:42 If Gluant gave you the ring
01:24:44 then according to civil statute
01:24:51 You may keep the Pink Panther.
01:24:59 But, inspector,
01:25:01 It was simple, Ponton.
01:25:03 I was looking at a photo of myself
01:25:06 Something caught my eye:
01:25:08 Xania's purse passing through
01:25:12 I enlarged the photo...
01:25:15 ... and in it...
01:25:17 ... the Pink Panther.
01:25:19 - The case is closed!
01:25:28 Bravo!
01:25:31 Clouseau! Clouseau!
01:25:40 Chief inspector...
01:25:40 I can't thank you enough
01:25:42 the opportunity to solve
01:25:44 Without your decision to put me
01:25:46 who knows, someone else might've
01:25:49 Yes, I know.
01:25:51 I owe it all to you, chief inspector.
01:25:55 - Perhaps you still are.
01:25:59 You idiot! Oh, no.
01:26:02 - Hit it, Ponton.
01:26:04 Stop the car. Dear...
01:26:06 What?
01:26:08 Nothing.
01:26:10 You didn't say:
01:26:12 "Stop the car. Dear God,
01:26:16 No.
01:26:26 Does it hurt?
01:26:34 What?
01:26:37 I can't understand you.
01:26:43 You know what,
01:26:46 There's a lever right here.
01:26:48 Oh, it's on the other side, I'm sorry.
01:26:50 A bit of a reach.
01:26:53 I'll get it right here.
01:26:55 Is right back here.
01:27:01 There must be a simpler way...
01:27:03 of working this...
01:27:06 so that you can just...
01:27:07 It's sensitive! I hardly touched it!
01:27:14 That's it! That's it!
01:27:20 - You know, Ponton.
01:27:25 This is a very hard time
01:27:28 It is important that
01:27:31 And we must use the gentle
01:27:57 This is going to hurt.
01:28:01 Clouseau!
01:28:07 That breeze feels good.