Planes Trains and Automobiles

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00:01:14 Uh...
00:01:16 I got to go.
00:01:18 I got to go.
00:01:21 I got to catch
00:02:06 Two hours of staring
00:02:08 to decide to reconvene
00:02:11 They're selling cosmetics,
00:02:14 Why aren't you going
00:02:17 Why bust my ass?
00:02:20 I told Susan
00:02:23 That's you.
00:02:26 I left my gloves
00:02:29 I don't need them
00:02:32 Would you pick them up?
00:02:36 Have a good holiday.
00:02:37 See you in Chicago.
00:02:39 You'll never
00:03:39 Ha ha!
00:03:49 Taxi!
00:03:50 Oof!
00:04:19 Cab! Cab!
00:04:26 Sir?
00:04:28 Sir? Sir?
00:04:30 Excuse me.
00:04:31 Could I appeal
00:04:34 and ask you
00:04:37 I don't have a good nature.
00:04:40 Come on!
00:04:41 Could I offer you $ 10?
00:04:44 20. I'll give you $20.
00:04:46 I'll take 50.
00:04:48 All right.
00:04:50 Anyone who would
00:04:53 would certainly pay $ 75.
00:04:55 Not necessarily.
00:04:58 All right, 75.
00:05:00 You're a thief.
00:05:01 Close. I'm an attorney.
00:05:05 Have a happy holiday.
00:05:07 This will help.
00:05:16 Hey! Hey!
00:05:17 Hey!
00:05:19 Hey, that's my cab!
00:05:20 That's my cab!
00:05:21 Pull over! Pull over!
00:05:23 All right. Pull over!
00:05:24 That's my cab!
00:05:27 Pull over, buddy!
00:05:28 You're messing
00:05:37 This is my cab! Out!
00:05:59 Excuse me.
00:06:02 Excuse me.
00:06:04 Excuse me.
00:06:09 Excuse me.
00:06:13 Your attention please.
00:06:17 Mid-Central flight 909
00:06:19 to Chicago O'hare
00:06:22 All passengers wishing
00:06:24 please contact
00:06:26 When are Grandma and Grandpa
00:06:28 and Grandma
00:06:30 They'll be here
00:06:32 Mom?
00:06:33 You think Grandpa Walt
00:06:37 Of course he'll
00:06:39 It means he loves you.
00:06:41 Why don't I get noogies?
00:06:43 Because you get
00:06:45 But I prefer noogies.
00:06:49 Keep an eye on your brother.
00:06:53 Hello.
00:06:55 Who is it?
00:06:56 Shh. Where are you?
00:06:58 Who is it?
00:06:59 Shh! It's Daddy.
00:07:01 Flight delay.
00:07:02 When will you be in?
00:07:04 No later than 10:00.
00:07:06 I'll wait up for you.
00:07:43 I know you, don't I?
00:07:45 I'm usually
00:07:47 but I've forgotten yours.
00:07:49 You stole my cab.
00:07:52 I've never stolen
00:07:55 I hailed a cab
00:07:58 Before I could get in,
00:08:04 You're the guy
00:08:07 I knew I knew you. Yeah.
00:08:10 You scared the bejesus
00:08:17 It was awful easy getting a cab
00:08:21 Forget it.
00:08:23 I can't forget it.
00:08:25 I am sorry.
00:08:26 I had no idea
00:08:29 Let me make it
00:08:32 How about a hot dog
00:08:35 Uh, no, thanks.
00:08:36 Just a hot dog, then.
00:08:38 I'm picky about what I eat.
00:08:41 Some coffee.
00:08:42 No.
00:08:43 Milk?
00:08:44 No.
00:08:45 Soda? Some tea?
00:08:48 Sir, please.
00:08:49 Just let me know. I'm here.
00:08:52 I knew I knew you.
00:08:56 You should have discussed this
00:08:59 I didn't know
00:09:02 I'm sorry.
00:09:05 I have a first class ticket.
00:09:07 You have a coach
00:09:10 Hi, Larry.
00:09:11 Hi, Liz.
00:09:14 Here OK?
00:09:16 Oh, here, there.
00:09:18 Pardon me.
00:09:23 You'll get a refund
00:09:26 I want a seat
00:09:29 where I was booked
00:09:32 I've had
00:09:34 Now take your seat.
00:09:36 You've had enough of me?
00:09:38 First you delay me,
00:09:41 What happens next?
00:09:42 Is this a coincidence or what?
00:09:45 Have a seat.
00:10:08 I never did
00:10:10 Del Griffith.
00:10:12 American Light
00:10:13 Director of sales,
00:10:17 I sell shower
00:10:20 Best in the world.
00:10:25 And you are?
00:10:27 Uh, Neal Page.
00:10:29 Neal Page.
00:10:32 So what do you do
00:10:36 Marketing.
00:10:37 Marketing? Super.
00:10:38 Super. Fabulous.
00:10:40 Isn't that nice?
00:10:42 I don't want
00:10:44 I'm not much
00:10:47 I'd like to finish
00:10:49 A friend wrote it, so...
00:10:51 Don't let me stop you.
00:10:53 Last thing I want to be
00:10:55 is an annoying
00:10:59 Nothing grinds my gears
00:11:00 worse than
00:11:02 who can't keep
00:11:04 Catch me running
00:11:07 give me a poke.
00:11:16 Ohh!
00:11:18 Ohh, that feels good.
00:11:20 Oh, God,
00:11:22 My dogs are barking today.
00:11:24 Whew!
00:11:28 Ohh!
00:11:32 That feels better.
00:12:00 Six bucks and my right nut
00:12:02 says we're not
00:12:23 Hello.
00:12:24 Hi.
00:12:25 Where are you?
00:12:27 I'm in Wichita.
00:12:28 Wichita, Kansas?
00:12:29 Are you all right?
00:12:31 We couldn't land
00:12:34 I don't understand
00:12:37 with a snowstorm
00:12:39 What's going on, Neal?
00:12:41 We took off
00:12:43 they closed Chicago,
00:12:48 Neal.
00:12:54 Trouble on the home front?
00:12:56 I really don't think that's
00:13:00 The finest line
00:13:02 is between success at work
00:13:05 I got a motto...
00:13:09 Well, I'll remember that.
00:13:12 What's the flight situation?
00:13:14 Simple.
00:13:15 No way we'll get out
00:13:18 We'd have more luck
00:13:20 playing pickup sticks
00:13:23 We'll find out soon enough.
00:13:25 By the time the airline
00:13:28 which they will eventually,
00:13:30 you'd have a better chance finding
00:13:33 than a hotel room.
00:13:35 I could be stuck here?
00:13:37 I'm saying
00:13:42 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:13:44 may I have
00:13:46 I'm sorry to announce
00:13:48 that we're canceling
00:13:50 due to severe weather
00:13:52 Hi, I was wondering
00:13:54 if you had any rooms
00:13:57 Anything.
00:13:59 I'm sorry.
00:14:00 Is there another motel...
00:14:08 Neal.
00:14:11 Hi.
00:14:12 Well?
00:14:15 Welcome to Wichita.
00:14:17 Did you book a room yet?
00:14:20 I, uh, couldn't
00:14:23 When we arrived,
00:14:25 I called
00:14:27 I missed that one.
00:14:29 I got an idea.
00:14:30 I know the manager.
00:14:32 If you pick up
00:14:35 I'll make sure
00:14:38 Umm...
00:14:44 Yeah. Yeah, sure. Great.
00:14:46 All right.
00:14:47 Grab an end
00:14:50 Thanks a lot.
00:14:54 Is this your trunk?
00:14:56 Yeah. You should try
00:14:59 around New York City.
00:15:11 # Well,
00:15:15 # And it
00:15:19 # It plays around #
00:15:22 # And it spends
00:15:26 Where the hell
00:15:31 Doobie,
00:15:33 Not much.
00:15:34 Why didn't you
00:15:37 Your friend
00:15:39 so I figured he'd like
00:15:42 There's nothing
00:15:44 It's the middle
00:15:47 I know, but he's
00:15:50 That's a rare thing
00:16:06 Take care of the luggage,
00:16:09 OK, Del.
00:16:13 Get off of me.
00:16:19 Stick with me.
00:16:33 Evening, Gus.
00:16:38 Del Griffith,
00:16:41 Still a million bucks shy
00:16:46 Gus, meet an old friend.
00:16:49 Glad to meet you, Nick.
00:16:52 I told my friend you'd
00:16:56 Do you have
00:17:00 Do you still honor those discount
00:17:03 I'll have to charge you
00:17:06 but with the discount,
00:17:09 We're a pretty good team.
00:17:11 We were on our way
00:17:14 and the storm
00:17:17 I know.
00:17:20 Well, I guess you're all fixed,
00:17:23 so, uh, there you are.
00:17:25 Last room in the complex.
00:17:28 You mean sh-share?
00:17:30 Hey, easy on that.
00:17:32 OK.
00:18:01 Hell of a cab ride,
00:18:04 Yeah, you don't see
00:18:16 Want to take a shower?
00:18:18 No!
00:18:19 I meant, did you want to go first?
00:18:22 You-you thought...
00:18:23 I wouldn't...
00:18:27 Gee, that's funny.
00:18:53 Ah. Ah.
00:18:54 Oh, come...
00:19:09 Ah! Ouch, ouch, ouch!
00:19:19 To wear a pompadour...
00:20:25 Excuse me.
00:20:32 I'd switch pillows with you,
00:20:34 but I'm allergic to sponge.
00:20:36 I'd be sneezing all night
00:20:39 That's why I carry
00:20:42 It's hypoallergenic.
00:20:50 I had no idea
00:20:52 those beer cans
00:20:55 You left them
00:20:58 What did you think
00:21:00 It just didn't
00:21:03 It didn't
00:21:05 so I have to sleep
00:21:08 You want to switch?
00:21:10 I just want to sleep.
00:21:12 Me, too.
00:21:14 Good night.
00:21:15 Good night.
00:21:47 I'll have to burn the sheets!
00:21:49 What if the shoe
00:21:52 I'd go barefoot!
00:22:21 Traffic is resuming
00:22:23 and flights will be
00:22:42 Sorry.
00:22:59 Goddamn!
00:23:00 What, what?
00:23:02 That's it!
00:23:03 Without clearing my sinuses,
00:23:06 If your kid spills his milk,
00:23:10 What-what-what is that
00:23:13 You're not a very
00:23:15 You've bugged me
00:23:18 starting with
00:23:20 God, you're a tight-ass.
00:23:22 How would you like
00:23:24 Oh, and hostile, too.
00:23:26 Nice personality combination...
00:23:27 hostile and intolerant.
00:23:29 That's borderline criminal.
00:23:30 Screw you.
00:23:31 You spilled beer
00:23:34 you mess up
00:23:36 Who let you stay?
00:23:38 I even let you pay,
00:23:40 so you wouldn't feel
00:23:43 An intruder?
00:23:44 Right. You ruined a nice trip.
00:23:46 Who talked my ear off
00:23:49 Who was that?
00:23:51 Who told you to book a room?
00:23:55 You're an ungrateful jackass.
00:23:56 Sleep in the lobby.
00:23:58 I hope you wake up so stiff
00:24:01 you can't even move.
00:24:02 You got a free cab,
00:24:05 and someone
00:24:07 to your boring stories.
00:24:09 Didn't you notice on the plane
00:24:12 when you started talking,
00:24:13 I started reading
00:24:16 Didn't that
00:24:18 that this guy's
00:24:21 Everything's not an anecdote.
00:24:22 You have to discriminate.
00:24:24 You choose things
00:24:26 or mildly amusing
00:24:28 or interesting.
00:24:30 You're a miracle.
00:24:31 Your stories
00:24:33 They're not even
00:24:36 Honey, meet Del Griffith.
00:24:38 He's got some
00:24:40 Here's a gun so you can
00:24:44 You'll thank me for it.
00:24:46 I could tolerate
00:24:50 For days,
00:24:54 They'd say,
00:24:58 And I'd say,
00:25:02 I can take anything. "
00:25:03 You know what they'd say?
00:25:05 "I know what you mean.
00:25:07 The shower curtain
00:25:09 It's like going on a date
00:25:13 with a Chatty Cathy doll.
00:25:15 There should be
00:25:18 that I pull out.
00:25:19 Except I wouldn't
00:25:22 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:25:24 By the way,
00:25:25 when you're telling
00:25:29 here's a good idea.
00:25:30 Have a point.
00:25:32 It makes it more interesting
00:25:49 You want to hurt me?
00:25:51 Go ahead if it
00:25:54 I'm an easy target.
00:25:58 Yeah, you're right.
00:26:00 I talk too much.
00:26:01 I also listen too much.
00:26:04 I could be a cold-hearted
00:26:08 but I don't like to
00:26:11 Well, you think
00:26:15 I'm not changing.
00:26:16 I like... I like me.
00:26:18 My wife likes me.
00:26:20 My customers like me.
00:26:23 'Cause I'm the real article.
00:26:25 What you see
00:28:46 Del.
00:28:48 Hmm? Yeah.
00:28:49 Why did you kiss my ear?
00:28:54 Why are you holding my hand?
00:28:58 Where's your other hand?
00:29:00 Between two pillows.
00:29:03 Those aren't pillows!
00:29:05 Aah!
00:29:06 Oh, no!
00:29:07 Ooh!
00:29:10 Oh!
00:29:11 Oh! Oh!
00:29:23 See that Bears' game
00:29:26 Hell of a game.
00:29:28 They're going all the way.
00:29:30 Ohh, yeow.
00:29:59 Neal, take my socks
00:30:02 if you're going
00:30:10 Where are you?
00:30:12 I'm in Wichita.
00:30:13 I'm at a motel
00:30:15 with this guy
00:30:18 You shared a motel room
00:30:21 Are you crazy?
00:30:22 I'm getting there.
00:30:24 Did you call the airline?
00:30:26 I have a good chance
00:30:29 If they told you
00:30:31 wolverines make
00:30:33 would you believe them?
00:30:34 I'm not spending
00:30:36 I'll get home.
00:30:38 Mmm.
00:30:40 Not by airplane.
00:30:41 They got 18 hours of air traffic
00:30:45 We're going to be having
00:30:48 right here.
00:30:49 If we wait
00:30:52 How else can we get home?
00:30:54 Burt Dingman.
00:30:57 I sold them all their
00:31:00 He owes me a favor.
00:31:04 I'll get that.
00:31:07 Why break precedent?
00:31:09 You're making me feel
00:31:12 Get me on the train,
00:31:15 You got it.
00:31:21 What?
00:31:23 You know goddamn well what.
00:31:26 I'm sorry. I don't.
00:31:29 I had over
00:31:32 I'm a lot of things,
00:31:36 You went into my stuff
00:31:39 I didn't take your money.
00:31:41 I had over $ 700.
00:31:43 You went into
00:31:46 Just maybe
00:31:49 Count it!
00:31:50 Like you'd keep it
00:31:52 There's $263 in there.
00:31:54 If there's more,
00:31:57 Count it!
00:31:59 263, right?
00:32:04 Empty.
00:32:05 What?
00:32:13 We were robbed.
00:32:14 Do you think so?
00:32:16 I've been thinking.
00:32:18 What we're dealing with
00:32:20 is a smalltime crook.
00:32:21 He didn't take
00:32:24 so we charge
00:32:26 I've got a Visa
00:32:29 Oh, and a Neiman-Marcus card
00:32:31 in case we want
00:32:34 What have you got?
00:32:35 Chalmer's Big and Tall
00:32:38 a seven-outlet chain in
00:32:40 Unfortunately,
00:32:43 Get me to the train station,
00:32:46 and I'll take care
00:32:48 Gus' son is picking us up.
00:32:55 This is not him, is it?
00:32:57 Gee, I hope not.
00:33:34 Are you Gus' son?
00:33:35 I'm Owen.
00:33:39 You the shower
00:33:42 Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:44 How are you?
00:33:46 This is Neal Page
00:33:48 Hi.
00:33:49 Pleased to meet you both.
00:33:58 I'm to drive you to Wichita
00:34:02 Yeah, we'd appreciate it.
00:34:04 Train don't run
00:34:07 'Lessen you're a hog
00:34:13 People train
00:34:17 That'll be fine.
00:34:18 That'll be just fine.
00:34:22 Leave it be.
00:34:24 Get your lazy behind out here
00:34:26 and put that in back.
00:34:28 No. We've got it.
00:34:30 It's very heavy.
00:34:31 She don't mind.
00:34:33 She's short and skinny,
00:34:35 but she's strong.
00:34:37 Her first baby...
00:34:39 come out sideways.
00:34:41 She didn't scream
00:34:44 Isn't that something?
00:34:46 You're a real trooper.
00:34:48 We've got it already.
00:34:54 You know, Stubbville's
00:34:57 How much further?
00:34:58 30 miles.
00:35:01 Maybe 40.
00:35:04 No more
00:35:06 depending
00:35:08 It could be anywhere
00:35:11 Woof! Woof!
00:35:15 Give me the glove.
00:35:17 Ow! Just nipped.
00:35:20 Give him the goddamn glove!
00:35:22 Are we there yet?
00:35:24 No, a little way to go yet.
00:35:28 Beautiful country though,
00:35:30 What do you figure
00:35:33 1.
00:36:00 Thanks.
00:36:06 They didn't have
00:36:08 You got to
00:36:10 Oh, I knew it.
00:36:11 The secretary was new,
00:36:14 Oh, ge... I'm sorry.
00:36:16 They're just full.
00:36:18 It's the holidays,
00:36:20 Hey, we're lucky
00:36:23 Yeah. So, if I don't see you again.
00:36:26 Want to meet for a drink
00:36:30 I'm going to sleep.
00:36:31 You sure?
00:36:33 Yeah. Anyway,
00:36:36 That's the understatement
00:36:39 And thanks
00:36:43 Neal! I need your address.
00:36:45 I got to pay you back
00:36:48 Ticket's a gift.
00:36:49 No, no. Come on now.
00:36:52 Del, it's a gift.
00:36:54 Happy holidays.
00:36:57 Same to you.
00:37:14 Hi.
00:37:16 Going home for Thanksgiving?
00:37:17 Yeah.
00:37:18 Me, too.
00:37:20 We're just going to make it.
00:37:57 What did you do here?
00:37:59 Do you smell smoke?
00:38:27 You walk a mile
00:38:30 The trucks will take you
00:39:21 You're in a lousy mood, huh?
00:39:23 To say the least.
00:39:27 You ever travel
00:39:32 Hmm.
00:39:33 Your mood's probably
00:39:59 Neal, Neal.
00:40:13 Beats a movie on a plane, huh?
00:40:21 Take a picture.
00:40:27 You got busted.
00:40:32 Oh, that was good.
00:40:37 This is a good time
00:40:41 Our tickets are
00:40:44 St. Louis to Chi-town
00:40:45 is booked tighter
00:40:56 All right!
00:40:59 That was fun,
00:41:01 All right.
00:41:04 Who's got a song?
00:41:06 I got one, uh...
00:41:07 Neal Page has got one.
00:41:20 No?
00:41:45 Wilma!
00:41:47 My name's Del Griffith.
00:41:48 I'm with the American
00:41:51 jewelry division.
00:41:53 I've got a great deal.
00:41:55 This is your Diane Sawyer
00:41:58 Do you ever watch Sixty Minutes?
00:42:02 Thanks.
00:42:03 This is Czechoslovakian ivory.
00:42:06 That's it. It's $5.00.
00:42:09 Great.
00:42:10 This is your
00:42:13 Thank you.
00:42:15 They are filled
00:42:17 so they're very light.
00:42:18 Thank you.
00:42:20 This is an autographed
00:42:22 All right!
00:42:24 These are very
00:42:26 These were originally
00:42:28 for the Grand Wizard of China
00:42:30 back in the fourth century.
00:42:32 These aren't
00:42:34 but they are replicas.
00:42:37 They're selling
00:42:50 I'm Marti Page,
00:42:52 that my dad's coming home
00:43:02 You know something?
00:43:03 It makes you look
00:43:06 You could pass
00:43:12 Did you call the wife?
00:43:14 No one was home.
00:43:17 Probably at my daughter's
00:43:20 Ohh.
00:43:22 You missed it.
00:43:24 I'm sorry. Those...
00:43:27 those are the precious moments, too.
00:43:31 They don't come back again.
00:43:33 I've been spending too much time
00:43:38 I haven't been home
00:43:41 What, seriously?
00:43:43 It's a figure of speech.
00:43:45 I'm away so much,
00:43:46 it's like not being there.
00:43:48 I called a friend of mine
00:43:52 It doesn't look good.
00:43:53 I know.
00:43:59 Well, at least we're
00:44:02 from my brilliant idea.
00:44:04 You're a terrific salesman.
00:44:06 You know, uh...
00:44:08 I've been thinking that when we put
00:44:12 we really...
00:44:14 we've really gotten nowhere.
00:44:15 And, uh...
00:44:17 you know,
00:44:20 Don't say that
00:44:22 That's not true, Neal.
00:44:23 I think we'll get
00:44:28 if, uh...
00:44:30 OK?
00:44:35 OK.
00:44:36 I see.
00:44:44 I think I'll just
00:44:47 and get going.
00:44:48 I appreciate that.
00:44:50 It's just harder for two people
00:44:52 Yeah, sure.
00:44:53 If you've got
00:44:55 I understand.
00:44:56 Thanks for the meal.
00:44:58 Yeah, that's all right.
00:44:59 And I owe you
00:45:02 No, no, no, no.
00:45:04 This is your cut.
00:45:05 Take the money.
00:45:07 Buy your kids
00:45:09 I'm just going
00:45:12 Then leave it. Fine.
00:45:13 I'm done, OK?
00:45:15 I've got to go,
00:45:18 uh, I got things
00:45:22 so, uh...
00:45:23 good luck,
00:45:24 and I hope
00:45:27 I'll see you.
00:45:28 Yeah, sure you will.
00:45:41 It's a white
00:45:43 space v-5.
00:46:01 V-5.
00:46:03 V-5.
00:46:06 V-5.
00:46:22 Hey! Hey!
00:46:23 Hey! Hey!
00:46:27 Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:46:30 The car's not there!
00:46:31 I need a ride back!
00:46:41 You...
00:46:43 God!
00:46:45 Goddamn it!
00:46:47 Goddamn it!
00:47:23 A- a-aah!
00:47:26 Whoo!
00:47:59 Oh, gee, Marie,
00:48:04 No, mom's doing
00:48:05 Yeah, dad wants ambrosia,
00:48:07 so I guess we'll get
00:48:10 I'll do the crescent rolls,
00:48:12 you do the cranberries.
00:48:13 You know I can't cook.
00:48:18 Ohh...
00:48:19 Ahem.
00:48:21 I'll see you
00:48:23 Gobble gobble.
00:48:27 Ohh... bye-bye.
00:48:35 Welcome to Marathon.
00:48:38 Yes.
00:48:40 How may I help you?
00:48:43 You can start by wiping
00:48:47 off your rosy
00:48:50 Then give me
00:48:53 A fucking Datsun,
00:48:54 a fucking Toyota,
00:48:56 a fucking Buick.
00:48:57 Four fucking wheels
00:49:00 I don't care for the way
00:49:03 I don't care for the way
00:49:05 your company left me
00:49:08 with keys to a fucking car
00:49:11 I didn't care to fucking walk
00:49:15 and across a fucking runway
00:49:17 to get back here
00:49:20 at my fucking face.
00:49:21 I want a fucking car
00:49:25 right fucking now.
00:49:32 May I see your
00:49:34 I threw it away.
00:49:37 Oh, boy.
00:49:41 Oh, boy, what?
00:49:43 You're fucked.
00:50:05 OK, 86, wake up.
00:50:07 You're going
00:50:09 Yeah, where you going?
00:50:10 Chicago.
00:50:12 Chicago?
00:50:13 Chicago.
00:50:14 You know you're
00:50:16 Yes, I do.
00:50:19 The airlines are faster,
00:50:21 and you get
00:50:23 If I wanted jokes,
00:50:25 I'd watch you
00:50:29 Don't just stand there
00:50:30 like a slab of meat
00:50:46 What are you doing?
00:50:48 I almost crushed your head
00:50:52 Del?
00:50:53 Move your car!
00:50:54 Just a minute, OK?
00:50:56 Get outta here!
00:51:00 What is your problem?
00:51:01 You insensitive asshole.
00:51:04 There's an injured man
00:51:05 down on the street.
00:51:06 Now, I'll move my car,
00:51:08 but you help him up.
00:51:10 No!
00:51:12 My pleasure.
00:51:15 Ohh...
00:51:28 I had a feeling
00:51:31 somehow, someday,
00:51:32 our paths
00:51:35 Are you all right?
00:51:37 I've never seen
00:51:39 by his testicles before.
00:51:41 Lucky thing for you
00:51:42 that cop came when he did.
00:51:45 Otherwise,
00:51:47 to tie your shoes.
00:51:48 I'm sorry.
00:51:51 You know,
00:51:54 I'd be glad if you had.
00:51:57 Oh, you don't mean that.
00:51:59 Remember what I said?
00:52:02 How can I when
00:52:05 leaves me keys
00:52:08 then I find out they
00:52:12 I got a car,
00:52:15 Well, Del,
00:52:17 Nope.
00:52:19 Oh, I know.
00:52:20 You just go
00:52:23 Like a twig
00:52:25 of a mighty stream.
00:53:00 Would you please stop doing that
00:53:03 Once you screw
00:53:05 you never get comfortable.
00:53:07 Quit screwing with it.
00:53:08 I'm getting comfortable.
00:53:10 Do you have a bad back?
00:53:12 Well, I do,
00:53:13 and there's only
00:53:16 You're going to break it.
00:53:18 Ahh.
00:53:19 Done.
00:53:22 Ah, lovely.
00:53:24 Lovely, lovely.
00:53:32 Oh, damn it.
00:53:34 What now?
00:53:35 I can't reach my feet
00:53:37 to get my shoes off.
00:53:39 That's fine.
00:53:42 I can't relax
00:53:44 I don't care to breathe
00:53:47 It must be swell being so perfect
00:53:51 Things about you
00:53:53 but I'm decent enough
00:53:56 What about me
00:53:58 There's lots of things.
00:53:59 Name one.
00:54:00 You want me to name one?
00:54:03 Fine, um...
00:54:05 you play with
00:54:12 I do not play
00:54:15 Larry Bird doesn't
00:54:18 as much as you do.
00:54:20 You trying
00:54:22 I'm simply
00:54:24 You fidget
00:54:26 Know what make me happy?
00:54:27 Another couple of balls
00:54:31 Oh, that's humor.
00:54:33 Oh, that's real humor.
00:54:34 I'd be happy if you rested
00:54:37 My pleasure.
00:54:38 I'd like a little silence.
00:54:40 No problem.
00:54:41 Thank you.
00:54:42 You're welcome.
00:54:50 You broke the seat.
00:54:51 You broke the goddamn seat.
00:54:55 It wasn't broken
00:54:57 You broke it.
00:54:59 It's impossible
00:55:01 Impossible?
00:55:02 You want to drive?
00:55:04 No. Why did you do this?
00:55:08 I won't be held responsible for
00:55:11 This is comfortable.
00:55:16 I don't want to argue.
00:55:19 All right, all right.
00:55:20 Then I'm going to sleep.
00:55:23 I'm putting my wallet
00:55:26 Don't let me
00:55:28 All right.
00:56:55 That was Ray Charles
00:56:58 Weather's beginning
00:57:00 Hope you're
00:57:02 It's almost
00:57:12 Whew.
00:57:45 Oh, come on.
00:57:52 All right.
00:57:59 Oh!
00:58:07 Oh, shit!
00:58:15 Uhh...
00:58:16 Ohh...
00:58:17 Ahh...
00:58:24 There you go.
00:58:26 OK.
00:58:28 Think it out.
00:58:31 Let go! Let go.
00:58:45 Aah!
00:59:01 What's happening?
00:59:03 Oh, we almost hit a deer.
00:59:06 Are you all right?
00:59:09 Yes, I'm fine.
00:59:12 It's hot in here.
00:59:15 Yes. Yes, I will.
00:59:46 Holy shit!
00:59:49 He's going to
00:59:52 Oh, my God!
00:59:53 Hey!
00:59:56 Hey!
01:00:00 Hey, what's going on?
01:00:02 Some joker wants to race.
01:00:06 Turn around!
01:00:07 Don't race.
01:00:09 All right, come on.
01:00:12 Put your window down!
01:00:14 He wants something.
01:00:16 He's probably drunk.
01:00:18 You're going
01:00:20 What?
01:00:21 You're going
01:00:26 He says we're going
01:00:28 Oh, he's drunk.
01:00:30 How would he know
01:00:32 Yeah, how would he know?
01:00:35 Thank you.
01:00:37 Terrific.
01:00:39 Thank you.
01:00:41 What a moron.
01:00:45 You're going in
01:00:52 You're going to kill somebody!
01:01:03 You're going
01:01:10 Truck. Truck.
01:01:11 What?
01:01:14 Aah!
01:01:21 Ah ha ha ha ha!
01:01:22 Ah ha ha ha ha!
01:02:15 Well, this isn't so bad.
01:02:17 I thought it would be
01:02:21 They'll be able
01:02:24 Oh, yeah.
01:02:29 Wow!
01:02:32 I mean,
01:02:35 We can laugh about it now.
01:02:38 The whole, uh...
01:02:41 Maybe we should just get my stuff
01:02:45 What do you think? Yeah.
01:02:47 Yeah, that's a good idea.
01:02:51 Oh, my back!
01:02:53 Ohh!
01:02:56 God.
01:02:59 Ohh!
01:03:00 Ohh!
01:03:17 Come on.
01:03:19 Thanks.
01:03:21 Oh. Set it down
01:03:30 Whew. What a night.
01:04:26 What?
01:04:28 What?
01:04:30 You finally did it
01:04:33 Huh?
01:04:38 I mean, good luck
01:04:41 They'll be happy as pigs in shit
01:04:54 How could you
01:04:57 without a credit card?
01:04:59 You couldn't.
01:05:01 I gave this gal
01:05:04 a set of
01:05:14 You can't rent a car
01:05:16 with shower curtain rings.
01:05:28 Well, uh...
01:05:30 somehow your, uh...
01:05:32 diner's club card
01:05:36 and I, uh, just...
01:05:38 You stole it!
01:05:40 Not exactly.
01:05:41 You stole my card!
01:05:42 I didn't.
01:05:44 You stole my card, rented a car,
01:05:47 I found it
01:05:50 I thought you
01:05:52 Why would I do that?
01:05:54 Kindness?
01:05:55 Kindness?
01:05:57 Kindness?
01:05:59 You stole it!
01:06:00 He stole it!
01:06:02 No, I didn't.
01:06:06 with whatever the rental car
01:06:09 You didn't give me your address.
01:06:11 You just ditched me.
01:06:13 I had no money,
01:06:15 Give it back!
01:06:16 I can't!
01:06:19 Why not?
01:06:20 Because!
01:06:23 Because why?
01:06:24 When we stopped
01:06:26 I put the card back
01:06:39 Ohh.
01:06:41 Are you mad at me?
01:06:44 Ohh!
01:06:46 Ohh!
01:06:59 You know,
01:07:02 slugging me in the gut
01:07:05 That's how Houdini died.
01:07:12 Ow. Ah!
01:07:16 One good thing about it...
01:07:18 with all this fresh air,
01:07:22 Neal? Hey, hey, Neal,
01:07:27 I need one room.
01:07:28 If you're pissed at me,
01:07:31 Get your own room.
01:07:33 I'll need
01:07:35 All right.
01:07:40 I have, uh...
01:07:43 Diner's...
01:07:46 Visa...
01:07:49 and a gasoline card.
01:07:52 Uh...
01:07:54 these aren't, uh,
01:07:57 All right,
01:08:00 $42.50.
01:08:09 How about... $ 17?
01:08:14 I can't do that.
01:08:15 Please.
01:08:17 Have mercy.
01:08:19 I've been wearing
01:08:21 since Tuesday.
01:08:23 I can vouch for that.
01:08:28 I don't... I don't...
01:08:37 $ 17 and a hell of a nice watch.
01:08:50 Ouch.
01:08:56 Um, would you
01:09:05 I got a slight problem here.
01:09:08 I don't have the $42.50.
01:09:10 You have $ 17
01:09:13 No, I don't.
01:09:20 I have $2.00
01:09:25 and a Casio.
01:09:30 Mmm.
01:09:31 I'm going to have to say
01:10:22 Well, Marie,
01:10:23 once again, my dear,
01:10:28 I am, without a doubt,
01:10:30 the biggest pain in the butt
01:10:33 that ever came down the pike.
01:10:37 I meet someone whose
01:10:40 and what do I do?
01:10:43 I go overboard.
01:10:45 I smother the poor soul.
01:10:47 I cause him more trouble
01:10:49 than he has a right to.
01:10:52 God, I got a big mouth.
01:10:57 Ohh.
01:11:01 When am I ever
01:11:23 I wish you were here
01:11:30 But I guess...
01:11:32 that's not
01:11:36 Not now, anyway.
01:11:39 What did I do
01:11:41 to get hooked up
01:12:02 You're going to
01:12:12 How's your drink?
01:12:13 Good.
01:12:16 Go for another one?
01:12:18 Where you been?
01:12:19 You been to Italy?
01:12:21 You had amaretto?
01:12:22 I have amaretto,
01:12:25 Is there a tequila there?
01:12:27 Ahem. A little Mexican trip.
01:12:29 Tequila?
01:12:30 Here you go.
01:12:32 Is this a good combo or what?
01:12:35 No, probably not.
01:12:37 Me, I'm going
01:12:42 Jamaica, man.
01:12:43 Go to Jamaica.
01:12:46 Dig it.
01:12:47 Iree, iree, man.
01:12:52 Oh, shit.
01:12:57 You know,
01:13:00 all I'll have
01:13:03 was some shower curtain rings
01:13:05 that didn't fall down.
01:13:06 Great legacy, huh?
01:13:08 At the very least,
01:13:10 at the absolute minimum,
01:13:12 you've got a woman
01:13:14 to grow old with, right?
01:13:17 You love her, don't you?
01:13:25 Love is not a big enough word.
01:13:28 It's not a big enough word
01:13:30 for how I feel
01:13:33 To the wives.
01:13:35 To the wives.
01:13:43 Wow.
01:13:46 Well, let me just
01:13:49 by saying you are
01:13:54 What is unique?
01:13:56 Uh... latin for asshole?
01:13:58 Grab those.
01:14:03 As much trouble as I've had
01:14:08 I'm sure one day
01:14:11 You think so?
01:14:13 Oh, I'm laughing already.
01:14:15 Oh, God.
01:14:16 Oh, when that car blew up.
01:14:19 Was that seat hot or what?
01:14:21 I feel like a big whopper.
01:14:24 Turn me over.
01:14:27 I'm afraid
01:14:30 I'm going to have
01:14:37 Ha ha ha.
01:14:42 They're everywhere!
01:14:43 Aah!
01:14:45 Ha ha ha!
01:14:47 This feels
01:14:49 Ha ha ha! Aah!
01:15:05 Now how the hell
01:15:08 Ow!
01:15:11 Aah!
01:15:13 You all set?
01:15:14 Just a minute.
01:15:16 Give it a good push.
01:15:18 All right.
01:15:19 All right.
01:15:20 Oh, geez.
01:15:24 Push! Put some oomph into it!
01:15:27 I am! I am!
01:15:28 Push, for Christ sake!
01:15:31 We have to rock it.
01:15:33 All right. OK.
01:15:34 Up and down.
01:15:37 Yeah.
01:15:38 Here we go.
01:15:40 Reverse!
01:15:49 Aww!
01:15:51 Huh.
01:15:57 Get in!
01:16:03 Go!
01:16:59 Oh.
01:17:03 Oh, great.
01:17:06 Watch it!
01:17:07 How fast
01:17:09 I can't tell.
01:17:11 Pull over.
01:17:13 Top of the morning,
01:17:15 Hi.
01:17:16 Is there something
01:17:19 What the hell you driving?
01:17:21 We had a small fire
01:17:24 You have any idea how fast
01:17:28 Our speedometer's melted.
01:17:29 It's hard to say
01:17:33 how fast we were going.
01:17:36 78 miles an hour.
01:17:39 78, huh?
01:17:40 Well, yeah.
01:17:43 You'd know better than us,
01:17:45 especially since
01:17:47 You feel this vehicle is safe
01:17:51 Yes, I do.
01:17:52 It's not pretty,
01:17:54 but it will get you
01:17:57 You got no outside mirror.
01:17:59 It's lost.
01:18:00 You have no
01:18:02 No, not a one.
01:18:04 However, the radio still works.
01:18:06 Funny as that may seem,
01:18:08 the radio's the only thing
01:18:12 Don't ask me how.
01:18:15 I can't let you go.
01:18:18 Can't what?
01:18:19 It's not fit
01:18:21 The vehicle
01:18:23 until it's made
01:18:26 OK, officer, I admit
01:18:29 and for that
01:18:31 You got me there,
01:18:33 and I won't argue
01:18:36 However, um...
01:18:37 if you impound our car,
01:18:39 I'll be unable
01:18:42 for his Thanksgiving dinner.
01:19:14 Well, our ship has come in.
01:19:22 It's free and it's nonstop.
01:19:25 I said I'd get you home.
01:19:27 Just so the heater's working.
01:19:29 The driver's a little freaky
01:19:31 about people riding
01:19:34 We can't sit there.
01:19:36 Then where are we
01:19:41 Beats walking, huh?
01:19:44 You know,
01:19:47 in less than three hours,
01:19:50 if we don't hit traffic,
01:19:52 and I don't think we should
01:19:56 We're moving now.
01:20:30 You believe this?
01:20:32 It's been a hell of a trip.
01:20:35 Sure has.
01:20:36 But, uh, after all
01:20:39 you did get me home.
01:20:41 Next time, let's go first class,
01:20:44 God, I hope there
01:20:47 I know.
01:20:51 This you?
01:20:55 Yeah.
01:21:00 It's been great meeting you.
01:21:02 I'm sorry if I caused
01:21:05 You got me home,
01:21:07 and, uh...
01:21:09 A couple days.
01:21:10 But, uh...
01:21:12 I'm a little wiser, too.
01:21:14 Me, too.
01:21:17 Happy holidays.
01:21:18 Same to you.
01:21:22 Happy Thanksgiving, Neal.
01:21:23 Give my love to the family.
01:21:26 Maybe I'll meet them someday.
01:21:28 Say hello to Marie for me.
01:21:30 Yeah.
01:21:33 So... OK.
01:21:35 And you have
01:21:37 Hey, you know it.
01:21:39 So long.
01:23:05 I like...
01:23:07 My wife likes me.
01:23:12 At the very least,
01:23:15 you've got
01:23:17 to grow old with, right?
01:23:24 I'm spending
01:23:27 I haven't been home
01:23:29 I haven't been home
01:23:32 I haven't been home
01:23:56 Del, what are you
01:24:05 You said you were going home.
01:24:08 What are you doing here?
01:24:11 I, uh...
01:24:16 I don't have a home.
01:24:24 Marie's been dead
01:25:03 Boy, you are
01:25:06 I know.
01:25:09 I won't stay long.
01:25:10 Maybe I'll just say hi,
01:25:12 then be on my way.
01:25:14 Just come on.
01:25:34 Hiya, kiddo.
01:25:35 Daddy!
01:25:37 Hey!
01:25:39 Neal's home!
01:25:40 Del Griffith,
01:25:43 my mother-in-law Peg,
01:25:45 my mother Joy,
01:25:48 Welcome, Del.
01:25:49 This little guy's
01:25:51 my little gem Marti,
01:25:52 and somewhere around here
01:26:08 Honey, I'd like you to meet
01:26:17 Hello, Mr. Griffith.
01:26:21 Hello, Mrs. Page.
01:28:06 You're messing
01:28:14 I can take anything.
01:28:21 Who's that?
01:28:23 You're no saint.
01:28:25 I never did
01:28:26 Del Griffith.
01:28:28 Del Griffith.
01:28:29 Del Griffith.
01:28:31 Del Griffith.
01:28:32 I can take anything.
01:28:35 Wow! Ha ha ha!
01:28:39 Ha ha ha!
01:28:42 I mean, that was close.
01:28:46 You're messing
01:28:47 We can laugh
01:28:49 We're all right.
01:28:54 Del Griffith. Del Griffith.
01:29:00 Who's that?
01:29:02 You're no saint.
01:29:08 Del Griffith.
01:29:09 Who's that?
01:29:12 I can take anything.
01:29:26 We can laugh about it.
01:29:30 How can you stand it?
01:29:35 How can you stand it?
01:29:37 Del Griffith.
01:29:43 Who's that?
01:29:50 Wow!
01:29:57 How can you stand it?
01:30:00 Del Griffith.
01:30:01 How can you stand it?
01:30:03 Ha ha ha!
01:30:05 I mean, that was close.
01:30:09 You're messing
01:30:10 We can laugh
01:30:12 We're all right.
01:30:17 Del Griffith. Del Griffith.
01:30:23 Who's that?
01:30:26 No saint.
01:30:30 Del Griffith.
01:30:31 Who's that?
01:30:35 I can take anything.
01:32:08 Here's two.
01:32:20 You're three.
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