Planet 51

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00:01:12 I've never gone parking before.
00:01:15 I'm really not that kind of a girl.
00:01:17 Well, I'm not the kind of a guy
00:01:21 Oh, that's so sweet. I think.
00:01:24 There's nothing to be scared of.
00:01:35 I knew this would happen if we made out!
00:01:55 Good shot, son.
00:02:03 General, I think he's surrendering.
00:02:15 Run! Run!
00:02:18 Fire at will!
00:02:32 Help!
00:02:35 Keep firing. Keep firing! Keep firing!
00:02:39 Kill every last alien!
00:02:45 You will all become my alien zombies.
00:02:52 -Command us, Master!
00:03:04 What did I tell you
00:03:07 It was almost over!
00:03:09 -Besides, they're all the same.
00:03:32 You know, he looks just like his father.
00:03:35 Just like his father.
00:04:18 Oh, I hate the rain.
00:04:29 Raining rocks and dogs. Great!
00:05:00 Space,
00:05:04 a universe of mystery.
00:05:06 Well, today, the mystery will be unveiled.
00:05:10 Thanks to science, we now know
00:05:15 and it contains,
00:05:19 over 1,000 stars.
00:05:24 Lem, come on! Liven it up.
00:05:27 And still, the only known intelligent life
00:05:31 is right here on our planet.
00:05:40 No, not today! Not today! Please.
00:05:43 What was that?
00:05:44 That's our planet
00:05:47 They're gonna eat our brains for dinner!
00:05:50 Is that true?
00:05:52 Everybody, please, that's ridiculous.
00:05:55 Totally ridiculous.
00:06:00 Brains are for breakfast with cereal and milk.
00:06:03 Dinner is organs and eyeballs.
00:06:09 Okay, everyone, everyone, please, listen up.
00:06:12 We're not getting eaten
00:06:14 or harvested
00:06:19 The universe isn't scary. It's really amazing.
00:06:24 And don't forget to pick up
00:06:32 We've got one for each of you.
00:06:39 You're looking at the new
00:06:44 High four!
00:06:47 Well, it's part-time now
00:06:50 -How did you do, Lem?
00:06:52 Knew you would.
00:06:53 Hey, I can see my whole life.
00:06:55 A house, a car, two kids,
00:06:59 They'll come home to visit on holidays.
00:07:01 -Well?
00:07:03 Lem, congratulations on that job.
00:07:07 -I knew you could do it.
00:07:11 Oh, wow!
00:07:18 -There it is. Just two more days.
00:07:23 Humaniacs III:
00:07:28 -Victory or extinction!
00:07:34 If you guys go in costume,
00:07:38 Did you just say what I think you just said?
00:07:41 I'm a planetarium professional now.
00:07:43 I don't have time for kids' movies anymore.
00:07:47 Kids' movies?
00:07:51 Duh!
00:07:54 Just as I thought. You're not Lem.
00:07:56 You're an alien zombie, like in Humaniacs II.
00:07:59 Skiff, I'm not a zombie.
00:08:01 Yeah, that's what you zombies
00:08:04 Tell me something the real Lem would know.
00:08:06 Well, I know Skiff is the only nutcase
00:08:09 who thinks the government
00:08:14 And you give candy to your puppy
00:08:19 It was just an experiment.
00:08:21 With all due respect,
00:08:23 I've put in the hours
00:08:26 What are you talking about?
00:08:30 The greatest source of scientific knowledge.
00:08:33 Skiff, time to unpack the fake alien poop.
00:08:36 Right away, Mr. Haglug.
00:08:38 You will believe me, Lem,
00:08:43 -Wow!
00:08:45 I love fake-alien-poop day.
00:08:50 So, Eckle, do you think your sister's home?
00:08:55 -Why?
00:08:57 I thought I might tell her I got the job.
00:08:59 -Why?
00:09:02 Okay, but every time you tell me
00:09:05 she asks
00:09:07 -What?
00:09:09 it's because you like her,
00:09:13 and why don't you just ask her out already,
00:09:16 'cause she's been waiting
00:09:18 ever since we moved next door to you.
00:09:22 She has? The girl of my dreams likes me?
00:09:26 This is the best day of my life.
00:09:27 Yeah, we got to see that kid throw up.
00:09:33 Hey, he did it!
00:09:35 -He got the job!
00:09:40 I hear it's just one easy step up
00:10:00 Come on, soldier. Take that hill.
00:10:05 -Hey, Neera.
00:10:08 I wanted to tell you, I got the job.
00:10:11 Lem, that's great!
00:10:15 -Maybe it's time that you and me...
00:10:18 I mean, would you want to...
00:10:23 Hey, Neera!
00:10:27 -You've been looking for me?
00:10:31 -The what?
00:10:33 Glar's involved with something
00:10:37 It's like when you shout about stuff
00:10:39 Yeah, like our school pictures.
00:10:42 Why do they have to be of our faces?
00:10:44 I mean, what a bummer.
00:10:46 That means it's not good.
00:10:48 Neera, we need you! Righteous momma!
00:10:51 I'm so honored,
00:10:56 Yeah? Man, what do you want to ask her?
00:11:00 -It's kind of private.
00:11:03 I mean, I totally respect that.
00:11:06 So, Neera...
00:11:08 Neera and Lem had a private conversation
00:11:12 And don't want anybody else around
00:11:16 Yeah, you know, we can talk later.
00:11:19 Okay.
00:11:21 Peace.
00:11:22 That means, "See you later."
00:11:33 Bye!
00:11:35 Bye.
00:11:41 "The cause, man."
00:11:44 I'd like to cause him some pain.
00:11:48 I don't want to hear a single bubble.
00:11:53 Especially you, Bubbles.
00:12:39 Call the General! Call the General!
00:13:44 It's in the Containment Room.
00:14:14 Resistance is futile. Surrender or die.
00:14:20 Come on, Eckle. Go help your father.
00:15:42 What the...
00:15:45 Duck?
00:16:04 Wow!
00:16:07 No! No! No! No! No!
00:16:16 Mom, Dad, there's a ship in the...
00:16:48 My car!
00:16:53 Open wide
00:17:39 The battle for our world has begun.
00:17:43 -Captain, mobilize the army.
00:17:46 Right, men, move it!
00:18:13 Are they hostile? Will our species survive?
00:18:17 One thing we do know is
00:18:19 that they show no respect for
00:18:22 And speaking of survival,
00:18:24 how will you survive
00:18:28 Give your smile that special glow
00:18:30 Try the sparkle action of Dental Pro
00:18:41 You know,
00:18:43 Yeah. But what I really do best
00:18:52 Now, let's see. Invasion by giant ants.
00:18:56 Invasion by sea monsters.
00:18:58 Invasion by 50-foot woman?
00:19:02 Here it is,
00:19:12 -Keep your eyes on the aliens.
00:19:19 All right, class, let's try it one more time.
00:19:23 The aliens are coming!
00:19:28 Flarc, you were too slow.
00:19:35 I called it. The only question is,
00:19:39 should I be terrified
00:19:41 or happy because I totally called it?
00:19:45 Me, I have a plan.
00:19:48 They're gonna need a native
00:19:50 I'll befriend them,
00:19:56 Speaking of "bam! I'm in..."
00:19:58 A cork?
00:19:59 It's your best defense against the aliens'
00:20:02 The probe.
00:20:04 You put it...
00:20:05 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I get it.
00:20:09 This is yours. I already used that one.
00:20:13 I just remembered, my job.
00:20:15 Gotta go. You know, my boss.
00:20:18 Your boss? No problem.
00:21:09 Neera, you have to choose.
00:21:12 It's either me or Glar.
00:21:15 Oh, Lem, there's no question.
00:21:18 It's you, of course.
00:22:30 Come on! Come on! Come on!
00:22:32 Hello. This is the alien hotline.
00:22:34 Yes. Hi. I've found the alien.
00:22:36 They're here, and no weapon can stop them.
00:22:41 You've got to be kidding.
00:23:02 -Hello?
00:23:05 If you've spotted an alien fleet, dial 1.
00:23:08 For pod people, dial 2.
00:23:15 I can breathe! I can breathe!
00:23:18 You speak my language.
00:23:22 That's amazing! You speak my language.
00:23:25 Yeah. That's what I just said.
00:23:27 You just said, "That's what I just said."
00:23:30 -Say something else.
00:23:33 "Like what."
00:23:38 I'm Captain Charles T. Baker, astronaut.
00:23:44 As-tro-nau-t.
00:23:47 -Ass...
00:23:52 Lem.
00:23:53 Lem.
00:23:56 Either your name is Lem,
00:24:00 Houston, we have a little problem.
00:24:04 -What do you want?
00:24:07 Coffee, light, two sugars.
00:24:09 Do you have any Frappuccino up here?
00:24:13 No, I mean are you here
00:24:17 and, like, eat our brains?
00:24:22 Hold on.
00:24:23 What kind of sick planet is this?
00:24:25 First of all,
00:24:28 Not full of sea monkeys
00:24:31 My mission was to plant Old Glory,
00:24:34 and head back to the Kids' Choice Awards.
00:24:39 -What?
00:24:41 Hey, I'm not the alien here. You are.
00:24:44 -Me? You are.
00:24:46 You are. You... You came to my planet.
00:24:49 An alien planet. Hello.
00:24:52 -Hello.
00:24:55 -Hello... What?
00:24:59 Let's start over.
00:25:01 Look, there's a command module
00:25:04 It's running out of fuel.
00:25:05 It has to leave in 74 hours,
00:25:09 it goes back to Earth without me. Capisce?
00:25:13 I have to get to my ship
00:25:17 Can you help me?
00:25:18 You want me to take you
00:25:21 If they catch me helping you,
00:25:24 I'll lose everything.
00:25:28 Kid... You are a kid, right?
00:25:30 I mean, you're not like
00:25:33 Never mind. Look, kid, you're my only hope.
00:25:36 But I suppose you could leave me stranded.
00:25:41 My wife will have to support the kids.
00:25:44 Eleven. We have 11 kids, always hungry.
00:25:48 Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:51 The important thing here
00:25:55 Alien hotline.
00:26:00 Hello? Are you there?
00:26:04 Hello? Are you there?
00:26:12 Hey, fella. Who wants a donut?
00:26:26 Silly dog!
00:26:49 There's your flying saucer. Now what?
00:26:53 Okay, here's the plan.
00:26:56 You knock out that cop,
00:27:00 You neutralize that one
00:27:01 and handcuff the big guy
00:27:03 That's your plan?
00:27:06 You're one of their own.
00:27:09 -My legs?
00:27:11 No. We're not like your kind, okay?
00:27:15 I'll tell you what, eat this.
00:27:18 -You become invincible.
00:27:21 I can't be seen breaking the law.
00:27:25 -The what?
00:27:27 It means I have a lot of courage.
00:27:29 Now go!
00:27:30 Go on! Go! Go! Go!
00:27:39 Hey, Lem, something wrong?
00:27:45 Left flank. Move it! Move it!
00:27:48 As you can see,
00:27:51 just like in The War of the Worlds,
00:27:53 getting ready for our first close encounter
00:28:14 Attention!
00:28:19 So they've come.
00:28:24 -Captain!
00:28:27 Have your men search the flying saucer.
00:28:29 Yes, sir! Move!
00:28:32 -Hazmat team, go!
00:28:34 Now our brave soldiers
00:28:39 It doesn't look big enough
00:28:42 It's dark in here.
00:28:44 Hey, look!
00:28:47 No sign of the pilot, sir.
00:29:12 Are you getting...
00:29:22 I've never seen such a heinous weapon.
00:29:25 We are up against a cruel, sadistic enemy.
00:29:27 Seal off the town.
00:29:33 I protest!
00:29:35 They're bumming me out
00:29:41 Well, there's one thing you've gotta do...
00:29:42 Never mind, Captain. The alien is right here.
00:29:45 -Grab him!
00:29:48 Glar's not the alien!
00:29:50 Oh, no? Then what do you call this?
00:29:53 -Hair. He likes it long.
00:29:57 You might even say, very alien!
00:30:00 Excuse me! General!
00:30:05 Glar's just trying to say
00:30:14 Lem! Lem, you know astronomy.
00:30:17 If an alien came all this way,
00:30:20 wouldn't it be smart enough
00:30:25 No! No! No! No! No!
00:30:34 I mean, they've come to harvest our organs,
00:30:40 Me?
00:30:41 We should all, all of us,
00:30:46 That's a sensible young man. Let him go.
00:30:49 And the rest of you,
00:30:59 Hi.
00:31:00 Go back to your homes. Show's over.
00:31:23 Okay, come on, come on.
00:31:26 Hurry up. Go! Go! Go! Go!
00:31:30 Great! Just great!
00:31:32 Look, I said I'd take you
00:31:35 Well, there it is. Now, leave.
00:31:41 I'll get you a blanket and a pillow
00:32:00 It's a miracle I'm gonna need.
00:32:26 Oh, you... You like the stone?
00:32:29 Go! Go! Go get it!
00:32:38 There it is! Stop!
00:32:58 Don't move!
00:33:39 Aliens are quite like us,
00:33:43 hypodermic fingertips and hypnotic eyes
00:33:43 hypodermic fingertips and hypnotic eyes
00:33:48 and turn us into an army of zombies
00:33:52 What?
00:33:53 Remember, anyone caught
00:33:58 Jail? This is great!
00:34:02 Yesterday, my life was perfect,
00:34:04 and now, I'm the most wanted
00:34:09 At least you have a world.
00:34:13 I'll probably never see mine again.
00:34:47 Our preliminary procedures
00:34:50 The spacecraft is quarantined.
00:34:52 We're looking for a place
00:34:55 Still no trace of the alien, sir.
00:34:58 Where would you hide if you were an alien?
00:35:01 Hide? Bravo, General.
00:35:03 An alien invader spends over $500
00:35:09 You clown!
00:35:14 -Even yours!
00:35:18 Captain, place me under arrest.
00:35:20 Not so fast, General.
00:35:21 I've trained my superior intellect
00:35:29 You're clean.
00:35:31 But he's a zombie, and those two.
00:35:37 How will we know who is a zombie?
00:35:39 Well, zombies don't feel any pain.
00:35:46 -You're clean.
00:35:48 General, you must capture the alien alive
00:35:53 I will unlock the secrets
00:35:57 Captain, search the town.
00:35:59 Go door to door if you must,
00:36:14 Hello, Plark, if that really is you.
00:36:18 Have a nice day, Serbok,
00:36:26 It's you. It's you!
00:36:28 It's you!
00:36:29 How come I have to go to the dentist
00:36:34 Invasion or not, you've got to go.
00:36:36 My mom's a zombie! Help!
00:36:43 Zombie!
00:36:55 Okay, right, so,
00:37:14 -Okay, let's start at this end.
00:37:18 I'm hearing an irritating, piercing voice
00:37:22 -Oh, shut up. It's me.
00:37:24 It's me, you moron.
00:37:35 Hey, what's that?
00:37:42 Hey, look.
00:37:47 That's funny!
00:37:51 Look at it! Look at the dog!
00:37:56 Mom?
00:38:00 Mom? Mom! Don't come in!
00:38:10 Rover? Boy, am I glad to see you! Rover!
00:38:15 Rover?
00:38:17 He's a probe we sent
00:38:20 Hey, a planet full of aliens,
00:38:25 Bad boy! Bad boy.
00:38:30 -Mom, don't come in!
00:38:34 Can I get your autograph?
00:38:36 Eckle, this isn't a comic book, okay?
00:38:39 I don't mind.
00:38:46 And... And my Humaniacs poster?
00:38:50 And my... And my chest?
00:38:54 Hey, how about a snapshot?
00:38:56 Get one of me looking up at the stars.
00:38:58 -Mom!
00:39:01 I am so in.
00:39:03 I got this guy wrapped around
00:39:06 Let me tell you, this alien's not so scary.
00:39:13 Your personal chef reporting for duty, sir.
00:39:16 May I give you some
00:39:19 I've got a list of
00:39:22 in case you're looking for a light snack.
00:39:24 Skiff, stop.
00:39:27 He's harmless to everyone but me.
00:39:29 Better let me do the talking.
00:39:31 I think he's eyeing you for dessert.
00:39:37 It's kind of cute, the way he does that.
00:39:41 Oh, great. Let's just have a party!
00:39:45 We're doing a routine search for the alien.
00:39:49 Don't shoot! Don't shoot.
00:39:52 It's trying to control our minds.
00:39:54 -What do we do?
00:39:57 That's how they take over your brain.
00:39:59 Brains? That's right, brains!
00:40:02 You are my zombie slaves.
00:40:06 -I want to control your brains.
00:40:10 Its will is too strong!
00:40:19 Hey, Macarena
00:40:21 -Command us, Master.
00:40:24 -Command me, too.
00:40:28 I think I know
00:40:31 Hey, maybe they could get me on my ship.
00:40:37 I'm leaning toward "probably not."
00:40:43 ...an extensive search.
00:40:44 -But I think I know who can.
00:40:47 just to the left of me here,
00:40:51 The High Command
00:40:54 You want our home for your headquarters?
00:40:57 Gee, that would be a great honor.
00:41:01 Honey, tell Lem we have guests.
00:41:05 Lem, there's someone you'd like to...
00:41:17 Check the papers.
00:41:19 Kiss the ship goodbye, Rover.
00:41:25 You really think you can get me on TV?
00:41:28 You're the biggest story in history.
00:41:31 -The whole planet will watch.
00:41:34 Interesting.
00:41:35 I left my hair products on the ship,
00:41:39 You know, astronauts have to deal
00:41:42 I get it. He can tell everyone he's peaceful.
00:41:45 All we need is a safe place, that TV reporter,
00:41:48 and then we can all get on with our lives.
00:41:51 Skiff, the comic book store, let's go there.
00:41:53 Okay, but if he's not housebroken,
00:41:58 We need a slogan, like something that says,
00:42:00 "It's a bummer to make war on the aliens
00:42:06 Hey, Neera! Hi! Hi!
00:42:08 Kill any aliens, Lem?
00:42:10 Oh, no, you don't understand.
00:42:14 Oh, great! This day gets better and better.
00:42:23 General Grawl,
00:42:31 Professor, take a look.
00:42:34 This is obviously alien writing.
00:42:39 It says, "Surrender or die,"
00:42:43 and this is a list of surrender terms.
00:42:48 Diabolical.
00:42:50 What are you doing in Lem's room?
00:42:54 I'm afraid your son is a zombie.
00:43:01 -Hey, kid, what's bugging you?
00:43:04 -What is that, like an alien hernia?
00:43:08 It's the girl of my dreams,
00:43:13 Hate's a strong word.
00:43:18 Plus, there's another guy, Glar.
00:43:21 Okay. You know your problem?
00:43:23 It's not Glar or Neera. It's Lem.
00:43:27 Look at you. You're so left-brain.
00:43:29 Or is it right brain? Whatever.
00:43:31 You're like the chief of control.
00:43:35 We've got a little time.
00:43:38 The doctor is in.
00:43:44 Me and green bean need to talk.
00:43:50 Before we begin, I have a technical question.
00:43:53 Are you considered
00:43:56 -What?
00:43:58 No.
00:43:59 -I mean, I'm okay.
00:44:06 Why do chicks dig me?
00:44:08 Because I'm handsome?
00:44:13 Yes, and yes.
00:44:15 But it's also because
00:44:20 Spot your prey.
00:44:21 Make your move. Show no mercy.
00:44:26 Hey, baby.
00:44:30 I saw you across the bar.
00:44:32 Are sparks flying or is this place on fire?
00:44:38 -You're sure you're not ugly, right?
00:44:40 Baby, tomorrow I go up in space,
00:44:47 Let's make our last night
00:44:54 Lem! The cork!
00:44:56 The cork! Remember the plan!
00:44:59 The only plan here is to get Chuck on TV.
00:45:04 I'll be right back with the reporter.
00:45:07 In charge?
00:45:11 You heard him.
00:45:13 Things are going to be
00:45:15 My wish is your command.
00:45:20 Come on, boys, let's track down this story.
00:45:23 We need an alien for the 6:00 news.
00:45:27 Wait! Stop! Hey!
00:45:30 -We're really upset!
00:45:33 -Upset we really are.
00:45:36 Are we upset, really?
00:45:39 Neera! I need to talk to you.
00:45:42 I thought you were after the alien.
00:45:44 -That's not what's going on.
00:45:48 I...
00:45:49 Mysterious Lem
00:45:53 Tell us the secrets of your heart
00:45:59 I can't say.
00:46:02 Lem, I always thought we'd be together,
00:46:04 but I need someone who doesn't
00:46:08 It's like Glar says,
00:46:14 Maybe you should go.
00:46:24 -Hey, baby.
00:46:27 Is this place sparking
00:46:29 or is fire making this a night
00:46:34 Did I happen to mention I'm not ugly?
00:46:38 Are you crazy?
00:46:46 Hey, is this guy giving you bad vibrations?
00:46:51 Lem was just leaving.
00:46:56 I'm hungry, guys.
00:47:05 Are you kidding me?
00:47:06 If you have to do a number one,
00:47:09 If you have to do a number two, go outside.
00:47:12 And, if it's number three, I can't help you.
00:47:16 Got you, alien! Victory or extinction!
00:47:21 Oh, yeah?
00:47:27 -You missed!
00:47:30 Crush, kill, destroy.
00:47:32 Hey, Master! We want to be destroyed, too!
00:47:39 Quick, cover the camera!
00:47:40 If it gets damaged again,
00:47:56 You're afraid of a widdle storm.
00:48:06 Rover!
00:48:20 Rover!
00:48:21 Sit, Rover! Sit! Stop!
00:48:26 You can't escape the tractor beam.
00:48:28 It's pulling you to your doom!
00:48:39 6:00 news, here we go.
00:48:50 ...going on a journey.
00:48:53 Soon, we will crush the rebel alliance
00:48:55 and control the galaxy.
00:49:00 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
00:49:02 You are a rebel spy
00:49:07 Take her away.
00:49:08 Skiff!
00:49:13 Hasta la vista, baby. You are terminated.
00:49:17 General, over there.
00:49:20 Captain, get your men!
00:49:24 We gotta get out of here now!
00:49:29 Move it! Move it! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:49:33 Chuck, come on!
00:49:37 -Sorry, pal. Too dangerous.
00:49:39 Out!
00:49:41 You there! Stop!
00:49:47 Don't lose him, sir!
00:49:51 Wow!
00:50:01 Don't you ever run off like that.
00:50:04 What if they took you to the pound?
00:50:06 How would I find you?
00:50:09 Lem?
00:50:13 Oh, boy!
00:50:26 We'd better run!
00:50:31 Let's move!
00:50:35 Move! Move! Move! Move! Move!
00:50:40 Move it! Move it! Move it! Go!
00:50:50 Let the doctor handle this.
00:50:52 Ladies, who wants to meet an astronaut?
00:50:58 -Ladies! One at a time!
00:51:02 I'm on Facebook.
00:51:12 Ready?
00:51:19 Look out! The monster!
00:51:26 It's getting away!
00:51:31 -Got you!
00:51:38 -Quick, hotwire the car!
00:51:41 When are you green goobers
00:52:11 -Attention, all personnel.
00:52:15 Why did he do it?
00:52:17 I was gonna teach him to beg
00:52:25 Amazing! The alien's brain is so powerful,
00:52:31 What is it telling you to do?
00:52:35 I think I'm supposed to dig a hive
00:52:38 Yeah. I'm supposed to blow up things.
00:52:41 -I mean, unless you need help with the hive.
00:52:44 -You sure?
00:52:45 Never mind them, Professor.
00:52:48 This thing has all the answers.
00:52:52 Where's your master? Talk!
00:52:59 The flying saucer
00:53:02 to be taken apart and studied.
00:53:04 This reporter is now going to reveal
00:53:10 This reporter has just been told
00:53:13 I will be taken apart and studied.
00:53:25 Oh, look. That's perfect. That's great.
00:53:28 Oh, just great! Perfect!
00:53:31 John Glenn goes around the world,
00:53:34 I went across the fricking universe!
00:53:36 I should be governor, minimum!
00:53:38 But, no,
00:53:48 This stupid rock is my home,
00:53:50 or it was until you came along
00:53:54 I want my life back, unless, I don't know,
00:53:57 maybe there's something else
00:53:59 Who's that?
00:54:03 My boss.
00:54:07 Sorry, Mr. Hucklo.
00:54:11 Maybe a week. I really hope this
00:54:24 Oh, great! Just great! Fired.
00:54:28 Say, why don't you just harvest my organs
00:54:39 Oh, great. Now look what you did.
00:54:45 Lem?
00:55:00 Lem?
00:55:09 You're looking right at my home.
00:55:12 See that star, the little red one?
00:55:15 Circling that star is a planet called Earth.
00:55:18 It's about 20 billion miles away, give or take.
00:55:22 There's no way space is that big.
00:55:24 What? Are you kidding?
00:55:27 There's billions of galaxies,
00:55:32 Next to that, kid,
00:55:39 So, nothing I knew was right?
00:55:43 Come on. You knew about Neera.
00:55:46 I mean, look at her.
00:55:48 Lose the antennae,
00:55:52 I don't have the right stuff, like you.
00:55:58 Kid...
00:56:02 I never had the right stuff.
00:56:07 I'm a button pusher, Spam in a can.
00:56:12 I don't even fly the ship. It's all automatic.
00:56:16 I only got this far on charm
00:56:22 You risked everything
00:56:27 You're the one with the right stuff.
00:56:32 Get out of here.
00:56:37 Finally! We've been looking for you!
00:56:39 Guys!
00:56:41 Great hiding spot. I call the closet.
00:56:44 No way! Let's go fight the army.
00:56:47 How's your species at hiding?
00:56:51 Your call, Captain Baker.
00:56:56 Neither.
00:56:57 I think Lem's saying he wants the closet.
00:57:00 I'll tell you what it's going to be.
00:57:04 Skiff, you were right about Base 9.
00:57:08 -But we don't know where it is.
00:57:11 Rover found me.
00:57:16 Wait, where is Rover?
00:57:20 -It's too painful to talk about.
00:57:24 They've got him at the comic book shop.
00:57:27 Well, then, we've got to go get him.
00:57:29 Hold on.
00:57:32 You can't just stroll through town.
00:57:36 Wait, wait, that new movie,
00:57:40 Yeah. Why?
00:57:55 The citizens of Glipforg
00:57:59 and are bravely going about
00:58:04 Got you!
00:58:06 There's the comic book store. Let's go.
00:58:20 What great costumes!
00:58:22 You two are finalists. Up on stage.
00:58:25 We're not here to enter the contest.
00:58:29 Then why are you dressed like aliens?
00:58:32 We're here to win the contest.
00:58:36 -What?
00:58:38 Trust me. Trust me.
00:58:51 Private, come here.
00:59:02 Hold your fire, soldier.
00:59:04 Take us to your leader.
00:59:08 Welcome to
00:59:19 We're really upset! We're really upset!
00:59:24 Let's hear it for the finalists.
00:59:27 What are we supposed to do?
00:59:29 Give them their daily
00:59:33 Hello, Humaniacs!
00:59:56 Come on, Lem!
01:00:10 Look at me. Watch this.
01:00:18 Yeah! That's it!
01:00:23 Bust a move, green machine.
01:00:43 All right!
01:00:52 The alien!
01:01:06 Lem!
01:01:08 Over here!
01:01:11 There he is!
01:01:18 All of these costumes!
01:01:21 Simple, Captain.
01:01:26 Grab him!
01:01:28 -I got you!
01:01:31 No! No! Get off!
01:01:34 Okay, keep back.
01:01:43 Move.
01:01:51 Time to meet the monster face to face.
01:02:01 Look at it, Professor. It's hideous.
01:02:06 Hey, you try wearing
01:02:12 What a remarkable brain you must have.
01:02:14 An incision here and here,
01:02:22 No! You're making a mistake! He's friendly!
01:02:26 This poor boy's obviously a zombie.
01:02:28 -I'll remove his brain, too.
01:02:44 You are no longer needed, slave.
01:02:48 I release you. Return to your puny life.
01:02:52 Kid, I'm going down anyway.
01:02:55 There's no need for you to come with me.
01:02:59 Thanks for everything.
01:03:04 How about it, Professor?
01:03:07 Difficult to tell.
01:03:10 Do you still believe the alien is friendly?
01:03:18 -No.
01:03:23 Oh, Lem! We're so glad you're not a zombie!
01:03:28 What about the alien spawn, sir?
01:03:31 I want it destroyed, one little piece at a time.
01:03:40 All right, let's get these aliens to Base 9!
01:03:45 Not that it exists.
01:03:56 Move it!
01:03:59 Go on.
01:04:02 Get in!
01:04:20 We're here to honor
01:04:23 a harrowing ordeal at the hands
01:04:28 Lem, come on out!
01:04:31 Son?
01:04:38 Lem, I understand you'll be working
01:04:43 teaching about the mysteries of space.
01:04:45 Give us a preview of what we'll learn.
01:04:52 Well, we know everything
01:04:56 -It's 500 miles long
01:05:03 -Remarkable!
01:05:06 Space isn't 500 miles. It's not.
01:05:10 It's so much bigger than we can imagine.
01:05:14 There's billions of galaxies,
01:05:18 and next to that, our planet is just...
01:05:23 Excuse me.
01:05:39 Lem?
01:05:42 I know I was kind of harsh. I'm really sorry.
01:05:49 Oh, hi, Neera.
01:05:51 -What are you doing?
01:05:54 It's how they start cars on Earth.
01:05:56 Lem, I was thinking...
01:06:00 Well, you know, now that this is all over...
01:06:03 -Yeah, Neera?
01:06:10 Lem, you left everyone hanging!
01:06:14 -I'm going to go find Chuck.
01:06:17 -It's impossible without Rover!
01:06:23 I can still hear his wagging little antenna.
01:06:27 Rover?
01:06:28 Rover!
01:06:32 Rover! Rover!
01:06:35 You're alive!
01:06:36 But how did you get out?
01:06:43 Good going, boy!
01:06:45 Rover, Rover, can you find Chuck?
01:07:03 You're going with me?
01:07:07 All right!
01:07:24 Thought you could take over our world?
01:07:26 Your kind knows no decency.
01:07:29 -You mean chick magnets?
01:07:33 Tell us your invasion plans.
01:07:36 And don't bother taking over my mind.
01:07:38 If you do,
01:07:42 If you take over Captain Kisno's mind,
01:07:44 Lieutenant Groit has orders to shoot him.
01:07:46 If you take over Lieutenant Groit's mind,
01:07:47 Sergeant York will shoot Captain Kisno,
01:07:51 along with these three soldiers.
01:07:53 Each man has a designated target
01:07:56 Should you succeed
01:07:58 Corporal Hisk has orders
01:08:02 If this fails, the entire base is rigged to blow
01:08:07 General, sir? Am I supposed to shoot
01:08:11 -I shoot Kolski.
01:08:13 -Well, then who shoots Kolski?
01:08:16 That won't be necessary.
01:08:19 Captain Kisno and graze Corporal Hisk.
01:08:21 Yes, sir!
01:08:22 Not yet!
01:08:25 -Drop your weapon!
01:08:27 No! You first.
01:08:28 -You're mine, Hecknavar!
01:08:30 Drop it, dirtbag!
01:08:43 Hold your fire!
01:08:54 Hold your fire!
01:09:01 Captain Kisno, get everyone out of here.
01:09:06 You're not thinking
01:09:09 All right, if you won't tell us,
01:09:12 there's another way
01:09:15 Professor Kipple!
01:09:19 He's all yours.
01:09:56 He thinks we've found him.
01:10:04 Hang on, Chuck. We'll find you.
01:10:18 There you are.
01:10:22 Now, we'll have that brain out in no time.
01:10:25 You don't want my brain. It's useless.
01:10:27 I spent four years at a party school.
01:10:36 Hello? Anyone here?
01:10:44 -Skiff, what are you doing?
01:10:48 I'm not going to get caught.
01:11:06 Hey! Look, look, look.
01:11:27 The thing with the...
01:11:29 I mean, it just went over the... Wow!
01:11:59 Base 9.
01:12:01 This is amazing! I was right again!
01:12:09 How do we get in without being seen?
01:12:26 Well, I tried to get along
01:12:32 But I'm sorry, Officer
01:12:37 There's one thing you've got to do
01:12:41 Stick it to the, stick it to the...
01:12:43 Stick it to...
01:12:49 Now!
01:12:54 Cool.
01:12:58 I don't suppose
01:13:51 Yeah! Good work, Rover!
01:14:00 Guys! This is so Luke Skywalker!
01:14:05 By the way,
01:14:08 -How much time is left?
01:14:12 Rover here will take us right to my ship.
01:14:17 That's a funny place for his antenna.
01:14:21 Captain, I want the whole base on red alert!
01:14:24 Yes, sir!
01:14:25 General, you must save its brain!
01:14:28 I'm more concerned with saving a world.
01:14:55 That professor's a genius.
01:14:58 I feel positively effervescent.
01:15:01 In fine fettle. What a salubrious experience!
01:15:04 Well said. Cheers!
01:15:34 My ship!
01:15:36 Way to go, kid!
01:15:44 Step away from the flying saucer!
01:15:48 And put your hands in the air.
01:16:04 There was never a chance you'd get away.
01:16:11 You'd destroy the whole base
01:16:15 -That is sick!
01:16:18 Sick? Sick, young lady, is helping
01:16:22 Sick is befriending a creature
01:16:28 Sick is... Well, look, it's right in front of you!
01:16:32 I'm sorry, Professor. It's too dangerous
01:16:41 Wait! Wait! Wait! Stop!
01:16:43 General, I know what you're afraid of,
01:16:49 It's not monsters or aliens.
01:16:52 It's the unknown.
01:16:56 I've spent my whole life running from it,
01:17:03 but I'm telling you,
01:17:08 It can be your best friend.
01:17:10 And just when you think that it means
01:17:14 it's really just the beginning.
01:17:20 Base destruct, two minutes.
01:17:25 What are you looking at? Run!
01:17:35 Take that!
01:17:45 Everyone on board! Let's go!
01:17:47 Attention, all personnel.
01:17:59 -What are you doing?
01:18:03 -Why not?
01:18:30 Base destruct, 60 seconds.
01:18:40 -There's no time for autopilot.
01:18:43 I'm going to have to pilot this bucket.
01:19:06 Base destruct in 15 seconds.
01:19:08 She is so heavy!
01:19:13 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
01:19:19 five, four, three, two, one.
01:19:32 Yeah!
01:19:57 You guys should check this out.
01:20:26 -Hey, what do you think?
01:20:29 I am definitely coming back here.
01:20:45 Am I a zombie now?
01:20:49 This guy reads too many comic books.
01:20:56 Hey, Neera, now that this is all over,
01:21:02 -would you want to...
01:21:04 But you didn't hear what I was gonna...
01:21:13 Gross!
01:21:17 Strap in, everyone,
01:21:58 Hey, it's Lem!
01:22:03 Hi!
01:22:06 The General, too.
01:22:08 The monster!
01:22:11 It's all right, Chief. He's with me.
01:22:14 Soldiers, attention!
01:22:16 There is among us an astronaut.
01:22:25 Captain, thanks for coming back for me.
01:22:28 A pleasure, General.
01:22:31 Maybe next time you have guests
01:22:38 Kid, how would you like to be president
01:22:41 of the local
01:22:47 Oh, yeah!
01:22:48 Oh, can I join?
01:22:51 Be a good boy,
01:22:58 Rover, you coming?
01:23:02 Or do you want to stay here?
01:23:06 Rover! My little bitty boy!
01:23:19 Lem, you saved my life.
01:23:24 You saved mine, too.
01:23:32 That was a man hug, just then.
01:23:37 Hey, take care of this guy, okay?
01:23:48 You're a great planet, and your '50s are fine,
01:23:51 but give me a call when you get to the '60s,
01:23:54 'cause that's gonna be fun.
01:26:22 Doc, that brain operation was inspired.
01:26:27 You simply must try it.
01:26:29 No, no, no, no! No! No, no.
01:26:39 Oh, no, no, boy. Easy, easy.
01:26:41 Not the tongue. Not the...
01:26:46 This is gonna be a long trip.