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Planet Terror
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They called him Machete. |
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$70 a day for yard work. |
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100 for roofing. |
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Get in. |
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125 for septic. |
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Sewage. |
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Have you ever killed anyone before? |
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As you may know, |
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are being forced out of our country |
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for the good of both our people. |
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Our new senator must die. |
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And for that I will pay you $150,000 |
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cash. |
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He was given an offer |
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I cost the most... |
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'cause I'm the best there is. |
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Aah! |
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Set up, double-crossed, |
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and left for dead. |
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I took a vow of peace. |
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And now you want me |
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Yes, bro. |
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I mean, Padre. |
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I'll see what I can do. |
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He knows the score. |
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Where are my wife and daughter?! |
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He gets the women. |
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$ He's back $ |
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$ Machete $ |
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And he kills the bad guys. |
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No! |
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Oh, shit. |
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You mean that a Mexican day laborer |
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is a goddamn Federale?! |
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But they soon realized... |
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He's coming after us. |
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...they just fucked with the wrong Mexican. |
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- Uhh! |
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Suspense. |
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Aaaah! |
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Emotion. |
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Please, Father, have mercy. |
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God has mercy. I don't. |
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If you're gonna |
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you better make damn sure |
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Machete. |
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Rated "X". |
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Brought to you from your friends |
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Real pretty tonight, Holly. |
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God damn it, girls. |
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If you're gonna do that shit, |
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Smokin' hot. Whew! |
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Cherry, darlin', |
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you can't be up there cryin' |
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You know what a go-go dance is? |
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Useless talent number 12? |
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No, it's a happy dance. |
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You get up there |
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It's go-go, not cry-cry. |
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I'm quitting. |
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You say that |
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I mean it this time. |
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I need a dramatic change in my life. |
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I've always said you're funny. |
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Like that Chris Rock... |
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But if you don't stop |
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I'm gonna have to fire |
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and I don't want to fire your ass |
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"Any girl leaving early |
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"must check out with their finger |
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and have a bye-bye slip. " |
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Here's my finger. |
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And here's my bye-bye slip. |
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We're gonna need some cash. |
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Dick. Fuck! |
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Aah! |
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Oh! |
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Ass bag! |
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Aah! |
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All right, boys. Come on. |
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All right, all right. Come on. |
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You guys know the drill, huh? |
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Wait here, Lieutenant. |
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I'll handle this. |
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Hey, Abby. |
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I can see you've had |
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Would you like to tell me |
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Well, they-they escaped. |
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Uh... |
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All three? |
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Yeah, I- |
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I don't know, uh- |
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I don't know how they did it. |
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I'm sorry, Romey, |
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And you know the rules. |
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Hold on. |
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I'm out. |
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You're not gonna |
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Not so fast. |
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I also want your balls. |
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I'm really quite attached to them. |
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Oh, sweetheart. |
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I was really attached to my specimens. |
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Now they're out there in the night |
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I can't do it, Abby. Please. |
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Hey. Hey! What are you guys- |
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Let me go, you motherfuckers! |
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Son of a bitch! |
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You don't need Abby! |
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There's more! |
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There's more! |
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Fuck! Motherfucking pussies! |
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Let me go, you son of a bitch! |
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No! No! No! Aah! |
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Aaaaah! |
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Pick this up, please. |
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Where's the shit? |
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The shit's right there. |
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The deal is still good. |
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No, it's not. |
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You held out on me. |
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Now I want all of it. |
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Uhh! |
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Look s like I got you |
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You certainly have. |
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So... |
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I'll ask you one more time. |
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Where's... |
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the... |
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shit? |
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Everywhere. |
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Oh, balls. |
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Get that thing away from my pumps! |
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It's just overheating. |
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I need to get to town. |
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It's just a stripped radiator cap. |
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Water leak s when it heats up. |
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No pressure. |
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You okay? |
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I'm just cherry. |
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Go on and have a seat anywhere. |
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Here, take this with you. |
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That's your good spring water. |
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Ain't nothin' good about it. |
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I get it right there out of the dam. |
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Thank s... |
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J.T. |
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We're serving inside tonight. |
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The best barbecue in Texas |
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I gotta go. |
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Savin' lives, are you? |
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Now, how did you know that? |
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Now, that's a rump roast. |
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Mmm. |
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Open the shades. |
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Get some light in here. |
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Nice night. |
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Coffee. |
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Oh, shit. |
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I couldn't get off work this week. |
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But you only have to stay till 10:00. |
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A friend of mine will be here before |
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I'm going to eat your brains |
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What did I tell you? |
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- Didn't I tell you that? |
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There's a packed suitcase |
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Give it to Tony to take with him |
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I'll leave him watching TV. |
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But you need to be here |
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Thank you. |
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Hey, what happened to your tooth? |
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Fell out. |
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Wow. |
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Think you can say a prayer |
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No dead bodies for Da-da tonight. |
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No dead bodies for Da-da tonight. |
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Amen. |
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Who was that you were talking to? |
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Babysitter. |
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She's on her way. |
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- You believe her? |
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Me, neither. |
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Fucking catastrophe. |
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- Hey. |
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- How's it goin', J.T.? |
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- Still open, I see. |
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Cup of coffee |
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Free of charge. |
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Tonight... |
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is a special night. |
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What's so special about tonight? |
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Been open 25 years. |
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You should've thrown a party. |
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I did. See the balloons? |
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You're the second person |
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Who's the first? |
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Right there. |
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Must be passin' through. |
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Seems only strangers eat here. |
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I still eat here, J.T. |
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Oh, yeah, you sure do. |
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By the way, don't choke |
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Hello, Palomita. |
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I don't go by that name anymore. |
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Why not? |
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'Cause it's the name you gave me. |
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So, uh... |
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you ever become that- |
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Never did. |
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I thought for sure you would. |
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Talked about it enough. |
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That's the problem with goals- |
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they become the thing you talk about |
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That's my jacket. |
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I looked for it for two weeks. |
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Yeah? How long did you |
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Yeah, well, the jacket belonged to me. |
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So, um... |
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what are you doing now? |
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I'm going to be a standup comedian. |
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Really? |
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You're not funny. |
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That's what I've been trying |
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but they all say I'm hysterical. |
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But you're not. |
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Great. Well, that's just fantastic, |
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because I believed everybody, |
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Now what am I gonna do? |
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Yeah. Yeah, that- |
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There's a difference |
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and being dick. |
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Yeah, well... |
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it was really good seeing you again. |
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Oh. Um... |
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what name do you go by now... |
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in case I want to catch |
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Cherry. |
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Cherry Darling. |
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Sxounds like a stripper. |
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No, it sounds like a go-go dancer. |
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There's a difference. |
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Right. |
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Well... |
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you'll always be Palomita to me. |
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I need a ride. |
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What do you say, El Wray? |
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I'll give you a ride. |
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Good-bye, Bill. |
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- Don't you mean "see you later"? |
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Hey. What's up, Doc? |
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The little lady's lookin' |
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Look s like she could suck |
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I'm kiddin'. Heh. |
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- Take a look at that shit. |
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Well, uh... I got bit. |
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Bit? Bit by what? |
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Well, if I told you, |
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I need some Bactine or something? |
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Whew. |
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Can't you just... sew it up? |
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Well, normally I would. |
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I'd even be doing something |
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The only problem is |
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Oh, shit. Check this out. |
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When this was still a military hospital, |
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this one guy came back |
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Whew! |
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Chronic herpetic lesions. |
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When he urinated, it came out |
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kind of like a fountain. |
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Oh, Jesus. |
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Well, how'd you treat it? |
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Fuck that. I was never in Iraq. |
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Good for you. The shit they spread |
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I swear to God. |
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a friend of mine brought back |
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Incredible. They were |
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Mustard gas- |
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Actually, I still have those in my fridge. |
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Bot fly, do you think? |
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Chronic viral ulcerative lesion. |
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That look s like gout. |
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He's running a temperature of 105. |
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- Is that bad? |
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Bad will be 108. |
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You could have a seizure, |
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And-and probably die. |
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Say "ahh. " |
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- Ahh. |
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Oh, nice. |
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Black abscessed tongue. |
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All abscesses |
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What are you doing? |
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Shut up, Joe. |
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Baby... get the needles. |
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Be right there. |
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Right now. |
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Asshole. |
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It's spreading. |
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Holy shit. |
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- When did you say you got this bite? |
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See this? |
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This shows the advanced stages |
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- And this over here... |
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...shows the swelling of tissues |
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See, you're telling me |
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- Yeah, just like a half hour ago. |
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is a deep impact wound |
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and secondary bacterials, |
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and that, by the accumulation of |
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indicates that you've had this bite |
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Uh... uh, at least 14 days. |
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Could that be possible? |
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14 days? No way. I mean- |
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Well... what is today? |
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Today's Wednesday. |
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The 15th. |
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Of April. |
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Aw, hell. Can't I just get |
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We gotta lose the arm, Joe. |
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Lose the arm? |
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It's spreading all the way |
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Now, if we don't sever that arm now, |
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and we can't very well |
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Well, shouldn't I get a second opinion? |
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Hi, Joe. |
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I'm going to give you |
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so you won't feel anything |
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These... |
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.. are my friends. |
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My yellow friend... |
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- ... is just to take the sting off. |
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My blue friend... |
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you'll barely feel. |
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That means my yellow friend |
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See how fast my friends work? |
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And after my red-headed friend.. |
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.. you'll never see me again. |
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.. see me again, see me again. |
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They all react differently. |
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Now what? |
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Dedicated to our own Jungle Julia.. |
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in loving memory. |
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It's not the radiator. |
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Damn it. |
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All right. |
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Fuckin' thing. |
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Cheap-whoa. |
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Damn light. |
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Ohh. |
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Hey. Hey! |
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Hey! Bastard! |
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Bastard! |
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Oh, thank God. |
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Oh. |
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Oh. Hey! |
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Hej! Hej! |
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Get outta |
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Ohh! Stop! |
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Stop! |
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Please! Stop! |
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No! No! |
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What the hell was that? |
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People picking up road kill. |
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What, like an armadillo? |
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Deer. |
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You get a lot of them around here. |
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You know, I read a statistic that said... |
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that the eating of venison has risen |
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60% of that's from road kill. |
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People eat road kill? |
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If you're driving out here |
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and a deer darts out |
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if you blink or brake or swerve- |
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shit, you'll just kill yourself. |
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So, what do you do? |
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Just pick 'em off... |
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just like this. |
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Send it flying away from you. |
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Unacceptable. |
| 00:29:08 |
Not really. |
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It's just a clear case of you or him. |
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Or her. |
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Oh, fuck! |
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Aah! Aah! |
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Cherry? |
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I thought you said if you saw a deer, |
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It wasn't a deer. |
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Cherry! Cherry! No! |
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Aah! |
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Palomita. |
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- Don't let her die on me, Block. |
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Car accident. Heavy contusions |
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possible spinal trauma... |
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one severed limb. |
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Where's the leg? |
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Three sickos attacked her. |
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I shot at them. |
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I never miss. |
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They took the leg with them. |
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You'll have to come with us, Wray. |
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He has to sign her in. |
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Do what, now? |
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Well, he's with her. |
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He can fill this out after we talk. |
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Okay. |
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Okay! Fuck! |
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Hey, Block. |
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No, you do it. |
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Suit yourself. |
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What are you doing |
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Nothing. |
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Just thinking about maybe doing |
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Come on, Wray. |
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You know you're not supposed |
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Not even hunting? |
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Not even hunting. |
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Not with your history. |
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And here I stick my neck out for you. |
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I stick it out far. |
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Now you've got a gal in your wrecked truck |
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A missing leg that's now missing? |
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And here you're saying |
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that someone up and snatched it? |
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And that you shot at 'em with a gun |
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that you never should've had |
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And that now they're gone? |
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What if I find the leg? |
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So, now you know where it is? |
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You'll tell us where it is, |
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Sheriff, can we finish |
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My thought exactly. |
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I know it sounds a little arrogant |
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"Best damn barbecue in Texas... " |
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"Period. " |
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But, hell... |
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who's gonna come in here |
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Oh, yeah. |
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Mm. |
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I'm workin' on the perfect sauce. |
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Yeah. |
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That'll put me on the Food Channel. |
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Put this place back on the map |
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I'll talk to you later. |
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Can I interest y'all in a plate of |
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You're from Dinky's, ain't ya? |
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Well, you tell that sumbitch, |
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he think s he's gonna come over here |
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well, I got a double-barreled answer |
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God damn, that's good. |
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Doctor Block! |
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Three fresh ones rollin' in! |
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Christ, you're kidding. |
| 00:33:48 |
Automobile accident |
| 00:33:51 |
DOAs? |
| 00:33:52 |
Have Andy pick 'em up. |
| 00:33:54 |
He's already on 620 |
| 00:33:57 |
Fucking Wednesday nights. |
| 00:34:01 |
That's unsanitary, Doc. |
| 00:34:03 |
Not if I'm the only one using it. |
| 00:34:05 |
Helps me monitor |
| 00:34:07 |
Yeah, don't get all worked up |
| 00:34:10 |
Fuck. |
| 00:34:11 |
You might cut yourself pretty good. |
| 00:34:13 |
Then I'd know I was not calm. |
| 00:34:21 |
Yeah, what do you say now, Doc? |
| 00:34:25 |
Somebody call my wife. |
| 00:34:46 |
DC-2? |
| 00:34:49 |
Mm. |
| 00:34:52 |
Yeah. |
| 00:34:55 |
Well, what about |
| 00:35:00 |
Yeah. |
| 00:35:04 |
Okay. Gotcha, gotcha. |
| 00:35:08 |
Well, boys, I'm beat. |
| 00:35:11 |
I gotta get home. |
| 00:35:13 |
All right, then. |
| 00:35:16 |
Hey, Wray. |
| 00:35:18 |
You in trouble again? |
| 00:35:19 |
Just passin' through, I hope. |
| 00:35:21 |
Well, me, too. |
| 00:35:23 |
How's the wife, Earl? |
| 00:35:26 |
Well, she's not too good. |
| 00:35:28 |
Thank s for askin'. |
| 00:35:31 |
Most of it's her own doin', you know. |
| 00:35:33 |
Smokin' them goddamn cigarettes. |
| 00:35:35 |
Pack a day for 40 years. |
| 00:35:38 |
Yeah, she doesn't want anything |
| 00:35:41 |
So... it does take its toll. |
| 00:35:46 |
You don't smoke, do you, Wray? |
| 00:35:49 |
No. |
| 00:35:50 |
That's probably good. |
| 00:35:55 |
See y'all. |
| 00:35:59 |
You're gonna start by telling me |
| 00:36:01 |
when you first started |
| 00:36:04 |
And then we'll move up |
| 00:36:06 |
to when you first set eyes |
| 00:36:53 |
Okay. |
| 00:36:55 |
Okay. |
| 00:37:07 |
Sheriff Hague. |
| 00:37:08 |
It's J.T., Sheriff. |
| 00:37:10 |
J.T., how's the barbecue business? |
| 00:37:13 |
Ever since that bastard landlord |
| 00:37:17 |
Well, I'm real sorry |
| 00:37:19 |
I wish there was something |
| 00:37:21 |
Right now I ain't callin' my brother. |
| 00:37:24 |
I'm listening. What's the trouble? |
| 00:37:26 |
Well, there ain't no trouble. |
| 00:37:28 |
I got two delinquents been hangin' |
| 00:37:31 |
They won't purchase |
| 00:37:35 |
Oh, never mind. Here they come. |
| 00:37:37 |
You cook that meat |
| 00:37:40 |
I don't remember. |
| 00:37:43 |
You give me that recipe, or I'll raise |
| 00:37:46 |
Brother, ain't no Texan's ever gonna |
| 00:37:49 |
That's a fact. |
| 00:37:51 |
I could be bleedin' like a stuck pig, |
| 00:37:53 |
I could be dyin' in your arms, |
| 00:37:56 |
- Heh heh heh. |
| 00:38:02 |
You gonna look... |
| 00:38:05 |
or you gonna eat? |
| 00:38:15 |
You called for me? |
| 00:38:16 |
I need for you to see this. |
| 00:38:20 |
Look s like a no-brainer. |
| 00:38:22 |
What does that mean? |
| 00:38:23 |
No brain. |
| 00:38:25 |
Scooped clean out of her skull. |
| 00:38:28 |
Oh, oh, oh! |
| 00:38:30 |
Don't tell me. |
| 00:38:33 |
You think? |
| 00:38:35 |
Oh, sure, yeah. |
| 00:38:36 |
Thank you. That'll be all. |
| 00:38:46 |
Oh... |
| 00:38:51 |
Did you know she was back in town? |
| 00:38:55 |
No. |
| 00:38:58 |
I didn't. |
| 00:39:05 |
What happened to her? |
| 00:39:08 |
I don't know, baby. |
| 00:39:15 |
I thought you stopped |
| 00:39:20 |
We have. |
| 00:39:22 |
Well, yes, you have now- |
| 00:39:26 |
I mean, we- |
| 00:39:34 |
I- |
| 00:39:35 |
I haven't talked to her in a while. |
| 00:39:42 |
But you've written each other. |
| 00:39:48 |
Here and there. |
| 00:39:50 |
But not- |
| 00:39:51 |
What are you doing?! |
| 00:39:54 |
Let me see your last three messages. |
| 00:39:58 |
- You have no right. |
| 00:40:01 |
I don't have a right? |
| 00:40:07 |
Show it to me. |
| 00:40:09 |
Show it to me. |
| 00:40:11 |
No. |
| 00:40:13 |
Aah! |
| 00:40:14 |
Now, that's just to take the sting off. |
| 00:40:20 |
Show it to me. |
| 00:40:22 |
No, please. |
| 00:40:24 |
- Show... it... to... me! |
| 00:40:31 |
Now let's see how fast |
| 00:40:45 |
That's pretty fast. |
| 00:40:50 |
Oh, what do I know, my love? |
| 00:40:53 |
Exactly. |
| 00:40:55 |
That you're a cheating, lying... |
| 00:41:01 |
sack. |
| 00:41:03 |
I didn't want to hurt you. |
| 00:41:05 |
But you did. |
| 00:41:08 |
Bill... |
| 00:41:09 |
you're insane. |
| 00:41:14 |
And I was afraid... |
| 00:41:17 |
of what you might do to me, |
| 00:41:19 |
to our son. |
| 00:41:22 |
I'm the mother of your son. |
| 00:41:25 |
Aah! |
| 00:41:30 |
And after this one... |
| 00:41:33 |
I'll never see you again. |
| 00:41:50 |
Doc. |
| 00:41:51 |
What? |
| 00:41:53 |
You gotta see this. |
| 00:41:55 |
I'll be right there. |
| 00:42:08 |
Where the hell are the bodies? |
| 00:42:10 |
That's what we wanted to show you. |
| 00:42:12 |
They're gone. |
| 00:42:14 |
They didn't just get up |
| 00:42:16 |
$ Mmm-hmm $ |
| 00:42:23 |
Shut the fuck up! |
| 00:42:25 |
Somebody take care of this perp for me |
| 00:42:28 |
What the hell's going on? |
| 00:42:29 |
Ah, he was causin' a ruckus |
| 00:42:32 |
and the son of a bitch |
| 00:42:36 |
Quit your hollerin' and get yourself |
| 00:42:39 |
I'm not exaggerating, |
| 00:42:41 |
He bit my finger clean off! |
| 00:42:43 |
Fucking shit! |
| 00:42:45 |
Get out there and book him, |
| 00:42:47 |
'cause I'll fuckin' kill him |
| 00:42:49 |
Carlos, go get him. |
| 00:42:52 |
Wray, you stay put. |
| 00:43:16 |
Are you sure he's in there? |
| 00:43:19 |
He was. |
| 00:43:20 |
Motherfucker. |
| 00:43:56 |
He's gone. |
| 00:43:58 |
Broke out the window. |
| 00:43:59 |
Where's my finger? |
| 00:44:01 |
Found your ring. |
| 00:44:03 |
Could it be the same guy |
| 00:44:06 |
I didn't get |
| 00:44:12 |
That him over there? |
| 00:45:02 |
Whoa! Whoa! |
| 00:45:03 |
Aah! |
| 00:45:07 |
Wray? |
| 00:45:21 |
Fuck. |
| 00:45:26 |
You motherfucker! |
| 00:45:28 |
Uhh! |
| 00:46:00 |
- No, don't touch him! |
| 00:46:03 |
He's infected. |
| 00:46:04 |
With what? |
| 00:46:05 |
Everything. |
| 00:46:07 |
Wray! |
| 00:46:16 |
Where the fuck |
| 00:46:18 |
I'm gonna go get Cherry! |
| 00:46:20 |
Fine. But we're taking my car. |
| 00:46:28 |
I'm riding with you. |
| 00:46:32 |
Don't make any sudden moves. |
| 00:46:47 |
Viral infections. |
| 00:46:49 |
They came pouring in. |
| 00:46:51 |
Some are rapidly developing |
| 00:46:54 |
Highly contagious. |
| 00:46:57 |
What do you think? |
| 00:46:59 |
Self-preservation comes to mind. |
| 00:47:02 |
Yeah. Let's get the hell out of here. |
| 00:47:06 |
First let me get my wife. |
| 00:48:15 |
I love you, sweetie. |
| 00:48:17 |
There you go, bunny rabbit. |
| 00:48:19 |
Come on, come on. |
| 00:48:21 |
Open up, now. |
| 00:48:22 |
I want you to be around for a while, |
| 00:48:25 |
We don't want you checkin' out |
| 00:48:27 |
God... damn. |
| 00:48:31 |
Ramona. |
| 00:48:33 |
You been fartin' like a goddamn |
| 00:48:36 |
God damn! |
| 00:48:37 |
I hate to do this to you, Earl. |
| 00:48:39 |
but we need every man on the job! |
| 00:48:42 |
The shit has hit the fan! |
| 00:48:43 |
Bring some guns... and ammo! |
| 00:48:47 |
Meet me at my brother's! |
| 00:48:49 |
I gotcha. I'll be there. |
| 00:48:52 |
Gotta eat quick, sweetie. |
| 00:48:54 |
Come on. |
| 00:48:57 |
Ramona. |
| 00:49:01 |
Ramona. |
| 00:49:05 |
Aah! |
| 00:49:39 |
Uhh! |
| 00:49:40 |
Aaaah! |
| 00:49:43 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:50:42 |
What the hell is goin' on? |
| 00:50:47 |
Are you gonna give me a gun? |
| 00:50:49 |
Are you fucking kidding me? |
| 00:51:12 |
Fuck. |
| 00:51:16 |
Oh! Fuck me! |
| 00:51:18 |
God damn it! |
| 00:51:19 |
Let's sort this shit out, boys! |
| 00:51:26 |
Dumbass. |
| 00:51:29 |
Yeah. |
| 00:51:30 |
Not today! Not today! |
| 00:51:32 |
Fucking Wednesday nights! |
| 00:51:36 |
Aaah! |
| 00:52:11 |
Uhh! |
| 00:52:34 |
Palomita? |
| 00:52:39 |
Get up. We're leaving. |
| 00:52:41 |
I can't walk. |
| 00:52:42 |
So what? Get up! |
| 00:52:45 |
- Get- |
| 00:52:46 |
Uhh! |
| 00:52:48 |
Motherfucker. |
| 00:52:50 |
Look at me! |
| 00:52:54 |
I was gonna be a standup comedian. |
| 00:52:57 |
But who's gonna laugh now? |
| 00:52:58 |
Some of their best jokes |
| 00:53:00 |
Let's go. |
| 00:53:01 |
It's not funny. It's pathetic. |
| 00:53:03 |
Would you stop cryin' over fuckin'... |
| 00:53:05 |
spilled milk? |
| 00:53:06 |
I have no leg! |
| 00:53:17 |
Now you do. |
| 00:53:24 |
You could carry me, Wray. |
| 00:53:26 |
Yeah? You never wanted that before. |
| 00:53:29 |
Why start now? |
| 00:53:34 |
Ah-ah! |
| 00:53:37 |
Uhh! |
| 00:53:38 |
Ahh! |
| 00:53:40 |
Uhh! |
| 00:53:44 |
This is fucking ridiculous. |
| 00:53:51 |
The sheriff must've |
| 00:53:53 |
Get in. |
| 00:54:01 |
God damn it, wait for me. |
| 00:54:14 |
My leg's stuck in the door! |
| 00:54:16 |
- It's just wood. |
| 00:54:18 |
Will you just leave it alone? |
| 00:54:20 |
Why is this happening to me? |
| 00:54:22 |
I don't know. Just- |
| 00:54:25 |
stay strong. |
| 00:54:28 |
"Stay"? |
| 00:54:30 |
Yeah, baby. Stay. |
| 00:54:34 |
Okay, my name is Electra. |
| 00:54:37 |
Fucking listen. |
| 00:54:38 |
My name is Electra. |
| 00:54:42 |
It's furry. |
| 00:54:45 |
No. |
| 00:54:47 |
He's a furry one. |
| 00:54:48 |
She goes by Lia, I go by El. |
| 00:54:51 |
Does that make |
| 00:54:55 |
You can call me whatever the fuck |
| 00:55:06 |
Oye, chica. |
| 00:55:08 |
- You said 10:00! |
| 00:55:10 |
We can't be watching your kid |
| 00:55:12 |
Your friend never showed up, |
| 00:55:14 |
That's right. |
| 00:55:16 |
Then start doing it. |
| 00:55:20 |
Oh! |
| 00:55:22 |
Uhh! |
| 00:55:25 |
Tony! We're leaving! |
| 00:55:29 |
Wait, my tarantula. |
| 00:55:30 |
Bring it. Let's go. |
| 00:55:32 |
And my turtle. |
| 00:55:34 |
And my scorpion. |
| 00:55:36 |
We're not all octopuses. |
| 00:55:39 |
"Octopi. " |
| 00:55:40 |
Ohh... come on, let's go. |
| 00:55:49 |
Tony, what did I tell you? |
| 00:55:51 |
You can't bring them all. |
| 00:55:54 |
It's okay. They can live |
| 00:55:57 |
What about my pocket bike? |
| 00:55:59 |
It's in the trunk. |
| 00:56:01 |
Aah! |
| 00:56:02 |
Where do you think you're going, |
| 00:56:07 |
We're gonna fuckin' kill you! |
| 00:56:25 |
Are you sure you want to do this? |
| 00:56:30 |
Everybody grab a badge and a gun. |
| 00:56:32 |
You're all deputies |
| 00:56:35 |
Except for you, Wray. |
| 00:56:45 |
Yo. |
| 00:56:48 |
What do we got? |
| 00:56:49 |
Something's wrong up there. |
| 00:56:52 |
J.T. always comes out and greets. |
| 00:56:54 |
Let's go. |
| 00:56:57 |
Try not to shoot yourselves. |
| 00:57:01 |
Don't shoot each other. |
| 00:57:04 |
But especially... |
| 00:57:08 |
don't shoot me. |
| 00:57:16 |
J.T.? |
| 00:57:25 |
Go on! Get off him, Rusty! |
| 00:57:32 |
God damn, J.T. |
| 00:57:36 |
Yah! |
| 00:57:47 |
Barbecue? |
| 00:57:49 |
Asshole. |
| 00:57:52 |
Damn good sausage link, J.T. |
| 00:57:55 |
Best in Texas. |
| 00:57:57 |
Must've passed out |
| 00:58:01 |
Nice shootin'. |
| 00:58:02 |
Everybody gather up supplies. |
| 00:58:04 |
We head out in 20! |
| 00:58:10 |
I think I nailed it. |
| 00:58:11 |
Holy shit, I think I finally cracked it. |
| 00:58:13 |
I finally found my- |
| 00:58:18 |
Your blood's in it. |
| 00:58:24 |
God damn it, he's right. |
| 00:58:44 |
Hey, my other tooth fell out. |
| 00:58:47 |
Heh. |
| 00:58:50 |
It sure did. |
| 00:58:52 |
Hey, your tooth fell out, too. |
| 00:58:58 |
We're toothless buddies. |
| 00:59:00 |
Oh, we sure are. |
| 00:59:10 |
I want you to open that for Mommy. |
| 00:59:16 |
Now, take the gun. |
| 00:59:20 |
Careful. |
| 00:59:21 |
And if anyone comes to the door |
| 00:59:25 |
I want you to shoot them, okay? |
| 00:59:27 |
I'm not kidding, Tony. |
| 00:59:30 |
You shoot them... |
| 00:59:31 |
just like your video games. |
| 00:59:33 |
You shoot them in the head. |
| 00:59:36 |
What if it's Dad? |
| 00:59:38 |
Especially if it's your dad. |
| 00:59:54 |
And be careful |
| 00:59:56 |
You'll blow your own face off. |
| 00:59:58 |
I'll be right back. |
| 01:00:00 |
I love you. |
| 01:00:23 |
Tony! |
| 01:00:26 |
Aah! |
| 01:00:28 |
Hello, baby. |
| 01:00:33 |
Ohh! |
| 01:00:46 |
I'm gonna eat your brains... |
| 01:00:49 |
and gain your knowledge. |
| 01:00:51 |
Stay away! |
| 01:00:57 |
Look what you did to our son! |
| 01:01:07 |
Stay away! |
| 01:01:14 |
God damn it, I told you |
| 01:01:17 |
Daddy! |
| 01:01:21 |
Get your sorry ass in here! |
| 01:01:23 |
Aah! |
| 01:01:27 |
If it's escape vehicles you want, |
| 01:01:30 |
Right this way. |
| 01:01:32 |
Watch that meat. |
| 01:01:33 |
Meet my wife. |
| 01:01:37 |
Jesse James Custom Dominator. |
| 01:01:39 |
I made Jesse a plate of barbecue |
| 01:01:41 |
he made this baby for me |
| 01:01:44 |
Got anything that could |
| 01:01:48 |
Where's the top? |
| 01:01:50 |
This baby's chopped permanent. |
| 01:01:52 |
Ain't got no roll bar, chicken wire, |
| 01:01:54 |
- No protection. |
| 01:01:56 |
Nitrous-injected, |
| 01:01:59 |
Who are you? |
| 01:02:01 |
I mean, really. |
| 01:02:02 |
Wray's Wreckage. |
| 01:02:04 |
That's what it says on your truck. |
| 01:02:11 |
Are you a wrecker, Wray? |
| 01:02:13 |
I'm nobody. |
| 01:02:16 |
It's the easiest thing to remember. |
| 01:02:20 |
So remember it. |
| 01:02:24 |
Just stack 'em |
| 01:02:29 |
Hey, you want some barbecue? |
| 01:02:30 |
Heh heh heh. Best in Texas. |
| 01:02:33 |
Aw, no, thank s. |
| 01:02:34 |
What's the matter, |
| 01:02:36 |
Oh, I eat meat. |
| 01:02:38 |
I also eat lots of shit. |
| 01:02:40 |
You see this? |
| 01:02:42 |
What's that? |
| 01:02:43 |
Shit-eating grin. |
| 01:02:46 |
You ought to be a comedian. |
| 01:02:48 |
What do you think of the leg? |
| 01:02:50 |
Oh, that's funny. |
| 01:02:53 |
How's your stump? |
| 01:02:55 |
They knocked it out something fierce. |
| 01:02:57 |
Still can't feel a thing. |
| 01:03:00 |
This must be the real Bone Shack. |
| 01:03:04 |
Old J.T. knows how to live. |
| 01:03:07 |
Like fuck he does. |
| 01:03:12 |
I like how you say "fuck". |
| 01:03:14 |
Good. Fuck you. |
| 01:03:17 |
Fuck me? |
| 01:03:22 |
Oh, so, now you're the comedian. |
| 01:03:25 |
Go ahead, drop your pants. |
| 01:03:27 |
That'll be good for a laugh. |
| 01:03:30 |
I highly doubt that. |
| 01:03:38 |
That's my jacket. |
| 01:03:40 |
Yes, I know. |
| 01:03:42 |
I looked for it for two weeks. |
| 01:03:45 |
Look, you were being |
| 01:03:49 |
I was walking out on you. |
| 01:03:51 |
I was cold. |
| 01:03:55 |
So, if you're gonna go on one of your |
| 01:03:59 |
about a fucking jacket, |
| 01:04:01 |
'cause I'd rather fucking freeze |
| 01:04:06 |
Did you find what was in the pocket? |
| 01:04:08 |
Fuck no. |
| 01:04:10 |
Look for it. |
| 01:04:14 |
No, the other one. |
| 01:04:26 |
I was gonna give it to you, |
| 01:04:30 |
You took the jacket. |
| 01:04:32 |
And I looked for it for two weeks. |
| 01:04:37 |
Read it. |
| 01:04:46 |
"Two against the world. " |
| 01:04:50 |
Remember that? |
| 01:04:53 |
I never forgot it. |
| 01:04:56 |
Then why'd you leave? |
| 01:05:00 |
Because you didn't believe in us, |
| 01:05:02 |
or in me. |
| 01:06:25 |
I figured one of them new deputies |
| 01:06:28 |
but not you, Tolo! |
| 01:06:30 |
Sorry. I'm sorry. |
| 01:06:31 |
- Dumbass. |
| 01:06:33 |
- McGraw'a here. |
| 01:06:35 |
- And a whole bunch of others. |
| 01:06:37 |
Come on! |
| 01:06:38 |
Over here. |
| 01:06:40 |
Move your ass! Come on! |
| 01:06:59 |
What did I tell you, Tony? |
| 01:07:02 |
Don't point the gun at yourself. |
| 01:07:06 |
Didn't I tell you that? |
| 01:07:09 |
Thank you for telling me about... |
| 01:07:11 |
you know. |
| 01:07:12 |
Don't mention it. |
| 01:07:14 |
That's an order. |
| 01:07:16 |
If I had known that you were... |
| 01:07:21 |
El Wray.. |
| 01:07:23 |
I wouldn't have given you |
| 01:07:25 |
I didn't mean to be a prick about it. |
| 01:07:28 |
Need-to-know basis, that kind of shit. |
| 01:07:30 |
Take this. |
| 01:07:34 |
Do what you do best. |
| 01:07:38 |
No, you're not! |
| 01:07:40 |
Don't give him the gun. Not.. |
| 01:07:41 |
Give him the gun, Tolo. |
| 01:07:45 |
Give him the gun. |
| 01:07:47 |
Give him all the guns. |
| 01:08:02 |
Holy shit. |
| 01:08:07 |
That boy's got the devil in him. |
| 01:08:12 |
We gotta fight them off. |
| 01:08:14 |
Get to our vehicles. |
| 01:08:16 |
Everyone behind me! |
| 01:08:30 |
Outside now! |
| 01:08:50 |
God damn you! |
| 01:09:02 |
Everybody back inside! |
| 01:09:13 |
You, Skip. |
| 01:09:14 |
Front and center. |
| 01:09:16 |
You go out front, |
| 01:09:19 |
We'll need it to transport |
| 01:09:22 |
You fuckin' crazy? |
| 01:09:24 |
- I'll cover you. |
| 01:09:27 |
I never miss. |
| 01:09:28 |
Come on, Skip. |
| 01:09:30 |
It's go-go. |
| 01:09:32 |
Not cry-cry. |
| 01:09:34 |
Cherry! |
| 01:09:46 |
Oh, dear. |
| 01:09:55 |
Ah! |
| 01:10:13 |
Aah! |
| 01:10:35 |
J.T.! |
| 01:10:37 |
You take whoever you can fit |
| 01:10:38 |
Everyone else on board! |
| 01:10:40 |
Skip, grab the twins! |
| 01:10:41 |
You take the chopper. |
| 01:10:44 |
I need someone else |
| 01:10:45 |
I'll do it. |
| 01:10:49 |
You're bleedin' like a stuck pig. |
| 01:10:51 |
Your vision's blurred |
| 01:10:53 |
Anything else? |
| 01:10:54 |
Don't wreck it. |
| 01:10:57 |
Somebody grab the slaw! |
| 01:10:59 |
You can't have no barbecue |
| 01:11:01 |
- Give me a gun. |
| 01:11:03 |
Fucking cool! |
| 01:11:07 |
All right, y'all, head out. |
| 01:11:11 |
I can take care of myself. |
| 01:11:13 |
Bye, Daddy. |
| 01:11:16 |
Do you remember how to ride a bike? |
| 01:11:18 |
Useless talent number 32. |
| 01:11:21 |
Good. |
| 01:11:22 |
Anyone else have a car? |
| 01:11:29 |
Now, you're sure you're okay |
| 01:11:31 |
Hell yeah. |
| 01:11:35 |
Dakota... |
| 01:11:39 |
Thank s. |
| 01:11:41 |
Your engine is shot |
| 01:11:44 |
But I've got his pocket bike |
| 01:11:48 |
Is it fast? |
| 01:11:49 |
Zero to fifty in four seconds. |
| 01:11:51 |
You ride with her. |
| 01:11:54 |
I'm Cherry. |
| 01:11:56 |
You sure are. |
| 01:11:58 |
Move out! |
| 01:12:00 |
Damn shame. |
| 01:12:36 |
Rusty! |
| 01:12:37 |
Aah! |
| 01:12:39 |
God damn it! |
| 01:12:41 |
Aah! |
| 01:13:18 |
Sheriff! How much ammo we got? |
| 01:13:23 |
Not enough. |
| 01:13:37 |
Don't shoot! |
| 01:13:49 |
All survivors gotta come with us. |
| 01:13:52 |
Especially you... |
| 01:13:55 |
El Wray. |
| 01:13:57 |
I don't go by that name anymore. |
| 01:14:13 |
It's okay. It's okay. |
| 01:14:18 |
We're here in quarantine |
| 01:14:31 |
Where is here? |
| 01:14:33 |
The old army base. |
| 01:14:36 |
El Wray? |
| 01:14:39 |
That you? |
| 01:14:42 |
He's with them. |
| 01:14:45 |
I'm a scientist... |
| 01:14:46 |
and a businessman. |
| 01:14:49 |
Which is why he's gonna tell us |
| 01:14:54 |
They're stealing biochemical weapons. |
| 01:14:57 |
DC-2? |
| 01:14:58 |
Also known as "Project Terror. " |
| 01:15:01 |
Designed to take out an entire populace |
| 01:15:04 |
You were supplying it to them. |
| 01:15:08 |
- That's why they shut you out. |
| 01:15:11 |
It's under our feet. |
| 01:15:13 |
Ten stories down. |
| 01:15:15 |
What about countering |
| 01:15:17 |
Interferes with the neurotoxic delivery, |
| 01:15:21 |
and you're gushing blood and pus |
| 01:15:25 |
Appetizing. |
| 01:15:26 |
The only treatment |
| 01:15:30 |
It delays the negative effects. |
| 01:15:32 |
They need it... |
| 01:15:34 |
like a drug. |
| 01:15:36 |
Correct. But we found that |
| 01:15:38 |
are not affected by the gas itself, |
| 01:15:40 |
and within this small percentage |
| 01:15:43 |
What do you want to do? |
| 01:15:48 |
Mexico. |
| 01:15:49 |
Put our back s against the ocean |
| 01:15:51 |
and defend ourselves from there. |
| 01:15:53 |
No. We have to get back to my lab. |
| 01:15:55 |
This infection will spread |
| 01:15:57 |
to every man, woman and child, |
| 01:15:59 |
unless I finish my antidote. |
| 01:16:02 |
You have an antidote? |
| 01:16:11 |
You! You! |
| 01:16:13 |
Come with us. |
| 01:16:15 |
Move it! |
| 01:16:17 |
Move it, Peggy! |
| 01:16:22 |
Uhh! |
| 01:16:36 |
Do you like Ava Gardner? |
| 01:16:39 |
I'm sorry? |
| 01:16:44 |
Ava Gardner. |
| 01:16:48 |
Yeah, I guess. |
| 01:16:51 |
I was just thinking that you, uh... |
| 01:16:53 |
kind of look like Ava Gardner |
| 01:17:03 |
You got something |
| 01:17:06 |
I have nothing to say to you. |
| 01:17:08 |
You got nothing to say, huh? |
| 01:17:10 |
'Cause I could've swore you just |
| 01:17:14 |
You want to say "fuck you" to me? |
| 01:17:16 |
Not at this moment. |
| 01:17:20 |
You know what this is? |
| 01:17:23 |
A gun. |
| 01:17:25 |
It's simplicity itself. |
| 01:17:28 |
You see, you point it |
| 01:17:31 |
and you pull the little trigger here... |
| 01:17:34 |
and a little bullet comes out of here. |
| 01:17:36 |
And the little bullet |
| 01:17:41 |
And you know what? |
| 01:17:43 |
You don't look like |
| 01:17:51 |
Don't taunt me, tramp. |
| 01:17:53 |
I am not one to be taunted. |
| 01:17:57 |
You got it? |
| 01:18:01 |
Let me here you say, "I got it. " |
| 01:18:03 |
I got it. |
| 01:18:05 |
You damn well better. |
| 01:18:15 |
Tool. |
| 01:18:22 |
God damn it, that's it. |
| 01:18:25 |
I figured it out. |
| 01:18:27 |
Salt. |
| 01:18:29 |
Got it all figured out. It's salt. |
| 01:18:30 |
Bloody is salty. |
| 01:18:32 |
That's all my sauce needed, |
| 01:18:35 |
It just needed a little thickening agent. |
| 01:18:38 |
What are you doing, J.T.? |
| 01:18:39 |
That's all I gotta do, |
| 01:18:41 |
It'd just do the same goddamn thing |
| 01:18:43 |
I tell you what, brother, |
| 01:18:46 |
Don't do nothin' stupid, J.T. |
| 01:18:48 |
It's already got my sweat, it's got my tears. |
| 01:18:54 |
- Drop the gun! |
| 01:18:57 |
- Do it now! |
| 01:18:59 |
Don't shoot! |
| 01:19:00 |
J.T., you all right? |
| 01:19:03 |
Uhh! |
| 01:19:11 |
Hey, you all right, bro? |
| 01:19:13 |
God damn it, |
| 01:19:15 |
Not at all. |
| 01:19:16 |
Wait here. |
| 01:19:18 |
Oh... I sure will. |
| 01:19:22 |
Goddamn sauce. |
| 01:19:32 |
"Women in Cages. " |
| 01:19:35 |
See them in action. |
| 01:19:38 |
See them in love. |
| 01:19:40 |
See them in terror. |
| 01:19:42 |
White skin on the black market. |
| 01:19:45 |
Soft flesh for hard cash. |
| 01:19:48 |
"Women in Cages. " |
| 01:19:51 |
I'm gonna go get my dick wet. |
| 01:19:53 |
She's got one leg. |
| 01:19:55 |
Easier access. |
| 01:19:59 |
You got a point. |
| 01:20:08 |
Get the rest of this shit upstairs |
| 01:20:10 |
Yes, sir. |
| 01:20:25 |
Get Lewis down here. |
| 01:20:29 |
He's getting his dick wet, sir. |
| 01:20:30 |
Get him the fuck down here now! |
| 01:20:43 |
Lewis? |
| 01:20:44 |
Wilson? |
| 01:21:01 |
Where are my men? |
| 01:21:02 |
I've got several right here. |
| 01:21:07 |
What the fuck's this? |
| 01:21:08 |
Their balls, sweetheart. |
| 01:21:14 |
I'm walking out of here |
| 01:21:17 |
- Let us go. |
| 01:21:19 |
Because I earned it. |
| 01:21:20 |
How do you figure that? |
| 01:21:22 |
You want the story? |
| 01:21:25 |
A termite's nest of caves |
| 01:21:28 |
me and my men walking around |
| 01:21:31 |
and our balls in our throats, |
| 01:21:35 |
- Bin Laden. |
| 01:21:37 |
For once, our intel |
| 01:21:39 |
I come around a corner- |
| 01:21:40 |
bam, there he is, |
| 01:21:42 |
Wait. |
| 01:21:43 |
You killed bin Laden? |
| 01:21:45 |
I put two in his heart, |
| 01:21:49 |
So that was you. |
| 01:21:51 |
Yeah. |
| 01:21:53 |
That was me. |
| 01:21:57 |
Class-A clusterfuck. |
| 01:21:59 |
He wasn't supposed to be there, |
| 01:22:02 |
and I sure as fuck wasn't supposed to be |
| 01:22:06 |
So, instead of a chest full of medals, |
| 01:22:10 |
No cure. |
| 01:22:12 |
That is, not until we found |
| 01:22:15 |
willing to sell us batches of this shit. |
| 01:22:17 |
Science comes first, but business |
| 01:22:20 |
Then you realized if you could |
| 01:22:24 |
the experiment and its survivors, |
| 01:22:27 |
you'd find a cure. |
| 01:22:28 |
I swore to my men |
| 01:22:31 |
to keep them alive. |
| 01:22:33 |
And that's what I intend to do, Wray. |
| 01:22:37 |
Understand? |
| 01:22:40 |
I never had a choice. |
| 01:22:45 |
Neither do I, sir. |
| 01:22:50 |
God bless you |
| 01:22:58 |
You're a doctor? |
| 01:23:00 |
Heh. |
| 01:23:03 |
I was earlier tonight. |
| 01:23:06 |
I always wanted to be a doctor. |
| 01:23:09 |
Instead, I can do... |
| 01:23:12 |
this. |
| 01:23:13 |
Ohh. Useless talent number 66. |
| 01:23:21 |
I'm very pliable. |
| 01:23:23 |
A girlfriend of mine |
| 01:23:24 |
She said at some point in your life, |
| 01:23:28 |
you find a use for every useless talent |
| 01:23:32 |
It's like, uh, connecting the dots. |
| 01:23:34 |
I'm not that optimistic. |
| 01:23:37 |
I feel like I'm sinking down the drain |
| 01:23:40 |
She'd say... |
| 01:23:42 |
when you're stuck in that spiral... |
| 01:23:45 |
you reach up. |
| 01:23:47 |
What if there's nothing up there? |
| 01:23:51 |
Just reach up. |
| 01:23:55 |
You're a dancer. |
| 01:23:56 |
I was earlier tonight. |
| 01:23:59 |
Well, I'm pulling you out of retirement! |
| 01:24:04 |
Get your ass up! |
| 01:24:08 |
Now, I'm starved for entertainment, baby, |
| 01:24:12 |
Radio! |
| 01:24:15 |
Wail, baby, now! |
| 01:24:22 |
$ Goin' to a party.. $ |
| 01:24:24 |
That's.. |
| 01:24:25 |
That's what I'm talkin' about. |
| 01:24:29 |
Dance it up. |
| 01:24:31 |
Keep dancing! |
| 01:24:34 |
$ 'Cause now I'm jaded.. $ |
| 01:24:35 |
I have seen me |
| 01:24:41 |
but ain't never seen me |
| 01:24:44 |
I have seen me a stripper |
| 01:24:46 |
and I've seen me a stripper |
| 01:24:49 |
and I've seen me a stripper |
| 01:24:52 |
but I ain't never seen me |
| 01:24:55 |
And I've been to Morocco. |
| 01:24:58 |
Dance, bitch! |
| 01:25:02 |
Break a leg! |
| 01:25:05 |
Break it off! Ha ha! |
| 01:25:16 |
Dance for me, motherfucker. |
| 01:25:18 |
- Uhh! |
| 01:25:20 |
Aah! |
| 01:25:21 |
Ohhhh! |
| 01:25:32 |
You thought it was pretty funny, |
| 01:25:35 |
Actually, yes. |
| 01:25:37 |
You gave me some wood, |
| 01:25:39 |
now I'm gonna give you.. |
| 01:25:41 |
some fuckin' wood! |
| 01:25:44 |
Ah-ah! |
| 01:25:54 |
Ahh! |
| 01:25:57 |
The gas! You need your gas! |
| 01:26:00 |
No! Fuck the gas, fuck it. |
| 01:26:02 |
I'm just gonna have to make this quick. |
| 01:26:16 |
Aah! |
| 01:26:17 |
Uhh! |
| 01:26:18 |
Where'd you get that? |
| 01:26:20 |
Useless talent number 37. |
| 01:26:24 |
Aaaaah! |
| 01:26:45 |
Uhh! Uhh! |
| 01:26:49 |
I broke my leg. |
| 01:26:51 |
That's okay. |
| 01:26:56 |
I do believe in you. |
| 01:26:59 |
Always have. |
| 01:27:01 |
I believe that you could be better. |
| 01:27:03 |
You deserve better, |
| 01:27:06 |
even better than me. |
| 01:27:08 |
Right now, |
| 01:27:09 |
I need you to become... |
| 01:27:12 |
who you're meant to be. |
| 01:27:15 |
Stand. |
| 01:27:22 |
I'd stand clear if I were you. |
| 01:27:31 |
Open that door, will you, baby? |
| 01:27:47 |
Uhh! |
| 01:28:01 |
They've destroyed most of the tank s. |
| 01:28:04 |
Any that are left |
| 01:28:07 |
There are two helicopters, |
| 01:28:09 |
big enough to take all of us. |
| 01:28:12 |
Who can fly? |
| 01:28:17 |
Can anyone else fly a helicopter? |
| 01:28:19 |
I can fly, but... |
| 01:28:21 |
no way in hell I'm gonna fly tonight. |
| 01:28:23 |
Okay. Cool. |
| 01:28:25 |
I'll fly. |
| 01:28:27 |
Let's go. |
| 01:28:35 |
I think we're gonna stay here, Wray. |
| 01:28:38 |
You'll take care of this for me, |
| 01:28:41 |
With pleasure. |
| 01:28:42 |
Three minutes. |
| 01:28:45 |
Your brother's a good man, J.T. |
| 01:28:47 |
Best in Texas. |
| 01:28:52 |
Hop on. |
| 01:28:56 |
No, the other way. |
| 01:28:58 |
Oh. |
| 01:29:02 |
No. The other way. |
| 01:29:51 |
The helicopters are |
| 01:30:01 |
We make a run for it! |
| 01:30:02 |
No! If we all get killed, |
| 01:30:05 |
Don't you get it? |
| 01:30:07 |
We're the antidote. |
| 01:30:09 |
Well, is there another way around? |
| 01:30:11 |
Wait here. |
| 01:30:39 |
I don't suppose there are any other |
| 01:30:43 |
Take that as a no. |
| 01:30:46 |
We have to get over that wall! |
| 01:30:51 |
I was thinkin' we could build us |
| 01:30:55 |
right there where the old one was. |
| 01:30:58 |
You cook, |
| 01:30:59 |
I work the back. |
| 01:31:02 |
You don't make that rent |
| 01:31:06 |
We share the recipe, |
| 01:31:14 |
Start at 250 degrees. |
| 01:31:20 |
I knew it. |
| 01:31:21 |
For how long? |
| 01:31:23 |
- 12 pounds? |
| 01:31:25 |
12 pounds, 12 hours. |
| 01:31:28 |
Wrapped in tin foil, right? |
| 01:31:30 |
I don't use no goddamn foil. |
| 01:31:32 |
Damn. |
| 01:31:33 |
Tomatoes? Fresh? |
| 01:31:36 |
Canned. |
| 01:31:38 |
- No shit? |
| 01:31:39 |
You score me some? |
| 01:31:41 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 01:31:42 |
'Cause we're brothers. |
| 01:31:46 |
Thank you for this. |
| 01:31:48 |
You just remember... |
| 01:31:50 |
you got to take this recipe |
| 01:31:53 |
I think I can. |
| 01:32:22 |
That's our cue. |
| 01:32:26 |
Cherry, darling... |
| 01:32:30 |
it's all you. |
| 01:33:02 |
Let's go! |
| 01:34:09 |
Aah! |
| 01:34:12 |
Wray! |
| 01:34:16 |
Damn it, Wray. |
| 01:34:18 |
Ohh. |
| 01:34:20 |
Okay. You need to get up |
| 01:34:48 |
They told me I'd find you here. |
| 01:34:53 |
I was beginning to lose hope. |
| 01:34:56 |
I'm sorry... |
| 01:34:59 |
but I lied. |
| 01:35:03 |
I did want to hurt you. |
| 01:35:09 |
My turn. |
| 01:35:21 |
No more dead bodies |
| 01:35:26 |
Never did like that son of a bitch. |
| 01:35:31 |
About as useless |
| 01:35:41 |
Don't touch anything. |
| 01:35:42 |
I want to fly it. |
| 01:35:44 |
- He said not to touch anything! |
| 01:35:46 |
- I do know what I'm doing! |
| 01:35:47 |
- Shut up! Shut up! |
| 01:35:50 |
and don't fuckin' touch anything! |
| 01:35:58 |
Everybody sit down! |
| 01:36:06 |
Whoo! |
| 01:36:09 |
Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi! |
| 01:36:16 |
Hit the wipers. |
| 01:36:23 |
Go on, leave me. |
| 01:36:24 |
I am not leaving you here like this. |
| 01:36:27 |
Motherfuckers around here |
| 01:36:32 |
See? I'm funny. |
| 01:36:35 |
I made you laugh. |
| 01:36:37 |
Go to the ocean. |
| 01:36:38 |
Put your back s to it. |
| 01:36:41 |
I'm not leaving you, Wray. |
| 01:36:45 |
It's two against the world. |
| 01:36:48 |
It will be. |
| 01:36:52 |
I promise. |
| 01:36:54 |
I never miss. |
| 01:36:57 |
Don't worry, baby. |
| 01:37:00 |
You'll find your way. |
| 01:37:17 |
Reach up! |
| 01:37:32 |
Reach up! |
| 01:38:21 |
It's like you said |
| 01:38:25 |
I'm like you said I would be. |
| 01:38:28 |
I find the lost... |
| 01:38:31 |
the weary... |
| 01:38:33 |
those that have no hope. |
| 01:38:35 |
I find them and I lead them... |
| 01:38:39 |
to a land we've made for ourselves. |
| 01:38:43 |
The land by the sea. |
| 01:39:20 |
It's beautiful. |
| 01:39:22 |
She's beautiful. |
| 01:39:27 |
I wish you could see us, us two. |
| 01:39:31 |
It's like you said it would be. |
| 01:39:34 |
Two against the world, baby. |
| 01:39:37 |
Two against the world. |
| 01:43:38 |
$ See the pyramids along the Nile $ |
| 01:43:45 |
$ Watch the sunrise from a tropic isle $ |
| 01:43:52 |
$ Just remember, darlin', all the while $ |
| 01:43:59 |
$ You belong to me $ |
| 01:44:05 |
$ See the marketplace in old Algiers $ |
| 01:44:12 |
$ Send me photographs and souvenirs $ |
| 01:44:18 |
$ Just remember when a dream appears $ |
| 01:44:25 |
$ You belong to me $ |
| 01:44:31 |
$ I'll $ |
| 01:44:33 |
$ Be so alone $ |
| 01:44:37 |
$ Without you $ |
| 01:44:44 |
$ Maybe $ |
| 01:44:46 |
$ You'll be lonesome, too $ |
| 01:44:54 |
$ And blue $ |
| 01:44:58 |
$ Fly the ocean in a silver plane $ |
| 01:45:05 |
$ See the jungle when it's wet with rain $ |
| 01:45:11 |
$ Just remember till you're home again $ |
| 01:45:18 |
$ You $ |
| 01:45:20 |
$ Belong $ |
| 01:45:23 |
$ To me $ |
