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Police Academy
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Hello... |
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...Tackleberry. |
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We're gonna miss you around here. |
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The Police Academy's getting a fine recruit. |
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May l... |
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...go now? |
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Affirmative, sir. |
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Ten-four. |
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Yes, of course. |
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Ten-four. |
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You guys. |
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Surprise. |
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The lot's full, mister. |
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Don't give me that crap. |
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You've got a space. |
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The lot's full. |
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Find a spot, dickhead. |
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-''Dickhead?'' |
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''Dickhead?'' |
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Park the car, butt breath! |
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''Butt breath?'' |
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Wait a minute. Hold everything. |
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-Park the car. |
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Wig! Wig! |
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-Red alert! |
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Girls! lt's a rug! |
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What's going on here? Hi, Lou. |
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This rude little punk won't park my car. |
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Mahoney, park this car! |
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There aren't any spots. |
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Do it now or you're fired. |
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That's not fair, the guy has a bad attitude. |
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Do it! |
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l want you to apologize to this man, |
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Yes, sir. |
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l'm sorry. |
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Get out of here. |
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And clean the ashtray, too. |
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l'm sorry, Lou. You just can't get |
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They don't respect customers or property. |
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They don't respect respect. |
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Holy shit! Jesus! |
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lt fits! Damn thing fits. |
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l thought there were no more spaces! |
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Hi, fellas. |
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l don't think l'm supposed |
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You're going to pay for this! |
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And you want to know why? |
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l'll let you know why. lt's no secret. |
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l'm joining the police force! |
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What do you think of that? |
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Now who's in charge? |
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Hey, Sarge, it's him again. |
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l'll call Captain Reed. |
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Sit. And stay there. |
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What are you in for? |
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l'll show you. |
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Goddamn it! Stop that! |
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No, sir, not you. |
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That's terrific. Really. |
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What's your name? |
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Jones. Larvell Jones. |
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Monsignor Larvell Jones. |
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M.D. |
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Let's go, Mahoney. |
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Bye, Monsignor. |
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Doctor Monsignor. |
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Why can't you stay out of trouble? |
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What's wrong with you? |
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Week before that: |
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And l'm getting tired of saving your butt. |
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l only do it because of your father. |
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He was a good friend. |
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Yeah, l know. |
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Mahoney, l've made a decision. |
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l ain't gonna help you this time. |
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You're going to the county lockup. |
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Lockup? |
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Why? l didn't do anything really major. |
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Then let's make a deal. |
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Anything. |
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l want you to go to the Police Academy. |
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The Police Academy? |
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Even if you never graduate, |
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Wait a minute. |
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Wait a minute. Reed? |
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Listen, you've seen the commercials on TV. |
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The Academy's taking all kinds these days. |
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Anybody can get in. |
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Even you. |
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No deal. That's nuts. |
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lt's either that or the lockup. |
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Police Academy or jail. |
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Will l get my own squad car? |
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You'll get 14 weeks of Academy training |
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...starting Monday morning. |
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Fourteen weeks. |
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They can throw you out. |
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But you can't quit. |
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That's the deal. |
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Can l bring a friend? |
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Monsignor Larvell Jones, |
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You decide. |
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Don't go. l love you. |
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l worry about you. |
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And the Police Academy |
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Don't worry. l'll be okay. |
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Everything'll be okay. |
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Start that car and you're a dead man! |
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Honey, l'm late. |
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Pull out of that driveway |
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You move this car an inch |
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Of all the things that you could be |
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A policewoman. |
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But why? |
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Because it's exciting, it's different. |
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lt'll give me a chance to meet interesting |
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People who aren't like you and me. |
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-Look, it's the chief. |
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Hey, mention my name. |
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Cadet Kyle Blankes reporting for duty! |
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Get away from me, you asshole. |
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Yes, sir! |
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Where are we, man? |
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Ecuador. |
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Here we are. l got to go now. Bye. |
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Okay, girls. Remember, l love you. |
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lntroduce yourself around. |
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Do you know all those women? |
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-They're my girlfriends. |
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Carey Mahoney. |
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l'm George Martin. |
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Let's be pals. You're an interesting guy. |
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Are you a cadet? |
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Until l can get myself thrown out. |
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You joined the Academy |
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Hey, you're pretty interesting yourself. |
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Look at that. |
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Just look at that. |
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Look at that scum. |
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When l went through this academy... |
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...every cadet was the right weight, height, |
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Every single one of them. |
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''Johnsons?'' |
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You know.... |
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Yes. |
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Back in the old days, there were Johnsons |
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And what a lovely sight it was. |
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Have you seen these applications? |
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Have you seen what our new lady mayor |
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She is attempting to dismantle... |
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...one of this country's great institutions |
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What do you say to that? |
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The bitch! |
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-Commandant? |
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The mayor says we've got |
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But that doesn't mean |
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You get my drift? |
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Weed the undesirables out. |
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Get rid of them. |
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No problem, Chief. We'll start |
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We don't throw them out. |
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We encourage them to quit on their own. |
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Do you understand? |
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l think l understand, sir. |
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Thank you, Lieutenant Harris, |
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-Lassard? |
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Do you understand? |
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lt's clear as glass, Chief. |
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Then we all know what to do. |
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Sure are a lot of spades around here. |
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Which l think is good. |
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Very good for the Academy. |
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What the hell are you doing here? |
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l want to be a police officer. |
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What? l can't hear you. |
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l want to be a police officer. |
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Don't unpack. |
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Time to get thrown out. |
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Princess! |
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What's your name, Cadet? |
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Thompson. |
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-You live nearby? |
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What's your telephone number? |
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Come on, eyes front. Telephone number. |
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5-5-5-2-4-6-7, sir! |
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Okay, let's see the thighs. |
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Come on, l haven't got all day. The thighs. |
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What are you doing? |
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Meeting women, sir. |
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What's your name, dirtbag? |
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''Dirtbag?'' |
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Your name? |
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Mahoney, sir! |
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Get back in line, Mahoney. |
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Can l have a second with you? |
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l don't really belong here. |
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Get...back...in line. |
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Now! |
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Mom, it's all right. Don't worry. |
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My name is Commandant Lassard. |
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Your training time here will last... |
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...fourteen weeks. |
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You will be schooled in firearms, |
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...many other things. |
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After 12 weeks, some of you |
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Some of you will be.... |
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Here at the Academy.... |
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Here at the Academy.... |
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You will learn.... |
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You will learn.... |
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Princess? Looks more like a prince to me. |
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Give me that dog! |
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But he's mine, sir. |
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But he's a queer. |
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Cadets, proceed to the supply room |
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Fall out! Let's go! Move it! |
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What about guns? When do we get guns? |
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Next. |
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-l'm a size 9, sometimes a size 10. |
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You three dirtbags report |
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Where's that? |
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Find it, rat face. |
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''Rat face?'' |
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He probably meant the other guy. |
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What's that? |
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That's where the commandant |
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Do you know where we get our clothes? |
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Yeah. You got to go right over there. |
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-Here? |
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Go right in and tell them |
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Be out of here by 3:00. |
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Move it, dirtbag. l'm first. |
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And l'm next. |
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For important guys like you, l'll wait. |
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Take it all off. |
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Just a little off the side, please. |
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You can do that? |
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Sure. This ain't the army. |
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Let's go! We've got to find |
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Better listen up, you fart-blossoms! |
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You sure you said Mahoney? |
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l even spelled it. |
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Copeland and Blankes, in here! |
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This man is my physician. |
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Right down here, |
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Right here, Mahoney and Tackleberry. |
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Yes, sir! Thank you, sir! |
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Thank you, l've always wanted to live |
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My pleasure. |
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Mahoney, is it? |
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l'd like to say one more-- |
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The rest of you wimps come with me. |
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''Wimps?'' |
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You're married? |
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Yeah. |
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That's beautiful. |
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To me, marriage is a sacred institution. |
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You and the wife do it doggie-style? |
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Room ready for inspection! |
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Good haircuts, men. |
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Thank you, sir! |
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Damn good haircuts. |
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Thank you, sir. |
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Men... |
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...l've got a little problem. |
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lt seems l've got a squad |
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...a whole big bunch of losers. |
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And l was hoping that you two fine, |
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...might help me to get rid of a few |
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Will you help me out? |
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Yes, sir. |
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Good. |
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l'm Chad Copeland, sir. |
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Good for you. |
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l'm Douglas Fackler. |
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Lieutenant Hoffman, |
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Hey, Thompson! |
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How do l look? |
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That wasn't funny this morning. |
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l wasn't trying to be funny. |
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Would you describe them for me? |
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Well, they're tan, |
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...and luxuriant to the touch. |
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My name is Lt. Harris... |
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...in case you missed it. |
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This is Sgt. Callahan... |
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...in case you missed it. |
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We are the meanest instructors here. |
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We've got you because |
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You people are D-Squad. |
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''D'' for ''dirtbags.'' |
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When l say, ''Hey, dirtbags,'' |
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You people are going to hate my guts |
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l am going to make you sorry |
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lt is traditional here for each squad... |
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...to have two student squad-leaders. |
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l have chosen Cadets Blankes |
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lf these two cadets give you an order... |
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...obey it! |
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l thought it would be nice... |
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...if we were to close out |
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...with a nice little stroll |
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Move out, maggots! |
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This is definitely not Ecuador. |
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Get up, Barbara. Get up! |
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Move it, move it! |
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l could show a movie on your butt, fatso! |
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More! l want more! |
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Lights out in 10 minutes. |
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Lights out in 10 minutes. |
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Game over. |
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Asshole. |
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Police...work...is... |
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...what...you...are... |
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...here...for! |
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Arrest... |
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...procedures... |
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...traffic violations... |
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...high-speed... |
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...driving... |
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...self-defense. |
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You will have many examinations... |
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...which you must pass. |
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Plus... |
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...you will endure an extremely rigorous |
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Do you know what that means, Hooks? |
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l'm not sure, sir. |
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What? |
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Voice commands. |
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We will learn to use our voices |
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Have any of you had any military training? |
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l served with the US Army |
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Anybody else? |
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You have had prior military training? |
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Yes, but not in this life. |
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What? |
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ln a previous life, l served |
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lf you're trying to get thrown out... |
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...l'm afraid, that's quite impossible. |
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lmpossible? What's going on? |
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...you will also learn the Municipal Code. |
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Cadet Mahoney. |
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Report immediately |
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Okay, Mahoney, get going. |
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Lieutenant Harris... |
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...report immediately to the firing range. |
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Excuse me. |
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Callahan, take over. |
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Howdy. |
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No one's allowed in here! |
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l got a problem, Chief. |
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lt's ''Commandant''! |
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Sorry. ls that your fish? |
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No, it belongs to a friend. |
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l want out of here. Right now. |
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Out of this office? |
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No, out of the Academy. |
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That's no problem. You can just quit. |
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l can't quit. |
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Of course you can. |
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Do you know Capt. Reed? |
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Yes. Capt. Reed. You're Mahoney. |
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You're a special case. You can't quit. |
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l know that. |
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And l can't throw you out. |
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Why not? |
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l promised Capt. Reed... |
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...l'd keep you here the full 24 weeks. |
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What? |
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He told me that l could.... |
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l'm trapped here? |
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Well, yes. We all are. |
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This is definitely not for me. |
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Come on, Hooks, get over the wall. |
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Come on, Hooks, get up! |
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Skip it! Go around! You won't make it. |
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Quit, quit, quit! You'll never make it! |
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Sir, l'm terribly sorry, |
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Don't try me, punk. |
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Now, wise guy... |
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...you run, don't trot... |
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...to the supply room, |
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Yes, sir. l'll be back later in the day. |
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Be back in five minutes! |
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Yes, sir. Shit, l'm deaf. |
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You got brown shoe-polish? |
| 00:30:57 |
l've got cordovan. Who's it for? |
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Lieutenant Harris. |
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Sir! Look, sir, new pants. |
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Give me that! |
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You scumbags, you have 30 minutes |
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Let's go! Move it! |
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Pick it up! Pick it up! |
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Pick it up, assholes! |
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So far, nobody's quit. |
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But they will. |
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l told you not to try me, boy. |
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Stand up. |
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l want you two squad leaders... |
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...to take Mr. Mahoney here |
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Yes, sir. |
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And then, just after he throws up... |
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...run him some more. |
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Yes, sir. |
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You are going to learn, Mahoney... |
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...that nobody... |
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...nobody... |
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...screws... |
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...with me. |
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Pick it up, pick it up! |
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This is great. Two assholes, no waiting. |
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Please just let me yell at him |
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Son, where did you get this gun? |
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My mom gave it to me. |
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Can l borrow it for a little while? |
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Sure. |
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You will learn to defend yourselves |
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l need a volunteer. |
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Barbara, get out here. |
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l just ate. |
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Right where l'm standing. |
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Right now! |
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Come at me with an imaginary knife. |
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Do l have to? |
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Yes, you do. l'm not joking. |
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Come on! Come on! |
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Now! |
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That's how it's done. Who's next? |
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You have 20 minutes to complete the test. |
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Try to answer as many questions |
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All right, start. |
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You know, Mahoney... |
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...l'd like to spend a month |
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But l won't... |
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...because you're bad. |
| 00:36:40 |
You're bad for morale, Mahoney. |
| 00:36:43 |
You look like the sweet little boy |
| 00:36:46 |
But you don't fool me. |
| 00:36:49 |
You're the devil, |
| 00:36:52 |
And you're ruining my chances |
| 00:36:56 |
l agree, sir. |
| 00:36:58 |
You make me sick! |
| 00:37:00 |
l make everybody sick. |
| 00:37:01 |
We're picking up this telephone |
| 00:37:05 |
And you're going to help talk him |
| 00:37:10 |
Terrific. l'll do my part. |
| 00:37:11 |
You're damn right you will. |
| 00:37:21 |
This is the Academy. |
| 00:37:31 |
Captain Reed? Yes, sir. How are you, sir? |
| 00:37:34 |
This is Lt. Harris of the Police Academy.... |
| 00:37:52 |
Captain Reed, can l get out of here? |
| 00:37:54 |
No? Okay. |
| 00:37:56 |
l tried. |
| 00:37:59 |
Captain Reed, thank you so much. |
| 00:38:07 |
l don't know what you're doing. |
| 00:38:09 |
l don't know why you're here. |
| 00:38:11 |
But you'll never be a cop as long as l live! |
| 00:38:14 |
Get your butt off my desk and get out! |
| 00:38:22 |
l already told you once. |
| 00:38:24 |
Nobody screws with me. |
| 00:38:27 |
Maybe you'll meet the right girl |
| 00:38:30 |
Get out of here now! |
| 00:38:36 |
Come on, Mahoney. |
| 00:38:44 |
Here's a pair of my old sweat socks. |
| 00:38:47 |
That should help you to get up. |
| 00:38:58 |
You did it. |
| 00:39:00 |
You son of a bitch! |
| 00:39:23 |
This is a hell of a way |
| 00:39:28 |
l can't feel my arms anymore. |
| 00:39:34 |
Barbara, come here. |
| 00:39:37 |
Me? |
| 00:39:38 |
What? |
| 00:39:39 |
Come on, right here! |
| 00:39:42 |
-l want you to give me your best shot. |
| 00:39:44 |
Hit me with your best shot. |
| 00:39:46 |
-Hit you? |
| 00:39:48 |
No, really-- |
| 00:39:49 |
Hit me! |
| 00:39:51 |
Do it now! |
| 00:39:52 |
l can't. |
| 00:39:55 |
How was that? |
| 00:39:56 |
Was that okay? |
| 00:40:00 |
Yeah, that's good. |
| 00:40:07 |
This weekend is your first leave |
| 00:40:12 |
When you go, wherever it is |
| 00:40:17 |
...do take note of how nice things are |
| 00:40:21 |
Do give serious consideration |
| 00:40:25 |
Four of you have already quit. |
| 00:40:27 |
And that's just the beginning. |
| 00:40:31 |
Ten-hut! |
| 00:40:34 |
Dismissed. |
| 00:40:38 |
They'll get together for a party. |
| 00:40:42 |
You go with them. |
| 00:40:44 |
Whenever they get out of line, |
| 00:40:54 |
Hi, Leslie. |
| 00:40:58 |
Studying hard? |
| 00:41:00 |
Yes. |
| 00:41:01 |
Where's the party going to be? |
| 00:41:05 |
l don't know anything about a party. |
| 00:41:07 |
l'm going home for the weekend |
| 00:41:10 |
lf you don't mind, l do have to study. |
| 00:41:14 |
l don't think we have his full attention. |
| 00:41:17 |
So take his books |
| 00:41:20 |
My pleasure, Kyle. |
| 00:41:33 |
Find out where the party is. |
| 00:41:35 |
How? |
| 00:41:37 |
Ask Mahoney. |
| 00:41:48 |
Could l speak to you outside |
| 00:41:54 |
What's up? |
| 00:42:00 |
ls there a party this weekend? |
| 00:42:02 |
Of course. Do you want to come? |
| 00:42:04 |
No, l can't. |
| 00:42:07 |
l just need to know where it is. |
| 00:42:10 |
Then why are you asking? |
| 00:42:12 |
Some people want to know. |
| 00:42:15 |
lt's no big secret. |
| 00:43:06 |
Why are you at the Academy, Hightower? |
| 00:43:09 |
l got bored with my chosen profession. |
| 00:43:11 |
What was that? |
| 00:43:12 |
l was a florist. |
| 00:43:14 |
A florist? |
| 00:43:15 |
You know, flowers and shit. |
| 00:44:10 |
-Hi. |
| 00:44:15 |
l didn't think you'd come. |
| 00:44:16 |
l wouldn't miss it for the world. |
| 00:44:30 |
Do you want to go for a walk? |
| 00:44:33 |
Walk! |
| 00:44:34 |
Yeah. Are you kidding? Of course. |
| 00:44:56 |
-Can you tell me something? |
| 00:44:58 |
Why do you want to be a cop? |
| 00:45:04 |
l like to dress like a man. |
| 00:45:08 |
Me too. |
| 00:46:04 |
Let's go. Move it! |
| 00:46:14 |
l want two lines. The first one on the step, |
| 00:46:26 |
Why didn't you call me this weekend? |
| 00:46:31 |
Well, nothing really happened, sir. |
| 00:46:34 |
There was a party, wasn't there? |
| 00:46:37 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:46:39 |
Well, what went on? |
| 00:46:43 |
Dancing, sir. |
| 00:46:45 |
Mostly dancing. |
| 00:46:52 |
Dancing? |
| 00:46:58 |
Hightower, you're first. Let's go. |
| 00:47:11 |
Come with me. |
| 00:47:38 |
Ready now, sir. |
| 00:47:45 |
Thank you. |
| 00:47:47 |
Got him. |
| 00:47:56 |
You're next. |
| 00:48:11 |
Come with me. |
| 00:48:53 |
Holy shit! |
| 00:48:57 |
Get back here. |
| 00:49:06 |
-Yes, sir. |
| 00:49:11 |
Don't worry, l can explain everything. |
| 00:49:12 |
Shut up! |
| 00:49:14 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:49:15 |
Yes, ma'am! |
| 00:49:19 |
You've been sneaking in here every night |
| 00:49:23 |
What? No! |
| 00:49:25 |
What do you think |
| 00:49:41 |
Sir! |
| 00:49:44 |
Ma'am. |
| 00:49:56 |
A police officer must generate |
| 00:50:00 |
His or her voice, Hooks... |
| 00:50:03 |
...has a great deal to do with that. |
| 00:50:07 |
Today, Hooks. |
| 00:50:11 |
Here is the house. |
| 00:50:14 |
Here is the window. |
| 00:50:16 |
And l am a burglar. |
| 00:50:20 |
l am coming out of the window... |
| 00:50:22 |
...with a stolen stereo in my hand. |
| 00:50:26 |
l'm coming out of the window, |
| 00:50:29 |
...and you are the arresting officer. |
| 00:50:32 |
What do you say, Hooks? |
| 00:50:34 |
Don't move! This is a stickup! |
| 00:50:39 |
''Stickup?'' |
| 00:50:40 |
l mean, police officer. Stop. |
| 00:50:44 |
Sit down, Hooks. |
| 00:50:47 |
Sit, sit, sit. |
| 00:50:51 |
Tackleberry, you try it. Same situation. |
| 00:50:55 |
Here is the house. Here is the window. |
| 00:50:58 |
l'm the burglar coming out of the house, |
| 00:51:01 |
...l've got the stolen stereo in my hands. |
| 00:51:04 |
Drop that stereo |
| 00:51:12 |
Tackleberry, we really need to talk. |
| 00:51:16 |
Mahoney, let me ask you a question. |
| 00:51:20 |
Has a woman ever just... |
| 00:51:23 |
...thrown you down |
| 00:51:27 |
No. |
| 00:51:28 |
lt happened to me last night. |
| 00:51:30 |
Really? How was it? |
| 00:51:34 |
l think... |
| 00:51:38 |
...l'm in love. |
| 00:51:42 |
-How many girls were there? |
| 00:51:47 |
You made love to just one girl? |
| 00:51:50 |
That's disgusting. |
| 00:51:51 |
Yeah, l know. |
| 00:51:56 |
Can l ask you something? |
| 00:52:00 |
Every now and then you seem |
| 00:52:05 |
What's up? |
| 00:52:08 |
Every now and then. |
| 00:52:12 |
-Can you keep a secret? |
| 00:52:15 |
l'm not really George Martin. |
| 00:52:17 |
l'm just plain old George Martin, |
| 00:52:23 |
l just use the accent to get the girls. |
| 00:52:27 |
Does it work? |
| 00:52:36 |
He's in the gym. |
| 00:52:37 |
You'll pay for sending us |
| 00:52:39 |
-l'll tell him. |
| 00:52:42 |
We'll get your fat ass thrown out of here. |
| 00:52:45 |
How? |
| 00:52:47 |
You'll find out. |
| 00:52:48 |
Mahoney isn't the only one |
| 00:52:51 |
Take it easy. These ain't track shoes. |
| 00:52:54 |
Just hurry up. |
| 00:52:55 |
l'm in a hurry, too. l'm not comfortable |
| 00:52:59 |
-Come on up. |
| 00:53:02 |
When do l get the rest of my money? |
| 00:53:03 |
When the job's over. |
| 00:53:14 |
That's good. Why don't you |
| 00:53:21 |
You scumballs, 30 minutes |
| 00:53:29 |
Hi, honey. |
| 00:53:36 |
Got a light? |
| 00:53:40 |
l don't smoke. l have a friend who smokes. |
| 00:53:47 |
Mahoney, major problem. |
| 00:53:55 |
My goodness! |
| 00:54:02 |
Would you please just calm down |
| 00:54:08 |
l just like to do it in strange places, |
| 00:54:12 |
Why didn't you say so? |
| 00:54:15 |
This academy is one of the most |
| 00:54:19 |
l could point out many, |
| 00:54:24 |
-Squeeze in here. |
| 00:54:26 |
-You want to do it in a podium? |
| 00:54:29 |
-l'll be back. |
| 00:54:31 |
l'm not the customer. |
| 00:54:36 |
Gentlemen, please follow me. |
| 00:54:39 |
We have a very, very fine... |
| 00:54:41 |
...slide presentation for you. |
| 00:54:45 |
Please take your seats. |
| 00:54:47 |
There's plenty of room for everybody. |
| 00:54:57 |
First of all, l'd like to say l'm sorry... |
| 00:54:59 |
...that everybody could not make it. |
| 00:55:02 |
For those here, l think you'll find |
| 00:55:06 |
...as well as very, very stimulating. |
| 00:55:17 |
Could we have the lights turned down? |
| 00:55:21 |
Now this first slide... |
| 00:55:24 |
...shows a very... |
| 00:55:27 |
...very interesting thing: |
| 00:55:30 |
Our main building. |
| 00:55:33 |
ln slide... |
| 00:55:34 |
...two... |
| 00:55:38 |
...we see... |
| 00:55:41 |
...another view... |
| 00:55:43 |
...of...it! |
| 00:55:46 |
Oh, my God! You wouldn't believe it. |
| 00:55:57 |
Let us look at this slide for a moment, |
| 00:56:01 |
l think it speaks for itself! |
| 00:56:18 |
Could we have the lights, please? |
| 00:56:25 |
l hope this was as much fun for you |
| 00:56:31 |
Let's have lunch, shall we? |
| 00:56:34 |
And maybe, smoke a cigarette. |
| 00:57:00 |
Good speech. |
| 00:57:31 |
What do you intend to do about Mahoney? |
| 00:57:33 |
What's he done? |
| 00:57:35 |
l'll tell you what he's done. |
| 00:57:42 |
Yes, sir? |
| 00:57:44 |
He did a very, very bad thing. |
| 00:57:47 |
To whom, sir? |
| 00:57:49 |
To whom? |
| 00:57:54 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:57:57 |
Well, l don't know. |
| 00:58:00 |
Are you all right? |
| 00:58:02 |
No, not really. May l go? |
| 00:58:06 |
Of course. |
| 00:58:07 |
Thank you. |
| 00:58:09 |
You're welcome. |
| 00:58:48 |
From now on, part of your training will be |
| 00:58:52 |
...in actual squad cars |
| 00:58:55 |
...in actual situations. |
| 00:58:57 |
And you'd better actually |
| 00:59:00 |
And your eyes and your ears open. |
| 00:59:03 |
Mahoney, why don't you ride with me? |
| 00:59:09 |
Move it! |
| 00:59:13 |
Lieutenant Harris, I've changed my mind. |
| 00:59:17 |
Never, punk. |
| 00:59:18 |
All I have to do is behave-- |
| 00:59:20 |
Get out of this car. You hear me? |
| 00:59:22 |
You get out there and you follow me. |
| 00:59:27 |
You stay right behind me, punk! |
| 00:59:35 |
Oh, how I love a ride in the country. |
| 00:59:47 |
Officer! |
| 00:59:49 |
Can you get my kitty-cat out of the tree? |
| 00:59:53 |
No problem, ma'am. |
| 00:59:55 |
Oh, no...wait! |
| 01:00:05 |
What the hell is this? |
| 01:00:13 |
l'll be right back. |
| 01:00:25 |
What the hell is going on down there? |
| 01:00:28 |
Move it! |
| 01:00:32 |
Assholes! |
| 01:00:34 |
Hey, you, give me that bike! |
| 01:00:36 |
Come on, move it! This is official |
| 01:00:41 |
Don't worry, l won't hurt it. |
| 01:01:01 |
My God! |
| 01:01:03 |
Someone call a veterinarian! |
| 01:01:11 |
Your new hat, sir. |
| 01:01:26 |
You told no one? |
| 01:01:28 |
Not a soul. |
| 01:02:30 |
Hightower? |
| 01:02:33 |
l need to talk. |
| 01:02:35 |
That's terrific, Hightower, but... |
| 01:02:38 |
...it's 2:30 a.m. |
| 01:02:40 |
The driving course is tomorrow. |
| 01:02:42 |
So? |
| 01:02:44 |
l haven't driven since l was 12. |
| 01:02:46 |
You're kidding. |
| 01:02:47 |
lf l don't pass this driving course, |
| 01:02:54 |
All right. Let's go. |
| 01:02:58 |
Sleeping is for fags. |
| 01:03:01 |
First, we've got to steal a car. |
| 01:03:09 |
Okay, your turn. |
| 01:03:11 |
Now, you've got to remember |
| 01:03:13 |
...or offensively, depending on your needs. |
| 01:03:25 |
Comfy? |
| 01:03:27 |
No. |
| 01:03:29 |
Let's move the seat back a little. |
| 01:03:31 |
On second thought, let's rip |
| 01:03:49 |
l was kidding about the front seat. |
| 01:03:52 |
lt's different. Comfort's important. |
| 01:03:58 |
Put it into first. Right. Little more. |
| 01:04:05 |
Yeah, you're doing beautifully. |
| 01:04:09 |
You can turn off the windshield wipers. |
| 01:04:15 |
Okay, now there's another car. |
| 01:04:24 |
You didn't hit the brakes! |
| 01:04:26 |
You didn't tell me to. |
| 01:04:29 |
You idiot! |
| 01:04:30 |
You bastard! You dumb shit! |
| 01:04:44 |
-Pull over and let me drive. |
| 01:04:47 |
This is fun! |
| 01:04:51 |
-Pull over. |
| 01:05:46 |
Attaboy, Hightower! |
| 01:06:00 |
l taught him everything he knows. |
| 01:06:12 |
Not bad. |
| 01:06:14 |
Not bad. |
| 01:06:16 |
Miss Hooks...you're next. |
| 01:06:19 |
Hurry up! |
| 01:06:20 |
Thanks, Mahoney. You saved my life. |
| 01:06:23 |
-Maybe someday you'll save mine. |
| 01:06:25 |
You're next. Yellow line. |
| 01:06:28 |
''You better not cry |
| 01:06:30 |
''You better not pout, l'm telling you why'' |
| 01:07:03 |
What is it? |
| 01:07:05 |
She ran over my feet! |
| 01:07:07 |
l'm sorry. l really am. |
| 01:07:09 |
Sorry? You dumb, fat jigaboo! |
| 01:07:17 |
Shit! |
| 01:07:25 |
At ease, Hightower. At ease. |
| 01:07:27 |
He didn't mean it. He was joking. |
| 01:07:31 |
Don't do that! |
| 01:07:32 |
lf you don't stop, you are out of here! |
| 01:07:47 |
You messed up big, mister! |
| 01:07:50 |
Now you get your stuff |
| 01:07:59 |
Attention, applications |
| 01:08:02 |
...should be turned in by Friday. |
| 01:08:08 |
One down, several to go. |
| 01:08:18 |
Copeland, get out of that car. |
| 01:08:33 |
lt's got to be Mahoney. |
| 01:08:36 |
l know, l know. |
| 01:08:44 |
Out of everybody, l thought Hightower |
| 01:08:48 |
lf all cops looked like him, |
| 01:08:52 |
l'm getting sick of this place. |
| 01:08:54 |
How're you doing, ''Ma-homo''? |
| 01:08:57 |
Don't fool with me now, Blankes. |
| 01:08:59 |
You wrecked my car! |
| 01:09:01 |
No, Hightower did. Go see him. |
| 01:09:04 |
Because we want you. |
| 01:09:07 |
Okay, how about 12:00 midnight? |
| 01:09:11 |
l'm talking right now, Mahoney. |
| 01:09:15 |
A cadet could get thrown out |
| 01:09:19 |
l thought you wanted to get thrown out. |
| 01:09:22 |
Here's your chance. |
| 01:09:26 |
No. |
| 01:09:29 |
Mahoney, l'm going to rub this right |
| 01:09:35 |
...get set-- |
| 01:09:51 |
Who threw the first punch? |
| 01:09:54 |
That's all l want to know. |
| 01:09:55 |
Barbara did. |
| 01:09:57 |
-Barbara? |
| 01:10:00 |
Then he's out of here. |
| 01:10:03 |
Wait a minute. |
| 01:10:06 |
-He did so. |
| 01:10:08 |
You're out of your mind! |
| 01:10:11 |
Who'd you rather have out? |
| 01:10:12 |
ls that true, Blankes? |
| 01:10:16 |
Did Mahoney start it? |
| 01:10:20 |
Yes, sir. Mahoney started it. |
| 01:10:24 |
Then, Mahoney, my little piss-ant... |
| 01:10:29 |
...you are out of the Academy forever. |
| 01:10:36 |
Get your stuff. |
| 01:10:38 |
And get out. |
| 01:10:40 |
Too bad, so sad, bye-bye. |
| 01:10:56 |
Does the radio bother you? |
| 01:11:02 |
l could turn it down. |
| 01:11:11 |
Here, l brought you an apple. |
| 01:11:14 |
Thanks. |
| 01:11:43 |
My God! Here, take this! |
| 01:11:46 |
Free TV's! |
| 01:11:54 |
There's a riot going on! |
| 01:12:13 |
-Hi. Want a ride? |
| 01:12:30 |
Hey, did you two hear the news |
| 01:12:33 |
-A riot's broken out downtown. |
| 01:12:36 |
Who knows how these things get started? |
| 01:12:39 |
All cadets report immediately |
| 01:12:46 |
This is not a joke. |
| 01:12:48 |
-Was that you? |
| 01:13:15 |
This is the big one. |
| 01:13:18 |
lt's time this cop... |
| 01:13:20 |
...met the public. |
| 01:13:28 |
Listen up. Here's the situation. |
| 01:13:31 |
...of general disorder |
| 01:13:35 |
Real police are handling it. |
| 01:13:37 |
We are being sent |
| 01:13:40 |
Our job is to divert traffic |
| 01:13:44 |
...and to protect public property. |
| 01:13:46 |
You'll have live ammunition... |
| 01:13:48 |
...but there'll be no call to use it. |
| 01:13:50 |
Tackleberry...do you understand, |
| 01:13:54 |
Yes, sir. |
| 01:14:09 |
We are now entering |
| 01:14:12 |
Very good. Your bus is to deploy |
| 01:14:17 |
Sixteenth Street? Are you sure, sir? |
| 01:14:19 |
Of course. l never forget a number. |
| 01:14:23 |
Yes, sir. |
| 01:14:24 |
There's nobody around. |
| 01:14:27 |
l guess they're hiding. |
| 01:14:41 |
All right, let's go, dirtbags! Let's move it! |
| 01:14:54 |
You, one block over, one block up. |
| 01:14:56 |
You, one block down. |
| 01:15:00 |
You, one block up. |
| 01:15:01 |
You, one block over. |
| 01:15:05 |
Let's go. Let's go. |
| 01:15:07 |
If you have to make an arrest... |
| 01:15:10 |
...do it as quietly as possible. |
| 01:15:15 |
lt sure is quiet around here. |
| 01:15:32 |
Fackler! How's it going? |
| 01:15:34 |
Just fine, thanks. |
| 01:15:39 |
-What are you doing here? |
| 01:15:42 |
You're supposed to be blocks away. |
| 01:15:46 |
We're pulling out! |
| 01:15:50 |
l love sushi. l'm into back-rubs, |
| 01:15:54 |
My car stereo, it's a Sony. |
| 01:15:56 |
My friend's father was killed |
| 01:16:00 |
Maybe your family had |
| 01:16:03 |
You know saki? |
| 01:16:04 |
The wine? l know a place where |
| 01:16:10 |
Holy shit! |
| 01:16:12 |
l got to go now. |
| 01:16:51 |
Hello, men! l thought l'd come by |
| 01:16:56 |
-Okay if we get in, sir? |
| 01:16:58 |
Why not? |
| 01:17:00 |
How's it going? |
| 01:17:01 |
Give me a fix on the situation. |
| 01:17:04 |
Not that good, sir. |
| 01:17:07 |
This is very bad! |
| 01:17:11 |
The main thing is not to panic. |
| 01:17:19 |
Attention, everybody! |
| 01:17:21 |
Attention! This is Comdt. Eric Lassard |
| 01:17:25 |
If you do not disperse immediately, |
| 01:17:29 |
You have five seconds to move away. |
| 01:17:31 |
Five...four...three...two...one! |
| 01:17:38 |
Give me the thing! |
| 01:18:13 |
You should park cars for a living. |
| 01:18:23 |
Anybody want any of this? |
| 01:18:24 |
You want this? You'd die for this. |
| 01:18:26 |
You're not so tough now. |
| 01:18:28 |
How about you? You want this? |
| 01:19:01 |
Damn it! Look, in here. |
| 01:19:06 |
Try this one. |
| 01:19:16 |
This is Cadet Leslie Barbara. Help. |
| 01:19:20 |
Barbara, this is Lt. Harris. |
| 01:19:22 |
Just calm down. |
| 01:19:25 |
l'm being chased by 30 rioters. |
| 01:19:28 |
Barbara, just tell me where you are. |
| 01:19:31 |
l'm passing you now, sir. |
| 01:19:37 |
Holy shit! |
| 01:19:45 |
Hi. |
| 01:19:51 |
Get the cops! |
| 01:20:15 |
Hold it. |
| 01:20:17 |
Why, if it isn't Leslie Barbara, |
| 01:20:22 |
You're not going to shoot us. |
| 01:20:24 |
You wouldn't shoot old friends, would you? |
| 01:20:37 |
Get lost. We're busy. |
| 01:20:57 |
Get the furniture back up there |
| 01:21:01 |
But it's our furniture. |
| 01:21:07 |
Sorry. |
| 01:21:20 |
Callahan calling Harris. Come in. |
| 01:21:23 |
Come in! |
| 01:21:27 |
Where the hell is Harris? |
| 01:21:29 |
l don't know. |
| 01:21:31 |
-She doesn't know! |
| 01:21:36 |
Run! |
| 01:21:47 |
Why don't you shoot back? |
| 01:21:53 |
-Are those gunshots? |
| 01:21:57 |
Shoot back! Come on! |
| 01:22:01 |
Look up there! |
| 01:22:04 |
That looks like Harris up there. |
| 01:22:06 |
Should we shoot back? |
| 01:22:14 |
l don't think so. |
| 01:22:20 |
Come on! |
| 01:22:24 |
Stay there! |
| 01:22:32 |
l'll bet there's a back door to this place. |
| 01:22:36 |
Hooks! Get back here! That's an order! |
| 01:23:31 |
Freeze! |
| 01:23:34 |
Oh, shit! |
| 01:24:02 |
Don't move, you bastard! |
| 01:24:04 |
Run, Thompson! |
| 01:24:09 |
Put the gun down. |
| 01:24:11 |
Let's say you put your gun down. |
| 01:24:18 |
Any last-minute tips? |
| 01:24:22 |
Nothing really comes to mind. |
| 01:24:27 |
What's it gonna be? |
| 01:24:32 |
Throw it over the ledge. |
| 01:24:36 |
l got two piglet-wigglets. |
| 01:24:42 |
What do you want? |
| 01:24:45 |
l want to watch you off these pigs. |
| 01:24:53 |
Sure. |
| 01:25:02 |
Which one do we do first? |
| 01:25:13 |
l'd shoot this one. |
| 01:25:15 |
Yeah, the old one. |
| 01:25:25 |
Looks like cadet revolvers to me. |
| 01:25:27 |
l know those guys. |
| 01:25:33 |
Don't move, dirtbag! |
| 01:26:04 |
What's wrong with this man? |
| 01:26:06 |
There was gunplay and he missed it. |
| 01:26:21 |
-Captain Reed. |
| 01:26:22 |
Thank you for looking out for Mahoney. |
| 01:26:26 |
lt was an honor and a pleasure, sir. |
| 01:26:28 |
Thank you, sir. |
| 01:26:37 |
ls this woman bothering you? |
| 01:26:39 |
No. This is my mother. |
| 01:26:43 |
Ten-four. Carry on. |
| 01:26:47 |
Then at 8:00 you'll meet my mother. |
| 01:26:50 |
You'd better have some flowers. |
| 01:26:56 |
You men, stop that! |
| 01:27:03 |
That's more like it. |
| 01:27:07 |
Keep up the good work. |
| 01:27:10 |
The commandant of the Academy, |
| 01:27:21 |
So many unusual events have happened |
| 01:27:24 |
...and to me, also. |
| 01:27:26 |
I could tell you many stories, but instead... |
| 01:27:29 |
...I have a presentation to make. |
| 01:27:32 |
No Academy cadet has ever received |
| 01:27:35 |
...of this police department. |
| 01:27:38 |
Today, there are two: |
| 01:27:40 |
Officers Moses Hightower... |
| 01:27:44 |
...and Carey Mahoney. |
| 01:27:46 |
Gentlemen, please step forward. |
| 01:28:22 |
You are both expected |
| 01:28:28 |
Officer Hightower. |
| 01:28:35 |
Thanks. |
| 01:28:39 |
That was very, very good. |
| 01:28:43 |
Officer Mahoney. |
| 01:28:50 |
Thank you Comdt. Lassard, Chief Hurnst... |
| 01:28:53 |
...Madam Mayor, Mr. President... |
| 01:28:56 |
...His Holiness the Pope, |
| 01:28:59 |
...and our other honored guests. |
| 01:32:10 |
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