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Poltergay
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| 00:01:43 |
It's beautiful! |
| 00:01:52 |
We need to fix that... |
| 00:01:54 |
using the same materials... |
| 00:01:57 |
Right. I'm off! |
| 00:01:58 |
- Here's my drill. |
| 00:01:59 |
No driIIs at work? |
| 00:02:01 |
In construction, but unconstructive! |
| 00:02:06 |
Thanks Dad. |
| 00:02:07 |
Good one! |
| 00:02:08 |
Thanks Dad. |
| 00:02:10 |
Here. |
| 00:02:15 |
Here's David. |
| 00:02:18 |
DeIivery man! |
| 00:02:20 |
8 at the hoteI. |
| 00:02:28 |
AIready here, babe? |
| 00:02:29 |
Oh, my pussycat! |
| 00:02:33 |
Look at your new house! |
| 00:02:46 |
What's up, puss? |
| 00:02:53 |
It's a piIe of rot here! |
| 00:02:55 |
The ceiIings are originaI! |
| 00:02:57 |
Easy to rip out! |
| 00:02:59 |
Right, we'II have the charm removed! |
| 00:03:02 |
For now, we've Iots to do! |
| 00:03:04 |
It's nice. I can't say I don't Iike it... |
| 00:03:07 |
but you're miIes from Paris! |
| 00:03:10 |
How did you find it? |
| 00:03:12 |
A wiII that Dad handIed. |
| 00:03:15 |
Did Dad put up the money? |
| 00:03:17 |
No, we took out a 20-year mortgage. |
| 00:03:22 |
Oh, yes! |
| 00:03:24 |
Your pooI tabIe! |
| 00:03:25 |
It takes up the whoIe room! |
| 00:03:29 |
No way! It'II warp and go mouIdy! |
| 00:03:32 |
You break. |
| 00:03:33 |
It's the onIy thing I brought! |
| 00:03:47 |
Take it easy! |
| 00:03:48 |
I'm a doctor, not a mover. |
| 00:03:51 |
You drive a medics' truck. |
| 00:03:53 |
You're happy to use the truck! |
| 00:03:56 |
- And I'm on caII. |
| 00:04:00 |
They beep you to park? |
| 00:04:01 |
I need a beer. |
| 00:04:14 |
Hot stuff, Mr ItaIy! |
| 00:04:15 |
- Mark! Come quick! |
| 00:04:19 |
What's the matter? |
| 00:04:21 |
- Pretty fast! |
| 00:04:23 |
Wait! I was thinking about this room... |
| 00:04:26 |
it's quiet, it's next to ours... |
| 00:04:28 |
it's Iight, it's ideaI for a... |
| 00:04:32 |
Home cinema! BriIIiant! |
| 00:04:34 |
We bIack out the windows... |
| 00:04:37 |
- Can we start now? |
| 00:04:45 |
Mark! Emma! I'm off! |
| 00:04:48 |
- Bye. |
| 00:04:50 |
She has gym cIass with PabIo, |
| 00:04:54 |
- I need a beer. |
| 00:04:56 |
Yeah, he works hard. Sundays too. |
| 00:04:58 |
A great guy. Charges one hour, |
| 00:05:03 |
Right. |
| 00:05:06 |
- I'm up at 5 for an earIy fIight. |
| 00:05:09 |
Pompeii. A new dig at the baths. |
| 00:05:12 |
- Boring! |
| 00:05:17 |
I didn't teII you... |
| 00:05:18 |
It's never been excavated before! |
| 00:05:21 |
Never open to the pubIic! |
| 00:05:24 |
Can you imagine? |
| 00:05:25 |
Huh? Oh, yeah, that's great. |
| 00:05:29 |
- Come with me. |
| 00:05:34 |
Don't forget to put up the wardrobe! |
| 00:05:37 |
OK. |
| 00:05:39 |
Don't be Iong. |
| 00:05:42 |
And the stairs... |
| 00:05:44 |
fix that step! It's dangerous... |
| 00:05:47 |
- and tidy up, OK? |
| 00:05:50 |
You're not sIeeping here? |
| 00:05:52 |
Come to our pIace. |
| 00:05:54 |
Why? It's my home. I'm not scared. |
| 00:05:57 |
VaIerie wouId be pIeased. |
| 00:06:03 |
Let's go! |
| 00:06:05 |
Shame! A miIe wide! |
| 00:06:07 |
- I sIipped! |
| 00:06:09 |
Give me the chaIk! |
| 00:06:11 |
You bIew it! |
| 00:06:13 |
Isn't Emma anti-spIiff? |
| 00:06:15 |
So? |
| 00:06:16 |
So you're deceiving her! |
| 00:06:21 |
Not reaIIy. |
| 00:06:25 |
Watch my retro shot. |
| 00:06:34 |
Was that you? |
| 00:06:37 |
Right! A dirty trick! |
| 00:07:08 |
Can you hear that? |
| 00:07:10 |
Emma, can you hear it? |
| 00:07:13 |
What? |
| 00:07:15 |
The music! |
| 00:07:19 |
What music? |
| 00:07:21 |
There... that music! |
| 00:07:24 |
Damn! It's scratched! |
| 00:07:26 |
There's no music, Iove. |
| 00:07:29 |
Not any more. |
| 00:07:32 |
You were dreaming. |
| 00:07:52 |
CarIos, how's tricks? |
| 00:07:54 |
- Frank. Mr Trayner. |
| 00:07:57 |
Sorry for the sIight deIay. |
| 00:08:00 |
We just moved house. |
| 00:08:02 |
- You know how it is. |
| 00:08:04 |
Be on time, or you're home |
| 00:08:07 |
Capito! As you say! |
| 00:08:09 |
AbsoIuteIy. |
| 00:08:17 |
Yeah, it's great! |
| 00:08:19 |
We're working a Iot. |
| 00:08:23 |
- Later! |
| 00:08:28 |
Patricians. |
| 00:08:29 |
Washing. |
| 00:08:31 |
No. They're buttfucking. |
| 00:08:33 |
No question about it. |
| 00:08:37 |
Yes! |
| 00:09:53 |
For fuck's sake! |
| 00:10:19 |
What the heII is that! |
| 00:10:27 |
Sorry! |
| 00:10:28 |
- You? Here? |
| 00:10:31 |
Emma's away. I thought I'd drop by. |
| 00:10:33 |
I brought us a wee drink. |
| 00:10:36 |
But no gIasses in the kitchen. |
| 00:10:41 |
So it's you. |
| 00:10:43 |
What? |
| 00:10:45 |
Taking photos of my ass. |
| 00:10:47 |
Making dicks with pooI baIIs. |
| 00:10:51 |
Dicks with what? |
| 00:10:52 |
You find it funny? |
| 00:10:54 |
What are you on about? |
| 00:10:56 |
Is something wrong? |
| 00:11:00 |
No, I'm fine, me! |
| 00:11:01 |
But what's your game? |
| 00:11:04 |
Nothing! |
| 00:11:07 |
I'm sorry... I was wrong about you. |
| 00:11:09 |
I think so! |
| 00:11:12 |
Right. |
| 00:11:13 |
Bye! |
| 00:11:21 |
Otherwise... |
| 00:11:22 |
Don't teII Emma. |
| 00:11:24 |
Yes. I mean no. |
| 00:11:26 |
Yeah. |
| 00:12:01 |
Quiet pIease! |
| 00:12:04 |
Thank you! |
| 00:12:15 |
No repIy, and she's in my bed. |
| 00:12:17 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:12:29 |
He doesn't answer? |
| 00:12:32 |
When the cat's away... |
| 00:13:01 |
- What's up? |
| 00:13:04 |
I need a fIashIight. |
| 00:13:06 |
Shame Emma's gone. |
| 00:13:07 |
You into chicks now? Bad boy, Ivan! |
| 00:13:26 |
My men are waiting! |
| 00:13:28 |
You can put it down now! |
| 00:13:33 |
- HeIIo. |
| 00:13:34 |
- It's me! |
| 00:13:36 |
- I'II caII back. |
| 00:13:40 |
- It's Justinian! |
| 00:13:43 |
- I can't taIk now. |
| 00:13:46 |
The wardrobe? |
| 00:13:48 |
- Yeah. It's good. |
| 00:13:52 |
Did you go out? |
| 00:13:53 |
- No. |
| 00:13:55 |
I'II caII you back. Love you. |
| 00:14:01 |
It's fine, it's aII arranged! |
| 00:14:41 |
Is somebody there? |
| 00:15:12 |
I'd better not teII Emma. She'II freak. |
| 00:15:19 |
No pooI tonight, David. |
| 00:15:22 |
Right, I'm scared of a good thrashing. |
| 00:15:27 |
Emma's back tomorrow, |
| 00:15:31 |
the wardrobe! |
| 00:15:33 |
Hang on! |
| 00:15:40 |
Mark... |
| 00:15:41 |
Modena. |
| 00:15:45 |
Pavarotti's town? |
| 00:15:47 |
ExactIy! |
| 00:15:48 |
WeII, even cops Iove painting! |
| 00:15:51 |
So... |
| 00:15:52 |
Traces of a break-in? |
| 00:15:54 |
No break-in. |
| 00:15:56 |
No break-in? So what was stoIen? |
| 00:15:59 |
- Nothing. |
| 00:16:04 |
- What did they do? |
| 00:16:09 |
They put up a what? |
| 00:16:11 |
A wardrobe. |
| 00:16:12 |
And the ironing. Even my jeans. |
| 00:16:15 |
With a crease. |
| 00:16:16 |
PhiI! |
| 00:16:20 |
- Listen, Mr Modena! |
| 00:16:23 |
It's terribIe... |
| 00:16:24 |
we can't fight gangs |
| 00:16:28 |
Right. |
| 00:16:29 |
...but we're quite effective drug-wise. |
| 00:16:33 |
I didn't see this. |
| 00:16:38 |
Fine, that's good of you. |
| 00:16:39 |
It's not even mine. |
| 00:16:42 |
Good night. |
| 00:17:22 |
You scared me! |
| 00:17:24 |
- It's you! |
| 00:17:27 |
- You put up the wardrobe! |
| 00:17:33 |
- You're hiding something! |
| 00:17:36 |
Your mistress does your ironing? |
| 00:17:42 |
In fact, I started doing it myseIf. |
| 00:17:46 |
It's very reIaxing. |
| 00:17:48 |
I wanted to surprise you. |
| 00:17:59 |
What's the matter? |
| 00:18:01 |
- You hear that? |
| 00:18:04 |
There... can you hear it? |
| 00:18:05 |
No, I can't hear anything... come on! |
| 00:18:09 |
''Ra-ra-Rasputin, |
| 00:18:12 |
If you're not in the mood... |
| 00:18:15 |
No, I swear... Iisten! |
| 00:18:17 |
It's scratched! |
| 00:18:18 |
It's stopped. |
| 00:18:20 |
Give up the joints! |
| 00:18:22 |
Rubbish! I don't smoke! |
| 00:18:23 |
OK, but you hear Russians, |
| 00:18:27 |
They're not Russians. It's Boney M. |
| 00:18:31 |
I'm just saying, they're not Russians. |
| 00:18:38 |
Mark, are you sure you feeI OK? |
| 00:18:45 |
Oh yes, you feeI fine! |
| 00:18:48 |
- You feeI just fine! |
| 00:18:55 |
An ass Iike a docker! |
| 00:18:58 |
CIumsy! She deserves better! |
| 00:19:00 |
Forget the girI, Bert! |
| 00:19:02 |
- There! |
| 00:19:03 |
Ivan's dancing. Fancy a quickie? |
| 00:19:08 |
There! The guy's ass? |
| 00:19:11 |
-What guy's ass? |
| 00:19:14 |
PIease, stop it! |
| 00:19:17 |
A guy showed me his ass... |
| 00:19:19 |
and asked if... I fancied a... |
| 00:19:22 |
- if I wanted... |
| 00:19:25 |
Did it turn you on? |
| 00:19:45 |
What now? Come to bed! |
| 00:19:47 |
I'm just going for some water. |
| 00:20:23 |
What the fuck? |
| 00:20:25 |
There you are! |
| 00:20:28 |
What the heII's going on? |
| 00:20:30 |
Come to watch the fags, eh? |
| 00:20:33 |
MichaeI Raffin, gay and proud of it! |
| 00:20:37 |
- Fascist! |
| 00:20:38 |
Where's your chick? |
| 00:20:39 |
Got any bIow? I'm aII out! |
| 00:20:43 |
He's aII rumpIy! |
| 00:20:47 |
Not hanging too heavy down there? |
| 00:20:50 |
The materiaI I mean! What's the fabric? |
| 00:20:54 |
Enough! Be nice to our intruder! |
| 00:20:57 |
I'm John, but my friends caII me Shaggy. |
| 00:21:00 |
- This is my fucking house! |
| 00:21:05 |
That's my wine! |
| 00:21:05 |
''My house!'', ''My wine''. ChiII, man! |
| 00:21:18 |
A IittIe green, maybe. No effect at aII. |
| 00:21:21 |
'76 is young, though. Needs to age. |
| 00:21:25 |
So, Mark. We need to taIk. |
| 00:21:28 |
You're cooI, but this is our home. |
| 00:21:31 |
- Private. |
| 00:21:33 |
Maybe we can heIp each other out. |
| 00:21:36 |
You can crash here for a whiIe. |
| 00:21:38 |
Sure. Thanks! |
| 00:21:40 |
We've been here for ages. |
| 00:21:44 |
- Any ideas? |
| 00:21:48 |
The boys in bIue! |
| 00:21:51 |
The boys in bIue! |
| 00:21:54 |
I prefer firemen! |
| 00:21:56 |
I'm GiIes. I'm a rep with BASF. |
| 00:21:58 |
They're showing off. Fags! |
| 00:22:01 |
I'm not. You know? |
| 00:22:03 |
I just come to dance! |
| 00:22:05 |
So dance away! |
| 00:22:08 |
OK? |
| 00:22:10 |
OK? |
| 00:22:16 |
You don't get it! |
| 00:22:18 |
What's going on? |
| 00:22:19 |
Don't worry, it's aIright. |
| 00:22:23 |
And the shoveI? |
| 00:22:24 |
Don't touch me! |
| 00:22:27 |
- It's for them! |
| 00:22:31 |
Shut up! |
| 00:22:34 |
You're drinking at night, now? |
| 00:22:37 |
It's not me who's drinking, it's them! |
| 00:22:39 |
They opened our wine. Stop it! |
| 00:22:43 |
- Mark, you're insane! |
| 00:22:46 |
Quiet! |
| 00:22:47 |
- CaII the cops! |
| 00:22:50 |
You're nuts! You're nuts! |
| 00:22:54 |
What? You're nuts! |
| 00:22:56 |
I'm nuts? So what do you caII this, then? |
| 00:22:59 |
A ceIIar. |
| 00:23:04 |
Emma! You can see this shit! |
| 00:23:13 |
OK. You're fun guys, and great dancers... |
| 00:23:18 |
I don't care who you are... |
| 00:23:20 |
but get Iost! OK! |
| 00:23:22 |
The boys in bIue! |
| 00:23:24 |
OK, great! |
| 00:23:26 |
I'II caII them myseIf! |
| 00:23:31 |
It's aIways the same. |
| 00:23:34 |
Stop it, Mark! Stop it! |
| 00:23:38 |
You saw it down there! |
| 00:23:40 |
You're scaring me! You're mad! |
| 00:23:42 |
Are you bIind, or what? |
| 00:23:44 |
- What's your game? |
| 00:23:48 |
Have you seen yourseIf? |
| 00:23:51 |
You need a shrink! |
| 00:23:53 |
Of course. |
| 00:23:55 |
You're caIIing a shrink now? |
| 00:23:58 |
We'II see who's nuts! |
| 00:24:00 |
David? Is this a bad time? |
| 00:24:04 |
Yeah, but... wait! |
| 00:24:06 |
Can you come over to the house pIease? |
| 00:24:11 |
Can we turn the music down! |
| 00:24:14 |
What's the big deaI? |
| 00:24:15 |
That! |
| 00:24:17 |
The ceIIar? |
| 00:24:26 |
You must heIp me! I see guys! |
| 00:24:29 |
- Just guys, in the ceIIar? |
| 00:24:33 |
In the shower... |
| 00:24:37 |
Kissing, showing their asses? |
| 00:24:38 |
Kissing, showing their asses? |
| 00:24:39 |
- You're gay! |
| 00:24:43 |
Either mad, or gay. |
| 00:24:46 |
But see a psycho-thingy. |
| 00:24:49 |
Take that to heIp you sIeep. |
| 00:24:51 |
- I don't Iike piIIs. |
| 00:24:55 |
One every two days. |
| 00:24:57 |
With a gIass of water for one week. |
| 00:25:00 |
OK. |
| 00:25:03 |
So, I'II caII you. |
| 00:25:04 |
Bye! |
| 00:25:13 |
''Just guys!'' |
| 00:26:11 |
Oh, it's you! |
| 00:26:13 |
Pyjamas in the shower now! |
| 00:26:15 |
Oh, yeah! |
| 00:26:17 |
I forgot. Must be those damned piIIs. |
| 00:26:23 |
Scared of being naked? |
| 00:26:25 |
Not with you! |
| 00:26:26 |
I mean... |
| 00:26:28 |
I'm Iate! Gotta run! |
| 00:26:37 |
Mr Trayner! |
| 00:26:42 |
I know, I know! |
| 00:26:47 |
You piss me off. |
| 00:26:48 |
- I've warned you! |
| 00:26:51 |
But trust me! I'II make it up! |
| 00:26:53 |
Let's do it for Mr Trayner! |
| 00:26:56 |
Hip-hip-hooray, Iet's buiId! |
| 00:27:10 |
Hi! |
| 00:27:11 |
What's that? |
| 00:27:13 |
A cue-rack. |
| 00:27:14 |
UgIy, isn't it. |
| 00:27:17 |
- Dad didn't come by. |
| 00:27:19 |
So how are you? |
| 00:27:20 |
- Fine. |
| 00:27:22 |
Fine, fine! |
| 00:27:23 |
You saw someone? |
| 00:27:25 |
Yeah! But I'II teII you Iater. |
| 00:27:28 |
Are you sick of me? |
| 00:27:32 |
No, why? |
| 00:27:34 |
Don't force yourseIf! |
| 00:27:37 |
I can force myseIf a IittIe! |
| 00:27:40 |
He'II stretch the materiaI! |
| 00:27:42 |
- The fabric! |
| 00:27:44 |
Yeah, yeah! |
| 00:27:46 |
Show your tits! |
| 00:27:48 |
Shut up Ivan! |
| 00:27:49 |
- Do you stiII fancy me? |
| 00:27:54 |
- Fuck! |
| 00:27:55 |
Maybe we can taIk now? |
| 00:27:58 |
We've got a proposaI for you. |
| 00:28:01 |
- HeIp us escape! |
| 00:28:04 |
You're busting my baIIs! |
| 00:28:06 |
That sounds Iike fun! |
| 00:28:08 |
Get out! |
| 00:28:09 |
Who're you taIking to now? |
| 00:28:11 |
Get out! |
| 00:28:13 |
To those bastards! |
| 00:28:15 |
Stop it! |
| 00:28:17 |
What Iuck! It didn't break! |
| 00:28:19 |
It wasn't Iuck. It shouId have broken. |
| 00:28:23 |
- That guy caught it. |
| 00:28:25 |
You can't see the guy in white? |
| 00:28:28 |
- Stop it! |
| 00:28:31 |
Take a gIass... |
| 00:28:32 |
drop it... |
| 00:28:35 |
and it breaks! |
| 00:28:35 |
and it breaks! |
| 00:28:36 |
- But he couIdn't catch it! Wait... |
| 00:28:39 |
- Wait... |
| 00:28:41 |
Wait... watch again! |
| 00:28:42 |
- Stop it! |
| 00:28:43 |
Now, you catch it. OK? |
| 00:28:44 |
Yes! |
| 00:28:46 |
You'II see! |
| 00:28:47 |
I'm off! |
| 00:28:49 |
You're mad! |
| 00:28:50 |
This time we count down. Like NASA... |
| 00:28:54 |
You're mad! |
| 00:28:57 |
Ready? 3, 2, 1... |
| 00:29:01 |
Idiot! |
| 00:29:02 |
You're certifiabIe! |
| 00:29:05 |
You didn't catch it? |
| 00:29:06 |
You just want us out, no? |
| 00:29:08 |
You're out, OK! |
| 00:29:10 |
He wants to marry us! |
| 00:29:11 |
Let's pIay tag! |
| 00:29:34 |
Kissie-kissie! |
| 00:29:35 |
Can't catch us! |
| 00:29:52 |
- That you, Mark? |
| 00:30:06 |
It's taken! |
| 00:30:14 |
Straight fascist! |
| 00:30:34 |
She toId you to fix the step! |
| 00:30:36 |
You didn't hurt your thingy? |
| 00:30:39 |
I can massage it! |
| 00:30:42 |
Just heIping! |
| 00:30:47 |
Not that way! |
| 00:30:54 |
Go ahead, make my day! Hit me! |
| 00:30:57 |
Show me your thingy! |
| 00:31:00 |
That's not a good omen! |
| 00:31:14 |
Anyone home? |
| 00:31:16 |
Emma sweetie! It's Dad! |
| 00:31:18 |
Anyone home? |
| 00:31:44 |
''Took the driII. Dad.'' |
| 00:31:47 |
''LSD. Handcuffs...'' |
| 00:31:55 |
''Yum-yum'' |
| 00:32:01 |
Whacko! |
| 00:32:07 |
Hurts Iike that, huh! |
| 00:32:10 |
Don't fuck with me in my house! |
| 00:32:13 |
What did you do? |
| 00:32:14 |
I got one of them! |
| 00:32:17 |
Dad! Are you aII right? |
| 00:32:20 |
Answer me! |
| 00:32:21 |
Mr ChevaIIier! |
| 00:32:22 |
Don't touch me! |
| 00:32:24 |
What a savage! |
| 00:32:27 |
And with just a shoveI! |
| 00:32:28 |
So butch! |
| 00:32:31 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:32:33 |
For the insurance. Thanks. |
| 00:32:36 |
You're staying with your Dad? |
| 00:32:39 |
I'm Ieaving. |
| 00:32:39 |
But you'II be back tomorrow? |
| 00:32:42 |
You'II be back? |
| 00:32:44 |
- Why? |
| 00:32:46 |
I know, but... I Iove you! |
| 00:32:48 |
Listen: it's over! |
| 00:32:49 |
You cheat on me... |
| 00:32:51 |
steaI my panties and hear voices! |
| 00:32:55 |
What? |
| 00:32:56 |
She said you fantasize about men... |
| 00:32:59 |
Shut it! |
| 00:33:00 |
For the photographer! |
| 00:33:02 |
Man or woman. |
| 00:33:04 |
But I don't know... |
| 00:33:08 |
You're scaring me! I can't take this! |
| 00:33:12 |
I'II see someone, tomorrow! |
| 00:33:14 |
I thought you aIready had? |
| 00:33:15 |
Yes, I went there but... |
| 00:33:21 |
Emma, I Iove you! |
| 00:33:30 |
Shit! |
| 00:33:32 |
Shit! Shit! Shit! |
| 00:33:34 |
A guy crying, |
| 00:33:37 |
makes your heart bIeed! |
| 00:33:40 |
There's something in my eye... |
| 00:33:42 |
She's hot when she's mad! |
| 00:33:45 |
- Shame she's gone! |
| 00:33:48 |
Straights and their tiffs! |
| 00:33:53 |
I see men... |
| 00:33:58 |
in my room... |
| 00:34:01 |
in the shower... |
| 00:34:04 |
in the ceIIar... |
| 00:34:07 |
but, Iet's be cIear: |
| 00:34:12 |
Of course not! What's your job? |
| 00:34:15 |
Construction. |
| 00:34:17 |
I'm a site manager. |
| 00:34:18 |
A man's worId. |
| 00:34:20 |
Yes. |
| 00:34:21 |
So you work excIusiveIy with men... |
| 00:34:25 |
Er, yeah. |
| 00:34:26 |
That's interesting. |
| 00:34:28 |
And these men... |
| 00:34:32 |
Mr Modena... |
| 00:34:34 |
You are the victim of haIIucinations. |
| 00:34:37 |
Fine. Why? |
| 00:34:39 |
If we restrict our instincts, |
| 00:34:43 |
or restrain our desires... |
| 00:34:51 |
When you say visions, |
| 00:34:53 |
- what do you mean? |
| 00:34:56 |
Wait, wait! |
| 00:35:02 |
or seII the house, |
| 00:35:05 |
Change your head. That's the probIem. |
| 00:35:07 |
In cash, of course. |
| 00:35:12 |
- I onIy have this. |
| 00:35:20 |
''GAY'' |
| 00:35:29 |
We'II deIve into that next time. |
| 00:35:33 |
Listen to me! |
| 00:35:35 |
But what can I do? My wife's Ieft me! |
| 00:35:38 |
I'm aII aIone! |
| 00:35:40 |
You have homosexuaI fantasies. |
| 00:35:43 |
Act upon it. |
| 00:35:51 |
- I'm sorry. |
| 00:35:53 |
- Thanks. |
| 00:36:25 |
I've made tea. |
| 00:36:28 |
I aIways said that boy wasn't for us. |
| 00:36:37 |
Oh, Iook! I Iove it... |
| 00:36:39 |
VaIerie's such a space case, |
| 00:36:44 |
I need to taIk... |
| 00:36:46 |
She's got a 15-day course in Cuba, |
| 00:36:49 |
And she's the onIy girI! |
| 00:36:52 |
David... I'm wondering if... |
| 00:36:56 |
I might be gay. |
| 00:36:57 |
Pass the crisps. |
| 00:37:00 |
- Did you hear me? |
| 00:37:06 |
- So? |
| 00:37:13 |
You're not my type. |
| 00:37:19 |
That expIains the guys in the ceIIar. |
| 00:37:21 |
So who is it? A coIIeague? |
| 00:37:23 |
- Who's who? |
| 00:37:25 |
Your boyfriend! |
| 00:37:26 |
For fuck's sake! |
| 00:37:29 |
It's CarIos, the Portuguese guy. |
| 00:37:32 |
You guys are aIways... It's CarIos! |
| 00:37:36 |
I knew it! |
| 00:37:37 |
No boyfriend! |
| 00:37:40 |
Right. |
| 00:37:43 |
CarIos met your Dad? |
| 00:37:45 |
- Are you deaf! I don't have a boyfriend! |
| 00:37:52 |
I've never screwed a guy. |
| 00:37:55 |
You said you were gay? |
| 00:37:58 |
- Yes. |
| 00:38:00 |
You can't generaIise. |
| 00:38:04 |
But... you do want to screw a guy? |
| 00:38:07 |
No! |
| 00:38:10 |
Screw your dumb questions! |
| 00:38:13 |
I have to go: my grandma's 80th birthday. |
| 00:38:16 |
Where's my tie? |
| 00:38:17 |
Oh God! |
| 00:38:21 |
Look, Mark! |
| 00:38:22 |
I found this for V's birthday. |
| 00:38:25 |
It's African or CoIumbian, maybe... |
| 00:38:27 |
- I don't know where to put it. |
| 00:38:30 |
But you're gay! You shouId know! |
| 00:38:37 |
In the ceIIar. |
| 00:38:41 |
What did he say? |
| 00:38:42 |
He didn't say anything. |
| 00:38:46 |
Yes I did, Papa. |
| 00:38:49 |
I said that maybe I was... |
| 00:38:51 |
homosexuaI... or bisexuaI. |
| 00:38:53 |
Phew! I was worried... |
| 00:38:56 |
I thought you didn't Iike my tiramisu! |
| 00:38:59 |
Your tiramisu's the best! |
| 00:39:02 |
So you're a fairy... |
| 00:39:05 |
You know, pre-war... back in ItaIy... |
| 00:39:08 |
I had this beautifuI neighbour... |
| 00:39:11 |
- she was round and firm: an apricot! |
| 00:39:15 |
- We used to do it every washday. |
| 00:39:18 |
- Your father was kind and a good worker. |
| 00:39:21 |
But useIess in bed. |
| 00:39:23 |
We have to heIp him. |
| 00:39:29 |
No Ieftovers! |
| 00:39:30 |
What did gran say? |
| 00:39:37 |
We have to heIp him. |
| 00:39:40 |
Any ideas? |
| 00:39:41 |
This TV is aII squashed! |
| 00:39:45 |
I'II taIk to him. |
| 00:39:47 |
A proper discussion. |
| 00:39:49 |
We can heIp him... |
| 00:39:54 |
What's that? |
| 00:39:55 |
An articIe about hammerhead sharks. |
| 00:40:00 |
Hammertit sharks! |
| 00:40:04 |
Don't push me, Ivan, pIease! |
| 00:40:10 |
I've griIIed his jeans! |
| 00:40:14 |
Have you seen the date? |
| 00:40:16 |
It's 2006! |
| 00:40:21 |
We've been here for 27 years! |
| 00:40:24 |
I'm 60! |
| 00:40:25 |
No. |
| 00:40:28 |
My ex is mayor of Paris! |
| 00:40:30 |
And when I was in ItaIy... |
| 00:40:33 |
one night he wasn't home! |
| 00:40:36 |
But Mark is the Latin type. |
| 00:40:38 |
And? |
| 00:40:39 |
He's hot-bIooded. |
| 00:40:45 |
I swore I wouIdn't teII... |
| 00:40:49 |
He even hit on me! |
| 00:40:51 |
What? Mark? |
| 00:40:52 |
I don't want to cause troubIe... |
| 00:40:57 |
Is that him? |
| 00:40:59 |
Don't answer! |
| 00:41:01 |
Don't be a sucker! |
| 00:41:04 |
You understand? |
| 00:41:08 |
''Accept it. Act upon it.'' |
| 00:41:21 |
Excuse me... |
| 00:41:23 |
I wiII have... |
| 00:41:25 |
a Scotch! |
| 00:41:35 |
On the rocks? |
| 00:41:36 |
Right, no ice. Thanks. |
| 00:41:41 |
Has everyone Ieft? |
| 00:41:43 |
At 12? It isn't EuroDisney. |
| 00:41:45 |
Uh, Yes. |
| 00:41:50 |
Can I get a Iight, pIease? |
| 00:41:52 |
...and for a name? |
| 00:41:54 |
SamueI or John, finaIIy Mark. |
| 00:41:58 |
That's funny: my name's Mark! |
| 00:42:01 |
You done, Mr Suit 'n' Tie? |
| 00:42:03 |
No, it's Modena. |
| 00:42:06 |
Mark... never mind. |
| 00:42:14 |
Straight bait. |
| 00:42:17 |
Up my aIIey! |
| 00:42:47 |
Time out! |
| 00:42:54 |
Hi, I'm Mark. |
| 00:42:58 |
Wanna go downstairs? |
| 00:43:00 |
Yes, sure... why? What's downstairs? |
| 00:43:02 |
Come, and I'II show you. |
| 00:43:07 |
Easy now... The direct type, huh? |
| 00:43:12 |
I'm more oId-fashioned... |
| 00:43:18 |
You just give head? |
| 00:43:21 |
I didn't catch that. |
| 00:43:22 |
You onIy give bIow-jobs? |
| 00:43:24 |
I didn't say that! No way! |
| 00:43:29 |
Maybe we can chat... first! |
| 00:43:31 |
What do you do? |
| 00:43:36 |
I'm active. |
| 00:43:38 |
Yes, but in what? |
| 00:43:40 |
In aImost anyone. It depends. |
| 00:43:44 |
Right! |
| 00:43:49 |
So what sign are you? |
| 00:43:52 |
I don't beIieve in aII that |
| 00:43:57 |
I Iike you. We're going to get aIong. |
| 00:44:01 |
Terrific! |
| 00:44:03 |
You OK? |
| 00:44:06 |
Do you want something to drink? |
| 00:44:10 |
I just want to fuck. |
| 00:44:12 |
Your pIace? |
| 00:44:14 |
My pIace is not a good option! |
| 00:44:18 |
Outside then? |
| 00:44:21 |
I didn't Iike it much outside, |
| 00:44:25 |
Stones, and bits of stuff, and thorns... |
| 00:44:30 |
Stop it! Sorry, but I can't drive. |
| 00:44:33 |
Shame: no site keys. |
| 00:44:37 |
You work on a site? |
| 00:44:39 |
Site manager! A great job! |
| 00:44:43 |
Have you got any work cIothes? |
| 00:44:46 |
The first time I feIched |
| 00:44:49 |
Great! Great! |
| 00:44:51 |
Park there, quick! |
| 00:45:01 |
TaIk Turkish to me! |
| 00:45:03 |
- Turkish? |
| 00:45:05 |
Go on, go on! |
| 00:45:08 |
Kebab! |
| 00:45:09 |
More! |
| 00:45:12 |
GaIatasaray... |
| 00:45:14 |
Fuck, you're a hunk! |
| 00:45:16 |
OK. OK. |
| 00:45:19 |
- Do me a favour? |
| 00:45:27 |
Do me a favour? |
| 00:45:28 |
No, yes, it depends. |
| 00:45:31 |
Put this on. |
| 00:45:37 |
And get undressed. |
| 00:45:39 |
Aren't you worried |
| 00:45:42 |
Sure... the squirreIs. |
| 00:45:44 |
Here, Iover... |
| 00:45:50 |
Dear God! It's unreaI! |
| 00:45:52 |
And it's aII yours! |
| 00:45:55 |
What? |
| 00:45:57 |
Hi. It's our paI! |
| 00:46:02 |
Freaky, huh! |
| 00:46:05 |
- It's not mine! |
| 00:46:09 |
Wrap it aII up! FoIIow us! |
| 00:46:16 |
Straights! Never again! |
| 00:46:23 |
''New message.'' |
| 00:46:25 |
''Trayner here. You were expected at 7. |
| 00:46:30 |
''New message.'' |
| 00:46:32 |
''Mark, it's Emma.'' |
| 00:46:34 |
''Dad's picking up his car tonight.'' |
| 00:46:36 |
''Don't be there... pIease.'' |
| 00:47:47 |
How are you? |
| 00:47:51 |
Oh no! I'd forgotten! |
| 00:47:54 |
We're having a ViIIage PeopIe party... |
| 00:47:56 |
we borrowed some stuff. |
| 00:47:59 |
Damn visions! |
| 00:48:01 |
He's obsessed! |
| 00:48:04 |
See a shrink! |
| 00:48:19 |
Change the goddamn song! |
| 00:48:24 |
What time is it? |
| 00:48:27 |
You're aII worked up! |
| 00:48:33 |
You need a bath and a massage. |
| 00:48:38 |
Shut up! |
| 00:48:41 |
MaIdini! Dinnertime! |
| 00:48:55 |
I need my keys. |
| 00:48:57 |
Come in. |
| 00:48:59 |
I'm sorry... it's so unIike me. |
| 00:49:02 |
Just a misunderstanding... |
| 00:49:05 |
TeII Emma... |
| 00:49:06 |
DefiniteIy. |
| 00:49:08 |
Thanks. |
| 00:49:13 |
GentIemen... |
| 00:49:14 |
Kissie! |
| 00:49:24 |
''GentIemen?'' |
| 00:49:27 |
Wait! |
| 00:49:28 |
Wait! |
| 00:49:30 |
Wait! |
| 00:49:32 |
Who were you taIking to? |
| 00:49:34 |
Who was there? |
| 00:49:35 |
Those feIIows... |
| 00:49:38 |
What feIIows? I'm aII aIone! |
| 00:49:41 |
You're crazy! The Indian, the cop... |
| 00:49:45 |
That's great! |
| 00:49:48 |
- That's great! |
| 00:50:02 |
''L'Am - bi - gu'' What is that? |
| 00:50:08 |
CoIour TV for the straights! |
| 00:50:16 |
Damn aIIergies! |
| 00:50:18 |
Must be puss! |
| 00:50:19 |
''Franz, Iet's get married!'' |
| 00:50:22 |
Princes but no queens! |
| 00:50:24 |
''I Iove you, Franz!'' |
| 00:50:26 |
''Don't caII me Franz!'' |
| 00:50:28 |
- Change channeIs! |
| 00:50:31 |
And the Prince! |
| 00:50:37 |
''Tragedy at cIub. 5 dead.'' |
| 00:50:41 |
Baby! |
| 00:50:43 |
Smoking! |
| 00:50:44 |
No effect at aII! |
| 00:50:45 |
Come on! |
| 00:50:46 |
Pass the baII! |
| 00:50:48 |
''Tr.z.guet shoots!'' |
| 00:50:50 |
Tr.z.-gay? Who are these guys? |
| 00:50:53 |
We'II never win with the B-team! |
| 00:50:56 |
Where's Janvion and ReveIIi? |
| 00:51:00 |
France aIways sucks at soccer! |
| 00:51:02 |
We have won 2 Euros and a WorId Cup! |
| 00:51:06 |
Leave the footie! |
| 00:51:07 |
Let's taIk. |
| 00:51:09 |
Did you hear that, girIs! |
| 00:51:11 |
- He wants to taIk! |
| 00:51:17 |
We're in the newspaper! |
| 00:51:19 |
Let's see! |
| 00:51:21 |
''ExpIosion at 2 in the morning...'' |
| 00:51:24 |
1.55 on the dot. |
| 00:51:27 |
That's mine. |
| 00:51:28 |
''Five victims' bodies were not found...'' |
| 00:51:31 |
''due to the bIast...'' |
| 00:51:33 |
''caused by a short-circuit in an |
| 00:51:40 |
I get it now. |
| 00:51:42 |
ApriI 13th 1979... |
| 00:51:45 |
Huggy's surprise birthday party... |
| 00:51:47 |
he was thirty... |
| 00:51:50 |
my partner! |
| 00:51:52 |
You come out at night... |
| 00:51:55 |
We're fags, right? |
| 00:51:57 |
- Yes. No. I was going to say ghosts! |
| 00:52:02 |
We waIk through waIIs and don't age... |
| 00:52:06 |
you couId have asked us! |
| 00:52:09 |
Anyway... |
| 00:52:10 |
Emma's Dad sees you, so I'm not aIone... |
| 00:52:14 |
And I'm not mad, and not gay! |
| 00:52:17 |
Happy now, are you? |
| 00:52:19 |
He's gIad not to be gay! |
| 00:52:22 |
Yes! |
| 00:52:23 |
Maybe I can win back the woman I Iove! |
| 00:52:30 |
''Ghosts'' |
| 00:52:34 |
BriIIiant! |
| 00:52:41 |
I'm coming! |
| 00:52:45 |
...so if you think you can heIp, |
| 00:52:47 |
caII me back. Thanks. |
| 00:52:51 |
The very man! |
| 00:52:53 |
So? suicide? |
| 00:52:56 |
What? |
| 00:52:57 |
WeII you're gay, your wife's Ieft you, |
| 00:53:04 |
BuIIshit! |
| 00:53:05 |
I'm not gay. |
| 00:53:06 |
Shame, it was kind of cooI. |
| 00:53:11 |
I Ieft 100 messages... |
| 00:53:12 |
Oh shit! Like a beer? |
| 00:53:15 |
It's me... |
| 00:53:17 |
I went for my car. |
| 00:53:19 |
- You OK? |
| 00:53:20 |
Move on, Emma. I saw Mark. |
| 00:53:23 |
- ReaIIy? How is he? |
| 00:53:26 |
Having a IittIe party a kinky costume do! |
| 00:53:33 |
Going out? |
| 00:53:34 |
To work. I can't sIeep anyway. |
| 00:53:42 |
Mark! |
| 00:53:43 |
Christ! |
| 00:53:45 |
Stop going through waIIs! |
| 00:53:47 |
It's creepy! There are doors! |
| 00:53:57 |
Doors means... never mind. |
| 00:54:00 |
You know... |
| 00:54:02 |
the paI who never showed up... |
| 00:54:04 |
can you try and find him? |
| 00:54:07 |
His name was Henry Burns. |
| 00:54:09 |
But I caIIed him Huggy. |
| 00:54:11 |
He ran a bar in the Rue St Anne. |
| 00:54:15 |
The Iove of my Iife. |
| 00:54:21 |
I'II do what I can. |
| 00:54:23 |
- Huggy? |
| 00:54:25 |
Right... We're going to dance. |
| 00:54:33 |
Thanks. |
| 00:54:48 |
What's up? |
| 00:54:50 |
It's Ivan! He's dead! |
| 00:54:55 |
- Yes, I'm dead! |
| 00:54:57 |
- It's Ivan! He's dead! |
| 00:54:59 |
You're aII dead! So what? |
| 00:55:02 |
Not again! You need Iocking up! |
| 00:55:04 |
You need Iocking up! |
| 00:55:07 |
You're seriousIy whacko! |
| 00:55:10 |
I'm taIking to gh... |
| 00:55:12 |
to friends you can't see. |
| 00:55:14 |
Cut it out! |
| 00:55:16 |
How about a demo? |
| 00:55:19 |
Leave it to me! |
| 00:55:21 |
What? |
| 00:55:23 |
Just watch! |
| 00:55:27 |
Ready? |
| 00:55:29 |
Lets' go! |
| 00:55:36 |
Nice move. My turn. |
| 00:55:39 |
Nice move! |
| 00:55:40 |
Did you see that? |
| 00:55:44 |
What pIanet are you on? |
| 00:55:46 |
Huh? |
| 00:55:49 |
OK, guys. Reset. |
| 00:55:51 |
You shoot now. You'II see. |
| 00:55:59 |
HoIy shit! |
| 00:56:01 |
Is that them? |
| 00:56:18 |
Wow! |
| 00:56:25 |
They're good! |
| 00:56:29 |
It's Iike a fIying sea-snake! |
| 00:56:36 |
Oh shit! Are they there? |
| 00:56:45 |
I've got pretty baIIs, huh? |
| 00:56:48 |
They see me? |
| 00:56:50 |
Is he pIaying with a fuII deck? |
| 00:56:53 |
They think you're cooI. |
| 00:56:58 |
Howdy! |
| 00:56:59 |
That's a cue-rack! Over there! |
| 00:57:03 |
Do they Iive here? |
| 00:57:04 |
That's the probIem... |
| 00:57:13 |
Good evening, Mr Modena. |
| 00:57:20 |
A cIassic case. |
| 00:57:22 |
What our German friends caII |
| 00:57:27 |
''Noisy spirits''. |
| 00:57:29 |
You say they died vioIentIy, |
| 00:57:33 |
they behave strangeIy... |
| 00:57:39 |
... and appear at night? |
| 00:57:41 |
AbsoIuteIy. |
| 00:57:43 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:57:48 |
To imprison such spirits... |
| 00:57:54 |
... encIosed by 4 hoIy stones. |
| 00:57:58 |
We need to find those stones. |
| 00:58:05 |
I shouId have taken the barbecue sauce. |
| 00:58:10 |
Get me some. |
| 00:58:12 |
Hey! Get it yourseIf! |
| 00:58:14 |
David... pIease. |
| 00:58:16 |
And for dessert, a fudge McFIurry. |
| 00:58:20 |
Do it for me! |
| 00:58:21 |
Great! |
| 00:58:24 |
It's OK. |
| 00:58:26 |
He has a cuckoId's chin... |
| 00:58:28 |
a prominent forehead |
| 00:58:33 |
Right... find me those stones! |
| 00:58:38 |
It's manuaI Iabour... not too hard... |
| 00:58:41 |
even for you. |
| 00:58:43 |
I hate him. |
| 00:58:45 |
It's mutuaI. |
| 00:58:46 |
You can see them? And hear them? |
| 00:58:53 |
Let's go guys! |
| 00:59:10 |
''This house was buiIt |
| 00:59:13 |
''and the 4 imprisoning stones represent |
| 00:59:19 |
''When the Order was repressed...'' |
| 00:59:22 |
''the TempIars were sIain...'' |
| 00:59:24 |
''at this precise Iocation: |
| 00:59:31 |
''and the former cIub.'' |
| 00:59:35 |
SIow going! CarefuI, Mark. |
| 00:59:38 |
OK. There! |
| 00:59:40 |
The stones represent the Iimits |
| 00:59:46 |
Your chums' ''prison''. |
| 00:59:48 |
If I move the stones... |
| 00:59:52 |
they move too. |
| 00:59:55 |
One barbecue sauce! |
| 00:59:56 |
I don't want it now. Where's my dessert? |
| 00:59:59 |
Thanks, David. |
| 01:00:01 |
I don't want it now. Where's my dessert? |
| 01:00:03 |
Here! |
| 01:00:05 |
So if I put the stonesat |
| 01:00:09 |
they couId go anywhere? |
| 01:00:12 |
That's impossibIe. |
| 01:00:14 |
The ectopIasmic zone is fixed. |
| 01:00:18 |
So they wiII never Ieave? |
| 01:00:20 |
Oh, but yes! |
| 01:00:22 |
The poItergeist state is just one step |
| 01:00:29 |
the Great Passage. |
| 01:00:30 |
What's that? |
| 01:00:32 |
Like in that fiIm: ''HeII-house''. |
| 01:00:38 |
and guys faII in. |
| 01:00:40 |
So you Iiked that fine documentary... |
| 01:00:46 |
But then, you have fIat Iobes. |
| 01:00:48 |
I'm going to pIay pooI. |
| 01:00:51 |
When is the Great Passage? |
| 01:00:54 |
It can be defined. |
| 01:00:58 |
I can do that. |
| 01:01:00 |
But I am intrigued... |
| 01:01:03 |
Some peopIe... |
| 01:01:04 |
can see them... |
| 01:01:06 |
others cannot. |
| 01:01:07 |
Yes, I agree. |
| 01:01:08 |
Be quiet! |
| 01:01:10 |
I need to think. |
| 01:01:12 |
We know that Casanova's ghost... |
| 01:01:15 |
appeared onIy to virgins. |
| 01:01:18 |
To no-one eIse. Why? |
| 01:01:20 |
Because he Iusted after virginity. |
| 01:01:23 |
Thus, if we see them... |
| 01:01:26 |
others do not, |
| 01:01:30 |
Virginity! |
| 01:01:31 |
That doesn't work. I can see them... |
| 01:01:33 |
- and I'm no virgin. |
| 01:01:37 |
Ah, in that case... |
| 01:01:39 |
MyseIf too! |
| 01:01:40 |
And what fantasy... |
| 01:01:45 |
You and I! |
| 01:01:47 |
Attractive hetero maIes to convert! |
| 01:01:50 |
That makes sense. |
| 01:01:52 |
Emma's Dad and I can see them... |
| 01:01:58 |
ExactIy. |
| 01:02:00 |
Impure contact with a man |
| 01:02:03 |
So you can't see them. |
| 01:02:07 |
Yes. |
| 01:02:10 |
Where? |
| 01:02:16 |
I'm coming. |
| 01:02:27 |
AII right, guys? |
| 01:02:29 |
I'II kiII the fascist! |
| 01:02:32 |
No, we need him! |
| 01:02:34 |
It's bedtime, OK? |
| 01:02:36 |
For you! |
| 01:02:40 |
Why don't you put the stones in the car |
| 01:02:45 |
He's right! |
| 01:02:47 |
We can't Ieave the perimeter, |
| 01:02:51 |
Mark can drive us and the stones... |
| 01:02:53 |
I wouIdn't, if I were you. |
| 01:02:55 |
We'II do what we Iike, paI! |
| 01:02:58 |
You're not giving orders! |
| 01:03:01 |
How do we do it? |
| 01:03:05 |
- Come and party with us! |
| 01:03:09 |
I'm reaIIy not in the mood. |
| 01:03:13 |
Be cooI, Mark! |
| 01:03:16 |
We'II never see |
| 01:03:19 |
But we can't force anyone to be generous. |
| 01:03:23 |
Don't worry, Mark... |
| 01:03:25 |
We'II stiII heIp get Emma back. |
| 01:03:27 |
Kissie! |
| 01:03:30 |
Bastards! |
| 01:03:31 |
OK. But not for Iong. |
| 01:03:37 |
I'II have to move the stones! |
| 01:03:39 |
Hurry up! |
| 01:03:40 |
I have a question for you... |
| 01:03:42 |
why doesn't David see the ghosts? |
| 01:03:45 |
Think about it. There are two cases. |
| 01:03:48 |
Either you're pure... or you're not. |
| 01:03:51 |
Leave the oId fart! |
| 01:03:53 |
Good night, Mr Modena. |
| 01:03:55 |
Let's go, Mark! |
| 01:03:57 |
- You'II drop me off? |
| 01:04:03 |
Party time! |
| 01:04:06 |
Who put a stone by the brake! |
| 01:04:09 |
- I did. Don't move. |
| 01:04:13 |
OK! I've got it. |
| 01:04:14 |
Put the radio on! |
| 01:04:16 |
- Yes, the radio! |
| 01:04:18 |
A serenade for Paris! |
| 01:04:20 |
Sounds good! Is it new? |
| 01:04:22 |
- Turn it up! |
| 01:04:24 |
- Yeah, cooI! |
| 01:04:26 |
Why don't you come? |
| 01:04:28 |
V's probabIy waiting. |
| 01:04:30 |
And tomorrow at 6... |
| 01:04:34 |
- A whoIe squad in their boxers! |
| 01:04:38 |
Having their nuts squeezed! |
| 01:04:41 |
You want to come? It's near your house. |
| 01:04:44 |
Thanks... but no thanks. |
| 01:04:47 |
- See you! |
| 01:04:49 |
They aII say bye. |
| 01:04:52 |
Hey, Mark? |
| 01:04:53 |
What? |
| 01:04:54 |
Maybe we couId stop by? |
| 01:04:55 |
- Maybe we couId stop by? |
| 01:04:57 |
What? |
| 01:04:58 |
What's the probIem? Firemen are cooI! |
| 01:05:02 |
Firefighting is important! |
| 01:05:04 |
- Right! |
| 01:05:06 |
And hunky firemen? |
| 01:05:07 |
What are you taIking about? |
| 01:05:09 |
Admit it! You're a fag! |
| 01:05:13 |
You want to check out firemen |
| 01:05:18 |
You hear that, Mark? That's a good one! |
| 01:05:22 |
Me! Gay! It's preposterous! |
| 01:05:26 |
- Gay, gay! |
| 01:05:32 |
Paris is stiII so beautifuI! |
| 01:05:34 |
MichaeI! The Mayor's pIace! |
| 01:05:37 |
Where are we going? |
| 01:05:39 |
The Marais! |
| 01:05:40 |
The Marais! |
| 01:05:42 |
- What's there? |
| 01:05:44 |
Gay driving schooIs! |
| 01:05:51 |
Gay restaurants! |
| 01:05:53 |
Gay bookstores! |
| 01:05:55 |
Gay hairdressers! Gay gays! |
| 01:05:58 |
It's the Promised Land! |
| 01:06:06 |
Take a smaIIer tabIe! |
| 01:06:08 |
When the pIace fiIIs up, I'II move. OK? |
| 01:06:12 |
What can I get you? |
| 01:06:13 |
Beer? Beer? Yes? |
| 01:06:16 |
6 beers, pIease. |
| 01:06:19 |
Thanks. |
| 01:06:20 |
The joint's empty! |
| 01:06:21 |
It's not EuroDisney! |
| 01:06:24 |
- Euro-what? |
| 01:06:28 |
Oh, right. |
| 01:06:29 |
A funfair in the suburbs |
| 01:06:33 |
Why doesn't David see you? |
| 01:06:37 |
I'm sure he's not gay. Everyone's gay. |
| 01:06:41 |
HeterosexuaIity is a bourgeois scam. |
| 01:06:44 |
And aII straights are Iatent gays! |
| 01:06:48 |
We're either gay or fascists! Yes? |
| 01:06:53 |
What about toIerance and difference... |
| 01:06:55 |
do they mean nothing? |
| 01:06:59 |
With his Peace and Love pendant... |
| 01:07:01 |
You're right. He's taIking rubbish. |
| 01:07:07 |
David! He touches dicks! |
| 01:07:09 |
Firemen's dicks! |
| 01:07:11 |
That's the reason! |
| 01:07:13 |
He touches other peopIe's dicks! |
| 01:07:15 |
That's why he can't see you! |
| 01:07:18 |
Of course, that's why he can't see you! |
| 01:07:20 |
He touches firemen's dicks! |
| 01:07:24 |
And so he can't see you! |
| 01:07:26 |
That's great! No probIem! |
| 01:07:28 |
BriIIiant! I'II caII him! |
| 01:07:55 |
Move the stones! |
| 01:07:57 |
Mark! The stones! |
| 01:07:59 |
At work, you touch dicks! |
| 01:08:01 |
That's why they're invisibIe! |
| 01:08:04 |
I'II caII back. |
| 01:08:10 |
That's me, there. |
| 01:08:12 |
I've changed! |
| 01:08:14 |
No, I recognize you. |
| 01:08:16 |
I know the person beside you. |
| 01:08:18 |
ImpossibIe. |
| 01:08:25 |
Huggy? |
| 01:08:28 |
OnIy one person ever caIIed me that! |
| 01:08:32 |
You're too young. |
| 01:08:34 |
How did you know? |
| 01:08:35 |
I know? |
| 01:08:36 |
What's up guys? |
| 01:08:39 |
Don't move! |
| 01:08:51 |
Sir! Sir! |
| 01:08:54 |
Your order! |
| 01:08:55 |
Any Ionger outside, |
| 01:08:59 |
I wouIdn't Iike to be in their shoes... |
| 01:09:03 |
- Your order? |
| 01:09:07 |
I'd just Ieave them there. |
| 01:09:09 |
But if you want to save them, it's simpIe. |
| 01:09:15 |
The timing is vitaI. |
| 01:09:18 |
They must aIways be back by 1.55. |
| 01:09:21 |
The time of the expIosion |
| 01:09:26 |
Like CindereIIa... |
| 01:09:29 |
they're CindereIIas! |
| 01:09:30 |
You! |
| 01:09:31 |
Cinders with their own baIIs! |
| 01:09:39 |
Napkins are extra? |
| 01:09:41 |
They're in the bag, sir. |
| 01:09:44 |
Don't worry! It'II be OK! |
| 01:09:49 |
It's aIright! Don't worry! |
| 01:09:56 |
Wait... |
| 01:09:57 |
I'II be back! Don't move! |
| 01:09:59 |
Emma! |
| 01:10:01 |
Emma! UnbeIievabIe! |
| 01:10:03 |
Don't you get my messages? |
| 01:10:05 |
I'm fine! I'm cured! |
| 01:10:09 |
We'II be home in 2 minutes! |
| 01:10:12 |
PIease! |
| 01:10:15 |
Forget me. |
| 01:10:17 |
Good Iuck. To you, and your wheeIbarrow. |
| 01:10:20 |
Fuck! Emma! |
| 01:10:30 |
Are you OK? |
| 01:10:32 |
Are you OK? NearIy there! |
| 01:10:41 |
Sorry. |
| 01:10:43 |
Our paI! Running red Iights now, eh? |
| 01:10:46 |
- You Iike prison food? |
| 01:10:51 |
5 in the back and no beIts! |
| 01:10:54 |
AII wasted too! |
| 01:10:56 |
AII right, girIs! Get out! |
| 01:10:58 |
PhiI... who are you taIking to? |
| 01:11:00 |
He's aII aIone. |
| 01:11:02 |
Yeah... it's just me. |
| 01:11:04 |
The 5 fairies back there! |
| 01:11:06 |
The 5 what? |
| 01:11:08 |
What? |
| 01:11:09 |
Who? |
| 01:11:10 |
Take a vacation, PhiI! |
| 01:11:12 |
It's OK, PhiI... move aIong now... |
| 01:11:14 |
Bye PhiI! |
| 01:11:18 |
Are you nuts? |
| 01:11:20 |
You know how it is. |
| 01:11:21 |
Don't touch me! |
| 01:11:36 |
Better now? |
| 01:11:38 |
AII right, baby? |
| 01:11:40 |
Thanks, Mark. |
| 01:11:46 |
''Emma...'' |
| 01:11:47 |
''I'd Iike to expIain...'' |
| 01:11:50 |
''but otherwise, |
| 01:11:53 |
''Mark'' |
| 01:12:11 |
Don't put a crease in the jeans. |
| 01:12:14 |
You'II get aII rumpIy at work! |
| 01:12:16 |
Work is history! |
| 01:12:24 |
This is nice, eh? |
| 01:12:31 |
OK, Mark? |
| 01:12:35 |
Yeah, yeah. |
| 01:12:41 |
''Love is a science...'' |
| 01:12:43 |
''you my guiding hand... |
| 01:12:46 |
''and try to understand... |
| 01:12:49 |
''My angeI, sweet and brutaI...'' |
| 01:12:52 |
''Pure and cIear and perfect...'' |
| 01:12:55 |
''a jeweI made of crystaI.'' |
| 01:12:59 |
Who is it? |
| 01:13:01 |
Is it for me? |
| 01:13:03 |
Mark. |
| 01:13:05 |
I got your Ietter. I just wanted to say... |
| 01:13:08 |
- ''It's IoveIy.'' |
| 01:13:10 |
''EspeciaIIy the end.'' |
| 01:13:12 |
The end? |
| 01:13:14 |
''Your stuff''? |
| 01:13:16 |
''I hear your siIence...'' |
| 01:13:18 |
''It's beautifuI.'' |
| 01:13:22 |
- Must be a mistake... |
| 01:13:25 |
What? |
| 01:13:28 |
Jean Cocteau. |
| 01:13:29 |
You Iike poetry? |
| 01:13:31 |
Oh yes... |
| 01:13:32 |
We shouId taIk, don't you think? |
| 01:13:35 |
Of course. TaIk and meet... |
| 01:13:37 |
- Invite her to dinner! |
| 01:13:40 |
Maybe we can... have dinner? |
| 01:13:42 |
FinaIIy! |
| 01:13:44 |
- Next week! |
| 01:13:47 |
Tonight? |
| 01:13:49 |
I'II be there in 1 hour. |
| 01:13:52 |
Who forged my handwriting? |
| 01:13:58 |
Thanks, guys! |
| 01:14:02 |
It was me, Mark. |
| 01:14:03 |
I onIy wanted to heIp. |
| 01:14:07 |
Thanks, Shaggy! |
| 01:14:09 |
You're briIIiant! Thanks! |
| 01:14:12 |
What time is it? |
| 01:14:12 |
1.55. |
| 01:14:14 |
That's on your broken watch. It's 20.15. |
| 01:14:18 |
Do me a favour, guys. |
| 01:14:19 |
- Leave me and Emma aIone tonight? |
| 01:14:23 |
OK, but... you want your wife back, right? |
| 01:14:27 |
ExactIy! |
| 01:14:28 |
The way he Iooks, he has no chance! |
| 01:14:32 |
HardIy a babe-magnet! |
| 01:14:34 |
He's right: aIways rumpIy! |
| 01:14:36 |
But he works, or worked, so hard! |
| 01:14:40 |
I worked for BASF for ten years... |
| 01:14:43 |
- and was aIways more than aIIuring! |
| 01:14:45 |
- Listen. |
| 01:14:49 |
So he's frumpy! And straight! |
| 01:14:52 |
That's how it is! |
| 01:14:55 |
We can't aII have dominant mothers... |
| 01:14:58 |
and meek fathers! It's not his fauIt! |
| 01:15:04 |
The concept of toIerance... |
| 01:15:08 |
means nothing to you? |
| 01:15:11 |
- Is Perry Mason done? |
| 01:15:14 |
We'II heIp you! |
| 01:15:19 |
Let's get to work, girIs! |
| 01:15:26 |
Give me a hand! |
| 01:15:42 |
No. |
| 01:15:47 |
No. |
| 01:15:48 |
I think I'II do the icing! |
| 01:15:50 |
This materiaI! |
| 01:15:59 |
Wait, GiIes! |
| 01:16:02 |
This might work better! |
| 01:16:06 |
FaciaI toner! Such penetration! |
| 01:16:09 |
Easy, boy! |
| 01:16:17 |
Good evening! |
| 01:16:21 |
It's changed! It's so much bigger! |
| 01:16:24 |
We... I took out the pooI tabIe. |
| 01:16:30 |
- You did aII this? |
| 01:16:33 |
By yourseIf? |
| 01:16:34 |
Yes. |
| 01:16:36 |
I did the step! |
| 01:16:39 |
That's pretty. |
| 01:16:41 |
Fairy Iights! They Iight up! |
| 01:16:45 |
Sit down. |
| 01:16:47 |
Make yourseIf... |
| 01:16:49 |
at home! |
| 01:16:51 |
Mark! It's ready! |
| 01:16:53 |
Two more nibbIes! |
| 01:16:57 |
Did you shag her? |
| 01:16:59 |
The tomato umbreIIas! |
| 01:17:02 |
That's enough! |
| 01:17:05 |
- She'II notice! |
| 01:17:07 |
She'II Iove you! |
| 01:17:09 |
Yes. |
| 01:17:12 |
Next! |
| 01:17:13 |
You're back aIready? |
| 01:17:15 |
You did aII this? |
| 01:17:17 |
Yes. |
| 01:17:18 |
- It's IoveIy! |
| 01:17:25 |
Everything OK? |
| 01:17:31 |
Ask about her job. |
| 01:17:35 |
So, how's work? |
| 01:17:38 |
WeII, the Pompeii job... |
| 01:17:41 |
is a bit boring. |
| 01:17:44 |
WeII, ''Pompeii isn't Carthage!'' |
| 01:17:47 |
WeII, ''Pompeii isn't Carthage!'' |
| 01:17:51 |
Carthage? |
| 01:17:52 |
That's for sure. |
| 01:17:58 |
- ''HannibaI, |
| 01:17:59 |
- the city waIIs, |
| 01:18:00 |
- the Antonine baths...'' |
| 01:18:02 |
I got so Iaid there! |
| 01:18:03 |
I got so... it's great! |
| 01:18:06 |
Pompeii, Carthage those Persians, huh! |
| 01:18:08 |
Idiot! Wrong answer! |
| 01:18:10 |
The Persians? |
| 01:18:12 |
ReaIIy! Fancy some wine? |
| 01:18:15 |
I'm fine. |
| 01:18:19 |
You're different. |
| 01:18:22 |
I'm cured. I'm better now. |
| 01:18:26 |
It's as if you'd changed. |
| 01:18:30 |
For the better. |
| 01:18:32 |
I Iike it. |
| 01:18:34 |
Dessert is served! |
| 01:18:36 |
Dessert is served! |
| 01:18:41 |
AIready? |
| 01:18:42 |
I mean, I made dessert, and it's ready. |
| 01:18:45 |
Superb! |
| 01:18:47 |
- Cake? |
| 01:18:51 |
I supervised! |
| 01:18:52 |
I'd never have guessed... |
| 01:18:54 |
- It's great, fantastic. |
| 01:18:58 |
But, I'm sorry... |
| 01:19:01 |
- I have to... She'II notice. |
| 01:19:05 |
That was my icing! |
| 01:19:07 |
Sorry! |
| 01:19:08 |
- He ruined my cake! |
| 01:19:12 |
- He ruined my cake! |
| 01:19:17 |
I know! |
| 01:19:20 |
It's sort of... |
| 01:19:22 |
ChocoIate! |
| 01:19:26 |
No, reaIIy, it was deIicious... |
| 01:19:28 |
it was a great dinner... |
| 01:19:31 |
I'II have an appIe. |
| 01:19:34 |
As you Iike. |
| 01:19:37 |
I'II mute it. |
| 01:19:39 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:19:44 |
A Marquise appIe! |
| 01:19:52 |
Did you do that? |
| 01:19:54 |
But how? |
| 01:19:57 |
It's amazing! |
| 01:19:59 |
- It's an appIe. |
| 01:20:01 |
Not with a Granny. |
| 01:20:03 |
Come on! |
| 01:20:07 |
GiIes, the music! |
| 01:20:08 |
Let me see... |
| 01:20:12 |
The music is pre-programmed. |
| 01:20:15 |
Time to dance! Dance? |
| 01:20:19 |
FoIIow my Iead. |
| 01:20:24 |
Forward.. |
| 01:20:25 |
FoIIow my Iead. |
| 01:20:35 |
Back, |
| 01:20:37 |
Back, and forward... |
| 01:20:40 |
To the right... |
| 01:20:42 |
And the magic square... |
| 01:20:46 |
Now! |
| 01:21:06 |
I shouId go... |
| 01:21:08 |
Are you sure? |
| 01:21:10 |
In for the kiII! |
| 01:21:12 |
- Kiss her! You fag! |
| 01:21:17 |
Damn aIIergies! |
| 01:21:23 |
PIease, get Iost! |
| 01:21:26 |
You're not hurt, Mark? |
| 01:21:28 |
Kissie. |
| 01:21:29 |
Kissie, kissie. |
| 01:21:31 |
I Iove it when you growI. Turns me on! |
| 01:21:35 |
OK, Iet's go! |
| 01:21:46 |
Hi, I'm GiIes. |
| 01:21:49 |
What's your precinct, big boy? |
| 01:22:12 |
It wasn't me! I didn't touch anything! |
| 01:22:15 |
It was aIready switched on! |
| 01:22:18 |
It was great! |
| 01:22:20 |
Now she's back, |
| 01:22:21 |
we need to get organised... |
| 01:22:27 |
ExpIain this! |
| 01:22:29 |
Wow, you're on here! |
| 01:22:32 |
It was true? |
| 01:22:33 |
We're off... We'II be downstairs... |
| 01:22:38 |
Kissie you too. |
| 01:22:42 |
They went into the waII! |
| 01:22:44 |
WeII my Iove, that's what ghosts do. |
| 01:22:47 |
They go into waIIs. |
| 01:22:54 |
My caIcuIation for |
| 01:23:00 |
The moment when your ghostIy chums... |
| 01:23:03 |
Ieave the worId of the Iiving... |
| 01:23:07 |
is fixed for... |
| 01:23:09 |
Tuesday JuIy 7th 2706. |
| 01:23:14 |
At 1.55. |
| 01:23:16 |
That Iate, huh? |
| 01:23:17 |
Or 2.55, if we give |
| 01:23:21 |
700 years stuck here! |
| 01:23:24 |
That's quite a wait! |
| 01:23:27 |
We need more friends! |
| 01:23:29 |
GirIfriends even! |
| 01:23:31 |
Enough, Ivan! |
| 01:23:33 |
You'II need to be very, very patient... |
| 01:23:37 |
because 2706 is hardIy next week! |
| 01:23:42 |
I've thought of something! |
| 01:23:43 |
This was once a nightcIub! |
| 01:23:50 |
8 months Iater. |
| 01:23:54 |
A drink on the house? |
| 01:24:22 |
Why aII the Greeks on TV? |
| 01:24:25 |
They're Romans! Ghosts! |
| 01:24:27 |
They're here, |
| 01:24:32 |
From Pompeii! |
| 01:24:34 |
They were at the baths. |
| 01:24:36 |
MostIy gay... |
| 01:24:39 |
and they died in the eruption! |
| 01:24:40 |
How did they get here? |
| 01:24:42 |
By ship, with Iava stones. |
| 01:24:45 |
Dance? |
| 01:24:46 |
I'm GiIIus. |
| 01:24:49 |
Concerning the baths... |
| 01:24:51 |
I just went to wash. |
| 01:24:55 |
I'm not... |
| 01:24:57 |
a homo. |
| 01:25:00 |
Nor me, GiIIus! |
| 01:25:09 |
Did you see Ivan? |
| 01:25:11 |
No. No. |
| 01:25:15 |
Weird cocktaiI! |
| 01:25:16 |
No Curacao... I used tomato juice. |
| 01:25:18 |
It's different but it's... |
| 01:25:21 |
Hi. |
| 01:25:22 |
Amazing! You Iook 20 years younger! |
| 01:25:27 |
-Is he here? |
| 01:25:34 |
- Shaggy? |
| 01:25:36 |
He's saying... |
| 01:25:38 |
I can read his Iips... thanks, Mark. |
| 01:25:41 |
''I'm here Huggy...'' |
| 01:25:42 |
''Here for ever...'' |
| 01:25:52 |
Dust in my eye... |
| 01:25:56 |
- Having fun? |
| 01:25:58 |
Hi! I'm her husband! |
| 01:26:02 |
Fancy a drink? |
| 01:26:09 |
How's my grandson doing? |
| 01:26:11 |
Fine, Dad! |
| 01:26:13 |
Bravo Mark! WeII done! |
| 01:26:15 |
No hard feeIings! |
| 01:26:21 |
Great cIub! Nice atmosphere! |
| 01:26:24 |
Yes. |
| 01:26:26 |
- A Iot of fags here! |
| 01:26:29 |
- Lots of fags! |
| 01:26:32 |
I Iike oIder men. |
| 01:26:35 |
Yeah, but: ''oId rod, smaII rod!'' |
| 01:26:39 |
Let's be cIear... |
| 01:26:41 |
There's a pork-roast for 6 down there! |
| 01:26:45 |
OK? |
| 01:26:50 |
So beat it, RomuIus and Remus! |
| 01:26:53 |
- Have you seen Ivan? |
| 01:26:56 |
Everything OK? |
| 01:26:57 |
I can't find him. |
| 01:26:58 |
- Who's Ivan? |
| 01:27:01 |
Dave! |
| 01:27:02 |
Yes! |
| 01:27:04 |
You can see them? And hear them? |
| 01:27:07 |
Sure. |
| 01:27:08 |
So that means... you're not... |
