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00:00:16 Mrs. Frenchie's cat is missing.
00:00:19 The signs are posted
00:00:22 "Have you seen Honey?"
00:00:25 but nobody has seen "Honey"
00:00:28 Nobody...
00:00:29 until last Thursday morning...
00:00:31 when Ms. Colette Piscine
00:00:34 while she drove across the bridge.
00:00:37 Well, this bridge,
00:00:39 is a bit of a local treasure.
00:00:41 and even has
00:00:44 'Pont de flaque'
00:00:47 Now, 'Colette'...
00:00:52 That's 'panty' in French.
00:00:53 And 'Piscine' means "Pool"...
00:00:56 "Panty Pool"
00:00:58 'Flaque' also means pool in French.
00:01:01 So, Colette Piscine,
00:01:04 drives across the 'Pont de flaque'...
00:01:06 or 'Pont de Pool',
00:01:07 to avoid hitting
00:01:09 that's been missing in Pontypool.
00:01:11 Pontypool... Pont de Pool...
00:01:17 What does it mean?
00:01:19 Well, Norman Mailer,
00:01:22 that he used to explain the...
00:01:24 strange coincidences
00:01:26 of the JFK assassination:
00:01:28 In the wake of huge events,
00:01:30 after them and before them,
00:01:32 physical details -
00:01:35 They sort of unlock,
00:01:36 and when they come back into focus,
00:01:38 they suddenly coincide
00:01:42 street names and birth dates
00:01:44 all kinds of superfluous things
00:01:47 It's a 'ripple effect'
00:01:49 So, what does it mean?
00:01:53 Well, it means something's
00:01:56 Something big...
00:01:58 But then,
00:02:00 about to happen.
00:02:14 No, no, nothing has got to do with you.
00:02:17 You gotta be the worst fucking agent
00:02:21 Come on!
00:02:24 It's not enough, do you understand?
00:02:29 Well, if you think it is enough, then
00:02:31 You know what I mean?
00:02:39 You know what, Rick?
00:02:42 You're fired! You're fired!
00:02:48 Good.
00:02:49 Now we're both in the same boat...
00:02:59 Oh, Jesus...
00:03:21 What?
00:03:26 Hey!
00:03:27 Hey...
00:03:28 Hey!
00:03:29 Hey...
00:03:31 Who are you?
00:03:32 Who are you...
00:03:34 Who are you...
00:04:40 Okay Mazzy,
00:04:43 Be positive.
00:04:50 Morning Mr. Mazzy.
00:04:54 Good morning, Laurel Ann.
00:04:56 I loved your 'Isn't It Ironic?'
00:04:58 Love Norman Mailer.
00:05:00 Thanks.
00:05:02 You know, it takes a girl with
00:05:08 So, did you give me the good stuff?
00:05:18 Let's make radio!
00:05:21 Laurel Ann, do me a favor...
00:05:23 Look up all the information you can
00:05:26 How many in a 24h period,
00:05:29 That sort of thing...
00:05:31 and... thanks.
00:05:34 Let's make radio!
00:06:19 Good morning, Pontypool.
00:06:21 This is Radio 660, the beacon.
00:06:25 Down here in the dungeon,
00:06:30 I'll be...
00:06:31 banging the drum for you
00:06:34 I'm Grant Mazzy
00:06:36 I'll be takin' no prisoners.
00:06:44 and taking a look outside...
00:06:46 I'd say... that's our
00:06:50 Now, I had a... a strange experience
00:06:56 And I'd like to get some advise
00:07:00 When do you call 911?
00:07:05 I should mention,
00:07:08 the lovely and talented
00:07:11 And 'lucky' Laurel Ann Drummond...
00:07:14 she'll be our technical cowgirl today.
00:07:16 Now, I didn't know this, maybe you did...
00:07:21 Laurel Ann did a tour of duty
00:07:26 You're right, there, new guy.
00:07:29 She was a "Grand Master"
00:07:32 - Yesterday's news.
00:07:34 I'm... sorry Laurel Ann.
00:07:35 I wasn't the "Grand Master",
00:07:38 I am sorry, I... okay?
00:07:41 Oooh, Sydney, Sydney, Sydney!
00:07:44 - I'm sorry!
00:07:46 Well, you just heard an honorary
00:07:49 She probably... owes Laurel Ann
00:07:53 Now, in our top story today...
00:07:56 a big, cold,
00:08:00 empty, neverending,
00:08:04 seasonal affective disorder...
00:08:06 freaking 'kill-me-now'
00:08:08 that'll last... all day.
00:08:12 Or maybe,
00:08:15 we'll get a little green-house
00:08:19 'Hail Mary, Yea, though I walk'...
00:08:22 in the 'Sunshine Chopper'.
00:08:26 It's always brighter
00:08:28 Hey, Ken, how're you doin'?
00:08:30 How are things in that bird up there?
00:08:34 Yes, Sir.
00:08:37 Well, that can't be safe.
00:08:39 Well, I'll be up here, Grant,
00:08:42 watching all of the routes
00:08:44 - Really?
00:08:46 Okay, Ken. Boy, I wouldn't wanna be a bird,
00:08:52 Well, folks,
00:08:54 Don't call it bird, by the way, Grant.
00:08:55 go slow folks,
00:08:57 I think he's just concerned.
00:08:59 carrying wind generator blades...
00:09:00 along the 4-0-1.
00:09:03 That's it from the 'Sunshine Chopper'.
00:09:05 Remember drink that fruit,
00:09:09 Thanks you, Ken Loney.
00:09:11 Breaking news
00:09:14 Come on, boy...
00:09:16 There we go!
00:09:17 Breaking news:
00:09:19 The Ontario Provincial Police,
00:09:24 of a significant grow operation
00:09:29 Constable Howard Ing says
00:09:34 These, uh... operations in suburban
00:09:36 are the grow-method
00:09:38 Do you smoke pot, Syd?
00:09:40 Yes, I do.
00:09:41 Don't make global warming jokes.
00:09:44 What? I didn't make a joke,
00:09:46 Ain't no jokes in the bible.
00:09:48 Speaking of the Bible,
00:09:51 Thanking you, Constable Howard Ing,
00:09:57 You know...
00:09:58 Our local pot growers...
00:10:01 are engaged in a deadly
00:10:04 Deadly, uh...
00:10:07 protecting their operations
00:10:11 Land mines...
00:10:12 - in the backyards...
00:10:13 They have vicious attack dogs and
00:10:17 Now, these
00:10:20 If Junior throws a ball
00:10:23 he's just liable to trigger
00:10:25 What are you doing?
00:10:26 My producer says... she's talking in my ear.
00:10:30 - Nobody cares, Grant, about your...
00:10:32 - Maybe she's right.
00:10:33 - after the billboard, I need you to...
00:10:38 "Taking no prisoners"...
00:10:40 It means full disclosure,
00:10:41 - whatever the consequences.
00:10:43 'School closure'.
00:10:44 I need you to read school closures.
00:10:48 This is Radio 6-60,
00:10:50 Hey!... You can't just cut me off
00:10:53 OK, you know, Grant,
00:10:58 works better in a bigger context.
00:10:59 Well, actually,
00:11:02 Well, there's that to.
00:11:04 The thing is... is that small towns,
00:11:07 It's called "gossip" and it's
00:11:10 No no, Sidney,
00:11:12 I'm talking about building
00:11:15 You know? Shaking 'em up...
00:11:19 OK, we do news, weather,
00:11:21 - That's what I need you to do.
00:11:24 What the hell do you think
00:11:27 And what it this that you think
00:11:30 I don't know.
00:11:32 Well...
00:11:36 I am trying
00:11:38 because that's how it's done...
00:11:42 You see, a pissed off listener...
00:11:44 is wide awake listener,
00:11:47 In fact, he may just call his pissed off
00:11:51 And then, his pissed off buddy,
00:11:53 I don't know...
00:11:55 And that, Lady Briar, is how you build
00:12:03 Uh... okay, well, I... That all sounds
00:12:08 Um...
00:12:10 You know, Grant, you're first rate,
00:12:14 but just let me
00:12:16 Small towns, they're... they're...
00:12:20 with... with proud people.
00:12:21 People who need to know
00:12:25 And so, if you come in here with your
00:12:29 and your 'pissing everyone off'
00:12:31 people are just gonna think
00:12:36 Okay... Okay.
00:12:39 I... I mean, you're going to
00:12:42 Okay,
00:12:44 I'm sorry,
00:12:47 Okay, uh... Grant,
00:12:48 - I... I want your maziness.
00:12:50 I hired your maziness.
00:12:53 I just need the maziness
00:12:55 a little more 'get to know you'.
00:13:00 Yeah, I get it.
00:13:03 That's not what I meant.
00:13:05 I wanted to hear
00:13:08 Come on, he was just gonna talk
00:13:12 Okay, Pontypool,
00:13:15 You know, I wanna talk to you
00:13:18 bugging me,
00:13:20 all morning.
00:13:34 Here's my question, Pontypool.
00:13:36 Here... here's my story.
00:13:38 I'm driving in to work today, I... and I
00:13:43 and... it's 6.30 in the morning,
00:13:48 and suddenly, this woman
00:13:52 I didn't hear her,
00:13:55 Suddenly...
00:13:59 She's babbling something
00:14:01 I can't understand her,
00:14:03 And then... 'poof'!
00:14:11 So, what do I do?
00:14:17 Who do I call?
00:14:19 No one.
00:14:22 Our number is
00:14:26 Let me know
00:14:47 Good morning.
00:14:49 Oh, where are you calling from?
00:14:51 Uh-huh.
00:14:53 And what would you like to say
00:14:58 - I'm sorry, what?
00:15:01 No.
00:15:03 Oh, that's weird...
00:15:05 My sister never, ever, ever,
00:15:08 And where's Roger?
00:15:11 What are those?
00:15:12 Grant gave us Valentines.
00:15:14 You know, he, uh...
00:15:18 So, okay sweetheart,
00:15:20 Something's coming in
00:15:22 Roger, where are you?
00:15:25 Yeah. Roger that.
00:15:26 We still have a Code 48 in progress.
00:15:30 - Sydney! Syd!
00:15:32 requesting back-up,
00:15:36 Roger that.
00:15:38 - Sandy Hook and Wilmont, Code 48.
00:15:43 It means
00:15:47 - Please, stand by.
00:15:48 so I'm gonna key in
00:15:51 Really, there's nothing on the wire?
00:15:53 Okay, so let's not do anything
00:16:01 Fat no,
00:16:03 Whatever you do,
00:16:08 Oh, shit!
00:16:12 Yeah, Grant, it's Gordon calling, uh...
00:16:17 about the 9, uh...
00:16:19 What if you had another number, that was,
00:16:23 that was not for total emergencies,
00:16:25 so if you had to...
00:16:28 and, uh... you weren't sure whether
00:16:31 I... I... I just have a feeling
00:16:33 Some people might,
00:16:36 Gord, that's a great idea.
00:16:39 Pontypool... my Pontypool...
00:16:43 We interrupt
00:16:45 to bring you breaking news
00:16:48 Out on Sandy Hook and Wilmont
00:16:52 Two men are holding
00:16:55 The van is apparently towing...
00:16:59 - Sporadic gunfire has been reported.
00:17:02 We're going to Ken Loney.
00:17:05 No one knows as yet
00:17:08 - or whether or not, they even know...
00:17:10 - the people in the van.
00:17:12 but... this being the end
00:17:15 ice hut removal time...
00:17:18 the chances that everyone
00:17:20 is a very distinct reality.
00:17:23 Drunk ice fishermen... dare I say:
00:17:26 Drunk officers of the law.
00:17:28 Drunk...
00:17:31 It is not yet confirmed
00:17:33 But, police,
00:17:36 are reporting that the hostage situtation
00:17:41 They have two suspects in custody.
00:17:44 Both unarmed, as it turns out,
00:17:46 and the three people they were
00:17:50 One can only hope,
00:17:53 will accompany this story
00:17:56 There we go.
00:17:57 Oh, the state of drunkenness
00:18:00 to acceptable levels
00:18:01 as 'Buddy' Bob Roseland and 'Dead Eye'
00:18:05 - Wrap it up, Grant!
00:18:09 We'll be back with updates,
00:18:12 We now go to Ken Loney
00:18:16 for a little perspective
00:18:19 Keep an eye out for crazy ladies
00:18:23 Wherever you're headed,
00:18:35 Come on, you gotta learn to laugh
00:18:43 The story is not funny.
00:18:45 Derek McCormack
00:18:48 Bob Roseland is an alcoholic.
00:18:52 Oh...
00:18:56 Derek's my brother-in-law.
00:18:58 Ex... ex-brother-in-law.
00:19:02 Ouch!
00:19:04 - Grant...
00:19:08 Ken Loney is not in a chopper.
00:19:11 What?
00:19:15 The 'Sunshine Chopper'
00:19:18 He plays sound effects.
00:19:23 Ken sits up on a hill,
00:19:29 And... people are thrilled...
00:19:31 to have him up there in the sky,
00:19:33 flying around in his
00:19:36 Oh man, I bet they are.
00:19:40 Okay.
00:19:44 Syd...
00:19:45 Yeah?
00:19:50 I hate winter.
00:19:52 - Everybody does.
00:19:56 These late winters, I feel like I'm living
00:19:59 and it's so cold,
00:20:04 Yeah... it is.
00:20:07 Well, you're gonna...
00:20:11 Oh, and Grant, I... I'll tell you what: when
00:20:16 we'll bring it straight to you,
00:20:19 And it's yours,
00:20:20 you can do your whole...
00:20:24 And you'll find it funny this time?
00:20:26 I'll find it as funny as I did
00:20:48 I was talking to Constable Roseland...
00:20:52 I mean, he has completely freaked!
00:20:54 Something happened
00:20:56 and it's put them on to a state...
00:21:00 Drop it?
00:21:01 Now, it's probably nothing.
00:21:02 - And probably just a hoax,
00:21:04 Anyway, so, we've got the
00:21:07 so we're gonna brighten up
00:21:08 Laurel Ann here.
00:21:10 Okay, okay.
00:21:14 Hey, Ken!
00:21:17 Yeah.
00:21:19 Ken, where are you?
00:21:21 Okay.
00:21:22 Ken, slow down.
00:21:24 Slow down, and...
00:21:32 Okay, Ken,
00:21:34 Okay, wrap up
00:21:36 We have a big story breaking.
00:21:37 Keep it hard, okay?
00:21:40 Ken, just a second.
00:21:43 Just a second,
00:21:45 We do double bill
00:21:47 so, I'll check it out
00:21:49 that the're both
00:21:50 but that's what it looks like.
00:21:54 We have breaking news
00:21:58 It appears, it seems that a large
00:22:01 outside the officies of Dr. John Mendez.
00:22:07 It appears to be a protest of some kind,
00:22:10 and officials are describing
00:22:15 Now, Dr. John Mendez, you may recall,
00:22:18 He was the... he was under investigation
00:22:23 We have an exclusive live report,
00:22:26 from Ken Loney in the...
00:22:29 What can you see there, Ken?
00:22:32 Grant, I am...
00:22:34 literally hundreds of people
00:22:38 and it... it looks pretty odd
00:22:41 They seem to be, uh... trying to
00:22:45 Oh!
00:22:47 What's happening, Ken?
00:22:48 The side of the office... this building
00:22:53 It... it...
00:22:55 Oh! Ooh...
00:22:56 Jesus! It's an explosion of... of...
00:23:02 People are... are...
00:23:05 These people are getting killed
00:23:07 Oh!
00:23:09 Ken, do you see any police?
00:23:11 Is anybody trying to restore order,
00:23:16 No! No... I don't see...
00:23:18 There's a... convoy of trucks...
00:23:22 Where did they come from?
00:23:25 Helicopters...
00:23:27 Uh...
00:23:28 helicopter at my 2 o'clock
00:23:31 Holy shit, I gotta...
00:23:36 Okay, Ken...
00:23:38 Now you just...
00:23:41 The road is blocked.
00:23:44 There's definitely fatalities here, uh...
00:23:50 I... I don't know what the hell
00:23:52 Well, we're, uh... we're gonna
00:23:55 - Grant...
00:23:56 Ken?
00:24:00 - We got nothing on this, Grant.
00:24:02 on what's clearly happening.
00:24:04 - Christ, this is 5 km from here.
00:24:06 uh... 5 km,
00:24:09 Don't say a lot, Grant
00:24:11 Something has happened
00:24:15 involving a possible riot.
00:24:18 - I can't get through to the OPP.
00:24:21 here in Pontypool.
00:24:22 Okay, we've lost Ken.
00:24:24 - go to recap, Grant!
00:24:26 what he saw, or at least
00:24:33 You know, the french philosopher
00:24:35 once described trauma
00:24:39 And that, folks, is what I think
00:24:49 Is Ken back?
00:24:50 We're trying.
00:24:51 We're trying in getting Ken back,
00:24:53 Grant, we still have nothing
00:24:56 Laurel Ann and I are gonna work the phones.
00:24:59 We gonna try and find out something
00:25:02 Okay, and what do you want
00:25:03 Well, um... "Lawrence and The Arabians"
00:25:11 You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:25:13 Grant, I don't need you
00:25:17 But Sydney, Sydney, we got the hook,
00:25:20 I just need you to do your job.
00:25:22 These 5 people, you're gonna interview them
00:25:25 Sydney, do you really think...
00:25:27 that this is what our audience
00:25:31 So Laurel Ann and I
00:25:34 that we can put on the air.
00:25:41 Okay. Okay, fine...
00:25:45 Let's find out how the fuck rehersals
00:25:49 Come on, gang!
00:26:12 Listen to this, Rick.
00:26:20 This is Lawrence of Arabia.
00:26:29 Something's definitely happening,
00:26:32 We can't go back on the air
00:26:34 Laurel Ann, find me somebody
00:26:38 Well, I've got Aline Freethy
00:26:40 She's hysterical, but she seems to be
00:26:42 Okay, see if you can calm her down,
00:26:46 Why isn't there anything,
00:26:50 These are prior...
00:26:52 Grant, we're trying for eye witness...
00:26:54 we'll have somebody for you
00:26:58 This is Osama bin Laden.
00:27:26 Fuck you, Rick.
00:27:30 Okay, now that was... Tony Burgess,
00:27:36 Jay Pullman and Colin Pullman
00:27:40 I can't remember how it ends,
00:27:46 How what ends, Faraj?
00:27:48 It just keeps starting over and over...
00:27:51 and it is not called 'The Lawrence and...
00:28:13 Okay, folks.
00:28:17 Ok, I've got Steve Van Denzen.
00:28:20 and he's talking about a mob, or parade,
00:28:23 - Have you any word from Ken?
00:28:25 Shit! I'm gonna keep trying
00:28:27 see if you can get any straight talk
00:28:39 Sydney, there's something very weird
00:28:43 Ok, you were great, Grant!
00:28:47 Didn't you hear?
00:28:48 Yeah, I know you really wanted to stay
00:28:51 I needed you to buy us some time,
00:28:54 So... I have something now,
00:28:58 - Okay, great! What do you got?
00:29:00 anywhere on the wire
00:29:02 I've got ten
00:29:04 We're going live,
00:29:06 That's great!
00:29:07 - Fuck the wire if we've got eyes!
00:29:10 Girl, you got it! Hit me!
00:29:14 Any word from Ken?
00:29:16 Nothing.
00:29:18 Welcome back, folks...
00:29:19 to our developing story...
00:29:21 where it appears that hundreds
00:29:24 in and around the offices
00:29:30 You heard our own Ken Loney
00:29:34 We now go t... live,
00:29:39 Steve?
00:29:43 Steve?
00:29:48 Okay, I... I'm afraid
00:29:52 Steve Van Denzen. We'll try
00:29:55 we have just had a report from a
00:29:59 indeed, a mob was spotted,
00:30:03 headed through town, headed toward
00:30:08 Apparently they were moving...
00:30:09 And, uh...
00:30:12 - we're still waiting to learn exactly...
00:30:14 what motivated this crowd,
00:30:18 - to organize in a seemingly...
00:30:20 - spontaneous, fashion.
00:30:21 You know, it's...
00:30:23 at this moment, to get a fix
00:30:26 Well, you heard our own
00:30:30 I don't know, Grant. I don't know,
00:30:33 - We are still trying to, uh, get...
00:30:36 - Ken back on the line.
00:30:39 C.L.S.Y.
00:30:44 Can you slow down?
00:30:46 - C.L.S.Y.?
00:30:51 We have also learned that some of the
00:30:55 They're babbeling in ways
00:30:57 and we don't know if this is a way of... of,
00:31:03 Hello, C.L.S.Y.
00:31:05 I'm sorry, what did you say?
00:31:06 We still do not have
00:31:10 - Okay, sounds good.
00:31:12 - that up to 75 people are dead.
00:31:14 - It is honest.
00:31:15 - at least twice that number are injured.
00:31:18 wanting to talk to you.
00:31:19 We now take you to
00:31:23 of the Pontypool unit of the OPP.
00:31:26 Constable Roseland,
00:31:30 At 7 o'clock this morning
00:31:35 to the Golden Dawn facility,
00:31:37 to discover a large number of people
00:31:41 They seemed to be trying to get
00:31:45 and this woman has since died,
00:31:49 - Grant, appearently these people were...
00:31:50 - chanting something, a little creepy...
00:31:52 - chanting something...
00:31:55 They were repeated things
00:31:58 She's all senile,
00:32:01 and some hurricane...
00:32:03 - Crazy talk. Get off, Grant!
00:32:04 Okay, thank you,
00:32:07 Now, we are also hearing...
00:32:14 Well, that's how it's been described:
00:32:19 near the edge of the forest
00:32:25 Where is Edenvale, Sydney?
00:32:26 That's northwest.
00:32:28 Now, Edenvale is northwest of us.
00:32:31 And, also, between here and there,
00:32:33 - in Phelpston, a couple...
00:32:36 with their 2 young children had been trapped
00:32:42 - A mountain of people...
00:32:44 by Rachel Jones,
00:32:45 - Now, this sounds strange, folks...
00:32:48 - but this what's being reported to us.
00:32:52 The police say they haven't been able to,
00:32:57 - Can I put your call on hold for a sec?
00:33:01 - Sydney, I've got BBC World on the line.
00:33:03 There are a growing number
00:33:05 but we still have had nothing official. No,
00:33:10 - and we have no official statement.
00:33:12 I've got Nigel Healing for you.
00:33:14 What?
00:33:15 Yes, Nigel Healing from the BBC.
00:33:17 Listen! It's our air, their air,
00:33:20 We're talking to Grant Mazzy,
00:33:23 the news radio anchor from Pontypool,
00:33:28 Mr. Mazzy, are you there?
00:33:32 - Grant!
00:33:36 Mr. Mazzy, is it true that French-Canadian
00:33:41 preventing people from leaving
00:33:44 - in rural Canada.
00:33:46 about this, Grant. I don't think he knows
00:33:48 And if so, does this have anything
00:33:52 of separatist terror groups?
00:33:55 Well, uh...
00:33:58 Nigel, um...
00:34:02 The military, of course, is, uh...
00:34:06 and, of course, the police are
00:34:10 from what we can tell
00:34:14 nothing political, uh... cartainly not
00:34:20 But, uh... Mr. Mazzy, this certainly
00:34:26 Large groups of people
00:34:29 But, if it's not organized, as you say,
00:34:34 then can you help our viewers...
00:34:37 uh... at home understand exactly
00:34:41 He's good.
00:34:43 Nigel, the honest truth is that no one
00:34:49 Uh, we...
00:34:54 There you have it.
00:34:55 A series of strange riots
00:34:58 in rural Canada, that no one, I repeat,
00:35:04 Meanwhile, reports presist that
00:35:07 have been called in to
00:35:11 Fuck you, Nigel!
00:35:14 Where are you?
00:35:18 Okay, I'm gonna pass you
00:35:21 - I've got Ken.
00:35:23 That was Nigel Healing
00:35:28 We now go to Ken Loney,
00:35:32 Our reporter Ken Loney.
00:35:34 Ken? Ken?
00:35:38 Yes...
00:35:39 Yes, I'm here.
00:35:42 Send someone,
00:35:45 Not safe where, Ken?
00:35:46 Oh, don't say where he is,
00:35:48 at the grain silo.
00:35:50 It's a big silo,
00:35:52 I ran here from the entrance
00:35:57 They came after me...
00:36:00 There's no contact
00:36:01 There's no reaching the police.
00:36:03 Can you tell us what heppened?
00:36:07 I'll tell you this...
00:36:09 I just saw...
00:36:11 I've seen things today that are gonna ruin
00:36:17 and I'm... I'm scared...
00:36:22 Ken... Ken, listen to me.
00:36:25 Uh...
00:36:27 It sounds like you're okay,
00:36:30 so don't move,
00:36:32 - and we're gonna...
00:36:34 some of them are naked,
00:36:39 Their eyes... that look...
00:36:48 Oh God, Grant!
00:36:49 - Okay Ken, listen... listen...
00:36:51 You don't understand,
00:36:54 through a little door, there's a little door
00:36:56 some kind a... a cat door, or something.
00:37:02 Okay... let me move
00:37:06 No!
00:37:08 Look Out!... Oh God, they're...
00:37:13 Who are they, Ken?
00:37:14 There's a bunch of them, they're...
00:37:17 They're... they're pulling these 2
00:37:22 They're... they're biting them!
00:37:24 They're...
00:37:25 actually carrying them
00:37:33 I can't, oh...
00:37:35 I can't see, they're... they're biting,
00:37:39 a school of fish,
00:37:42 It's almost as if, uh...
00:37:45 It's just what it looks like...
00:37:46 It really looks like these pople are
00:37:50 They're so desperate,
00:37:54 One has his entire leg and
00:37:59 Stop this, Grant!
00:38:00 - Now they're pulling themselves apart!
00:38:03 Fuck!
00:38:05 Oh shit! He heard that...
00:38:08 He heard me. Oh, he's coming. Holy shit!
00:38:17 Ken, get out of there.
00:38:19 Ken? Ken, it's Grant. Are you...
00:38:27 No.
00:38:29 No. I'm... just lying here.
00:38:35 It... It crashed through the wall,
00:38:38 huh... Mary Gault's boy.
00:38:41 - Her big teenager Jessie, or Jake...
00:38:43 or something? It was him.
00:38:46 - The kid had no hands...
00:38:51 - What's he doing now?
00:38:53 I'm not gonna listen to somebody
00:38:56 He's looking at me...
00:38:59 I think he can't move, uh...
00:39:04 I can see his eyes...
00:39:10 - I think he's... hang on...
00:39:13 Ken, whatever you do,
00:39:20 He's... he's whispering something.
00:39:26 I'm gonna get closer and see if I can just
00:39:29 No, I wouldn't do that, Ken.
00:40:01 What the hell was that?
00:40:03 - Ken?
00:40:05 Ken? Do we still have Ken?
00:40:07 - No, we've lost Ken.
00:40:11 We are working
00:40:13 of the message
00:40:17 It's something about
00:40:20 "Talk only to babies"...
00:40:23 - however, working on a translation.
00:40:27 It's on your screen.
00:40:28 Okay, we have the translation.
00:40:31 reminding our listeners that the source
00:40:34 and early analysis has identified...
00:40:37 this as possibly a hoax
00:40:40 And I remind you that the source was not us,
00:40:46 For Your Safety, Please Avoid Contacts
00:40:53 And Restrain From The Following:
00:40:55 All Terms Of Endearment,
00:40:57 - Such As "Honey" Or "Sweetheart"
00:41:02 When You Talk With Young Children,
00:41:07 For Greater Safety, Please Avoid
00:41:14 Please, Do Not Translate
00:41:23 What've you got?
00:41:27 That was Bob Roseland.
00:41:33 Pontypool's under quarantine.
00:41:35 Everybody's have to stay inside
00:41:44 Did you get...?
00:41:46 Hello. Hello.
00:41:48 - Did you get that?
00:41:50 I'm sending you some audio with my phone.
00:41:53 - Thank God, Ken! Are you there?
00:41:55 No, Ken, I didn't get that. I didn't,
00:41:58 Okay, okay, listen, I'm gonna...
00:42:03 and... and... and keep in mind...
00:42:07 This is what you... you're about to hear
00:42:13 He's lying here, in the dark,
00:42:16 It's broken to pieces, and his wrists.
00:42:20 They're not stumps,
00:42:23 No, Grant! What are we doing?
00:42:25 Listen... listen...
00:42:36 Mommy... Mommy...
00:42:45 Help me... Mommy...
00:42:51 Help me please...
00:42:56 Did you hear that? I do not even know
00:43:01 It sounds like there's a... a child
00:43:08 - Is this actually happening, Ken?
00:43:18 Alright.
00:43:27 What?
00:43:28 That was our own Ken...
00:43:32 - You're on the radio, ain't cha...
00:43:36 - You are on the radio, you big...
00:43:40 coming from Mary Galt's eldest son's
00:43:46 Mazzy in the morning...
00:43:48 - Grant.
00:43:49 Grant... fish,
00:43:52 There was a little baby...
00:43:57 - Grant!
00:44:05 Hey, Grant. Listen to this.
00:44:12 He just said "Honey". He just said
00:44:17 - What?
00:44:21 "Honey, the missing cat", Grant?
00:44:30 Grant?
00:44:33 Oh, jeez. Laurel Ann, let's go out.
00:44:51 Are you finding this funny, Syd?
00:44:57 It's not a joke, Grant.
00:44:59 Honey, I'm beginning to think
00:45:03 Grant, everything that I've got
00:45:07 The cat?
00:45:09 Well, Nigel Healing said,
00:45:11 "Nigel Healing said, apparently"...
00:45:19 Don't yell at me, Grant!
00:45:23 Oh, uh...
00:45:25 I'm sorry...
00:45:29 Syd... you know I'm having...
00:45:37 I know, Grant.
00:45:40 I mean, is somebody...
00:45:43 like, uh... taking a piss
00:45:47 Like it's some kinda stunt?
00:45:53 Well, there's some dead people.
00:45:56 A pretty big number, I think.
00:46:05 Look, I gotta get outta here, okay?
00:46:08 I'm having a lot of trouble believing
00:46:11 So, uh... I'm just gonna get
00:46:14 Grant. Grant, I just need you
00:46:17 You stay there, okay? I need you
00:46:20 Okay, we've got crickets.
00:46:23 - Laurel Ann, go to pre-tape.
00:46:25 I don't care! Anything, just go to pre-tape!
00:46:39 Hey, um... you know,
00:46:43 Uh... I never did this.
00:46:45 I gotta go outside, and, uh...
00:46:48 Grant?
00:46:51 Grant, I can't have dead air!
00:46:53 Sydney, does this have
00:46:58 What are you talking about?
00:46:59 This! I mean... why? Why are they
00:47:08 I mean, this is me going crazy.
00:47:11 You know, I need to feel that there's
00:47:15 I need to... to know that there's
00:47:19 then than what's happening
00:47:24 Grant, come on!
00:47:24 You! You are fucking with me!
00:47:28 You are fucking with my head!
00:47:29 And you!
00:47:40 Grant! Grant, come on!
00:47:43 It's dangerous!
00:47:45 - Don't go, Grant! There's people dying.
00:47:48 I gotta take a look out there.
00:47:51 Don't go in the blizzard...
00:47:55 Don't walk out on me, Grant!
00:47:57 Please, I need you!
00:47:59 Shit!
00:48:00 Fine, just fucking fall apart!
00:48:03 There nothing...
00:48:06 Oh, shit!
00:48:08 What're you looking at?
00:48:09 Shit! Move!
00:48:13 "Don't you walk out on me, Grant"
00:48:14 - What was that?
00:48:18 Laurel Ann, 'we've got an enemy'?
00:48:21 Okay, what's going on?
00:48:23 Those are my words...
00:48:26 Those are my words...
00:48:29 What is going on?!
00:48:31 - I'm scared!
00:48:33 I'm scared, too.
00:48:36 - Laurel Ann, we've got a first aid kit?
00:48:38 - What's going on?
00:48:40 Focus. Look at me.
00:48:43 They're with him.
00:48:46 That's a hundred kilometers away.
00:48:49 Oh, God. Yeah.
00:48:50 They're safe, okay. We've got work to do.
00:48:52 This is a hell of a shift, Sydney.
00:48:54 Obituaries.
00:48:56 Obituaries?
00:48:58 Then we'll go live!
00:48:59 Live! That's what I wanna hear.
00:49:06 "Gwendolyn Parker...
00:49:07 was taken from this life in her 45th year
00:49:12 who left this world suddenly, at the hands
00:49:15 who then died at each other's hands in their
00:49:21 "Janice Gwynne has departed
00:49:24 and by his own hand,
00:49:27 Jack Gwynne survived long enough
00:49:31 Paul Hieghton, 43,
00:49:34 Brenda Hieghton, 12,
00:49:37 to a list of passages before himself
00:49:43 "Greg Olan, 56, has been killed
00:49:47 who also removed Frieda Olan, 81...
00:49:49 Patsy Owen, 12, John Freethy, 33,
00:49:55 who had, between them, caused the
00:50:00 Sandra Weydon, 23...
00:50:03 Cynthia Drummond, 46...
00:50:05 and Alicia Drummond, 91".
00:50:08 "The Drummond's were survived on
00:50:12 until shortly before noon today...
00:50:16 when they were sadly removed
00:50:18 driven by the recently departed
00:50:22 which was missed, briefly, by her husband,
00:50:27 You are listening to "In the Mourning" on
00:50:33 "David and Susan Varier Jones
00:50:37 died suddenly in each other's arms,
00:50:40 Are you listening to this?
00:50:42 I'm really trying not to...
00:50:46 Shit! I left my cell phone
00:50:50 I wanna talk to the kids.
00:50:53 When he's got them,
00:50:55 Or doesn't pick up,
00:50:58 He's a jerk.
00:51:03 So, did anything... this crazy
00:51:11 No. Sir. I believe the situation
00:51:21 What do you... what do you mean?
00:51:25 I don't really know.
00:51:30 I'm gonna go see if Mr. Mazzy's missing.
00:51:34 Missing... missing... missing
00:51:39 I mean, Mr. Mazzy... Mr. Mazzy's missing,
00:51:46 Well, honey. He's in the sound booth.
00:51:49 - Yes, I know... I just...
00:51:54 I'm gonna, I'm gonna go...
00:52:33 Excuse me?
00:52:37 Sorry, please don't be alarmed.
00:52:40 I've not had a lot of time...
00:52:41 I've literally been crawling...
00:52:42 on my hands and knees throughout
00:52:45 OK, don't say anything, okay? Oh boy!
00:52:52 She's has just started doing this.
00:52:54 Sorry, I'm a doctor. We should slip out.
00:52:58 Laurel Ann? Laurel Ann, honey.
00:53:01 No, no. It's time to go and keep moving.
00:53:05 What's that?
00:53:06 It's the sound booth.
00:53:08 Life boat! Let's go!
00:53:10 Mr. Mendez is missing Mazzy... No!
00:53:19 We just need to get a bit
00:53:21 Don't worry.
00:53:22 - What's wrong with her?
00:53:27 Grant! Grant!
00:53:30 - It's Dr. John Mendez.
00:53:34 You had the building that exploded?
00:53:36 I think he probably has
00:53:38 Doctor, would you like
00:53:40 - You mean, on the radio?
00:53:41 Oh, yes, I have a story
00:53:44 No, guys. Wait! I'm not missing anymore.
00:53:48 I think it might be
00:53:50 than with Nigel Healing, huh?
00:53:53 - What going on?
00:53:55 I've seen a lot of this lately.
00:53:57 She doesn't know it yet,
00:54:00 I don't miss Mr. Mazzy.
00:54:13 - She doesn't look...
00:54:14 We can't just leave her out there.
00:54:16 - put the sound out...
00:54:17 Let's leave the sound
00:54:19 She might lose track of where we are,
00:54:33 You are listening to 'The Beacon'.
00:54:35 We are holding our own here today,
00:54:41 However, today we are those prisoners.
00:54:47 But, we have live with us Dr. John Mendez.
00:54:50 Now, you may know him,
00:54:52 or you may recall our own
00:54:56 of the violence that took place,
00:55:02 Now, Dr. Mendez,
00:55:05 You've had some special experience
00:55:10 We would like any insights
00:55:17 Laurel Ann, don't do that! Stop!
00:55:20 Oh, she is rooting for voices. Huh-huh.
00:55:27 I should mention that, uh, sadly...
00:55:34 Laurel Ann Drummond,
00:55:36 is right now experiencing
00:55:42 I've seen this,
00:55:46 Ok... can I? Ok.
00:55:49 I've seen elements of this.
00:55:52 So I'm not sure how this will end.
00:55:57 But.. the victim needs a victim
00:56:00 I know this is horribly
00:56:02 and I'm sorry to be the bearer
00:56:05 - Sydney.
00:56:06 at my office all morning.
00:56:08 Yeah... Okay, we're going live.
00:56:09 - I've got Ken.
00:56:12 We are now going to our...
00:56:14 own reporter, Ken Loney, live in the field.
00:56:19 Are you there, Ken?
00:56:20 I'm here, uh... Ken Loney,
00:56:25 And we were
00:56:28 I think I... I'm okay, but, uh... the person
00:56:35 Have you been there
00:56:37 Yeah, I... I haven't moved,
00:56:39 but... you can hear, uh... crowds,
00:56:43 Can you hear what they're saying?
00:56:45 Yeah, I have... you can hear them.
00:56:50 and they were talking about...
00:56:53 Well, they weren't talking, really...
00:56:56 Something about
00:56:59 "Look out for U-boats".
00:57:04 Where they all saying this, Ken?
00:57:06 Yeah, yeah, all of them...
00:57:09 A 'symbol' of the disorder?
00:57:12 It a simple... uh... it...
00:57:17 What's happening there, Ken?
00:57:20 No, no... that's not it...
00:57:23 What's going on, Ken?
00:57:24 It's gonna... it's gonna sound weird...
00:57:30 Do you have a 'sample'?
00:57:32 You said sample? Um...
00:57:37 Uh... just... a sample,
00:57:43 You hear what I'm saying? I need to..
00:57:49 It's so sample...
00:57:51 sample... of what I'm trying...
00:57:55 - Just try to stay calm, Ken.
00:57:59 - Grant, Grant...
00:58:02 - Ken?
00:58:06 - Can you think?
00:58:09 Let's stick to simple questions, simple!
00:58:10 Simple questions, simple...
00:58:12 simple... simple...
00:58:14 That's it, he's gone.
00:58:17 He's just a crude radio signal.
00:58:19 He's seeking.
00:58:20 Simple, simple, simple...
00:58:27 I think it's time to say goodbye, Grant,
00:58:31 Simple, simple, simple...
00:58:34 Allright. Goodbye, Ken.
00:58:39 everyone listening,
00:58:51 He's gone. Well, I mean.
00:58:59 I'm so sorry, Sydney.
00:59:02 Ken was, uh... he was a... he was a...
00:59:08 No, he's a...
00:59:12 Ken Loney was a pedophile.
00:59:14 I mean, not really a pedophile.
00:59:17 We just never let our kids
00:59:21 It's just... I shoud've
00:59:30 It's just...
00:59:40 Shit!
00:59:43 I wasn't a very good bucket.
00:59:53 What's this now?
01:00:02 We're on, sir.
01:00:04 Uh... folks, um...
01:00:09 little Laurel Ann
01:00:13 and, uh... anyway she's...
01:00:16 She... she looks like,
01:00:18 - trying to eat something.
01:00:21 You sure she can't hear us?
01:00:23 No. No, she can't.
01:00:28 Can she read lips?
01:00:30 Good question...
01:00:35 Read lips...
01:00:36 What?
01:00:37 Their timing, that's a very interesting
01:00:43 Really? I know,
01:00:48 Uh...
01:00:49 I should yet...
01:00:51 - we are talking to...
01:00:54 Can't be, it's impossible!
01:00:57 What's impossible, Doctor?
01:00:59 It's viral, that much is clear.
01:01:03 But, uh... not of the blood.
01:01:05 Of blood, not in the air.
01:01:12 It is here!
01:01:16 Where?
01:01:22 It is in words.
01:01:25 Not all words...
01:01:26 Not all speaking...
01:01:28 But in some.
01:01:30 Some words are infected.
01:01:35 And it spreads out when the
01:01:39 Oh...
01:01:40 We are witnessing the emergence
01:01:44 and our language is its host.
01:01:47 It could, uh... have sprung
01:01:51 If it found its way into language,
01:01:54 it could leap into reality itself,
01:01:58 It may be boundless...
01:02:03 Okay, Dr. Mendez,
01:02:06 so I gotta stop you there,
01:02:10 Oh, really? Well, that's really sensible,
01:02:13 beause UFOs don't exist,
01:02:14 but I assure you, there is a monster lose,
01:02:18 and it's bouncing through our language,
01:02:21 frantically trying to keep its host alive.
01:02:29 - Is this transmission itself. um...
01:02:32 If... if the bug enters us,
01:02:35 it does not enter by making contact
01:02:39 It enter us when we hear the word
01:02:46 It is when the word is understood,
01:02:52 and... it copies itself
01:03:05 Well... should we be...
01:03:08 What are we talking about?
01:03:11 Should we be... talking at all?
01:03:14 Well, to be safe - no, probably not.
01:03:22 And, well... talk radio is...
01:03:31 But, we need to... tell people about it.
01:03:36 People need to know.
01:03:40 Well, it's your call, Mr. Mazzy.
01:03:42 Let's just hope
01:03:45 isn't going to destroy your world.
01:04:12 The whole world can hear you breathing.
01:04:15 It's fine, you're breathing.
01:04:17 That's your top news story!
01:04:20 It can't take your breath away,
01:04:21 - Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe...
01:04:24 Muzak, key 14.
01:04:28 Seems we're still talking.
01:04:42 - Hello?
01:04:46 Hey, Honey!
01:04:51 Hey, Sweetie...
01:04:57 I miss you too so much, Honey.
01:05:05 That's great, Honey.
01:05:13 Is your daddy there?
01:05:18 Honey, I didn't forget to call you.
01:05:22 You shouldn't be talking
01:05:23 And no "Sweethearts", please.
01:05:25 You should be breathing more.
01:05:28 Just talking out loud.
01:05:31 Could you please get your daddy on?
01:05:37 It's not your birthday today, Lulu.
01:05:41 It's not really
01:05:43 Can you just put your daddy on?
01:05:50 Happy Valentine's Day to you, Lulu!
01:05:57 'Cause I love you...
01:06:06 Lulu? Lulu? Hello?
01:06:12 Hello?
01:06:17 Shit!
01:06:22 The phone lines are dead.
01:06:27 Something strange is happening to her,
01:06:56 I forgot to give her at
01:07:00 Grant, thanks for the Valentine card.
01:07:05 I didn't say anything, I'm sorry,
01:07:23 So, this is what happens when a
01:07:27 This is the fate they're trying to escape.
01:07:31 Oh, oh, oh...
01:07:33 mostest defies comprehension!
01:07:37 Breathe... breathe...
01:07:39 Oh... here they come now.
01:07:44 There must be hundreds of them,
01:07:48 What we need is a flamethrower.
01:07:51 I thought we weren't supposed to talk.
01:07:52 Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:10:41 Sydney Briar is alive
01:10:48 Sydney Briar is alive
01:10:54 Sydney Briar is alive
01:10:58 Sydney Briar is alive
01:11:03 I looped it.
01:11:05 Sydney Briar is alive
01:11:08 Sydney Briar is alive
01:11:11 Sydney Briar is alive
01:11:14 Sydney Briar is alive
01:11:17 Sydney Briar is alive
01:11:21 - Sydney Briar is alive
01:11:24 Sydney Briar is alive
01:11:27 Sydney Briar is alive
01:11:30 Sydney Briar is alive
01:11:33 - Sydney Briar is alive
01:11:36 - Sydney Briar is alive
01:11:39 - Sydney Briar is alive
01:11:43 - Sydney Briar is alive
01:11:46 Sydney Briar is alive
01:11:49 Sydney Briar is alive
01:11:53 Sydney Briar is alive
01:11:56 Sydney Briar is alive
01:11:59 Sydney Briar is alive
01:12:02 Sydney Briar is alive
01:12:06 Sydney Briar is alive
01:12:09 Sydney Briar is alive
01:12:12 Sydney Briar is alive
01:12:16 - Sydney Briar is alive
01:12:38 Do you speak French?
01:12:41 A little bit?
01:12:47 We speak in French.
01:12:52 Let's go.
01:12:59 Can I go?
01:13:00 In French! In French!
01:13:04 Goodbye!
01:13:44 Where now?
01:13:47 To the kitchen.
01:14:04 Grant! Run... run now!
01:14:06 "Grant! Run... run now!"
01:14:18 Come get me!
01:14:19 "Come get me...
01:14:58 He's still going!
01:15:11 Maybe... he is dangerous?
01:15:15 Yes.
01:15:17 Are you going to kill the doctor?
01:15:23 No.
01:15:26 You killed the kid...
01:15:28 ...you go kill the doctor.
01:15:33 I... I didn't kill the kid.
01:15:36 Yes.
01:15:37 - No.
01:15:39 - No.
01:15:40 You killed the kid.
01:15:43 Not me!
01:15:46 Okay.
01:15:49 I killed the kid.
01:15:52 So...
01:15:54 you kill the doctor.
01:15:57 I? Please... no...
01:16:00 I'm not gonna kill
01:16:06 Okay.
01:16:13 If the doctor attacks us...
01:16:54 Here he comes!
01:16:58 The door! the door!
01:17:16 Sydney Briar is alive
01:17:20 Goodbye!
01:17:53 He's saving us...
01:18:20 Sydney Briar is alive
01:19:22 My name is Sidney Briar
01:19:31 I'm so sorry.
01:20:02 Why don't you speak up?
01:20:06 French!
01:20:12 Sorry!
01:20:17 Continue.
01:20:19 Don't talk.
01:20:27 My head hurts!
01:20:33 For Christ's sake, give it up, Grant.
01:20:39 There's no secret escape plan hidden
01:20:45 Stop!
01:20:59 Stop it!
01:21:14 Syd...
01:21:15 We're not talking. I'm drunk.
01:21:21 Why do you stop understanding this?
01:21:26 Oh, God!
01:21:29 You're gonna eat me soon, aren't you?
01:21:33 That's OK. You be the killer.
01:21:39 I do not want to be the killer.
01:21:40 Something Dr. Mendez said: He said that
01:21:46 So how do you... how do you not
01:21:49 OK, you're talking... a lot...
01:21:53 Honey, I don't understand something.
01:21:55 How, somethin' we understand automatically.
01:21:59 How do you make it strange?
01:22:03 We're gonna have killers in here soon,
01:22:12 I do not understand what disinfects it.
01:22:18 If it disinfects it, without distorting it,
01:22:23 You kill the word
01:22:27 Oh, you kill the word that's killing you.
01:22:31 Yeah, I remember as a kid,
01:22:33 I used to repeat words
01:22:35 'till whey were...
01:22:39 Do you think that's what it is?
01:22:41 Is it some kinda
01:22:46 You have to kill...
01:22:50 all the killing.
01:22:51 Yeah, but it doesn't work, because they
01:22:55 So how do you make it...
01:22:58 How?
01:23:04 "Kill"...
01:23:07 Kill... kill... kill...
01:23:11 Syd...
01:23:17 Okay, Syd, Syd, alright
01:23:22 I think you got an infected word.
01:23:26 But we know the word...
01:23:28 No, no, no. Stop!
01:23:30 Stop! We know the word!
01:23:33 Okay, 'kill' isn't 'kill...
01:23:36 'kill' isn't 'kill...
01:23:44 Oh God. I do not know! I don't know...
01:23:47 Alright...
01:23:48 "Kill" is "blue" "Kill" is "wonderful"
01:23:51 'Kill" is the... 'Kill" is "baby"
01:23:54 'Kill" is "Manet's Garden"...
01:23:57 "Kill" is everything
01:23:58 "Kill" is...
01:24:00 "Kill" is, uh...
01:24:04 "Kill" is...
01:24:05 "Kill" is "Kiss". "Kill" is "Kiss".
01:24:12 "Kill" is "Kiss"? "Kill" is "Kiss".
01:24:17 "Kill" is "Kiss". "Kill" is "Kiss"?
01:24:22 What is "Kill"?
01:24:24 "Kiss"...
01:24:29 - Kill me...
01:24:32 Kill me...
01:24:54 "Kill" is "Kiss".
01:25:01 Okay...
01:25:03 - Shh... shh... shh...
01:25:08 - I feel better.
01:25:13 What just happened?
01:25:15 Seriously, seriously.
01:25:18 We just kissed.
01:25:19 - I know, I know, I know...
01:25:22 What just happened...
01:25:25 Sydney, I think...
01:25:32 I think I just cured you.
01:25:39 Where you going?
01:25:40 We gotta let people know about this.
01:25:43 Shit! Grant, wait, listen to me... Grant,
01:25:47 Come on, girl! One last show!
01:25:50 One last... what? Grant...
01:25:54 We're not supposed to be even out here...
01:25:57 Syd, we're gonna save the fucking world.
01:26:01 You don't even know
01:26:04 or how you did it.
01:26:06 Listen, you're way ahead of yourself!
01:26:07 We're okay, okay? We're okay. We're
01:26:11 We have to stay safe,
01:26:14 Shit, Grant!
01:26:21 People are already dying, Syd,
01:26:25 Do we really wanna provide
01:26:29 I don't know what I did up there, Syd,
01:26:33 - Because if I don't... what?
01:26:37 - Yeah!
01:26:40 Now, get go,
01:26:45 - You there? You there?
01:26:48 I'm here,
01:26:49 - Hello?
01:26:50 Yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:26:52 Okay, we're gonna do what we can.
01:26:53 Now that French thing,
01:26:55 he said, uh... terms of endearment
01:26:59 And, uh... we got your word, we know
01:27:01 and what was Laurel Ann babbling about?
01:27:03 - I don't know, I don't remember.
01:27:06 uh... 'sample'.
01:27:08 Okay, we need a list.
01:27:10 There is no time for a list, Grant.
01:27:11 You would only start to confuse people.
01:27:14 Okay, put me on,
01:27:17 You're on!
01:27:19 Hello Pontypool. This is Grant Mazzy here
01:27:24 In fact, today folks, we set those
01:27:29 So here we go, folks:
01:27:34 'Kill' is definitely 'Kiss'...
01:27:36 Now 'Sample'...
01:27:41 - Sweetheart...
01:27:43 Sidney Briar!
01:27:46 Listen to me, folks,
01:27:48 - Okay?
01:27:49 If you are sayng "Happy"
01:27:53 "Happy" means... No, that's the opposite,
01:27:57 'Happy' is 'Handy'...
01:27:59 Move things around, people,
01:28:05 You have to stop understanding...
01:28:12 Stop understanding
01:28:14 "Sample"... "Sample" is a 'Color',
01:28:19 Okay, Grant,
01:28:21 but if... if you say "don't understand it"
01:28:25 Okay, okay,
01:28:27 Sidney Briar! Stop the broadcast!
01:28:33 The man speaking is sick!
01:28:37 The "Sky" is a "Person"...
01:28:43 "Yellow" is "Crowded"...
01:28:48 - Sounds like shitty Haiku, Grant.
01:28:50 I may be wrong, Grant, but I don't think
01:28:52 Okay, for Christ-sake...
01:28:54 Help me out here...
01:28:59 "Intake"...
01:29:00 - 'Trespass'...
01:29:01 - 'Swimming'...
01:29:03 - 'Fidelity'...
01:29:04 - 'Savage'...
01:29:06 - Uh... 'Tomorrow'...
01:29:08 - 'Ceiling'...
01:29:12 'Rhinoceros'...
01:29:14 'Laughter'...
01:29:17 Shit!
01:29:19 They're just shooting people, Grant!
01:29:24 Sidney Briar!
01:29:26 Stop killing people!
01:29:30 You gotta stop! You gotta stop!
01:29:50 Just listen to me...
01:29:54 I said, listen to me...
01:29:59 I think everyone's dead.
01:30:07 You're just killing scared people.
01:30:10 It's what you always do.
01:30:13 You're killing scared people.
01:30:16 You are like dogs...
01:30:22 Well, what the fuck happened
01:30:25 Someone took a buzzsaw
01:30:27 and they pulled out
01:30:29 and they spilled it
01:30:34 But you know what, friends?
01:30:37 We were never making sense.
01:30:39 We were never making sense.
01:30:43 And today, today when Armageddon
01:30:51 You know what?
01:30:55 Another day in Pontypool.
01:30:57 The sun came up.
01:31:01 and it's exactly
01:31:04 Today's news, folks...
01:31:07 Today's 'late breaking', 'development',
01:31:14 It's not the end of the world, folks.
01:31:17 It's just the end of the day.
01:31:22 This is Grant Mazzy,
01:31:29 And I'm still here,
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