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Translated By Guillaume Cot. |
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My name is Luis Costa, |
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...come from Paris, capricorn. |
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I belong to the Costa |
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my mother, Geneviève, |
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...Carole, |
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...Marie, |
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...Catherine, |
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...Axelle, |
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...and Maxine, the cadet. |
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My 12 nieces: Inès, |
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...Clémence, Mélanie, Eva, |
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...Alice, Pénélope, Lucille, |
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...et Simone. |
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For the men, my 4 brothers-in-law |
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...and my father, Hercules |
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...the greek mythology). |
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- Hercules. |
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So... Cacolac, who is it? |
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He was a great fan of Luis Mariano |
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At home, |
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We made all the |
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...for the family. |
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- Who wants more... |
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...Cacolac ? |
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Consensus of opinion. |
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One day, suddenly, |
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Since that day, everything changed. |
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-A motion proposed to the G7 |
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...with a view to avoiding |
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Who's for ? |
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The democracy... |
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...had been flouted. |
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I was 21 ans and i was crazy in love |
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It was my Abba period. |
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Or Cure... |
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No, Abba. |
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No, Cure. |
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- Why do they want... |
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...to see me ? |
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- "I want to be an artist." |
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That is to say ? |
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- It sounds like lazy. |
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your parents too |
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...Mlle Boutargue ? |
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- Where does it come from... |
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...Boutargue ? |
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- From Marseilles, I think ! |
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Bourrague, it's |
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- Sandrine, wait ! |
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- Thanks for defending me, |
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- You suck ! |
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Anyways, I think |
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if I want, at 21 years old |
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- Pipou, you weren't |
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- I know this kind |
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- What ? |
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...hair band, folded skirt |
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- And with many children, |
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...Imagine Pipou ! |
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At the grocery. |
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- With her belly. |
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- You'll never see me again. |
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- Pipou... |
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- Dare ! |
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- It stinks pussy here ! |
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I decided to flee to |
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But not that night, |
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Sandrine left me, |
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Her smell became |
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But my chemistry classes |
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...it needed 17 different smells... |
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...to recreate the one |
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It was surprising but |
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I discovered my vocation. |
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I became "nose". |
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I create perfumes. |
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It smells too much |
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We call it |
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My name is Luis Costa, |
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And i'm very well, |
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- Pierre-Yves, you pay the coffee ? |
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- The same, everytime. |
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- Everyone bow low, |
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Make way... |
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...for Luis Costa, |
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This is big stuff ! |
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In my arms, my Luis ! |
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Ah... |
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Oh, this nose ! |
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The cornerstone |
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Come and kiss this nose |
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Bisous on the nose ! |
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Christiane, Martine. |
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Powerful, slenderness, sensitiveness... |
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...where does come from |
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- You want something. |
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Oh... it's new, this one ? |
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- Asshole ! |
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- A gift from my ex-wife. |
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- It pronounces it well. |
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So ? |
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- What ? The day before, they |
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- The wife of Neiko's director |
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- It stinks ? |
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- Someting's missing. |
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There are 3 labs in competition, |
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We lost 3 months |
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...who says it stinks. |
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- We can use this work for something else... |
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- For what? |
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All my money for a |
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No, no, no ! |
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Work harder on "Tahar". |
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Find the idea... |
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I worked 12 months on it without any break. |
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I can't do anything more. |
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- 15000 euros of bonus. |
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I can't bear "Tahar" anymore. |
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That's it... |
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It's not my fault... |
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- Everyone goes home ! |
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It's over, we're closed ! |
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M. Luis Costa decided |
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Get yourself out of the shit ! |
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- 15000 euros, |
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Why don't you want it ? |
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Did you spend 12 months working without |
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I can't smell anymore. |
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- Are you okay ? |
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-What do you order ? |
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- I'll have a mozzarella tomatoe... |
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...and some chicken. |
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- I'm not hungry. |
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I forgot my meal tickets. |
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- I'll have the same thing |
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And some bread. |
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You're really |
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- I'm trying some |
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- Ah... we didn't know. |
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Congratulations. |
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- This is your "cam". |
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Brown-haired girls. |
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- When was the last time you... |
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- It's been 1 month, |
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It's hardly conceivable for Mister... |
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..."I chase all the girls". |
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- Do you have a tampon ? |
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- Could it be possible to |
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- For the tomatoes gratin... |
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We eat this every sunday... |
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- It's Gérard. |
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...of Hercules |
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It's a duty of memory. |
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- It was just for changing. |
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- We're going to say that as long as Hercules |
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Lunch is served ! |
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- Marie, where did you put my ironed laundry ? |
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- I want to say: |
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In your ass ! |
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..."skiwy" here. |
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- Easy. |
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Not easy ! |
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...taking care... |
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...of all your shit ! |
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At home, the other |
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You're totally assisted. |
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- I help. |
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We are all here... |
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...to fix everything for Pipou. |
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Grocery, |
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May he grow up a little bit ! |
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- Maxine, take care of your own business. |
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You're too young. |
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I'm not your wife, |
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- WE are not your wifes. |
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...to find a wife |
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- I'm 43 and why are you getting upset? |
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- When someone's 43, he |
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...his rent, |
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I mean all his life ! I'm 40 and |
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I'm dead tired ! |
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Me, it's... |
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Over out, now. |
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I'm sick of incompetents ! |
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- Ah... I was talking about you. |
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- Luis can't... |
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...have a wife, |
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-You know nothing, |
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- I know more than you who are 44 ! |
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- 43 ! |
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- It's the same. |
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- Oh, stop ! |
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- "In your ass" ! |
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- Marie explained herself with her heart, |
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...but she's right. |
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We don't have to take |
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It's the duty of a wife. |
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Of your wife. |
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Special... |
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...meeting of the G7 ! |
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"The boys", |
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...clear away. |
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Issue of the day... |
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- Luis' wedding, |
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- You bet ! |
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- What ? |
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- Adopted ! |
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- And did you see Gaël in London? |
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- Is he allright? |
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Why should have seen him ? |
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- You'll may find a |
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Stay as long as you want... |
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-I like to be alone. |
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when i see |
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Your fridge is |
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- Turn the faucet off well |
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There's a leak because the |
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At the end of the year, it's |
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- A juncture costs only 3 euros. |
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-Hum yeah... you've grown a little |
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- Yes, of course. |
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In dad's view, out of the region of Bordeaux, |
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Imagine London ! For him, |
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- So...how's work ? |
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I'm looking for it, |
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Can you lend me 200 euros? |
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With this, i won't bother you anymore. |
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Yes, we'll talk about this later. |
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- I have several rendez-vous |
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- we'll talk about this the day after tomorrow then. |
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- Hello... Luis ? |
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- Yes. |
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- Hello. |
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Like a saint. |
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We talked together on the internet yesterday. |
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- Aren't you Luis ? |
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...with one of my sisters. |
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- We talked about |
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- I can imagine that |
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- Really ? |
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- But i'm not against |
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...if you want. |
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You forgot your... |
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- Are you proud of you ? |
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- it's not going to last long. |
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- They were boring to death. |
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- I'm a first aid officer... |
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- I'm 33... |
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- Excel, Word, |
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- He told me: |
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- Waouh ! |
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...would have pleased them. |
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- Axelle, numbers. |
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- 31 girls. |
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He had a drink... |
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...with 13, had dinner with 7 |
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As a conclusion, not |
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-The director of |
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- You can brush her |
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- Francis, Kirsten, |
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- Nice to meet you. |
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- Hello, Luis. |
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- Hello. |
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- So, let's start... |
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You were happy since |
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...and now it's not good enough ? |
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The due dates are too soon. |
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Publicity and packaging are ready. |
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Clearly ? |
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We are in the hot, |
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...copper and amber-colored touches, |
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This is for an easy-going man, |
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...who fulfill his feminity. |
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...and green attack. |
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Something young,impish. |
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And i don't know... |
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We could try with some lavander... |
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-So, you're completely lost. |
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-Yes... |
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Yes ! |
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Please forgive us. |
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So much money is being invested. |
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We're going to continue our work, hum. |
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- Goodbye. |
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- Poh ! |
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She's wonderful, the assistant. |
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- Ah, no... |
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I don't like those big |
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- "Big things with boobies" ? |
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- What are you up to ? |
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It will be easier for me. |
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There will be many round-trip to Brazil. |
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It's long before finalizing. |
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Hou ! He knocks strongly ! |
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...but it's always surprising. |
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- Single parent, that's going to be more difficult. |
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It's normal to ask for some garanties. |
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- Of course, |
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- Well... |
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- I'm looking for Pierre-Yves. |
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- This table just over there. |
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- Hello, I'm the s... |
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We chatted all night long, |
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So wedding, no, |
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- Only sex, it's okay for me. |
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Possibly, yes. |
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Euh... |
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...just two having sex is a little bit boring. |
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Men who are... |
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...snoging... |
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- Emmanuelle, my little sister. |
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- Luis, he's working with me. |
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Did you acquainted with each other ? |
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- I showed you some pictures. |
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- She was really small... |
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- Actually... forgive me. |
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- No, it's okay. |
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- I'm ashamed. |
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- I'm telling you it's okay. |
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- What... |
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- Hum...I insist, |
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- Stop! I should be. |
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- Why ? |
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- You looked really ridiculous. |
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- Well, i was actually |
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- No, you were ridiculous. |
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- When was that ? |
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- Hum, nothing. |
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- Sandrine ? |
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- Yes ? |
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- Sandrine Bourrague. |
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Luis. |
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Luis Costa. |
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- Oh, Luis ! Hi. |
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It's no more Bourrague, |
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- What's up ? |
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- I have 4 kids. The eldest, |
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Matthias, the youngest, |
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...in a school for gifted children. |
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Then Mathilde |
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We just came back from the "Club", |
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They take care of the children, |
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- No ! |
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And this is your dog ? |
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How much is it ? |
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57,90. |
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- Of course. |
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- About what ? |
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- Well... well... you don't remember ? |
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- Listen, I really don't know. |
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Ah yes ! You splited up |
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Hum... i'm correct ? |
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Well... do you have a bag ? |
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- Blonde or brown-haired ? |
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- Here, you're mute. |
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- Oh, oh ! |
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- We can give them an old |
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And there you go ! |
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- So ? |
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- No, depression. |
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- It was okay yesterday. |
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- Get married ? |
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- The wedding day. |
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No more news. |
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Annick had everything. |
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It's horrible ! |
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She doesn't want anything. |
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I don't take any single girl anymore. |
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Only married or lesbian girls. |
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- What girl ? |
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- So why do you want to tell |
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- I found the plan |
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Listen, I find a girl. |
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- It doesn't matter. |
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I brief her to please to |
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They love her and we decide |
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- With you don't know who ? |
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- We prepare the wedding, |
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And at the town hall, she doesn't come ! |
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She dumps me the |
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Big depression, |
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Perfect ! |
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Wedding in one month, |
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In Vegas, it would have been already over. |
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"I don't want to get married" ? |
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- And what about paying a coffee sometimes ? |
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- Stop introducing me girls. |
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I met someone. |
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- What ? |
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- Tell us ! |
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- I waited to know if it was serious... |
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And it is. |
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- Really ? |
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- Yes... |
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- In love ? |
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- Since a while. |
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- I ask to see. |
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- Will she please mom ? |
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- We'll see. |
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- How about Petra ? |
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...more sophisticated. |
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- Amber. |
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500 euros per hour ! |
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- They don't put herselves out. |
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- Let's say 5000 euros per day, |
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...3 weeks, |
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I wear a wig |
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...and i'll do it for you |
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SO... |
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- Or, we have Bellinda. |
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A wig at this price... |
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- Where do those things come from ? |
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- Ah... sorry. |
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- Emma, yes. |
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Hurry, i'm in the middle of... yes. |
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I don't have any phone number. |
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Take the subway. |
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There are only two conections. |
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Ok, see you. |
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- So...Is your sister working ? |
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- Don't talk me about that, |
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Ah well no... |
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- You consider me... |
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...as a slut ? |
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- I pay you to be my |
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- Indeed ! |
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- You have to take this |
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- You watched too much... |
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..."The Bachelor". |
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...I love "The Bachelor". |
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- "My wife" is supposed to |
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I'm not going to hire a friend. |
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There's nothing funny... |
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...frankly... |
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...a joke ? |
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- Sorry but it's discouncerting. |
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- If you're not interested in... |
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- No, no ! So, well... |
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- Ok, 8 weeks. |
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- 100 euros per hour by 24... |
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- Euh, i leave you together, |
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- So 2400 by 7 days |
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- Woh, what are you doing ? |
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- I'm counting the hours. |
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- We aren't going to count the hours, |
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...the minutes... |
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We settle a forfeiture. |
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- I'm not available 24/7! |
| 00:23:01 |
- We have to agree on an amount of hours... |
| 00:23:05 |
..per day, for 8 weeks. |
| 00:23:07 |
- Pfff... 2 months... |
| 00:23:11 |
- Well, a regular day of 8h of working... |
| 00:23:15 |
...with a lunch break... |
| 00:23:18 |
15000 euros per week. |
| 00:23:21 |
- Pfff ! |
| 00:23:22 |
- What ? |
| 00:23:27 |
For 10 rendez-vous... |
| 00:23:29 |
...with my family and 4 smiles ? |
| 00:23:31 |
1000 euros, |
| 00:23:34 |
- To live in peace until the |
| 00:23:36 |
It's nothing! |
| 00:23:37 |
So 3000 per week. |
| 00:23:41 |
...8 weeks |
| 00:23:43 |
Let's say, 20000, |
| 00:23:46 |
- We aren't going to agree. |
| 00:23:48 |
- It's kind of complicated for |
| 00:23:56 |
- Ok ! |
| 00:23:59 |
This... |
| 00:24:00 |
...is my last price. |
| 00:24:04 |
- Over my dead body. |
| 00:24:06 |
- Yes ! |
| 00:24:10 |
- Can i talk to you ? |
| 00:24:13 |
- The bitch denounced me. |
| 00:24:15 |
- What ? |
| 00:24:17 |
...she denouced me at the fisc, |
| 00:24:20 |
She's such a bitch... |
| 00:24:27 |
- Bitch... |
| 00:24:28 |
- Such a bitch ! |
| 00:24:31 |
It's not the best moment but... |
| 00:24:33 |
I'll need... |
| 00:24:35 |
...an advance on the bonus. |
| 00:24:38 |
- Actually, i'll need |
| 00:24:47 |
- Don't ever get married ! |
| 00:24:49 |
Wait. |
| 00:24:52 |
Barbara, it's Francis. |
| 00:24:54 |
I thought we were adults, |
| 00:24:57 |
...that we still had |
| 00:24:59 |
I just realize that you |
| 00:25:02 |
...such a fat bitch ! |
| 00:25:08 |
- I'll do my very best on "Tahar"... |
| 00:25:10 |
- Why me ? |
| 00:25:12 |
There are 4 milliards of girls, |
| 00:25:19 |
-Everything will be fixed soon. |
| 00:25:25 |
Thanks. |
| 00:25:34 |
- The idea is to meet regularly. |
| 00:25:38 |
- But only two nights out on the town per week. |
| 00:25:40 |
- We aren't going to write everything down. |
| 00:25:44 |
...we can write it down, |
| 00:25:47 |
- In places that my sisters use to go in. |
| 00:25:51 |
- Of course. |
| 00:25:53 |
- Not any kisses with the tongue, |
| 00:25:57 |
- No nicknames like |
| 00:26:00 |
- It won't have come naturally. |
| 00:26:03 |
- Avoid "Luigi" and "Loulou" too. |
| 00:26:07 |
- Where does it come from your firstname "Luis" ? |
| 00:26:13 |
- Bah, it doesn't matter. |
| 00:26:17 |
I inevitably asked you. |
| 00:26:21 |
...loved Luis Mariano. |
| 00:26:23 |
"Si tu vas à Rio" |
| 00:26:26 |
- This is Dario Moreno. |
| 00:26:28 |
- Maybe. |
| 00:26:29 |
- It IS Dario Moreno. |
| 00:26:31 |
- Anyways, what does your perfect wife ? |
| 00:26:35 |
- She isn't tattooed, |
| 00:26:39 |
Otherwise... |
| 00:26:40 |
...coiffed, nails done, |
| 00:26:44 |
The minimum for a wife. |
| 00:26:46 |
- Can i read or no ? |
| 00:26:49 |
- Don't start... |
| 00:26:51 |
...with feminism, |
| 00:26:52 |
...the woman condition... |
| 00:26:54 |
- It's ok... |
| 00:26:56 |
I was trying to relax both of us. |
| 00:26:59 |
- I'm very relaxed already. |
| 00:27:00 |
I'm telling you what is... |
| 00:27:04 |
...unacceptable for my family. |
| 00:27:07 |
- Yes but... |
| 00:27:10 |
If there isn't any result, |
| 00:27:14 |
- No, 40% guaranteed, |
| 00:27:19 |
- 15 ? |
| 00:27:22 |
- I'm rented, |
| 00:27:32 |
- Here. |
| 00:27:33 |
- Read and approved. |
| 00:27:35 |
- Ah... it has started ! |
| 00:27:40 |
- What are you going to wear tonight ? |
| 00:27:43 |
- I think i'll go naked. |
| 00:27:46 |
- In music, what is the band you like ? |
| 00:27:50 |
"Garage |
| 00:27:52 |
- "Rage against the machine". |
| 00:27:55 |
And me, what is it ? |
| 00:27:59 |
The morning, it's a dark coffee |
| 00:28:03 |
- Very glamour ! |
| 00:28:05 |
- You hate hamsters. |
| 00:28:07 |
- No, it's just that i'm uncomfortable with them. |
| 00:28:11 |
- Your favorite smell ? |
| 00:28:14 |
- Some paper smells. |
| 00:28:18 |
You should have said: |
| 00:28:21 |
- I'm here. |
| 00:28:23 |
- What is, Catherine ? |
| 00:28:25 |
Ah yes, strictness. |
| 00:28:28 |
...the clothes store. |
| 00:28:32 |
Smile, keep silence |
| 00:28:36 |
- Are you nervous ? |
| 00:28:40 |
- What is that ? |
| 00:28:44 |
- Ah ! |
| 00:28:45 |
- Hi. |
| 00:28:47 |
- Come inside, come inside. |
| 00:28:49 |
Everyone made free, that's great. |
| 00:28:52 |
- I'm going to introduce you to everyone. |
| 00:28:56 |
- No, she'll memorize only two names ! |
| 00:28:59 |
- It's ok... |
| 00:29:02 |
- Yes. |
| 00:29:04 |
- And... Maxine. |
| 00:29:06 |
- Yes. |
| 00:29:08 |
...that i have the feeling to know you. |
| 00:29:10 |
Axelle ? |
| 00:29:14 |
- Ok, let's go to the living room. |
| 00:29:21 |
You can sit here. |
| 00:29:24 |
- I'd like some. |
| 00:29:28 |
- Oh ! |
| 00:29:29 |
- She keeps straight, |
| 00:29:32 |
Nice smile, white teeth, |
| 00:29:36 |
- Cheers ! |
| 00:29:38 |
- At the present time... |
| 00:29:41 |
- Pipou, let her talk. |
| 00:29:45 |
- I restore ancient furniture. |
| 00:29:48 |
I'm teacher of EMT, |
| 00:29:50 |
...we're working on wood. |
| 00:29:52 |
- Oh the anecdote, thanks ! |
| 00:29:55 |
- Job very interesting. |
| 00:29:57 |
- A little bit young but she's a cute lady. |
| 00:29:59 |
- Mouais, it's ok. |
| 00:30:00 |
- Raw silk, she has taste. |
| 00:30:03 |
- Of course, |
| 00:30:06 |
- How did you meet ? |
| 00:30:08 |
- I'm Pierre-Yves' sister. |
| 00:30:16 |
- "The best melons are not all from Cavaillon". |
| 00:30:19 |
- WHat is this expression ? |
| 00:30:23 |
No need to... |
| 00:30:27 |
...are from Cavaillon, |
| 00:30:29 |
...like our parents. |
| 00:30:32 |
...my dead husband... |
| 00:30:34 |
...was the best friend of my brother. |
| 00:30:37 |
Love at first sight. |
| 00:30:39 |
- Like us, |
| 00:30:42 |
- I like Pierre-Yves. |
| 00:30:43 |
- He's a claw. |
| 00:30:45 |
- What is it, a claw ? |
| 00:30:48 |
- So, a claw... |
| 00:30:50 |
- He's a little bit skinflint. |
| 00:30:53 |
- No, actually, he's generous. |
| 00:30:56 |
- He's providing housing for me. |
| 00:30:57 |
- You aren't living together ? |
| 00:31:00 |
- Soon, i hope. |
| 00:31:04 |
- Will he tolerate... |
| 00:31:05 |
...to be invaded ? |
| 00:31:07 |
You'll know it... |
| 00:31:08 |
...in the next... |
| 00:31:10 |
- Your parents, |
| 00:31:11 |
...what are they thinking about it ? |
| 00:31:13 |
- They don't know it. |
| 00:31:15 |
I see them... |
| 00:31:19 |
- No, really... |
| 00:31:21 |
- No ? |
| 00:31:23 |
- It's the contrary... |
| 00:31:29 |
And when i see you all so united... |
| 00:31:46 |
- It's a "Château Latour" ? |
| 00:31:48 |
- Mom ? |
| 00:31:50 |
- Château Latour, 1991. |
| 00:31:52 |
- Bravo ! |
| 00:31:54 |
- Come on ! |
| 00:31:56 |
- My love ! |
| 00:32:00 |
- We have to hurry because... |
| 00:32:03 |
- Oh, cancel and stay with us. |
| 00:32:07 |
- I can't,I promised Pierre-Yves. |
| 00:32:11 |
- Come on. I hope i'll see you soon. |
| 00:32:13 |
- You are going to be late. |
| 00:32:15 |
- Let them ! |
| 00:32:17 |
- Bye, my love. |
| 00:32:19 |
- Bye, my love. |
| 00:32:21 |
- It's 9:05, |
| 00:32:23 |
- What ? |
| 00:32:28 |
- It runs in the family. |
| 00:32:31 |
- Tchao, Pipou. |
| 00:32:40 |
- Bravo ! |
| 00:32:43 |
- Very cute ! |
| 00:32:51 |
- 700 with the added hour. |
| 00:32:53 |
- Next time, i'll use a time switch. |
| 00:32:55 |
- Where they happy ? |
| 00:32:59 |
Don't weaken. |
| 00:33:00 |
Oh, such a stroke of luck for the wine ! |
| 00:33:03 |
- It wasn't a stroke of luck. |
| 00:33:06 |
- Oh yes, your parents' vineyard... |
| 00:33:10 |
But nonetheless. |
| 00:33:12 |
- Well... |
| 00:33:14 |
- Do you want to have a drink, out of contract ? |
| 00:33:17 |
- Don't confuse everything. |
| 00:33:19 |
- No, to talk. |
| 00:33:21 |
- About your family ? |
| 00:33:25 |
I'm out of it. |
| 00:33:28 |
I'm 43. |
| 00:33:31 |
- Do i look older ? |
| 00:33:32 |
Younger, very younger. |
| 00:33:36 |
- Ok, i'm leaving. |
| 00:33:38 |
If we are being spyed... |
| 00:33:44 |
It is... |
| 00:33:48 |
It is... |
| 00:33:51 |
- What do you think about it, |
| 00:33:54 |
Powerful at first smell, |
| 00:33:58 |
- We are in the right way, |
| 00:34:02 |
- Voilà ! It doesn't last long. |
| 00:34:05 |
You need to work a little bit more. |
| 00:34:08 |
Find more persistent. |
| 00:34:10 |
- We can refine the juice. |
| 00:34:14 |
- Cat's pee, it's persistent. |
| 00:34:20 |
- I'll have a question. |
| 00:34:23 |
- Why... |
| 00:34:24 |
...you don't like me ? |
| 00:34:27 |
- "Doesn't stay long", |
| 00:34:31 |
A little bit rough, isn't it ? |
| 00:34:35 |
Come closer. |
| 00:34:37 |
"Promesse". |
| 00:34:38 |
Yes. And it's from ? |
| 00:34:41 |
Well... from me. |
| 00:34:43 |
So... you see i like you. |
| 00:34:49 |
- The last check-up is still missing. |
| 00:34:52 |
- Ah... everything's fine. |
| 00:34:56 |
- Ok. |
| 00:34:58 |
- I wanted to ask you... |
| 00:35:00 |
I hear many different views. |
| 00:35:03 |
For his arrival at home... |
| 00:35:06 |
If he's used to some food... |
| 00:35:09 |
- A brazilian child, |
| 00:35:11 |
...you don't have to force him to |
| 00:35:13 |
Just kidding. |
| 00:35:15 |
There can be an adaptation time. |
| 00:35:18 |
But i'm sure that, at the right time, |
| 00:35:21 |
...you'll find the right words. |
| 00:35:24 |
- Yes, but i'd like to know |
| 00:35:28 |
- We aren't at this level yet. |
| 00:35:30 |
Bring me your pay slip first. |
| 00:35:34 |
- We are still negociating the contract, |
| 00:35:39 |
- Ok. |
| 00:35:40 |
- Terminale L, What is that ? |
| 00:35:45 |
- Do you like coriander ? |
| 00:35:48 |
- You, at least, you're cool. |
| 00:35:53 |
- Come see |
| 00:35:56 |
...go to play. |
| 00:35:57 |
- Wait... this is |
| 00:36:01 |
- Yes. |
| 00:36:02 |
- So, you don't wear it this way at all. |
| 00:36:07 |
- Luis thinks it's crude. |
| 00:36:09 |
- Help ! |
| 00:36:11 |
Since when you know fashion ? |
| 00:36:14 |
Don't let you be easy. |
| 00:36:18 |
- The wedding gets closer, calm down ! |
| 00:36:21 |
- Your mom calls me endlessly. |
| 00:36:23 |
I want more. |
| 00:36:25 |
- A forfeiture is a forfeiture ! |
| 00:36:28 |
Si la prestation change, |
| 00:36:31 |
It's harassment, I want 20% more. |
| 00:36:35 |
- It's a robbery ! |
| 00:36:37 |
- We can argue... |
| 00:36:40 |
- Fifteen. |
| 00:36:43 |
- Ok. |
| 00:36:49 |
- 10%, is my last price. |
| 00:36:52 |
- That's a deal. |
| 00:36:54 |
...the lovers, taste this. |
| 00:37:01 |
- Wonderful, very good. |
| 00:37:04 |
- It's reasonable. |
| 00:37:06 |
- But it's ok... |
| 00:37:07 |
We take it. |
| 00:37:09 |
- We can look for something younger. |
| 00:37:12 |
- But no, Emma. We take it. |
| 00:37:15 |
- How many guests planed ? |
| 00:37:17 |
- Around 50. |
| 00:37:20 |
Because for us, 250, 300... |
| 00:37:22 |
Let's say, |
| 00:37:24 |
...350 maximum. |
| 00:37:26 |
- SO 200 bottles. |
| 00:37:28 |
- 400 with the champagne. |
| 00:37:31 |
- We have thought of something a little bit intimate. |
| 00:37:35 |
- With this wine, you'll need something garnished with truffles . |
| 00:37:40 |
- It's not the season... |
| 00:37:42 |
- I love truffles, good idea ! |
| 00:37:44 |
- No need to ruin ourselves. |
| 00:37:46 |
- I've been witing this for 15 years, |
| 00:37:51 |
At worst, i'll sell the apartment i was keeping for you. |
| 00:37:56 |
- They are ruined themselves, |
| 00:37:59 |
And you're preparing this with my sister ! |
| 00:38:04 |
- By the way, you'll be my best man. |
| 00:38:11 |
- I appriciate this, really. |
| 00:38:13 |
- It's a fake wedding. |
| 00:38:15 |
- "Marché Saint-Honoré" ? |
| 00:38:18 |
Yes, Geneviève. |
| 00:38:21 |
- Where are you going ? |
| 00:38:24 |
- No need one, we don't care ! |
| 00:38:27 |
That's a fake wedding ! |
| 00:38:30 |
Your mother and your sister are waiting for me... |
| 00:38:33 |
...at "Victoria". |
| 00:38:35 |
- I know. |
| 00:38:38 |
- It's so touching. |
| 00:39:00 |
- Hou hou ! |
| 00:39:02 |
- Who is this ? |
| 00:39:04 |
- The woman... |
| 00:39:06 |
...of the adoption agency. |
| 00:39:08 |
- We are going to adopt a dog. |
| 00:39:10 |
- How are you ? |
| 00:39:11 |
- Such a surprise ! |
| 00:39:13 |
- I'm looking for some sugar-coated pills. |
| 00:39:17 |
Ask André from me. |
| 00:39:20 |
- Mme Lebrun. |
| 00:39:22 |
- The future... |
| 00:39:23 |
...mother-in-law. |
| 00:39:25 |
And here is Marie, |
| 00:39:26 |
...Maxine, Carole, |
| 00:39:29 |
- The future sisters-in-law. |
| 00:39:32 |
- Are you going to get married ? |
| 00:39:35 |
...your file. |
| 00:39:38 |
- Well... yes, nonetheless. |
| 00:39:40 |
- When i was young, we could easily find |
| 00:39:45 |
...get rid of some. |
| 00:39:48 |
- Yes, it's important, the race. |
| 00:39:52 |
- Yes, a bastard, it's good. |
| 00:39:55 |
...smart. |
| 00:39:56 |
- Well let's go. |
| 00:39:59 |
- Goddbye. |
| 00:40:02 |
- Goodbye. |
| 00:40:52 |
- Luis Costa ? |
| 00:40:54 |
- It's me. |
| 00:41:04 |
- You receive... |
| 00:41:05 |
...your mail here ? |
| 00:41:08 |
- Yes, it's true. |
| 00:41:14 |
- No ! But why... |
| 00:41:17 |
Why me ? |
| 00:41:21 |
- Luis, what's going on ? |
| 00:41:23 |
- It's Emma. |
| 00:41:24 |
She's not coming. |
| 00:41:27 |
"This wedding is... |
| 00:41:29 |
"...a bad idea. |
| 00:41:30 |
Emma." |
| 00:41:31 |
- It's a joke. |
| 00:41:38 |
- No ! |
| 00:41:41 |
- What ? |
| 00:41:43 |
- You're miserable. |
| 00:41:45 |
- What did I do ? |
| 00:41:48 |
- Well look ! |
| 00:41:50 |
- Look. |
| 00:41:52 |
- When did you take this ? |
| 00:41:54 |
- No ! |
| 00:41:56 |
- Loser ! I thought it would be ok. |
| 00:41:59 |
I wanted to make you an album. |
| 00:42:01 |
Disgusting ! |
| 00:42:02 |
Don't deny ! |
| 00:42:05 |
- Yes. |
| 00:42:16 |
- Mom, are you all right ? Mom ! |
| 00:42:36 |
- What are they doing ? |
| 00:42:38 |
- Calm down, |
| 00:42:41 |
- So ? |
| 00:42:44 |
Her state is serious, |
| 00:42:48 |
We'll do what's necessary. |
| 00:42:50 |
You can visit her. |
| 00:42:53 |
Sorry for the wedding. |
| 00:42:55 |
- I'm going. |
| 00:43:01 |
- Emma... Emma ! |
| 00:43:06 |
Emma ! |
| 00:43:10 |
- Mom is going to die because of you. |
| 00:43:12 |
- So you do how you want, |
| 00:43:15 |
...but you bring Emmanuelle back. |
| 00:43:18 |
- Come on! |
| 00:43:26 |
- what do the doctors say ? |
| 00:43:30 |
- It's horrible. |
| 00:43:33 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:43:36 |
I like her very much. |
| 00:43:40 |
- Isn't she in the coma ? |
| 00:43:45 |
- Shit... |
| 00:43:47 |
- What will i tell her ? |
| 00:43:50 |
- That we are together again. |
| 00:43:53 |
- We must stop, we caused enough damages. |
| 00:43:57 |
- Just for more few days. |
| 00:43:59 |
- I've written a second contract |
| 00:44:03 |
- But your mother is in the coma ! |
| 00:44:06 |
- Don't worry, it's psychosomatic. |
| 00:44:11 |
What are you affraid of, hein ? |
| 00:44:14 |
We aren't going to get married. |
| 00:44:18 |
- Me, men with guts. |
| 00:44:21 |
I've fulfilled my contract, |
| 00:44:28 |
- Ah, fuck... |
| 00:44:32 |
I prefered the others. |
| 00:44:37 |
- I learned for your wedding. |
| 00:44:40 |
It isn't very reassuring for your file. |
| 00:44:44 |
- But... |
| 00:44:45 |
- Actually, what is your situation ? |
| 00:44:49 |
- Are you married ? |
| 00:44:54 |
- No, but... |
| 00:44:55 |
The wedding isn't canceled, |
| 00:44:59 |
My mother-in-law had a heart attack... a malaise. |
| 00:45:03 |
As soon as she's better, we are going to get married. |
| 00:45:06 |
- Hum... it doesn't look simple. |
| 00:45:09 |
- In the 11e. |
| 00:45:11 |
I meant, with your husband ? |
| 00:45:15 |
- Of course ! We are preparing his room. |
| 00:45:19 |
- "Of course" ! Nothing is obvious for me. |
| 00:45:22 |
- For the time being... |
| 00:45:24 |
Aïe ! |
| 00:45:26 |
- The baby is giving some kicks. |
| 00:45:28 |
Your file will be in stand-by, it's not clear. |
| 00:45:34 |
Sorry. |
| 00:45:52 |
- How are you ? |
| 00:45:53 |
- I'm better. Why are you here ? |
| 00:45:56 |
- I was worried. |
| 00:45:58 |
SO, are we talking about the contract ? |
| 00:46:01 |
- I rented you, and it was expansive, |
| 00:46:04 |
...you were going to be the perfect wife. |
| 00:46:07 |
The thing is that it worked because |
| 00:46:10 |
...perfect. |
| 00:46:14 |
- But they want to kill me because i let you go. |
| 00:46:18 |
- Yes, so ? |
| 00:46:19 |
- So, new plan, a very smart plan... |
| 00:46:25 |
You come back with me, |
| 00:46:30 |
You are execrable, |
| 00:46:35 |
They beg me to split up with you. |
| 00:46:40 |
Ok ? |
| 00:46:41 |
Nobody tells me about wedding anymore. |
| 00:46:46 |
- You are cockeyed. |
| 00:46:49 |
I'll live with you. |
| 00:46:53 |
Why ? |
| 00:46:56 |
- They will imagine you stuck with a witch. |
| 00:46:59 |
It will thus mean more pressure. |
| 00:47:02 |
- Ok, but we'll deduct a part of the rent. |
| 00:47:06 |
- I'll have my room. |
| 00:47:08 |
- But no meals. |
| 00:47:10 |
- No problems. |
| 00:47:48 |
- Mom. |
| 00:47:51 |
Look who is there. |
| 00:47:54 |
- Emma ! |
| 00:48:08 |
- This is the duplicate of the caretaker's keys. |
| 00:48:14 |
- Not bad... |
| 00:48:15 |
...here. |
| 00:48:17 |
- In the bathroom, |
| 00:48:20 |
...to turn off the faucet well. |
| 00:48:22 |
- It's 100 euros. |
| 00:48:25 |
...I don't like that. |
| 00:48:28 |
- How many rooms are there ? |
| 00:48:31 |
and a sofa. |
| 00:48:34 |
- Try to not make a mess. |
| 00:48:38 |
- Is it the first time that someone settle here ? |
| 00:48:40 |
- Yes and it will be the last. |
| 00:48:43 |
- A visit ? |
| 00:48:45 |
- My office. |
| 00:48:48 |
It could be another room. |
| 00:48:54 |
- Shit, Axelle with my laundry. |
| 00:48:58 |
- I'm really bad parked. |
| 00:49:00 |
Emma ! How are you ? |
| 00:49:04 |
- That's a pleasure to hear that. |
| 00:49:06 |
- Do you want a coffee ? |
| 00:49:10 |
- "a coffee" ? And what about some |
| 00:49:14 |
- 2 secondes ! |
| 00:49:16 |
See you the lovers. |
| 00:49:18 |
- I'm going to poop. |
| 00:49:21 |
- Oh, well... see you ! |
| 00:49:27 |
- "I'm going to poop." |
| 00:49:30 |
That's all you found ? |
| 00:49:35 |
- You have to think like |
| 00:49:39 |
I'm sensitive to smells, so... |
| 00:49:42 |
...the cigarette... |
| 00:49:45 |
You have to be... |
| 00:49:47 |
...in their mind. |
| 00:49:51 |
To repel someone... |
| 00:49:54 |
My working tools. |
| 00:49:56 |
Stay focus. |
| 00:49:58 |
To repel someone, |
| 00:50:01 |
...you have to know his taste. |
| 00:50:04 |
- Yes. |
| 00:50:05 |
- No. |
| 00:50:07 |
- Yes. |
| 00:50:08 |
- No. |
| 00:50:09 |
- Of course yes. |
| 00:50:11 |
- No. |
| 00:50:14 |
- Yes. |
| 00:50:15 |
- No. |
| 00:50:17 |
- Anyways... |
| 00:50:19 |
The idea is to... |
| 00:50:21 |
...systematically, |
| 00:50:24 |
...hurt the sensible point. |
| 00:50:27 |
First, Carole. |
| 00:50:29 |
No, everything's ugly. |
| 00:50:31 |
- A day without ! |
| 00:50:41 |
Oups ! |
| 00:50:43 |
- Oh ! |
| 00:50:44 |
- Sorry. Well... |
| 00:50:46 |
I'm leaving. |
| 00:50:48 |
I'm gonna have my hair removed from my pussy. |
| 00:50:54 |
- What ? She's crazy, |
| 00:50:58 |
I'm calling her right away. |
| 00:51:00 |
- No, be nice with her. |
| 00:51:05 |
- What ? |
| 00:51:06 |
- She came back for mom. Not for you |
| 00:51:11 |
- I'm the one who's hurt. |
| 00:51:13 |
- For you, it's chronical. |
| 00:51:17 |
- It's here, here ! |
| 00:51:20 |
- There's nothing between us. |
| 00:51:22 |
- And the pictures ? |
| 00:51:23 |
- We can see a kiss... |
| 00:51:27 |
...in front of his female pigeon. |
| 00:51:29 |
She felt betrayed. |
| 00:51:32 |
- What did i do to deserve this ? |
| 00:51:35 |
Your selfishness almost killed mom. |
| 00:51:38 |
- You will soon... |
| 00:51:39 |
...be considered as an old handsome guy. |
| 00:51:42 |
- We found you a great girl. |
| 00:51:45 |
- I found her. |
| 00:51:49 |
- And then, well... |
| 00:51:52 |
You're right, i screwed up. |
| 00:51:55 |
From now on, I'll be careful. |
| 00:51:59 |
- What from now on ? |
| 00:52:01 |
- With the next girl i meet. |
| 00:52:03 |
- You're dumb ! |
| 00:52:05 |
...Emma ! |
| 00:52:06 |
- Get along ! |
| 00:52:08 |
- We see you for Marie's birthday. |
| 00:52:10 |
You'll apologize in front of everyone. |
| 00:52:15 |
- Emma ! |
| 00:52:18 |
- Emma ! |
| 00:52:22 |
- Emma ! |
| 00:52:29 |
It's a total failure. |
| 00:52:31 |
My sisters think you wanted to piss me off. |
| 00:52:34 |
- We are forgiving you, |
| 00:52:36 |
...you are awesome. |
| 00:52:38 |
- That's nice. |
| 00:52:39 |
- Yeah, great. |
| 00:52:43 |
- What do i do ? |
| 00:52:47 |
- WHat are those smells ? |
| 00:52:55 |
- Emma, come ! |
| 00:53:00 |
- What is that ? |
| 00:53:02 |
- I'm restoring an ancient piece of furniture. |
| 00:53:05 |
- Here ? |
| 00:53:07 |
- Yes, it doesn't bother. |
| 00:53:10 |
- What ? It's here that it... |
| 00:53:12 |
...bothers the most ! |
| 00:53:13 |
- It's where i'm working ! |
| 00:53:17 |
I restore ancient furniture. |
| 00:53:21 |
- In my office. |
| 00:53:22 |
Do you know what kind of pollution your chemical products represent? |
| 00:53:26 |
- It's killing my nose. |
| 00:53:28 |
- Oh, calm down, you're so squeamish ! |
| 00:53:31 |
- We have a contract |
| 00:53:32 |
- It doesn't say anything... |
| 00:53:34 |
...on my job. |
| 00:53:35 |
I'm playing my role, |
| 00:53:39 |
...furniture ! |
| 00:53:40 |
Sorry to be credible ! |
| 00:53:43 |
- I can't work... |
| 00:53:45 |
...in olfactory hostile surroundings. |
| 00:53:49 |
- Have you ever seen the baby ? |
| 00:53:51 |
- Only in video, but I'm going to see him soon. |
| 00:53:54 |
- The first meeting must be... |
| 00:53:57 |
- What's his name ? |
| 00:53:59 |
- Where is he in Brazil ? |
| 00:54:01 |
- Excuse me. |
| 00:54:03 |
- Go ahead. |
| 00:54:05 |
- Yes ? |
| 00:54:08 |
I wanted to apologize for yesterday. |
| 00:54:11 |
I was an idiot. |
| 00:54:14 |
...my invitation to a restaurant, with me tonight ? |
| 00:54:19 |
A very nice restaurant. |
| 00:54:21 |
The head-cook will cook something just for you. |
| 00:54:25 |
- A one-to-one ? |
| 00:54:28 |
- Well. |
| 00:54:31 |
- The violet, |
| 00:54:32 |
...doesn't want to be smelled. |
| 00:54:35 |
- Really ? |
| 00:54:38 |
...is to block the smell's receptor |
| 00:54:42 |
When you smell it, you can't smell it again suddenly. |
| 00:54:46 |
You'll have to wait to be able to smell it again. |
| 00:54:53 |
- That's weird. |
| 00:54:57 |
- The sensation of a souvenir... |
| 00:55:05 |
- I love... |
| 00:55:06 |
...this part. |
| 00:55:08 |
- What is this movie ? |
| 00:55:11 |
...a culte indian movie. |
| 00:55:14 |
- "Muthu" ? |
| 00:55:17 |
- "A table", it's ready. |
| 00:55:20 |
It's better hot. |
| 00:55:24 |
- Is this scallop-shell ? |
| 00:55:27 |
- Yes. Do you like truffles ? |
| 00:55:30 |
- Are we on familiar terms ? |
| 00:55:34 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:55:38 |
You take a small piece of each thing. |
| 00:55:42 |
You create your own mix of flavours. |
| 00:55:45 |
Excuse me... |
| 00:55:50 |
Allô ? |
| 00:55:54 |
Now ? |
| 00:55:58 |
Ok, understood. |
| 00:56:00 |
I have to work. |
| 00:56:01 |
- At this time ? |
| 00:56:04 |
I'm not going to eat alone ! |
| 00:56:06 |
- Francis needs a hand. |
| 00:56:10 |
- Here... |
| 00:56:15 |
- Ok well... |
| 00:56:16 |
- See you later. |
| 00:56:17 |
- Such a shame. |
| 00:56:19 |
- You'll tell me... |
| 00:56:21 |
...the end. |
| 00:56:32 |
- Do it, the complete thing |
| 00:56:35 |
- No, slowly. |
| 00:56:45 |
- No, boys, |
| 00:56:48 |
- He starts to piss me off, Francis. |
| 00:56:50 |
To empty his whole flat before the control, |
| 00:56:53 |
...it's precipitous. |
| 00:56:55 |
- When was made this thing ? |
| 00:56:56 |
- This, is... |
| 00:56:59 |
when we used to make heavy stuff. |
| 00:57:02 |
- Put down, put down ! |
| 00:57:05 |
- How is it going ? |
| 00:57:09 |
- She doesn't talk you too much about Gaël ? |
| 00:57:13 |
- He's her ex from Bali. |
| 00:57:17 |
- She doesn't talk about the beach attendant. |
| 00:57:20 |
- Gaël, he's an internet millionaire. |
| 00:57:24 |
40 years old, cultured. |
| 00:57:28 |
I really liked him. |
| 00:57:31 |
She did less, because "ex". |
| 00:57:34 |
Did it last long ? |
| 00:57:37 |
- They were supposed to get married, |
| 00:57:42 |
- She didn't tell you about him ? |
| 00:57:44 |
You aren't going to ask 50 times. |
| 00:57:47 |
Hé ! |
| 00:57:49 |
I'm carrying Gulliver's toothpick alone ! |
| 00:57:59 |
- It's ok. |
| 00:58:02 |
- And so ? |
| 00:58:06 |
And she let without warning him. |
| 00:58:08 |
She was fed up with waiting him to conceive a baby with her. |
| 00:58:12 |
- Yes, Didn't he want one ? |
| 00:58:16 |
- However, she only thinks about it. |
| 00:58:19 |
That's why she's adopting. |
| 00:58:22 |
- She's adopting ? |
| 00:58:42 |
- How are you ? |
| 00:58:44 |
- Ah ! Hello. |
| 00:58:47 |
- Pretty, your child bed. |
| 00:58:49 |
- Do we adress as "vous" today ? |
| 00:58:51 |
- No, well... How is it going ? |
| 00:58:54 |
- Fine, I'm going to paint it. |
| 00:58:59 |
- Boy or girl ? |
| 00:59:01 |
- A boy, the child of a friend. |
| 00:59:05 |
- Of a friend. |
| 00:59:18 |
- I'll lend you this book. |
| 00:59:20 |
- When you tell it, it's boring. |
| 00:59:22 |
- We say: |
| 00:59:25 |
- We never say it. |
| 00:59:27 |
- We also say: |
| 00:59:55 |
- Axelle isn't ignoring you, you know. |
| 00:59:58 |
- Everything's fine actually. |
| 01:00:01 |
- I think you're really pretty. |
| 01:00:03 |
- Really ? |
| 01:00:06 |
Well, thanks. |
| 01:00:07 |
That's a dress I bought... |
| 01:00:12 |
- Happy Birthday. |
| 01:00:30 |
- Geneviève, let's talk about heritage. |
| 01:00:34 |
You're not immortal. |
| 01:00:37 |
- Tss, tss. |
| 01:00:38 |
- Well, Emma ! |
| 01:00:40 |
- You can't say this ! |
| 01:00:41 |
- Carole ! Mrs Tolerance... |
| 01:00:43 |
...usually. |
| 01:00:44 |
No, |
| 01:00:46 |
No tabou amoung the family. |
| 01:00:49 |
Well ! |
| 01:00:51 |
By the way ! |
| 01:00:52 |
The Costa diamond will go to Luis' wife. |
| 01:00:58 |
- Honey, i'll give you the aquamarine of my mom. |
| 01:01:01 |
- Ah...yes... |
| 01:01:04 |
It's not against you, |
| 01:01:05 |
...Emmanuelle, |
| 01:01:07 |
...but i love this diamond. |
| 01:01:10 |
My daughters are crazy. |
| 01:01:13 |
...ambiance ! |
| 01:01:15 |
- What ? |
| 01:01:17 |
- She's ill-bred. |
| 01:01:19 |
- Sorry... |
| 01:01:21 |
- Come, we're leaving. |
| 01:01:24 |
- She wants to stay. |
| 01:01:27 |
- If you poop on the table, |
| 01:01:33 |
- I would have loved doing this |
| 01:01:36 |
They are annoying like hell. |
| 01:01:39 |
It's a failure, hein ! |
| 01:01:41 |
No ? |
| 01:01:45 |
But not that much... |
| 01:01:50 |
- But with your mother, no. |
| 01:01:55 |
- You can't wait to see Luis. |
| 01:01:58 |
- Yihou ! |
| 01:02:02 |
- Yihou ! |
| 01:02:03 |
- Luis, Emma ! |
| 01:02:06 |
It's mummy ! |
| 01:02:15 |
- Aïe, aïe ! |
| 01:02:18 |
- Yiha, yihou ! |
| 01:02:20 |
Harder ! |
| 01:02:21 |
Yiha ! |
| 01:02:33 |
It's good, you have to add spice to yoru relationship. |
| 01:02:38 |
Here, me, |
| 01:02:39 |
...I don't look like... |
| 01:02:41 |
Well, |
| 01:02:42 |
...with Hercules... |
| 01:02:44 |
- Mom, |
| 01:02:45 |
...it's ok. |
| 01:02:46 |
- With Hercules, |
| 01:02:49 |
- No, it's enough ! |
| 01:02:50 |
- Oh come on ! |
| 01:02:55 |
Once... the children... |
| 01:02:58 |
...weren't far... |
| 01:03:01 |
- I'm not listening, la la... |
| 01:03:04 |
Oh là là, |
| 01:03:06 |
- Well i think you have better things |
| 01:03:11 |
Goodbye ! |
| 01:03:13 |
- Have fun ! |
| 01:03:30 |
- Ah ! You hurt me with the celery. |
| 01:03:34 |
- I'm fed up with this, now. |
| 01:03:38 |
- Fed up with acting. |
| 01:03:41 |
PLaying the bitch, |
| 01:03:43 |
- And me ! |
| 01:03:45 |
- It sounds like Pierre-Yves. |
| 01:03:46 |
- 15000 euros. |
| 01:03:49 |
...precisely ! |
| 01:03:50 |
- 15000 euros !You really are pathetic ! |
| 01:03:55 |
You spend... |
| 01:03:56 |
...a fortune, just to not brave your family ! |
| 01:04:02 |
- And you, instead of |
| 01:04:05 |
...you go and buy one. |
| 01:04:13 |
I'm sorry, i didn't mean to... |
| 01:04:16 |
- It's mean. |
| 01:04:20 |
- No, but... |
| 01:04:25 |
- Well, it's ok. |
| 01:04:27 |
Go wear underwears. |
| 01:04:47 |
- Ouah ! Are we going out ? |
| 01:04:50 |
- I'm going out. I'm having dinner |
| 01:04:52 |
He's in Paris. |
| 01:04:58 |
And where does he stay ? |
| 01:04:59 |
To the Ritz ? The Plaza ? The Costes ? |
| 01:05:03 |
Does he own rooms at the Meurice. |
| 01:05:07 |
- You're jealous ! |
| 01:05:08 |
- Not at all. |
| 01:05:12 |
- I'm going to get prepared. |
| 01:05:13 |
If he rings, open. |
| 01:05:16 |
- Of course. |
| 01:05:17 |
I'll take his coat. |
| 01:05:19 |
and i'll offer him a cocktail. |
| 01:05:21 |
to Gaël ! |
| 01:05:23 |
Gaël ! |
| 01:05:27 |
- Goodnight, I'm coming for... |
| 01:05:29 |
- Emmanuelle ? She's coming. |
| 01:05:31 |
Come in. |
| 01:05:33 |
She's getting prepared. |
| 01:05:36 |
I'm not the majordomo. |
| 01:05:38 |
I have nor champagne, |
| 01:05:41 |
- Gaël. You are Luis ? |
| 01:05:43 |
- Emma told me she lived in your flat. |
| 01:05:46 |
- We aren't all living in palaces. |
| 01:05:51 |
- I'm sleeping at some friends' |
| 01:05:53 |
- Oh really ? I thought that... |
| 01:05:56 |
- You were wrong. |
| 01:05:58 |
- Hi. |
| 01:06:04 |
- So, are we going ? |
| 01:06:08 |
- Goodbye. |
| 01:06:21 |
- "Muthu". |
| 01:07:29 |
- Ah, it's you ? |
| 01:07:31 |
- I fell asleep. |
| 01:07:35 |
- Me too, in the taxi. |
| 01:07:40 |
- Goodnight. |
| 01:07:43 |
- We finish the contract tomorrow ? |
| 01:07:58 |
- The book i told you about. |
| 01:08:00 |
- Ah yes ! |
| 01:08:04 |
- Thanks. |
| 01:08:09 |
- There is more gratin left. Come on ! |
| 01:08:12 |
Who wants some more ? |
| 01:08:16 |
- Please. |
| 01:08:18 |
- Yes ? |
| 01:08:21 |
- Are you pregnant ? |
| 01:08:22 |
- An alien in the belly, |
| 01:08:25 |
...pucke, non ! |
| 01:08:27 |
We're adopting. |
| 01:08:28 |
- Awesome ! |
| 01:08:32 |
- That's wonderful. |
| 01:08:34 |
- You're father would be proud of you. Thanks ! |
| 01:08:39 |
- Where does the child come from ? |
| 01:08:41 |
- From Brasil. |
| 01:08:43 |
- A boy. |
| 01:08:46 |
- An his firstname ? |
| 01:08:50 |
- Raoul, that's pretty, Raoul ! |
| 01:08:53 |
- Gérard ! |
| 01:08:54 |
- Very funny. |
| 01:08:56 |
- Oh yes, Fernand ! |
| 01:08:59 |
- There isn't worse than Fernand ! |
| 01:09:01 |
- There isn't worse. |
| 01:09:02 |
- Yes, there is Adolf. |
| 01:09:03 |
- Or Hercules ! |
| 01:09:05 |
Hercules Costa ! |
| 01:09:07 |
Hercules ! "la loose"... |
| 01:09:10 |
Hercules... |
| 01:09:12 |
2 who take him, |
| 01:09:34 |
- I know. |
| 01:09:35 |
Mom, i know. I told her. |
| 01:09:38 |
You can't condemn someone at his first mistake. |
| 01:09:44 |
Mom ! Wait ! |
| 01:09:51 |
I have 2 pieces of news. |
| 01:09:53 |
One good and one good. |
| 01:09:55 |
The good one first ? |
| 01:09:57 |
They don't want to see you anymore. |
| 01:10:00 |
Wedding is no more planned. |
| 01:10:04 |
Yes ! |
| 01:10:05 |
Yes ! Yes ! |
| 01:10:07 |
Here. |
| 01:10:08 |
To our success. |
| 01:10:11 |
- Thanks. |
| 01:10:12 |
- To our liberty. |
| 01:10:24 |
- The bubbles are really thin. |
| 01:10:26 |
- Oh, shit ! |
| 01:10:28 |
- It doesn't bother me, actually. |
| 01:10:31 |
- You're lousy ! |
| 01:10:35 |
- But you ! |
| 01:10:44 |
- Wait, what's the plan ? |
| 01:10:47 |
- What ? |
| 01:10:48 |
- You kiss me and then what ? |
| 01:10:52 |
- I don't know, we... |
| 01:10:54 |
- "we" nothing, wait ! |
| 01:10:56 |
Your family hates me, and you want to kiss me. |
| 01:11:00 |
What is your plan ? |
| 01:11:04 |
- I have no plan. |
| 01:11:09 |
- What are you goint to tell them ? |
| 01:11:10 |
"She was drugged during three days, |
| 01:11:14 |
"It was a TV candid camera. Funny, isn't it ?" |
| 01:11:18 |
- No, no. |
| 01:11:20 |
- I'm going to say... |
| 01:11:23 |
I'm going to say... |
| 01:11:25 |
- "Here is Emma, |
| 01:11:31 |
- I'm going to say... |
| 01:11:34 |
- It's her or us, Luis. |
| 01:11:36 |
- Why, her or us ? |
| 01:11:39 |
- You heard me well. |
| 01:11:42 |
- Why should i chose ? |
| 01:11:44 |
"why ?" |
| 01:11:45 |
The voices gets louder. |
| 01:11:46 |
- It should have been tensed. |
| 01:11:49 |
- So ? |
| 01:11:53 |
I thought that we could secretly |
| 01:11:58 |
Like this, we could live in peace and secretly. |
| 01:12:01 |
Furthemore, it's a little bit exciting, isn't it ? |
| 01:12:05 |
What ? |
| 01:12:09 |
- I want my 15000. |
| 01:12:13 |
- Bah... |
| 01:12:14 |
What do you mean ? |
| 01:12:15 |
- Luis ! |
| 01:12:21 |
Taxi ! |
| 01:13:47 |
- Waouh ! |
| 01:13:50 |
- It's wonderful. Subtle, light, strong... |
| 01:13:53 |
- If the president's wife likes... |
| 01:13:56 |
- She loves. |
| 01:13:58 |
- There are animal and feminime touches. |
| 01:14:01 |
And this background ? An oil... |
| 01:14:03 |
...heady but volatile. |
| 01:14:06 |
- Some turpentine. |
| 01:14:09 |
No, I'm just kidding. |
| 01:14:12 |
- We aren't revealing all our secrets. |
| 01:14:15 |
- Ladies, gentlemen ! I made a decision. |
| 01:14:18 |
I'm going to get all this repainted in mauve ! |
| 01:14:20 |
Well eat, otherwise we throw in the garbage ! |
| 01:14:23 |
This profusion of buffets ! |
| 01:14:25 |
It costs really much ! |
| 01:14:27 |
While with this money... |
| 01:14:29 |
- In this job, we spend too much. |
| 01:14:32 |
- Ah, thanks ! |
| 01:14:33 |
- When i say this, they say i'm skinflint. |
| 01:14:36 |
- No, it's only some anti-consumerism. |
| 01:14:39 |
- Some anti-consumerism. |
| 01:14:42 |
- Ah but, of course. |
| 01:14:50 |
- Have a drink. |
| 01:15:13 |
- Are you ok ? |
| 01:15:17 |
- You like "those big things with boobies" ? |
| 01:15:20 |
- No, but she's nice. |
| 01:15:22 |
We were talking about... |
| 01:15:28 |
- Apparently, she looks interested. |
| 01:15:30 |
- If i absent myself for 1 h, will she be still here ? |
| 01:15:33 |
- Why absent yourself 1 h ? |
| 01:15:35 |
- Emma has her rendez-vous with the DDASS. |
| 01:15:37 |
- What do i do with this ? Garbage ? |
| 01:15:39 |
I'll fold it in a paper boiler ? |
| 01:15:41 |
No...You lied to me. |
| 01:15:43 |
You told me stories with your pseudo-husband. |
| 01:15:50 |
Listen, here... I have... |
| 01:15:53 |
- Sorry. |
| 01:15:55 |
Impossible to park the car ! |
| 01:15:56 |
How are you my love ? |
| 01:15:58 |
- Euh... you are ? |
| 01:16:01 |
- Sorry, Luis Costa. |
| 01:16:02 |
The husband. |
| 01:16:03 |
I mean, the futur husband... |
| 01:16:05 |
...of Emmanuelle. |
| 01:16:14 |
- I'm sorry... I think I just broke my waters. |
| 01:16:18 |
- Really ? |
| 01:16:19 |
That is to say ? |
| 01:16:20 |
I'll drive you. |
| 01:16:22 |
Which clinic ? |
| 01:16:24 |
- Are you parked far ? |
| 01:16:26 |
- No. |
| 01:16:28 |
- Yes. |
| 01:16:50 |
Pardon, je me lasse pas |
| 01:16:55 |
- So ? |
| 01:16:58 |
- Approuved. |
| 01:17:02 |
- Thanks. |
| 01:17:03 |
- Thanks to Francine Lebrun, most of all. |
| 01:17:08 |
Look inside. |
| 01:17:13 |
- What is it ? |
| 01:17:15 |
- It's a piano ! |
| 01:17:22 |
- I made it... |
| 01:17:23 |
...especially for you. |
| 01:17:46 |
When are you... |
| 01:17:47 |
...going to Brazil ? |
| 01:17:51 |
As soon as possible, tomorrow, or the day after. |
| 01:18:07 |
Stop the car here. |
| 01:18:18 |
Thanks. |
| 01:18:50 |
- What is he doing ? |
| 01:18:55 |
- So, Pipou ? |
| 01:18:56 |
- No ! |
| 01:18:57 |
Not Pipou ! Enough Pipou ! |
| 01:18:59 |
It's over Pipou ! |
| 01:19:00 |
Luis ! No more Pipou ! |
| 01:19:02 |
Listen to me carefuly, all of you ! |
| 01:19:05 |
I rented Emma. |
| 01:19:07 |
I rented her. |
| 01:19:09 |
To be the one you expected, |
| 01:19:12 |
...so that she wouldn't come to the wedding, |
| 01:19:15 |
...i would have been weighed down... |
| 01:19:17 |
...and you would have stopped to whipsaw me ! |
| 01:19:22 |
I know, it's pathetic. |
| 01:19:24 |
It worked, |
| 01:19:25 |
...you loved her. |
| 01:19:27 |
And i rented her another time so that you would hate her. |
| 01:19:31 |
And then, it worked. |
| 01:19:32 |
Ok ? |
| 01:19:33 |
But i don't care anymore if... |
| 01:19:37 |
...you like her or not. |
| 01:19:40 |
And these closed curtains, |
| 01:19:43 |
- Ah ! |
| 01:19:44 |
- No. what's going on ? |
| 01:19:46 |
- No, not any malaise. Sit down. |
| 01:19:48 |
You're making my head spin ! |
| 01:19:50 |
I'm finishing. |
| 01:19:51 |
Then, you can die. |
| 01:19:55 |
I like Emma, I do. Like she is. |
| 01:19:59 |
So, the issue of the day, is "i love her". |
| 01:20:02 |
I'm going to do what i can to take her back. |
| 01:20:04 |
If it works, i'm going to spend my life with her. |
| 01:20:07 |
Adopted. |
| 01:20:12 |
Mom, I don't have to chose. It's her and you. |
| 01:20:16 |
I decide my life. Like this, i will be happy. |
| 01:20:28 |
And it doesn't prevent me from loving you too ! |
| 01:20:38 |
- I was bringing back... |
| 01:20:40 |
...Maxine's book. |
| 01:20:44 |
- Well. |
| 01:20:50 |
- Voila... I present you to Emma. |
| 01:20:54 |
The real Emma. |
| 01:20:56 |
Emma, I present you to... |
| 01:20:57 |
...my mom and my 5 sisters. |
| 01:21:01 |
Euh... |
| 01:21:04 |
And Sandro. |
| 01:21:06 |
And i love you. |
| 01:21:09 |
I thought it would be harder to say but... |
| 01:21:26 |
It was simple. |
| 01:21:32 |
- You promised you'll make efforts and you persist ? |
| 01:21:37 |
- Yes. |
| 01:21:38 |
No teeth brushed, |
| 01:21:40 |
...no games. So do it ! |
| 01:21:43 |
Does the M6 agree ? |
| 01:21:47 |
- Consensus. |
| 01:21:48 |
- You are going to traumatize him, leave him alone. |
| 01:21:52 |
- I won't go with you ! |
| 01:21:55 |
- Come with mamita, |
| 01:21:58 |
- I don't want it ! |
| 01:22:00 |
- He loves my cakes ! |
| 01:22:02 |
- Come, Sandro ! |
| 01:22:04 |
He's traumatized ! |
| 01:22:10 |
- He's cute, nevertheless. |
| 01:22:12 |
- Well, boys, more firmness ! |
| 01:22:18 |
Translated by Guillaume Cot. |
