Are We Done Yet
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You know, a lot has changed |
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Suzanne and I got married... |
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...and her and the kids moved |
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My very small apartment. |
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But that ain't all. |
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I decided to pursue my dream. |
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So I sold my sports shop |
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You know what it is. |
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And these are the moments |
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When everybody's asleep, |
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...and now it's time to get to work. |
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So, Magic, how was it when you...? |
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How's your magazine coming? |
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Come here. |
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Kevin, what you doing up? |
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I'm hungry. |
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You're always hungry. |
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And it's, "Do we got Pop-Tarts?" |
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So, what's mine is yours, |
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- Understand? |
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Thanks, Nick. |
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Did you take my cellphone? |
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Mom, Kevin's stealing |
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Nick, Coco's hungry. |
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Hey, you guys wanted the dog, |
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Coco, breakfast! |
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- Good morning. |
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How's your writing |
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- Not too good. |
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Nick, there's something |
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Hold that thought. |
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No! No! No! |
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Open this door. |
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I have to put on my makeup, Nick. |
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You're too young to wear makeup. |
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Now, I'm gonna count to three. |
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One. |
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Two. |
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I'm almost 14, Nick. |
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No, no. You're only 13. |
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And as your stepfather, |
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...to treat you like a child. |
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Suzanne, do you see |
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I'm not in it. |
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Okay, okay, I am not dressing |
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After school, Ashley and I are going to |
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No. No. Veto. |
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I don't like that one bit. |
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You're too young |
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So go get dressed, granny. |
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Too young for the mall? |
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You're like a prison guard. |
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Yeah, well, welcome to Alcatraz. |
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So, Nick, you know, |
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- So? |
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Yeah, it's probably three times |
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Hey! |
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Oh, you wanna be treated like a adult? |
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You said I was a child. |
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Nick, there's something that we really |
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I can't talk right now. |
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Kevin. |
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Okay. Out. Both you guys. Out. |
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I got a presentation today |
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- Let's go. I need to talk to your mother. |
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This place. |
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Coco, get down before |
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And what were you trying to say? |
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Honey, I'm pregnant. |
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By who? |
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So you sold your half |
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He's gotta be happy |
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Yeah, he is. But I am too, you know? |
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I'm starting a new chapter |
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I'm launching a magazine. |
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That's great. You took a risk, |
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You got Magic. I'm proud of you. |
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Whoa, hey! |
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Who said anything about Magic? |
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You don't have him? |
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Officially, no. |
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But it's looking good. |
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Matter of fact, it's looking so good... |
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...pour me a shot, pour yourself a shot |
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Let me ask you something, Nick. |
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If you don't have him, |
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I need the money, Jimmy. |
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It's been cool, but it's kind of hard |
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...just crammed up |
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It's just time to move on up, man. |
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Plus, I didn't tell you, |
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All right. My man's having a baby. |
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- Yeah. Yeah. That's right. |
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- Hey, hey, hey. |
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- How'd it go? |
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Check it out. |
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Hey. |
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This baby got two heads. |
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And four arms and four legs. |
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Twins? |
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- Honey. |
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Thanks, Jimmy. |
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I can't believe you're making us |
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This is like child abuse |
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Where's the mall? |
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What you need a mall for? |
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You need to get a little fresh air |
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Lindsey, please. Okay? |
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Yeah, just relax. |
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Here, sweetie. Have a juice. |
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- Oh, God- |
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What's that smell? |
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Smells like oxygen. |
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Mom, please tell me you're joking. |
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- Enough. |
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Of course it's not. |
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This is the place, guys. Come on. |
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Let's have a positive |
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Nice floors. |
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I smell cookies. |
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Kevin, Kevin, you cannot just walk |
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Oh, this the culprit right here. |
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God! |
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Oh, baby. Oh, honey. |
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Oh, goodness gracious! |
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Did you touch the stove? |
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I'll tell you what, gonna put |
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Make it as good as new. |
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It's true, actually. |
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It's fine. He's just being a big baby. |
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Name's Chuck Mitchell Jr. |
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I'm the local real-estate guy |
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You... |
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I know just exactly who you are. |
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You're Nick. |
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There we go. |
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Note to self, the hand still hurts. |
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- And the radiant... |
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Oh, my G-O-D. |
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Suzanne's with child. |
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You old dog, you! |
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- Oh, well- |
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It's okay. I'm a part-time midwife. |
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I actually studied... |
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...at the Natural Childbirth Center |
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They're twins, aren't they? |
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Yes, they are. |
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Would you like to know the sexes? |
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No. |
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Matter of fact, we wanna |
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Oh, fair enough. Isn't that |
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But if I were you, I wouldn't be in any |
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Oh, gosh. It's just a special time, |
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Right. The man almost fainted |
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Now, you know that |
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All that cloudy water and then those |
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Honey? |
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Babe. |
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Honey. |
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Now, the place was built in 1889 |
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...legendary architect |
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I'd like to tell you something |
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In all my years in "the business"- |
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- I have never seen |
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Structurally speaking. |
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Wait till you get a load |
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Baby, do you see this? |
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- It's okay, we'll fix it. |
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Now, she's got five bedrooms |
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...so needless to say, there's plenty |
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I think we're gonna go ahead and put |
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- Five bedrooms, right? |
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I'm feeling you. |
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- This big enough for you, baby? |
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And, of course, the master bathroom. |
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Oh, my God, baby, a claw-foot tub. |
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- I've always wanted one of these. |
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Pretty awesome, right? |
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- I like it. |
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Oh, my God. |
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Oh, my God, honey, this is bigger |
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I know. |
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What's in there, Chuck? |
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That is a private toilet. |
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Baby. |
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- Did you say private? |
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Oh, my God. |
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How I look? |
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How do you feel? |
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I feel good. |
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Feeling good's good enough. |
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You be okay in there, Nick? |
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Just give me one minute. |
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So, now, Suzanne here tells me |
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Oh, yeah, I did sell a magazine |
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An entrepreneur. |
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A budding William Randolph Hearst |
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I don't really know who that is, |
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Modest too? They broke the mold. |
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I'll tell you what, Suze, |
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Oh, yeah, he's a keeper, Chuck. |
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Oh, way to stick the landing, Kev-o. |
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The Hacketts, of course, |
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But with just a "scootcharino" of work, |
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...into the perfect creative nook for, |
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A publisher. |
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You know, I was thinking about |
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Oh, yeah? |
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- Oh, honey, this is so charming. |
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Just for a second, Nick, |
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Imagine watching |
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...suckle the nectar from a fresh |
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...while you free your mind... |
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...to the creative impulses that have |
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This is not a dress rehearsal, Nick. |
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Live the dream, baby, |
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Would you guys like |
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Would you? Come on. Come on. |
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- It's the coup de grâce. You'll love it. |
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You're gonna wanna get low |
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The roof- Think you'll find the roof |
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...so please be careful. |
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The property includes |
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There's some wild blackberries |
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And I don't even wanna tell you |
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Breathe. |
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Breathe, breathe in that rich, |
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How about it? |
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Oh, not so incidentally, they just built |
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Really? |
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Newburg is a really amazing place |
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Oh, it's just so beautiful, Chuck. |
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Well, you should see it |
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...with a blanket of snow covering it. |
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Personally, I like to power-walk |
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Never mind the fact that, of course, |
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Really? |
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Yeah, I was an alternate |
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Like I say, she is a fixer-upper... |
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...but I happen to know the finest |
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You give that gentleman |
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One way to make your life |
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So, now, where do |
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I don't know, Chuck. |
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I'm not really sure if this is |
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It's a little high-priced |
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Oh, gosh, I actually scheduled |
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Larry, Bernice. Hello! Come in. |
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- Okay, Chuck. Thanks. |
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I gotta go. |
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So, what you think? |
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I don't know. I don't know. |
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Of course. |
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Baby, with the advance, |
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...we can buy this place |
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And have money to fix it up. |
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And guess what. |
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I can do the fixing. |
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I can barely get you to change |
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So what? Look, look. |
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- A house is like a painting. |
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You can't really buy with your head, |
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Yeah, honey, but we have to think |
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We gotta think about the kids. |
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We gotta think about |
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...Lindsey has her friends and she just |
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There's plenty of stuff |
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...that have nothing to do with boys. |
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And Kevin, this is perfect! |
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Look at the nature. |
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We got a blueberry tree, baby. |
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Are we talking about the same kid? |
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That's why he needs a place like this, |
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Plus, I can take him fishing. |
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Who's going fishing? |
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- Me. |
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Oh, I can fish, baby. |
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Oh, when's the last time |
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Last time- Matter of fact, |
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...last time I went fishing. |
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And... |
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I don't know how to fish, |
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And then I could teach him, |
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- "We can bond. " |
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- "A true family. " |
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What you think? |
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I think there are a lot |
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...that are gonna need breaking in. |
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Oh, yeah? |
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The roof isn't a bad place to start. |
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Well, come over here, |
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Baby! |
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We'll take it. |
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Good boy. |
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Good boy. |
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- Where'd she go? |
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There. |
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What you doing? |
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Stop! Coco, stop! |
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Help! |
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Hey, honey, do you know |
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Because I've tried every single one |
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What about this one? |
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See? Everything is working out |
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I can fix that. |
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Oh, you can fix that? |
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Hey, I hope we're not disturbing you. |
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Oh, so formal. |
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We wanted to be the first |
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Oh, we sure did. |
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We are the first, aren't we? |
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You're the first. |
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Yes. |
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- That looks gross. |
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That fish put this town on the map. |
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Oh, yeah. Sturgeon tastes |
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- Nice. |
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And even if you don't, it's dead. |
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Did you wanna come inside |
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Oh, that's so sweet. |
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But we don't really drink so early |
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- Right. No. |
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Boy, get them fish. |
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Thank you. Close the door. |
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- Welcome. |
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Tastes like chicken. |
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Sturgeon, right? |
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Y'all get out of here |
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Hey, Nick. |
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Give me that. |
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Don't worry about Coco, |
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There's a lot of trees |
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What you want me to do? |
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Coco! |
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Where's that dog? |
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Maybe we should go back. |
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Scary? Boy, it's beautiful out here. |
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Look, you with the man. I was the man |
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Trust me, when you're with me, |
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But that. |
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Run! Go! Go! |
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Can you hear me now? |
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Hello? Can you hear me now? |
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Off the phone, please. Here we are. |
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Oh, look at this. |
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- That's nice. |
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And look at us. |
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Yes, one big, happy family. |
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Lindsey, would you like |
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Why, are we going home? |
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This is our home. |
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Our real home, Mom. |
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Where my friends are. |
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Lindsey, |
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Kevin? |
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- I don't like this fish. |
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But we're gonna be eating this |
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...so get used to it. |
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Now, Lindsey. Grace. |
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Dear Lord, thank you for all the |
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Before they were taken away. |
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Like my friends, |
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Time-out, I got this. |
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Please, honey. |
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Oh, patient and heavenly Father... |
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...who's probably 10 times |
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...than any stepfather |
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Baby. |
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- we give thanks. |
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I know at times it seems like... |
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...we're nothing but a bunch of |
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...who don't know when we got it good |
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At least the table's strong. |
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I can fix that. |
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Honey, I think you should |
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Suzanne, the electrical parts |
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And a contractor? |
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You're talking about |
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Now do you want the number? |
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Contractor's here! |
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Coco! Oh, Coco. |
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Coco, sit. |
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How did you do that? |
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That's German. |
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I was fortunate a couple of years back |
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...and study with the friars |
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Nick! |
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I found Coco by the highway, |
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- ... because he had his tags on. |
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I got a message down at the office |
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But you're the local real-estate guy. |
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Yes, I am. |
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And I'm also the local contractor. |
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Do you love it? |
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- What's that smell? |
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Do you know the power |
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On it. |
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What you mean, "ruh-roh"? |
00:28:38 |
Nick, when exactly |
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Are you serious? |
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You know exactly |
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...because you the one sold it to us. |
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And that's what makes it |
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...to have to tell you that your home's |
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All right, all right, all right. |
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Why didn't you tell us this |
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Nick, in all fairness, |
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You know, might remember |
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My contractor's hat was safely |
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They're two distinctly |
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...but they should have told you |
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How's it going, guys? |
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Nick didn't have |
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I had it inspected. It was inspected. |
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It was just inspected by me. |
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Honey, how could you not |
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We talked about this. |
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I trusted you on this. |
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- Don't blame me, it's his fault. |
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He lied! |
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No, he didn't. You was just too cheap |
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That's besides the point. |
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They're kicking, aren't they? |
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Feels like they're playing soccer. |
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You okay? |
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They say that the move |
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...and that you shouldn't sleep |
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How do you know, Chuck? |
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I'm a baby whisperer. |
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A baby what? |
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Also, they'd love it if you could lay off |
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Oh, brother. |
00:30:14 |
Unfortunately, you gotta upgrade |
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That just sound like a bigger job. |
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Oh, crap. |
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You got raccoons. |
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Oh, yeah. Raccoons |
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Word to the wise, careful with those |
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Hey, hey, Chuck. |
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When it comes |
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How much this gonna cost me? |
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Oh, gosh, I don't know. |
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...you're looking at 8, 9. |
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- Hundred? |
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Get off my property. |
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I might fixed. |
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- Oh, yeah? |
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Perfect. |
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I'm professional. |
00:31:03 |
Thanks. Appreciate it, Serge. |
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Come again. |
00:31:10 |
Did you see that? Look and learn, |
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Are you sure it's safe? |
00:31:17 |
Of course it's safe. |
00:31:19 |
He said all we gotta do... |
00:31:20 |
...is not use the microwave |
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That's just common sense. |
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Eight thousand dollars. |
00:31:33 |
I knew that dude Chuck |
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Oh, honey, I think |
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...with the move and everything and, |
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...there's one thing |
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...in this big old drafty mansion. |
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Insulation. That'll be perfect. |
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If we do that, we'll save |
00:31:53 |
Baby, I was actually thinking of |
00:31:56 |
...to stay nice and warm. |
00:31:59 |
Oh, I know what you're thinking. |
00:32:04 |
Honey, what was that? |
00:32:05 |
The raccoon. |
00:32:07 |
- He's on the roof? |
00:32:09 |
You gotta show him who's boss. |
00:32:10 |
If you don't do that, |
00:32:15 |
Baby, but Chuck says they're vicious. |
00:32:17 |
Yeah, if you're a baby whisperer. |
00:32:19 |
But me, I'm the man. |
00:32:23 |
You are the man. |
00:32:25 |
- You got my back? |
00:32:28 |
Watch this. |
00:32:43 |
Is that my Corn Nuts? |
00:32:46 |
You should know |
00:32:48 |
Be prepared |
00:32:51 |
Honey. Honey, what are you |
00:32:53 |
Step back, baby. |
00:32:55 |
What you wanna do? |
00:32:57 |
Look, he ain't even running. |
00:32:59 |
He think he bad. You think you bad? |
00:33:03 |
I've dealt with rats in the city |
00:33:08 |
Kids, go to bed. I got this. |
00:33:12 |
- Baby! |
00:33:21 |
Did I get him? |
00:33:25 |
- No. |
00:33:29 |
Sucker. |
00:33:54 |
Nicholas J. Persons? |
00:33:57 |
- Chuck? |
00:34:02 |
We got a problem. Let's go. |
00:34:05 |
What's with the badge, Chuck? |
00:34:07 |
Look, I don't have time for |
00:34:11 |
Sir, you can't just go around tapping |
00:34:15 |
It's dangerous, it's against the law... |
00:34:17 |
...and quite frankly, Mr. Persons, |
00:34:20 |
What are you talking about? |
00:34:22 |
I'm gonna go ahead and guess... |
00:34:24 |
...that that work wasn't done |
00:34:27 |
You know, I didn't even know |
00:34:30 |
You went ahead and availed yourself |
00:34:33 |
...that congregates outside |
00:34:37 |
I know. Tell you what I'm gonna do. |
00:34:40 |
For reference, I'm gonna |
00:34:42 |
...of all the licensed, |
00:34:45 |
...we have here in the local vicinity. |
00:34:49 |
I am also going to fine you $1000 |
00:34:54 |
What? A thousand bucks? |
00:34:56 |
If you knew what you were doing... |
00:34:58 |
...you'd be facing jail time, |
00:35:03 |
We're shutting your power down |
00:35:06 |
What am I supposed to do? |
00:35:09 |
Well, that's not a bad idea, so long as |
00:35:13 |
Quality guy. |
00:35:15 |
- No. |
00:35:16 |
Hey, wait a minute, Chuck. |
00:35:22 |
Help me get my power back on. |
00:35:23 |
I'm the city inspector, Mr. Persons. |
00:35:26 |
Restoring power's |
00:35:28 |
Okay, I know what this is. And I seen |
00:35:34 |
You realize if I accepted that, |
00:35:37 |
...and I'm not that guy. |
00:35:40 |
But you're a contractor. |
00:35:41 |
But I'm not wearing |
00:35:46 |
Well, you can put it on. |
00:35:51 |
It's your lucky day. |
00:35:58 |
Oh, God. Oh, what, |
00:36:02 |
The heartless bureaucrats. |
00:36:07 |
Can you help me? |
00:36:08 |
Well, restoring power's |
00:36:12 |
It just might take a couple days. |
00:36:13 |
A couple of days? |
00:36:17 |
All right? What am I supposed to do |
00:36:20 |
We're gonna get your power |
00:36:22 |
It's not even gonna be an issue. |
00:36:24 |
Trust me. |
00:36:33 |
Here you go, honey. |
00:36:35 |
Your sandwich. |
00:36:39 |
- What? |
00:36:42 |
- Hey, Suzanne. |
00:36:44 |
What smells good? |
00:36:46 |
Oh, yeah, sturgeon salad. |
00:36:48 |
- I hate to impose. |
00:36:51 |
Hey, hey, hey, man. What's with |
00:36:54 |
We had to saw off the breaker box. |
00:36:57 |
I'm a big mustard guy. |
00:36:59 |
But you should be good now. |
00:37:02 |
That's Magic Johnson. That's my guy. |
00:37:08 |
Did I tell you |
00:37:11 |
- No. |
00:37:13 |
I had 38 seconds of playing time. |
00:37:16 |
It was game two of the final |
00:37:18 |
...went down with a bad wheel, |
00:37:23 |
Check it out, Nicker. |
00:37:24 |
Get ahold of the purple and gold. |
00:37:29 |
That's commitment, right? |
00:37:31 |
When you do talk to the Magic Man, |
00:37:35 |
"Holler. That's what's up. " |
00:37:37 |
- "Holler. " |
00:37:40 |
Anyway, the good news is we're |
00:37:47 |
The bad news is you got dry rot. |
00:37:50 |
Dry what? |
00:37:52 |
Can I tell you something? |
00:37:55 |
You know your way |
00:37:57 |
Wait, wait, wait a minute. |
00:38:00 |
How big is this? |
00:38:01 |
Well, it could be considerable, |
00:38:05 |
I know the best dry-rot guys |
00:38:09 |
How's the guy situation out there? |
00:38:11 |
Nothing at all. |
00:38:14 |
Girl, I feel sorry for you. |
00:38:22 |
- I didn't wanna move here. |
00:38:26 |
Push. Push. |
00:38:36 |
You should try |
00:38:38 |
At least there are boys here. |
00:38:40 |
Are you still there? Linds? Hello? |
00:38:43 |
Hello? Are you there? |
00:38:46 |
Yeah. I gotta go. |
00:38:54 |
Yup. You got the rot, brah. |
00:39:00 |
- How you know? |
00:39:02 |
- What? |
00:39:04 |
Nick, the Pulu family has been in the |
00:39:09 |
Hawaiians know the dry rot |
00:39:11 |
...because the island is so darn wet. |
00:39:14 |
Well, then why do they call it dry rot? |
00:39:16 |
That's a misnomer. Listen carefully. |
00:39:19 |
Billy and George here, |
00:39:23 |
...very much in demand, |
00:39:27 |
He's an artist, and if he says you've |
00:39:33 |
Okay, say I got "the rot," brah. |
00:39:40 |
Can you live with a wood-rotting |
00:39:43 |
...to every timber in your home, |
00:39:46 |
...which can produce |
00:39:48 |
...that might infect every member |
00:39:50 |
...causing conjunctivitis, |
00:39:53 |
...and I'm not gonna lie to you here... |
00:39:55 |
...allergic bronchopulmonary |
00:39:59 |
Oh, yeah. No problem. |
00:40:01 |
No. |
00:40:03 |
I think they should fix it now. |
00:40:05 |
You know, that is, because we don't |
00:40:09 |
Don't you got clothes |
00:40:11 |
- Ma. |
00:40:18 |
Right here, right here. |
00:40:19 |
All right, how much |
00:40:22 |
- Tough to predict. |
00:40:25 |
Do what you gotta do, all right? |
00:40:28 |
But you gotta put on these... |
00:40:30 |
...because you're kind of fat and |
00:40:33 |
Don't be a hick, Nick. |
00:40:35 |
These guys are professionals. |
00:40:39 |
Nice bootie. |
00:40:42 |
- Talking about this. |
00:40:46 |
Yes, ma'am. I understand you guys |
00:40:49 |
I have them right here |
00:40:51 |
...but I'm in the process of |
00:40:55 |
Maybe I can fax them |
00:40:57 |
Or tomorrow, the next day, |
00:40:59 |
- As long as we make our deadline. |
00:41:03 |
- Will do. |
00:41:04 |
- Goodbye. |
00:41:10 |
Peek-a-brah. |
00:41:12 |
What up, man? |
00:41:13 |
Sorry to interrupt, Mr. P. |
00:41:15 |
...sign off on phase one |
00:41:18 |
Oh, okay. No problem. |
00:41:20 |
Nice. Georgie, go long! |
00:41:22 |
No, no, no. Georgie, |
00:41:26 |
I'll just meet y'all out front. |
00:41:29 |
So how many phases is it? |
00:41:31 |
Just two. |
00:41:33 |
So you guys are halfway through. |
00:41:35 |
Oh, man, that's painless. |
00:41:56 |
What is this? |
00:41:57 |
Phase one. |
00:41:59 |
Phase one? |
00:42:00 |
Hey, Nickeroo. |
00:42:03 |
You. |
00:42:05 |
Where you been, man? |
00:42:06 |
Suzanne was feeling tired, |
00:42:08 |
...and shot some hoop. |
00:42:09 |
What is wrong with you? |
00:42:11 |
Man, you know this boy got asthma. |
00:42:14 |
He cured it, just like that. |
00:42:19 |
Goji berries. |
00:42:20 |
- Listen. |
00:42:25 |
Inhale love. |
00:42:27 |
Exhale inclusion. |
00:42:29 |
It's a little trick I picked up during a |
00:42:33 |
And finish. |
00:42:35 |
Yeah, well, His Holiness |
00:42:39 |
You keep your inhaler. |
00:42:40 |
It was no bother. |
00:42:41 |
We had to stop |
00:42:44 |
...to pick up a new tankless |
00:42:47 |
Oh, so now you going out and buying |
00:42:52 |
I don't know what to tell you. |
00:42:57 |
- I did not- |
00:43:01 |
- Good one, Chuck. |
00:43:05 |
Oh, what a great kid. Holy moly, |
00:43:10 |
Honest to goodness, |
00:43:12 |
...he's gonna be unstoppable. |
00:43:14 |
Hey, Nick. Look what Chuck got me. |
00:43:16 |
- Isn't it awesome? |
00:43:22 |
- Wait. Give me that. |
00:43:24 |
Give me this. |
00:43:25 |
What'd be awesome |
00:43:27 |
...to keep these linebackers |
00:43:30 |
Dry rot is a tricky thing. |
00:43:31 |
You never really know |
00:43:35 |
Till you get into it. |
00:43:37 |
It's like I always say, it's gonna get |
00:43:41 |
Let me tell you something. |
00:43:44 |
...and your home |
00:43:46 |
It better be. If not, I'm holding you |
00:43:50 |
So I want you to be the one |
00:43:53 |
A very close eye. |
00:43:56 |
Close eyes. |
00:43:58 |
I hear you loud and clear... |
00:44:03 |
...Nickeroo. |
00:44:04 |
With the gun. What are you doing? |
00:44:07 |
And put on some booties. |
00:44:12 |
It's Sunday morning, Nick. Isn't it so |
00:44:17 |
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. |
00:44:23 |
What? What is this? |
00:44:31 |
Hey, hey, hey. |
00:44:33 |
- What's up, Nick? |
00:44:36 |
You said keep a close eye |
00:44:38 |
So you going camping? |
00:44:40 |
That's crazy talk. I'm moving in. |
00:44:44 |
Chuck, what about your wife? |
00:44:47 |
I don't even want him home. |
00:44:50 |
Don't worry about the missus. Ellie's |
00:44:56 |
Three months? |
00:44:57 |
Yeah. She's a country singer. |
00:44:59 |
You wouldn't believe the way |
00:45:03 |
But this ain't gonna take |
00:45:05 |
You're right. Could take longer. |
00:45:08 |
But don't worry about me. |
00:45:13 |
What do you say? Let's get |
00:45:18 |
- Get out where? |
00:45:20 |
The sturgeon are running. |
00:45:22 |
- You wanna come? |
00:45:25 |
No, no, I can't go fishing. |
00:45:28 |
- Why? |
00:45:30 |
I gotta set traps in case |
00:45:34 |
You know those are |
00:45:36 |
Oh, come on, Nick. |
00:45:39 |
I don't care about that. |
00:45:40 |
Wait a minute, Nick, |
00:45:43 |
- Honey. |
00:45:45 |
By "no" he means yes, and by |
00:45:49 |
And he did promise |
00:45:53 |
Okay. All right. Fine. |
00:45:57 |
Fine. |
00:45:59 |
- Yes! |
00:46:00 |
- Yes! |
00:46:09 |
I hate this. I'm gonna let y'all |
00:46:12 |
- Come on. |
00:46:17 |
I think I just swallowed a bug. |
00:46:29 |
Y'all see that? |
00:46:31 |
Stop messing around, Nick. |
00:46:33 |
For real, I think we need a bigger boat. |
00:46:37 |
No, come on. Just take your rod... |
00:46:40 |
...and cast away. |
00:46:42 |
Don't tell me nothing |
00:46:44 |
I was the king of Go Fish |
00:46:47 |
This shouldn't be hard, just- |
00:47:08 |
I saw a shark down there. |
00:47:10 |
Oh, Nick, nice barrel roll. |
00:47:13 |
That's it. I'm gone. I'm gone. |
00:47:25 |
- Hey, Nick? |
00:47:27 |
I'd be careful. |
00:47:29 |
Don't worry about me, |
00:47:37 |
Help! |
00:47:40 |
Help. Somebody. |
00:47:47 |
I gotta fire Chuck. |
00:47:49 |
Why, because he made you |
00:47:51 |
No, because he's tearing up |
00:47:54 |
Well, it's gonna get ugly |
00:47:58 |
Don't you start quoting him |
00:48:02 |
...because he's not. He's an idiot. |
00:48:04 |
He's sweet. |
00:48:08 |
What? |
00:48:10 |
Nothing. |
00:48:13 |
Oh, Nick, I know, I know. |
00:48:17 |
...with this house, |
00:48:20 |
...and now you've got me and the kids |
00:48:25 |
I know you're under |
00:48:28 |
Oh, my goodness. |
00:48:31 |
Touch it, right here. |
00:48:33 |
Do you feel him? |
00:48:37 |
What is that, his butt? |
00:48:38 |
I think so. |
00:48:40 |
Isn't that the coolest thing? |
00:48:44 |
Did you hear that? |
00:48:46 |
- Boy. |
00:48:47 |
- Honey, is that the raccoon? |
00:48:50 |
Raccoon made a scuffling sound. |
00:49:00 |
I think it's in the chimney. |
00:49:17 |
I guess I showed him. |
00:49:19 |
Yeah. |
00:49:21 |
- Yeah. |
00:49:23 |
That's right. You might |
00:49:37 |
Leave me alone, man. Get back. |
00:50:02 |
Looks like we better put a cap |
00:50:05 |
These guys will drive you batty. |
00:50:09 |
Night, neighbor. |
00:50:11 |
I'm sick of you. |
00:50:21 |
Chuck! |
00:50:30 |
What? |
00:50:34 |
- Hey, Chuck. |
00:50:36 |
What's going on |
00:50:38 |
Frame rotted. Ripped it out, |
00:50:40 |
Triple-pane xenon-filled. |
00:50:43 |
...but it'll probably pay for itself |
00:50:46 |
What's going on? |
00:50:49 |
I'm guessing you didn't get |
00:50:52 |
I posted it on the fridge late |
00:50:57 |
And I don't want you to spiral into |
00:51:02 |
It turns out your water |
00:51:04 |
It's the pipes that are the problem. |
00:51:07 |
You wanna show him? |
00:51:10 |
I pulled this disgusting piece of pipe |
00:51:13 |
Can you see through that? |
00:51:16 |
Yeah, I didn't think so. |
00:51:18 |
If that was your artery, |
00:51:20 |
Or one side of your body would be, |
00:51:23 |
Show him just exactly what |
00:51:30 |
This is 1-inch copper piping. |
00:51:31 |
I'm gonna use this for the verticals, |
00:51:35 |
Your water pressure's gonna be |
00:51:38 |
...give or take a psi. |
00:51:40 |
Is that good? |
00:51:43 |
That is insane. |
00:51:46 |
Insane, huh? |
00:51:55 |
Hey, Chuck, I like this guy. |
00:51:56 |
- He's the best. The best. |
00:51:59 |
All right, fellas, |
00:52:09 |
Come on, fellas, this way. |
00:52:14 |
So Chuck thinks we should try |
00:52:17 |
What's the Bradley Method? |
00:52:19 |
It's natural childbirth. |
00:52:21 |
You know what else |
00:52:23 |
We should actually consider |
00:52:26 |
Home birth? With doctors coming |
00:52:30 |
- Yeah. |
00:52:32 |
Okay. Well, you know, |
00:52:35 |
You mean Chuck? |
00:52:37 |
He studied in Switzerland. |
00:52:39 |
- So? |
00:52:41 |
I don't want him |
00:52:44 |
The thought of Chuck |
00:52:49 |
All right. Well, I guess |
00:52:55 |
Good night. |
00:52:56 |
- Chuck. |
00:53:06 |
Chuck. |
00:53:14 |
Hey there, little buddy. |
00:53:16 |
Chuck making |
00:53:20 |
Yeah, go ahead, |
00:53:22 |
You seem like a nice guy. |
00:53:27 |
Come to me. |
00:53:32 |
Hey there, little buddy. |
00:53:36 |
You wanna be my friend, don't you? |
00:53:38 |
Well, truth be told, I need a- |
00:54:06 |
Where is she? |
00:54:07 |
She went to a party |
00:54:09 |
Dry-rot Danny? |
00:55:24 |
Thanks for picking me up, man. |
00:55:27 |
I remember sneaking out of |
00:55:31 |
Sweet, stolen kisses in the night. |
00:55:34 |
- Sometimes more than kisses, right? |
00:55:37 |
- Right? Right? |
00:55:42 |
Whatever they're doing, |
00:55:45 |
For goodness' sake, |
00:55:48 |
She's only 13. |
00:55:50 |
I really don't wanna have this |
00:55:55 |
Enough of this. |
00:55:57 |
Easy there, partner. That's my wife. |
00:56:00 |
- That's your wife? |
00:56:03 |
- This is your wife? |
00:56:15 |
I love the way your family |
00:56:18 |
Ever since Mom married Nick, |
00:56:22 |
Well, you're way too |
00:56:31 |
- Lindsey. |
00:56:35 |
You're busted. Now, get up, |
00:56:38 |
And you, you fired. |
00:56:39 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, brah. |
00:56:44 |
Brah. You fired too. And your little |
00:56:50 |
I hate you. |
00:56:52 |
Well, I'm not exactly your biggest fan |
00:56:56 |
Chuck, let's go. |
00:57:04 |
Chuck! |
00:57:07 |
Chuck! |
00:57:09 |
Oh, Nick. |
00:57:18 |
That was quite a night last night, |
00:57:21 |
Hey, Linds-o. |
00:57:23 |
Good morning, Lindsey. |
00:57:26 |
Lindsey. Good morning. |
00:57:28 |
Good morning. |
00:57:31 |
Looks like she's still mad at you. |
00:57:33 |
Yeah, well, this ain't |
00:57:38 |
Nick? |
00:57:41 |
Chuck! Come here, man. |
00:57:49 |
Need a hug? |
00:57:50 |
No, I don't need a hug. |
00:57:53 |
It's termites, Nick. |
00:58:05 |
Want that hug now? |
00:58:06 |
I'm getting tired of this. |
00:58:14 |
You have one message. |
00:58:16 |
Mr. Persons, |
00:58:19 |
But you are one month late |
00:58:23 |
I've stalled the board |
00:58:25 |
Now it's my job on the line. |
00:58:27 |
So, Nick, if you can't get Magic, |
00:58:31 |
Of course, that means refunding |
00:58:34 |
I know you understand. |
00:58:36 |
Thanks, doll. Call me. |
00:58:46 |
And, wives, let's inhale, |
00:58:51 |
And give it away on sound. |
00:58:56 |
There we are. |
00:59:01 |
What's going on here? |
00:59:03 |
Nick. |
00:59:04 |
We're doing a sympathetic |
00:59:06 |
Shut up. |
00:59:08 |
I can't believe you're doing this |
00:59:10 |
I can't believe you forgot |
00:59:12 |
Inhaling and staying in the exercise. |
00:59:15 |
I'm trying to fix our house, which is |
00:59:18 |
Don't blame Chuck. |
00:59:21 |
Big breath. Big breath. |
00:59:26 |
By rubbing all on you? |
00:59:28 |
No, Nick, by supporting me. |
00:59:30 |
I support you. |
00:59:32 |
I support her. |
00:59:34 |
I'm just trying to build our dream |
00:59:38 |
Y'all just get back to relaxing. |
00:59:42 |
You know, one of our mantras, |
00:59:47 |
I know. |
00:59:48 |
What we're gonna do now |
00:59:50 |
...and go in a circular motion |
00:59:55 |
That's the baby's house, |
01:00:01 |
This may not be |
01:00:03 |
...your house needs |
01:00:05 |
Don't let that interrupt the flow. |
01:00:08 |
- That's it! That's it! |
01:00:14 |
Come on, Nick. |
01:00:16 |
Somebody's having a bad day. |
01:00:19 |
That is New England mahogany trim! |
01:00:23 |
- What is up, Nick? |
01:00:27 |
- You played me! |
01:00:28 |
You knew this was a piece of junk |
01:00:31 |
I knew the minute I met you... |
01:00:33 |
...that this home was meant for you! |
01:00:37 |
Well, here's my push. |
01:00:40 |
I should warn you, Nick. |
01:00:42 |
I am trained in capoeira, |
01:00:45 |
Yeah, I don't know karate, |
01:00:55 |
Oh, Nick! |
01:01:00 |
No! |
01:01:02 |
That was a close one. Once it gets |
01:01:06 |
Get off me. You are fired! |
01:01:10 |
What? Nick. Nickelback. Come on, |
01:01:14 |
No. I can. And I will. And I do! |
01:01:18 |
I blame you for everything, Chuck. |
01:01:21 |
I'm blaming you for the ozone layer, |
01:01:26 |
It's all your fault. |
01:01:27 |
So get off my property, |
01:01:32 |
No, no, no, Nick. The good news here |
01:01:37 |
Nick, we can work our way |
01:01:41 |
I'm a licensed couples therapist. |
01:01:44 |
I see this tension happening |
01:01:48 |
...all the time. |
01:01:49 |
It's the bread and butter |
01:01:51 |
But just admit this one thing to me. |
01:01:53 |
What? |
01:01:55 |
You never would've bought |
01:01:59 |
Exactly. |
01:02:00 |
Why is that? I'll tell you why. |
01:02:04 |
Because I knew what you didn't. |
01:02:07 |
Yes, I knew there was |
01:02:11 |
But I also knew the value |
01:02:13 |
I knew that when you were done... |
01:02:15 |
...that this was gonna |
01:02:18 |
...not some stinking house. I got them |
01:02:22 |
But a home, a home, Nick. |
01:02:25 |
This is it. |
01:02:27 |
Your home. |
01:02:29 |
Does this look like a home to you? |
01:02:35 |
This is a mess! |
01:02:38 |
I need you out of here, right now. |
01:02:41 |
Well, if you- |
01:02:43 |
If you can't see the value of a home |
01:02:48 |
...maybe I'm not your guy. |
01:03:00 |
Where y'all going? |
01:03:02 |
It's called loyalty, Mr. Persons. |
01:03:04 |
We work for Chuck. |
01:03:08 |
Well, then go. |
01:03:10 |
I don't need none of you. |
01:03:31 |
I don't know what you |
01:03:34 |
You're gonna have to realize that |
01:03:37 |
What? Oh, no, no. |
01:03:41 |
Nobody takes me for a ride... |
01:03:42 |
...so he's never stepping foot |
01:03:45 |
Chuck is caring, and he cares |
01:03:48 |
What he needs to do is move back |
01:03:52 |
It's not normal for a contractor |
01:03:56 |
I understand that, but it's been |
01:03:59 |
...and he's great with the kids. |
01:04:01 |
No, he's not. He's the one tearing this |
01:04:05 |
He's the one tearing |
01:04:09 |
You're the one tearing |
01:04:12 |
- Me? |
01:04:14 |
With your insane obsession |
01:04:17 |
You don't have to worry |
01:04:20 |
Got the perfect idea. |
01:04:21 |
This house is driving |
01:04:24 |
...so I say we just move on |
01:04:26 |
Oh, and where are we gonna go, |
01:04:29 |
Anywhere but here. |
01:04:32 |
Nick. Nick. We cannot keep |
01:04:38 |
Who was the one crying |
01:04:41 |
All right? Now, I wouldn't |
01:04:43 |
...if it wasn't for you |
01:04:48 |
Nick. |
01:04:51 |
Suzanne, I didn't mean that. Come- |
01:04:52 |
- Hold on. I didn't mean that. |
01:04:56 |
I'm just under so much pressure. |
01:04:58 |
And I'm not under pressure? |
01:05:00 |
I'm the one who's having babies |
01:05:18 |
I really think you're overreacting. |
01:05:21 |
I think we need to spend |
01:05:26 |
Come on, now. |
01:05:29 |
When we first got here, these kids |
01:05:32 |
...but now they're vested in this. |
01:05:34 |
So, what are we gonna do? Just take |
01:05:38 |
Is that the thing you |
01:05:40 |
That when the going gets tough, |
01:05:43 |
You should try putting that |
01:05:48 |
Look at you. I mean, |
01:05:50 |
I am not quitting, |
01:05:56 |
Suzanne. |
01:05:59 |
Where you gonna go? |
01:06:08 |
Oh, not you guys too? |
01:06:10 |
Just cutting our losses. |
01:06:12 |
Kevin, I know you understand. |
01:06:13 |
Not now, Nick, I'm busy. |
01:06:15 |
Well, you're gonna thank me |
01:06:18 |
You city kids and you know it. |
01:06:22 |
Coco, get in the house. |
01:06:26 |
I said, get in the house, |
01:06:29 |
Coco! |
01:06:37 |
Coco. |
01:06:42 |
I'm sorry. |
01:09:00 |
What you doing? |
01:09:02 |
Jason Winchell caught an 8-pound |
01:09:06 |
Well, actually, just the head. |
01:09:08 |
But it was so big, you could fit |
01:09:12 |
Chuck was supposed |
01:09:14 |
That is, until you fired him. |
01:09:17 |
You know what? |
01:09:21 |
Really? |
01:09:23 |
Come on. Let's try it. |
01:09:32 |
Hey. I know it's been kind of hard, |
01:09:38 |
And I haven't actually been around. |
01:09:40 |
Well, I've been around, |
01:09:43 |
Know what I mean? |
01:09:45 |
- Yeah. |
01:09:48 |
...I'm here to let you know |
01:09:52 |
Because FYI... |
01:09:54 |
...I think you're a cool son. |
01:09:57 |
Thanks. |
01:10:00 |
And you're a cool dad. |
01:10:04 |
Kevin! |
01:10:18 |
What was that? |
01:10:19 |
I don't know. |
01:10:24 |
Get him, Nick! |
01:10:41 |
I got him! Stay back! |
01:10:44 |
Yeah! You tell Jason Winchell |
01:10:46 |
...wasn't nothing but bait, baby! |
01:10:53 |
Hey, hey. Hold up. |
01:10:56 |
Forgetting something. |
01:10:58 |
Lunch money. |
01:11:00 |
Thanks. Bye. |
01:11:05 |
- How's your mother? |
01:11:09 |
You're not gonna have |
01:11:12 |
If I do, just pull my body |
01:11:16 |
My pleasure. |
01:11:18 |
Lindsey. |
01:11:20 |
I know you're still mad at me, |
01:11:24 |
It's a new family, a new house. |
01:11:28 |
But I'll try to be |
01:11:31 |
Okay, okay, okay. I probably should've |
01:11:36 |
I'm sorry, Nick. |
01:11:40 |
Does this mean |
01:11:43 |
Don't push it. |
01:11:46 |
Go ahead and make your bus. |
01:11:49 |
- Good morning, Mr. Rooney. |
01:11:54 |
Hey. This is for you. |
01:11:59 |
How's the house coming? |
01:12:00 |
It's coming. |
01:12:02 |
Hey, how is Chuck doing? |
01:12:04 |
Don't know and don't care. |
01:12:07 |
Boy, I hope he's okay. |
01:12:10 |
Oh, yeah? Why's that? |
01:12:12 |
His wife. He lost his wife a few years |
01:12:16 |
You didn't know, did you? |
01:12:19 |
Oh, yeah, she was |
01:12:22 |
He's never been the same since. |
01:12:24 |
She was his entire world. |
01:12:45 |
- Hey, man. |
01:12:48 |
I heard about Ellie. |
01:12:52 |
Come in. |
01:13:12 |
Hey, I got a little organic |
01:13:15 |
Thanks. |
01:13:18 |
- Can I tell you something? |
01:13:22 |
When I was working on |
01:13:25 |
...to me... |
01:13:27 |
...it felt like family. |
01:13:30 |
It felt like the special stuff, |
01:13:35 |
Stuff that's gone missing |
01:13:39 |
It's funny, I... |
01:13:42 |
I can't even go inside anymore. |
01:13:46 |
Look, Nick... |
01:13:49 |
...I know I screwed your life up. |
01:13:51 |
And I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, |
01:13:56 |
You didn't screw my life up. |
01:13:58 |
I did. |
01:14:01 |
And you'll always |
01:14:09 |
I actually came over here |
01:14:12 |
I was so upset about how things |
01:14:16 |
I went ahead and let Magic know that |
01:14:22 |
Man, that's great. That's great, man. |
01:14:26 |
While I was at it, I also happened |
01:14:29 |
...and I made a couple |
01:14:31 |
I got a Russian banker |
01:14:34 |
Just might be very motivated. |
01:14:35 |
If you get the roof up on that place, |
01:14:39 |
Get out from underneath |
01:14:43 |
Well, let me get the roof on. |
01:14:46 |
Do you have a nail gun with the |
01:14:51 |
No. I'm old-school with it. |
01:14:53 |
Oh, you're doing it old-school |
01:14:58 |
Maybe just borrow mine. |
01:15:01 |
Thanks, Chuck. |
01:15:05 |
You got it. |
01:15:37 |
You can ground me later, |
01:15:47 |
Mr. P, the little Pulu |
01:15:55 |
I'm sorry about the party. |
01:15:57 |
I should have never taken |
01:16:00 |
You got that right. |
01:16:02 |
And if it's all right with you... |
01:16:04 |
...me and my brothers would |
01:16:10 |
Hey, fellas! I got some great news. |
01:16:14 |
We are not just working |
01:16:18 |
From now on, we're committing |
01:16:21 |
You heard it, baby. |
01:16:25 |
Check that for dry rot. |
01:16:27 |
You. I'm so darn proud |
01:16:30 |
You're making me feel a little |
01:16:34 |
I just wanna give you a hug on your |
01:16:37 |
My Nick at Nite. |
01:16:40 |
Enough! |
01:16:42 |
Well, you caught me just |
01:16:46 |
Is it a blessing or a curse? |
01:17:39 |
Go ahead, try it. |
01:17:44 |
Let's go. Hey, hey, hey. |
01:17:56 |
- Suzanne. |
01:17:58 |
Now, before you say anything, |
01:18:01 |
- Okay. |
01:18:05 |
The house is just a house... |
01:18:07 |
...and it'd never be a home |
01:18:10 |
- Yes, baby, I get it. |
01:18:14 |
Would you please consider forgiving |
01:18:18 |
Babies. |
01:18:19 |
Babies? You know, we can work |
01:18:22 |
I don't think it's |
01:18:24 |
- Babies. |
01:18:27 |
- Babies, Nick! |
01:18:30 |
Okay. Let me get you to the car. |
01:18:33 |
- Honey, how far is the hospital? |
01:18:35 |
Nick, we can't wait that long! |
01:18:37 |
We gotta. That's where the doctors |
01:18:40 |
- You're hurting my hand now. |
01:18:44 |
- Now? |
01:18:45 |
Okay, kids, get them bags |
01:18:48 |
Look, your mom about to have what |
01:18:53 |
Oh, Nick. I love the floors. Teak? |
01:18:56 |
Oh, no. That's bubinga. |
01:19:01 |
Nick, slow it down. I'm hot, honey. |
01:19:06 |
Well, what now? |
01:19:08 |
I don't know. I thought you knew. |
01:19:13 |
What you trying to say, baby? |
01:19:15 |
Chuck! |
01:19:17 |
Chuck? I'll go this way! |
01:19:21 |
Oh, Nick, I'm gonna kill you. |
01:19:23 |
- For what? |
01:19:27 |
Hello? Nickster, how we-? |
01:19:30 |
You what? |
01:19:34 |
Okay. Keep this line open. |
01:19:52 |
Oh, come on! |
01:20:01 |
Okay. |
01:20:03 |
Baby, is he on his way? |
01:20:05 |
That was him. |
01:20:07 |
- Everything gonna be fine. |
01:20:09 |
Go wait for Chuck downstairs. |
01:20:19 |
Hello? Nick? Chuck had |
01:20:23 |
But don't worry, I'm on my way. |
01:20:24 |
Man, just tell me what to do. |
01:20:26 |
Okay, now, tell Suzanne to |
01:20:30 |
Okay, you got to stay |
01:20:32 |
- I'm breathing. |
01:20:34 |
Now tell her to relax. |
01:20:35 |
Maybe do the color imaging |
01:20:39 |
Baby, relax! |
01:20:41 |
Honey, I'm relaxing. |
01:20:42 |
- Don't yell at me! |
01:20:44 |
Keep her breathing, Nick. |
01:20:47 |
- He wants to talk to you. |
01:20:51 |
- Who knows? Here. |
01:20:54 |
I want you to listen very carefully. |
01:20:56 |
I need you to grab me some things. |
01:20:58 |
I need a bucket of hot water, |
01:21:00 |
...latex gloves, towels, a shoestring |
01:21:05 |
Hot sauce? |
01:21:07 |
Get that for me. |
01:21:09 |
- Okay, Chuck. |
01:21:11 |
I want you to go into the bathroom |
01:21:14 |
Don't tell me what to do. |
01:21:16 |
I'm gonna go in the bathroom |
01:21:20 |
Okay, got it. What now? |
01:21:21 |
We're gonna use that |
01:21:24 |
Why? I'm not touching nothing. |
01:21:25 |
Nick, you are. |
01:21:27 |
Oh, God, they're coming! Honey? |
01:21:31 |
How far apart would you say |
01:21:34 |
Fast and furious, Chuck. |
01:21:36 |
Pillow! I need a pillow. |
01:21:39 |
Okay, game time, baby. |
01:21:40 |
Go down there and see if |
01:21:44 |
Come on, man, what that mean? |
01:21:46 |
Can you see the baby? |
01:21:54 |
Oh, God. |
01:21:56 |
It's like the guppies all over again. |
01:21:58 |
- Honey? |
01:22:00 |
That's what the |
01:22:03 |
Give him a little dash of that. |
01:22:06 |
Hold on. |
01:22:16 |
He's back. |
01:22:18 |
- Put your father back on the phone. |
01:22:21 |
I need you to go in there, |
01:22:25 |
For God's sake, gently. |
01:22:27 |
Give it a pull. Then take the |
01:22:32 |
- Hello? Hello? |
01:22:39 |
I lost him. Are you sure |
01:22:43 |
Guess that means no. |
01:22:45 |
Oh, so close. I just missed |
01:22:49 |
- How's the patient doing here? |
01:22:52 |
Let's go into our fun breathing. |
01:22:53 |
Let's go into a deep, warm place, |
01:22:56 |
Okay, quiet and deep. |
01:23:03 |
Family, let's breathe together. |
01:23:06 |
Now we're releasing on sound. |
01:23:11 |
Nick, I can't take that noise. |
01:23:14 |
Hey, look, I'm having a baby. |
01:23:17 |
- Yo, Nick, it's Earvin Johnson. |
01:23:21 |
Chuck Mitchell said you need |
01:23:23 |
Look, my wife having a baby |
01:23:26 |
I remember when I had mine. |
01:23:30 |
Yup. That's how I remembered it. |
01:23:32 |
Tell Magic Chuck-dog said, |
01:23:37 |
Chuck-dog said, |
01:23:41 |
Tell Chuck-dog he's the man. |
01:23:44 |
Yo, Chuck, he said you the man. |
01:23:46 |
Oh, natch. That's so Magic. |
01:23:47 |
Hey, man, what's up with the |
01:23:51 |
He wants to talk to you, Chuck. |
01:23:53 |
Roundy-round. Roundy-round. |
01:23:54 |
Hello? |
01:23:56 |
You got your hands full over there. |
01:23:58 |
Ask Nick if he has |
01:24:01 |
You have any questions |
01:24:03 |
...in the history of the NBA? |
01:24:05 |
Oh, yeah. In that '85 series |
01:24:08 |
...was that a true crossover? |
01:24:10 |
Knock it off! |
01:24:12 |
So gotta go. Bye, Buck. |
01:24:14 |
- I need you, baby. |
01:24:17 |
- We got this. We got this. All right? |
01:24:25 |
Oh, God. |
01:24:31 |
Told you it'd be beautiful. |
01:24:33 |
Oh, before I forget, I got you |
01:24:40 |
All the best. |
01:24:43 |
Yo, Chuck. |
01:24:46 |
Thanks for coming back, man. |
01:24:49 |
You kidding me? |
01:25:11 |
And so it goes. |
01:25:12 |
You know, sometimes life |
01:25:15 |
...and you've just got to adjust. |
01:25:21 |
I never did finish |
01:25:24 |
Instead, I started something |
01:25:27 |
A different magazine, |
01:25:31 |
...inspired by rebuilding this house. |
01:25:33 |
It's called Are We Done Yet? |
01:25:36 |
And that's the story on how |
01:25:43 |
Thank you. |
01:25:48 |
So I want to thank you all for coming. |