Princess And The Pirate The
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That's not me, folks. |
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Lower away. Steady, easy as she goes. |
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Fill her in and there she rests. |
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Three years of plunder on the high seas. |
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Enough gold and treasure |
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And no one will ever know |
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- This map is the only key. |
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- An excellent job of mapmaking. |
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- But just one thing, Mr. Pelly. |
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What if, by some ill chance, |
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Would you be able to draw me |
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With my eyes closed, sir. |
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- Are you sure? |
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Thank you, Mr. Pelly. |
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His eyes are closed, |
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and the same fate will befall |
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whose memory is too good. |
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Back to the ship now, my lads. |
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- Hurry now. |
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There is a packet called the Mary Ann |
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- We shall pay her a visit, Pedro, my lad. |
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- She carries no gold. |
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But I am informed she has on board ajewel |
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- Ajewel with blue eyes and silken hair. |
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Perhaps, but I tell you, my lad, |
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who'll pay a million doubloons |
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But I know of no such jewel. |
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Good. When you know too much, |
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Make haste, you blasted sons |
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We're off for the Mary Ann. |
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Anything on the horizon, Captain? |
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A ship flying friendly colors, |
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- Hold your course. |
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Your pardon, Captain. Miss Warbrook says |
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She can stand it no longer. |
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Very good. I'll attend to it at once. |
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- I'll be back shortly. |
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Yes? Come in. |
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Have you spoken to that imbecile |
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Yes, but he's rather difficult to control. |
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I don't believe you'll be troubled |
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Captain, I must admonish you. |
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It slips out, Princess. Miss Warbrook. |
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I'm worried, my lady. |
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Should the King discover |
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You have been well-paid, |
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- But, Your Highness... |
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- Please see that I get it. |
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No, do not kill him! |
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Father or no father, this cur shall die. |
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Perhaps my sword shall put an end |
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Have it, you! |
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That this should happen to me. |
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Don't be frightened. I am rehearsing. |
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I couldn't stand that five shows a day. |
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I'm dying. Dying. |
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Death's rattle. I'm dead. |
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- I don't mean to intrude on your rehearsal. |
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Sit down and take a load off my eyes. |
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especially when they don't outnumber me. |
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Fools everybody. |
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Look, I want to speak to you |
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It'll keep. Say, don't go away. |
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Here comes the high spot of my act. |
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That's not me. That's a cat. |
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Stage-struck, trying to get in the act. |
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I've already got seven faces. |
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Mr. Sylvester the Great, you've quite an act. |
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I'm sure you've worked hard at it, but... |
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I'm glad you appreciate it. |
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That's why I'm going to America. |
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I am sure you'll get |
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Naturally. Say, here's a laugh for you. |
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You'll find this hard to believe... |
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but there's a weasel next door |
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Sends the Captain, telling me to pipe |
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The Captain doesn't seem |
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- I see you haven't piped. |
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I walked into the cabin, |
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- and him with shoulders like that. |
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- I'm the weasel next door. |
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Please try the act in pantomime. |
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No, do not kill him! |
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- What did you say? |
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Guess I can say "um." |
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What do you know? |
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- What's that? |
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Look at what they said about me |
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Boy, what a write-up, |
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- "Sylvester the Great attracts attention." |
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"Of all the actors who ever |
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"Sylvester the Great |
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Here's another one |
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In Russian that's a great compliment. |
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Very few of us left. |
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You seem to have done |
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With an act like mine, it's safer. I've been |
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Should've seen the show I did |
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- Were you good? |
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only some overage crooner with laryngitis |
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You know, I've never met an actor before. |
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You stay away from them. |
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You know, I got a proposition. |
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I might be able to use you in my act. |
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Sylvester, that's very generous of you, |
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That never stopped me. Besides, |
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You have to stand there in tights, holding |
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In fact, if we get the right tights, |
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Sail ho! |
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Ship closing in off the starboard bow! |
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All hands on deck! |
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- What is it, lunch hour? |
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- I don't like the looks of this. |
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I hear there are pirates in these waters. |
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Let them stay in the water. |
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Do you know how to use these? |
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Do I know how to use these? |
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What do you think |
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- The bullet comes out this end. |
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Wrong pistol. That's for the silent pictures. |
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You see that seagull up there |
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Watch me shoot out its left eye. |
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Imagine what I could have done |
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Out of the way, you leather-mugged ape! |
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See that flag? |
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You know what that skull and crossbones |
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Yeah, iodine, and we're going to need it. |
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- That's the Avenger, The Hook's ship. |
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Yes. For 15 years he's sailed the seas, |
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He ain't gonna get a drink here. |
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He'll make me walk the plank. |
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Fire! |
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Sylvester, I'm ashamed of you hiding |
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- Yeah, but it's nothing like yours. |
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- What are you, a man or a mouse? |
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Where's mama? |
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We'll run alongside. Lie flat |
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- then board. |
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Get going, man. |
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- I'm foreman. |
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You heard the Captain. |
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Mainmast? I wouldn't know the mainmast |
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I had to open my big mouth. |
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Fellas, excuse me. |
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All along the gangway! |
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I'll bash your head in. Come on. |
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Pardon me. So hard to get coat hangers |
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The Hook! |
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Out of my way. I'll slit his gizzard. |
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Captain, the ship is ours. |
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What further orders, sir? |
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Find the jewel that we seek |
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- Spare all the women, but kill all the men! |
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Put 'em up, I tell you. |
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You got it. |
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Curse you! I'll cut out your gizzard. |
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You'll dance to the devil's hornpipe |
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I'll slit his gizzard! I'll cut him to ribbons! |
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Open that door, you sniveling idiot! |
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Plague and perish your ugly bones! |
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Where did he go, that mangy hound? |
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Where is he? Tell me where is he? |
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You addle-brained old idiot, |
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It is the language of the gypsies. I learned it |
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Enough, old pig. Tell me where he went |
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If you mean my son, he was so fearful |
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Over yon. |
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- Through yon window? |
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- Of course, he was much thinner than I am. |
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- I have a mind to carve you to ribbons. |
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- You know how gypsies are. |
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Why, the blundering swabs, |
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I'll have those devils |
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Blowing up the ship. He better hurry. |
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Wait. |
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Stop! Don't! Don't you recognize me? |
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I'm trying to tell you, I stole these clothes. |
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Why, of course, it's Charley. |
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Me? I'm Charley's aunt. |
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The pretty Mary Ann will sail |
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Blown to Davy Jones' Locker, she is. |
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Right well done, my lads. Broach another |
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This day's work will be heard of |
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- And the crew that did it shall not go thirsty. |
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But the jewel of which you spoke, Captain, |
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Come, you shall see. |
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The Hook is looking at you. Maybe it's me. |
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Sylvester, you should be |
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- Why don't you die like a man? |
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Now I'm not so sure. |
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You see, Pedro, did I exaggerate? |
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Here come, me jewel. |
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No harm will come to you, fair lady. |
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Tell this filthy cutthroat |
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- You hear, Pedro? Our fair jewel has spirit. |
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- Handle her gently, but be off with her. |
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- I've got something to say about this. |
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Goodbye, Margaret. |
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Who brought this old hag on board? |
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She wouldn't bring a farthing |
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- Slit her gullet and throw her to the sharks. |
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Please, Captain, let me |
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Everybody on board always gets something, |
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What am I laughing at? |
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She ain't much to look at, |
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- Now wait a minute. |
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Shall we give the old hag |
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Yes! |
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Never let it be said, lads, |
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Take her, toothless one, but when you |
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- Did he hurt you, honey? |
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But don't worry, dear. |
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- That's what I'm worried about. |
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Where are you taking me? |
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To my quarters where we can be alone, |
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But couldn't we be engaged for a while? |
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Remember, I saved your life. |
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You'll do anything I ask you to. |
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But if we wait, we can have |
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I can see you now, coming home |
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me laying out your pipe and slippers |
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- Lovely. |
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Let's be fair. |
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Now, my little gypsy sweetheart. |
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You come near me, |
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Just as I thought. |
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Don't be silly. I just had my hair cut. |
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Anyway, it's much cooler these hot nights. |
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You're a man. I knew it all along. |
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You didn't fool me. Nobody ever fools me. |
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Of course not. How can anybody fool you? |
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Smart. They think I'm an idiot. |
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But little do they know |
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Let's keep it a secret. |
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I won't tell anybody you're not an idiot. |
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You see these pictures on the wall? |
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They think that's all I'm good for. |
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For 10 years, they've beat me |
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They've treated me like a dirty dog, |
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Yeah, toss me a bone |
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No one must know our secret. |
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- Escape? Tell me more, Tyrone. |
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Listen to everything I say. |
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I've stocked the dinghy. There are enough |
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and if you follow the course |
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you will arrive at the island of Casarouge. |
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Casarouge? What will I do there? |
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You will go to the Boar's Head Inn |
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This is him. |
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He forgot to shave this morning. |
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You will give him this. |
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The blood of 1,000 men? |
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- Hey, what are you doing? |
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This is a map to a treasure |
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I stole it from The Hook. |
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But once you escape, he'll think you stole it. |
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- You think he'll be mad? |
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Why, if he ever catches you, |
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and your arms and your ears |
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- You mean, he'll streamline me? |
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I knew he wouldn't forget that. |
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But this knife is to close our deal. |
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- We'll both sign a pact in blood. |
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No, blood. It's my knife. |
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But I've got a knife of my... |
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Blood. Now, we're partners forever. |
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Runs his own blood bank. |
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You stay here, Featherhead. |
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What do you want? |
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Fortunes told. No charge today. |
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Very interesting. I see you have no trouble |
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Out of my cabin, old hag, |
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Gizzard? What happened to my gullet? |
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It's a trick. You'll pay for this, both of you. |
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Curse you for a lily-livered witch! |
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You'll dance the devil's hornpipe |
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I'll cut out your gizzard this night. |
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Come on, let's get out of here. |
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Are you all right? |
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No, I'm all right. |
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Hurry. We must get to the boat |
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Wait a minute. How do you get |
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With a ship's compass and a chart |
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Are you coming along with us? |
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Sylvester, please forgive me for thinking |
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Hurry. |
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- Goodbye, Featherhead. |
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Don't forget to give that envelope |
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He'll pay you well for your trouble. |
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You can't miss him. He looks just like me. |
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A half-wit? |
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Does the compass say we're on our course? |
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I don't know. |
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It's a compass. It always points north. |
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Yeah? It's no good. We're going South. |
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Why did you do that? |
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Don't worry, I'll work it out. I'm part Indian. |
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Sylvester, tell me, why did you |
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I figured I could use you in my act. |
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That's the only reason, |
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Come here. Sit by me. |
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Now tell me the truth. Why did you expose |
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I don't know. I guess I was so excited, |
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I don't believe you. |
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I suppose you think I did it |
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- Are you? |
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You're talking to Sylvester the Great, |
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I've got a girl for every face. |
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Whatever the reason, I owe you a lot more |
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It was a very brave and noble thing |
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Yeah, I know. |
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I guess the real reason I did it |
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Hey, don't do that. |
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First thing you know, you'll be wanting |
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and hug me and kiss me, don't you? |
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No, it wouldn't be fair to those seven girls |
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- I know how they feel. |
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Because of love, I disobeyed my father... |
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and ran out on a marriage into |
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Sure. Next thing you'll be telling me |
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Maybe you're right, Sylvester. Maybe |
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Maybe it is. |
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I'd better get you in out of this cold air. |
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Sylvester, we're here. |
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We did? I told you if you'd relax |
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How do you feel? Have you still |
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- Yeah, but now they're wearing roller skates. |
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Let's get up on the dock. I need some rest. |
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- This town looks like a nice, quiet place. |
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So you're still alive? |
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Hey, stop him! |
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Stop them, those two men. |
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They murdered a man |
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- Why don't you do something? |
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They have a... My mistake. |
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For a moment, |
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It's all right. They have a permit. |
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Nice characters here. |
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Everybody in town |
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We'll find out soon enough. We should be |
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Put 'em up. |
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- Nice morning, isn't it, citizen? |
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Hey, look, isn't there something |
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I wonder what they do around here |
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- Sylvester, look. |
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Look, the Boar's Head Inn. |
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Featherhead couldn't have been |
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Then he must have a cousin. |
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Let's give him this thing, get the money, |
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Good morning. |
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Spit it out. What's your business? |
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We're looking for a gentleman |
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- We've got something for him. |
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He left here yesterday, |
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- We can wait till tomorrow. |
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Two weeks? How are we going to live? |
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We're not satisfied with just anything. |
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You'll have to put us up |
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We're very particular about our meals. |
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And I'm very particular |
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Monsieur Lamonte is supposed |
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- Now, perhaps if we could locate him... |
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Nobody knows where he goes off to. |
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But he always comes back |
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Sometimes, I think he ain't honest. |
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Money. Sometimes, I think we'll wait here |
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- Now, if you'll please show us to our rooms. |
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Find out where she gets her permanents. |
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Here you are. |
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I call it the Peach Bloom suite. |
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Peach Bloom? When do they |
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- Is this intended for me? |
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- Where's my room? |
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I think there's been a mistake. |
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- She's still courting me. |
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- You can take it or leave it. |
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- But there is no other hotel. |
00:33:03 |
Well, there was another hotel... |
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and it gave me |
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but only last week, |
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Remind me to wear |
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I see you haven't got much baggage. |
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In that closet there, |
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You can have them if you want them. |
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- What did he die of? |
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Natural causes. I hope it's not contagious. |
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I can't stay here. I've got to get to Jamaica. |
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What's all this 10, 20, 30 stuff about you? |
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- Who's going to recognize you? |
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Sylvester, I must tell you the truth. |
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I've run away, |
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- Take it off and we'll pay the room rent. |
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You're a princess? |
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- You're snapping your cap. Princess. |
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But you've helped me this much. |
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I'll reward you handsomely, Sylvester. |
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Sure. You're carrying it in your bustle. |
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I've got to pick up |
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till Featherhead's cousin comes back. |
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Say, maybe the guy that had this room |
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Hey, case this handbill. |
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Bucket of Blood, |
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- I'll wade in there and get ajob. |
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They've probably heard of me. |
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I bet they haven't had |
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- Maybe it'll work. |
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- What salary are you going to ask for? |
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But, Sylvester, we've got to eat. |
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I'm sorry. This dance is taken. |
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- Nice shooting, señor. |
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Hey, this body, it's dead. |
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- Heart failure. |
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He's not cleaning a pipe. He killed this guy. |
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- Why don't you? |
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He's Don José Ramon Sebastian Alvarez. |
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This unfortunate dog |
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- He's cast his shadow upon him. |
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- What happens to the body? |
00:36:38 |
The collectors come by once a day. |
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That's all right. |
00:36:45 |
You sound like a stranger. |
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- Does anybody? |
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I came to talk to you on business. |
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- No. That's just a gag. I'm looking for ajob. |
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- Hey, your shadow! |
00:37:06 |
Please, Don José! He's a stranger in town. |
00:37:10 |
You will teach him or I will. |
00:37:13 |
I'll go to night school. I'll work it out. |
00:37:25 |
Wait till you pay the tax. |
00:37:29 |
Sit down. What is your business, stranger? |
00:37:32 |
I'm Sylvester the Great. |
00:37:35 |
The name has no meaning. |
00:37:37 |
You're buried here in the sticks. |
00:37:38 |
They know me everyplace else in the world. |
00:37:40 |
I can top any act |
00:37:43 |
- You wish to entertain? |
00:37:45 |
What do you do? |
00:37:46 |
I walk on the stage, |
00:37:48 |
And then I build. I've got one of the... |
00:37:54 |
- What happened? |
00:37:57 |
It's an insult here, |
00:38:00 |
- not to drain the last drop. |
00:38:03 |
- What'll you have? |
00:38:06 |
Two short beers! |
00:38:09 |
Now about that act of yours. |
00:38:11 |
My customers, they like to watch |
00:38:15 |
It's kind of a hobby with them. |
00:38:16 |
Sounds like something that might catch on. |
00:38:18 |
- Now, if your act had a pretty girl in it... |
00:38:23 |
The other half of my act |
00:38:25 |
But the name of your act, |
00:38:28 |
No. We just call the act "Sylvester the Great" |
00:38:32 |
- This dame of mine has so much oomph... |
00:38:35 |
Oomph? You know, that's with a... |
00:38:39 |
Have you got a sweater around here? |
00:38:41 |
Never mind, you'll hear about it |
00:38:43 |
- What do you say? Do we get the job? |
00:38:47 |
- That's great. What about the money? |
00:38:49 |
Money, that stuff. It looks like... |
00:38:54 |
That's funny. |
00:38:56 |
If my customers like your act, |
00:38:59 |
What do they throw |
00:39:01 |
- Lead. |
00:39:07 |
Two short beers. |
00:39:09 |
I'm not going in there. That's over my head. |
00:39:12 |
Come, we'll seal our contract with a drink. |
00:39:27 |
Come, drink up. You do not want the job? |
00:39:32 |
Come, no man who refuses to drink with me |
00:40:09 |
- No, thanks, I've had enough. |
00:40:14 |
It's funny how quick |
00:40:38 |
Pardon me. I think I'd better be |
00:40:41 |
Well done, stranger. |
00:40:43 |
I like a man who can drink like that. |
00:40:47 |
Hugo, bring it over here. |
00:40:56 |
Are you over the effects of that beer? |
00:40:59 |
Yeah. That was a good idea, hanging me up |
00:41:10 |
Listen, I'm going out first |
00:41:13 |
When I give you the cue, you come on. |
00:41:15 |
If you're not doing so good, |
00:41:18 |
- But what do I do? |
00:41:20 |
You can't just stand there. After all, these... |
00:41:24 |
You can just stand there. |
00:41:26 |
But, Sylvester, when you're on, |
00:41:30 |
I will. Boy, are you well stacked. |
00:41:32 |
I wanna tell you something. |
00:41:33 |
This stuff you been spreading around |
00:41:36 |
- Yes? |
00:41:38 |
But don't let it go to your head. |
00:41:41 |
If everything works out well, |
00:41:44 |
Thank you. |
00:41:47 |
There's no use hogging it. |
00:41:48 |
We want the actor! |
00:41:51 |
Hey, you hear that? |
00:41:53 |
They really want me there. In another |
00:41:56 |
I hope they haven't got ropes. |
00:41:59 |
Don't kid around about things like that. |
00:42:12 |
Shut up! |
00:42:15 |
Gentlemen, tonight we have a special treat. |
00:42:19 |
An act unparalleled in theatrical history... |
00:42:22 |
fresh from a triumphant tour of Europe. |
00:42:25 |
Now, let me present |
00:42:29 |
- Sylvester the Great. |
00:42:32 |
The man of seven faces. |
00:42:35 |
Let's see the other six. |
00:42:39 |
Who said that? |
00:42:41 |
I did, you sniveling wooden-headed baboon. |
00:42:46 |
Gentlemen, please. Give him a chance. |
00:42:49 |
We just finished cleaning |
00:42:52 |
- Yes, we... |
00:42:57 |
Gentlemen, my first quick-change is so fast, |
00:43:04 |
I'm an old man. |
00:43:06 |
I'm a very old man, |
00:43:13 |
You ain't seen nothing yet. |
00:43:17 |
Now, wait a minute, fellas. |
00:43:19 |
I don't mind people throwing vegetables, |
00:43:26 |
Told you, I don't mind. No mayonnaise? |
00:43:29 |
Now, my next impersonation... |
00:43:31 |
We don't like actors |
00:43:34 |
Let me introduce Sylvester the Great, |
00:43:53 |
- We don't like actors who dance! |
00:43:56 |
Dead actors! |
00:44:02 |
That's your cue. |
00:44:12 |
I always get a big hand like that |
00:44:20 |
Pardon me, we're killing them. |
00:44:46 |
How would you like |
00:44:49 |
How would you like |
00:44:53 |
When your arms are so inviting |
00:44:57 |
How can you keep from |
00:45:01 |
Wouldn't you like my head |
00:45:05 |
Isn't that where you feel it ought to be? |
00:45:09 |
While the night is so exciting |
00:45:13 |
Wouldn't you like to fall in love with me? |
00:45:17 |
I've got what you want |
00:45:21 |
Darling, what's more |
00:45:25 |
You've got what I want |
00:45:29 |
So what are we waiting for? |
00:45:34 |
Nothing is so romantic as a June night |
00:45:38 |
Specially when the devil's in your eyes |
00:45:42 |
How would you like |
00:45:46 |
You wouldn't like it half as much as I |
00:45:50 |
'Cause I've got what you want |
00:45:53 |
Darling, what's more |
00:45:57 |
You've got what I want |
00:46:01 |
So what are we waiting for? |
00:46:05 |
Nothing is so romantic as a June night |
00:46:09 |
Specially when the devil's in your eye |
00:46:13 |
How would you like |
00:46:17 |
You wouldn't like it half as much as I |
00:46:34 |
Say, not bad. You stick with me, and before |
00:46:38 |
Have we enough to get out of Casarouge? |
00:46:41 |
What for? We've stumbled onto a hot racket. |
00:46:43 |
This is something the act never had |
00:46:47 |
plus what we get |
00:46:50 |
- Did I do all right? |
00:46:53 |
It'll take time, but after a while... |
00:46:55 |
you'll be able to kill an audience |
00:46:57 |
- Or vice versa. |
00:46:59 |
Very funny, save it for the act. |
00:47:03 |
Sylvester, did you notice |
00:47:06 |
- I didn't like the way he looked at me. |
00:47:09 |
I could tell you about that. |
00:47:13 |
But get this. I know you did all right, |
00:47:16 |
I don't want you to become a ham. |
00:47:18 |
The first thing you know |
00:47:20 |
Now, here we are. I figured it all out... |
00:47:24 |
and your share of the take |
00:47:27 |
What do you say? |
00:47:31 |
Margaret, where are you? |
00:47:45 |
Giddap! |
00:47:56 |
Hurry. Stop them. |
00:47:57 |
Those men, my girl, |
00:48:00 |
They've kidnapped my act. I'll starve. |
00:48:03 |
- Too bad. She was good for the act. |
00:48:06 |
Guys can't just see a pretty girl, |
00:48:10 |
- Why not? |
00:48:13 |
I wanna have those men arrested. |
00:48:16 |
- Who can I go to? |
00:48:18 |
That's right. Where does he hang out? |
00:48:20 |
He has a palace at the end of town |
00:48:23 |
Is that right? I'll see him. |
00:48:25 |
There's only one thing on my mind, |
00:48:50 |
Citizen to see the Governor |
00:48:53 |
I've always wanted to play the Palace. |
00:48:58 |
- Your name, citizen? |
00:49:00 |
- What's your last name? |
00:49:02 |
I can't help it. That's the name they gave me. |
00:49:05 |
Of course, I'm a little thin for it. |
00:49:24 |
Yes, what is it? |
00:49:26 |
Citizen to see you |
00:49:28 |
Approach, citizen. |
00:49:34 |
Speak up. What's your complaint? |
00:49:35 |
I wanna ask you what kind of town |
00:49:38 |
You may not believe this. |
00:49:40 |
comes into the Bucket of Blood |
00:49:43 |
He's a big, dirty rat, and I want justice. |
00:49:48 |
Are you? |
00:49:52 |
Well, practically... |
00:49:54 |
but he's a nice fellow |
00:50:00 |
No hard feelings. |
00:50:02 |
Everybody likes a pretty face. |
00:50:04 |
- I like a pretty face myself. |
00:50:07 |
It is unfortunate that you do not have one. |
00:50:10 |
Everybody's a comedian. |
00:50:12 |
Furthermore, the young lady you are |
00:50:15 |
And will remain so, |
00:50:19 |
Have you any further complaints, citizen? |
00:50:22 |
Yes, but they're just little ones. |
00:50:24 |
I don't wanna take up your time with them. |
00:50:30 |
- I'll be staying. |
00:50:33 |
Now, just precisely, |
00:50:36 |
You got to be careful with her. She's no |
00:50:40 |
- Who is she? |
00:50:42 |
She's a princess. That's what she is. |
00:50:44 |
Of course, you'd never think of it |
00:50:47 |
On the contrary, you would. |
00:50:49 |
who has run out on her royal marriage |
00:50:52 |
- to marry a commoner. |
00:50:56 |
I mean, she did? I mean, she is? |
00:50:59 |
I'm asking a ransom of |
00:51:02 |
Then she was telling the truth. |
00:51:04 |
- Hey, that's a lot of money. |
00:51:08 |
Can I help it if a princess |
00:51:11 |
Oh, no. |
00:51:14 |
You wouldn't do that. I'm so young. |
00:51:20 |
When the ransom is paid, |
00:51:23 |
He will throw his arms around her neck, |
00:51:27 |
He wouldn't be interested in me. I... |
00:51:31 |
I believe otherwise. I'm asking |
00:51:35 |
But that's kidnapping. |
00:51:38 |
or do you have a permit? |
00:51:40 |
Guard, show our guest here to his quarters |
00:51:44 |
- Quarters? I don't live here. |
00:51:48 |
You may even do more than live here. |
00:51:51 |
What do you mean? |
00:51:53 |
Don't tell me. I got it. |
00:51:55 |
You shall enjoy my hospitality |
00:51:59 |
But I would not advise you |
00:52:02 |
You know what this is? |
00:52:06 |
- I hope it's not what I know it is. |
00:52:10 |
The Jíbaro tribes of South America... |
00:52:13 |
have developed the art |
00:52:18 |
After much painstaking research |
00:52:22 |
I have learned their secret. |
00:52:24 |
- It is now one of my hobbies. |
00:52:28 |
You heard the Governor. |
00:52:33 |
Somebody ought to get you interested |
00:52:51 |
No, flunky, tell the Queen |
00:52:55 |
I'm sleeping. |
00:52:59 |
A beautiful handmaiden is approaching |
00:53:03 |
for her royal master. |
00:53:07 |
Another lovely tomato |
00:53:10 |
stroking my forehead. |
00:53:25 |
Wake up. Wake up, Master. |
00:53:27 |
Go away, will you, |
00:53:37 |
They're real. And in Technicolor, too. |
00:53:40 |
Your bath is prepared, Master. |
00:53:42 |
His Excellency, the Governor, |
00:53:45 |
- Do you girls come in here every morning? |
00:53:48 |
Boy, what a union. |
00:53:49 |
We go now, but any time you desire us... |
00:53:52 |
you have but to reach over |
00:53:54 |
- I have to reach all the way over there? |
00:53:57 |
Ring the bell once for Suzanne, |
00:54:00 |
and three times for Yvonne. |
00:54:03 |
When you hear that thing, all of you come. |
00:54:20 |
Oh, well, I can wait. What a racket. |
00:54:43 |
Margaret. |
00:55:00 |
Margaret! |
00:55:10 |
Good morning. |
00:55:44 |
Sylvester, are you all right? |
00:55:46 |
What are you doing here? |
00:55:48 |
In these clothes? I came to get you out. |
00:55:51 |
Oh, Sylvester, I'm so glad you're here. |
00:55:54 |
I'm frightened of La Roche, |
00:55:57 |
- Yeah, we got a lot in common. |
00:56:00 |
I've gone on a hunger strike |
00:56:03 |
- but I don't know how long I can go on. |
00:56:06 |
I'll try to sneak some food to you somehow |
00:56:10 |
- I would like to see you, me lady. |
00:56:12 |
He thinks I'm your boyfriend. |
00:56:14 |
If he catches me here in this slipcover, he'll |
00:56:18 |
Don't worry, I'll see you later. |
00:56:31 |
- A bed with fender pants. |
00:56:35 |
Quick, under here. |
00:56:51 |
You try my patience, Your Highness. |
00:56:53 |
I'm not in the habit |
00:56:56 |
like an impetuous schoolboy. |
00:56:57 |
And I'm not in the habit |
00:57:00 |
My dear, you will get used to it in time. |
00:57:10 |
I've spent a restless night |
00:57:13 |
and the proximity of your quarters. |
00:57:15 |
- Does that please you? |
00:57:17 |
- I demand that you release me at once. |
00:57:26 |
- I've come to ask you to breakfast with me. |
00:57:30 |
Very well. As I've told you before... |
00:57:34 |
I abhor using force on a beautiful woman. |
00:57:37 |
I'm willing to wait an hour, a day, |
00:57:40 |
I have infinite patience. |
00:57:43 |
I assure you it will be of no avail, |
00:57:48 |
You will come around |
00:57:52 |
You will find me of strong will, La Roche. |
00:57:54 |
You must know |
00:57:56 |
by the threats of such as you. |
00:57:59 |
You will discover I am a man... |
00:58:01 |
who does not hesitate |
00:58:06 |
I can be most ruthless |
00:58:09 |
I will starve to death |
00:58:12 |
Come, let's be practical. |
00:58:14 |
It will be many weeks |
00:58:17 |
We will both grow lonely. |
00:58:21 |
And if you think you can bribe |
00:58:24 |
I must tell you that I have given orders... |
00:58:27 |
to chop off the hands |
00:58:30 |
Oh, yes, I have news for you. |
00:58:33 |
Your lover is here in the palace. |
00:58:36 |
My lover? |
00:58:39 |
Frankly, I can't understand |
00:58:43 |
You resist me... |
00:58:45 |
but for this little anemic, |
00:58:50 |
Of course he has a quick and pleasant wit... |
00:58:53 |
but as a figure of a man... |
00:58:55 |
I've thrown the carcasses |
00:59:00 |
Surely he is not worthy of your attentions. |
00:59:03 |
I must ask you to leave now, |
00:59:06 |
That's no way for a guest to treat her host. |
00:59:08 |
Come. A generous good morning kiss |
00:59:11 |
No, let me go. |
00:59:14 |
For the luxurious accommodations |
00:59:17 |
- I deserve some reward. |
00:59:21 |
An excellent reply, |
00:59:28 |
There now. That wasn't so bad, was it? |
00:59:33 |
I am leaving now for a sumptuous breakfast. |
00:59:35 |
Should you change your mind, |
00:59:41 |
I wish you a hearty appetite. |
00:59:54 |
- Are you all right? |
01:00:39 |
I've been waiting for you. |
01:00:41 |
Well, food, too. |
01:00:44 |
Why, you look beautiful. |
01:00:45 |
I hope the boys in the poolroom |
01:00:48 |
- I see you have all the accoutrements. |
01:01:00 |
- Sit down. |
01:01:05 |
Will you have one of these chickens? |
01:01:07 |
No thanks, |
01:01:09 |
You mean the kind that don't fight back? |
01:01:12 |
- I'm sorry. |
01:01:13 |
- Now be serious, Sylvester. |
01:01:16 |
I have asked you to breakfast with me |
01:01:20 |
The King's ship is due here before long |
01:01:24 |
In the meantime, I should like to enjoy |
01:01:27 |
If you can assist me in this endeavor... |
01:01:30 |
you'll find great favor with me. |
01:01:35 |
Quite so. The Princess is very stubborn. |
01:01:38 |
This morning, she refused |
01:01:40 |
I know. I mean, I knew she would. |
01:01:42 |
Now, if you could persuade her |
01:01:46 |
Don't worry. |
01:01:49 |
I doubt she'll be able to hold out |
01:01:52 |
- Two or three months? |
01:01:56 |
There are times, Sylvester, |
01:01:59 |
Out of my way, swine! |
01:02:03 |
No one stands in the way of The Hook. |
01:02:09 |
Capt. Barat, always the dramatic entrance. |
01:02:11 |
- I had expected you sooner. |
01:02:15 |
- And alone. |
01:02:17 |
How much are you asking for him? |
01:02:19 |
- Come, join us for breakfast. |
01:02:21 |
Stand guard |
01:02:23 |
- Where are you going? |
01:02:26 |
No, I want you two to know each other. |
01:02:28 |
Sylvester, this is my great friend, |
01:02:32 |
- Thank you. |
01:02:35 |
Sit down. You haven't eaten a thing. |
01:02:42 |
La Roche, I bear ill tidings |
01:02:46 |
You've safely concealed it |
01:02:49 |
Aye, but it cannot be recovered |
01:02:52 |
- And the map? |
01:02:55 |
- it was stolen from my ship. |
01:02:58 |
A curse upon you, Barat. |
01:03:01 |
- How did this happen? |
01:03:05 |
that I captured from the Mary Ann. |
01:03:06 |
How did you manage to let an old gypsy... |
01:03:08 |
steal a parchment |
01:03:10 |
She escaped. |
01:03:13 |
Fool! |
01:03:14 |
Plague and perish her ugly bones, |
01:03:17 |
We found the dinghy here, |
01:03:21 |
- In Casarouge? |
01:03:24 |
The gypsy is here |
01:03:28 |
When I get my hook on that old gypsy... |
01:03:30 |
I'll take her innards out, piece by piece. |
01:03:34 |
I'll twist her arms out of her sockets. |
01:03:39 |
The town shall be ransacked |
01:03:42 |
Anyone found in possession of the map |
01:03:45 |
We'll have a public hanging |
01:03:48 |
No, leave that old gypsy to me. |
01:03:50 |
Hanging is too good. |
01:03:55 |
What's wrong with hanging? |
01:04:01 |
- Haven't we met someplace before? |
01:04:05 |
- But your face... |
01:04:09 |
What about the Princess Margaret? |
01:04:13 |
- Did she slip through your fingers, too? |
01:04:18 |
You were misinformed. |
01:04:21 |
That's too bad. |
01:04:23 |
If you had her in your possession, |
01:04:26 |
Why, of course. |
01:04:28 |
Naturally, if I had her in my possession, |
01:04:32 |
And if I had her in my possession, |
01:04:36 |
Sylvester likes to make jokes. |
01:04:38 |
I'm sure your face is familiar. |
01:04:41 |
No, it's just the jokes. |
01:04:46 |
- I tell you, I'm sure I've seen you... |
01:04:50 |
I got to go now. Toodle-oo. |
01:04:52 |
Don't take any wooden doubloons. |
01:04:55 |
Well, how about that. How do you... |
01:05:01 |
I thought I might get a little hungry |
01:05:10 |
I tell you, the two of them |
01:05:12 |
The Hook kept staring at me. |
01:05:14 |
You gotta keep out of sight |
01:05:17 |
Look in the lining of your coat, |
01:05:21 |
I know you're hungry, |
01:05:24 |
He thinks that I stole a map or something. |
01:05:26 |
Even if it's just the pits of a grape, |
01:05:28 |
You don't hear me talking about food. |
01:05:31 |
- Lf he finds out who stole his map... |
01:05:34 |
How should I know? |
01:05:38 |
Treasure map? |
01:05:40 |
That's what must be in the envelope |
01:05:44 |
You mean I've got lt? |
01:05:47 |
Do you know what they're gonna do |
01:05:50 |
Come here. Look out this window. |
01:05:55 |
Look at them |
01:05:58 |
They're not going to use that noose |
01:06:00 |
- That's slumber lumber. |
01:06:03 |
Do? That map is in my room. |
01:06:06 |
I'm gonna get rid of it. They're not |
01:06:35 |
What are you gonna do with that? |
01:06:37 |
- Oh, it's you, is it? |
01:06:41 |
I'm gonna ram this thing down your throat. |
01:06:43 |
What's the idea of giving me |
01:06:45 |
- Know what they do to you for having it? |
01:06:48 |
Wonderful! Are you crazy, |
01:06:51 |
All things of value involve a risk. |
01:06:53 |
This being the world's most valuable thing, |
01:06:56 |
Not for me. I'm getting rid of it right now. |
01:06:58 |
- I'm burning it, see... |
01:07:00 |
- Oh, I won't, won't I? |
01:07:03 |
Because I trust you. |
01:07:06 |
We are partners in this forever. |
01:07:10 |
We'll be rich if I have to cut out your heart |
01:07:13 |
You can't scare me. |
01:07:15 |
Anything that happens to me, |
01:07:17 |
How would you like The Hook to find out |
01:07:20 |
- But The Hook won't find out. |
01:07:51 |
And this man who is now |
01:07:54 |
you say he performed here? |
01:07:57 |
- With a beautiful girl? |
01:08:00 |
- What kind of an act did he do? |
01:08:05 |
Impersonations? What sort? |
01:08:08 |
Well, to hear him tell it, |
01:08:12 |
An old hunchback, a young nobleman, |
01:08:16 |
an old gypsy. |
01:08:19 |
Gypsy? He imitated a gypsy, did he? |
01:08:23 |
That's the foul dog, all right! |
01:08:31 |
Let us make haste. |
01:08:33 |
I will cut out that rogue's tongue |
01:08:38 |
Wait, do not rush into a trap. |
01:08:39 |
You are going hoodman blind |
01:08:42 |
Steady, my young cockerel. |
01:08:44 |
I say La Roche will have you dance |
01:08:48 |
He has the Princess and he has the gypsy. |
01:08:52 |
By the Great Horn Spoon, you may be right. |
01:08:54 |
Round up the men |
01:08:57 |
I will go to La Roche |
01:09:00 |
and while I am there, |
01:09:03 |
in the liver of a certain slant-nosed gypsy. |
01:09:05 |
But, La Roche, you cannot trust him. |
01:09:07 |
But I have no proof that La Roche knows |
01:09:11 |
But I tell you this, |
01:09:14 |
you and the men are to storm the walls |
01:09:17 |
- Good. And what of the map? |
01:09:20 |
And if La Roche is innocent, |
01:09:24 |
The gypsy still has the map on him. |
01:09:54 |
But, honey, |
01:09:58 |
Oh, it's you. |
01:10:01 |
Forgive me, my dear partner, |
01:10:05 |
but you shouldn't make me angry. |
01:10:09 |
You must have been percolating |
01:10:12 |
That thing, the map! |
01:10:14 |
I told you we've got to get rid of it, |
01:10:16 |
This is practically a signed death warrant. |
01:10:18 |
You're right. Whoever is found |
01:10:22 |
They're not gonna find the map on me. |
01:10:26 |
Even if you tear it, it will not disappear. |
01:10:28 |
That's right. They might find the pieces. |
01:10:31 |
Burn it? You can't burn it now. |
01:10:34 |
Yeah, they might smell smoke |
01:10:37 |
I know what I'll do. |
01:10:38 |
Proclamation from the Governor! |
01:10:40 |
Hear ye. Hear ye! |
01:10:48 |
- Did you hear that? |
01:10:52 |
I'll get rid of this map if I have to eat it. |
01:10:55 |
- Say, that's a good idea. We'll eat it. |
01:10:59 |
Wait a minute. Why are you |
01:11:02 |
'Cause I'm smarter than you are, |
01:11:08 |
You wearing woolen underwear? |
01:11:11 |
Here's a drumstick. |
01:11:20 |
Hey, say... |
01:11:22 |
have you tried any of the colored parts? |
01:11:25 |
I'm still on the white meat. |
01:11:29 |
Give me another piece. I like it. |
01:11:38 |
Was your mother ever frightened by a goat? |
01:11:40 |
We're doing it the hard way, |
01:11:43 |
- I'm getting this map off my chest. |
01:11:50 |
Come on, lay that egg |
01:11:59 |
- Sylvester, are you in there? |
01:12:06 |
Quick, come on. |
01:12:10 |
Hurry, get in the closet. |
01:12:13 |
Sylvester, open. |
01:12:15 |
Here, in case you get hungry. |
01:12:22 |
Sylvester, open up. |
01:12:31 |
Come, Sylvester... |
01:12:33 |
I want you to take a walk with me. |
01:12:42 |
Sylvester, will you help me |
01:12:46 |
You won't be afraid |
01:12:51 |
What was your impression of Capt. Barat? |
01:12:55 |
You know, The Hook. |
01:12:58 |
My impression exactly. |
01:13:01 |
But suppose his story is true... |
01:13:03 |
and the culprit who stole the map |
01:13:09 |
Whatever gave you that idea? |
01:13:10 |
What's the matter, man? |
01:13:13 |
I think I'm breaking out. |
01:13:17 |
- I better go on a diet. |
01:13:20 |
I was often troubled myself |
01:13:23 |
I take such a bath every night. |
01:13:26 |
- You and I are gonna take a bath together? |
01:13:29 |
I'll scrub your back |
01:13:33 |
I don't like the odds. |
01:13:38 |
- Quite a tasty layout you have here. |
01:13:42 |
My need for money is great. |
01:13:44 |
That's why it is important |
01:13:49 |
Didn't you know? Come along. |
01:13:55 |
Convertible top. |
01:14:05 |
You monster. |
01:14:15 |
- Come, Sylvester. |
01:14:25 |
Come, man, the water is just right. |
01:14:28 |
Remove your undergarments. |
01:14:31 |
I'm bashful. |
01:14:34 |
Oh, come, come. |
01:14:38 |
Take it off. |
01:14:39 |
No, I like to keep it on. |
01:14:43 |
Stand back. Here I come! |
01:14:46 |
Come on. |
01:15:00 |
- Sylvester, where are you? |
01:15:05 |
- Sylvester. |
01:15:08 |
Sylvester, listen to me. |
01:15:11 |
Here! |
01:15:14 |
- Stop it, man. What are you doing? |
01:15:17 |
Here it is. I'll soap your back first. |
01:15:21 |
What's the matter with you? |
01:15:27 |
What are you doing? What is it? |
01:15:44 |
Curse you for a lubberly oaf! |
01:15:48 |
This is the last time |
01:15:50 |
What do you mean, |
01:15:52 |
- What's the idea? Wanna get in trouble? |
01:15:55 |
- Careful, Barat, he's my guest. |
01:15:57 |
- He is the gypsy. |
01:16:00 |
I can prove what I say. |
01:16:05 |
Wait a minute, I'm coming out. Wait. |
01:16:08 |
This dog will talk or I'll slit his gullet. |
01:16:13 |
or I'll carve your hide to ribbons. |
01:16:16 |
The map! |
01:16:17 |
- He had it tattooed on his chest! |
01:16:20 |
- You see, La Roche? |
01:16:23 |
- Luckily the gallows are ready. |
01:16:26 |
- Go ahead. |
01:16:28 |
Come to think of it, I can't. |
01:16:34 |
Hold it! |
01:16:37 |
Stop him! Don't let him get away, Barat. |
01:16:43 |
Slit his gullet. |
01:16:48 |
Stop him. |
01:16:53 |
What's the meaning of this? |
01:16:54 |
Quick, my chest. |
01:16:57 |
- What is it? |
01:16:59 |
I'll tell them it was a mirage. |
01:17:01 |
- What are you trying to do? |
01:17:04 |
- Who's that at the door? |
01:17:43 |
Wait a minute, Hooky, old boy, |
01:17:57 |
There, Mr. Hook. That squares our account. |
01:18:00 |
I have your map and your life. |
01:18:03 |
- Stop reading my mind. |
01:18:06 |
I'm an artist |
01:18:08 |
- and I have a plan for our escape. |
01:18:11 |
- I bet this time we chew each other up. |
01:18:15 |
- Now wait a minute, I got a plan, too. |
01:18:19 |
I hate arguments, don't you? |
01:18:34 |
If I didn't know who you was, |
01:18:37 |
Say, maybe this is the eighth face |
01:18:42 |
Where are we going? |
01:18:44 |
I've got to get you and the map out. |
01:18:46 |
You take the map and I'll get the girl. |
01:18:53 |
- Halt. |
01:18:55 |
or I'll slit your gullet |
01:18:58 |
Begging your pardon. |
01:19:01 |
Quiet! You mangy hound, a pox on you! |
01:19:04 |
- I'll carve thy filthy hide into ribbons. |
01:19:10 |
Come, my proud beauty! A pox on you. |
01:19:13 |
Avast, ahoy, you'll come with me |
01:19:18 |
Sylvester, what's the matter with you? |
01:19:19 |
Where did you pick up |
01:19:22 |
- You didn't fool her. |
01:19:24 |
Now I understand. |
01:19:26 |
Yeah, that's the general idea. |
01:19:29 |
I've got brains. We better get out of here, |
01:19:46 |
Halt! Stop those men. |
01:19:51 |
Where you going? |
01:19:54 |
You dare speak to The Hook that way? |
01:19:57 |
- The whole scurvy lot of you. |
01:19:59 |
Away, La Roche, a pox on thee. |
01:20:03 |
You can have the blasted map |
01:20:05 |
All I want is the blasted gal. |
01:20:10 |
You're not leaving, my good friend. |
01:20:12 |
By the bait or spoon, |
01:20:15 |
Ye dare stand in my way |
01:20:18 |
and I'll rip out your innards. |
01:20:20 |
So you're frightened. |
01:20:26 |
No wonder. "Made in Japan." |
01:20:29 |
Enough of this masquerade. |
01:20:31 |
- To the dungeons with them. |
01:20:35 |
How did you know? |
01:20:45 |
Wait till I get you outside. |
01:21:41 |
Have no fear, Captain. |
01:21:43 |
- We'll wipe out these curs and set sail. |
01:21:46 |
- Aye. |
01:21:58 |
Carry Capt. Barat to the ship at once. |
01:22:01 |
This wench, take her along, too, |
01:22:38 |
- Capt. Barat, and wounded. |
01:22:41 |
That fat pig must think me dead. |
01:22:43 |
But I shall return and teach him differently. |
01:22:48 |
Remove your shoes. |
01:23:02 |
Capt. Barat, you've been hurt. |
01:23:04 |
Aye, I'll flay their bones, a pox on them all. |
01:23:07 |
La Roche shall pay for this treachery. |
01:23:10 |
Say, that might be pretty good, |
01:23:13 |
- Stand guard till we cast off. |
01:23:15 |
Better make haste, |
01:23:18 |
La Roche, a pox on him, I'll flay his bones. |
01:23:20 |
I'll slit his gullet, |
01:23:23 |
I'll carve him to ribbons, I'll slay his gullet. |
01:23:29 |
I'll rip open his gizzard. |
01:23:33 |
and let the crows pick out his eyes. |
01:23:37 |
and hang La Roche from his own gallows. |
01:23:40 |
- Stand guard till we cast off. |
01:23:43 |
Stand by yon main topsail halyards! |
01:23:48 |
Hang sheets and places. |
01:23:50 |
Captain, we stand ready to sail. |
01:23:53 |
- What orders? |
01:23:55 |
Avast the mainsail, hoist the rudder... |
01:23:58 |
scuttle the portholes, unfurl the anchor, |
01:24:02 |
Any questions? I mean, aye! |
01:24:04 |
Methinks, Captain, the blow on thy head |
01:24:08 |
Methinks a little rest. |
01:24:10 |
Methinks so, too. |
01:24:13 |
- and head north for Jamaica. |
01:24:16 |
But, Captain, the treasure lies south. |
01:24:18 |
To the north lies danger. |
01:24:21 |
We're always certain of friends in the south. |
01:24:24 |
Oh, a Democrat? |
01:24:31 |
Fetch me the Princess Margaret. |
01:24:34 |
- I've got the Parcheesi board all set up. |
01:24:57 |
Let go of your forward lines. Down helm. |
01:25:04 |
Well done, Pedro. |
01:25:06 |
We're under sail |
01:25:09 |
Head due south. |
01:25:11 |
But Captain, |
01:25:13 |
You're not here to question, but to obey. |
01:25:16 |
- South, I say. |
01:25:19 |
- Head due south. |
01:25:23 |
- Captain, here is Princess Margaret. |
01:25:27 |
I'll settle with her later. |
01:25:28 |
- But, Captain I thought you told... |
01:25:30 |
Does everybody aboard |
01:25:32 |
Take her below! |
01:25:37 |
Why do you stare? |
01:25:39 |
Anybody would think |
01:25:44 |
I will dress. Perhaps then |
01:26:00 |
Where's the Princess? |
01:26:01 |
- I put her in irons as you ordered. |
01:26:04 |
Irons? I told you to bring her to my cabin. |
01:26:07 |
- Hurry or I'll slit your gullet. |
01:26:12 |
Give me that bottle. |
01:26:16 |
Aye, hatch the poop deck. |
01:26:27 |
- What's going on here? |
01:26:30 |
What? You stupid pig! |
01:26:32 |
- Put her in irons! |
01:26:35 |
- Put her in irons. |
01:26:39 |
Hear this, you men, |
01:26:42 |
until I give the order. Understand? |
01:26:51 |
Where's the Princess? |
01:26:56 |
- Well, where is she? |
01:26:59 |
- Have him bring her back. Immediately! |
01:27:02 |
Begging your pardon, Captain... |
01:27:04 |
but didn't you just have your underwear on? |
01:27:07 |
I still got it on. What am I, a nudist? |
01:27:15 |
Here she is, Captain. |
01:27:17 |
What, again? Take her away. |
01:27:19 |
Take her away, you bumbling baboon. |
01:27:25 |
Where's the Princess? |
01:27:27 |
Who do you think you're monkeying |
01:27:29 |
H-O-O-K-E. Fetch me the Princess. |
01:27:32 |
I grow impatient. |
01:28:35 |
For a minute, I thought it was busted. |
01:28:54 |
- So, gypsy, we meet again. |
01:28:58 |
- Am I? |
01:29:06 |
You know, Sylvester... |
01:29:07 |
I feel that all these terrible things that have |
01:29:11 |
Isn't that funny, I feel the same way. |
01:29:14 |
I'm going to do something |
01:29:17 |
It better be good. |
01:29:20 |
You got a nail file? |
01:29:22 |
Sylvester, I was saving this for myself. |
01:29:26 |
- It contains only one bullet. |
01:29:29 |
Make it fast. I don't want to watch you die. |
01:29:31 |
Oh, no, Sylvester. |
01:29:33 |
At least I know |
01:29:36 |
But you, I shudder to think |
01:29:40 |
- Here. |
01:29:44 |
- Close your eyes and I'll shoot you. |
01:29:48 |
- I'll shoot you. |
01:29:50 |
- Where are you going to do it? |
01:29:54 |
- Right through the brain. |
01:29:56 |
Couldn't you just shoot me in the foot |
01:30:12 |
Goodbye, my dear. This is fini. |
01:30:15 |
The curtain rings down |
01:30:17 |
Not to cheering crowds, |
01:30:20 |
- But... |
01:30:23 |
- But Sylvester, I didn't shoot you. |
01:30:34 |
It must be La Roche, he's trailed us. |
01:30:37 |
He'll have his revenge this night. Fire at will. |
01:30:40 |
Blast them from the sea. |
01:30:49 |
'Tis The Hook's ship. |
01:30:52 |
Return fire! |
01:31:07 |
Sylvester, the cannon have stopped. |
01:31:11 |
- They're boarding us now. |
01:31:14 |
You're wanted on deck, my lady. You, too. |
01:31:17 |
- Lf I wasn't chained... |
01:31:20 |
Yeah, La Roche. |
01:31:31 |
Well, what do you know, |
01:31:34 |
Now that I've got the chance... |
01:31:36 |
I want to tell you, all the time you |
01:31:40 |
I bet you thought I was scared, |
01:31:44 |
- Boo! |
01:31:47 |
Well, Featherhead. |
01:31:49 |
- Don't worry about a thing. I'll get you out. |
01:32:00 |
Father! |
01:32:03 |
Thank heaven you're unharmed, my child. |
01:32:05 |
How do you like that? The King. |
01:32:08 |
How's the Queen and all the little Jacks? |
01:32:11 |
I just... |
01:32:13 |
- Father, how did you ever find me? |
01:32:17 |
La Roche is my prisoner. |
01:32:18 |
He turned blubbering coward |
01:32:20 |
He told all and gave me the course... |
01:32:22 |
The Hook must sail |
01:32:25 |
And now, my child, |
01:32:27 |
You mean, you're taking me back? |
01:32:29 |
I've learned the futility |
01:32:32 |
Marry whom you wish. |
01:32:34 |
Oh, Father. You'll not regret this. |
01:32:39 |
I love him, though he's but a commoner, |
01:32:43 |
- But he's so kind, so noble, and so... |
01:32:49 |
And he's right here on this ship. |
01:32:52 |
Of course, I'm not working steady, |
01:32:55 |
- A little dowry, you'll never miss it... |
01:32:59 |
Darling! |
01:33:03 |
My darling. |
01:33:13 |
Stick around, son, |
01:33:16 |
How do you like that? |
01:33:19 |
and a bit player from Paramount |
01:33:22 |
- This is the last picture I do for Goldwyn. |
01:33:26 |
- Don't make a meal out of it. |