Princess Diaries 2 Royal Engagement The

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00:00:21 (man) Although your diplomas
00:00:25 You are all going out
00:00:30 I now proudly present
00:00:33 this year's Woodrow Wilson School
00:00:39 graduating class.
00:00:56 Go, go, go.
00:00:58 - Bye. We love you.
00:01:01 - Thank your mom for all the cookies, OK?
00:01:13 (Mia) Dear diary.
00:01:15 Well, it's me. Brand-new
00:01:20 Oh, I can't believe it's been five years
00:01:22 since Grandma told me
00:01:26 Me? A... a princess? Shut up.
00:01:33 And right after that,
00:01:35 by marrying my high-school teacher,
00:01:39 It must be going well,
00:01:44 Lilly's remained the same,
00:01:47 but now as a graduate
00:01:50 Which she calls "Berserkeley. "
00:01:54 "How's Michael?” you may ask.
00:01:56 Well, we're just friends now, as he
00:02:01 Princess Mia.
00:02:03 Look out the window,
00:02:15 Oh, there it is. My beautiful Genovia.
00:02:20 Of course, I'm completely excited to be
00:02:25 (man) Genovia One has landed.
00:02:27 (Mia) Grandma Clarisse will step down
00:02:30 and I'll be taking over, since I'm now 21.
00:02:33 Mira, la princesa Mia.
00:02:35 It's the princess from America! Hi.
00:02:38 (man) Viva la princesa.
00:02:39 I know I studied diplomacy
00:02:43 there is no course in "Queen,"
00:02:48 But Grandma's going to help me, and
00:02:53 Of course, I wonder... will I ever be ready?
00:02:56 In the meantime, I'm going to live
00:03:01 and eventually sit on a throne
00:03:05 Is that scary or what?
00:03:07 Well, maybe Fat Louie
00:03:13 Her Royal Highness Princess Amelia
00:03:18 has arrived.
00:03:21 Welcome home, Princess.
00:03:24 And her royal pussycat, Sir Fat Louie.
00:03:32 The one downer in my fairy tale
00:03:36 Countess Puck of Austria.
00:03:41 However, this evening
00:03:44 and our tradition says I have to dance
00:03:49 So maybe I'll meet
00:03:56 (woman) The queen is coming.
00:03:58 Here she comes. Look alive.
00:04:01 Places.
00:04:04 She'll have a double-door entrance.
00:04:06 The eagle is flying.
00:04:09 She's in the foyer.
00:04:28 Beautiful.
00:04:30 But you're late, Your Majesty.
00:04:32 A queen is never late.
00:04:37 Of course.
00:04:39 (man) Her Majesty
00:04:42 Queen of Genovia.
00:04:45 (fanfare)
00:05:00 Greetings, good friends.
00:05:02 I am delighted
00:05:05 (# chamber music)
00:05:11 - Thank you.
00:05:15 Ah, good.
00:05:18 Many of you will remember King Rupert's
00:05:24 (all) King Rupert. May he rest in peace.
00:05:27 Will you please
00:05:30 of Princess Mia's 21st birthday.
00:05:35 Presenting Her Royal Highness
00:05:41 Princess of Genovia.
00:05:45 (drumroll)
00:05:49 (fanfare)
00:06:03 To Princess Mia.
00:06:05 (all) To Princess Mia.
00:06:12 - It happens all the time.
00:06:15 - And happy birthday.
00:06:21 (speaks Greek)
00:06:24 - Oh, I don't speak Greek.
00:06:28 - And you obviously don't speak English.
00:06:31 One, two, three.
00:06:34 One, two, three. One, two, three.
00:06:37 - One, two...
00:06:39 Sorry.
00:06:40 (muttering in French)
00:06:46 - Have you met the princess yet?
00:06:50 I got a hello and a goodbye.
00:07:02 - I saw that.
00:07:05 (squealing)
00:07:07 Oh, I've missed you.
00:07:09 - Sebastian.
00:07:11 - Sheila.
00:07:14 - What have you been up to?
00:07:17 Oh, your foot. I'm so sorry. Are...
00:07:20 Are you all right?
00:07:21 I'll survive, Your Highness.
00:07:23 The fault was entirely my own. I apologize.
00:07:26 Are you sure you don't want to
00:07:30 No, no. These shoes
00:07:32 The swelling should help them fit better.
00:07:43 Hey, get a load of this guy.
00:07:47 Shimmy shimmy.
00:07:51 Hey, hey, hey. Bitte.
00:07:52 - You are a beautiful dancer.
00:07:56 Like a deer.
00:07:58 Or a chipmunk in the forest.
00:08:01 Looks like he's trying to land a plane.
00:08:04 Woodland animals
00:08:08 May I?
00:08:13 - Your timing is impeccable. Thank you.
00:08:17 Mia. I like to be called Mia.
00:08:20 And you are?
00:08:22 Nicholas. Just Nicholas.
00:08:24 Well, I'm very glad to see that my
00:08:28 I'm sorry I stepped on your foot.
00:08:31 You can step on my foot anytime.
00:08:35 Aww.
00:08:41 It is Prince Jacques' turn.
00:08:48 Your Highness.
00:08:52 If this were my party,
00:08:57 That's Prince Jacques.
00:09:00 He's a very precocious prince.
00:09:02 He wears aftershave
00:09:06 May I blow in your ear?
00:09:09 Can you reach it?
00:09:13 Princess, there's someone
00:09:17 Charlotte, how many
00:09:19 Only two left, Your Highness.
00:09:23 - Cake, ladies?
00:09:25 Oh, Your Highness, pardon me,
00:09:27 It's fine, it's fine.
00:09:31 Thank you so much.
00:09:33 You should be more careful,
00:09:37 Somebody might try
00:09:39 Oh, I hope not.
00:09:44 Someone like me.
00:09:47 Welcome back to "Eggs with Elsie. "
00:09:50 I'm Elsie Kentworthy,
00:09:54 Hi. How's it going?
00:09:57 - So sorry, I thought I was alone.
00:10:00 I'm Brigitte, if it pleases you.
00:10:02 - And I'm Brigitta, Miss.
00:10:06 And, please, you don't...
00:10:09 - Not like this? How do you like it, then?
00:10:13 No, no, no, I didn't mean, like, you know...
00:10:15 No, no, not that way. I didn't mean it, um...
00:10:18 The queen bids you good morning,
00:10:22 - OK.
00:10:24 Yeah. Um...
00:10:27 - How do you turn off the curtsies?
00:10:29 Enough bowing. Back to your chores.
00:10:32 Her Majesty will meet you
00:10:35 - OK.
00:10:38 But you're welcome
00:10:40 No, no, no, no, it's fine. It's...
00:10:41 Hey, can I explore
00:10:45 - Of course.
00:10:47 Oh. Well, you've met Maurice.
00:10:50 (Mia) Hey, Mo.
00:10:51 The throne room, in an hour.
00:10:54 The parliament of Genovia is in session.
00:10:59 Viscount Mabrey, you have the floor.
00:11:01 (man) Monsieur Mabrey, s'il vous plaît.
00:11:03 As we all know, the 21st birthday
00:11:10 is indeed a matter
00:11:13 It signifies that this young person
00:11:18 Indeed, we are well aware of this, Viscount.
00:11:22 The queen has already
00:11:25 intends to learn more at her side
00:11:30 It was not Princess Mia
00:11:55 Oh, wow.
00:12:01 King Chevalier
00:12:04 was the great-great-great-grandfather of...
00:12:09 Hello?
00:12:11 Ah... Oh.
00:12:14 (clears throat)
00:12:16 Proceed.
00:12:22 (gasps)
00:12:27 Nice.
00:12:33 Hello?
00:12:54 (Mabrey) So.
00:12:55 As of the 20th of October last year,
00:13:00 on the occasion of his 21st birthday,
00:13:04 another Genovian of the royal bloodline
00:13:10 What?
00:13:12 My nephew, Lord Devereaux.
00:13:15 I beg your pardon?
00:13:17 My nephew's mother was my wife's sister.
00:13:22 Therefore, Your Majesty,
00:13:25 that my nephew
00:13:29 as Genovia's rightful king.
00:13:35 Shut up.
00:13:38 I beg your pardon?
00:13:39 - I mean...
00:13:44 "Taisez-vous" veut dire...
00:13:46 In America, it's like
00:13:48 - "Fantastique," "Superbe," "Oy vey. "
00:13:51 But isn't Princess Mia
00:13:55 Not yet.
00:13:56 Genovian law states
00:14:00 before she can take the throne.
00:14:02 (Clarisse) We have never
00:14:05 A man doesn't have to marry to be king.
00:14:08 I mean, this is the 21st century,
00:14:11 My granddaughter should
00:14:15 Yeah!
00:14:21 Genovia shall have no queen
00:14:28 Lord Palimore?
00:14:29 That is the law of Genovia
00:14:35 Princess Mia is not qualified to rule
00:14:39 Forgive me, Your Majesty.
00:14:42 Not all of us are sure that the princess
00:14:45 is the most suitable choice
00:14:51 (all) Ooh!
00:14:53 Now, now, gentlemen, gentlemen. Please.
00:14:55 I suggest this honored body
00:14:58 allow Princess Mia one year,
00:15:01 during which time she must marry,
00:15:03 or she forfeits the throne
00:15:07 What? No.
00:15:09 - I object. I object most strongly.
00:15:12 - 60 days.
00:15:14 60 days?
00:15:15 30 days.
00:15:19 How could parliament expect me
00:15:23 It's like it's a big trick to get me
00:15:28 No.
00:15:30 No, there's no...
00:15:33 An arranged marriage is my only choice.
00:15:36 What kind of person
00:15:42 Uh...
00:15:43 You agreed to an arranged marriage.
00:15:46 - Right.
00:15:50 And it turned out quite splendidly.
00:15:54 He was my best friend.
00:15:58 I'm sure, Grandma, but...
00:16:01 I dream of love, not fondness.
00:16:05 But you don't have to do this, Mia.
00:16:12 This is so unfair.
00:16:21 (man's voice) Amelia.
00:16:24 (both) Courage is not the absence of fear,
00:16:29 (alone) but rather the judgment
00:16:34 than fear.
00:16:40 There are 550 years
00:16:44 And I will be up there
00:16:51 I'm sure I want my chance
00:16:56 Spoken like a true queen.
00:17:05 You, my boy, a true-born Genovian.
00:17:09 You should be our king.
00:17:11 I agree.
00:17:13 But how can we make it happen?
00:17:18 Give me one of your arrows.
00:17:20 I'm going to show you a trick that
00:17:24 Niccolò Machiavelli.
00:17:25 I can make this dart
00:17:33 (yells)
00:17:37 Yes, but that is cheating.
00:17:40 You've got it.
00:17:43 Lord Devereaux will be arriving shortly,
00:17:47 Yes, Your Majesty.
00:17:49 - Your Majesty.
00:17:51 I know Lionel is the prime minister's
00:17:55 because he wants to learn about security.
00:17:58 But he never leaves my side.
00:18:02 It won't last very long.
00:18:06 - He wants an audience with you.
00:18:08 Now.
00:18:10 Lionel?
00:18:14 Short.
00:18:16 I don't know if you've met
00:18:19 and Priscilla and Olivia, my lady's maids.
00:18:23 I'm doing a background check on Olivia.
00:18:24 Oh, that's not necessary, Lionel.
00:18:28 Everybody in this room
00:18:31 Of course, of course.
00:18:33 - Your Majesty?
00:18:36 I would gladly take a bullet for you.
00:18:39 Oh, how brave.
00:18:41 Most interns don't even
00:18:44 The limousine is at the gates, madam.
00:18:54 (Clarisse) The viscount
00:18:57 Joseph, I want you to protect him
00:19:00 - Of course. Lionel.
00:19:03 So is this all right to welcome
00:19:05 Very appropriate. And pretty.
00:19:09 Oh, I can't believe
00:19:11 who's trying to steal the throne
00:19:14 Oh, no, parliament didn't invite him.
00:19:17 I did.
00:19:19 Wha...
00:19:20 I offered to have him
00:19:24 - Excuse me.
00:19:26 No. If there's any mischief going on,
00:19:37 (Mabrey) It's not a very difficult job,
00:19:39 You just have to open the door
00:19:42 - Hello, I'm here to welcome you.
00:19:47 I just so don't want
00:19:50 I mean, he is rude,
00:19:53 Ah, well, have you met him?
00:19:56 - No.
00:19:58 Yeah, but he probably is, Grandma.
00:20:01 Like, now, all of a sudden, out of nowhere,
00:20:06 - What is that about?
00:20:09 Whatever he is, we will be charm itself.
00:20:11 We will present ourselves
00:20:15 (man) Announcing Viscount Mabrey
00:20:24 (Mabrey) Your Majesty.
00:20:26 - Your Highness.
00:20:30 Ma'am, may I introduce my nephew,
00:20:35 Nicholas. We are delighted
00:20:38 Your Majesty, the pleasure is all mine.
00:20:41 And thank you so much
00:20:44 May I present my granddaughter Mia.
00:20:48 Your Highness.
00:20:53 Mia, would you care to welcome our guest?
00:21:01 Lord Nicholas.
00:21:06 (Lionel sniggers)
00:21:10 She always does that.
00:21:12 Uh...
00:21:13 I will personally
00:21:16 and I'll be with you
00:21:21 An accident.
00:21:23 Of course.
00:21:26 She's training to be a flamenco dancer.
00:21:33 Would you care to explain
00:21:36 Sorry.
00:21:38 I, uh, have met Lord Nicholas, actually.
00:21:42 Yep. At the ball. Didn't know
00:21:47 We danced, and I flirted.
00:21:50 I feel so stupid right now.
00:21:53 I see. Well, as your queen
00:21:58 As a grandma, I say, "right on. "
00:22:04 Now, if you'll come with me,
00:22:07 - Oh, yeah.
00:22:10 Uh... Yeah.
00:22:12 Thank you, culinary people.
00:22:14 (whispers) I'll be back.
00:22:17 The renovations for your suite
00:22:20 Should have been ready for you
00:22:23 but unfortunately we asked
00:22:28 It's a good lesson. Nepotism
00:22:37 This is your very own suite.
00:22:41 - Are you serious? This is...
00:22:46 (gasps)
00:22:48 - This is my room?
00:22:52 Oh, Grandma.
00:22:55 This is very nice.
00:22:58 Good.
00:23:06 We just made the bed.
00:23:09 This is so cool.
00:23:13 (Clarisse) Ah, Fat Louie. I think
00:23:18 There's more.
00:23:30 - Is that mine?
00:23:34 OK.
00:23:36 I have my own mall.
00:23:41 Ooh, very nice shoes.
00:23:44 (Clarisse) I'm glad you like it.
00:23:49 Oh.
00:23:55 They're charming. I love these.
00:23:58 What do you think? Grandma?
00:24:00 I'm here.
00:24:03 Oh, hello. Ooh, love that.
00:24:05 - This is...
00:24:09 656.
00:24:19 Um... They're a little... gorgeous.
00:24:26 (Clarisse) I had a selection
00:24:29 They're yours to borrow,
00:24:34 Now for the best surprise of all.
00:24:43 Wow.
00:24:45 Gorgeous, Grandma. But kind of a letdown
00:24:49 (screams)
00:24:52 (squealing)
00:24:58 - You're here.
00:24:59 - You're in Genovia.
00:25:01 - You're in my closet.
00:25:03 - You're blonde.
00:25:05 I'm so glad to see you.
00:25:07 I think this is
00:25:10 I think I'll let you two ladies
00:25:12 (Mia) I can't believe you're here.
00:25:14 - Just a little while ago.
00:25:16 By the way... I'm getting married.
00:25:18 - To who?
00:25:22 (Charlotte) Baron Johann Klimt.
00:25:24 (Clarisse) No, not appropriate.
00:25:28 (Mia gasps)
00:25:29 Yes. Oh, yes,
00:25:34 Prince William. He's not eligible,
00:25:39 Oh.
00:25:40 If he's not eligible,
00:25:44 - I just love to look at him.
00:25:48 - Your Majesty.
00:25:50 - (Charlotte) Antoine Suisson of Paris.
00:25:54 Plays the harp. No title, but good family.
00:25:57 - What about the title "husband"?
00:25:59 Mm. His boyfriend
00:26:02 Right on.
00:26:02 No matter. Put him on
00:26:07 (Charlotte) Next.
00:26:09 (Clarisse) Too old.
00:26:11 Too young.
00:26:12 - Does this popcorn taste like pears?
00:26:16 - (Joe) Arrested too many times.
00:26:18 We need someone titled,
00:26:19 someone who can help you run a country
00:26:24 Someone attractive, smart,
00:26:30 Someone with compassion.
00:26:32 Someone like him?
00:26:35 Yes. Someone very much like him.
00:26:38 Good choice, Mia.
00:26:42 - Andrew Jacoby.
00:26:45 Aw.
00:26:46 Well, he looks... decent.
00:26:50 (Charlotte) He was an Olympic swimmer,
00:26:55 and he's a pilot in the Royal Air Force.
00:27:02 - Can I do that?
00:27:05 - You ever take those shades off?
00:27:08 (Elsie) Here we are
00:27:12 And our two lovers have perfect weather
00:27:16 Along with Andrew's parents,
00:27:20 Must be rather hard
00:27:25 Oh, they're waving at us.
00:27:30 - My... Oh.
00:27:31 Wait, Mia. A princess
00:27:35 I got it.
00:27:38 Shall we have some tea?
00:27:41 - Your scarf, ma'am.
00:27:43 I think you might be clumsier than me.
00:27:50 Oh, good shot.
00:28:00 Oh.
00:28:01 No, no, let them bond. Let them bond.
00:28:05 - The glasses. Off.
00:28:07 - I'm coming, I'm coming, Princess.
00:28:09 Oh, there you go.
00:28:11 Ah.
00:28:13 Ah.
00:28:19 # They were smitten
00:28:21 # While playing badminton
00:28:24 # Where's my kitten
00:28:27 (# "A Love That Will Last"
00:28:32 # I want a little
00:28:35 # Something more
00:28:38 # Don't want the middle
00:28:40 # Or the one before
00:28:43 # I don't desire
00:28:46 # A complicated past
00:28:50 # I want a love that will last
00:28:56 (Andrew) Every marriage in my family
00:29:00 - Andrew?
00:29:01 Could you try to talk without moving your
00:29:05 Here we find our favorite new royal couple,
00:29:08 nestled under Genovia's famous pear tree.
00:29:11 - And I have something for you.
00:29:14 - No, my birthday was last week, and...
00:29:18 Cool. You know, film.
00:29:22 It's a film canister.
00:29:24 What's in the film canister? What's in it?
00:29:28 - Why don't you open it? You'll see.
00:29:34 Oh.
00:29:37 It was my great-grandmother's
00:29:40 She and my great-grandfather
00:29:43 So I...
00:29:45 I felt it could be lucky for us, maybe.
00:29:50 - Do I have to put it on myself?
00:29:53 - OK.
00:29:59 Oh, my goodness. It was a ring.
00:30:03 A royal proposal has been made.
00:30:08 Fly the lovebirds.
00:30:12 - You ready?
00:30:14 (man) Announcing the royal engagement
00:30:17 of Princess Mia and Andrew Jacoby,
00:30:37 Here, just like the princess.
00:30:55 (Nicholas) Uncle, I hate to say this,
00:30:57 Princess Mia has managed
00:31:01 Mia cannot possibly be happy
00:31:06 Your task is to romance her.
00:31:09 Show her what
00:31:12 A relationship filled with heat and passion.
00:31:17 - And change her mind about Andrew.
00:31:21 And the 30-day deadline expires,
00:31:26 And you're sure my father wanted this?
00:31:28 It was his dearest wish.
00:31:31 His last words to me were:
00:31:33 "Help him, Arthur.
00:31:39 I don't recall him
00:31:41 Well, you wouldn't.
00:31:44 But you do remember
00:31:46 Yes. Grandfather Nicholas.
00:31:48 No, no, no, no. Niccolò Machiavelli.
00:31:50 Power, my boy,
00:31:59 Here, kitty kitty kitty. Come here, kitty kitty.
00:32:02 Yes. Thank you.
00:32:05 Thank you.
00:32:06 - Oh, Your Highness.
00:32:08 (whispers) Andrew's plane just took off.
00:32:10 He said he'd call
00:32:12 He won't be gone long.
00:32:16 (whispers) I'm hiding
00:32:18 But I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:32:27 (whistles Rachmaninoff's
00:32:35 - Are you having second thoughts?
00:32:37 Actually, on the contrary.
00:32:40 It was Andrew's grandmother's.
00:32:42 You know, he really is so romantic.
00:32:47 Well, if you'll excuse me, I really
00:32:56 I'm sorry, is there something
00:32:59 No, no.
00:33:00 You are the one
00:33:04 Big feet?
00:33:06 Brigitte, I found her.
00:33:08 Uh, Brigitta.
00:33:10 (whispers) I'm not here.
00:33:11 It wasn't her. It was a ghost. Whoo...
00:33:15 Well, you know,
00:33:18 Fine. I danced with you. Call The Hague,
00:33:22 Mia, I would remind you
00:33:26 It was more than a minute.
00:33:29 Well, maybe a minute and a half.
00:33:32 Fine. It was a minute and a half,
00:33:36 because you didn't tell me who you were
00:33:39 Please pardon me, I just had
00:33:42 You see, usually, when I ask a woman
00:33:46 Oh. Well, aren't you just...
00:33:49 crafty.
00:33:50 - (Mrs. Kout) Let's look in the ballroom.
00:33:53 - I don't think she's in the ballroom.
00:33:54 Do you want to know
00:33:56 while you were doing your little lie dance?
00:33:58 - Lie dance?
00:33:59 - Yeah, that is exactly what you did.
00:34:02 (Mrs. Kout) I'll go look
00:34:04 (Brigitta) All right.
00:34:09 The lie dance is not the point.
00:34:11 - The point is that...
00:34:13 I...
00:34:15 The point is that I'm onto you. Oh boy,
00:34:20 - And what am I trying to do?
00:34:23 Oh, oh.
00:34:24 Please forgive the intrusion,
00:34:27 No, you don't... Uh...
00:34:31 (Joe) I'm told this Lord Devereaux boy
00:34:34 Recently graduated Cambridge,
00:34:36 plays polo and rugby,
00:34:41 - She was in a closet?
00:34:46 Does she have the makings of a queen?
00:34:48 Well, she's young,
00:34:51 The wedding invitations
00:34:54 - She and Andrew make a fine pair, I think.
00:34:56 She's very set on it, you know.
00:34:59 Clarisse, my dear.
00:35:03 (clears throat)
00:35:06 In less than a month,
00:35:08 and I will no longer
00:35:12 I think it's time we bring
00:35:17 - Oh, Joseph, I...
00:35:20 Yes, my dear. I would kneel
00:35:25 Joseph, there's a wedding to be planned.
00:35:28 Mia needs to win over the people
00:35:33 Perhaps it's time to consider
00:35:39 Oh.
00:35:40 Clarisse...
00:35:43 My darling, please think about it. Please.
00:35:50 I will.
00:35:55 (Mia) Dear diary. My queen
00:36:00 To fulfill one Genovian tradition,
00:36:05 through a ceremonial ring, which will
00:36:09 It's symbolic for lighting
00:36:13 (# "Fun In The Sun" by Steve Harwell)
00:36:14 # We all want a holiday
00:36:17 # Let's take a little time for a getaway
00:36:21 # It's all good, and better still
00:36:24 # We can go crazy and you know we will
00:36:27 # We'll have fun in the sun
00:36:31 # Everybody wants some
00:36:33 # Yeah, yeah
00:36:35 # Fun in the sun
00:36:38 # Everybody needs some
00:36:40 # Yeah, yeah
00:36:43 # Fun in the sun
00:36:45 # I'm talking about a good time
00:36:48 # Yeah, yeah
00:36:50 # Fun in the sun
00:36:52 # You know
00:36:53 Sorry.
00:36:56 They're here. The sparrow is flying.
00:36:58 Sorry, I'm sorry.
00:37:01 OK, sorry, got it, I got it.
00:37:03 You know what? I'm OK. I'm fine.
00:37:06 So...
00:37:07 - What are we learning today?
00:37:11 - Fascinating.
00:37:12 Get up. Get up. We only have about
00:37:16 Now, first of all,
00:37:19 It's a tremendous
00:37:23 You can say things like,
00:37:27 (# "Three Little Maids From School"
00:37:29 You can say, "I never wish
00:37:33 You can say,
00:37:37 # Pert as a schoolgirl well can be
00:37:39 # Filled to the brim with girlish glee
00:37:42 # Three little maids from school
00:37:43 # Everything is a source of fun
00:37:46 And you...
00:37:48 Are you sassing your grandma?
00:37:51 I would never sass you, Grandma.
00:37:53 This is also a way
00:37:58 We will have somebody come
00:38:01 and perhaps we can repair
00:38:05 This is for your table.
00:38:07 Thank you.
00:38:09 Thank you, Your Majesty.
00:38:11 You do this so well. They just adore you.
00:38:14 It's part of an ancient Genovian tradition.
00:38:19 One has to be fair and very honest.
00:38:22 Even if you can't help,
00:38:26 (woman) Citizen Jacqueline Grenough.
00:38:29 We will review
00:38:32 and someone will be in touch
00:38:36 Oh, merci, Your Majesty.
00:38:39 Here is a melon for your table.
00:38:41 Oh, merci, Jacqueline. C'est gentil.
00:38:45 (woman) Citizen Tiny Duval.
00:38:48 - Your Majesty.
00:38:50 May I present
00:38:53 - Princess Mia.
00:38:55 Thank you for seeing me today.
00:38:58 Thank you.
00:39:00 She's my favorite.
00:39:02 I hope you like omelets.
00:39:05 - May I?
00:39:09 Be careful.
00:39:11 - Aw, it's a chicken.
00:39:21 We have a chicken situation
00:39:29 Mia.
00:39:31 Yeah?
00:39:33 A princess never chases a chicken.
00:39:40 (Mia) Dear diary.
00:39:42 Tomorrow my stress level goes to 11,
00:39:46 The whole court
00:39:49 And I'm wearing a floor-length dress.
00:39:52 I also have to be ladylike
00:39:56 - I can't ride sidesaddle.
00:39:59 I couldn't ride sidesaddle either
00:40:01 and frankly, dear,
00:40:04 Herbie is my riding companion.
00:40:09 Herbie.
00:40:14 - It's a wooden leg.
00:40:17 That is impressively sneaky, Grandma.
00:40:21 Oh, no, it's a centuries-old idea.
00:40:24 - And you put the riding boot on it...
00:40:27 Our ancestors knew
00:40:29 You just drape your skirt over it
00:40:34 (man) Hear ye, hear ye.
00:40:36 Princess Amelia
00:40:40 reviews the Royal Guard of Genovia.
00:40:43 Now, the last time we spoke,
00:40:48 Sandy, gets easily spooked by snakes.
00:40:51 So let's get it really spooked,
00:40:55 This is a fake snake.
00:40:57 Oh, you're very observant.
00:40:59 That's rubber, yes.
00:41:03 I'm Nick. Viscount Mabrey's nephew.
00:41:05 Ah, the chap who's trying
00:41:08 I'm Andrew Jacoby. Nice to meet you.
00:41:10 Lilly Moscovitz, official best friend
00:41:16 Pleasure.
00:41:17 Atten... hurgh!
00:41:21 I like all these men wearing helmets.
00:41:24 Open ranks... hurgh!
00:41:27 (fanfare)
00:41:50 Sandy... Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:41:52 My goodness. Oh, my...
00:41:53 - Easy. Sandy, easy.
00:41:56 Princess. It's OK, Princess. I'm here.
00:42:03 No wonder she's so clumsy.
00:42:07 (laughs loudly)
00:42:11 Talk about getting off on the wrong foot.
00:42:14 (man) The ceremony has officially ended.
00:42:30 (crying)
00:42:34 You shouldn't hide.
00:42:36 It only makes them gossip more.
00:42:40 What do you want?
00:42:45 Just think, Mia. One more leg
00:42:50 I don't need this right now.
00:42:55 Mia, I'm...
00:42:57 I'm sorry, I...
00:42:59 No, you're not.
00:43:02 So just this once,
00:43:06 and not make me feel
00:43:08 - Just go away. Go away, go away...
00:43:13 Princess, excuse me.
00:43:18 Yes.
00:43:26 Nicholas.
00:43:28 Am I going to be disappointed in you?
00:43:33 Unfortunate incident, that.
00:43:36 I'm just leaving.
00:43:38 I'd like to speak
00:43:48 Viscount. You may not be aware of what
00:43:53 My job is to protect the crown,
00:43:58 To step in when someone toys
00:44:02 I think the entire country understands how
00:44:11 If you hurt my girl,
00:44:16 And whatever crimes
00:44:19 I have diplomatic immunity
00:44:22 Including Puerto Rico.
00:44:24 Sir, you will find that the word "fear"
00:44:28 Perhaps.
00:44:30 But it's in your eyes.
00:44:36 You forgot something.
00:44:41 - Au revoir, Pierre, et merci beaucoup.
00:44:44 Nicholas, I...
00:44:48 Of course, Your Majesty.
00:44:51 Why are you so against
00:44:55 Well, my uncle feels that
00:44:58 And you feel you do know the people?
00:45:01 Yes. I was born here,
00:45:05 I am a true Genovian.
00:45:07 Mia didn't even know
00:45:09 and to be frank,
00:45:13 Well, I happen to feel
00:45:17 She's terribly bright, sensitive, caring.
00:45:20 - I know that.
00:45:23 Yes. Yes, I do. But...
00:45:26 How can one rule the people
00:45:30 Touché. That's a very good question.
00:45:33 (# "Sempre Libera" by Verdi)
00:46:11 Opera's new rising star, Anna Netrebko.
00:46:18 Looks good enough to eat.
00:46:28 How are your grandchildren,
00:46:31 They're wonderful.
00:46:34 How are you? Good to see you.
00:46:37 How's your dachshund? Maury, right?
00:46:39 He is great.
00:46:44 (speaks Croatian)
00:46:48 Mia's doing well.
00:46:50 Some major mingling, I see.
00:46:54 A little higher, Olivia.
00:46:59 (woman) Mia.
00:47:01 - Did you happen to see who's here?
00:47:04 The king wannabe with Lady Elissa.
00:47:08 Oh.
00:47:09 Is she his... girlfriend?
00:47:11 Nicholas doesn't have girlfriends,
00:47:15 But attractive ones.
00:47:17 - You talk to him much?
00:47:20 We acknowledge each other.
00:47:26 - Andrew?
00:47:30 Yuck.
00:47:32 - Well, the camera's all ready to go, so...
00:47:36 Let's go this way.
00:47:38 No more straggling for me.
00:47:40 - You did very well, Mia. Very charming.
00:47:43 - Wait, wait, wait. The light is perfect.
00:47:45 - Just one more, please.
00:47:47 - Come on, please. One more.
00:47:49 Mia, one more picture...
00:47:52 Ah.
00:47:55 Hello. I'm Andrew Jacoby.
00:47:57 - Oh, hello. Lady Elissa.
00:48:00 - Lady Elissa.
00:48:02 Hello.
00:48:04 Elissa and I were just discussing
00:48:07 - She's received a Rhodes Scholarship.
00:48:10 Why not brag? You're an amazing woman.
00:48:12 Elissa, congratulations. You know, Andrew
00:48:18 - Oh, really? That's wonderful.
00:48:20 - Elissa was in the Peace Corps.
00:48:23 Andrew spent four months in Papua New
00:48:27 - Elissa single-handedly...
00:48:29 Elissa is actually trying to say something.
00:48:31 Andrew, would you like to get a drink?
00:48:34 I have a feeling they're going to start
00:48:38 I would absolutely love to. Excuse us.
00:48:40 You know, her horse actually is very huge.
00:48:42 - Oh, really?
00:48:49 - Fantastic party.
00:48:51 - You two make such a lovely couple.
00:48:54 - It's a shame you're not attracted to him.
00:48:58 You... I... Come back here.
00:49:00 (# "Miracles Can Happen" by Jonny Blu)
00:49:02 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:49:06 Jonny Blu.
00:49:08 (sings in Mandarin)
00:49:22 Come back here. You... you can't just
00:49:25 I will have you know
00:49:28 Well, obviously.
00:49:30 I am. He's... We are perfect for each other.
00:49:33 - He understands me...
00:49:37 I didn't hear you mention love.
00:49:40 - You are so jealous.
00:49:43 He's got to spend
00:49:48 I loathe you.
00:49:50 (gasps)
00:49:51 - I loathe you.
00:50:03 Wait. What are you doing?
00:50:05 You can't just go around kissing people.
00:50:07 - Particularly not engaged people.
00:50:09 - You want to kiss again?
00:50:11 No! Stop trying to confuse me.
00:50:13 What's confusing about a kiss?
00:50:16 You're just trying to make me like you
00:50:19 and so that you can have the crown. Oh!
00:50:21 Well, maybe I am, and...
00:50:25 You... You stay away from me.
00:50:32 Mia...
00:50:32 You know what?
00:50:35 Why don't you go underwater
00:50:39 Mia, careful... Mia.
00:50:48 Do I want to know?
00:50:50 I don't think so.
00:50:55 I'll be two seconds, Mia.
00:50:59 She's going to be a handful, isn't she?
00:51:01 You'll never be bored, Andrew.
00:51:04 Yes.
00:51:08 - Olivia, enough goodbyes.
00:51:11 - Eagle is leaving! Eagle is leaving!
00:51:14 Hushed tones.
00:51:19 (Clarisse) When are you going
00:51:24 Hiding in a closet
00:51:28 Coming out of a fountain dripping wet with
00:51:34 Do you think I plan
00:51:36 I lost it. Sometimes you just lose it.
00:51:39 You can't afford to lose it. Other people
00:51:44 People look up to us, and we're
00:51:48 Can you try to grasp that concept?
00:51:51 The concept is grasped.
00:51:53 The execution is a little elusive.
00:51:56 Oh, I would say so.
00:52:01 Try to get some sleep. You'll want
00:52:12 Good night.
00:52:16 Good night, Grandmother.
00:52:19 (mutters and grumbles)
00:52:27 Well, Maurice, it's just you and I.
00:52:31 Or are you upset with me too?
00:52:41 (shouts) Royal Guard of Genovia, fall in.
00:52:43 Big parade day.
00:52:45 Identify, Mustang personnel.
00:52:48 Why do you talk like that?
00:52:50 I'm Captain Kip Kelly of the Royal Guard.
00:52:53 What if we all talked like that?
00:52:55 (shouts) Lilly Moscovitz, best friend
00:53:02 That was very nicely done, Miss Lilly.
00:53:04 - It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:53:07 The prettiest girl is riding in the 'Stang.
00:53:11 - Flag?
00:53:13 Flag? Welcome.
00:53:14 Welcome, Viscount Mabrey.
00:53:17 Thank you, I am not a waving aficionado.
00:53:20 But I will wave our national flag
00:53:24 when a true Genovian king
00:53:29 King Nicholas.
00:53:32 Flag?
00:53:33 How do you feel today, my dear?
00:53:35 Honestly, Joe, not that great.
00:53:38 Well, would you feel better
00:53:41 - No, Joe.
00:53:43 - Come on, Joseph. We're already late.
00:53:47 Can't keep the people
00:53:51 Happy Independence Day, Genovia!
00:53:54 Here we are in Pyrus, capital of Genovia,
00:53:58 Here they come.
00:54:01 (crowd sings Genovian national anthem)
00:54:03 (Elsie) There's Prime Minister Motaz,
00:54:07 # Genovia, Genovia
00:54:09 (Elsie) People are coming
00:54:14 Here's the Mertz Marching Band,
00:54:20 And now, of course,
00:54:24 Also known as the "Leapers of Libbet. "
00:54:29 And now the queen, with Princess Mia.
00:54:35 (boy) Na-na, I don't like your braids.
00:54:40 (boy #2) Hey, thumb-sucker.
00:54:43 Stop the carriage.
00:54:49 What... what's going on? Mia?
00:54:52 - She's stopped the parade.
00:54:55 (Elsie) Uh-oh.
00:54:58 She's walking towards
00:55:01 - Hello, everybody.
00:00:07 Carolina.
00:00:09 And what are your names?
00:00:11 - John.
00:00:12 Did I see you messing with Carolina?
00:00:15 They were tugging on my braid.
00:00:19 Excuse me. These children are?
00:00:22 Most of them are orphans.
00:00:30 Kissing children. Hugging orphans.
00:00:33 What a vulgar, low,
00:00:39 Carolina.
00:00:40 Would you like to be a princess today?
00:00:43 I can't, I'm too little. Too piccola.
00:00:46 Oh, no. Because I declare
00:00:51 Well, why don't we get you a tiara,
00:00:54 and you can wave,
00:00:56 In fact, why don't you all take tiaras?
00:00:58 All? Give them all free tiaras?
00:01:01 - I'll take care of it later.
00:01:03 - (girl) Yo quiero una verde.
00:01:11 You won't be able to wave
00:01:14 - I can wave with this hand.
00:01:17 - (girl) I want the purple one.
00:01:19 - (boy #2) Can we be in the parade?
00:01:21 We could always use
00:01:24 OK, so...
00:01:27 To be a princess, you have
00:01:33 You've got to walk
00:01:36 So think tall, you gotta smile,
00:01:41 - So are you ready?
00:01:44 Ah, she's letting the children join her.
00:01:47 Not for everyone.
00:01:49 Drumroll, please.
00:01:50 (shouts) Give the princess a drumroll.
00:01:53 (drumroll)
00:01:55 (Kelly) Forward...
00:01:57 march!
00:01:59 (# "Breakaway" by Kelly Clarkson)
00:02:03 Just remember, you are a princess.
00:02:07 # I'll spread my wings
00:02:12 # I'll do what it takes 'til I touch the sky
00:02:16 # And I'll make a wish
00:02:18 # Take a chance, make a change
00:02:20 # And break away
00:02:23 There you go.
00:02:26 - Everybody having fun?
00:02:30 # But I won't forget all the ones that I love
00:02:34 # I'll take a risk
00:02:36 # Take a chance, make a change
00:02:38 # And break away
00:02:42 This has been Elsie Kentworthy and former
00:02:46 at the best Independence Day
00:02:50 Thanks to Princess Mia's special surprise.
00:02:53 May the rest of your day be sunny-side up.
00:02:57 (Mia) And so, gentlemen,
00:03:00 will be housed at the winter castle
00:03:05 The use of the castle as a resort
00:03:07 is sort of a perk
00:03:11 - Exactly.
00:03:13 Well, I'm going to de-perk it,
00:03:17 until money can be raised
00:03:19 I feel guilty
00:03:22 (whispers) We're going to have
00:03:24 Lord Crawley, how is your brother doing?
00:03:26 - I don't speak to my brother.
00:03:29 Well, I've hired him
00:03:32 - Mr. Crawley.
00:03:36 Gentlemen.
00:03:38 - Jerry.
00:03:40 Well, I look forward
00:03:43 But no one else's.
00:03:44 - Oh, I'll give you notes, because I'm part...
00:03:47 - I am part of this parliament.
00:03:49 - So what if I go skiing?
00:03:50 - Oh, and you're a couch potato.
00:03:51 - You're a couch potato.
00:03:52 - Couch potato. Couch potato.
00:03:55 - Couch...
00:03:57 The queen approves of the plan,
00:04:00 Now, gentlemen, I don't think it'll take
00:04:08 We're setting up
00:04:09 OK.
00:04:11 - Hello.
00:04:13 My hello's insignificant.
00:04:15 Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, come with me.
00:04:21 So.
00:04:22 - Are you crashing my bridal shower?
00:04:26 I wanted to tell you that I was very
00:04:30 Thank you.
00:04:37 I'm having a slumber party.
00:04:42 Congratulations on the children's center.
00:04:45 - Thank you. Thank you.
00:04:47 - She needs to get ready for the party.
00:04:50 Lenny, Squiggy, zip it.
00:04:52 Lilly? The princesses are arriving.
00:04:54 - Well, I should go and read my book.
00:04:57 - That's it.
00:04:59 Hello, hello. Elsie Kentworthy here.
00:05:02 Weeks before her wedding, Princess Mia,
00:05:06 has invited royal princesses
00:05:09 to her bridal shower slumber party.
00:05:13 Hello, Princess Lorraine.
00:05:15 - Oh, braces.
00:05:18 Oh.
00:05:20 That must make it more comfortable.
00:05:22 Hi, Charlotte.
00:05:23 Princess Aimee of Mallorca.
00:05:26 - Is this my party?
00:05:30 Oh.
00:05:32 (giggling and laughing)
00:05:36 (Mia) So I want thank you all very much
00:05:40 And now, I have a present for you.
00:05:44 It's time for mattress surfing!
00:05:46 (# "Let's Bounce"
00:05:50 # Time to get the party started
00:05:53 # Everybody's ready to
00:05:55 # So let's bounce
00:05:57 # And it's something new
00:05:59 # Let's bounce
00:06:00 # 'Cause we all want to
00:06:02 # Let's bounce
00:06:03 # Gonna have some fun
00:06:05 # Everybody, everyone
00:06:08 # Let's bounce
00:06:10 # Get the party on
00:06:11 # Let's bounce
00:06:13 # From dusk 'til dawn
00:06:15 # Let's shout
00:06:16 # Gonna all go there
00:06:18 # Everybody, everywhere
00:06:20 # You know we gotta make it bounce
00:06:23 # I'm ready, baby
00:06:25 # Let's bounce
00:06:29 (whispers)
00:06:30 # Let's bounce
00:06:37 (music stops)
00:06:39 Princess Aimee has to go potty.
00:06:53 (# "I Always Get What I Want"
00:06:55 # Everything that I got
00:06:58 # So get me what I want
00:07:01 # 'Cause I'm a big shot
00:07:03 I think I'll just have some milk
00:07:05 - Yes, Your Majesty.
00:07:08 - Quite a party, darling.
00:07:12 Oh, Rupert and the boys
00:07:16 King Rupert. May he rest in peace.
00:07:20 I did it too, you know. But a little differently.
00:07:23 Felix?
00:07:24 - I thought you never slide.
00:07:27 But I've done a lot of flying in my time.
00:07:31 (# "Trouble" by Pink)
00:07:34 Is she really going to do this?
00:07:38 May I?
00:07:41 Ha!
00:07:54 Ta-da.
00:07:56 # I've been working at the palace
00:07:59 # Just to pass the time away
00:08:02 # Can't you hear the bells a-ringing?
00:08:05 # Rise up so early in the morn
00:08:08 # Can't you hear the bells a-shouting?
00:08:11 # Maids, go do your chores
00:08:19 And now, to end our little show,
00:08:22 if we all give her a shout-out,
00:08:24 Her Majesty may sing us a song.
00:08:27 Thank you, no.
00:08:29 Queens rarely do karaoke.
00:08:32 Grandma, come on. The song
00:08:35 - Remember that? They loved it.
00:08:39 Mia had a CD made,
00:08:41 Clarisse, Clarisse,
00:08:44 Clarisse, Clarisse, Clarisse...
00:08:49 Some girls are fair,
00:08:53 Some have a well-bred air,
00:08:58 # Each one's a jewel, with a singular shine
00:09:02 # A work of art with its own rare design
00:09:09 # Dear little girl, you are terribly blessed
00:09:14 # But it's your heart of gold I love the best
00:09:18 # And that will be your crowning glory
00:09:23 # Your whole life through
00:09:27 # It'll always be your crowning glory
00:09:31 # The most glorious part
00:09:36 - # Of you
00:09:40 What did you do?
00:09:42 Well, I might have
00:09:44 But I don't know
00:09:47 Asana, now.
00:09:48 Grandma, just follow Asana and sing.
00:09:51 - # Some boys can walk
00:09:54 - # Strike an elegant pose
00:09:56 # Some seem to have no faults
00:09:58 - # But we never like those
00:10:00 - # They'll praise your eyes
00:10:04 # Call you more lovely than others by half
00:10:09 - # The one who's right
00:10:11 - # Will be honest and true
00:10:13 # And prize your heart of gold the way I do
00:10:17 # He'll know that
00:10:22 # Your whole life through
00:10:26 # Your love will see
00:10:31 # The most glorious part
00:10:35 # Of you
00:10:36 - # And you
00:10:39 # And you
00:10:40 Me?
00:10:42 Go on.
00:10:49 # That will be your crowning glory
00:10:52 # Darling, when they tell your story
00:10:57 # They'll call your heart of gold
00:11:01 # The most glorious part
00:11:05 # Of you
00:11:16 (Mabrey) Gretchen, hot water.
00:11:20 - What are you saying?
00:11:23 And she really cares about Genovia.
00:11:26 Maybe...
00:11:27 Well, maybe it wouldn't be so bad
00:11:30 Are you mad?
00:11:32 She believes in Genovia
00:11:35 to marry someone that
00:11:37 I can't believe that I am hearing this.
00:11:41 After all the effort that we have put in,
00:11:46 It wouldn't be nothing. Genovia would be
00:11:52 Ah.
00:11:54 You've fallen in love with her.
00:11:56 No.
00:11:57 No, Uncle, all that I'm asking...
00:11:59 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you listen.
00:12:03 What do you think will happen?
00:12:08 I put in the effort to make you a king,
00:12:10 not to have you marry a queen.
00:12:13 Don't worry, Uncle. That will never happen.
00:12:17 Oh, but you care for her.
00:12:19 Uncle, I just want us to stop
00:12:28 All right. If that's what you really want.
00:12:35 I just want your happiness, my boy.
00:12:39 Go to her.
00:12:41 Congratulate her.
00:12:44 And tell her that we surrender.
00:12:46 Thank you, Uncle.
00:13:01 Elsie Kentworthy, please.
00:13:11 (coughing)
00:13:13 That's enough flaming ones for now.
00:13:16 Are you sure I didn't burn you?
00:13:18 - (Lilly) Of course you did. Look at his coat.
00:13:21 You just sort of seared the sleeve. Look.
00:13:25 (Mia) Sorry.
00:13:27 (Nicholas whistling Rachmaninoff)
00:13:31 - Lilly?
00:13:33 - Can I talk to you for a second?
00:13:39 Look over there.
00:13:44 Should I shoo him? Should I shoo him?
00:13:49 I just want to talk to Nicholas for a second.
00:13:53 OK.
00:13:55 - Backing off, please. Andrew?
00:13:58 Why don't you go introduce
00:14:00 You know, just tell them
00:14:02 (Lilly) Yeah, I'd love
00:14:04 We can have those tasty
00:14:09 Would you like some help?
00:14:10 He's not the one she's marrying, is he?
00:14:12 Would you please try to keep up, Brigitta?
00:14:20 - Ready?
00:14:23 - Take your stance.
00:14:28 Elbow down. Just a bit.
00:14:33 Use your mouth as an anchor.
00:14:36 - Excuse me?
00:14:40 Good.
00:14:42 Relax this hand.
00:14:49 And breathe in.
00:14:54 Release.
00:14:57 Oh.
00:14:58 How did that feel?
00:15:02 Wonderful.
00:15:06 Wonderful.
00:15:08 Turn around.
00:15:16 I have to go. I really
00:15:21 You're leaving?
00:15:24 I think it's time I bowed out gracefully.
00:15:27 Don't you?
00:15:30 Goodbye.
00:15:33 - Bye.
00:15:44 Mia.
00:15:47 Could I see you one more time before I go?
00:15:51 Nicholas, I'm watched like a hawk.
00:15:54 Princess, Princess.
00:15:57 See?
00:15:59 I'll find a way.
00:16:01 Yes?
00:16:02 Um, nothing.
00:16:10 (crashing and clattering)
00:16:25 With only two and a half days left, Olivia,
00:16:32 Would you take
00:16:34 I have to check the orchestra selections.
00:16:36 And they asked you to approve a place
00:16:39 Very well.
00:16:47 (woman's voice) Our selections
00:16:50 (# waltz music)
00:17:11 (chuckles)
00:17:20 Have you been thinking about us?
00:17:28 Yes, I have.
00:17:32 I see.
00:17:34 If you'll excuse me.
00:17:36 No, Joseph.
00:17:40 Mia needs me now more than ever before.
00:17:42 It's the monarchy. I mean,
00:17:45 You know how it is.
00:17:47 You were never just my queen, Clarisse.
00:17:49 You were the someone that I wanted
00:17:52 But, if you prefer that I see you
00:18:00 - I shall oblige.
00:18:01 Your Majesty.
00:18:18 (music stops)
00:18:26 Your bed is turned down, Your Highness.
00:18:28 If you don't need anything else, Princess,
00:18:31 Oh. Well, enjoy yourselves, ladies.
00:18:34 Ah-ah-ah. What did we talk about?
00:18:36 No more curtsy.
00:18:38 We're going to supper.
00:18:40 Thank you.
00:18:42 - Hi, Miss Lilly.
00:18:44 I can announce myself. Lilly Moscovitz!
00:18:46 - Mia, look out your window.
00:18:48 Just look out your window.
00:18:55 Nicholas.
00:18:58 Nicholas, what are you doing?
00:19:01 (clears throat)
00:19:02 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, with hair so fine.
00:19:06 Come out your window,
00:19:12 The feat you ask, dear sir, isn't easy.
00:19:15 And I won't respond
00:19:18 So what does he want?
00:19:21 He wants me to climb down the vine.
00:19:22 - Well, do you want to?
00:19:24 - So go.
00:19:27 Mia, do something impulsive
00:19:31 Do you want a regular bachelorette party
00:19:34 or do you want a stroll in the moonlight
00:20:00 I always like a man in shades.
00:20:04 - Oh, Your Majesty.
00:20:06 Come in, come in.
00:20:09 This really is more romantic in books.
00:20:12 My foot is stuck.
00:20:16 (thud)
00:20:17 Oh, what was that?
00:20:22 # Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques
00:20:25 # Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
00:20:28 Your Majesty, we never got to finish
00:20:31 And there's more dancing, too.
00:20:33 # Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques
00:20:36 - # Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
00:20:38 - And there's a big finish.
00:20:41 (screaming)
00:20:42 (grunts of pain)
00:20:45 - I'm sorry. Did I hurt you again?
00:20:49 # Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines
00:20:52 # Ding, dang, dong
00:20:54 # Ding, dang, dong
00:21:00 What a pity we missed it at the party.
00:21:06 (Lilly) I'll cover for you. Go, Rapunzel, go.
00:21:21 - (Nicholas) Tell me your greatest desires.
00:21:25 - Isn't that the same?
00:21:27 But anyone can see your desires.
00:21:30 No one knows what's in your heart.
00:21:32 - Tell me something.
00:21:35 I love I Love Lucy reruns.
00:21:41 I used to pretend I was sick
00:21:44 - We all did that.
00:21:48 Sometimes, I put chocolate milk
00:21:52 I am deathly afraid of jellyfish.
00:21:56 I haven't danced with you
00:21:59 That's a fact. It's not a secret.
00:22:01 The secret is, is that...
00:22:04 I still want to.
00:22:06 (# "Love Me Tender" by Norah Jones)
00:22:14 # Love me tender
00:22:17 # Love me sweet
00:22:21 # Never let me go
00:22:27 # You have made
00:22:30 # My life complete
00:22:34 # And I love you so
00:22:41 # Love me tender
00:22:44 # Love me true
00:22:47 # All my dreams fulfill
00:22:54 # For, my darling
00:22:57 # I love you
00:23:01 # And I always will
00:23:06 Good morning.
00:23:11 - Good morning.
00:23:14 - We stayed out all night.
00:23:18 We stayed out all night.
00:23:25 Is that...
00:23:26 - There's a man in that boat.
00:23:28 Do you see that?
00:23:31 He's probably some fisherman, I suppose.
00:23:43 With a video camera?
00:23:46 - What?
00:23:48 No, Mia.
00:23:50 You know, it's really a shame he didn't
00:23:53 Mia, I have nothing to do with this. I swear.
00:23:56 Mia, please. Come on.
00:23:59 - That is not my boat.
00:24:02 But that is my horse. Mia...
00:24:06 Mia? Hello?
00:24:13 Good morning, my love.
00:24:15 I know it's a little early,
00:24:20 Things have been so pressured lately.
00:24:22 I was wondering
00:24:27 Lilly?
00:24:28 Good morning, Your Majesty.
00:24:31 - What... What are you doing here?
00:24:36 Mia.
00:24:37 Doors.
00:24:39 - What's going on?
00:24:44 (Elsie) And here's
00:24:47 After generations
00:24:51 Genovia finally has a world-class scandal.
00:24:54 Proving that we should have
00:24:58 Will Andrew Jacoby, Duke of Kenilworth,
00:24:59 still marry such
00:25:03 Or will Lord Nicholas Devereaux
00:25:05 It's out of the frying pan
00:25:09 Keep your eggs sunny-side up.
00:25:11 I'd like to tell her
00:25:13 Lilly.
00:25:14 - Could we have a moment alone?
00:25:29 So?
00:25:34 I got played.
00:25:39 A-ha.
00:25:41 Well, the big question is:
00:25:44 Do we still have a wedding?
00:25:48 - Andrew, I am so, so sorry.
00:25:51 Andrew, please wait.
00:25:54 Yes, but Mia,
00:25:57 I don't think you understand. I'm an
00:26:01 I really am. I've got plenty of friends,
00:26:07 I still think this marriage is a good idea.
00:26:11 Mia.
00:26:18 (cow moos)
00:26:21 The queen would not approve of spying.
00:26:25 Ah.
00:26:29 So?
00:26:31 Anything?
00:26:33 I really want to say yes, but no.
00:26:36 spark.
00:26:39 Me too.
00:26:41 - Really?
00:26:44 - I mean, it was pleasurable.
00:26:46 - Very pleasant, but, but, but no fireworks.
00:26:49 What are we gonna do? Look, we will...
00:26:53 We will figure something out.
00:27:01 Mia.
00:27:07 You chose me.
00:27:15 No privacy.
00:27:20 You chose me, and I accepted.
00:27:23 And a gentleman
00:27:26 We are going to...
00:27:28 We're going to stand up in church and say
00:27:33 And you are going to make
00:27:41 Thank you.
00:27:58 I'm getting married today.
00:28:01 (Clarisse) She's getting
00:28:12 Your Highness, we're running very late.
00:28:16 Grandma says the queen is never late,
00:28:19 Your Highness, a strange woman came in
00:28:21 and said that she wanted
00:28:23 So I let her.
00:28:26 Well, dear, that probably
00:28:29 Now, this is what I call a closet.
00:28:32 - Mom.
00:28:35 - Careful. We're squashing Trevor.
00:28:38 Hi, Trevor.
00:28:40 He's sleeping. Shh.
00:28:44 He is the most beautiful baby brother.
00:28:48 We were joking.
00:28:51 Your stepfather's here too.
00:28:54 Now, I'm your mother, it's your
00:28:57 Being married is about being yourself,
00:29:03 Thanks, Mom.
00:29:05 (knocking)
00:29:06 - How are you feeling? You look beautiful.
00:29:08 - You look so calm.
00:29:10 Paolo is back to turn
00:29:14 - There she go, butterfly.
00:29:16 Coat off. I tell you, when I say
00:29:19 - Principessa Mia.
00:29:22 - You remember my mother, Helen.
00:29:24 - The hairdresser.
00:29:26 All Italian men love baby - except Paolo.
00:29:28 You got to get out now,
00:29:31 Five years ago,
00:29:34 Today, he give you this.
00:29:38 A wedding look for the bride.
00:29:45 I look like a moose.
00:29:47 Yes, but a very cute moose.
00:29:51 (honks)
00:29:53 I have antlers.
00:29:54 (honks)
00:29:58 Go.
00:30:04 I look like a poodle.
00:30:06 That's just the way I feel.
00:30:10 Good. Sit up.
00:30:11 She kind of does look like a poodle.
00:30:16 I like it.
00:30:20 This time I'm so sure,
00:30:23 So. Un, deux, trois.
00:30:28 (Mabrey) Gretchen?
00:30:32 You go on. I think it would be better
00:30:36 My boy.
00:30:39 Don't give up so easily.
00:30:42 In a week or two, she'll be yours.
00:30:45 The game is over, Uncle.
00:30:48 Ah, you're so right. Ah, well.
00:30:51 This is a disaster in the making.
00:30:57 I'll try to catch the garter.
00:31:00 (shouts) The royal carriage approaches.
00:31:02 - What did he say, Artie?
00:31:05 Showtime.
00:31:08 Suki Sanchez here from the USA.
00:31:11 A long way from home,
00:31:14 that started in the streets
00:31:16 and is about to have a happy ending here
00:31:21 Prepare for the arrival of Princess Mia.
00:31:30 Psst. Sir.
00:31:33 I don't mean to talk out of school,
00:31:39 Your uncle called Elsie
00:31:44 Why doesn't that surprise me?
00:31:47 He's up to something.
00:31:49 He was much too delighted
00:31:52 - I must get to that church.
00:31:55 Everything on four wheels
00:31:58 - Doesn't matter, I'll run.
00:32:00 No, no. You'll take the bike.
00:32:04 The bike? Gretchen, what bike?
00:32:06 Your grandfather's bike.
00:32:17 - Buenas tardes, Tanya.
00:32:20 Aquí le presento a mi tío,
00:32:23 - Oh, how do you do, señor?
00:32:30 I'm sorry. My uncle learned his English
00:32:34 Sorry.
00:32:41 Yes, well...
00:32:45 You're not going to believe this.
00:32:46 Lord Devereaux's riding
00:32:49 (Nicholas) Sir!
00:32:51 Sir, may I borrow your horse?
00:32:52 Oh, he needs my horse.
00:32:55 (Nicholas) My bike is yours.
00:32:57 How am I supposed
00:33:21 Outspoken American activist
00:33:24 glides forward as a vision in pink.
00:33:28 I'm a girl who loves black
00:33:32 (all) Aww.
00:33:35 (Elsie) And Duke Andrew's
00:33:38 affectionately known
00:33:42 comes down the aisle
00:33:48 - Hey, Joe.
00:33:51 I just wanted to say, before I do this...
00:33:55 I'm sorry you're retiring.
00:33:58 - Who told you that?
00:34:04 Well, the heart does things
00:34:10 You're preaching to the choir.
00:34:14 (knocks)
00:34:15 Princess?
00:34:17 Yes?
00:34:19 And you should know
00:34:27 - Are you sure?
00:34:33 We're ready when she is.
00:34:38 (organ music starts)
00:35:31 (audience murmurs)
00:35:35 (music falters and halts)
00:35:39 - Is this part of the plan?
00:35:42 I...
00:35:44 (clears throat)
00:35:45 I'm going to need a minute or two.
00:35:50 Thank you, Your Highness.
00:35:54 (Elsie) Now the bride is moving
00:35:58 - Let me.
00:36:02 (woman) Princess Mia!
00:36:04 - Princess Mia!
00:36:11 - Helen.
00:36:13 I gotta change Trevor's diaper.
00:36:16 Please, be seated. There'll just be
00:36:21 - Do we rush after her?
00:36:26 - You'll take care of this?
00:36:28 (Clarisse) Out of my way.
00:36:40 Oh, my dear. Mia.
00:36:43 Oh, Grandma, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
00:36:45 - I... I just need a minute.
00:36:47 - I can do this.
00:36:49 - I can't do this.
00:36:53 Darling, listen to me.
00:36:56 I made my choice.
00:36:58 Duty to my country over love.
00:37:02 It's what I've always done, it seems.
00:37:07 Now I've lost
00:37:12 - (radio) Anyone got a 20 on Joseph?
00:37:16 Mia, I want you to make
00:37:19 Don't make the same mistakes I did.
00:37:21 Make your own mistakes.
00:37:24 Now, you can go back into that church
00:37:28 Whatever choice you make,
00:37:31 let it come from your heart.
00:37:43 - Excuse me.
00:37:49 (Elsie) The princess
00:37:52 She's walking down the aisle.
00:37:54 More like cantering down the aisle.
00:37:59 (music speeds up)
00:38:07 Andrew, wait.
00:38:11 Everyone deserves the chance
00:38:14 Yes.
00:38:16 Including us?
00:38:23 Thank you.
00:38:26 For, for, uh...
00:38:28 saving me from doing
00:38:34 Now all I have to do is tell Mummy.
00:38:38 I have to tell everyone else.
00:38:40 (both) Good luck.
00:38:54 Helen.
00:38:55 Welcome.
00:38:58 A few moments ago, I realized
00:39:02 was because of a law, and that
00:39:06 So...
00:39:08 I won't be getting married today.
00:39:11 Sit. Sit. There may be a dinner.
00:39:16 My grandmother has ruled without a man
00:39:21 I think she rocks at it.
00:39:25 So as the granddaughter
00:39:29 (all) King Rupert. May he rest in peace.
00:39:33 I ask the members of parliament
00:39:38 your nieces, and sisters,
00:39:42 and ask yourselves:
00:39:45 Would you force them to do
00:39:52 I believe I will be a great queen.
00:39:56 I understand Genovia to be a land
00:40:00 with all the best hope of the future.
00:40:03 - Not now.
00:40:05 I feel in my heart and soul
00:40:10 I... I love Genovia.
00:40:13 Do you think that I would
00:40:18 I stand here,
00:40:21 ready to take my place as your queen.
00:40:25 Without a husband.
00:40:28 (woman) Viva Mia!
00:40:38 Every time...
00:40:41 Every time this charming
00:40:45 she demonstrates a contempt
00:40:51 The law clearly states
00:40:59 Fortunately,
00:41:01 there is another heir.
00:41:04 No, there is not.
00:41:08 I decline. I refuse to be king.
00:41:12 Ladies and gentlemen, it is Princess Mia
00:41:17 She's bright, and she is caring.
00:41:20 But more importantly, she has a vision.
00:41:23 One that will take Genovia forward,
00:41:28 they would name her queen.
00:41:30 Listen to her.
00:41:35 And besides, just think how lovely
00:41:41 Lovely on a postage stamp?
00:41:44 You would look lovely on a postage stamp!
00:41:47 Don't you walk away from me, sir!
00:41:54 He's, uh... he is very distressed.
00:41:56 Your duty, sir, to the country! To me, sir!
00:42:01 To Genovia! For your father! Nicholas!
00:42:05 - The door.
00:42:09 Nicholas. Nicholas!
00:42:11 Nicholas, I cannot have you
00:42:14 - Now, look, we can still...
00:42:18 We're finished.
00:42:22 What is happening here?
00:42:23 Who's next in line for the throne?
00:42:26 We accept.
00:42:27 Sit down.
00:42:33 (coughs) Make a motion.
00:42:35 - Are you OK? Do you need a...
00:42:38 Ah.
00:42:40 - Prime Minister?
00:42:43 I move to abolish the marriage law,
00:42:46 as it applies to present
00:42:51 Will anyone second my motion?
00:42:56 Keep eye contact with them.
00:43:00 No, not, not... Soften. Soften.
00:43:02 Good.
00:43:11 I second the motion.
00:43:16 It's time we had a new tradition.
00:43:19 I may grow a mustache.
00:43:21 I think you'd look marvelous
00:43:22 You know, my father
00:43:24 Gentlemen, gentlemen. Please.
00:43:27 All those in favor of abolishing
00:43:36 Aye.
00:43:38 Aye.
00:43:40 - Aye.
00:43:42 - You're not in parliament. Sit down.
00:43:45 (all) Aye.
00:43:47 The ayes have it.
00:43:50 Congratulations, Princess.
00:43:52 If I may say so myself,
00:43:55 you rule!
00:44:07 Lionel.
00:44:10 Your Majesty?
00:44:12 Hm?
00:44:13 The princess would like a word.
00:44:18 Oh. Erm...
00:44:22 Grandma?
00:44:25 Just because I didn't
00:44:28 doesn't mean you shouldn't.
00:44:32 Oh, uh...
00:44:34 - Did you hear that?
00:44:38 Oh, Charlotte.
00:44:45 Well.
00:44:53 Joseph?
00:44:55 Your Majesty.
00:44:59 Dear Joseph.
00:45:03 Am I too late...
00:45:06 to ask you to accept my hand in marriage?
00:45:11 (clears throat)
00:45:15 Well, I thought you'd never ask.
00:45:18 Shades?
00:45:20 You're in charge now.
00:45:25 I'm going to a wedding.
00:45:26 (Mabrey) Open up, I say! The door is shut.
00:45:29 Let me in.
00:45:33 Put me down. Put me down!
00:45:46 I know it was short notice,
00:45:56 My Lord Archbishop, I would like to take
00:46:02 Finally.
00:46:04 We have come together
00:46:07 - What did I miss?
00:46:09 - She's not getting married?
00:46:10 With this ring, I thee...
00:46:13 finally...
00:46:15 wed.
00:46:17 - Now the queen's getting married.
00:46:19 Yeah, to Joe.
00:46:21 I pronounce you man and wife.
00:46:24 You may kiss the bride.
00:46:44 (man) The ceremonial shooting of the
00:47:14 (Elsie) Good morning. It's been
00:47:18 and busy workers
00:47:22 The coronation of a new queen.
00:47:24 Somewhere in the palace, Princess Mia's
00:47:28 that will change her life forever.
00:47:34 So what do you say, Fat Louie?
00:47:36 Think I'll make a good queen?
00:47:40 Indeed you will.
00:47:44 If I may be so bold, I would like
00:47:55 What is your dilemma, young man?
00:47:58 You are, in fact.
00:48:05 I'm in love with the queen-to-be.
00:48:08 And I'm inquiring if she loves me too.
00:48:14 Do you have a chicken for my table?
00:48:18 No. No, my kitchen is out of chickens.
00:48:21 Ah.
00:48:33 Mia.
00:48:52 (Kelly) Company, atten... hurgh!
00:48:55 Forward march.
00:48:58 Left, right, left.
00:49:00 Left, right, left.
00:49:03 Left, right, left.
00:49:05 Left, left...
00:49:07 Left, right, left.
00:49:09 Left, left...
00:49:11 Left, right, left.
00:49:14 Left, left...
00:49:16 Company, halt.
00:49:20 I heard you're going back
00:49:22 You heard right.
00:49:24 May I call you in California?
00:49:27 I think I can hear you
00:49:39 Sparrow is taking off.
00:49:43 The eagle is flying for the last time.
00:50:45 - She looks beautiful.
00:50:57 (man) Will you solemnly promise and
00:51:01 according to the statutes
00:51:04 and the respective laws
00:51:08 Will you, in your power,
00:51:12 to be executed in all judgments?
00:51:16 (Mia) I solemnly promise so to do.
00:51:22 # Genovia
00:51:26 # The land I call my own
00:51:31 - # From the green clear summers
00:51:35 # From blossoming pear trees
00:51:40 # Magnificent her mountains and seas
00:51:47 # Genovia, Genovia
00:51:51 # You're noble, proud and brave
00:51:56 # Genovia
00:52:03 # Forever
00:52:05 # Will your banner
00:52:10 # Wave
00:52:17 (man) Presenting Her Majesty
00:52:20 Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi,
00:52:24 Queen of Genovia.
00:52:27 (# "This Is My Time" by Raven)
00:52:28 # This is my time to shine
00:52:33 # This is my place to find
00:52:37 # All that I have inside
00:52:41 # I never knew
00:52:45 # Can dreams come true
00:52:48 (# "I Decide" by Lindsey Lohan)
00:52:49 # I decide how I live
00:52:52 # I decide who I love
00:52:55 # Choice is mine and no one
00:52:57 # Gets to make my mind up
00:52:59 # I decide
00:53:00 # I decide where I go
00:53:03 # Where I sleep, who I know
00:53:05 # I'm the one who's running my life
00:53:10 # I decide
00:53:17 (fanfare)
00:53:24 # I decide how I live
00:53:27 # I decide who I love
00:53:30 # Choice is mine and no one
00:53:32 # Gets to make my mind up
00:53:34 # I decide
00:53:37 # Don't think that
00:53:42 # I'm the one who knows
00:53:48 # And I'm stating my independence
00:53:52 # Gonna take the road I'm gonna take
00:53:54 # And I'm gonna make my own mistakes
00:53:57 # It's my life
00:54:01 # I decide
00:54:02 # I decide where I go
00:54:05 # Where I sleep, who I know
00:54:08 # I'm the one who's running my life
00:54:13 # I decide
00:54:15 ("The Meaning" by Lillix)
00:54:18 # Don't want to hear
00:54:21 # Forsaking the meaning
00:54:26 # Take away the words I say
00:54:28 # Realistic thoughts that I'm dreaming
00:54:31 # Are you believing?
00:54:34 # Tell me what I wanna do now
00:54:38 # How far do
00:54:40 # You see the soul?
00:54:43 # My truth is spoken whether
00:54:46 # Or not you want to hear it
00:54:48 # I'm sorry
00:54:50 # Don't worry, though
00:54:53 # Don't you ever say never
00:54:55 # Or turn away
00:54:57 # Say it all, or not at all
00:55:00 # Don't want to hear
00:55:03 # Forsaking the meaning
00:55:07 # Take away the words I say
00:55:10 # Realistic thoughts that I'm dreaming
00:55:13 # Are you believing?
00:55:17 # Don't stray too far
00:55:20 # The closer you are
00:55:22 # The further the pain will fade away
00:55:27 # I don't really care where you are
00:55:29 # It'll be either here or far
00:55:32 # I will always feel it
00:55:34 # Free to call my name
00:55:37 # Say it all, or not at all
00:55:39 # It'll be either here or far
00:55:41 # Take away the words I say
00:55:44 # Free to call my name
00:55:46 # Say it all, or not at all
00:55:49 # Don't want to hear
00:55:52 # Forsaking the meaning
00:55:57 (# "Because You Live"
00:56:07 # Staring out at the rain with a heavy heart
00:56:12 # It's the end of the world in my mind
00:56:17 # Then your voice
00:56:22 # I've been looking for the answer
00:56:26 # But now I know what I didn't know
00:56:30 # Because you live and breathe
00:56:34 # Because you make me believe in myself
00:56:37 # When nobody else can help
00:56:40 # Because you live, girl
00:56:43 # My world
00:56:45 # Has twice as many stars in the sky
00:56:51 # Because you live, there's a reason why
00:56:56 # I carry on when I lose the fight
00:57:00 # I want to give what you're giving me
00:57:05 # Always
00:57:09 # Because you live and breathe
00:57:12 # Because you make me believe in myself
00:57:16 # When nobody else can help
00:57:18 # Because you live, girl
00:57:22 # My world
00:57:24 # Has everything I need to survive
00:57:28 # Because you live
00:57:32 # I live
00:57:37 # I live
00:57:44 (Joe) And don't forget, the next time
00:57:47 consider visiting Genovia.
00:57:50 A country of majestic mountains
00:57:53 filled with friendly, peppy people.
00:57:55 Come see us. Genovia awaits you.