Princess Diaries The

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00:00:04 HxHPRC: Enjoy your hours!
00:00:38 [ Sirens ]
00:01:03 HELEN: Time for school!
00:01:08 HELEN: Stop daydreaming.
00:01:11 Sometimes I have dreams
00:01:14 MIA: Hey, Louie. Come on.
00:01:16 I picture myself flying
00:01:18 It's time to go to school.
00:01:19 Through the clouds
00:01:20 High in the sky
00:01:23 Conquering the world
00:01:25 With my magic piano
00:01:29 Never being scared
00:01:32 But then I realize
00:01:35 I'm Supergirl
00:01:38 And I'm here to save the world
00:01:40 But I wanna know
00:01:42 Who's gonna save me?
00:01:49 HELEN: Are you
00:01:50 MIA: Not really.
00:01:52 Now just remember,
00:01:55 don't look at the people.
00:01:59 Pick a spot on the back wall...
00:02:01 don't take your eyes
00:02:02 and speak loudly.
00:02:04 Thanks, Mom.
00:02:06 Bye, Mom.
00:02:07 Good luck.
00:02:08 Ooh ooh
00:02:12 Ooh
00:02:14 Morning, Buttons.
00:02:16 [ Barking ]
00:02:17 MAN: Be nice, Buttons.
00:02:19 MIA: Whoa. Whoa!
00:02:21 Sorry, Mr. Robutusen.
00:02:25 Have a nice day.
00:02:27 ROBUTUSEN: I doubt it.
00:02:37 Whoo!
00:02:49 I'm Supergirl
00:02:54 [ Sirens ]
00:02:56 I'm Supergirl
00:03:02 What I wanna know
00:03:06 Who's gonna save me?
00:03:13 CHEERLEADERS:
00:03:15 How do you do?
00:03:17 This is Grove Lions
00:03:20 - I'm Lana...
00:03:21 Fontana.
00:03:23 CHEERLEADERS: Go Lions!
00:03:25 BOY: Josh!
00:03:26 I'm Supergirl
00:03:29 - Josh!
00:03:30 Oh, he's such a show-off.
00:03:32 Jeremiah, off the wall,
00:03:34 Come on.
00:03:40 MIA: Good morning, Miss Gupta.
00:03:41 Morning, Lilly...
00:03:43 Lilly's friend.
00:03:45 I'm Supergirl
00:03:50 Who's gonna save me?
00:03:51 You know,
00:03:52 I really think you should be
00:03:56 Oh, oh! Oops.
00:03:57 I'm sorry,
00:03:58 I was thinking...
00:04:05 Somebody sat on me again.
00:04:07 - Really?
00:04:08 MIA:
00:04:10 I was just sitting there,
00:04:12 It's really a dumb class--
00:04:14 LILLY:
00:04:15 MIA: Hmm?
00:04:27 Soft kisses on a summer's day
00:04:33 Laughing all our cares away
00:04:36 And dream of--
00:04:37 - What?
00:04:38 You never saw two idiots
00:04:41 Oh. Yeah.
00:04:43 They're so rude.
00:04:45 Good. You know,
00:04:46 I thought you were
00:04:47 MIA: Oh, heh. Negative.
00:04:49 LILLY: Ready for debate?
00:04:51 MIA:
00:04:54 [ Cheering ]
00:04:56 JOSH: So this is not a debate.
00:04:57 This is a control issue.
00:04:59 Grove controls our minds
00:05:02 but you know what?
00:05:03 They're not satisfied
00:05:06 I think Grove should
00:05:08 and we have casual dress
00:05:10 [ Cheering ]
00:05:14 MR. O'CONNELL:
00:05:15 OK, girls, settle down.
00:05:18 This is a debate,
00:05:19 I want you back
00:05:20 JOSH: Hey, boss,
00:05:23 Josh, sit down.
00:05:24 - He's the man.
00:05:26 O'CONNELL:
00:05:28 Down, down, boy.
00:05:31 OK, so,
00:05:33 from Josh Bryant
00:05:36 [ Velcro rips ]
00:05:38 I love that sound.
00:05:39 What's my point again?
00:05:41 You like our uniforms.
00:05:44 O'CONNELL:
00:05:46 from Mia Thermopolis...
00:05:49 who will present
00:05:51 against our proposition.
00:05:52 [ Scattered applause ]
00:05:55 GIRL: Come on, Mia!
00:05:56 BOY: Whoo-hoo!
00:06:00 Um...I th-think...um...
00:06:06 FONTANA: What a frizz-ball.
00:06:07 ANNA: Look at her hair.
00:06:10 O'CONNELL: Shh!
00:06:11 Um...
00:06:13 BOY: We're waiting.
00:06:15 SECOND BOY: Say something!
00:06:16 You see, um...I...
00:06:21 See, casual--
00:06:24 [ Breathing heavily ]
00:06:29 GIRL: Are you OK?
00:06:30 ANNA: She's gonna barf.
00:06:32 SECOND GIRL:
00:06:34 THIRD GIRL: Cover the tuba!
00:06:40 O'CONNELL: OK, OK.
00:06:42 Learn how to fly
00:06:46 Gotta move on
00:06:48 From what's
00:06:55 MANAGER: Mia!
00:06:57 and then you can take a break.
00:06:59 Another huge tip
00:07:01 I got one from Mrs. Taubman.
00:07:04 Mr. Walsh's ropes are twisted.
00:07:06 VIVIAN:
00:07:09 You'll strangle yourself!
00:07:11 Hi, Mom.
00:07:13 You threw up, huh?
00:07:15 And you ran away.
00:07:17 MIA:
00:07:20 Can I have some shoes
00:07:23 Anyway, I'll go talk
00:07:25 - What's his name?
00:07:27 And straighten it all out.
00:07:29 Mom, I am never going to be
00:07:32 Just call him and tell him
00:07:35 - I can do that.
00:07:37 Oh, your grandmother called.
00:07:40 What?
00:07:42 The live one.
00:07:43 Who lives in Genovia.
00:07:44 Oh. Wow.
00:07:47 This is the first time
00:07:49 What'd she want?
00:07:50 She's in town.
00:07:52 She wants to have tea.
00:07:54 Tea? She came all the way
00:07:58 [ Telephone rings ]
00:08:00 I think I'm gonna climb
00:08:01 MANAGER:
00:08:02 MIA: Isn't this the grandmother
00:08:06 Well, she didn't
00:08:10 but Phillipe and I
00:08:12 to divorce on our own.
00:08:13 Why should I go see
00:08:16 Mia, she's your father's mother.
00:08:21 Just go see her tomorrow.
00:08:22 - Please?
00:08:24 She said
00:08:28 that you two would meet someday.
00:08:33 [ Sighs ] All right, I'll go.
00:08:41 [ Playing rock and roll music ]
00:08:48 BOY: Whoo!
00:08:54 All right, I win.
00:08:56 Band practice is over.
00:08:58 I have a music class here. Out!
00:09:00 Let's have the third group
00:09:03 Charles, you want to be
00:09:05 - Thanks.
00:09:07 Michael.
00:09:09 Are you sure
00:09:10 with my Spotted Owl
00:09:12 I'm meeting my grandmother
00:09:14 [ Piano playing ]
00:09:15 Catch a falling star
00:09:17 And put it in your pocket
00:09:20 Never let it fade away
00:09:24 Catch a falling star
00:09:25 And put it in your pocket
00:09:28 Save it for a rainy day
00:09:32 For love may come and
00:09:34 Tap you on the shoulder
00:09:36 Some starless night
00:09:41 SPEAKER: School tours
00:09:44 I'm here for a meeting
00:09:45 Name?
00:09:47 Clarisse Renaldi.
00:09:48 Oh. Please come
00:09:51 Thank you very much.
00:10:00 SPEAKER: Get off the grass!
00:10:02 [ Message repeated
00:10:09 Welcome, Miss Thermopolis.
00:10:10 We've been expecting you.
00:10:21 MIA: Oh, be careful.
00:10:23 Please don't crush
00:10:25 Your soy nuts are safe.
00:10:28 OK.
00:10:30 Right this way.
00:10:38 Please,
00:10:54 WOMAN: ...for their
00:10:56 She's allergic to peanuts.
00:10:58 And we need new pillows
00:11:00 She's allergic
00:11:03 Hello, Amelia.
00:11:05 I'm Charlotte, from
00:11:08 Hi. It's nice to meet you.
00:11:10 Um, where am I?
00:11:12 CHARLOTTE:
00:11:13 MIA: You've got pears
00:11:16 Genovian pears.
00:11:18 Now, if you'll sit down...
00:11:20 she'll be with you
00:11:21 No, I don't need a moment.
00:11:24 Amelia,
00:11:27 MIA: Hi.
00:11:30 Thank you.
00:11:31 Well, let me look at you.
00:11:36 You look so...young.
00:11:41 Thank you.
00:11:43 And you look so...
00:11:48 clean.
00:11:50 Charlotte, would you check
00:11:53 Please, sit.
00:12:03 So, my mom said you wanted...
00:12:07 to talk to me
00:12:10 Oh, before I "shoot"...
00:12:13 I have something
00:12:15 Here.
00:12:17 Oh, um, thank you.
00:12:22 Wow.
00:12:24 CLARISSE:
00:12:25 It was mine when I was young.
00:12:29 And that was
00:12:32 Heh. I'll keep this safe.
00:12:35 I will take good care of it.
00:12:42 Now, what did you
00:12:44 CLARISSE: Something
00:12:46 a very big impact
00:12:48 I already had braces.
00:12:50 No, it's bigger
00:12:52 The tea is served, ma'am.
00:13:04 Amelia, have you ever heard...
00:13:07 of Eduard Christoff
00:13:10 No.
00:13:11 He was the crown prince
00:13:14 Hmm.
00:13:17 What about him?
00:13:19 Eduard Christoff
00:13:24 was your father.
00:13:25 [ Snorts ] Yeah, sure.
00:13:28 My father was
00:13:31 Uh-huh. You're joking.
00:13:33 Why would I joke about
00:13:37 No! Because if he's really
00:13:41 Exactly.
00:13:42 You're not just
00:13:44 You are Amelia Mignonette
00:13:49 Princess of Genovia.
00:13:54 Me? A princess?
00:13:57 Shut up!
00:14:01 I beg your pardon?
00:14:04 Your Majesty, in America...
00:14:05 it doesn't always mean
00:14:06 Here it could mean,
00:14:09 Oh, I understand.
00:14:11 Nevertheless,
00:14:15 And I am
00:14:19 Why would you pick me
00:14:23 Since your father died,
00:14:26 to the throne of Genovia.
00:14:29 I'm royal by marriage.
00:14:31 You are royal by blood.
00:14:34 You can rule.
00:14:37 Rule? Oh, no.
00:14:40 Oh, no. No, no, no.
00:14:42 Now you have
00:14:44 I never lead anybody--
00:14:45 not at Brownies,
00:14:48 Queen Clarisse,
00:14:52 is to be invisible,
00:14:54 Amelia, I had
00:14:57 In my wildest dreams...
00:14:59 I never expected this
00:15:01 But you are the legal heir--
00:15:03 the only heir--
00:15:05 and we will
00:15:07 of helping you become
00:15:09 Oh, I can give you books.
00:15:12 You will study languages,
00:15:15 I can teach you
00:15:18 eat, dress like a princess.
00:15:20 And, given time,
00:15:22 the palace in Genovia
00:15:24 - Live in Genovia?
00:15:27 Whoa, whoa. Just--
00:15:28 Rewind and freeze.
00:15:30 I'm no princess.
00:15:31 I'm still waiting
00:15:35 I refuse to move to
00:15:38 and--Do you want
00:15:39 I don't want to be a princess!
00:15:42 Oh, Amelia...Amelia!
00:15:45 Amelia, come back here!
00:15:50 CLARISSE: Ohh!
00:15:52 [ Sighs ]
00:15:53 Well, that went well,
00:15:56 - Perhaps she needs more time.
00:16:00 Miss Thermopolis?
00:16:03 I'm the head of your security...
00:16:05 and you want me to be
00:16:07 For the time being.
00:16:15 MIA: For 15 years...
00:16:17 you couldn't
00:16:19 to tell me that
00:16:21 I thought I was doing
00:16:23 The right thing for who, Mom?
00:16:25 For all of us.
00:16:27 I mean,
00:16:30 he would be able
00:16:31 who would stay by his side
00:16:34 and I would be free
00:16:35 I mean, please!
00:16:38 I was young!
00:16:41 Can you see me walking
00:16:45 for the rest of my life?
00:16:46 With rules and regulations...
00:16:48 and the waving and the bowing
00:16:49 I was scared!
00:16:51 MIA:
00:16:52 who lied to me
00:16:55 Where are you going?
00:16:56 To straighten up
00:17:01 HELEN: After the divorce,
00:17:04 Your father
00:17:06 both agreed
00:17:08 so you would have a chance
00:17:10 free of
00:17:13 We were going to tell you
00:17:16 but when your father died,
00:17:20 We wanted to protect you.
00:17:22 You know what?
00:17:25 I don't feel protected.
00:17:28 You try living for 15 years...
00:17:30 thinking that
00:17:32 and then in five minutes
00:17:33 that you're a princess.
00:17:34 Just in case...
00:17:36 I'm not enough
00:17:37 let's add a tiara!
00:17:39 [ Sighs ]
00:17:42 Well, drink your soup.
00:17:44 I'm not really hungry.
00:17:46 Fine.
00:17:47 Good night, sweetheart.
00:17:51 Fat Louie...
00:17:53 [ Purring ]
00:17:54 You are so lucky...
00:17:56 you don't know
00:17:57 [ Meow ]
00:18:03 I've never ridden in a limo...
00:18:06 he admitted bitterly
00:18:08 as he crossed
00:18:10 and looked out at the bay,
00:18:13 like his pathetic life
00:18:15 I can't believe I won an Emmy.
00:18:17 I have this favorite photo
00:18:20 We had so much fun
00:18:23 He was so full
00:18:26 always laughing and smiling.
00:18:28 CLARISSE: I remember.
00:18:30 Helen, if Amelia refuses
00:18:34 then Genovia will cease
00:18:37 So the future
00:18:40 is in the hands
00:18:50 Here it is.
00:18:55 Oh.
00:18:57 CLARISSE:
00:19:01 Then the terrible accident.
00:19:07 Even though it didn't
00:19:10 I loved your son very much.
00:19:12 Thank you.
00:19:14 Well, as always...
00:19:17 this is as good as
00:19:20 Hmm.
00:19:22 I can't wait until she's 18.
00:19:26 [ Mia sighs ]
00:19:29 Oh, this is a nightmare.
00:19:30 I'm going back to bed.
00:19:31 Mia, the three of us
00:19:34 Oh, OK.
00:19:37 about me and my life
00:19:40 Are you two waiting
00:19:43 to tell me I have a twin sister
00:19:45 You have a cousin
00:19:47 Fondly known as Bartholomew.
00:19:50 Actually,
00:19:51 Yesterday did not go well.
00:19:54 Will you just listen
00:19:58 Amelia,
00:20:01 we have an annual ball.
00:20:03 I was--I am hoping
00:20:07 to the press and the public
00:20:09 However, you desperately
00:20:13 I speak for the entire
00:20:15 and the royal family.
00:20:17 And I speak for this family.
00:20:19 Excuse me...
00:20:20 I don't have a family
00:20:23 because you ignored me
00:20:25 and you lied to me.
00:20:27 Families don't do stuff
00:20:33 [ Footsteps going upstairs ]
00:20:34 Where is she going?
00:20:35 The tower.
00:20:37 Mia, you can't run
00:20:40 She has a tower?
00:20:42 HELEN: Please?
00:20:45 MIA:
00:20:47 for their 16th birthday,
00:20:51 Just make yourself comfortable.
00:20:54 [ Fat Louie hisses ]
00:20:55 HELEN:
00:20:57 Talk to me.
00:20:59 I can't talk to you right now.
00:21:01 I'm late for a meeting
00:21:03 I'm late for a meeting
00:21:07 HELEN: I have a thought.
00:21:08 Mia promises to attend
00:21:11 until your ball.
00:21:13 Well, it's not my ball.
00:21:15 It's Genovia's annual
00:21:18 I'm sorry.
00:21:20 Mia promises neither
00:21:23 your offer to be royal
00:21:27 and then
00:21:29 Now, can you
00:21:39 It seems I have no option.
00:21:42 [ Sighs ] If I have to.
00:21:44 But I want not one word of this
00:21:48 Is that understood?
00:21:49 Duh.
00:21:50 CLARISSE: The press
00:21:52 Well. Let's not keep
00:21:56 [ Car horn honks ]
00:21:57 I'll be 16 this year...
00:21:59 and my mom traded two paintings
00:22:03 You do know what
00:22:04 I raise mustangs.
00:22:06 That is not a sensible car
00:22:08 It isn't sensible for anyone.
00:22:11 I suppose I could donate
00:22:14 MIA:
00:22:16 CLARISSE:
00:22:18 MIA:
00:22:19 but you wouldn't
00:22:20 He doesn't have
00:22:22 Good morning.
00:22:24 There's someone
00:22:25 OK. Whoa.
00:22:27 You have two limousines?
00:22:30 One is yours.
00:22:31 You raise limousines, too?
00:22:33 No. Amelia, this is Joseph.
00:22:35 Hi. Nice to meet you.
00:22:36 The elegant European woman
00:22:39 Thanks.
00:22:41 But the promise of tomorrow
00:22:43 [ Car door shuts ]
00:22:51 MIA: Ooh!
00:23:02 Uh, Princess?
00:23:03 Princess, may I point out...
00:23:05 that no matter
00:23:07 it will go up and down
00:23:11 MIA: Joseph, can we
00:23:14 No.
00:23:15 The flags allow me
00:23:18 We keep the flags.
00:23:20 Sorry, Joseph.
00:23:22 You can call me Joe.
00:23:26 Joey?
00:23:29 Heh heh heh heh.
00:23:30 No. Joe.
00:23:39 Did I miss something?
00:23:41 Are we going to a wedding?
00:23:43 Uh, no. School.
00:23:44 No, this is the surprise ride.
00:23:46 [ Speaking foreign language ]
00:23:47 MIA: This is Joe.
00:23:49 Joe, Lilly. Lilly, Joe.
00:23:50 LILLY:
00:23:52 You know you look like Shaft?
00:23:54 Yes. Excuse me.
00:23:56 - You want a ride, right?
00:23:59 Hey, I got it.
00:24:00 Of course.
00:24:04 - OK.
00:24:08 JOE: Please fasten
00:24:10 LILLY: Is your mother
00:24:12 Uh, no.
00:24:14 This long-lost grandmother
00:24:16 and she wants me to use it.
00:24:17 - And?
00:24:20 I guess she's just
00:24:21 to get me to like her.
00:24:22 LILLY: Oh.
00:24:24 MIA: Hey, Joe?
00:24:26 Can you please park
00:24:27 I don't want to cause a riot
00:24:30 This is a non-riot hearse.
00:24:32 And if it were a hearse...
00:24:33 there would be silence
00:24:35 [ Girls laughing ]
00:24:39 CHEERLEADERS:
00:24:41 How do you do?
00:24:42 This is Grove Lions
00:24:45 Go Lions! Roror!
00:24:49 P.A.: This is a reminder.
00:24:51 Virtual homework
00:24:53 for actual credit.
00:24:55 FONTANA: Tell me, Mia.
00:24:56 Is it true
00:24:58 Are you really speaking
00:25:00 So you can speak and barf
00:25:02 [ Vomiting sounds ]
00:25:06 [ Vomiting sounds ]
00:25:10 MS. HARBULA: Good.
00:25:11 Good glove, Michael.
00:25:13 I'll let this one go, Mia.
00:25:15 Are you sure?
00:25:17 It's slow-pitch.
00:25:20 MIA: Oh.
00:25:22 Now get it and throw it
00:25:23 - OK.
00:25:25 [ Crowd gasps ]
00:25:31 - I am so sorry.
00:25:34 - I'm really--
00:25:36 - I didn't mean to--
00:25:37 - Can I help you?
00:25:40 [ Trolley bell dings ]
00:25:43 LILLY: I'm on the verge
00:25:45 and my parents think
00:25:47 MIA: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:25:49 LILLY: Sorry.
00:25:51 to take me to dinner tonight,
00:25:53 We ran out of things
00:25:55 MIA: At least
00:25:58 LILLY: Hey.
00:26:00 I thought
00:26:01 It's been two months.
00:26:03 MIA: I know, I know.
00:26:05 But, after all, he was my dad.
00:26:07 Biologically, yes,
00:26:10 Just a nice card and gift
00:26:13 Be fair.
00:26:15 Remember that Faberge
00:26:17 That was nice.
00:26:19 And he paid
00:26:20 - I guess so.
00:26:24 I gotta see your brother
00:26:26 LILLY: OK, but let's
00:26:28 These hills are killing me.
00:26:29 MIA: You got it.
00:26:31 [ Rock music playing ]
00:26:48 [ Telephone rings ]
00:26:53 [ Rings ]
00:26:58 He fixes cars,
00:27:00 and he can sing.
00:27:01 - He is so hot!
00:27:11 DOC: Hello. Talk loud,
00:27:13 MICHAEL: You've been listening
00:27:15 We're flying away now.
00:27:17 DOC: All right, stop yelling.
00:27:21 Hey, that's--
00:27:23 You know,
00:27:25 Hello, Mia.
00:27:27 Hey, Doc.
00:27:28 So, what's the diagnosis
00:27:32 Four hundred dollars.
00:27:33 [ Horn honks ]
00:27:35 DOC: Yeah, I know.
00:27:37 MIA: This is not my day.
00:27:39 I'll do some labor free.
00:27:41 MIA: Thanks, but I'll talk
00:27:44 It'll be great.
00:27:45 I'll see you guys later.
00:27:49 Ooh.
00:27:51 Heh. You sweet on her?
00:27:54 She's my sister's best friend!
00:27:57 Yeah, that's
00:27:58 Between friend
00:28:01 [ Laughs ]
00:28:06 I'm trying to find a way
00:28:09 I'm trying to find a ride...
00:28:12 Your Majesty, the diplomatic
00:28:14 and she's here.
00:28:36 CLARISSE: Send her in.
00:28:37 CHARLOTTE: Yes, ma'am.
00:28:43 CHARLOTTE: I need more roses--
00:28:45 red, white, mauve.
00:28:48 - Miss Amelia, welcome.
00:28:52 Straight ahead to your left.
00:28:53 Her Majesty is ready for you
00:28:55 CLARISSE: Charlotte,
00:28:59 Amelia, circle slowly...
00:29:00 so I can evaluate
00:29:04 Amelia!
00:29:05 Does your bad posture
00:29:08 - Turn.
00:29:10 No, no, no.
00:29:11 Slowly. Thank you.
00:29:13 Well, carriage, obviously.
00:29:18 Complexion...
00:29:19 Stop!
00:29:21 Eyes...lovely...
00:29:26 but hidden beneath
00:29:32 The neck is seemly.
00:29:34 Ears...
00:29:37 like her father.
00:29:38 Really? They are?
00:29:40 Oh, my!
00:29:44 Everybody.
00:29:45 Tomorrow I would like
00:29:48 And you will wear stockings.
00:29:50 Not tights, not socks.
00:29:52 And I never want to see
00:29:55 When walking in a crowd...
00:29:58 one is under scrutiny
00:30:01 So we don't slump,
00:30:08 We drop the shoulders...
00:30:11 we think tall...
00:30:14 we tuck under
00:30:16 from one foot to--
00:30:20 No. Princesses never
00:30:22 Why don't you just tuck
00:30:26 and place the hands
00:30:30 Aah!
00:30:33 Charlotte,
00:30:36 MIA: Tell me,
00:30:39 or, really, any person,
00:30:41 go into
00:30:44 and come out with a date?
00:30:46 Mia, Mr. O'Connell
00:30:48 he's not living with anyone...
00:30:51 plus he's not pierced,
00:30:54 Do you realize how rare that is
00:30:58 Did it ever occur to you...
00:31:01 that if you dated
00:31:03 it would give the other kids...
00:31:04 license to mock me
00:31:09 No, you're right.
00:31:12 [ Sighs ]
00:31:14 It's just that Patrick--
00:31:16 Mr. O'Connell--
00:31:20 He's a real gentleman...
00:31:21 and I haven't met one of those
00:31:23 OK. It's--it's fine.
00:31:28 I just can't do anything
00:31:30 [ Meow ]
00:31:32 BOYS:
00:31:33 - Come on, get her!
00:31:35 Aah, aah, aah!
00:31:38 HARBULA:
00:31:40 Just block one, Mia!
00:31:43 I can't do this.
00:31:45 What am I, a duck?
00:31:46 No! I mean...
00:31:49 I am a synchronized swimming,
00:31:52 horseback-riding,
00:31:55 My hand-eye coordination
00:31:58 All right,
00:31:59 Josh! Get in here.
00:32:00 Yeah, I'm in.
00:32:01 So, I was
00:32:04 and you're way tense.
00:32:06 You know what I'm saying?
00:32:07 Soft kisses
00:32:12 You gotta think like the ball.
00:32:15 You gotta stop it,
00:32:17 - Heh?
00:32:18 Bring it on.
00:32:27 - Hey, Joe?
00:32:28 I'm turning the back seat
00:32:30 so I can change into
00:32:33 Yes, well,
00:32:35 Oh, thanks.
00:32:36 Strange town, San Francisco.
00:32:39 When I purchased the pumps...
00:32:40 they asked
00:32:42 or if I wanted to wear them.
00:32:44 All right, closing.
00:32:48 Ah ah bop bop ba dop
00:32:51 Oh oh bop bop ba dop
00:32:52 Going up.
00:32:54 Oh little bitty pretty one
00:32:55 Come on and talk to me
00:32:57 Aah!
00:32:58 Let me grab you lovely one
00:33:00 You all right?
00:33:01 Yeah--oh--I'm fine.
00:33:04 - Going down.
00:33:07 Oh oh bop bop ba dop
00:33:10 Oh oh bop bop ba dop
00:33:12 Oh oh bop bop ba dop
00:33:14 I've never put on pantyhose,
00:33:25 MIA: Grandma?
00:33:28 to imprison your dinner guests
00:33:31 CLARISSE: It's Hermes.
00:33:33 The scarf is merely
00:33:35 Eventually
00:33:36 and eat properly without it.
00:33:40 Manners matter.
00:33:42 But enough
00:33:45 Now, Genovia does
00:33:48 so we prepare for that.
00:33:50 The quickest way
00:33:54 Shall we?
00:33:55 Now tell me,
00:33:57 Dancing?
00:33:59 You know, like...
00:34:01 Bom chicka bom bom
00:34:03 Bom tss um bom
00:34:04 JOE: I see.
00:34:05 JOE: We have
00:34:08 [ Dance music playing ]
00:34:11 Now, the dances here
00:34:13 right from the hips.
00:34:16 No bobbing of the head,
00:34:18 It's not a doggy
00:34:20 JOE: Straight up.
00:34:22 Let's practice this here.
00:34:23 Now, this dance is...
00:34:25 between a waltz
00:34:28 MIA: It's a wango?
00:34:29 JOE: No.
00:34:32 All right, here we go.
00:34:36 and spin into me.
00:34:38 - [ Gasps ]
00:34:40 I--No, no, no, no.
00:34:42 JOE: Try again.
00:34:44 Very quickly,
00:34:45 That's it. Good.
00:34:48 Good attitude.
00:34:53 - Good.
00:34:56 Grandma, I spun
00:34:58 That's very good news.
00:35:01 Spin, spin, spin.
00:35:03 Better.
00:35:06 Now you may go home.
00:35:09 Thank you!
00:35:13 Thank you, Joseph.
00:35:17 [ Dance music playing ]
00:35:21 You've been wearing
00:36:04 P.A.: This is Coach Harbula.
00:36:06 You can sign up now
00:36:09 MIA: Oh! Sorry. Sorry.
00:36:11 JOSH: Hey, Bobby Bad!
00:36:12 Sorry.
00:36:14 LILLY:
00:36:15 Oh, hey.
00:36:17 but I can't do it today.
00:36:18 I'll call you. Bye.
00:36:21 What? Has your grandma
00:36:24 JEREMIAH: Shazam.
00:36:27 Cute, Jeremiah, but a way
00:36:29 is not by treating her
00:36:34 SPEAKER:
00:36:35 [ Message repeats
00:36:42 Hi, Adolpho!
00:36:43 She's late.
00:36:47 - You're late.
00:36:49 I'm really sorry about it--
00:36:51 - And where is Paolo?
00:36:53 CLARISSE:
00:36:55 [ Italian accent ]
00:36:57 My assistant,
00:37:00 CLARISSE: Good afternoon.
00:37:01 We're so pleased you could
00:37:04 Your Majesty.
00:37:10 We won't waste time.
00:37:14 PAOLO: Ah. Of course.
00:37:17 Where is the beautiful girl?
00:37:18 My granddaughter Amelia.
00:37:20 Aah!
00:37:22 She is gorgeous.
00:37:26 Paolo, we have
00:37:28 before the state dinner.
00:37:30 Frizzy, busy, dizzy.
00:37:32 In the best sense.
00:37:34 Oh, I would like it
00:37:37 would also sign
00:37:39 Majesty, they know
00:37:41 [ Speaking foreign language ]
00:37:43 CHARLOTTE:
00:37:44 The Genovian press secretary's
00:37:47 Oh, yes, of course.
00:37:48 Well, I'm afraid
00:37:49 and come back
00:37:51 [ Claps hands ]
00:37:52 Charlotte,
00:38:05 PAOLO: Buerste, Helga!
00:38:06 Danke.
00:38:09 So we begin, Principessa, eh?
00:38:11 In Paolo's hands, remember...
00:38:13 you will be beautiful.
00:38:16 You have thick hair.
00:38:19 Heh heh heh.
00:38:20 Like a wolf.
00:38:22 Ow!
00:38:24 Is all right.
00:38:30 Do you wear contact lenses?
00:38:33 Well, I have them...
00:38:34 but I don't really like
00:38:36 Now you do.
00:38:40 You broke my glasses!
00:38:42 You broke my brush.
00:38:44 PAOLO:
00:38:49 PAOLO:
00:38:51 We'll call them
00:38:54 If Brooke Shields
00:38:56 that child would have
00:39:03 Do you want to know
00:39:05 - Tell me.
00:39:08 Heh heh heh.
00:39:28 Majesty, Paolo is exhausted...
00:39:32 because, Majesty,
00:39:35 and this...
00:39:38 BOTH: A princess.
00:39:55 Better. Much better.
00:39:59 Mille grazie.
00:40:01 Why don't we go and have
00:40:04 Si.
00:40:06 CLARISSE: Come, Mia.
00:40:17 [ Playing harmonica ]
00:40:22 Lilly, the car's here!
00:40:24 LILLY: I'm coming!
00:40:27 [ Plays ]
00:40:28 Thanks for the ride.
00:40:34 Hey.
00:40:39 What?
00:40:41 Michael, don't always think
00:40:45 Oy.
00:40:46 LILLY: Who destroyed you?
00:40:49 Oh. You think
00:40:53 You look ridiculous.
00:40:56 Well, um...
00:40:59 I know it's a little
00:41:03 Weirder!
00:41:05 An attractive weirder.
00:41:07 LILLY: No.
00:41:08 Seat belts, please.
00:41:09 LILLY: What I really
00:41:11 you ditched me
00:41:13 when I needed your help
00:41:15 This bag!
00:41:20 You know we could hock that...
00:41:21 and feed a whole
00:41:25 Am I right?
00:41:27 No.
00:41:28 If there are
00:41:30 I think
00:41:31 LILLY: You used
00:41:33 what was inside your head
00:41:36 Come on, Mia. Fess up.
00:41:39 I don't know
00:41:40 and now you're turning
00:41:43 You're morphing into
00:41:48 And who knows, next week...
00:41:50 you could be waving
00:41:52 You sold out!
00:42:03 Was my rear-view mirror
00:42:05 or was someone tearing
00:42:07 I'm fine.
00:42:08 Very well. Then I'll go
00:42:10 But you should know that...
00:42:11 no one can make you feel
00:42:16 Eleanor Roosevelt said that.
00:42:17 Yes. Another special lady
00:42:21 I'll be back at 3:00.
00:42:23 Thank you.
00:42:30 She has a hat.
00:42:32 Do you really think
00:42:34 will keep people from
00:42:37 Just because
00:42:39 might be morally bankrupt
00:42:42 Lilly!
00:42:45 Just because your hair sucks,
00:42:49 MICHAEL: Ouch. Thank you.
00:42:51 Michael, can you please
00:42:54 for just one moment?
00:42:55 Hey, relax. Breathe.
00:42:59 Hee. Hoo. Hee.
00:43:00 [ Playing harmonica ]
00:43:03 What did you just say to me?
00:43:05 You heard me.
00:43:09 I am so sick...
00:43:11 of you ragging on me
00:43:13 and always telling me
00:43:15 I get enough of that
00:43:16 and now my grandmother,
00:43:19 I'm not an idiot...
00:43:20 so I know something's going on
00:43:23 Friends tell,
00:43:25 Here is your friendship charm.
00:43:27 I'm taking it off
00:43:31 Don't do that, OK?
00:43:34 All right, just wait.
00:43:36 Why?
00:43:37 I will tell you the truth...
00:43:39 but you're gonna think
00:43:41 and you're gonna freak.
00:43:42 Try me.
00:43:46 [ Buzzing ]
00:43:52 [ Gasps ] Shut up!
00:43:55 Shut up! Shut up!
00:43:57 Is that all you can say?
00:43:59 I'm sorry I was harsh...
00:44:02 and I don't know
00:44:06 Will you come on my cable show?
00:44:08 No, I can't.
00:44:10 You can't tell anyone.
00:44:12 Especially not Michael.
00:44:14 - Of course.
00:44:17 [ Spitting ]
00:44:19 MIA: We might have to think of
00:44:22 LILLY: Are you really sure
00:44:24 You can barely
00:44:26 for more than
00:44:28 Lilly, I'm really sure
00:44:30 Listen, there are pros and cons
00:44:32 Shh! Don't say that word.
00:44:35 Class has begun!
00:44:38 Class has begun and I have
00:44:42 Pop quiz.
00:44:45 Mr. O'Connell,
00:44:48 that says nobody's allowed
00:44:50 And I don't think
00:44:52 an exception
00:44:54 O'CONNELL: No, Lana.
00:44:56 Mia, I'm sorry, but hats
00:45:00 Mia?
00:45:08 [ Class reacts ]
00:45:09 Mamma Mia.
00:45:11 LANA: Look who's trying
00:45:12 ANNA: It's a wig, right?
00:45:14 MELISSA: I think it looks
00:45:16 ANNA: Looks like
00:45:19 Well, I think it rocks.
00:45:22 Voltaire. Hair.
00:45:24 I would personally like
00:45:29 OK, Lilly, OK.
00:45:30 Everybody settle down now.
00:45:32 Quiz time, OK?
00:45:36 CLARISSE: Lovely.
00:45:38 lights in the trees.
00:45:40 The Japanese Embassy
00:45:42 Why can't we have fountains?
00:45:44 We have a fountain
00:45:45 Well, I would like
00:45:48 Charlotte,
00:45:50 Yes, ma'am.
00:45:51 - Amelia? Let's continue.
00:45:55 CLARISSE: In your spare time,
00:46:00 "What's in a name?
00:46:02 "That which we call a rose
00:46:03 "would smell as sweet."
00:46:05 And so you wave to them...
00:46:06 and acknowledge them
00:46:08 Hello.
00:46:09 No. Not quite so big,
00:46:11 it's very, very exhausting
00:46:14 Very funny, dear.
00:46:17 Waving--
00:46:20 You say, "Thank you
00:46:23 - Thank you.
00:46:25 JOE: I'm sorry, ma'am.
00:46:26 I must pick up
00:46:28 Excuse me.
00:46:29 BOTH: Well, thank you
00:46:34 MIA:
00:46:37 HELEN: My parents did this
00:46:40 Yes! They had an exhibition
00:46:44 And I guess you're trying
00:46:47 HELEN:
00:46:49 Yeah. Some moms help
00:46:52 we do this.
00:46:54 Oh, nice shot!
00:46:56 Oh, yes, I like it.
00:46:58 Bull's-eye!
00:47:00 [ Laughing ]
00:47:01 - Yeah!
00:47:03 I love life,
00:47:05 Everything in the world
00:47:08 This is more fun
00:47:11 [ Dripping ]
00:47:13 MICHAEL: What are you doing
00:47:16 Are you guys playing?
00:47:17 We're rehearsing
00:47:20 We got two new songs.
00:47:21 Oh, yeah?
00:47:22 Plus, surprise, we got
00:47:25 Oh, yay.
00:47:27 We could put it together
00:47:30 OK. Is this like a date?
00:47:32 - No.
00:47:35 Music, cars.
00:47:37 - Would it include pizza?
00:47:40 MIA: With M&Ms?
00:47:41 Wait up! Wait for me!
00:47:43 Not you!
00:47:45 - Well, then, I am in.
00:47:47 LILLY: Hi! Whoo-hoo!
00:47:48 Saturday, it's on?
00:47:50 Yeah. Great. Hey, Lil.
00:47:52 - Hi.
00:47:54 - What's happening?
00:47:56 [ Loud chatter ]
00:47:58 MIA: What's going on?
00:47:59 - Maybe it's a protest.
00:48:01 Excuse me. Hi.
00:48:05 LANA: There she is right there!
00:48:07 We're waiting for you.
00:48:08 Right here, Princess!
00:48:09 MIA: Lilly, did you tell?
00:48:11 I didn't say anything!
00:48:12 Princess Mia!
00:48:15 Why are they calling her
00:48:17 WOMAN: Princess Mia,
00:48:20 Come on.
00:48:21 MAN: Can we quote you,
00:48:25 Come on, Mia.
00:48:27 LANA: Oh, Mia! Ohh!
00:48:30 Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:48:32 Excuse me, Mister? Hi!
00:48:35 The phone's ringing
00:48:36 What?!
00:48:39 Oh!
00:48:40 O'CONNELL:
00:48:43 [ Telephone rings ]
00:48:45 Gupta. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:48:48 Mm-hmm.
00:48:52 The queen is coming
00:48:56 SUKI: A limo with flags!
00:48:58 MALE REPORTER: A Genovian
00:49:00 The queen is getting out.
00:49:02 SUKI: Your Majesty,
00:49:05 All we keep hearing
00:49:08 Do you have a comment?
00:49:09 Your Majesty--
00:49:11 Will you be visiting
00:49:12 Are you taking
00:49:17 MIA: Mom, I don't know
00:49:19 HELEN: We'll get to
00:49:22 Here's your tea, Your Majesty.
00:49:24 I'm sorry
00:49:25 That's perfectly all right.
00:49:26 Here.
00:49:29 Joseph?
00:49:35 - Speak.
00:49:37 Majesty, it was I
00:49:41 I outed you. So to speak.
00:49:43 - Grazie.
00:49:45 But not for money, Principessa.
00:49:46 Paolo hates money.
00:49:48 There was no money.
00:49:51 After all, a man like me,
00:49:54 The point is,
00:49:56 who drove me to know that
00:50:00 the beauty was mine!
00:50:02 That I, Paolo Puttanesca,
00:50:06 - Grazie.
00:50:08 [ Speaking Italian ]
00:50:10 By the way,
00:50:12 The next time,
00:50:13 MAN: Your Highness,
00:50:14 GUPTA:
00:50:17 Doesn't anyone respect
00:50:20 What is it like in Genovia,
00:50:24 Do people just fawn over you?
00:50:26 I wonder, would you give us
00:50:29 GUPTA:
00:50:31 Joseph, would you take
00:50:34 and show her your security plans
00:50:38 What?
00:50:40 Ah, yes, of course.
00:50:42 Your Majesty, thank you.
00:50:45 Your security system
00:50:46 Oh, is it?
00:50:48 HELEN: A week ago,
00:50:50 She has never been normal.
00:50:53 And we cope with the press
00:50:56 and we will do it again.
00:50:57 You don't have to do this.
00:50:59 You can get out of
00:51:03 Your mother is right,
00:51:04 We had a bargain.
00:51:08 All right.
00:51:11 and let you know soon.
00:51:14 CLARISSE: Good.
00:51:16 Polite, but vague.
00:51:19 Mia Thermopolis
00:51:21 of local eclectic artist
00:51:24 They currently live in
00:51:26 south of Market Street.
00:51:28 Mia is also the only grandchild
00:51:32 whose husband, King Rupert,
00:51:35 This is
00:51:38 [ School bell rings ]
00:51:43 WOMAN ON P.A.:
00:51:45 please stop rearranging
00:51:48 LILLY:
00:51:50 You're the most popular
00:51:52 Everybody wants to take
00:51:54 Everybody wants
00:51:56 - Hi, Lilly.
00:51:57 LILLY: So I've made a list...
00:52:00 of all the reasons for you
00:52:02 Number one--no privacy.
00:52:04 Number two--you always have
00:52:08 - Number three--
00:52:09 MIA: Ha ha ha!
00:52:11 LILY: Are you OK?
00:52:13 MIA: Ha ha! Number three.
00:52:15 Number three--
00:52:18 You can't be all "Bleah"
00:52:19 Lilly, um...
00:52:21 I really don't want
00:52:22 at the moment, OK?
00:52:24 Just one last question.
00:52:27 Now that you're "out"...
00:52:28 would you come on my cable show
00:52:30 Yeah, sure.
00:52:32 I love you!
00:52:33 I'll buy you another charm
00:52:36 OK? Ooh!
00:52:38 See you Saturday night!
00:52:39 Joe!
00:52:45 Yes, Miss Mia?
00:52:46 I don't want to run
00:52:48 I just want to pass
00:52:50 so can't I just tell everyone
00:52:55 No one can quit being
00:52:58 not even a princess.
00:52:59 Now, you can refuse the job...
00:53:01 but you are a princess
00:53:02 How can I tell
00:53:05 By simply, simply trying.
00:53:07 Like the fancy dinner coming up.
00:53:09 She thinks you're ready.
00:53:11 MIA: Really?
00:53:14 Shall we practice
00:53:16 OK.
00:53:20 Entering.
00:53:21 JOSEPH: At the grand ball,
00:53:25 but at the state dinner,
00:53:30 Shoulders back. Smile.
00:53:33 They're all happy to see you.
00:53:36 BARON: Ah, there she is.
00:53:38 BARONESS: How is she?
00:53:39 You are much prettier.
00:53:45 [ Mia exhales ]
00:53:48 JOE: Well done.
00:53:50 Our diligent Prime Minister,
00:53:54 Hello.
00:53:55 And his lovely wife
00:53:57 Nice to meet you.
00:53:58 And their charming
00:54:00 Oh! Lord Fricker,
00:54:03 You won't need it in there.
00:54:05 And easy on the schnapps.
00:54:07 Remember the Winter Dinner.
00:54:08 MARISSA: I'm not allowed
00:54:11 [ Chuckling ]
00:54:13 Dinner is served.
00:54:15 [ Snoring ]
00:54:19 MOTAZ:
00:54:27 Someday we will own
00:54:30 and you will be queen.
00:54:32 And your face will be
00:54:50 CLARISSE:
00:54:51 Would you like
00:54:55 There's Ryan and Bridget.
00:54:58 CLARISSE:
00:55:01 Would you like to see?
00:55:06 PRINCESS PALISADES:
00:55:07 how would you say
00:55:09 is doing in Genovia?
00:55:10 The Genovian pear market
00:55:13 if you'll pardon the pun.
00:55:15 [ Overlapping conversations ]
00:55:34 And that's their princess.
00:55:38 They grow up so fast,
00:55:40 MIA: Hi.
00:55:42 Is everything all right?
00:55:43 Um, yes, yes.
00:55:45 What was happening
00:55:47 Oh. I just had
00:55:51 - OK.
00:55:52 The food's delicious,
00:55:59 SHEILA: It was for
00:56:01 called "Tarts for Tartan."
00:56:02 They were a wild bunch.
00:56:04 Very exciting.
00:56:06 Thank you.
00:56:12 Between the courses
00:56:14 Bien?
00:56:24 [ Whimpers ]
00:56:26 [ Mumbles ] I'm sorry.
00:56:28 SHEILA: She didn't realize
00:56:30 What should we do?
00:56:31 Well, we should take
00:56:32 Just do the same thing.
00:56:33 MIA: No! No! It's cold!
00:56:35 [ Both mumbling ]
00:56:42 They are acting like monkeys.
00:56:44 - Mmm!
00:56:45 [ Mumbling ]
00:56:47 [ Snorts ]
00:56:48 [ Snorting ]
00:56:51 [ Bang ] Ah!
00:56:53 [ Bang ] Ah!
00:56:55 [ Gasps ]
00:56:57 Have you ever experienced
00:57:00 when you eat ice too quickly?
00:57:03 No.
00:57:09 Wash your hands.
00:57:14 [ Clearing throat ]
00:57:16 [ Clears throat ]
00:57:18 [ Tapping ]
00:57:21 Excuse me.
00:57:22 I'm really sorry.
00:57:24 It happens all the time.
00:57:27 I would like
00:57:29 to the Baroness
00:57:33 May you always be Baron.
00:57:41 Ahh, the famous Genovian