Promotion The
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[Shopping Cart Rolling] |
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[Cart Bangs Against Vehicle] |
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[Man Narrating] |
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I'm an assistant manager |
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where customers come first- |
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- Mr. Stauber. |
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[Doug Narrating] This guy had some complaint |
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a honey graham snack. |
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- [Quietly] Okay. |
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[Speaking Indistinct Language] |
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That's not Spanish, bro. |
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[Continues, Indistinct] |
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[Continues, Shouting] |
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Okay, "Lerhman." |
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[Muttering] |
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- Oh, no. |
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Lerhman, man, |
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- Holy shit! |
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the assistant manager |
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[Doug] |
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[Doug Narrating] |
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It's kind of hard. |
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Outside, we have a gang problem. |
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who stand as far away from the store |
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And at the end of the day, |
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whose feedback is important to us. |
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[Woman's Voice] I returned to the lot |
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sitting on my car eating snacks. |
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They finally left, |
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and "lick"and "titties." |
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[Doug Narrating] I have to turn these cards |
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who's usually on his way back |
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- What's up? |
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- New cards? |
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Good ones? |
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That's good. |
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I'm gonna take off. |
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[Doug Narrating] |
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So I'm not smiling here |
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I'm smiling because |
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who probably is actually happy- |
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and I want to advance |
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[Man] I'm supporting the orbital bone |
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and the other hand |
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I'm manually massaging her heart now. |
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- How'd you get her back? |
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- Hey, Jen. |
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- [Doug] Yeah. Hi. |
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We were just talking about how Mark |
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Good job. |
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- Oh. Tell Mark about "Teddy Grahams." |
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- It's hilarious. |
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- This Teddy Grahams "snack slap" thing. |
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- He got in this little slap fight. |
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- Tell him. |
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No, come on, man. |
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[Doug Narrating] And I'm asked to share my |
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- who never remembers my name. |
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[Doug Narrating] |
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Just the first name though. I tried to put |
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Big deal. He saved an infant. |
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- If I had infant |
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Okay. |
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[Doug Narrating] Some days, |
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- I'd just be "Doug"...for good. |
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You're a shoo-in, dude. |
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- Seriously? |
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Hey, do you know where the expression |
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No. |
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- The Romans used to- |
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I'm the shoo-in- the leading shoo-in. |
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- Oh, you're the leading shoo-in. |
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Come here, you sweaty bastard. |
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- I'm really sweaty. |
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Oh, Jesus! You stink. |
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- I'll take a shower. |
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## [Banjo Plucking Scales, Muffled] |
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## [Bluegrass Picking, Fast] |
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- ## [Continues] |
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Hey, guy, can you just give us a break? |
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- ## [Continues] |
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- I'm supposed to have this piece prepared. |
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have dinner. |
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- ## [Stops] |
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## [Resumes] |
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Compromise. I'll do scales. |
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## [Plucking Scales] |
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- Is it still for sale? |
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- ## [Continues] |
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Because I'm gonna get that job, |
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Me too. |
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I'm a shoo-in. And someone's |
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- Shoo-in? |
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All right. Let's do it. |
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[Doug Narrating] |
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Then this guy |
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[Man Singing Rock] |
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# When the music's loud |
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# Singin', hi, singin', hi # |
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# Come on, feet |
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# Hey # |
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# People shufflin' |
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# Unhappy faces |
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# Singin', hi, singin', hi # |
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# Come on, people |
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# Hey, yeah # |
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# Hey, all right # |
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# Spread the news |
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# Let it go |
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# Singin', hi, singin', hi # |
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# Come on, feet |
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- # Hey, yeah ## |
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- That's for blue stock only. |
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- That gets logged in right away. |
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And if it's before 8:15 in the morning, |
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- Move it over right up there to that first pallet. |
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This way, as soon as it goes back, |
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We just moved. |
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Richard Wehlner, from Quebec. |
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[Doug Narrating] |
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some joker blowing down |
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from a sister company |
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[Engine Stops] |
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Nice location. |
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Yeah. |
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- It's a Plus? |
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- It's gonna be full size? |
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This place will draw too. |
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I'm gonna put in for it, |
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Yeah, me too. |
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- So, okay. See you later. |
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Eh, gimme five. |
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[Engine Starts, Horn Honks] |
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Erickson's is our sister company. |
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Okay. |
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[Manager] Yeah, they're all over Canada. |
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[Doug] |
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I don't know. |
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His work history transfers clean, so- |
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I don't know about |
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So there's a microchip on the right |
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and if it detects an obstacle, |
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So no more scratched door small claims, right? |
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All right, here we go. |
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- ## [Banjo, Fast] |
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- and that maybe the house was out for now. |
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- ## [Stops] |
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- I'm doing the best I can. |
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- I love you intensely. |
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- by playing better banjo. |
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- ## [Resumes] |
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Dream or real? |
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- Real. |
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[Motivational Speaker On Tape] |
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We'll learn the importance |
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to stand out at work |
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We'll also learn that success |
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but to those like- |
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[Speaker Resumes] |
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[Woman #2's Voice] It's nice when |
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in for cupcakes |
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- Thanks, Donaldson's. |
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- Hey. Any good? |
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- Well, what's the problem? We'll work on it as a team. |
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- The lot's so fuckin' nuts. |
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- It's just crazy. Lot detail means bad cards. |
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Scott, why is the board here? |
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Oh, they wanna run stock for the new Plus store |
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Great. I'm eager to meet them. |
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I'm eager to... too. |
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[Man On P.A.] |
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Whether it's Monday morning muffins |
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[Continues, Indistinct] |
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Hey. Those cutters are still out there. |
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- Well, I'm on stacking. |
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- Well, who's on lot? |
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- Ask Richard. |
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They're putting a new product up. |
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- He asked for him? |
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Been working together last couple of weeks. |
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- Can you get out there? Just, uh- |
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Listen, I have bad cards stacking up |
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I'll get you inside tomorrow. |
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[Man On P.A.] |
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Donaldson's is committed to |
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[Continues, Indistinct] |
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[Richard] You can pretty |
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[Kev] Anything? |
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[Laughing] Yeah, man. |
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No, seriously. |
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it's Pepsi's world, right? |
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Um, no, we got a lot of room. |
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if you need more, I can- |
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She got a fat pussy too. I'm talkin' |
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Hey, guys. |
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Yo, and a big-ass house made |
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- It's, like, damn! |
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You gotta walk around. |
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[Scoffing] |
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- Hey, you can't cut through, dawg. |
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- What the fuck you callin' me "whopper." |
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[Gang Member] I bought a Charleston Chew. |
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- [Guard #2] Well, where is it? |
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Your name's Stauber, right? Doug? |
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Yep. |
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- Did he buy a Charleston Chew? |
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Did he buy a Charleston Chew this afternoon? |
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- Yeah. |
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- Then he's a customer, Stauber. |
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Welcome, all you guys. |
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You played this the wrong way, Stauber. |
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- What the frig are you doing? |
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Here's how we're gonna fix this. |
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Go. |
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- [Chattering] |
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I want to offer you- |
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I'd like to offer you a complimentary |
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[Doug Narrating] |
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- Thanks, strawberry faggot. |
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[Doug Narrating] |
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And I was supposed to be inside that day, |
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Kev, I think you're all set. I'm gonna give you |
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- It's great to see you. I'm proud of you. |
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Um, like I said, if you need |
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I can always squeeze |
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Hey, uh, were you a male gymnastics? |
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Was I a male gymnastics? |
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Were you a male gymnastics |
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He says you were a male gymnastic |
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No. I wasn't... male gymnastics |
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Octavio- Come on, man. |
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[Chuckles] |
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[Octavio] |
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- You're lot. |
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[Scott] We should eat. |
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Let's snag somethin' from Deli. |
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[Man] |
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Their selection is out of this world. |
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[Board Members Chattering] |
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We're gonna place four lunch orders. |
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[No Audible Dialogue] |
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[Doug Narrating] |
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No matter how you slice it, |
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You deal with the poster. |
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Rotating convention, |
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69,000, a spot on the board. |
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That's great. |
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- It is. |
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- Hey. |
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I was just tellin' her |
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Hey, come on over and meet Christine Wehlner. |
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- Hey. |
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Lori. Pleased to meet you. |
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- Hi. Doug. |
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Scotland. |
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- On an army mission? |
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Oh. Okay. |
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[Doug Narrating] Man, |
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I didn't know he was a family man. |
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Also, he's Canadian. |
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- Oh. Hey, Paul. |
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- Good to see you too. It's been a while. |
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- Thank you very much. |
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I like it like this. Opens up the pores, |
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- Listen, I gotta run, but you're lookin' great. |
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- See you later. |
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[Doug Narrating] He was nice. And he |
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for stealing my Pepsi rep, Kevin. |
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So, yeah, I'm glad I saw ya... |
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'cause I w-wanted to talk |
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- Pepsi rep Kev? |
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Uh, when we were |
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I wanted to tell you- |
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you know, off to the side- um... |
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I'm a drug addict- recovering- |
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And, uh, Kevin's my program sponsor. |
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Yeah, um, sponsor. |
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Yeah. So, Wednesday, |
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Well, I just really |
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- So I'm sorry if- I didn't mean to- |
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- Come on. |
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- Oh, hey. |
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- It's okay. |
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- Get on outta here. [Chuckles] |
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- [Spanish Radio Station Playing] |
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It's really mine, as the shoo-in. |
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But, uh, I think they're going to sit down |
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They don't stand a chance really. |
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Not with you in this suit, |
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Is that guy still standingon |
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Yeah. |
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That's nice. |
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Hey, do you mind if I listen on my headphones? |
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That's cool. |
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- [Switch Clicks] |
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Chances are, |
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full of men trying their best |
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Millions. So how do you separate yourself |
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who may be younger |
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Through the quality of your work, |
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This chapter's entitled, |
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Let's let this classic rock song |
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[Flat Voice, Edited In] Richard Wehlner- |
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Let's rock! |
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[Man] |
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#Ticktock, tick |
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#Time keeps on slippin' |
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# Into the future # |
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#Time keeps on slippin' |
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- # Into the future-# |
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- # I wanna fly like an eagle-# |
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#To the sea # |
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# Fly like an eagle |
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# I want to fly like an eagle-# |
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- Richard Wehlner- |
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[Office Phones Ringing In Distance] |
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[Doug] Our grocery- |
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And we're trying to draw |
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We get a lot of cut-throughs, but, uh, |
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And I don't shy away |
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That's good. It's critical |
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We have public housing right there. |
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Yeah, it's a balancing act. You need safety, |
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I'm glad you mentioned |
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The housing- those are our neighbors, |
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It's important to get along. |
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Doug, what's this? |
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- I grabbed this on the 19th. |
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Yeah. |
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- When did you get that? |
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- I think this is B.S. |
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I was probably on lot that day. |
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Who was inside? |
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[Exhales] |
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[Quietly] |
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- Richard Wehlner. |
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I think so. Yep. |
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You think he was on Deli, |
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Was on Deli. |
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Send him in. |
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Doug, these aren't great. |
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Bear down. We'll get some fresh cards. |
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I like what you're saying. |
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I need to like what you're doing |
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Thank you. |
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- How'd it go? |
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[Richard] |
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I'm Richard Wehlner. |
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Nice to meet you, sir. |
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Hi. How do you do? |
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[Richard Sighs] |
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In Canada, we don't say- |
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"Cutting the cheese" simply means |
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It doesn't have a double thing, |
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Because in Canada, it's "cracking." |
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- The expression. |
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We "crack the cheese." |
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"Cracking it"? |
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"Cracking the cheese"? |
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So I simply really believed |
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had been given |
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for cutting the actual cheese. |
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I'm sorry. |
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[Pen Continues Scratching On Paper] |
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I simply believed Rogelio |
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I heard you the first time. |
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We're on hold this month. |
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Make up the ground. |
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- Okay? |
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Then that's all. |
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Well, thank you for gimme- |
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for giving me your valuable time. |
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Thank you for your time. I appreciate it. |
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Thank you for this- for this moment. |
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Thank you very much, Mr. Cranston. |
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Thank you very much, sir, for your time today. |
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And I am sorry |
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That's the end of that. |
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No more cheese business. |
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[Man On P.A.] |
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[Richard] So I never got to go over my cool |
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The whole board saw it. |
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Why don't you |
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I want you to blow off some steam. |
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I signed us up for dance lessons. |
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- Oh, I don't know. |
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- Let's do salsa. It's so beautiful. |
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It's gonna be, |
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I don't know if I can do it. |
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Don't worry. |
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- All right. Let's go dancin'. |
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Ready? Whoo! |
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## [No Audible Dance Music] |
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[Giggles] |
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- [Jen] How many pages is that? |
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[Jen Sighs] |
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It's so quiet. |
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Okay. Now we just need that $12,000 check- |
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If I can't make the big 10% down payment |
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Like, uh, if I don't get this job |
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Um, you forfeit that. |
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- Is that bad? |
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"Forfeit," as in, you don't |
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The seller keeps the money. |
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and it's also a way |
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from trying to purchase |
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[Chuckling] |
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- What are you talking about? |
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- Are there really schmucks like that? |
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we'll encounter a schmuck like that- |
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[Chuckles] |
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- [Woman] Hey! Man, what the hell? |
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[Doug] |
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- That was "Teddy"? |
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- He's smaller than I imagined. |
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[Crowd Screams In Distance] |
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[Doug Narrating] |
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and I might have |
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So Richard might be |
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but if I could slide ahead of him |
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Hey, leaders in quality foods, |
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And all of you- |
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Now concentration allows you |
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Shutting out distraction, gang, |
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to accomplish your goals |
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[Sighs, Clears Throat] |
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Get it in here, Chicagoland Donaldson's. |
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Tout de suite it in here, make a stack of hands. |
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Let's go. |
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Now let's make it happen on "one." |
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[All] |
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[All Applauding, Chattering] |
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[Instructor] Here we go. Let's go. |
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And... block out distraction. Easy. |
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Here we go, Aaron. |
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Doug, you can do it. |
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Block out distraction. |
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What do you think, Richard? |
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[Richard Whimpering] |
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You've essentially attained your goal. |
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Who's next? |
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Let's do it, Steve. You've got it. |
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This guy's done this before, right? |
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Here we go. |
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- [Group Chattering Encouragement] |
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Scott, you just concentrate, |
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[Group Gasps, Screams] |
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- [Yelping] |
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[Group Shouting] |
00:28:52 |
- Just get in the pool. You can try it again. |
00:28:54 |
That's all right. |
00:28:57 |
All right. Put the bags |
00:29:00 |
Right over the top. |
00:29:04 |
Now, I want you to take off one thing |
00:29:20 |
Let's take something else off |
00:29:25 |
[Group Members Chuckling] |
00:29:29 |
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. |
00:29:30 |
Something else you don't need. |
00:29:34 |
[Chuckling Continues] |
00:29:35 |
Something else you don't |
00:29:38 |
Something completely unnecessary. |
00:29:43 |
[Quietly] |
00:29:46 |
- What? |
00:29:48 |
- Did you take your sack off? |
00:29:52 |
People, take off one more thing that you |
00:29:57 |
- Do it. |
00:30:07 |
[Group Chuckling, Chattering] |
00:30:10 |
[Group Laughing] |
00:30:14 |
- [Mouthing Words] |
00:30:17 |
All right, everybody that still has a bag |
00:30:21 |
"My concentration skills |
00:30:24 |
- One, two, three. |
00:30:28 |
[Group Continues Laughing] |
00:30:31 |
- [Instructor] Easy with the laughter. |
00:30:33 |
Easy with that. |
00:30:40 |
- [Laughing Continues, Stops] |
00:30:44 |
Who's up for some team building, huh? |
00:30:46 |
[Group Cheers] |
00:30:46 |
Let's head over |
00:30:49 |
Guy, slap the clothes back on. |
00:30:51 |
Let's just watch the assumptions. |
00:30:56 |
Yeah, is this Chicagoland Pepsi? |
00:30:59 |
Connect to Kevin Conoway, please? |
00:31:02 |
Richard Wehlner. |
00:31:08 |
[Man On P.A.] |
00:31:11 |
the champion of excellence. |
00:31:13 |
- [Continues, Indistinct] |
00:31:40 |
Scott, lot the full week? |
00:31:43 |
Pepsi's sending a new season of stuff. |
00:31:48 |
- PepsiCo's chips and paperware- |
00:31:53 |
I got two weeks before the board |
00:31:55 |
That's one week of suck cards. |
00:31:59 |
- What, are you callin' me by my last name now? |
00:32:02 |
Kevin wants Richard. That's Pepsi. |
00:32:06 |
You know what? I'm takin' lot. Give it to me. |
00:32:11 |
I'm gonna get some prime lot cards. |
00:32:14 |
- Awesome. |
00:32:16 |
Awesome. |
00:32:18 |
- Let's make it happen! |
00:32:21 |
[Beeping Continues] |
00:32:28 |
Hey, remove yourself! Get your pizza off there. |
00:32:32 |
Fuck you, Mr. Chopsticks. |
00:32:35 |
Hey, show some respect! Where is someone? |
00:32:43 |
That's addressed to the board, |
00:32:46 |
They want the fresh ones. |
00:32:53 |
[Man's Voice] Gordon "Jiminy." |
00:32:57 |
because I offended him, |
00:33:01 |
Kidney punched me. |
00:33:03 |
[Woman's Voice] There's a little bit |
00:33:06 |
'cause your security guy |
00:33:09 |
[Places Card On Table] |
00:33:50 |
[Clears Throat] |
00:34:08 |
Okay. The, uh- |
00:34:11 |
and, uh, here we go- |
00:34:15 |
because that's how much confidence |
00:34:18 |
Remember, this could be |
00:34:23 |
Fuck! |
00:34:25 |
[Motivational Speaker]... as I offer you |
00:34:29 |
And, like the eagle, you'll create |
00:34:34 |
Richard Wehlner. |
00:34:36 |
[Doug Narrating] If you ever have |
00:34:39 |
at a major American grocery store, |
00:34:42 |
Inside you have some freedom. |
00:34:48 |
[Swishes, Gargles] |
00:34:50 |
You can catch a breeze off the dairy cooler. |
00:34:59 |
[Quietly] |
00:35:00 |
[Doug Narrating] |
00:35:02 |
[Man #2's Voice] I just wanted |
00:35:05 |
Yes. |
00:35:08 |
[Man #3's Voice] |
00:35:10 |
I fuckin' had it for a while there, |
00:35:15 |
- [Horn Honking] |
00:35:18 |
I'll be a repeat customer. |
00:35:20 |
- [Honking Continues] |
00:35:25 |
- [Indistinct]... cuttin' grass and shit? |
00:35:28 |
I can call the police. So, just so you know, |
00:35:32 |
- I'm on a parkin' lot. |
00:35:34 |
- [Gang Member] Fuck you. |
00:35:38 |
- What does that mean? Hey! Well, give 'em back! |
00:35:41 |
Fuckin' get 'em. |
00:35:44 |
Fuck! |
00:35:46 |
[Others Continue Laughing, Chattering] |
00:35:51 |
Fuck! |
00:35:53 |
Fuck you, man, you know? |
00:35:55 |
- Back what? |
00:35:58 |
- What you call me, motherfucker? |
00:36:00 |
- Get off the lot! Get off me! |
00:36:04 |
- Is he serious? |
00:36:07 |
- Have a nice day! |
00:36:10 |
- You have a nice day, fuckin' assholes! |
00:36:20 |
Aren't you on lot? |
00:36:22 |
I'm tryin' to fix these cards. |
00:36:24 |
Don't forget, those go in today. |
00:36:26 |
Half hour, I'm gonna go down there. |
00:36:29 |
- Who's on lot? |
00:36:33 |
Ah, put Octavio out. |
00:36:36 |
We got it covered. |
00:36:38 |
In my locker. |
00:36:41 |
- Thanks, Scott. |
00:36:53 |
I don't know what you say. |
00:37:00 |
[Doug Narrating] |
00:37:04 |
said, "Your employees were very... |
00:37:12 |
I wondered, |
00:37:15 |
Esteban? No. |
00:37:24 |
- Hey. |
00:37:28 |
[Scott] I found a whole stack |
00:37:34 |
- Stauber. |
00:37:38 |
A whole stack. |
00:37:40 |
Scott, man, lot's so messed up. |
00:37:45 |
I know it is, |
00:37:47 |
I'm going down to the Augusta Plus. |
00:37:51 |
Why don't you pack your |
00:37:54 |
I wanna see you hand these over. |
00:37:56 |
Pack your stack. |
00:37:58 |
A lot of the guys, when they're goin' out |
00:38:02 |
they're doin' |
00:38:04 |
And everyone wants to get fresh air. |
00:38:06 |
Don't get me wrong. |
00:38:08 |
but we need you inside, |
00:38:17 |
[Asian Man's Voice] |
00:38:19 |
of "ching chong Chinaman" |
00:38:23 |
You know what? I'd like you |
00:38:28 |
- Out loud? |
00:38:36 |
"My grocery list didn't include |
00:38:41 |
Beth Kopins, 84." |
00:38:47 |
- You want me to read all of these? |
00:38:49 |
- [Sighs] Fuck. |
00:38:53 |
That's on the card. |
00:38:55 |
"Fuck, that was a great |
00:38:59 |
- It doesn't say that, does it? |
00:39:02 |
What does it say then? |
00:39:07 |
[Doug Narrating] |
00:39:10 |
But I just decided to bear down, |
00:39:14 |
and just get more hands-on. |
00:39:17 |
I was going to handle it. I was going |
00:39:17 |
I was going to handle it. I was going |
00:39:22 |
- Then something happened: |
00:39:24 |
You're on the lot. |
00:39:25 |
provoked by what I call |
00:39:28 |
Full Yoo-hoo. |
00:39:30 |
- [Doug, Groaning] Fuck! |
00:39:35 |
That's assault! I'm callin' the police. |
00:39:38 |
Suck my dick. |
00:39:38 |
You're fucking gone. |
00:39:39 |
[Doug Narrating] |
00:39:41 |
[Screaming] |
00:39:46 |
- I mean, what did he do? Did he grab you? |
00:39:49 |
A bottle hit me, |
00:39:51 |
- He threw it? |
00:39:54 |
Hey, you Maced him full in the face. |
00:39:57 |
Why don't you calm down? |
00:39:58 |
He hit me in the head with a bottle. |
00:40:00 |
[Chuckles] |
00:40:03 |
What I know is, he's got a face |
00:40:05 |
his mom and dad are upset, and I'm tryin' |
00:40:10 |
They wanna talk to somebody- |
00:40:15 |
I have to call the board. |
00:40:17 |
- Man, he grabbed me. |
00:40:20 |
I don't know. I have to talk to the board. |
00:40:25 |
I don't know. |
00:40:28 |
[Chatter On Walkie-Talkie] |
00:40:39 |
Javier, what are you- |
00:40:43 |
The bag's damaged. |
00:40:45 |
What, are they gonna melt? |
00:40:53 |
[Whispers] |
00:40:56 |
This... is... |
00:40:58 |
bull... |
00:41:00 |
- shit! |
00:41:03 |
- Hey! Whoa! |
00:41:06 |
He's whippin' stuff at me. |
00:41:07 |
I was tossing them out. |
00:41:09 |
It hit me in the wrist. |
00:41:12 |
Ow. They're frozen. |
00:41:15 |
- Fuck you, Wehlner. |
00:41:18 |
[Sighs] |
00:41:21 |
- What? |
00:41:25 |
Geez. I don't know. It just- |
00:41:28 |
They're pretty dense. |
00:41:30 |
- Man, fuck you, Richard. |
00:41:38 |
Something's wrong. |
00:41:43 |
You know, in the case |
00:41:46 |
in a weird case |
00:41:48 |
it's going to be four more years, |
00:41:51 |
You're making too much of this new job. |
00:41:55 |
there's night school- |
00:41:58 |
You don't need this pressure. |
00:41:59 |
We can do it together, just like |
00:42:01 |
Jen, I don't want you waiting for the bus |
00:42:05 |
You already work two shifts. |
00:42:10 |
- I don't want to, but I will. |
00:42:13 |
- Doug, look out! |
00:42:15 |
- [Jen] Hey! Hey! |
00:42:17 |
Hey! Hey! |
00:42:19 |
- [Speaking Indistinct Language] |
00:42:23 |
What, man? What issue? |
00:42:25 |
Y-You do not honor the coupons |
00:42:28 |
All right. I'll honor your coupons. |
00:42:31 |
Okay? Stop? |
00:42:32 |
You can't go around slapping people. |
00:42:37 |
- [Doorbell Rings] |
00:42:40 |
- Hey, guy. |
00:42:53 |
[Doug Narrating] |
00:42:55 |
got slapped in the eyes yesterday |
00:42:57 |
Probably not. |
00:42:59 |
I'm just gonna try to forget |
00:43:02 |
via some beers. |
00:43:06 |
Hey. Wanna top me off there, |
00:43:16 |
Are you enjoying your drink? |
00:43:18 |
Then I started working |
00:43:21 |
You know, that's been pretty okay. |
00:43:24 |
Because you can have |
00:43:26 |
And, uh, move up in administration. |
00:43:29 |
Save a little money. |
00:43:32 |
- Yeah. |
00:43:33 |
So it's been good- |
00:43:35 |
till this guy from Quebec |
00:43:38 |
You told me about that already. |
00:43:40 |
- I did? |
00:43:42 |
- ## [Banjo Plucking] |
00:43:45 |
Let's get down sexually right now... |
00:43:48 |
while you play the banjo. |
00:43:50 |
- [Man #2] Good idea. |
00:43:53 |
## [Banjo Continues] |
00:43:55 |
[Man #1] |
00:43:57 |
- Oh, right on. |
00:44:01 |
[Doug Narrating] |
00:44:03 |
to write a Mace apology speech |
00:44:06 |
- I hadn't written a speech since Webelos. |
00:44:09 |
"While on a courtesy patrol, |
00:44:12 |
"approached a Donaldson's customer and me |
00:44:15 |
and I was struck in the head |
00:44:22 |
How do you know |
00:44:27 |
- I noticed, um, previous to the thing... |
00:44:31 |
that the young man that I had |
00:44:35 |
After I was struck, I noticed that he wasn't |
00:44:40 |
And there was no one else |
00:44:44 |
"I discharged a single pull of Mace |
00:44:48 |
I'm glad he's recovered. |
00:44:50 |
"But the incident only occurred because |
00:44:55 |
"It would have happened |
00:44:59 |
- " by a group of any creed or color. |
00:45:02 |
"We at Donaldson's are proud |
00:45:05 |
"We think it's a great one. |
00:45:07 |
"We intend to continue to provide a courteous |
00:45:12 |
"and we intend to continue |
00:45:15 |
"with that one wheel |
00:45:18 |
[Audience Chuckling] |
00:45:22 |
"We understand that the young men |
00:45:25 |
"are not good examples of the community, |
00:45:28 |
"who there are a lot of |
00:45:31 |
"The incident was unfortunate |
00:45:35 |
"but we won't let a few bad apples |
00:45:38 |
You can be sure of that. |
00:45:41 |
[Applause] |
00:45:57 |
I think everybody's |
00:45:59 |
Yeah. |
00:46:00 |
- It's isolated. |
00:46:03 |
What's that? |
00:46:05 |
I agree. It's isolated. |
00:46:08 |
We won't be seeing |
00:46:13 |
Black apples. |
00:46:17 |
- What's that? |
00:46:25 |
- I said "bad" ones. |
00:46:27 |
- Bad apples. |
00:46:30 |
I'm sorry if there's some confusion. |
00:46:33 |
Hey, come on. It's been a long day. |
00:46:36 |
This is a lot of shit. |
00:46:38 |
You are not a black apple to me. |
00:46:40 |
I said that possibly there was |
00:46:45 |
And I didn't mean to say black. |
00:46:50 |
"Blatch." "Blad." |
00:46:53 |
"Blapples." |
00:46:58 |
Where'd you get this fucker? |
00:47:03 |
Let's catch up outside. |
00:47:08 |
You hear that guy? |
00:47:10 |
"Where'd you get this fucker?" |
00:47:12 |
Maybe I don't belong here. |
00:47:16 |
You-You just- |
00:47:18 |
You said "blapples," hon. |
00:47:25 |
Let's- Let's find a way for you |
00:47:28 |
get cooled down. |
00:47:30 |
No payments, right? |
00:47:33 |
- Right. |
00:47:45 |
[Motivational Speaker] |
00:47:47 |
- "Keeping Your Cool." |
00:47:49 |
Have you ever seen |
00:47:53 |
- [Grunts] |
00:47:58 |
Stay loose. |
00:48:05 |
Fuck. |
00:48:07 |
Every life has its frustrations... |
00:48:09 |
but be careful not to let them |
00:48:15 |
Instead of curses, find a more family-friendly |
00:48:22 |
Fuck you! Ship fuck! |
00:48:25 |
Seven seas fucker! |
00:48:29 |
- For Chrissake. |
00:48:33 |
Not even a guy with tiny hands! |
00:48:35 |
Not even a guy with a child's hands! |
00:48:37 |
- Fuck that! |
00:48:42 |
[Doug Narrating] |
00:48:45 |
to celebrate Richard's racial slur. |
00:48:47 |
But I had a feeling |
00:48:49 |
A couple more little things- |
00:48:52 |
Black apples? |
00:48:58 |
What do you have? |
00:49:00 |
Hey. Oh, almeja sauce. |
00:49:03 |
Yeah, I'm gonna make dinner tonight. |
00:49:05 |
We've been stressed |
00:49:08 |
I wanna make something. |
00:49:10 |
It's supposed to be good, |
00:49:13 |
- You got that clam sauce? |
00:49:15 |
You should ask Sylvia |
00:49:18 |
Yeah? She makes it? |
00:49:19 |
[Doug Narrating] |
00:49:22 |
It also means something dirty- |
00:49:26 |
The baggers say it all day- |
00:49:28 |
[Ernesto, Speaking Spanish] |
00:49:31 |
- [Laughing] |
00:49:33 |
Ask her, papa. She's got a good recipe. |
00:49:37 |
[Doug Narrating] |
00:49:39 |
Or should I break him down? |
00:49:43 |
Go ahead, learn some Spanish- |
00:49:45 |
Sylvia. |
00:49:48 |
Um- |
00:49:54 |
Mmm! |
00:50:10 |
Richard. |
00:50:13 |
Did you ask Sylvia |
00:50:15 |
Yeah. |
00:50:17 |
You say it was the best? |
00:50:20 |
Yeah. |
00:50:21 |
That's pussy sauce. |
00:50:23 |
[All Snickering] |
00:50:25 |
What? |
00:50:27 |
- That's pussy sauce. |
00:50:31 |
It's her pussy. |
00:50:33 |
[Laughing Continues] |
00:50:36 |
[Laughter Fades Into Silence] |
00:50:51 |
[Motivational Speaker] |
00:50:54 |
"Dignity and Respect |
00:50:58 |
Gaining the respect of colleagues |
00:51:02 |
but these feelings- |
00:51:05 |
are a necessary part of a good life. |
00:51:10 |
- [Richard]Just frustrated. |
00:51:14 |
Not by a long shot. |
00:51:22 |
I've just had a bad day. |
00:51:25 |
I'm feeling a little |
00:51:27 |
- Maybe I'm missing home. |
00:51:29 |
- "It's a great place to soar," you said. |
00:51:34 |
- [Sighs] Are you okay? |
00:51:37 |
I just feel like I'm at camp |
00:51:44 |
You did male gymnastics |
00:51:47 |
- What? |
00:51:51 |
I don't know what they're saying. |
00:51:52 |
Name same as mine popped |
00:51:56 |
Hey, watch your soups. |
00:51:59 |
What about my soups? |
00:52:03 |
Your soups are sloppy. |
00:52:06 |
- We're gonna be okay. |
00:52:11 |
- I love you. |
00:52:14 |
- I'll see you at home. |
00:52:16 |
I just have to log |
00:52:18 |
- Bye. |
00:52:22 |
Hey. |
00:52:26 |
Are you gonna write me up, Doug? |
00:52:28 |
No, man. |
00:52:46 |
Yeah, I just- I just feel like |
00:52:50 |
I know. |
00:52:52 |
Hey, smoke it down, bro. |
00:52:58 |
I had some, like, lost years. |
00:53:04 |
Man, I was in a motorcycle gang. |
00:53:07 |
## [Soft Pop, Indistinct] |
00:53:11 |
Fuck you! |
00:53:16 |
I guess I'll just get everybody. |
00:53:20 |
- Have a nice day, hon. |
00:53:26 |
- [Motor Revs, Stalls] |
00:53:30 |
We found each other |
00:53:36 |
We said we were gonna |
00:53:42 |
It's just hard. |
00:53:44 |
I mean, day care's 300. |
00:53:47 |
This dance class is $280 U.S. |
00:53:49 |
Yeah. |
00:53:53 |
This is what I did. |
00:53:55 |
I bought a house |
00:53:59 |
I can't even nearly afford. |
00:54:05 |
I'm gonna tell Lori I toked up. |
00:54:08 |
Yeah. I'm gonna tell Jen. |
00:54:11 |
Because that's how you get happy- |
00:54:13 |
leading an honest life no matter |
00:54:18 |
So I'm telling her. |
00:54:21 |
Because- |
00:54:24 |
If you have that |
00:54:27 |
man, that-that "all the way" love- |
00:54:31 |
then you could be even, |
00:54:35 |
and still light it up with a smile. |
00:54:39 |
So go on, let it shine. |
00:54:42 |
I'm not bullshittin'. |
00:54:45 |
We're goin'. We're goin' to Glasgow, |
00:54:48 |
Okay, great. Yeah, go visit your grammy. |
00:54:52 |
Make it a holiday. I'll show you |
00:54:55 |
Tell your grammy I said hi. |
00:54:57 |
I'll tell Grammy that you're a doper. |
00:55:00 |
Whoa. Lori, don't. |
00:55:02 |
Okay, Chrissie. Have a little holiday |
00:55:05 |
- [Lori] All right. Let's go. |
00:55:08 |
Lori, make it a holiday. |
00:55:13 |
- Will you get the mail in when you get home? |
00:55:17 |
- I gotta tell you something. |
00:55:19 |
- Yeah. Hey. Teddy Grahams. |
00:55:22 |
We got surgery at 10:00. |
00:55:25 |
Okay. |
00:55:25 |
What's a cleft palate? |
00:55:27 |
It's a deformation of the "mascus" |
00:55:31 |
Medically, it's "masculari horriblus"... |
00:55:34 |
which is Latin for "monster face." |
00:55:37 |
And I guess some of these kids |
00:55:41 |
But we restore them to normalcy. |
00:55:45 |
You should see it, man. |
00:55:50 |
- Man. |
00:55:57 |
- What? Tell me what. |
00:56:01 |
Okay. |
00:56:03 |
- Let me show you something. |
00:56:06 |
[Man On P.A., Indistinct] |
00:56:13 |
[Doug Narrating] One way to go from |
00:56:17 |
is to find a gift from your wife- |
00:56:20 |
of some long-sleeved shirts... |
00:56:23 |
because she believes |
00:56:25 |
as the shoo-in boss of a large grocery |
00:56:28 |
When the truth is you might |
00:56:31 |
for the foreseeable future |
00:56:35 |
- Hey. I like my shirts. |
00:56:38 |
What are you doing? |
00:56:41 |
It's for night school- |
00:56:44 |
I thought I should do it. |
00:56:46 |
- Are you worried? |
00:56:50 |
I didn't want to miss the sign-up. |
00:56:53 |
- You have to write a check? |
00:56:58 |
Don't. Because I got the job. |
00:57:01 |
- They decided? |
00:57:03 |
- Doug! You are great! |
00:57:08 |
Good-bye, banjo fuckers! |
00:57:10 |
Yeah. |
00:57:16 |
[Paper Tearing] |
00:57:18 |
[Doug Narrating] |
00:57:20 |
A lie wish? |
00:57:23 |
- [Man] Way to go, Doug! |
00:57:28 |
Whoo. |
00:57:51 |
[Richard] |
00:57:54 |
My wrist is acting up a little... |
00:57:56 |
from the Tater Tot thing. |
00:57:59 |
So I think I should |
00:58:03 |
The in-store complaint? |
00:58:04 |
- Yeah. |
00:58:07 |
That circulates through the company- |
00:58:09 |
to the board, everywhere. |
00:58:12 |
- Are you sure? |
00:58:16 |
You know, in case he does it |
00:58:20 |
- Okay. I'll get the forms. |
00:58:24 |
Because it's flaring up. |
00:58:38 |
[Man] |
00:58:41 |
# I could be right # |
00:58:49 |
# Could be wrong # |
00:58:55 |
# I could be wrong |
00:58:57 |
# I could be black |
00:59:00 |
# I could be right |
00:59:04 |
[Doug Narrating] |
00:59:06 |
They're for gross and flagrant violation |
00:59:09 |
It says it on the paperwork. |
00:59:11 |
- Goddamn it. |
00:59:15 |
to jobs their wives already |
00:59:17 |
[Sighs] |
00:59:21 |
Oye. I heard from Scott. |
00:59:25 |
He say you into gymnastics |
00:59:30 |
[Chattering] |
00:59:35 |
# Could be wrong # |
00:59:38 |
# I could be right # |
00:59:47 |
Our classes are a "no refund" policy. |
00:59:50 |
Right. Uh- |
00:59:53 |
My wife- |
00:59:58 |
Due to circumstances, my wife |
01:00:02 |
and that's cash money. |
01:00:05 |
You can transfer your deposit |
01:00:08 |
We have one class |
01:00:19 |
- # I could be wrong # |
01:00:22 |
# I could be right # |
01:00:25 |
[Clicking Continues] |
01:00:32 |
- Hey, Mr. Wehlner. |
01:00:32 |
- Hey, Mr. Wehlner. |
01:00:35 |
- How you doin'? |
01:00:37 |
- What'd you do last night? |
01:00:41 |
- You did? That sounds awesome. |
01:00:43 |
- Guess what. |
01:00:45 |
- I'm growing a mustache. |
01:00:49 |
Hey, Hardy, you're doing a great job |
01:00:52 |
- Thanks. You too, man. |
01:01:06 |
- What's going on? |
01:01:09 |
Just... Hardy. |
01:01:12 |
It just gets sad sometimes. |
01:01:15 |
Do you know why Hardy's hand |
01:01:17 |
Why? |
01:01:20 |
'Cause retarded guys |
01:01:23 |
that they rub the skin |
01:01:26 |
[Voice Quavering] |
01:01:30 |
Just-They have a hard time |
01:01:35 |
- Hey. |
01:01:39 |
- Scott in? |
01:01:43 |
- I think Scott's in Receiving. |
01:01:46 |
I wanted to ask you a |
01:01:48 |
No problem. |
01:01:48 |
I'll see you guys later, all right? |
01:01:50 |
Hey, fellas. |
01:01:57 |
What was he doing? |
01:01:59 |
- Was he talking about jacking off? |
01:02:03 |
He was talking about jacking it? |
01:02:06 |
In front of customers? |
01:02:21 |
Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. |
01:02:40 |
[Metal Taps Clicking] |
01:02:47 |
F. you! |
01:02:49 |
- What? |
01:02:52 |
They asked me what you said. |
01:02:55 |
- You know what? Fuck you, Doug. |
01:02:58 |
How's your wrist? |
01:03:01 |
- You're bogus. |
01:03:03 |
You lace that thing on, |
01:03:05 |
out of money for me and my wife. |
01:03:07 |
Those things weigh 62 grams. |
01:03:08 |
I don't know what a gram is, |
01:03:12 |
Get off me, Wehlner! |
01:03:14 |
See you later, Tappy. |
01:03:17 |
What, are you wearing tap shoes? |
01:03:20 |
Lori left me, little boy. |
01:03:22 |
It's the only class |
01:03:24 |
Goddamn! Come on! |
01:03:32 |
[Man] |
01:03:34 |
[Both Muttering] |
01:03:38 |
Come on! |
01:03:40 |
- Fuck off! |
01:03:42 |
Come on, dick! |
01:03:44 |
[Both Muttering] |
01:03:47 |
- Fuck you! |
01:03:50 |
Not cool! Go inside. |
01:03:53 |
[People Chattering] |
01:03:55 |
Sorry, Scott. |
01:03:58 |
- Dancing bear. |
01:04:00 |
[Murmurs] |
01:04:02 |
[Man On P.A., Indistinct] |
01:04:02 |
[Man On P.A., Indistinct] |
01:04:04 |
[Doug Narrating] |
01:04:07 |
trying to forget about it and roll into |
01:04:11 |
Then I spied that Big World. |
01:04:14 |
Remember Do-Good and Dodo? |
01:04:17 |
Dodo makes lunchtime |
01:04:30 |
Do-Good shares his peanut brittle |
01:04:36 |
"Negro"? |
01:04:38 |
What the fuck? |
01:04:45 |
- Hey, babe. |
01:04:49 |
[Doug Narrating] |
01:04:52 |
even if he didn't make it. |
01:04:56 |
Dodo is sometimes simply |
01:05:21 |
- Hey, Lori. It's me. |
01:05:23 |
Hey, uh, tomorrow's the big day- |
01:05:26 |
You know, the final interview thing. |
01:05:29 |
Then they make their decision. |
01:05:31 |
Hey, guess what. |
01:05:34 |
The studio wouldn't give me |
01:05:37 |
I've gotta say I really like it. |
01:05:40 |
It's a real dance style. |
01:05:42 |
Um, anyway, whatever. |
01:05:46 |
And, uh- |
01:05:48 |
Listen, Lori. |
01:05:50 |
I love you, and I miss you. |
01:05:54 |
Bye. |
01:05:56 |
# And deep down |
01:06:02 |
# Oh, but I'm tired |
01:06:05 |
# To a feelin' |
01:06:07 |
[Motivational Speaker] |
01:06:11 |
really critical days in his life- |
01:06:14 |
a few days that can totally determine |
01:06:19 |
This chapter is dedicated to helping you- |
01:06:24 |
to make the most of the few really golden |
01:06:30 |
So let's let this classic track |
01:06:34 |
- "Time for Me to Fly." |
01:06:39 |
# Time for me to fly # |
01:06:41 |
# Oh, I've got |
01:06:45 |
- # Time for me to fly # |
01:06:48 |
# That's just how |
01:06:51 |
# Oh, I know it hurts |
01:06:56 |
# But it's time for me to fly # |
01:06:59 |
# It's time for me to fly # |
01:07:02 |
# It's time for me to fly # |
01:07:05 |
# It's time for me to fly # |
01:07:08 |
# It's time for me to fly # |
01:07:10 |
# It's time for me to fly # |
01:07:13 |
# It's time for me to fly ## |
01:07:17 |
[Motivational Speaker] |
01:07:20 |
Because I didn't pay |
01:07:24 |
[Groans] |
01:07:27 |
You have to pull the card back out. |
01:07:34 |
[Woman On P.A.] |
01:07:38 |
Orange Line, Midway. |
01:07:43 |
[People Chattering] |
01:07:49 |
[Woman On P.A., Indistinct] |
01:07:58 |
[Train Approaching] |
01:08:29 |
[Train Stops] |
01:08:33 |
[Man On P.A.] We have a temporary delay. |
01:08:36 |
[Woman On P.A., Indistinct] |
01:08:51 |
[Man] |
01:08:55 |
# Whenever Paul # |
01:09:01 |
# Thinks of rain # |
01:09:07 |
# Swallows fall # |
01:09:13 |
# In a wave # |
01:09:19 |
# And tap on his window # |
01:09:23 |
[Motivational Speaker] |
01:09:26 |
I've written this chapter |
01:09:31 |
Perhaps you'll choose |
01:09:33 |
on the morning |
01:09:37 |
So here it goes, |
01:09:41 |
Richard Wehlner- |
01:09:43 |
is totally number one. |
01:09:46 |
Because- Richard Wehlner- |
01:09:48 |
shows true grit. |
01:09:50 |
Richard Wehlner- |
01:09:55 |
because- Richard Wehlner- |
01:10:01 |
# Rings just once # |
01:10:03 |
# Late at night # |
01:10:08 |
# Like a bird # |
01:10:13 |
# Don't be scared # |
01:10:15 |
# Don't believe |
01:10:24 |
# Wake # |
01:10:28 |
# Wake up, Paul # |
01:10:32 |
# Whisper clouds # |
01:10:37 |
# Rolling by # |
01:10:43 |
# And the seeds ## |
01:10:51 |
[Mitch] |
01:10:53 |
Just that I'd give |
01:10:56 |
I think you would. |
01:10:58 |
Good. So if there's nothing else... |
01:11:01 |
send in jack apples. |
01:11:03 |
[All Laughing] |
01:11:04 |
Let's get applejacker's |
01:11:07 |
That cheese cracker. |
01:11:10 |
[Sighs] |
01:11:16 |
Good luck. |
01:11:18 |
Because you're gonna need it. |
01:11:22 |
Before I get Richard, |
01:11:29 |
We have this bag boy- Hardy. |
01:11:33 |
that Richard Wehlner |
01:11:36 |
Richard was just letting me know there are |
01:11:40 |
- That's all. |
01:11:47 |
Um, the parts where Hardy |
01:11:51 |
So he has a powdered right hand |
01:11:58 |
Wouldn't powder make |
01:12:03 |
Uh, probably, but- |
01:12:06 |
This is a specific powder |
01:12:11 |
All I'm saying is that- |
01:12:16 |
He's not out of line |
01:12:18 |
I wanted you to know. |
01:12:21 |
He's a real good grocer. |
01:12:23 |
So if there was |
01:12:26 |
I guess that leaves you guys |
01:12:32 |
Yeah. I guess. |
01:12:36 |
Tell Richard we'll be with him |
01:12:40 |
[Breathes Deeply] |
01:12:44 |
Are you all done? |
01:12:46 |
They said wait around. |
01:12:49 |
- For what? |
01:12:52 |
They just said wait around. |
01:12:56 |
[Door Closes Softly] |
01:12:59 |
[Wheels Squeaking] |
01:13:25 |
[All Urinating] |
01:13:30 |
I'm fucked. |
01:14:07 |
Hey. Richard. |
01:14:12 |
Doug. |
01:14:15 |
We're all just out here |
01:14:19 |
Sometimes we bump into each other. |
01:14:31 |
Stay loose, Doug. |
01:14:44 |
# Every day, I'm gonna |
01:14:48 |
[Motivational Speaker] |
01:14:50 |
But now it's time |
01:14:53 |
and just kick everyone's ass. |
01:14:55 |
See you at the yacht club, my good friend- |
01:15:01 |
[TV Playing, Indistinct] |
01:15:13 |
- Do one thing for me. |
01:15:16 |
You fix that little ship... |
01:15:18 |
and you keep it cool |
01:15:21 |
- Chrissie's sleepin'. |
01:15:33 |
Don't get f'ing tangled. |
01:15:42 |
[Jen] |
01:15:44 |
I carved out some free time. |
01:15:46 |
- On your first day? |
01:15:54 |
You didn't start |
01:15:57 |
No. |
01:16:01 |
You didn't actually get it yet, |
01:16:04 |
No. |
01:16:06 |
Doug, why did you tell me that? |
01:16:09 |
I said I could go back to school. |
01:16:11 |
I want to be the primary |
01:16:17 |
Female lions do the hunting. |
01:16:21 |
I'm not a lion. |
01:16:24 |
I'm a guy. |
01:16:26 |
Get up there, son of a b. |
01:16:39 |
- I was embarrassed. |
01:16:42 |
Our life. |
01:16:44 |
- And George Washington Carver. |
01:16:46 |
Who made all this stuff |
01:16:49 |
blankets, peanut silverware... |
01:16:51 |
a peanut car, a peanut gun. |
01:16:53 |
- No, he didn't. |
01:16:55 |
And he was a slave. |
01:16:57 |
I should've made something by now. |
01:17:00 |
I'm 33 years old. |
01:17:04 |
I am peanuts. |
01:17:11 |
You're such a guy. |
01:17:24 |
Hey. |
01:17:27 |
Fuck! |
01:17:33 |
- I tried, babe. |
01:17:38 |
I'll get the next one, babe, |
01:17:41 |
- I know. |
01:17:44 |
Love you too. |
01:17:49 |
[Mouthing Words] |
01:18:06 |
## [Cell Phone Ringing Tune] |
01:18:18 |
- Hello. |
01:18:21 |
- Hey. |
01:18:23 |
Between you and me, Richard |
01:18:27 |
So it was you and Donnie Wahls |
01:18:30 |
But he's pretty junior. |
01:18:32 |
So I'm calling to say |
01:18:37 |
- Oh, man. |
01:18:41 |
I just wanted to say welcome aboard. |
01:18:43 |
Oh, hey. Welcome aboard |
01:18:46 |
Yeah. Doug, we'll see you |
01:18:49 |
Okay, yeah. |
01:18:49 |
- Hey-Hey, Mitch. Thanks. |
01:18:59 |
[Doug Narrating] Standing downtown, |
01:19:03 |
Was I the better man? |
01:19:05 |
I don't know. |
01:19:07 |
Maybe because |
01:19:09 |
And if I met Richard |
01:19:11 |
I think I could still |
01:19:14 |
So was I the better man? |
01:19:17 |
I don't know. |
01:19:23 |
Man, I hadn't felt that good |
01:19:29 |
in the Junior Olympics. |
01:19:39 |
Yeah! |
01:19:49 |
I never saw Richard again, but I heard |
01:19:54 |
back to his old grocery. |
01:19:56 |
I also heard he put out a storage room fire |
01:19:59 |
and got promoted to manager. |
01:20:02 |
There are rumors he started the fire himself |
01:20:06 |
But either way, |
01:20:09 |
And that's cool, because he can |
01:20:12 |
He can save a little something |
01:20:15 |
I don't know, maybe a new chopper. |
01:20:19 |
[Motor Revs] |
01:20:30 |
[Man] |
01:20:35 |
# Put it on a show on cable # |
01:20:41 |
# You can really show it all there # |
01:20:47 |
# Turn it on when you are able # |
01:20:51 |
# Turn it on # |
01:20:53 |
# Turn it on and all the way up # |
01:20:56 |
# Turn it on # |
01:20:59 |
# In your houses when you wake up # |
01:21:02 |
# Turn it on # |
01:21:05 |
# When you ain't got no relation # |
01:21:08 |
# To all those other stations # |
01:21:10 |
# Turn it on # |
01:21:23 |
# Put your life into a bubble # |
01:21:28 |
# We can pick you up on radar# |
01:21:34 |
# Hit a satellite with feeling # |
01:21:39 |
# Give the people |
01:21:44 |
- # Turn it on # |
01:21:46 |
# Turn it on and all the way up # |
01:21:49 |
- # Turn it on # |
01:21:52 |
# In your houses when you wake up # |
01:21:55 |
- # Turn it on # |
01:21:57 |
# When you ain't got no relation # |
01:22:01 |
# To all those other stations # |
01:22:03 |
- # Turn it on # |
01:22:06 |
# Turn it on and all the way up # |
01:22:08 |
- # Turn it on # |
01:22:11 |
# In your houses when you wake up # |
01:22:14 |
- # Turn it on # |
01:22:17 |
# When you ain't got no relation # |
01:22:20 |
# To all those other stations # |
01:22:22 |
# Turn it on # |
01:22:31 |
[Man, Whispering] |
01:22:44 |
- # Turn it on # |
01:22:47 |
# Turn it on and all the way up # |
01:22:50 |
- # Turn it on # |
01:22:53 |
# In your houses when you wake up # |
01:22:55 |
# Turn it on # |
01:22:58 |
# When you ain't got no relation # |
01:23:01 |
# To all those other stations # |
01:23:04 |
- # Turn it on # |
01:23:06 |
# Turn it on and all the way up # |
01:23:09 |
- # Turn it on # |
01:23:12 |
# In your houses when you wake up # |
01:23:14 |
# Turn it on # |
01:23:17 |
# When you ain't got no relation # |
01:23:20 |
# To all those other stations # |
01:23:23 |
# Turn |
01:25:26 |
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