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Proposal The
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[* The Gabe Dixon Band: Find My Way] |
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[birds chirping] |
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Shit! |
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[indistinct chattering] |
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Andrew, hey. |
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Here you go. Your regular lattes. |
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Literally saved my life. |
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[honking] |
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[elevator dinging] |
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- Everyone OK? |
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- Yeah. |
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Hello, Frank? How's my favorite writer? |
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Of course you've been |
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because you know I'm right. |
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Frank, people in this |
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and they hate to read. |
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''Hey! Don't watch |
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Read a book! Read Frank's book.'' |
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[indistinct chatter] |
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- Cuttin' it close. |
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Thank you, Captain Obvious. |
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- [both grunting] |
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- Uh, sorry. |
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- [laughter] |
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Frank, the truth is all |
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Roth, McCourt, Russo, and... |
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Frank! Can I tell you what else |
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I need the shirt off |
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- You're kidding, right? |
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2 company seats for your shirt. |
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5, 4, 3, 2, 1. |
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- [laughing] |
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- Shh! |
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- [gasps] |
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- [popping sound] |
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[popping sound on numerous computers] |
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Uh, hello. Hello? |
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Morning, boss. You have a |
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Yes. About the marketing |
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Staff meeting at 9:00. |
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Did you call, um... |
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The one with the ugly hands. |
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- Janet. |
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Yes. I did call her. I told her that |
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if she doesn't get her |
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you won't give her a release date. |
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He said it's imperative... |
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Cancel the call, push |
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and keep the lawyer on the sheets. |
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Oh, and get a hold of PR, |
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have them start drafting |
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Frank is doing Oprah. |
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Wow. Nicely done. |
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If I want your praise, |
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Um... |
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Who is, uh, who is Jillian? |
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And why does she want me to call her? |
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Well, that was originally my cup. |
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And I'm drinking your coffee why? |
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Because your coffee spilled. |
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So, you drink unsweetened |
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I do. It's like Christmas in a cup. |
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Is that a coincidence? |
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- Incredibly, it is. |
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I mean I wouldn't possibly drink |
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just in case yours spilled. |
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That would be pathetic. |
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Morning. Miss Tate's office. |
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Hey, Bob. |
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Actually, we're headed to |
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Why are we headed to Bob's office? |
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- [tsks] |
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[tsks] |
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- [popping sound] |
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[gasps] Oop! |
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Have you finished the |
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Uh, I read a few pages. |
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- Can I say something? |
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I've read thousands of manuscripts, |
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and this is the only one |
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There's an incredible novel in there. |
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The kind of novel you used to publish. |
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Uh, wrong. And I do think you |
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just in case you spill, |
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- Or impressive. |
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if you didn't spill in the first place. |
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Now remember, you're |
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- Won't say a word. |
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Ah! Our fearless leader and |
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Oh. Beautiful breakfront. Is it new? |
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It is English Regency Egyptian |
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but, yes, it is new to my office. |
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Witty. |
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Bob, I'm letting you go. |
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Pardon? |
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I asked you over a dozen times to get |
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You're fired. |
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I have told you that is impossible. |
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Frank hasn't done an |
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[Tate] Well that is |
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got off the phone |
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Excuse me? |
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You didn't even call him, did you? |
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- But... |
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Frank can be a little scary |
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Now, I will give you 2 months |
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And then you can tell |
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What's his 20? |
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He's moving. He has crazy eyes. |
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Don't do it, Bob. Don't do it. |
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- You poisonous bitch! |
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You can't fire me! |
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You don't think I see |
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Sandbagging me on this Oprah thing |
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just so that you can |
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Because you are threatened by me! |
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- And you are a monster. |
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Just because you have |
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outside of this office, |
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you think that you can treat all of us |
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like your own personal slaves. |
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You know what? I feel sorry for you. |
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Because you know what you're |
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Nothing and no one. |
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[breathes deeply] |
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Listen carefully, Bob. |
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I didn't fire you because |
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I fired you because you're |
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and you spend more time |
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than you do in your office. |
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And if you say another word, |
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Andrew here is gonna have you |
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Another word and you're |
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with an armed escort. |
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Andrew will film it with |
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and he will put it |
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- What was it? |
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Exactly. Is that what you want? |
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Didn't think so. I have work to do. |
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[all murmuring] |
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Have security take his |
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and put it in my conference room. |
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Will do. |
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And I need you around this weekend |
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to help review his files |
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- This weekend? |
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No. I... just my |
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so I was gonna go home and... |
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it's fine. I'll cancel it. |
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You're actually saving me from |
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so it's... good talk, yeah. |
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I know, I know. OK, tell |
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Mom. What do you want me to tell you? |
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She's making me work the weekend. |
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No, I'm not... no. |
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Listen, I've worked too |
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to throw it all away, OK? |
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I'm sure that Dad is pissed, |
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but we take all of our submissions |
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We'll get back to |
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- Was that your family? |
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- They tell you to quit? |
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Miss Tate's office. |
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Oh... Yeah. OK. All right. |
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Bergen and Malloy want to |
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[groans] OK. Come get me in |
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Okey-doke. |
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[phone ringing] |
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Good morning, Miss Tate. |
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Jack, Edwin. |
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Margaret, congratulations |
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- That's terrific news. |
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This isn't about my second raise, is it? |
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Margaret, do you |
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that you wouldn't go to |
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because you weren't allowed |
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while your visa application |
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Yes. I do. |
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And... you went to Frankfurt. |
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Yes, I did. We were going |
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So... really didn't |
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It seems that the |
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doesn't care much who |
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We, uh, just spoke to |
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Great. So, we're all good? |
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Margaret, your visa application |
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- [stammers] |
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Deported? |
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And apparently there |
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that you didn't fill out in time. |
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Come on. Come on! It's not |
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I'm from Canada, for Christ's sake. |
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There's gotta be... there's |
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We can reapply, but unfortunately |
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you have to leave the country |
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OK. OK, well, that's |
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I can, uh... I can manage |
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[Bergen] No, Margaret. |
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...with videoconferencing |
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[Malloy] Unfortunately, Margaret, |
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if you're deported, |
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Until this is resolved I'm going |
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to Bob Spaulding. |
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Bob Spaulding? The guy I just fired? |
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We need an editor in chief. |
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He is the only person in the building |
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- You cannot be serious. I beg of you. |
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We are desperate to have you stay. |
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If there was any way, any way at all |
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that we could make this work, |
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- [knocking] |
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I am begging you. |
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No, Margaret. Excuse me, |
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- Sorry to interrupt. |
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Mary from Miss Winfrey's office |
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- I know. |
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She needs to speak with you right away. |
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She insisted, so... sorry. |
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So... |
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Uh... [mouthing] |
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[whispering] Come here. |
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Uh... Gentlemen, I understand. |
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the predicament that we are in. |
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And, um... |
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And there's, uh... well... |
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I think there's something |
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Uh... we're, uh... |
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We are getting married. |
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- Who is getting married? |
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You and I are getting married! Yes. |
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- We are. |
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- [mumbling] We are getting married. |
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Isn't he your secretary? |
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Assistant. |
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Executive, uh... |
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But, wouldn't be the first time |
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Would it, Edwin? |
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[Margaret] With Laquisha. Remember? |
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So, yeah... The truth is, |
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you know, Andrew and I, |
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who weren't meant to |
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No. |
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All those late nights at the |
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- Yeah... |
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- Something happened. |
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Yeah. Tried to fight it and... |
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Can't, can't fight a... |
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Can't fight a love like ours, so, uh... |
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Uh... Are we good with this? |
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Because, well... we are happy. So happy. |
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- [Bergen] Margaret. |
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It's terrific. |
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Just make it legal. Mmm? |
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Oh! Legal. [chuckles] |
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Yeah, well, then... |
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we need to get ourselves |
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So we can work this |
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[Margaret] Thank you |
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We will do that right away. |
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Thank you very much, |
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- Gentlemen. |
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[popping] |
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[woman whispers] Margaret |
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[woman #2] What is that about? |
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[man whispering] Dragon Lady! |
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[snickering] Yeah. |
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[woman #3] What is he thinking? |
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Mmm-mmm-mmm. |
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[indistinct chatter] |
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Dude, for real. Her? [laughing] |
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[woman #4] Married? Didn't |
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[Margaret clears throat] |
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[clearing throat] |
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What? |
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I don't understand what's happening. |
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[Margaret] Relax. This is for you, too. |
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Do explain. |
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They were going to make Bob chief. |
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So naturally I would have to marry you. |
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[Margaret] And what's the problem? |
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Like you were saving yourself |
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I like to think so. |
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They're looking for terrorists, |
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- Margaret. |
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- I'm not gonna marry you. |
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Because if you don't marry me, your |
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with the written word are dead. |
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Bob is gonna fire you the second |
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That means you're out on the street |
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That means all the time that |
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all the canceled dates, |
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were all for nothing and all your dreams |
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But don't worry, after the required |
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we'll get a quickie divorce |
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But until then, like it or not, |
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your wagon is hitched to mine. OK? |
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- [phone ringing] |
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[indistinct chatter] |
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- This way. |
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- [hisses] Come. |
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Next, please. |
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Ooh, ooh. Just, uh... |
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Sorry, I just need to ask him something. |
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I need for you to file this |
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[scoffs] |
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- Miss Tate? |
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Please, come with me. |
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[woman] Yes, ma'am, I understand |
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I have a bad feeling about this. |
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[knocking] |
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- Hi. Hello. |
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Hi. I'm Mr. Gilbertson. |
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- Ah! |
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- and you must be... |
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Margaret. Sorry about the wait. |
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It's a, uh, crazy day today. |
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Oh, of course, of course. We understand. |
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And I can't tell you how much |
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- on such short notice. |
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* Buh, buh, buh... buuuh |
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So, I have one question for you. |
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Are you both committing fraud |
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so she can keep her position |
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- That's ridiculous. |
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We had a phone tip this afternoon |
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Would it be Bob Spaulding? |
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Bob Spaulding. |
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Bob. Poor Bob. I am so sorry. |
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Bob is nothing but a disgruntled |
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And I apologize. |
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But we know you're incredibly busy |
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with a room full of gardeners |
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If you just give us our next step, |
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we will be out of your |
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Miss Tate, please. |
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Let me explain to you the |
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Step 1 will be a scheduled interview. |
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I'll put you each in a room, |
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that a real couple |
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Step 2, I dig deeper. |
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I talk to your neighbors, |
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If your answers don't match up |
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you will be deported indefinitely. |
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And you, young man, |
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- [woman shouting in Spanish] |
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and a stay of 5 years |
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[Gilbertson] So, Andrew. |
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You wanna... you want to talk to me? |
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No? |
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Yes? |
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The truth is... |
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[Andrew clears throat] |
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Mr. Gilbertson, the truth is... |
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Margaret and I... |
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are just 2 people |
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who weren't supposed to fall in love. |
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[Andrew] But did. |
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We couldn't tell anyone we work with |
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because of my big promotion |
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- [Gilbertson] Promotion? |
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- Your...? |
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that it would be deeply inappropriate |
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- Editor. Mmm-hmm. |
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So... [clears throat] |
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Have the 2 of you told your parents |
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Oh, I... impossible. |
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- No brothers or sisters either. |
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Are your parents dead? |
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- Oh, no, his are very much alive. |
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Very much. They're, ah... Well, |
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Gammy's 90th birthday, and the whole |
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And we thought it'd be a nice surprise. |
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[Gilbertson] And where is this |
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At Andrew's parents' house. |
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Where is that located again? |
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Um... [scoffs] |
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It's your parents' house. |
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Why don't you tell him |
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- Sitka. |
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- Alaska. |
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You're gonna go to Alaska this weekend? |
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- Yeah. |
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We are going to Alaska. |
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That's where my little... |
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[Gilbertson] OK. |
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Fine. I see how this is gonna go. |
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I will see you both |
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for your scheduled interview, |
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and your answers better |
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- Thank you. |
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- I'm looking forward to this one. |
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Thank you. |
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Gonna be fun. |
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You got it. |
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OK... so, what's gonna happen is |
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We will pretend like we're |
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tell your parents we're engaged. |
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Uh, use the miles for the tickets. |
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I guess I will pop for you to fly first |
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If we don't get the miles, |
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Oh, and please confirm |
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'Cause last time they actually |
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and they, uh... forced me to eat |
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this clammy, warm, creamy |
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Hey, I'm... Why aren't you taking notes? |
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I'm sorry, were you not in that room? |
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What? What? |
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Oh! The thing you said about |
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Genius! Genius. |
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I was serious. |
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I'm looking at a $250,000 fine |
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That changes things. |
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- Promote you to editor? No, no way. |
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Bye-bye, Margaret. |
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- Andrew! |
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- a little slice of heaven. |
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I'll make you editor. Fine. |
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If you do the Alaska weekend |
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I will make you editor. Happy? |
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- And not in 2 years. Right away. |
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And you'll publish my manuscript. |
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10,000 copy first... |
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20,000 copies, first run. |
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And we'll tell my family |
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when I want and how I want. |
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Now, ask me nicely. |
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''Ask you nicely'' what? |
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Ask me nicely to marry you, Margaret. |
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- What does that mean? |
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Fine. |
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[honking] |
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- Does this work for you? |
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- Will you marry me? |
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Say it like you mean it. |
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[clears throat] |
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- Andrew? |
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- Sweet Andrew? |
| 00:21:27 |
Would you please, |
| 00:21:33 |
OK. I don't appreciate the sarcasm, |
| 00:21:36 |
- See you at the airport tomorrow. |
| 00:21:51 |
So, these are the questions |
| 00:21:55 |
Now, the good news is |
| 00:21:58 |
but the bad news is |
| 00:21:59 |
to learn all this about me. |
| 00:22:08 |
You know all the answers |
| 00:22:10 |
- Scary, isn't it? |
| 00:22:12 |
- What am I allergic to? |
| 00:22:15 |
And the full spectrum of human emotion. |
| 00:22:17 |
Oh, that's... that was funny. |
| 00:22:19 |
- Mmm-hmm. |
| 00:22:20 |
Here's a good one. Do I have any scars? |
| 00:22:23 |
I'm pretty sure that you have a tattoo. |
| 00:22:25 |
Oh, you're pretty sure? |
| 00:22:27 |
I'm pretty sure. 2 years ago, |
| 00:22:29 |
and asked about a Q-switched laser. |
| 00:22:31 |
I of course Googled a Q-switched laser |
| 00:22:33 |
and found that they |
| 00:22:35 |
But you canceled your appointment. |
| 00:22:38 |
So what is it? Tribal ink? |
| 00:22:40 |
Japanese calligraphy? Barbed wire? |
| 00:22:42 |
You know, it's exciting for me |
| 00:22:45 |
Thank you. You're gonna have |
| 00:22:47 |
- No, I'm not. |
| 00:22:49 |
We're done with that question. |
| 00:22:51 |
On to another question. |
| 00:22:53 |
Oh, here's one. Whose place do we |
| 00:22:56 |
That's easy. Mine. |
| 00:22:58 |
And why wouldn't we stay at mine? |
| 00:23:00 |
Because I live at Central Park West. |
| 00:23:02 |
And you probably live at some |
| 00:23:05 |
with stacks of yellowed |
| 00:23:08 |
[woman on PA] Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:23:11 |
We are beginning our descent |
| 00:23:14 |
Juneau? I thought |
| 00:23:17 |
- We are. |
| 00:23:21 |
- [rumbling] |
| 00:23:25 |
Whoa. |
| 00:23:50 |
All right. Here we go. |
| 00:23:56 |
- Oh, there he is! |
| 00:23:58 |
- [woman shouting] |
| 00:24:05 |
Hi. Right this way... |
| 00:24:10 |
- Hi! |
| 00:24:12 |
- It's so good to see you! |
| 00:24:14 |
- Come here. |
| 00:24:16 |
Ah, Gammy. How are you doing? |
| 00:24:19 |
Oh, you know your father. |
| 00:24:22 |
Never mind about him. Where's your girl? |
| 00:24:24 |
Uh, she's... right there. |
| 00:24:27 |
- [Gammy] Ah. |
| 00:24:28 |
I guess the word ''girl'' |
| 00:24:31 |
Annie. |
| 00:24:34 |
- Hi! |
| 00:24:35 |
- Margaret, this is my mom. |
| 00:24:37 |
Yeah, great. This is my gammy, Annie. |
| 00:24:39 |
- Pleasure. |
| 00:24:42 |
Now, do you prefer being called Margaret |
| 00:24:47 |
We've heard it both ways. |
| 00:24:49 |
[Gammy] Actually we've heard it |
| 00:24:51 |
She's kidding. |
| 00:24:53 |
- Oh! Oh... OK. |
| 00:24:55 |
Thank you so much for... |
| 00:24:57 |
allowing me to be a part |
| 00:24:58 |
Oh, you're welcome. |
| 00:25:02 |
Let's get you two back to the fort. |
| 00:25:03 |
- OK. |
| 00:25:06 |
- It's so good to see you. |
| 00:25:42 |
[Margaret whispers] Andrew... |
| 00:25:44 |
[slightly louder] Andrew. Andrew! |
| 00:25:49 |
[yelps] Please, don't do that. |
| 00:25:52 |
You didn't tell me about all |
| 00:25:55 |
He was probably just |
| 00:25:58 |
Oh. |
| 00:26:07 |
What are we doing? Shouldn't we |
| 00:26:10 |
Oh, we canceled your reservation. |
| 00:26:13 |
Family doesn't stay at a hotel. |
| 00:26:14 |
You're gonna stay in our home. |
| 00:26:16 |
Oh, great! Great. |
| 00:26:18 |
- What? |
| 00:26:19 |
You're gonna wanna use your legs |
| 00:26:22 |
Andrew! Help her with those. |
| 00:26:24 |
I'd love to, but she won't let me |
| 00:26:27 |
She insists on doing it all herself. |
| 00:26:35 |
[grunts] |
| 00:26:40 |
Come on, sweetie. |
| 00:26:42 |
[Gammy] You see the shoes |
| 00:26:55 |
This is the last of 'em. |
| 00:26:57 |
- Oh! |
| 00:26:59 |
- [Andrew] 5 second rule. |
| 00:27:02 |
That will dry right off. |
| 00:27:04 |
Psst! Psst! |
| 00:27:06 |
You don't have to. |
| 00:27:08 |
Psst! You know I can't swim. |
| 00:27:11 |
Hence, the boat. |
| 00:27:20 |
Come on. |
| 00:27:26 |
[Andrew] Come on. Here we go. |
| 00:27:35 |
Looking good, boss. |
| 00:27:38 |
Shh. |
| 00:27:45 |
She comes with a lot of baggage. |
| 00:27:47 |
Just gonna give you |
| 00:27:50 |
Hand off ass! Off ass! |
| 00:27:56 |
There you go. You're there. |
| 00:28:03 |
Congratulations. |
| 00:28:07 |
[boat engine starting] |
| 00:28:34 |
[Grace] Here we are. We're home. |
| 00:28:38 |
That is your home? |
| 00:28:41 |
Who are you people? |
| 00:28:58 |
[Margaret] Why did you tell me |
| 00:28:59 |
- [Andrew] I never said I was poor. |
| 00:29:02 |
I'm not rich. My parents are rich. |
| 00:29:05 |
OK, you know what? |
| 00:29:07 |
[woman] Hey, Andrew! Welcome home! |
| 00:29:09 |
Hi! Mom, what is this? |
| 00:29:11 |
Nothing. It's just a little |
| 00:29:14 |
Is that a crime? |
| 00:29:15 |
Just 50 of our closest |
| 00:29:17 |
And all excited to meet you. |
| 00:29:19 |
- Oh, good. Good. |
| 00:29:21 |
- A party? |
| 00:29:24 |
Come on. Let's go. My grandma's |
| 00:29:28 |
Put your back into it. |
| 00:29:32 |
[* Michael Buble: |
| 00:29:34 |
- [indistinct chatter] |
| 00:29:35 |
[woman] So nice to meet you, |
| 00:29:37 |
Jill? Hi. Nice to meet you. |
| 00:29:39 |
Why didn't you tell me you were |
| 00:29:43 |
How could I? |
| 00:29:44 |
We were in the middle of talking |
| 00:29:47 |
OK, know what? Timeout, OK? |
| 00:29:49 |
This bickering Bickerson thing |
| 00:29:51 |
People need to think that we are |
| 00:29:53 |
That, that's no problem. |
| 00:29:54 |
I can pretend to be the doting fianée. |
| 00:29:57 |
But for you, it's going to require |
| 00:29:59 |
that you stop snacking on |
| 00:30:01 |
Very funny. When are you going |
| 00:30:04 |
I'll pick the right moment. |
| 00:30:05 |
Hey, Andrew. Hi! |
| 00:30:09 |
Mrs. McKittrick. How are you? |
| 00:30:12 |
Nice to see you, Mr. McKittrick. |
| 00:30:14 |
- Hi. Pleasure. |
| 00:30:16 |
Hi, how are you? Pleasure. |
| 00:30:17 |
So I always wanted to know, |
| 00:30:21 |
[man] That's a great question, Louise. |
| 00:30:23 |
I'm curious to know the answer myself. |
| 00:30:26 |
- Hello, Dad. |
| 00:30:29 |
This must be Maggie. |
| 00:30:30 |
Uh, Margaret. |
| 00:30:32 |
- Joe. Pleasure to meet you. |
| 00:30:36 |
So why don't you tell us exactly |
| 00:30:39 |
Besides taking writers out |
| 00:30:43 |
[Louise] Now that sounds like fun. |
| 00:30:45 |
No wonder you like being an editor. |
| 00:30:47 |
No, Louise. Andrew's not an editor, |
| 00:30:50 |
Maggie here is the editor. |
| 00:30:53 |
Margaret. |
| 00:30:54 |
- So you're actually... |
| 00:30:58 |
Well. How about that. |
| 00:31:00 |
[Louise] Huh. |
| 00:31:01 |
I think I'll get a refill. |
| 00:31:05 |
Charming. |
| 00:31:10 |
That's a hell of |
| 00:31:13 |
What the hell, Andrew? |
| 00:31:16 |
You show up here after all this |
| 00:31:18 |
- and now she's your girlfriend? |
| 00:31:20 |
Can we wait 2 seconds |
| 00:31:21 |
before we throw the |
| 00:31:23 |
Just never figured you for a guy |
| 00:31:26 |
Actually, I'll have you know |
| 00:31:28 |
is one of the most |
| 00:31:29 |
She's your meal ticket, |
| 00:31:30 |
and you brought her home |
| 00:31:32 |
She's not my meal ticket, Dad. |
| 00:31:36 |
- What'd you say? |
| 00:31:39 |
I'm getting married. |
| 00:31:44 |
- How are you? |
| 00:31:46 |
Would you care for |
| 00:31:48 |
No, I'm fine. Thank you very much. |
| 00:31:49 |
It's a tradition. |
| 00:31:50 |
It's the texture. I'm not a fish person. |
| 00:31:52 |
- You'll like it. |
| 00:31:54 |
I think if you'll just taste it. |
| 00:31:57 |
[muffled] Thank you so much. |
| 00:32:02 |
[Andrew] Ladies and gentlemen... |
| 00:32:03 |
I have a very important |
| 00:32:06 |
Margaret and I are getting married. |
| 00:32:08 |
It's the paprika. |
| 00:32:09 |
So sorry. |
| 00:32:10 |
That's OK. It's wash-and-wear. |
| 00:32:15 |
[Andrew] Yep. Honey? Where you at? |
| 00:32:19 |
Here it is. |
| 00:32:23 |
Come on down here, pumpkin. |
| 00:32:25 |
- [Andrew] All right. |
| 00:32:27 |
Oh, look at her. Look at her. |
| 00:32:30 |
[clapping] |
| 00:32:31 |
Right there, ladies and |
| 00:32:33 |
[woman] Congratulations, Andrew. |
| 00:32:36 |
Thank you. |
| 00:32:37 |
Thank you very much. |
| 00:32:39 |
- [woman] Time to celebrate. |
| 00:32:44 |
So that was your idea |
| 00:32:46 |
- to tell them we're engaged? |
| 00:32:47 |
'Cause it was brilliant. |
| 00:32:49 |
Andrew. Hi. |
| 00:32:51 |
Gert? Oh, my God. Hey, hi. Wow. |
| 00:32:55 |
How you doing? I didn't know |
| 00:32:57 |
Your mom probably wanted it to |
| 00:33:01 |
- Right. |
| 00:33:03 |
we're being completely rude. Hi. |
| 00:33:06 |
- [Andrew] Oh, God. This is my ex... |
| 00:33:09 |
- Oh! Oh, wow. Wow! |
| 00:33:12 |
Well, congratulations, you guys. |
| 00:33:14 |
- Thank you. |
| 00:33:15 |
So did I miss the story? |
| 00:33:18 |
- What story? |
| 00:33:19 |
About how you proposed. |
| 00:33:21 |
Oh! How a man proposes says |
| 00:33:25 |
- Yes. |
| 00:33:27 |
I actually would love |
| 00:33:30 |
Would you tell us? |
| 00:33:31 |
- [man] Yeah. |
| 00:33:33 |
- [giggling] |
| 00:33:35 |
Actually, Margaret loves |
| 00:33:39 |
so I'm just gonna let her |
| 00:33:42 |
'Cause I think we |
| 00:33:44 |
Huh! Wow, OK. |
| 00:33:48 |
Wow, where to begin... this story. |
| 00:33:51 |
Well... um, wow. |
| 00:33:54 |
Mmm... yeah. |
| 00:33:57 |
OK, well, um, Andrew and I... |
| 00:34:02 |
Andrew and I were about to celebrate |
| 00:34:04 |
- our first anniversary together. |
| 00:34:07 |
And I knew that he'd been |
| 00:34:10 |
And he was scared. |
| 00:34:13 |
So I started leaving him |
| 00:34:15 |
because I knew he wouldn't |
| 00:34:18 |
That's not exactly how it happened. |
| 00:34:21 |
- No? Hmm. |
| 00:34:23 |
I mean, I picked up on |
| 00:34:25 |
This woman's about as subtle as a gun. |
| 00:34:27 |
- [all laugh] |
| 00:34:30 |
What I was worried about was |
| 00:34:31 |
that she might find this little box... |
| 00:34:33 |
Oh! The decoupage box that he made |
| 00:34:36 |
where he'd taken the time to cut out |
| 00:34:38 |
tiny, little pictures of himself. Yes. |
| 00:34:41 |
Just pasted all over the |
| 00:34:45 |
So I opened that beautiful, |
| 00:34:47 |
and out fluttered these tiny, |
| 00:34:51 |
And once they cleared, |
| 00:34:55 |
the most beautiful, big... |
| 00:34:58 |
fat nothing. |
| 00:34:59 |
No ring. |
| 00:35:01 |
- No ring? |
| 00:35:03 |
No. But inside that box... |
| 00:35:06 |
underneath all that crap... |
| 00:35:07 |
there was a little |
| 00:35:10 |
with the address to |
| 00:35:13 |
Real Humphrey Bogart-type stuff. |
| 00:35:15 |
[man] Yeah. |
| 00:35:16 |
- Masculine. |
| 00:35:18 |
Anyway, naturally, Margaret thought... |
| 00:35:20 |
I thought he was seeing someone else. |
| 00:35:22 |
- [crowd murmurs] |
| 00:35:24 |
but I went to that hotel anyway. |
| 00:35:26 |
I went there and I pounded on the door, |
| 00:35:28 |
but the door was already unlocked. |
| 00:35:30 |
And as swung open that |
| 00:35:34 |
- Standing. |
| 00:35:36 |
- Like a man. |
| 00:35:37 |
in a tuxedo. Your son. Your son. |
| 00:35:41 |
And he was choking back |
| 00:35:44 |
And when he held back the tears |
| 00:35:48 |
he said to me... |
| 00:35:49 |
''Margaret, will you marry me?'' |
| 00:35:50 |
And she said, ''Yep.'' |
| 00:35:54 |
[crowd cooing] |
| 00:35:56 |
That is quite a story. |
| 00:35:58 |
- [Gammy] Oh, Andy! |
| 00:36:00 |
You are so sensitive. |
| 00:36:03 |
Hand-cut confetti? [laughs] |
| 00:36:07 |
Hey! Let's see a kiss |
| 00:36:09 |
[man] Give her a kiss! |
| 00:36:11 |
- No. Come on. |
| 00:36:13 |
- Come on! |
| 00:36:14 |
OK, all right. |
| 00:36:15 |
OK. Here we go. Ready? |
| 00:36:19 |
What is this? Kiss her on |
| 00:36:23 |
- Kiss her. Kiss her! |
| 00:36:27 |
Kiss her! Kiss her! |
| 00:36:31 |
OK! |
| 00:36:33 |
- OK. All right. |
| 00:36:35 |
- Here we go. |
| 00:36:38 |
- Oh! |
| 00:36:40 |
Andy! Give her a real kiss! |
| 00:36:43 |
- [chuckling] Gammy. |
| 00:36:46 |
- [woman] Yeah. |
| 00:36:47 |
Why don't we just do it? |
| 00:36:50 |
- [both] Mmmm. |
| 00:36:53 |
- Mmm. |
| 00:36:56 |
- [muffled] OK. |
| 00:37:06 |
Hmm. |
| 00:37:09 |
I'm so happy for you two! |
| 00:37:12 |
So happy! So happy! |
| 00:37:15 |
[woman] Let's get the champagne! |
| 00:37:18 |
So here we are. |
| 00:37:22 |
This is your bedroom. |
| 00:37:25 |
Wow. Wow, this is, um... |
| 00:37:31 |
And here's the bed. |
| 00:37:32 |
Wow! Exquisite bed. Exquisite. |
| 00:37:35 |
So... where is Andrew's room? |
| 00:37:38 |
Oh, sweetie, we're not |
| 00:37:40 |
that you two don't |
| 00:37:43 |
[laughing] He'll sleep |
| 00:37:45 |
Oh, great, 'cause we love to snuggle. |
| 00:37:48 |
- Don't we, honey. |
| 00:37:50 |
- [barking] |
| 00:37:52 |
- Calm down, Kevin. |
| 00:37:56 |
Who is this? |
| 00:37:58 |
- That's Kevin. I'm sorry, Margaret. |
| 00:38:01 |
We just rescued him from the pound, |
| 00:38:03 |
and he's still in training. Sorry. |
| 00:38:05 |
Just be sure you don't |
| 00:38:07 |
or the eagles will snatch him. |
| 00:38:09 |
No, don't you listen to her. |
| 00:38:11 |
She's just pulling |
| 00:38:13 |
By the way, there are extra |
| 00:38:16 |
in here if you need them. |
| 00:38:17 |
[Gammy] And if you |
| 00:38:19 |
use this. |
| 00:38:21 |
It has special powers. |
| 00:38:23 |
Oh, what kind of special powers? |
| 00:38:26 |
I call it the Baby Maker. |
| 00:38:27 |
OK, well. Then I guess we... |
| 00:38:30 |
...gonna be super careful with that one. |
| 00:38:31 |
- Yeah, I'm just gonna... |
| 00:38:33 |
We'd better turn in. |
| 00:38:35 |
So good night, everybody. |
| 00:38:37 |
- Good night. |
| 00:38:38 |
- Good night. |
| 00:38:43 |
- [chuckling] Good night. |
| 00:38:47 |
- [Gammy] Good night. |
| 00:38:49 |
Thank you so much. Sweet dreams. |
| 00:38:51 |
- Bye-bye, now. |
| 00:38:56 |
[Margaret] So, uh... you haven't |
| 00:38:59 |
I haven't had a lot of vacation |
| 00:39:02 |
Stop complaining. |
| 00:39:07 |
Um... Don't look, OK? |
| 00:39:11 |
OK. |
| 00:39:13 |
Are your eyes closed? |
| 00:39:14 |
Completely. |
| 00:39:16 |
- Are you sure? |
| 00:39:28 |
Those are the pajamas you |
| 00:39:32 |
Yes, because I was supposed |
| 00:39:35 |
- Remember? |
| 00:39:38 |
- Fine. |
| 00:39:48 |
[exhales, clears throat] |
| 00:40:10 |
Well. [clears throat] |
| 00:40:12 |
Looks like I won't be |
| 00:40:13 |
with the sun streaming in. |
| 00:40:22 |
Thank you. |
| 00:40:39 |
[phone ringing] |
| 00:40:45 |
[Margaret] Andrew. Phone. |
| 00:40:47 |
Andrew! |
| 00:40:50 |
Crap. Andrew, Andrew, phone. |
| 00:40:53 |
Andrew! |
| 00:40:54 |
Yeah... right. |
| 00:41:00 |
- Andrew, where is it? |
| 00:41:05 |
- [thumping] |
| 00:41:08 |
Hello. Hello? Hello. |
| 00:41:12 |
Frank! Frank, darling. |
| 00:41:14 |
Darling, Frank. |
| 00:41:15 |
Are you there? Hello? Hello? Oh, crap. |
| 00:41:17 |
I have horrible service, Frank. |
| 00:41:21 |
Oh, my God! Margaret! |
| 00:41:23 |
[whispering] One... one minute. |
| 00:41:25 |
Frank, hold on. No, no, no, no. |
| 00:41:26 |
[door shuts] |
| 00:41:27 |
Frank. Frank, I'm sorry you feel |
| 00:41:30 |
I pressured you into doing Oprah, but... |
| 00:41:33 |
Of course I want you |
| 00:41:36 |
Frank. Frank. Frank, darling. |
| 00:41:42 |
I can just call them and I can cancel. |
| 00:41:46 |
[panting] |
| 00:41:49 |
[Margaret] You are... |
| 00:41:52 |
Yes, Frank, of course |
| 00:41:54 |
Yeah... yes. |
| 00:41:55 |
I love listening to you, Frank. |
| 00:41:57 |
- [yapping] |
| 00:42:02 |
No, not you, Frank. |
| 00:42:03 |
- No, no. |
| 00:42:05 |
Frank, if I may get down to it, OK... |
| 00:42:07 |
I think it would be |
| 00:42:10 |
- Because, Frank, for so many years... |
| 00:42:14 |
you have inspired me with your |
| 00:42:17 |
Shh! Dog, I'm on the phone. |
| 00:42:19 |
I think it's time that the world |
| 00:42:22 |
They are just so rich |
| 00:42:23 |
- with... passion... |
| 00:42:24 |
And I think that we |
| 00:42:29 |
- Frank, I just, uh... |
| 00:42:31 |
I just, uh, want you |
| 00:42:33 |
Give me that dog! |
| 00:42:35 |
Frank, hold on a second. |
| 00:42:38 |
Give me that dog! |
| 00:42:40 |
Come on! Come on, come on, come on. |
| 00:42:42 |
- Come on! Come on! Oh, oh... |
| 00:42:44 |
Oh, oh! Oh, oh. OK! OK, gotcha. |
| 00:42:47 |
Frank, Frank. |
| 00:42:49 |
Frank? So sorry, so sorry. |
| 00:42:50 |
So sorry. I dropped the phone. |
| 00:42:53 |
I don't want to sell you on anything, |
| 00:42:56 |
but this is your legacy, this book. |
| 00:42:58 |
And I think it's up to you to |
| 00:42:59 |
present your legacy to the world. |
| 00:43:00 |
And call me tomorrow with your decision. |
| 00:43:03 |
And my phone is on |
| 00:43:05 |
No! Wait! |
| 00:43:07 |
No! No! N-n-n... no. No |
| 00:43:10 |
Take the doggy. Look at the doggy. |
| 00:43:11 |
I need that phone. Take the dog. |
| 00:43:13 |
Take the dog. I need that phone! |
| 00:43:15 |
Here. Take the dog. |
| 00:43:18 |
[Grace] Look at this. |
| 00:43:20 |
[both laughing] |
| 00:43:21 |
- Is that cute or what? |
| 00:43:26 |
Morning, guys. Have you seen... daah. |
| 00:43:29 |
She's playing with Kevin. |
| 00:43:32 |
Will you go get her, Andy? |
| 00:43:33 |
We have a whole day planned for her, |
| 00:43:35 |
and she needs to get ready. |
| 00:43:37 |
Yeah. Tell her we have |
| 00:43:39 |
Mmm. |
| 00:43:43 |
Look! Give me my phone. Come on. |
| 00:43:46 |
- Come on. Right here. |
| 00:43:49 |
Oh, my God. Your grandmother |
| 00:43:52 |
The eagle came |
| 00:43:54 |
But then I saved him. Then it |
| 00:43:57 |
- Are you drunk? |
| 00:44:00 |
He's got my phone, and Frank's |
| 00:44:02 |
Relax, all right? |
| 00:44:04 |
We'll order another phone, same number. |
| 00:44:07 |
- Really? |
| 00:44:08 |
- Oh, OK. All right. Well, you go then. |
| 00:44:13 |
- You have to get ready. |
| 00:44:15 |
You're going out with Mom and the girls. |
| 00:44:16 |
- I don't want to go out. |
| 00:44:19 |
- I hate shopping. |
| 00:44:21 |
- I hate sightseeing. |
| 00:44:22 |
- No, I don't want to go. |
| 00:44:23 |
- I'm not going. I'm not going. |
| 00:44:25 |
Now give me a nice big hug. |
| 00:44:27 |
- to think we're fighting. |
| 00:44:28 |
- Come on. Hug time. |
| 00:44:30 |
- Hug time. |
| 00:44:31 |
There we go. |
| 00:44:33 |
Yeah, that's nice. |
| 00:44:36 |
Yeah. That's nice. |
| 00:44:39 |
There we go. Isn't that nice? |
| 00:44:41 |
- Mmm-hmm. |
| 00:44:43 |
- [Margaret] Mmm. Yeah. |
| 00:44:44 |
If you touch my ass one more time, |
| 00:44:47 |
I will cut your balls |
| 00:44:49 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:44:51 |
All righty now. So, uh... |
| 00:44:53 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:44:56 |
Hmm. Ow. |
| 00:45:06 |
[splashing] |
| 00:45:11 |
- [Joe] Jeez. |
| 00:45:14 |
Your mom found these eco-balls. |
| 00:45:17 |
They dissolve in water. |
| 00:45:19 |
[grunts] |
| 00:45:21 |
I don't know how she |
| 00:45:23 |
Anyway, she, uh... is a little peeved. |
| 00:45:27 |
Apparently, I wasn't the most |
| 00:45:31 |
It was a little bit of a shock |
| 00:45:33 |
to find out that |
| 00:45:34 |
especially when none of us |
| 00:45:38 |
The point is... I owe you an apology. |
| 00:45:44 |
Accepted. |
| 00:45:46 |
There's something else. |
| 00:45:49 |
I've been going over my |
| 00:45:53 |
and it got me thinking. |
| 00:45:56 |
I've done a lot of things in my life. |
| 00:45:58 |
Practically built an empire with |
| 00:46:01 |
It doesn't mean anything unless... |
| 00:46:03 |
Unless you have someone to leave it to. |
| 00:46:04 |
- We already discussed this. |
| 00:46:07 |
You have responsibilities here. |
| 00:46:11 |
I think I've been |
| 00:46:13 |
about your goofing off in New York. |
| 00:46:15 |
I need you to quit playing around... |
| 00:46:16 |
Here we go again. |
| 00:46:18 |
When are you going to start |
| 00:46:20 |
When you start acting seriously. |
| 00:46:22 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:46:24 |
I feel sorry for you, Dad. |
| 00:46:26 |
I wish you had another son. I really do. |
| 00:46:29 |
One who wanted to stay here. |
| 00:46:30 |
One who wanted to take over |
| 00:46:32 |
One who wanted to marry someone |
| 00:46:34 |
but it's not me. Now, |
| 00:46:37 |
my life in New York... sitting |
| 00:46:42 |
But it makes me happy. You understand? |
| 00:46:48 |
If that's what makes you happy, |
| 00:46:52 |
Well, that's a first. |
| 00:46:54 |
You know what? Apology not |
| 00:47:02 |
[sniffs] |
| 00:47:11 |
[indistinct chatter] |
| 00:47:13 |
[Grace] There is no way you |
| 00:47:14 |
She had to be here. Absolutely. |
| 00:47:16 |
She's been coming here forever. |
| 00:47:18 |
I hope you are ready |
| 00:47:21 |
because this is one of |
| 00:47:24 |
- Right? |
| 00:47:26 |
[* Frankie Goes to Hollywood: Relax] |
| 00:47:28 |
[Grace] OK, this is the big surprise |
| 00:47:30 |
I was telling you about. You ready? |
| 00:47:33 |
[whistling] |
| 00:47:35 |
[Gammy] Oh, Margaret, |
| 00:47:39 |
[women cheering] |
| 00:47:47 |
[women screaming] |
| 00:48:08 |
Ramone's the only |
| 00:48:10 |
[Gammy] But we're lucky to have him. |
| 00:48:21 |
Work it, Ramone! |
| 00:48:23 |
[woman shouting] |
| 00:48:24 |
- Wow. |
| 00:48:28 |
[Gammy] Over here, honey. |
| 00:48:31 |
Show her what |
| 00:48:33 |
Come, my sexy princess. |
| 00:48:35 |
- Yeah! |
| 00:48:36 |
It's a really nice gesture, |
| 00:48:39 |
[Gammy] Go on, Margaret. Get up there! |
| 00:48:41 |
You come dance. |
| 00:48:42 |
OK, pluck my eyes out. OK. |
| 00:48:43 |
- All right. Here we go. |
| 00:48:47 |
[women] Go, Margaret! Go, Margaret! |
| 00:48:49 |
- [laughing] |
| 00:48:52 |
Hey... oh. |
| 00:48:53 |
[Gammy] Give it to her, Ramone! |
| 00:48:56 |
[cheering louder] |
| 00:49:00 |
[Gert] Go on, Ramone! Give it to her! |
| 00:49:10 |
[women screaming] |
| 00:49:15 |
Ooh, that's a move I haven't seen. |
| 00:49:19 |
- [Gammy] Look at her face! |
| 00:49:22 |
[Ramone] Guess who. |
| 00:49:27 |
- [Gert] Yeah! |
| 00:49:33 |
I don't want to touch it. |
| 00:49:38 |
No, no, no... |
| 00:49:41 |
Smack him! |
| 00:49:42 |
- I'm sorry? |
| 00:49:45 |
Smack it. OK. |
| 00:49:49 |
- Smack him, Margaret! |
| 00:49:52 |
Yeah! Woo! |
| 00:49:56 |
[Margaret] Can I get down now? |
| 00:50:00 |
[giggling] |
| 00:50:09 |
Free. Be free. |
| 00:50:19 |
Hey! There you are. |
| 00:50:21 |
Oh, fine. Fine. Just working on my tan. |
| 00:50:26 |
Yeah, the Paxtons can be |
| 00:50:29 |
Yes, yes. |
| 00:50:31 |
It's a little different |
| 00:50:33 |
Little bit. Little bit. You ever been? |
| 00:50:37 |
No. That was always |
| 00:50:40 |
You guys were pretty serious, huh? |
| 00:50:42 |
Well, I mean, we dated in high |
| 00:50:45 |
but we were kids. |
| 00:50:49 |
And you guys called it off because of... |
| 00:50:53 |
Well, um... |
| 00:50:56 |
the night before we graduated |
| 00:51:00 |
and said he wanted to elope |
| 00:51:02 |
and run away to New York with me. |
| 00:51:05 |
And... |
| 00:51:07 |
You said ''no.'' |
| 00:51:09 |
And I said ''no,'' yeah. |
| 00:51:12 |
I've never been anywhere |
| 00:51:16 |
But anyway... you're a lucky girl. |
| 00:51:21 |
He really is the best, which |
| 00:51:26 |
Oh, yep. Yep, very much so, yeah. |
| 00:51:31 |
Well, cheers to you guys. |
| 00:51:35 |
Oh... Thank you. |
| 00:51:39 |
[* MC Hammer: U Can't Touch This |
| 00:51:41 |
[women shouting] |
| 00:51:44 |
Looks like Ramone's |
| 00:51:48 |
Go, Annie! [hoots] |
| 00:51:52 |
I've never seen him so... |
| 00:51:54 |
- No, he really got down. |
| 00:51:56 |
- [Gammy giggling] |
| 00:52:01 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:52:04 |
[* Living Color: Cult of |
| 00:52:07 |
[Grace shouting] Andrew! |
| 00:52:09 |
Andrew, honey, is everything OK? |
| 00:52:15 |
What... What's he doing? |
| 00:52:17 |
Something's up. It's best |
| 00:52:20 |
Come on, honey. |
| 00:52:25 |
[man on TV]...Hunt's version |
| 00:52:27 |
Hey, hey, hey. What are you |
| 00:52:30 |
Why is Andrew out there |
| 00:52:31 |
hollowing out that old |
| 00:52:34 |
[Joe] Well, maybe he's |
| 00:52:36 |
I am so tired. |
| 00:52:38 |
Think I'm gonna go |
| 00:52:40 |
wash off Ramone's coconut body oil. |
| 00:52:42 |
Sure. |
| 00:52:43 |
I had a great day today. Thank you. |
| 00:52:48 |
What did you do? |
| 00:52:49 |
I didn't do anything, I mean... |
| 00:52:51 |
I just had a frank conversation |
| 00:52:55 |
[Grace] Oh... Well, yeah. |
| 00:52:58 |
That's a good idea, Joe, |
| 00:53:00 |
because he will never |
| 00:53:02 |
He is my son. I only get |
| 00:53:05 |
because of you. Because of you. |
| 00:53:08 |
- [barking] |
| 00:53:09 |
- You are gonna be supportive... |
| 00:53:12 |
of him marrying |
| 00:53:13 |
- Shh! Shh! Shh! |
| 00:53:16 |
You know, if we're not careful, |
| 00:53:17 |
we are gonna end up in |
| 00:53:20 |
just you and me alone... |
| 00:53:22 |
you and me and everything |
| 00:53:24 |
and God forbid that they |
| 00:53:27 |
that we never get to see. |
| 00:53:29 |
You are going to fix this, |
| 00:53:34 |
[clears throat] |
| 00:53:38 |
[Margaret singing Relax] |
| 00:53:43 |
[groans] Where's a towel? |
| 00:53:48 |
[music playing through headphones] |
| 00:53:51 |
Towel... |
| 00:53:55 |
Towel, towel, towel... |
| 00:53:58 |
This is all they have for a towel? |
| 00:54:00 |
It's ridiculous. I can't get dry. |
| 00:54:03 |
[music on headphones continues] |
| 00:54:05 |
Hello. |
| 00:54:08 |
Hello? |
| 00:54:15 |
Oh! |
| 00:54:19 |
- [barking] |
| 00:54:20 |
No, no, no... |
| 00:54:21 |
J-j-just... I'm sorry. |
| 00:54:23 |
L-I-let me just, |
| 00:54:25 |
Let me just get a towel. |
| 00:54:27 |
[moans] Just... look. |
| 00:54:29 |
You need to just... I'm sorry. |
| 00:54:31 |
OK, I'm sorry for |
| 00:54:32 |
- [barking] |
| 00:54:34 |
[barking continues] |
| 00:54:38 |
Go away. Go away. |
| 00:54:39 |
Go, go. Just let me get a towel. |
| 00:54:42 |
Go, go, go... Hold on. |
| 00:54:48 |
[hair dryer blowing] |
| 00:54:51 |
Yeah. Huh? |
| 00:54:53 |
- [whimpering, barking] |
| 00:54:56 |
Take it, take it. That's right. |
| 00:54:58 |
That's what I'm talking |
| 00:55:03 |
Oh. You like it. |
| 00:55:05 |
[music continues] |
| 00:55:10 |
- Come here. Come to Mama. |
| 00:55:13 |
That's right. Get on the carpet. |
| 00:55:15 |
That's a good boy. |
| 00:55:17 |
Yes! That's good, boy! Come on. |
| 00:55:22 |
Come on! |
| 00:55:23 |
- Oh, oh! |
| 00:55:27 |
[both gasp] |
| 00:55:29 |
- Oh, oh! |
| 00:55:32 |
- Oh! |
| 00:55:35 |
- Why are you naked? My God! |
| 00:55:37 |
- Don't look at me. |
| 00:55:40 |
- [Andrew] Why are you wet? |
| 00:55:41 |
Don't look at me. |
| 00:55:43 |
Oh, God! You're showing everything. |
| 00:55:46 |
Cover it up, for the love of God! |
| 00:55:48 |
[gasping] Oh, God, not the Baby Maker. |
| 00:55:52 |
Explain yourself please. |
| 00:55:54 |
- Explain myself? |
| 00:55:56 |
- I was outside. |
| 00:55:57 |
- You didn't hear me? |
| 00:55:59 |
What are you even doing home? |
| 00:56:01 |
Then you just, jump me |
| 00:56:03 |
I di... I didn't mean to jump you. |
| 00:56:04 |
Your dog was attacking me, and I |
| 00:56:09 |
What is it with you and this dog? |
| 00:56:11 |
Just, you know, just... go. |
| 00:56:13 |
- Go... |
| 00:56:14 |
- Go take a shower. You stink. |
| 00:56:16 |
- Nice tattoo, by the way. |
| 00:56:18 |
[barking] |
| 00:56:19 |
See? See? Exactly. You see that? |
| 00:56:22 |
Oh... barely made it out |
| 00:56:25 |
See the size of the teeth on that thing? |
| 00:56:27 |
I didn't... |
| 00:56:29 |
[groans] |
| 00:56:37 |
[Margaret clears throat] |
| 00:56:42 |
So... [exhales] So naked. |
| 00:56:48 |
[clears throat] |
| 00:56:49 |
Can we, uh, not talk about that, please? |
| 00:56:53 |
Just sayin'. |
| 00:56:59 |
So, uh, what's the deal |
| 00:57:02 |
Ooh, I'm sorry. That question |
| 00:57:06 |
Oh, really? Well, I thought |
| 00:57:09 |
we needed to learn all this... |
| 00:57:10 |
Not about that, I didn't. |
| 00:57:12 |
- But if the guy asks us... |
| 00:57:14 |
Good night. |
| 00:57:27 |
[sighs, clears throat] |
| 00:57:31 |
- [Margaret] I like the Psychic Network. |
| 00:57:35 |
Not in the ''ha-ha, isn't that |
| 00:57:38 |
kind of way. I actually quite enjoy it. |
| 00:57:41 |
Umm... |
| 00:57:46 |
I took disco lessons in the 6th grade. |
| 00:57:51 |
My first concert was |
| 00:57:57 |
I think Brian Dennehy is sexy. |
| 00:58:01 |
Don't like flowers in the house, |
| 00:58:02 |
'cause they remind me of funerals. |
| 00:58:05 |
Never played a video game. |
| 00:58:08 |
I read Wuthering Heights |
| 00:58:11 |
It's my favorite book. |
| 00:58:16 |
Haven't slept with a man |
| 00:58:23 |
And, uh... I went to |
| 00:58:25 |
after Bob called me a poisonous bitch. |
| 00:58:30 |
And the, uh, bird tattoo? |
| 00:58:33 |
They're swallows. |
| 00:58:37 |
Got them when I was 16... |
| 00:58:43 |
Stupid. [clears throat] |
| 00:58:46 |
I'm sure there's many many other things, |
| 00:58:48 |
but that's all I can |
| 00:58:58 |
You, uh, there? [chuckles] |
| 00:59:03 |
I'm here. |
| 00:59:06 |
Just processing. |
| 00:59:15 |
You really haven't slept |
| 00:59:17 |
Oh, my God. Out of all that, |
| 00:59:20 |
That's a long time. |
| 00:59:21 |
Yeah, well, I've been a little busy. |
| 00:59:24 |
Yeah... |
| 00:59:28 |
Who's, uh... |
| 00:59:30 |
- Rob Base and D.J... |
| 00:59:33 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:59:35 |
[singing It Takes Two] |
| 00:59:42 |
- No. They were good. |
| 00:59:46 |
[chuckles] |
| 00:59:48 |
- What? |
| 00:59:52 |
I know who they are. I just |
| 00:59:55 |
[Andrew laughing] |
| 01:00:00 |
[sighs] |
| 01:00:03 |
- Margaret? |
| 01:00:08 |
Don't take this the wrong way. |
| 01:00:12 |
[clears throat] 'K. |
| 01:00:15 |
You are a very... very beautiful woman. |
| 01:00:38 |
[laughing] |
| 01:00:46 |
- Feel it deep, feel it low. |
| 01:00:49 |
God, I can't sing that high. |
| 01:00:53 |
[both laughing] |
| 01:01:08 |
[birds chirping] |
| 01:01:16 |
Huh? Where am I? |
| 01:01:19 |
What time is it? |
| 01:01:21 |
- What time is it? |
| 01:01:22 |
Ooh! Ooh. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh... |
| 01:01:39 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:02:01 |
[knocking] |
| 01:02:02 |
[Grace] Room service. |
| 01:02:06 |
- [whispers] Andrew! Andrew! |
| 01:02:09 |
- Andr... |
| 01:02:12 |
Your mother's at the door. Get up! |
| 01:02:13 |
- Get up here! Your mother's... |
| 01:02:15 |
[Margaret shouts] Just a second! |
| 01:02:21 |
- Not the baby blanket. |
| 01:02:23 |
Not the baby blanket. Get it |
| 01:02:26 |
- OK, all right. |
| 01:02:28 |
- What? What? |
| 01:02:30 |
What? No. Of course not. |
| 01:02:31 |
- OK, what do we do? All right. |
| 01:02:35 |
- Oh, my God! What is that? |
| 01:02:37 |
What do you mean, ''It's morning''? |
| 01:02:39 |
[Grace] Are you OK? |
| 01:02:41 |
Yep! Coming. One second. Yep. |
| 01:02:44 |
[whispers] Disgusting. |
| 01:02:46 |
Ow, you're on my hair. OK, just... |
| 01:02:48 |
[both panting] |
| 01:02:54 |
- [Margaret] Oh, wow. |
| 01:02:57 |
Cinnamon rolls. |
| 01:02:58 |
Oh, you shouldn't have |
| 01:03:00 |
Oh, you're family now. It's no trouble. |
| 01:03:03 |
Hey, you have room for one more? |
| 01:03:06 |
Wow. Could we not do the |
| 01:03:10 |
We just got up... |
| 01:03:11 |
- Yeah. |
| 01:03:13 |
Your mother and I have |
| 01:03:15 |
and I happen to think |
| 01:03:18 |
We want you |
| 01:03:20 |
Tomorrow. |
| 01:03:23 |
- What? What? What? |
| 01:03:25 |
Well, you're gonna get married anyway, |
| 01:03:27 |
so why don't you get married here... |
| 01:03:30 |
where we can be all together, |
| 01:03:31 |
and that way Grandma Annie |
| 01:03:34 |
- Oh. Oh, we're... |
| 01:03:37 |
No. No, it's Gammy's |
| 01:03:40 |
Big day for her. |
| 01:03:41 |
We don't want to ruin it. |
| 01:03:43 |
I've had 89 birthday parties, |
| 01:03:47 |
Oh, Gammy. |
| 01:03:48 |
It would be a dream come true for me |
| 01:03:51 |
to see my one grandchild's wedding. |
| 01:03:53 |
- A dream come true! |
| 01:03:56 |
- So you'll do it? |
| 01:03:59 |
Before I'm dead? |
| 01:04:01 |
- OK. OK. |
| 01:04:04 |
OK, we will do everything. |
| 01:04:07 |
And you can get married |
| 01:04:09 |
It's a Paxton family tradition. |
| 01:04:11 |
- Oh, wow! |
| 01:04:14 |
Wow! Uh! I've always wanted to |
| 01:04:19 |
- I have. |
| 01:04:22 |
A sign from the universe that |
| 01:04:26 |
Oh, we must give thanks, I tell you. |
| 01:04:29 |
Come, come. We must give thanks. |
| 01:04:32 |
OK, I know I should leave you alone now. |
| 01:04:35 |
But we're just so excited! |
| 01:04:38 |
- It's the craziest. |
| 01:04:40 |
- [Andrew] Yeah! Go. Go. |
| 01:04:43 |
Go. |
| 01:04:49 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:04:52 |
When my mom finds out that |
| 01:04:54 |
she's gonna... she's gonna be crushed, |
| 01:04:56 |
and my grandmother's gonna die. |
| 01:04:58 |
- Your mom's not going to find out. |
| 01:05:00 |
What the hell's with that? |
| 01:05:01 |
Where did that come from? |
| 01:05:02 |
She probably got him worked up into it. |
| 01:05:05 |
It's fine. She's not gonna find out. |
| 01:05:06 |
- They're not going to find out. |
| 01:05:08 |
Andrew, they're not gonna |
| 01:05:11 |
It's gonna be OK. |
| 01:05:13 |
It's not like we're |
| 01:05:16 |
We'll be happily divorced |
| 01:05:18 |
It will be fine. It will be fine. |
| 01:05:23 |
You OK? |
| 01:05:24 |
Yeah. |
| 01:05:30 |
- Get us some coffee. |
| 01:05:33 |
So, would you like a cinnamon soy latte? |
| 01:05:37 |
- A-ha. |
| 01:05:43 |
[Andrew] You're right, you know... |
| 01:05:45 |
Get a quickie divorce, we'll be fine. |
| 01:05:46 |
- Absolutely. |
| 01:05:48 |
Everything is going to be great. |
| 01:05:50 |
But this little missus |
| 01:05:52 |
so she can take care of her husband. |
| 01:05:54 |
Keep my man happy. |
| 01:05:55 |
I don't want him leaving |
| 01:05:57 |
- [both laugh] |
| 01:05:58 |
haven't left you yet, Margaret. |
| 01:06:01 |
I got it. Let go. |
| 01:06:06 |
- You all right? |
| 01:06:08 |
You know what? I'm gonna go. |
| 01:06:10 |
Where? |
| 01:06:11 |
I just kinda feel like going outside. |
| 01:06:14 |
All right. That's the bathroom. |
| 01:06:16 |
Oh, yeah. I know. I'm just, uh... |
| 01:06:18 |
I'm gonna go to go to the bathroom, |
| 01:06:21 |
All right. |
| 01:06:23 |
[exhales] All right. |
| 01:06:36 |
OK, you just have to focus, |
| 01:06:41 |
This is a business deal. |
| 01:06:43 |
[clears throat] Everything's |
| 01:06:49 |
OK, this is a little |
| 01:06:55 |
Oh, my God. God, I hate nature! |
| 01:06:57 |
I hate it. |
| 01:06:59 |
Not stopping. Not stopping. Oh! Oh... |
| 01:07:02 |
Why are you not stopping? |
| 01:07:04 |
[growls] Stop, stop, stop it, stop! |
| 01:07:07 |
[panting] |
| 01:07:10 |
I just wanted... some air. |
| 01:07:13 |
[drum beating] |
| 01:07:18 |
- What is that? |
| 01:07:20 |
What now? What is that? What is that? |
| 01:07:25 |
- [drum and flute continue] |
| 01:07:36 |
[woman chanting in foreign language] |
| 01:07:40 |
- [chanting continues] |
| 01:07:46 |
[chanting continues] |
| 01:07:59 |
[woman] Come to me, |
| 01:08:02 |
It is I, Grandma Annie. |
| 01:08:04 |
Oh! |
| 01:08:06 |
[Gammy] I see you are a curious one. |
| 01:08:08 |
Come. See how I give |
| 01:08:11 |
You know, actually, |
| 01:08:14 |
- I'll just... |
| 01:08:16 |
Mother Earth has provided all this... |
| 01:08:18 |
just as she brought you and |
| 01:08:23 |
- Oh. |
| 01:08:25 |
and ask that your loins |
| 01:08:29 |
Come. Dance with me in celebration. |
| 01:08:32 |
You know, can I, can I |
| 01:08:35 |
I insist! |
| 01:08:37 |
OK, OK, OK. |
| 01:08:40 |
I will come down and dance with you. |
| 01:08:44 |
Follow and learn. |
| 01:08:47 |
[chants in foreign language] |
| 01:08:51 |
Come on, Margaret! Feel the |
| 01:08:55 |
- Me what? |
| 01:08:57 |
Chant what? |
| 01:08:59 |
[stammers] Whatever comes |
| 01:09:01 |
- But I don't know any chants. |
| 01:09:05 |
- Eee. Ooo. Ooo. Eee. |
| 01:09:08 |
- Yes. Chant. |
| 01:09:10 |
- Eee. To the trees. |
| 01:09:12 |
- [shouts] To the universe! |
| 01:09:16 |
To the crazy. |
| 01:09:20 |
To the wall, to the wall. |
| 01:09:22 |
To the sweat drip down my balls. |
| 01:09:24 |
- To all you bitches... |
| 01:09:26 |
To the window, to the window. |
| 01:09:28 |
To the walls, to the walls. |
| 01:09:30 |
To the sweat drip down my balls. |
| 01:09:32 |
Now all you bitches crawl. |
| 01:09:34 |
* All skeet, skeet, mother |
| 01:09:36 |
* All skeet, skeet, goddamn |
| 01:09:37 |
* To the window, to the window |
| 01:09:39 |
* To the wall, to the wall |
| 01:09:41 |
* To the sweat drip down my balls |
| 01:09:43 |
* To all you bitches crawl |
| 01:09:45 |
* All skeet, skeet, mother |
| 01:09:46 |
* All skeet, skeet goddamn |
| 01:09:48 |
* To the window, to the window |
| 01:09:50 |
* To the wall, to the wall |
| 01:09:52 |
* To the sweat drip down my |
| 01:09:54 |
* All you bitches go |
| 01:09:56 |
[hooting] |
| 01:09:59 |
Gammy! Let's take it |
| 01:10:02 |
* Let me see you get low |
| 01:10:04 |
* Drop your ass to the flo' |
| 01:10:06 |
* Let me see you get low |
| 01:10:07 |
- * Drop your ass to the floor |
| 01:10:09 |
* You scared, you scared |
| 01:10:10 |
- * You scared, you scared |
| 01:10:12 |
* Your but to the flo' |
| 01:10:14 |
* Now stop, woo |
| 01:10:16 |
* Now stop, woo |
| 01:10:18 |
- Whatcha doing? |
| 01:10:21 |
Oh, uh. |
| 01:10:22 |
Uh... You know, |
| 01:10:26 |
you know, chant. |
| 01:10:28 |
Balls? That's what came to your heart? |
| 01:10:31 |
You know, it went with the beat. |
| 01:10:35 |
Your phone arrived. |
| 01:10:36 |
I'm gonna go into town |
| 01:10:38 |
Oh, yes, I want to go. |
| 01:10:41 |
Is it, uh, OK if I go with him? |
| 01:10:44 |
Whatever you do is what shall be. |
| 01:10:48 |
But you're OK if I go? |
| 01:10:49 |
- Fine. Go on. |
| 01:10:52 |
- You're a freak! |
| 01:10:55 |
- [Andrew laughing] |
| 01:10:58 |
Ow! |
| 01:11:16 |
[bell jingles] |
| 01:11:17 |
Hey, buddy. |
| 01:11:18 |
Andrew, hey! |
| 01:11:20 |
- You got that phone I ordered? |
| 01:11:23 |
- Great. You? |
| 01:11:27 |
Hola. |
| 01:11:29 |
Hey, hi. |
| 01:11:32 |
Remember this? |
| 01:11:33 |
Yes, yes. |
| 01:11:35 |
Wonderful. Wonderful. Yes. |
| 01:11:37 |
- Remember that? |
| 01:11:43 |
Think you made quite |
| 01:11:45 |
Mmm-hmm, I think the part |
| 01:11:48 |
just really brought us together. |
| 01:11:49 |
- Yeah. Oh, guess what. |
| 01:11:51 |
Fun fact about Andrew number 11. |
| 01:11:52 |
- I like Pringles. |
| 01:11:54 |
They're delicious. All Hostess products. |
| 01:11:55 |
Coke, never Pepsi, and beef jerky. |
| 01:11:57 |
What, are you, like, 13? |
| 01:11:58 |
- Mmm. |
| 01:12:00 |
It's all charged up, Andrew. |
| 01:12:01 |
Thanks, buddy. |
| 01:12:04 |
And I put your lady's number in, too. |
| 01:12:07 |
- Thank you very mu... |
| 01:12:08 |
- [squeaks] |
| 01:12:11 |
Thank you, thank you very much. |
| 01:12:13 |
Just... thank you. |
| 01:12:15 |
[bell jingling] |
| 01:12:19 |
Oh, my God. I have 37 messages. |
| 01:12:23 |
Shit. I need a computer. |
| 01:12:24 |
Is there, is there a computer |
| 01:12:27 |
[bell jingling] |
| 01:12:29 |
OK. So when it runs out, |
| 01:12:33 |
Just put in more dimes. |
| 01:12:35 |
- Here you go. |
| 01:12:37 |
- [Margaret] You're kidding. Dimes? |
| 01:12:39 |
- [Margaret] You're not kidding? |
| 01:12:41 |
- Yell if you need me. |
| 01:12:42 |
[Andrew] You'll be fine. |
| 01:12:44 |
[* Niall Toner Band: |
| 01:12:46 |
OK, I can figure this out. |
| 01:12:50 |
Block 'em out, block 'em out, |
| 01:12:52 |
OK. [clears throat] |
| 01:12:54 |
- Now. |
| 01:12:56 |
What is that? What is it? |
| 01:12:58 |
[tone sounding] |
| 01:13:02 |
[Margaret] Um, uh, excuse me? Excuse... |
| 01:13:06 |
[sighs] |
| 01:13:08 |
OK. |
| 01:13:12 |
OK. [clears throat] |
| 01:13:16 |
[exhales deeply] |
| 01:13:42 |
[Margaret] So, it was nice |
| 01:13:45 |
Yeah. |
| 01:13:46 |
She looked really pretty today. |
| 01:13:50 |
- Yeah, she did. |
| 01:13:53 |
Must be nice to see each other |
| 01:13:56 |
It's definitely good to see her. It's... |
| 01:13:58 |
definitely, yeah. |
| 01:14:02 |
Oh, there they are. |
| 01:14:04 |
- [Gammy] Woo! |
| 01:14:06 |
[Grace] We need Margaret. |
| 01:14:07 |
Afraid we're going to have to |
| 01:14:10 |
Oh, no, no, no, no. |
| 01:14:11 |
No, not to worry. |
| 01:14:13 |
No strippers, no chanting |
| 01:14:15 |
- Oh, well... |
| 01:14:17 |
But not you. It's girl stuff. |
| 01:14:21 |
- But... |
| 01:14:24 |
Um, OK. Will I, uh... |
| 01:14:25 |
are these shoes OK |
| 01:14:29 |
I can't believe this is happening. |
| 01:14:32 |
My mother made this dress by hand. |
| 01:14:34 |
In this very shop. In 1929. |
| 01:14:38 |
It's funny how things |
| 01:14:41 |
[Margaret] Just... just |
| 01:14:43 |
Yeah, and don't worry about the fit |
| 01:14:45 |
because Annie is the best |
| 01:14:48 |
Oh... Pssh. |
| 01:14:52 |
Wow, incredible. |
| 01:14:53 |
Maybe a tad loose in certain |
| 01:14:56 |
Oh, sorry. I'm a bit |
| 01:15:00 |
and I happened to be |
| 01:15:02 |
- Oh. |
| 01:15:04 |
Oh, let's see if we can find your boobs. |
| 01:15:09 |
- They're in there somewhere. |
| 01:15:12 |
This is like an Easter egg hunt. |
| 01:15:15 |
Maybe they shrunk up |
| 01:15:18 |
[all laughing] |
| 01:15:21 |
- Oh! There they are. |
| 01:15:25 |
- [Gammy] There, let's see. |
| 01:15:28 |
maybe we could head down your |
| 01:15:33 |
Oh, that would, uh... |
| 01:15:35 |
That'd be nice. Or maybe |
| 01:15:40 |
- Well, that would be lovely. |
| 01:15:43 |
I would like that very much. |
| 01:15:46 |
Oh, Grace, for God's sake. |
| 01:15:48 |
- I know. I'm sorry. |
| 01:15:51 |
I'll finish this. Go. |
| 01:15:54 |
Now, let's make this |
| 01:16:00 |
[Gammy chuckling] |
| 01:16:02 |
Now, just one special touch |
| 01:16:12 |
It's been in the family |
| 01:16:16 |
Annie, it's beautiful, |
| 01:16:18 |
- Shh. I'm not finished. |
| 01:16:21 |
My great-grandfather gave it |
| 01:16:25 |
when they got married. |
| 01:16:27 |
They were quite a scandal, you know. |
| 01:16:29 |
He was Russian and she |
| 01:16:33 |
you had to get approval |
| 01:16:36 |
before you got married. |
| 01:16:37 |
Almost broke them up. |
| 01:16:39 |
Well... how did they stay together then? |
| 01:16:42 |
She was a lot like you. Tough. |
| 01:16:44 |
Wouldn't take ''no'' for an answer. |
| 01:16:47 |
She was good for him. |
| 01:16:51 |
I want you to have it. |
| 01:16:53 |
- I can't. Can't take this. |
| 01:16:57 |
Grandmothers love to give |
| 01:17:00 |
It makes us feel like we'll |
| 01:17:03 |
even after we're gone. |
| 01:17:05 |
Take it. |
| 01:17:11 |
[clears throat] |
| 01:17:12 |
Are... are you all right, dear? |
| 01:17:17 |
[exhales deeply] I, uh... |
| 01:17:21 |
Uh... Well, I, um... |
| 01:17:26 |
I, uh... I just, uh, I just wanted to... |
| 01:17:32 |
make sure there was enough time |
| 01:17:35 |
[chuckles] Don't you worry about that. |
| 01:17:38 |
- You're gonna be beautiful. |
| 01:17:40 |
- Now let's get you out of those pins. |
| 01:18:02 |
[footsteps approaching] |
| 01:18:07 |
All right. |
| 01:18:13 |
This is untied. Hop on in. |
| 01:18:18 |
[grunting] |
| 01:18:20 |
Hey, hey, hey. Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! |
| 01:18:23 |
Whoa! What... |
| 01:18:24 |
Mind telling me what the hell's wrong? |
| 01:18:26 |
I just needed to get |
| 01:18:28 |
- What's wrong? |
| 01:18:38 |
Would you mind telling me |
| 01:18:42 |
Margaret. |
| 01:18:46 |
- Margaret! |
| 01:18:49 |
[Andrew] You forgot what? |
| 01:18:50 |
I forgot what it was |
| 01:18:52 |
I've been on my own since I was 16 |
| 01:18:55 |
and I forgot what it felt |
| 01:18:58 |
and make you breakfast and say, ''Hey! |
| 01:19:00 |
We'd love to come down |
| 01:19:02 |
And I say, ''Well, why don't we |
| 01:19:05 |
And give you necklaces! |
| 01:19:08 |
and you have Gertrude, and |
| 01:19:10 |
You're not screwing it up! |
| 01:19:13 |
You were there, remember? |
| 01:19:14 |
Your family loves you. Do you know that? |
| 01:19:15 |
- I know that! Yes! |
| 01:19:17 |
And you're still willing |
| 01:19:19 |
They're not gonna find out! |
| 01:19:20 |
How do you know they won't find out? |
| 01:19:21 |
Because you said so yourself. |
| 01:19:22 |
- I know, but what if your mother... |
| 01:19:24 |
Oh, my God, if your mother found out... |
| 01:19:26 |
Whoa! Whoa! |
| 01:19:28 |
- Oh, my God! What if Gammy finds out? |
| 01:19:29 |
If Gammy finds out, she's |
| 01:19:31 |
Stop! It's gonna be fine! |
| 01:19:33 |
- She's gonna have a heart attack! |
| 01:19:36 |
[Andrew] Whoa, whoa. Whoa! |
| 01:19:38 |
Whoa! I don't think |
| 01:19:41 |
is a proper way to |
| 01:19:45 |
Now... Oh, great. |
| 01:19:46 |
Now you decide to shut up! Margaret? |
| 01:19:49 |
- [Margaret] Andrew! |
| 01:19:51 |
- [gasping] Andrew! |
| 01:19:57 |
I can't swim! |
| 01:19:58 |
Margaret! |
| 01:20:00 |
[Andrew] To the buoy! |
| 01:20:01 |
- What? |
| 01:20:05 |
OK. |
| 01:20:12 |
[gasping] |
| 01:20:19 |
All right, come on! Give me your hand! |
| 01:20:21 |
- Hey! Give me your hand! |
| 01:20:24 |
Margaret! Give me... |
| 01:20:27 |
Come on, give me your hand! |
| 01:20:28 |
Come on, come on. I got you. I got you. |
| 01:20:31 |
I got you. [grunting] |
| 01:20:33 |
- [Margaret gasping, shuddering] |
| 01:20:36 |
[grunts] What the hell |
| 01:20:38 |
Could've gotten yourself killed. |
| 01:20:39 |
You turned the boat and |
| 01:20:43 |
You let go of the steering wheel, Ahab. |
| 01:20:45 |
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. |
| 01:20:48 |
All right, come here. |
| 01:20:51 |
Come on. It's OK. [panting] |
| 01:20:56 |
That's OK. |
| 01:21:00 |
It's OK. |
| 01:21:33 |
I want to talk to both of you. |
| 01:21:48 |
Your mother is never to |
| 01:22:03 |
Told you I'd check up on you. |
| 01:22:06 |
What did you do? |
| 01:22:08 |
I got a phone call from |
| 01:22:10 |
who told me that if you were lying, |
| 01:22:12 |
and he strongly believes that you are, |
| 01:22:14 |
he would send you to prison. |
| 01:22:16 |
So I flew him up here. |
| 01:22:18 |
- Dad. |
| 01:22:20 |
your father negotiated |
| 01:22:23 |
[Gilbertson] Now, this offer's |
| 01:22:26 |
so listen closely. |
| 01:22:28 |
You're gonna make a statement |
| 01:22:29 |
admitting this marriage is a sham... |
| 01:22:31 |
or you're gonna go to prison. |
| 01:22:32 |
You tell the truth, you're off the hook, |
| 01:22:35 |
and she is going to go back to Canada. |
| 01:22:43 |
Ah, well. Take the deal. |
| 01:22:46 |
- I don't think so. |
| 01:22:50 |
You want a statement? |
| 01:22:52 |
I've been working for |
| 01:22:54 |
6 months ago we started |
| 01:22:56 |
I asked her to marry me, she said ''yes.'' |
| 01:22:58 |
I'll see you at the wedding. |
| 01:23:11 |
Well, you know. |
| 01:23:34 |
So... |
| 01:23:38 |
you sure about this? |
| 01:23:40 |
Not really. |
| 01:23:46 |
I mean, I am very appreciative |
| 01:23:48 |
but I think that... |
| 01:23:49 |
You'd do the same for me. |
| 01:23:51 |
Right? |
| 01:23:54 |
- [knocking] |
| 01:23:56 |
You need to come with me. |
| 01:23:58 |
[Gammy] Now, tomorrow |
| 01:23:59 |
You have to give the |
| 01:24:01 |
It's tradition. |
| 01:24:03 |
- Give your bride a kiss good night. |
| 01:24:05 |
use the Baby Maker. |
| 01:24:06 |
[Gammy] You've got your whole |
| 01:24:08 |
- [Andrew] OK. |
| 01:24:17 |
[sighs] |
| 01:24:18 |
If I don't go with her, |
| 01:24:19 |
- Come right back. |
| 01:24:30 |
See you in the morning? |
| 01:24:33 |
Yeah. |
| 01:24:47 |
[indistinct chatter from TV] |
| 01:25:33 |
[crowd chattering] |
| 01:25:37 |
Hey, Gammy. |
| 01:25:40 |
- Thanks, Gammy. |
| 01:25:47 |
[* Pachelbel: Canon in D plays] |
| 01:26:50 |
[music ends] |
| 01:26:51 |
[Ramone] Everyone, please be seated. |
| 01:26:59 |
Ramone. |
| 01:27:01 |
[speaks Spanish] |
| 01:27:04 |
We are gathered here |
| 01:27:10 |
and to celebrate... |
| 01:27:12 |
one of life's greatest moments. |
| 01:27:15 |
[Ramone] To give recognition |
| 01:27:17 |
to the beauty, honesty, |
| 01:27:22 |
of Andrew and Margaret's true love |
| 01:27:24 |
in front of family and friends. |
| 01:27:27 |
For it is their family and friends |
| 01:27:30 |
who taught Andrew and Margaret to love. |
| 01:27:34 |
So it is only right that |
| 01:27:42 |
Mi amor. Do you have a question? |
| 01:27:45 |
Uh, no... |
| 01:27:47 |
Your hand is up. |
| 01:27:53 |
Oh, it, it's, uh, not a question, |
| 01:27:56 |
but I do have something I need to say. |
| 01:27:58 |
- Margaret. |
| 01:28:02 |
Uh... No. No. |
| 01:28:16 |
[sighs] |
| 01:28:18 |
- [clears throat] Hi there. |
| 01:28:22 |
Thank you all so much for coming out. |
| 01:28:24 |
[Margaret] I, uh... have |
| 01:28:27 |
to make about the wedding. |
| 01:28:29 |
- A confession, actually. |
| 01:28:33 |
Uh... I'm a Canadian. Yes, Canadian. |
| 01:28:36 |
With an expired visa |
| 01:28:40 |
And because I didn't want to leave |
| 01:28:42 |
this wonderful country of yours, |
| 01:28:44 |
I forced Andrew here to marry me. |
| 01:28:47 |
Margaret, stop it. |
| 01:28:49 |
See, Andrew has always had |
| 01:28:54 |
Something I think he learned from you. |
| 01:28:57 |
And for 3 years |
| 01:28:59 |
than anyone else at our company. |
| 01:29:01 |
And I knew that if I threatened |
| 01:29:05 |
he would, he would do |
| 01:29:11 |
So I blackmailed him to |
| 01:29:18 |
[Margaret] All of you. |
| 01:29:21 |
And I thought it would |
| 01:29:23 |
[clears throat] |
| 01:29:25 |
But it wasn't. |
| 01:29:30 |
Turns out it's not easy |
| 01:29:32 |
once you find out |
| 01:29:36 |
[crowd murmurs] |
| 01:29:41 |
You have a beautiful family. |
| 01:29:45 |
[Margaret] Don't let this |
| 01:29:50 |
This was my fault. |
| 01:29:52 |
Margaret... |
| 01:29:54 |
Andrew, this was a business deal, |
| 01:29:56 |
and you held up your end, |
| 01:30:01 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:30:05 |
And, you, meet me at the dock. |
| 01:30:06 |
You're giving me a ride to the airport. |
| 01:30:13 |
[crowd chattering] |
| 01:30:22 |
[chuckles] |
| 01:30:25 |
- What were you thinking? |
| 01:30:27 |
Andrew, you lied to us. |
| 01:30:29 |
Let me get my head on straight, OK? |
| 01:30:30 |
I'll explain everything later. |
| 01:30:32 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:31:11 |
[Margaret] You were right. |
| 01:31:14 |
I lied because I knew publishing meant |
| 01:31:16 |
I'd lose you as an assistant |
| 01:31:17 |
but... you have an extraordinary eye, |
| 01:31:19 |
and I'll make sure we |
| 01:31:23 |
Have an amazing life. |
| 01:31:29 |
Well, that was, uh... crazy. |
| 01:31:32 |
[snorts] |
| 01:31:34 |
You know, people are gonna be |
| 01:31:38 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 01:31:41 |
Are you OK? |
| 01:31:44 |
Yeah. No. Uh... |
| 01:31:49 |
I just feel... You know |
| 01:31:53 |
The problem is that this woman... |
| 01:31:56 |
is a gigantic pain in my ass. |
| 01:31:59 |
First there's the whole leaving |
| 01:32:02 |
It's a sham wedding. |
| 01:32:05 |
But then she goes ahead |
| 01:32:08 |
Because she doesn't have the decency... |
| 01:32:10 |
the humanity to do it to my face. |
| 01:32:12 |
3 years. 3 years I work with |
| 01:32:17 |
Never once has she had |
| 01:32:19 |
and then she goes ahead |
| 01:32:21 |
- Andrew. |
| 01:32:22 |
because we had a deal! |
| 01:32:24 |
- Andrew. |
| 01:32:28 |
She just makes me a little crazy. |
| 01:32:29 |
[Gert chuckles] Yeah. I can see that. |
| 01:32:33 |
So you're just gonna let her go? |
| 01:32:50 |
So, what now? |
| 01:32:52 |
[Gilbertson] Well... now that |
| 01:32:55 |
it all becomes very civilized. |
| 01:32:58 |
Once we land in New York, |
| 01:33:00 |
to head back to Canada. |
| 01:33:11 |
- Andrew, what's happening? |
| 01:33:13 |
- Why would you do that? |
| 01:33:14 |
This has nothing to do with you. |
| 01:33:16 |
Boys, stop it! Stop it! |
| 01:33:17 |
[Joe] I'm not gonna let you do this. |
| 01:33:18 |
[Andrew] I'm not asking |
| 01:33:20 |
- [gasps] |
| 01:33:23 |
Annie! Joe! |
| 01:33:26 |
I think I'm having a heart attack. |
| 01:33:29 |
- Easy. Easy. |
| 01:33:31 |
- Easy, easy. |
| 01:33:36 |
I got it. |
| 01:34:06 |
Andrew. |
| 01:34:10 |
You two need to stop fighting. |
| 01:34:14 |
[Gammy] You'll never see eye to eye. |
| 01:34:18 |
But you're family. |
| 01:34:25 |
Promise me you'll stand by Andrew. |
| 01:34:30 |
Even if... if you don't agree with him. |
| 01:34:35 |
I promise. |
| 01:34:38 |
Andrew. |
| 01:34:41 |
Promise me you'll work harder |
| 01:34:47 |
I will. |
| 01:34:51 |
[Andrew] I will, Gammy. |
| 01:34:54 |
Well, then, the spirits can take me. |
| 01:34:59 |
Oh, Annie. |
| 01:35:08 |
Gammy? |
| 01:35:16 |
I guess they're not ready for me. |
| 01:35:19 |
I'm feeling much better, sonny. |
| 01:35:21 |
[Gammy] No need to take us |
| 01:35:23 |
Take us to the airport, please. |
| 01:35:25 |
Mom, what? Are you faking |
| 01:35:27 |
- Oh, come on! |
| 01:35:28 |
Well, it was the only |
| 01:35:30 |
to shut up and get us to the airport! |
| 01:35:32 |
[man] Ma'am, we're not authorized |
| 01:35:34 |
Larry Ferris, don't |
| 01:35:37 |
[Larry] You got it. |
| 01:35:41 |
[sighs] You scared the hell out of me. |
| 01:35:49 |
Yep. You should've |
| 01:35:53 |
See, I'm like Eliot Ness. |
| 01:35:56 |
I always get my man. |
| 01:35:59 |
I'm that good. |
| 01:36:02 |
Flight 1601 , as soon |
| 01:36:04 |
you're cleared for takeoff. |
| 01:36:06 |
[man on radio] Roger that, Chuck. |
| 01:36:15 |
OK. Come on, come on, |
| 01:36:20 |
- [phone ringing] |
| 01:36:23 |
Tower. Talk to me. |
| 01:36:25 |
- Chuck! It's Drew Paxton. |
| 01:36:27 |
Hey, uh... I have a little |
| 01:36:30 |
Margaret's on that plane. I got |
| 01:36:32 |
[Chuck] Oh, yeah! |
| 01:36:33 |
I heard about your lady bailin'. |
| 01:36:35 |
- Drag-olá. [laughs] |
| 01:36:38 |
to stop the plane. Please. |
| 01:36:40 |
I can't do that. [laughing] |
| 01:36:43 |
No, no, no... Come on! |
| 01:36:47 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:36:50 |
No! |
| 01:36:54 |
- What's wrong? |
| 01:36:56 |
- And he didn't get to tell her. |
| 01:36:58 |
That he loves her. |
| 01:36:59 |
So she could tell him |
| 01:37:02 |
OK, but how does he... |
| 01:37:04 |
If she didn't love him, |
| 01:37:05 |
Of course not. |
| 01:37:06 |
Am I the only one not getting this? |
| 01:37:08 |
- Oh, Joe! |
| 01:37:12 |
Oh! Oh. Look down. |
| 01:37:13 |
[Chuck] |
| 01:37:16 |
Sorry, man. There was |
| 01:37:20 |
Thanks, Chuck. |
| 01:37:25 |
I'm sorry, son. I didn't |
| 01:37:34 |
[Grace] Honey, it's gonna be OK. |
| 01:37:54 |
[phone ringing] |
| 01:38:09 |
Jordan? |
| 01:38:25 |
[clears throat] |
| 01:38:29 |
Jordan. |
| 01:38:31 |
Jordan! |
| 01:38:33 |
I need for you to send |
| 01:38:36 |
to this address, please. |
| 01:38:38 |
This one right here. |
| 01:38:42 |
- Can you do that? |
| 01:38:45 |
- Good, all right. Thank you. |
| 01:38:47 |
Yes. What? What? |
| 01:38:52 |
[panting] Hey. |
| 01:38:57 |
Andrew. |
| 01:39:03 |
Why are, why are you panting? |
| 01:39:06 |
Because I've been running. |
| 01:39:08 |
- Really. From Alaska? |
| 01:39:11 |
Yeah? Well, I don't have time to talk. |
| 01:39:13 |
I need to catch a 5:45 to Toronto. |
| 01:39:15 |
- Margaret. |
| 01:39:17 |
I want to make sure everything is... |
| 01:39:18 |
Margaret! Stop talking! |
| 01:39:22 |
[all gasp] |
| 01:39:24 |
[Andrew] Gotta say something. |
| 01:39:26 |
- [whispering] OK. |
| 01:39:27 |
Fine. What? |
| 01:39:30 |
3 days ago, I loathed you. |
| 01:39:35 |
I used to dream about you |
| 01:39:37 |
Or poisoned. |
| 01:39:39 |
- Oh, that's nice. |
| 01:39:42 |
Then we had our little |
| 01:39:45 |
and things started to change. |
| 01:39:47 |
Things changed when we kissed. |
| 01:39:52 |
And when you told me about your tattoo. |
| 01:39:56 |
Even when you checked me |
| 01:39:59 |
- [all murmuring] |
| 01:40:00 |
Naked? |
| 01:40:01 |
Well, I didn't see anything... |
| 01:40:03 |
[Andrew] Yeah, you did. |
| 01:40:05 |
But I didn't realize any of |
| 01:40:09 |
In a barn... wife-less. |
| 01:40:13 |
Now, you can imagine my disappointment |
| 01:40:15 |
when it suddenly dawned on me |
| 01:40:17 |
that the woman I love is about |
| 01:40:24 |
So, Margaret. |
| 01:40:28 |
Marry me. |
| 01:40:32 |
Because I'd like to date you. |
| 01:40:47 |
Trust me. You don't really |
| 01:40:51 |
Yes, I do. |
| 01:40:54 |
See, the thing is, there is a reason why |
| 01:40:57 |
I've been alone all this time. |
| 01:41:00 |
I'm comfortable that way. |
| 01:41:02 |
And I think it would |
| 01:41:04 |
if we forgot everything |
| 01:41:12 |
You're right. |
| 01:41:19 |
That would be easier. |
| 01:41:37 |
- I'm scared. |
| 01:41:44 |
[crowd murmurs] |
| 01:41:48 |
Subtitles: Arigon |
| 01:42:04 |
Aren't you supposed to get down |
| 01:42:07 |
I'm gonna take that as a ''yes.'' |
| 01:42:09 |
Oh, OK. |
| 01:42:14 |
[crowd chattering] |
| 01:42:25 |
[man] Yeah! Show her |
| 01:42:28 |
[laughter] |
| 01:42:31 |
[clapping] |
| 01:42:37 |
[Gilbertson] So, let me see |
| 01:42:40 |
You two are engaged again. |
| 01:42:43 |
- [Andrew] Yes. |
| 01:42:44 |
For real? |
| 01:42:47 |
- Yes. |
| 01:42:48 |
You're sure you want to |
| 01:42:50 |
Because one wrong answer... |
| 01:42:51 |
I'm gonna take you down. |
| 01:42:56 |
- OK. |
| 01:43:01 |
Let's do it. |
| 01:43:11 |
[Gilbertson] When did you |
| 01:43:13 |
Last week. |
| 01:43:15 |
- [Gilbertson] That going well? |
| 01:43:18 |
[Gilbertson] What kind of |
| 01:43:20 |
Men's Speed Stick? |
| 01:43:21 |
[Gilbertson] What flavor? Musk? Alpine? |
| 01:43:25 |
Was it love at first sight? |
| 01:43:26 |
[inhales] No. |
| 01:43:28 |
I loved her from the beginning. |
| 01:43:32 |
[Gilbertson] What side of the |
| 01:43:33 |
She sleeps on the left. |
| 01:43:35 |
What side of the bed do you sleep on? |
| 01:43:39 |
Look, are they soul mates? Eeeh. |
| 01:43:43 |
Uh... Will they kill each other? No. |
| 01:43:46 |
[Gilbertson] Are you a good driver? |
| 01:43:47 |
Oh, excellent driver. Excellent. |
| 01:43:49 |
[makes crashing, |
| 01:43:53 |
Oh. |
| 01:43:56 |
In my mind I see her |
| 01:43:59 |
more swarthy, darker. |
| 01:44:01 |
We don't use the word |
| 01:44:03 |
He still hasn't warmed up to her. |
| 01:44:08 |
Margaret. |
| 01:44:09 |
[barks] |
| 01:44:11 |
See? It's the damnedest thing. |
| 01:44:13 |
I have never farted in front of him. |
| 01:44:15 |
Nor will I ever fart in front of him. |
| 01:44:17 |
She farts in her sleep. |
| 01:44:20 |
[Gilbertson] Would you consider |
| 01:44:22 |
You can tell by the way |
| 01:44:25 |
that she's a good dancer. |
| 01:44:27 |
[Gilbertson] Uh-huh. How, how... |
| 01:44:29 |
How is the soda pop |
| 01:44:33 |
I don't understand this. |
| 01:44:35 |
- I call him... puppy. |
| 01:44:38 |
- Monkey. |
| 01:44:39 |
- Kiddo. |
| 01:44:42 |
Sometimes I call him Rick. |
| 01:44:45 |
[Gilbertson] How do you spell ''Ramone?'' |
| 01:44:46 |
[thickly accented] R-A-M-O-N-E. |
| 01:44:49 |
[Gilbertson] Could you do that |
| 01:44:51 |
When you say, you know, the |
| 01:44:54 |
[Gilbertson] Top or bottom? |
| 01:44:56 |
You're asking me a question |
| 01:44:59 |
[Gilbertson] You took an oath |
| 01:45:00 |
I did not take an oath. |
| 01:45:03 |
[Gilbertson] Laura should've |
| 01:45:04 |
- That's OK. |
| 01:45:06 |
She's the girl behind you. |
| 01:45:08 |
[Gilbertson] Which of |
| 01:45:10 |
- is not a prime? |
| 01:45:13 |
I'm sorry. Let me say the list, please. |
| 01:45:15 |
I'm sorry? |
| 01:45:16 |
[Gilbertson] He knew |
| 01:45:17 |
- Blue? |
| 01:45:19 |
- Red? |
| 01:45:20 |
Dark... Maybe like a hunter green? |
| 01:45:22 |
[Gilbertson] No. White. |
| 01:45:23 |
- White? |
| 01:45:25 |
Favorite color is blue. |
| 01:45:26 |
What's her favorite color |
| 01:45:30 |
I don't know. |
| 01:45:31 |
[Gilbertson] Are you a citizen |
| 01:45:33 |
Yes, I'm a citizen! |
| 01:45:37 |
[laughs] |
| 01:45:39 |
What relevance a ball in a net |
| 01:45:42 |
or a Fruit Roll-Up or a Pop-Tart |
| 01:45:44 |
has to do with my |
| 01:45:47 |
[Gilbertson] If you're |
| 01:45:48 |
- Who are you engaged to? |
| 01:45:51 |
- Andrew. |
| 01:45:56 |
[Gilbertson] Who are you engaged to? |
| 01:45:57 |
I'm engaged to Margaret Tate. |
| 01:45:59 |
And on the wedding day, |
| 01:46:04 |
I'm going to marry Margaret Tate. |
| 01:46:06 |
- [Gilbertson] Final answer? |
| 01:46:09 |
Is this a game show? |
| 01:46:13 |
[sings God Bless America] |
| 01:46:20 |
That's a great song. |
| 01:46:21 |
[Gilbertson] That was beautiful. |
| 01:46:23 |
Mama Cass. |
