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Armageddon en
00:00:53	[ Man Narrating ]
00:00:55	when the dinosaurs roamed
00:01:07	A piece of rock just six miles wide
00:01:11	changed all that.
00:01:21	It hit with the force
00:01:28	A trillion tons of dirt and rock
00:01:32	creating a suffocating blanket of dust
00:01:35	the sun was powerless to penetrate
00:01:38	for a thousand years.
00:01:48	It happened before.
00:01:51	It will happen again.
00:01:55	It's just a question of when.
00:02:14	[ Man Chattering ]
00:02:19	[ Man ] Houston, affirmative.
00:02:23	Now try again.
00:02:24	[ Man On Radio Chattering ]
00:02:28	Almost got it.
00:02:29	[ Grunts ]
00:02:33	- Atlantis, I'm almost there.
00:02:36	Okay, Pete, we got that coupling
00:02:40	We'll give you the go-ahead
00:02:43	Sounds good. Give me ten seconds.
00:02:47	[Sighs]
00:02:48	His heart rate's racing. Hey, Pete.
00:02:51	- It's Truman.
00:02:52	- How you doing up there, hoss?
00:02:54	Listen, Pete, we got an eye
00:02:57	I'll give you a buffalo nickel
00:02:58	if you'll calm down just a little bit.
00:03:00	- Can you do that for me?
00:03:03	Okay, now, we got plenty of time,
00:03:11	Looking good here.
00:03:13	He'll be all right.
00:03:14	- Go ahead, Atlantis.
00:03:16	Suggest we start reeling Pete in.
00:03:29	[ Buzzing ]
00:03:31	- What the hell is that?
00:03:36	[ Screaming ]
00:03:39	We're down!
00:03:43	Houston!
00:03:48	We've lost all contact.
00:03:52	Stewart, play that tape back!
00:03:58	[ Screaming ] Houston!
00:04:04	Multiple bogies! Multiple bogies!
00:04:05	Sector five, niner. I have three. Now five.
00:04:08	- Unidentified tracks.
00:04:11	Multiple tracks headed toward
00:04:13	This could be a surprise missile attack.
00:04:14	[Alarm Blaring ]
00:04:20	Mr. President, the shuttle
00:04:24	Okay, I want three groups!
00:04:28	Get the log tape.
00:04:31	Two, I want NORAD,
00:04:33	comparing all the space junk
00:04:36	I want you to check, recheck
00:04:39	Number three, wild cards.
00:04:42	All right? Now, Big Ross, get on
00:04:45	- Walt, get 'em going.
00:04:47	Karl. Karl! Karl.
00:04:54	Karl! Your Stouffer's pot pie's
00:04:57	been on the table almost ten hours.
00:04:59	- I want a divorce.
00:05:02	I I don't know what this is, but it
00:05:05	Go get my phone book, will you?
00:05:07	Get those names
00:05:09	Excuse me! Am I wearing a sign
00:05:14	Go get my goddamn phone book!
00:05:17	Get the book! Get the book!
00:05:25	Space Command is reporting negative.
00:05:29	It might just be a piece of the shuttle
00:05:31	It might be Santa Claus.
00:05:32	Until we get definitive,
00:05:36	we go to DEFCON Three.
00:05:43	I'm gettin' ready for the big time
00:05:47	Someday you're gonna say
00:05:51	Hey, little man! Little Richard!
00:05:54	Me and you, man!
00:05:56	Big time! I ain't gonna be ridin'
00:06:00	You know what I'm sayin'?
00:06:03	We're gonna travel in style.
00:06:06	I'm gettin' ready for the big time
00:06:10	Someday I'm gonna be in big time news
00:06:12	Watch where you're goin'. I bet you,
00:06:16	Slowdown, Little Richard.
00:06:18	You've been ridin' all morning.
00:06:23	We interrupt our regularly
00:06:25	- What happened?
00:06:26	Shh, shh, shh.
00:06:27	The shuttle Atlantis exploded in space
00:06:32	[ Growling ]
00:06:34	[ Squeaking ]
00:06:36	Hey! Get, get.
00:06:38	[ Chattering ]
00:06:41	- That's my Godzilla. Come on, now.
00:06:44	Don't be kickin' Little Richard.
00:06:46	That dog's eatin' my Godzilla. What's
00:06:49	Get him, Richard. Sic him.
00:06:52	I'd be throwin' your fat pineapple-eatin'
00:06:59	[ Screaming ]
00:07:08	Why we not going?
00:07:09	You know why?
00:07:11	Anything could happen. Let's see.
00:07:15	Could've been a dead body. Somebody
00:07:18	Dude, somebody probably didn't
00:07:20	I want to go shopping.
00:07:22	Me, too, but we ain't goin' nowhere
00:07:27	- Little Richard!
00:07:28	[ Screaming ]
00:07:30	Little Richard!
00:07:32	Hang on, Little Richard. I'm comin'!
00:07:34	[ Whimpering ]
00:07:35	Don't you worry about it.
00:07:38	You okay, buddy?
00:07:42	Somebody dial 911!
00:07:44	My screen's full.
00:07:46	Bogies are breachin' the atmosphere
00:07:48	from Finland down
00:07:53	[ Screaming ]
00:08:01	Whoa!
00:08:05	Look at that!
00:08:13	Oh, we at war!
00:08:15	[ Screaming Continues ]
00:08:18	Saddam Hussein is bombing us!
00:08:48	[ Man Screaming ]
00:09:14	Let's stay focused. We need to
00:09:16	- map the trajectory now.
00:09:18	Just find it, okay? I wanna know if
00:09:20	We've got General Kimsey on the line.
00:09:22	We've got hits from Finland
00:09:25	We know they're not missiles.
00:09:27	It's a meteor shower.
00:09:30	[ Overlapping Chattering ]
00:09:33	I've got the president
00:09:36	[ General ] Is it over?
00:09:38	General, we've got 11,000 people at
00:09:42	When we know, you'll know.
00:09:45	[ Sirens Wailing ]
00:09:48	Okay, Karl, listen.
00:09:51	Yes, sir. You're definitely the first.
00:09:52	Okay, first coordinate.
00:09:58	- F.B.I, locked his location.
00:10:01	Okay.
00:10:03	[ Whispering ]
00:10:04	- Listen, Karl, this is top secret.
00:10:07	I know all about classified.
00:10:10	The person that finds her
00:10:12	- Yes, that's right.
00:10:16	She's a vicious life-suckin' bitch
00:10:20	- That's sweet, Karl.
00:10:23	I wanna get that Hubble movin',
00:10:25	Roger that.
00:10:26	We're movin' the Hubble!
00:10:34	[ Man ] It's enormous.
00:10:36	This is the anomaly at 1643.
00:10:41	Here is the anomaly at 1658,
00:10:45	and here is the anomaly at 1700.
00:10:49	Enough with this anomaly horseshit!
00:10:52	- What is this thing?
00:10:55	How big are we talking?
00:10:58	Sir, our best estimate is 97.6 billion
00:11:00	- It's the size of Texas, Mr. President.
00:11:03	Dan, we didn't see this thing coming?
00:11:06	Well, our object collision
00:11:08	That allows us to track
00:11:10	And begging your pardon, sir,
00:11:13	- And the ones this morning?
00:11:14	They're the size of basketballs
00:11:16	and Volkswagens, things like that.
00:11:18	- Is this going to hit us?
00:11:23	- What kind of damage are we
00:11:27	Total, sir.
00:11:29	It's what we call a global killer.
00:11:31	The end of mankind.
00:11:34	Doesn't matter where it hits.
00:11:36	Nothing would survive.
00:11:38	My God. What do we do?
00:11:42	[ Groaning ]
00:11:51	We have 18 days before it hits Earth.
00:12:05	[ Man ] Have mercy
00:12:06	Rise and shine!
00:12:08	[Yelling]
00:12:10	Stop the drilling!
00:12:13	Fore!
00:12:16	Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling!
00:12:18	- Hey!
00:12:21	[ Chuckling ]
00:12:24	I give you 50,000 a year in donations.
00:12:27	What do you think
00:12:29	Well, I think they feel that
00:12:32	You know how much diesel
00:12:35	I just found out something interesting.
00:12:40	- Who do we have to thank for this?
00:12:43	But you're only gonna need one.
00:12:45	Goddamn it, A.J.!
00:12:47	A.J.!
00:12:51	A.J.! A.J., you in here?
00:12:54	Oh, that's just perfect. In bed. Get up!
00:12:57	- Uh, hey, you wanted to see me?
00:13:01	You're pissed. Okay, I can see that.
00:13:03	No. You know what, A.J.?
00:13:06	This is way, way beyond pissed, though.
00:13:08	You know I shut down
00:13:10	- Yeah, man, I had a hunch on that.
00:13:13	Someday, many years from now,
00:13:16	and you got your own oil company
00:13:17	and $8 million of your own money
00:13:20	you can do whatever comes into that
00:13:24	But as long as it says
00:13:26	you will not disobey my rules.
00:13:28	- You got that?
00:13:30	All right, now I need to hear
00:13:32	- Uh
00:13:34	[ Together ] Never do that again.
00:13:36	I'm a fool. That was idiotic.
00:13:39	I'm an idiot. I know
00:13:41	- What's goin' on here?
00:13:43	Well, I mean, you know,
00:13:45	- How long you work for me?
00:13:48	In five years, you have never
00:13:51	Something's going on here.
00:13:53	[ Stammering ]
00:13:56	I'm trying to learn from the man.
00:13:57	What would Harry do?
00:14:05	I'm at a loss for words.
00:14:08	Okay, I can explain this.
00:14:10	- You can explain that?
00:14:11	I would really like an explanation.
00:14:20	Grace?
00:14:23	Hi, Harry.
00:14:24	I have asked you repeatedly
00:14:28	Sorry, Harry.
00:14:29	Get up and get your clothes on.
00:14:34	You just stay right there.
00:14:44	Here's what we're gonna do.
00:14:47	on near-Earth object collision.
00:14:48	Okay? Any ideas, any programs,
00:14:50	anything you sketched
00:14:54	For 30 years,
00:14:56	Today, we're gonna give 'em
00:15:01	You know about this, Rockhound?
00:15:03	- You knew?
00:15:07	Where's Harry?
00:15:10	Harry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:13	You're mad.
00:15:15	- He's gonna shoot you.
00:15:17	Oh, shit.
00:15:18	[ Screaming ]
00:15:22	- Harry!
00:15:25	Make your peace with God, A.J.!
00:15:27	This guy's got a gun, man.
00:15:29	Harry, this is not funny!
00:15:31	Harry, listen to me!
00:15:33	- Oh, is this a serious thing?
00:15:37	- Bear!
00:15:38	He's shootin' at me. You see Harry
00:15:40	You told A.J.'s dad just before he died
00:15:44	Now I'm not sure that
00:15:46	Why don't you put the gun down?
00:15:47	You don't want none of this.
00:15:49	Just tryin' to give my man
00:15:52	Not to mention the fact that I don't think
00:15:53	you wanna kill
00:15:55	- before we strike oil.
00:15:57	Just gonna take a foot off.
00:16:00	You remember old Frank Marx who
00:16:03	Yeah, but he wasn't very good.
00:16:04	Harry, put the gun down!
00:16:07	Now, honey, go get some clothes on
00:16:10	- You can't control my life!
00:16:14	All right, stop! All right!
00:16:15	It was funny for a minute.
00:16:19	- Fuck!
00:16:22	I'm temporarily insane, Rock.
00:16:24	[ Screaming ]
00:16:29	- Do I look like I'm crazy to you?
00:16:31	Harry! Hey, just cool down.
00:16:33	What are you doing?
00:16:36	- All right, Harry.
00:16:38	Man to man. I'm serious. I love her.
00:16:42	Way wrong answer!
00:16:45	[ Screaming ]
00:16:47	- Whoa, whoa, Harry. It's gettin' real.
00:16:49	- You shot me!
00:16:52	That bullet never got close.
00:16:54	You know, it's all funny
00:16:57	Hey, pucker up.
00:17:02	Uh, b-back in-in In 1974,
00:17:05	we-we first got the idea
00:17:07	the-the possibility
00:17:09	I need somebody who's had a little less
00:17:12	Yes, sir. Our first feasibility plan was
00:17:17	to heat the object
00:17:19	That's like shooting a B.B. gun
00:17:21	Uh, some of us have got this idea.
00:17:23	We wanna land a craft,
00:17:27	You'll have a big canopy. Solar winds
00:17:33	- Okay
00:17:35	We gotta come up with something
00:17:39	That's 431 hours, 15 minutes
00:17:43	Time's a luxury we don't have. What?
00:17:48	Listen, Harry, A.J. is my choice.
00:17:50	My choice and not yours.
00:17:52	He's the only one in
00:17:54	It's not a choice. It's a lack of options.
00:17:56	I don't know
00:17:59	that you have the right
00:18:01	I suppose being your father
00:18:03	- Not really.
00:18:05	Since I reached the age often
00:18:09	Since Mom split.
00:18:11	Look, I understand that
00:18:14	by natural immaturity, and I forgive you.
00:18:16	I may be an immature father,
00:18:19	And as your boss,
00:18:21	and back in the office by Monday.
00:18:23	- You got that?
00:18:26	Grace, you can't quit now!
00:18:29	I need you to keep on working.
00:18:30	[ Speaking Chinese Dialect ]
00:18:32	Hi, Harry!
00:18:35	What are you smilin' about?
00:18:36	[ Speaking Chinese Dialect ]
00:18:39	I've been seein' A.J.
00:18:42	[ Speaking Chinese Dialect ]
00:18:44	You little hypocrite. I ever held you
00:18:47	What about having a life, Harry?
00:18:49	The first time I got my period,
00:18:50	Rockhound had to take me
00:18:52	and then he had to show me
00:18:55	Ho-ho.
00:18:57	I ju No, I I told her how to use it.
00:19:02	I was playing with
00:19:04	when I should've been
00:19:06	I mean, I learned about the birds and
00:19:10	Look, I was raised
00:19:13	And now you get all shocked
00:19:16	So who's the hypocrite here,
00:19:18	Look at those nice pipes.
00:19:19	- Listen to me, Grace.
00:19:24	With the proximity
00:19:27	none of our primary plans can work.
00:19:29	Why don't we just send up 150 nuclear
00:19:33	Terrible idea.
00:19:35	Was I talkin' to you?
00:19:37	This is Dr. Ronald Quincy
00:19:39	Pretty much the smartest man on the
00:19:42	General, if you consider your target,
00:19:44	her composition, her dimensions,
00:19:47	her sheer velocity,
00:19:49	you could fire every nuke
00:19:51	she'll just smile at you
00:19:54	You should know that
00:19:56	are suggesting that a nuclear blast
00:20:01	I know the president's chief scientific
00:20:05	And, in a situation like this
00:20:07	[ Clears Throat ]
00:20:08	from a man who got
00:20:12	The president's advisors are wrong.
00:20:17	Hitting the rock from
00:20:20	Imagine a firecracker
00:20:23	You set it off. What happens?
00:20:27	You close your fist around
00:20:31	Poof! Your wife's gonna be opening your
00:20:36	Are you suggesting that we blow
00:20:38	- That's exactly what I'm saying.
00:20:40	[ Sighs ] We drill.
00:20:42	We bring in the world's best
00:20:45	Harry, get up here. We're takin' a hit.
00:20:47	- Get A.J. up here!
00:20:49	Oh, shit!
00:20:50	[Yelling]
00:20:51	Send another pipe down! Right now!
00:20:54	[ Yelling Continues ]
00:20:55	It's a gas pocket!
00:20:56	I told you! Am I lucky,
00:20:59	I shut it down for a reason,
00:21:02	[ Screaming ]
00:21:05	Shut off the number two valve!
00:21:10	[Alarm Blaring ]
00:21:12	No, Daddy!
00:21:14	[ Screaming ]
00:21:16	Chick, get 'em outta here!
00:21:24	- Get the hell down!
00:21:31	[ Screaming ]
00:21:33	[ Yelling Continues ]
00:21:35	Chick, get down now!
00:21:38	Get down!
00:21:41	[ Dan ] Three dozen research calls,
00:21:43	and every time,
00:21:45	He's worked on every terrain
00:21:47	Whenever they said it couldn't be
00:21:49	- Everybody all right?
00:21:53	Somebody could've got killed
00:21:55	You want that on your conscience?
00:21:59	High thumb. You are man, Harry.
00:22:01	Thumbs high.
00:22:03	[ Helicopter Blades Whirring ]
00:22:07	You're fired.
00:22:13	Who's Harry Stamper?
00:22:16	Hey, I'm Harry Stamper.
00:22:18	Mr. Stamper, I'm General Montgomery,
00:22:22	I've been sent here
00:22:24	on direct orders
00:22:27	[ Chuckling ]
00:22:29	It's a matter of urgent national security.
00:22:30	I need you to get on that chopper
00:22:34	Crazy Willie put you up to this?
00:22:36	I'm afraid I don't know Crazy Willie,
00:22:42	- Harry.
00:22:44	I swear to God,
00:22:46	It's all right. Relax. It's about me.
00:22:50	Oh. Forget it!
00:22:57	All right, General,
00:23:01	We're gonna have
00:23:05	What did I do?
00:23:06	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:23:07	- Sir, stay right here.
00:23:10	Chick, get him paid, get him off the rig!
00:23:23	- Mr. Stamper?
00:23:26	How you doin'? Miss Stamper.
00:23:28	I'm Dan Truman,
00:23:30	Listen, on behalf of all of us,
00:23:32	Apologize. I don't know if we can take
00:23:35	We've been apologized to
00:23:38	So if you don't mind, how about
00:23:41	You tell us why we're here
00:23:43	We should probably talk alone.
00:23:45	Mr. Truman, I don't keep
00:23:48	So whether you tell her now
00:23:50	she's gonna find out
00:23:52	So, why don't we just get on with it?
00:23:54	[ Dan ] So when the Rogue comet
00:23:56	it sent shrapnel right for us.
00:23:58	For the next 15 days,
00:24:01	Even if the asteroid itself
00:24:05	It'll flash boil
00:24:07	and slam into the ocean bedrock.
00:24:10	Now, if it's a Pacific Ocean impact,
00:24:13	it'll create a tidal wave three miles high,
00:24:16	traveling at 1,000 miles an hour
00:24:18	covering California
00:24:21	Japan's gone. Australia's wiped out.
00:24:25	Half the world's population
00:24:28	The rest'll freeze to death
00:24:31	[ Whispering ] That's unbelievable.
00:24:34	Well, actually, this is as real as it gets.
00:24:40	Well, it's coming right now.
00:24:43	Right for us at 22,000 miles an hour.
00:24:46	Not a soul on Earth can hide from it.
00:25:04	I take it you're not
00:25:07	Nobody knows. That's the way it stays.
00:25:10	For the next ten days, there are
00:25:13	that can spot the asteroid,
00:25:16	The president's classified
00:25:19	If news like this got out,
00:25:20	there'd be an overnight breakdown
00:25:24	Rioting, mass religious hysteria,
00:25:29	Basically the worst parts of the Bible.
00:25:35	Six billion people on the planet.
00:25:38	Why'd you guys call me?
00:25:41	We need you to prep the team
00:25:42	- we're sending up.
00:25:44	We'll send them to the asteroid,
00:25:45	they'll land, drill a hole,
00:25:48	take off and detonate,
00:25:51	The drilling unit's a prototype we've
00:25:55	You, uh You might recognize the rig.
00:26:00	Yeah, well, I guess
00:26:04	[ Man Chattering On PA. ]
00:26:05	[ Helicopter Blades Whirring ]
00:26:07	Did you steal a key to the Patent Office?
00:26:09	Yeah, basically.
00:26:10	Let me get this straight.
00:26:13	flown halfway around the world
00:26:17	Couldn't read the plans right and did
00:26:21	- Patents don't apply to outer space.
00:26:23	It's not going to Mars anymore.
00:26:27	And we need to know
00:26:29	You said we did a bad job
00:26:31	No, I said you did a pisspoor job
00:26:34	First of all, you got the flow system
00:26:38	You've been tearin' up rotors
00:26:41	Yeah, that's right.
00:26:42	Well, that's because your cams
00:26:45	Who's been operating this thing?
00:26:48	- Right there.
00:26:50	We've had them training
00:26:52	Eight whole months?
00:26:54	- Well, pretty much, yeah.
00:26:57	Well, this is the team
00:26:59	We need you to train them down here.
00:27:01	Well, Mr. Stamper, what do you think?
00:27:03	You know, drilling's a science.
00:27:06	I'm a third generation driller,
00:27:09	I still haven't got it all figured out.
00:27:11	I assume you sent for me because
00:27:15	Well, I'm only the best
00:27:17	You don't trust the men you're working
00:27:21	Now you wanna send
00:27:24	I'm sure they'll make good astronauts,
00:27:25	but they don't know jack about drillin'.
00:27:28	- What's your contingency plan?
00:27:31	Your backup plan. You gotta have
00:27:34	No, we don't have a backup plan.
00:27:35	- This is it.
00:27:37	That the government
00:27:41	I mean, you're NASA for cryin' out loud.
00:27:44	You're geniuses.
00:27:47	I'm sure you got a team of men
00:27:50	just thinkin' shit up
00:27:53	You tell me
00:27:54	that these eight Boy Scouts right here,
00:27:55	that is the world's hope,
00:27:58	- Yeah.
00:28:03	We're a little short on time here.
00:28:11	- All they gotta do is drill?
00:28:13	No spacewalkin',
00:28:16	Just drill.
00:28:19	How many men were you
00:28:22	We're sendin' up
00:28:24	If I do this,
00:28:26	You got it.
00:28:28	- So you're saying you'll help us?
00:28:33	Thanks.
00:28:42	I just don't trust
00:28:47	[ Siren Wailing ]
00:28:48	No, Mrs. Curlene.
00:28:49	It's Harry Stamper. You see Bear,
00:28:54	Those guys get off this rig, they scatter.
00:28:56	Jayotis Kerleen Bear.
00:28:58	Probably the only black man
00:29:02	Come and get Papa Bear!
00:29:07	- Uh, Max.
00:29:12	- Max.
00:29:15	So sweet, Maxie.
00:29:17	Hey, would you give me one of them
00:29:20	- Are you in trouble with the law again?
00:29:22	- Maxie.
00:29:27	You know I want Rockhound.
00:29:28	We call him Hound because,
00:29:34	[ Grace ] You might wanna start
00:29:38	That is a big, shiny mount, isn't it?
00:29:41	- How long you been married?
00:29:43	- See this diamond?
00:29:45	It's not a diamond.
00:29:47	- Would you like another drink?
00:29:49	- Sir, F.B.I.
00:29:51	- We have a national security matter.
00:29:54	- Let's go. Now.
00:29:59	Oscar Choi. Spacy but
00:30:02	He owns a horse ranch
00:30:08	What the
00:30:11	Mr. Chick Chappie, at the craps table.
00:30:14	Caesar's Palace, Las Vegas, Nevada.
00:30:17	Yes! About time.
00:30:20	Charles Chappie, game's over.
00:30:22	[Yelling]
00:30:25	[ Laughing ]
00:30:26	Who's gonna run the other rig?
00:30:30	The only one who knows how
00:30:33	I thought you said
00:30:36	I thought you said I could.
00:30:39	Yep, you are on your way, A.J.
00:30:42	Well, being in business
00:30:46	Make my own hours,
00:30:51	You don't got a gun
00:30:53	Oh, good, 'cause I kinda wanted
00:30:56	about you askin' me for help.
00:30:58	Does that mean that there's a job
00:31:00	that Mr. All-Go-No-Quit-Big-Nuts
00:31:05	can't handle by himself
00:31:09	Somethin' like that, yeah.
00:31:11	Well, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:12	I mean, is it something
00:31:16	You know, you and me
00:31:19	You know, Harry, there are only
00:31:22	five words I wanna hear
00:31:25	Those words are:
00:31:26	You know, A.J., I really look up to you.
00:31:30	You've been a hero of mine
00:31:32	and I'm very impressed with your work.
00:31:34	I'm emotionally closed off.
00:31:36	That's like
00:31:38	You know what?
00:31:42	- and I love ya."
00:31:45	there's not a job on the planet
00:31:50	I mean that.
00:31:53	So what are you doin' here?
00:32:00	- Hey, Bear.
00:32:02	Yeah, baby. What's up? What's up?
00:32:07	What's up, Harry?
00:32:15	[ Groaning ]
00:32:19	[ Harry ] None of you have to go.
00:32:22	wait for this big rock to crash into it
00:32:25	and kill everything
00:32:29	The United States government
00:32:33	- Anybody wanna say no?
00:32:37	Haven't turned you down once.
00:32:41	I'm there.
00:32:43	Guess I can't let you go up there alone.
00:32:46	I'm with you.
00:32:48	I mean, this is This is historic.
00:32:51	Guys, this is like deep blue hero stuff.
00:32:54	Of course I'm in.
00:32:55	While I don't share
00:33:00	Beam me up, Scotty.
00:33:03	- You all right, Max?
00:33:08	Whatever you think.
00:33:11	- What about you?
00:33:14	All right, then.
00:33:18	We go.
00:33:20	I don't mean to be
00:33:24	but you think we'll get
00:33:26	If you're trying to make me feel better
00:33:28	To tell you the truth, I'm kind
00:33:31	was an Air Force commando
00:33:33	We got robbery, assault,
00:33:36	We got a collection agent for the mob.
00:33:38	Two of these guys
00:33:40	- Look, they're the best at what they do.
00:33:42	And I'm not so optimistic.
00:33:44	We spend $250 billion a year
00:33:47	And here we are. The fate
00:33:50	of a bunch of retards
00:33:57	So, what's the verdict?
00:33:58	They'll do it. They've made
00:34:02	Such as?
00:34:04	[ Papers Rustling ]
00:34:06	Just a few things here.
00:34:11	Nothing really big.
00:34:16	Uh, Oscar here's got some
00:34:19	Wants 'em wiped off his record.
00:34:20	Fifty-six tickets in seven states.
00:34:22	- I'll tell him, Oscar. I got it.
00:34:24	Uh, Noonan's got two women friends
00:34:27	that he'd like to see made
00:34:30	Max would like you
00:34:35	Not sure if that's gonna work,
00:34:39	Chick wants a full week's
00:34:45	Hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us
00:34:52	Uh, Bear would like to stay at the
00:34:56	White Horse.
00:34:59	White House. White House.
00:35:01	White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in
00:35:03	the Lincoln Bedroom
00:35:05	for the summer.
00:35:06	Stuff like that.
00:35:08	Sure, I think we can
00:35:14	Harry!
00:35:17	Yeah, one more thing.
00:35:20	None of them wanna pay taxes again.
00:35:25	Ever.
00:35:30	[ People Chattering, Machines Beeping ]
00:35:34	Who's that for? Mr. Ed?
00:35:36	You stick that in me, I'm gonna
00:35:39	You ever see Pulp Fiction?
00:35:40	[ Singing ] Oh, say can you see
00:35:45	Uh-oh.
00:35:47	[ Groans ]
00:35:48	We're losin' him, we're losin' him.
00:35:50	- Freddy, you all right?
00:35:53	- Does this look okay?
00:35:58	Mr. Chappie, you're next!
00:36:00	Oh, gee, lady, I just came here to drill.
00:36:03	Oh, so did I.
00:36:08	Your triglycerides are way high,
00:36:11	and your bad cholesterol
00:36:13	Gotta lay off those pork rinds, Bear!
00:36:17	Pork rinds this! Yeah!
00:36:24	Well, at least they're in good spirits.
00:36:30	Piece of cake.
00:36:34	I won the Westinghouse prize
00:36:37	Published at 19. So what? I got
00:36:41	Chemistry and geology. I taught
00:36:45	You know, I think this might be
00:36:47	the most uncomfortable room
00:36:49	Why do I do this? Because the
00:36:52	and they let me use explosives, okay?
00:36:55	Okay, you wanna be
00:36:57	I'll tell you one thing
00:37:00	is people who think Jethro Tull
00:37:03	Who is Jethro Tull?
00:37:06	My favorite dish is haggis.
00:37:10	You shove that all
00:37:13	That'll put some hair on your ass.
00:37:15	I am not crazy. I'm just
00:37:18	You're all throwin'
00:37:21	After this is over, could I, like,
00:37:26	Okay, Cyclops lady is startin' to bug me.
00:37:28	Can you handle it?
00:37:29	I mean, I can handle what I'm,
00:37:31	I can handle that, but I don't know
00:37:34	Woman with large breasts.
00:37:38	Woman with medium breasts.
00:37:39	Here's Harry givin' me a hard time.
00:37:41	And this is Harry tellin' me
00:37:44	And this is Harry tellin' me
00:37:46	Thanks a lot. I appreciate it.
00:37:47	Just let it out.
00:37:49	[ Crying ]
00:37:50	I suffered a major head injury
00:37:54	This one looks like you, with breasts.
00:37:56	Yeah, I can handle it.
00:38:00	A home run!
00:38:06	Fail. Fail. Depressively fail.
00:38:09	One toxicology analysis
00:38:12	That is a very powerful sedative.
00:38:14	Sedatives are used all the time, Doctor.
00:38:16	This one's used on horses.
00:38:20	Some of these guys are pretty big.
00:38:22	It would normally take 18 months
00:38:25	prescreen viable subjects
00:38:27	We have seen evidence of a wide
00:38:30	Can they physically survive the trip?
00:38:34	Personally, I don't know
00:38:42	Talk about the wrong stuff.
00:38:48	Good morning. I'm Colonel Willie Sharp.
00:38:51	In addition to flying
00:38:54	my job is to train you to deal with
00:38:55	the mental and physical rigors
00:38:58	so you don't freak out on the asteroid.
00:39:02	United States astronauts train for years.
00:39:05	You have 12 days.
00:39:07	Do we have any intelligent
00:39:11	What's an X-71?
00:39:13	You're the first civilians to ever see her.
00:39:17	We call 'em the X-71s.
00:39:19	It's a top secret joint venture
00:39:22	She and her sister ship in Vandenberg
00:39:25	Thought you oughta take a look.
00:39:27	The two shuttles going up are
00:39:30	Her titanium alloy impenetrable
00:39:33	most sophisticated space vehicle
00:39:36	Okay, Air Force Colonel Davis,
00:39:39	will command the shuttle
00:39:41	Air Force Colonel Sharp,
00:39:45	Munitions specialist Gruber and Halsey
00:39:49	Anyway, I just thought
00:39:52	Thought you guys should meet.
00:39:57	Gentlemen, welcome to our weightless
00:40:09	So we're going swimming on
00:40:12	Here at downtown NASA,
00:40:15	Going to be retrofitted
00:40:17	She'll turn 800 turbo horses
00:40:20	Mind if we take a look at her now?
00:40:22	All these rubber hoses
00:40:24	Make sure it's short-throw shifters.
00:40:27	Quincy! Somebody tell me what this is.
00:40:31	Plastic ice cream scoop?
00:40:35	This is about
00:40:37	I've seen in all my entire military career.
00:40:40	Your space flight's gonna be
00:40:43	I'm here to give you a taste of that.
00:40:45	NASA's got some of
00:40:48	They're gonna be suckin' your eyes
00:40:52	Go easy on me, okay? It's my first time.
00:40:55	I just wanna seriously say
00:40:58	[A.J. Screaming ]
00:41:00	I'm gonna twist ya.
00:41:01	[ Screaming Continues ]
00:41:05	- I'm gonna flip ya.
00:41:09	Frap your body till your bones hurt.
00:41:11	When you squeal, I'm just
00:41:15	No, take me down!
00:41:16	[ Screaming ]
00:41:19	- How's the rest of the crew?
00:41:22	Sorry about the rib chunks
00:41:27	Don't forget: We gotta X-ray all these
00:41:29	- If you had to say, who would you say?
00:41:32	- Who do you think you are?
00:41:34	No, if anybody's anybody, I'm Han.
00:41:36	And you're You're Chewbacca.
00:41:38	Chewie? Have you
00:41:41	[ Man ] All right, let's go.
00:41:49	Neil Armstrong, 1969,
00:41:53	He's bouncing up there because there's
00:41:56	This will be similar
00:42:00	Something gets launched off
00:42:03	it's gonna keep on going
00:42:05	What is the deal?
00:42:09	Yeah.
00:42:11	We have these new generation suits
00:42:15	- You won't bounce like Neil Armstrong.
00:42:17	- Bear!
00:42:19	- Do we have a problem?
00:42:22	'Cause I'm trying to describe to you
00:42:23	how these D.A.T.s
00:42:26	So that if I were to kick you in the balls
00:42:27	Ooh.
00:42:29	and you don't know how to work them,
00:42:30	what happens to you?
00:42:31	- I float away.
00:42:34	And when do we start training for that?
00:42:37	Gentlemen, I'll give you 30 seconds
00:42:39	Then the oxygen will be sucked
00:42:41	and you will know what it's like
00:42:46	[ Man On P. A. ]
00:42:49	Main valves have been activated.
00:43:10	Okay, gentlemen,
00:43:12	Now let's keep the laughter to
00:43:15	Both shuttles will take off
00:43:20	Now 67 minutes later,
00:43:22	you're gonna dock with
00:43:24	to meet cosmonaut Andropov,
00:43:26	who will refuel the shuttles
00:43:29	That's your fuel. Then you'll release
00:43:32	and take a 60-hour trip
00:43:35	Now we only have one shot
00:43:39	and that's precisely when
00:43:43	You'll then use lunar gravity
00:43:46	slingshotting you around the moon,
00:43:49	coming up behind the asteroid.
00:43:52	- You'll be upward of 11 Gs.
00:43:55	It's where the coyote sat
00:43:58	and he strapped himself
00:44:01	- Is Is that what we're doin' here?
00:44:04	No, no, really, because it didn't
00:44:07	[ Overlapping Chattering ]
00:44:08	Actually, we have a lot
00:44:13	Now when you've finished
00:44:17	you'll be moving at
00:44:21	Coming around behind the asteroid,
00:44:23	where we're hoping that the tail debris
00:44:27	And you'll land right here. That's it.
00:44:29	We got separate landing sites
00:44:31	Softest parts of the rock
00:44:33	At NASA, we don't take chances.
00:44:37	First team that hits 800 feet wins.
00:44:40	Now this rock is big, dense. It's got
00:44:44	but use your thrusters
00:44:47	Okay, Mr. Truman, let's say
00:44:51	What's it gonna be like up there?
00:44:53	Two hundred degrees in the sunlight.
00:44:56	Canyons of razor-sharp rock.
00:45:01	Unexpected eruptions. Things like that.
00:45:04	Okay, so the scariest
00:45:08	That's all you gotta say,
00:45:10	Okay, so you drill,
00:45:14	Now here's the key.
00:45:16	You're gonna remote detonate the bomb
00:45:18	before the asteroid passes
00:45:23	You do that,
00:45:27	should be deflected enough
00:45:30	Now if the bomb explodes
00:45:37	game's over.
00:45:38	Apollo, this is Houston,
00:45:39	[ Imitating Rocket Blasting ]
00:45:41	Okay, your rockets are maximum.
00:45:43	- Oscar!
00:45:47	- Have you seen Grace?
00:45:50	Harry, wait a second. Did you say
00:46:31	Will you marry me?
00:46:47	Grace is old enough to vote, Harry.
00:46:49	She's old enough to drink or get married
00:46:52	Let me tell you something, fellas.
00:46:53	When I get back,
00:46:55	I will deal with this in my own way.
00:46:57	Come on, Harry. It's not like
00:46:59	I'm just savin',
00:47:01	Hey, Rock. Wait a minute. Let me get
00:47:03	I wanna jot down
00:47:05	Get serious, Harry. Come on. While
00:47:09	Grade grew up to become
00:47:12	- Harry, she is fully hot. She is
00:47:14	Max, okay, you're talkin'
00:47:18	I think I know
00:47:21	Harry, all we're sayin' is,
00:47:22	we're talkin' about a kid
00:47:24	She's gettin' curious about her body,
00:47:27	and she's exploring her sexuality.
00:47:30	- Oscar.
00:47:32	You are about five minutes older than
00:47:35	I know what it feels like to have
00:47:38	a thousand different directions.
00:47:40	No disrespect, man,
00:47:43	So, in part, we all feel like
00:47:45	- a bunch of daddies here.
00:47:48	I'll be damned if I worked all these years
00:47:55	She's better than that.
00:47:57	Better than all of us.
00:48:07	Harry, just sit back, relax. I'm gonna
00:48:11	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Harry!
00:48:13	[ Shouting ]
00:48:20	Two shuttle teams.
00:48:21	A.J.'II be running the drill team
00:48:23	with Oscar, Bear and Noonan
00:48:25	I'll run the drill team on Freedom
00:48:29	Once we land, we'll have
00:48:32	In order to split this rock
00:48:34	we're gonna have to drill to 800 feet.
00:48:36	Let's get our game faces on.
00:48:41	[A.J.] Come on. Let's keep it up.
00:48:45	We're the varsity team.
00:48:48	Okay, gentlemen, we're gonna trick
00:48:51	a gas pocket at 625 feet
00:48:56	I'm gonna drill some more.
00:48:59	- I'm givin' it more torque right now.
00:49:02	Clamp it down.
00:49:05	Thanks, Harry. Would you mind
00:49:07	You're gonna blow the tranny.
00:49:08	- Slow it down, baby.
00:49:10	Just relax. She can handle it.
00:49:12	A.J., you're at 600 feet.
00:49:14	Your pipe is long. Let's back
00:49:17	- We don't have time for 8,000!
00:49:20	You're gonna snap the pipe.
00:49:22	- Damn it, 11,000.
00:49:25	Bear, come on. Get on
00:49:28	Oh, space cowboy.
00:49:29	- Harry, are you listen in' to this?
00:49:32	You don't work for Harry
00:49:34	Out there, you gotta listen to me.
00:49:35	When we're on that rock,
00:49:38	I'm throttling up to 11,000.
00:49:40	A.J., back it off.
00:49:43	Hey, Harry, would you let me
00:49:45	R.P.M.s are at red line.
00:49:46	Bear, goddamn it,
00:49:48	Come on. She can handle this.
00:49:51	- A.J., back down.
00:49:54	Oh, son of a
00:49:56	The computer's wrong,
00:49:58	- We did the right thing.
00:50:01	If you wanna replace a member
00:50:05	I'll take care of this.
00:50:12	You wanna go home? Is that it?
00:50:13	- You wanna be fired?
00:50:15	My crew was doing the right thing.
00:50:16	- Your crew?
00:50:17	Your crew just blew
00:50:20	Listen, that NASA computer
00:50:22	The machine you built,
00:50:24	Shut up. Just shut up! Shut your mouth!
00:50:26	Those men in that room have zero
00:50:30	goin' by your gut instinct or
00:50:34	- Say the words, A.J.!
00:50:37	I want my men
00:50:39	What do you mean "off?
00:50:40	I mean, off. Out of here.
00:50:43	Then we'll go to Kennedy.
00:50:44	Well, there's no possible way
00:50:46	There's a potentially huge security risk.
00:50:47	What if they talk? What if they get hurt?
00:50:49	What if they're too burnt out
00:50:51	What if they get up there,
00:50:54	You see what's goin' on.
00:50:57	They didn't ask to be here.
00:50:59	For all we know, tomorrow night
00:51:01	they ever see Earth.
00:51:02	I don't think it's too much to ask
00:51:04	Listen, there's no possible
00:51:05	You got family, Colonel?
00:51:07	Two girls.
00:51:08	Wouldn't you like to spend tomorrow
00:51:12	I'm not askin' ya. I'm tellin' ya.
00:51:14	Make this happen.
00:51:25	This is a pretty big loan.
00:51:29	Nan, this looks like 100 grand to me.
00:51:31	I'm givin' you this at 60 percent.
00:51:34	because I'll bust your head
00:51:37	You'll get your money back.
00:51:38	You don't look too healthy.
00:51:42	Let's just say, no more than you are.
00:51:53	Don't wanna close my eyes
00:51:57	I don't wanna fall asleep
00:51:59	'Cause I'd miss you, baby
00:52:02	And I don't wanna miss a thing
00:52:04	You know what I was thinkin'?
00:52:05	What?
00:52:08	I really don't think that the animal
00:52:11	Why?
00:52:12	Well, 'cause it's sweet,
00:52:14	And, you know,
00:52:16	putting cheese on something
00:52:19	of what makes a cracker a cracker.
00:52:21	I don't know why I thought of that.
00:52:23	Baby, you have such sweet pillow talk.
00:52:26	I got a little animal cracker,
00:52:28	Discovery Channel thing
00:52:30	Watch the gazelle,
00:52:36	Now look, as the cheetah approaches.
00:52:40	Watch, as he stalks his prey.
00:52:43	Now, the gazelle's a little spooked,
00:52:46	and he could head north
00:52:50	provided by
00:52:53	[ Imitating Gazelle ]
00:52:56	He could go south.
00:53:00	The gazelle now faces
00:53:05	North
00:53:06	Or south?
00:53:10	Way down under.
00:53:17	Tune in next week.
00:53:18	[ Giggling ]
00:53:21	Baby,
00:53:24	do you think it's possible
00:53:27	is doing this very same thing
00:53:31	I hope so.
00:53:34	Otherwise, what the hell
00:53:42	Don't wanna close my eyes
00:53:45	I don't wanna fall asleep
00:53:48	'Cause I'd miss you, baby
00:53:50	And I don't wanna miss a thing
00:53:58	Hey.
00:54:03	What are you doing here?
00:54:04	I was just passin' by on the, uh
00:54:13	Who's he?
00:54:15	That man's a salesman.
00:54:18	Would you go inside?
00:54:24	Thank you.
00:54:26	[ Door Opens ]
00:54:28	He got big.
00:54:29	[ Door Closes ]
00:54:32	You can't come around like this.
00:54:35	The court says you can't.
00:54:38	It confuses him.
00:54:39	No, I know. I just
00:54:42	I wanted to say
00:54:44	that I'm sorry
00:54:46	about everything.
00:54:50	I got somethin' comin' up.
00:54:55	You just might be proud of me.
00:54:58	Would you do somethin' for me?
00:55:01	You don't have to You don't
00:55:13	Everybody talkin' about
00:55:15	Kiss on the devil
00:55:17	But it can't be love
00:55:20	You say you only love him
00:55:25	Hey, Noonan, you need ten grand?
00:55:28	We gotta put these girls
00:55:29	I love this astronaut stuff.
00:55:32	Good work, if you can get it.
00:55:33	Yeah, I'm just in town
00:55:36	Ooh! Astronauta.
00:55:39	Ah, si. I'm a mission specialist.
00:55:41	Yes, and what's that mean?
00:55:44	I don't know.
00:55:47	Hey! Who the hell
00:55:51	You're hoggin' all the action.
00:55:52	Hey, pinhead.
00:55:56	Why don't you spread the wealth, pal?
00:55:57	Here. Why don't
00:55:59	Hey, Mr. Clean!
00:56:01	[ Women Screaming ]
00:56:03	[Yelling]
00:56:05	Call NASA! They'll confirm it!
00:56:07	Get over there. Yeah, yeah.
00:56:09	- Yeah, we're astronauts!
00:56:11	You are so messing
00:56:14	You are fired tomorrow morning.
00:56:16	I'll get the C.I.A. and the F.B.I.
00:56:19	You'll be workin' security at Toys 'R' Us.
00:56:21	- Oh, oh, baby, no, no. No, no!
00:56:23	Oh, don't leave, baby. No, no, no.
00:56:24	See, I'm goin' into space,
00:56:31	It's coming in at 30,000 miles an hour!
00:56:33	Give me a projected impact.
00:56:35	East Asia, 11 minutes.
00:56:36	- We're gonna have to warn
00:56:46	[ People Chattering In Chinese Dialect ]
00:56:55	[ Loud Rumbling ]
00:57:05	[ People Screaming ]
00:57:30	[ Phone Rings ]
00:57:33	So the whole world knows.
00:57:37	Tell me you've never let
00:57:41	I never quit yet. How's that?
00:57:44	I guess that'll have to do.
00:57:47	You know somethin'?
00:57:50	I still remember the first,
00:57:53	of every guy that qualified
00:57:55	first year I was here. Thanks.
00:57:58	I went into the engineering program.
00:58:00	Kinda had to.
00:58:02	But boy, I wanted to go up there.
00:58:04	I wanted to be one of those guys
00:58:09	I tell you, I'd be on that shuttle
00:58:12	[Laughs ]
00:58:17	You don't want to be up
00:58:21	Good luck in Florida tomorrow.
00:58:23	[ Female Newscaster #1 ]
00:58:25	in Shanghai yesterday has rattled
00:58:28	[ Male Newscaster #1 ]
00:58:29	an object in space
00:58:31	[ Female Newscaster #2 ]
00:58:32	that the tidal wave was five
00:58:34	[ Male Newscaster #2 ]
00:58:36	We have just learned that NASA
00:58:39	They're calling this a global killer.
00:58:42	[ Female Newscaster #3 ]
00:58:43	very tight-lipped throughout this
00:58:44	[ Female Newscaster #4 ]
00:58:45	at this point with some kind of a project
00:58:47	involving NASA
00:58:50	Senior Pentagon officials
00:58:52	adding fuel to the speculation
00:58:54	that there could be
00:58:57	[ Truman ]
00:58:59	that arrived in Florida this evening.
00:59:01	NASA's in emergency
00:59:03	in cooperation with Russian, Japanese
00:59:05	and French space agencies
00:59:06	on the most massive joint
00:59:18	Grade?
00:59:29	Got your note.
00:59:32	What're you doin' out here, honey?
00:59:33	Um, just thinkin'.
00:59:36	- Yeah.
00:59:39	Oh, no, Grace, stop.
00:59:42	I I
00:59:46	I shouldn't have dragged you
00:59:48	I just
00:59:51	I don't think that I did
00:59:53	You're wrong. I love my life.
00:59:57	I love everything about my life.
00:59:59	And I don't blame you
01:00:05	She left us both.
01:00:08	And I love you.
01:00:10	And don't talk
01:00:14	Promise me that you'll come back.
01:00:18	Okay.
01:00:20	Say, "I promise."
01:00:23	I promise, Grace.
01:00:28	It's gonna be all right, Grace.
01:00:35	If it's not too much trouble,
01:00:38	can you please
01:00:40	Oh, Jesus.
01:00:52	The president will be addressing
01:00:55	within the hour.
01:01:24	Astronauts.
01:01:33	I'll see you in a couple days, honey.
01:01:41	[ Singing ]All my bags are packed
01:01:44	I'm ready to go
01:01:48	I'm standin' here outside your door
01:01:49	[ Humming ]
01:01:52	I hate to wake you up
01:01:55	To say good-bye
01:01:58	So kiss me and smile for me
01:02:02	Let me know you'll wait for me
01:02:05	Hold me like you'll never let me go
01:02:10	[ Grunting ]
01:02:11	'Cause I'm leavin'
01:02:13	On a jet plane
01:02:16	Don't know when I'll be back again
01:02:19	Leavin' on a jet plane
01:02:23	I don't know when I'll be back again
01:02:26	Leavin' on a jet plane
01:02:30	I don't know when I'll be back again
01:02:34	Leavin' on a jet plane
01:02:35	So, Truman, this is who you found
01:02:40	- Frost, you good to go?
01:02:41	Leavin' on a jet plane
01:02:42	That boy don't take anything seriously.
01:02:44	Yeah. Reminds me of a guy
01:02:48	Aah
01:02:50	Leavin' on a jet plane
01:02:52	I don't know when I'll be back again
01:02:53	I'm marrying you.
01:02:55	Bet your ass you are.
01:02:56	Leavin' on a jet plane
01:02:59	I don't know when I'll be back again
01:03:06	[ Crowd Cheering ]
01:03:17	I address you tonight,
01:03:20	not as the President
01:03:24	not as the leader of a country,
01:03:27	but as a citizen of humanity.
01:03:32	We are faced
01:03:38	The Bible calls this day
01:03:44	And yet, for the first time,
01:03:48	in the history of the planet,
01:03:50	a species has the technology
01:03:53	to prevent its own extinction.
01:03:55	[ Translator On TV]
01:03:57	All of you praying with us need to know
01:04:01	that everything that can be done
01:04:05	is being called into service.
01:04:10	The human thirst for excellence,
01:04:13	[ Translator On Radio ]
01:04:14	knowledge,
01:04:17	every step up the ladder of science,
01:04:21	every adventurous reach into space,
01:04:26	all of our combined
01:04:30	even the wars that we've fought,
01:04:34	to wage this terrible battle.
01:04:37	Through all the chaos
01:04:39	[ Translator On TV]
01:04:40	through all of the wrongs
01:04:43	through all of the pain and suffering,
01:04:45	through all of our times,
01:04:47	there is one thing
01:04:50	Mom, that salesman's on TV.
01:04:52	and elevated our species
01:04:56	and that is our courage.
01:04:58	Dreams of an entire planet
01:05:01	on those 14 brave souls
01:05:05	traveling into the heavens.
01:05:07	That man's not a salesman.
01:05:09	That's your daddy.
01:05:11	And may we all,
01:05:12	citizens the world over,
01:05:17	Godspeed and good luck to you.
01:05:27	Freedom crew. Independence crew.
01:05:35	How ya feelin'?
01:05:37	Uh, good, you know.
01:05:40	this scared in my entire life.
01:05:43	Listen. Once you get up there,
01:05:47	If anything should happen,
01:05:48	I know, Harry.
01:05:56	Take care of yourself, kid.
01:06:03	[ Man #1 ] Freedom's on the bridge.
01:06:06	Attention in the firing room.
01:06:11	[ Man #2 ] Independence on the bridge.
01:06:12	[ Man #1 ] Attention all personnel.
01:06:14	We are T minus two hours
01:06:26	- Hey, Harry.
01:06:28	You know, we're sittin' on four million
01:06:31	and a thing that has
01:06:35	built by the lowest bidder.
01:06:36	[ Grunts ]
01:06:37	Makes you feel good, doesn't it?
01:06:40	Yeah.
01:06:43	- How ya doin', Oscar?
01:06:46	I got that excited, scared feelin',
01:06:49	like 98 percent excited,
01:06:52	Maybe more. It could be 2
01:06:54	It could be 98 percent scared,
01:06:56	But that's what makes it so intense,
01:06:59	I can't really figure it out.
01:07:01	Will you make mine really tight,
01:07:04	I mean, almost to the point
01:07:07	[ Harnesses Clattering ]
01:07:08	Ow.
01:07:10	It must be a comfort to know
01:07:13	you can always get a job
01:07:15	All right. Flight directors
01:07:18	- Retro.
01:07:19	- Booster.
01:07:20	- Ecos.
01:07:21	- Trajectory.
01:07:23	- FIDO.
01:07:24	- EVA.
01:07:25	- CAPCOM Freedom.
01:07:27	- CAPCOM Independence.
01:07:29	All right, ladies and gentlemen,
01:07:33	Independence and Freedom,
01:07:35	We're T minus one minute.
01:07:37	All crew members,
01:07:41	Independence, this is launch control.
01:07:45	T minus 31.
01:07:48	P.L.T.s, perform your A. P. U. pre-start.
01:07:51	Okay, gentlemen,
01:07:55	God be with you.
01:07:56	You're already heroes.
01:07:59	[ Man Chattering On Radio ]
01:08:00	We're T minus 20 seconds.
01:08:04	[ Chattering Continues ]
01:08:05	Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven.
01:08:10	Four. Three. Two. One.
01:08:16	[ Roaring ]
01:08:17	We have main engine start.
01:08:18	- We have booster ignition.
01:08:22	And liftoff.
01:08:33	Freedom, this is flight deck.
01:08:36	[ Sharp On Radio ]
01:08:51	We have go for Independence.
01:08:53	Three. Two. One.
01:08:56	Independence,
01:08:58	[ Chattering Continues ]
01:08:59	We have liftoff.
01:09:01	We are cooking, Houston.
01:09:25	Houston, the tower is clear.
01:09:27	[ Cheering ]
01:09:29	[ Shuttles Roaring ]
01:09:30	Heads up, everybody. They're ours now.
01:09:32	All engines are go.
01:09:33	Keep a sharp eye out on both of 'em.
01:09:36	[ Radio Chatter Continues ]
01:09:43	[ Sharp ] Start roll maneuver.
01:09:55	Two good roll programs.
01:09:57	- One down.
01:09:59	Roger, Control. We are a max cue.
01:10:03	S.R.B. sep
01:10:04	[ Engines Roaring ]
01:10:09	We are single-engine, press, demi-go.
01:10:11	Copy, press, demi-go.
01:10:13	Houston, this is a kick-ass ride!
01:10:21	Freedom, this is Houston.
01:10:24	[ Engines Cut Out ]
01:10:34	Freedom, stats are good.
01:10:40	Independence,
01:10:42	Oh, my God.
01:10:44	This is space! Course, we're just
01:10:48	We We haven't gotten
01:10:50	Roger, Houston. We have a visual
01:10:52	Initiating retro burn.
01:10:56	Gentlemen, remember
01:10:58	has been up there for 11 years.
01:11:00	Most of us don't have cars that old.
01:11:02	Now, the cosmonaut on board
01:11:03	has been on that tin can
01:11:09	So don't be surprised if he's a little off.
01:11:12	Independence, we're gonna put you
01:11:13	All right, crew.
01:11:15	[ Laughing ]
01:11:17	[ Russian Accent ] Hello.
01:11:19	This is Russian space station.
01:11:22	[ Speaks Russian ]
01:11:24	We copy, Russian space station.
01:11:26	I'm ready to fire my thrusters any time.
01:11:29	- Stand by.
01:11:33	We have a go.
01:11:35	[ Chattering On Radio ]
01:11:37	[ Thrusters Roaring ]
01:11:43	You are maxed at 40-percent spin.
01:11:45	[ Moans]
01:11:47	Okay, Houston.
01:11:50	I can feel I'm having gravity.
01:11:55	All right, gentlemen.
01:11:58	Now, the Russian space station
01:11:59	- has fired her rockets
01:12:01	to simulate gravity
01:12:03	It's gonna make you queasy,
01:12:05	Well, it's about time.
01:12:07	[ Laughing ]
01:12:12	Initiating first phase
01:12:16	- Switching to manual.
01:12:24	One foot per second. Let's take this
01:12:28	Twenty feet.
01:12:30	[ Blipping ]
01:12:32	Ten feet.
01:12:33	Looking good on radar.
01:12:37	Five feet.
01:12:39	[ Clanking, Hissing ]
01:12:42	Locks are engaged. Fuel teams, let's go.
01:12:46	Freedom, telemetry is looking good.
01:12:49	[ Hissing ]
01:12:50	We have soft dock.
01:12:52	[ Sharp ] Fuel teams, prepare to unload.
01:12:58	All right, gentlemen, watch your heads.
01:13:00	Let's go, Independence.
01:13:06	Colonel.
01:13:10	[ Russian Folk Music ]
01:13:17	Where is he? Anybody home?
01:13:21	Welcome, everybody!
01:13:25	I am not gas station.
01:13:27	This is sophisticated laboratory.
01:13:31	So do not be touching anything.
01:13:33	- I need one I need you.
01:13:36	I need you. Hurry up. Hurry up.
01:13:39	It's very important
01:13:42	Put on cold suit.
01:13:44	- Countdown clock will hold at
01:13:45	Prepping for fuel transfer.
01:13:47	Countdown clock will hold
01:13:49	Fuel pod is down there.
01:13:52	It's down here, huh? Great.
01:13:54	[ Hissing ]
01:13:56	[All Chattering]
01:14:04	Okay, let's connect these fuel lines.
01:14:09	Freedom on the left,
01:14:12	All right. We're goin' left here.
01:14:16	To the right is fuel gauge.
01:14:20	One fifty, okay. One sixty, okay.
01:14:22	Two hundred,
01:14:26	So if you watch 200, you call for Lev,
01:14:32	You ask for Lev. And you pull
01:14:34	What's Lev?
01:14:36	I am Lev Andropov,
01:14:39	In Russia I'm a very big man.
01:14:43	We're ready to transfer.
01:14:44	I'm coming. No problem.
01:14:46	[All Chattering]
01:14:49	You. You. You there!
01:14:52	- Hard locked.
01:14:55	[ Beeps]
01:14:56	[ Hissing ]
01:15:04	[ Lev] Fuel is pumping.
01:15:09	Hey, Lev, the, uh
01:15:12	[A.J. Continues, Radio Static Hissing]
01:15:14	Still, we're on fuel transference.
01:15:16	Don't touch my uncle. You know?
01:15:19	He's a genius of my family.
01:15:20	[ Hissing ]
01:15:22	Lev! Can anybody hear me?
01:15:25	[ No Audio ]
01:15:27	He used to work for a big bomb factory.
01:15:28	He used to make the tip of the bomb,
01:15:30	the thing that finds, uh, New York
01:15:35	Ooh.
01:15:36	Check your hoses.
01:15:38	Stamper, let's look at the couplings,
01:15:43	Okay. Shutdown. Uh
01:15:46	[ Grunting ]
01:15:50	[ Motors Grinding Down ]
01:15:52	Uh Guys!
01:15:55	[ Sharp ] What's that noise?
01:15:58	Oh, no! God!
01:16:04	What is it?
01:16:06	[ Shouting In Russian ] Leak! Leak!
01:16:10	Get your men back to the shuttle! Go!
01:16:14	Go! Hurry up! Get out of there!
01:16:17	You know, this really smarts!
01:16:20	Pull lever!
01:16:22	This is the lever!
01:16:24	Colonel, we must get him out of there!
01:16:26	A.J., come on out!
01:16:29	Aah! Aah!
01:16:31	Hurry! Hurry!
01:16:35	Emergency break away!
01:16:38	We got a fire in the fuel pod!
01:16:43	- Come on!
01:16:45	Get in here! A.J.'s stuck in the fuel pod!
01:16:49	We're losing it!
01:16:51	[All Shouting ]
01:16:57	[All Shouting ]
01:17:03	Control, this is Independence.
01:17:07	[All Shouting ]
01:17:08	Malloy, talk to me!
01:17:10	Not good.
01:17:12	Independence, blow those locks
01:17:14	Dump the hoses now! We're going!
01:17:15	What happened?
01:17:18	Harry, it's burnin' up!
01:17:20	Damn! Max, Rock, get in here!
01:17:22	Get down there
01:17:25	Harry, it's burn in' up!
01:17:26	We're goin' back for the other team!
01:17:28	[ Chatter On Radio ]
01:17:29	[ Man ] Switch on
01:17:32	Trackin' A.J. He's climbin'.
01:17:34	- No!
01:17:36	It's too late! Get back to the shuttle!
01:17:41	No!
01:17:43	Colonel, we gotta move now!
01:17:48	Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
01:17:50	- Open that door, and we'll all die!
01:17:53	[All Shouting ]
01:17:56	Evac now! Let's go! Let's go!
01:18:01	Come on back! No, wait!
01:18:05	No!
01:18:07	They got the fire sealed in the fuel pod.
01:18:08	They locked it down.
01:18:09	[ Man On P. A. ]
01:18:11	They've still got
01:18:14	Keep running!
01:18:18	Where's the rest of the team?
01:18:19	[All Shouting ]
01:18:20	Where's A.J.?
01:18:21	- A.J.'s gone!
01:18:23	He's gone! It's too late!
01:18:27	Come on! This way is our only chance!
01:18:30	So it's minus hundred!
01:18:32	Very cold. Hold breath, or lung freezes!
01:18:41	Get back to the shuttle!
01:18:45	[All Shouting ]
01:18:51	It's on fire! It's on fire, Harry!
01:18:53	- It's them or all of us!
01:18:56	- Full thrust.
01:18:58	[ Rattling, Hissing ]
01:19:10	[ Gasping ]
01:19:14	Lev! Lev, the door's gonna blow!
01:19:19	No!
01:19:23	Oh!
01:19:24	We're going! It's gonna blow!
01:19:28	A.J.'s still in there!
01:19:29	Blow the locks. No, the bolts!
01:19:32	We've gotta
01:19:33	I think we're almost there!
01:19:36	[All Shouting ]
01:19:37	Flight, Independence does not have A.J.
01:19:39	They're gonna close the door
01:19:40	[ Man ] Tracking.
01:19:42	Just tell 'em to air lock the door and go!
01:19:44	Dog the hatch now!
01:19:45	Close it!
01:19:46	[ Explosion ]
01:19:52	Ho
01:19:53	[ Exploding ]
01:19:54	Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:19:55	Colonel! That thing's comin' right for
01:20:02	Hurry up! There's the shuttle door!
01:20:04	[ Shouting ]
01:20:06	Fire's coming at us! Close the door now!
01:20:14	Go! Go! Go!
01:20:24	Freedom, the Independence crew
01:20:28	We're even heavy one cosmonaut.
01:20:30	They got 90 percent of their fuel.
01:20:33	Pretty intense, huh?
01:20:35	That's why I told you, "Touch nothing."
01:20:44	So while the consciousness
01:20:47	focused on the NASA mission
01:20:48	taking place right now
01:20:51	[ Speaking Russian ]
01:20:52	we're now in the final hours
01:20:54	as the Freedom and Independence
01:21:06	Morning, guys.
01:21:09	Uh, we got a big day.
01:21:12	Eighteen seconds to radio interrupt.
01:21:14	Booster sequence confirmed.
01:21:15	This is Houston.
01:21:19	Shuttles are ready
01:21:20	Radio contact terminated. We're out.
01:21:24	Nine and a half Gs for 11 minutes.
01:21:34	So this is the part
01:21:35	hold on real tight and, uh,
01:21:38	Stand by for lunar roll.
01:21:40	High inclination. Lunar orbit.
01:21:44	You boys got those wills
01:22:03	All right, men,
01:22:05	Now just suck it up!
01:22:06	On the mark. Five. Four.
01:22:09	Three. Two. One.
01:22:22	Is this supposed to be like this?
01:22:23	Don't worry. This is normal.
01:22:25	How would you know?
01:22:26	[ Groaning ]
01:22:27	- Fourteen thousand miles an hour.
01:22:29	- Ann!
01:22:31	Six Gs.
01:22:35	Fifteen thousand.
01:22:36	- Really heavy, man!
01:22:38	What do you mean, "this isn't normal"?
01:22:40	This is way worse!
01:22:41	Eight Gs. Hang tight!
01:22:43	We're not gonna make it!
01:22:48	Twelve minutes.
01:22:50	[All Groaning ]
01:22:52	This is too fast!
01:22:58	Ten Gs!
01:22:59	[ Groaning Continues ]
01:23:10	[ Groaning ]
01:23:11	[ Laughing ]
01:23:13	[ Sharp ] We're maxed at 22,500!
01:23:17	[ Groaning ]
01:23:21	[ Rattling Ceases ]
01:23:23	[ Exhales ]
01:23:26	We have acquisition of signal
01:23:29	[ Relieved Chattering ]
01:23:30	We're in, guys.
01:23:33	We have visual of the target, Houston.
01:23:45	You see that?
01:23:51	Wow.
01:23:54	[ Computer Blipping ]
01:23:55	Come in, Independence.
01:23:57	[ Sharp ] Houston, you gotta see this
01:24:02	Okay, team, let's take 'em in.
01:24:03	Okay, Quincy, how much tail debris
01:24:05	[ Man ] Freedom, turn on FOD radar.
01:24:07	FOD radar on.
01:24:09	[ Blipping ]
01:24:11	Everybody, hang on.
01:24:13	Engaging evasive radar.
01:24:23	Hold on!
01:24:36	Goddamn! We got debris!
01:24:39	[ Watts ]
01:24:55	- Houston, do you read me?
01:25:01	We're goin' in! We're comin' in hot!
01:25:07	Independence, try to maintain
01:25:08	You've got a target L.Z.
01:25:10	There's too much debris!
01:25:12	Negative!
01:25:14	[ Loud Crashing ]
01:25:16	We're hit!
01:25:20	Mayday, mayday!
01:25:22	I've lost main thrusters.
01:25:24	Mayday, Houston, mayday!
01:25:26	Mayday, Freedom, mayday!
01:25:28	We are out of control!
01:25:30	Do you read me?
01:25:42	[All Shouting ]
01:25:43	[ Thrusters Roaring ]
01:25:46	We're gonna hit!
01:25:47	[ Blipping ]
01:25:57	Everybody, go to your own life support!
01:26:03	We are going down!
01:26:05	Houston! Houston, we are going down!
01:26:09	I can't get it on!
01:26:13	Good luck, Freedom.
01:26:14	Oh, my God, this is it.
01:26:18	[ Blipping ]
01:26:20	[All Screaming ]
01:26:33	[ Lev Shouting In Russian ]
01:26:54	[ Screams ]
01:27:07	Sharp, what the hell is that?
01:27:15	[ Sharp ] Houston, Independence
01:27:17	They're not gonna make it.
01:27:31	Houston,
01:27:46	When I touch this baby down,
01:27:48	- Fires on your right, Sharp!
01:27:50	[ Thrusters Roaring ]
01:27:52	Hang tight! Hang tight!
01:27:55	Houston, we overshot our landing field.
01:27:59	Oh, no!
01:28:06	[ Grunting ]
01:28:08	[ Ice Smashing ]
01:28:14	[ Shouting ]
01:28:21	- God!
01:28:25	[ Crashing Stops ]
01:28:26	[ Whimpering, Panting ]
01:28:32	[ Whimpering ]
01:28:34	[ Panting ]
01:28:38	Initiate system light system check.
01:28:42	Our electrical system is screwed.
01:28:45	Fuel seals check. Engine seals check.
01:28:47	- Oh, God. Oh!
01:28:53	Anyone hurt?
01:28:54	[ Panting ] Where's
01:28:58	Where's the other shuttle?
01:29:02	Independence is off the grid.
01:29:04	"Off the grid"?
01:29:05	What are you, a freakin' cyborg?
01:29:09	Hey, you saw it yourself, right?
01:29:11	They're gone.
01:29:14	Come in, Freedom. This is
01:29:18	This is CAPCOM Houston.
01:29:22	- God!
01:29:23	to take care of our friends.
01:29:27	May they rest in peace.
01:29:30	Amen.
01:29:32	[ Computers Blipping ]
01:29:40	We got eight hours.
01:29:42	[ Gasps ]
01:29:43	Let's get this job done and go home.
01:29:46	Nothin'.
01:29:47	Come on, Watts, Sharp, somebody.
01:29:50	This is CAPCOM Houston.
01:29:53	Come in, Freedom. Freedom, come in.
01:29:59	Maybe you shouldn't be here.
01:30:01	I don't have anywhere else to go.
01:30:04	Freedom, come in.
01:30:08	All right, let's get the tools unpacked
01:30:11	We're not getting a damn thing
01:30:13	- I know where we are.
01:30:15	Radio signal's dead.
01:30:17	I'm flipping the backup generator.
01:30:19	Radio signal's gonna be cut in half
01:30:21	We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9,
01:30:27	Captain America here
01:30:31	How the hell do you know that?
01:30:33	Because I'm a genius.
01:30:35	The gauges will not read.
01:30:36	They're all peaked, like we're plugged
01:30:38	Well, who on this spaceship
01:30:40	- [ Sharp ] By all means.
01:30:43	is because thermographics indicated
01:30:48	Which means that you landed us
01:30:55	All right. Well, you heard the man.
01:30:56	Let's wheel out the remote satellite link.
01:30:58	Oh, God, please tell me
01:30:59	[ Computers Beeping ]
01:31:02	[ Man ] Independence has flat-lined.
01:31:04	[ Weeping ]
01:31:34	[ Sighs, Grunting ]
01:31:45	Oh. Oh.
01:31:49	Oscar! Oscar!
01:31:54	Oh, God!
01:31:59	Hello! Anyone! Is anyone else alive?
01:32:04	Somebody, help me!
01:32:07	A.J.!
01:32:10	Where are you?
01:32:12	I'm here.
01:32:14	[ Grunting ]
01:32:18	Lev, there's no one else.
01:32:21	There's no one else.
01:32:22	I know.
01:32:24	[ Bear] Oh, man.
01:32:26	[ A.J. ] Bear, where are you?
01:32:31	[ Bear] I'm in the shuttle, man.
01:32:33	[ Grunts ]
01:32:34	Are you all right?
01:32:36	I'm so glad to see you, man.
01:32:39	I never thought I'd be so happy
01:32:42	Houston, do you read? This is Freedom.
01:32:45	[ Sharp ] Check your thrusters.
01:32:46	[ Watts ] Houston, do you copy?
01:32:48	[ Sharp ] Is everyone good to go?
01:33:00	Wow.
01:33:12	[ Harry ] Down here! In the valley!
01:33:16	This place is like
01:33:19	Let's get the remote satellite.
01:33:24	[ Harry ] Bring Max down.
01:33:25	Watch yourself through here, Max.
01:33:29	To the left!
01:33:30	Bring it to the left!
01:33:37	[ Harry ] Rockhound,
01:33:39	and take some readings
01:33:41	[ Beeping ]
01:33:44	Iron ferrite.
01:33:48	I have fire.
01:33:50	[ Harry ] Watts, I'm comin' back.
01:33:53	Mostly iron, Rockhound.
01:33:55	God, I hate knowing everything.
01:33:57	We couldn't have picked
01:34:00	Well, I can pretty much guarantee
01:34:04	- How do you figure that?
01:34:09	- Max, you good?
01:34:12	Turn it around.
01:34:13	[ Max ] Friggin' outer space.
01:34:18	It's good.
01:34:26	All right. We're in. Another light.
01:34:30	There's some stuff in here
01:34:33	All right, let's punch it down!
01:34:35	[ Metal Creaking ]
01:34:37	- Hey, Harry, did you see that?
01:34:40	We lost the bite in the bit.
01:34:41	All right. Back it off. Back it off.
01:34:43	Goddamn it!
01:34:45	Sounds like we twisted a shank.
01:34:47	Good. Good. Hold 'er there.
01:34:54	Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy.
01:34:57	We've all seen
01:34:59	Not after ten feet.
01:35:01	- I never seen one.
01:35:04	- What do you want?
01:35:09	[A.J. ] Bear, Lev.
01:35:11	[ Lev ] We're only
01:35:15	[ A.J. ] We're not astronauts.
01:35:17	We're not even supposed to be here.
01:35:19	What? You're not astronaut?
01:35:22	- I'm getting us outta here. Get in.
01:35:24	Just get in the Armadillo. I have an idea.
01:35:27	Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy?
01:35:29	Houston, do you copy?
01:35:32	[ Radio Static Hissing ]
01:35:33	We're gettin'
01:35:36	[ Watts] Houston, this is Freedom.
01:35:38	- Thank God we have you, Freedom.
01:35:41	- Don't lose 'em, Malloy.
01:35:44	Houston, this is Freedom.
01:35:45	- We have landed safely.
01:35:47	We are at site coordinates
01:35:49	Okay, I want to know everything
01:35:51	- Got it.
01:35:52	We're also having electric
01:35:55	Walter, get Mechanical on that.
01:35:56	But we have commenced drilling.
01:35:58	Stevens, we're losin' him.
01:36:00	- Come on.
01:36:04	- Bump the signal.
01:36:05	Houston. Houston.
01:36:06	We lost 'em. Get 'em back.
01:36:11	Show you how we do things
01:36:22	Hold on!
01:36:25	[ Metal Crumpling ]
01:36:33	Seat it.
01:36:35	All right, get ready. Max, thread it.
01:36:39	Guys, the clock is tickin'.
01:36:42	All right! Good! Crank it loose!
01:36:44	Keep it at 25.
01:36:48	All right, Chick. Give me more torque
01:36:50	[ Drill Whining ]
01:36:51	[ Harry ] Max, I need some more power
01:36:53	- All right, boss.
01:36:54	then drop the hammer.
01:36:55	Let's drill through this turd.
01:36:57	[ Harry ] Come on, boys.
01:37:00	Dig, dig, dig. Chew this iron bitch up.
01:37:03	[ Metal Whining ]
01:37:08	- Chick, the tranny's stuck.
01:37:10	What is it?
01:37:12	Chick, come on! Help!
01:37:13	- Release the clutch!
01:37:14	Okay. Well, this thing's not movin'.
01:37:18	No, no, no! Shut it down! Shut it
01:37:22	[ Groaning ]
01:37:28	This is not workin' out, Harry.
01:37:30	- Oh, are you all right?
01:37:35	Come on, God.
01:37:38	Just a little help. That's all I'm askin'.
01:37:42	I think we're close enough.
01:37:48	Here's the bad news.
01:37:50	her rotation was stable
01:37:54	But now look at this.
01:37:58	She's tumbling on all three axes.
01:38:02	- What does this do for communications?
01:38:04	We'll have definite contact with
01:38:07	- After that it's radio darkness.
01:38:10	And after seven minutes,
01:38:14	But we're trying to bounce a signal
01:38:16	off a Russian military satellite,
01:38:18	If we lose the shuttle com,
01:38:20	when do we lose the ability
01:38:23	The weapon remote receives a signal
01:38:25	Higher orbit, more powerful transmitter.
01:38:27	If we've got the shuttle
01:38:29	we can remote detonate
01:38:32	What he's trying to say, General,
01:38:34	you may lose the ability
01:38:38	I've got to inform the president.
01:38:41	Just want to make sure you know
01:38:44	- Do you know what you're doing now?
01:38:46	You know what? I have no idea
01:38:49	This button,
01:38:52	All I know is
01:38:54	I lost two of my friends,
01:38:57	We don't know if he's alive.
01:39:00	All I know is,
01:39:01	and I'm trying to get us there.
01:39:10	[ Beeping ]
01:39:11	Let's get it unpacked.
01:39:14	What's up?
01:39:16	We're drilling through some
01:39:18	It's fried two of our drill bits,
01:39:21	So how deep are we?
01:39:22	We could use your help
01:39:24	I have an assessment report due now.
01:39:27	- So how deep are we?
01:39:30	when you quit askin' me
01:39:32	and help us load this transmission on.
01:39:33	What is our current depth?
01:39:35	Our current depth
01:39:37	I'll decide what's important.
01:39:40	You've had two and a half hours.
01:39:44	We're at 57 feet.
01:39:47	Now, if you're not too busy,
01:39:48	maybe you can give us a hand
01:39:50	Colonel Sharp!
01:39:53	Get this strapped up. I'll be right back.
01:39:55	All right. I'm coming through.
01:39:59	That's as clear as it's gonna get.
01:40:02	Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy?
01:40:04	Working at a remote satellite link
01:40:07	- Transmission change.
01:40:08	Twenty minutes.
01:40:11	Please advise. That's four hours
01:40:15	What the hell is this? "Zero depth"?
01:40:18	And where'd this come from?
01:40:21	Lemme have that phone.
01:40:22	Truman! Look, this is what happens
01:40:25	We cannot use your "U.S. Air Force
01:40:29	- Who wrote this thing, by the way?
01:40:32	Look. Is he getting this?
01:40:34	- What's wrong with this?
01:40:35	What do you mean, "the corn's down"?
01:40:36	[ Sharp ] What do I mean?
01:40:38	- communication to mission control.
01:40:39	Let's go back to the cargo bay
01:40:42	Harry, guess what. You had your shot.
01:40:45	- You can't
01:40:47	[ Shouting ]
01:40:50	Write a report, why don't ya?
01:40:52	[ Shouting Continues ]
01:40:53	My men and I will go
01:40:56	You and your men are the biggest
01:41:02	- [ Man ] We've lost communication.
01:41:07	- We're not lookin' too good right now.
01:41:13	We gotta get that radio back up.
01:41:17	[ Man ] Mr. President,
01:41:20	We can remote detonate the bomb
01:41:25	[ Rings ]
01:41:26	Yes? Kimsey here. Yes, Mr. President.
01:41:30	Yes, we saw that, too, sir.
01:41:33	But maybe we should wait until they
01:41:42	Dan, get them out of there.
01:41:46	- Evac right now.
01:41:49	I've been ordered
01:41:51	[ Elevator Bells Dinging ]
01:41:56	Well, what is this?
01:42:02	Secondary protocol.
01:42:10	But they haven't drilled
01:42:17	The president's advisors feel
01:42:19	And we've lost radio contact,
01:42:21	We've only got a few minutes left of
01:42:22	guaranteed ability to
01:42:24	If we don't do it now we could lose
01:42:27	Well, you tell the president that
01:42:30	If you detonate that nuke on the surface,
01:42:32	we waste a perfectly good bomb,
01:42:34	and we have one chance
01:42:36	[ Beeping ]
01:42:47	I need that radio.
01:42:49	Gruber, give me
01:42:51	[ Gruber] Roger that.
01:42:55	Yes, Mr. President,
01:42:57	but my point is very, very simple.
01:42:59	And I think you need to trust me on this
01:43:02	I guarantee you,
01:43:09	Yes, sir.
01:43:11	General, he wants you.
01:43:15	This is Kimsey. Yes, sir.
01:43:19	I understand.
01:43:23	The orders are to remote detonate
01:43:27	You have not told them yet!
01:43:32	This is one order you shouldn't follow,
01:43:36	Let her go. Let her go!
01:43:40	Your key, sir.
01:43:44	[ Consoles Beeping ]
01:43:47	God be with them.
01:43:50	Slow it down.
01:43:52	[ Beeping ]
01:43:54	[ Timer Beeping ]
01:43:58	Harry,
01:44:00	the clock on that nine-foot
01:44:05	Oh, my God! Sharp! Get back here now!
01:44:10	What?
01:44:12	It just came on all by itself.
01:44:13	- What the hell's happening?
01:44:15	- What's that? What?
01:44:17	- What does that mean?
01:44:19	They're detonating this thing from Earth.
01:44:20	What do you mean, detonating?
01:44:21	- We haven't even drilled the hole yet!
01:44:22	- What're you talkin' about?
01:44:24	Get your helmets on now!
01:44:25	- Oh, no, no. How How you turn it off?
01:44:28	I got a man out there, too.
01:44:30	Max, Rockhound,
01:44:32	- They could be on their way here.
01:44:35	They would've talked to us by now.
01:44:38	- Watts, air lock the cockpit now!
01:44:41	- Max, Rockhound!
01:44:43	How do you turn this thing off?
01:44:45	[ Radio Static Hissing ]
01:44:46	- Harry, do you copy?
01:44:48	Yeah, it's all wrong, man.
01:44:51	I know. Let's go back to the ship!
01:44:54	I'm not leavin' without my men, Sharp.
01:44:56	We've got two and a half minutes
01:44:59	If they're not back by the time we finish,
01:45:02	Okay, let's simplify this.
01:45:04	If we don't put this bomb down
01:45:07	all you're gonna have is
01:45:09	This is turnin' into a
01:45:12	Watsler, are you listening? It's Truman.
01:45:15	Okay, listen to me carefully.
01:45:30	Give us the time, Sharp.
01:45:32	- It's not my call.
01:45:34	An order to detonate can
01:45:36	- The president's not here!
01:45:38	You've gotta give us more time!
01:45:39	I'm telling you to
01:45:40	And I'm telling you it's not my call!
01:45:42	Well, guess what.
01:45:44	Harry!
01:45:47	Don't. You could set it off.
01:45:51	Oh, man.
01:45:57	Come on, come on.
01:46:01	Kill the uplink.
01:46:02	This thing is gonna blow.
01:46:04	- We gotta get it off the ship.
01:46:07	Stand down, Sergeant.
01:46:09	Shut this bomb down
01:46:13	I'm under orders to protect
01:46:15	I'm gonna give you three seconds
01:46:18	and then I'm gonna make you shoot me.
01:46:21	Hurry, Watsler. For Christ's sake, hurry.
01:46:26	[ Detonator Powering Down ]
01:46:27	What happened?
01:46:30	Aah!
01:46:32	[ Grunting ]
01:46:33	Sir, the override It's been overridden.
01:46:38	I bought us a couple of minutes,
01:46:39	so get that radio workin', okay?
01:46:42	[ Grunting ]
01:46:44	Bring me all the way up here just to
01:46:47	- [Gasping ] Listen
01:46:50	Shut up, Colonel. I'm talking now.
01:46:54	[ Sharp ] It could start again.
01:46:56	[ Gasping ]
01:46:58	Uh-oh.
01:47:00	That's why you are gonna
01:47:02	All right. What'd we miss?
01:47:09	- Do it again.
01:47:15	Keep tryin'.
01:47:19	Sir, I need you to cease and desist.
01:47:27	- They're reactivating the bomb.
01:47:30	- [ Detonator Blipping ]
01:47:33	What're you doin' up here? And why
01:47:36	To do the right thing,
01:47:39	[ Breathing Heavily ]
01:47:42	[ Gasping ]
01:47:47	For God's sakes,
01:47:50	Why are you listenin' to someone
01:47:53	We're here.
01:47:57	So if we don't get this job done,
01:48:01	One minute.
01:48:03	I've been drillin' holes
01:48:06	And I have never, never missed
01:48:11	And by God, I am not gonna miss
01:48:15	Forty-two seconds.
01:48:18	But I can't do it alone, Colonel.
01:48:21	You swear on your daughter's life,
01:48:24	that you can hit that mark?
01:48:27	I will make 800 feet.
01:48:31	Then let's turn this bomb off.
01:48:35	[ Beeping ]
01:48:43	[ Beeping Continues ]
01:48:46	Steady. Take it back.
01:48:48	That's what you'll have to do.
01:48:50	Rainbow track? Under
01:48:51	- Under one? Under Okay.
01:48:53	- Okay. Are we free of static?
01:48:56	- Steady. Steady.
01:48:59	Go! Go! Go! Red wire "A."
01:49:02	Now. Come on! Come on!
01:49:04	[ Breathing Heavily ]
01:49:06	Negative "B."
01:49:07	- Ready, and now.
01:49:10	Track flipped. Hot's in.
01:49:11	- It better be. Go.
01:49:13	[ Beeping Faster ]
01:49:16	Re
01:49:20	[ Whimpering ]
01:49:21	[ Beeping Continues ]
01:49:22	Blue.
01:49:24	[ Beeping Stops ]
01:49:27	Good job!
01:49:28	[All Panting ]
01:49:33	Oh, God, it sucks up here.
01:49:36	Sir, the clock has stopped
01:49:39	What?
01:49:41	Have we lost complete radio contact?
01:49:43	I got some magic happening.
01:49:45	We're bouncing off Russian
01:49:46	- It may have a faint signal.
01:49:52	Go ahead, Freedom.
01:49:54	Houston, you have a problem
01:49:56	Problem.
01:49:57	See, I promised my little girl
01:50:01	Now, I don't know what you people
01:50:04	but we got a hole to dig up there.
01:50:05	[ Cheering ]
01:50:07	Go, go, go, go! Come on.
01:50:10	Okay, guys. All go, no quit.
01:50:13	Okay, got the tranny.
01:50:16	Hey, you guys should take a break
01:50:21	Wow. Got a great view
01:50:24	Too bad we'll never
01:50:26	- Lev, do you see anything?
01:50:29	Well, keep goin'. I'm not givin' up.
01:50:32	Hold up here, Bear.
01:50:34	- [ Lev ] Oh, boy.
01:50:36	We just happen to run into
01:50:39	I told you, you took a wrong way,
01:50:43	[A.J.] What What road?
01:50:46	[ Lev ] You know what? I do not have
01:50:50	But you think this is
01:50:53	Lev, why don't you just do humanity
01:51:02	Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
01:51:04	No, I never saw Star Wars.
01:51:13	All right. Doin' a good job.
01:51:15	- Give me a depth reading, Max.
01:51:18	[Humming William Tell Overture ]
01:51:22	Yee-ha!
01:51:23	Ride 'em, cowboy!
01:51:27	Get off the nuclear warhead.
01:51:31	I was doin' that guy from that movie,
01:51:34	where he rides it all the way in,
01:51:37	- Now.
01:51:40	We got 700 feet of hole to dig,
01:51:43	All right. Just Just wanted to feel
01:51:48	Hey, Sharp.
01:51:50	[ Chanting ] No nukes!
01:51:53	You got any more bullets
01:51:56	[ A.J. ] What did Watts tell you, Bear?
01:51:58	- you'd keep floating.
01:51:59	[ Engine Roaring ]
01:52:02	[ A.J. ] We turn the thrusters off,
01:52:04	we float right over it.
01:52:07	Go over it again, Lev.
01:52:09	Throw the jet thrusters off
01:52:12	- Okay.
01:52:14	and we gonna go down nice and slow.
01:52:16	- That's it. That's it, baby. That's it.
01:52:20	- I don't know.
01:52:24	Let's say 50-50 No. More like, uh
01:52:28	Like 70-30 or 80-20.
01:52:31	If it works, the two of you
01:52:35	Screw it.
01:52:43	Just for the record,
01:52:49	Wait for the edge.
01:52:50	- Don't hit it till we get there.
01:52:53	- [ Lev ] Three.
01:52:57	[ Lev ] Two. One!
01:52:59	Aah!
01:53:09	- Yes! It's working!
01:53:12	[ Lev] Oh, my God!
01:53:13	[All Shouting ]
01:53:15	- I'm a genius! Wait a minute.
01:53:20	- We got some rocks!
01:53:22	Lev, Lev, I can't do anything!
01:53:25	[All Screaming ]
01:53:26	[ Crashing ]
01:53:35	Oh, okay, okay,
01:53:37	- Check main switch.
01:53:39	a little bit of a problem.
01:53:41	- Thrusters on Now!
01:53:43	[ Rattling ]
01:53:46	- What's wrong?
01:53:48	The The thrusters not working.
01:53:52	I thought you had this planned!
01:53:53	- What're we supposed to do?
01:53:55	- I'm stepping outside.
01:53:57	I am the only certified astronaut,
01:54:05	[ Grunts ]
01:54:07	Yes. You'll listen to him. Right.
01:54:15	Hurry up, Lev, because we're
01:54:19	Just a second. The fuel line is iced up.
01:54:22	- I think maybe workin' now.
01:54:26	I'm sorry, A.J., I was way off the odds.
01:54:29	[ Bear] We're gettin' higher, man.
01:54:31	Look out! The rocks! Rocks are coming!
01:54:36	[ Moaning, Grunting ]
01:54:40	Hold on!
01:54:42	Aah!
01:54:46	- Pull the thrusters!
01:54:51	[All Screaming ]
01:54:56	- We lost Lev.
01:54:58	[ Grunting ]
01:54:59	A.J., the thrusters!
01:55:02	Aah!
01:55:06	Let's get Lev back!
01:55:08	Aah!
01:55:11	[ Gasping ]
01:55:16	Lev, hold on! We're comin' in!
01:55:20	[ Grunting ]
01:55:26	[ Grunting ]
01:55:30	[All Panting ]
01:55:35	Thank You, Jesus. Thank You, Lord.
01:55:37	Thank You. Thank You,
01:55:40	[ Grunting ] Lev!
01:55:43	- Now I'm really a Russian hero!
01:55:48	- I know!
01:55:50	- Good odds, you know?
01:55:53	- Get in here. We gotta go.
01:55:56	[ Rumbling ]
01:55:59	Rockhound, keep on that transmission.
01:56:01	- Tranny looks good, Harry.
01:56:05	Lock it down, Chick.
01:56:08	Nice.
01:56:11	How come we didn't get
01:56:14	Whoa. Very cool. I could take out
01:56:18	[ Machine Whirring ]
01:56:19	Okay, boys, give it a rest.
01:56:21	[ Machine Gun Firing ]
01:56:22	Whoa!
01:56:24	- What the hell is that?
01:56:26	Whoa. This is so much fun, it's freaky.
01:56:31	Rockhound!
01:56:32	[ Cheering ]
01:56:33	Whoa, watch your heads. Sorry, Harry.
01:56:38	- Outta my way, boys!
01:56:40	Meet your maker, asteroid!
01:56:43	[ Both Grunting ]
01:56:48	What the hell's the matter with you,
01:56:50	- Goddamn!
01:56:52	- Have you lost your mind?
01:56:53	He's got space dementia.
01:57:00	Max, downshift and put it in reverse.
01:57:05	[Max] Uh-oh.
01:57:06	[ Grunts ]
01:57:07	[ Loud Rumbling ]
01:57:09	- What's happening?
01:57:12	Earthquake!
01:57:21	Quick, shut it off!
01:57:24	- Shut it off! Shut it off now!
01:57:28	- We hit a gas pocket!
01:57:31	[ Grunting ]
01:57:33	Max, get your helmet on!
01:57:36	- Aah! Oh, Jesus, I'm cooking!
01:57:40	This is it! Harry!
01:57:46	I'm bailing!
01:57:52	Max!
01:57:56	Good-bye, Max.
01:57:57	- Max!
01:58:00	- Armadillo's off the scope.
01:58:03	No sign of the Armadillo.
01:58:04	[All Shouting ]
01:58:36	Get a hold of Truman.
01:58:39	Prepare the world for bad news.
01:58:42	[ Air Raid Sirens Wailing ]
01:58:49	[ Male Newscaster #1 ] We're getting
01:58:51	has suffered massive failure.
01:58:54	And what we're trying to do right now
01:58:56	and find out exactly what that means.
01:58:58	Repeat. We're getting leaks
01:59:01	some rushing home
01:59:03	that the drilling was unsuccessful.
01:59:08	[ Chanting ]
01:59:11	[ Female Newscaster
01:59:16	[ Male Newscaster #2 ]
01:59:19	[ Male Newscaster #3
01:59:22	[ Male Newscaster #4 ]
01:59:24	Good luck and God bless.
01:59:31	- [ Man #1 ] We've got incoming.
01:59:32	NORAD's tracking four small
01:59:35	I think one's about to hit near Paris.
01:59:40	[Asteroid Shrieking ]
01:59:44	[ Screaming ]
02:00:01	[All Shouting ]
02:00:03	Reports are coming in.
02:00:04	[ Male Newscaster #1 ] Martial law
02:00:07	[ Male Newscaster #2 ]
02:00:10	it will take about three hours
02:00:14	[ Sirens Wailing ]
02:00:18	I guess we do it the president's way.
02:00:21	You can remote detonate.
02:00:22	You still don't think this'll work, do you?
02:00:24	What I think is irrelevant.
02:00:26	- [ Kimsey ] We need to do it now.
02:00:29	- Can they still take off?
02:00:31	You are the one that
02:00:33	That is my family up there,
02:00:42	Guess what, guys?
02:00:46	Look. We got front-row tickets
02:00:50	[ Radio Static Crackling ]
02:01:01	[ Rumbling ]
02:01:12	Yeah!
02:01:13	Way to go, baby!
02:01:14	Harry!
02:01:19	[All Cheering ]
02:01:23	Yo, Harry! What's up, baby?
02:01:25	Hey, get that bomb outta there!
02:01:29	[ Sharp ]
02:01:31	but the other Armadillo has arrived.
02:01:33	[ Cheering, Applauding ]
02:01:35	All right, people, listen up.
02:01:38	- Mechanical, get on-line.
02:01:40	Your boyfriend's back.
02:01:43	[ Bear ] Yo, Harry!
02:01:44	[ Shouting ]
02:01:47	Hey, Harry. You miss me?
02:01:49	A.J., I got just five words for ya.
02:01:52	- Damn glad to see ya, boy!
02:01:56	Chick, walk 'em down.
02:01:57	[ A.J. ] So where's this hole
02:01:59	[ Watts ]
02:02:02	Do you think they can drill
02:02:05	They better.
02:02:07	Bring that piece on in, Bear.
02:02:10	Tractor pull.
02:02:12	- I'm comin' down!
02:02:16	It's our last transmission, last drill head.
02:02:19	Punch it through.
02:02:24	Come on down, A.J.
02:02:25	[ Grunting ]
02:02:27	I got this, man. Let's go!
02:02:29	Lev, the right engine hub.
02:02:30	Houston, I'm getting no response
02:02:33	[ Muffled ] Come on, now.
02:02:36	Can you get me outta here, please, Lev?
02:02:39	[ Grunting ]
02:02:40	- Ow! Jesus! Hey!
02:02:44	- [ Watts ] Lev, the right engine
02:02:45	Lemme outta here, will ya?
02:02:49	- How deep are we?
02:02:55	[ Grunting ]
02:02:58	- Whoa, they got problems.
02:03:00	Methane! Shut it down! Back it down!
02:03:03	I can't pull back now.
02:03:05	We don't have enough time!
02:03:07	Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's gonna blow!
02:03:11	I know what I'm talkin' about.
02:03:13	We can knock this outta the park.
02:03:15	This is our last transmission, A.J.
02:03:16	Goddamn it, if you're ever
02:03:19	once in your life, trust me now!
02:03:22	Harry, it's gonna blow!
02:03:23	Harry, I know what I'm doin'.
02:03:28	Make the call.
02:03:32	All right. Hold on.
02:03:39	[ Grunting ]
02:03:40	I'm pushin' through her!
02:03:43	- What's your depth?
02:03:46	Take it up, baby! Ram it home!
02:03:49	[ Grunts ] Drive on down, A.J.!
02:03:51	Seven eighty-five. Come on. Come on.
02:03:54	- Come on, A.J.!
02:03:56	Ninety-one. Come on.
02:03:57	Seven ninety-two. Seven ninety-five!
02:04:00	Drive it down, A.J.!
02:04:03	Seven ninety-seven! Ninety-nine!
02:04:06	- Breakthrough!
02:04:09	- Yeah!
02:04:11	[All Cheering ]
02:04:13	- Yes!
02:04:15	- Yeah! Kid, way to go!
02:04:19	It's not over till we get
02:04:21	Watts, they've got 38 minutes.
02:04:44	[ Sharp ] Harry,
02:04:45	I'm gonna need two more minutes.
02:04:48	We gotta cut it out before
02:04:52	- She good to go?
02:04:54	All right.
02:04:56	[ Grunts ]
02:05:01	- All right.
02:05:03	I'm goin' as fast as I can!
02:05:13	You feel that?
02:05:15	Harry, you gotta give me that hole.
02:05:17	- [ Harry ] Pull that pipe out!
02:05:20	Give me 15 more seconds!
02:05:21	[ Rumbling ]
02:05:27	Well, this is somethin' new.
02:05:30	[ Crashing ]
02:05:31	I don't think this thing likes us.
02:05:33	That's 'cause it knows
02:05:36	Whoa!
02:05:41	Hey, what's goin' on up there?
02:05:48	A.J.!
02:05:50	- What the hell was that?
02:05:53	Goddamn it, I'm finished!
02:05:56	- A.J., you all right?
02:05:59	- Get me out!
02:06:02	Aah!
02:06:12	Whoa!
02:06:16	- [ Grunts ]
02:06:19	Oh! Harry! Pull me in!
02:06:24	[ Grunting ]
02:06:25	Aah! A.J., hang on!
02:06:28	[ Grunting ]
02:06:34	Secure the bomb!
02:06:37	Sharp, heads up!
02:06:39	Gruber! Get outta there now!
02:06:42	[Asteroids Shrieking ]
02:06:43	Oh, no.
02:06:51	[ Whimpering ]
02:06:53	Oh, God, no!
02:06:55	[All Screaming ]
02:07:01	Look out!
02:07:06	Help! Oh, no!
02:07:10	[ Screaming ]
02:07:15	[ Panting ]
02:07:16	Do you believe that just happened?
02:07:18	[ Gas Hissing ]
02:07:22	- Sharp, you all right?
02:07:24	- Bear?
02:07:27	- A.J.?
02:07:29	[ Gas Hissing ]
02:07:32	We lost Gruber.
02:07:35	Gruber's dead.
02:07:37	Let's get that bomb ready and go home.
02:07:47	[ Sharp ] Oh, my God.
02:07:48	[ Beeping ]
02:07:50	Is there a problem, Colonel?
02:07:52	The timer, the remote,
02:07:54	What, the bomb is dead?
02:07:57	No, the trigger's dead.
02:07:58	It must've gotten damaged
02:08:03	So how do we detonate it?
02:08:14	We have 18 minutes to zero barrier.
02:08:19	The remote detonator on the bomb
02:08:23	That means that somebody's
02:08:28	It takes two people to fly this thing.
02:08:31	Either we all stay and die,
02:08:36	I say we all stay and die. But that's me.
02:08:40	I'll draw. Let's draw.
02:08:45	Nobody's gonna draw straws.
02:08:48	I'll stay and take care of it.
02:08:49	- Well, I can't live with that sort of thing.
02:08:51	- if you could live with it, all right?
02:08:52	No way I will let you volunteer for this
02:08:55	so I can go back to my home country
02:08:59	No way!
02:09:01	Hey, man, let's draw, and let's see
02:09:05	Guys, I I know you guys
02:09:08	but I would really like this responsibility.
02:09:12	- All right. All right.
02:09:15	Let's just draw straws
02:09:17	I ain't drawin' against you, Harry.
02:09:19	Well, I'm gonna draw
02:09:20	so you better just go ahead and do it.
02:09:24	Just gimme this thing.
02:09:33	Is this good or bad?
02:09:41	Oh, man.
02:09:44	Well, we all gotta die, right?
02:09:50	I'm the guy who gets
02:09:53	So, uh, let's go.
02:09:59	You plug this into the port.
02:10:01	Lift, press, hold. That's it.
02:10:05	Lift, press, hold. Shouldn't be too tough.
02:10:10	I'll take him down.
02:10:47	Do me a favor, will ya?
02:10:52	That I'll always be with her, okay?
02:10:57	Can you do that?
02:11:00	Yeah. Okay, kid.
02:11:09	Give this to Truman.
02:11:11	Make sure Truman gets that.
02:11:20	It's my turn now.
02:11:22	[ Gasping ] Harry! Harry!
02:11:26	You can't do this to me! It's my job!
02:11:31	You go take care of my little girl now.
02:11:39	Always thought of you as a son. Always.
02:11:43	But I'd be damn proud
02:11:48	- Harry.
02:11:51	- Harry, no!
02:11:52	Harry, I love you! Don't, Harry!
02:11:56	- My son.
02:11:58	Don't do this! Harry!
02:12:09	What happened?
02:12:12	That crazy, stubborn son of a
02:12:16	[ Grunting ]
02:12:21	Well, this was a real good idea.
02:12:24	All right, let's go, Sharp.
02:12:33	Come on! Let's get ready
02:12:38	- Strap it in, guys!
02:12:40	Are they green? Are they green?
02:12:43	I can't believe this is
02:12:45	You all right?
02:12:47	- 02 vents locked, pressure loaded.
02:12:53	[ Woman ] T minus three minutes
02:12:56	Houston, do you copy?
02:12:59	It's down there.
02:13:03	- Electrical systems primed.
02:13:08	[ Man ] Houston, we're outta here
02:13:13	Daddy! [ Chuckling ]
02:13:15	Hi, Grade. Hi, honey.
02:13:19	Grace, I know I promised you
02:13:23	I don't under Understand.
02:13:26	[ Sighs ] Looks like I'm gonna
02:13:32	I, um I lied to you, too,
02:13:36	when I told you that
02:13:41	Because I am like you.
02:13:44	And everything good that I have
02:13:49	I love you so much, Daddy
02:13:52	I'm so proud of you.
02:13:55	I'm so scared.
02:13:57	I'm so scared.
02:13:59	I know it, baby, but there won't be
02:14:07	Grade, I want you to know
02:14:14	I want you to tell Chick
02:14:16	that I couldn't have done it without him,
02:14:21	I want you to take care of A.J.
02:14:28	I wish I could be there
02:14:34	But I'll
02:14:38	[ Sighs ] I'll look in on you
02:14:44	I love you, Grace.
02:14:46	[ Crying ] I love you, too.
02:14:48	- I gotta go now, honey.
02:14:52	No, no, Dad, no.
02:14:56	[ Man On Radio, Voice Muffled ]
02:15:01	[ Watts ] O.M.S. pod pre-start.
02:15:07	What the hell's goin' on up there?
02:15:09	We're going, Harry. Houston.
02:15:12	- We got O.M.S. pod pre-start.
02:15:16	[ Choking ]
02:15:18	- What's the problem?
02:15:19	- What's wrong?
02:15:23	No time, no time!
02:15:25	- What?
02:15:31	- Where you goin'?
02:15:33	We're stayin', we're goin'.
02:15:35	Sharp, get out of here now.
02:15:42	Come on, Watts. Come on, come on.
02:15:44	Blow the bomb, Harry. We're with you.
02:15:46	- Uh, it's stuck. Yes?
02:15:50	Components, American components,
02:15:53	All made in Taiwan!
02:15:55	We're gettin' tight for ignition, Freedom.
02:16:01	Houston, we've got no fire.
02:16:02	- What does that mean?
02:16:04	A busted ship?
02:16:07	I had a great spot picked out there.
02:16:09	Freedom, you fire that engine.
02:16:10	If there's not a way, you find a way.
02:16:12	Let's go!
02:16:15	You got less than a minute.
02:16:20	Sharp, get out of here.
02:16:23	I know how to fix it. Please, move.
02:16:25	I I have to take you away
02:16:27	Watts, you gotta get that shuttle started.
02:16:30	Damn it, Sharp. Get off this rock!
02:16:32	I'm telling you, please, move!
02:16:35	This is how we fix problem
02:16:40	Because I don't want
02:16:43	[ Whirring ]
02:16:45	Yeah! Finally! We can go home!
02:16:49	- She's coming back. She's coming back.
02:16:51	Watts! Let's go, let's go!
02:16:54	Rain all you want, you son of a bitch.
02:16:58	Let's go! We don't have time!
02:17:01	Initiate thrusters on my mark!
02:17:03	Two, one, mark!
02:17:13	Come on. Get some altitude.
02:17:15	[Yelling]
02:17:18	Freedom has max thrust!
02:17:27	Thank you, Harry.
02:17:35	[ Screaming ]
02:17:40	Shuttle's out of range.
02:17:42	[ Grunting ]
02:17:46	Something's not right.
02:17:51	Zero barrier's about to be breached.
02:17:53	Harry, come on. Press that button.
02:17:56	- We're goin' back and do it ourselves.
02:18:00	[ Grunting ]
02:18:04	Dan, we're about to cross the threshold.
02:18:06	Come on. Press the button.
02:18:07	Colonel, I'm askin' you.
02:18:15	[ Grunting ]
02:18:19	Press the button, Stamper.
02:18:24	Come on.
02:18:28	Harry'll do it. I know it.
02:18:32	He doesn't know how to fail.
02:18:41	We win, Grade!
02:18:44	Press it!
02:18:45	[ Beeping ]
02:19:16	[ Screaming ]
02:19:18	[ Man On PA. ] We have detonation.
02:19:39	The two halves are gonna miss us
02:19:41	and most of the small particles
02:19:56	- Houston, we're comin' home.
02:19:59	Yo, Harry, you the man.
02:20:55	Kennedy, we see you.
02:20:59	I never told anybody this before
02:21:03	so it'd be an awful shame to die now.
02:21:05	That's easy for you to say. I owe
02:21:09	which I spent on a stripper
02:21:12	Boy, that's bad.
02:21:14	Kennedy, we are 100 percent.
02:21:30	[ Man ] Welcome home, astronauts.
02:21:41	Hey, guys, remember,
02:21:43	So that incident with me
02:21:45	let's keep that under wraps, all right?
02:22:52	Miss Stamper.
02:22:56	Colonel Willie Sharp,
02:22:59	Requesting permission to shake
02:23:02	of the bravest man I've ever met.
02:23:11	Hello. [ Speaking French ]
02:23:13	- Oh, my God!
02:23:15	Oh, baby, I wanna have babies with you.
02:23:21	Welcome back, cowboy.
02:23:25	Uh, Harry wanted you to have this.
02:23:35	He did, huh?
02:23:56	I could stay awake
02:23:57	Just to hear you breathin'
02:24:03	Watch you smile while you are sleepin'
02:24:07	While you're far away and dreamin'
02:24:11	I just wanna stay with you
02:24:15	In this moment forever
02:24:18	Forever and ever
02:24:21	I don't wanna close my eyes
02:24:25	I don't wanna fall asleep
02:24:27	'Cause I miss you, baby
02:24:30	And I don't wanna miss a thing
02:24:33	'Cause even when I dream of you
02:24:37	The sweetest dream would never do
02:24:39	I'd still miss you, baby
02:24:42	And I don't wanna miss a thing
02:24:45	And I don't wanna miss one smile
02:24:49	And I don't wanna miss one kiss
02:24:53	Well, I just wanna be
02:24:56	With you just like this
02:25:01	Well, I just wanna hold you close
02:25:05	Feel your heart so close to mine
02:25:09	And just stay here in this moment
02:25:13	For all the rest of time
02:25:18	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
02:25:20	Yeah
02:25:23	Don't wanna close my eyes
02:25:26	I don't wanna fall asleep
02:25:29	'Cause I miss you, baby
02:25:31	And I don't wanna miss a thing
02:25:34	'Cause even when I dream of you
02:25:38	The sweetest dream would never do
02:25:41	I'd still miss you, baby
02:25:43	And I don't wanna miss a thing
02:25:46	Don't wanna close my eyes
02:25:50	I don't wanna fall asleep
02:25:54	Yeah
02:28:55	[ Woman Vocalizing ]
02:29:03	All my bags are packed
02:29:08	I'm standin' here outside your door
02:29:12	I hate to wake you up to say good-bye
02:29:19	But the dawn is breakin'
02:29:23	The taxi's waitin'
02:29:27	Already I'm so lonesome
02:29:30	I could die
02:29:34	So kiss me and smile for me
02:29:39	Tell me that you'll wait for me
02:29:43	Hold me like you'll never let me go
02:29:49	'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
02:29:54	I don't know when I'll be back again
02:29:59	Oh, babe, I hate to go
02:30:05	I'm leaving on a jet plane
02:30:10	Leaving on a jet plane
02:30:13	Leaving on a jet plane
02:30:17	Leaving on a jet plane
02:30:21	Leaving on a jet plane

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