Ramona And Beezus

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00:00:47 My name 's Ramona Q.
00:00:49 I'm nine and three months, and no matter
00:00:54 I'm not a pest.
00:00:56 My dad says I just have an overactive
00:01:00 It makes the fun parts funner
00:01:04 And frankly, it's good
00:01:08 'cause if you can 't be brave at recess...
00:01:10 how can you do it when it really counts?
00:01:12 Okay, stay with me. You can do it, Ramona.
00:01:18 I ' never make it, Howie. Whoa.
00:01:22 Owie, owie.
00:01:24 That's my echo off the canyon,
00:01:28 Don't psych yourself out, Ramona.
00:01:40 It's too far!.
00:01:42 Far! Far! Far!
00:02:01 Howie, help!.
00:02:05 - Mrs. Meacham?.
00:02:07 Uh, Ramona 's kind of hung up.
00:02:14 - Help, please.
00:02:17 Quiet. Face front.
00:02:20 Ah! Help.
00:02:22 Eyes forward. Lock it down.
00:02:27 Ramona Quimby, get down from there.
00:02:43 You should have seen it
00:02:46 You looked like a pinata.
00:02:50 It made me really dizzy,
00:02:53 - Race you home, mudball.
00:03:01 - I won!
00:03:03 - Bye, Howie.
00:03:07 Ramona.
00:03:11 Be more careful with Willa Jean.
00:03:13 - Huh?.
00:03:18 Willa Jean, come to Grammy.
00:03:39 Mom, Iook it. I taught Roberta
00:03:42 That's great, sweetie.
00:03:45 Next, can you teach her
00:03:49 Could you set the table, please, Ramona?
00:03:51 And add another plate for Aunt Bea.
00:03:54 - So five altogether?.
00:03:56 I was about to do that.
00:03:58 Hmm. Being about to do it and doing it.
00:04:04 Mom! Beezus is acting all French again.
00:04:08 Dad's home!
00:04:17 Daddy!
00:04:20 Prepare for impact!
00:04:24 - Hi, honey!
00:04:26 Hey! How are my beautiful girls?.
00:04:30 - Did you crunch the numbers, Dad?.
00:04:32 - I crunched them good. Real good.
00:04:34 - The whole darn day.
00:04:36 I don't think you got dirty enough today,
00:04:38 Well, there's always tomorrow.
00:04:40 - Mwah!
00:04:42 There's my Iittle girl.
00:04:46 -
00:04:49 Dad, it's Picky Picky.
00:04:53 - When are you ever gonna Iearn
00:04:57 So, Beezus, suppose I told you that when l
00:05:01 I saw your old buddy Henry staring at it Iike
00:05:05 Henry Huggins?
00:05:08 Isn't he the boy
00:05:10 - Yeah.
00:05:12 Ooh. If I didn't know better,
00:05:15 - Ooh-ooh!
00:05:18 - Nope.
00:05:21 Well, if he's gonna ask my girl to a dance,
00:05:24 Can the old dirt-eater do this?.
00:05:26 Ooh-hoo, whoo-hoo!
00:05:30 Oh, I hope not. Stop.
00:05:32 Mom!
00:05:33 What do we got here? Note from the bank.
00:05:36 It could be Ioan papers for the addition.
00:05:38 - Hope they don't expect us to pay it back.
00:05:42 What do we got here?.
00:05:46 Could this be the latest report card?
00:05:51 "Beatrice Quimby gets in fights...
00:05:53 "steals from the vending machines,
00:05:56 - Wait. Let me see.
00:06:02 We're so proud of you.
00:06:04 It's not funny.
00:06:11 So, Ramona, Beatrice has her report card.
00:06:14 Doesn't that mean-
00:06:18 That old thing?.
00:06:20 Yeah, that old thing.
00:06:38 - That's a good place for it.
00:06:52 "Ramona is a bright young student"-
00:06:55 That's my girl. "... but Iacks focus...
00:06:58 "often daydreams,
00:07:01 "and has very little respect
00:07:05 or rules in general."
00:07:12 Why would she write this, Ramona?
00:07:14 Because... she's no fun.
00:07:18 - That is no excuse.
00:07:22 She makes us all use
00:07:26 And when I try to be original,
00:07:30 Like when I invented the word "terrifical."
00:07:33 She goes, "Ramona, that's not a word."
00:07:36 And I say, "It's a Iot funner word to say."
00:07:38 She goes, "Funner isn't a word either."
00:07:41 What kind ofteacher is that?
00:07:43 She can't tell kids not to invent words.
00:07:46 She's not the president of the world.
00:07:48 You butt out, Beezus.
00:07:52 Ramona, Mrs. Meacham is your teacher.
00:07:54 - You need to Iisten to her.
00:07:57 She was fair with me when I was your age.
00:07:59 Yeah, well-
00:08:01 Everybody Ioves Beezus...
00:08:03 and everybody hates me!
00:08:06 Okay.
00:08:07 - Why are you Iaughing?.
00:08:13 I'm gonna say a bad word.
00:08:17 - You are?.
00:08:20 A really bad one.
00:08:22 Well, ifyou feel the need to get one
00:08:35 - Guts!
00:08:38 - Guts, guts, guts!
00:08:43 - "G" word.
00:08:55 Honey, I 'm sorry we Iaughed.
00:09:00 Hey.
00:09:27 What's she done?.
00:09:33 guts!
00:09:43 Hey, babe. How's the air up there?.
00:09:44 Hey, babe. How's the air up there?.
00:09:45 Hi, Aunt Bea.
00:09:47 Aw, you can do better than that.
00:09:49 - Where's the Iove?. Honk, honk.
00:09:54 I thought I'd find you here.
00:09:56 That was a fine job you did
00:10:00 You must have a really strong grip.
00:10:02 Oh!
00:10:04 Let me see those calluses.
00:10:09 Oh, yeah.
00:10:10 that time on the jungle gym
00:10:13 Did that one get bigger?.
00:10:20 You know...
00:10:23 I was a younger sister, too, once. Still am.
00:10:28 No matter how old I get,
00:10:33 It's no fair, Aunt Bea.
00:10:36 I never do anything as good as Beezus.
00:10:41 - And Roberta, if she burps, it's adorable.
00:10:44 Last week,
00:10:48 - and Dad stopped to take pictures.
00:10:52 I mean, when it's my turn to do stuff...
00:10:57 nobody even cares.
00:10:59 Well, it's impossible to compete
00:11:02 Why do we even bother?.
00:11:05 You know what?. I bet it would be nice...
00:11:07 to have something of your own for once.
00:11:10 Like my own room?.
00:11:12 Maybe just something small...
00:11:16 you could always have with you.
00:11:22 Go ahead. Open it.
00:11:32 I found that picture the other day...
00:11:35 and I realized I was exactly your age,
00:11:39 - That's you?.
00:11:41 There's room for another if you wanna
00:11:45 - Thank you, Aunt Bea.
00:11:50 I want you to know...
00:11:52 that you will always have me around.
00:11:59 You okay?.
00:12:02 I gotcha.
00:12:06 Mmm. I gotcha.
00:12:13 Bring it up!
00:12:16 Beezus, wake up!
00:12:18 Beezus, come on.
00:12:27 To the right.
00:12:35 Check it out, man.
00:12:40 Ramona!
00:13:19 Control tower, we 've reached 30, 000 feet.
00:13:21 Ramona, you are clear for airdrop.
00:13:55 - This is the best day ever!
00:13:58 Yeah. I wish we had a hole in our house.
00:14:01 Hey, Ramona, Iet's make a deal.
00:14:03 If you can settle down for a few hours,
00:14:06 Really?.
00:14:08 Can we go to Macaroni Joe's?.
00:14:11 There is an inch of dust
00:14:13 - We can go anywhere.
00:14:17 I'm having a hair crisis.
00:14:19 But it Iooks the same as always.
00:14:23 Thanks. Thanks a Iot.
00:14:26 He's home!
00:14:37 - Dad.
00:14:38 Daddy!
00:14:40 Boing!
00:14:42 Did you crunch the numbers, Dad?.
00:14:45 Well, today they kind of
00:14:48 But I got you a Iittle surprise.
00:14:52 Why don't you and Beez
00:14:54 and I' talk to your mom for a minute, okay?.
00:14:58 - Let's go.
00:15:14 Something's wrong.
00:15:17 They let three people go last week.
00:15:19 How can you tell?.
00:15:21 Cause they're whispering.
00:15:25 Did I do something wrong?.
00:15:27 No.
00:15:29 Not this time.
00:15:31 But something tells me
00:15:41 Hey, you got more red ones.
00:15:44 right. Take a few more.
00:15:46 Remember how I taught you to eat them.
00:15:49 - Bite the head off first?.
00:15:52 It's more humane that way.
00:15:55 You don't deserve to be downsized.
00:16:01 "Downsized"?. What's that mean?.
00:16:06 Well, um...
00:16:08 it means the storage company
00:16:11 and a Iot of people were Iet go,
00:16:16 The good news is
00:16:19 and she has some part-time work
00:16:21 so that should tide us over
00:16:25 Don't worry. I will find a job.
00:16:27 But in the meantime...
00:16:29 I got a Iittle extra time
00:16:33 Right?.
00:16:36 - Right?.
00:16:37 - Okay.
00:16:42 You realize we're gonna be poor now, right?.
00:16:44 No, we're not.
00:16:48 - Are we?.
00:16:51 It's insane.
00:16:54 Well, Mom's gonna make money.
00:16:57 And Dad, he' be with us.
00:17:01 That part's fun.
00:17:02 Well, get ready for another year
00:17:05 Hey, Iights out, my Iovelies.
00:17:08 Sweet dreams.
00:17:21 Beezus?.
00:17:25 It's sort of scary
00:17:28 don't you think?.
00:17:30 - Beezus.
00:17:36 Beezus, did you hear that growling?.
00:17:38 It's probablyjust your stomach, doofus.
00:17:44 Unless...
00:17:46 Unless it's something...
00:17:50 else.
00:17:51 Beezus, stop it.
00:17:53 - Like a ferocious, hungry...
00:17:56 slithering beast that feeds
00:18:02 You're too easy.
00:18:05 Beezus, it's not funny.
00:18:07 I thought it was.
00:18:09 Bring it up.
00:18:14 Let me get a pen, write it down.
00:18:16 - Both girls get carrots and sandwiches.
00:18:18 Beezus wants hers in a Ziploc,
00:18:22 She claims it affects the taste, but I think
00:18:25 What else?. Ramona wants
00:18:29 Think fast.
00:18:31 ease tell me you're
00:18:34 Look at me, fully domesticated.
00:18:36 I've Iined up Mrs. Kemp
00:18:39 - you have to do is go nail this interview today.
00:18:45 - I'd give you the job.
00:18:48 I'd take it.
00:19:00 Ramona, did I ever
00:19:03 to crack a hard-boiled egg?.
00:19:21 You are so weird.
00:19:25 A guy's gotta get his
00:19:28 See, I got this stuff down.
00:19:39 Hey, Ramona, wait up!
00:19:42 - Bye, Dad!
00:19:53 Nice doodles.
00:19:56 They're not doodles. They're sketches.
00:20:00 My dad's extremely sketchy.
00:20:02 Is everyone in their seats?
00:20:04 I'm about to round the corner.
00:20:06 And good morning.
00:20:08 I trust you all survived the weekend
00:20:13 It's time we tackle our class reports.
00:20:15 Tell us about something
00:20:18 using at Ieast one word
00:20:22 This is my ballet tiara.
00:20:26 This is a saddle for riding camels.
00:20:29 It's special to me
00:20:32 when I audition for the part of the princess
00:20:35 And it's special because
00:20:38 I think I'd be extraordinary in the role.
00:20:40 E-X-T-R-A-O-R-D-I-N-A-R-Y.
00:20:43 And he travels all over the world...
00:20:45 taking pictures of animals
00:20:48 H-A-B-I-T-A-T.
00:20:50 Extraordinary.
00:20:57 and give it a Iittle extra.
00:20:59 - So, does anybody wanna sit on it?.
00:21:02 - Okay, Ramona, Iet's hear it.
00:21:19 Mute button. Mute button.
00:21:22 Ramona, go on.
00:21:24 Well, the most special thing in my Iife...
00:21:27 is that some nice workmen in blue helmets...
00:21:31 came to my house this week-
00:21:32 and chopped a great big hole in it.
00:21:37 But, But they did.
00:21:40 It was so big,
00:21:45 Howie knows.
00:21:50 He did.
00:21:51 That's enough now.
00:21:54 I think the hole's in her head.
00:21:56 - Show's over, Ramona.
00:21:58 - Mrs. Meacham, I'm not Iying.
00:22:00 Go ahead. Take your seat. The purpose
00:22:05 No embellishments, please.
00:22:08 Now, who would Iike to go next?. Hands?.
00:22:12 You saw them chop the hole in my house.
00:22:14 Actually, no. They pried it with crowbars.
00:22:18 Technically, they pried it.
00:22:21 That's what I meant.
00:22:23 Now Mrs. Meacham thinks I'm a Iiar...
00:22:25 and she's gonna tell my mom and dad
00:22:28 Well, you are sometimes.
00:22:30 I mean, technically, you are.
00:22:33 Maybe you should technically Iook
00:22:35 Hey! How you doing there, chief?.
00:22:39 Who's your girlfriend?.
00:22:41 G- I'm not his girlfriend.
00:22:43 She's not my girlfriend.
00:22:46 Ramona.
00:22:56 Wait a second.
00:22:58 Ramona Quimby?. Huh.
00:23:00 Hey, I'm Hobart. I'm Howie's favorite uncle.
00:23:03 No? Oh. Sorry.
00:23:05 Yeah. We all heard about it.
00:23:08 Oh, really?. Well, how's that beautiful
00:23:12 You be sure to tell her I'd love to catch up,
00:23:19 Hey, Howie, how'd the saddle work out?
00:23:22 Did you get an "A "?
00:23:27 Dad? Does Aunt Bea really know
00:23:32 Hobart?. That's a name
00:23:36 Yeah, they were high school sweethearts,
00:23:40 Him?. But he's not even her type.
00:23:44 And what would that type be?.
00:23:47 Perfect.
00:23:52 Oh, I'm afraid to Iook.
00:23:55 It never ends, Pickle.
00:23:57 Did you get the job today?.
00:23:59 - Well, I didn't get this one.
00:24:04 'Cause I was thinking.
00:24:07 - What?.
00:24:10 Oh. Yeah?.
00:24:12 Yes. You would save people's Iives...
00:24:15 and climb gigantic Iadders.
00:24:18 And if it was a night alarm...
00:24:20 you would get to put your fire suit on
00:24:24 - Whoa.
00:24:27 Well, I wanna work in my pajamas...
00:24:30 but I think you're overestimating
00:24:34 I'm not that versatile.
00:24:36 - Dad.
00:24:38 I think you can do anything. Don't you?.
00:24:42 Well...
00:24:44 Hi! I'm home!
00:24:45 We need to be there by 5:.00, honey.
00:24:48 I've heard those parent-teacher meetings
00:24:52 They make your brain numb,
00:24:54 - Nice try, Ramona. We're going.
00:24:58 Honey, I wanna call the bank tomorrow
00:25:01 Bob, there's a gaping hole in the house.
00:25:03 I don't think we have much choice.
00:25:06 We 're in over our heads.
00:25:09 Beezus, what are they talking about?.
00:25:12 We just have to finish it.
00:25:14 Hey. And if we default?. I 'd rather sell it
00:25:17 Bank take the house. Bank take the house.
00:26:05 Our house.
00:26:08 - Can we just talk about this later, Bob?
00:26:10 - We're Iate.
00:26:12 No more stalling. We're meeting with
00:26:16 - Hmm?.
00:26:18 And be good for Aunt Bea tonight
00:26:20 We're off to numb our brains.
00:26:24 Beezus, where's the bank
00:26:26 It's just an expression, genius.
00:26:30 They just sell it to someone else.
00:26:32 What?
00:26:34 I got it.
00:26:36 - Hello. Oh, hi, Henry.
00:26:38 This is our house. We belong here.
00:26:41 I... I don't want us
00:26:43 Ramona, I am on the phone.
00:26:50 Aunt Bea!
00:26:52 - Can I- Can I ask you something?.
00:27:01 - What's wrong?
00:27:06 Oh. You mean Hobart. Hmm.
00:27:09 Sounds Iike you've met him.
00:27:12 He said he wants to catch up with you.
00:27:14 You're kidding.
00:27:15 He said that to you?
00:27:17 Well, that's just,
00:27:28 Aunt Bea, can I ask you something?.
00:27:31 I think the bank's
00:27:35 - Aunt Bea?.
00:27:38 - Are you Iistening?.
00:27:40 Oh. I'm sorry.
00:27:42 I just-
00:27:45 - Um, you know those calluses on your hands?.
00:27:49 How the skin gets tough
00:27:53 I have one of those on my heart
00:27:57 And if he thinks he can just come back here
00:28:00 he is sadly mistaken.
00:28:05 I guess you're the only one Ieft to talk to.
00:28:08 I'm sorry for pulling your tail
00:28:11 and for trying to teach you
00:28:15 and for dressing you up as an astronaut.
00:28:18 I know you're really old...
00:28:20 so I'm gonna say this gently.
00:28:22 We're in a Iot of trouble, Picky Picky.
00:28:24 We need money.
00:28:26 And we might Iose our house.
00:28:29 But don't worry, okay?.
00:28:31 I'm gonna help.
00:28:33 Nobody thinks I can, but I can.
00:28:37 I can be extraordinary.
00:28:39 I'm glad we agree.
00:29:02 Ramona, why is my desk on the Iawn?.
00:29:05 It's a secret.
00:29:09 Okay, fine. I' tell you.
00:29:13 Is that Great-Grandma's crystal?.
00:29:16 Ramona, we never use that.
00:29:18 I know. We're gonna make
00:29:21 Now, if you wanna join the team...
00:29:23 I could always use
00:29:29 Um, is that "delicious"?
00:29:35 Ooh! Customer!
00:29:37 Customer!
00:29:39 Ramona, please, please, please,
00:29:42 Hey, Henry, you Iook thirsty!
00:29:44 - Hi.
00:29:47 Hey, Beezus.
00:29:49 Hi.
00:29:53 - Selling Iemonade?.
00:29:57 Like the uniform?.
00:30:00 Well, the Iast time I saw you in pajamas...
00:30:01 we were playing sheep
00:30:03 But, yeah, it's a good Iook for you.
00:30:06 Huh. Right. Yeah. Baa! Baa!
00:30:13 But I think you spilled something
00:30:16 - Oh.
00:30:24 Hello!
00:30:27 I... Yeah, I' have one.
00:30:30 - You will?.
00:30:31 Well, that' be one dollar, please.
00:30:34 Oh, Ramona, Henry doesn't have to pay.
00:30:37 - Beezus, it's for the house.
00:30:40 No charge. Here.
00:30:42 - But, Beezus-
00:30:44 Beezus!
00:30:46 Beezus!
00:30:48 - I said, shh.
00:30:51 That won't taste-
00:30:53 good.
00:31:02 She's right.
00:31:03 No charge for that.
00:31:06 I wanna die! Just Iet me die!
00:31:09 I hate my life!
00:31:11 - Beezus?
00:31:14 Get out. Get out.
00:31:17 But... what did I do that was so bad?.
00:31:20 You embarrassed me in front of Henry.
00:31:23 If I didn't know better, I'd swear you were
00:31:26 You run around like a nutball.
00:31:30 And you even stuck me
00:31:33 But I was just a baby then...
00:31:35 and I meant to call you Beatrice.
00:31:37 It just came out... wrong.
00:31:41 Yeah, tell me about it.
00:31:43 How can I be normal with a name Iike Beezus?.
00:31:48 Who could ever Iove a girl named Beezus?.
00:31:52 Jesus?.
00:31:54 Get out!
00:32:02 Mrs. Pitt, would you care
00:32:05 My car is in the shop today, dearie.
00:32:07 - Wash your car?.
00:32:09 ease Iet me wash your car, please!
00:32:14 Are you the pizza man?.
00:32:16 No.
00:32:28 Hey, babe.
00:32:30 Hey.
00:32:32 How's business?.
00:32:34 I'm considering retirement.
00:32:36 Ramona's not a quitter.
00:32:44 Is he still out there?
00:32:48 Doesn't he have anything better to do than
00:32:52 Oh, Iook at him.
00:32:54 He thinks he can flash
00:32:59 and just reel me back in again.
00:33:01 - Reel you back in?.
00:33:04 - Like a sea bass.
00:33:06 - I know. Exactly.
00:33:10 Here's what we do.
00:33:12 We head straight to the house...
00:33:14 Iooking confident and radiant...
00:33:16 so Hobart gets a good Iook at everything
00:33:20 - Okay.
00:33:22 - Ready to strut?.
00:33:25 - Hmm.
00:33:28 - We ignore him.
00:33:30 Strut and ignore
00:33:38 Keep up the good work.
00:33:42 - Excuse me.
00:33:49 Good, Bea. Real smooth.
00:33:51 How are you doing there, Beatrice?.
00:33:54 - You got a Iittle-
00:33:57 You gotta watch out for that cross traffic,
00:34:00 We're ignoring you.
00:34:02 Now, why would you wanna do that?.
00:34:04 So nobody gets reeled in Iike a sea bass.
00:34:08 Oh! Like the fish?
00:34:11 Huh. Well, we' make sure
00:34:14 But it would be nice to find some time
00:34:19 I think we just did. Excuse us.
00:34:25 Keep struttin', Aunt Bea.
00:34:27 Hey, Ramona!
00:34:29 That Jeep of mine could sure use a wash,
00:34:32 The poor thing's been sitting in the garage
00:34:35 How much to hose her off?.
00:34:41 Fifty dollars.
00:34:42 - Fifty d- No. No, no, no.
00:34:45 No, I would never take advantage
00:34:48 That Jeep is my pride and joy.
00:34:50 For you to wash it,
00:34:54 I'm gonna have to insist on, uh-
00:34:56 I don't know- an even... hundred bucks?.
00:34:59 Really?.
00:35:04 Yeah. Really. Not a penny Iess.
00:35:07 One hundred dollars?.
00:35:09 Yeah.
00:35:11 Oh, just, uh, one Iittle condition.
00:35:13 Bea gets to chat with me.
00:35:15 Yeah, we can sit inside,
00:35:18 What do you say, Bea?.
00:35:20 Like I said, it'd be nice to catch up.
00:35:22 ease, please, please.
00:35:27 How fast can you wash his car?.
00:35:34 - Milady.
00:35:49 It's Iike time stood still in here.
00:35:51 - I'd swear I was back in high school.
00:35:53 The good old days.
00:35:57 I wouldn't mind going back for a while.
00:35:59 Maybe I could, you know,
00:36:03 Oh, ancient history. I've moved on.
00:36:06 Yeah, I' say.
00:36:12 Back off, Romeo.
00:36:14 I think she Iikes me.
00:36:16 Don't bet on it.
00:36:18 Stay cool, Aunt Bea.
00:36:20 So I' be heading off to aska
00:36:24 After I get this thing up and running,
00:36:27 and out of your hair
00:36:31 Well, my hair thanks you.
00:36:33 But it was inspired of you...
00:36:35 bribing my niece just to talk to me,
00:36:39 Well, a hundred bucks is a bargain.
00:36:40 Between you and me,
00:36:44 Oh, really?.
00:36:48 This from the guy who bought me a ring
00:36:51 straight from a gum ball machine.
00:36:53 - Oh, yeah. That's right.
00:36:59 Let's face it.
00:37:02 You always knew it was disposable.
00:37:04 Just you and me in a nutshell.
00:37:06 Yeah.
00:37:08 Coming through. Ooh!
00:37:13 What do we have here?.
00:37:15 Oh, no!
00:37:17 - "You and Me Forever Mix"?.
00:37:19 Could these be the romantic stylings
00:37:22 Oh, don't play it.
00:37:24 - ease don't play it.
00:37:26 This is so embarrassing.
00:37:58 Howie, help!
00:38:00 She's getting reeled in. Whoo!
00:38:02 - Howie!
00:38:04 She's getting reeled in!
00:38:10 Hobart, do something!
00:38:24 I'm afraid to Iook.
00:38:37 No, no, no.
00:38:41 How do we get it off
00:38:45 And if we bring it in, how much?.
00:38:47 Ballpark?.
00:38:49 What is that, hundreds?.
00:38:51 - Thousands?.
00:38:54 Well, this is gonna cost us a fortune.
00:38:57 Hello. I'd, Yes, I'll hold.
00:39:01 I... I'm so sorry.
00:39:05 It's all my fault.
00:39:11 You're sorry?.
00:39:13 Uh, I'm sorry, because now
00:39:18 I realize that I should be thanking you.
00:39:20 I mean, Iook at it. It's- It's camouflaged.
00:39:24 And from what I hear,
00:39:28 Iooks just Iike that.
00:39:30 So I can just sneak right
00:39:32 I don 't even have to get out of my Jeep.
00:39:36 Well, I 'm- I 'm glad you Iike it?.
00:39:40 - I Iove it.
00:39:42 - You're not gonna leave it like that.
00:39:45 I paid for something "delishus,"
00:39:50 What do you think, Bea?
00:39:52 That a good Iook for me?.
00:39:59 Sure.
00:40:01 It might even bring out your sensitive side.
00:40:10 Next time we clean the neighbor's garage...
00:40:12 it's coming out ofyour allowance,
00:40:15 For your records, my dear.
00:40:19 Now I have Iess money than I started with...
00:40:21 and I started with zero.
00:40:23 How about you focus
00:40:25 Like being a good helper,
00:40:29 I can feed Roberta, Mommy.
00:40:31 Don't worry about a thing. I' do it.
00:40:33 Here's the peas and a spoon.
00:40:36 That's my girl.
00:40:40 Ooh, Iook!
00:40:42 Here comes the...
00:40:47 Ramona, she's an infant. She doesn't know
00:40:50 - I don't even know what that is.
00:40:55 Uh, I mean, thank you for your feedback.
00:41:00 I Iove feedback.
00:41:05 Love it.
00:41:07 Any progress today?
00:41:10 Yeah. I, um...
00:41:15 I don't know
00:41:19 Could be time to try something else.
00:41:21 - Like what?.
00:41:26 Fireman.
00:41:29 I don't know.
00:41:31 You know, something creative.
00:41:33 Uh- I used to be a creative guy.
00:41:36 Yeah, well...
00:41:38 if you find a job that pays you
00:41:42 then maybe you can
00:41:49 Guess what! It's picture day tomorrow.
00:41:52 Oh! That's good.
00:41:53 Seeing your picture always cheers me up.
00:41:55 Me too.
00:41:58 And I' make sure
00:42:01 It' be... dazzling.
00:42:04 We expect nothing Iess.
00:42:06 Say "peas. "
00:42:08 "Peas, please."
00:42:10 Mom, I got Roberta to eat her peas.
00:42:13 Yummy peas.
00:42:22 That is disgus...
00:42:25 I mean...
00:42:27 what a darling Iittle sister.
00:42:30 I wish there were 10 of you.
00:42:45 "Royal Peanut Butter.
00:42:47 There's a bit of magic in every jar."
00:42:50 Is that one of your favorites?.
00:42:53 'Cause those kids make millions.
00:42:56 Beezus, do you think
00:42:58 Sure. You'd make a great frog.
00:43:01 - Hey.
00:43:04 It's picture perfect, right?.
00:43:06 Let's be realistic, Ramona.
00:43:08 This is a curling iron, not a magic wand.
00:43:10 But all things considered,
00:43:17 I Iove it!
00:43:19 Thanks, Beezus.
00:43:22 Ribbit!
00:43:26 How your mom kept things
00:43:29 Dad, since the room's almost done...
00:43:31 have you decided
00:43:34 Why?. You know
00:43:37 Mm-hmm.
00:43:39 Okay, Iet me think about it,
00:43:43 Yes. The answer's still no.
00:43:45 Okay
00:43:54 Wow. You are definitely dazzling, Pickle.
00:43:57 - right, go smile big and make us proud.
00:44:00 Bye, Beezus. Bye, Roberta.
00:44:03 So I'm gonna take this...
00:44:05 and stick it right in the mouth
00:44:11 Whoa. You Iook fancy, Susan.
00:44:14 My mother helped me pick out
00:44:17 She's in real estate, so she knows
00:44:20 She could help you too, Ramona,
00:44:23 - My mom Iets me pick out my own clothes.
00:44:31 Excuse me. What are you doing?.
00:44:33 I'm Ioading my grape-a-pult. Watch and Iearn.
00:44:38 And what was the purpose of that?.
00:44:40 The question is, can anybody top it?.
00:44:44 Have you ever seen the proper way
00:44:47 Take notes if you want to, Susan.
00:45:04 "Say cheese. "
00:45:07 Next.
00:45:09 - Say "cheese."
00:45:11 Next.
00:45:14 - Say "cheese."
00:45:16 That's a new one.
00:45:18 Next.
00:45:21 - Say "cheese."
00:45:25 How come you always
00:45:27 - Don't you get tired of "cheese"?.
00:45:31 Next.
00:45:36 Say... "peas."
00:45:42 Just when you thought
00:45:48 I'm sorry about that raw egg, kiddo.
00:45:51 I guess I really messed that one up.
00:45:52 - I Iook Iike a troll.
00:45:55 Yeah, she totally does.
00:45:57 Hey. Maybe it's not "terrifical. "
00:46:00 But this is definitely a keeper.
00:46:06 Come on. You wanna help me fold?.
00:46:08 I'd just mess it up, Dad.
00:46:12 - You are not a nuisance.
00:46:17 - And she's a professional.
00:46:20 You just have so much energy,
00:46:23 I'm not saying that energy's bad.
00:46:25 It's just you gotta Iearn how to control it.
00:46:27 I mean, come on, let's be honest here.
00:46:30 Two months ago, you couldn't trust me
00:46:33 - Doesn't that Iook good?.
00:46:35 Yeah. right.
00:46:39 We're both gonna turn this around.
00:46:41 Just keep trying, kiddo.
00:46:43 - Okay.
00:47:08 Hey. Whoa! Let me help you there.
00:47:13 Hey.
00:47:13 Hey.
00:47:15 Morning doughnut.
00:47:24 - Whoa!
00:47:26 Who would Iike to put this up?
00:47:28 - And what does that spell?.
00:47:32 Bye!
00:47:41 Sweetie, you should come
00:47:44 - What am I celebrating?.
00:47:46 we thought you'd be kind of excited
00:47:56 T-minus three, two, one, blastoff!
00:48:21 Ramona!
00:48:23 Stop making so much noise.
00:48:26 Sorry. I 'm just enjoying my new room.
00:48:28 Stop gloating. It's not polite.
00:48:31 I 'm not gloating. I'm bouncing.
00:48:34 Well, if you want your junk,
00:48:37 Anything left over goes to Goodwill.
00:48:40 Remember me, Ramona?. Baa!
00:48:43 - Stop!
00:48:45 Give it back.
00:48:47 - Baa!
00:48:49 So, what do you think?.
00:48:55 Uh. That's far enough.
00:48:56 This is a no-pest zone.
00:49:02 Well, who needs you...
00:49:05 - I Iike it by myself.
00:49:10 When the Iights go out,
00:49:14 about all the noises and the monsters...
00:49:18 and then you realize
00:49:22 not carefully...
00:49:23 don't come knocking on my door.
00:49:27 If you make it that far.
00:49:42 Slithering beast...
00:49:46 that feeds on pests with bad report cards.
00:50:03 Picky Picky?.
00:50:17 Ramona, come on. Let's go. We're Iate.
00:50:19 Dad, what's another word for "sick"?.
00:50:23 Um, queasy?. Nauseous?.
00:50:26 Like really, really sick?.
00:50:28 Oh. Bilious.
00:50:30 Dad, I feel bilious.
00:50:32 I don't think school's a good call right now.
00:50:39 Oh. You're in a suit.
00:50:43 Well, yeah,
00:50:46 Are you queasy sick or achy sick?.
00:50:50 Well, I'm kind of feeling better now.
00:50:54 You sure?.
00:50:56 Okay, well, Iet's go.
00:50:59 Fast, Iike a fireman.
00:51:01 Fifty-nine, 58...
00:51:03 57- Come on.
00:51:05 Fifty-six, 55-
00:51:08 54-
00:51:13 - Bye, Dad!
00:51:20 Hey, Ramona!
00:51:23 - What?.
00:51:27 Here. Check this out.
00:51:35 - Hobart!
00:51:37 Mind where you're digging.
00:51:39 We've got sprinkler pipes down there.
00:51:42 Oh, is that what I keep hitting?.
00:51:45 Don't worry, Mom. Relax. It's okay.
00:51:47 Oh!
00:51:50 - Good talk.
00:51:52 Maybe he's digging
00:51:55 A spy network right through
00:51:59 Or maybe this house was built
00:52:04 and I'm unlocking an ancient curse.
00:52:17 Open call?.
00:52:22 Ramona, they don't want just anybody.
00:52:27 - A million dollars.
00:52:29 right. Grab a seat, kids.
00:52:33 One, two, three, four.
00:52:38 Yeah! Yeah, you guys are tight!
00:53:09 Ramona!
00:53:11 Why did you do that?.
00:53:13 I can't help it. They're mesmerizing.
00:53:16 But you've been doing it since kindergarten,
00:53:20 Look, I know things must be rough at home...
00:53:22 but don't take it out on my curls.
00:53:25 Okay. Hold on a second, guys. That was good.
00:53:28 That was almost the song.
00:53:30 So, um, guitars, quick rehearsal.
00:53:35 Ramona!
00:53:37 What was that about?. "Rough at home"?.
00:53:41 - Well, your dad Iost his job, didn't he?.
00:53:45 Look, when people Iose their jobs, you know,
00:53:48 and then they get a divorce
00:53:51 It's textbook.
00:53:54 I mean, after my dad got Iaid off,
00:53:57 got a real estate Iicense, so there's a plus.
00:53:59 And then my dad got a new car
00:54:03 Tacoma?.
00:54:06 Susan, I'm so sorry.
00:54:09 Well, now on my birthdays,
00:54:15 Okay.
00:54:22 Hey, Ramona?.
00:54:24 What are you doing by the window there?.
00:54:27 I was-
00:54:29 I was wondering, where is Tacoma?.
00:54:45 - Repulsive.
00:54:49 right. You can all go to Iunch now.
00:54:54 Are you...
00:54:59 'Cause firemen do it that way?.
00:55:03 I see.
00:55:05 Well, pajamas under your clothes
00:55:09 You and your father
00:55:14 You get comfortable in there.
00:55:22 Come on.
00:55:26 Come on!
00:55:29 You're kidding me.
00:55:31 Try this one.
00:55:35 I think this one's gonna be good.
00:55:46 How'd the interview go today, Daddy?
00:55:48 Well, I had to cancel the interview
00:55:54 But there's other jobs out there.
00:55:57 Hey, we're not gonna Iet
00:56:03 Let's do somethin'... really special.
00:56:07 Just me and you.
00:56:13 Well, you know that big bridge we took
00:56:18 - Yeah.
00:56:21 and have one foot in Oregon
00:56:24 - Hmm?.
00:56:27 I Iike it.
00:56:31 That's interesting. Interesting notion.
00:56:33 Not practical because the car's kaput...
00:56:35 but you're on the right track.
00:56:37 I mean, it's bold, it's daring,
00:56:40 Come on. Give me- What else?.
00:56:45 We could draw it.
00:56:48 Oh! I've got an idea.
00:56:55 Let's me and you draw
00:57:00 What do you think?
00:57:12 Okay.
00:57:14 I'm gonna draw our house,
00:57:18 and school and Mount Hood...
00:57:21 and everything else as far as I can see.
00:57:30 Daddy?
00:57:34 I think you draw better
00:57:38 Oh. Well, thank you, Pickle.
00:57:42 You know, I studied art
00:57:45 What happened?.
00:57:48 Did you get a bad report card?.
00:57:50 No.
00:57:52 Beezus came along.
00:57:55 Then I took the best job I could,
00:57:58 I was a vice president.
00:58:00 - Then I came along?.
00:58:03 And then Roberta.
00:58:07 But I wouldn't change a thing.
00:58:31 - Hi. Hey, Beezus.
00:58:33 - Wanna walk home?.
00:58:36 Cool.
00:58:38 Oh, man.
00:58:40 When we were kids, I thought your dad was,
00:58:44 Do you remember that gorilla hunt
00:58:47 when he made us set up the tents
00:58:51 with bananas and butterfly nets?.
00:58:53 You ended up with mashed bananas
00:58:56 I had poison ivy all over me.
00:58:58 But it was also-
00:59:00 - The best time we had that whole summer.
00:59:07 Yeah, well, he's not as funny these days.
00:59:10 Why?. What's going on?.
00:59:13 He Iost his job a few weeks ago...
00:59:16 and he acts Iike he's not worried,
00:59:21 And he should be.
00:59:23 What if he doesn't get something
00:59:27 What if he has to settle
00:59:30 because of... us?.
00:59:34 Beezus, that's a big deal.
00:59:36 - Why didn't you tell me?.
00:59:41 I don't know. Sometimes...
00:59:47 Like it's not as easy to talk to you
00:59:53 Yeah. Yeah, I guess. A Iittle.
00:59:56 - It's not that I don't want to talk to you-
00:59:59 - It's just very different.
01:00:01 Exactly.
01:00:06 Oh, gosh.
01:00:07 Um- Yeah.
01:00:09 Thank you.
01:00:11 You should probably button that.
01:00:14 Yeah. It's good to know
01:00:23 Since my Iast report had some holes in it-
01:00:26 Mrs. Meacham gave me a do-over.
01:00:29 So, may I present to you...
01:00:31 the Iongest picture in the world.
01:00:56 Excuse me, but what about the paintings
01:01:01 I mean, aren't they Ionger?.
01:01:04 Yeah, but that's Europe.
01:01:07 I mean, I 'm talkin'
01:01:10 Susan, you may save
01:01:13 Ramona, go ahead.
01:01:19 My dad made this with me.
01:01:22 He could have been an artist
01:01:25 but he decided to be my dad.
01:01:27 And he's teaching me how to draw, too,
01:01:33 P-A-T-I-E-N-T?
01:01:35 But you really need to see it close up,
01:01:44 Who can see themselves in here?.
01:01:56 Uh, "Looking for a princess in Portland"?.
01:02:01 Branding. They' eat it up.
01:02:04 Yeah?.
01:02:06 Well, wait till they see this.
01:02:11 Every princess needs a Iittle sparkle.
01:02:14 Just mix this up.
01:02:18 We have three little girls.
01:02:21 - I can 't wait another 10 years of my life.
01:02:27 But what about the kids?
01:02:30 Unbelievable.
01:02:33 Wait!
01:02:38 Okay there, Sticky Picky.
01:02:41 I know you're old and creaky, too,
01:02:44 Okay? Come on. Come on.
01:02:46 Good man.
01:02:48 - Dad, it's Picky Picky.
01:02:54 Dad, are you and Mom getting a divorce?
01:02:58 No.
01:03:00 This is Iike a time-out for the night.
01:03:03 Come on.
01:03:07 - Mwah! Go to bed.
01:03:12 Dad, don't worry.
01:03:14 Things are gonna change for us.
01:03:16 I have a plan.
01:03:18 Now I am worried.
01:03:20 Look, Mom! It's the ice cream man!
01:03:35 Hey. You sure this is what you want?.
01:03:41 - Thanks for the ride, Mr. Kemp.
01:03:43 You know, you are allowed
01:03:46 No, thank you, Mr. Kemp.
01:03:50 - Okay.
01:03:53 - right.
01:03:58 - Break a leg, superstar.
01:04:01 Next is Ruby Hirsch.
01:04:03 Hey, Susan.
01:04:05 Wow. You Iook great.
01:04:08 Hello, Ramona.
01:04:10 Susan! How could you be a princess
01:04:15 - Hi, Mrs. Kushner.
01:04:18 Okay. Let's go. That Iooks beautiful.
01:04:25 Excuse me! Aunt Bea, I need a tiara!
01:04:28 It takes a real man to be able
01:04:31 Oh, by the way, I talked to my publisher.
01:04:33 He found me an apartment in Anchorage.
01:04:35 Very spacious. Got great views.
01:04:39 Room for two.
01:04:46 Well.
01:04:49 Maybe you can find
01:04:53 Eh, aska could be fun, Bea.
01:04:55 I mean, it is still the Iast great frontier.
01:04:59 us, it's only a two-year commitment.
01:05:01 Commitment was never your thing.
01:05:04 Okay. Now, that's just not fair.
01:05:07 Bea, you've gotta give me a chance here.
01:05:10 I've been traveling the world for over 10
01:05:13 - And you know what?.
01:05:15 It ain't workin'.
01:05:19 I didn't come here for this stupid Jeep.
01:05:25 Come with me.
01:05:50 Next is...
01:05:53 Ramona Quimby.
01:06:01 My goodness.
01:06:06 I designed it in the parking Iot.
01:06:11 So tell me, why are you here today?.
01:06:14 'Cause my dad says that commercials
01:06:18 Hmm. Twirl.
01:06:22 Twirl.
01:06:36 Okay. Thank you, Ramona.
01:06:40 Don't move.
01:06:43 A tiara made of burrs?.
01:06:45 It would have worked, Dad,
01:06:51 Sandwich?
01:06:52 - I won't even ask.
01:06:57 'Cause I'm Iate, Ramona. Very Iate.
01:07:00 Sorry.
01:07:04 How's it Iook?. Kinda trendy?.
01:07:09 Oh. Yes, well, that's one way of putting it.
01:07:13 Listen up, ladies.
01:07:15 I got a two-hour drive
01:07:17 so I need you to be responsible
01:07:21 You have her number at the office
01:07:24 but remember, she 's under a lot of stress,
01:07:27 Beezus, you're in charge. Baby monitor.
01:07:30 How come she 's always in charge?
01:07:32 Um, have you seen your hair Iately?.
01:07:34 - Imagine what you'd do to our house.
01:07:36 Just try to be good- especially you.
01:07:39 Bye!
01:07:42 "Especiallyyou. "
01:07:58 Ramona, I don't think making dinner
01:08:03 It's worth a shot.
01:08:07 Quimby residence. Oh, hi, Henry.
01:08:11 I'm not sure if Beezus is available.
01:08:13 - Give it to me! Stop! Give it to me!
01:08:16 - Go away, you jerk!
01:08:19 No, not you, Henry!
01:08:21 You put him on speaker, doofus!
01:08:22 - I'm Beezus! I Iove Henry!
01:08:28 Should I call back Iater?.
01:08:30 - No! I want you!
01:08:32 I mean, I wanna talk to you right now,
01:08:35 - Okay.
01:08:40 My hot dog souffle!
01:08:47 Stop!
01:08:51 Ramona!
01:08:54 Ramona, move!
01:08:57 Stop! Stop that! Drop it!
01:08:59 - No!
01:09:12 You will never change, will you?.
01:09:14 For a moment there,
01:09:17 but you will always be a Iittle pest!
01:09:23 - I' go get her.
01:09:25 Stop touching everything!
01:09:27 Everything that you touch you mess up...
01:09:29 including my Iove Iife.
01:09:31 You have a Iove Iife?.
01:09:35 Just feed the cat and Ieave me alone!
01:09:47 Uh, hello?.
01:09:49 Okay. I'm gonna hang up now.
01:09:55 Picky Picky?.
01:09:57 It's dinnertime.
01:10:00 Come on.
01:10:02 Let's talk.
01:10:05 Wake up.
01:10:07 Wake up, Iazy bum.
01:10:17 Beezus!
01:10:25 Beezus?.
01:10:27 I thought he was asleep, but he's not.
01:10:33 What now?.
01:10:35 He's dead.
01:10:38 Picky Picky's dead.
01:10:43 Don't worry. Mom will be home soon.
01:10:47 No. Remember what Dad said?.
01:10:51 We can't make any trouble for Mom now.
01:10:56 Okay.
01:11:00 He was a Quimby before we were, Beezus.
01:11:07 Picky Picky...
01:11:10 I hope you have nine Iives.
01:11:14 And maybe tomorrow...
01:11:16 you can wake up as somebody else's cat...
01:11:19 start a new Iife.
01:11:23 I really hope
01:11:29 I know you Iike that.
01:11:37 I think it's important...
01:11:39 that you know...
01:11:41 Dad was just pretending
01:11:48 He always knew it.
01:11:51 He really did Iove you.
01:12:01 We' miss you, Picky Picky.
01:12:15 It's okay.
01:12:27 You girls had to handle
01:12:31 I'm sorry.
01:12:33 We're okay, Mom.
01:12:36 How did I get so Iucky
01:12:40 Hmm?.
01:12:45 I'm home!
01:12:47 We have some news.
01:12:50 So do l. I got the job.
01:12:53 What?.
01:12:55 Great position.
01:12:57 Start-up in eastern Oregon.
01:13:01 How do you girls feel about that?.
01:13:03 Wait. To Iive there?.
01:13:07 But what about the house?.
01:13:10 We' get a new one there.
01:13:14 What's your news?.
01:13:19 Nothing.
01:13:27 Ramona?
01:13:31 Will you sleep in here with me tonight?.
01:13:44 I'm not ready for a new school...
01:13:47 with all new kids.
01:13:50 Me neither.
01:13:52 But you' do fine.
01:13:55 You don't always
01:13:59 You're the most prettiest,
01:14:02 and everybody Ioves you.
01:14:05 Ramona,
01:14:11 There's only one person
01:14:14 - Henry?.
01:14:19 And that took 15 years.
01:14:23 Who else is gonna wanna waste 15 years
01:14:31 I would.
01:14:38 Ramona...
01:14:40 I know that you think
01:14:45 but it's not.
01:14:49 You don't worry about coloring
01:14:53 Huh?.
01:14:54 You're your own person.
01:14:58 You don't care what other people think.
01:15:00 It's brave being how you are.
01:15:05 Oh.
01:15:07 Well...
01:15:09 sometimes I color inside the Iines.
01:15:12 It really depends on the picture.
01:15:14 Yeah.
01:15:18 All right.
01:15:20 It's perfect. Yeah, it's great.
01:15:25 Why does it have to be Susan's mom?.
01:15:28 She's supposed to be a very good agent,
01:15:34 That's great. Ta-da!
01:15:40 Aren't you gonna help us, Ramona?
01:15:44 I don't wanna help sell the house.
01:15:46 I wanted to save it.
01:15:48 Are you gonna fill these holes before you go?
01:15:51 Howie wants to do it.
01:15:52 Why don't you get
01:15:55 - He likes to dig.
01:15:58 Now he wants me to go with him to Alaska.
01:16:01 Last night, he sent roses.
01:16:04 aska?. Did you say yes?.
01:16:08 I mean, I was tempted...
01:16:10 but if I 'm gonna uproot my entire Iife...
01:16:13 I need some real sign of commitment.
01:16:16 - I'm sorry, Bea.
01:16:18 We had our fight,
01:16:22 In the Iong run,
01:16:26 and just replaced it with a... small one.
01:16:35 Ramona, grab a hose and help out, okay?.
01:16:38 I know Iife stinks,
01:16:42 Everything will be okay, babe.
01:16:51 Oh, I see! Very funny.
01:16:53 Who did that? Bea? That's just adorable.
01:16:57 assy, Bea. Very classy.
01:17:00 Now I gotta go inside
01:17:03 Real nice.
01:17:07 Bea.
01:17:11 That's for the roses, sweetheart.
01:17:14 Oh! There it is! Exhibit "A"!
01:17:18 The class clown hasn't changed at all!
01:17:20 Oh, really?.
01:17:27 Okay. That's how it is, huh?.
01:17:31 Howie! Willa Jean!
01:17:33 Mom!
01:17:35 Ladies, I need backup!
01:17:39 - Find a garden hose!
01:17:47 I hope you get frostbite in aska!
01:17:52 Be strong. Be strong, Willa Jean.
01:17:56 Be strong!
01:18:00 Get 'em!
01:18:04 Yeah! Now what?. Now what?.
01:18:09 Aunt Bea!
01:18:13 - Go, go, go!
01:18:18 I think we won. I think we won!
01:18:21 Give me some! Whoo-hoo!
01:18:23 Nice job, you guys. You were animals!
01:18:31 Look who's crying now!
01:18:37 My pipes! I told you, my pipes!
01:18:49 - What's all the shouting about?.
01:18:55 Oh!
01:18:58 What?
01:19:01 Hobart was right!
01:19:11 What?.
01:19:16 I knew it was around
01:19:19 Bea! Bea, come here. Come here.
01:19:21 Come here, come here,
01:19:25 Oh, Beatrice,
01:19:29 and I figured I'd find it again someday
01:19:32 I still wish that I could go back and fix...
01:19:35 all the stupid things I did
01:19:40 I guess this is as close as I can get.
01:19:55 You kept all this stuff?.
01:19:57 Yeah.
01:20:02 That's my gum ball ring.
01:20:16 Bea, I don't want to go anyplace else
01:20:20 I Iove you.
01:20:23 Will you marry me?.
01:20:31 You will?
01:20:53 Guts!
01:20:56 My head is spinning!
01:20:58 We must be crazy! We' have to go
01:21:01 No, we ain't goin' to no stinking courthouse.
01:21:03 If we're gonna do something crazy,
01:21:06 We're gonna throw a real wedding.
01:21:07 - Honey, they want you in aska in three days.
01:21:10 Sure. But what about a church or food...
01:21:13 or, say, a wedding dress?.
01:21:15 You can use mine.
01:21:17 - We can just alter it.
01:21:19 - There you go!
01:21:22 Yeah. We get the word out, we book a band...
01:21:25 boom- we got a wedding!
01:21:26 People can bring their own food,
01:21:28 All we need is a little love
01:21:33 Oh! I 've always wanted to be a bridesmaid.
01:21:35 Ah! Well, that was easy. Anybody else?.
01:21:38 - Ramona? Ramona?
01:21:44 Ramona?.
01:21:46 Sea bass!
01:21:49 - See what?.
01:21:52 You said you wouldn't get reeled in.
01:21:54 You said I would always have you around!
01:21:56 Hey, Ramona? Get back here and apologize.
01:21:58 Honey, please come talk to me.
01:22:10 You have room for a piano.
01:22:13 Also, look at this built-in desk.
01:22:37 Here.
01:22:43 - Ramona?
01:22:45 Ramona!
01:22:54 Help, anybody!
01:22:57 - Oh, Ramona!
01:23:00 - Got you! I got you! Come on, honey.
01:23:03 We got you!
01:23:05 We saw your underpants.
01:23:08 Hey, enough.
01:23:10 Hey, enough.
01:23:13 Happens all the time. Thank you.
01:23:15 Okay, Ramona, that's it.
01:23:18 These antics of yours gotta stop right now.
01:23:20 You're making our Iives really difficult.
01:23:24 I thought I made it colorful, Dad.
01:23:26 Not in the middle of our
01:23:30 You said you were gonna be more responsible.
01:23:33 Dad, can't you see I'm trying?.
01:23:36 - Well, you gotta try harder.
01:23:39 - Mrs. Meacham's on the phone. She needs to talk to you.
01:23:43 Sweetie.
01:23:53 - Ramona, your father was just-
01:23:56 I 'm nine years old.
01:24:00 I just have to run away.
01:24:02 - Ramona, don't be silly. You're not gonna run away.
01:24:07 Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
01:24:11 How Iong will you be gone?.
01:24:15 I mean, just in case people start asking.
01:24:19 Forever.
01:24:23 Well, in that case,
01:24:33 Okay. Now, I've added your dad's old sweater.
01:24:35 I don't want you to get cold at night.
01:24:37 It's a Iittle big on you now,
01:24:42 Oh, and do you plan on brushing your teeth?.
01:24:46 That's my girl.
01:24:48 I packed your toothbrush and your toothpaste.
01:24:52 Okay?.
01:24:53 Just promise me that
01:24:59 There you go.
01:25:04 righty.
01:25:14 Don't forget to write.
01:27:11 Daddy.
01:27:25 Gettin' on or not?.
01:27:28 Ramona?
01:27:30 Sweetie?. Ramona?.
01:27:40 M-Mom?.
01:27:42 - Ramona?.
01:27:45 Yes. Where are you?
01:27:47 - Can you hear me? Mom?
01:28:12 You made my bag heavy on purpose.
01:28:16 Well, what else was I supposed to do, huh?.
01:28:19 I'd be just Iost without my Ramona.
01:28:21 I'm sorry.
01:28:24 I just thought you all
01:28:27 You don't think we'd Iet you get away that
01:28:37 I hope nobody I know sees us out here.
01:29:28 In sickness and in health.
01:29:30 - For richer or for poorer.
01:29:33 And I promise my Iove to you.
01:29:35 And I promise my Iove to you.
01:29:37 And I promise my Iove to you.
01:29:42 May I have the rings, please?.
01:29:49 Pull it off.
01:29:56 Well...
01:29:58 Don't panic, folks. It's only plastic.
01:30:13 Ramo...
01:30:17 Oh. Babe?.
01:30:24 Ah. Look at you.
01:30:27 Nice work, Ramona.
01:30:43 Hobart, that's... That's...
01:30:46 That's... That's real.
01:30:49 Yeah, and I still owe you that quarter.
01:30:53 And I'm gonna spend the rest of my Iife
01:31:01 Thank you.
01:31:07 Hobart, you may kiss the bride.
01:31:22 All right, Beatrice.
01:31:24 This song is dedicated to you from Hobart.
01:31:28 Okay.
01:31:29 One, two. There we go. That's good.
01:31:48 - Hey, Beezus, I 've been Iooking for you.
01:31:51 - Nice wedding, huh?
01:31:57 Okay, Iisten. Um, Beezus.
01:32:00 I know that you're moving, and that's bad.
01:32:03 But in a way it's also good, because...
01:32:06 I would never have the guts
01:32:09 So...
01:32:12 I don't think of you as a friend.
01:32:14 No, I mean- No. That came out wrong.
01:32:17 I mean, I think about you,
01:32:20 It's just- Oh, no. You're Iaughing.
01:32:24 Why are you Iaughing?.
01:32:26 Um- No, I'm sorry.
01:32:34 You've got something on your shirt.
01:32:45 Gotcha.
01:32:47 Yeah.
01:32:55 Um, we should probably go dance
01:32:59 'cause the band has a curfew, so-
01:33:01 Yeah, Iet's dance. Okay.
01:33:18 I think it's time
01:33:25 You did a wonderful job today, Pickle.
01:33:27 You were a perfect bridesmaid.
01:33:30 Thank you.
01:33:35 - Dad?
01:33:37 What were you and Mrs. Meacham
01:33:40 'Cause whatever I did wrong,
01:33:44 Well, believe it or not,
01:33:47 Really?.
01:33:49 Yeah, she was talking about an opening...
01:33:51 for an art teacher at your school next term.
01:33:55 Remember when she called the house
01:33:57 Well, she told me that she passed
01:34:01 who mentioned it to the superintendent.
01:34:03 Long story short,
01:34:07 I hear some of those kids
01:34:11 Oh!
01:34:12 But I'm thinking I'm gonna take it.
01:34:17 Oh, my gosh!
01:34:20 I know.
01:34:24 I owe it all to you, Ramona.
01:34:28 You told me I could do anything.
01:34:30 It took me this Iong to believe it.
01:34:33 You really did save us, kiddo.
01:34:57 Beezus! Beezus!
01:35:00 We don't have to move anymore!
01:35:07 - Mrs. Meacham!
01:35:08 - I don't have to move anymore.
01:35:12 We' be together for the rest of the year.
01:35:14 I shall pace myself accordingly.
01:35:18 Thanks for helping my dad.
01:35:21 I just passed along the mural.
01:35:23 You're the one who inspired it.
01:35:25 I may not be an art critic, but I certainly
01:35:39 Go on, now.
01:35:41 - Shake your booty.
01:35:49 Oh! Bye!
01:35:54 Oh, bye, Mom
01:35:57 - I ' call you from aska.
01:35:59 Drive safely.
01:36:03 Wait! Don't go yet!
01:36:06 Don't go yet, Aunt Bea!
01:36:12 So you can always have me around.
01:36:24 Ramona, you're extraordinary.
01:36:36 Bye!
01:36:38 - Bye!
01:37:27 Hey!
01:37:37 This one goes out
01:38:01 It's true.
01:38:05 You call me?