Randka w ciemno Blind Date

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00:00:27 It was a mistake. I'm sorry. Cezary.
00:01:09 Music:
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00:01:24 Directed by:
00:01:30 BLIND DATE
00:01:41 A year later...
00:02:29 I'd go in if I were you.
00:02:39 - Here you go.
00:02:45 They really suit you.
00:02:49 I'll take it!
00:02:58 - Hello.
00:03:03 That's Karolina, my blessing
00:03:06 and soon, my wife.
00:03:10 Can one have two wifes in Poland?
00:03:12 I'm getting divorced next week.
00:03:14 "Paris is worth a Mass".
00:03:16 Your wife didn't commit suicide?
00:03:18 She's so... fragile.
00:03:20 She's a fake.
00:03:21 She faked her visits to the analyst,
00:03:23 she faked her suicidal thoughts...
00:03:27 Hi.
00:03:29 Czarek, please pay and let's go.
00:03:32 You're developing.
00:03:33 Taking new lessons, are we?
00:03:36 We understand each other without words.
00:03:40 I'm sorry, but I've changed my mind.
00:03:43 Majka...
00:03:47 I wish you all the best, and by the way...
00:03:51 you look beautiful.
00:03:53 Good luck. Bye.
00:04:01 Darling, lets go.
00:04:03 You know that after shopping
00:04:07 Sex, of course...
00:04:11 Why did you stick with him
00:04:14 One year of studies down the drain,
00:04:20 But the bouquets of flowers he gave you
00:04:23 Forget-me-nots with white feathers...
00:04:27 The one with all green flowers
00:04:30 Stop it.
00:04:37 Kuba! Majka!
00:04:38 End your therapy session.
00:04:42 We're coming!
00:05:47 This one has a concussion.
00:05:53 I knew it would finish this way
00:05:55 At least now we know that Arsenal fans
00:05:58 Nutcakes.
00:06:04 Well then, sleep well.
00:06:05 It's going to be a short one.
00:06:10 Some people have all the luck.
00:06:11 - Hi, Majka.
00:06:14 - Need a lift?
00:06:17 - Jump in, I'll walk home.
00:06:26 - See you later boys.
00:07:00 Evenings spent with British
00:07:04 - Can you hear that?
00:07:06 Especially when the title
00:07:08 "Analysis of the colloquial language
00:07:11 "Analysis of great
00:07:13 Whatever.
00:07:19 She really does sing well.
00:07:20 Yes, but I wonder
00:07:41 Thank you.
00:07:43 Hi girls. What a lovely smell.
00:07:45 She has a nose like a police hound.
00:07:48 It leads her home
00:07:52 Next time I won't even let her
00:07:55 Just because she did her nails
00:07:57 she can't wash the dishes.
00:07:59 When she does finally hook a male,
00:08:01 she won't see the end of washing dishes.
00:08:03 I told him,
00:08:06 that I do the dishes
00:08:09 And I don't clean the sink
00:08:11 But you jump into bed on the first one.
00:08:13 She's going to have a great career.
00:08:22 Hello?
00:08:23 I've prepared dinner
00:08:26 I've lit the candles.
00:08:29 I'm sorry, but I just ate.
00:08:32 Put the candles out.
00:08:35 Well, that's that.
00:08:38 I love you anyway.
00:08:40 I love you too. Bye.
00:08:44 You know what?
00:08:45 You're behaving like a piglet.
00:08:47 Piglet? Rather like a common pig!
00:08:50 A new guy and we're not informed?
00:08:52 Idiots. That was Kuba on the phone.
00:08:56 Am I right?
00:08:57 No way.
00:08:59 A candle-lit dinner with a gay?
00:09:01 That's a first.
00:09:12 Hi.
00:09:19 You're completely fucked-up.
00:09:25 You should have taken the flat
00:09:29 What do I need such a large flat for?
00:09:32 and then twins on my head
00:09:34 You could sell it
00:09:37 With a small wardrobe.
00:09:40 This prevents chicks from settling down.
00:09:42 The best way to avoid that
00:09:46 The most important thing?
00:09:50 The lady wants to wash
00:09:55 I apologize, order a taxi,
00:09:59 in my own bed.
00:10:02 Bring me some nuts, crisps or...
00:10:06 Take it easy,
00:10:08 our friend is celebrating his
00:10:12 - Another round for everyone, okay?
00:10:15 Kuba...
00:10:16 - Thanks, Kuba!
00:10:18 If only granny knew...
00:10:20 - She wouldn't have kicked the bucket.
00:10:28 - Kuba, 8 more beers...
00:10:32 No, enough is enough.
00:10:34 I've had enough,
00:10:36 - Are you saying I'm drunk?
00:10:39 we didn't fart around.
00:10:41 Have you got a phone?
00:10:44 If only someone could tell me
00:10:46 where I live...
00:10:48 I'll tell you
00:10:51 I've suddenly remembered.
00:10:54 You're saying I'm drunk?
00:10:56 As a lord.
00:11:00 I'll stay with these nuts
00:11:04 Olympics?
00:11:12 That much I do after 10 beers.
00:11:16 Show us something more.
00:11:18 - Surprise us.
00:11:24 That's right, and now I will walk
00:11:28 - Yeah, right...
00:11:30 - Sure.
00:11:32 The bet is...
00:11:34 It'll be a surprise.
00:11:36 A surprise bet.
00:11:38 Here we go.
00:11:48 Bye.
00:11:54 Hey, hey!
00:12:00 I am the victor!
00:12:03 Karol? You're all fucked-up.
00:12:05 Gentlemen, we're closing.
00:13:08 Happy Birthday...
00:13:17 One should not suppress
00:13:20 and this will certainly
00:13:23 and get back at
00:13:26 Thank you.
00:13:31 It's fantastic!
00:13:32 Go on, say goodbye to your stresses!
00:13:35 - Go straight for the heart.
00:13:51 Darling, you said
00:13:55 That's true, my darling.
00:13:57 So what's the problem?
00:13:59 You're the most wonderful woman
00:14:10 Just like in those voodoo movies!
00:14:13 Do it again! One more time!
00:14:18 I'm sorry.
00:14:21 I don't know what's happening.
00:14:23 I don't think
00:14:24 And what about last night?
00:14:27 Go back to your wife.
00:14:41 Go on! Unwrap him!
00:14:44 Don't be shy, unwrap him!
00:14:52 Many happy returns.
00:14:57 - Have a nice evening. Good night.
00:15:02 A ticket to Madonna's concert.
00:15:07 And this is my present.
00:15:11 The girls were right.
00:15:15 There's no point in wasting time
00:15:18 Get lost!
00:15:20 But this is my house.
00:15:25 You will be happy if you go there.
00:15:31 Great fortune and love awaits you.
00:15:35 There you will meet someone,
00:15:38 and he will fall in love with you, and
00:15:40 - you will live happily ever after.
00:15:44 Please don't disturb me
00:15:55 You will get married,
00:15:58 and you will be very happy.
00:16:00 But along the way
00:16:06 The cards say
00:16:09 and cards never lie, never lie.
00:16:11 - But where am I supposed to go?
00:16:14 - Don't interrupt.
00:16:18 - Maybe a small...
00:16:24 The cards are very precise:
00:16:29 The corner of Mickiewicza and Miodowa.
00:16:35 On Friday,
00:16:38 May the 14th,
00:16:42 from 10 am
00:16:44 till 7 pm.
00:16:48 Tell me what I'm supposed to wear.
00:16:50 According to the gypsy tomorrow
00:16:55 Straight jeans,
00:16:57 golden sandals,
00:17:00 and a t-shirt in flowers.
00:17:01 Your a darling.
00:17:04 Majka!
00:17:09 I'm sorry.
00:17:11 The dress and shoes are at your home.
00:17:13 A present from me.
00:17:15 I hope you like it.
00:17:21 Thanks.
00:17:23 The man of your life will be thrilled.
00:17:25 Get ready for the barbarian invasion.
00:17:33 Do we have to wait much longer?
00:17:38 I'm talking to you.
00:17:40 She's the reason I lost the bet, right?
00:17:42 I didn't know
00:17:44 8 beers please.
00:17:46 Another inheritance?
00:17:47 Enough to give you a tip.
00:17:50 Majka.
00:17:53 Oh, I will... Mala.
00:17:57 Asshole.
00:17:58 Kuba? 8 beers.
00:18:06 What?
00:18:07 Nothing.
00:18:10 The surprise bet.
00:18:14 Well, well...
00:18:15 If you have to trust someone
00:18:21 He must have spent a fortune.
00:18:23 Pure give back. I gave him
00:18:29 Okay, let's see it.
00:18:37 Turn around.
00:18:40 Beautiful, you look really beautiful.
00:18:43 You'd better put it on.
00:18:57 We'll be there before 10.
00:19:00 Your hiding something from me.
00:19:03 Out with it.
00:19:05 We don't know anything.
00:19:07 Maybe when we arrive
00:19:10 - Another gypsy with a deck of cards.
00:19:29 Good morning ladies.
00:19:34 - Gypsies always lie!
00:19:36 Do you know what it took to get you
00:19:40 How many paid text messages
00:19:43 - You lied to me.
00:19:44 But I really think
00:19:47 This may prevent you from getting
00:19:49 Maybe something will happen which will
00:19:53 Do you think that we don't hear
00:19:55 Am I really that loud?
00:19:57 Guess.
00:20:00 Each group sticks to its hostess.
00:20:03 Girls, lift your hands up.
00:20:05 Can you see them? Yes?
00:20:07 Good. You will fill in the form
00:20:11 Okay. You wanted well
00:20:13 Let's go and forget the whole thing.
00:20:16 The fine line of ridicule
00:20:19 Alright. Numbers 620
00:20:24 Follow me, please.
00:20:26 Go on, go.
00:20:29 Everything will be fine. You'll see.
00:20:32 Profile...
00:20:35 Great. Thank you. The remaining girls
00:20:40 Go.
00:20:44 Every girl answers the same questions.
00:20:47 The first question: Your interests.
00:20:50 - One at a time!
00:20:54 - Left.
00:20:56 My left!
00:20:59 Please.
00:21:00 - You begin.
00:21:05 Begin answering!
00:21:07 Answering what?
00:21:09 Excuse me, but maybe
00:21:14 What are your interests.
00:21:17 ..."Baby" goes first.
00:21:20 I'm interested in psychology.
00:21:22 Particularly close to my heart
00:21:25 and my dream is
00:21:27 and peace reign on Earth.
00:21:36 Number 633...
00:21:40 ...Baby has qualified.
00:21:44 I'm also interested in psychology.
00:21:46 We'll get in touch
00:21:51 Am I free to go?
00:21:54 No! Baby sits with the rest
00:21:57 Of course, ma'am.
00:22:00 Okay. One at a time from the left.
00:22:04 I'm interested in psychology,
00:22:06 and room on Earth...
00:22:08 I mean peace on Earth.
00:22:13 Number 613...
00:22:15 ...qualified.
00:22:29 Believe me. It was so stupid
00:22:32 When the director, or producer,
00:22:36 told me that I qualified, I sort of...
00:22:39 Felt good?
00:22:43 Yes.
00:22:45 I thought to myself:
00:22:48 But you're fantastic in every way.
00:22:51 Beautiful, nice, intelligent.
00:22:54 And you can always be counted on.
00:22:57 Say that again.
00:22:59 I meant every word.
00:23:00 You say that because you're my friend.
00:23:03 But I love you anyway.
00:23:06 I love you also.
00:23:10 One more thing...
00:23:13 Kuba?
00:23:18 How do you intend
00:23:21 If only I knew how.
00:23:36 Look.
00:23:38 Majka!
00:23:52 Hi.
00:23:53 Cezary?
00:23:56 - Yes.
00:23:58 - Don't read it.
00:24:00 - I'll delete it.
00:24:04 My darling,
00:24:05 I know now, that the World
00:24:09 I know I hurt you, but I will
00:24:12 to make it up to you.
00:24:14 I will be waiting
00:24:17 at 4 pm.
00:24:19 If you don't turn up,
00:24:23 Always yours, Cezary.
00:24:27 It's a game, you know that?
00:24:29 A game to seduce you, again.
00:24:36 Why don't you wake up.
00:24:39 And he wasted them in style.
00:24:40 He lied, cheated on you,
00:24:43 After two years you were
00:24:49 Let's see who it is.
00:24:52 Cezary again. What a surprise.
00:24:57 Read it, send a reply...
00:25:07 Do you know what the prize is?
00:25:09 I don't and won't know,
00:25:12 Oh? So your giving up?
00:25:14 Despite qualifying with flying colors.
00:25:16 Yes, and that's enough.
00:25:18 I understand and support her.
00:25:20 But what if the prize is
00:25:22 a trip to another continent?
00:25:24 And what if I have to go there
00:25:28 If it were me,
00:25:30 I would go there even with
00:25:33 Stop babbling.
00:25:38 One way or the other - I'm not going.
00:25:43 Miss Maja Linde?
00:25:46 - Yes.
00:25:50 Thank you.
00:25:52 - Goodbye.
00:25:58 What beautiful roses.
00:26:03 Did he write anything?
00:26:05 Is there a letter?
00:26:06 - Let me see it.
00:26:09 Are you crazy?
00:26:11 "Let's not waste time.
00:26:14 I am now sure
00:26:16 My biggest mistake was letting you go".
00:26:22 Majka? Look.
00:26:32 Oh fuck...
00:26:34 This is a blow below the belt.
00:26:37 Do you think they're real?
00:26:41 He doesn't go for imitations.
00:26:43 What's his game?
00:26:46 He probably just got dumped
00:26:48 and now needs to repair his ego.
00:26:51 Send it back.
00:26:53 Majka, you're not giving in, are you?
00:26:55 Remember that night in Vienna,
00:26:57 where he was supposed to have
00:26:59 You found him in the hotel bar
00:27:02 And what about
00:27:06 You called him but his wife answered...
00:27:08 She told you they were on vacation
00:27:11 in Sirmione on the shores
00:27:13 and that you should stop
00:27:14 Of course, I remember...
00:27:22 Check him out.
00:27:24 I remember.
00:27:26 So you're the lady who phoned
00:27:30 - In Sirmione.
00:27:32 We're planning to go together to Rome,
00:27:35 to get married at the Polish Consulate.
00:27:40 Dear Lord...
00:27:42 Another one.
00:27:47 Cezary will never divorce me.
00:27:52 He would be left with nothing.
00:27:54 All the assets are in my name,
00:27:57 so there's nothing to divide.
00:27:59 Cezary hasn't got anything.
00:28:03 Except a horde of lovers.
00:28:06 Do you think I don't know?
00:28:09 But it's me he returns to each time.
00:28:16 I'm sorry.
00:28:17 No need to be.
00:28:21 In that case this also belongs to you.
00:28:27 She should have kept it.
00:28:33 Hi.
00:28:35 Won't you join us?
00:28:46 You look beautiful.
00:29:17 I did it!
00:29:27 What are you regretting?
00:29:31 Illusions.
00:29:35 To be honest,
00:29:38 I don't regret a thing.
00:29:42 I was exceptional,
00:29:44 the best,
00:29:45 great...
00:29:50 Those were just lies.
00:29:52 I know, I know...
00:29:56 I don't want to talk about it anymore.
00:30:06 Is that a stain?
00:30:12 That's what you call a loyal customer.
00:30:13 No. That's a loaded jerk.
00:30:15 And acrobat.
00:30:16 I don't want to go.
00:30:20 No! You have to feel that you lost.
00:30:23 I hate you.
00:30:26 But I will face this challenge
00:30:27 with the aid of my natural charm
00:30:29 and sense of humor.
00:30:32 Surprise?
00:30:37 Where's the badge with your name?
00:30:38 In my pocket.
00:30:40 Pin it on.
00:30:41 I know my name, you do too,
00:30:44 I don't recall us being
00:30:47 And vice versa, but you're so direct
00:30:50 so I thought it would be fun
00:30:52 See ya Kinia.
00:30:57 Kinia? Did you hear that?
00:31:00 Why are you constantly picking on her?
00:31:01 Don't you see who she is?
00:31:06 This is not an information program,
00:31:09 Just to remind you,
00:31:11 We don't pick our noses,
00:31:15 If one of the participants
00:31:18 we don't make awkward faces.
00:31:20 They are not Nobel prize winners
00:31:22 but normal boys and girls, right?
00:31:24 So get ready,
00:31:28 Turn your eyes here! 10... 9... 8...
00:31:37 ...3... 2... 1!
00:31:46 Welcome to another edition
00:31:53 A show providing exceptional
00:31:57 and helping our contestants find
00:32:04 Who today decided
00:32:07 Let's meet Karol.
00:32:15 Tell me why you chose this show
00:32:23 Be brave!
00:32:28 It's just that I'm...
00:32:31 shy, and...
00:32:34 as a result I'm not lucky in love
00:32:36 and I thought that
00:32:40 the girl of my dreams.
00:32:46 He's a cream cake.
00:32:48 Don't you see he's making fun?
00:32:49 And Majka came here
00:32:55 And now let me present
00:32:58 Our first candidate: Dominika!
00:33:03 Candidate No 2: Majka!
00:33:08 Candidate No 3: Klara!
00:33:12 And now, question time!
00:33:15 Tell me, dear ladies,
00:33:18 what do you value most in a man.
00:33:19 Klara?
00:33:21 He should be well built, sexy,
00:33:24 and dress well.
00:33:26 Well, that counts me out!
00:33:27 Maja?
00:33:29 In men I value everything
00:33:32 but most of all I don't like conceited
00:33:41 Who would you want to be in life?
00:33:43 I would like to remain who I am,
00:33:46 I want to be your footstool.
00:33:48 Ladies and gentlemen, I think our Karol...
00:33:50 I'm going out.
00:33:52 Beautiful, isn't she?
00:33:53 Please don't throw up in the bathtub.
00:33:56 ...is ready to decide who
00:34:04 I choose...
00:34:06 I choose... number...
00:34:09 Number 2, Majka!
00:34:25 - You're like the plague.
00:34:28 How about a kiss?
00:34:30 Of course.
00:34:37 So, where are you taking us?
00:34:39 We'll soon find out.
00:34:42 - Who is going to draw?
00:34:44 Oh no, I don't want to take the blame.
00:34:47 Your left with no choice.
00:34:49 What can I say. Here goes.
00:34:51 Envelope number 1.
00:34:53 A luxurious, weekly cruise
00:34:59 I'm being told it's in France.
00:35:02 You'll see, she's going to be trouble.
00:35:05 No sweat.
00:35:06 Are you happy?
00:35:08 Very.
00:35:11 We're going to have plenty of time
00:35:14 I will give up depilation and...
00:35:18 ...petting.
00:35:21 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:35:23 let's hear it for Karol and Maja!
00:35:32 And now we move on to
00:35:35 I meant Victoria.
00:35:37 They spent a weekend
00:35:50 You're the reason I ended up here.
00:35:52 You distracted me and I lost the bet,
00:35:53 and now I have to spend
00:35:56 Jesus...
00:35:57 Why did you choose me?
00:35:58 It's not my fault to can't hear
00:36:01 What?
00:36:02 Is it your overinflated ego
00:36:05 Hey!
00:36:11 So long.
00:36:24 In front of our very own eyes,
00:36:27 became a popculture megastar.
00:36:31 Tomorrow you'll be on the front page
00:36:35 and after ending up on the web,
00:36:38 Karol, I hope that
00:36:41 that you'll give her one
00:36:43 I think she might be offended
00:36:45 She's okay.
00:36:47 I mean, she doesn't turn me on,
00:36:51 so I'll be generous and...
00:36:55 A gentleman does not refuse.
00:36:59 I'm so sorry. It was an accident.
00:37:01 We're very sorry.
00:37:05 Kuba! Next time be careful.
00:37:08 My new trousers! Ruined!
00:37:14 - Did you get it?
00:37:16 Page 2.
00:37:20 Majka, not bad!
00:37:22 Can someone go instead of you?
00:37:24 Search the web and find yourself
00:37:27 Leave the guys already occupied alone.
00:37:30 Let's get one thing straight:
00:37:33 It's just a question of time.
00:37:35 Right?
00:37:45 What's up?
00:37:48 Don't go with him, please.
00:37:49 Don't worry, I'm a big girl.
00:37:52 I know...
00:37:54 - Will you see me off at the airport?
00:37:57 I got a great job offer in London.
00:37:59 The money is great, I can start
00:38:03 Will we see each other
00:38:07 - Are you there?
00:38:51 Please don't go with him.
00:38:55 Kuba, have a safe flight.
00:39:39 Are you jealous?
00:39:43 Sorry, that wasn't too delicate.
00:39:47 No comments.
00:40:00 You leave as strangers,
00:40:04 Are you playing the matchmaker?
00:40:05 No.
00:40:08 Kuba asked me not to go.
00:40:11 I bet he was jealous.
00:40:14 He and Damian had a quarrel.
00:40:16 Really? That's awesome.
00:40:20 I thought only heteros
00:40:24 Done!
00:40:31 She's here.
00:40:32 Baby, what took you so long?
00:40:34 You knew we have to shoot
00:40:37 You come out of the door
00:40:40 - Good morning.
00:40:41 You come out of the door
00:40:43 But I don't live here.
00:40:45 We know where you live - zero romance.
00:40:47 For the time being, this is your home.
00:40:49 Where does she go? Right or left?
00:40:51 To the car.
00:40:53 Never mind.
00:40:54 Karol gets out, you say hello,
00:40:56 that's right, the you get in
00:40:58 and drive off. Clear?
00:41:01 Ready?
00:41:03 Camera!
00:41:04 Rolling!
00:41:05 Action!
00:41:08 Action!
00:41:11 Darling...
00:41:12 I'm so happy that we're
00:41:15 Let me help you.
00:41:31 Off we go!
00:41:36 What a Nenuphar...
00:41:37 It's going to be a long week.
00:41:39 Oh, I don't know. She seems a natural.
00:41:42 The camera likes her.
00:41:44 It doesn't like her.
00:41:46 "Hello darling, let me help you..."
00:41:49 Very amusing.
00:41:51 It's a way of getting
00:41:55 Listen. I won't do a thing to satisfy
00:41:59 that TV "conchita".
00:42:01 Conchita?
00:42:03 We have a week ahead of us.
00:42:06 We're staying in separate rooms.
00:42:08 That shouldn't bother you, right?
00:42:11 I can even help
00:42:13 Don't tire yourself.
00:42:15 I hardly ever get tired.
00:42:22 Okay. I give up.
00:43:02 When's your birthday?
00:43:05 In May.
00:43:08 I'll get you a new watch.
00:43:10 That was my fourth coffee.
00:43:12 Pity it wasn't fresh or hot.
00:43:15 - I know I'm late.
00:43:20 Nice weather, the sea, a meal together.
00:43:25 I'm beginning to appreciate it.
00:43:27 Really?
00:43:30 Well?
00:43:31 Have you finished proposing?
00:43:35 Then get dressed, children.
00:43:40 - What a horrible creature.
00:43:51 Battery loaded?
00:43:53 And two spare ones in the car.
00:43:55 I want a couple in love, you know.
00:43:58 - Got it?
00:44:00 Don't try to be funny.
00:44:02 I'm the one who cracks
00:44:04 In a flash.
00:44:21 Wait.
00:44:23 Legend has it,
00:44:25 that if you throw in a franc,
00:44:27 your wish will come true.
00:44:29 But I only have Euro.
00:44:34 Make a wish.
00:44:37 Where did you get them?
00:44:40 I just want your wishes to come true.
00:44:47 My turn.
00:44:54 An old legend?
00:44:55 Yes.
00:44:56 It's about 3 days old.
00:44:58 It was born when I found these old
00:45:02 Why?
00:45:03 What do you think?
00:45:07 This is the real thing.
00:45:11 Shall we disappear?
00:45:16 What the...
00:45:24 - For fuck's sake!
00:45:26 Have you lost it?
00:45:27 A nut attacks my back,
00:45:30 I said I'm sorry.
00:45:33 Where are they?
00:45:34 Go. Maybe we'll catch them
00:45:39 Fuck!
00:45:41 I could have married a haberdasher
00:45:43 instead of getting soaked
00:45:46 - Fuck!
00:45:49 Don't touch me.
00:45:51 - They'll turn up eventually.
00:45:56 And these high heels... shit!
00:46:15 - Delicious.
00:46:19 I didn't expect to...
00:46:21 To have so much fun in my company?
00:46:25 True.
00:46:28 Want to know a secret?
00:46:29 I'm trying my best.
00:46:37 This is going to cost you dearly.
00:46:38 - What did we do?
00:46:42 We're supposed to have
00:46:43 But not at my expense, right?
00:46:47 From now on you will do as I tell you.
00:46:49 Get moving.
00:46:51 Turn that off!
00:46:55 Into the car.
00:46:59 There's a crisis.
00:47:02 Come on.
00:47:11 Karol!
00:48:13 Where's Karol?
00:48:16 I have no idea.
00:48:19 Today the lovebirds
00:48:22 I can even dance with the barman.
00:48:24 I promise I will be totally romantic.
00:48:26 You know you're pushing your luck?
00:48:28 You don't know what I'm capable of.
00:48:30 Tha station pays for your luxury yacht
00:48:33 and the bed you sleep in.
00:48:35 The station pays for your drinks...
00:48:36 ...and you have to pay
00:48:43 Do something so that Snow White starts
00:48:48 Observe and admire.
00:48:57 Shall we dance?
00:48:58 I think we have to.
00:49:00 We don't have to. It's up to you.
00:49:03 One word and I'm out of here.
00:49:07 What about Kinga? And the station
00:49:14 You decide.
00:49:49 I once had a girl just like you.
00:49:52 Same looks, same character.
00:49:53 Let me guess. You dumped her?
00:49:56 That was my biggest mistake.
00:49:59 I let her go.
00:50:00 Did you try to remedy things?
00:50:03 I fell down on my knees before her.
00:50:08 She forgave me...
00:50:11 ...and gave me an invitation
00:50:24 What a nightmare.
00:50:26 Maybe if we leave them alone
00:50:30 Shit. This is the third day
00:50:34 But the dance came out great.
00:50:36 We really do have good stuff.
00:50:40 Who's the boss? You or me?
00:50:42 If I say the material sucks,
00:50:45 Keep your phone switched on!
00:50:47 If they end up in one room tonight
00:50:50 be ready to catch one of them
00:50:56 What?
00:50:57 If you want to shoot
00:51:00 then join Catholic TV. Understood?
00:51:04 In a flash.
00:51:06 Then scram.
00:51:14 Huggy, huggy...
00:51:30 May I keep you company
00:51:34 Avec plésir.
00:52:09 Shall I shoot anything else?
00:52:11 It's all a load of crap anyway.
00:52:14 - Well, I just thought...
00:52:17 You're not good at it. Understood?
00:52:19 In a flash.
00:52:24 I was finishing my first year
00:52:27 worked in a pub, started to
00:52:32 and then I met him.
00:52:34 He was 20 years older.
00:52:37 He seemed so intelligent,
00:52:41 affectionate, caring.
00:52:44 He knew how to listen.
00:52:47 - He showered me with gifts.
00:52:51 He has a wife.
00:52:54 He was, of course, going to divorce her,
00:52:57 but it was all lies.
00:53:04 A year of studies down the drain,
00:53:07 a year of drugs and therapy...
00:53:12 Let's talk about anything
00:53:16 Will you pour me some wine?
00:53:31 What?
00:53:35 I can't think of anything
00:53:53 Till tomorrow then.
00:53:55 Till tomorrow.
00:53:57 It was a nice conversation.
00:54:01 - We'll see each other at breakfast?
00:54:06 Good night.
00:54:16 - Get ready!
00:54:52 Hi Stasia.
00:54:55 Super.
00:54:56 We live on a yacht
00:54:59 I've just been to the Spa.
00:55:05 Karol?
00:55:06 He thinks he's funny, intelligent.
00:55:09 There were flashes of good upbringing.
00:55:11 Majka!
00:55:14 He can make a charming fool of himself.
00:55:16 I thought it was funny.
00:55:18 And I you. Bye.
00:56:24 Jump into the water,
00:56:32 Turn it off.
00:56:34 So?
00:56:36 Was it worth being nice?
00:56:41 Get in.
00:57:13 He gave me a right
00:57:23 I don't know what came over me.
00:57:29 When something goes wrong
00:57:35 You think so?
00:57:45 Thanks.
00:57:53 Oh fuck!
00:58:03 Shit! The painting's fallen off!
00:58:26 A scent of all scents,
00:58:35 Don't you like it?
00:58:37 Kinga showed the cameraman
00:59:06 What's your problem?
00:59:08 I'm trying my best,
00:59:11 You did give your best, that's true.
00:59:14 I heard how hard you tried.
00:59:16 "Oh Yes, yes..." No, wait.
00:59:18 "Yes, yes, yes, oh fuck! That was good!"
00:59:22 Congratulations.
00:59:24 - Next time don't eavesdrop.
00:59:25 but that was a mistake.
00:59:27 Keep out of my way
00:59:30 Let's play out the remaining scenes
00:59:34 You think your exceptional?
00:59:36 No. That's what you think of yourself.
00:59:38 You know what?
00:59:40 You are bitchy and conceited.
00:59:43 Just because you were dumped
00:59:44 doesn't give you the right
00:59:47 Not everyone, but you fall
00:59:57 Start shooting our happy
01:00:00 Okay. Ready?
01:00:02 Camera...
01:00:04 Rolling!
01:00:07 What a pity we have to leave.
01:00:10 It was heavenly, wasn't it?
01:00:14 Okay?
01:00:15 Okay! Got it, thanks.
01:00:17 So long.
01:00:32 This is for you. You've earned it,
01:00:54 I thought you didn't like him?
01:00:58 Oh, you did...
01:01:00 A bit.
01:01:02 That he slept with her
01:01:04 But what he said about me was true.
01:01:07 Men are never right.
01:01:10 Unless they admit to their own mistakes
01:01:12 but that's not going to happen,
01:01:15 - But it's true.
01:01:17 That I treat every man
01:01:20 What a pig.
01:01:22 - Me? I was only joking.
01:01:29 Poor Kuba.
01:01:32 Don't worry about Kuba, but yourself.
01:01:35 - When's the show?
01:01:36 Let the bastard regret what he lost
01:01:38 and find out, that he wasn't right.
01:01:40 You're to be an angel, do you hear?
01:01:44 Although in your case
01:01:46 but please make an effort.
01:01:52 - Did you see what I saw?
01:01:54 - Only joking. I saw it.
01:01:57 Please do not disperse.
01:02:00 Please switch your mobile off.
01:02:02 Taking pictures
01:02:06 Did you ever consider changing
01:02:08 I don't understand.
01:02:10 I know.
01:02:12 - Hi.
01:02:14 Let's get this massacre behind us.
01:02:16 I promise you will never
01:02:19 - Actually I wanted to...
01:02:21 We're going on air in a moment.
01:02:24 - Okay, okay.
01:02:26 This isn't
01:02:30 I assume that your stay
01:02:33 and at a beautifully located Spa resort
01:02:35 was abundant not only
01:02:43 Yes, it was really...
01:02:47 ...super.
01:02:48 Have you anything to add, Maja?
01:02:50 I will remember this trip a long time.
01:02:53 Ladies and gentlemen, it was only
01:02:55 a question of time before Karol
01:02:58 knocked on the door to Maja's cabin.
01:03:10 Time flies...
01:03:13 ...and flies...
01:03:21 It seems that Karol conquered
01:03:23 not only Maja's heart.
01:03:27 Any comments?
01:03:29 I won't confirm, I won't deny.
01:03:33 The rest is silence,
01:03:36 Fucking manipulators!
01:03:39 Karol is a real gentleman.
01:03:41 A real prick!
01:03:43 And do you have anything to add?
01:03:46 A couple of words at least.
01:03:52 Karol turned out to be
01:03:59 Kinga, the guardian of our group,
01:04:03 The reason she works
01:04:06 She's to jump into beds
01:04:10 Freeze that frame.
01:04:11 I'll have her eat those words!
01:04:14 I can say one good thing about her.
01:04:16 She has a strong voice
01:04:18 and her orgasm
01:04:21 Bravo!
01:04:22 I am very grateful for being given
01:04:26 to me it was an unforgettable
01:04:29 Goodbye.
01:04:33 - You went over the line.
01:04:35 But you told me, that they fucked.
01:04:37 Not that you fucked him.
01:04:39 Do you believe me or her?
01:04:43 What do you think?
01:04:49 Oh fuck! The boss!
01:04:51 We're screwed.
01:05:06 Let's give her a moment.
01:05:09 What a slut.
01:05:13 She didn't even sleep with him.
01:05:17 Maybe she should have.
01:05:18 What?
01:05:20 Well, if the bitch was so satisfied.
01:05:22 It's all her doing.
01:05:24 He knew from the start.
01:05:25 Of course.
01:05:27 What!
01:05:29 And she wanted to apologize
01:05:34 Do you want to know what I think?
01:05:36 Not really.
01:05:38 He should be poked by a hound!
01:05:50 But... I would feel sorry
01:06:00 Here.
01:06:01 A mixture of Zen green teas.
01:06:03 They help to regain
01:06:06 Really? Anything for a lousy love life?
01:06:09 That I don't know but
01:06:12 Great.
01:06:22 Shit!
01:06:26 Miss Linde...
01:06:28 Someone to see you.
01:06:38 If you think you can leave
01:06:45 ...then your mistaken... my dear.
01:07:03 And?
01:07:05 She was so scared
01:07:08 Stupid girl.
01:07:10 Let it be a lesson to her.
01:07:12 - Your place?
01:07:14 Or mine?
01:07:17 The nearest bushes?
01:07:22 Let's go.
01:07:35 25 thousand?
01:07:37 What for?
01:07:40 Damages for breaking the contract.
01:07:41 Harm to the image of the show,
01:07:45 But why? On what grounds?
01:07:48 She signed that she agrees
01:07:51 and that she accepts
01:07:53 What about them?
01:07:56 So what. They've got lawyers.
01:07:58 She will have to pay anyway.
01:08:00 Plus stipulated penalties
01:08:05 The sooner we pay the better.
01:08:17 We've got 3800. Anka and Jolka
01:08:20 You know what Anka would say?
01:08:22 Quickly find yourself a rich sponsor.
01:08:26 You can still auction
01:08:30 What?
01:08:32 What have you come up with?
01:08:34 Flight 643 tomorrow at 12.45.
01:08:38 The pay is better,
01:08:57 I'll die without you.
01:09:00 Now you have an extra 10
01:09:04 True, that's a good argument
01:09:08 Call me as soon as you land.
01:09:11 Let's hope the plane doesn't crash.
01:09:13 Yesterday I signed
01:09:15 You inherit everything.
01:09:26 Take care.
01:09:56 Stasia!
01:10:07 What are you doing here?
01:10:09 Kuba told me
01:10:11 I wanted to tell her something.
01:10:12 - But...
01:10:16 I saw you both and I just couldn't...
01:10:20 She broke your heart too?
01:10:24 Too?
01:10:29 Can I give you a lift?
01:10:40 You didn't answer me.
01:10:44 We need to talk.
01:12:00 You're very popular.
01:12:02 The heart is no servant.
01:12:05 Three beers.
01:12:22 Coffee and a stroll along the Thames?
01:12:25 Will there be anything open?
01:12:27 This is London. It never sleeps.
01:12:39 Maybe it's the climate,
01:12:43 but I would never order
01:12:46 Over here I automatically
01:12:49 and mushrooms when I'm
01:12:53 You'll start to like it too.
01:12:57 Do you miss anyone?
01:13:00 Not anymore.
01:13:02 So you know about Damian?
01:13:05 Yes.
01:13:08 I'm sorry, I didn't want to tell you.
01:13:10 It's okay. Don't worry.
01:13:14 Was he supposed to live alone?
01:13:18 There's this...
01:13:20 ...old song.
01:13:23 I don't remember the melody, but...
01:13:27 "Croissants at breakfast we share,
01:13:31 all our troubles together we bear".
01:13:34 It's a dream come true.
01:13:48 Dear Majka. Jola gave me
01:13:51 She forgot we were not
01:13:54 It was a letter from the TV company
01:13:57 that someone paid the money. All of it!
01:14:00 He gave the name "John Smith".
01:14:02 They didn't want to accept
01:14:04 I asked for more details.
01:14:06 They told me he had blond hair.
01:14:14 I got a letter from the TV company.
01:14:16 Apparently someone paid
01:14:19 Who?
01:14:20 A "John Smith".
01:14:22 He had to give a name otherwise
01:14:24 Stasia got some details.
01:14:26 The description of this Smith
01:14:27 It must have been him.
01:14:29 - Meaning?
01:14:32 Karol.
01:14:35 He must have felt bad
01:14:37 ...decided to help you.
01:14:39 Exactly. Even you understand.
01:14:42 Of course I'll give him back the money,
01:14:44 what's important is that
01:14:47 But you know what else that means?
01:14:49 I've no idea.
01:14:50 That Karol isn't that bad after all.
01:14:54 - Really?
01:14:56 Deep down inside I always knew
01:15:08 You have a very nice butt.
01:15:17 How do you know?
01:15:19 He replied that he didn't do
01:15:22 - Modest guy.
01:15:24 Now that the debt is paid,
01:15:27 No, I'll stay until the end
01:15:29 Unless you throw me out.
01:15:31 Straight into the gutter.
01:15:34 Karol is in London
01:15:38 To see you?
01:15:40 Maybe to do some shopping,
01:15:42 but the sales are over.
01:15:43 He's probably here for another reason.
01:15:47 Of that I'm sure.
01:15:57 Majka, I wanted to tell you earlier,
01:16:00 but if you don't do it right away
01:16:02 Okay. Shoot.
01:16:04 I'm in love.
01:16:05 In love? Great.
01:16:07 So I have to move out?
01:16:11 Are you blind!
01:16:16 Jesus...
01:16:19 Tell me the moment
01:16:23 Everything alright?
01:16:26 Come on. I don't want to be late.
01:16:28 Fine, but you live together.
01:16:32 But have separate lives.
01:16:34 We've known each other forever.
01:16:36 We've always been there for each other.
01:16:38 Are you telling the truth?
01:16:40 Are you deaf?
01:16:42 Kuba isn't gay,
01:16:43 and for the past two tears
01:16:47 I paid the money on behalf of Kuba.
01:16:50 The poor guy is now totally broke.
01:16:52 I even had to chip in my own money.
01:16:55 Oh Lord,
01:16:56 if only someone loved me that much.
01:16:59 Why are you telling us this?
01:17:01 Someone finally had to.
01:17:05 Stasia...
01:17:08 Everything now depends on you.
01:17:17 It always does.
01:17:19 Just my luck.
01:17:23 Girls...
01:17:25 If Kuba finds out that...
01:17:29 ...I spilled the beans...
01:17:33 ...he's going to kill me.
01:17:43 You're as good as dead.
01:17:53 That must be him.
01:17:57 Will you manage on your own?
01:17:59 Of course.
01:18:01 Hello?
01:18:02 Stasia? Hi...
01:18:32 Your beautiful, nice, intelligent.
01:18:36 And you can always be counted on.
01:18:41 The man of your life will be thrilled.
01:18:46 Do you miss anyone?
01:18:48 Not anymore.
01:18:53 I'm in love.
01:18:54 In love? Great.
01:19:00 Are you blind!
01:19:06 "Croissants at breakfast we share,
01:19:11 It's a dream come true.
01:19:20 I wanted to thank you once again.
01:19:23 That was very noble of you.
01:19:26 The money.
01:19:27 Yes, of course, I mean...
01:19:30 - Forget it.
01:19:33 I'll repay every penny.
01:19:36 Just for starters.
01:19:37 But these are all your savings...
01:19:42 To me it's important.
01:19:45 Not only because of the money.
01:19:47 What's the other reason?
01:19:51 I felt very bad.
01:19:55 Because?
01:19:56 I got the wrong impression of you.
01:20:00 And now things have changed?
01:20:02 Your being here...
01:20:06 You have a plan, am I right?
01:20:13 What about Kinga?
01:20:17 What about her?
01:20:18 Would you leave her for me?
01:20:24 That's what I'm doing.
01:20:30 I must get to work.
01:20:34 And something more.
01:20:37 Here at 2 pm, okay?
01:20:40 I'll be here at 1 pm.
01:21:14 Kuba!
01:21:40 I hope you're not angry
01:21:43 I'm never angry.
01:21:46 Always good, always polite.
01:21:49 A good listener.
01:21:52 Your date didn't turn up?
01:21:55 No, another guy showed up.
01:21:58 A complete jerk and I ended up alone.
01:22:02 Don't worry.
01:22:05 It means he didn't deserve you.
01:22:30 Not bad.
01:22:33 Pity you didn't ask if I'm in the mood.
01:22:40 Of course.
01:22:42 I'm not Karol.
01:22:43 Kuba?
01:22:47 Have you ever lied to me?
01:22:52 The answer to that question
01:22:57 Fine.
01:23:00 I'm not gay.
01:23:03 So far so good. What else?
01:23:09 How was I to tell you?
01:23:13 For 2 years nothing else mattered
01:23:16 Tell me what?
01:23:18 - Stop pretending.
01:23:22 That I...
01:23:26 That I...
01:23:29 Jesus, that I...
01:23:32 That I fell in love you, that's what.
01:23:42 Oh no.
01:23:44 I should give you a hiding.
01:23:47 You never gave me a chance.
01:23:49 The most important one in my life.
01:23:54 I'll get Damian a 100 roses.
01:24:02 Damian?
01:24:13 I love you too.
01:24:30 - Look.
01:24:33 You can, you can...
01:25:09 Majka!
01:25:15 The 600 from Majka.
01:25:19 You're the one who poured beer over me.
01:25:23 It still brings a smile to my face.
01:25:28 Hit me if you like. I deserve it.
01:25:32 Do you think I'm here
01:25:46 Congratulations.
01:26:40 - I was blind.
01:26:43 - And deaf.
01:26:46 And stupid.
01:26:49 But I always loved you.
01:26:53 Since we're already friends
01:26:55 the hardest part is behind us.
01:26:57 Only some details remain.
01:27:00 A life together till death us do part,
01:27:04 bringing up 3 kids,
01:27:07 and enduring your mean character.
01:27:12 I love you.
01:27:13 And you don't mind that I'm gay?
01:27:16 Nobody's perfect.
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01:28:02 Photography:
01:28:08 Music:
01:28:22 Cast: