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00:02:21 Crossbow, this is Watchdog.
00:02:25 Roger, Watchdog. Crossbow is on
00:02:33 Roger, we mark you go
00:02:40 Watchdog, this is Crossbow.
00:02:44 Affirmative, Crossbow.
00:02:46 Select electrics to max, vents
00:02:51 -Roger. Crossbow is armed.
00:02:54 We have confirmation.
00:02:57 Moving Target Indicator, engaged.
00:03:00 -Pathfinder on. I'm going on the scope.
00:03:07 Scanner on.
00:03:08 Target locked.
00:03:11 -Roger.
00:03:15 Hold it right there.
00:03:31 The Crossbow Project. There's no
00:03:37 Mission accomplished.
00:03:38 Mission accomplished.
00:03:39 -Outstanding, Crossbow.
00:03:44 Our scientists are
00:03:48 -...into an effective reality.
00:03:53 -Nice weapon, isn't it?
00:03:57 I think there weren't
00:04:00 I have a tape on alternate uses,
00:04:04 ...and B-1 modifications
00:04:07 Does any responsible agency
00:04:11 It's a need-to-know basis.
00:04:14 They do need to know.
00:04:19 Our studies indicate
00:04:23 It's not for war. It's a peacetime
00:04:29 -So it's both immoral and unethical?
00:04:33 -When do we get it?
00:04:35 There is a tiny technical
00:04:40 I don't want problems.
00:04:45 I need a success. I don't need
00:04:50 -Am I making myself clear?
00:04:53 Tell Dr. Hathaway to get on the stick.
00:04:57 -I'm gonna have to push harder.
00:05:02 -Right?
00:05:04 I haven't had
00:05:08 I'm sorry, this is too much.
00:05:11 -I'm gonna ask for a reassignment.
00:05:21 I urge you to stop.
00:05:22 Thanks for your input.
00:05:26 Maybe next time.
00:05:29 Too bad. Used to be a good man.
00:05:32 I'm afraid we're gonna
00:05:40 Liberate? You mean, liquidate?
00:05:44 Let's see that film on blinding
00:06:07 -Could you sign this?
00:06:12 -I just loved your television show.
00:06:19 -What is Mr. Einstein really like?
00:06:25 Dad, laser means light amplification
00:06:31 So this is coherent light.
00:06:33 -Oh, so it talks, right?
00:06:37 -Dr. Hathaway, what a surprise!
00:06:40 Is something wrong with the test
00:06:45 I thought I'd bring
00:06:48 I got word from admissions.
00:06:53 -Wonderful!
00:06:55 Don't shake his head!
00:06:57 -How you doing?
00:06:59 -Nice display here.
00:07:01 It's a flash lamp
00:07:05 As you know, there is interest
00:07:10 This is molecular iodine. This laser
00:07:17 You must be proud.
00:07:18 -Proud?
00:07:20 He's the first student we've
00:07:25 -I bet he's the youngest too.
00:07:29 He cracked under the pressure--
00:07:32 He's 15. There won't be any problem.
00:07:35 Listen, about the scholarship.
00:07:40 No. But by allowing Mitch to progress
00:07:44 ...we give him the chance to fill
00:07:49 We want the best for Mitchie. I saw
00:07:55 -And I've got a question.
00:07:57 -Is that your real hair?
00:08:01 -Tell me, is Mitch adopted?
00:08:04 -It's amazing.
00:08:06 I need something to eat. Come on.
00:08:08 -Bye, Dr. Hathaway.
00:08:13 See you later, honey.
00:08:16 They're okay. Sometimes they
00:08:20 I'm sure about that. Tell me,
00:08:25 -No, I think I intimidate other kids.
00:08:29 Understand, compared to you, most
00:08:35 We're different from most people.
00:08:38 -There you are, doctor!
00:08:43 I've put you on my research team
00:08:48 -...the second time for a freshman.
00:08:53 -You've heard of him?
00:08:56 You'll be working with him. He's
00:09:02 Wow!
00:09:06 -This job will be waiting, Chris.
00:09:10 -We have a physical plant here.
00:09:13 -Absolutely.
00:09:15 And the labs and offices are
00:09:29 Guys!
00:09:32 -Meet Chris Knight. This is Sherry.
00:09:36 -This is Mike Dodd.
00:09:39 -He designed our new Telcom satellite.
00:09:44 Telcom.
00:09:46 The satellite raining debris
00:09:49 Why is that on your head?
00:09:51 If I wear it anywhere else,
00:09:55 I'm sorry. I didn't want you
00:09:59 You know, no fun.
00:10:03 -Pardon me?
00:10:05 It's an infantile response
00:10:08 -You are Chris Knight?
00:10:13 It's a joke! I get it!
00:10:16 I can't help it.
00:10:18 We try to be.
00:10:22 No.
00:10:24 Sherry's gonna show you around. Ask
00:10:30 -I'll see you in my office later.
00:10:33 Take care of him. He's one of
00:10:39 Someday I hope to be two of them.
00:10:44 -You are beautiful.
00:10:46 Did I come off stuffy?
00:10:48 You don't act like
00:10:51 -How many have you met?
00:10:54 -Really?
00:10:57 Professor Hostetler was number six.
00:11:01 Old Professor Hostetler?
00:11:05 He is now.
00:11:14 Hello. I'm looking
00:11:17 Oh, good. I'm so glad
00:11:23 -I don't think so.
00:11:25 -This is Mitch Taylor.
00:11:29 -Yes, sir.
00:11:32 -We expect great things from you.
00:11:36 -A bit of advice.
00:11:40 Always--
00:11:42 Never forget to check
00:11:48 Okay. Thank you.
00:11:52 I better be going. Sorry.
00:11:56 The young people enjoy it
00:12:02 Where's the funeral?
00:12:15 How you doing, sport?
00:12:20 Hey, Bobby, wait up, man!
00:12:25 See if he's in his room.
00:13:05 Hello?
00:13:16 -What kind of place is this?
00:13:19 Would you be prepared
00:13:24 I can't figure out how
00:13:28 I've got it! Nudity!
00:13:32 I was here earlier--
00:13:34 -You didn't straighten up?
00:13:36 Good. All my filth is in alphabetical
00:13:41 What is that?
00:13:43 It's a penis stretcher.
00:13:45 -Wanna try it?
00:13:47 I'm kidding. It's another diversion
00:13:54 I left my bags. Now they're empty.
00:13:57 You see, Mitch, I used to be you.
00:14:03 I've been missing me, so I asked
00:14:09 I put your stuff in the bottom drawer.
00:14:12 I threw out the sports jacket.
00:14:17 Nice reflexes. I'm Chris Knight.
00:14:20 -Oh, no.
00:14:27 Oh, my God! It's heading
00:14:34 Was that a launch problem
00:14:40 -We're falling behind.
00:14:44 Get down!
00:14:46 Are you crazy?
00:14:49 I cannot be seen with you.
00:14:52 But since I'm driving,
00:14:56 He saw me.
00:14:58 The climate has changed. We need a
00:15:04 You can't dictate innovation, Don.
00:15:08 I'll put it another way.
00:15:10 -You know the money for development?
00:15:13 When a project gets cut off, the
00:15:19 I see.
00:15:23 Having a little work done on
00:15:35 What are you looking at?
00:15:38 That's what you get
00:15:41 Get out of here!
00:15:48 -Got it!
00:16:02 Are you two--?
00:16:04 -Hey!
00:16:05 -Put down the sandwiches and go.
00:16:08 -No, Yoda. Yeah, you!
00:16:10 -I don't have any--
00:16:12 -No. Sandwiches.
00:16:15 -What will we eat?
00:16:19 No! I'm Mitch Taylor. I'm a student.
00:16:27 So you're the new stud, are you?
00:16:31 -How do you mean?
00:16:34 -You're 12, right?
00:16:38 Yeah. Can I get you something?
00:16:41 -A balloon?
00:16:46 -Check it over?
00:16:49 -For what?
00:16:51 -He said you guys were stuck.
00:16:57 Okay, when Jerry's not here,
00:17:01 It goes from God to Jerry to me.
00:17:08 Hello, Jerry.
00:17:09 -You don't get to use my first name.
00:17:14 How you doing, Mitch?
00:17:18 -We're on our way.
00:17:20 I want you to take
00:17:24 His ideas are
00:17:28 -So Mitch is in charge of the group.
00:17:32 -You're doing it again.
00:17:35 -Where is Knight?
00:17:40 -Yes?
00:17:43 I said, "You better or you'll be
00:17:48 -Great. You're not stuttering.
00:17:52 Up the voltage.
00:17:54 -I'm sorry he's not here--
00:17:58 Kent decided to start without him.
00:18:01 The yield's insignificant.
00:18:05 -What?
00:18:09 It'll take a week to prepare a new
00:18:13 -Are you sure?
00:18:16 -Excuse me.
00:18:19 -Yeah, Mitch, what is it?
00:18:24 Look.
00:18:31 There.
00:18:32 Well, it seems to be all better now.
00:18:36 Don't touch other people's things!
00:18:39 -Kent, I need you.
00:18:42 What? Do you want me to teach
00:18:46 No, I need you to get copies
00:18:51 So Mitch can check
00:18:54 -My pleasure.
00:18:58 Don't give it a thought.
00:19:00 -Mitch, shall we? On the moment.
00:19:09 Well, I guess it goes from God
00:19:14 ...to the cleaners.
00:19:17 Right, Kent?
00:19:21 Library. Library.... 205.
00:19:37 Welcome to Pacific Tech's
00:19:43 Let's go skating.
00:19:47 Ick, the ice turned out great!
00:19:50 Yeah, it worked, didn't it?
00:19:53 -How did you do it?
00:19:55 I tell you, you tell somebody else,
00:20:02 -Everybody must be skating.
00:20:06 -Moles and trolls.
00:20:09 Moles and trolls. Work.
00:20:12 We plan for weeks and all
00:20:17 I'm sorry, but it's not like me.
00:20:21 We had one entry for the Madame Curie
00:20:26 ...and he was disqualified later.
00:20:31 Let's go! What are you,
00:20:34 -Want a cherry? I grow them myself.
00:20:39 Okay, push once.
00:20:48 Are you okay?
00:20:50 No, not emotionally.
00:20:54 It should have gone further, faster.
00:20:57 The problem is obviously
00:21:01 I'll have to redesign the blades.
00:21:04 But I've got to cut them,
00:21:08 -How long will this last?
00:21:11 That's great. I can do that.
00:21:14 -Okay. What's your name?
00:21:16 Thanks for your help.
00:21:19 You're welcome!
00:21:21 -Who was that?
00:21:22 I'm Jordan. I heard there was
00:21:27 Yes.
00:21:28 -Do you have a bed?
00:21:30 I'd make you one, but you have one.
00:21:35 Bye.
00:21:39 -What's all this?
00:21:43 This is what happens
00:21:46 This is Kent. This is what happens
00:21:52 This should keep you busy.
00:21:54 This with your classes should
00:21:58 That's unfair. And we were gonna
00:22:03 Yeah?
00:22:05 Ha, ha. You're in on this too.
00:22:09 -I'm not saying.
00:22:11 You don't have to.
00:22:16 Really? What is it?
00:22:18 All I can tell you is
00:22:21 Just like you.
00:22:23 -You're degenerates.
00:22:26 -I found you naked with Jell-O!
00:22:29 This is true.
00:22:30 I was hot, and I was hungry. Okay?
00:22:34 I got news for you, Knight.
00:22:36 -You're not first anymore.
00:22:40 -Mitch beat your scores by 20 points.
00:22:44 -You think you're hot stuff, huh?
00:22:48 Maybe you are smarter than me.
00:22:50 But can you do this?
00:23:01 -Ick, what's happening with the ice?
00:23:06 Ick, I'm melting!
00:23:10 -It worked!
00:23:12 -Now if we can keep it from exploding.
00:23:18 Hey, Ick. You're just joking
00:23:23 Ick? It's a joke, right?
00:24:33 Good morning. I saw you come in.
00:24:38 -I made you a sweater.
00:24:41 It's something I do.
00:24:44 I used my brother
00:24:47 I went ahead and made you one,
00:24:51 -Are you peeing?
00:24:54 I never sleep.
00:24:57 She's okay, but she had to transfer.
00:25:03 If you ever need to talk, let me know,
00:25:08 -I will.
00:25:11 -I can't start.
00:25:14 I think so.
00:25:16 -Weird. Well, I have to go.
00:25:20 Bye.
00:25:28 Good morning!
00:25:42 -Chris?
00:25:44 You know, something strange
00:25:48 Was it a dream where you're standing
00:25:53 ...with 1000 naked women screaming
00:25:57 No.
00:25:59 Why am I the only person
00:26:07 Is that liquid nitrogen?
00:26:10 -Coffee?
00:26:18 -What happened?
00:26:23 You've seen him too?
00:26:25 Who is he?
00:26:30 Hollyfeld.
00:26:31 -Why does he go in?
00:26:34 To get my clothes.
00:26:38 Of course not.
00:26:42 Yeah.
00:26:44 Think before you ask.
00:26:47 Twenty points higher and thinks
00:30:13 --Plus y, equals zero.
00:31:08 This is it!
00:33:04 Come on, get out of here! Get!
00:33:07 -You wanted to see me?
00:33:10 Right on time.
00:33:13 -You still run?
00:33:17 -What smells?
00:33:20 -That's popcorn.
00:33:21 Get it away from me. I hate popcorn.
00:33:26 Now I know what to get you
00:33:30 I guess we're moving up
00:33:34 -Very elegant.
00:33:37 -Is this okay, sir?
00:33:41 -Quite a change from the old place.
00:33:44 I want to see
00:33:47 Fine. I'll gain weight.
00:33:49 -You're very funny, Chris.
00:33:55 You can sit.
00:33:58 When I brought you here,
00:34:02 -You were on your way. Then?
00:34:06 -You're disappointing me.
00:34:09 -Look, it's about our deal.
00:34:13 I've advanced your project
00:34:16 Yesterday. What have you done
00:34:20 Well, uh....
00:34:24 I want five megawatts by mid-May.
00:34:29 I think you might be getting obsessive
00:34:36 He's coming along fine.
00:34:40 -So, what do you want?
00:34:44 Look, I don't care
00:34:49 But you're distracting Mitch.
00:34:53 The rules have changed.
00:34:57 Jerry, I think you're forgetting
00:35:03 I'm gone, I'm history.
00:35:06 -I'm graduating.
00:35:11 I have a say about
00:35:15 So you and Mitch will spend
00:35:19 You will solve my power problem
00:35:26 If you think that threatening me
00:35:32 But I'm only saying this
00:35:36 There are decaffeinated brands
00:35:41 I'm not kidding, Chris.
00:35:45 Neither am I, Jerry.
00:35:58 Hi, Mitch.
00:36:00 Do me a favour.
00:36:02 Taste this.
00:36:06 What, too sweet?
00:36:08 -What is it?
00:36:13 Relax, it's just yogurt.
00:36:17 -Mitch, are you all right?
00:36:22 This combination of cyanide is dumb.
00:36:27 Only you know how to use this garbage.
00:36:33 I'll make it up to you.
00:36:38 Let's just take a step back.
00:36:42 No, take a step forward.
00:36:44 Now, take a step back.
00:36:50 -Will you stop? I'm serious.
00:36:54 Let's charge it up.
00:36:57 -I gotta connect the capacitors.
00:37:10 -How you doing?
00:37:14 Okay, just take your time.
00:37:21 What is taking so long?
00:37:23 I'm coming.
00:37:27 Charging.
00:37:29 Shades.
00:37:38 -What are you doing?
00:37:43 It's just the fuse.
00:37:47 I shouldn't have used
00:37:51 But, more importantly,
00:37:57 What'd you do?
00:37:59 -Wait!
00:38:01 You wanted help,
00:38:04 -Beautiful minds.
00:38:08 We're going to work.
00:38:10 This must've taken hours.
00:38:13 Let's find out.
00:38:19 I told you they'd come back on.
00:38:22 -What's this?
00:38:26 -What's it for?
00:38:29 -What?
00:38:36 Like it?
00:38:39 Hey, what's the beam splitter for?
00:38:43 What's the matter?
00:38:51 Come on, let's tan!
00:38:56 One for Mitch.
00:39:10 Come on in,
00:39:15 -Who're the girls?
00:39:19 -They're from a nearby college.
00:39:21 The Wanda Trossler Beauty School.
00:39:25 -They're beauticians?
00:39:27 -I don't know.
00:39:31 I don't see how.
00:39:34 Given the type of guys you are...
00:39:37 ...this may be your only chance
00:39:43 ...to have sex.
00:39:45 Think about it.
00:40:17 Destiny!
00:40:25 Don't you know that eating that
00:40:30 Oh, my God.
00:40:46 Don't think I don't
00:40:46 Don't think I don't
00:40:49 -The day's only so long.
00:40:54 Pushing me doesn't help.
00:40:57 Start showing results
00:41:02 -Oh, really?
00:41:05 I'm the best.
00:41:10 How dare you try this.
00:41:13 This conversation is in
00:41:16 -Son of a bitch.
00:41:22 Welcome to Everything,
00:41:26 Funded by a grant from
00:41:31 Hi, I'm Jerry Hathaway,
00:41:36 Tonight, we'll look at something
00:41:42 The colon.
00:41:47 Get out of there.
00:41:49 -Kent!
00:41:51 -You're in front of the teleprompter.
00:41:57 -We need to talk.
00:42:00 -Yes, but there's more.
00:42:03 No, that came out.
00:42:07 With girls.
00:42:11 -I want you to show me.
00:42:53 -Hi, are you busy?
00:42:57 Wanna help test my rebreather?
00:43:01 Sure!
00:43:09 It's a simple principle.
00:43:13 It lets CO2 out and O2 back in,
00:43:19 -How come you're not--?
00:43:23 No, partying.
00:43:25 Because I'm 19 and I'm brilliant
00:43:29 Guys are afraid.
00:43:34 I think you're very nice.
00:43:40 I think you're nice too.
00:43:46 Do you want to try this?
00:43:55 -It's lighter in the water.
00:44:11 Taylor!
00:44:19 -Why aren't you in the lab?
00:44:22 You're here to work,
00:44:25 -I got delayed.
00:44:28 -You both make me sick.
00:44:33 I took a chance recommending you.
00:44:39 I hope you're proud of yourself.
00:44:47 -Dr. Hathaway?
00:44:50 Are you wearing makeup?
00:44:54 What?
00:45:28 I need one more course
00:45:45 I'd like to make a collect call
00:45:50 -Come on, come on.
00:45:54 I got a great idea.
00:45:57 -What?
00:45:58 Mom, I....
00:46:04 I want to come home.
00:46:14 -Are you there?
00:46:18 I don't like it here.
00:46:23 You rented out my room?!
00:46:26 Mr. Echevarria, the plumber.
00:46:42 -Where were you last night?
00:46:50 Jordan said that Hathaway was mad.
00:46:58 Let me hold that thought
00:47:07 -Are you there?
00:47:11 I don't like it here.
00:47:15 It's not for you to like,
00:47:18 -You're 15 years old.
00:47:22 -You want to live with me and Daddy?
00:47:27 -I'll go back to high school.
00:47:32 -Mom, to who?
00:47:35 We can share it.
00:47:40 -That doesn't sound like my soldier.
00:47:47 -Hi, Dad.
00:47:50 -I'm sorry.
00:47:54 -I'm a kid.
00:48:21 If you wanna leave, go ahead.
00:48:26 But you're gonna miss the fun.
00:48:30 What fun?
00:48:31 Ick's releasing a new virus
00:48:35 -The other night I needed your help.
00:48:40 Being snubbed by beauticians
00:48:44 Student beauticians.
00:48:47 I thought this place was different.
00:48:52 In high school,
00:48:55 Teachers hated me
00:48:58 Students hated me because
00:49:02 I was just like you.
00:49:04 I had white shirts and Hush Puppies
00:49:08 Girls never talked to me.
00:49:11 When I got here, for
00:49:16 -You?
00:49:18 One night, sitting right here,
00:49:22 -What?
00:49:25 -The guy in the closet?
00:49:30 I followed him into the closet,
00:49:34 There I saw the most disgusting thing
00:49:38 -What?
00:49:42 -So?
00:49:45 -You did?
00:49:47 He was a stud around here in the '70s.
00:49:53 What happened?
00:49:55 He cracked, severely.
00:49:58 -Why?
00:50:01 -What's wrong with that?
00:50:05 He loved problems,
00:50:09 But he thought that the answers
00:50:15 All science,
00:50:17 One day, someone told him
00:50:24 So, what?
00:50:27 -Yeah.
00:50:29 You are,
00:50:33 You don't need to run away.
00:50:35 When you're smart,
00:50:39 You can use your mind creatively.
00:50:43 -I noticed you don't study hard.
00:50:50 Yeah, but if I stay,
00:50:55 First, get even with Kent.
00:51:02 -Yeah.
00:51:07 Now, you try it.
00:51:11 -Now, let's unpack.
00:51:35 That's what makes Darlington
00:51:38 -But Knight's got it locked.
00:51:48 Come on, you guys.
00:51:59 -Kent's name is on his plates.
00:52:03 You have license plates
00:52:22 Hey, Kent.
00:52:25 That's your car.
00:52:27 -You're not supposed to park on campus.
00:52:33 -You've gone too far.
00:52:37 You, huh?
00:52:40 Dr. Hathaway's gonna hear about this.
00:52:45 "Rue the day"?
00:53:01 Wow. Hello.
00:53:04 Hi.
00:53:13 Jerry asked me to drop by.
00:53:17 -What?
00:53:20 -You here for the meeting?
00:53:23 -I don't know.
00:53:26 -Look, I'm just waiting.
00:53:30 If you can't do it,
00:53:34 -I have a timetable.
00:53:39 Remember, you work for me.
00:53:42 -Crystal clear.
00:53:46 -I'll be with you in a moment.
00:53:51 I guess this is goodbye. I'm sorry
00:53:59 Have you ever
00:54:03 -She's my daughter.
00:54:08 -Coming, Don?
00:54:12 If there's ever anything
00:54:16 ...or to you,
00:54:20 -Can you hammer a nail with your penis?
00:54:24 A girl's gotta have her standards.
00:54:31 -Smart girl.
00:54:33 -You said come over.
00:54:38 Take off your shoes.
00:54:40 -What's up, doc?
00:54:43 -Who were they?
00:54:46 -Interesting way to start.
00:54:50 -You gave me the job.
00:54:54 -I'll pass your exam.
00:54:58 -Why don't you leave right now?
00:55:03 -The work I've done merits a degree.
00:55:11 -You can't do this.
00:55:16 You'll never work in this field.
00:55:19 -You unbelievable bastard.
00:55:47 What're you doing?
00:55:52 I was thinking of the immortal
00:55:59 "I drank what?"
00:56:02 Is there something wrong?
00:56:04 Hathaway is going
00:56:09 -Why?
00:56:13 -What are you gonna do?
00:56:17 You can't!
00:56:21 Thank you, Mitch.
00:56:28 You just can't leave.
00:56:37 You can't quit.
00:56:39 If for no other reason than
00:56:44 That would be nice.
00:56:48 -Finish what you start.
00:56:52 You know that.
00:56:54 That's right, Mitch.
00:57:02 You've got to get even
00:57:05 It's a moral imperative.
00:57:10 That's a good point.
01:00:29 Vito, not again.
01:00:42 Why don't you get some sleep.
01:00:45 It's not like we're driving or
01:00:54 Hey, Lazlo.
01:00:58 Lazlo?
01:01:03 That's me.
01:01:07 I've been watching you.
01:01:11 Thanks.
01:01:14 I thought I'd help, so I found
01:01:21 ...on every final he's given.
01:01:23 Gee, I didn't get you anything.
01:01:27 Are those they?
01:01:30 No.
01:01:32 These are sweepstakes entries.
01:01:35 Enter as often as you want,
01:01:38 That's great!
01:01:42 Well, this batch makes it 1,650,000.
01:01:47 I should win 32.6% of the prizes,
01:01:51 That takes the fun out of it,
01:01:55 They set up the rules, and I realized
01:02:01 So.
01:02:03 Where are the questions?
01:02:06 I memorized them.
01:02:09 Sure.
01:02:16 I gotta go to sleep.
01:02:19 Did you wanna borrow my pajamas?
01:02:21 No, thanks.
01:02:27 -Hey, he's a pretty smart kid.
01:02:31 He'll grow five inches
01:02:40 -Mitch?
01:02:47 Mitch Taylor?
01:02:50 Who....
01:02:52 My name is Sherry Nugil.
01:02:57 -For what?
01:03:00 -For what?
01:03:17 Come in!
01:03:21 Hi, Mitch!
01:03:26 Could you turn that off a second?!
01:03:32 How come you're so sweaty?
01:03:34 I came back from helping Chris,
01:03:41 -Pardon?
01:03:47 Well, she wanted to....
01:03:51 -How can I say this?
01:03:55 -Yeah.
01:03:57 -No. That's what was unbelievable.
01:04:03 I stopped her.
01:04:06 Why?
01:04:09 Because I really did want to.
01:04:15 I wanted to,
01:04:22 Oh.
01:04:39 -This is my class hour!
01:04:42 -What are you doing here?
01:04:48 Decker is dangerous!
01:04:51 -Coming.
01:04:54 He wants it
01:04:57 Now you listen to me!
01:05:00 I have exams! I'm doing what I can,
01:05:06 That should just about do the trick,
01:05:11 -Let's go, girls.
01:05:14 It's a figure of speech.
01:05:19 I guess, since Hathaway's
01:05:24 You coming, buddy boy?
01:05:27 I'll catch up.
01:05:30 I don't think that's gonna
01:05:40 Buddy boy.
01:05:46 Let's see how funny you think this is.
01:05:54 Buddy boy.
01:06:05 All right, we--
01:06:12 We have exactly three hours.
01:06:15 And remember,
01:06:19 It'll be apparent how many of you
01:06:25 Take one,
01:06:28 Good luck, buddy boy.
01:06:30 Can I name my first child after you?
01:08:10 No. No!
01:08:13 No!
01:08:28 My condolences on your meltdown.
01:08:32 What meltdown, Kent?
01:08:36 I'm not saying that you had one,
01:08:41 But just in case you do.
01:08:44 -You slime.
01:08:47 Didn't anyone ever tell you
01:09:31 I can do it!
01:09:35 Ice is nice!
01:09:38 -Lazlo, buddy! Seen Mitch?
01:09:42 He's not in there.
01:09:44 -How'd you do?
01:09:48 Well, then I'm happy and sad for you.
01:09:51 Gotta find Mitch.
01:09:54 He's not in the toilet.
01:09:56 I'll freeze it and get
01:10:01 Because it's gonna be frozen.
01:10:05 Bye!
01:10:06 Hey, man!
01:10:09 Hey, Lazlo!
01:10:14 It can be done!
01:10:22 Mitch!
01:10:26 Hey, you jerk!
01:10:28 I'm very sorry.
01:10:31 I don't have one.
01:10:52 How's it going, Jerry?
01:10:55 What do you want?
01:10:56 World peace,
01:11:00 -Get out!
01:11:03 -I'm not interested.
01:11:06 Susan.
01:11:15 I solved the power problem, Jerry.
01:11:20 -Jerry?
01:11:25 So you'll hammer later.
01:11:33 We were working
01:11:37 Well, earlier today,
01:11:41 But that's just what we needed
01:11:46 Right, Kent?
01:11:48 Needless to say,
01:11:52 In the midst of my preparations
01:11:56 ...it came to me.
01:11:58 It's possible to synthesize
01:12:02 -Excimers, frozen in an excited state.
01:12:08 It's a chemical laser,
01:12:11 Put simply, in deference to Kent,
01:12:16 We couple it to a state that is
01:12:22 Extracting 10-to-the-21st
01:12:28 ...will give 1 kilojoule per cubic
01:12:33 Hotter than the sun.
01:12:35 -It's small.
01:12:37 We only have the one sample...
01:12:40 ...and it's going to destroy itself
01:12:48 But everything will be fine.
01:12:51 -Right, Mitch?
01:12:52 This is a complete waste of time.
01:12:55 Kent, put the target
01:13:08 Okay, come behind the shield.
01:13:19 Okay, Mr. Taylor.
01:13:26 Ready? Laser on!
01:13:36 All right!
01:13:41 Look at this!
01:13:47 Wow!
01:13:52 -Sorry about the window.
01:14:00 You did it.
01:14:01 I did my part too.
01:14:03 You graduate.
01:14:06 What? You can't!
01:14:10 I've done everything
01:14:16 I teach your classes for you!
01:14:19 -I get your laundry!
01:14:23 I mounted the optics
01:14:29 Look!
01:14:34 Wait. Wait.
01:14:37 -Let's celebrate!
01:14:42 You see anything unusual
01:14:49 -My glasses!
01:14:52 -There is a complete hole.
01:14:56 Look.
01:15:11 Let's get a burger.
01:15:13 -Let's go!
01:15:23 This place is wild.
01:15:27 -Do you see that?
01:15:31 -Am I gonna meet your parents?
01:15:34 -Why? Are you ashamed of me?
01:15:40 Remember the right people
01:15:43 -I'd like to thank my fish.
01:15:46 -And Mr. Ikagami!
01:15:54 What are you saying?
01:15:56 Lazlo!
01:16:07 I'm glad you came out.
01:16:11 I've been thinking about
01:16:14 -You've increased it to 6 megawatts.
01:16:21 -What would you use it for?
01:16:25 It can do anything.
01:16:27 No. The beam would last for what,
01:16:31 -What good is that?
01:16:36 Let the engineers figure that out.
01:16:40 Maybe it already has a use...
01:16:42 ...for which it's designed.
01:16:45 Hathaway has something in mind?
01:16:48 Look at the facts.
01:16:52 ...limited firing time,
01:16:56 With a tracking system
01:16:59 ...you could vaporize
01:17:04 This is not good.
01:17:14 No!
01:17:16 What happened?
01:17:22 Oh, no.
01:17:25 -Chris.
01:17:32 -They took everything.
01:17:39 How could you build that mirror?!
01:17:50 He lied to us.
01:17:53 It's easy to lie to you, Mitch.
01:17:57 You trust people.
01:17:59 I'm a cynic.
01:18:03 I'm such an asshole.
01:18:06 I understand how you feel.
01:18:10 But we need to find out
01:18:13 Kent.
01:18:22 Shh, you guys!
01:18:44 -We'll have two minutes.
01:18:53 -Hi.
01:19:14 Okay, open his mouth.
01:19:18 Bulldogs.
01:19:22 And transceiver.
01:19:24 And tweezers.
01:19:28 The braces gave me the idea.
01:19:31 Perfect antennae.
01:19:35 It's about time someone
01:19:45 Kent?
01:19:47 Kent.
01:19:54 -Kent.
01:19:56 I'm talking to you, Kent.
01:20:00 -What is this?
01:20:04 -No.
01:20:08 Well, I'm not asleep.
01:20:12 -I must be overworked.
01:20:16 Well, I'm not insane!
01:20:20 -Or am I?
01:20:23 But we are having a conversation.
01:20:30 -Okay, who is this?
01:20:34 And you've been a very naughty boy!
01:20:40 All right, who is this?
01:20:43 -Cut the crap. You built a weapon.
01:20:47 What do you think a secret phase
01:20:53 A big mirror makes a big beam.
01:21:00 I guess it could be.
01:21:02 Where's the laser now?
01:21:05 I overheard Jerry mention something
01:21:12 But I don't know where.
01:21:18 -What?
01:21:21 I want you to think about
01:21:26 And from now on...
01:21:27 ...stop playing with yourself!
01:21:35 It is God.
01:21:37 Now what?
01:21:42 Phase two.
01:21:46 What is it with you?
01:23:30 What's that?
01:23:32 -These military are so untrusting.
01:23:37 -We will. It'll just take six hours.
01:23:42 How do these look?
01:23:45 Mine looks like him,
01:23:49 Great, I hope.
01:23:50 -What if they don't work?
01:23:59 I.D.?
01:24:04 -Show these to the next guard.
01:24:19 I.D.s?
01:24:21 Can you snap it up?
01:24:27 -Are you crazy?
01:24:32 You're not on the list.
01:24:34 Yeah, that's because we're classified.
01:24:40 Security.
01:24:43 Aren't you young for technicians?
01:24:46 Lasers are a young science.
01:24:48 There, I said it.
01:24:52 -I'll call the duty officer.
01:25:02 Make that call, and it's our jobs.
01:25:07 Give us a break. Someday you'll
01:25:12 Yeah.
01:25:19 We're dead.
01:25:25 -All right!
01:25:29 Absolutely, sir.
01:25:33 Yes, sir.
01:25:37 Look for anything
01:25:43 Mitch, come here.
01:25:46 My God.
01:25:52 Come on.
01:26:22 -Communication link?
01:26:24 Diagnostics seem okay.
01:26:28 Sixty-five degrees, nineteen minutes.
01:26:38 All systems go.
01:26:48 What!?
01:27:19 This little polynomial will
01:27:26 Where are they?
01:27:32 We've got a connection!
01:27:44 -Abbott to Costello.
01:27:46 -We've got the goodies.
01:27:51 Roger, we're sending.
01:28:01 What is it?
01:28:06 Oh, nothing.
01:28:10 You didn't think we'd
01:28:13 Yes, I did, because
01:28:18 But if you want to crawl
01:28:22 ...that's fine too.
01:28:26 -Attention!
01:28:28 -Superior officer in the room!
01:28:31 We're ready for the final
01:28:47 All clear.
01:28:49 I'm replacing the PROM
01:28:58 Okay, shoot.
01:29:04 May I have the coordinates, please?
01:29:08 34 degrees, 10 minutes.
01:29:14 119 degrees, 7 minutes....
01:29:24 Right this way.
01:29:28 I'm gonna check the stairs.
01:29:42 Hathaway's coming!
01:29:44 Mitch has told me that
01:29:48 -What now?
01:29:51 I don't work well under pressure.
01:29:57 Watch your head there.
01:30:05 I hope that works.
01:30:06 Okay, Chris, I mean, Abbott.
01:30:10 They're gone!
01:30:13 -Okay. Fine.
01:30:17 Dr. Goy can answer
01:30:21 Is there any problem
01:30:24 No, the fuel is frozen
01:30:31 The beauty of this system is....
01:30:35 -Is everything all right here?
01:30:45 I think that
01:30:49 Shall we take our exit?
01:30:59 -Okay, they're gone.
01:31:02 Nothing like borrowing a B-1,
01:31:13 What is it?
01:31:15 Nothing.
01:31:23 Diagnosis of schizophrenia
01:31:29 Hi, Kent.
01:31:32 Oh, I thought you'd gone.
01:31:36 Not yet.
01:31:40 Yes. I mean, no!
01:31:44 Good.
01:31:47 Dad, you know, God,
01:31:52 Why?
01:31:54 I've learned not to ask.
01:31:57 He says to wait in front of
01:32:01 ...at 639 lvy Crest Drive,
01:32:09 Ivy Crest?
01:32:10 Wait there and you shall receive
01:32:16 Well, why not?
01:32:21 Hello?
01:32:23 Hello, Jesus?
01:32:30 He hung up.
01:32:47 Crossbow One, radar contact,
01:32:51 Maintain flight level 6-5-0.
01:32:55 Roger. Steer 0-2-5 out of five thousand
01:33:25 They're here.
01:33:30 Mr. Knight, why is it that I am
01:33:37 I suppose you have an explanation
01:33:43 First, let me compliment you
01:33:48 Particularly your slippers.
01:33:52 Yes, well, Philomena likes them.
01:33:56 Hey, guys!
01:33:59 Good morning.
01:34:03 Congressman Doogan.
01:34:06 I was told there was a situation
01:34:18 The weapon is controlled from
01:34:23 This is an exact duplicate
01:34:26 The accuracy will be as exact.
01:34:29 -We are nearing the target.
01:34:43 -Those are serious accusations.
01:34:47 If it's true,
01:34:51 We can accommodate you
01:34:54 Duck.
01:34:58 Congressman?
01:35:42 Now, listen to me, Jesus.
01:35:46 This is Jerry's house,
01:35:51 If you don't answer me,
01:35:58 -So I'm going.
01:36:01 -Get away!
01:36:10 Target locked.
01:36:14 Nine.
01:36:17 Eight.
01:36:23 -Kent!
01:36:39 Okay, God!
01:37:28 Popcorn!
01:37:52 I don't understand.
01:37:54 Yes, but there's a problem.
01:37:56 -It's not shutting down.
01:38:00 -What's the problem?
01:38:04 Kent!
01:38:26 Kent.
01:38:35 -Kent, you okay?
01:38:52 Something is very wrong.
01:38:54 Out!
01:38:57 Unlock the bird's-eye.
01:39:00 Unlocked.
01:39:02 I'm tracking where the shot went.
01:39:15 Oh, no.
01:39:19 -My house.
01:39:30 All right!
01:39:56 It's Hollyfeld in a Winnebago!
01:39:57 It's Hollyfeld in a Winnebago!
01:40:04 Lazlo, buddy!
01:40:08 I think we used too much.
01:40:12 -I'm sorry you missed it.
01:40:15 -Why?
01:40:18 -To whom?
01:40:22 Oh, yeah. I won,
01:40:26 I'll figure it out.
01:40:30 Sherry?
01:40:38 Isn't it great?
01:40:42 I've been looking for him
01:40:51 -What can I say? She loves me.
01:40:58 -You'll have to come and visit us.
01:41:01 I have a little
01:41:05 Yeah, it's getting
01:41:09 -Bye.
01:41:27 -Is it getting too weird around here?
01:41:30 -I didn't notice.