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00:00:32 "What's New in Love"
00:00:41 Every fucking morning.
00:00:43 - I heard that.
00:00:45 - Yes I did.
00:00:48 Hey, Sandy, what the hell.
00:00:51 - Mom!
00:00:54 - Good luck in your test.
00:01:00 - [Mumbles], Mom.
00:01:02 Have a great day.
00:01:07 Powerful Frank can learn.
00:01:10 Sorry.
00:01:12 Don't forget to bring the DVD
00:01:14 I told Lizzie she's not bringing it
00:01:17 - Do I ever forget anything?
00:01:23 Go!
00:02:23 Welcome to the Frank Magic Jr.
00:02:27 - We have many famous guests.
00:02:34 Cute.
00:03:06 Yeah, that's it.
00:03:10 Oh, Molly, Molly.
00:03:12 Molly Foster?!
00:03:14 You're a magician.
00:03:19 Doing Sandy a nice favor.
00:03:29 Molly. Yes, Molly.
00:03:32 Oh, my God!
00:03:39 Mom I don't understand why
00:03:43 The city is the center of everything honey
00:03:47 Dad said that only minority ventured
00:03:52 And now we do too.
00:04:12 Are we gonna meet any transvestite?
00:04:14 What is transvestite?
00:04:15 It is a person who has a penis
00:04:18 That's not what it is.
00:04:20 Okay, guys, it's the place.
00:04:24 I really have to pee.
00:04:26 Can you hold it a little longer?
00:04:29 Welcome to New York City.
00:04:30 We're only here because
00:04:33 stop smiling or
00:04:35 - Sadie.
00:04:37 It's fairly typical behavior for
00:04:40 How about taking the bags?
00:04:42 Mommy, check this out! We're
00:04:46 Oh God!
00:04:52 You can't move around for
00:04:55 It's only been three weeks, mom.
00:04:58 Oh, such a smart girl.
00:05:00 She never graduated college,
00:05:04 But the French, she spoke it so beautiful.
00:05:07 She was from there.
00:05:09 She was a Finklestein,
00:05:13 Anyway, I spoke to your cousin Lou,
00:05:16 Women's Center, where she used to work,
00:05:19 I have a job,
00:05:21 Oh, it's depressing and
00:05:23 ...for crying out loud.
00:05:24 You'll finally put that Ladies Studies
00:05:28 It's a minor, Dad
00:05:31 BA from Stanford
00:05:35 You do realize that it's
00:05:39 I've been raising two kids, and
00:05:44 I'm divorced.
00:05:47 And I'm sure I'll be good at this
00:05:53 I love sports,
00:05:58 You see, once the kids were born
00:06:03 Coz you know, babies
00:06:08 Maybe you don't know.
00:06:11 Anyway, eventually they went to school
00:06:15 and I started having
00:06:18 And compiled these
00:06:21 and made up this graphing system.
00:06:24 Yeah, hmm.
00:06:41 How?
00:06:42 It's time, and a great
00:06:47 Aram Finklestein, that's
00:06:58 What are your feelings
00:07:01 Are you kidding?
00:07:04 Recently I was planning on spending the rest
00:07:10 Not that I wanted to spend it
00:07:15 One experience with a woman,
00:07:20 kinda took away my faith in love,
00:07:28 Aram, I know you took some Women's studies
00:07:32 But other than that,
00:07:35 that you think might have prepared you
00:07:41 I used to buy
00:07:46 You will fit in perfectly, yes.
00:07:52 I have met my soul mate.
00:07:55 You met a really hot French girl
00:07:59 - She was so...
00:08:01 - She wasn't that.
00:08:03 It was something else. She needed me.
00:08:06 Yes, to get a green card.
00:08:08 There's gotta be more meaning
00:08:11 You know living at your parents' place
00:08:14 ...grab a life by the balls you know.
00:08:16 I'm saving up.
00:08:18 I hate to tell you this but...
00:08:24 And your hot French wife
00:08:26 Stop it.
00:08:28 Can I get you something?
00:08:30 Yeah, this ad says...
00:08:33 Yet, ours have a...
00:08:35 Which I would be happy to show you.
00:08:40 - Sure.
00:08:44 I'm Mitchell, and this right here is Aram.
00:08:46 He's trying to
00:08:49 He also is a wonderful babysitter
00:08:54 Just a break of the apartment.
00:08:56 - Hey, little guys.
00:08:58 I want my room.
00:08:59 How many more apartment
00:09:07 - I got an apartment.
00:09:11 It's not great, but my husband
00:09:14 How are you so well adjusted?
00:09:17 All those years with the PTA,
00:09:20 How's the job search?
00:09:22 I got one, fact check for SNN.
00:09:24 You are unbelievable,
00:09:27 You know everyone says
00:09:31 I feel good.
00:09:33 No residual or anything?
00:09:35 This is the best thing
00:09:38 Trapped in some suburban hell, same thing
00:09:40 day after day like a
00:09:43 Up on your feet, let's ride to happiness.
00:09:44 All you need now to
00:09:48 Oh no, that's one thing
00:09:50 Look I don't expect you
00:09:54 This guy?
00:09:57 A chiropractor, who fixed me up with
00:10:00 Anyway, he smells great, and went
00:10:04 - Where?
00:10:06 That's not Ivy League.
00:10:07 Well, he's in great shape,
00:10:10 And I already told him all about you.
00:10:11 Wait, I think that's the kid
00:10:14 The one that tried to kiss you?
00:10:16 No, he just works
00:10:19 - Too bad, he's cute.
00:10:21 Nice ass, Coffee boy.
00:10:29 Just go out with my
00:10:31 maybe screw him, you know,
00:10:38 Why are you here?
00:10:41 I came to see you.
00:11:08 Have fun.
00:11:10 There's this huge kid,
00:11:14 He sat at me at gym class,
00:11:16 and told me
00:11:18 Frankie, that is terrible,
00:11:21 it's Pablo.
00:11:24 - So, listen...
00:11:26 - What?
00:11:29 is always something strange.
00:11:31 It's not weird, it's just that I'm
00:11:34 I don't know, what I really want to but I,
00:11:36 I think it will be a positive step for me..
00:11:40 But I just wanted to see how
00:11:42 Are you gonna have sex with them?
00:11:44 That's an inappropiate question..
00:11:51 Hey guys, you know,
00:11:56 we're gonna have to learn to deal
00:11:59 So just stick with me and be polite.
00:12:08 - Hello
00:12:13 Thanks you for coming in
00:12:15 I won't normally put you on
00:12:17 without some training,
00:12:20 Whatever I can do to help.
00:12:21 Ok, great,
00:12:23 And then meet me at the activities room.
00:12:24 - A suit?
00:12:27 Now try to hurry, self-defense class
00:12:31 Mommy, why do you have to do this?
00:12:33 Because now that we live in New York
00:12:37 and we need to know
00:12:39 Like the man with the penis?
00:12:43 So you're walking down the street,
00:12:48 hey, sweet lips, I like that ass.
00:12:51 Hey mommy, why don't you come over here,
00:12:55 Hey, kid, how would like
00:12:59 - Yes, sure. - No, you don't kid,
00:13:03 Self-preservation in
00:13:07 That's what you will learn in here.
00:13:10 Let's meet our perfetrator.
00:13:16 Hi
00:13:22 No words perf
00:13:25 Begin scenario eight.
00:13:37 Hey, sweet lips.
00:13:41 Scenario 3.
00:13:46 Hey, baby, that should be illegal.
00:13:56 5.
00:13:58 Mrs. Sanchez, it appears you have
00:14:05 and an unbelievable set of tits.
00:14:13 For our last exercise,
00:14:16 what I call, "Ocean of anger. "
00:14:20 Hold on, because we are about to go deep.
00:14:23 All of us as
00:14:26 a reservoir of resentment and anger.
00:14:29 And these reservoirs put together
00:14:33 and this ocean is available
00:14:38 It holds the collective power
00:14:42 who has ever been wronged
00:14:47 being underpaid for a
00:14:52 ancestor who was a slave.
00:14:56 Or rice picker, or simply
00:15:01 lowman on the totem pole.
00:15:03 A husband who has wronged you,
00:15:09 or you, or you, or you.
00:15:12 - I'm a lesbian.
00:15:16 All of this anger is present
00:15:22 I need a volunteer.
00:15:27 Mom!
00:15:30 Don't!
00:15:37 You are going to call upon this history
00:15:41 and unleash the ocean of anger on our perf.
00:15:45 May I, just need a quick bathroom break?
00:15:48 Zip it, perf.
00:15:52 - Zip it, perf.
00:16:07 Zip it, perf.
00:16:08 Now tell him what
00:16:21 Dirty little fucking scumbag.
00:16:24 take your disease riddled whore
00:16:28 for all eternity,
00:16:30 May the devil burn you,
00:16:32 with hot jagged metal,
00:16:35 and suffocate you with mountain fury.
00:16:40 Now, unleash!.
00:16:46 Oh my God.
00:16:48 Is there a safe word I should be aware of?
00:17:02 Time out.
00:17:12 My life was never gonna be this way
00:17:29 It's okay.
00:17:39 I know you.
00:17:42 I don't see how getting beat up
00:17:44 is getting you any closer
00:17:46 I'm helping people,
00:17:50 Not like an actor.
00:17:52 Buddy, I reflect life back unto itself, ok?
00:17:57 Thereby, taking mirror,
00:18:06 - Look at you.
00:18:09 My mom was sorry she beat you up so bad.
00:18:12 Thank you, Frankie.
00:18:13 Don't worry about it,
00:18:16 I've been going through a lot...
00:18:17 - Can I get a blueberry muffin...?
00:18:20 I've been going through a lot recently.
00:18:22 I didn't realize
00:18:23 - Don't worry about it.
00:18:25 - I pick it up.
00:18:28 If palm gets squezzed into it,
00:18:30 I was wondering
00:18:34 to babysit.
00:18:36 If it still holds, that is.
00:18:38 I don't really... I mean, I haven't
00:18:41 I figured since they.
00:18:43 You must be trustworthy.
00:18:47 I guess I could pop upstairs
00:18:52 Would Thursday work?
00:18:54 - She has a date.
00:18:59 Where do you learn this stuff?
00:19:01 Olivia at school taught me, she's
00:19:06 What ever happened to kickball.
00:19:09 Would 7 o'clock be okay?
00:19:13 Oh, great.
00:19:19 There are times when the lost
00:19:23 and other times when the lost
00:19:27 Very well said Rabbi.
00:19:28 Not that he's a bad little boy.
00:19:30 Just misguided,
00:19:33 Are you talking about me? I only hang out
00:19:37 The battles are not only fought on
00:19:40 ...but also in the soul.
00:19:42 My soul is fine. Great.
00:19:44 What does his future hold?
00:19:46 Mom, he's not a palm reader.
00:19:48 A new job is in order.
00:19:52 Luckily, my cousin is a head hunter
00:19:57 Yes
00:19:58 Kids, your babysitter's here.
00:20:02 Sadie usually goes to bed
00:20:04 but due to her unscheduled
00:20:07 she'll be going to bed the same time.
00:20:10 Are you sure I should be staying with
00:20:19 This was her surgery.
00:20:22 I told you it was dead
00:20:24 Yes, but I highly doubt
00:20:27 - I hate you.
00:20:30 For half an hour.
00:20:34 - You're gonna be okay, right?
00:20:36 Truth is,
00:20:39 it's just my friend, she's kinda
00:20:42 forcing me. Things we need to get with.
00:20:47 Release some tensión.
00:20:51 Do I look okay? Everything's in order.
00:20:55 It seems to be.
00:21:01 - Goodbye, Frankie.
00:21:09 - Hey Frank.
00:21:12 He also had some,
00:21:18 So what did you do?
00:21:20 I went right home and
00:21:23 - Your skeleton?
00:21:27 I have this bone replica skeleton,
00:21:30 ...keep it the house
00:21:33 This way I can put it in
00:21:35 ...see how they affect his bone structure.
00:21:37 - It's a him?
00:21:40 Thought it would be weird if it was a her.
00:21:42 That way people might think
00:21:46 and it might actually drive away
00:21:50 I'm a mom.
00:21:53 Why did I say that?
00:21:55 It's okay, it's alright, I know. It's true.
00:21:57 You are a mom.
00:22:02 You have excellent posture.
00:22:18 Excuse me for just a second.
00:22:37 You haven't told me much about yourself.
00:22:39 My God.
00:22:46 - Hello
00:22:49 I thought I'd lost you for a second.
00:22:57 No, I grew up just outside
00:23:01 That's a great town.
00:23:07 Do you have any hobby?
00:23:11 Just take care of my kids.
00:23:13 No, no, that's not,
00:23:16 a hobby.
00:23:22 I used to like to windsurf.
00:23:24 Longboard? Shortboard?
00:23:28 Lake, mostly lake.
00:23:31 I competed when I was younger.
00:23:41 Competed in windsurfing,
00:23:45 So?
00:23:47 You.. like the beautiful you, you
00:23:52 You are fascinating.
00:24:00 What's your normal job?
00:24:02 - I work at the coffee shop.
00:24:05 It was my real job.
00:24:06 but you are in the blowup suit too.
00:24:08 That was just once, I quit there.
00:24:11 - Didn't you go to college?
00:24:13 I hope I'll have a real job
00:24:17 Knockout!.
00:24:19 The Pablo man had knocked you out.
00:24:22 So are we gonna have
00:24:23 ...you're gonna be
00:24:25 Hey guys, it's me.
00:24:27 I don't know why you're not picking up,
00:24:35 Yeah, ok, bye.
00:24:38 Worried about the kids, huh
00:24:47 My new babysitter
00:24:50 I know exactly what you need.
00:24:55 See, we all hold our
00:24:59 For you, it's in your shoulders,
00:25:03 and just a little bit in your ass.
00:25:08 There's much experience as I have...
00:25:11 can tell just by the way
00:25:20 and even by the way they smile.
00:25:30 No charge.
00:25:38 This thing got my arm.
00:25:42 I'm running through the forest.
00:25:46 Leave me one arm,
00:25:51 I'll get claustrophobic wearing
00:25:54 You couldn't even wear
00:25:56 That's because it was hot
00:25:59 - That was your breath, retard.
00:26:00 - Actually...
00:26:02 It's 11 o'clock.
00:26:04 Gotta to get you to bed
00:26:09 - How about the "Exorcist".
00:26:11 I don't feel so good.
00:26:12 I might throw up.
00:26:16 This chocolate bar is bigger than you
00:26:17 If you're gonna throw up, can't we do it
00:26:20 I always throw up when mentioning
00:26:23 I love throw ups.
00:26:25 - Eew, you love to eat throw up?
00:26:27 What?
00:26:28 You're gonna freak him out
00:26:31 You know actually I feels sick.., Frankie?
00:26:33 - That was nice, listen
00:26:35 Eating a raw skinned pigeon
00:26:39 just chewing on those intestines
00:26:43 Okay, off to bed, c'mon... - Yummy
00:26:52 Touch my cock.
00:26:56 Stop the car.
00:27:03 - You have a problem.
00:27:20 Thanks for offering.
00:27:24 I'd love to tell you.
00:27:29 In a taxi. It seems like the perfect place.
00:27:39 Hobby
00:27:48 Home making.
00:27:55 How could this happen to me?
00:28:00 How could I have floated so far
00:28:04 off the path I thought I was on?
00:28:08 I just thought maybe
00:28:13 it would be some meaning to my life.
00:28:21 I'm not making any sense.
00:28:33 Maybe you'll come back again
00:28:37 Cause I think the kids could really
00:28:43 Shit.
00:28:47 I have no fucking money.
00:28:53 Can I pay you tomorrow?
00:28:56 It's no problem.
00:29:06 Hey it's you, eating a croissant.
00:29:10 French chick must be fading, huh.
00:29:12 - Don't change the music.
00:29:16 - What do you think about kids?
00:29:21 - That's not what I'm talking about.
00:29:25 - I don't know, being entirely responsible
00:29:31 It's crazy.
00:29:33 - Aram, aram
00:29:35 What? - C'mon.
00:29:40 She's not dead.
00:29:42 It could be postmortem twitch.
00:29:45 Kids fall back.
00:29:54 Hey.
00:29:58 Sandy.
00:30:04 It's morning.
00:30:16 Oh my God, I slept with a babysitter.
00:30:21 You didn't sleep with a babysitter.
00:30:24 We thought you were dead.
00:30:27 Yeah, we thought you might have
00:30:33 Aram can take us to school.
00:30:38 - Could you?
00:30:42 Can you pick them up too?
00:30:47 Are those stat sheets ready yet?
00:30:49 Yeah, printer 4.
00:30:53 Sandy, you got a minute?
00:31:04 Am I fired?
00:31:06 What! Why would you say that?
00:31:08 Because...
00:31:12 I'm so hangover, I guess.
00:31:14 I have two kids and no husband
00:31:18 I haven't had a real job since
00:31:21 Oh, please don't apologize.
00:31:24 I was really calling you in to see
00:31:27 I find the guys stuff
00:31:33 And I saw that stat book you put together,
00:31:37 Clearly obsessive, reminds me of me
00:31:42 Do you do yoga?
00:31:45 I'll do yoga if I could win.
00:31:47 I'm gonna take you some time.
00:31:58 - Thanks.
00:32:04 Cool, what's your catch phrase gonna be?
00:32:06 I don't think
00:32:07 I'm just gonna be writing the basis of
00:32:11 - What about suck it?
00:32:14 It's just an idea.
00:32:16 That's really exciting though, I mean,
00:32:19 I don't think so. -That'll be cool, mom.
00:32:22 You have the face for it.
00:32:25 That's a nice thing to say.
00:32:27 "You have the face for it. ",
00:32:31 I'm just saying that your mom has a face
00:32:34 to put on TV.
00:32:39 I'm very together, I never
00:32:45 You don't have to explain anything.
00:32:47 I know what it's like
00:32:49 Are your parents divorced?
00:32:51 No, I am sort of.
00:32:54 You're so young.
00:32:56 When do you have the time?
00:32:58 It was short-lived, her name was Alice,
00:33:00 she left me for her brother.
00:33:04 he was just posing as her brother
00:33:07 So she could use me to get a green card.
00:33:09 What!? That is horrible.
00:33:13 Yeah, it's pretty bad.
00:33:17 The worst part about it
00:33:19 I can't bring myself
00:33:22 because if I do
00:33:25 That would be so cruel, you know.
00:33:28 God, I wished I could get my husband
00:33:33 It's that bad, huh. -Yeah
00:33:37 - So sorry.
00:33:41 You know Aram,
00:33:46 and with a new job, there's gonna
00:33:50 And I was thinking, maybe you'd be willing
00:33:53 to help us out on more of a full time basis.
00:33:57 A nanny?
00:33:59 You're not from Trinidad, you're
00:34:02 Did we send you to college for this, Harry?
00:34:04 You always said
00:34:07 Within reason, this is not how you
00:34:10 Mom you work for Ralph Lauren.
00:34:12 People need clothes.
00:34:13 This family needs me, she just got divorced
00:34:16 and she got this great job
00:34:18 and she needs someone to
00:34:23 Mom it's not like it's forever.
00:34:25 You know, I'm gonna be making money.
00:34:28 - Harry!
00:34:29 you're still going out
00:34:32 And in the meantime you can't
00:36:08 Let me try it, get a job,
00:36:13 It's not the same...
00:36:15 Coz you have to say
00:36:17 It's much funnier with the freaking, right?
00:36:19 I'm just gonna go outside and grab a smoke.
00:36:25 Smoke? What are they from stone age?
00:36:29 Please for some goddamn God,
00:36:31 ...you got to find something wrong
00:36:33 Did you see how long it takes
00:36:35 His father owns a vineyard
00:36:39 Like he mentioned several hundred times.
00:36:41 He mentioned it once.
00:36:43 Who is calling you?
00:36:45 It's Aram, he taught me how to text.
00:36:49 Oh my God!
00:36:51 - You have a thing for the nanny
00:36:55 He's just telling me
00:36:59 Kids asleep. Frank to
00:37:00 Frank took two foot long poop, we measured.
00:37:03 It's disgusting.
00:37:04 Just keeping me in the loop,
00:37:07 and I appreciate that.
00:37:09 It's very funny, sincere.
00:37:13 and besides he's a lot more adult than
00:37:16 In a 24-year old kind of way.
00:37:18 - Let me see what you wrote.
00:37:24 About to bail on my date, set up monopoly?
00:37:28 This is pathetic. Seriously?
00:37:32 Yeah
00:37:38 Ok, here's the pussy.
00:37:42 I would love you to meet
00:37:48 Hi, I am Aram.
00:37:50 They love talking and stuff so...
00:37:54 Try to be normal, alright. Stay positive.
00:37:58 - Sorry.
00:38:01 It's a weird name.
00:38:04 Thank you.
00:38:05 Mitch told me he is divorced.
00:38:08 It's weird, huh.
00:38:10 It's kinda normal to me,
00:38:13 So I'm kinda used to it, I guess.
00:38:17 I guess if you mean, it's,
00:38:20 We'll talk a lot about this.
00:38:23 I guess.
00:38:28 I love theories.
00:38:30 Make me a little horny.
00:38:34 I think I'm gonna go.
00:38:48 Hey, it's me, what are you guys doing?
00:38:50 We're just playing "American Idol. "
00:38:52 That was truly dreadful Aram
00:38:56 You kinda like a little pitchy
00:38:58 I mean you put it together in the end,
00:39:00 and man you rocked.
00:39:02 Well Randy liked it, but,
00:39:03 I still doint' think
00:39:05 I'm not gonna be able to make it
00:39:07 Yeah, no problem.
00:39:10 You may have to put them to bed too.
00:39:12 Can be a late one, huh
00:39:13 Yeah, a couple of
00:39:15 were charged of
00:39:17 I have to come up with something
00:39:20 Well, Vikings have been attacking
00:39:24 Aram, that's good but thank you.
00:39:42 I'm sorry.
00:39:45 God--
00:39:49 I can't imagine to be
00:39:51 No prob,
00:39:54 Oh thanks, you didn't have to do that.
00:39:58 Just whipped up on stuff
00:40:04 The kids helped,
00:40:08 Delicious, wow, hmm... wait
00:40:11 I have these two tickets for the
00:40:16 I thought you might be able to use them.
00:40:20 Aren't the kids with their dad this weekend?
00:40:22 - Yeah.
00:40:26 My girlfriend's not free and
00:40:29 So take whoever you want.
00:40:33 - That's really nice, thanks.
00:40:41 Hey, I was wondering
00:40:43 Coz I've got these tickets to the big fight.
00:41:23 I hate it when the ref does that.
00:41:26 Why bother having a rest,
00:41:32 I can't believe
00:41:35 Me neither.
00:41:37 I can never be like this with Frank
00:41:40 It was like I didn't even know if
00:41:45 What makes
00:41:49 And you know the thing
00:41:51 is that I never got the chance to
00:41:55 He has this strange ability,
00:41:59 to make me entirely lose my voice.
00:42:03 Like some superpower, it's crazy.
00:42:07 No Voice Man
00:42:09 Steal You Voice Man, Quiet Man
00:42:13 Dr. Silence. - That's a good one.
00:42:16 Hey, Aram, right?
00:42:18 Gile from Roscoe Mathis, I interviewed you.
00:42:20 Oh, yeah yeah. How are you?
00:42:23 Dude, you're the only person
00:42:25 Most people would kill for that job.
00:42:28 Sorry about that.
00:42:29 Ringside at the fight,
00:42:33 Let me know if you ever change your mind.
00:42:37 - Thanks.
00:42:42 What?
00:42:44 It's just an entry level thing.
00:42:47 At Roscoe Mathis? And you
00:42:54 Idiotic.
00:42:56 I thought so too, for a minute.
00:42:57 I wasn't really thinking clearly
00:43:03 And suddenly I just had
00:43:11 What really matters are
00:43:15 You and your family were, are some of those
00:43:20 make my life good, every day.
00:43:28 That is the most wonderfully
00:43:32 and jaded naive thing I've ever heard..
00:43:36 It's rare to find
00:44:09 Bright light.
00:44:16 Close those eyes.
00:44:18 - I'm not tired. - You're really
00:44:23 I'm gonna put this here okay.
00:44:28 I really love your kids.
00:44:30 I know.
00:44:35 I had fun tonight.
00:44:39 Yeah... me too.
00:44:45 None of you to call me that word, okay.
00:44:47 It's not a weird word, though
00:44:51 I'm not gonna have semantics today, okay.
00:44:53 You know what it means, it's not okay to call
00:44:56 You've been in the city for a few months
00:44:59 - Dad's play sucks.
00:45:02 - Aram!?
00:45:05 C'mon you late night criminals
00:45:11 - Hey, guess what?
00:45:14 We saw a dead junk on the road.
00:45:15 Oh, even better.
00:45:16 We wanted to touch it
00:45:21 You're running a home for delinquent boys.
00:45:23 Aram helps me with the kids, Frank.
00:45:25 The kids weren't here,
00:45:27 Can I just explain something to you?
00:45:30 You have no
00:45:33 I don't like the way this
00:45:35 Oh Really?
00:45:37 Well, I'm loving the way it's going,
00:45:42 - Noticed how weird this thing was.
00:45:46 What I wanna say, it's gonna come out wrong.
00:45:48 I want you back. I want our life back.
00:45:51 Why are you doing this?
00:45:52 The truth is I couldn't handle the kids,
00:45:57 You must missed me, at least a little.
00:46:02 I don't want you here.
00:46:05 Of course, I don't wanna be here.
00:46:07 If you're good,
00:46:19 You can even work if you wanted to.
00:46:22 Part time.
00:46:24 Imagine this..
00:46:29 There are so many things
00:46:39 We're not gonna need you anymore.
00:46:41 Unless you wanna grab a bite to eat and
00:46:43 I think Sandy had something that
00:46:49 Didn't you?
00:46:59 I just wanted to tell you about some
00:47:08 you know
00:47:11 regarding you and your treatment with me.
00:47:17 What she wanted to say was...
00:47:20 and, this is pretty much,
00:47:25 that you're a dirty little fucking scumbag
00:47:30 and I might be paraphrasing here,
00:47:34 take your diseased riddled whore and
00:47:40 While the devil burns you...
00:47:42 with hot jagged metal and suffocates you
00:47:46 with molten fury.
00:47:52 Fucking nutheads.
00:47:56 Don't come beg me to come back.
00:47:57 This was the last straw.
00:48:04 That was really good.
00:48:11 And by the way, I never loved you.
00:48:15 And I'm changing our son's name to Pablo
00:48:18 so I'm never have to be remembered of you.
00:48:21 And stuck at your little bitch.
00:48:28 You are off tomorrow, come take me out.
00:48:32 Dude, back in the saddle!
00:48:35 Who's the unsuspecting lovely lady?
00:48:38 - Her name?
00:48:41 The thing that you
00:48:44 if she's all upon you...
00:48:50 Sandy
00:48:52 It's your boss' name, isn't it?
00:48:55 Wait a minute, are you
00:48:59 Oh that's hot.
00:49:02 Oh, wait no,
00:49:04 She's 40.
00:49:06 But she got like a hundred kids though.
00:49:08 Two
00:49:10 So, when's this all going down?
00:49:14 Actually, tonight.
00:49:18 Dude...
00:49:20 tonight's my showcase.
00:49:23 I sent you a postcard.
00:49:26 Right.
00:49:27 It's just that she already hired
00:49:32 Work's been really busy so finding another
00:49:39 You'll understand.
00:49:41 Welcome one and all to the second annual
00:49:47 I am your host, actor, director,
00:49:53 Thank you.
00:49:58 You are about to see 46,
00:50:01 of the most daring, the most
00:50:07 Offering to you, performances from their
00:50:13 Please keep your seats throughout.
00:50:15 for there will be no intermissión.
00:50:20 Stella!
00:50:29 Stella!
00:50:34 To be..
00:50:37 or not be.
00:50:40 That is the question
00:50:42 Whether it is nobler,
00:50:44 in the mind to suffer the slings and
00:51:02 There he is.
00:51:10 I had him in view.
00:51:11 I was feeling over the edge into a dive.
00:51:14 He saw me when I moved in for the kill.
00:51:18 Is that how you remember it, Maverick?
00:51:23 - Is this Top Gun?
00:51:26 The rules of engagement
00:51:31 They are there for your safety
00:51:37 Maverick!
00:51:39 Yes, sir, very clear.
00:51:40 I guess we...
00:51:42 I...
00:51:44 was just a little over enthusiastic.
00:51:46 I guess you were...
00:51:52 Platoon!
00:51:56 Platoon!
00:52:04 Hey, oh bro, I'm so glad you made it.
00:52:10 I made it... I'm here.
00:52:15 .. saw the whole thing.
00:52:17 Even your part.
00:52:21 Was that Top Gun? -You know it was.
00:52:29 We thought you were really great.
00:52:31 I loved your postmodern take on
00:52:34 and it was creative how you acknowleged
00:52:42 Thank you.
00:52:45 Thank you so much.
00:52:49 I told you guys...
00:52:51 I told you people would get it.
00:52:54 You gotta go party with us.
00:53:11 I guess in a tree house.
00:53:18 Outdoor shower.
00:53:22 Refrigerator -In a refrigerator?
00:53:25 All over it.
00:53:28 In the display case of
00:53:35 Don't do that..
00:53:45 The craziest place
00:53:47 I have to say...
00:53:49 on the surfboard, in the ocean.
00:53:57 Sesha buche.
00:54:05 It's really romantic.
00:54:47 Hello, Aram.
00:54:50 I've been thinking a lot about you lately.
00:54:54 Hi, Alice.
00:54:58 I have regrets about, you know,
00:55:02 I found I have this problem with sex
00:55:06 because I just use it to get what I want and
00:55:08 I really think that's what I did with you.
00:55:16 I would love to meet with you,
00:55:18 so we can talk and make some,
00:55:24 - Amends?
00:55:30 I'm really sorry.
00:55:32 You know, I should get going.
00:55:37 What?
00:55:49 I'm so hot.
00:56:16 So? It was...
00:56:18 Long.
00:56:20 I know, I think that you went to
00:56:23 Oh please.
00:56:27 Honey, what's with your hair?
00:56:30 What?
00:56:34 Okay, fine.
00:56:37 It was awkward and cute and tedious.
00:56:41 Did you just say cute and tedious?
00:56:43 I mean he's a kid and it was tedious.
00:56:46 Sounds like you didn't give him a chance.
00:56:49 - Did you even kiss those young, soft lips?
00:56:53 We went to his friend's acting showcase
00:56:58 Acting showcase?
00:56:59 But now I need a bath.
00:57:01 Alright. My God
00:57:05 What?
00:57:08 Thanks for babysitting.
00:57:11 Okay.
00:57:12 - Sorry you couldn't get laid.
00:57:27 Tedious. -Just to get rid of her.
00:57:32 It was or it wasn't itt?
00:57:36 Oh wait a minute, not quite so much tongue.
00:57:49 Oh, God.
00:57:56 That's gross.
00:57:58 - Oh shit.
00:58:03 Frank? What are you doing up?
00:58:07 Was Aram peeing on you?
00:58:09 No!
00:58:11 I would never do that.
00:58:13 Okay, are you sleeping over?
00:58:17 - No.
00:58:18 - No?
00:58:22 Don't forget your pants.
00:58:27 So does that mean you and mom
00:58:29 No!
00:58:30 I don't get it,
00:58:33 Sperm. and it does.
00:58:37 Can we stop talking
00:58:41 I like your mother and I
00:58:45 and it's all that's important.
00:58:46 You also work for her.
00:58:48 - Who's turn is it?
00:58:53 Okay.
00:58:55 Cmon Frankie, let's get off the doughnuts.
00:59:02 How is that possible?
00:59:04 So you like mom.
00:59:07 - Are you two gonna date now?
00:59:09 You don't really know anything, do you?
00:59:12 - I mean she's kind of your girlfriend.
00:59:16 - and you'll also be our nanny?
00:59:18 Jesus, I'm not being nominated to
00:59:22 I just had sex with your mother.
00:59:26 When I say sex,
00:59:30 a nice massage.
00:59:31 With spern.
00:59:33 Oh, you caniving little liar. Oh is he
00:59:38 My God, he was.
00:59:40 - It sounds so dirty.
00:59:43 Ok, it's a little dirty
00:59:47 Well you got that out of your system.
00:59:52 What does that mean?
00:59:54 What, it means now,
00:59:56 he won't have to be your rebound.
00:59:58 Coz your nanny was your rebound.
01:00:00 Gives you pleasure to say that, doesn't it?
01:00:04 I'm not sure of buying
01:00:06 Oh what, you're gonna date the nanny?
01:00:08 Was having one night stand
01:00:11 No, just more practical
01:00:15 Wait a minute.
01:00:17 You actually have feelings for this kid?
01:00:19 Feelings? I have feelings
01:00:21 That's the way the worid works.
01:00:22 God, you're in serious justification mode.
01:00:26 Why do you have to be so cynical?
01:00:28 I mean, I don't judge your
01:00:36 This is not about judgment.
01:00:39 And what is realistic
01:00:42 It's about me not wanting
01:00:45 Happy birthday... -Thank you.
01:00:48 1, 2, 3...
01:00:53 We get it.
01:00:58 You need anything?
01:01:04 Stop it.
01:01:05 Okay.
01:01:10 So did Aram tell you about
01:01:12 - Harry?
01:01:15 They're gonna give me a new asshole.
01:01:17 There are children here.
01:01:18 - Cool, like from a dead guy?
01:01:20 I think they're gonna have just passión,
01:01:24 Hopefully, it's something elastic.
01:01:27 Awesome.
01:01:29 Excuse me.
01:01:37 This is so... weird.
01:01:42 My dad telling you about his surgery?
01:01:44 Yeah.. I didn't know they can even do that.
01:01:49 You look really pretty..
01:01:53 No, no...
01:01:55 - We are in your parent's house
01:02:01 Where is everybody?
01:02:05 Just a little red,
01:02:11 Cake time.
01:02:15 This one is just from me.
01:02:20 Gummy bears and hand lotion.
01:02:24 Thanks, Dad.
01:02:32 Please. Open your mother's.
01:02:34 - No, no, he'll open yours.
01:02:36 Well, you're his employer. I insist.
01:02:39 You'll love it.
01:02:43 It's not fake poop, is it?
01:02:45 - No.
01:02:47 Oh, you have Christmas.
01:02:50 What do we got here.
01:02:59 A human totem pole.
01:03:04 Gotta get you up here next time
01:03:05 I don't think so.
01:03:07 This is great, thank you so much.
01:03:09 - Good.
01:03:16 Thanks Mom.
01:03:17 - That was just from me.
01:03:21 Where did you get these butterflies?
01:03:22 My grandmother gave that to my father and
01:03:38 The message applies all these years later.
01:03:42 Mother's love can never be replaced.
01:03:46 - Never.
01:03:50 Thanks, Mom.
01:03:54 It's antique.
01:03:55 - Whoa, that's cool
01:03:58 - I might throw up.
01:04:02 60-40
01:04:07 Which direction?
01:04:11 70-30. now.
01:04:16 At least you're, we're in your percentages.
01:04:22 Sing me a song.
01:04:24 No, you go to bed.
01:04:26 Sing me a song, or I'll blow up on you.
01:04:30 When you put it that way.
01:04:32 Let's see what I have in my repertoire.
01:05:33 Blow up.
01:05:40 Stay tonight.
01:05:54 Two Months Later
01:05:55 Are we sure this guy is real?
01:05:58 He has no time to meet us,
01:06:02 Isn't he in a baseball team?
01:06:04 He's just running a little late.
01:06:05 Well, he's definitely responsible for
01:06:10 well, you can't just stop smiling.
01:06:11 - She's glowing.
01:06:16 I am sorry I'm late.
01:06:19 Babysitter needs to be
01:06:22 - Hi.
01:06:25 I'm Aram.
01:06:26 Sorry, this is Aram.
01:06:28 Would you like a coke or something?
01:06:30 - Scott.
01:06:37 So Aram, I've heard a lot about you.
01:06:40 I hope all good things.
01:06:42 That you're wonderful with children,
01:06:46 that you were born in 1983.
01:06:49 Jesus! I was pregnant
01:06:52 Let's just go on and
01:06:54 get it out in the open,
01:06:55 so we can enjoy our dinner.
01:06:57 Yes, I was born in the early 80s.
01:06:59 She also told me that you were very handsome
01:07:03 I think that it's great
01:07:05 In the words of The Bart:
01:07:07 "The heart wants what it wants. "
01:07:09 You are so gay.
01:07:12 Sir, are you ready?
01:07:14 I can be.
01:07:16 Scott, right?
01:07:18 Do you mind if I borrow your glasses?
01:07:24 You know, i'm just kidding, I'm just
01:07:38 Don't you wanna
01:07:40 travel around the worid, you know
01:07:43 get crazy, rock Cleveland
01:07:46 do things that people
01:07:51 Rock Cleveland?
01:07:52 Yeah, rock it.
01:08:00 Live.
01:08:02 To tell you the truth this is
01:08:06 You're too so goddamn romantic.
01:08:12 What about kids? Kids of your own..
01:08:14 It's not like you're 50.
01:08:16 But I'm an old 40.
01:08:18 What the hell does that mean?
01:08:20 I'm wrinkling.
01:08:22 You have no wrinkles on your face, do you?
01:08:26 You seem to have eyes, something
01:08:30 I love you.
01:08:34 and when you compliment me I love it,
01:08:37 You know, I heard you the first time.
01:08:41 I have no idea what you were preferring to.
01:08:43 - No? You said I love you.
01:08:47 I'm pretty sure you did.
01:08:49 And I love you too.
01:08:51 Really?
01:08:53 Sorry, but I do.
01:08:58 Just... take it slowly.
01:09:10 Slowly.
01:09:21 Teram Owens, the man who wore baggage than
01:09:25 Reaching but funny.
01:09:27 T.O. the pig fan of the
01:09:30 Wherever he goes
01:09:35 I like it.
01:09:36 Sex really agrees with your creative side.
01:09:39 Are you alright, sweetie? You look pale.
01:09:42 No, I'm just,
01:09:46 Well, get that to me, please.
01:09:47 Right away.
01:10:00 Alright.
01:10:03 It helps me think.
01:10:20 We should talk.
01:10:24 I knew this was coming.
01:10:29 You think that books
01:10:31 I know,
01:10:34 I'm pregnant.
01:10:40 But...
01:10:41 I pull out most of the time.
01:10:46 I know you're not ready for this,
01:10:49 I feel the same way from you...
01:10:54 I just thought,
01:10:59 I did.
01:11:04 This is...
01:11:07 big.
01:11:09 Very... big.
01:11:12 I should've been more careful.
01:11:15 I know this sounds crazy
01:11:22 but I think I wanted this to happen.
01:11:27 What?
01:11:30 You said it yourself
01:11:33 Not just coast along
01:11:37 This is a roller coasting.
01:11:40 Oh, my God.
01:11:43 Not Oh God... this is a good thing,
01:11:46 not the roller coasting thing,
01:11:50 having a baby with you that's not cheesy.
01:11:53 I mean... that's not what I'm saying just...
01:11:56 excited, I wanna be your father.
01:11:59 What?
01:12:00 No, I wanna be a father with you as the mother,
01:12:05 You being a mother.
01:12:07 You know, I thought,
01:12:11 I hope the kid's like you.
01:12:14 A girl with brown eyes...
01:12:17 or a boy with brown eyes...
01:12:20 or just any color eyes
01:12:22 Well, it's not the baby's head,
01:12:34 What about Gium?
01:12:37 For a boy.
01:12:40 Gium Finklestein?
01:12:44 Okay.
01:12:51 What about Ira?
01:12:54 The doctor will see you now.
01:12:56 Great.
01:13:03 Okay so...
01:13:05 So?
01:13:07 The blood work is normal.
01:13:09 In other words, your are healthy.
01:13:11 And that is always a good sign for
01:13:16 What do you mean future?
01:13:19 I mean, this here is what we call an
01:13:25 There are any number explanations for this,
01:13:29 God.
01:13:30 This is something that happens
01:13:33 An embryo was formed
01:13:36 instead of the uterus.
01:13:54 Sandy, Sandy, Sandy...
01:13:58 This was crazy.
01:14:01 I mean, what were we thinking, anyway?
01:14:05 You are so young.
01:14:07 God!
01:14:08 You live at your parent's house and
01:14:11 and I was thinking about having your baby?
01:14:13 What is going on?
01:14:16 So you have to know?
01:14:17 Can we just find out?
01:14:19 That is a deceivingly mature thing to say.
01:14:22 Why is it deceiving?
01:14:24 Because you're 25 years old...
01:14:27 you get drunk off half a beer
01:14:29 and you read the Harry Potter series
01:14:31 A lot of adult read those books.
01:14:35 And besides the way I remembered it,
01:14:38 I appreciate that you feel this could work
01:14:41 more than you'll ever know.
01:14:46 You were such a good person
01:14:48 real special person,
01:14:50 I mean not filing a divorce so your
01:14:56 What'd be the point?
01:14:57 See, that's what I mean, someone like you
01:15:01 An old girlfriend with two kids.
01:15:03 You're an ageist...
01:15:05 Yeah, yeah... I'm an old ageist.
01:15:08 Oh please, don't patronize me.
01:15:11 I may live with my parents
01:15:15 and yeah, I admit to being
01:15:19 but I'm not a complete idiot...
01:15:21 I know how I feel about you.
01:15:24 It's you that doesn't know
01:15:28 I just wish you had the guts to say it.
01:15:33 You've meant so much to me and my family
01:15:37 but this doesn't make sense.
01:15:40 And what future can we possibly have?
01:15:49 You know what I'm gonna miss the most?
01:15:54 It's you...
01:15:57 Your friendship.
01:18:43 Go!
01:18:44 Graduating Class of 2012.
01:18:48 - Sadie Pageant and Sadie also received
01:20:33 We need to say a special thanks to you
01:20:37 but most of all to those unsung fanatics.
01:20:40 - Who make us look good.
01:20:43 - I'm Laura Rilley.
01:20:45 TMI coming at you next.
01:20:50 Sandy, you got a minute?
01:20:58 Hello.. hello.
01:21:01 Hello people.
01:21:02 Our illustrious leader, Ken Gordon,
01:21:07 Although change can be
01:21:11 a necessary step in the evolution of
01:21:17 From the beginning of time
01:21:20 there are certain things that
01:21:24 Now, if you look at the pictures,
01:21:26 can anyone see
01:21:31 - Liv
01:21:33 Exactly, great answer.
01:21:35 so almost everywhere you go in the world
01:21:37 you're gonna find these
01:21:40 just like you guys
01:21:42 your class, your family...
01:21:43 I just came back from Mozambique.
01:21:45 - Okay.
01:21:53 Aram?
01:21:59 You're the only one who gets gifts
01:22:02 That's probably because
01:22:06 Good to see you.
01:22:07 I was gonna go get a drink,
01:22:12 You know what I actually...
01:22:14 Have plans already...
01:22:16 I do.
01:22:20 You're impossible.
01:22:22 I've heard that before.
01:22:26 - See you tomorrow.
01:22:29 Here's to your mother...
01:22:31 the newest and undoubtedly
01:22:35 very deserving.
01:22:37 Thank you.
01:22:38 - Congratulations Mom.
01:22:40 I know your own show is big step up
01:22:45 I will be one studio over,
01:22:50 I'm gonna hold you to that.
01:22:54 Gotta use the ladies' room
01:22:56 then we could stuff our faces.
01:23:03 - Sorry.
01:23:09 Hi.
01:23:11 Hi.
01:23:21 - How are you?
01:23:23 You first.
01:23:25 I'm good, yeah good
01:23:29 Kids are great...
01:23:31 I just got promoted
01:23:33 I'm gonna start anchoring.
01:23:35 I watched you on TV, it's fantastic.
01:23:39 But that's not a surprise.
01:23:43 You look really good.
01:23:47 I'm 30.
01:23:54 I'm sorry about.. you know.. things
01:23:58 Don't even...
01:24:00 it was just timely.
01:24:06 Traveled around the worid.
01:24:07 - Oh you did?
01:24:10 but some pretty amazing things happened.
01:24:14 Dad, I told you I could do it myself.
01:24:16 I knew I could do it yourself.
01:24:20 Sandy... I want
01:24:24 I met him in Bangladesh
01:24:29 It took a couple of years,
01:24:33 Hi.
01:24:34 Hi, I'm Zeke Finklestein.
01:24:36 You are huh?
01:24:38 I'm Sandy.
01:24:39 - Nice to meet you.
01:24:46 God, I bet you're an amazing dad.
01:24:51 And his mom?
01:24:52 Just me and Zeke, it's hard to find someone
01:24:59 Right?
01:25:02 And what about you? Boyfriend?
01:25:06 Dating... wasn't
01:25:10 That's too bad.
01:25:12 Would you like to join us?
01:25:15 The kids would be thrilled.
01:25:17 I'm with my parents...
01:25:19 Oh, you had me so worried, did you fall in?
01:25:24 Mom, you remember Sandy?
01:25:26 How could I forget?
01:25:32 I was just saying to Aram, you know,
01:25:35 Oh are you kidding, we would love to,
01:25:38 Harry, get up, we're moving.
01:25:40 I didn't do anything.
01:25:41 I didn't say you did anything
01:25:52 - Look who I just bumped into.
01:25:55 Look at how huge are,
01:25:59 - I am.
01:26:01 I want you guys to meet someone,
01:26:05 - You wanna play gameboy?
01:26:09 Nice to see you. It's been years. -Yeah
01:26:15 We all get older and
01:26:18 Hello. -Hi
01:26:19 What a surprise.
01:26:21 You remember us, do you?
01:26:23 You came to our house, remember?
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