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00:00:59 Get the truck in!
00:01:03 Damn it!
00:01:06 I don't want any more casualties.
00:01:08 Get that news crew
00:01:10 - Sir!
00:01:13 What the hell's
00:01:15 We tried the urban assault tank.
00:01:18 The guys in there are pros,
00:01:20 - They say they've got a nuke.
00:01:23 And I'm up for reelection.
00:01:25 Don't worry. We've called in
00:01:55 Who the hell are those people?
00:02:13 - Sheriff's department.
00:02:17 the finest team of
00:02:24 But where the hell's
00:02:40 Ow. Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
00:02:47 All right, talk to me, people.
00:02:49 Thirty-five civilians on the 40th floor.
00:02:51 Twenty-two Chechnyan separatists,
00:02:54 They say they got a nuke, and I don't
00:02:57 All right, people,
00:03:00 Jones, Garcia,
00:03:02 breach the perimeter of that building
00:03:04 - before they flambé half of Washoe County.
00:03:07 Kimball, Johnson,
00:03:10 - Got it.
00:03:13 - and shave her good.
00:03:19 Wait, hold on, man. How comeJunior
00:03:22 and I got to go down
00:03:28 Why does he have to shave anybody?
00:03:37 Oh, wow.
00:03:41 You know you're driving, right?
00:03:49 Huh.
00:04:27 Is somebody gonna get that?
00:04:39 Damn it!
00:04:54 My favorite thing
00:04:58 I love it when that perp
00:05:00 You draw down on 'em.
00:05:02 "Oh, she about to kill me.
00:05:05 I love that.
00:05:07 I became a cop because...
00:05:09 my doctors thought it
00:05:11 for me to get out of the house.
00:05:14 I feel like I bring a real, uh,
00:05:18 For example, my uniform, uh-
00:05:20 I don't wear the regulation uniform. L-
00:05:23 I wear these, uh, shorts.
00:05:26 And I actually had to lobby the sheriff's
00:05:29 Uh, but my argument was,
00:05:32 I gotta be able to move
00:05:35 A law enforcement cheetah.
00:05:38 Let's go! Let's go!
00:05:41 We got ourselves a 8-14-
00:05:43 I'll tell you right now,
00:05:46 This is what working for the Reno
00:05:49 Let's do it, people. Move!
00:05:52 - We got a situation here, Dangle.
00:05:54 - What?
00:05:56 - That's not an 8-14!
00:05:59 - Who called in the 8-14?
00:06:01 - Just chase him into the jacket,
00:06:05 - Armed person on a roof.
00:06:07 - I thought a 8-14 was arson.
00:06:10 - No, no, no, no.
00:06:15 Stop, chicken! Stop!
00:06:18 - Ah, shit!
00:06:19 I got it. I got him.
00:06:22 - Oh, shit.
00:06:24 Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!
00:06:27 Chicken!
00:06:29 - No, no!
00:06:31 - Maybe he'll hold still. We can beat him to death.
00:06:34 Ow! Shit! Whoa!
00:06:36 Can we all shoot
00:06:38 You point and you shoot.
00:06:40 - Let's shoot at the same time?
00:06:42 Okay. That's the only thing that
00:06:44 - One.
00:06:47 - Is yours out? - Two-And then that
00:06:50 Don't start a count
00:06:52 - Oh, sorry.
00:06:53 One-
00:06:54 - Sorry. My bad.
00:06:57 One, two-
00:06:59 - What? I didn't know-
00:07:00 - Okay, on-
00:07:03 - What? - I'm
00:07:05 Oh, I wasn't out. Sorry.
00:07:08 - They fit that little midget guy.
00:07:11 - Should I call the newspaper and have 'em come take our picture?
00:07:13 You do one on both legs.
00:07:15 I have applied, uh...
00:07:17 nine times...
00:07:19 to the Aspen Sheriff's Department.
00:07:22 Um, I'll tell you this in-
00:07:26 L- I just don't think I can
00:07:29 You know, Reno's really a lot
00:07:33 except that everybody's on crystal meth
00:07:36 Fuck you!
00:07:39 - Ah, morning, gang.
00:07:42 So, the trustees were
00:07:45 and there should not be...
00:07:50 So that sound that we were all hearing
00:07:53 - I hear it.
00:07:57 - I knew they didn't get all of'em.
00:08:00 No more shooting in here.
00:08:03 - Yes. No, we have.
00:08:05 When do we shoot?
00:08:08 Never.
00:08:10 - Hey!
00:08:12 Guess what, guys?
00:08:17 to the American Police
00:08:20 - Oh!
00:08:22 - Is this a joke?
00:08:25 - Three days of fun in the sun.
00:08:29 They invited us this year...
00:08:32 they invited everybody.
00:08:34 - I'll take it.
00:08:38 Group hugs. Group hugs.
00:08:40 - I'm gonna pass out.
00:08:42 - Yeah.
00:08:47 Come on.
00:08:49 Flyin'in style!
00:08:51 We, um-
00:09:07 I'm pooping.
00:09:11 Aah!
00:09:13 - Oh, Christ, I was dreaming.
00:09:16 I was dreaming that I was driving,
00:09:18 Oh, God! Oh!
00:10:03 - Can we go look at the guns?
00:10:06 I'm gonna get our passes.
00:10:09 Oh, my God.
00:10:11 That's the Aspen Sheriff's Department.
00:10:16 Sheriff Wagner.
00:10:22 - Wrong bar, buddy.
00:10:24 I'm in my, uh, civilian rig.
00:10:26 - You probably remember me from your-
00:10:28 Dangle. Lieutenant, uh, uh, Jim-
00:10:31 Uh, I sent you my résumé and-and some stats
00:10:35 - Yeah.
00:10:39 - There were nine.
00:10:42 We got 'em.
00:10:45 We have a pretty good laugh.
00:10:48 I didn't believe you were real.
00:10:52 This Dangle thing, I swear to gosh-
00:10:56 - I haven't seen one thing-
00:10:59 - In your file-
00:11:01 That would indicate...
00:11:04 So, thanks.
00:11:08 - I'd love to change your mind on that.
00:11:10 Just want to press the- Okay.
00:11:12 Hi. Yeah, could you step away
00:11:14 Yeah, ma'am, I was just
00:11:17 - during the Marine Corps back in '82, '85.
00:11:21 Is there someone above you?
00:11:23 - There's, um- Is there yelling?
00:11:24 Hi, I'm, uh, Deputy Assistant
00:11:27 - And you're- - Hi. LieutenantJim
00:11:30 - Lieutenant Jim Dangle, Reno Sheriff's Department.
00:11:33 I did it several times.
00:11:35 - Trudy did the reservations, right?
00:11:38 - You did a name and city search?
00:11:40 - There's no Reno.
00:11:42 - I am aware that there's a Reno.
00:11:45 - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:11:48 - Here we go.
00:11:52 What the fuck?
00:11:54 - I don't like yelling, okay?
00:11:57 - can we have at least, please, our hotel room keys?
00:12:00 - We've been on a bus for days.
00:12:02 - You're not in there for hotel rooms. Sorry.
00:12:04 are with the registration packets,
00:12:07 And give us all of those
00:12:09 You can't have them because
00:12:11 - What are we gonna do?
00:12:13 I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
00:12:16 - No, we don't.
00:12:18 - We have each other.
00:12:20 - That's not-That's not better.
00:12:22 we'll go someplace even nicer-
00:12:31 Hola.
00:12:35 - Hi.
00:12:37 - How are you?
00:12:41 How are you?
00:12:43 How many of them are you
00:12:45 Uh, there's eight of us
00:12:47 Eight. How- How many
00:12:50 - Uh, we would prefer eight.
00:12:52 Let's go see the entire hotel,
00:12:54 - I'll take you on a quick tour.
00:12:56 Then you can all get back
00:12:58 Uh, A: We're not here for a suck fest,
00:13:01 - There's been a little mix-up, which
00:13:04 - Okay.
00:13:07 A fucking suck fest convention
00:13:10 Hey, assholes. More assholes
00:13:17 How's the suck fest going, assholes?
00:13:19 You know the suck fest in here?
00:13:22 - How many rooms do you have, Glen?
00:13:26 - I have- uh, six rooms.
00:13:28 - Can we have the keys to those?
00:13:31 - Okay, gang, and we'll-
00:13:33 - That's it.
00:13:36 What are you doin'?
00:13:38 This motel is like-
00:13:41 It's like the kind of place you'd come to
00:13:45 a good old-fashioned rapin'...
00:13:47 or a down-home murder.
00:13:51 Okay, gang,
00:13:54 - Yeah.
00:13:57 But goddamn it,
00:13:59 - We're in "Mee-ami."
00:14:03 This city's got hot
00:14:06 Goddamn it. Let's go paint this town red.
00:14:20 - Hey, bitch, you shut
00:14:28 Thanks for drivin', man.
00:14:30 No problem.
00:14:34 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:36 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:14:49 Take the night off, Joe.
00:14:53 Need some assistance there, ma'am?
00:15:11 - Hey, Clemmy.
00:15:13 How ya doin'?
00:15:16 I'm so tired. I just feel like we've been
00:15:19 Oh. Well.
00:15:22 - Let's go take-
00:15:24 Oh, okay.
00:15:26 Good night.
00:15:29 Damn.
00:15:35 Hey, bro, check it out.
00:15:37 It's a goof. Just a goof.
00:15:48 Hey, Jim.
00:15:50 You want to be a doll
00:15:54 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
00:15:58 Stop right there
00:16:03 I got some liquor.
00:16:05 - I'm not feelin' well, baby.
00:16:07 - Come here.
00:16:09 I'm coming down with something.
00:16:11 Please?
00:16:15 Ooh, that pisses me off.
00:16:19 - Hey, Ray.
00:16:21 - Oh! Oh, hey, I'm sorry.
00:16:26 I don't appreciate you insinuating
00:16:30 - I'm sorry.
00:16:33 This is, uh-This is Trill.
00:16:38 We're gonna go play
00:16:41 We'll see you later.
00:16:43 Come on, ladies.
00:16:46 Oh!
00:16:48 - What's up, girl?
00:16:51 - Yeah. Yes.
00:16:53 Why don't you come
00:16:56 - Speaking of bushes-
00:16:58 I don't know
00:17:00 Get one of these, uh-
00:17:03 - Huh? Get in a bush and-
00:17:05 I don't know about that.
00:17:07 Oh.
00:17:09 I'm so sick.
00:17:39 Come on. Come on!
00:17:41 Oh, my God!
00:17:45 It ain't what it looks like!
00:17:48 Be gentle. Geez!
00:17:52 Oh, my God-
00:17:54 - Hey, Jonesy!
00:18:13 Man Speaking Spanish]
00:18:35 Open up. I don't have
00:18:39 It's open.
00:18:44 - Oh, my God. Are you okay?
00:18:46 I'm in love.
00:18:49 - Congratulations.
00:18:53 For real. Like for real.
00:18:56 - A love bandage.
00:18:59 - Yeah, an Ace bandage on your-
00:19:01 Oh, my Go- If I have been stabbed,
00:19:08 - Stop the room. Stop the room from moving, please.
00:19:11 Hold on. Hold on. You have something
00:19:19 That's him!
00:19:21 - Oh! That's him.
00:19:24 - That's him.
00:19:26 This is the man that's been making sweet,
00:19:29 Kinda looks like Richard Petty,
00:19:32 - Yeah. You've been making love with Richard Petty?
00:19:35 I love him.
00:19:37 I have to find who this is.
00:19:39 - Well, no, we gotta go-
00:19:41 No, we gotta go back
00:19:43 No, you have to go buy me
00:19:46 'cause it's gonna be one
00:19:48 - Oh, no. Yeast infection time.
00:19:55 - I'm gonna break this
00:19:58 - This looks bad.
00:20:01 - Holy fuck.
00:20:05 It is not identified. Do we have
00:20:09 - from Miami-
00:20:11 Jeff Spoder.
00:20:13 Right. What we need is someone who is
00:20:17 They're all-
00:20:19 is stuck in the convention center
00:20:21 You quarantined them in there,
00:20:25 I'm actually-
00:20:27 All right, this is
00:20:30 If you need any office supplies,
00:20:33 a stapler,
00:20:35 L- I'd like to coordinate with your, um,
00:20:39 I'd love to know where you are
00:20:42 That would be helpful. Now-
00:20:44 We have an infectious
00:20:47 We have quarantined it. We have plus
00:20:52 from all over this great
00:20:55 - 2,130.
00:20:58 outside the confines of this building?
00:21:03 Step up.
00:21:08 Anybody?
00:21:14 Jesus Christ.
00:21:17 Sir, yes, sir. Wh-What are-
00:21:21 All right, right now we got the entire
00:21:25 - Check.
00:21:27 I need every one of you out there...
00:21:30 answering 911 calls,
00:21:33 Department of Homeland Security
00:21:36 There is no police force of
00:21:39 How the hell have you
00:21:42 - Go out there, patrol the streets.
00:21:44 You're the only thing standing
00:21:48 Check!
00:21:50 The Reno Sheriff's Department
00:21:52 - Where's the, uh-
00:21:54 - Where's the police station?
00:22:03 It's all right.
00:22:06 - Rogers?
00:22:11 Holy shit!
00:22:16 Rick Smith, SWAT.
00:22:18 They call me "The Condor."
00:22:23 I'm sorry I'm late to the barbecue.
00:22:27 Let me ask you a question, people.
00:22:29 What's the difference
00:22:33 - Oh, I know. Bravery is something that you do.
00:22:38 Cour- Sorry.
00:22:41 Bravery is when
00:22:44 and you're not even scared.
00:22:46 Courage is when you're
00:22:50 you should be scared,
00:22:56 Oh.
00:22:58 You will not fail.
00:23:01 I will not allow you to fail.
00:23:04 Under my watch,
00:23:08 As God as my witness,
00:23:12 Are you with me?
00:23:14 Uh-
00:23:16 - Are you with me?
00:23:19 It's okay. I know what I'm doing.
00:23:23 This can come out.
00:23:25 - Okay.
00:23:26 - Yes!
00:23:29 - Yes! - How- Okay, the thing.
00:23:31 Wait. Wait. Wait.
00:23:33 No, it's okay. I got 10 seconds
00:23:36 - I got 'em.
00:23:38 Oh, fuck.
00:23:42 Oh, man!
00:23:48 Um, so does that mean
00:23:52 Yeah.
00:23:56 I scheduled a big Friday meeting.
00:24:32 Wow.
00:24:57 911-
00:25:03 Sheriff's department.
00:25:05 Hello- Hello?
00:25:08 - Sheriff's department.
00:25:09 - Sheriff's department.
00:25:11 Sheriff's department.
00:25:14 911. Uh, yes, sir, what is
00:25:17 Okay, where are you?
00:25:19 No, in relationship to where I am.
00:25:21 I just have to check a map. I am s-
00:25:25 - Hello, sheriff's department. - All
00:25:29 Uh, I don't have- I don't-
00:25:31 Okay, people!
00:25:36 - Dear Lord.
00:25:39 My ride is greater than your ride.
00:25:42 Hey, everybody. Everybody-
00:25:44 - Let's be careful out there, okay?
00:25:47 - Oh. - Oh.
00:25:49 - Are you okay?
00:25:51 - I'm fine.
00:25:58 Supposed to be-
00:26:00 We could've hit 11 th and Ocean,
00:26:12 Wait a second.
00:26:16 I think we're in a-
00:26:18 - I think we're in a café.
00:26:20 Shit.
00:26:23 Sheriff's department.
00:26:25 Nothin'-
00:26:27 It took us 40 minutes to get out.
00:26:29 If you would've turned
00:26:31 - You didn't tell me to.
00:26:33 - No, you didn't.
00:26:36 - Sheriff's department!
00:26:41 - Oh!
00:26:44 - Oh, hell. Shit, no.
00:26:45 - That's a North American alligator, man.
00:26:48 Uh- Hell, let's just-
00:26:50 - Yeah, we should just go.
00:26:52 Just let nature take its course.
00:26:54 Hello! There y'all are.
00:26:56 - Sir.
00:26:58 - Get back in- No!
00:27:00 - Sir, please. Please get back in your yard.
00:27:03 - We got a situation here, sir.
00:27:05 - Couple blueberries comin' in and makin' a fruit salad, huh?
00:27:08 - Sir. Sir.
00:27:11 - We can't allow you to go in the pool, sir.
00:27:13 That gator won't bite.
00:27:15 - I don't know, sir.
00:27:18 He's a gator. Where you from?
00:27:21 We're from Reno. We're not from here.
00:27:25 - Oh, shit.
00:27:27 Rule number one for gator-
00:27:29 - You don't respect a gator, gator not respect you.
00:27:31 - Stop!
00:27:34 I'm gonna come at him
00:27:37 Not a prey,
00:27:39 - Stop that. T.J., pleasejust stop all of this.
00:27:42 Now watch this.
00:27:44 - No.
00:27:46 Don't even refle-
00:27:47 One, two, three, four, five,
00:27:50 That mean this gator 50 year old.
00:27:53 He know how to approach.
00:27:55 - No! No!
00:27:59 - Come on now!
00:28:01 Come on. Get out. No.
00:28:03 - Okay. No.
00:28:07 Well, that gator dead.
00:28:09 Yeah, this gator's dead.
00:28:12 Aah!
00:28:26 This is the life.
00:28:28 How did we luck out,
00:28:31 are dealing with that bio-attack?
00:28:33 I don't know.
00:28:35 I don't care.
00:28:37 - I'm shaking my shoulders.
00:28:39 - Check it out.
00:28:41 - Don't hate.
00:28:43 - Don't hate on me. No, she didn't.
00:28:46 - Yeah.
00:28:48 'cause I don't want you embarrassing me
00:28:51 Okay, so if somebody comes up
00:28:53 "Hey, Officer,"
00:28:56 - Give it to me.
00:29:02 - So if somebody says, "Hey,
00:29:05 You just go, "What up, yo?" Got it?
00:29:09 What up, yo, player?
00:29:11 See, you keep putting extras on it.
00:29:15 - You just supposed to say exactly what I told you to say.
00:29:18 - Hey, how you doin'?
00:29:28 I did it again.
00:29:32 - I'm hungry.
00:29:36 - What?
00:29:38 so instead of doing
00:29:41 I did the- the pull over
00:29:43 Oh, yeah, where you
00:29:45 And I think I dribbled a little bit.
00:30:00 ¿Coma mi amigo bailar
00:30:04 I don't speak Spanish.
00:30:09 Hey! What the hell? Hey!
00:30:11 Shit! Ow!
00:30:30 How ya doin', guys? Eh?
00:30:33 - Uh-
00:30:35 - We don't know him, sir.
00:30:38 Oh, you don't know who this is?
00:30:41 No, sir.
00:30:43 You believe these guys?
00:30:45 Oh! Oh!
00:30:48 - I get really sick and tired-
00:30:56 Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:59 - We don't know him.
00:31:00 I'm not a cop. I'm just-
00:31:03 - How'd you know Mr. Big?
00:31:05 - What is your connection to Mr. Big?
00:31:08 - Why are you investigating me?
00:31:11 Look, you guys are smart guys, right?
00:31:13 - Yeah.
00:31:15 - No. No. We're not.
00:31:18 But you manage to walk the streets.
00:31:21 We didn't-We couldn't get
00:31:26 You're very smart.
00:31:30 Huh? Huh?
00:31:33 Oh! Oh! Man!
00:31:36 - Ow! Goddamn!
00:31:39 Sick fuck! Who brings
00:31:44 You forget you ever see me.
00:31:56 Sheriff's department.
00:31:58 I got this tattoo the other day, um...
00:32:00 and I don't know where I got it,
00:32:04 Why don't you, uh, come back here.
00:32:10 Mmm, yeah.
00:32:12 Okay, so, the tattoo's
00:32:15 - Mm-hmm.
00:32:17 Well, you know, it's- it's as much
00:32:20 Get a sense here, if I can-
00:32:22 - If I just-
00:32:24 Thank you. I'm hoping
00:32:27 because I'm really in pain here.
00:32:29 Hey! What the fuck?
00:32:31 - Oh. I was- - Our fucking
00:32:34 - I don't pay you to play
00:32:36 She came in and l-
00:32:39 - Snake the fucking toilets.
00:32:41 - See you later, Breen.
00:32:45 - Can I help you?
00:32:47 So, we got a call that there was some
00:32:51 Possible prostitution.
00:32:54 Holy shit. Is that Terry?
00:32:56 That's Terry.
00:33:00 - Terry!
00:33:02 - Hi!
00:33:06 - What you doin' in Miami?
00:33:08 Look at your hair.
00:33:10 - Terry, what are you doin' here?
00:33:12 I just flew in on my jet.
00:33:14 Terry, what are you-
00:33:16 - Did you know we were coming down here?
00:33:19 It's where my house is.
00:33:21 - This is where one of'em is.
00:33:23 What did I do?
00:33:25 What-That's what we want to know.
00:33:27 We got a call about lewd
00:33:29 and you the only thing I see around here
00:33:33 How is this-
00:33:35 I don't even know what-
00:33:38 - Terry.
00:33:40 Why are you here,
00:33:42 I just flew in.
00:33:46 It's called...
00:33:48 Terry:: South Bitch:: Live::
00:33:51 Fuck You, Dad.
00:33:53 And it drops in, uh, 2009.
00:33:56 Terry, when you are here,
00:34:01 Heavy on the "assador."
00:34:04 South "be-otch."
00:34:07 - Knock it off.
00:34:09 - I'm on wheels, yo.
00:34:12 - Ew. Terry.
00:34:15 - Ugh!
00:34:17 That's not all you on.
00:34:20 - What else are you on?
00:34:24 The Department of Homeland Security
00:34:28 with some evidence collected
00:34:31 from the convention center.
00:34:33 And it is ourjob
00:34:38 Anyone have a theory?
00:34:45 Oh, my God!
00:34:47 - Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!
00:34:50 Aaah! Whoo-hoo!
00:34:51 - Oh, God! Oh!
00:34:53 Oh! Aaah!
00:34:55 - You got some stunning abs. - Oh, thank
00:35:00 - Really?
00:35:02 - Yeah, you yoga or something?
00:35:05 - You flexible?
00:35:07 The thing is now you want to be sure
00:35:11 You gotta, uh-
00:35:13 What you don't want to do is get-
00:35:17 Oops.
00:35:19 - Oh.
00:35:20 Whoo. Sorry about that.
00:35:23 - All the spicy food up in here in Miami.
00:35:25 Occupational hazard.
00:35:38 Okay, okay, what have we got?
00:35:49 C- C- C-
00:35:52 "Calmaté."
00:36:02 I noticed.
00:36:04 Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs.
00:36:08 All right. Yeah.
00:36:10 Uh-
00:36:17 We gotta clear this beach.
00:36:20 Let's go. Boom.
00:36:27 - You want me to come back to you?
00:36:29 - Come back to you. Trudy Wiegel.
00:36:32 - Yeah?
00:36:34 that you can actually smell through?
00:36:37 Uh, whale-related. Whale-related.
00:36:39 - Not in- Not inventions.
00:36:41 - Jim, if you think about it-
00:36:45 - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
00:36:48 Okay, people, this is how
00:36:53 Here is our-What kind of whale
00:36:57 - Uh, sperm?
00:36:59 - Black whale.
00:37:02 - Here's what- Here's what we're gonna do.
00:37:04 We are, per Travis-
00:37:09 - What'd I do?
00:37:11 - Stick your butt in the air.
00:37:13 - You put your feet on it like that and then
00:37:18 - Jonesy! Jonesy!
00:37:21 - Which is the hand-cut sushi and which
00:37:26 We're gonna make some crosscuts,
00:37:28 - L- I like California roll. - Okay, we'll then
00:37:33 which we dig here to the ocean,
00:37:36 - This is a channel to the ocean.
00:37:39 - Yeah, into little sus- Which one's the
00:37:43 I have no idea what
00:37:45 Let's try and get it. It's only
00:37:48 In... five, six, seven, eight.
00:37:50 And-
00:37:52 Do it! It's goin'!
00:37:56 - It's movin'!
00:38:05 Five, four, three. Hut!
00:38:08 Go, Jonesy! Go!
00:38:10 - Oh!
00:38:12 Okay, ready, people, on my count.
00:38:14 One, two, three!
00:38:19 Oh! Oh! Wait!
00:38:21 Wait!
00:38:28 Get a Wet-Nap, people!
00:38:29 Good God! We got a officer down.
00:38:33 So, when the chips are down
00:38:39 - uh, fourth and, uh-
00:38:41 Goal. Who can you count on?
00:38:43 And... his associates.
00:38:48 Who shall remain nameless.
00:38:51 - Trudy! Give me a "T."
00:38:54 His associates. Anyway, all right,
00:38:56 - Yeah.
00:38:59 And- un, deux, trois.
00:00:07 - Go team! Go team! Aaah!
00:00:11 Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
00:00:12 Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
00:00:16 You blew up a wha-
00:00:18 You blew up a whale on-
00:00:21 There are people
00:00:27 because you guys have been
00:00:31 You bunch of jerk heads!
00:00:33 P. Diddy's boat
00:00:36 And then Shaq's boat,
00:00:39 - Don't touch me!
00:00:42 Now, you people-you have to
00:00:48 And you have to get
00:00:51 You need to strap it down!
00:00:54 And get it together!
00:00:57 Now, I'm gonna go
00:01:00 to get yelled at some more!
00:01:02 So thanks!
00:01:07 - Sorry.
00:01:10 Okay, guys, nojoke.
00:01:14 We have got to strap it down.
00:01:17 - Okay?
00:01:19 I have no idea.
00:01:22 I think it means
00:01:31 What the fuck, man?
00:01:33 - That's what the siren's for.
00:01:36 - You're supposed to signal!
00:01:38 Fuckin'deaf, dude.
00:01:47 We are on a highly classified mission...
00:01:49 from Homeland Security delivering
00:01:54 E.T.A., 1.5 seconds.
00:01:58 - Whoa. Made it.
00:02:00 - Coffee, sir.
00:02:03 I asked you for coffee. I didn't say
00:02:07 We still haven't found an antidote.
00:02:10 In 24 hours, I'm gonna have over
00:02:15 Not like you.
00:02:18 If you fuck with me
00:02:20 I'm gonna fill up a tube sock
00:02:22 I'm gonna beat you till I juice 'em. Then
00:02:26 And you're gonna beg me, "Why? Why? Why?"
00:02:29 'Cause you'll know it
00:02:32 - Get outta here. Go.
00:02:34 Louis, coffee.
00:02:36 - What are we doin'?
00:02:39 Right? We give the guy-
00:02:44 Aaah! Why?
00:02:58 - Oh, shit!
00:03:00 - Dang!
00:03:02 You guys are pretty smart, huh?
00:03:04 - No.
00:03:06 No, you keep saying that.
00:03:12 What? Ricky,
00:03:14 - Why you take one of my own, huh?
00:03:17 Why you work against me? Why the three
00:03:21 No, we don't-
00:03:23 - I've never seen those men in my life.
00:03:26 - We didn't take him. We don't know him.
00:03:28 - Why... are you doing this?
00:03:32 That's really, really bright.
00:03:34 You came to my daughter's
00:03:37 Bad decision. Guys!
00:03:40 You wore a hat
00:03:43 Light this piece of"chit" up.
00:03:45 Don't light this chicken!
00:03:49 Come on.
00:03:50 - I said piece of"chit," not chicken.
00:03:54 Oh, God. Oh, shit.
00:03:59 - Watch the hat.
00:04:11 Oh, my.
00:04:13 Sheriff's department.
00:04:15 I need to know
00:04:18 and if I got this done
00:04:21 No, ma'am.
00:04:23 - Show me the other side.
00:04:25 - No, it looks-They're twins.
00:04:29 Actually, I have nothing down there.
00:04:32 - Just like a Barbie.
00:04:58 Ow!
00:05:00 Ow!
00:05:03 Ow!
00:05:05 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh-
00:05:08 We have received a noise complaint...
00:05:11 at the residence of someone
00:05:13 - 4211. Here we go.
00:05:16 This is a house, huh?
00:05:21 Mr. Suge Knight?
00:05:23 - Sheriff's department!
00:05:27 Mr. Suge Knight!
00:05:36 - Shit.
00:05:40 Uh, we're gonna need
00:05:44 We're gonna need to get
00:05:47 Uh, ex-excuse me.
00:05:50 "Soog" Knight. Suge-
00:05:52 Are you Suge?
00:05:55 Are you Jay-Z?
00:06:00 - I don't think so.
00:06:02 - It's Suge Knight's birthday?
00:06:05 Hey, when are they doing the
00:06:08 Okay, I am standing right here!
00:06:10 I am using my outside voice,
00:06:13 I want the music
00:06:15 I am so serious,
00:06:17 The music goes off right now!
00:06:27 And now that
00:06:32 we have a special message
00:06:38 from Miami's...
00:06:41 number one strip-o-grams.
00:06:44 That's right, birthday boy.
00:07:06 That's right.
00:07:39 Listen.
00:07:41 What?
00:07:43 No phones.
00:07:47 - All right.
00:07:49 - Wow.
00:07:53 Reno S.D. All right, okay. Okay.
00:07:58 - It's 0200 hours right now.
00:08:01 I don't think we're any good to this city
00:08:04 Let's take a-
00:08:06 We'll regroup here at 0330, okay?
00:08:09 Get some rest.
00:08:19 'Cause it's dirty! Yeah!
00:08:36 You need me to hold your drink for you?
00:08:45 Oh! What!
00:08:49 In this corner, we got
00:08:51 and in this corner, we got some old,
00:08:56 Yo, man, you need to bring it.
00:08:58 Come on.
00:09:01 - Ohh!
00:09:26 Hey, there, Jim.
00:09:32 What do you say?
00:09:36 Trudy, don't cry.
00:09:39 - Oh, God, I'm so humiliated.
00:09:41 Trudy. Trudy, please don't cry.
00:09:43 Jim, I was just hoping that
00:09:45 - you and I could just sort of hold
00:09:48 Trudy, you know I'm playing
00:09:50 - Mm-hmm. L- I had a hunch.
00:09:52 - Yeah.
00:09:58 Jim, would you just
00:10:24 I thought that would break.
00:10:26 Okay, here we go.
00:10:39 Okay.
00:11:55 - What the fuck? What the fuck?
00:11:58 - Ow! Ow! Jim. Ow. Ow.
00:12:01 - It's caught.
00:12:03 - My watch. My watch is caught on your pube.
00:12:05 - Don't yank it.
00:12:07 Don't jiggle.
00:12:09 I'm trying to get it. Goddamn it!
00:12:12 - You're caught on a pube.
00:12:15 Well, I'm sorry!
00:12:17 Meanwhile, my watch is caught
00:12:19 - Okay, let's do it like a Band-Aid.
00:12:21 - Okay.
00:12:23 Okay, hold on. Hold on.
00:12:32 How did the 911 switchboard
00:12:35 Because we had to unplug it
00:12:38 Don't yell-
00:12:40 I'm not- in no mood
00:12:42 Sorry. Jim, we got
00:12:45 - Ooh, you guys.
00:12:49 There's a domestic dispute on Brad Pitt
00:12:55 No, it's not.
00:12:57 Easy. Got it. Easy, easy.
00:12:59 Done. Done, done, done.
00:13:06 What the fuck, man?
00:13:08 - Mr. And Mrs. Pitt!
00:13:11 - Sheriff's department!
00:13:14 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
00:13:16 - Okay. Okay, my-
00:13:20 I am so tired of you Renos.
00:13:22 I'm sorry this is the end
00:13:24 But you see, I created
00:13:26 because you are the last thing
00:13:29 Between what and what?
00:13:31 Between running this town.
00:13:35 Freeze, you fuckin' little monkey!
00:13:38 F.B.I. Nobody move.
00:13:41 Are you kidding me?
00:13:43 F.B.I., you know-
00:13:45 Get down. That's it.
00:13:47 - Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:13:50 - That's it. Let's go. You stay right where you are.
00:13:55 Go, you flies in the ointment!
00:13:58 Get him!
00:14:00 F.B.I., you broke my heart!
00:14:03 You broke my heart!
00:14:05 Oh, shit.
00:14:07 Hold your fire!
00:14:09 - Hold your fire!
00:14:11 - Yeah, me too.
00:14:14 - He has the antidote for the bioattack.
00:14:17 - You're undercover F.B.I.
00:14:19 - She earned it.
00:14:21 - You got a little bit-
00:14:23 - On both sides.
00:14:27 This whole goddamn thing is busted wide
00:14:30 The F.B.I. Has had a mole
00:14:33 She knows everything. She knows names.
00:14:35 She can connect the drug
00:14:39 She can connect the bioattack
00:14:41 She can connect Mr. Big, the bioattack
00:14:45 We get to Mr. Big, all of these cops
00:14:48 - She's gonna sing like a little bird.
00:14:52 It's a 23-delta-one, sir.
00:15:07 You're fired.
00:15:09 All of you.
00:15:11 Um, hand in your badges.
00:15:14 Out of Miami.
00:15:16 - I'm sorry, Jeff.
00:15:18 - Okay.
00:15:19 Don't- S-
00:15:23 - Our bad.
00:15:25 Don't say anything.
00:15:26 - We suck.
00:15:29 - I am really sorry, you know.
00:15:31 - You know. You know how shit goes d-
00:15:34 - Sorry.
00:15:38 I have some regrets. I, uh-
00:15:42 It may seem dumb...
00:15:45 but they had one of
00:15:51 We never got to ride it.
00:15:54 Yeah, might as well
00:16:00 "Miami's only 24-hour tattoo parlor.
00:16:03 "Ron's Discount Tattoo.
00:16:05 Hepatitis free."
00:16:12 Sheriff's department.
00:16:14 - Ron, I'm looking for Ron.
00:16:16 - Ron.
00:16:17 - Buddy.
00:16:20 Do you remember me at all?
00:16:24 Oh, hey, I don't recognize the face,
00:16:27 How are you, Clem?
00:16:30 - You remember Paul, right?
00:16:32 - How you doin'?
00:16:34 Please, l- I am in-
00:16:36 - Who is this?
00:16:39 - That's good work, Ron.
00:16:43 Thanks. Help me out.
00:16:45 - All right. Well-
00:16:49 Okay, well, you come in with this guy.
00:16:52 Looked to me like- I don't know-
00:16:56 Yep. Hobo.
00:16:59 And you got his face tattooed
00:17:06 So-
00:17:12 - What you're sayin' is I
00:17:16 Stumbled in here...
00:17:22 More or less. Yeah.
00:17:24 And I...
00:17:27 defaced my chest-
00:17:30 No, you-
00:17:33 If you want,
00:17:35 I could make a unicorn out of that.
00:17:37 Freehand.
00:17:41 We screwed up pretty good.
00:17:44 We letJeff the acting mayor down.
00:17:47 But we're big enough...
00:17:50 to admit when
00:17:53 And... we're smart enough to fix it.
00:17:57 We're gonna make it up toJeff.
00:17:59 And how are we gonna
00:18:01 The best way we know how,
00:18:04 Ice cream cake!
00:18:12 Coming!
00:18:15 - Here I come!
00:18:17 - I'm almost there!
00:18:19 All right, who's he-
00:18:22 - Oh! Hello! Look at all of you.
00:18:26 How many?
00:18:28 - Yeah, is that what you want?
00:18:30 - Is Jeff around?
00:18:33 - Oh.
00:18:35 - Yeah, he's- he's-
00:18:37 - Yeah. What do you want?
00:18:39 so we brought him a ice cream cake.
00:18:41 Oh, my God!
00:18:44 Oh, she loves ice cream.
00:18:46 - Chocolate chip?
00:18:49 All right, come on in.
00:18:51 - Jeff!
00:18:53 - Careful of your shoes, please.
00:18:56 - Hey, Jeff.
00:18:58 Those pennies add up.
00:19:11 Take a bow, Reno cops.
00:19:14 - You- Good job. - Did you set me
00:19:19 What the hell are you even saying?
00:19:21 How clear could I have made it?
00:19:23 - I don't leave nothing, man. I see
00:19:26 Then we don't have to worry about them
00:19:29 Oh, my God!
00:19:31 How did they figure out
00:19:34 in the way of me being the mayor?
00:19:36 And then you, with all of your
00:19:41 was going to turn this state...
00:19:43 into the biggest narco empire
00:19:48 - Well, they figuring it out now.
00:19:51 Obviously, you guys put it all together.
00:19:53 That's exactly right, Spoder.
00:19:59 - Mm-hmm.
00:20:00 - Amen.
00:20:02 Could you go over the middle part again,
00:20:05 Oh, I'd be- I'd be happy to
00:20:07 - Okay.
00:20:09 - All right, everyone. Everyone.
00:20:12 Get back!
00:20:14 Close the case. Close the case.
00:20:17 - Give me the antidote! Give me the antidote!
00:20:20 - Okay.
00:20:22 - Hey, man.
00:20:24 - No, you know what you are, man?
00:20:26 I say, you know what you are?
00:20:28 You're haza.
00:20:31 I've understood, like, every third word you've
00:20:35 And you know what?
00:20:38 'Cause all of you-
00:20:41 Get a load of Spoder!
00:20:43 - Oh-
00:20:44 Okay, okay. Okay.
00:20:48 This isn't me. This isn't-
00:20:50 - What happened to your accent?
00:20:53 My name is Ethan.
00:20:55 - Shut up!
00:20:57 Originally, I'm from Fort Collins.
00:21:00 I was dealing blow
00:21:03 Uh, but it was a- a fruitless thing to do-
00:21:05 It's hard to sell coke there.
00:21:07 I don't know whether it's the elevation
00:21:11 They're more interested in, uh, like, you know, mush
00:21:15 - This was, uh-
00:21:18 - Do you have more of that here or is it all with him?
00:21:22 - He has all of the antidote.
00:21:26 Like I told you,
00:21:28 Uh, as long as
00:21:31 - I'll rat that guy.
00:21:33 - I think we can do immunity, right?
00:21:36 - No immunity to bullets.
00:21:38 Oh, God!
00:21:45 - Let's get him!
00:21:48 - Go! Go! Go! Go!
00:21:50 Shit! She's stuck!
00:21:52 - Push me!
00:21:54 Go the other way!
00:21:56 Other way! Other way!
00:21:58 - Go! Go! Go!
00:22:00 - You stay right there, Mrs. Spoder.
00:22:02 - You're a material witness, Mrs. Spoder!
00:22:05 - Can somebody help me?
00:22:07 - Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:22:09 Oh, my God! Jesus!
00:22:12 Hey! Hey!
00:22:14 What the fuck? Did they
00:22:18 - Go! Come on! Go! Go! Go!
00:22:21 He's goin'.
00:22:23 - Oh, time out.
00:22:27 Jeff!
00:22:29 - Travis!
00:22:31 - Junior, don't play God.
00:22:33 - Out of the way! Police pursuit!
00:22:37 - You gotta- Son of a-Jesus!
00:22:39 - Whoa!
00:22:42 - Come on. Let's go for it!
00:22:46 - Ohh!
00:22:49 - You don't wanna go where I'm goin;!
00:22:52 - Go to the left!
00:22:54 Ohh! Ohh!
00:22:56 - Oh, my God!
00:22:59 Assholes!
00:23:01 - Don't you dare! Don't you dare!
00:23:04 Hey! Hey!
00:23:06 - Watch where you're shooting! Jesus Christ!
00:23:12 - He's gonna jump that bridge!
00:23:14 - He's gonna do it!
00:23:18 - Hammer of the gods!
00:23:22 - Whoa!
00:23:26 - Oh, that hurts.
00:23:29 Everybody, hey, hands up! Hands up!
00:23:31 Get down! Get down! Get down!
00:23:34 - No, no, I mean- I mean, stand up!
00:23:36 - No, don't get- I swear to God!
00:23:40 Everyone, stand up and look at me!
00:23:43 - Stand up and look at you.
00:23:47 - K-Kick your guns away.
00:23:49 Don't walk after them! Kick them
00:23:52 - Kick them and step back?
00:23:54 - What are you doing?
00:23:56 Step back!
00:23:58 Guess what?
00:24:02 I'm glad that you douche-nozzles
00:24:07 Because now I am drunk
00:24:11 - And th- What, Dangle?
00:24:15 I will think of some-Stand up!
00:24:19 Final words.
00:24:22 Um, um, uh, legalize it?
00:24:25 Great. Fine. Wiegel.
00:24:27 - Okay, when I was in the fourth grade-
00:24:30 - Dangle, last words.
00:24:35 - Great.
00:24:37 - All right, no, that's your last words.
00:24:40 - That's your last words.
00:24:42 - Here we go. Ready?
00:24:45 Anybody call for backup? Yeah!
00:24:50 "El departmento de sheriff."
00:24:53 Die, you whirlybird motherfuckers!
00:25:01 No, I got it. Shit. Hold on.
00:25:03 Goddamn- No, I got it.
00:25:11 I give up, whirlybird!
00:25:14 - Whoo! Ha, ha!
00:25:20 I need the extender!
00:25:24 I need the- another set of cuffs.
00:25:27 Yeah!
00:25:34 I'm not chubby.
00:25:38 - Protective karate fat. You know what?
00:25:42 Tell it to the judge, Spoder.
00:25:50 Nice work, people.
00:25:54 You know, I know we're probably not the
00:25:58 Probably not the best trained.
00:26:03 Probably not the smartest bunch
00:26:06 Individually, I don't think
00:26:09 - a couple of colored people, some
00:26:14 But l- I think
00:26:18 Know what we are?
00:26:21 - A squad?
00:26:23 - Squad. Gorgeous.
00:26:25 - People. All sort of right.
00:26:27 - Rope?
00:26:29 Broke. All pretty accurate.
00:26:31 - Heroes.
00:26:33 Heroes- Can I fini- Okay, can I fuckin'
00:26:39 Shit!
00:26:46 That was my bad.
00:26:48 - Was that the oneJeff was in?
00:26:54 - Anybody-
00:26:57 Double-time. Double-time.
00:27:01 If you were inside
00:27:04 let's have you line up
00:27:07 We have an antidote. We need everyone to
00:27:14 Hi.
00:27:17 Look, you don't have to thank us.
00:27:20 I know.
00:27:22 You did your job. Barely.
00:27:25 So what?
00:27:34 Well, good ridd- riddance
00:28:11 These were literally right in front of me.
00:28:14 He's getting his badge.
00:28:39 - Heroes.
00:28:42 Teamwork. Teamwork. Teamwork.
00:28:44 - That's my team. A teamwork team.
00:28:48 Best sheriff's department in the world.
00:28:50 I bet we're gonna make
00:28:52 - We rock.
00:28:54 - You could-
00:28:59 You're something to behold
00:29:03 I'm impressed.
00:29:06 And I have been wrong about you.
00:29:11 I want to invite you to
00:29:15 We'd like you to join us.
00:29:29 Sheriff Wagner...
00:29:32 the Reno Sheriff's Department
00:29:37 they're like my family.
00:29:41 But they're also...
00:29:47 the dumbest group of people I've ever met
00:29:53 So l- I would like a new family.
00:29:55 And I'd like that family
00:29:58 - You're awesome. Yes, I accept. Thank you very much.
00:30:02 Guys, I'll see you!
00:30:05 - What?
00:30:07 Uh, won't. Won't be back. I'm taking a job
00:30:10 - What?
00:30:12 Yeah. I'm not quitting.
00:30:15 Jim, you're just gonna leave me here?
00:30:17 - No, I'm gonna leave all of you here.
00:30:20 - I know. I know. You've always loved me. It's fine.
00:30:23 I'll see you guys.
00:30:26 Do you guys ski Ajax
00:30:35 - Hold mine too.
00:30:38 - Oh, he's not holding your bag.
00:30:40 Hey, Terry.
00:30:44 - What are you doing here?
00:30:47 He says he's out here
00:30:49 I am recording my album.
00:30:52 - Mm-hmm. That's a ukulele, Terry.
00:30:56 We're getting on the bus and going back home.
00:30:59 I'm not taking the bus, 'cause
00:31:02 I have my own jet, okay,
00:31:06 - I already told you that.
00:31:08 I'll take my limo.
00:31:10 And my limo driver, Barry Baum.
00:31:12 - Your limo driver Barry Baum-
00:31:15 - is gonna take you to your privatejet?
00:31:18 Hey, look at my "lim'."
00:31:20 - Hi, Barry Baum.
00:31:24 - Sir, is your name, in fact, Barry Baum?
00:31:28 I'm Barry Baum, yes.
00:31:30 You guys want a ride or do you
00:31:34 - I got shotgun!
00:31:37 - Yeah.
00:31:41 Whoo!
00:31:45 - Super Terry Airlines.
00:31:47 - Come onboard. It's so fucking sweet.
00:31:50 - Ta-da!
00:31:53 - Fuck You, Dad.
00:31:58 Fuck you.
00:32:01 - Do you like the new album or what?
00:32:04 - Listening party. Monaco.
00:32:08 - I like the hair. It's so Stamos.
00:32:12 These are my friends from Reno.
00:32:14 Nice to meet you, sir.
00:32:16 Oh, thank you.
00:32:18 We've arrested him several times
00:32:22 - Quick impression.
00:32:25 Is this, uh, really,
00:32:28 This is his jet. I gave it to him
00:32:31 I do remember. Oh, that was a great
00:32:35 - TheJacuzzi's on.
00:32:37 - Sure.
00:32:40 - I didn't believe you. I'm sorry.
00:32:43 - Oh, my God!
00:32:45 - Oh, wow.
00:32:48 Whoo!
00:32:53 Um, as you know, we have, uh...
00:32:56 faced violence and danger
00:32:58 throughout our career, uh, via weapons...
00:33:01 Such as knives, shivs, forks,
00:33:04 The department wants us
00:33:07 They have issued us, uh...
00:33:09 a requirement to carry Handi
00:33:16 Hi, guys.
00:33:23 I'll take it from here.
00:33:25 Thank you. Thank you, guys.
00:33:31 I wanna-
00:33:36 I got out to Colorado...
00:33:39 and I went out, uh, and stood...
00:33:42 at the top of a mountain
00:33:46 And I looked down the mountain,
00:33:50 And I could see the way
00:33:55 - They found out you were a-
00:33:58 Yeah. They got a zero tolerance
00:34:02 I just want to say
00:34:07 I know that you came back for me.
00:34:09 And I appreciate it.
00:34:14 - We'll talk later.
00:34:17 - Sorry, gang.
00:34:19 No better way to show your affection
00:34:27 - Hey, Jim, you know what you missed while you weren't here?
00:34:31 - Pajama Tuesdays.
00:34:33 Which, uh, she was only one
00:34:35 And I think that she did not do it on purpose,
00:34:40 Hey, gang! Amazing news.
00:34:42 Oh, my God. We have been invited to
00:34:48 We're going to Scotland Yard!
00:34:50 Yes!
00:34:59 All week long I've been
00:35:02 And he's on my boob,
00:35:05 And I don't-
00:35:08 I don't know who this is,
00:35:10 - I just thought finally, you know, I can-
00:35:14 - Can come home to somebody. - My God,
00:35:19 Right there.
00:35:21 - Kinda.
00:35:32 - Please, go on the other side of the fence.
00:35:36 I want to find out what
00:35:45 - What are you doing?
00:35:47 - What is that?
00:35:49 You wouldn't dare shoot me.
00:35:52 - Holy shit!
00:35:55 Look at you! Wow.
00:36:00 You are, uh, in high school.
00:36:03 Junior high. I'll be 14 next month.
00:36:07 Hey! Fourteen! Next month!
00:36:11 - No, well, I'm a whole year older for my grade.
00:36:14 - How are you?
00:36:18 - I'm leaving with my man. - She's not-
00:36:21 - Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
00:36:23 - Come on.
00:36:25 - I can take it off.
00:36:27 - No!
00:36:29 Joe. Joe. Joe.
00:36:32 I'll be bad.
00:36:34 - No! No! - No! That's not
00:36:37 - if you're actually still in school.
00:36:39 - They're fuzzy hearts.
00:36:41 - Touch my fuzzy hearts! No!
00:36:45 No!
00:36:47 Very, very nice to meet you.
00:36:50 - No, no, no!
00:36:55 Call me when you're 16.
00:36:58 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:37:02 Easy. Easy. Easy.
00:37:04 Tru. Tru. Easy. Easy. Easy.
00:37:07 I don't know.
00:37:09 - It doesn't go like this. - I don't think-
00:37:12 - Auf Wiedersehen.
00:37:17 - All right.
00:37:19 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
00:37:22 You are a lesbian, right?
00:37:27 I don't know how many times
00:37:31 I am not a lesbian.
00:37:35 I'm pretty sure she is.
00:37:38 Get back on your Commie fuckin' raft,
00:37:41 And you know what?
00:37:44 Now!
00:37:55 You know you're going
00:37:57 How does it work?
00:37:59 - Oh, see, it's like that. You put it
00:38:03 - Okay. What's that for? - This gets
00:38:06 - You suck the resin off. Get high.
00:38:08 But you can also do a shotgun-
00:38:10 Well, wait, I can- No, you shotgun it
00:38:14 - And then you light it, and you go-
00:38:17 - Double bong. Double bong.
00:38:19 - You suck on that. You suck on this end.
00:38:21 - And then you-
00:38:23 - What does it do?
00:38:28 and then you pull this to extract
00:38:36 I'm a proctologist.
00:38:45 - That explains the- the
00:42:41 Check it out.
00:42:48 That one works.
00:43:04 - Is it workin'? It's stuck.
00:43:07 - The bag's stuck.
00:43:12 - What's the radioactive symbol for?
00:43:14 - Can you get it?
00:43:17 - Push it which way?
00:43:19 - That way? - No, th- No,
00:43:22 Please. Other way.
00:43:25 - Hang on. Hang on, I got it!
00:43:27 - Oh, don't!
00:43:29 No, no, no, no!
00:43:31 Please stop it.
00:43:34 Oh. Hey, okay, okay, okay!
00:43:36 - Oh, my God.
00:43:39 - You never had your wisdom teeth out?
00:43:42 - I think you might need your wisdom teeth out, bro.
00:43:46 Is it goin'? Is it goin'?
00:43:51 Do I look at you,
00:43:57 You know, they told us just to
00:44:01 but, uh, you know,
00:44:06 Feel likeJeff Gordon or something
00:44:10 Wish I had something to say.
00:44:14 Do I look better like this- 10:00 and
00:44:17 'Cause I could also- I could roll down
00:44:22 Shit! Fuck! Ow!