Reno 911 Miami
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Get the truck in! |
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Damn it! |
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I don't want any more casualties. |
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Get that news crew |
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- Sir! |
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What the hell's |
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We tried the urban assault tank. |
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The guys in there are pros, |
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- They say they've got a nuke. |
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And I'm up for reelection. |
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Don't worry. We've called in |
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Who the hell are those people? |
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- Sheriff's department. |
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the finest team of |
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But where the hell's |
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Ow. Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. |
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All right, talk to me, people. |
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Thirty-five civilians on the 40th floor. |
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Twenty-two Chechnyan separatists, |
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They say they got a nuke, and I don't |
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All right, people, |
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Jones, Garcia, |
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breach the perimeter of that building |
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- before they flambé half of Washoe County. |
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Kimball, Johnson, |
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- Got it. |
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- and shave her good. |
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Wait, hold on, man. How comeJunior |
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and I got to go down |
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Why does he have to shave anybody? |
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Oh, wow. |
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You know you're driving, right? |
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Huh. |
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Is somebody gonna get that? |
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Damn it! |
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My favorite thing |
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I love it when that perp |
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You draw down on 'em. |
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"Oh, she about to kill me. |
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I love that. |
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I became a cop because... |
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my doctors thought it |
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for me to get out of the house. |
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I feel like I bring a real, uh, |
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For example, my uniform, uh- |
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I don't wear the regulation uniform. L- |
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I wear these, uh, shorts. |
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And I actually had to lobby the sheriff's |
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Uh, but my argument was, |
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I gotta be able to move |
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A law enforcement cheetah. |
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Let's go! Let's go! |
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We got ourselves a 8-14- |
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I'll tell you right now, |
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This is what working for the Reno |
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Let's do it, people. Move! |
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- We got a situation here, Dangle. |
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- What? |
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- That's not an 8-14! |
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- Who called in the 8-14? |
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- Just chase him into the jacket, |
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- Armed person on a roof. |
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- I thought a 8-14 was arson. |
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- No, no, no, no. |
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Stop, chicken! Stop! |
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- Ah, shit! |
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I got it. I got him. |
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- Oh, shit. |
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Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! |
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Chicken! |
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- No, no! |
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- Maybe he'll hold still. We can beat him to death. |
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Ow! Shit! Whoa! |
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Can we all shoot |
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You point and you shoot. |
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- Let's shoot at the same time? |
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Okay. That's the only thing that |
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- One. |
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- Is yours out? - Two-And then that |
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Don't start a count |
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- Oh, sorry. |
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One- |
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- Sorry. My bad. |
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One, two- |
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- What? I didn't know- |
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- Okay, on- |
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- What? - I'm |
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Oh, I wasn't out. Sorry. |
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- They fit that little midget guy. |
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- Should I call the newspaper and have 'em come take our picture? |
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You do one on both legs. |
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I have applied, uh... |
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nine times... |
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to the Aspen Sheriff's Department. |
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Um, I'll tell you this in- |
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L- I just don't think I can |
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You know, Reno's really a lot |
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except that everybody's on crystal meth |
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Fuck you! |
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- Ah, morning, gang. |
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So, the trustees were |
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and there should not be... |
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So that sound that we were all hearing |
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- I hear it. |
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- I knew they didn't get all of'em. |
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No more shooting in here. |
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- Yes. No, we have. |
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When do we shoot? |
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Never. |
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- Hey! |
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Guess what, guys? |
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to the American Police |
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- Oh! |
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- Is this a joke? |
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- Three days of fun in the sun. |
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They invited us this year... |
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they invited everybody. |
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- I'll take it. |
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Group hugs. Group hugs. |
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- I'm gonna pass out. |
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- Yeah. |
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Come on. |
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Flyin'in style! |
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We, um- |
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I'm pooping. |
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Aah! |
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- Oh, Christ, I was dreaming. |
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I was dreaming that I was driving, |
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Oh, God! Oh! |
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- Can we go look at the guns? |
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I'm gonna get our passes. |
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Oh, my God. |
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That's the Aspen Sheriff's Department. |
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Sheriff Wagner. |
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- Wrong bar, buddy. |
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I'm in my, uh, civilian rig. |
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- You probably remember me from your- |
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Dangle. Lieutenant, uh, uh, Jim- |
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Uh, I sent you my résumé and-and some stats |
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- Yeah. |
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- There were nine. |
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We got 'em. |
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We have a pretty good laugh. |
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I didn't believe you were real. |
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This Dangle thing, I swear to gosh- |
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- I haven't seen one thing- |
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- In your file- |
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That would indicate... |
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So, thanks. |
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- I'd love to change your mind on that. |
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Just want to press the- Okay. |
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Hi. Yeah, could you step away |
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Yeah, ma'am, I was just |
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- during the Marine Corps back in '82, '85. |
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Is there someone above you? |
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- There's, um- Is there yelling? |
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Hi, I'm, uh, Deputy Assistant |
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- And you're- - Hi. LieutenantJim |
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- Lieutenant Jim Dangle, Reno Sheriff's Department. |
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I did it several times. |
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- Trudy did the reservations, right? |
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- You did a name and city search? |
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- There's no Reno. |
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- I am aware that there's a Reno. |
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- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! |
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- Here we go. |
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What the fuck? |
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- I don't like yelling, okay? |
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- can we have at least, please, our hotel room keys? |
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- We've been on a bus for days. |
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- You're not in there for hotel rooms. Sorry. |
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are with the registration packets, |
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And give us all of those |
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You can't have them because |
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- What are we gonna do? |
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I'll tell you what we're gonna do. |
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- No, we don't. |
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- We have each other. |
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- That's not-That's not better. |
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we'll go someplace even nicer- |
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Hola. |
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- Hi. |
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- How are you? |
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How are you? |
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How many of them are you |
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Uh, there's eight of us |
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Eight. How- How many |
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- Uh, we would prefer eight. |
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Let's go see the entire hotel, |
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- I'll take you on a quick tour. |
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Then you can all get back |
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Uh, A: We're not here for a suck fest, |
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- There's been a little mix-up, which |
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- Okay. |
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A fucking suck fest convention |
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Hey, assholes. More assholes |
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How's the suck fest going, assholes? |
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You know the suck fest in here? |
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- How many rooms do you have, Glen? |
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- I have- uh, six rooms. |
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- Can we have the keys to those? |
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- Okay, gang, and we'll- |
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- That's it. |
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What are you doin'? |
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This motel is like- |
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It's like the kind of place you'd come to |
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a good old-fashioned rapin'... |
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or a down-home murder. |
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Okay, gang, |
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- Yeah. |
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But goddamn it, |
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- We're in "Mee-ami." |
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This city's got hot |
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Goddamn it. Let's go paint this town red. |
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- Hey, bitch, you shut |
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Thanks for drivin', man. |
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No problem. |
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. |
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Take the night off, Joe. |
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Need some assistance there, ma'am? |
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- Hey, Clemmy. |
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How ya doin'? |
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I'm so tired. I just feel like we've been |
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Oh. Well. |
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- Let's go take- |
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Oh, okay. |
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Good night. |
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Damn. |
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Hey, bro, check it out. |
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It's a goof. Just a goof. |
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Hey, Jim. |
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You want to be a doll |
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
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Stop right there |
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I got some liquor. |
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- I'm not feelin' well, baby. |
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- Come here. |
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I'm coming down with something. |
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Please? |
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Ooh, that pisses me off. |
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- Hey, Ray. |
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- Oh! Oh, hey, I'm sorry. |
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I don't appreciate you insinuating |
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- I'm sorry. |
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This is, uh-This is Trill. |
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We're gonna go play |
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We'll see you later. |
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Come on, ladies. |
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Oh! |
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- What's up, girl? |
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- Yeah. Yes. |
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Why don't you come |
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- Speaking of bushes- |
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I don't know |
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Get one of these, uh- |
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- Huh? Get in a bush and- |
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I don't know about that. |
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Oh. |
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I'm so sick. |
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Come on. Come on! |
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Oh, my God! |
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It ain't what it looks like! |
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Be gentle. Geez! |
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Oh, my God- |
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- Hey, Jonesy! |
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Man Speaking Spanish] |
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Open up. I don't have |
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It's open. |
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- Oh, my God. Are you okay? |
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I'm in love. |
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- Congratulations. |
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For real. Like for real. |
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- A love bandage. |
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- Yeah, an Ace bandage on your- |
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Oh, my Go- If I have been stabbed, |
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- Stop the room. Stop the room from moving, please. |
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Hold on. Hold on. You have something |
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That's him! |
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- Oh! That's him. |
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- That's him. |
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This is the man that's been making sweet, |
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Kinda looks like Richard Petty, |
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- Yeah. You've been making love with Richard Petty? |
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I love him. |
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I have to find who this is. |
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- Well, no, we gotta go- |
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No, we gotta go back |
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No, you have to go buy me |
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'cause it's gonna be one |
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- Oh, no. Yeast infection time. |
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- I'm gonna break this |
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- This looks bad. |
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- Holy fuck. |
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It is not identified. Do we have |
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- from Miami- |
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Jeff Spoder. |
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Right. What we need is someone who is |
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They're all- |
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is stuck in the convention center |
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You quarantined them in there, |
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I'm actually- |
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All right, this is |
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If you need any office supplies, |
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a stapler, |
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L- I'd like to coordinate with your, um, |
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I'd love to know where you are |
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That would be helpful. Now- |
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We have an infectious |
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We have quarantined it. We have plus |
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from all over this great |
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- 2,130. |
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outside the confines of this building? |
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Step up. |
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Anybody? |
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Jesus Christ. |
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Sir, yes, sir. Wh-What are- |
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All right, right now we got the entire |
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- Check. |
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I need every one of you out there... |
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answering 911 calls, |
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Department of Homeland Security |
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There is no police force of |
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How the hell have you |
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- Go out there, patrol the streets. |
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You're the only thing standing |
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Check! |
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The Reno Sheriff's Department |
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- Where's the, uh- |
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- Where's the police station? |
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It's all right. |
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- Rogers? |
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Holy shit! |
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Rick Smith, SWAT. |
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They call me "The Condor." |
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I'm sorry I'm late to the barbecue. |
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Let me ask you a question, people. |
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What's the difference |
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- Oh, I know. Bravery is something that you do. |
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Cour- Sorry. |
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Bravery is when |
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and you're not even scared. |
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Courage is when you're |
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you should be scared, |
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Oh. |
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You will not fail. |
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I will not allow you to fail. |
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Under my watch, |
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As God as my witness, |
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Are you with me? |
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Uh- |
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- Are you with me? |
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It's okay. I know what I'm doing. |
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This can come out. |
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- Okay. |
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- Yes! |
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- Yes! - How- Okay, the thing. |
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Wait. Wait. Wait. |
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No, it's okay. I got 10 seconds |
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- I got 'em. |
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Oh, fuck. |
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Oh, man! |
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Um, so does that mean |
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Yeah. |
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I scheduled a big Friday meeting. |
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Wow. |
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911- |
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Sheriff's department. |
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Hello- Hello? |
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- Sheriff's department. |
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- Sheriff's department. |
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Sheriff's department. |
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911. Uh, yes, sir, what is |
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Okay, where are you? |
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No, in relationship to where I am. |
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I just have to check a map. I am s- |
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- Hello, sheriff's department. - All |
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Uh, I don't have- I don't- |
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Okay, people! |
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- Dear Lord. |
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My ride is greater than your ride. |
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Hey, everybody. Everybody- |
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- Let's be careful out there, okay? |
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- Oh. - Oh. |
00:25:49 |
- Are you okay? |
00:25:51 |
- I'm fine. |
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Supposed to be- |
00:26:00 |
We could've hit 11 th and Ocean, |
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Wait a second. |
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I think we're in a- |
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- I think we're in a café. |
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Shit. |
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Sheriff's department. |
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Nothin'- |
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It took us 40 minutes to get out. |
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If you would've turned |
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- You didn't tell me to. |
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- No, you didn't. |
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- Sheriff's department! |
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- Oh! |
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- Oh, hell. Shit, no. |
00:26:45 |
- That's a North American alligator, man. |
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Uh- Hell, let's just- |
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- Yeah, we should just go. |
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Just let nature take its course. |
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Hello! There y'all are. |
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- Sir. |
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- Get back in- No! |
00:27:00 |
- Sir, please. Please get back in your yard. |
00:27:03 |
- We got a situation here, sir. |
00:27:05 |
- Couple blueberries comin' in and makin' a fruit salad, huh? |
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- Sir. Sir. |
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- We can't allow you to go in the pool, sir. |
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That gator won't bite. |
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- I don't know, sir. |
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He's a gator. Where you from? |
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We're from Reno. We're not from here. |
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- Oh, shit. |
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Rule number one for gator- |
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- You don't respect a gator, gator not respect you. |
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- Stop! |
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I'm gonna come at him |
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Not a prey, |
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- Stop that. T.J., pleasejust stop all of this. |
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Now watch this. |
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- No. |
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Don't even refle- |
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One, two, three, four, five, |
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That mean this gator 50 year old. |
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He know how to approach. |
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- No! No! |
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- Come on now! |
00:28:01 |
Come on. Get out. No. |
00:28:03 |
- Okay. No. |
00:28:07 |
Well, that gator dead. |
00:28:09 |
Yeah, this gator's dead. |
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Aah! |
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This is the life. |
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How did we luck out, |
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are dealing with that bio-attack? |
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I don't know. |
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I don't care. |
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- I'm shaking my shoulders. |
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- Check it out. |
00:28:41 |
- Don't hate. |
00:28:43 |
- Don't hate on me. No, she didn't. |
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- Yeah. |
00:28:48 |
'cause I don't want you embarrassing me |
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Okay, so if somebody comes up |
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"Hey, Officer," |
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- Give it to me. |
00:29:02 |
- So if somebody says, "Hey, |
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You just go, "What up, yo?" Got it? |
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What up, yo, player? |
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See, you keep putting extras on it. |
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- You just supposed to say exactly what I told you to say. |
00:29:18 |
- Hey, how you doin'? |
00:29:28 |
I did it again. |
00:29:32 |
- I'm hungry. |
00:29:36 |
- What? |
00:29:38 |
so instead of doing |
00:29:41 |
I did the- the pull over |
00:29:43 |
Oh, yeah, where you |
00:29:45 |
And I think I dribbled a little bit. |
00:30:00 |
¿Coma mi amigo bailar |
00:30:04 |
I don't speak Spanish. |
00:30:09 |
Hey! What the hell? Hey! |
00:30:11 |
Shit! Ow! |
00:30:30 |
How ya doin', guys? Eh? |
00:30:33 |
- Uh- |
00:30:35 |
- We don't know him, sir. |
00:30:38 |
Oh, you don't know who this is? |
00:30:41 |
No, sir. |
00:30:43 |
You believe these guys? |
00:30:45 |
Oh! Oh! |
00:30:48 |
- I get really sick and tired- |
00:30:56 |
Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
00:30:59 |
- We don't know him. |
00:31:00 |
I'm not a cop. I'm just- |
00:31:03 |
- How'd you know Mr. Big? |
00:31:05 |
- What is your connection to Mr. Big? |
00:31:08 |
- Why are you investigating me? |
00:31:11 |
Look, you guys are smart guys, right? |
00:31:13 |
- Yeah. |
00:31:15 |
- No. No. We're not. |
00:31:18 |
But you manage to walk the streets. |
00:31:21 |
We didn't-We couldn't get |
00:31:26 |
You're very smart. |
00:31:30 |
Huh? Huh? |
00:31:33 |
Oh! Oh! Man! |
00:31:36 |
- Ow! Goddamn! |
00:31:39 |
Sick fuck! Who brings |
00:31:44 |
You forget you ever see me. |
00:31:56 |
Sheriff's department. |
00:31:58 |
I got this tattoo the other day, um... |
00:32:00 |
and I don't know where I got it, |
00:32:04 |
Why don't you, uh, come back here. |
00:32:10 |
Mmm, yeah. |
00:32:12 |
Okay, so, the tattoo's |
00:32:15 |
- Mm-hmm. |
00:32:17 |
Well, you know, it's- it's as much |
00:32:20 |
Get a sense here, if I can- |
00:32:22 |
- If I just- |
00:32:24 |
Thank you. I'm hoping |
00:32:27 |
because I'm really in pain here. |
00:32:29 |
Hey! What the fuck? |
00:32:31 |
- Oh. I was- - Our fucking |
00:32:34 |
- I don't pay you to play |
00:32:36 |
She came in and l- |
00:32:39 |
- Snake the fucking toilets. |
00:32:41 |
- See you later, Breen. |
00:32:45 |
- Can I help you? |
00:32:47 |
So, we got a call that there was some |
00:32:51 |
Possible prostitution. |
00:32:54 |
Holy shit. Is that Terry? |
00:32:56 |
That's Terry. |
00:33:00 |
- Terry! |
00:33:02 |
- Hi! |
00:33:06 |
- What you doin' in Miami? |
00:33:08 |
Look at your hair. |
00:33:10 |
- Terry, what are you doin' here? |
00:33:12 |
I just flew in on my jet. |
00:33:14 |
Terry, what are you- |
00:33:16 |
- Did you know we were coming down here? |
00:33:19 |
It's where my house is. |
00:33:21 |
- This is where one of'em is. |
00:33:23 |
What did I do? |
00:33:25 |
What-That's what we want to know. |
00:33:27 |
We got a call about lewd |
00:33:29 |
and you the only thing I see around here |
00:33:33 |
How is this- |
00:33:35 |
I don't even know what- |
00:33:38 |
- Terry. |
00:33:40 |
Why are you here, |
00:33:42 |
I just flew in. |
00:33:46 |
It's called... |
00:33:48 |
Terry:: South Bitch:: Live:: |
00:33:51 |
Fuck You, Dad. |
00:33:53 |
And it drops in, uh, 2009. |
00:33:56 |
Terry, when you are here, |
00:34:01 |
Heavy on the "assador." |
00:34:04 |
South "be-otch." |
00:34:07 |
- Knock it off. |
00:34:09 |
- I'm on wheels, yo. |
00:34:12 |
- Ew. Terry. |
00:34:15 |
- Ugh! |
00:34:17 |
That's not all you on. |
00:34:20 |
- What else are you on? |
00:34:24 |
The Department of Homeland Security |
00:34:28 |
with some evidence collected |
00:34:31 |
from the convention center. |
00:34:33 |
And it is ourjob |
00:34:38 |
Anyone have a theory? |
00:34:45 |
Oh, my God! |
00:34:47 |
- Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! |
00:34:50 |
Aaah! Whoo-hoo! |
00:34:51 |
- Oh, God! Oh! |
00:34:53 |
Oh! Aaah! |
00:34:55 |
- You got some stunning abs. - Oh, thank |
00:35:00 |
- Really? |
00:35:02 |
- Yeah, you yoga or something? |
00:35:05 |
- You flexible? |
00:35:07 |
The thing is now you want to be sure |
00:35:11 |
You gotta, uh- |
00:35:13 |
What you don't want to do is get- |
00:35:17 |
Oops. |
00:35:19 |
- Oh. |
00:35:20 |
Whoo. Sorry about that. |
00:35:23 |
- All the spicy food up in here in Miami. |
00:35:25 |
Occupational hazard. |
00:35:38 |
Okay, okay, what have we got? |
00:35:49 |
C- C- C- |
00:35:52 |
"Calmaté." |
00:36:02 |
I noticed. |
00:36:04 |
Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs. |
00:36:08 |
All right. Yeah. |
00:36:10 |
Uh- |
00:36:17 |
We gotta clear this beach. |
00:36:20 |
Let's go. Boom. |
00:36:27 |
- You want me to come back to you? |
00:36:29 |
- Come back to you. Trudy Wiegel. |
00:36:32 |
- Yeah? |
00:36:34 |
that you can actually smell through? |
00:36:37 |
Uh, whale-related. Whale-related. |
00:36:39 |
- Not in- Not inventions. |
00:36:41 |
- Jim, if you think about it- |
00:36:45 |
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! |
00:36:48 |
Okay, people, this is how |
00:36:53 |
Here is our-What kind of whale |
00:36:57 |
- Uh, sperm? |
00:36:59 |
- Black whale. |
00:37:02 |
- Here's what- Here's what we're gonna do. |
00:37:04 |
We are, per Travis- |
00:37:09 |
- What'd I do? |
00:37:11 |
- Stick your butt in the air. |
00:37:13 |
- You put your feet on it like that and then |
00:37:18 |
- Jonesy! Jonesy! |
00:37:21 |
- Which is the hand-cut sushi and which |
00:37:26 |
We're gonna make some crosscuts, |
00:37:28 |
- L- I like California roll. - Okay, we'll then |
00:37:33 |
which we dig here to the ocean, |
00:37:36 |
- This is a channel to the ocean. |
00:37:39 |
- Yeah, into little sus- Which one's the |
00:37:43 |
I have no idea what |
00:37:45 |
Let's try and get it. It's only |
00:37:48 |
In... five, six, seven, eight. |
00:37:50 |
And- |
00:37:52 |
Do it! It's goin'! |
00:37:56 |
- It's movin'! |
00:38:05 |
Five, four, three. Hut! |
00:38:08 |
Go, Jonesy! Go! |
00:38:10 |
- Oh! |
00:38:12 |
Okay, ready, people, on my count. |
00:38:14 |
One, two, three! |
00:38:19 |
Oh! Oh! Wait! |
00:38:21 |
Wait! |
00:38:28 |
Get a Wet-Nap, people! |
00:38:29 |
Good God! We got a officer down. |
00:38:33 |
So, when the chips are down |
00:38:39 |
- uh, fourth and, uh- |
00:38:41 |
Goal. Who can you count on? |
00:38:43 |
And... his associates. |
00:38:48 |
Who shall remain nameless. |
00:38:51 |
- Trudy! Give me a "T." |
00:38:54 |
His associates. Anyway, all right, |
00:38:56 |
- Yeah. |
00:38:59 |
And- un, deux, trois. |
00:00:07 |
- Go team! Go team! Aaah! |
00:00:11 |
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! |
00:00:12 |
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! |
00:00:16 |
You blew up a wha- |
00:00:18 |
You blew up a whale on- |
00:00:21 |
There are people |
00:00:27 |
because you guys have been |
00:00:31 |
You bunch of jerk heads! |
00:00:33 |
P. Diddy's boat |
00:00:36 |
And then Shaq's boat, |
00:00:39 |
- Don't touch me! |
00:00:42 |
Now, you people-you have to |
00:00:48 |
And you have to get |
00:00:51 |
You need to strap it down! |
00:00:54 |
And get it together! |
00:00:57 |
Now, I'm gonna go |
00:01:00 |
to get yelled at some more! |
00:01:02 |
So thanks! |
00:01:07 |
- Sorry. |
00:01:10 |
Okay, guys, nojoke. |
00:01:14 |
We have got to strap it down. |
00:01:17 |
- Okay? |
00:01:19 |
I have no idea. |
00:01:22 |
I think it means |
00:01:31 |
What the fuck, man? |
00:01:33 |
- That's what the siren's for. |
00:01:36 |
- You're supposed to signal! |
00:01:38 |
Fuckin'deaf, dude. |
00:01:47 |
We are on a highly classified mission... |
00:01:49 |
from Homeland Security delivering |
00:01:54 |
E.T.A., 1.5 seconds. |
00:01:58 |
- Whoa. Made it. |
00:02:00 |
- Coffee, sir. |
00:02:03 |
I asked you for coffee. I didn't say |
00:02:07 |
We still haven't found an antidote. |
00:02:10 |
In 24 hours, I'm gonna have over |
00:02:15 |
Not like you. |
00:02:18 |
If you fuck with me |
00:02:20 |
I'm gonna fill up a tube sock |
00:02:22 |
I'm gonna beat you till I juice 'em. Then |
00:02:26 |
And you're gonna beg me, "Why? Why? Why?" |
00:02:29 |
'Cause you'll know it |
00:02:32 |
- Get outta here. Go. |
00:02:34 |
Louis, coffee. |
00:02:36 |
- What are we doin'? |
00:02:39 |
Right? We give the guy- |
00:02:44 |
Aaah! Why? |
00:02:58 |
- Oh, shit! |
00:03:00 |
- Dang! |
00:03:02 |
You guys are pretty smart, huh? |
00:03:04 |
- No. |
00:03:06 |
No, you keep saying that. |
00:03:12 |
What? Ricky, |
00:03:14 |
- Why you take one of my own, huh? |
00:03:17 |
Why you work against me? Why the three |
00:03:21 |
No, we don't- |
00:03:23 |
- I've never seen those men in my life. |
00:03:26 |
- We didn't take him. We don't know him. |
00:03:28 |
- Why... are you doing this? |
00:03:32 |
That's really, really bright. |
00:03:34 |
You came to my daughter's |
00:03:37 |
Bad decision. Guys! |
00:03:40 |
You wore a hat |
00:03:43 |
Light this piece of"chit" up. |
00:03:45 |
Don't light this chicken! |
00:03:49 |
Come on. |
00:03:50 |
- I said piece of"chit," not chicken. |
00:03:54 |
Oh, God. Oh, shit. |
00:03:59 |
- Watch the hat. |
00:04:11 |
Oh, my. |
00:04:13 |
Sheriff's department. |
00:04:15 |
I need to know |
00:04:18 |
and if I got this done |
00:04:21 |
No, ma'am. |
00:04:23 |
- Show me the other side. |
00:04:25 |
- No, it looks-They're twins. |
00:04:29 |
Actually, I have nothing down there. |
00:04:32 |
- Just like a Barbie. |
00:04:58 |
Ow! |
00:05:00 |
Ow! |
00:05:03 |
Ow! |
00:05:05 |
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh- |
00:05:08 |
We have received a noise complaint... |
00:05:11 |
at the residence of someone |
00:05:13 |
- 4211. Here we go. |
00:05:16 |
This is a house, huh? |
00:05:21 |
Mr. Suge Knight? |
00:05:23 |
- Sheriff's department! |
00:05:27 |
Mr. Suge Knight! |
00:05:36 |
- Shit. |
00:05:40 |
Uh, we're gonna need |
00:05:44 |
We're gonna need to get |
00:05:47 |
Uh, ex-excuse me. |
00:05:50 |
"Soog" Knight. Suge- |
00:05:52 |
Are you Suge? |
00:05:55 |
Are you Jay-Z? |
00:06:00 |
- I don't think so. |
00:06:02 |
- It's Suge Knight's birthday? |
00:06:05 |
Hey, when are they doing the |
00:06:08 |
Okay, I am standing right here! |
00:06:10 |
I am using my outside voice, |
00:06:13 |
I want the music |
00:06:15 |
I am so serious, |
00:06:17 |
The music goes off right now! |
00:06:27 |
And now that |
00:06:32 |
we have a special message |
00:06:38 |
from Miami's... |
00:06:41 |
number one strip-o-grams. |
00:06:44 |
That's right, birthday boy. |
00:07:06 |
That's right. |
00:07:39 |
Listen. |
00:07:41 |
What? |
00:07:43 |
No phones. |
00:07:47 |
- All right. |
00:07:49 |
- Wow. |
00:07:53 |
Reno S.D. All right, okay. Okay. |
00:07:58 |
- It's 0200 hours right now. |
00:08:01 |
I don't think we're any good to this city |
00:08:04 |
Let's take a- |
00:08:06 |
We'll regroup here at 0330, okay? |
00:08:09 |
Get some rest. |
00:08:19 |
'Cause it's dirty! Yeah! |
00:08:36 |
You need me to hold your drink for you? |
00:08:45 |
Oh! What! |
00:08:49 |
In this corner, we got |
00:08:51 |
and in this corner, we got some old, |
00:08:56 |
Yo, man, you need to bring it. |
00:08:58 |
Come on. |
00:09:01 |
- Ohh! |
00:09:26 |
Hey, there, Jim. |
00:09:32 |
What do you say? |
00:09:36 |
Trudy, don't cry. |
00:09:39 |
- Oh, God, I'm so humiliated. |
00:09:41 |
Trudy. Trudy, please don't cry. |
00:09:43 |
Jim, I was just hoping that |
00:09:45 |
- you and I could just sort of hold |
00:09:48 |
Trudy, you know I'm playing |
00:09:50 |
- Mm-hmm. L- I had a hunch. |
00:09:52 |
- Yeah. |
00:09:58 |
Jim, would you just |
00:10:24 |
I thought that would break. |
00:10:26 |
Okay, here we go. |
00:10:39 |
Okay. |
00:11:55 |
- What the fuck? What the fuck? |
00:11:58 |
- Ow! Ow! Jim. Ow. Ow. |
00:12:01 |
- It's caught. |
00:12:03 |
- My watch. My watch is caught on your pube. |
00:12:05 |
- Don't yank it. |
00:12:07 |
Don't jiggle. |
00:12:09 |
I'm trying to get it. Goddamn it! |
00:12:12 |
- You're caught on a pube. |
00:12:15 |
Well, I'm sorry! |
00:12:17 |
Meanwhile, my watch is caught |
00:12:19 |
- Okay, let's do it like a Band-Aid. |
00:12:21 |
- Okay. |
00:12:23 |
Okay, hold on. Hold on. |
00:12:32 |
How did the 911 switchboard |
00:12:35 |
Because we had to unplug it |
00:12:38 |
Don't yell- |
00:12:40 |
I'm not- in no mood |
00:12:42 |
Sorry. Jim, we got |
00:12:45 |
- Ooh, you guys. |
00:12:49 |
There's a domestic dispute on Brad Pitt |
00:12:55 |
No, it's not. |
00:12:57 |
Easy. Got it. Easy, easy. |
00:12:59 |
Done. Done, done, done. |
00:13:06 |
What the fuck, man? |
00:13:08 |
- Mr. And Mrs. Pitt! |
00:13:11 |
- Sheriff's department! |
00:13:14 |
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
00:13:16 |
- Okay. Okay, my- |
00:13:20 |
I am so tired of you Renos. |
00:13:22 |
I'm sorry this is the end |
00:13:24 |
But you see, I created |
00:13:26 |
because you are the last thing |
00:13:29 |
Between what and what? |
00:13:31 |
Between running this town. |
00:13:35 |
Freeze, you fuckin' little monkey! |
00:13:38 |
F.B.I. Nobody move. |
00:13:41 |
Are you kidding me? |
00:13:43 |
F.B.I., you know- |
00:13:45 |
Get down. That's it. |
00:13:47 |
- Hey! Hey! Hey! |
00:13:50 |
- That's it. Let's go. You stay right where you are. |
00:13:55 |
Go, you flies in the ointment! |
00:13:58 |
Get him! |
00:14:00 |
F.B.I., you broke my heart! |
00:14:03 |
You broke my heart! |
00:14:05 |
Oh, shit. |
00:14:07 |
Hold your fire! |
00:14:09 |
- Hold your fire! |
00:14:11 |
- Yeah, me too. |
00:14:14 |
- He has the antidote for the bioattack. |
00:14:17 |
- You're undercover F.B.I. |
00:14:19 |
- She earned it. |
00:14:21 |
- You got a little bit- |
00:14:23 |
- On both sides. |
00:14:27 |
This whole goddamn thing is busted wide |
00:14:30 |
The F.B.I. Has had a mole |
00:14:33 |
She knows everything. She knows names. |
00:14:35 |
She can connect the drug |
00:14:39 |
She can connect the bioattack |
00:14:41 |
She can connect Mr. Big, the bioattack |
00:14:45 |
We get to Mr. Big, all of these cops |
00:14:48 |
- She's gonna sing like a little bird. |
00:14:52 |
It's a 23-delta-one, sir. |
00:15:07 |
You're fired. |
00:15:09 |
All of you. |
00:15:11 |
Um, hand in your badges. |
00:15:14 |
Out of Miami. |
00:15:16 |
- I'm sorry, Jeff. |
00:15:18 |
- Okay. |
00:15:19 |
Don't- S- |
00:15:23 |
- Our bad. |
00:15:25 |
Don't say anything. |
00:15:26 |
- We suck. |
00:15:29 |
- I am really sorry, you know. |
00:15:31 |
- You know. You know how shit goes d- |
00:15:34 |
- Sorry. |
00:15:38 |
I have some regrets. I, uh- |
00:15:42 |
It may seem dumb... |
00:15:45 |
but they had one of |
00:15:51 |
We never got to ride it. |
00:15:54 |
Yeah, might as well |
00:16:00 |
"Miami's only 24-hour tattoo parlor. |
00:16:03 |
"Ron's Discount Tattoo. |
00:16:05 |
Hepatitis free." |
00:16:12 |
Sheriff's department. |
00:16:14 |
- Ron, I'm looking for Ron. |
00:16:16 |
- Ron. |
00:16:17 |
- Buddy. |
00:16:20 |
Do you remember me at all? |
00:16:24 |
Oh, hey, I don't recognize the face, |
00:16:27 |
How are you, Clem? |
00:16:30 |
- You remember Paul, right? |
00:16:32 |
- How you doin'? |
00:16:34 |
Please, l- I am in- |
00:16:36 |
- Who is this? |
00:16:39 |
- That's good work, Ron. |
00:16:43 |
Thanks. Help me out. |
00:16:45 |
- All right. Well- |
00:16:49 |
Okay, well, you come in with this guy. |
00:16:52 |
Looked to me like- I don't know- |
00:16:56 |
Yep. Hobo. |
00:16:59 |
And you got his face tattooed |
00:17:06 |
So- |
00:17:12 |
- What you're sayin' is I |
00:17:16 |
Stumbled in here... |
00:17:22 |
More or less. Yeah. |
00:17:24 |
And I... |
00:17:27 |
defaced my chest- |
00:17:30 |
No, you- |
00:17:33 |
If you want, |
00:17:35 |
I could make a unicorn out of that. |
00:17:37 |
Freehand. |
00:17:41 |
We screwed up pretty good. |
00:17:44 |
We letJeff the acting mayor down. |
00:17:47 |
But we're big enough... |
00:17:50 |
to admit when |
00:17:53 |
And... we're smart enough to fix it. |
00:17:57 |
We're gonna make it up toJeff. |
00:17:59 |
And how are we gonna |
00:18:01 |
The best way we know how, |
00:18:04 |
Ice cream cake! |
00:18:12 |
Coming! |
00:18:15 |
- Here I come! |
00:18:17 |
- I'm almost there! |
00:18:19 |
All right, who's he- |
00:18:22 |
- Oh! Hello! Look at all of you. |
00:18:26 |
How many? |
00:18:28 |
- Yeah, is that what you want? |
00:18:30 |
- Is Jeff around? |
00:18:33 |
- Oh. |
00:18:35 |
- Yeah, he's- he's- |
00:18:37 |
- Yeah. What do you want? |
00:18:39 |
so we brought him a ice cream cake. |
00:18:41 |
Oh, my God! |
00:18:44 |
Oh, she loves ice cream. |
00:18:46 |
- Chocolate chip? |
00:18:49 |
All right, come on in. |
00:18:51 |
- Jeff! |
00:18:53 |
- Careful of your shoes, please. |
00:18:56 |
- Hey, Jeff. |
00:18:58 |
Those pennies add up. |
00:19:11 |
Take a bow, Reno cops. |
00:19:14 |
- You- Good job. - Did you set me |
00:19:19 |
What the hell are you even saying? |
00:19:21 |
How clear could I have made it? |
00:19:23 |
- I don't leave nothing, man. I see |
00:19:26 |
Then we don't have to worry about them |
00:19:29 |
Oh, my God! |
00:19:31 |
How did they figure out |
00:19:34 |
in the way of me being the mayor? |
00:19:36 |
And then you, with all of your |
00:19:41 |
was going to turn this state... |
00:19:43 |
into the biggest narco empire |
00:19:48 |
- Well, they figuring it out now. |
00:19:51 |
Obviously, you guys put it all together. |
00:19:53 |
That's exactly right, Spoder. |
00:19:59 |
- Mm-hmm. |
00:20:00 |
- Amen. |
00:20:02 |
Could you go over the middle part again, |
00:20:05 |
Oh, I'd be- I'd be happy to |
00:20:07 |
- Okay. |
00:20:09 |
- All right, everyone. Everyone. |
00:20:12 |
Get back! |
00:20:14 |
Close the case. Close the case. |
00:20:17 |
- Give me the antidote! Give me the antidote! |
00:20:20 |
- Okay. |
00:20:22 |
- Hey, man. |
00:20:24 |
- No, you know what you are, man? |
00:20:26 |
I say, you know what you are? |
00:20:28 |
You're haza. |
00:20:31 |
I've understood, like, every third word you've |
00:20:35 |
And you know what? |
00:20:38 |
'Cause all of you- |
00:20:41 |
Get a load of Spoder! |
00:20:43 |
- Oh- |
00:20:44 |
Okay, okay. Okay. |
00:20:48 |
This isn't me. This isn't- |
00:20:50 |
- What happened to your accent? |
00:20:53 |
My name is Ethan. |
00:20:55 |
- Shut up! |
00:20:57 |
Originally, I'm from Fort Collins. |
00:21:00 |
I was dealing blow |
00:21:03 |
Uh, but it was a- a fruitless thing to do- |
00:21:05 |
It's hard to sell coke there. |
00:21:07 |
I don't know whether it's the elevation |
00:21:11 |
They're more interested in, uh, like, you know, mush |
00:21:15 |
- This was, uh- |
00:21:18 |
- Do you have more of that here or is it all with him? |
00:21:22 |
- He has all of the antidote. |
00:21:26 |
Like I told you, |
00:21:28 |
Uh, as long as |
00:21:31 |
- I'll rat that guy. |
00:21:33 |
- I think we can do immunity, right? |
00:21:36 |
- No immunity to bullets. |
00:21:38 |
Oh, God! |
00:21:45 |
- Let's get him! |
00:21:48 |
- Go! Go! Go! Go! |
00:21:50 |
Shit! She's stuck! |
00:21:52 |
- Push me! |
00:21:54 |
Go the other way! |
00:21:56 |
Other way! Other way! |
00:21:58 |
- Go! Go! Go! |
00:22:00 |
- You stay right there, Mrs. Spoder. |
00:22:02 |
- You're a material witness, Mrs. Spoder! |
00:22:05 |
- Can somebody help me? |
00:22:07 |
- Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! |
00:22:09 |
Oh, my God! Jesus! |
00:22:12 |
Hey! Hey! |
00:22:14 |
What the fuck? Did they |
00:22:18 |
- Go! Come on! Go! Go! Go! |
00:22:21 |
He's goin'. |
00:22:23 |
- Oh, time out. |
00:22:27 |
Jeff! |
00:22:29 |
- Travis! |
00:22:31 |
- Junior, don't play God. |
00:22:33 |
- Out of the way! Police pursuit! |
00:22:37 |
- You gotta- Son of a-Jesus! |
00:22:39 |
- Whoa! |
00:22:42 |
- Come on. Let's go for it! |
00:22:46 |
- Ohh! |
00:22:49 |
- You don't wanna go where I'm goin;! |
00:22:52 |
- Go to the left! |
00:22:54 |
Ohh! Ohh! |
00:22:56 |
- Oh, my God! |
00:22:59 |
Assholes! |
00:23:01 |
- Don't you dare! Don't you dare! |
00:23:04 |
Hey! Hey! |
00:23:06 |
- Watch where you're shooting! Jesus Christ! |
00:23:12 |
- He's gonna jump that bridge! |
00:23:14 |
- He's gonna do it! |
00:23:18 |
- Hammer of the gods! |
00:23:22 |
- Whoa! |
00:23:26 |
- Oh, that hurts. |
00:23:29 |
Everybody, hey, hands up! Hands up! |
00:23:31 |
Get down! Get down! Get down! |
00:23:34 |
- No, no, I mean- I mean, stand up! |
00:23:36 |
- No, don't get- I swear to God! |
00:23:40 |
Everyone, stand up and look at me! |
00:23:43 |
- Stand up and look at you. |
00:23:47 |
- K-Kick your guns away. |
00:23:49 |
Don't walk after them! Kick them |
00:23:52 |
- Kick them and step back? |
00:23:54 |
- What are you doing? |
00:23:56 |
Step back! |
00:23:58 |
Guess what? |
00:24:02 |
I'm glad that you douche-nozzles |
00:24:07 |
Because now I am drunk |
00:24:11 |
- And th- What, Dangle? |
00:24:15 |
I will think of some-Stand up! |
00:24:19 |
Final words. |
00:24:22 |
Um, um, uh, legalize it? |
00:24:25 |
Great. Fine. Wiegel. |
00:24:27 |
- Okay, when I was in the fourth grade- |
00:24:30 |
- Dangle, last words. |
00:24:35 |
- Great. |
00:24:37 |
- All right, no, that's your last words. |
00:24:40 |
- That's your last words. |
00:24:42 |
- Here we go. Ready? |
00:24:45 |
Anybody call for backup? Yeah! |
00:24:50 |
"El departmento de sheriff." |
00:24:53 |
Die, you whirlybird motherfuckers! |
00:25:01 |
No, I got it. Shit. Hold on. |
00:25:03 |
Goddamn- No, I got it. |
00:25:11 |
I give up, whirlybird! |
00:25:14 |
- Whoo! Ha, ha! |
00:25:20 |
I need the extender! |
00:25:24 |
I need the- another set of cuffs. |
00:25:27 |
Yeah! |
00:25:34 |
I'm not chubby. |
00:25:38 |
- Protective karate fat. You know what? |
00:25:42 |
Tell it to the judge, Spoder. |
00:25:50 |
Nice work, people. |
00:25:54 |
You know, I know we're probably not the |
00:25:58 |
Probably not the best trained. |
00:26:03 |
Probably not the smartest bunch |
00:26:06 |
Individually, I don't think |
00:26:09 |
- a couple of colored people, some |
00:26:14 |
But l- I think |
00:26:18 |
Know what we are? |
00:26:21 |
- A squad? |
00:26:23 |
- Squad. Gorgeous. |
00:26:25 |
- People. All sort of right. |
00:26:27 |
- Rope? |
00:26:29 |
Broke. All pretty accurate. |
00:26:31 |
- Heroes. |
00:26:33 |
Heroes- Can I fini- Okay, can I fuckin' |
00:26:39 |
Shit! |
00:26:46 |
That was my bad. |
00:26:48 |
- Was that the oneJeff was in? |
00:26:54 |
- Anybody- |
00:26:57 |
Double-time. Double-time. |
00:27:01 |
If you were inside |
00:27:04 |
let's have you line up |
00:27:07 |
We have an antidote. We need everyone to |
00:27:14 |
Hi. |
00:27:17 |
Look, you don't have to thank us. |
00:27:20 |
I know. |
00:27:22 |
You did your job. Barely. |
00:27:25 |
So what? |
00:27:34 |
Well, good ridd- riddance |
00:28:11 |
These were literally right in front of me. |
00:28:14 |
He's getting his badge. |
00:28:39 |
- Heroes. |
00:28:42 |
Teamwork. Teamwork. Teamwork. |
00:28:44 |
- That's my team. A teamwork team. |
00:28:48 |
Best sheriff's department in the world. |
00:28:50 |
I bet we're gonna make |
00:28:52 |
- We rock. |
00:28:54 |
- You could- |
00:28:59 |
You're something to behold |
00:29:03 |
I'm impressed. |
00:29:06 |
And I have been wrong about you. |
00:29:11 |
I want to invite you to |
00:29:15 |
We'd like you to join us. |
00:29:29 |
Sheriff Wagner... |
00:29:32 |
the Reno Sheriff's Department |
00:29:37 |
they're like my family. |
00:29:41 |
But they're also... |
00:29:47 |
the dumbest group of people I've ever met |
00:29:53 |
So l- I would like a new family. |
00:29:55 |
And I'd like that family |
00:29:58 |
- You're awesome. Yes, I accept. Thank you very much. |
00:30:02 |
Guys, I'll see you! |
00:30:05 |
- What? |
00:30:07 |
Uh, won't. Won't be back. I'm taking a job |
00:30:10 |
- What? |
00:30:12 |
Yeah. I'm not quitting. |
00:30:15 |
Jim, you're just gonna leave me here? |
00:30:17 |
- No, I'm gonna leave all of you here. |
00:30:20 |
- I know. I know. You've always loved me. It's fine. |
00:30:23 |
I'll see you guys. |
00:30:26 |
Do you guys ski Ajax |
00:30:35 |
- Hold mine too. |
00:30:38 |
- Oh, he's not holding your bag. |
00:30:40 |
Hey, Terry. |
00:30:44 |
- What are you doing here? |
00:30:47 |
He says he's out here |
00:30:49 |
I am recording my album. |
00:30:52 |
- Mm-hmm. That's a ukulele, Terry. |
00:30:56 |
We're getting on the bus and going back home. |
00:30:59 |
I'm not taking the bus, 'cause |
00:31:02 |
I have my own jet, okay, |
00:31:06 |
- I already told you that. |
00:31:08 |
I'll take my limo. |
00:31:10 |
And my limo driver, Barry Baum. |
00:31:12 |
- Your limo driver Barry Baum- |
00:31:15 |
- is gonna take you to your privatejet? |
00:31:18 |
Hey, look at my "lim'." |
00:31:20 |
- Hi, Barry Baum. |
00:31:24 |
- Sir, is your name, in fact, Barry Baum? |
00:31:28 |
I'm Barry Baum, yes. |
00:31:30 |
You guys want a ride or do you |
00:31:34 |
- I got shotgun! |
00:31:37 |
- Yeah. |
00:31:41 |
Whoo! |
00:31:45 |
- Super Terry Airlines. |
00:31:47 |
- Come onboard. It's so fucking sweet. |
00:31:50 |
- Ta-da! |
00:31:53 |
- Fuck You, Dad. |
00:31:58 |
Fuck you. |
00:32:01 |
- Do you like the new album or what? |
00:32:04 |
- Listening party. Monaco. |
00:32:08 |
- I like the hair. It's so Stamos. |
00:32:12 |
These are my friends from Reno. |
00:32:14 |
Nice to meet you, sir. |
00:32:16 |
Oh, thank you. |
00:32:18 |
We've arrested him several times |
00:32:22 |
- Quick impression. |
00:32:25 |
Is this, uh, really, |
00:32:28 |
This is his jet. I gave it to him |
00:32:31 |
I do remember. Oh, that was a great |
00:32:35 |
- TheJacuzzi's on. |
00:32:37 |
- Sure. |
00:32:40 |
- I didn't believe you. I'm sorry. |
00:32:43 |
- Oh, my God! |
00:32:45 |
- Oh, wow. |
00:32:48 |
Whoo! |
00:32:53 |
Um, as you know, we have, uh... |
00:32:56 |
faced violence and danger |
00:32:58 |
throughout our career, uh, via weapons... |
00:33:01 |
Such as knives, shivs, forks, |
00:33:04 |
The department wants us |
00:33:07 |
They have issued us, uh... |
00:33:09 |
a requirement to carry Handi |
00:33:16 |
Hi, guys. |
00:33:23 |
I'll take it from here. |
00:33:25 |
Thank you. Thank you, guys. |
00:33:31 |
I wanna- |
00:33:36 |
I got out to Colorado... |
00:33:39 |
and I went out, uh, and stood... |
00:33:42 |
at the top of a mountain |
00:33:46 |
And I looked down the mountain, |
00:33:50 |
And I could see the way |
00:33:55 |
- They found out you were a- |
00:33:58 |
Yeah. They got a zero tolerance |
00:34:02 |
I just want to say |
00:34:07 |
I know that you came back for me. |
00:34:09 |
And I appreciate it. |
00:34:14 |
- We'll talk later. |
00:34:17 |
- Sorry, gang. |
00:34:19 |
No better way to show your affection |
00:34:27 |
- Hey, Jim, you know what you missed while you weren't here? |
00:34:31 |
- Pajama Tuesdays. |
00:34:33 |
Which, uh, she was only one |
00:34:35 |
And I think that she did not do it on purpose, |
00:34:40 |
Hey, gang! Amazing news. |
00:34:42 |
Oh, my God. We have been invited to |
00:34:48 |
We're going to Scotland Yard! |
00:34:50 |
Yes! |
00:34:59 |
All week long I've been |
00:35:02 |
And he's on my boob, |
00:35:05 |
And I don't- |
00:35:08 |
I don't know who this is, |
00:35:10 |
- I just thought finally, you know, I can- |
00:35:14 |
- Can come home to somebody. - My God, |
00:35:19 |
Right there. |
00:35:21 |
- Kinda. |
00:35:32 |
- Please, go on the other side of the fence. |
00:35:36 |
I want to find out what |
00:35:45 |
- What are you doing? |
00:35:47 |
- What is that? |
00:35:49 |
You wouldn't dare shoot me. |
00:35:52 |
- Holy shit! |
00:35:55 |
Look at you! Wow. |
00:36:00 |
You are, uh, in high school. |
00:36:03 |
Junior high. I'll be 14 next month. |
00:36:07 |
Hey! Fourteen! Next month! |
00:36:11 |
- No, well, I'm a whole year older for my grade. |
00:36:14 |
- How are you? |
00:36:18 |
- I'm leaving with my man. - She's not- |
00:36:21 |
- Come on. Let's go. Let's go. |
00:36:23 |
- Come on. |
00:36:25 |
- I can take it off. |
00:36:27 |
- No! |
00:36:29 |
Joe. Joe. Joe. |
00:36:32 |
I'll be bad. |
00:36:34 |
- No! No! - No! That's not |
00:36:37 |
- if you're actually still in school. |
00:36:39 |
- They're fuzzy hearts. |
00:36:41 |
- Touch my fuzzy hearts! No! |
00:36:45 |
No! |
00:36:47 |
Very, very nice to meet you. |
00:36:50 |
- No, no, no! |
00:36:55 |
Call me when you're 16. |
00:36:58 |
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. |
00:37:02 |
Easy. Easy. Easy. |
00:37:04 |
Tru. Tru. Easy. Easy. Easy. |
00:37:07 |
I don't know. |
00:37:09 |
- It doesn't go like this. - I don't think- |
00:37:12 |
- Auf Wiedersehen. |
00:37:17 |
- All right. |
00:37:19 |
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. |
00:37:22 |
You are a lesbian, right? |
00:37:27 |
I don't know how many times |
00:37:31 |
I am not a lesbian. |
00:37:35 |
I'm pretty sure she is. |
00:37:38 |
Get back on your Commie fuckin' raft, |
00:37:41 |
And you know what? |
00:37:44 |
Now! |
00:37:55 |
You know you're going |
00:37:57 |
How does it work? |
00:37:59 |
- Oh, see, it's like that. You put it |
00:38:03 |
- Okay. What's that for? - This gets |
00:38:06 |
- You suck the resin off. Get high. |
00:38:08 |
But you can also do a shotgun- |
00:38:10 |
Well, wait, I can- No, you shotgun it |
00:38:14 |
- And then you light it, and you go- |
00:38:17 |
- Double bong. Double bong. |
00:38:19 |
- You suck on that. You suck on this end. |
00:38:21 |
- And then you- |
00:38:23 |
- What does it do? |
00:38:28 |
and then you pull this to extract |
00:38:36 |
I'm a proctologist. |
00:38:45 |
- That explains the- the |
00:42:41 |
Check it out. |
00:42:48 |
That one works. |
00:43:04 |
- Is it workin'? It's stuck. |
00:43:07 |
- The bag's stuck. |
00:43:12 |
- What's the radioactive symbol for? |
00:43:14 |
- Can you get it? |
00:43:17 |
- Push it which way? |
00:43:19 |
- That way? - No, th- No, |
00:43:22 |
Please. Other way. |
00:43:25 |
- Hang on. Hang on, I got it! |
00:43:27 |
- Oh, don't! |
00:43:29 |
No, no, no, no! |
00:43:31 |
Please stop it. |
00:43:34 |
Oh. Hey, okay, okay, okay! |
00:43:36 |
- Oh, my God. |
00:43:39 |
- You never had your wisdom teeth out? |
00:43:42 |
- I think you might need your wisdom teeth out, bro. |
00:43:46 |
Is it goin'? Is it goin'? |
00:43:51 |
Do I look at you, |
00:43:57 |
You know, they told us just to |
00:44:01 |
but, uh, you know, |
00:44:06 |
Feel likeJeff Gordon or something |
00:44:10 |
Wish I had something to say. |
00:44:14 |
Do I look better like this- 10:00 and |
00:44:17 |
'Cause I could also- I could roll down |
00:44:22 |
Shit! Fuck! Ow! |