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00:00:28	I'm just gonna get some flowers, dear.
00:00:32	It's tulip season today.
00:00:40	- Son of the bitch.
00:00:44	Come on, sweetie.
00:00:48	Excuse me.
00:00:51	Yes, come on.
00:00:58	Go for a little ride,
00:01:03	Go for a ride.
00:01:08	No! Freeze, freeze.
00:01:11	Leg down. Leg down. Leg down.
00:01:14	That's it. Come on, now.
00:01:21	No! You monkey-eared son of...
00:01:24	You have pissed your last floor.
00:01:29	I bet you wish you were a real...
00:01:34	You dog-eared monkey.
00:01:38	This is New York.
00:01:40	If you can make it here,
00:01:43	You ugly, smelly...
00:01:45	AS GOOD AS IT GETS
00:01:52	Verdell?
00:01:55	Verdell?
00:01:59	Where's my good doggie?
00:02:03	Come here, sweetheart.
00:02:07	- Mr. Udall?
00:02:12	- Have you seen Verdell?
00:02:19	My dog, you know...
00:02:23	My dog with the little face,
00:02:26	Don't you know what my dog looks like?
00:02:28	I got it.
00:02:30	- You were talking about your dog.
00:02:32	I thought it was the name of that colored man
00:02:38	Which color was that?
00:02:40	Like thick molasses with a broad nose.
00:02:45	Perfect for smelling trouble
00:02:48	Frank!
00:02:50	- You have got to get dressed.
00:02:53	How are you doing?
00:02:54	Frank shows my work, Mr. Udall.
00:02:58	People are gonna start coming.
00:03:00	What I know is as long as you keep
00:03:04	I don't give a rat crap what or where
00:03:07	Are we done being neighbors for now?
00:03:15	- Let me talk to you for a minute.
00:03:17	Definitely not worth it.
00:03:22	Okay.
00:03:25	Hope you find him.
00:03:29	You don't love anything, Mr. Udall.
00:03:56	One, two, three, four, five.
00:04:00	One, two, three, four, five.
00:04:24	Hot! Hot, hot, hot!
00:04:45	- Hi, Carl.
00:04:47	- So, where is he?
00:04:49	Take it easy.
00:04:51	- It's not such a hot-looking dog.
00:04:54	Where are you going, Frank?
00:04:59	My honey, where have you been?
00:05:04	Look at my boy! Look at him!
00:05:11	- I found him, Mr. Bishop.
00:05:15	Where was my little baby?
00:05:18	In the basement garbage bin,
00:05:26	- Go ahead, John. You earned your fun.
00:05:32	Wait.
00:05:34	How did he get down in the basement?
00:05:39	Maybe some nice neighbor shoved him
00:05:47	"Somewhere in the dark, she confessed,
00:05:53	"This is what you live for, he said."
00:05:56	"Two heads on a pillow,
00:06:00	"There is only the safety of
00:06:05	"How she wondered, could she find such
00:06:11	- Mr. Udall!
00:06:16	"Love was..."
00:06:19	Mr. Udall, I'd like to speak to you, please.
00:06:25	- "Love was..."
00:06:28	Son of a bitch!
00:06:30	Pansy ass stool pusher!
00:06:33	Yes!
00:06:35	Maybe this can wait.
00:06:38	I found Verdell, Mr. Udall.
00:06:47	Well, that's a load off.
00:06:52	Did you do something to him?
00:06:55	Do you realize that I work at home?
00:07:00	No. I wasn't aware.
00:07:02	Do you like to be interrupted when
00:07:09	No, no. I actually will turn the
00:07:14	- Sometimes put a piece of cardboard...
00:07:18	So never, never interrupt me.
00:07:22	Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear
00:07:27	One week later, there's a smell coming from
00:07:32	You have to hold a hankie to your face because
00:07:38	Even then, don't come knocking.
00:07:41	If it's election night, and you're
00:07:48	because some fudge-packer was elected
00:07:53	and he's going to have you down
00:07:58	and you want someone to share
00:08:02	Even then, don't knock.
00:08:08	Not for any reason.
00:08:12	Do you get me sweetheart?
00:08:17	Yes. It's not a subtle point
00:08:24	Okay, then.
00:08:39	So, the theory of confrontation says now
00:08:53	"Love was..."
00:08:58	What was love?
00:09:02	"Love was..."
00:09:09	Now I'm pissed.
00:09:14	Don't touch!
00:09:17	Shut up!
00:09:18	You can intimidate the whole world with
00:09:22	I grew up in hell, homeboy.
00:09:26	Police!
00:09:27	Doughnut munching morons!
00:09:33	Shut up!
00:09:34	Assault and battery and you're black!
00:09:37	I like Simon! I like him enough
00:09:42	if you verbally abuse him or so much
00:09:50	Meantime, I'm gonna think of some
00:09:56	I hate doing this!
00:10:01	Have a nice day.
00:10:03	Party!
00:10:25	Excuse me.
00:10:26	- Don't touch. Don't touch.
00:10:32	- Hey, watch it!
00:10:41	- Look at you. You're all better.
00:10:45	So you know all my son's stuff, right?
00:10:48	I'm walking out the door.
00:10:50	"Mom, I promise not to get one of
00:10:53	- Isn't that sweet?
00:10:58	I said, "you love me the way
00:11:01	"As long as I switch every time you
00:11:04	- That's great.
00:11:06	I think people that talk in metaphors
00:11:11	- Eat up!
00:11:13	- Stay there. I've got your money.
00:11:15	No, I owe you. I told you today.
00:11:19	- Excuse me, Melvin.
00:11:24	- There you go. You take care.
00:11:30	Pardon. Pardon me.
00:11:33	Take the money.
00:11:35	This way you take a cab home so
00:11:38	Ready is not my problem.
00:11:41	I'm starving.
00:11:43	Sit down. You know you're
00:11:46	Spence is more excited by it than I am.
00:11:49	He says, "Mom, I promise not to get
00:11:53	Sometimes, this kid,
00:11:56	- I've got Jews at my table.
00:11:59	It's the place's table. Behave.
00:12:01	This once, you can sit
00:12:05	Or you can wait your turn.
00:12:16	How much more you got to eat?
00:12:23	Appetites aren't as big
00:12:26	- What?
00:12:29	- Let me talk to him.
00:12:31	- Let's go.
00:12:33	- Barred for life.
00:12:46	- They left.
00:12:52	Bryan says he doesn't care how
00:12:55	You ever act like this again,
00:12:58	I'm gonna miss the excitement,
00:13:03	Three eggs over easy.
00:13:05	Two sausages, six strips of bacon
00:13:08	- Fries today?
00:13:11	Coffee with cream and sweetener.
00:13:14	You're gonna die soon with that diet,
00:13:17	We're all gonna die soon.
00:13:19	I' will, you will, and it sure
00:13:40	If you ever mention my son again,
00:13:43	you will never be able to eat here again.
00:13:54	Give me some sign you understand,
00:14:01	Do you understand me,
00:14:11	Do you?
00:14:20	Yeah. Yes.
00:14:30	I'll get your order.
00:14:34	I wan't you wear my earrings tonight.
00:14:39	It's just so interesting what you said
00:14:49	- Where's the bedroom?
00:14:55	I sort of sleep in here.
00:15:08	Don't worry about it.
00:15:34	What?
00:15:37	I don't know.
00:15:47	Grandma! Grandma!
00:15:50	Maybe you'd better check.
00:15:52	What'd you think I was gonna do?
00:15:58	- I'm sorry.
00:16:01	I was hearing everything that
00:16:04	I put these on to give you privacy.
00:16:08	- So how was dinner?
00:16:11	- How's your friend?
00:16:13	- Not bad.
00:16:16	Scootch over.
00:16:18	- Where did your friend take you to eat?
00:16:23	Carol, I have him.
00:16:27	- One more spit.
00:16:31	- Go.
00:16:33	- Okay, pal. Give me a hug.
00:16:36	- Give me a big hug.
00:16:39	I'm okay, mom.
00:16:47	Close the curtains.
00:16:54	No, no, no. You can't smoke.
00:17:00	Magic.
00:17:11	God. Well, that'll teach you.
00:17:16	All right. Come here.
00:17:29	It's all right. You don't have to get that
00:17:32	Little bit of throw-up?
00:17:37	What should we do?
00:17:40	Want me to write down which trains you
00:17:43	No, no. I'll take a cab.
00:17:53	Just a little too much reality
00:18:02	I just can't. I promised Simon
00:18:05	Carl, take me off the speaker. Did I
00:18:09	Come on. You could use a break.
00:18:11	Hello? Carl? You there?
00:18:17	Okay.
00:18:22	Hey, boys!
00:18:23	Hey, look! I know this guy.
00:18:26	Carl, right?
00:18:29	Hey, what's going on?
00:18:34	- Hey, hi, remember?
00:18:38	You picked me up, maybe a few weeks,
00:18:41	But this is for a portrait.
00:18:44	Portrait?
00:18:46	Come here. I'll give you the address.
00:18:50	- Brad Pitt. It's the shit.
00:18:59	Who is it, baby?
00:19:05	Who is that, Verdell?
00:19:10	I'm sorry. I told you today.
00:19:13	I was out in the studio doing my work,
00:19:18	It's out here.
00:19:20	- You sure have great things.
00:19:23	I usually make such a big deal about
00:19:27	I bet he drove you nuts
00:19:35	This is not a nude.
00:19:39	Just kidding around.
00:19:42	So much for love.
00:19:46	And yet another pose.
00:19:48	Exactly what is your previous
00:19:51	How about that?
00:19:53	I'm running out of ideas here.
00:19:57	Well, then give me some
00:20:00	Nothing. I just watch until
00:20:05	I mean, do anything that you think of.
00:20:08	Wait for me to say, "hold that pose,"
00:20:15	No direction.
00:20:18	Okay.
00:20:22	What I do is, I watch.
00:20:25	You ever watch somebody who
00:20:29	An old woman sitting on a bus,
00:20:34	or somebody just waiting. And
00:20:39	and you know immediately that it has
00:20:43	Because that hasn't changed.
00:20:45	And when you see it, they're just sort
00:20:51	I mean, you look at someone long enough,
00:20:59	No, no. I know exactly
00:21:08	Oh, my God.
00:21:15	Hey, look out!
00:21:17	Excuse me.
00:21:20	So I went in, and I got on
00:21:24	And all of a sudden, I blanked.
00:21:27	Clippity-clop, clippity-clop.
00:21:30	- So he said to me, "Last chance."
00:21:34	- So I came back in.
00:21:37	I messed up in the exact same line.
00:21:42	What?
00:21:43	He cast me!
00:21:45	Just what the world needs.
00:21:48	Okay. Okay.
00:21:56	Can't live without me?
00:22:02	I'm finally going to ask. All right.
00:22:07	Why don't you try ours?
00:22:11	I see the help. It's a judgment call.
00:22:14	So give yourself a little pep talk:
00:22:17	"Must try other people's clean silverware
00:22:24	- What's wrong with your son?
00:22:37	He's got to fight to breathe.
00:22:39	His asthma can just shoot off the charts.
00:22:42	He's allergic to dust,
00:22:45	so his immune system bails on him
00:22:49	- ls this bothering you?
00:22:55	An ear infection, whatever, sends us
00:22:59	where I get whatever nine year-old
00:23:03	Nice chatting with you.
00:23:07	- His name?
00:23:11	Okay.
00:23:15	Spence.
00:23:23	Puppy. It's okay.
00:23:35	You can put on anything you want now.
00:23:38	I might be sort of done here.
00:23:40	I've been coming here for two weeks,
00:23:58	- So you're practically finished?
00:24:11	Where are you going?
00:24:13	No place.
00:24:27	- Verdell, you want some chocolate?
00:24:31	Wait! I gotta take off. Do you
00:24:36	Yeah.
00:24:37	- He's just got to go. One second.
00:24:40	I'm gonna look at the painting,
00:24:47	Where are you going, sweetheart?
00:24:52	Want some water?
00:24:55	You want some water?
00:25:01	Simon, wait!
00:25:16	Why are you doing this?
00:25:21	No, no, wait, wait...
00:25:24	- That painting in there...
00:25:37	Excuse me.
00:25:38	- Help me!
00:25:44	Come on.
00:25:57	Okay, so you call 911
00:26:00	That's right. Yes.
00:26:02	- Even a dumb geezer should know...
00:26:06	- Is he dead?
00:26:08	What's wrong with you?
00:26:10	Don't bark at me.
00:26:13	We will. And if we can't, we'll come
00:26:18	Hey, what are you trying to
00:26:21	I come from hell. My grandmother's
00:26:25	Go shake down a 7-11
00:26:29	It's just a matter of time, sir.
00:26:30	There's a painting of one of the
00:26:32	Get some tape on it.
00:26:36	I've been praying for him
00:26:39	So, anyway, I'm on my way
00:26:42	If you could just watch the dog.
00:26:44	- No, no.
00:26:46	- No. I'm sorry.
00:26:50	Old bitch. Damn dog.
00:26:58	You're taking him.
00:27:01	Get the hell out of the way!
00:27:04	This will even the books.
00:27:07	Wait, wait. Wait!
00:27:10	You wanna say "no" to me?
00:27:19	I don't want to say nothing to you.
00:27:23	Because I've never felt this crazy
00:27:26	I almost want you to say "no."
00:27:32	Thanks for looking after him.
00:27:35	Hey! Where are you going?
00:27:39	You don't wanna mess with
00:27:42	I can't take a dog.
00:27:51	Hey, Frank.
00:28:17	One, two, three, four.
00:28:40	You're dead.
00:28:43	We don't have no dog food here.
00:28:47	You'll eat what we got.
00:29:00	Don't you do anything!
00:29:18	Where's the trust?
00:29:30	Never a break. Never. Dogs.
00:29:42	Always look at the bright side
00:29:50	Always look at the lighter side
00:30:05	God!
00:30:06	We're not gonna sell anything if they
00:30:10	and we haven't sold
00:30:12	No, we can't reduce the price
00:30:15	- I'm in a free fall here. Yes?
00:30:18	Okay.
00:30:22	I'll meet you in there, okay?
00:30:27	Thank you.
00:30:32	- How are you doing, great one?
00:30:36	I figured
00:30:42	- That bad?
00:30:46	Shit!
00:30:49	Okay. It's not that bad.
00:30:52	I talked to the doctors, they say you're
00:30:56	I mean the scars here might
00:31:06	- Jackie.
00:31:08	- Can you hand me a mirror, please?
00:31:19	Wait. I have a smaller one.
00:31:33	So how are things, anyway?
00:31:37	How is Verdell?
00:31:39	Your neighbor, Mr. Udall
00:31:43	How could you that?
00:31:45	- He'll hurt him.
00:31:48	Not a chance. I own this guy.
00:31:53	I'm always on the move and...
00:31:56	Trust me.
00:31:59	You are very certain my dog is okay,
00:32:02	Yes, your dog is fine, Simon.
00:32:06	Okay.
00:32:11	Waiting gives the devil time.
00:32:31	Oh, my!
00:32:44	Where did I go?
00:32:47	- That's your dog?
00:32:51	What are you doing with a dog?
00:32:55	Suckered in, set up, pushed around.
00:32:58	You're not worried someone
00:33:02	No, not until now, for christ sake.
00:33:06	- Sorry.
00:33:10	- Hey, puppy.
00:33:13	I love his little face.
00:33:17	I wonder what breed he is.
00:33:24	He's a little dog. Next time if Bryan's
00:33:31	How old are you?
00:33:34	If I was gonna guess by your eyes,
00:33:38	If I went by your eyes,
00:33:40	So much for eyes, but as long as
00:33:44	- No, no.
00:33:46	I'm curious.
00:33:47	In other words, not that you're ugly.
00:33:49	Easy, easy, pal.
00:33:52	But my knees start knocking when
00:33:57	No, but I mean, what's with the dark?
00:34:03	Dawn patrol.
00:34:05	Major dawn patrol.
00:34:09	And this time, for extra fun,
00:34:14	- So I get him home...
00:34:18	The dog.
00:34:24	Last week I was playing the piano
00:34:28	So I decide
00:34:33	So, you're all set here?
00:34:44	I think it's a beautiful day for our
00:35:00	Look at that!
00:35:04	I gotta give you something. I gotta
00:35:09	I'm gonna show it to you.
00:35:14	Don't be like me.
00:35:17	You stay just the way you are,
00:35:20	and I'm gonna take you home
00:35:24	What you love, you hear me?
00:35:26	I'd like to be treated like that.
00:35:30	Yes!
00:35:35	"He had made the girl happy.
00:35:40	"You've saved my life, she said."
00:35:45	"You'd better make it up to me."
00:35:52	Done! Done!
00:35:59	62 books. Done.
00:36:03	We have to cut back expenses
00:36:05	- He has no medical insurance?
00:36:09	Let me see these are the food receipts.
00:36:13	Here's one for the dog again.
00:36:16	- I can read it. I got it.
00:36:18	- All the laundry and the cleaners.
00:36:23	Boy, look at that? He likes it.
00:36:31	What are you coming over here for?
00:36:34	I can't cook with a dog near me.
00:36:38	We don't want any company.
00:36:42	Okay, have it your way.
00:36:54	- How's Verdell doing?
00:37:04	Simon's home.
00:37:06	I was sort of hoping you can keep the dog
00:37:11	Well, it's been weeks and weeks.
00:37:15	No. He definitely wants him back
00:37:23	Okay.
00:37:24	Okay by me.
00:37:32	Hungry?
00:37:40	One, two, three, four, five.
00:37:51	I'm okay.
00:38:39	Mr. Udall.
00:38:46	Some face they left hanging on you.
00:38:51	Could you take it...
00:38:55	...just a little easy, Mr. Udall?
00:39:02	Thank you.
00:39:07	Verdell.
00:39:10	Come here, my beautiful boy.
00:39:15	Let's go home and get well.
00:39:19	You can't blame him for being weird.
00:39:29	Thank you.
00:39:34	Come on, sweetheart.
00:39:37	Verdell, come here.
00:39:43	I know what you want.
00:39:49	Come on.
00:39:57	No, don't force him.
00:40:32	Over a dog!
00:40:38	Over an ugly dog.
00:40:48	Worst sidewalk in New York.
00:40:53	FIFTH AVENUE
00:40:58	Hi.
00:41:02	If you want to see me, you will not
00:41:05	Dr. Green, how can you diagnose someone
00:41:09	and then act as though I had some
00:41:12	There's not going to be a debate.
00:41:15	You said you could help me!
00:41:18	I can help you if you take responsibility
00:41:23	- You changed the room around.
00:41:26	I also regrew my beard, but you're
00:41:30	I don't have this mountain of available time.
00:41:34	Do you know how hard it was
00:41:37	Yes.
00:41:40	No, we're not doing this now.
00:41:42	I changed just one pattern,
00:41:48	No. Nope.
00:41:59	What if this is as good as it gets?
00:42:16	What the heck are those for?
00:42:21	No, no, no. Get Carol.
00:42:24	I'm filling in.
00:42:28	You know, I think she might be
00:42:33	- Why plastic?
00:42:37	- What the heck do you mean?
00:42:41	Just go get Carol or something.
00:42:47	You know, I'll pay whatever you want.
00:42:53	Do it!
00:42:58	- Bryan. Code blue.
00:43:06	Out! Just shut up and get out.
00:43:12	I'll be quiet.
00:43:18	Go get Carol.
00:43:23	I'm not a prick. You are.
00:43:28	This day has been a disaster.
00:43:34	- I'm not sure if I can handle this too.
00:43:39	Get out immediately, or there's gonna
00:43:53	Okay.
00:44:00	See you. Bye.
00:44:04	It's about time.
00:44:07	Carol's last name?
00:44:10	- Connelly.
00:44:21	- Does he visit often?
00:44:24	What can you do?
00:44:37	Hello.
00:45:15	I'm hungry.
00:45:18	You've ruined my whole day.
00:45:22	- What are you doing here?
00:45:25	If you were a waiter, I'd...
00:45:26	Are you totally gone?
00:45:31	I'm trying to keep emotion out of this
00:45:37	And I have very strong feelings
00:45:41	What subject?
00:45:42	That I wasn't there to take crap
00:45:45	Do you have any control over how
00:45:54	Yes, I do.
00:45:59	And to prove it, I have not gotten
00:46:05	Why aren't you at work?
00:46:12	You don't look sick.
00:46:16	Just tired and bitter.
00:46:22	My son is sick, okay?
00:46:27	What about your mother?
00:46:31	- How do you know about my mother?
00:46:36	- Mom, I finished my juice.
00:46:40	Mom!
00:46:50	How are you doing?
00:46:58	You should answer someone
00:47:00	I'm sorry, Melvin. That's it. I cannot
00:47:08	Back to life.
00:47:18	What's wrong?
00:47:21	Five one-thousand, four one-thousand,
00:47:30	104.9.
00:47:31	We're gonna treat ourselves
00:47:36	Look out, you guys.
00:47:40	Look out, you guys.
00:47:46	Melvin! Wait!
00:47:50	Melvin! Wait!
00:47:59	Shut up, kids!
00:48:02	- Give us a lift, would you, Melvin?
00:48:09	Cover your mouth when you cough, kid.
00:48:15	Brooklyn Presbyterian Hospital, please.
00:48:18	- Hospital?
00:48:21	- Any chance you'll be back at work today?
00:48:30	Simon, we can't put this off any longer.
00:48:34	I feel terrible that I have to...
00:48:38	Simon, could you just leave
00:48:43	Sorry.
00:48:48	- What are those cards?
00:48:52	He thought I should have notes
00:48:55	Maintained focus, didn't get emotional
00:49:00	See? He's right.
00:49:05	SIMON, YOU'RE BROKE
00:49:09	Simon, you're broke.
00:49:14	The medical bills are 61,000 now.
00:49:18	CONVINCE HIM TO ASK PARENTS FOR HELP.
00:49:21	They didn't hang up or anything.
00:49:24	But, they said they would feel
00:49:29	I can't call them.
00:49:34	Come here, baby.
00:49:36	Verdell? What's wrong?
00:49:40	You miss the tough guy?
00:49:45	Happy to see me, you little
00:49:47	How about another ride down the chute?
00:49:50	God. I'm sorry. I did not mean that.
00:49:53	- Simon.
00:49:56	I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:49:59	I'll be able to keep my apartment
00:50:09	Oh, my God!
00:50:41	Yes, you write more than everybody else.
00:50:44	- But I think it's more appropriate...
00:50:47	I need this.
00:50:55	- Melvin, I'll try.
00:50:59	Now, on a pleasanter note, my son,
00:51:04	My husband was dying.
00:51:07	Yeah. Good, nice, thrilled, exciting.
00:51:10	You don't have to wait with me.
00:51:20	I can't resist.
00:51:22	You usually move through
00:51:24	and I just have so many questions
00:51:27	You have no idea what your work
00:51:32	What does it mean to you?
00:51:35	That somebody out there knows
00:51:40	God, this is like a nightmare.
00:51:44	Come on. Just a couple of questions.
00:51:51	How do you write women so well?
00:51:54	I think of a man.
00:51:56	And I take away reason
00:52:31	- Mom!
00:52:34	- What?
00:52:35	- What? Please, just tell me.
00:52:37	- Please, just tell me!
00:52:40	Not your name! What are you telling
00:52:44	He's in the bathroom.
00:52:46	- What's wrong?
00:52:48	Do you know there are doctors
00:52:50	- No, I didn't.
00:52:51	- So what are you doing here?
00:52:53	I didn't know that you had
00:52:56	- What?
00:52:59	He's good.
00:53:02	Okay, doctor.
00:53:06	My wife is
00:53:09	She said I was to take excellent
00:53:12	because you are urgently needed
00:53:15	- What kind of work do you do?
00:53:20	- In Manhattan.
00:53:24	Yeah. Terry. Excuse me.
00:53:27	I'm sorry it took so long.
00:53:30	I couldn't find it either.
00:53:33	Tell them I need C.B.C. Differential,
00:53:37	- And I want it back today.
00:53:39	I'm sorry. Did you say you're
00:53:42	Sure.
00:53:46	These are the receipts,
00:53:48	from all the prescriptions
00:53:52	- Don't forget the calendar.
00:53:57	And how he felt and what he's been eating.
00:54:01	- How long has he had the problem?
00:54:05	- Have they done blood tests on him?
00:54:08	Only in the emergency room,
00:54:11	- Emergency room only.
00:54:13	- How about skin testing for allergies?
00:54:16	No standard scratch test?
00:54:18	No, I asked.
00:54:20	They said my plan didn't cover it and
00:54:23	- Why? Should I have?
00:54:26	Fucking HMO bastard pieces of shit!
00:54:31	I'm sorry.
00:54:32	It's okay. Actually, I think
00:54:37	So, once the tests come back,
00:54:40	is there someone in your office
00:54:44	Me.
00:54:49	That's his home number.
00:54:57	- What?
00:55:04	Can we get you anything else?
00:55:08	No, thank you.
00:55:10	A couple of female slaves?
00:55:13	Mrs. Connelly, there's still a lot of
00:55:16	A lot of things I have to find out here.
00:55:19	But look, whatever I find out,
00:55:22	from now on your son is gonna
00:55:35	Doc!
00:55:42	Fine. Okay, okay.
00:55:51	So, you gotta let me know about the
00:55:54	One way or another we'll...
00:55:56	The costs are gonna be
00:56:00	But don't worry.
00:56:08	That's wonderful.
00:56:14	Anyway, dear.
00:56:17	Forgive my recent crankiness.
00:56:19	I'll call when things get back
00:56:29	Hijole.
00:56:31	- What's wrong?
00:56:34	Oh, no.
00:56:38	No!
00:56:55	- Is he dead yet?
00:57:00	Would there be any way that you would
00:57:06	- Absolutely.
00:57:14	Two o'clock would be a good time.
00:57:21	Open his curtains for him
00:57:27	And he'll know that even things
00:57:32	Where did they teach you to talk like this?
00:57:34	In some Panama city sailor
00:57:37	Or is this getaway day
00:57:40	Sell crazy someplace else.
00:57:52	No! No, no!
00:57:54	There is a seriously goofy man
00:57:57	You're not allowed to block out that man!
00:57:59	Do you really want to go back to emergency
00:58:01	where those runt doctors
00:58:05	This lets a crazy man into our lives.
00:58:07	Let's not fight. You know how
00:58:12	You know how this will turn out.
00:58:15	This is not like stockings.
00:58:18	You don't send this one back.
00:58:25	Right?
00:58:33	No. I do, I understand.
00:58:39	FRIENDS TO ASK FOR MONEY
00:58:40	No. Okay.
00:58:43	Bye-bye.
00:58:46	Bye-bye.
00:58:52	What a day.
00:58:54	Maybe I'll bring him some food by.
00:58:57	Thank you for walking him.
00:59:02	- Excuse me, I'm not feeling so well.
00:59:08	Go away.
00:59:11	- This cleaning lady doesn't...
00:59:17	What happened to your queer
00:59:20	Get out of here!
00:59:28	There's nothing worse than having
00:59:31	Nellie.
00:59:39	- Rot in hell, Melvin.
00:59:43	Quit worrying.
00:59:45	You'll be back on your knees in no time.
00:59:57	Is this fun for you?
01:00:00	You lucky devil, it just keeps getting
01:00:04	I'm losing my apartment, Melvin.
01:00:07	Frank wants me to beg my parents,
01:00:12	And I won't.
01:00:14	And I don't want to paint anymore.
01:00:18	So the life that I was trying for is over.
01:00:22	The life that I had is gone,
01:00:24	and I'm feeling so damn sorry for
01:00:28	It's high times for you, isn't it, Melvin?
01:00:31	The gay neighbor is terrified.
01:00:34	Terrified!
01:00:48	I was just trying to give you a boost.
01:00:52	Lucky you.
01:00:57	You absolute horror
01:01:14	The one thing I'll do for you,
01:01:20	Get out.
01:01:22	You wanna know why that dog
01:01:26	It's a trick.
01:01:31	I keep bacon in my pocket.
01:01:35	See?
01:01:38	My Gosh.
01:01:43	We'll both call him. You'll see.
01:01:50	Okay?
01:01:57	Come here, Verdell.
01:02:05	Come on.
01:02:08	- Come here. Come here, baby.
01:02:11	It's okay. Come here.
01:02:17	Just a stupid dog.
01:02:23	Could you leave now?
01:02:29	I don't get it.
01:02:31	I don't get it.
01:04:09	Mr. Udall!
01:04:13	- Carol the waitress?
01:04:25	The doctors gave me your building address.
01:04:36	If you are...
01:04:41	- if you're worried about thanking me...
01:04:48	Though you have no idea
01:04:51	Have a real conversation
01:04:56	Note. Put it in a note.
01:05:09	- I have a hairdryer.
01:05:18	So you'd come back to work
01:05:22	Do you have some idea
01:05:27	I'm worried you did this be...
01:05:46	Are you waiting for me
01:05:53	Look...
01:05:57	I'll be at the restaurant tomorrow.
01:06:00	I don't think this can wait until tomorrow.
01:06:04	Clear what up?
01:06:08	I'm not going to sleep with you.
01:06:11	I will never sleep with you.
01:06:15	Not ever!
01:06:24	I'm sorry, but...
01:06:28	...we don't open
01:06:34	- I'm not kidding.
01:06:42	Just... thank you.
01:06:52	So you will be at work tomorrow?
01:06:58	Yes.
01:07:16	"Never", she said.
01:07:37	I took a chance you were up.
01:07:41	I brought you some Chinese soup.
01:07:47	Thanks.
01:08:05	I've never been this tired
01:08:16	I haven't been sleeping.
01:08:21	I haven't been clear in my head
01:08:29	I'm in trouble.
01:08:32	It's not just the tiredness.
01:08:35	- Boy.
01:08:38	- Nauseous.
01:08:41	Where everything looks distorted,
01:08:47	And you can barely find the will
01:08:52	Yeah. Yeah.
01:08:55	I'm glad we did this.
01:08:59	Good talking to you.
01:09:10	You are not still writing that
01:09:13	I'm on the last page.
01:09:17	C-O-N-S-C-I-E-N-C-E.
01:09:20	Look, I got Sean from the bakery to
01:09:26	I still don't feel safe leaving Spencer
01:09:29	- Could you spell that again, please?
01:09:32	You better start finding something else
01:09:36	- Sean, are you hungry?
01:09:39	All right.
01:09:41	We got pizza.
01:09:44	Sausage, pepperoni. You wanna
01:09:48	We are going out, like people do.
01:09:54	If you can't feel good about
01:10:01	then I think you ought to have Mr. Udall
01:10:06	I don't need one, because
01:10:12	I gotta finish this letter, or I'll go nuts.
01:10:15	This can't be right.
01:10:19	Carol!
01:10:25	What?
01:10:43	It's very weird not feeling that...
01:10:47	...stupid panic thing inside me
01:10:52	Without that, I just start
01:10:56	What good
01:11:02	Today on the bus
01:11:06	And I felt myself...
01:11:10	...giving them a dirty look.
01:11:14	I just had no idea everything was...
01:11:27	Go ahead.
01:11:31	Moving in the wrong direction.
01:11:35	Away from a time...
01:11:37	When I remembered what it was like
01:11:42	Hold fucking.
01:11:45	- Sorry.
01:11:48	Hands with, for christ sake!
01:11:54	I felt almost really bad
01:12:04	Which is probably why I make poor Spencer
01:12:10	The poor kid doesn't have
01:12:13	He has to make up for his mom
01:12:20	- Who needs these thoughts?
01:12:25	- That you're frustrated?
01:12:27	Why are you doing this?
01:12:31	I hope getting me thinking about
01:12:34	when all I want to do is not do that,
01:12:39	Really, Mom, what is it you want?
01:12:43	- What?
01:12:54	Okay.
01:13:17	- Thank you.
01:13:22	Look, Evelyn's here, and her giant Joey.
01:13:28	That's why you brought me here?
01:13:31	Well, it's not even mine.
01:13:34	This guy Simon seems to have
01:13:37	But the dog did throw up twice last night
01:13:42	- Well, take him to the vet.
01:13:44	They say his stomach's out of whack.
01:13:47	- They need him for a couple of days.
01:13:51	Sorry.
01:13:54	- Excuse me. This is for later.
01:14:00	- It's a note.
01:14:04	- Yeah, it's a thank-you note.
01:14:08	- You can read it later.
01:14:10	No, thank-you note. No, no.
01:14:15	Thank you. Thank you.
01:14:24	She's nice.
01:14:26	Evet.
01:14:28	- Really nice, huh?
01:14:33	Shouldn't that be a good thing,
01:14:40	Sure looks like it went over, too.
01:14:45	Look at you.
01:14:48	You're sure making the rounds.
01:14:58	- What?
01:15:01	You helped with the dog.
01:15:04	Hey, I'm as concerned about
01:15:07	- Concerned?
01:15:10	He's gotta get to Baltimore to ask
01:15:14	Well, yeah.
01:15:16	I mean, if his parents are alive,
01:15:19	- Good! That's great.
01:15:21	Let them help him.
01:15:25	Only...
01:15:27	...I got a high-maintenance selling painter
01:15:33	- Can you drive him?
01:15:40	Take my car? A convertible.
01:15:44	- Do you drive?
01:15:49	Getting loud. Getting loud.
01:15:53	He wants me to take his car
01:15:56	I want your life for one minute, where
01:15:59	a free convertible
01:16:09	- Go ahead, girl.
01:16:14	I'll take him. I'll take him.
01:16:16	Yeah, get him ready, packed.
01:16:19	I'll take him.
01:16:24	All right.
01:16:26	Let's not drag this out.
01:16:35	If there is some mental health foundation
01:16:39	Please be sure to let me know.
01:16:41	- Last-word freak.
01:16:43	Good luck, lady.
01:16:47	- So anything else?
01:16:52	I'm gonna give my queer neighbor
01:16:57	- Okay.
01:17:00	What I did for you,
01:17:08	What you did changed my life.
01:17:13	No!
01:17:15	No. No thank-you note.
01:17:18	Well, part of what I said in this
01:17:22	which you won't read,
01:17:24	is that somehow you have done
01:17:29	and me than anybody else ever has.
01:17:33	I'm just going to read you
01:17:38	"And that makes you the most important,
01:17:42	"I ever met in my life."
01:17:44	"And that you're gonna be in our prayers,
01:17:50	Lovely.
01:17:53	I also wrote one part...
01:17:59	I was talking about how I was sorry
01:18:04	when you came over, and you told my son
01:18:08	So I wrote that I was sorry about that.
01:18:10	I wrote I was sorry for busting you on that
01:18:15	...when I said I was never...
01:18:20	I was sorry. And I'm sorry
01:18:23	and that you had to wait
01:18:26	I'm sorry for never spotting right there
01:18:30	the human being that had it in him
01:18:34	I'll just, you know what,
01:18:38	"I have not been able to express
01:18:42	"Even as I look at the word 'grateful' now,"
01:18:44	"it doesn't begin to tell you what I feel."
01:18:51	That's nice of you. Thank you.
01:18:58	Thank you.
01:19:09	Now I want you
01:19:20	I'm sorry. Didn't I say "what"?
01:19:29	- What?
01:19:33	- No, sir.
01:19:37	I'm afraid he might pull
01:19:41	I need you to chaperone.
01:19:44	You said you liked convertibles.
01:19:48	- I'm sorry, "the stiff one-eye"?
01:19:51	- I can't. I work.
01:19:54	- My son.
01:19:58	- Melvin, I'd rather not.
01:20:01	- Funny, I thought it was a strong point.
01:20:05	I need a hand, and where'd she go?
01:20:08	Are you saying accepting
01:20:12	Is there any other way to see it?
01:20:18	No.
01:20:25	Here's a little suitcase.
01:20:39	There's no way to pack
01:21:05	- Alo?
01:21:08	Yes.
01:21:11	Melvin, I would like to know
01:21:15	Just south of Baltimore, Maryland.
01:21:18	I know what you're gonna say next.
01:21:20	I mean, I think I know.
01:21:24	I'm not sure, but I think so.
01:21:28	There's no need for me to bring
01:21:33	I didn't know if we were gonna be eating
01:21:42	Maybe...
01:21:44	- Yes. Yes, let's! Let's.
01:21:52	- What did you think I was gonna ask?
01:21:57	Okay, then. Goodnight.
01:22:06	- Anything unusual in the dog's diet?
01:22:11	- Everybody gets their own cage?
01:22:13	Okay. Put him in with that one, not that one.
01:22:18	Lip kiss.
01:22:23	I love you. I'll miss you.
01:22:29	- Bye.
01:22:41	- Don't worry, mom. Have good time!
01:22:45	- Have fun! Don't worry!
01:22:47	- No, no. Have fun, but don't run.
01:22:55	- Sorry I'm not taking you myself, Simon.
01:22:58	Give me a hug.
01:23:02	- Everything's gonna be okay, all right?
01:23:05	Soak it up.
01:23:07	It's your last chance
01:23:16	Hello.
01:23:26	Thank you for being on time.
01:23:33	Carol the waitress. Simon the fag.
01:23:41	Holy God. Who did that to you?
01:23:45	I was attacked.
01:23:48	I walked in on some men robbing me.
01:23:51	And I was hospitalized.
01:23:55	- I almost died.
01:23:59	Let's go.
01:24:04	- I was gonna do that for you.
01:24:07	- There's no place cards or anything.
01:24:11	You need all the room
01:24:13	So I'll sit in the back.
01:24:30	Never a break. Never.
01:24:34	I'm sorry. Thank you for the seat.
01:24:37	- You look like you're crowded in there.
01:24:44	Thanks.
01:24:54	Thank you.
01:24:58	You're welcome.
01:25:03	I've got the whole trip programmed.
01:25:11	I'm just kidding.
01:25:16	- No, seriously.
01:25:19	We've got good stuff here.
01:25:38	I like this music.
01:25:42	I like this music.
01:25:59	Yes, I'm sure, Simon, they did something
01:26:03	but when it comes to your parents
01:26:07	something will always be off for you
01:26:11	And maybe this thing happened to you
01:26:16	Nonsense, and you want to know why?
01:26:19	Anybody here who's interested in what
01:26:31	Do you want to know what happened
01:26:34	Yes.
01:26:37	- When I was a kid...
01:26:39	I'm gonna pull over,
01:26:46	I always painted,
01:26:51	I mean, she was really sort of fabulous
01:26:55	And she used to I was too young to think
01:27:01	and she was, she was very natural.
01:27:05	So she used to pose nude for me.
01:27:08	And I always thought or I guess
01:27:14	- This stuff is pointless.
01:27:17	You like sad stories?
01:27:20	Stop!
01:27:23	Go ahead, really.
01:27:29	One day he walked in and he found us,
01:27:34	My father didn't come out of
01:27:38	He used to hit me on the hands
01:27:40	if I made a mistake playing the piano.
01:27:47	Go ahead, Simon. So you said he came in
01:27:53	Please, come on.
01:27:56	He was...
01:28:00	Yeah, I know he was...
01:28:05	I was trying to make peace
01:28:11	I said,
01:28:19	And he started hitting me.
01:28:23	He beat me unconscious.
01:28:27	And he talked to me less and less
01:28:30	He knew what I was before I did.
01:28:34	The morning I left for college
01:28:39	He held out his hand.
01:28:45	A big sweaty wad of money.
01:28:52	And he said, "I don't want you
01:28:58	I just grabbed him
01:29:02	And he turned and walked out.
01:29:16	We all have these terrible stories
01:29:20	It's not true.
01:29:22	Some of us have great stories,
01:29:25	that take place at lakes with boats
01:29:31	Just no one in this car.
01:29:36	Good times, noodle salad.
01:29:39	What makes it so hard is not that
01:29:42	but that you're that pissed
01:29:46	- No! I don't think so.
01:29:52	Not it at all?
01:29:55	Okay.
01:30:00	Tomorrow you'll see if you can get another
01:30:15	Can I ask you a personal question?
01:30:21	Sure.
01:30:24	You ever get an erection
01:30:29	Melvin.
01:30:30	I mean, wouldn't your life be
01:30:34	You consider your life easy?
01:30:37	All right.
01:30:44	Nice packing.
01:30:55	- Hi.
01:30:57	- Hey, Mom. Wait till you hear.
01:31:01	Mom, I ran over a guy and scored a goal.
01:31:04	- You did?
01:31:09	- That's great!
01:31:12	- My God, right?
01:31:14	- Mom, we're playing again. Gotta go.
01:31:20	- He scored a goal.
01:31:25	- You would've died.
01:31:29	My son was outside playing soccer.
01:31:33	Come on, take me out for a good time.
01:31:37	Dancing?
01:31:40	- I can't. I'm exhausted.
01:31:43	- No. No.
01:31:45	No.
01:31:47	- All right. You're right.
01:31:51	- Are you sad or something?
01:31:56	It would be very rough, Carol,
01:32:00	What a nice compliment.
01:32:15	I'm happy.
01:32:22	Let's get dressed.
01:32:32	- I'm going to jump in the shower.
01:32:35	- I'll be right with you.
01:33:15	All set?
01:33:17	Yeah.
01:33:22	- Do you sell hard-shell crabs?
01:33:25	- Do they sell hard-shells?
01:33:36	- Do they sell hard-shells?
01:33:40	Thank you.
01:33:44	- Good evening.
01:33:46	- You have hard-shells, right?
01:33:48	Just him. That's all.
01:33:51	Yes, we do.
01:33:53	- I can give you a tie and jacket.
01:33:57	They require a tie and jacket,
01:34:12	Sir.
01:34:14	No. I'm not putting that on.
01:34:18	I'm also not going to let you inject
01:34:21	It's such a nice place.
01:34:24	You probably have these dry-cleaned
01:34:27	Actually, I don't think so.
01:34:38	You just wait here.
01:34:42	Excuse me. Thank you.
01:34:55	Good evening.
01:34:58	- I need a coat and tie.
01:35:02	No.
01:35:05	- No?
01:35:09	That one, yeah. And this tie.
01:35:21	Excuse me.
01:35:27	She's here.
01:35:31	Thanks.
01:35:33	- Should I get her for you?
01:36:22	Madam?
01:36:32	Wait!
01:37:04	You look so sex...
01:37:09	You look great.
01:37:13	You look great.
01:37:26	You want to dance?
01:37:29	I've been thinking about that
01:37:32	- And?
01:37:37	I don't get this place.
01:37:40	They make me buy a new outfit
01:37:44	I don't get it.
01:37:47	What? Wait. No, wait. What?
01:37:56	I didn't mean it that way.
01:38:00	You can still give me the dirty look,
01:38:03	Pay me a compliment, Melvin.
01:38:05	I need one. Quick.
01:38:08	You have no idea how much
01:38:13	The mono-minute someone gets that they
01:38:18	A compliment is something nice
01:38:22	- Now or never.
01:38:35	And mean it.
01:38:49	Can we order first?
01:38:53	Okay.
01:38:58	Two hard-shell crab dinners!
01:39:03	- Baked or fries?
01:39:08	- Fries.
01:39:12	I'll tell your waiter.
01:39:17	Okay. Now...
01:39:20	I got a real great compliment for you,
01:39:25	I'm so afraid you're about to say
01:39:28	Don't be pessimistic.
01:39:32	Okay. Here I go.
01:39:40	I've got this what... ailment.
01:39:48	My doctor, a shrink that
01:39:52	he says that in 50 or 60 percent
01:39:59	I hate pills.
01:40:02	Hate. I'm using the word "hate"
01:40:07	My compliment is, that night when you came
01:40:15	All right, well, you were there.
01:40:19	My compliment to you is,
01:40:23	the next morning
01:40:31	I don't quite get how that's
01:40:40	You make me
01:40:55	That's maybe
01:41:03	Well, maybe I overshot a little,
01:41:06	because I was aiming at just enough
01:41:21	How's it going with those pills?
01:41:33	It's little by little.
01:41:37	It's exhausting talking like this.
01:42:01	Do you ever let a romantic moment make
01:42:06	Never.
01:42:09	Here's the trouble with never.
01:42:34	- You don't owe me that.
01:42:39	When you first came into breakfast,
01:42:42	I thought you were handsome.
01:42:46	Then, of course, you spoke.
01:42:51	So, now that your soft,
01:42:58	Tell me,
01:43:05	Well, I...
01:43:11	- That's a personal question.
01:43:17	- Scared?
01:43:21	It's okay.
01:43:28	I...
01:43:31	Well...
01:43:36	I thought, maybe if you had sex
01:43:41	What?
01:43:43	- Well, it's just one idea.
01:43:49	Like I'm a, what,
01:43:54	I don't know why I brought you.
01:43:59	It came out first. That was
01:44:03	You kiss him, me, when you two
01:44:07	No. Wait, wait. That's, I didn't mean.
01:44:12	- I'll never forget you said it.
01:44:16	It was a mistake.
01:44:23	Hello, this is Fred Bishop. And Betty.
01:44:26	Sorry to be unable to take your
01:44:29	Please leave a message with all
01:44:31	- Say, "good-bye".
01:44:34	It's Simon.
01:44:38	I'm in town.
01:44:41	Hello?
01:44:45	Folks, you haven't been out later
01:44:49	Please pick up the phone.
01:44:53	Really.
01:45:00	Okay, I'm gonna try you in the morning.
01:45:04	Or at least
01:45:16	How are you?
01:45:19	- ls this going to be your room?
01:45:22	I don't wanna see him, and he's not
01:45:25	- What happened?
01:45:31	- Can you not be so violent?
01:45:34	- Do you need help?
01:45:39	I'm taking a big bath
01:45:42	I'm sorry.
01:45:46	Don't ask. I'm tired of my own complaints.
01:45:50	- Why? What are you thinking about?
01:45:56	Can you believe in our little mix
01:46:13	- Good night.
01:46:58	Hold it.
01:47:20	- I have to draw you.
01:47:25	- I have to draw you.
01:47:29	Absolutely not. I'm a lot more
01:47:31	- I give off the wrong impression...
01:47:34	- I haven't sketched anything in weeks.
01:47:40	But you're beautiful, Carol.
01:47:45	The back. The line of you.
01:47:50	You're why cavemen
01:47:56	All right.
01:48:21	The next thing I know
01:48:26	Well, it's not right to go into details.
01:48:32	I screwed up.
01:48:38	Where if I hadn't,
01:48:42	I could be in bed right now
01:48:46	if you make her laugh you got a life.
01:48:51	Instead, I'm here with you.
01:48:54	No of fence, but a moron
01:49:03	Jameson, soda back.
01:49:07	I'm sorry.
01:49:10	- We're being naughty here, pal.
01:49:15	This is so great.
01:49:17	I swear to God, my hand won't even
01:49:22	- I'm just turning.
01:49:25	- Okay, this?
01:49:27	I can't get over my hand's not
01:49:30	I can't, I just,
01:49:32	I can't get the angle with this cast.
01:49:40	Careful.
01:49:48	PRIVACY
01:49:53	I'm coming in. It's late.
01:50:02	Did you have sex with her?
01:50:05	Okay, so are you sure you don't
01:50:12	Sorry.
01:50:15	I didn't know she was still here.
01:50:20	To hell with sex. It was better
01:50:25	What I need, he gave me great.
01:50:36	I just love her.
01:50:44	How are you doing?
01:51:02	- Hello?
01:51:05	Hello, Simon.
01:51:06	You were right.
01:51:09	Do you have to whisper?
01:51:11	- I'm not a screamer. Look, the reason...
01:51:13	It was the luckiest thing for all of us
01:51:16	- Your father has not been feeling well.
01:51:20	- Hold on.
01:51:23	I get why you're angry with me,
01:51:27	- He's talking to his parents.
01:51:30	Truly, no grudges. Okay?
01:51:33	It was a little odd that you didn't come
01:51:38	- We almost did.
01:51:41	The important thing is that
01:51:44	- You do sound different.
01:51:47	- Good. About money...
01:51:50	I'll drop you a line from wherever I land,
01:51:53	and then it's up to you to make the
01:51:56	He's gonna wanna stay. And they'll wanna
01:52:02	- Okay. Bye-bye.
01:52:05	- He's gonna feel stirred up.
01:52:08	We'll probably have a good five-hour drive.
01:52:13	- So?
01:52:16	- What about your parents?
01:52:20	What are you talking about?
01:52:24	I know. I'm a little bit nervous.
01:52:27	Suddenly everything seems so easy.
01:52:31	Carol, a load has been lifted.
01:52:37	- One night with me.
01:52:43	Geez.
01:52:45	- No choice.
01:52:47	Nothing like no choice to make
01:52:50	Let me see. Gorgeous.
01:52:55	Do it then.
01:52:57	I can't believe you let it stay there.
01:53:00	Good-bye.
01:53:03	Your luck's running.
01:53:05	They sublet your place.
01:53:11	Frank's got a line on another place
01:53:14	Another place where?
01:53:17	Does it matter?
01:53:22	No, it doesn't.
01:53:26	I'm fine. Like the hat?
01:53:30	I'm sorry.
01:53:47	FOR EMERGENCY USE ONLY
01:54:04	I don't wanna hear that music right now.
01:54:06	What do you mean?
01:54:09	I don't.
01:54:12	This one has a meaning.
01:54:14	It's your car, but I don't wanna hear it,
01:54:38	Yes, sir. All right.
01:54:41	Here's the keys to my apartment.
01:54:45	You go up there and wait,
01:54:50	- I'll take a bus.
01:54:59	Can you come here?
01:55:02	- Look, I don't care what you did for me.
01:55:06	I don't think I wanna know you anymore.
01:55:15	You have my number.
01:55:20	- Let him take you home.
01:55:25	- I love you.
01:55:37	Don't say anything.
01:55:43	I gotta get a hold of Frank and
01:55:49	I think you're going to
01:55:52	- What are you talking about?
01:55:55	There's Verdell!
01:55:57	Come here.
01:55:59	You feel like your old self again.
01:56:05	Mommy and Daddy are home.
01:56:10	Sorry.
01:56:15	They rented your place furnished.
01:56:17	Jackie said she was gonna bring
01:56:21	They were going to set you up
01:56:24	I never use it. It's got good light.
01:56:29	I'm coming. I'm coming.
01:56:36	It's nice. It looks good.
01:56:41	They've even got your music,
01:56:47	I have to say they did a good job.
01:56:53	You know, it's gonna be okay, huh?
01:56:57	Yeah.
01:57:04	Thank you, Melvin.
01:57:16	I love you.
01:57:24	I tell you, buddy. I'd be the luckiest
01:57:42	Make yourself at home.
01:57:47	Anything else in the bag?
01:57:50	But I was playing soccer
01:57:53	I know.
01:57:54	I love my cookbook.
01:57:58	Great.
01:57:59	It's got all these wonderful recipes in here.
01:58:03	I never even fixed shark before.
01:58:06	- Would you like that, Spencer?
01:58:09	There's some cookies here
01:58:15	Where is my big hairy boy?
01:58:18	Where is he?
01:58:23	Sweetheart!
01:58:26	- You're in bed.
01:58:33	Melvin.
01:58:34	I just didn't think Verdell should get too
01:58:40	Look.
01:58:47	Is this okay?
01:58:51	Hello? Hi, it's me.
01:58:55	Yes. He took me in.
01:59:01	- Yes. I fainted when I walked...
01:59:07	- Just take the dog.
01:59:09	That's right. Take him.
01:59:12	Come on. Move fast.
01:59:14	- Don't limp. Move fast.
01:59:30	- Hello.
01:59:34	- How are you doing?
01:59:37	Why? What's wrong?
01:59:40	I don't know whether I'm being
01:59:43	Maybe both. Maybe.
01:59:45	See? Right there I don't know whether
01:59:50	Cute.
01:59:51	You don't have to answer everything I say.
01:59:54	Listen to me.
01:59:58	It's really something
02:00:02	And what I said on the street,
02:00:08	It made me sick to my stomach.
02:00:14	And I'd be lying if I didn't say
02:00:21	But the truth is you do bother
02:00:24	And I know that think that it's...
02:00:27	I think that it's better for me...
02:00:29	...to not have contact with you
02:00:32	And you're pretty old guy to not be ready,
02:00:37	But there were extraordinary
02:00:49	So, anyway, thanks for the trip.
02:00:54	Good night. Good night.
02:00:56	Okay if I say something now?
02:01:03	Go ahead.
02:01:07	I should've danced with you.
02:01:14	Good night.
02:01:37	- Are you going to talk to me or not?
02:01:52	- What did she say?
02:01:56	Extraordinary.
02:01:58	And she doesn't want
02:02:03	I'm dying here.
02:02:07	- Because... you love her.
02:02:13	And you people are supposed to be
02:02:16	Then you tell me why!
02:02:21	- I don't know. Let me sleep on it.
02:02:25	- I'll figure it out.
02:02:30	I'm stuck.
02:02:39	- She's evicted me from my life.
02:02:44	It's better than this.
02:02:47	I'm very intelligent.
02:02:49	If you're gonna give me hope,
02:02:52	If you can't be at least mildly interesting,
02:02:56	I'm drowning here!
02:03:00	Picking on me won't help.
02:03:04	If that's true,
02:03:08	Melvin.
02:03:17	You know who you want.
02:03:21	I would take your seat any day.
02:03:27	Now. Tonight.
02:03:29	I mean, it's not always good to
02:03:33	You can do this, Melvin.
02:03:37	Pull the stops. Tell her how you feel.
02:03:41	- I'm charged.
02:03:44	She might kill me if I go there.
02:03:47	Then get in your jammies
02:03:50	Listen, I really think you have a
02:03:52	The best thing you have going for you
02:03:56	So go over there.
02:04:04	- Okay.
02:04:09	- Thanks a lot.
02:04:13	Here I go.
02:04:25	What's wrong?
02:04:29	I forgot to lock the door.
02:05:51	- What do you want, Melvin?
02:05:55	- Some other time
02:06:01	What a break.
02:06:05	Is it a secret
02:06:11	I had to see you.
02:06:17	Because?
02:06:22	It relaxes me.
02:06:26	I'd feel better sitting outside your
02:06:31	Than any other place
02:06:35	No, no, wait. That's overstating.
02:06:39	I'd rather be sitting inside on the steps,
02:06:42	because I don't wanna get my feet
02:06:44	- What would that serve?
02:06:46	Why can't I just have a normal
02:06:50	Just a regular boyfriend
02:06:54	Everybody wants that, dear.
02:07:01	I'm sorry.
02:07:12	Boyfriend.
02:07:18	Come on in and try
02:07:24	Maybe we could live
02:07:31	Maybe we could.
02:08:00	It feels a little confined here.
02:08:08	It's four in the morning.
02:08:14	- If you don't mind.
02:08:20	There's a bakery on the corner
02:08:25	That way we're not screwy,
02:08:35	Okay.
02:08:55	What are you doing?
02:08:57	I still want you to hear part
02:09:00	You don't have to.
02:09:09	And darling I'm never lonely
02:09:14	whenever you're in sight...
02:09:18	Thank you.
02:09:21	You know, I was hope...
02:09:38	I'm sorry.
02:09:52	- I'm feeling...
02:09:57	I'm feeling better, Carol.
02:09:59	Melvin, even though it may
02:10:04	you don't know me all that well.
02:10:07	I'm not the answer for you.
02:10:10	- I've got a great compliment for you.
02:10:15	Just let me, let me talk.
02:10:25	I might be the only person
02:10:29	that knows you're
02:10:32	I might be the only one who appreciates
02:10:36	how amazing you are in every
02:10:40	And how you are with Spencer.
02:10:46	And in every single thought that you have
02:10:50	and how you almost always
02:10:53	that's all about being straight and good.
02:10:58	And I think most people miss
02:11:02	And I watch them,
02:11:04	wondering how they can watch you bring
02:11:08	and never get that they just met
02:11:12	And the fact that I get it
02:11:18	...about me.
02:11:29	Is that something that's bad for you
02:11:44	No.
02:11:50	I'm going to grab you.
02:11:53	I didn't mean for that to be
02:12:21	I know I can do better than that.
02:12:48	Better.
02:12:55	See?
02:13:12	- Want something?
02:13:25	- Excuse us.

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