Return Of The Ghostbusters

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00:00:40 We begin the story
00:00:44 ...night...
00:00:45 In the middle of no where...
00:00:49 ...woods...
00:00:50 ...in those woods, an old man was experimenting
00:00:56 ...dark arts...
00:00:58 dark arts?
00:00:59 yeah, witchcraft and stuff
00:01:01 wait... I though a witch was a chick
00:01:03 the old man would spend years by himself experimenting
00:01:11 some say...!
00:01:13 that he would begin to build an army of the
00:01:18 ...the world...
00:01:20 but something went terribly wrong...
00:01:22 the corpses overwhelmed him
00:01:28 dude... stop ruining the story
00:01:31 sorry
00:01:34 after killing their master
00:01:39 knock it off
00:01:41 after having nowhere to go
00:01:46 they would bury themselves in the ground
00:01:52 can you hear them?
00:01:53 can you hear them underneath us right now?
00:01:58 dude, stop with the lame moan!
00:02:02 that wasn't me
00:02:23 whatcha reading Ed?
00:02:24 ahh it is 58.27 on the ecto wave length
00:02:27 what is that a class five?
00:02:29 no, barely a class four
00:02:31 Let's book this ghost da-no!
00:02:34 It's “let's book 'em, Danno!”
00:02:37 you stupid commie
00:02:40 Move!
00:03:06 Right there fella.
00:03:19 Alright kids this is the part where
00:03:22 I'm closing the trap in three... two... one...
00:03:34 How did you guys get here so fast?
00:03:36 We were on the neighborhood
00:03:39 What's this?
00:03:41 Give me that.
00:03:45 You ain't 21 are ya?
00:03:47 um, ahehem... yeah dude
00:03:50 Yeah right.
00:03:54 nice!
00:03:59 Ed
00:04:02 shouldn't you kids be at home studying?
00:04:04 dude, it is Saturday
00:04:05 you know, you really shouldn't drink alcohol
00:04:07 Studies have shown that alcohol leads to a decrease
00:04:10 drugs are bad too
00:04:12 and... drunk driving and... abortion is...
00:04:18 who are you guys?
00:04:20 We're the Ghostbusters.
00:04:32 RETURN OF THE
00:06:19 If there's something strange
00:06:24 Who ya gonna call?
00:06:26 GHOSTBUSTERS
00:06:28 If there's something weird
00:06:32 Who ya gonna call?
00:06:34 GHOSTBUSTERS
00:06:42 I ain't afraid of no ghosts
00:06:48 Who are you going to call indeed?
00:06:51 the Denver Ghostbusters
00:06:53 those paranormal eliminators
00:06:59 Ed Spengler,
00:07:04 team leader, scientist and television star
00:07:08 Pavel Karnov
00:07:14 I like what I do
00:07:15 Neil Anderson
00:07:20 excuse me, are you guys worried that you're
00:07:22 out of a job?
00:07:24 as long as people keep dying
00:07:27 what about the activists
00:07:29 look
00:07:31 I am a real busy guy
00:07:32 would you like an autograph or something?
00:07:34 the Ghostbusters arrived in Denver three
00:07:38 How come channel 4 gets all the sensations?
00:07:41 these guys are a joke man
00:07:43 they're better than anything you two
00:07:46 our story last night was great
00:07:48 the firemen prevailed, the kitten was rescued
00:07:51 shut up
00:07:53 it was a story of hope
00:07:55 April, I thought you
00:07:57 channel 4 is getting all the news
00:07:59 I just hope the advertisers
00:08:01 you know...
00:08:03 like these Ghostbusters
00:08:06 Ghostbusters?
00:08:08 oh... ok... so... I'm better than
00:08:13 but I'm not quiet good
00:08:15 April, I know you're bitter
00:08:18 but I need you in the field
00:08:20 this is embarrassing chief
00:08:24 now...
00:08:25 there are these Egyptian
00:08:28 Frederic's team is on this
00:08:30 they've got an interview set up with
00:08:33 he's the chief archaeologist
00:08:34 Frederic's pieces are so flat
00:08:37 come on
00:08:39 Yeah!
00:08:41 I tell you what... if you can get
00:08:45 Then I'll give you a follow up
00:08:49 Just like you let me have that
00:08:51 April
00:08:53 Let's just take it
00:08:55 if we get a hold of the
00:08:57 we could have the production in post
00:09:00 mmm... in time for
00:09:04 now that would be good
00:09:07 Mr. Jenks, I really don't think
00:09:09 I don't wanna take it
00:09:10 you should be thanking
00:09:13 Now just take it,
00:09:20 Uh Oh!
00:09:23 good morning sunshine
00:09:25 you know how Ed always compares
00:09:30 yeah yeah
00:09:31 with the soaking up
00:09:33 yeah
00:09:34 it feels like somebody used
00:09:37 and then tried to ring it out
00:09:39 big night
00:09:41 yeah
00:09:45 Pavel?
00:09:46 Jack Daniels
00:09:47 where are the guys anyway?
00:09:49 Ed's TV show they are
00:09:52 No, those punks don't get a day off
00:09:57 look
00:09:58 hold down my calls, cuz once
00:10:01 I'm not getting up until dinner time
00:10:04 Quantum Leap reruns all day
00:10:10 I AM NOT HERE
00:10:14 Good Morning
00:10:17 I am sorry
00:10:19 no ma'am
00:10:24 Neil she wants to talk to you
00:10:27 give me the phone
00:10:29 hi ma'am
00:10:31 yeah great
00:10:32 look, we are pretty
00:10:34 swimming in specters and such
00:10:39 you're gonna regret it
00:10:42 it's looking like the last Wednesday of
00:10:46 so I think I'm gonna pass
00:10:49 You go ahead and give her your number
00:10:53 thanks a bunch for calling
00:11:00 I'm sorry about that ma'am.
00:11:03 yeah, and your number was...
00:11:09 APRIL HUNTER
00:11:13 APRIL HUNTER!
00:11:15 channel 8 news April Hunter?
00:11:17 You said you weren't interested.
00:11:18 the hot chick...
00:11:22 she want me?
00:11:23 She wanted to meet the Ghostbusters.
00:11:26 did you get her number?
00:11:28 Yes, off course I got her number.
00:11:30 alright! alright! call her back, tell
00:11:33 but Ed and Pavel are
00:11:35 Who cares, they've
00:11:37 It's time for me
00:11:38 Besides, don't you think I'm professional
00:11:48 It's Ed Spengler.
00:11:51 He's the science nerd.
00:11:58 greetings and welcome to the show
00:12:00 I'm Ed Spengler, the science nerd,
00:12:04 Pavel Karnov.
00:12:05 Now today we'll be putting the finishing
00:12:10 For those of you joined us at home,
00:12:14 good point Pavel
00:12:15 That's why I recommend a level 4
00:12:20 but 2 layers of lead paneling,
00:12:22 a heart monitor, and a gamma ray tuned
00:12:25 But since we don't have any of that
00:12:29 and rubber gloves, which can be
00:12:33 This is good opportunity to support
00:12:37 now... Pavel we need to speak
00:12:41 Once this miniature reactor is finished
00:12:46 an energy field by converting
00:12:49 woo, it sounds very dangerous
00:12:51 it is
00:12:52 that's why we have
00:12:54 to counter the intense
00:12:57 that'll be generated by the process
00:12:59 for those of you following along at home
00:13:04 ok, you see here, we got
00:13:09 ok, we got... little knobs here to adjust
00:13:14 and stream intensity
00:13:16 I don't know what that does
00:13:18 uhm... yes, that's very interesting but could we
00:13:26 in here?
00:13:28 why not?
00:13:30 well...
00:13:32 yeah...
00:13:36 yeah...
00:13:38 damn straight I am a professional
00:13:40 alright Gallagher get this
00:13:41 I'm on it
00:13:45 you guys are gonna
00:13:48 there we go
00:13:49 a little further
00:13:52 yeah... ok.
00:13:55 oh yeah
00:13:56 alright let's go ahead
00:14:01 alright
00:14:02 I'll give you guys a little show
00:14:12 ok...
00:14:13 ok.. uhm...
00:14:16 hum...
00:14:17 ah... yeah...
00:14:19 see I am a professional
00:14:21 the ceiling is now on fire
00:14:24 and I'm not worried
00:14:26 maybe you should
00:14:28 yeah
00:14:33 hold this
00:14:42 that about does it for the
00:14:45 we should now be able to
00:14:48 electrons at a rate similar to
00:14:52 like Gary Coleman or would he
00:14:57 What you talkin' 'bout Pavel?
00:14:59 this here is the protection grid
00:15:04 it's been upgraded from the old system
00:15:08 So you keep people's souls
00:15:11 well.. yeah...
00:15:15 that's right
00:15:17 let me just show you
00:15:19 go right here...
00:15:29 just... just a second
00:15:32 well... well it's... uhm
00:15:37 we should step back
00:15:42 coming back in 30 seconds
00:16:01 hello
00:16:03 ED!
00:16:04 quick you've gotta get back here man
00:16:07 p... p.. perjurate
00:16:08 what?
00:16:10 what did you do?
00:16:11 I don't know I was just
00:16:13 is that an alarm
00:16:15 maybe
00:16:17 yes
00:16:19 alright, I'll be there in
00:16:21 Pavel you're gonna
00:16:22 what?
00:16:24 it'll be easy, just
00:16:26 there is only a few minutes
00:16:28 ok
00:16:29 Do not touch anything!
00:16:36 hey where the hell are you going?
00:16:37 I got to stop the containment unit
00:16:39 can't you just wait
00:16:42 in ten minutes half the city
00:16:45 besides I've got Pavel
00:16:50 so we've been at this for a few years now
00:16:54 the boys back in Manhattan
00:16:58 we've been lucky
00:17:01 so I had this dream last night right
00:17:05 I was trapped in these movies
00:17:08 does that ever happen?
00:17:10 what?
00:17:10 you're 30 seconds late man
00:17:11 I got held out coming
00:17:16 Neil, I've told you a million times do not mess
00:17:20 especially the protection grid
00:17:22 will you relax man?
00:17:25 I figured we could use the publicity
00:17:27 Hi, I'm April Hunter
00:17:31 Ed Spengler, paranormal
00:17:35 so...
00:17:36 I suppose you're curious as
00:17:39 actually yes I am curious
00:17:41 well, it's pretty basic really
00:17:45 which are basically electrical particles
00:17:49 now the law of conservation states
00:17:54 so when a person dies, their
00:17:58 to heaven or hell or whatever
00:18:01 but sometimes for whatever reasons
00:18:06 uhm, that's what keeps us in business
00:18:07 harvesting souls
00:18:09 electrical anomalies
00:18:11 psychokinetic energy
00:18:12 and with the encoder I built
00:18:16 and from there it's a snap
00:18:20 provided Pavel hasn't crammed
00:18:29 like I said
00:18:30 it's simply erratic residual energy
00:18:34 we're not talkin' Dante's
00:18:36 and who are you to decide
00:18:40 first off, we bust
00:18:43 and frankly, ‘goblins' have killed
00:18:48 my colleague is right
00:18:53 our clients call us when
00:18:55 if our work wasn't satisfactory
00:18:59 so what it really comes
00:19:03 look, don't make me
00:19:06 we're scientists here
00:19:08 well...
00:19:12 I'm sorry, I'm just trying to be
00:19:16 get the facts straight
00:19:17 well then get this straight
00:19:18 around here people
00:19:20 we help people in this town
00:19:26 believe we have
00:19:29 that's it
00:19:31 bye
00:19:35 hey
00:19:36 wait a second
00:19:37 wait up
00:19:40 I cannot wait to see the
00:19:42 I think this is gonna
00:19:44 I think it went really
00:19:45 well, you're in luck
00:19:48 very very cool
00:19:49 very cool
00:19:51 you know what, you never
00:19:56 he saved my life
00:19:57 you know if I recall correctly
00:20:01 that turned off the containment
00:20:04 if anything you almost
00:20:06 come on
00:20:07 ouch!
00:20:08 hey wait a minute
00:20:10 wait wait wait wait
00:20:11 how about I make it up
00:20:14 dinner?
00:20:15 - Shut up!
00:20:17 I gotta a 12 pack with
00:20:20 I'd love to, I really would but I uhm..
00:20:24 yeah but, is he a celebrity?
00:20:27 yeah he is
00:20:28 Klaus Konstantin
00:20:33 yeah, rings a bell
00:20:35 so what?
00:20:37 no, just the ones
00:20:40 come on
00:20:44 we're here on location near
00:20:47 of Cinépolis where
00:20:49 and his team have made a
00:20:51 tell us about it professor
00:20:53 well sir, it would appear that
00:20:55 is in fact the amulet of
00:20:59 and what is...
00:21:00 the amulet of Anubis is
00:21:04 fabled to carry the powers
00:21:06 the most ancient guardian of
00:21:11 according to ancient
00:21:13 sounds very... old
00:21:15 Ed, how many times are we
00:21:18 I'm very worried
00:21:20 all right let's hear it
00:21:22 well, I've been researching this amulet
00:21:26 Anubis is an incredibly ancient god, the god of
00:21:32 He was responsible of escorting souls
00:21:36 He was also responsible for
00:21:41 the eater of the dead.
00:21:42 so, what?
00:21:45 no anything
00:21:46 being fed to Ammit meant the soul would vanish
00:21:50 so Konstantin can eat souls
00:21:54 well... sort of
00:21:56 if he figured out how to decipher it he can
00:22:01 the after life or Hall of Two Truths according
00:22:06 Pavel, you're just in time, Ed is
00:22:11 and we're going to be studying the find
00:22:14 Professor Konstantin!
00:22:15 what?
00:22:17 I'll tell you what, you stay here and
00:22:22 I'm hit'n the bar
00:22:23 you down?
00:22:24 you buying?
00:22:26 you driving?
00:22:27 it's a deal comrade
00:22:29 let's do it
00:22:30 if this talisman actually carries
00:22:33 I'll be interested in
00:22:36 perhaps as a weapon
00:22:41 for the good of
00:22:44 what are you up to professor?
00:22:52 here's the crate you
00:22:55 excellent
00:22:56 thank you
00:23:03 the amulet of Anubis
00:23:06 something I've been searching
00:23:14 where are the the rest of the
00:23:17 they're on their way
00:23:19 well I'll need some time
00:23:23 I'll bring it back tomorrow
00:23:25 personally
00:23:28 alright
00:23:33 oh...
00:23:34 ahhh
00:23:36 I don't know if this is something
00:23:40 but a couple of us are gonna go
00:23:42 a little later on try to pick up some MILFS
00:23:44 some what?
00:23:45 yeah, you know there's lots of them that
00:23:48 mechanical puppets or something
00:23:50 but I didn't really wanna tell you,
00:23:54 you wanna do it or not?
00:23:56 some other time perhaps
00:23:58 I have a later engagement
00:24:01 wow
00:24:04 %$^&*@! of course with a woman
00:24:07 a nice beautiful reporter woman
00:24:11 is it so hard to believe
00:24:15 that a man like me
00:24:17 can find love
00:24:18 no...
00:24:19 no!
00:24:20 I mean yeah but
00:24:23 alright it's because
00:24:24 and...
00:24:26 you know you're not very good looking
00:24:28 quiet
00:24:30 I'll see you tomorrow
00:24:32 alright, stay and fondle your
00:24:38 have a good time without me
00:24:46 so Pavel, tell me what you know
00:24:51 I just don't think he is a
00:24:54 hey look, we're on
00:25:00 ahh... for Christ's sakes
00:25:05 I don't wanna see her
00:25:06 hey, I know what's up
00:25:11 what?
00:25:14 no... no...
00:25:18 well...
00:25:21 sort of
00:25:22 yeah...
00:25:26 definitely
00:25:27 why don't you just ask her out?
00:25:30 what the hell do you know
00:25:33 women just like
00:25:38 hello lady
00:25:39 I know someone who
00:25:42 oh yeah?! who?
00:25:44 my balls
00:25:46 you're cute
00:25:48 see
00:25:49 you gotta be shitting me man
00:25:52 ah geez! Are these crack pots at it again.
00:26:01 what was that chief?
00:26:04 these Ghostbuster freaks,
00:26:06 idiots like them give the
00:26:10 you know what I think,
00:26:12 I think your mouth makes
00:26:19 makes it smell bad too
00:26:22 hum
00:26:24 what do we get here?
00:26:27 is this your beverage of choice
00:26:31 you smart mouth
00:26:32 hey! you're better watch
00:26:34 Stupid face!
00:26:37 I say whatever I want
00:26:40 no you won't
00:26:46 why don't you uh, stop...
00:26:48 repeating my insults and adding
00:26:52 hey, relax comrades, OK?
00:26:54 hey, blow it out your ass
00:26:57 hey!
00:27:01 what's up?
00:27:20 Bring it on you butt hole!
00:28:05 what's that thing
00:28:07 well... by using miniature
00:28:10 it creates quantum leaps in atoms
00:28:15 this in turn causes the protons to be held together
00:28:21 sounds complicated
00:28:23 elementary really
00:28:25 it's a prototype of a
00:28:27 I call it the neutrino pack
00:28:33 Ghostbusters
00:28:35 hi Annie, it's Neil
00:28:36 IT'S NEIL
00:28:41 Hello
00:28:42 hey Ed
00:28:43 can you come
00:28:45 what? you guys
00:28:47 not without posting bail
00:28:50 alright, I guess I'll have to
00:28:55 that interview...
00:28:59 that was a lot of presence
00:29:00 thank you very much
00:29:02 I had a wonderful time
00:29:04 that's great
00:29:06 well... uhm...
00:29:10 April it's lovely
00:29:13 April
00:29:15 darling
00:29:17 you've been addressing
00:29:19 Please call me Klaus
00:29:22 Mr. Konstantin
00:29:25 What is it?
00:29:27 I like you a lot
00:29:31 I just had to do an interview
00:29:35 Just one moment please
00:29:36 hello
00:29:37 good evening Mr. Konstantin
00:29:39 can this not wait until morning?
00:29:42 the rest of the board wanted
00:29:44 what information does
00:29:47 they're pulling funding
00:29:49 What! You can't do this
00:29:51 I've only begun deciphering the...
00:29:52 the board feels the company has already
00:29:56 they're not seeing the
00:29:58 I said the damned amulet
00:30:01 you're not being fair
00:30:03 we have a dead line to meet
00:30:06 you back stabbers!
00:30:07 we had a deal
00:30:08 Lab Rat Enterprises produces weapons
00:30:12 you're talking about some sort of ‘god stone'
00:30:16 yes!...
00:30:18 and what greater weapon is there!?
00:30:20 an offer is on the table
00:30:23 goodbye
00:30:29 sons of bitches
00:30:30 you said the amulet was for
00:30:33 you said that it was for
00:30:36 it shows what
00:30:38 There isn't enough money in education to pay
00:30:42 you're two face jerk
00:30:45 listen here you little tootsie roll
00:30:48 I'm a scientist,
00:30:51 live with it
00:30:52 you are just trying to
00:30:54 and it's disgusting,
00:30:58 and what do you know? hum?
00:31:00 you're just a media whore probably
00:31:03 and the only reason you've got this job
00:31:06 argh!
00:31:07 how dare you strike me,
00:31:10 I'll have you, I'm a powerf... arhh
00:31:20 Jesus!
00:31:22 you look like hell
00:31:24 late night
00:31:26 so... did the ratings come in?
00:31:28 yeahhh
00:31:31 that's what I wanna
00:31:32 did we get the new time slot?
00:31:34 look Ed, don't get me wrong,
00:31:39 we think you do a good show,
00:31:42 you don't really connect with
00:31:45 this is a science show
00:31:47 kids aren't gonna be interested in this unless it has
00:31:53 or pimping someone's ride
00:31:55 this is an educational show, doesn't the
00:31:59 yeah...
00:32:00 but...
00:32:01 we also lost three advertisers last week
00:32:03 so you're canceling the show
00:32:05 no no no no no
00:32:06 definitely not
00:32:08 so what's the problem then
00:32:10 we're replacing you
00:32:13 what?
00:32:14 we need someone who can connect
00:32:17 someone street smart
00:32:19 someone...
00:32:21 jive!
00:32:22 like who?
00:32:25 I'm not interrupting anything,
00:32:27 Levar, come on in
00:32:30 oh... alright, nice to meet you,
00:32:34 you're a Ghostbuster,
00:32:38 how are things?
00:32:40 uhm... couldn't be better
00:32:42 sorry I have to meet you like this
00:32:47 you're soul harvesting
00:32:49 what is it with that term?
00:32:51 what else are you
00:32:53 the same thing we've always called it,
00:32:57 now look Rob, I've been hosting
00:33:00 I've got two PhDs,
00:33:02 actually I have a PhD and I'm
00:33:06 come on he's like fifteen
00:33:08 actually he's the youngest ever to
00:33:12 he's like the black Doogie Howser
00:33:15 thank you, and I've written a
00:33:19 give me a break, anybody who's
00:33:22 Dr. Phil is on that list
00:33:25 a diet book!
00:33:31 well... let's just say he's
00:33:35 I know this is tough to grasp
00:33:40 we'll keep you in mind
00:33:44 hey, and why don't you use your ‘talents' to
00:33:54 maybe I'll save a soul for you
00:33:57 seems like you could use one
00:34:02 ser setam shamzoozoo nerhuntai
00:34:08 nah furie shahm shahvin
00:34:10 Ammit sudin je Klaus Konstantin
00:34:17 miri hi ni pertet
00:34:25 I request the power and accept the burden
00:34:30 Anubis, god of the two halls
00:34:35 I request the power and accept the burden
00:34:45 damn it
00:34:47 what's wrong here?
00:34:50 I deciphered the language
00:34:57 of course
00:34:59 I need to power the amulet
00:35:02 and the only way to do that
00:35:08 of course
00:35:10 a human soul
00:35:13 not something I can pick
00:35:17 or Seven Eleven
00:35:20 and how long can I contain
00:35:24 ...trap the ghosts then we can store 'em in this
00:35:28 actually, indefinitely if need be
00:35:36 Ghostbusters
00:35:40 there, now that's news
00:35:44 April your ratings are up
00:35:45 hardly, I mean that story was nothing
00:35:47 all we had to do was point the camera and
00:35:51 they were cool though
00:35:52 yeah... so what's next chief?
00:35:55 next? this is a gold mine,
00:35:59 I want you to go back to these folks
00:36:02 back?
00:36:02 hell yes
00:36:04 this is a gold mine
00:36:05 I wanna week long exposé
00:36:07 I want to show the city what is like
00:36:10 no! no no no no
00:36:11 you sent Frederic to Egypt you made Adam anchor
00:36:16 April, you'll get your chance yet
00:36:19 now just do your job,
00:36:23 so this is all about
00:36:25 no, it's about business
00:36:27 this isn't right
00:36:28 - It's not about right or wrong it's...
00:36:32 hell...
00:36:33 April, I'm trying to do you a favor, this is good stuff,
00:36:39 ok April, if you do this for me, I'll make
00:36:46 anchor... wow...
00:36:48 now go, go do your job ok?
00:36:50 and show some enthusiasm, will you?
00:36:52 oh, I'm enthused
00:37:02 greetings
00:37:04 oh... hello!
00:37:07 yes, I'm here to see the Ghostbusters
00:37:10 ok... well they're on a case right now
00:37:14 yes, what'd you have at the earliest?
00:37:18 well... ah... let's see here,
00:37:20 it looks like
00:37:23 the first available would be next Thursday
00:37:29 ssssssssssleeeeep
00:37:56 it's beautiful
00:37:58 he hey! buddy!
00:38:01 do you have any change buddy?
00:38:03 change?
00:38:03 yeah! you know nickels, dimes, quarters...
00:38:09 oh god! you're repulsive
00:38:10 I'm not picky so...
00:38:12 why you ask a man in crippled,
00:38:16 why don't we see what this thing is?
00:38:18 I have seen one of those,
00:38:21 you should be the first to find out
00:38:35 disgusting man
00:38:37 I have your pathetic soul
00:38:39 my first one
00:38:42 hahahaha
00:38:51 with this offering, I accept the gift and the
00:39:22 hahahaha...
00:39:24 Ha Hahahaha!...
00:39:32 hoh, oh Hahahahaha!
00:39:42 Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...
00:40:00 wo, wo, wo, whoa
00:40:01 let me try the new pack this time
00:40:03 I don't think so I still to test a bit
00:40:05 come on man, why do
00:40:07 look, I'm taking a big enough risk by bringing it
00:40:11 that's such a BS
00:40:13 just let me try the new pack,
00:40:16 look, this is not a piece of equipment to toy with
00:40:21 or worse
00:40:23 collapse on to its self creating matter so
00:40:26 why is it that every time we get a new piece
00:40:30 all I wanna do is try out the new pack
00:40:34 come on Ed, just let him try it
00:40:36 even Pavel!, come on man
00:40:38 alright, alright
00:40:40 I take everything seriously, you know that
00:40:42 serious is my middle name
00:40:48 thank god you guys are here
00:40:50 how many are there?
00:40:51 uhm, more than one for sure... uhm
00:40:55 only for your bank account pal
00:40:57 I'm sorry, there is a “no smoking” in here
00:41:00 thanks
00:41:14 my P.K.E. integrated cellphone
00:41:17 what's the matter?
00:41:21 It definitely is a strong signal
00:41:24 Pavel!
00:41:27 right
00:41:35 I've got something here
00:41:38 multiple signals, front and behind
00:41:41 what? where man?
00:41:43 look sharp people
00:41:46 they're closing
00:41:50 there
00:42:17 good evening
00:42:19 please forgive me for my intrusion
00:42:27 yes
00:42:54 damn it, you go that way, I'll go this way
00:42:57 you could just told me, gee
00:43:00 Neil, you wait here
00:43:11 hello, channel 8?
00:43:13 you might wanna send someone down
00:43:16 quickly
00:43:18 the Ghostbusters are
00:43:22 noooo, the Ghostbusters
00:43:25 no the Ghostbusters,
00:43:28 Ghostbusters
00:43:31 they're taking their
00:44:09 Ed, we might have something here
00:44:12 what is it?
00:44:14 a whole bunch of ectoplasm
00:44:16 yeah, I've got some in here as well
00:44:19 yeah, there's a lot here
00:44:22 on the ceiling
00:44:23 well, what's a lot?
00:44:30 it's... bubbling?
00:44:32 is that a question or an observation?
00:44:50 goddamn I'm good
00:44:55 Neil,
00:44:58 where?
00:45:08 You IDIOT!
00:45:09 what happened?
00:45:10 You just completely destroyed a SOUL!
00:45:13 - destroyed?- I told you to turn it DOWN!
00:45:15 I don't know how to work
00:45:17 Can you comprehend the implications
00:45:20 You just completely obliterated a soul!
00:45:23 well, it was bad right?
00:45:27 ED!
00:45:29 Ed come on!
00:45:36 an unknown source has claimed that the Ghostbusters are
00:45:42 however...
00:45:43 comas?
00:45:44 one of our packs malfunctioned
00:45:47 so the Ghostbusters are
00:45:51 wait a second, that was an accident
00:45:54 April, what the hell are you doing?
00:45:56 I'm doing my job, just like you
00:45:59 Do you know anything about these comas?
00:46:02 look, I don't know what the hell went on out here.
00:46:04 That was the scene downtown tonight
00:46:11 Uh, the new pack wasn't thoroughly tested, and it
00:46:19 It was my fault really. I just
00:46:22 Ed Spengler, leader of the Denver Ghostbusters,
00:46:27 Ed and team have been under scrutiny,
00:46:31 And tonight's instant has caught the
00:46:34 Who will reportedly seek to pass legislation on
00:46:42 Get that camera out of my face!
00:46:44 A cease and desist has already been
00:46:48 As more coma victims continue
00:46:58 April
00:46:59 What's the deal wh.. Why are
00:47:02 It's nothing personnel Neil, it's just the news.
00:47:05 Yeah, it's just bad news.
00:47:07 Yeah well, bad news is the only type of news that sells OK.
00:47:12 People don't like hearing about happy stories
00:47:15 They like hearing about stories that make their
00:47:24 What really happened in there Neil?
00:47:27 I don't know. We came down here. It was a routine bust.
00:47:34 Everybody thinks we're...
00:47:36 bad.
00:47:37 I don't think that you're that bad.
00:47:39 Then why do the story?
00:47:41 I don't... I don't kn... my boss, he just
00:47:48 Alright... alright.
00:47:51 Why don't we just...
00:47:54 Why don't we talk about it over...
00:47:58 dinner.
00:48:00 What do we want?...
00:48:02 When do we want it?...
00:48:04 What do we want?...
00:48:06 When do we want it?...
00:48:48 Hey!
00:48:50 You awake?
00:48:51 Oh... uh, I must've dosed off.
00:48:55 You better go home and get some sleep.
00:48:58 Yeah.
00:48:59 Hey!... where are you going?
00:49:01 Ahh.. Can it MacGyver! I don't
00:49:04 I'm taking April to dinner.
00:49:06 Oh, oh, hurts dunn't!
00:49:10 Ohhh!
00:49:24 What, no Jaguar?
00:49:25 It's in the shop.
00:49:27 Oh, OK, thanks.
00:49:33 Sparks in the air tonight.
00:49:44 Dropping off or picking up?
00:49:46 Um, neither...
00:49:48 Uh, good evening ma'am, this is uh, Agent J.
00:49:52 I'm Agent K. We'd like to ask you a few questions.
00:50:00 We found this man behind your establishment.
00:50:02 Did anybody see or hear anything this evening?
00:50:05 No, I was playing video games all night, and earlier
00:50:10 I'm not looking for an alibi tonight ma'am.
00:50:13 Wait, ‘Batman and Robin'? The television
00:50:19 I didn't think it was that bad!
00:50:21 Oh please... all the cool, icy, chill, freeze, analogies.
00:50:26 My god, the bat suit had nipples on it!
00:50:29 Ok... First of all, we need to get this man to a hospital.
00:50:33 Second!...
00:50:34 Any movie with Uma Thurman
00:50:38 We're gonna need an ambulance at 7345
00:50:45 I got a 10-Fif...
00:50:49 What's the code for comatose?
00:50:55 I got a coma guy!
00:51:00 This is very strange.
00:51:02 I'm getting a zero-point-zero reading on the P.K.E. Meter
00:51:05 What does that mean?
00:51:06 The P.K.E. Meter detects even the
00:51:10 Every living soul on the planet
00:51:14 This man...
00:51:16 He has no soul.
00:51:17 What is he, a politician?
00:51:19 No, it appears that someone or
00:51:26 I'd like to get him inside, I could do a few tests.
00:51:28 No can do doc, we got the
00:51:31 This guy appears to be in the same condition
00:51:34 Are they alright? I haven't heard anything.
00:51:36 They're all down at St. Mary's
00:51:38 - They're still alive but...
00:51:43 I'm afraid this doesn't look to good for your company sir.
00:51:46 I swear, I had nothing to do with this.
00:51:49 If I can get him inside, I could run a
00:51:52 Murderers!
00:51:54 Mess'n with ghosts isn't good enough,
00:52:12 Wait right here.
00:52:15 So, should we take the body inside?
00:52:17 Yep.
00:52:20 Hey well, I had a great time tonight.
00:52:23 I did too. We should get together and do it again sometime.
00:52:26 Definitely, only I pick the place next time. Ok?
00:52:30 - What, no fish tacos?
00:52:33 Those were good!
00:52:34 Yeah, I'm thinking something a little
00:52:40 Yeah, we can do that.
00:52:43 But hey, I'm tired, I'm gonna get to bed.
00:52:46 Yeah I...
00:52:48 I got stuff to do too, so.
00:52:51 Ok
00:52:55 - night
00:53:00 Oh, hey, drive careful
00:53:02 Hey, it's me!
00:53:02 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
00:53:05 Bye
00:53:08 Hey I saw that you pussy.
00:53:13 I.. I'm not lame!
00:53:15 Yeah, whatever. Bet you haven't been laid in years.
00:53:19 kiss my sack!
00:53:25 You don't wait long to get back on the wagon, do you?
00:53:28 How the hell did you get in here?
00:53:31 The window was open.
00:53:33 I'm calling the cops.
00:53:35 I've decided to give you one last chance...
00:53:41 To join me!
00:53:43 Your legs...
00:53:47 Lying about secret weapon contracts is one thing...
00:53:51 Pretending to be in a wheelchair is just desp...
00:53:54 I am offering you one last chance to be my QUEEN!
00:53:58 Forget it! Get out of here, you freak!
00:54:01 Alright...
00:54:04 But first there's something I'd like to show you.
00:54:08 How the hell did you get that!
00:54:10 I'm calling the police.
00:54:11 They cannot help you.
00:54:13 No!... No!... NO!... NO!
00:54:18 Hey, what's going on in here?
00:54:20 Miss Hunter, you ok?
00:54:22 I'm fine! He was just leaving!
00:54:24 Good day
00:54:25 Sorry for interrupting, it sounded
00:54:28 No, everything's fine now thank you.
00:54:31 Can you please make sure that that gentleman
00:54:36 Will do.
00:54:40 Hey! You!
00:54:45 Sir, I'm gonna hafta ask you to leave the building.
00:54:48 I don't know what the problem is!?
00:54:51 I don't think she'll wanna see anything you've gotta show her.
00:54:55 Well then perhaps, you'd like to see.
00:55:02 Hey, good morning boys.
00:55:04 April! What are doing here?
00:55:06 Good morning lady. I'm making blintza
00:55:08 Yeah, you wanna stay for breakfast?
00:55:10 Sure.
00:55:30 And this morning my superintendent
00:55:34 It's strange, Konstantin is walking now too.
00:55:37 So, your saying that Konstantin has one of our traps?
00:55:40 That's what it looked like, yes.
00:55:42 If Konstantin has one of our traps he
00:55:44 Wait wait wait. Ya know, I heard that if you look into
00:55:50 What, like you can't go when you need to?
00:55:52 That's incontinence.
00:55:53 I think you get that too.
00:55:55 - Is that true?
00:55:57 Ed, are you impotent?
00:56:00 Dr. Stantz's theory is that the
00:56:03 Therefore if a living person were to
00:56:07 It could steal their life
00:56:09 What! A flesh craving zombie Ed?
00:56:12 In a comatose state.
00:56:14 Pavel?
00:56:14 What!?
00:56:15 Do you think that Konstantin would ever
00:56:19 Wait a minute, why the hell would he know?
00:56:23 I think he would do anything to unlock his amulet.
00:56:25 I knew it!
00:56:27 I knew you knew more than than
00:56:32 What do you know?
00:56:33 Pavel is a former student of Konstantin's
00:56:35 What the hell is going on here Pavel?
00:56:36 Are you working for him?
00:56:38 So what, Ed gets to know about your past,
00:56:41 I didn't think it was big deal.
00:56:42 Big deal!? This guy's stealing
00:56:46 And as far as I'm concerned, you're an accomplice.
00:56:48 And you! You son of a bitch,
00:56:51 - Please, calm down.
00:56:54 I take enough of Ed's crap,
00:56:56 Neil, there are more important things
00:56:59 Ego!...
00:57:01 Why don't we ask her,
00:57:03 Well... a... it's... just
00:57:05 Oh that's just great! I guess I'll
00:57:12 You can help them stop Konstantin.
00:57:16 Great... I've ruined everything. Ed, I'm sorry.
00:57:20 No it's not you fault.
00:57:22 Along with the city revoking our business,
00:57:25 Did the bureaucrats take all of your equipment?
00:57:27 Well, we still have the neutrino pack and a couple of traps...
00:57:31 And I'm very thankful that for now they
00:57:34 Face it Ed, Ghostbusters are finished.
00:57:58 Oh my...
00:57:59 What's happening? He must've opened a portal.
00:58:54 Oh! You're big! You're big! Yeah, alright!
00:59:01 Yeah, yeah, yeah, give it!
00:59:17 So let me get this straight.
00:59:18 Some madman, with the powers of
00:59:23 Some thing!
00:59:25 That's gonna devour every soul on the planet.
00:59:27 Ammit, the eater of the dead, your honor.
00:59:29 The powers of Anubis.
00:59:31 Forget it! I don't care!
00:59:33 But this... this is not gonna happen in Denver.
00:59:38 This doesn't really happen anywhere, mayor.
00:59:40 And soon it could be everywhere.
00:59:42 Like Starbucks.
00:59:45 Can you stop it?
00:59:47 Possibly
00:59:48 First we need to evacuate this area of the city.
00:59:50 The psycho kinetic readings for these coordinates are
00:59:55 Done, what else do you need.
00:59:58 Well if it's not too much trouble we'd like our uh...
01:00:11 Hello.
01:00:15 Hi.
01:00:18 Why are you sitting there like that?
01:00:19 Look kid, if it's all the same to you, I'd really
01:00:26 Allison come on, we're leaving!
01:00:30 Sounds like your mom's calling you anyway, you don't wanna get in trouble.
01:00:34 What's wrong?
01:00:39 I...
01:00:42 I had a fight with some friends, is all.
01:00:45 My father says that fighting builds character.
01:00:49 My parents have a lot of character.
01:00:52 Teh
01:00:55 Maybe they should quit.
01:00:56 Allison!
01:00:58 Well, I havta go. We're leaving the city.
01:01:02 Leaving the city? Why?
01:01:06 Havn't you been paying attention?
01:01:19 Aren't you a Ghostbuster?
01:01:23 Are you going to save us?
01:01:47 You know we're going too, right?
01:01:49 It's much too dangerous.
01:01:51 Well, if you fail the world's going to end anyway.
01:01:55 She's got a point.
01:02:33 Uh, sir.
01:02:35 Camera 17 is sending us a feed.
01:02:37 It's April
01:02:38 What's she got?
01:02:41 Broadcast that! Interrupt all feeds.
01:02:47 Some sort of ghost tornado, erupting from
01:02:53 Denver at this point has been evacuated,
01:02:57 What!
01:03:17 Denver could be facing Armageddon first hand.
01:03:19 It would seem that the Denver Ghostbusters are the
01:03:50 Nafu shem seti Ammit
01:03:55 Aiki rockto nayga
01:03:59 Ammit shahmsay
01:04:02 Nafu shem seti Ammit
01:04:10 I thought you guys were out of business.
01:04:12 We're here by order of the mayor.
01:04:14 The system is so screwed up these days.
01:04:18 Isn't sort of of cliché that every time that
01:04:23 Klause, you must stop this! This is
01:04:27 I am a god! And I know exactly what I'm doing.
01:04:31 Ask Pavel.
01:04:32 - Cleansing the earth of evil huh?
01:04:35 You were a better man before, this power has corrupted you.
01:04:38 A better man?
01:04:41 I was never a better man! No!
01:04:43 Being a man is nothing compared to being a god.
01:04:47 And I plan to release this planet from the wickedness of man.
01:04:50 Not everyone is WICKED!
01:04:52 Well, you can't make an omelet without
01:04:55 These aren't eggs we're talking about.
01:05:02 I'll do what it takes to stop you.
01:05:09 Show me your best Ghostbuster.
01:05:13 HAHAHaHahahahahaHA!
01:05:21 Is that all you've got?
01:05:25 Here, let me try.
01:05:27 Ammit nechfnissy city Ammit
01:05:34 Nufair shadam cham sity..
01:05:40 Meri ey!
01:05:41 ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:05:45 They are still in the building and there...
01:05:52 There's a... giant... ghost... dragon thing
01:05:59 GHOST DRAGON THING!
01:06:02 Holy SHIT!
01:06:05 ...giant monster that looks like the ghost of...
01:06:19 Ed, You take care of that,
01:06:22 Pavel...
01:06:23 Ed, I could've taken care of this a long time ago.
01:06:26 This time, he's not gonna get away.
01:06:29 Be careful!
01:06:30 You too.
01:06:36 Lavar?
01:06:37 What are you doing here?
01:06:39 I'm here to put a stop to all this nonsense.
01:06:41 Oh good, we could really use your help right now.
01:06:43 n... I'm here to stop you.
01:06:48 I'm placing you under citizens arrest.
01:06:50 Levar, we're trying to save the world here,
01:06:59 OK, setting aside all of our differences...
01:07:03 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
01:07:05 I've never seen a ghost that big before.
01:07:07 But you can stop it though, can't you?
01:07:10 I... thought you didn't want us
01:07:14 I.. t-take it back.
01:07:19 I'm glad you've come to your senses Pavel.
01:07:23 As we destroy the world, I'll need an assistant.
01:07:27 I don't think so.
01:07:29 You'll be worshiped as a god.
01:07:33 What good is money and power when
01:07:38 Well I don't plan to destroy “every” human.
01:07:41 But, those that except me as their god,
01:07:47 Join me Pavel.
01:08:20 The proton cannon seems to have no effect on the beast.
01:08:24 Can you go any faster?
01:08:25 Hell yeah!
01:08:30 This is a big ass dragon.
01:08:32 What it is that thing?
01:08:40 I have an idea.
01:08:41 What?
01:08:42 AN IDEA!
01:08:43 No I heard you.
01:08:45 Well we'll... We'll herd it.
01:08:51 What will it be Pavel?
01:08:53 You already know my answer.
01:08:56 Your death shall be swift.
01:08:59 ahnas san seda...
01:09:26 WHOOOAA!
01:09:28 ...in pursuit.
01:09:29 Ye Haw!
01:09:55 Oooh!
01:09:57 Well that does it for stupid snake...
01:09:59 Face!
01:10:00 You came, You saw,...
01:10:02 You kicked it's Aaasssss!
01:10:04 NICE!
01:10:05 YES! Nice going guys!
01:10:16 Ed!
01:10:16 I failed!
01:10:17 I couldn't stop him.
01:10:19 Let's try this.
01:10:28 Alright, closing trap.
01:10:34 What!
01:10:35 No, this can't be!?
01:10:37 NO! Those souls are MINE!
01:10:39 MINE!
01:11:03 Ha! It's too late!
01:11:05 The portal cannot be stopped!
01:11:16 Blastage!
01:11:20 Now Lavar!
01:11:22 Here goes nothing.
01:11:32 Go full stream
01:11:36 It's hopeless!
01:11:49 Bad dog!
01:12:12 Don't let him get into the portal!
01:12:24 There's enough energy in that
01:12:27 If he gains enough power,
01:12:30 eh no. This never ends, so what do we do?
01:12:35 Ed!
01:12:36 Let me think a second!
01:12:37 Ed, there's something wrong with this thing!
01:12:39 Oh No! The pack's gone critical, it's overloading!
01:12:42 What the hell does that mean?
01:12:43 The sub-atomic housing is overheated. The matter
01:12:47 That's BAD, right?!
01:12:49 For THIS dimension.
01:12:55 yes
01:12:57 Yes!
01:12:58 YES!
01:12:59 Unlimited Power!
01:13:02 Unlimited Power!
01:13:23 YES!
01:13:25 Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!
01:13:28 Dy-no-mite!
01:13:29 oh... Oh, this better be on YouTube tomorrow!
01:13:34 It looks like the world will keep it's souls after all.
01:13:37 atta girl!
01:13:49 I knew you'd be back Neil.
01:13:55 well...
01:13:58 I guess I couldn't let you steal my limelight, could I!
01:14:02 ahh..
01:14:03 Oh! God! yeah
01:14:05 Hug, precisely what I was thinking.
01:14:10 Hell no!
01:14:11 no
01:14:14 Good work Lavar!
01:14:15 Thanks, Ed. You know, I was wrong about you.
01:14:22 Pavel, I'm really glad you're one of the good guys.
01:14:28 Hey man! What do you think happened to Konstantin?
01:14:31 Well...
01:14:33 He's Toast!
01:14:36 There is still no sign of the Ghostbusters
01:14:41 and we have still not...
01:14:45 What was it like in there?
01:14:46 Well I gotta tell ya...
01:14:51 uh, The threat has been eliminated. all we havta
01:14:55 I'm gonna do a special on my show of
01:15:01 I think I will go to Disneyland.
01:15:04 Were there any human casualties?
01:15:08 uh, the cripple.
01:15:10 Nobody cares about him.
01:15:12 Ya know, What's important is that we get
01:15:18 and Ed here, is gonna describe the
01:15:25 oh um...
01:15:26 yeah I created a device that uh captures psycho
01:15:33 you can use the electromagnetic
01:15:39 I'm just bullshitting...
01:15:42 Ed, we're live.
01:15:46 uh um, as I was saying psycho kinet...
01:15:49 What are your feelings now that you've come out OK?
01:15:51 You know what, that's... that's...
01:15:55 There's no feelings...
01:16:00 We're going home, we're tired.
01:16:04 I will call you...
01:16:07 Thought we were getting to be their friends.
01:16:12 And the day is once again
01:16:15 I'm April Hunter from Channel 8 News, reminding you...
01:16:18 Don't be afraid of no ghosts!
01:16:20 Clean up crews will be working around the clock,
01:16:26 Turns out that the Ghostbusters
01:16:30 as I pointed out months ago...
01:16:33 Depending on what type of calendar you use.
01:16:36 Welcome back to “Science of the Universe”.
01:16:39 And I'm Lavar Gordon.
01:16:42 Now today is our Ghostbusters Special.
01:16:45 That's right! we're going to be taking a
01:16:55 Ghostbusters!
01:16:58 If there's something strange...
01:17:02 Who ya gonna call?
01:17:03 Ghostbusters!
01:17:06 If there's something weird...
01:17:10 Who ya gonna call?
01:17:11 Ghostbusters!
01:17:20 I ain't fraid a no ghost!
01:17:29 I ain't fraid a no ghost!
01:17:39 If you're seeing things...
01:17:43 Who can ya call?
01:17:45 Ghostbusters!
01:17:47 An invisible man...
01:17:51 Oh!
01:17:53 Ghostbusters!
01:18:02 I ain't fraid a no ghost!
01:18:10 I ain't fraid a no ghost!
01:18:17 Who ya gonna call?
01:18:18 Ghostbusters!
01:18:21 If you're all alone...
01:18:25 and call...
01:18:27 Ghostbusters!
01:18:31 I ain't fraid a no ghost!
01:18:35 I hear it likes the girls.
01:18:40 I ain't fraid a no ghost!
01:18:44 Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
01:18:50 Who ya gonna call?
01:18:52 Ghostbusters!
01:18:54 Mm... if you've had a dose...
01:18:58 You better call...
01:19:00 Ghostbusters!
01:19:15 let me tell ya something...
01:19:17 Bustin' makes me feel good!
01:19:26 I ain't fraid a no ghost!
01:19:34 I ain't fraid a no ghost!
01:19:38 Don't get caught alone oh no...
01:19:41 Ghostbusters!
01:19:44 When it comes through your door...
01:19:47 I think you better call...
01:19:50 Ghostbusters!