Return of the Living Dead 2
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- Hey, come on, off the equipment. |
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I tell you a hundred times a day to stay |
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Damn. |
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All right. |
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Good. You get to be |
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I'm not the joiner type. I mean, |
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We already voted. You're in. |
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- What do you know. |
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No, I've got homework. My sister... |
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- Too scared? |
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Well, what do you think? |
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Little old-fashioned for my taste. |
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I'm more into stuff like, |
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Scatter the ashes out of the plane, throw |
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Okay, okay. Come on. |
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- There it is. |
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- Wanna make something of it? |
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Okay then, come on. |
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Hey, wait a second. |
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- Who's buried in here? |
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I really gotta get back. |
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- We got a meeting. |
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- That was before. |
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Hey, look at this. |
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Jeez. |
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What do you think? |
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- Might be supplies. |
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I don't know. Ammo, maybe. |
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Hey, check this out. |
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I don't think you should play with that. |
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Shut up, wimp. |
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- Finders keepers, right? |
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It's the Army. The real one. |
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- You gotta call that number. |
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Know why? |
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- Let me out! |
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Let me out! |
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Here we are. |
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Oh, creep me out! |
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Joey, are you sure |
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Guy offered me 100 for a night's work. |
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- Grab the bag, will you, kid? |
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A couple of hours, tops. You wait here. |
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- Gee, that sounds really exciting. |
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I don't wanna take it easy. |
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- So will you just hurry up? |
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And will you be careful too, please? |
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- Goddamn mushy stuff. |
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What if somebody asks |
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Tell them you're a gravedigger. |
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Only difference is, we take them out... |
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...instead of putting them in, see? |
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- What do you do with them? |
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...they want skulls |
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That's the key, see? |
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No skulls that haven't been buried. |
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How will they know the difference? |
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It'd be dishonest to give them skulls |
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Jesus. |
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Okay. Okay, just a little |
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Nothing to get unhinged about. |
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Oh, shit! |
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Ought to be pretty good pickings here. |
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Lousy kids are always poking around |
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Stay cool. |
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- Look at that. |
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Hey, you kid! I catch you in here again, |
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Guess I've just got |
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What a shame. |
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It's not even ripe. |
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Damn kids, they have no respect |
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- Makes you sick, doesn't it? |
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- Let's get started. |
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And now take it to the side. |
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Now pushing the walls. |
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Four, three, two, now to the front. |
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Standing tall is four, three, two. |
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Now to the side again, press. Press... |
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Hey, Jesse, see that? |
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Mom says you follow those rules, |
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You follow those rules, |
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First one says, "homework." |
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Now, get going. |
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Do that again. To the side, it's... |
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Come on, let's get out of here. |
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That's a good boy. |
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You got it. |
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Not bad. |
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Nice bit of rump in her time, huh? |
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Looks choice. |
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Throw me the bag, will you? |
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Well, open it like you do in the store. |
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Kiss, kiss. |
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Now you know what a bagman is. |
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That's it. I don't need the money. |
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Come off it. Who's gonna know? Her? |
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Besides... |
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...I'll bet that girlfriend of yours |
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What is that stuff? |
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Swamp gas. |
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Makes my skin feel like slimy ice |
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Come on. Let's get this one up here. |
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"1957." Perfect. |
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Easy. |
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- Over here. |
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Jesus Christ, not again. |
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Look, I've got to have this |
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...for Home Ec in the morning. |
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Now, how the hell do you separate |
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This whole thing is so stupid. |
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Hold on a sec, it's the door. |
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Coming! |
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Hi, I'm with Cable TV. |
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You were supposed to be here, |
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Yeah, well, I'm... This is all |
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I got sort of lost. |
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Wait a minute. Aren't you...? |
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Don't you go to Central? |
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- So? Big deal. |
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I graduated last year. |
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Student council. Swim team, almost. |
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No. No, I don't remember you. |
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TV's in here. |
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- I've gotta see Billy. |
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- But I've got his homework. |
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No. I mean, I've got to show it to him, |
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All right, but just for a few minutes. |
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Billy? |
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What do you want? |
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What happened? What did you...? |
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Below normal. Are you keeping this |
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You do feel cold. God, I told you |
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- You opened the thing. |
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...and your ass is grass. |
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You shut up about this, or else. |
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Brains. |
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Brains! |
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I want your brains. |
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Brains. |
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Brains. |
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Oh, no. |
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Joey? |
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Okay. Okay. |
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- Do you hear that? |
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- The missus made them. |
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You're right. |
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Fifty-eight years old, |
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Yeah, you'll end up |
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Not me. You'll never find me |
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I'm gonna get me cremated. |
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You're afraid that some old creep |
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Watch your tongue, boy, |
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Like this job? |
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Like this job? |
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Joey? |
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Okay. Okay, that is it. |
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Oh, shit. Shit. |
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Okay, okay. The van. You can take |
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Oh, fuck this. |
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Should have taken the chicken soup. |
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Holy Jesus, Ed! |
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Holy Mother of God! |
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Ed? Ed! Is there something |
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You're supposed to be dead! |
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Holy shit. This is big fucking trouble. |
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Joey! Joey, kill it! |
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Joey! Joey, wait for me! |
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Joey! |
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Joey, get him! |
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Brains! |
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Brains! |
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Brains! |
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- We gotta get Brenda, man. She's alone. |
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- You selfish jerk. |
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Lord, forgive me. They're dead. |
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I've got a feeling he's not listening. |
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We gotta handle this thing, whatever |
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- No, not that way! The road. This way. |
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Joey! |
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- How are you? Are you okay? |
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- What did you do? |
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It's me they're after. It's my sins. |
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- Hail Mary, full of grace... |
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The Lord is with me. |
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There's lights over there. |
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Brains. |
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Out there. |
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Lucy, in the cemetery... |
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...this hand came out |
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- I didn't know what to do. |
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In a drum. Big, slimy. |
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We've gotta call the Army. It's for real. |
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- Great imagination. |
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You've gotta believe me. |
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- I don't want any more trouble, mister. |
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Do not try to leave this room, |
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Hey, what are you doing out there? |
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Damn. |
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I can't go any faster. |
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Wait for me! No, don't leave me. |
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Please. |
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One move and you're dead meat. |
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- Oh, please don't shoot! |
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I deserve to die. |
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Call the police or the fire department |
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...but do it now. |
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What...? What was that? |
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- Where do you think you're going? |
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Okay. Okay. Mildred, get in here. |
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Jesse? |
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Jesse. |
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Jesse! |
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You've gone too far this time. |
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Jesse, you let me in there this minute. |
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Jesse, if you don't open this door, |
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- This is Section 4. |
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That does it. I am gonna tell Mom... |
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...and you are gonna be grounded |
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Well, don't just stand there, |
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- This might chip the paint. |
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- Go ahead, please. |
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- Yes. Your name, please? |
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Hold the line, |
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All right! |
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Hurry up. |
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It's for the colonel. |
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- Excuse me, sir. It's for you. |
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- Come on, baby, let's go. |
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- Oh, but that's okay. |
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- Are you okay? |
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Get started, will you? |
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Hey! |
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What's going on? |
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Man. |
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- Which way? |
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No, right! |
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- Hello? |
00:33:50 |
- Hello? |
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- That's good, right there. |
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Damn! |
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
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Now he's killed someone, |
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- I know. |
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I can't believe it! |
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Oh, dear Lord, help me. |
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- Did you see what I think I saw? |
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Hey, you guys. |
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Did somebody get hurt? |
00:34:51 |
- No. |
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Wait right here. |
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Wait here? |
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I'm gonna tell everything. |
00:35:07 |
Jesse, you get back here, you creep. |
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Once I get a hold of you, |
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- Let me go. |
00:35:16 |
- The phone's dead. |
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- This is serious. |
00:35:21 |
- Miss, you gotta help us! |
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- Get out. I'll call the police. |
00:35:26 |
- You got a gun in this place? |
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Phone's dead. |
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- You don't understand! |
00:35:36 |
- They're dead! |
00:35:38 |
- Already dead! |
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- Dead, dead! |
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- We gotta get to a phone. |
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Him, right? You've got no idea. |
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Wait, wait, wait a...! |
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- Oh, Jesus. |
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I don't feel so good. |
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Oh, Jesus. |
00:36:02 |
What is...? |
00:36:05 |
Oh, no. |
00:36:08 |
No! |
00:36:11 |
What is it? |
00:36:23 |
Oh, my God! |
00:36:26 |
Oh, you son of a bitch! |
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You bastard! |
00:36:35 |
Oh, shit! Oh, God! |
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Oh, get rid of it, please! Get rid of it! |
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Oh, shit! Oh, God! |
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Oh, Mother of Mercy. |
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Oh, Mother of Mercy. |
00:37:00 |
Get that damn screwdriver |
00:37:12 |
We've gotta get out of here, |
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Joey, baby, it's okay. We're gonna... |
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I don't know what we're gonna, but... |
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Brains! |
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Help! Help! |
00:37:31 |
Jesse? |
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- Help! |
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Help! Help him! |
00:38:06 |
Brains! |
00:38:09 |
Oh, God! |
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We gotta get out of here. |
00:38:15 |
- We gotta get out of here. |
00:38:18 |
Doc Mandel, he's got a car. |
00:38:21 |
- Where is this guy? |
00:38:26 |
- It's all clear. |
00:38:31 |
- What? |
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I'll take care of you, baby. |
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Get her out of here, now! |
00:39:10 |
Oh, shit. |
00:39:12 |
Oh, God! Get off of me! |
00:39:15 |
Jesus! Oh, my God! Shit. |
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God, help. |
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And now, two, kick out. |
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Three, now to the front. |
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Two, three, again. |
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One, two, three. And single kick. |
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Okay, up front. Up, up. |
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And side, side, reach up, up. |
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Heel jacks, so reach it out. |
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Hurry. |
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Which way? |
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This way. Come on. |
00:40:02 |
Do you wanna die? |
00:40:04 |
Okay, they seem to like brains, |
00:40:08 |
- Shut up. |
00:40:11 |
Brains! |
00:40:13 |
Brains. |
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I told you, no more prayers. |
00:40:32 |
It's not that. I don't feel so hot. |
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Rest? He wants to rest! |
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Joey, he's the dumbest guy you've ever |
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Rest? You can't rest now. |
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We're almost there. |
00:40:47 |
- Come on. |
00:41:01 |
- Brains. |
00:41:07 |
Oh, no. |
00:41:19 |
Come on. |
00:41:24 |
Run! We're almost there. |
00:41:26 |
It's right here. Come on. |
00:41:37 |
George. |
00:41:39 |
George, go get Dr. Mandel. |
00:42:07 |
George. |
00:42:16 |
George? |
00:42:40 |
Oh, Billy! |
00:42:48 |
Brains! |
00:42:58 |
Doc Mandel, open up! |
00:43:05 |
Oh, it's you. Why aren't you out |
00:43:09 |
How'd you get in here? |
00:43:12 |
- Where are the keys to your car? |
00:43:20 |
There seem to be hooligans |
00:43:23 |
No, it's the dead. |
00:43:26 |
The dead. Dead what? |
00:43:28 |
People. We need your car. |
00:43:30 |
- Sounds like you need a hearse. |
00:43:34 |
- Well... |
00:43:36 |
We've gotta get the keys |
00:43:38 |
- Must be an emergency, huh? |
00:43:42 |
Oh, well. |
00:43:52 |
Oh, I'm sorry, my boy, |
00:43:56 |
- No one drives the princess but me. |
00:44:05 |
Oh, my God. |
00:44:08 |
It's Harvey. Harvey Kramer. |
00:44:11 |
Harvey, it's me. Remember me? |
00:44:14 |
Harvey, it wasn't my fault. |
00:44:18 |
- Okay, it's coming! |
00:44:22 |
- Well, almost cherry. |
00:44:29 |
The door! |
00:44:32 |
Come on, go! |
00:44:36 |
- Go! |
00:44:38 |
- Forget it! |
00:44:51 |
Hey, you, bull-face, get off the car. |
00:44:55 |
Oh, God! Oh, what do we do? |
00:45:15 |
Thirty years I've owned this auto. |
00:45:17 |
And I've never put a scratch on it. |
00:45:19 |
- Give me that wheel. |
00:45:22 |
Come on, doctor. |
00:45:39 |
He's not gonna throw up |
00:45:41 |
What's going on here? |
00:45:43 |
Open the window. Push the button. |
00:45:46 |
Out the win... I just had this car waxed. |
00:46:02 |
Jesus, get it out of here! |
00:46:18 |
Get this off! Get it off! |
00:46:38 |
Now, I don't think we need to get |
00:46:43 |
Now, don't get so excited. |
00:46:48 |
It's got my leg! |
00:46:51 |
Roll down the window! |
00:46:59 |
- Joey? |
00:47:02 |
We gotta get to a hospital. |
00:47:05 |
It's all your fault, you cheese dip. |
00:47:07 |
You just stay away from me. |
00:47:12 |
Where's the emergency room? |
00:47:14 |
He's gonna go to the police station. |
00:47:17 |
Will you just shut up?! God. |
00:47:23 |
I think something is not right |
00:47:28 |
I feel so... I just got this feeling. |
00:47:32 |
Yeah, me too. |
00:47:34 |
No, it's like we've been here before. |
00:47:38 |
It's like a dream, this whole thing. |
00:47:41 |
You, me, them. |
00:48:08 |
Anybody here? |
00:48:18 |
- Dead. |
00:48:21 |
Why? Damn it, why? |
00:48:25 |
Hello? |
00:48:27 |
Where is everybody? |
00:48:30 |
When are you guys going to wake up? |
00:48:32 |
- Nobody can help us except... |
00:48:36 |
Hold this, my son. Thank you. |
00:48:39 |
- Yes, yes. |
00:48:43 |
When did you two have |
00:48:48 |
- Do you know what a catheter is? |
00:48:52 |
Emergency stuff? |
00:48:55 |
- I'll take a look around town. |
00:48:58 |
- You stay put. |
00:49:00 |
- I saw it. I'm the one who knows stuff. |
00:49:04 |
- That'll be the day. |
00:49:07 |
- Lf we're going, let's go. We'll be a team. |
00:49:12 |
Say, "Ah." |
00:49:34 |
- What is it? What's wrong? |
00:49:37 |
Let's look at the tongue, all right? |
00:49:41 |
Oh, my God. |
00:49:43 |
What? What is it? |
00:49:51 |
We're going to do a biopsy. |
00:49:53 |
Is it cancer? |
00:49:55 |
- Lf we're lucky. |
00:50:09 |
You notice something funny? |
00:50:11 |
Yeah, like no people. |
00:50:13 |
Yeah, like that. |
00:50:40 |
Come on, kid. |
00:50:50 |
God. |
00:50:53 |
Hey! Hey, over here! |
00:50:56 |
- Over here! |
00:50:58 |
- Brains! |
00:51:03 |
- Oh, no. |
00:51:06 |
Get in the car. |
00:51:20 |
I don't believe this. |
00:51:24 |
Goddamn car! |
00:51:28 |
Come on. |
00:51:32 |
- Come on! |
00:51:44 |
Come on. |
00:51:52 |
Great. I'm not even out of grade school, |
00:51:58 |
There's Gramps' street. |
00:52:00 |
- We should go back and get the others. |
00:52:13 |
There are lights on. |
00:52:15 |
- Hey, wait a second. Look... Hold on. |
00:52:21 |
Grandpa? |
00:52:32 |
You know how to use one of those? |
00:52:36 |
You do know how to pull a trigger, |
00:52:39 |
Sure. Do you? |
00:52:42 |
She's junior-class champion |
00:52:44 |
- Here's yours. |
00:52:47 |
What can I shoot with this, mice? |
00:52:52 |
Look, those things out there, |
00:52:56 |
And I don't care if they are dead. |
00:52:59 |
There's no way they're touching me. |
00:53:05 |
Great. |
00:53:17 |
Make my night. |
00:53:36 |
You've gotta help me. |
00:53:43 |
Look, we gotta get moving. |
00:53:50 |
Would you come here, please? |
00:53:59 |
You will also notice |
00:54:04 |
...no reflexes... |
00:54:08 |
...obvious lividity. |
00:54:10 |
Suggesting chronic, |
00:54:14 |
Is it serious? |
00:54:16 |
Is "dead" serious? |
00:54:18 |
But they can talk. |
00:54:21 |
Oh, God, it hurts. |
00:54:23 |
I can't move my arms or legs. |
00:54:25 |
See? Now, do you call this dead? |
00:54:30 |
Have you noticed he's not breathing? |
00:54:32 |
Care to check his heartbeat? |
00:54:36 |
It hurts. |
00:54:37 |
In my opinion, |
00:54:41 |
Contained? |
00:54:42 |
- Bagged. |
00:54:44 |
Bagged. |
00:54:47 |
Help me. |
00:55:13 |
Hello? Hello? |
00:55:47 |
Brains! |
00:55:51 |
Okay, you mother. |
00:55:55 |
What was that? |
00:57:37 |
Shoot it! |
00:58:11 |
Oh, God! |
00:58:36 |
Come on. |
00:58:52 |
Oh, no! |
00:58:57 |
Oh, no, no, no. |
00:59:01 |
You were gonna leave him, you quack. |
00:59:03 |
Some doctor. |
00:59:05 |
- Come on, baby. |
00:59:08 |
- Shut up. |
00:59:12 |
No, no, no. You don't wanna... |
00:59:16 |
You did. |
00:59:36 |
- Get out of here. |
00:59:40 |
Oh, shit. |
00:59:45 |
Hey! Hey! |
00:59:51 |
They wouldn't steal my... They did. |
00:59:55 |
Damn it. |
00:59:59 |
All right! |
01:00:11 |
Don't you worry, babe. |
01:00:14 |
I'm gonna get you help. |
01:00:19 |
Will you shut up? |
01:00:23 |
Shut up! |
01:00:24 |
I'm telling you, sarge, |
01:00:28 |
We should be way over here. |
01:00:38 |
Lady, don't come any closer. |
01:00:40 |
I gotta get a doctor. |
01:00:42 |
- Are you sick? |
01:00:44 |
What is wrong with you? |
01:00:47 |
Forget it, lady. |
01:00:50 |
Why not? |
01:00:53 |
- Plague. |
01:00:55 |
This is no plague. They're dead. |
01:00:59 |
I mean, not, like, "for real" dead, |
01:01:03 |
Like, when you check them out, |
01:01:11 |
Okay, sarge, let's push along, |
01:01:15 |
Yeah, let's move out, boys. |
01:01:17 |
No! |
01:01:19 |
Wait, no, I can explain. |
01:01:22 |
It's okay, lady. We'll send medics. |
01:01:25 |
- Promise? |
01:01:27 |
Ed! Ed, quit it! |
01:01:30 |
- Ed. |
01:01:43 |
Leave him, he's dead. |
01:01:45 |
Get up here, now. |
01:01:49 |
Okay, sarge. |
01:01:51 |
I'm coming. |
01:01:53 |
I'm coming. |
01:02:04 |
Take it easy, Ed. |
01:02:06 |
Trust me, okay? |
01:02:08 |
I'll be right back. |
01:02:50 |
- Go up Weyburn Street. |
01:02:52 |
- And brighter. |
01:02:56 |
Son of a bitch! |
01:03:08 |
- What are you doing? |
01:03:11 |
I'm gonna kill anyway. |
01:03:27 |
God. |
01:03:37 |
One for the good guys. |
01:03:42 |
Brilliant. |
01:03:47 |
Brains. |
01:03:54 |
Brains! |
01:03:59 |
Brains! |
01:04:12 |
Help me, it hurts so bad. |
01:04:17 |
I'm doing the best I can. |
01:04:24 |
Don't worry, baby. |
01:04:27 |
Don't worry. |
01:04:30 |
Let me... |
01:04:32 |
...eat your brains. |
01:04:39 |
Brains! |
01:04:47 |
Brenda, let me have them. |
01:04:50 |
I'm the one who loves you. |
01:04:56 |
Brenda! |
01:05:20 |
- Brenda! |
01:05:22 |
You stay away from me. |
01:05:25 |
Brenda, your brain smells so good... |
01:05:28 |
...so rich and spicy. |
01:05:32 |
- Spicy? |
01:05:34 |
Joey, I am not into dead guys. |
01:05:49 |
Honey, it's only me. |
01:05:56 |
Okay, okay. |
01:05:59 |
Take me, baby. |
01:06:15 |
Right. Goodbye, nightmare. |
01:06:17 |
- Let's get to a call box. |
01:06:19 |
- We're getting out of here. |
01:06:29 |
What the...? |
01:06:31 |
What's going on? I don't believe this. |
01:06:35 |
- Look! |
01:06:38 |
- It's all right, they're ours. |
01:06:43 |
- I don't think they know. |
01:06:46 |
Hey, wait! You don't understand! |
01:07:01 |
- They think we're them. |
01:07:05 |
Yeah. Don't you get it? |
01:07:07 |
That's why there's nobody in town. |
01:07:09 |
They evacuated the whole place. |
01:07:11 |
Interesting situation. |
01:07:14 |
Soldiers in front, zombies in the back. |
01:07:18 |
Maybe we should slip off the side |
01:07:21 |
No? |
01:07:29 |
Hello? Hello, is there anybody |
01:07:33 |
Come in. |
01:07:35 |
Do you hear me? Is anybody out there? |
01:07:40 |
Hello? |
01:07:42 |
Will you tell us where to go? |
01:07:44 |
Come to the hospital. |
01:07:49 |
- Sure, we're right there. |
01:07:53 |
Pardon me, could you tell me who |
01:08:02 |
Harry Truman. |
01:08:07 |
Who's Harry Truman? |
01:08:09 |
They want brains? |
01:08:11 |
We'll give them brains. |
01:08:28 |
Come on. |
01:08:36 |
Hey. Jess, now, remember, |
01:08:39 |
If you hear anything, just shout. |
01:08:42 |
Okay. |
01:08:54 |
I joined the Army to see the world, |
01:08:57 |
Get a hold of yourself, soldier. |
01:09:02 |
And the enemy's already dead. |
01:09:04 |
It's beautiful. |
01:09:10 |
All right, you dead bunch |
01:09:13 |
I'm blowing your tired, ugly asses |
01:10:08 |
Help, help! Over here! |
01:10:10 |
Over here! |
01:10:18 |
Brain! |
01:10:34 |
Jesse? |
01:10:37 |
Jesse. |
01:10:42 |
I told him. I told him. |
01:10:44 |
Don't worry, we'll find him. |
01:10:46 |
Well, maybe I don't want to find him. |
01:10:48 |
I think you do. |
01:10:52 |
I bet you think I'm a real idiot, |
01:10:54 |
No. I think you're great. |
01:11:36 |
Who do you think you are? |
01:11:38 |
I've got news for you, pal. We survive, |
01:11:43 |
- I'm sorry. |
01:11:46 |
It's all right. You ready to work? |
01:11:54 |
Hurry, son. |
01:11:56 |
Keep those brains coming. |
01:11:58 |
Chow time! |
01:12:01 |
Get them while they're cold! |
01:12:03 |
Fresh brains! Nice, fresh brains! |
01:12:06 |
Cold, fresh brains! |
01:12:08 |
Cold... They're catching up. |
01:12:10 |
Big whoppers! |
01:12:12 |
Yes, I've got a lovely bunch of brains. |
01:12:16 |
Brains! Give me some more, son. |
01:12:18 |
Shoot them to me. Brains! |
01:12:22 |
Cold, fresh brains! |
01:12:24 |
Get them while they're fresh! |
01:12:27 |
Ice-cold brains! Chow time! |
01:12:30 |
Cold, fresh brains! |
01:13:15 |
Yeah. |
01:14:05 |
Is that it? |
01:14:20 |
Okay. |
01:16:00 |
Jesse! |
01:16:17 |
Come on! |
01:16:32 |
Brains! Brains! |
01:16:47 |
- What's the matter? |
01:16:50 |
- Oh, great, what are we gonna do now? |
01:17:05 |
Well. |
01:17:07 |
How do you do? |
01:17:50 |
I know that look. I get it when Mom |
01:17:54 |
- Keys are in the ignition. |
01:18:21 |
Okay, you gotta get it started. |
01:18:43 |
Doc Mandel here. |
01:18:47 |
- Who's this? |
01:18:51 |
Brain. |
01:18:57 |
Let the clutch out slowly. |
01:18:59 |
Clutch, shift, clutch. |
01:19:03 |
- Got it? |
01:19:06 |
Here we go. |
01:19:12 |
Hey, we're moving. |
01:19:14 |
All right! |
01:19:28 |
Holy horse puckey. |
01:19:48 |
Brains! |
01:19:59 |
You told. Now you die like me. |
01:20:36 |
That's why you're dead, ass-wipe. |
01:20:38 |
No brains and a big mouth. |
01:20:54 |
Oh, hurry, Jesse, hurry. |
01:21:33 |
I did remember you. |
01:22:44 |
Excuse me, your fly is open. |
01:22:48 |
- Hi. Goodbye. |
01:23:46 |
Must have been a fuse. |
01:23:51 |
- High alert now. |
01:23:54 |
- All right, let's push the wire out. |
01:23:57 |
- Check every body. |
01:24:03 |
I want trucks over in this area. |
01:24:06 |
You men! Check behind the building. |
01:24:15 |
You did good, kid. You did all right. |
01:24:17 |
- Thanks. |
01:24:20 |
...but I love you. |
01:24:22 |
- The feeling's mutual. |
01:24:25 |
How about a bite to eat? |
01:24:29 |
Maybe we could have a glass |
01:24:32 |
A little libation. |
01:24:34 |
- Son, you ever had a Shirley Temple? |
01:24:37 |
- A Horse's Neck? |
01:24:40 |
- Purple Nehi? |
01:24:42 |
Well, tell me this, have you ever |
01:24:46 |
Yes. |
01:24:49 |
Come on, guy, back off of that thing. |
01:24:52 |
I got gas. |
01:24:55 |
Don't hit a girl when she's down. |
01:25:07 |
Okay, no more brains. |
01:25:10 |
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