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October 11, 1931, Los Angeles. |
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A conflagration of biblical proportions |
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...in what was once LA´s |
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The Vannacutt Psychiatric lnstitute |
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But the secret this inferno burned free |
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...than any picture |
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A sanitarium of slaughter... |
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...supervised by a surgeon gone mad: |
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Richard Benjamin Vannacutt. |
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Doctor Richard Benjamin Vannacutt. |
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Little known today... |
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...but likely the most prolific |
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He out-butchered Bundy . |
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He made Manson look meek. |
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And the site of his carnage |
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...restored almost to its original state. |
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But it has yet to be inhabited, |
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...the spirits of Vannacutt and his victims... |
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...still live within the walls |
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No shit. |
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We´ll be back with more |
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No need, baby. |
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You just gave me everything I needed. |
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Price. |
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Evelyn, how nice. |
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That is totally fucking fascinating, |
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They´re trying to shoot me here. |
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What is it, Mr. Price, business or pleasure? |
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Neither. My wife. |
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Your roller coaster is quote, |
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Absolutely. No cheap thrills. |
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A journey to the brink of madness. |
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It just looks like a generic roller coaster |
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Ever seen one that starts at the top? |
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Twenty stories worth of top? |
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Sources said the reason |
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...was a near-fatal accident |
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I wouldn´t open this place tomorrow |
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...down to the beheaded Beanie Babies, |
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What the hell was that? |
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Growing pains. |
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New steel must bend and stretch a little |
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Don´t worry. In 15 years, |
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I´ve designed and built six of these places. |
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...everything´s fine. |
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God forbid, if something unexpected |
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...there´s always the safety cable. |
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That does what? |
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Keeps the cab from just-- |
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Do something! |
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Like what? |
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This shouldn´t be happening! |
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Oh, Jesus! Oh, God! |
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We´re all going to die! |
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Ifyou survived Terror lncognita... |
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...please exit the elevator now. |
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From here on, it gets really scary! |
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All right, princess. |
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Congratulations. On a scale of 1 to 1 0 |
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Why don´t we go and celebrate |
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Houston, I think we´ve got a problem. |
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Go stir your cauldron |
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Oh, shit! |
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We´re going to fall! |
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Oh, my God! |
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Oh, my God! |
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Problem where? Looked good to me. |
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Passenger six, he keeps losing his arm. |
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Disengage the flailing-limb mechanism. |
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Here, dear, with a suggestion: Forget it. |
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Haunted Hill is exactly where |
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Now, you´ll find the guest list |
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I got your guest list right here, princess. |
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I´m going to pull out all the stops. |
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Excuse me, the people |
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Tell them l´m right there. |
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Okay! Hi! Stop the car! Get out, please! |
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Stop the car and get out. |
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Can you stop your car? Stop your car! |
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And get out of the car! Please, |
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Hi! Hello. |
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We must walk the rest of the way |
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Quickly. |
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Even quicker. |
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Did I say quicker? I think I did. |
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I´m sorry. Hi, l´m Watson Pritchett. |
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So let´s move, if we could. |
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So is this dump really haunted? |
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It´s pretty scary. |
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Let´s have a good time. |
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Hold up. I got one question. |
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Why is this Price dude inviting us |
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I never even heard of him. |
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Neither had I until he rented the place. |
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This $1 million each, though.... |
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That´s for real? |
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Good question. Don´t have a clue. |
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Ask Price. |
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Is there a reason why |
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Let me get a light. Then we can all see, |
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Come on. Come on. Little piece of shit. |
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There. That´s better. |
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The lights are a nice touch, Pritchett. |
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Thanks. Worked hard on it. |
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Guess we know where the Prices are. |
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Okay, let´s go up further. |
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Goddamn, this place is scary, yo. |
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Where´s the party? |
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Looks like we´re it. |
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Me and y´all three? |
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Let´s boogie. |
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Where´s our host, the fabulous Mr. Price? |
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Fuck him. |
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It must be more |
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Actually... |
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...that´s always been there. |
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...Dr. Vannacutt found it inspirational. |
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It´s from the Middle Ages or something. |
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Driving Demons from the Mind. |
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Kind of scared me as a kid. |
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But... |
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...doesn´t really scare me that much now. |
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It´s touching. |
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-Are you going to come in? |
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Mr. Price? Mrs. Price? |
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Any... |
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...Price person? |
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I don´t think anybody´s here. |
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So maybe it was ghosts. |
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I knew this whole place |
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If I can just get something bizarre enough |
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...l think I can parlay it |
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... Wackiest Home Videos gig. |
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You got your own TV show? |
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Had, sweetie. Past tense. |
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Currently looking for the right angle |
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Looks like someone´s trailer park |
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I wouldn´t worry. |
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...we´ll be hacked into pieces |
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...somebody. |
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Who the fuck are all of you? |
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Oh, shit. |
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I thought you were dead. |
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Not even fucking close. |
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Get off of me, you pervert. |
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Congratulations. |
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I don´t think Evelyn´s said those words |
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Ever. |
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Very funny, Steven. |
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Have you? |
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I think you´re taking this awfully well |
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Well, I guess you´ll just have |
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That is, if you can get it up. |
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Not me, tulip. |
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The house. |
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I think it´s marked you to be the first |
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Isn´t that how the story goes, |
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You could say that. Sure. |
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Isn´t that how both your father |
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Well, my grandfather did build the place... |
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...but he actually died in his sleep in Miami. |
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My father was killed here. |
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But that was during a construction |
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But l´m fine and... |
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...l´m still alive, and I feel good... |
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...and l´d love to get paid now. |
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And on that mercenary note, |
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Call me clairvoyant, |
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Finding that out is just one |
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Sure is a funky old house, ain´t it? |
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Let´s have a word, sugarpuss. |
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I think we ought to have several. |
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This´ll take a moment. You´ll find food |
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Knock yourselves out. |
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I gave you a guest list two pages long. |
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Shredded. Sorry. |
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A group so hungry for money |
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I thought you´d be more comfortable |
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How stupid of me not to expect something |
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´"Congratu-fucking-lations.´" Round one... |
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...you win. |
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Not quite. See, those people down there... |
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...they´re not the ones I invited. |
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-Then who are they? |
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I don´t know how you managed |
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...bravo! |
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Come on. You think l´d invite |
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Sure know it wasn´t me, |
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...then who the hell did? Ghosts? |
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Ooh, spooky. |
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If you really loved me, you´d find a way |
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Finding ways for me to die |
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Let´s not forget the O.J. knife |
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Your ´"Jim Jones Kool Aid´" |
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Accidents. All accidents |
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I´d be so happy |
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And positively goddamned delirious... |
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...if you weren´t fucking every living thing |
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Which part of that fantasy |
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Me with other men, or just the other men? |
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Everything you do gets me hot, |
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You´re hurting me. |
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I know. |
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Well, there´s the simple country gal |
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Let´s go down and greet your guests. |
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Corny as Kansas on the Fourth of July. |
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My guests were shredded. |
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Enjoy. |
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I´m going to run scalding water |
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...and then l´m calling a cab. |
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Mr. Price? |
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I think l´ve done a great job |
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...and I think I deserve my money now! |
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Right here, Mr. Pritchett. |
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As well as five other bona fide bank drafts |
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Made out to cash. |
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That´s what l´m talking about. |
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The second the sun hits tomorrow morning |
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And you´re still alive, of course. |
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What are you talking about? |
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Sorry. Detail I guess I forgot to mention. |
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You die, you lose. |
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Your check gets divvied up |
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But look at the bright side. If there´s |
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...you leave here with $5 million |
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This is crazy. |
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Yes. But hey.... |
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Anybody who´s not comfortable |
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Seven digits poorer, goes without saying. |
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I´m ready. I´ll walk. Now. |
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All right, Mr. Pritchett, |
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Just for the record, |
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Donald W. Blackburn, MD. |
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Melissa Margaret Marr. Celebrity. |
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Eddie Baker. Pro... |
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...former pro baseball player. |
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And you, young lady? |
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Jennifer Jenzen, Executive VP, |
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Very good. |
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Well, I think I can say |
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...l´ve never heard of any of you. |
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Great, then why are we here? |
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How did you make the guest list? |
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I´m sure the unexplainable |
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Jesus Christ. |
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That´s it! Sorry to interrupt here. |
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You give me my goddamn check, |
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Because I want it! So you give it! |
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Now! |
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I´m serious! |
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I´m sorry, Pritchett. |
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Here you go. |
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You´re going to miss the bash of a lifetime. |
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My loss. |
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Even if I give you a million? |
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I wouldn´t know what to do with it all. |
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I think I got to go now. |
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Interesting. |
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Fuck! |
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Now that´s ´"enter-fucking-tainment´" ! |
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This ain´t moving, man. |
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Is this your idea of a joke? |
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Pritchett´s not laughing. |
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Open! Open! |
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Open, you stupid, asshole bitch! |
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What´s going on? |
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What´s going on? |
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Doctor. |
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-What happened here? |
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What is that? |
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It´s a machine from the old asylum. |
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It´s how they burned to death in ´31 . |
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If he was going to die, |
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Well, no wonder they´re still pissed off. |
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Let´s go to the other room |
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The only ones that survived were five |
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Why hasn´t that machine been disabled? |
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It was on my dad´s to-do list, |
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You said that was an accident. |
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I lied. The house is alive. |
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Why doesn´t one of us call out for help? |
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There aren´t any working phones |
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I´ve got my cell phone. |
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That won´t do any good. |
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It´s the metal plates. |
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It´s not the plates. |
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It´s the house! |
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Did you just turn deaf all of a sudden? |
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It´s alive! We´re not going anywhere! |
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So we´re stuck here forever? |
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No, a cleaning crew´s supposed to come |
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So we´ll just stay here till morning. |
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Yes, l´m sure we´ll be mutilated |
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Why do I feel this is a sick joke to scare us |
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You got that right. |
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Take a bow, you sick fuck. |
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You´ve outdone yourself tonight. |
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Scared the shit out of even me. |
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You´ve had your fun. Open this place up. |
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Asking the wrong guy. |
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Sure it wasn´t. Anybody else here make |
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Don´t all raise your hands at once. |
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You´re that Steven Price? |
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Bravo. |
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This lockdown thing, there´s got to be |
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In the basement, |
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No, you don´t want to go down there. |
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We will both go down there |
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You´re not going to want to go down there. |
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Then that leaves you with two options. |
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Either show me where |
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...or it´s spend the night, sleep tight. |
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Fine. |
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A word of advice, kitten. |
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God knows what kind of freak-outs |
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If I were you, |
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Baby, don´t you think now´s the time |
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What are you talking about? |
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Same exact setup you used back in ´94 |
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Hilarious. Firearms this time. |
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Jesus Christ. |
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The clip´s been welded shut. |
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On all of them, probably. |
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So how´s a girl to know |
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Only one way I can think of. |
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No. |
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I think l´ll let the virgin have first crack. |
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-I don´t want a goddamn gun! |
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-Let´s just go. |
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And where are we off to, Mr. Price? |
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Checking the wiring |
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Just taking a leak if it´s okay with you. |
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-Careful. |
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...coming down here´s a really good idea. |
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I know l´m having a great time. |
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Yes, well, you´re not helping matters much. |
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Smells fantastic. |
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Ain´t you handy to have around. |
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I love how nothing works. |
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Let me get you some light. |
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These things. |
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I knew I should have kept my ass at home. |
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-Damn. |
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Take us where this thing´s at. |
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-Come on, man. |
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Hey, Schecter! |
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Give me a few seconds notice |
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The lockdown thing? |
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-Impressive! Scared all the right people-- |
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What do you mean? |
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I was just sitting here and it happened. |
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Then who did? |
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No idea. Maybe it was just |
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Somehow, I don´t know how... |
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...she did it. |
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You should really open up this place |
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A spa for people without enough stress |
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That´s funny. Sharp. |
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I´m the one who didn´t want |
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There haven´t been any changes |
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...since, I don´t know, 1931 . |
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Is that a fact, Mr. Pritchett? |
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Sorry. |
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That´s a good way |
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I´ll recommend it to Evelyn. |
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What´s in there? |
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Someone went to a lot of trouble |
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I don´t know. I´ve never been in there. |
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But it´s not the way out. |
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Let´s go down here and take a right. |
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This is electroshock therapy. |
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There´s several of these rooms |
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Dr. Vannacutt liked to zap his patients |
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More energy efficient, I guess. |
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Isn´t that pleasant. |
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How about we go? |
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Great. |
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Oh, shit. |
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Guess we should have made a left. |
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What is this? |
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This is the saturation chamber. |
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What´s a saturation chamber? |
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It´s Vannacutt´s treatment |
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What would drive a sane man mad |
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Something like that. |
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It´s supposed to bombard them |
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...and scare them back to normal. |
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Lot of fun. |
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Did it work? |
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I don´t know. |
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Did it work? |
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Oh, fuck. |
00:36:46 |
Guys? |
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I do not want to be lost down here. |
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This is not cool. |
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Let me try something. |
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Can you get me up? |
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Here, watch out. |
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Hey, pal... |
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...that wasn´t code for.... |
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For what? |
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Could you just shine the light here? |
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Absolutely. |
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All right. |
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What are you looking for? |
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This whole place can´t be wired |
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Careful. |
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Better than nothing. |
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Not bad. |
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Down, big guy. |
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Thanks. |
00:38:39 |
That was the most fun l´ve had all day. |
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You need to get out more. |
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So who are you... |
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...really? |
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What? You mean like deep down inside? |
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We can start with the name |
00:39:03 |
I told you already. |
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You´re lying. And I don´t think so. |
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Why not? |
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I´ve never met an executive |
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...much less rewire an entire building. |
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-Well, there´s always exceptions. |
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What´s the truth? |
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The truth is, if we keep taking rights, |
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We´ll be out of here in a while and go |
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So what does it matter |
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Okay, so let´s say, hypothetically, |
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So you´re right, you´re a genius. |
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I don´t know anyone that could´ve seen |
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Look... |
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...my real name is Sara, |
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Was, anyway, to the real Jennifer bitch |
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And now you know. And l´m begging |
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...because l´m out of a job and could use |
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You know, if this is your idea of funny, |
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In fact, you´re really starting to piss me off. |
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Eddie, wait! |
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For a second I actually thought |
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What is your problem? |
00:41:57 |
Okay, you win. |
00:42:00 |
You´ve successfully creeped me out. |
00:42:30 |
What are you doing? |
00:42:58 |
Come on! |
00:42:59 |
Take my hand! |
00:43:11 |
What the hell are you doing? |
00:43:39 |
Well, lookie. Looks like |
00:43:42 |
-Where´s Price? |
00:43:44 |
Are you all right? |
00:43:45 |
No, I am so fucking far |
00:43:49 |
Someone or something just tried |
00:43:55 |
Let me give you a hint. |
00:43:57 |
His initials are S.P. |
00:43:59 |
All right. S.P. |
00:44:02 |
As in ´"sorry, petunia.´" |
00:44:04 |
I was with Pritchett, |
00:44:09 |
It doesn´t seem to exist. |
00:44:11 |
Look at this. |
00:44:13 |
What is this? |
00:44:15 |
That? What just happened |
00:44:18 |
Wait´ll somebody lets out the darkness |
00:44:21 |
That´s a whole new bunch of crazy shit. |
00:44:24 |
What is this darkness? |
00:44:27 |
It! The thing! The evil! |
00:44:28 |
The thing that´s the rotten core |
00:44:31 |
The thing that´s going to kill us all! |
00:44:39 |
-Are you under the care of a physician? |
00:44:44 |
Well... |
00:44:46 |
...either we spend the night |
00:44:50 |
...or we try to find a way out of here. |
00:44:52 |
Either way, |
00:44:55 |
But maybe that´s not going to fit in |
00:44:59 |
You know me. The more, the merrier. |
00:45:03 |
I guess somebody better go find |
00:45:06 |
Where is she? |
00:45:26 |
This is great. |
00:01:21 |
Jesus. She´s dead. |
00:01:25 |
She was cute too. |
00:01:27 |
God, l´d love to get laid before I died. |
00:01:33 |
How you doing tonight? |
00:01:39 |
Yes, l´m all right. |
00:01:45 |
Is she all right? |
00:01:47 |
I don´t know. |
00:02:00 |
What the hell is this? |
00:02:09 |
It seems to just stop here. |
00:02:12 |
Shit, she´s got to be somewhere... |
00:02:15 |
...because she couldn´t have |
00:02:21 |
Not air. |
00:02:34 |
Into the house. |
00:02:41 |
There´s got to be a way out of this house. |
00:02:43 |
Some way. |
00:02:46 |
What? |
00:02:47 |
I´m talking to you! |
00:02:48 |
-What is your deal? That wasn´t nice. |
00:02:51 |
If everyone´s going to scream at |
00:02:55 |
Watch it! |
00:02:56 |
I´m about to figure out exactly what, |
00:03:00 |
Then where will we be? |
00:03:02 |
Out of scotch, thanks to you, ass! |
00:03:06 |
I think I got something. |
00:03:41 |
Bravo. |
00:03:45 |
I know it´s not good manners |
00:03:48 |
...but inquiring minds |
00:03:51 |
Just what did really happen |
00:03:57 |
Asking the wrong person. |
00:03:59 |
I mean, did she stage it all for you |
00:04:03 |
Or did you just flat out kill the little bitch? |
00:04:05 |
I pose you the same question. |
00:04:07 |
Who´s next on your list? |
00:04:10 |
If I had one, Evelyn, whom do you think? |
00:04:13 |
For God sakes, we all know that |
00:04:19 |
You know l´m not going |
00:04:24 |
You think that´s going to do the trick, |
00:04:26 |
I would never give you a loaded gun. |
00:04:31 |
Jesus! |
00:04:33 |
Funky old house, ain´t it? |
00:04:38 |
Friends, your hostess is now going |
00:04:43 |
If you need me, |
00:04:47 |
And if anyone so much |
00:04:50 |
...l´m going to empty this thing |
00:05:06 |
Come on. |
00:05:08 |
I loaded them with blanks. |
00:05:13 |
And even if I were going |
00:05:16 |
...l don´t think l´d do it in a locked house |
00:05:21 |
Take this. |
00:05:26 |
What good is a million dollars |
00:05:32 |
Let´s find a way to get out of here. |
00:05:36 |
I´m going to try to find Ms. Marr. |
00:05:42 |
I´m going to go find me something to drink. |
00:05:50 |
How is she pulling this off? |
00:06:32 |
Ms. Marr? |
00:06:51 |
You son of a bitch, I know you´re here. |
00:07:59 |
What is happening? |
00:08:04 |
Electroshock! |
00:08:19 |
Oh, Jesus. |
00:08:22 |
God, no! |
00:08:24 |
Don´t touch her! |
00:08:25 |
Well, turn it off! |
00:08:28 |
For God´s sake, somebody do something! |
00:08:32 |
Somebody turn the damn thing off! |
00:08:39 |
Somebody! Do something! |
00:08:43 |
Turn it off! |
00:08:46 |
There´s got to be a switch or something! |
00:09:08 |
I´m sorry. |
00:09:10 |
She´s not dead. We must |
00:09:12 |
It´s too late. |
00:09:33 |
Baby, l´m so sorry. |
00:09:39 |
I swear to God, it´s this house. |
00:09:41 |
Fuck the house! |
00:09:43 |
It wasn´t the house! |
00:09:45 |
It wasn´t goddamn ghosts! |
00:09:47 |
This is, plain and simple, |
00:09:54 |
Was it too complicated for you? |
00:09:58 |
A: Evelyn sure as hell didn´t kill herself. |
00:10:01 |
B: I know I didn´t do it. |
00:10:04 |
One of you motherfuckers |
00:10:07 |
You´re talking crazy, Price. |
00:10:10 |
Who´ll tell me about the strange guy |
00:10:13 |
...who l´ve been chasing |
00:10:17 |
Vannacutt. |
00:10:18 |
Jesus. |
00:10:21 |
Some little shit... |
00:10:22 |
...working for one of you, |
00:10:26 |
Now I want some answers. |
00:10:31 |
Put that away. |
00:10:33 |
Put the gun down, Mr. Price. |
00:10:35 |
Back up, honey. |
00:10:36 |
There´s a one in four chance it´s you. |
00:10:39 |
Put the gun down! |
00:10:42 |
Let´s see who blinks first. |
00:11:11 |
What do we do with him? |
00:11:21 |
Open this fucking door! |
00:11:25 |
-You sure this thing will hold him? |
00:11:31 |
Come on. |
00:11:35 |
You going to make sure |
00:11:37 |
I´ll stay and keep an eye on him. |
00:11:39 |
You´ll be okay by yourself? |
00:11:41 |
I hope. |
00:11:46 |
I have to tell you, |
00:11:50 |
I´m sure you are. |
00:11:58 |
Open the goddamn door! |
00:12:04 |
What? |
00:12:07 |
Open the goddamn door! |
00:12:11 |
I can´t! l´m sorry, I can´t. |
00:12:20 |
What´s this? |
00:12:23 |
This! |
00:12:28 |
Anything? |
00:12:29 |
Open this fucking door! |
00:12:31 |
How about this? |
00:12:44 |
Better? |
00:12:54 |
Great party! |
00:12:57 |
I got to go! |
00:12:59 |
Blackburn! |
00:13:15 |
Wrong way. I think we should |
00:13:18 |
Back where? |
00:13:20 |
Damn it. Good point. |
00:13:24 |
Let´s just try down here. |
00:13:36 |
Yo, Sara, look. |
00:13:39 |
Vannacutt´s office. |
00:15:31 |
You´ve been sick, Mr. Price. |
00:15:36 |
And what do you think, Dr. Vannacutt? |
00:17:19 |
Look here. |
00:17:21 |
What do you got? |
00:17:24 |
Class of 1931 . |
00:17:26 |
That´s a cheery-looking bunch. |
00:17:28 |
Better living through electricity. |
00:17:35 |
I think-- |
00:17:39 |
Oh, my God! |
00:17:42 |
I know how the guest list was made. |
00:17:45 |
Look at these names. |
00:17:46 |
´"Head nurse, Ruthe Ann Stockard. |
00:17:48 |
´"Electroshock, Adolphus Jenzen. |
00:17:50 |
´"Franklin Baker. |
00:17:51 |
´"Thomas Steven Price. Jasper Marr.´" |
00:17:54 |
-They´re all here! |
00:17:57 |
Everyone that was invited... |
00:17:59 |
...is related to one of the staff |
00:18:04 |
There was five of us. |
00:18:07 |
Five that didn´t die. |
00:18:09 |
Booga-booga. |
00:18:13 |
What are you saying? |
00:18:14 |
Price didn´t make the list. |
00:18:16 |
The house did. |
00:18:21 |
Because she´s a vengeful, stupid whore! |
00:18:27 |
How´s the house going |
00:18:29 |
There´s a lot of energy in here. |
00:18:32 |
It likes to travel through light beams... |
00:18:35 |
...sound waves... |
00:18:37 |
...electricity, whatever. |
00:18:38 |
A phone line? |
00:18:41 |
Sure, now that we´re in The Twilight Zone. |
00:18:44 |
Into an on-line computer? |
00:18:47 |
No, stop. Wait. This is crazy. |
00:18:51 |
You don´t... |
00:18:53 |
...get it, do you? |
00:18:59 |
This house is pissed. |
00:19:02 |
It has no morals. |
00:19:06 |
Because it´s a fucking house! |
00:19:09 |
This is insane. |
00:19:10 |
-Calm down. |
00:19:17 |
Wait. |
00:19:21 |
How come Blackburn´s name´s not on here? |
00:19:48 |
The late Mrs. Steven Price. Tragic. |
00:19:57 |
Tortured. |
00:20:00 |
Lovely. |
00:20:12 |
And suddenly very cooperative Mrs. Price. |
00:20:29 |
Cool. |
00:20:46 |
What do you think you´re doing? |
00:20:52 |
Easy. Easy. Lie back. Be still. |
00:20:55 |
Last thing we need is for you |
00:20:58 |
You´re the doctor, kid. |
00:21:01 |
I guess that atropine crap worked. |
00:21:03 |
Yes. Convinced all those |
00:21:06 |
You are officially one dead lady. |
00:21:08 |
Trust me, l´ve been dead for years. |
00:21:11 |
Speaking of which, what´s Steven´s status? |
00:21:14 |
Well, he´s still alive... |
00:21:15 |
...but it´s just a question of moments. |
00:21:18 |
And then your miraculous resurrection. |
00:21:23 |
No, Officer, l´m very much alive. |
00:21:26 |
Just a little joke to beat my husband |
00:21:29 |
I´m sorry, ma´am, your husband´s dead. |
00:21:31 |
What do you mean, he´s dead? |
00:21:34 |
I may as well have killed him myself. |
00:21:37 |
No, not at all. |
00:21:40 |
Well, fill in the blank, |
00:21:43 |
I don´t know. Puff Eddie? |
00:21:46 |
This could be a big surprise. I think |
00:21:51 |
Did you ever find out what happened |
00:21:57 |
No, we never found her. |
00:21:58 |
So we don´t even know |
00:22:03 |
Price must´ve killed her. |
00:22:07 |
There´s plenty! For all we know |
00:22:12 |
Bullshit. |
00:22:13 |
God, this whole fucking thing´s |
00:22:15 |
It´s not, baby, it´s not. |
00:22:17 |
Somebody´ll pull the trigger. |
00:22:19 |
But nobody has yet, Donald. |
00:22:21 |
They´re not at the breaking point. |
00:22:23 |
They must believe their lives are in danger! |
00:22:25 |
They have your death at his hands. |
00:22:28 |
But they didn´t see it happen. |
00:22:30 |
They still have their doubts. |
00:22:35 |
What we need... |
00:22:37 |
...is another body... |
00:22:39 |
...and Steven´s bloody hands |
00:22:42 |
How the hell are we going to do that? |
00:22:47 |
This may sound a little crazy, |
00:23:40 |
This is all I could find. |
00:23:48 |
This here. |
00:23:50 |
Well, it´s going to have to do. |
00:23:54 |
Are you coming, or waiting for Blackburn? |
00:23:57 |
Blackburn´s dead. |
00:23:59 |
Excuse me? |
00:24:00 |
He would´ve been back by now. |
00:24:05 |
He´s dead. |
00:24:44 |
Oh, shit. |
00:24:55 |
Shit. |
00:25:02 |
-Where is he? |
00:25:06 |
-He´s dead! We´re all going to be dead! |
00:25:09 |
Pritchett, shut the fuck up! |
00:25:11 |
I just wanted to ask you a question. |
00:25:14 |
-Price is behind this. |
00:25:17 |
Let´s go see. |
00:25:23 |
It´s Blackburn. |
00:25:37 |
Oh, my God. |
00:25:38 |
Shit! |
00:25:53 |
You murderer. |
00:26:20 |
Melissa? |
00:26:26 |
It´s Sara. |
00:26:30 |
Help me. |
00:26:33 |
-Somebody ! |
00:26:36 |
Just keep talking. |
00:26:55 |
It´s okay. |
00:27:06 |
I woke up on the floor. |
00:27:10 |
Blackburn.... |
00:27:13 |
Stay the fuck back! |
00:27:15 |
I don´t know what happened! |
00:27:18 |
I do. |
00:27:20 |
Please, tell me. Help me. |
00:27:24 |
I don´t think so! |
00:27:27 |
You got to help me. |
00:27:31 |
Not even for $1 million, Mr. Price. |
00:27:39 |
Help me. |
00:27:42 |
Help me. |
00:28:04 |
Oh, shit! |
00:28:07 |
Grab her gun. |
00:28:09 |
Damn, she emptied it. I got this. |
00:28:12 |
I got this, baby girl. Let go. |
00:28:14 |
There we go. |
00:28:17 |
I´ll put this right here. |
00:28:19 |
Okay? Look, it´s cool. |
00:28:21 |
It´s me. Okay, it´s me. |
00:28:22 |
Look. |
00:28:23 |
Poor Mr. Price. |
00:28:24 |
Fuck Mr. Price. |
00:28:26 |
Come on, baby girl. I got you. |
00:28:29 |
-Come on, it´s cool. |
00:28:32 |
I got you. |
00:28:34 |
Okay, don´t look. Keep going. Up we go. |
00:28:37 |
Up we go, baby girl. |
00:28:41 |
Almost there. You just get upstairs. |
00:28:44 |
All right, easy. Don´t look. |
00:29:16 |
You poor clueless old geek. |
00:29:19 |
All it would´ve taken |
00:29:22 |
...and ripping our prenup to teeny, |
00:29:29 |
But no matter how it ended... |
00:29:32 |
...please just know one thing: |
00:29:35 |
From the first moment I set eyes on you... |
00:29:39 |
...l have always, always loved... |
00:29:43 |
...your money. |
00:29:48 |
On the other hand, just the sight of you |
00:29:55 |
Is that a fact, princess? |
00:29:58 |
Maybe you could have saved us all |
00:30:02 |
...not to mention money, |
00:30:05 |
Help! |
00:30:08 |
You must be kidding! |
00:30:12 |
I´m Steven goddamn Price! |
00:30:20 |
Every place you´ve gone, |
00:30:23 |
...every word you and Blackburn |
00:30:27 |
...taped, seen and heard |
00:30:31 |
-Sweetie? |
00:30:33 |
Just speak it! |
00:30:35 |
What are you going to do? |
00:30:40 |
Just what you wanted everyone here |
00:30:44 |
I´m going to murder you, Evelyn, |
00:30:49 |
Witnesses. |
00:30:53 |
They know you´re already dead, Evelyn! |
00:30:55 |
Happy birthday, baby! |
00:31:24 |
Get up. |
00:31:27 |
Are you doing this? |
00:31:29 |
No. |
00:31:33 |
Get up! |
00:31:35 |
Now! |
00:32:42 |
Oh, Ms. Marr. |
00:33:19 |
Steven, I want you. |
00:33:21 |
I´ve always wanted you. |
00:33:24 |
We all do. |
00:33:28 |
They´re all here. |
00:33:31 |
Everyone who´s died. |
00:33:34 |
Everyone who´s responsible. |
00:33:37 |
It´s your turn. |
00:33:42 |
One, two, three. |
00:34:11 |
Open the door! |
00:34:13 |
-Somebody open the door! |
00:34:17 |
It´s Price. |
00:34:19 |
Open the goddamn door! |
00:34:24 |
Price is dead. |
00:34:26 |
Open the goddamn door! |
00:34:32 |
Open the goddamn door! |
00:35:00 |
Go! |
00:35:05 |
Run! |
00:35:17 |
Come on! |
00:35:25 |
What was that? |
00:35:27 |
It can´t be! You´re dead! |
00:35:30 |
Pritchett was right. The house is alive. |
00:35:40 |
There´s got to be something. |
00:35:44 |
The attic! |
00:36:20 |
Come on! |
00:36:43 |
Let´s get to the attic! |
00:36:45 |
Hurry! |
00:36:54 |
Come on! |
00:37:08 |
Terrific! |
00:37:09 |
Fuck! |
00:37:26 |
So much for a Ph.D. in engineering. |
00:37:31 |
I found a way out! |
00:37:33 |
Where? |
00:37:34 |
Up here! |
00:37:35 |
Hurry! There is something |
00:37:53 |
Come on! |
00:37:54 |
Where are you going? |
00:37:58 |
You have to stay for my show. |
00:38:00 |
Oh, God! |
00:38:15 |
There´s light! Stay here, l´m going |
00:38:47 |
Oh, shit. |
00:38:56 |
Go! |
00:39:58 |
Help me, Eddie! |
00:40:00 |
The doctor is in. |
00:40:04 |
No one gets out of here alive. |
00:40:09 |
Not me. Not you. |
00:40:14 |
Next patient. |
00:40:16 |
Ah, Mr. Baker. |
00:40:18 |
It´s time to take your rightful place |
00:40:21 |
I had nothing to do with this! |
00:40:23 |
I was adopted! |
00:40:57 |
Oh, God. |
00:41:21 |
What is this? |
00:41:32 |
What is it? |
00:42:05 |
Oh, my God. |
00:42:09 |
That was one kick-ass party. |
00:42:11 |
Okay, one more thing: |
00:41:14 |
. |