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Revenge Of The Pink Panther
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So he wants to cut it off |
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He doesn't think |
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The arrangements have been concluded. |
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I gave them my word |
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Tell me why. |
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You know why. |
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You're not strong anymore. |
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You lost control. |
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You tell him this. |
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We've had a few setbacks. |
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But I am still in charge, |
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Make no mistake. |
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You tell him |
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Tell him the 25th as agreed. |
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I'll send him a sign, |
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to prove that I'm still strong. |
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- Good afternoon, Mr. Douvier. |
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- Any calls? |
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What's this "Dr. Herb called"? |
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That's your yearly checkup, |
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Okay. Is New York going to call back? |
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Between 5:00 and 6:00. |
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Good. |
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Yes. In the boardroom. |
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I don't think we should |
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- Will I see you tonight? |
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Gentlemen, we have a problem. |
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The Gannet transaction |
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because New York seems to feel |
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the power to control |
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So I have sent word... |
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that I will give them |
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to show that I am still in control. |
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That France is still |
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What I want from you, |
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I have an idea. |
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All right. |
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Would you ask your secretary |
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- Would you bring in the morning paper? |
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Who is the most important man |
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Present company excluded, of course. |
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Thank you. |
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- The president, I suppose. |
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A man New York knows even better |
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A man with which our entire |
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and would like nothing better |
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Who? |
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Who has given us nothing but trouble |
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Who has survived |
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Including two by his own boss. |
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Clouseau. |
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You want to impress New York, |
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Eliminate Clouseau and we'll have |
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Not if we do it smart. |
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There is a rumor |
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I've heard that. |
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Yet he continues to survive. |
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I have it on good authority |
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That he only plays at the fool. |
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In any case, it is too dangerous. |
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Can you do it smart? |
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Yes. |
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Do it. |
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Balls? |
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Inspector Clouseau! |
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How I have missed you! |
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Your disguise is ready for the |
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Cunny! Quick! Quick! |
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I noticed you have |
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I will model them for you. |
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I will bring you one right away. |
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- There were some on the left. |
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The final fitting. |
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I call this one "Wino and Roses." |
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Magnificent. |
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This is no small feat. |
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Now you can work the Left Bank |
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Yes. The old anonymity ploy. |
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That's it! |
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Chief lnspector. |
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You can walk, Chief lnspector. |
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Yes! Yes! |
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You are a genius, Balls. |
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I can! I can walk! |
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Thank heavens |
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For little girls |
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They keep on getting smaller |
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Yes? |
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A special delivery. |
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Thank you. |
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I'm sorry. I'm a little short. |
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Forget it. |
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Special delivery. A bomb. |
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Were you expecting one? |
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A bomb? |
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Yes? |
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What? |
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Right. |
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What's the matter? |
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The bomb destroyed half the block, |
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I am certain, sir, |
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- Bomb? |
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- You said, "bomb." |
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Fortunately, Professor Balls... |
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took refuge behind a new shipment |
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which cushioned the force |
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Inflatable goiters? |
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Yes. His Valentine's Day collection. |
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It's amazing that you survived. |
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Yes, yes. |
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I must apprehend this mad bomber... |
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before he does any more |
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Or she. |
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- "Or she"? |
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"Four armed robberies in three weeks. |
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Two of the victims were assaulted |
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Both the victims felt the robber |
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Three years ago, we sent to prison |
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Russo committed robberies |
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Well, sir, |
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this mad bomber now. |
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Remember, it just could be Russo. |
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Yes, it just could be Russo. Yes. |
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- Yes. I just said that. |
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Well, sir, until we meet again, |
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Fire! |
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You may not have seen |
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but they have at one time or another |
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And needless to say, |
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The best in France. |
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And you expect them |
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Oh, no. They've been contracted |
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Who is Mr. Chong? |
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Mr. Chong was recommended |
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Gentlemen, fulfill your contracts. |
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Why don't you get out of those |
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Yes, I know that. |
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I will as soon as I get home provided |
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Why don't you tell him not to? |
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Believe me, it's not that easy. |
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I gave him instructions to attack me |
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And it has now become a matter of pride |
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I guarantee that at this very minute |
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is plotting some new ambush. |
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Yes, I know that. |
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Cato? |
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Pay attention! |
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I am canceling the attack orders |
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Do you understand? |
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I know that I told you |
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and to attack |
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But tonight-- |
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But tonight... |
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I am ordering you |
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You will not attack, Cato! |
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Shut up that row! |
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I am trying to save my life, |
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Obviously the little yellow slime |
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It's a very substantial building, |
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I'm sure when it's finished, |
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Chief lnspector Clouseau's residence. |
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One moment, please. |
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For you. |
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What on earth is going on? |
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Excuse me, madame and messieurs. |
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I beg your pardon. |
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It's still for you. |
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Chief lnspector. |
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Pardon me. |
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Hello? |
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This is Chief lnspector Clouseau |
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Listen to me carefully. |
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If you want to catch |
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meet me tonight at 11:00... |
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in the Bois de Bologne |
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And come alone. |
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That's so obvious, |
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Yes, or it's so obvious that he's bound |
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It's so obvious, |
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That is why you will never be |
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It's so obvious, |
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Now, Cato, warm up the Silver Hornet. |
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I very much suspect... |
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that the Hornet is overdue |
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so if you don't mind, |
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He's driving a white Peugeot. |
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By any chance, |
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Well-- |
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Wonderful! |
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How lucky can a girl get? |
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You're an absolute darling. |
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It's green. |
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It is? |
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The traffic light. |
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Generally speaking, it's dangerous |
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to be hitchhiking at night. |
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I know. That's because, |
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beautiful girls like me |
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Yes, yes. |
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Are you saying |
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I've got it in here somewhere. |
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Watch it. |
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Only if you don't do |
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Listen, Miss-- |
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Russo. |
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But you can call me Claude. |
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Pull off the road. |
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Oh, the old "pull off the road" ploy! |
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Yes. Then we will see how you do with |
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And if you don't want |
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Never! |
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Suit yourself. |
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and you've got sensational legs. |
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Yes? |
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Oh. Good. Thank you. |
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Why don't you just take that |
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Won't be necessary. The great lnspector |
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Hello, boys! |
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Am I glad to see you! |
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And we are certainly glad |
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Wait a moment! |
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I'm Chief lnspector Clouseau |
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And I am Officer Bardot. |
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But you can call me Brigitte. |
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Listen, Brigitte. You are making |
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Don't let my legs fool you. |
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The palace flag is lowered |
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The president has declared a day |
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Only a few hours ago... |
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the great detective stood |
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and was decorated by the president... |
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for outstanding service |
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According to the coroner's report... |
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Chief lnspector Clouseau |
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before his car hit the telephone pole... |
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and burst into flames. |
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The president called me at 6:00 |
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A dozen countries have offered the |
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but the president |
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that this must be solved by Frenchmen, |
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or we can all hand in |
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I spoke with Dr. Laprone |
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and he assures me that Dreyfus |
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It's amazing. |
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I've seen some lunatics |
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They were all pikers compared |
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Didn't he actually bite you? |
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Oh, yes. On the leg. |
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I had to take rabies shots |
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The doctor swears |
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He said that in the last 12 hours, |
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Thank God for that because we need him. |
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If anyone knows about Clouseau |
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that man is former |
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Isn't it fantastic, Doctor? |
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Reinstated at my former rank |
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Yes. It could actually be called |
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I am in your debt. |
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I only helped. |
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But in the final analysis, |
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Our victory, Paul. |
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But only at the expense of another. |
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Huh? Oh, Clouseau, you mean. |
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It could be said that he died |
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I wish I could feel sorry. |
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You feel no guilt? |
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None. |
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To be honest, |
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there were a few moments... |
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when I was actually convinced |
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Is that wrong? |
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It isn't a matter of right or wrong. |
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Look, I hated him. |
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He literally drove me out of my mind, |
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Isn't it natural that |
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at the thought of him being dead, |
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Natural, yes. |
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But there is a danger |
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Clouseau could come back |
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- I have no guilt. |
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Not ever. Clouseau is gone, |
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Now, have a cigar. |
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Thank you, Charles. |
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I've made the necessary arrangements |
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The surete is sending a car |
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Remember, you're on probation |
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If you have any problems, |
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Thank you, Paul. |
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Listen to me, Officer. |
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Unless you release me immediately, |
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that you are transferred to Martinique |
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writing traffic citations |
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The man who was killed in that car, |
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He was wearing my clothes, yes. |
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I am Chief lnspector Jacques Clouseau. |
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Miss or Missus? |
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You fool! The president himself |
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"Clouseau, you are a man of courage." |
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And he called me the greatest detective |
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Charlatan! lmpostor! |
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All right, calm down, Mr. Poirot. |
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Poirot? |
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Yes. Yes. |
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And I am the greatest detective |
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the greatest in all the world. |
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That man is obviously crazy. |
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We do not use that word around here. |
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- What do you normally use around here? |
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He is very now-now, |
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Court order. |
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I shall need your signature |
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Ninety days comprehensive-- |
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Psychiatric examination. |
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Peekaboo. |
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Your car's at the entrance, lnspector. |
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Good-bye, Chief lnspector Dreyfus. |
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Good evening, Chief lnspector Dreyfus. |
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Good evening, Francois. |
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It's good to have you back on the job, |
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Is it true that you will personally take |
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Yes. |
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You must feel torn. |
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to send the guilty parties |
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On the other hand... |
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I'm sure you'd rather |
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Can you imagine, |
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The president, dignitaries |
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Why, there's a rumor |
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Pope? |
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Pope? |
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What? |
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You said pope. |
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Yes, yes. I have the cold |
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You sound terrible. |
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No, no. It's much better |
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Anyway, I want to go directly |
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to commence the search |
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Yes, sir. |
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This is the Clouseau residence? |
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Yes. |
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This is also the residence |
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Yes. |
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Then be so good as to tell him... |
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that I wish to have speaks with him. |
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Who shall I say wish to have speaks |
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Tell him it is an old friend. |
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Mr. Fong has many old friends. |
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Listen, you, tell him |
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Clouseau. |
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Why didn't you say so |
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Please come in. |
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Good evening... |
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and congratulations! |
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You are our first Caucasian... |
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and that entitles you |
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- Who are you? |
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- Yes? |
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Please come in. |
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- Welcome. |
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Please, make yourself at home. |
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That man just called himself |
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It was Mr. Fong's idea... |
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but personally I think |
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Password? |
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I demand to know exactly |
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Just about anything |
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But first, |
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Give Benson your hat and coat... |
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have a drink, |
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and then when you are up to it... |
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you can choose from a wide variety |
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But I see that you already have |
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Allow me to introduce Tanya, |
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What else does she do? |
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I warn you, Tanya, the Easter lotus... |
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I am opposed |
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Man is the master, |
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And another round-eye |
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Cato! |
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Take your hands off me, |
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You are under arrest. |
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Arrest? Arrest? |
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You have the right to remain silent, |
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I am not your ordinary |
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Say no more! |
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What was that talk |
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-He was just kidding. Weren't you, boss? |
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I used to work for him. |
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A cop? |
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Tell them you were kidding, boss. |
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Yes, he is right. |
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Cross my heart... |
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and hope to meet you again sometime. |
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And you, madame... |
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and you, too. |
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You two should be ashamed |
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And you! I want to talk to you! |
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- You come in here! Listen, now. |
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I thought you were dead. |
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As a tribute to my memory, |
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this Chinese nooky factory! |
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I had to do something |
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Besides, a first-rate joint like this |
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- Is that net? |
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But even so, a smart operator can |
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And that ain't exactly chicken feed. |
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And ten years on Devil's lsland ain't |
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my greedy little yellow pimp. |
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I'll have to close up anyway |
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Yes, yes. |
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Normally, that is precisely |
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But these are not normal times. |
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Someone has just tried to kill me. |
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That's normal. |
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But this time, that someone thinks |
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Except for you and me, |
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And in this case, |
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No one will know it is me... |
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as I glide through the underworld |
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- Good evening, Commissioner. |
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Thank you. |
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I'm sorry to be late, |
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some lunatic was hiding in my closet. |
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Yes. Russo. |
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Russo? |
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You remember. |
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Why wouldn't I remember? |
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Of course. Claude Russo, |
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Armed robbery dressed as a woman. |
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But he got five years. |
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He was released on parole |
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So it could have been Russo. |
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He is clever. |
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Clever enough to fool Francois? |
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I like Francois, but fooling him |
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an act of more than average cleverness, |
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I always thought |
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When he was my assistant, |
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with a bright future. |
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But then he was assigned to Clouseau. |
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Now, Charles. |
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- All that's in the past. |
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Tomorrow morning... |
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when they plant him six feet deep |
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I shall be truly free. |
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Unless he's figured out a way |
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nothing that anyone does or says about |
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- Shall we do some work? |
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What is it? |
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The chief thinks |
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- The what? |
| 00:44:29 |
Me? |
| 00:44:30 |
- You knew him intimately. |
| 00:44:34 |
But you're the expert who's going |
| 00:44:38 |
I'm the expert who would love |
| 00:44:41 |
The P.R. people loved the angle. |
| 00:44:46 |
Sacrilege! I won't do it. |
| 00:44:48 |
Politics. |
| 00:44:49 |
No. I'm a good Catholic. |
| 00:44:51 |
- So is the chief's wife. |
| 00:44:54 |
- What's she got to do with it? |
| 00:45:00 |
Ladies and gentlemen... |
| 00:45:02 |
honored guests... |
| 00:45:05 |
dear friends... |
| 00:45:08 |
we are gathered here... |
| 00:45:10 |
to say good-bye to a, uh... |
| 00:45:17 |
a great man. |
| 00:45:24 |
Not only was he |
| 00:45:28 |
a brilliant detective... |
| 00:45:33 |
admired and respected |
| 00:45:37 |
and all those |
| 00:45:42 |
enough... |
| 00:45:44 |
enough to know him... |
| 00:45:47 |
he was above all else... |
| 00:45:52 |
a modest man. |
| 00:46:10 |
His kind will not pass this way again... |
| 00:46:14 |
and our loss is surely... |
| 00:46:18 |
heaven's gain. |
| 00:46:31 |
Present arms! |
| 00:46:34 |
Fire! |
| 00:46:51 |
- Get rid of that woman. |
| 00:46:53 |
I want your answer now |
| 00:46:57 |
- I'm warning you. |
| 00:47:29 |
Gentlemen... |
| 00:47:33 |
you will be relieved to know |
| 00:47:35 |
was very impressed |
| 00:47:38 |
It was a good idea, Guy. |
| 00:47:40 |
The Gannet transaction is on again. |
| 00:47:43 |
-The same delivery date? |
| 00:47:46 |
I spoke to Hong Kong. |
| 00:47:51 |
Good. That means |
| 00:47:53 |
we can declare ourselves |
| 00:47:57 |
Ietting our international colleagues |
| 00:48:00 |
is back in business. |
| 00:48:03 |
I'll be at the farm. I do not want to be |
| 00:48:08 |
Meeting adjourned. |
| 00:48:17 |
Guy, stick around. |
| 00:48:21 |
Right. |
| 00:48:24 |
Miss Le Gree, would you come in |
| 00:48:39 |
What's wrong with you? |
| 00:48:42 |
- We have to stop seeing each other. |
| 00:48:47 |
That witch! |
| 00:48:50 |
I'm afraid permanently. |
| 00:48:52 |
Permanently? |
| 00:48:56 |
- Permanently? |
| 00:48:58 |
- She gave me an ultimatum. |
| 00:49:02 |
- I haven't. |
| 00:49:04 |
- My own wife? |
| 00:49:07 |
She's got enough evidence |
| 00:49:09 |
Her attorney has been told that |
| 00:49:12 |
to give her box |
| 00:49:14 |
- Then get rid of the authorities. |
| 00:49:16 |
Get rid of her attorney. |
| 00:49:19 |
- I couldn't afford the scandal. |
| 00:49:23 |
You know I don't love her. |
| 00:49:28 |
- Permanently? |
| 00:49:30 |
Six years together, just washed up? |
| 00:49:34 |
- I'm afraid so. I'm sorry. |
| 00:49:37 |
You obviously can't go on |
| 00:49:40 |
I have deposited a substantial amount |
| 00:49:44 |
- I don't want your money. |
| 00:49:45 |
I don't know what I want. |
| 00:49:50 |
But I'll think of something! |
| 00:50:05 |
Leaving early? |
| 00:50:07 |
Later than you think, Mr. Algo. |
| 00:50:17 |
Something you want me to do? |
| 00:50:22 |
Not unless she decides |
| 00:50:24 |
If you have to, be sure |
| 00:50:34 |
Ahoy! |
| 00:50:36 |
Ahoy, the skipper! |
| 00:50:39 |
Hello, up there in the fog. |
| 00:50:53 |
Don't worry. |
| 00:50:55 |
It's only an old salty |
| 00:50:58 |
out there from the salty seas, |
| 00:51:04 |
Pumpin' the air in the parrot. |
| 00:51:09 |
Naughty bird afraid of the fog. |
| 00:51:22 |
Swine leg. |
| 00:51:30 |
Hello, lnspector. |
| 00:51:33 |
Chief lnspector. |
| 00:51:37 |
I will keep under the covers. |
| 00:51:49 |
What do you have of special interest... |
| 00:51:52 |
to my secret investigations? |
| 00:51:55 |
There's something big going down |
| 00:51:59 |
Le Club Foot? Remarkable. |
| 00:52:02 |
Keep your-- |
| 00:52:06 |
Keep your eyes and ears peeled. |
| 00:52:08 |
Keep in constant contact. |
| 00:52:10 |
I am extremely grateful |
| 00:52:16 |
Thar she blows! |
| 00:52:20 |
Once again, I thank you |
| 00:52:24 |
And if there is anything |
| 00:52:28 |
Now that you mention it, |
| 00:52:54 |
Sixteen chests |
| 00:52:57 |
Yo ho ho in the bottle |
| 00:53:00 |
Drink to the devils |
| 00:53:09 |
Do it some more |
| 00:53:11 |
Yeah, give me some more |
| 00:53:13 |
All right |
| 00:53:17 |
Come on, yeah |
| 00:53:22 |
Move 'em out |
| 00:53:24 |
Move 'em out |
| 00:53:26 |
If you mess around with women, boy |
| 00:53:33 |
Better listen to me, cousin-- |
| 00:53:35 |
She's coming in now. |
| 00:53:42 |
- Bonsoir, Vic. |
| 00:53:44 |
Mr. Toledo, Mr. Vancouver. |
| 00:53:46 |
What's happening? |
| 00:53:49 |
You can show us to my usual table. |
| 00:53:51 |
How about something near the floor? |
| 00:53:54 |
No, thank you. |
| 00:54:02 |
Is something wrong? |
| 00:54:04 |
It is Mr. Douvier's table, |
| 00:54:07 |
No, it really ain't, love, but if |
| 00:54:10 |
why don't you give him a call? |
| 00:54:12 |
I wouldn't want you to get in trouble |
| 00:54:14 |
- He ain't my boss. |
| 00:54:16 |
Then why you paying him |
| 00:54:18 |
- That ain't cool, baby. |
| 00:54:31 |
Where we going? |
| 00:54:32 |
We don't want to be obvious. We've got |
| 00:54:35 |
in disguise, |
| 00:55:39 |
Get up here. |
| 00:55:43 |
- It's a bakery. |
| 00:55:46 |
Come on. At least |
| 00:55:50 |
This time I'm going to stand |
| 00:55:52 |
What good would that do? |
| 00:55:54 |
- Because I'm taller than you, you fool. |
| 00:55:58 |
Make a cradle. |
| 00:56:03 |
Get rid of that. |
| 00:56:46 |
I can't reach it. |
| 00:56:48 |
You'll have to find something |
| 00:57:09 |
All right! Let me see some, baby. |
| 00:57:12 |
Do it, baby. |
| 00:57:21 |
Let me go! |
| 00:57:25 |
- Can you reach it? |
| 00:57:44 |
- Hey, are you okay? |
| 00:57:46 |
- You know something? You're terrific. |
| 00:57:48 |
You're terrific. You saved my life. |
| 00:57:52 |
- Where? |
| 00:57:54 |
- Let's go. Come on. |
| 00:58:10 |
-Come with me before the killers see us. |
| 00:58:13 |
- I'll tell you at my apartment. |
| 00:58:15 |
My apartment. |
| 00:58:35 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:58:37 |
And mine, too. |
| 00:58:39 |
I'm soaked to the skin. |
| 00:58:41 |
Yes, I have received |
| 00:58:51 |
Get out of those wet clothes before |
| 00:58:54 |
Yes. What shall I do with my coat? |
| 00:58:58 |
Just put it down anywhere. |
| 00:59:07 |
Help yourself. |
| 00:59:08 |
I'm going to change. |
| 00:59:20 |
I'm gonna put on some music. |
| 00:59:31 |
- You know, it's strange. |
| 00:59:35 |
I say, it's strange. |
| 00:59:38 |
Yes, I know. |
| 00:59:40 |
- You mean, what is strange? |
| 00:59:44 |
It's strange... |
| 00:59:46 |
that I have never yet |
| 00:59:51 |
but I have the distinct impression |
| 00:59:56 |
It's called deja vu. |
| 00:59:59 |
Yeah, deja vu. |
| 01:00:01 |
You're welcome. |
| 01:00:03 |
- You okay? |
| 01:00:07 |
That feels good. |
| 01:00:10 |
It's not going to do you much good |
| 01:00:13 |
- What? |
| 01:00:15 |
Forgot about those. |
| 01:00:17 |
Look at me. |
| 01:00:18 |
Look at my hands. |
| 01:00:21 |
I can't stop shaking. |
| 01:00:24 |
You know what it is? |
| 01:00:28 |
- That's my first time, you know? |
| 01:00:32 |
When you have been killed as many times |
| 01:00:37 |
- Really? |
| 01:00:40 |
Yes, indeed. I'll put this here. |
| 01:00:43 |
- Cheers. |
| 01:00:46 |
- This is for you. |
| 01:00:50 |
- Then this must be yours. |
| 01:00:55 |
Yes. Anyway-- |
| 01:00:59 |
- You have nothing to fear. |
| 01:01:02 |
- No, you don't. |
| 01:01:05 |
No. You see, I am an officer |
| 01:01:10 |
- The "lew"? |
| 01:01:13 |
You said you are an officer |
| 01:01:17 |
That is correct. Yes, yes. |
| 01:01:23 |
What? |
| 01:01:25 |
You doubt me. |
| 01:01:27 |
No, I don't doubt you. |
| 01:01:31 |
- That's right. Why should you? |
| 01:01:34 |
Who were those men |
| 01:01:37 |
- Killers. |
| 01:01:39 |
- Because they work for Douvier. |
| 01:01:43 |
Everyone in France knows that name. |
| 01:01:46 |
Yes, of course. Douvier the |
| 01:01:50 |
But, how many people |
| 01:01:53 |
that Douvier the millionaire businessman |
| 01:01:58 |
How many? |
| 01:02:03 |
I suppose his mother, for one. |
| 01:02:05 |
Why do you suppose he wanted |
| 01:02:08 |
Elementary. |
| 01:02:15 |
- You all right? |
| 01:02:18 |
- I'm sorry about your robe. |
| 01:02:20 |
Tell me about this Douvier. |
| 01:02:24 |
I was his mistress and |
| 01:02:28 |
I know enough about Philippe to send him |
| 01:02:35 |
You keep talking about this Douvier. |
| 01:02:39 |
But who is Philippe? |
| 01:02:42 |
- Philippe Douvier. |
| 01:02:45 |
Whose son? He has no son. |
| 01:02:47 |
- His brother then? |
| 01:02:49 |
- Then it has to be his father. |
| 01:02:51 |
Now we're getting somewhere. |
| 01:02:53 |
- No one. He died of natural causes. |
| 01:02:57 |
I want to see some identification. |
| 01:03:01 |
Right now. |
| 01:03:05 |
If you're not a policeman, then I |
| 01:03:12 |
- Can you keep a secret? |
| 01:03:17 |
Brace yourself for what |
| 01:03:21 |
I am none other... |
| 01:03:25 |
then Staff lnspector |
| 01:03:28 |
No, you're not. |
| 01:03:30 |
- Yes, I am. |
| 01:03:34 |
I am. |
| 01:03:35 |
You're not. |
| 01:03:41 |
Yes, you are. |
| 01:03:44 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:03:46 |
I admit it's not |
| 01:03:48 |
But I saw your funeral on television. |
| 01:03:51 |
Yes. Yes. |
| 01:03:53 |
Even the pope was there. |
| 01:03:56 |
But if you're not dead, who's dead? |
| 01:04:01 |
A wandering transvestite |
| 01:04:04 |
and stole my clothes at gunpoint. |
| 01:04:06 |
I have been working under the covers |
| 01:04:10 |
- The killer's Douvier! |
| 01:04:13 |
He wanted to impress the godfather. |
| 01:04:16 |
What? You mean Douvier killed |
| 01:04:20 |
just to impress his godfather? |
| 01:04:24 |
The man's unthinkable. |
| 01:04:26 |
The door. |
| 01:04:27 |
- What's wrong with it? |
| 01:04:56 |
Hurry. |
| 01:04:59 |
- I wonder whose apartment this is. |
| 01:05:04 |
The other one's probably upstairs |
| 01:05:07 |
How do you know there's another one? |
| 01:05:09 |
Because assassins always travel |
| 01:05:12 |
Do you know what |
| 01:05:14 |
The Gannet Transaction? What is that? |
| 01:05:17 |
It's a code name for |
| 01:05:21 |
50 million francs? |
| 01:05:23 |
Philippe's going to Hong Kong on Tuesday |
| 01:05:26 |
Hong Kong. |
| 01:05:27 |
I don't know how it fits in, |
| 01:05:38 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:05:43 |
- I know why this place looks familiar. |
| 01:05:45 |
Chief lnspector Dreyfus lives here. |
| 01:05:52 |
I think he has received a faint. |
| 01:05:56 |
Wake up, Chief lnspector. |
| 01:05:59 |
Chief lnspector? |
| 01:06:01 |
Hello? Are you in there, |
| 01:06:05 |
Hello? |
| 01:06:07 |
There's no reply. |
| 01:06:10 |
We will have to go to Hong Kong |
| 01:06:12 |
- We? |
| 01:06:14 |
You, I and Cato, |
| 01:06:17 |
Not me. I am not going to Hong Kong. |
| 01:06:20 |
Are you kidding? |
| 01:06:22 |
Not if he doesn't recognize you. |
| 01:06:25 |
Why not? |
| 01:06:27 |
We will leave that |
| 01:06:32 |
The great Balls? |
| 01:06:36 |
At your service! |
| 01:06:39 |
Please forgive the condition |
| 01:06:41 |
but as the lnspector knows-- |
| 01:06:44 |
- Chief lnspector knows-- |
| 01:06:48 |
So sorry. I beg your pardon. |
| 01:06:50 |
But as the Chief lnspector knows, |
| 01:06:54 |
Sounds like you still are. |
| 01:06:55 |
Almost all my collection |
| 01:06:59 |
Starting Monday, |
| 01:07:03 |
You could call it |
| 01:07:05 |
A catchy suggestion. |
| 01:07:07 |
Very good. |
| 01:07:10 |
Cunny! |
| 01:07:17 |
I can't tell you how good it is |
| 01:07:21 |
It has been my privilege |
| 01:07:24 |
the Chief lnspector, |
| 01:07:27 |
Thirteen, to be precise. |
| 01:07:30 |
And his reported demise |
| 01:07:34 |
Something's coming. |
| 01:07:36 |
Yes, Cunny, you are not dreaming. |
| 01:07:39 |
Our friend, our customer, |
| 01:07:43 |
Hello, Cunny. |
| 01:07:46 |
Now, how can I serve you? |
| 01:07:49 |
Through wind and mud, |
| 01:07:52 |
whether long or short, |
| 01:07:56 |
that when duty calls... |
| 01:07:59 |
you've got Balls. |
| 01:08:04 |
I gotta sit down. |
| 01:08:06 |
Yes, of course. Cunny! Quick. |
| 01:08:08 |
Please, please, please. |
| 01:08:10 |
Come along. That's right. |
| 01:08:12 |
- Sit. Come, come, come. Sit, sit. |
| 01:08:16 |
There has been no time |
| 01:08:19 |
Believe me, since the blast, |
| 01:08:22 |
Please sit. |
| 01:08:24 |
Matter of fact, |
| 01:08:29 |
Chief lnspector? |
| 01:08:31 |
I'm leaving for Hong Kong |
| 01:08:34 |
Hong Kong? |
| 01:08:35 |
Could you pick me up |
| 01:08:39 |
My dear Auguste, |
| 01:08:43 |
Also, I will need something |
| 01:08:48 |
Doctor, please, you must help me. |
| 01:08:50 |
Is Clouseau real... |
| 01:08:52 |
or am I going mad again? |
| 01:08:54 |
- What do you think? |
| 01:08:57 |
If that nincompoop is really alive... |
| 01:09:00 |
and the things I heard are true, |
| 01:09:04 |
for rounding up |
| 01:09:07 |
and I'll be a laughingstock. |
| 01:09:10 |
That sounds reasonable. |
| 01:09:14 |
What choice do I have? |
| 01:09:16 |
I either commit myself and come back |
| 01:09:21 |
or... |
| 01:09:24 |
I go to Hong Kong. |
| 01:09:56 |
- I don't think I can do this. |
| 01:10:00 |
Just think yellow and follow me. |
| 01:10:33 |
"Mr. and Mrs. Low Key." |
| 01:10:39 |
You stupid lunk! What the hell |
| 01:10:42 |
Absolutely ruined my suit! |
| 01:10:44 |
Why the hell don't you look |
| 01:10:48 |
I'm Mr. Algo. When Mr. Scallini arrives, |
| 01:10:52 |
Certainly, Mr. Algo. |
| 01:10:55 |
Who is gonna pay for my suit? |
| 01:10:59 |
See that man there? |
| 01:11:01 |
That's Guy Algo, |
| 01:11:04 |
This Scallini must be Mr. Big |
| 01:11:08 |
Listen, we'll go up to the room. |
| 01:11:10 |
You stay here ten minutes, |
| 01:11:13 |
- Algo. |
| 01:11:16 |
That Mr. You-Know-Who has arrived, |
| 01:11:19 |
- Mr. You-Know-Who? |
| 01:11:24 |
Come, Ming Loy. |
| 01:12:06 |
You got a reservation for Scallini? |
| 01:12:15 |
Page Mr. Algo in the bar. |
| 01:12:41 |
- What do you think you're doing? |
| 01:14:15 |
You heard what I said to him? |
| 01:14:19 |
"Cochon." |
| 01:14:20 |
That means pig. |
| 01:14:22 |
I tell Mr. Scallini you're here. |
| 01:14:34 |
- Listen, boss-- |
| 01:14:36 |
Where is he? |
| 01:14:37 |
In the bathroom getting into |
| 01:14:39 |
Algo's in the next room. Scallini's |
| 01:14:42 |
- Marvelous. |
| 01:14:45 |
Maybe I can reach him |
| 01:14:47 |
- What are you going to do? |
| 01:15:15 |
- Ice? |
| 01:15:21 |
- Soda? |
| 01:15:28 |
I hope it's not too strong. |
| 01:15:31 |
I'm sure it will be fine. |
| 01:15:38 |
Hey! Mama Mia. |
| 01:15:41 |
Spaghettini du AI Pacino! |
| 01:15:44 |
Carlo, Cato and me got a little business |
| 01:15:49 |
We won't be long. |
| 01:15:54 |
Viva Zapata! |
| 01:15:59 |
- Where is she? |
| 01:16:07 |
Get out-- |
| 01:16:10 |
Hello, Mr. Marchione. |
| 01:16:11 |
- Hey. Come on in. |
| 01:16:15 |
- Thank you very much. |
| 01:16:17 |
No, nothing, thank you. |
| 01:16:19 |
It's Simone. |
| 01:16:21 |
You have a good memory. |
| 01:16:23 |
I never forget a pretty face. |
| 01:16:26 |
Boss, this is Simone. |
| 01:16:30 |
Secretary. How do you do, |
| 01:16:33 |
We never met before. |
| 01:16:37 |
- That's a nice hand. |
| 01:16:41 |
- You type, too. |
| 01:16:43 |
I may faint. |
| 01:16:45 |
Mr. Douvier has asked me to apologize. |
| 01:16:49 |
If you like, I'd be happy |
| 01:16:51 |
If I like? |
| 01:16:54 |
To the Gannet Transaction. |
| 01:17:03 |
Shall I tell Douvier |
| 01:17:08 |
Don't forget the money. |
| 01:17:20 |
What? |
| 01:17:21 |
Throat! Back! |
| 01:17:25 |
Choking! |
| 01:17:27 |
You want me to hit you on the back. |
| 01:17:51 |
We're on our way. |
| 01:17:54 |
- Mr. Douvier will meet us in the lobby. |
| 01:17:57 |
- Is that it? |
| 01:17:59 |
50 million francs and no bodyguard? |
| 01:18:01 |
Listen, buddy, I take care of my body, |
| 01:18:05 |
You know what I'm driving at? |
| 01:18:15 |
I'll buy some cigarettes, huh? |
| 01:18:17 |
Yeah, smoke a few. When Douvier shows, |
| 01:18:21 |
Right. |
| 01:19:16 |
Be right with you. |
| 01:19:50 |
What the hell is going on here? |
| 01:20:09 |
Lee Kee shipyards. |
| 01:20:17 |
- Where'd he go? |
| 01:20:41 |
My cart! |
| 01:20:43 |
You see this? I can tell by |
| 01:20:46 |
See how long this is? |
| 01:20:48 |
Keep watching. |
| 01:20:54 |
- Hello. |
| 01:20:57 |
It was Douvier! |
| 01:20:59 |
The doorman heard him tell the driver |
| 01:21:04 |
Something is caccuzza around here. |
| 01:21:09 |
Your boss and a couple boys |
| 01:21:12 |
Really? I wonder why they did that? |
| 01:21:14 |
You got me. |
| 01:21:17 |
Yes. Okay, I understand. |
| 01:21:23 |
Douvier left the hotel |
| 01:21:25 |
He was with two men. He told the driver |
| 01:21:30 |
I'm sure it was that nincompoop. |
| 01:21:37 |
I'm sure Mr. Douvier didn't intend |
| 01:21:39 |
- We'll see. |
| 01:21:42 |
If you leave, |
| 01:21:44 |
Stop worrying. |
| 01:21:53 |
What about this Lee Kee shipyard? |
| 01:21:56 |
Perfectly legitimate |
| 01:21:58 |
They build a line of |
| 01:22:01 |
Maybe Mr. Douvier |
| 01:22:11 |
Lee Kee shipyards? |
| 01:22:13 |
Yeah, that's what |
| 01:22:33 |
Move it! |
| 01:22:40 |
Come along! |
| 01:24:24 |
This is Mr. Chow, |
| 01:24:27 |
- Mr. Scallini. |
| 01:24:30 |
- You remember Mr. Algo. Shall we go? |
| 01:24:33 |
After you launch the boat, |
| 01:24:35 |
You can sign the ownership papers. |
| 01:24:38 |
Above the board. Good, good. |
| 01:24:41 |
- Where is it? You know-- |
| 01:24:45 |
No. I was told. |
| 01:24:50 |
- In the keel. |
| 01:24:55 |
All you have to do is sail her |
| 01:24:58 |
haul her out of the water, |
| 01:25:01 |
and voila, 40 kilos |
| 01:25:04 |
your experts have ever tested. |
| 01:25:07 |
I'll tell you, it better hell be |
| 01:25:10 |
'cause my experts |
| 01:25:13 |
- We have faith in our merchandise. |
| 01:25:16 |
All right. Now, would you like |
| 01:25:19 |
I would be delighted. |
| 01:25:38 |
September. A good month for the vintage. |
| 01:25:46 |
Congratulations! |
| 01:26:02 |
He must be a cop! |
| 01:26:06 |
Hey, boss! |
| 01:26:16 |
Look out, you are an idiot! |
| 01:26:22 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:27:24 |
Jesus Christ! |
| 01:27:30 |
You crumb! |
| 01:27:39 |
Get back here, you slob! |
| 01:27:45 |
It's me! |
| 01:27:47 |
I know! |
| 01:28:01 |
Wait! |
| 01:28:24 |
Hey, cancel the artillery! |
| 01:28:34 |
I don't care! Get out of my way! |
| 01:28:37 |
- Al, where are you? |
| 01:28:42 |
Wherever you are, |
| 01:28:46 |
I'm warning you |
| 01:28:48 |
I will arrest you all |
| 01:28:57 |
You and your bright ideas. |
| 01:29:00 |
Clouseau? |
| 01:29:03 |
Yes? |
| 01:29:05 |
- Are you wounded? |
| 01:29:08 |
Fortunately I was saved |
| 01:29:11 |
So what we need is more light. |
| 01:29:19 |
Look what you did to my shoes! |
| 01:29:54 |
Hello, Philippe. |
| 01:29:56 |
Simone, what the hell |
| 01:29:59 |
I'm waiting for the firecrackers |
| 01:30:01 |
- What firecrackers? |
| 01:32:28 |
Hello. |
| 01:32:32 |
I had some important police business |
| 01:32:36 |
- Everything's all right? |
| 01:32:39 |
Allow me to let you in the car. |
| 01:32:41 |
Please. |
| 01:32:43 |
- It's beautiful. |
| 01:32:46 |
I call it the Silver Hornet. |
| 01:32:57 |
Yes. |
| 01:33:00 |
It's a little overdue for service, |
| 01:33:07 |
Perhaps it's better |
| 01:33:11 |
It's a beautiful night. |
| 01:33:13 |
What an excellent idea. |
| 01:33:16 |
- I'm sorry about that. |
| 01:33:19 |
You look ravishing tonight. |
| 01:33:21 |
- Yes, I know that. |
| 01:33:24 |
I knew that you knew that. |
| 01:33:26 |
You did? I knew you knew |
| 01:33:28 |
What made you decide |
| 01:33:30 |
It's not something one decides |
| 01:33:34 |
But in my case, it began |
| 01:33:38 |
and held for ransom |
| 01:33:42 |
An Armenian phrenologist? |
| 01:33:45 |
Yes, you know. A man who reads |
| 01:33:49 |
- The "bimps"? |
