Risky Business

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00:01:38 The dream is always the same.
00:01:41 Instead of going home,
00:01:54 I ring, but nobody answers.
00:01:57 The door is open, so I go inside.
00:02:02 I look around,
00:02:13 Then I hear the shower running.
00:02:16 So, I go upstairs to see what's what.
00:02:39 Then I see her.
00:02:42 This... girl!
00:02:44 This incredible girl!
00:02:47 I don't know why she's there
00:02:51 ...but it's a dream, so I go with it.
00:02:55 "Who's there?" she says.
00:02:58 "Joel," I say.
00:03:00 "What are you doing here?"
00:03:01 "I don't know.
00:03:04 "What are you doing here?"
00:03:06 "I'm taking a shower," she says.
00:03:09 Then I give her...
00:03:11 ..."Do you want me to go?"
00:03:14 "No," she says.
00:03:16 "I want you to wash my back."
00:03:20 I'm getting enthusiastic about this dream.
00:03:25 So, I go to her, but she's hard
00:03:29 I keep losing her.
00:03:42 Finally, I get to the door...
00:03:48 ...and I find myself in a room full
00:03:54 I'm over three hours late!
00:03:56 I've got two minutes
00:04:03 I've just made a terrible mistake.
00:04:06 I'll never get to college.
00:04:08 My life is ruined.
00:04:14 Here's the game: Five-card draw
00:04:19 Pass two to the right, one to the left...
00:04:26 What happened?
00:04:29 Last night?
00:04:31 That's right, with Kessler.
00:04:34 She was babysitting down the street.
00:04:36 We know that!
00:04:38 So, I went over there.
00:04:41 She was giving the kid a bath
00:04:45 All of her clothes were drying upstairs.
00:04:51 So, she plops down on the kitchen floor...
00:04:55 ...she looks up at me and says...
00:04:58 ..."I think I'm in the mood."
00:05:00 She said that?
00:05:03 What did you say?
00:05:06 I didn't have to say anything.
00:05:08 What did you do?
00:05:11 What do you think I did?
00:05:13 I think you got the hell out of there,
00:05:20 I disagree.
00:05:22 Did you have your bike there?
00:05:26 I think you jumped on your bike,
00:05:32 That's what you think, right?
00:05:34 With Kessler sitting on the floor like that,
00:05:44 No guts, Goodson.
00:05:46 The problem was I just wasn't attracted
00:05:48 That should never stop you.
00:05:50 She seemed too big.
00:05:51 It could've worked out.
00:05:53 I thought I'd get into trouble.
00:05:55 Sometimes you have to say,
00:06:01 That's easy for you to say.
00:06:04 You're all set.
00:06:08 Me, I don't want to make a mistake,
00:06:14 Joel, let me tell you something.
00:06:19 Every now and then, say, "What the fuck."
00:06:23 "What the fuck," gives you freedom.
00:06:26 Freedom brings opportunity.
00:06:29 Opportunity makes your future.
00:06:35 Be right there.
00:06:42 So, your folks are going out of town?
00:06:47 Tomorrow.
00:06:49 You've got the place all to yourself?
00:06:54 Yeah?
00:06:56 "What the fuck."
00:07:03 If you can't say it...
00:07:05 ...you can't do it.
00:07:16 Joel, did you get your SAT scores?
00:07:22 How did you do?
00:07:24 597: Math, 560: Verbal.
00:07:28 If you wanted to,
00:07:30 - I guess so.
00:07:32 Joel, I want to show you something.
00:07:35 Honey, did you pack my Mace?
00:07:36 Yes, in your cosmetic case.
00:07:43 Joel, do you hear something odd?
00:07:46 Something unpleasant?
00:07:47 No.
00:07:49 A preponderance of bass, perhaps?
00:07:53 No.
00:07:54 Is this the way I left the equalizer?
00:07:57 No.
00:07:59 This is not a toy for you and your friends.
00:08:04 If you can't use it properly,
00:08:09 My house, my rules.
00:08:16 Joel, I spoke to Bill Rutherford.
00:08:18 He interviews for Princeton.
00:08:20 I'll never get into Princeton!
00:08:22 I already arranged an interview.
00:08:24 Friday night, the 4th, at our house.
00:08:26 Jesus, Dad!
00:08:29 Tell him about your involvement
00:08:32 They like that.
00:08:36 There's $50 for food,
00:08:38 ...another $50 for emergencies
00:08:41 Don't forget to water the plants
00:08:45 I made a list, it's on the refrigerator door.
00:08:47 Dad, should I start your car?
00:08:48 The car will be fine, Joel.
00:08:50 For the battery, I mean.
00:08:51 Please, you're not to use my car.
00:08:54 - Use the station wagon.
00:08:57 Do we understand each other?
00:08:59 Okay!
00:09:02 As far as the house is concerned,
00:09:05 We trust you.
00:09:07 Have a great time.
00:09:09 Be good.
00:09:10 We will, honey. You too.
00:10:03 "Just take those old records off the shelf
00:10:07 "I sit and listen to them by myself
00:10:11 "Today's music ain't got the same soul
00:10:14 "I like that old time rock and roll!
00:10:18 "Don't try to take me to a disco
00:10:22 "You'll never even get me out on the floor
00:10:26 "In ten minutes I'll be late for the door
00:10:29 "I like that old time rock and roll!
00:10:33 "Still like that old time rock and roll!
00:10:37 "That kind of music just soothes the soul
00:10:40 "I reminisce about the days of old
00:10:44 "With that old time rock and roll!"
00:11:09 Guess what?
00:11:10 Dalby got into Harvard.
00:11:13 He must have aced his Boards.
00:11:15 780: Verbal.
00:11:16 765: Math!
00:11:18 Shit!
00:11:19 Do you know what a Harvard MBA makes,
00:11:22 $40,000.
00:11:23 My cousin went into dermatology.
00:11:27 Just for squeezing zits?
00:11:29 Why don't you try it, Barry?
00:11:33 Thank you, you're very kind.
00:11:35 Listen, you guys.
00:11:37 Doesn't anyone want
00:11:39 Or do we just want to make money?
00:11:42 Make money.
00:11:44 Just make money.
00:11:46 Make a lot of money.
00:11:47 What about you, Joel?
00:11:51 Serve my fellow mankind.
00:11:59 Profit motive.
00:12:02 Competition.
00:12:05 Free enterprise.
00:12:07 Is there any company
00:12:11 We're falling far behind.
00:12:12 You haven't exactly been helping.
00:12:14 You wanted to be
00:12:15 Bullshit! Every sales manager I know
00:12:19 Yeah? Who?
00:12:20 Everyone! Just help me
00:12:22 I can't! I'm too busy
00:12:24 How can you be busy
00:12:26 I haven't given you the product yet!
00:12:28 Barry, just bring the goddamn thing
00:12:31 I only did this because I thought
00:12:40 Hi, Glenn. What's up?
00:12:42 - I heard your parents were away.
00:12:46 I thought maybe I could borrow a room?
00:12:50 Barry is here and we're working.
00:12:52 We won't bother you.
00:12:54 We don't have anywhere to go.
00:12:56 You know how it is.
00:12:59 Sure. Take my room.
00:13:02 Thanks, Joel.
00:13:08 Ready?
00:13:10 The "Memo-Minder"!
00:13:13 Here's how it works.
00:13:13 A call comes in for your mom,
00:13:18 You write the message down here,
00:13:23 Now, a call for your dad comes in
00:13:27 You're gonna get your ass kicked in
00:13:30 So, what do you do?
00:13:31 Write the message down there,
00:13:37 $1.86 in parts, sell it for $9.95
00:13:47 I can't concentrate with this.
00:13:49 This is really annoying.
00:13:52 It's ridiculous!
00:13:56 I'm out of here.
00:14:05 Lock the door when you leave, Glenn.
00:14:11 If you read me, grunt twice!
00:14:17 Thank you!
00:14:53 I can't believe Glenn bringing
00:14:56 Why?
00:14:57 Because he boffed Hendricks last week!
00:15:00 He did?
00:15:01 Yes! And after the game on Saturday,
00:15:04 - Barry?
00:15:06 Boffing and fucking are the same thing.
00:15:09 They are?
00:15:12 Yes. What did you think it was?
00:15:15 I thought it was something else.
00:15:17 You're sure on this?
00:15:20 I'm positive.
00:15:24 Shit!
00:15:35 Sublime breasts.
00:15:37 They're what kind of breasts?
00:15:39 Sublime breasts!
00:15:44 A couple of boys in daddy's car.
00:15:47 Do you want to race?
00:15:55 Hit it.
00:16:17 Okay. Good.
00:16:19 You've done the old man's car bit.
00:16:24 Now, try this on for size.
00:16:29 "The Leather Castle.
00:16:31 "Chicago's finest dominants
00:16:35 "Fully equipped dungeons.
00:16:40 It sounds great, Miles.
00:16:42 Here's one!
00:16:43 "My daddy used to spank my bare bottom.
00:16:48 "Now he's gone. Will you take his place?
00:16:51 "Call Misty."
00:16:52 Come on, Joel. You've got to
00:16:56 They come to your house!
00:16:57 "Countess Angelique seeks
00:17:02 This is it!
00:17:04 "For a good time in the privacy
00:17:08 "555-4875."
00:17:11 Succinct, to the point,
00:17:18 If you want to call, call for yourself.
00:17:22 A good time, Joel!
00:17:25 In the privacy of your own home!
00:17:27 What else can you ask for?
00:17:30 I'll make my own calls, thank you.
00:17:33 Then...
00:17:35 ...call!
00:17:36 Forget it!
00:17:41 Forget it!
00:17:42 All right!
00:17:44 I'm calling.
00:17:47 You're calling?
00:17:49 Someday you'll thank me for this.
00:17:51 You'd better not mention me.
00:17:54 It's her answering machine.
00:17:57 Hi, Jackie, this is Joel Goodson,
00:18:00 I'd like a good time in my home tonight.
00:18:09 That was really cute.
00:18:11 Now, give me the number
00:18:13 Number? There's no number?
00:18:17 Give me the number, damn it!
00:18:21 There's no number.
00:18:25 You're an asshole!
00:18:26 Gotta go. Catch you later.
00:18:33 Shithead!
00:19:39 Oh, God!
00:19:56 Hello, Joel. I'm Jackie. How are you?
00:20:02 Nice to meet you, Jackie. I'm not Joel.
00:20:04 Joel stepped out for a moment.
00:20:08 I'll go call him.
00:20:17 Holy shit!
00:20:21 Dalby, get your ass over here!
00:20:24 I'm playing cards, Joel!
00:20:26 Just get over here!
00:20:27 Is she there?
00:20:29 Yes, she is here,
00:20:32 She's not waiting for me,
00:20:35 Are you coming?
00:20:37 No! I'm playing cards!
00:20:40 You're not coming?
00:20:44 Get over here, Dalby!
00:20:59 Look, I'm sorry about
00:21:03 Joel, be a courageous person.
00:21:06 That way, you see, I can call a cab.
00:21:09 Again, I'm really sorry.
00:21:11 As long as we come to an arrangement,
00:21:15 I mean, when you put
00:21:18 ...you gotta get what you wanted
00:21:21 When you buy a TV,
00:21:26 I know we could get along
00:21:28 It's your hard-earned money, right?
00:21:31 This way, we make an arrangement
00:21:35 You had carfare.
00:21:36 A long ride. I don't ever come out this far.
00:21:40 And your time.
00:21:41 My time, my effort,
00:21:44 Thank you.
00:21:45 $75.
00:21:48 Fair enough.
00:21:49 Joel, I'm going to give you a number.
00:21:52 You ask for Lana.
00:21:55 - It's what you want.
00:21:59 It's what every white boy
00:22:32 All right, Goodson,
00:22:35 What's that?
00:22:37 I think someone's out there.
00:22:46 Joel, the house is surrounded.
00:22:49 Do exactly as we say,
00:22:52 Oh, shit!
00:22:53 Get off the babysitter! Put on your
00:23:05 Please, Joel, do as they say!
00:23:08 Get off the babysitter!
00:23:10 Don't throw your life away like this.
00:23:14 Listen, you goddamn punk, you'll never
00:23:20 You got that? No future!
00:23:22 Who is that?
00:23:24 My father!
00:24:20 Hello? Lana?
00:24:23 Yes?
00:24:25 Hi.
00:24:38 I'm a nice guy,
00:24:41 Fine. Where are you?
00:24:45 Where do you live?
00:24:51 Glencoe.
00:24:53 What's your name?
00:24:59 Ralph.
00:25:01 Ralph, can I have the address?
00:25:10 345...
00:25:13 ...Remson.
00:25:15 Ralph?
00:25:19 I'll see you tonight.
00:26:57 Are you ready for me, Ralph?
00:28:53 This is a beautiful place, Ralph.
00:28:57 It's my folks', actually.
00:28:59 Do you know what it's worth?
00:29:03 A lot, probably.
00:29:05 Oh, yeah! Real estate?
00:29:07 It's fabulous!
00:29:09 Look, Lana... my name really isn't Ralph.
00:29:15 It's Joel.
00:29:18 I need $300... Joel.
00:29:22 You're kidding?
00:29:24 No, I don't believe I am.
00:29:25 Can I send it to you?
00:29:30 Can you send it to me, Joel?
00:29:32 I just don't have that much here
00:29:36 How much do you have?
00:29:38 - I have $50.
00:29:41 What are we going to do about this?
00:29:49 I have a bond at the bank I could cash...
00:29:51 I'm not good at waiting for people.
00:29:54 I'll be quick.
00:29:56 Give it a try.
00:30:36 I'm back!
00:30:49 I'm here for you.
00:31:11 How could she? It's so stupid!
00:31:13 Tell your mother it broke!
00:31:14 That egg is worth a lot more than $300!
00:31:18 What are you going to do?
00:31:20 I'm gonna get it back,
00:31:23 Are you going to help?
00:31:23 Sure. When?
00:31:26 Right now!
00:31:27 I can't do it right now!
00:31:31 Hey, "Mr. What-The-Fuck"...
00:31:33 ...what about "exploring
00:31:35 Or was that just bullshit?
00:31:37 That was just bullshit, Joel.
00:31:41 I'm surprised you listened to me.
00:31:48 Are you coming?
00:31:58 How can you even tell if she'll be here?
00:32:02 I called Jackie and she said to try here.
00:32:06 Great idea. Where else could
00:32:12 She's here!
00:32:14 Where?
00:32:16 The blue dress... those legs...
00:32:20 That's her.
00:32:21 She's fantastic!
00:32:32 She's looking right at us!
00:32:43 She knows we're here.
00:32:54 That's it?
00:32:56 That's it, Joel?
00:33:01 I can't believe we came
00:33:05 At least she knows we're on to her, Miles.
00:33:07 Yeah, she must be terrified.
00:33:09 Joel!
00:33:14 Is this your car?
00:33:16 Maybe.
00:33:19 Could we talk a minute?
00:33:21 Okay.
00:33:23 Let's talk!
00:33:25 Okay. In the car, all right? It's freezing.
00:33:38 Will you do me a favor?
00:33:41 You want me to do you a favor?
00:33:43 I just need a lift.
00:33:44 Look, I want my egg back!
00:33:49 Get out of the car!
00:33:50 Joel, better get moving.
00:33:51 I want my egg back!
00:33:53 You got it, all right? Just start driving!
00:33:55 When?
00:33:56 - Now!
00:33:58 When do I get it back?
00:33:59 Start driving!
00:34:01 Open the door!
00:34:03 Hey, buster!
00:34:05 Fuck! Will you just...
00:34:06 - Get off the car!
00:34:08 Start driving, now!
00:34:11 Why don't you start the car, Joel?
00:34:14 Fuck! Get out of here!
00:34:15 Start the goddamn car, Joel!
00:34:17 Lana, open the door.
00:34:21 Where are you going? Lana!
00:34:23 Get out, or I'll kill you!
00:34:35 Who was that guy?
00:34:37 My manager.
00:34:39 He gets a little crazy sometimes.
00:34:42 This is my friend, Miles.
00:34:46 Do you like excitement, Miles?
00:34:49 Love it.
00:35:07 Okay, where do you want to go?
00:35:09 I don't know, Joel.
00:35:12 Tell me this:
00:35:14 Am I going in the right direction?
00:35:18 Oh, shit! Here he comes!
00:35:20 Here who comes?
00:35:22 That manager guy?
00:35:27 Hey, Guido!
00:35:29 Big man, Guido!
00:35:31 Big man with a gun!
00:35:33 What are you going to do?
00:35:34 Shoot us all? Stupid!
00:35:40 This guy Guido...
00:35:42 ...he's a "manager"?
00:35:45 Or a pimp?
00:35:46 Now, that's quick, Joel.
00:35:48 Have you always been this quick,
00:35:51 I don't believe this!
00:35:53 I have a trig. Mid-term tomorrow...
00:35:54 ...and I'm being chased by Guido,
00:36:21 Miles?
00:36:24 I think I can take him.
00:36:25 What are you talking...
00:36:55 I'm really not enjoying this.
00:37:17 I think I'm going to throw up.
00:37:28 I think I'm going to throw up on you, Joel!
00:37:51 Porsche...
00:37:53 ...there is no substitute.
00:37:57 Fuck you.
00:38:03 Hi, dear. It's Mother.
00:38:05 How are you?
00:38:06 Just checking in to say hello,
00:38:08 ...and give you our flight information.
00:38:12 Wait a minute. Let me write this down.
00:38:16 Saturday, United, Flight 162 at 3:30.
00:38:21 That's right. How's everything else?
00:38:26 It never seems to go as far
00:38:30 Yes, I know.
00:38:32 I'm learning, Mom.
00:38:36 How is Aunt Tudi?
00:38:41 I will.
00:38:44 See you then, bye.
00:38:48 Your folks?
00:38:50 So, how are they?
00:38:52 Oh, they're just great.
00:38:54 How about Aunt Tudi?
00:38:55 Her hip is much better.
00:39:03 You were telling me about Guido.
00:39:05 I quit Guido.
00:39:09 How come?
00:39:15 He thought he owned me.
00:39:18 Nobody owns me.
00:39:23 The problem is, I owe him for clothes
00:39:27 You were in the hospital?
00:39:30 I had this...
00:39:32 ...pain in my chest.
00:39:33 I thought it was a heart condition.
00:39:37 What was it?
00:39:39 The doctor said nerves.
00:39:41 Nice service.
00:39:43 Reed & Barton.
00:39:47 Thank you for breakfast. It was good.
00:39:52 I'm going to school now.
00:39:59 I'll have to ask you to leave.
00:40:04 I'm sorry.
00:40:06 You won't let me stay?
00:40:09 No, I have to go to school.
00:40:15 I'm really sorry.
00:40:21 No, I'm sorry.
00:40:28 I'll be right back.
00:40:32 You guys go ahead without me.
00:40:35 She's still here?
00:40:36 She won't leave.
00:40:41 She won't leave.
00:40:47 Lana, look...
00:40:50 ...I just want my egg back.
00:40:54 I have a lot of work to do.
00:40:58 Did you have a good time last night?
00:41:03 You mean when we got back here?
00:41:06 I think you know what I mean.
00:41:14 I had a great time.
00:41:19 Don't tell me I owe you another $300.
00:41:24 Did I say you owe me anything?
00:41:28 No, you didn't.
00:41:29 I don't remember saying
00:41:37 What about my mother's egg?
00:41:40 You're the one who's going to college,
00:41:47 How much time do you need?
00:41:49 I need long enough
00:41:52 I have to figure out how
00:41:54 Guido has probably locked me
00:41:58 All right!
00:42:01 But will you do me a favor?
00:42:03 Anything, cookie.
00:42:06 Don't steal anything!
00:42:11 If I come back here,
00:42:15 ...l'm going straight to the police.
00:42:18 Joel, go to school. Go learn something.
00:42:35 May I see your pass, please!
00:42:39 I'm sure you've all read
00:42:42 ...so here's a little pop quiz to confirm it.
00:42:45 Will you put your books on the floor,
00:43:09 You didn't tell anyone, did you?
00:43:11 No. Glenn knows.
00:43:13 What about Barry?
00:43:14 He knows, too.
00:43:15 Don't tell anyone!
00:43:17 I won't! I won't!
00:43:28 Lab reports should be on my desk
00:43:32 I won't accept any that aren't typed.
00:43:49 Term papers are due on Friday.
00:43:51 They count for 50%
00:43:56 Damn it!
00:44:06 Hey, Miles, what's going on?
00:44:08 I'm waiting for Glenn.
00:44:09 Glenn? Where is he?
00:44:11 Inside.
00:44:12 In the house?
00:44:14 He wanted to meet her!
00:44:17 What are you doing?
00:44:19 I was inside.
00:44:20 I can see that.
00:44:24 You're home now.
00:44:26 Yeah, I live here, remember?
00:44:30 Glenn?
00:44:35 Tell me you didn't do anything with her.
00:44:37 Who, Lana?
00:44:38 Yeah, Lana.
00:44:40 Nothing.
00:44:41 I met her.
00:44:42 She's nice.
00:44:44 You're sure you didn't do anything?
00:44:46 Yeah, I swear.
00:44:48 You did it with her, didn't you, Glenn?
00:44:51 I did not do it with her, Joel!
00:45:00 Ask me about Vicki!
00:45:03 Who is Vicki?
00:45:04 Owe you one!
00:45:09 Are you Joel? Nice place you have here.
00:45:13 Where's Lana?
00:45:14 In the den.
00:45:16 I like your friend!
00:45:19 Get out! I'm not kidding!
00:45:21 What's your problem?
00:45:24 Just leave! Please!
00:45:27 Look, we're not ripping you off or anything.
00:45:33 What is this for?
00:45:35 Fifty goes to the house! You're the house!
00:45:39 I am not the house!
00:45:43 Just leave! I mean it!
00:45:46 He's mad, Vicki.
00:45:48 Already? I just got here!
00:45:50 I think he wants us to go.
00:45:52 Do you want us to go?
00:45:57 Thank you.
00:46:23 I don't want any problems.
00:46:25 Do you know what
00:46:27 I don't care!
00:46:31 I don't want to see you
00:46:34 Get in the car!
00:46:57 Excuse me.
00:47:00 What can I do for you?
00:47:02 Who are you?
00:47:09 Are you the kid I chased last night?
00:47:13 Is there something I can help you with?
00:47:16 You shouldn't drive like that.
00:47:18 People get hurt all the time.
00:47:21 Are you a smart kid?
00:47:24 You look like a smart kid.
00:47:26 I'm okay.
00:47:27 Where are the girls? Inside?
00:47:32 I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave.
00:47:39 The door is locked.
00:47:41 You're starting to give me a stomachache.
00:47:43 Good! I hope it hurts!
00:47:46 Are you going to open the door?
00:47:48 Guido, go home!
00:47:50 Shut your mouth!
00:47:52 Listen, maybe we don't work
00:47:56 Then who do you work for?
00:47:58 Who? If you don't work for me?
00:48:00 Maybe we work for Joel, now.
00:48:04 She's only kidding.
00:48:06 I hope so.
00:48:09 Joel, you look like a smart kid.
00:48:13 I'm going to tell you something
00:48:17 You're having fun now, right?
00:48:20 Right, Joel? The time of your life.
00:48:24 In a sluggish economy, never, ever fuck
00:48:30 If you're smart, like I hope you are...
00:48:36 ...you aren't going to make me
00:48:47 Thank you, Joel.
00:48:51 It's very decent of you.
00:48:53 Just as long as we understand each other.
00:48:55 One night, then you'll find another place
00:48:59 As soon as we get in touch with Tandy,
00:49:01 - Did you try her again?
00:49:04 And my mother's egg?
00:49:06 If I can get my stuff back, I can get the egg.
00:49:09 Then you'll leave?
00:49:11 Then we'll leave.
00:49:13 I don't know, Lana.
00:49:17 Clean, polite, quick.
00:49:19 I think there's a future here.
00:49:39 What are you studying?
00:49:42 It's a workshop...
00:49:44 ...on free enterprise.
00:49:52 We make a product,
00:49:58 Do you make a lot of money?
00:50:01 No. Not really.
00:50:05 No, but we...
00:50:08 ...get to compete with other
00:50:10 Actually, it's fucked!
00:50:13 I'm just kidding.
00:50:16 It's really quite competitive.
00:50:22 Do you ever get high, Joel?
00:50:25 Yeah. All the time.
00:50:27 You see, Vicki and I were thinking
00:50:31 Maybe going out
00:50:37 You want to come?
00:50:43 I could go for some ice cream right now.
00:50:58 Are you stoned?
00:50:59 No. I do not believe so.
00:51:04 I think you're really wasted!
00:51:06 This is not wasted, Barry.
00:51:09 This is definitely not wasted.
00:51:15 Barry?
00:51:20 - I'm a little wasted!
00:51:25 - Don't let me do anything stupid.
00:51:32 Want to take a walk?
00:51:40 How do you like living at home?
00:51:44 It's okay.
00:51:46 I'll be out next year.
00:51:47 I'll bet your folks are nice.
00:51:50 They're gone till Sunday?
00:51:52 Yeah.
00:51:54 Because, I was thinking...
00:51:57 I mean, after your friend came over...
00:51:58 ...I couldn't believe it!
00:52:00 A kid our age walks in with a $100!
00:52:03 Glenn.
00:52:05 Where did he get that kind of change?
00:52:08 I don't know.
00:52:10 He said he cashed a bond.
00:52:13 You people have a lot of bonds.
00:52:19 So, I was thinking...
00:52:22 ...if we ever got our friends together,
00:52:26 Yeah. You're right.
00:52:29 Do you want to do that?
00:52:31 Do what?
00:52:32 Get our friends together
00:52:37 No. I don't think so.
00:52:41 Make some money. Be a little enterpriser.
00:52:44 Future enterpriser.
00:52:47 Be whatever you want to be.
00:52:55 What if I said I'd be your girlfriend
00:52:59 No charge?
00:53:03 Hey, I'm not pushing you on the idea.
00:53:06 It's just that my mind keeps working
00:53:09 Nothing I can do about it.
00:53:25 You warm enough?
00:53:27 I'm okay.
00:53:34 How come you left home?
00:53:37 Why?
00:53:40 I was just wondering.
00:53:45 Because my step-father
00:53:50 What else do you want to know?
00:53:56 Do you have any brothers and sisters?
00:54:00 I have a brother.
00:54:02 What else?
00:54:04 If you don't want to talk...
00:54:06 No, no. Ask me anything.
00:54:07 I don't think you want to talk and it's okay.
00:54:09 No, I really want to talk to you.
00:54:15 What does he do?
00:54:17 He's in school.
00:54:21 How come you're not in school?
00:54:23 I'm not my brother.
00:54:31 I'm really trying to be friends with you.
00:54:33 But I'd appreciate it if you'd
00:54:37 ...while you're leaning on your
00:54:44 I'll see you around.
00:54:52 Was it something I said?
00:55:00 You locked the door!
00:55:04 Please! Stop! Stop! Stop!
00:55:22 Please stop! Please stop!
00:55:55 Thank you.
00:55:56 Thank you.
00:56:39 All right, everyone watch your feet!
00:56:58 Are you okay?
00:57:02 Do you want an aspirin?
00:57:08 Does your dad own a gun?
00:57:14 Who's the U-boat commander?
00:57:30 You're right. You are absolutely
00:57:34 I did not have a doctor's appointment.
00:57:36 But I will tell you exactly what happened.
00:57:39 "Unexcused." You see, Nurse Bolan...
00:57:41 ...lf you write "unexcused,"
00:57:44 It'll wreck my whole grade point average!
00:57:47 If you'd just stop and listen to me,
00:57:57 The truth is, my parents are away,
00:58:02 A call girl, actually.
00:58:06 Look, you're writing again!
00:58:08 This is not "unexcused"!
00:58:11 If you will just listen to me,
00:58:16 Why? Why won't you listen to me?
00:58:18 I had a doctor's appointment.
00:58:24 Excuse me.
00:58:26 It wasn't the girl, it was my father's car.
00:58:30 I put my father's car into Lake Michigan...
00:58:32 ...and I had to get it fixed.
00:58:36 Just give me a break.
00:58:42 Let me put it this way.
00:58:44 I have spent the last four years
00:58:52 I'm sorry.
00:58:53 I don't think I can leave until I get
00:59:03 What did he get?
00:59:05 Suspension, five days.
00:59:08 They kicked him out
00:59:09 Shit! They trashed his whole record!
00:59:12 What's he going to do about the car?
00:59:17 Are you okay, Joel?
00:59:21 I'm okay.
00:59:32 I need a bike.
00:59:34 He needs a bike.
00:59:35 - Glenn, can I borrow your bike?
00:59:38 Sure. Here, use mine.
01:02:03 It was great the way her mind worked:
01:02:06 No guilt, no doubts, no fear.
01:02:09 None of my specialties.
01:02:14 Just this shameless pursuit of immediate
01:02:19 What a capitalist!
01:02:23 She told me I could make more money
01:02:27 Enough to pay for my father's car.
01:02:30 She told me she'd be my girlfriend.
01:02:35 She told me a lot of things.
01:02:37 I believed them all.
01:02:39 So, she introduced me to her friends.
01:02:47 "Now when I was a young boy
01:02:51 "At the age of five
01:02:54 "My mother said I was going to be
01:02:57 "The greatest man alive
01:03:00 "But now I'm a man
01:03:04 "Way past twenty-one
01:03:07 "I want you to believe me, baby
01:03:10 "I have lots of fun
01:03:13 "I'm a man"
01:03:17 I introduced her to my friends.
01:03:27 We made Barry our treasurer.
01:03:32 Lana did production.
01:03:34 I concentrated on sales.
01:03:37 So, you took her out to dinner twice.
01:03:40 What did that cost you?
01:03:42 About $30.
01:03:43 With tip?
01:03:44 Okay, maybe $35.
01:03:46 Any movies?
01:03:48 Three movies.
01:03:49 $20.
01:03:51 Parking?
01:03:52 I park on the street.
01:03:54 Gas?
01:03:56 Maybe $6.
01:04:00 All right, Stan, you're in for roughly $60.
01:04:09 What happened?
01:04:12 She slept with Jacobsen.
01:04:18 That's all I'm saying.
01:04:21 "I can make love to you, woman
01:04:24 "In five minutes' time
01:04:28 "Ain't that a man?"
01:04:35 Do you know what he said... afterwards?
01:04:39 He said the lady had knowledge.
01:04:42 He was glad to get that knowledge.
01:04:44 Do you know why?
01:04:46 Why?
01:04:47 Because college girls can smell ignorance...
01:04:51 ...like dog shit.
01:04:53 I'll think about it.
01:04:55 Where are you going to school next year?
01:04:57 Wisconsin.
01:04:58 Wisconsin?
01:05:01 Big school.
01:05:21 All I'm saying is...
01:05:24 ...walk like a man.
01:05:52 Joel! This is a great party!
01:05:56 Are you having a good time?
01:06:06 Excellent idea, Joel! Really excellent.
01:06:15 Some of the girls are wearing
01:06:17 What's wrong with that?
01:06:19 I don't want to spend the rest
01:06:21 - Just talk to them, okay?
01:07:06 Is Howie Rifkin here?
01:07:08 You're on, honey.
01:07:31 Joel! Somebody is at the front door
01:07:34 All right, thank you. I'll be right there.
01:07:38 The thing is...
01:07:41 ...I don't have to pay for it.
01:07:45 I get it anyway.
01:07:52 I'm going to get going
01:07:59 Whatever you want to do...
01:08:15 Excuse me. Can I help you?
01:08:17 Are you Joel?
01:08:19 Yes.
01:08:20 Bill Rutherford, Princeton Admissions.
01:08:22 I believe we had an interview scheduled.
01:08:25 If this is inconvenient for you...
01:08:27 No, sir. It's fine.
01:08:38 Is it okay if I have the room?
01:08:43 Also, could you catch the phone
01:08:46 I understand that you would like
01:08:50 Yes, sir, very much.
01:08:52 Well, fine.
01:08:54 Let's take a look at what we have,
01:09:10 Does this couch open?
01:09:13 Lana, I'm in a meeting.
01:09:14 We need the room.
01:09:16 I need a few minutes, okay?
01:09:24 Now, you've taken your SAT's already.
01:09:26 Math: 597, Verbal: 560. Correct me
01:09:32 Well, yes, but I was planning on taking
01:09:35 Fine. Now, your grade point
01:09:39 You class rank: 52...
01:09:41 ...which places you in the 84th percentile.
01:09:45 Joel, this is my cousin, Ruben,
01:09:48 Can you get him in tonight?
01:09:49 Not now, okay?
01:09:51 - He has to be back by 12:00.
01:09:59 Excuse me.
01:10:03 And you wish to major in?
01:10:07 Business.
01:10:09 Business. Yes.
01:10:15 I'll be out in a second.
01:10:21 Fine, well, let's see what else there is.
01:10:24 "Junior Varsity Tennis Team,
01:10:30 "...Varsity Track Team: One year...
01:10:33 "...Honorable Mention:
01:10:37 "...Future Enterprisers, Yearbook Staff...
01:10:41 "...Student Council: Two years."
01:10:45 Well, Joel, this is very respectable.
01:10:49 You've done some very solid work here...
01:10:52 ...but it isn't quite lvy League, is it?
01:11:00 You know, Bill...
01:11:03 ...there's one thing I've learned
01:11:07 Sometimes you have to say,
01:11:10 Make your move.
01:11:14 I beg your pardon?
01:11:17 So, how are we doing?
01:11:20 Looks like University of Illinois!
01:11:22 "All right, all right!
01:11:24 "Dance, Music, Sex, Romance!
01:11:27 "Everybody say, Oooh, all right!
01:11:33 "Dance, Music, Sex, Romance!
01:11:39 "Everybody clap your hands now!"
01:12:03 Some of your friends are looking for you.
01:12:08 What do you want me to tell them?
01:12:13 Has that guy from Princeton left yet?
01:12:16 No, he's still here.
01:12:19 Talking?
01:12:20 They're very good talkers.
01:12:25 I don't think I'm going to say,
01:12:29 This thing has gotten way out of control.
01:12:34 I'm going to kill Miles.
01:12:37 Oh, come on, Joel.
01:12:41 Look at it this way.
01:12:44 You're providing your friends
01:12:47 God knows, they needed the service!
01:12:50 And, right now, you are one hot-shit
01:12:58 Don't worry so much. I'll be upstairs.
01:13:04 And... you have a girlfriend to boot.
01:13:08 Do I?
01:13:08 Phone call for Joel.
01:13:10 Here, I'll get it.
01:13:13 Well, do I?
01:13:16 What do you think?
01:13:18 I don't know. You tell me.
01:13:20 Yes? No? Maybe?
01:13:23 Yes.
01:13:27 No.
01:13:31 Maybe.
01:13:36 Joel!
01:13:39 Dad?
01:13:40 Who answered the phone?
01:13:41 Just a friend, Dad.
01:13:43 Do I know her?
01:13:44 Have you ever made love on a real train?
01:13:46 I don't think so.
01:13:48 He's got a girl.
01:13:49 Let's make love on a real train.
01:13:52 Joel, are you there?
01:13:53 I'm still here, Dad. How is Mom?
01:13:58 Let's go.
01:13:59 Did I hear others there?
01:14:02 Just a few friends, Dad.
01:14:07 Sounds like a party.
01:14:10 A party?
01:14:11 Come on, let's be alone together.
01:14:13 I don't remember giving
01:14:18 Honey, can you hear me?
01:14:21 There's nothing wrong
01:14:23 Just use your best judgment.
01:14:26 We're coming in on United,
01:14:29 "Trust."
01:14:31 Seems to me if there were any logic
01:14:34 ..."trust" would be a four-letter word.
01:14:38 The evening worked out well.
01:14:42 Rutherford made a few new friends.
01:14:45 He said he'd do his best for me.
01:14:55 Finally, it was time to close shop.
01:14:58 The girls were exhausted.
01:15:00 Lana was hungry.
01:15:04 She wanted to make love on a real train.
01:15:08 Who was I to say no?
01:15:11 "I can feel it coming in the air tonight
01:15:21 "And I've been waiting for this moment
01:15:30 "Can you feel it coming"
01:15:33 I thought no one was going to be here.
01:15:37 Be patient.
01:15:49 "Well, I remember
01:15:52 "I remember - don't worry
01:15:56 "How could I ever forget?
01:15:59 "It's the first time
01:16:02 "The last time we ever met
01:16:08 "But I know the reason
01:16:11 "Why you keep the silence up
01:16:15 "No, you don't fool me
01:16:18 "The hurt doesn't show
01:16:21 "But the pain still grows
01:16:23 "It's no stranger to you or me
01:16:29 "I can feel it coming in the air tonight
01:16:38 "Well, I've been waiting
01:16:48 "I can feel it in the air tonight"
01:20:32 Hi.
01:20:33 They stole the goddamn house, Lana!
01:20:35 I'm not here right now.
01:20:36 But if you'll leave your name and number...
01:20:39 ...I'll call you back as soon as possible.
01:20:42 They took everything!
01:20:44 This is unbelievable!
01:20:45 My parents will be home in two hours,
01:20:48 I don't know if you know
01:20:51 ...but you have to call me right away!
01:20:52 I'm at the house: KL5-2121.
01:20:54 Look, you've really got to help me!
01:20:57 Time of your life, huh, kid?
01:21:00 Where's Lana?
01:21:01 Maybe she's on the choo-choo.
01:21:03 I hear she's got this thing
01:21:05 I want to know who took my stuff.
01:21:07 I took your stuff, Joel, are you kidding?
01:21:10 Then you listen to me, buster!
01:21:13 You a-hole!
01:21:14 If I don't get my stuff back...
01:21:16 Shit!
01:21:26 "A-hole?"
01:21:28 I want my furniture back, right now!
01:21:31 Now, you listen to me.
01:21:33 No, no! You listen to me!
01:21:36 Shit!
01:21:43 This is getting boring.
01:21:45 Can I have my furniture back? Please?
01:21:49 You listen to me, you little fuck!
01:21:52 You not only took my two best girls...
01:21:55 ...you call me names and insult me!
01:21:58 I'm sorry.
01:21:59 If I had any self-respect...
01:22:01 ...it wouldn't just be the furniture...
01:22:03 ...it would be your legs! Your arms!
01:22:09 Do we understand each other?
01:22:10 Yes, we do.
01:22:12 No! Do we understand each other?
01:22:16 Yes, we understand each other.
01:22:20 Well, you're lucky in one respect.
01:22:24 What's that?
01:22:26 I like you, Joel.
01:22:29 Don't you know that?
01:22:40 What time is it?
01:22:42 It's 4:15.
01:22:44 I'll find a cab.
01:22:46 Something must have happened.
01:22:49 Taxi!
01:22:55 Joel, do you like music?
01:22:58 This is beautiful equipment.
01:23:01 What do you say, $300...
01:23:03 ...amps, speakers, the works?
01:23:05 It's a bargain, Joel.
01:23:06 If you go downtown anywhere,
01:23:10 All right! The kid likes music!
01:23:26 How about some women's outfits?
01:23:28 You know, something for your mom?
01:23:30 Should fit her okay.
01:23:32 Yes.
01:23:33 What?
01:23:34 Yes, I'll buy it!
01:23:35 I didn't give you a price yet.
01:23:37 Can we get through this, please?
01:23:39 $125.
01:23:45 That's it, you have everything.
01:23:47 Wait a minute.
01:23:51 What about this?
01:23:54 What's that?
01:23:56 Some glass, artsy-fartsy thing.
01:23:59 What have you got left, Joel?
01:24:01 $40.
01:24:03 I don't think I can go $40
01:24:06 - What do you think, Vic?
01:24:09 I only have $40.
01:24:12 We go $340?
01:24:14 I'll spot you the $300.
01:24:16 You're good for it, right?
01:24:18 Certainly.
01:24:19 I think he is too.
01:24:21 Here!
01:24:22 Catch!
01:24:35 To Joel!
01:24:36 Here's wishin' you good luck
01:24:40 Because, God knows,
01:25:22 Don't, you'll break it!
01:25:23 That's good. Thank you,
01:25:27 I'd put all the Chinese things together,
01:25:32 I don't think you should mix centuries.
01:25:50 Mom! Dad! You're home!
01:25:55 Where were you?
01:25:56 I was here.
01:25:57 We called from the airport!
01:26:00 I must have been out back watering.
01:26:02 I thought you were coming
01:26:04 Sweetheart, I said the 5th.
01:26:07 No, you said the 6th. I wrote it down.
01:26:09 I'm sure I said the 5th.
01:26:12 Give me a hand with the luggage.
01:26:13 She said the 6th.
01:26:19 Joel?
01:26:20 Yes, Mom?
01:26:22 Can I talk to you for a minute?
01:26:29 What happened to my egg?
01:26:31 What do you mean?
01:26:33 There's a crack in it!
01:26:36 You're kidding!
01:26:38 No, Joel, I'm not kidding.
01:26:40 There's a small crack, inside the egg.
01:26:42 What's wrong?
01:26:44 My egg is ruined.
01:26:45 What happened?
01:26:48 I don't know.
01:26:49 You don't know.
01:26:52 Mom, maybe it was there before.
01:26:55 I don't think so, Joel.
01:26:56 How could you let this happen?
01:27:01 I'm sorry.
01:27:02 This is so damned irresponsible of you!
01:27:05 We'll get another one. Joel will pay for it.
01:27:08 Sure, I'll pay for it.
01:27:11 Where will you get the money
01:27:15 I'm very disappointed in you.
01:27:25 She'll be all right.
01:27:26 Why don't you put in some yard work?
01:28:26 Do you have something to tell me?
01:28:32 No...
01:28:34 ...I don't think so.
01:28:36 I just got off the telephone
01:28:42 Apparently, you two had quite a meeting.
01:28:49 "Princeton can use a guy like Joel."
01:28:53 What?
01:28:55 "Princeton can use a guy like Joel."
01:28:58 His exact words!
01:29:02 That's unbelievable!
01:29:03 You're as good as in!
01:29:06 I knew you could do it!
01:29:07 Haven't I been telling you,
01:29:10 "What the heck!" Take some chances.
01:29:12 You were so right.
01:29:14 You've made me very proud.
01:29:22 I was just thinking...
01:29:24 ...where we might be ten years from now.
01:29:29 You know what I think?
01:29:31 I think we're both going to make it big!
01:29:34 I'm very optimistic! I mean it!
01:29:40 Can I ask you something?
01:29:46 Was our night together...
01:29:51 ...just to set up...
01:29:54 ...Vicki and Guido?
01:30:04 No.
01:30:07 You don't believe me, do you?
01:30:11 My name is Russell Bitterman.
01:30:14 Our product is a paper-towel
01:30:19 We made a profit of $850 last semester.
01:30:28 I don't want you to get hurt.
01:30:32 My name is Evonne Williams.
01:30:37 We made a profit of $500 last semester.
01:30:43 Guess we won't see each other for awhile.
01:30:46 I know.
01:30:49 Are you going straight home now?
01:30:50 I don't know. Why?
01:30:52 It might be nice if we spent
01:30:57 I'd really like that.
01:31:00 How much have you got on you?
01:31:03 How much have I got on me?
01:31:05 I've got $20.
01:31:07 $20, Lana?
01:31:09 What are we going to do about this?
01:31:11 - Can I send it to you?
01:31:14 'Cause I don't have that much here.
01:31:16 How about I write you a check?
01:31:18 Do you think I'd accept a check from you?
01:31:22 I have a bond at the bank.
01:31:26 My name is Joel Goodson.
01:31:28 I deal in human fulfillment.
01:31:31 I grossed over $8,000 in one night.
01:31:35 The time of your life, huh, kid?