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Rivales
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SEMI-FINAL, NATIONAL JUNIORS LEAGUE |
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2ND SEMI-FINAL, NATIONAL JUNIORS LEAGUE |
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2ND SEMI-FINAL, NATIONAL JUNIORS LEAGUE |
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2ND SEMI-FINAL, NATIONAL JUNIORS LEAGUE |
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Go, Oriol! |
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Hey! That's okay! Go! Go! |
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What's going on? |
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You're on the take, you idiot! |
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- Fuckhead! Yeah, you. |
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Ref, you're such a dick! |
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Who's there? |
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The boy just saved a goal. |
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Relax, relax! |
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Ref! Ref! |
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Oy, Oy, Oy! |
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Oy, Oy, Oy! |
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GUILLERMO LEÓN, |
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SALESMAN FOR CATALONIAN CAVA |
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THE GUCCI JACKET |
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THE JAGUAR IS HIS BROTHER'S |
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Willy! Dad's here! |
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Sir, come with me, please. |
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You'll see, it looks great. |
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What do you think? |
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Silestone, Tropical Forest model. |
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Nice, huh? |
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No, no. I'm just visiting. |
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I don't live here. |
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Come on, champ! |
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Hello. |
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- How many have you had? |
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- Only five? |
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Holy shit... Come on. |
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Willy, drop that remote! |
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If you're in a rush |
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- That's final! |
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I'm phoning to cut off |
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Always the threats. |
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You're going to study here |
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- Sure. |
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- I don't feel like it! |
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- You're crazy! |
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- I'll run away from home! |
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- I'll hook up with a Latin King! |
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Hi, Guillermo. |
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Hi. How are you doing? |
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How are you? |
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Good. Great. |
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A bit of gravel in the kidney, |
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I'm in a good patch, |
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at work, relationships, |
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Not me. |
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- Trouble with your girl? |
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Sorry? |
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I caught her flashing her tits |
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On the computer. |
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It's a difficult age. |
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Yeah, hers or ours? |
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KILLING THE FATHER |
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KILLING THE FATHER - So? |
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KILLING THE FATHER |
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- Is the car cool or what? |
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"Alright" he says. |
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The firm gave it to me |
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Is it yours? |
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Not mine, no. |
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Right. Doesn't Uncle Juanjo |
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The same model, yes. |
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And the same license plate. |
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Okay, okay, |
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but they're giving me one like it. |
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What's up with the girl, |
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What is she up to? |
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- Willy, give me that. |
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- We can talk, can't we? |
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School, for example. |
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They've got it in for me. |
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And the girls? |
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No. |
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If the times comes, |
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Yeah, put on a condom. |
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You whack on a condom, yes, sir. |
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I know. |
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And what? Listen, damn it! |
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- What were you playing? |
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But what's it about? |
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- Killing zombies. |
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No. Nothing scares me. |
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Great. That's great. |
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You're surname's León, |
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- You know what a "león" is? |
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A king. The king of the jungle. |
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Hey... |
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"Success in every venture today". |
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You'll have a great game, son. |
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The game is tomorrow. |
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The game... |
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is tomorrow, sure, |
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and we'll thrash them too. |
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I wasn't going to tell you, but... |
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Don't get rattled, |
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but I got wind that |
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is coming to Seville. |
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Willy. Willy. |
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Willy... |
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Men look each other in the eye. |
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I wouldn't sell half of what I do |
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Look me in the eye. |
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- Have you got a problem? |
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Is it rough at home |
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Yeah, the usual. |
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The usual. |
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When I get one, |
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If you want. |
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Thanks. Do you want to? |
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Would I have a TV and computer |
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We'll put in a Jacuzzi if you like. |
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With foam. |
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Elbows on the table looks terrible. |
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- You don't smoke, do you? |
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- Or joints? |
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- Have you never tried it? |
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- Aren't you curious? |
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Do you... |
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Do you masturbate much? |
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What about you? |
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You have to have more trust, |
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more trust in your left foot. |
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Your left foot is like |
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Do you know how Raúl scored |
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With his left. |
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He looked for a pass from Laudrup, |
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all Nou Camp went quiet... |
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What are you doing? |
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- Give me that! |
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Do I have to run on batteries |
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And you're always watching |
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I'm going to the bathroom. |
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When I get back, |
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Check this out! |
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- Have you seen my wallet? |
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I had it when I came in. |
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It's in the car. |
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What are you doing? |
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Put the bill on here. |
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- Good afternoon. |
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- Are you in charge? |
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Nice to meet you. |
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My son and I had lunch here. |
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Terrific, by the way. |
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This is our bill, |
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I'm going to pay you with |
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6 bottles of the finest cava |
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This is Masía Rovira, |
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Brut Vintage. |
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- In hypermarkets it's worth... |
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Well, yes. |
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No. Nothing Catalonian |
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Right. |
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They want nothing to do |
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so I want nothing to do with them. |
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A lot of Catalonians don't... |
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They can do whatever |
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but they're not filling their pockets |
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I'm giving it to you for free. |
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It's a gift. Take it. |
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And I see you're |
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Yes. What of it? |
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Do you know who founded |
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The Padrós brothers. |
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Don't have a go at Real Madrid. |
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I'm not. |
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See that lad? He's my son. |
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He was in his mum's belly |
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We're going to Seville |
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And we'll thrash them. |
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Do you think I like Catalonians? |
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They bust my balls, |
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like they do everyone else, |
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but they've got some good things, |
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Tomato bread, Port Aventura, |
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and above all, |
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I want you to try it. Please. |
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It sells like hotcakes. |
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You might even order some. |
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No. Thanks, but I have an ulcer... |
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It's digestive. Got a glass? |
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This goes from 0 to 100 |
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Bastard! |
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Do you know what |
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We're 5 minutes from |
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I'm not surprised that |
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waiting for the tiniest excuse |
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to savage each other. We're killing |
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Your generation had better |
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...or it's all over. |
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What's great? |
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We have to fix what you screwed up. |
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Hold on, |
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I've struggled my whole life |
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and to give you a good life. |
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The thing is, |
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- That's all. |
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Huh? |
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Where was she meant to follow you? |
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Okay. You get out |
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What'll you pay with? |
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Fill her up and don't you worry. |
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Listen. |
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Hello. Good afternoon. |
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- Is that 'n' for... Nuria? |
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- Don't tell me... Nerea? |
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Wait, I've got a gift for this. |
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With those eyes, |
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Your tank is heating up. |
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No, I'm not giving you |
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It's worth a lot more. |
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Are you going to rob me? |
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It's collateral. |
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Please, please! |
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And tomorrow... Listen to me! |
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I'll come back, |
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give you the cash, |
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Take what you want. |
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You're not listening. |
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My dad, boyfriend and brother |
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Shall I talk to them, Natalia? |
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My name's Nines, damn it! |
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Nines, honey, you hurt me. |
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The Civil Guards come by |
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Look, I need gas. |
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and I'll leave you |
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a Formula 1 Tag, |
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It has a sapphire crystal, |
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this thing that goes round, |
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this is for scuba-diving, |
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Help! |
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Run, run, run! |
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Run like hell! |
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Shut it. |
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Help! |
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Son of a bitch! I'm going to... |
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Okay, okay. |
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Take it easy. It's fine. |
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What the hell's wrong with people? |
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What's wrong with them? |
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What's wrong? |
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What's wrong with the car? |
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No... No, no. |
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What's wrong? |
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What's wrong, honey? |
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Did you put gas in this? |
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Diesel, the expensive kind. |
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Diesel? |
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You put diesel in it? |
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See? |
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This is the problem. |
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I talk and talk, and what? |
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Are you so uninterested in |
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- If only I'd had... |
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...a dad like me to tell you |
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- They're coming. |
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Get the hell out of here! |
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This way! This way! |
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Stop, stop. |
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What did I do? |
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What did I do to deserve this? |
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Hold on, hold on... |
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Think positive. |
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There's always a bright side, |
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a psychiatrist in New York. |
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He runs hospitals there. |
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What's the bright side here? |
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My wallet! |
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You stole my wallet? |
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You stole my wallet? |
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I didn't steal your wallet. |
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It was right here. |
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- How did it get here? |
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Look me in the eye, Willy! |
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So you're a crook now? |
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Did you put diesel in on purpose? |
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- I didn't do anything. |
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What did I do apart from |
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I don't want to play football, okay? |
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It's horrible. I can't stand |
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anybody. I want to be alone. |
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You're smoking dope |
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Sons of bitches. |
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This is... |
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This is Africa, |
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This is hell. |
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Pick up your stuff. |
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Are you proud of yourself? |
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You steal from me, lie to me... |
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Look at your uncle's car, dickhead! |
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What I can't forgive you is that |
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You're going to get it. |
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If I bashed your head in now |
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Hang on... |
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The insurance covers all this. |
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It'll look brand new. |
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They'll give him a new one. |
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I don't want to play the match. |
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Right... |
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You don't want to play |
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No, it's all just a lie, okay? |
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Nobody's signing me up |
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and I won't live in your house |
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All these negative ideas, |
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Don't you eat any fruit, or what? |
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You're entering the dark side |
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and radical. |
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You'll score at least one goal |
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I'm not playing. |
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Fine. Then I'm going |
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- What for? |
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You stole my wallet. |
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Okay, I'll go on the field, |
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Impossible. You've got my blood. |
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You'll only think about winning. |
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However bad things get, |
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whatever problems beset you, |
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you're Willy León, |
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THE MORALES: |
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THE MORALES: 39 AND 42 YEARS |
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Get some dry toast, honey. |
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CAR SALESMAN AND SECRETARY AT REPSOL |
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CAR SALESMAN AND SECRETARY |
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Mum, Elton's here with his parents. |
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THEIR SON'S NAME IS RODRIGO, NAMED AFTER |
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THEIR SON'S NAME IS RODRIGO, |
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THEIR SON'S NAME IS RODRIGO, NAMED |
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Get me some chips! |
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María, we should say hello. |
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And very tacky. |
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You know what the Combi |
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With the new seats, |
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it came to over 50 grand. |
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2500 commission for me. |
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Six packets of biscuits? |
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They're on offer |
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We'll be more regular. |
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Don't you want to be regular? |
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- I am. |
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A Swiss clock. |
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- Well, well! |
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Look who's here, |
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THE ALEGRES, 37 YEARS OLD Look |
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THE ALEGRES, 37 YEARS OLD |
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THE ALEGRES, 37 YEARS OLD You |
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You were right, |
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OWNERS OF "BAR CALIFORNIA" IN THE COSLADA |
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OWNERS OF "BAR CALIFORNIA" |
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OWNERS OF "BAR CALIFORNIA" IN THE COSLADA AREA. |
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- We love it. |
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THEIR SON IS CALLED ELTON JOHN, AFTER ELTON JOHN. |
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THEIR SON IS CALLED ELTON JOHN, |
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THEIR SON IS CALLED ELTON JOHN, AFTER |
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- Did the lad tell you? |
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About us going together. |
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To Seville, in the new Combi. |
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It's silly going on the club bus. |
| 00:26:47 |
- We've got loads of room. |
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Yes... What do you say? |
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- Terrific! What else? |
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- It's our turn at the deli. |
| 00:26:59 |
- 11, yes. |
| 00:27:01 |
- Great. |
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María, it's only one weekend. |
| 00:27:15 |
You never get it. |
| 00:27:17 |
What do I have to get now? |
| 00:27:19 |
- They're swingers. |
| 00:27:22 |
They swap partners. |
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- Who told you that? |
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What do mothers know? Come on! |
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We mothers know everything. |
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So? Let's say they're singers... |
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- Swingers. |
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We'll go in the Combi, |
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And spend the night in Seville |
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No one will force you |
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They're your customers. |
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Kick it good, kick it hard, |
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Here comes the greatest team |
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Kick it hard, into the net, |
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Rivals stand aside, |
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Deportivo Madrileño! |
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- Hooray for lads! |
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These wheels are hot. |
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The seats are great. |
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One click and it turns into a bed. |
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- We broke it in last night. |
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We haven't shagged in a car |
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- Right here. |
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I'm not saying |
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The boys have made a huge effort. |
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But when the league began |
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- We always played defensively. |
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Yes. I think Pepe uses |
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an ambiguous strategy, |
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Hey, listen, |
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I've got nothing against fairies. |
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Hold on, I don't get it. |
| 00:29:04 |
- Who are we talking about? |
| 00:29:07 |
- The coach is? |
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But he's married. |
| 00:29:12 |
What's that got to do with it? |
| 00:29:15 |
Didn't you see that cowboy movie, |
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How can they let him into the club? |
| 00:29:22 |
What's that got to do with it? |
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But he shares things |
| 00:29:28 |
the dressing rooms, |
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Don't worry, |
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Oh... with animals? |
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In gay slang, |
| 00:29:40 |
"bears" are big, hairy guys. |
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Guys with beards, rugged, |
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In theory we're all |
| 00:29:56 |
but you wouldn't want |
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As long as Elton was happy... |
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He's got a touch of it, look. |
| 00:30:13 |
That cyclist was lucky. |
| 00:30:16 |
We all have our quirks, eh, María? |
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Be quiet now, |
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the exquisite delicacy |
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I know you'll give me pleasure, |
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you always do it so good. |
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You're doing it so good, so good. |
| 00:30:38 |
You're doing it so good, so good. |
| 00:30:42 |
You're doing it so good, so good. |
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You're doing it so good, so good. |
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But, honey, don't stop, |
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You'll get your reward, |
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And while I concentrate, |
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that time has come |
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You're doing it so good... |
| 00:31:08 |
- We always stop here, right hon? |
| 00:31:11 |
Well, here we are. |
| 00:31:16 |
- Elton! |
| 00:31:18 |
It's great, man! |
| 00:31:21 |
It's not the car for us. |
| 00:31:24 |
No, it's for someone divorced |
| 00:31:27 |
Or a married guy |
| 00:31:30 |
- I'm not a party guy. |
| 00:31:32 |
- You dog you! |
| 00:31:36 |
You like that, eh? |
| 00:31:45 |
Great. Fancy a beer? |
| 00:31:47 |
- We should go in. |
| 00:31:50 |
Tonight let's park the kids |
| 00:31:55 |
- My back's a mess. |
| 00:31:58 |
- Yes. |
| 00:32:01 |
Jorge! When we get to the hotel |
| 00:32:05 |
I'm starving. |
| 00:32:07 |
A positive attitude isn't that hard. |
| 00:32:10 |
You have to trust, |
| 00:32:14 |
but you have to have |
| 00:32:17 |
Last time, we were here |
| 00:32:20 |
Yes. We got drunk. |
| 00:32:21 |
There was only one room. |
| 00:32:23 |
- The four of us bunked up. |
| 00:32:26 |
- Play what? |
| 00:32:27 |
- What's that? |
| 00:32:30 |
the first car to go past will be |
| 00:32:32 |
an Audi, and if it does, I win. |
| 00:32:34 |
The first to lose three times |
| 00:32:36 |
What kind of forfeit? |
| 00:32:38 |
- Let's celebrate! |
| 00:32:40 |
Come on! A toast to tonight! |
| 00:32:44 |
- Sorry? |
| 00:32:47 |
Football gets my blood going. |
| 00:32:51 |
I get a boner, man. Don't you? |
| 00:32:55 |
- Don't I, honey? |
| 00:33:06 |
No, go ahead. |
| 00:33:27 |
Fuck! |
| 00:33:33 |
Forgive me for asking. |
| 00:33:37 |
Where'd you get your operation? |
| 00:33:39 |
Operation? |
| 00:33:40 |
Your tits, María! |
| 00:33:42 |
- They're the ones I want. |
| 00:33:44 |
Your man must be happy. |
| 00:33:46 |
I've hardly got any. |
| 00:33:49 |
I'd love to, but I'm scared. |
| 00:33:51 |
At my last blood test |
| 00:33:54 |
No, they're mine. |
| 00:33:56 |
I sleep with a bra. |
| 00:33:57 |
At age 13 they were even bigger. |
| 00:34:01 |
My grandma told me, |
| 00:34:03 |
or those will keep growing", |
| 00:34:08 |
- Can I? |
| 00:34:12 |
- She touched my thingies. |
| 00:34:15 |
She beat around the bush, |
| 00:34:19 |
Well, he... |
| 00:34:20 |
- He didn't touch you? |
| 00:34:23 |
- In front of you? |
| 00:34:25 |
You can hear that? |
| 00:34:27 |
I'm a man. I know. |
| 00:34:28 |
- They're sexually harassing us. |
| 00:34:32 |
Oh, I'm making it up? |
| 00:34:33 |
They're fishing around, |
| 00:34:36 |
- but they won't catch us. |
| 00:34:38 |
It's okay. |
| 00:34:39 |
You always get what you want. |
| 00:34:41 |
What? |
| 00:34:41 |
It wouldn't surprise me |
| 00:34:49 |
Rodrigo! |
| 00:34:52 |
Mum, I'm paying a forfeit! |
| 00:34:56 |
Well I never... |
| 00:35:00 |
I love this padded ergonomic seat. |
| 00:35:03 |
It's so nice, |
| 00:35:06 |
It's the 4 Motion traction, |
| 00:35:10 |
And the Haltex clutch. |
| 00:35:16 |
If I snore, poke me. |
| 00:35:21 |
What's this nutcase doing? |
| 00:35:25 |
- The show-off! |
| 00:35:27 |
That's a dip sign! |
| 00:35:30 |
- Maribel, put it in second! |
| 00:35:32 |
Maribel! The brake! |
| 00:35:56 |
Did I wake you? |
| 00:36:00 |
Do you mind? |
| 00:36:01 |
No, no. Not at all. |
| 00:36:04 |
- What are you two laughing at? |
| 00:36:07 |
Carlos, what's this button for? |
| 00:36:10 |
It's the cruise control. |
| 00:36:12 |
You press it like this. |
| 00:36:15 |
Look. See? |
| 00:36:17 |
Oh, it's true! |
| 00:36:18 |
These new machines have some tricks... |
| 00:36:20 |
- You'll have to show me all of them. |
| 00:36:31 |
- What is it? |
| 00:36:34 |
It's gone. |
| 00:36:59 |
- The bathroom? |
| 00:37:34 |
Yes? |
| 00:37:36 |
What? |
| 00:37:39 |
What? |
| 00:37:44 |
Hi, Dad. |
| 00:37:45 |
Be more convincing. Ask me: |
| 00:37:48 |
"How are things? |
| 00:37:52 |
How are things? Is something wrong? |
| 00:37:54 |
Carlos, your mother's very ill, |
| 00:37:58 |
In hospital? Really? |
| 00:38:00 |
No! You have to pretend |
| 00:38:03 |
Yeah, yeah... |
| 00:38:07 |
Is it serious? How serious? |
| 00:38:12 |
I'm shaking. |
| 00:38:15 |
I can't take this pressure. |
| 00:38:18 |
So, your mother's dying |
| 00:38:21 |
- but we have to go to her. |
| 00:38:31 |
Don't worry, we'll get a taxi. |
| 00:38:33 |
- That'll cost a fortune. |
| 00:38:36 |
But María, really, we don't mind. |
| 00:38:39 |
Relax, you go ahead. |
| 00:38:41 |
- But we'll take the boy, right? |
| 00:38:43 |
He has to play the last game. |
| 00:38:44 |
A grandmother is more important |
| 00:38:47 |
- But Mum, I want to play! |
| 00:38:51 |
It's only one day. Please! |
| 00:38:52 |
- Go on. |
| 00:38:54 |
Imagine if the Catalonians won |
| 00:38:56 |
Rodrigo, she's your dad's mother. |
| 00:38:59 |
I hope to God it's not, |
| 00:39:01 |
but it might be her last game. |
| 00:39:03 |
But Mum, I want to play! |
| 00:39:05 |
No, no... |
| 00:39:27 |
It doesn't disgust you, does it? |
| 00:39:29 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:39:31 |
I imagine the four of us |
| 00:39:34 |
- And? |
| 00:39:36 |
They're coming back! |
| 00:39:44 |
Maribel and I were talking |
| 00:39:48 |
- We'll take you to Madrid. |
| 00:39:50 |
No buts about it. |
| 00:39:51 |
No, we had a terrible time |
| 00:39:54 |
and we know what good friends mean. |
| 00:40:03 |
We'll leave the boys with my sister |
| 00:40:06 |
Because of her mother |
| 00:40:08 |
we made great friends |
| 00:40:11 |
We know the ropes there, |
| 00:40:13 |
Thanks a lot, guys, but... |
| 00:40:15 |
No, we'll stay with you |
| 00:40:17 |
Mela, I'm leaving my best friend's son |
| 00:40:23 |
Jorge, take the turn for Seville. |
| 00:40:25 |
What? |
| 00:40:29 |
Carlos, this is one of |
| 00:40:33 |
I can see it now. |
| 00:40:34 |
And the poor kids |
| 00:40:37 |
I don't know... |
| 00:40:38 |
You're sticking up for her, |
| 00:40:39 |
she's your mother after all, |
| 00:40:43 |
His brother and sister-in-law |
| 00:40:47 |
We always do the dirty work. |
| 00:40:49 |
- María... |
| 00:40:50 |
Maybe if she was grateful, but no. |
| 00:40:52 |
- Never a gift, even for her grandson. |
| 00:40:56 |
You know what? |
| 00:40:58 |
She can shove her five flats |
| 00:41:00 |
That's enough! |
| 00:41:01 |
I can't handle your family, |
| 00:41:05 |
Jorge, head for Seville. |
| 00:41:08 |
- Yes? |
| 00:41:11 |
- Yes, go on. |
| 00:41:14 |
Really! |
| 00:41:21 |
I can pull this kind of stunt too. |
| 00:41:24 |
So prepare yourself. |
| 00:41:28 |
And pray. |
| 00:41:36 |
ROSA POU: EX-BALLERINA, |
| 00:41:38 |
DIRECTOR OF LA GAVINA |
| 00:41:44 |
THE LAST TIME SHE MET |
| 00:42:01 |
- Did you come in from Rome? |
| 00:42:04 |
Are you from the flight crew |
| 00:42:06 |
- There was a boy on the flight... |
| 00:42:09 |
No, he was alone. |
| 00:42:11 |
Blonde, 13, probably in a tracksuit. |
| 00:42:13 |
- I'm sorry. |
| 00:42:17 |
- What? |
| 00:42:19 |
- There's no 'dump' for them. |
| 00:42:22 |
At age 13 there's no obligation |
| 00:42:26 |
So my grandson doesn't have |
| 00:42:29 |
and an attendant with him? |
| 00:42:30 |
A 13-year-old can enter |
| 00:42:33 |
If he has a ticket and papers. |
| 00:42:35 |
- As long as he pays, right? |
| 00:42:37 |
If he were an adult on a raft |
| 00:42:41 |
I'll explain again. |
| 00:42:44 |
The boy's called Giovanni? |
| 00:42:46 |
The father is Giovanni, |
| 00:42:48 |
I don't speak Catalonian very well. |
| 00:42:50 |
- You don't? |
| 00:42:53 |
- How long have you been here? |
| 00:42:56 |
And in 5 years of serving the public |
| 00:43:00 |
you've not gained |
| 00:43:03 |
to get it into your head |
| 00:43:06 |
the son of my son-in-law Giovanni, |
| 00:43:09 |
and that this morning Giovanni |
| 00:43:13 |
that my grandson Piero |
| 00:43:15 |
was getting on your flight 1045? |
| 00:43:18 |
If you say it in Spanish, |
| 00:43:20 |
- What about in English? |
| 00:43:22 |
Your English is fine. |
| 00:43:23 |
Catalonian is superfluous, |
| 00:43:26 |
something that's not worth learning. |
| 00:43:29 |
So what are 7 million people? |
| 00:43:33 |
I'm sorry, "nothing". |
| 00:43:36 |
Giovanni Risi, the choreographer. |
| 00:43:41 |
There's no passenger |
| 00:43:44 |
- And Al Mansouri? |
| 00:43:46 |
Like everyone else. Don't you? |
| 00:43:49 |
So Al Mansouri |
| 00:43:51 |
No, it's Pou, like mine. |
| 00:43:54 |
If you'd explain... |
| 00:43:56 |
Incredible. You lose a child |
| 00:43:59 |
My son-in-law isn't Italian, |
| 00:44:01 |
called Abdel Al Mansouri, |
| 00:44:04 |
at the RAl when that fascist |
| 00:44:06 |
at the start of the Western crusade |
| 00:44:09 |
which will lead us into World War 3, |
| 00:44:11 |
so he took an artistic name: |
| 00:44:14 |
- You said Al Mansouri. |
| 00:44:17 |
The Libyan dissident they jailed |
| 00:44:21 |
I'm in Amnesty International |
| 00:44:24 |
many people are locked up for |
| 00:44:27 |
But no one is jailed for |
| 00:44:30 |
Giovanni? What? |
| 00:44:33 |
Piero's in Madrid? |
| 00:44:36 |
I'm going to sue you |
| 00:44:47 |
Your belt and shoes. |
| 00:44:48 |
What's wrong with |
| 00:44:51 |
They have buckles. |
| 00:44:53 |
A belt without a buckle |
| 00:44:56 |
and these aren't Manolo Blahniks, |
| 00:45:00 |
They make a noise. |
| 00:45:01 |
No, they don't. |
| 00:45:04 |
Take them off and put them |
| 00:45:07 |
- No way. |
| 00:45:10 |
I am not. |
| 00:45:13 |
There are security measures. |
| 00:45:15 |
What could I put |
| 00:45:17 |
- And a katana in my belt? |
| 00:45:19 |
You said it, I'm a lady, |
| 00:45:23 |
but you treat me like a terrorist. |
| 00:45:25 |
And to whom to I owe this honour? |
| 00:45:28 |
You're following orders. |
| 00:45:29 |
Our police, the government, |
| 00:45:33 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:45:34 |
I owe this honour to Mr. Bush, |
| 00:45:37 |
where a kid can buy a gun, |
| 00:45:40 |
and I have to show my crap |
| 00:45:44 |
Lady, put your belt |
| 00:45:46 |
and shoes on here. Please! |
| 00:45:50 |
I'm sorry, really, but no. |
| 00:45:54 |
Since this is a humiliation |
| 00:45:57 |
do your henchman job |
| 00:46:01 |
We're all suspects! |
| 00:46:03 |
They invade, bombard, |
| 00:46:06 |
torture, destroy the planet, |
| 00:46:09 |
but we're the terrorists. |
| 00:46:11 |
And they charge us 35 centimos |
| 00:46:17 |
His dad bought a ticket |
| 00:46:20 |
and got one for Madrid by mistake. |
| 00:46:23 |
The Net is going to start |
| 00:46:28 |
Does this say Piero? |
| 00:46:29 |
Yes, but I told you, you can't... |
| 00:46:31 |
Piero, my dear, take it easy. |
| 00:46:33 |
I'm on the plane. |
| 00:46:37 |
We'll be in Madrid in an hour. |
| 00:46:39 |
- You have to hang up. |
| 00:46:45 |
He's in the Prado Museum. |
| 00:46:47 |
Have you been there? |
| 00:46:49 |
Have you seen Goya's black paintings? |
| 00:46:51 |
I look at the world |
| 00:46:59 |
But Spanish is easy to understand. |
| 00:47:01 |
We don't need any dialects. |
| 00:47:03 |
Turn that off, |
| 00:47:05 |
The AVE? Atocha Station? |
| 00:47:08 |
Yes, I'm almost there. |
| 00:47:09 |
Atocha Station, please. |
| 00:47:13 |
Sorry, I can't hear you. |
| 00:47:17 |
...with the Estatut, |
| 00:47:20 |
and more money |
| 00:47:23 |
Turn the radio off, please. |
| 00:47:26 |
Are you going to phone again? |
| 00:47:28 |
No, but I don't want to |
| 00:47:31 |
I do. |
| 00:47:32 |
But I'm paying for the ride, okay? |
| 00:47:34 |
Yes, but it's my taxi. |
| 00:47:35 |
Not now. I hired it, |
| 00:47:38 |
Turn the radio off, please. |
| 00:47:40 |
You haven't hired it. |
| 00:47:42 |
He's a real democrat, this one. |
| 00:47:48 |
If you won't turn it off, |
| 00:47:51 |
What's wrong with the program? |
| 00:47:53 |
It's manipulative, fascist trash |
| 00:47:58 |
I think it's perfect. |
| 00:47:59 |
Yes, just like your cab: |
| 00:48:04 |
Yes, Sergeant. |
| 00:48:11 |
- I've got your license number. |
| 00:48:13 |
- Yes. If I miss my grandson... |
| 00:48:16 |
...I'll sue you for |
| 00:48:19 |
You rude man! You mule! |
| 00:48:29 |
It's closed. |
| 00:48:30 |
What do you mean, closed? |
| 00:48:31 |
It's right there. |
| 00:48:34 |
No, don't touch me. |
| 00:48:35 |
The train's right there. |
| 00:48:38 |
Take the next one. |
| 00:48:57 |
To Seville! To Seville! |
| 00:49:06 |
What's up? We're... |
| 00:49:07 |
PEPE, 36, MARRIED COACH, DEPORTIVO |
| 00:49:08 |
PEPE, 36, MARRIED |
| 00:49:08 |
PEPE, 36, MARRIED COACH, |
| 00:49:09 |
PEPE, 36, MARRIED |
| 00:49:09 |
PEPE, 36, MARRIED COACH, DEPORTIVO |
| 00:49:11 |
Get on, boys. |
| 00:49:11 |
HIS LADS CALL HIM "YOGI BEAR". |
| 00:49:14 |
Get on, boys. |
| 00:49:15 |
You're not going to Seville |
| 00:49:18 |
By chance no, |
| 00:49:21 |
- That was a joke, right? |
| 00:49:24 |
I don't get jokes very well. |
| 00:49:27 |
Don't be offended, |
| 00:49:28 |
I'm sure it was very funny, |
| 00:49:32 |
Yes, we're going to Seville. |
| 00:49:34 |
And you're playing against |
| 00:49:36 |
Some posh Catalonians |
| 00:49:40 |
I'm the grandma of |
| 00:49:43 |
- Now you're joking, aren't you? |
| 00:49:47 |
Kick it good, kick it hard, |
| 00:49:50 |
Here comes the greatest team |
| 00:49:53 |
Kick it hard, into the net, |
| 00:49:58 |
Rivals stand aside, |
| 00:50:02 |
Deportivo Madrileño! |
| 00:50:05 |
- What are we? |
| 00:50:07 |
- Where are we going? |
| 00:50:09 |
- To stick it up the ass of... |
| 00:50:12 |
We're going to Seville! |
| 00:50:15 |
Why is Barça like a D. J? |
| 00:50:19 |
Go on, smarty-pants. |
| 00:50:21 |
On Saturdays all they can do |
| 00:50:24 |
Give it here. |
| 00:50:26 |
A Catalonian is rubbing |
| 00:50:29 |
Somebody comes by and says: |
| 00:50:33 |
He's says, "A penny shaved |
| 00:50:36 |
That's a good one! |
| 00:50:38 |
I've got another one... |
| 00:50:39 |
Two Catalonians |
| 00:50:42 |
Now a song for our Catalonian friend, |
| 00:50:46 |
"Beautiful Barcelona". |
| 00:50:47 |
That beach, that sand, |
| 00:50:50 |
and that foot on the tar, |
| 00:50:53 |
that station, that train, |
| 00:50:56 |
that tree-lined Rambla. |
| 00:50:59 |
Stopping in Corpus, |
| 00:51:01 |
Christmas streamers and fireworks. |
| 00:51:05 |
In summer, beaches full of |
| 00:51:08 |
half-naked foreign girls, |
| 00:51:11 |
wearing almost nothing. |
| 00:51:13 |
Beautiful Barcelona, |
| 00:51:16 |
from the Rambla to Tibidabo... |
| 00:51:19 |
Beautiful Barcelona in winter... |
| 00:51:26 |
Get the Catalonian lady to sing! |
| 00:51:30 |
Sing. I love Barcelona. |
| 00:51:33 |
She doesn't want to sing! |
| 00:51:38 |
Get the Catalonian to sing! |
| 00:51:49 |
Come on, you cheapskate! Sing! |
| 00:51:54 |
Catalonian... |
| 00:52:06 |
Do you mind if I sit here? |
| 00:52:10 |
There are free seats, |
| 00:52:13 |
Especially if it's female. |
| 00:52:15 |
I've all but stopped being female. |
| 00:52:18 |
I'm single. |
| 00:52:21 |
Aren't you going to ask why? |
| 00:52:24 |
- You're a homosexual. |
| 00:52:27 |
I don't feel like talking. |
| 00:52:31 |
I've been on the move since 6 am |
| 00:52:35 |
I was a priest. |
| 00:52:42 |
What are you doing here? |
| 00:52:44 |
I'm taking my little brother's son. |
| 00:52:47 |
He's the goalkeeper. |
| 00:52:51 |
He has an I.Q. of 75 |
| 00:52:56 |
Why did you leave the profession? |
| 00:52:59 |
- Because God isn't around. |
| 00:53:03 |
He's gone. To another solar system |
| 00:53:09 |
50 years of celibacy for someone |
| 00:53:13 |
I've never known |
| 00:53:18 |
but that'll all be fixed today. |
| 00:53:22 |
Does "teach them that know not" |
| 00:53:36 |
Carmen, you're the first purser |
| 00:53:39 |
SARA, 25, |
| 00:53:39 |
SARA, 25, ONCE A HYPERACTIVE CHILD, |
| 00:53:42 |
SARA, 25, |
| 00:53:42 |
I'm a lot better. |
| 00:53:42 |
SHE OVERCAME THIS WITH TAEKWONDO CLASSES I'm a |
| 00:53:46 |
I'm a lot better. |
| 00:53:47 |
And the therapy, |
| 00:53:52 |
You know what I discovered? |
| 00:53:56 |
Don't you see? |
| 00:53:57 |
I always thought men stared at me |
| 00:54:01 |
and now I know I've created |
| 00:54:05 |
a hypersexual superego |
| 00:54:10 |
That incident with the passenger |
| 00:54:14 |
He felt me up and I almost |
| 00:54:17 |
Well now, |
| 00:54:20 |
I don't feel that rage |
| 00:54:24 |
They're not all potential rapists. |
| 00:54:27 |
Take my boyfriend. |
| 00:54:29 |
We've been dating for 3 months |
| 00:54:32 |
so it's serious. |
| 00:54:35 |
No? |
| 00:54:36 |
No. It's a pure relationship |
| 00:54:38 |
based on love and respect. |
| 00:54:42 |
It reassures me that |
| 00:54:43 |
not everyone is obsessed with sex. |
| 00:54:47 |
- I'm a lot better, aren't I? |
| 00:54:50 |
So, will you keep taking me |
| 00:54:53 |
Sara, I'd take you anywhere. |
| 00:54:57 |
Here, this is for you. |
| 00:55:01 |
That's it, from now on |
| 00:55:03 |
I'm Sara-who-still-trusts-people. |
| 00:55:23 |
XAVIER ROVIRA, 38. |
| 00:55:25 |
HEIR TO MASÍA ROVIRA CAVAS |
| 00:55:29 |
HE HAS PANIC ATTACKS |
| 00:55:38 |
- Darling. |
| 00:55:41 |
How was your flight? |
| 00:55:42 |
The usual. Smooth as silk. |
| 00:55:46 |
Good. |
| 00:55:52 |
Sorry, he still has trouble |
| 00:55:54 |
I'm a bit nervous too. |
| 00:55:57 |
We may be taking a big step. |
| 00:55:59 |
I know. |
| 00:56:01 |
I feel love, Sara. |
| 00:56:06 |
Darling! |
| 00:56:07 |
- Nothing will ruin this. Say it. |
| 00:56:19 |
Ignore him, he wants to be |
| 00:56:25 |
KILLING THE SON |
| 00:56:28 |
- Do you like your job? |
| 00:56:31 |
My dad says a stewardess |
| 00:56:34 |
Who me? No! |
| 00:56:35 |
You also said it was a job |
| 00:56:37 |
No, I said the opposite. |
| 00:56:41 |
pass a test... |
| 00:56:42 |
What if a plane crashes into |
| 00:56:46 |
Do you have to let them |
| 00:56:49 |
Oriol, be quiet, |
| 00:56:51 |
Have you ever been in |
| 00:56:52 |
Stop taping, you'll get carsick. |
| 00:56:54 |
If she's to be my stepmother, |
| 00:56:56 |
Stepmother isn't a nice word. |
| 00:56:59 |
- Aren't you? |
| 00:57:01 |
- I thought it was serious. |
| 00:57:04 |
- What about you? |
| 00:57:07 |
- Do you like Mexican food? |
| 00:57:12 |
We had a Mexican breakfast |
| 00:57:15 |
How was it? |
| 00:57:18 |
What are you doing, son? |
| 00:57:20 |
Oh, do me a favour! |
| 00:57:25 |
It's a bloody mess. |
| 00:57:28 |
I told him... |
| 00:57:32 |
It's alright. I'm okay. |
| 00:57:33 |
I told you not to put |
| 00:57:36 |
- Will you get me that top? |
| 00:57:46 |
- What? |
| 00:57:49 |
Then give it to me. |
| 00:57:51 |
What! |
| 00:57:56 |
Don't they hurt? |
| 00:58:01 |
What a pig. |
| 00:58:05 |
White rice for the lad, right? |
| 00:58:09 |
An entrecote here, |
| 00:58:12 |
- Thanks a lot. |
| 00:58:13 |
No, it's fine, thanks. |
| 00:58:15 |
- I want an entrecote. |
| 00:58:18 |
- This is disgusting. |
| 00:58:20 |
- I can smell it. |
| 00:58:25 |
- I'm going to vomit again. |
| 00:58:28 |
I didn't do it on purpose, |
| 00:58:31 |
Suit yourself. |
| 00:58:33 |
- I'll have the rice. |
| 00:58:39 |
There's too much tension. |
| 00:58:41 |
We're like three balloons |
| 00:58:43 |
Let's let out some air. Alright? |
| 00:58:46 |
Shall we take three deep breaths? |
| 00:59:13 |
Stop groping me |
| 00:59:21 |
Sorry. It was me. |
| 00:59:25 |
I'm going to throw up. |
| 00:59:29 |
God! I'm so embarrassed. |
| 00:59:31 |
No, Sara, it's my fault. |
| 00:59:33 |
No, it's me. |
| 00:59:37 |
I'm crazy, I think men |
| 00:59:42 |
I must explain. |
| 00:59:44 |
You don't need to. I know. |
| 00:59:47 |
Sara, I really want to be with you. |
| 00:59:50 |
Me too. |
| 00:59:51 |
But I want it to be perfect, |
| 00:59:54 |
I don't know how to tell you... |
| 00:59:55 |
Maybe I shouldn't, |
| 01:00:00 |
Alright then. |
| 01:00:03 |
I saw an astrologist. |
| 01:00:05 |
What for? |
| 01:00:07 |
To find out the best |
| 01:00:15 |
It's today. |
| 01:00:23 |
Good. Soft on the accelerator. |
| 01:00:26 |
That's it. Come on. |
| 01:00:33 |
Oriol! What are you doing? |
| 01:00:34 |
Relax, he's doing fine. |
| 01:00:36 |
Tell him to let go of the wheel! |
| 01:00:38 |
- Can I take it to 60? |
| 01:00:41 |
- Are you two crazy? |
| 01:00:45 |
Tell him to pull over now! |
| 01:00:47 |
- Tell her to shut up. |
| 01:00:49 |
Sara, we're overcoming a trauma. |
| 01:00:51 |
- Stop or I'm jumping out! |
| 01:00:55 |
Oh, no? |
| 01:00:56 |
- Okay, listen to her. |
| 01:00:59 |
- Stop the car. |
| 01:01:00 |
Sara! Don't scream! |
| 01:01:07 |
I'm sorry, |
| 01:01:09 |
It's her fault. |
| 01:01:10 |
You can't just do what you like! |
| 01:01:12 |
Now she's acting like a stepmother. |
| 01:01:14 |
- You spoilt brat! |
| 01:01:16 |
- Freak! |
| 01:01:19 |
Shit, they're coming. |
| 01:01:27 |
- Afternoon, officers. |
| 01:01:28 |
- How are you? |
| 01:01:30 |
- Xavier, he doesn't have... |
| 01:01:31 |
The boy drove for two seconds... |
| 01:01:33 |
- Hands on the hood. |
| 01:01:34 |
You too. |
| 01:01:35 |
She was just sleeping in back. |
| 01:01:36 |
Quiet! Put that down, kid, |
| 01:01:39 |
- Listen, please! |
| 01:01:40 |
- Let me do it. |
| 01:01:42 |
The papers are in the car. |
| 01:01:45 |
Don't give me any shit! |
| 01:01:47 |
- You're overdoing it, aren't you? |
| 01:01:52 |
I demand to see your identification! |
| 01:01:55 |
Shut up, you clown! |
| 01:02:10 |
Stop it, you'll kill him. Stop! |
| 01:02:18 |
Sara! Darling! |
| 01:02:53 |
We're Civil Guards. |
| 01:02:58 |
You've got sugar balls |
| 01:03:00 |
here are the Chupa-Chups... |
| 01:03:02 |
These ones, I love these. |
| 01:03:05 |
- I don't. |
| 01:03:09 |
- They're free? |
| 01:03:12 |
- Shall I fill your tank? |
| 01:03:15 |
Some magazines? |
| 01:03:16 |
No, thanks. |
| 01:03:19 |
It was her. |
| 01:03:21 |
It was wicked. Kicks, punches... |
| 01:03:24 |
You should've seen it. |
| 01:03:26 |
Is she your wife? |
| 01:03:30 |
- Thanks. |
| 01:03:33 |
It's exactly the question |
| 01:03:37 |
- Nines. |
| 01:03:48 |
- Darling... |
| 01:03:49 |
- No. It was beautiful. |
| 01:03:52 |
I hadn't the faintest idea. |
| 01:03:54 |
I get violent outbursts, |
| 01:03:58 |
- You looked lovely. |
| 01:04:01 |
No, no, don't control it. |
| 01:04:16 |
Will you marry me? |
| 01:04:27 |
Football came to the Iberian |
| 01:04:30 |
in the province of Huelva, |
| 01:04:33 |
in 1873, when English workers |
| 01:04:37 |
at the Rio Tinto mines |
| 01:04:39 |
The oldest team in Spain |
| 01:04:44 |
founded in 1889. |
| 01:04:52 |
EDU, 39, MARRIED |
| 01:04:57 |
HIS LADS CALL HIM |
| 01:05:13 |
This is yours, right? |
| 01:05:19 |
This is it, great. |
| 01:05:24 |
Parents, the reservations |
| 01:05:30 |
- Has the other team been here long? |
| 01:05:33 |
15 minutes. Thanks. |
| 01:05:38 |
THE BEAR AND THE STRAWBERRY TREE |
| 01:05:57 |
- This can't happen. |
| 01:06:00 |
We can't leave it so long. |
| 01:06:02 |
No, what can't happen is this. |
| 01:06:05 |
- I'm married, and so are you. |
| 01:06:08 |
- What? |
| 01:06:11 |
- No! |
| 01:06:13 |
What did you tell your wife? |
| 01:06:14 |
The truth. I'm in love with you. |
| 01:06:18 |
You talked about me? |
| 01:06:20 |
What does that matter? |
| 01:06:26 |
No. |
| 01:06:28 |
I tried to, but I can't. |
| 01:06:33 |
It's hard at first, |
| 01:06:35 |
but when you confess... |
| 01:06:38 |
you see the light. |
| 01:06:41 |
You don't know this club. |
| 01:06:44 |
maybe the federation. |
| 01:06:46 |
What do you mean? |
| 01:06:47 |
They can't. |
| 01:06:50 |
- But my wife isn't like yours. |
| 01:06:58 |
- It's over. |
| 01:07:01 |
Us. You're free now. |
| 01:07:12 |
Pepe, I don't love anyone else. |
| 01:07:19 |
We'll talk later, okay? |
| 01:07:26 |
- I'm not a homosexual. |
| 01:07:39 |
What? |
| 01:07:42 |
You insulted my mother again. |
| 01:07:45 |
- Me? |
| 01:07:47 |
We're going through all this |
| 01:07:50 |
is your mother. |
| 01:07:52 |
I've fucking had it with you. |
| 01:07:53 |
- Hey! |
| 01:07:55 |
- Watch the language. |
| 01:07:56 |
Watch your language! |
| 01:07:58 |
Go back to Madrid. |
| 01:08:00 |
- Get the bus! |
| 01:08:03 |
- Surprise! |
| 01:08:06 |
The hotel's got a spa! |
| 01:08:08 |
Sure, we'll hit the spa |
| 01:08:11 |
- Right? Mary! |
| 01:08:14 |
- Mary! |
| 01:08:17 |
- What do you say? |
| 01:08:21 |
Okay. Be nice. |
| 01:08:24 |
Finish arguing |
| 01:08:26 |
In the basement. |
| 01:08:27 |
- We'll see. |
| 01:08:32 |
You're fucking incredible. |
| 01:08:34 |
How nice! A spa! |
| 01:08:38 |
- Where? |
| 01:08:40 |
You think I wouldn't dare? |
| 01:08:43 |
I wouldn't dare? |
| 01:09:13 |
You came after all. |
| 01:09:17 |
See? We have it all to ourselves. |
| 01:09:38 |
Well... |
| 01:09:55 |
Aren't you scared that |
| 01:09:59 |
What, are you chickening out now? |
| 01:10:02 |
No, María, no. |
| 01:10:04 |
It's just that it's our first time |
| 01:10:08 |
You must've been nervous |
| 01:10:11 |
The first time? I don't get it. |
| 01:10:13 |
Sure, the first time |
| 01:10:18 |
- Us? |
| 01:10:21 |
I didn't believe it, |
| 01:10:25 |
I didn't, but after today, |
| 01:10:28 |
all those looks |
| 01:10:30 |
And you're so gorgeous. |
| 01:10:36 |
There you go. |
| 01:10:40 |
Well. |
| 01:10:45 |
Let's get down to business. |
| 01:11:16 |
- Get off. I got it. |
| 01:11:21 |
Spots, right? |
| 01:11:26 |
- No answer. |
| 01:11:29 |
- That's odd. |
| 01:11:31 |
- Go away! |
| 01:11:33 |
Go away. Leave me alone. |
| 01:11:36 |
Look, I haven't slept |
| 01:11:39 |
and in the very unlikely event |
| 01:11:40 |
that I felt like |
| 01:11:43 |
I'd get a professional specialized |
| 01:11:47 |
I like you, Rosa. |
| 01:11:50 |
And believe or not, |
| 01:11:53 |
Rosa Pou, P-O-U, spelt the same |
| 01:11:58 |
there's no translation. |
| 01:11:59 |
My key, please. |
| 01:12:01 |
- Your husband took it. |
| 01:12:04 |
You! That's my bag! |
| 01:12:07 |
The man told me... |
| 01:12:08 |
That man is a twit. |
| 01:12:11 |
Separate rooms? |
| 01:12:19 |
Piero! |
| 01:12:21 |
My boy! Where have you been? |
| 01:12:23 |
This is Carla. Her mum's |
| 01:12:27 |
- Hello. |
| 01:12:30 |
She came with me from Italy. |
| 01:12:32 |
We're in love |
| 01:12:39 |
Juan Luis, my card. |
| 01:12:44 |
You'll love it. We'll serve cava |
| 01:12:48 |
She deserves a classy wedding. |
| 01:12:51 |
Alright? It was a pleasure. |
| 01:12:53 |
Guillermo León, remember that. |
| 01:13:00 |
Shit. Look. |
| 01:13:02 |
See him? With the cute girl? |
| 01:13:06 |
He kept kicking me |
| 01:13:10 |
I don't believe it. |
| 01:13:13 |
- Who? |
| 01:13:15 |
He's my boss, |
| 01:13:18 |
Sometimes life puts things |
| 01:13:22 |
Don't screw up. Come on. |
| 01:13:25 |
Thanks. I left the bags here. |
| 01:13:28 |
Xavier! Hi, how are you? |
| 01:13:31 |
Fine. |
| 01:13:32 |
Don't you remember me? |
| 01:13:34 |
Guillermo León. |
| 01:13:37 |
Oh, sure. |
| 01:13:39 |
...northern zone. I was named |
| 01:13:42 |
- Yes. |
| 01:13:44 |
- Yes, of course. |
| 01:13:46 |
- Did you know my son's playing yours? |
| 01:13:51 |
Nice to meet you. |
| 01:13:53 |
Did you get the report |
| 01:13:57 |
new outlets all over |
| 01:14:01 |
- Asshole! Foreigner! |
| 01:14:04 |
- Xavier! |
| 01:14:08 |
Okay, that's enough! |
| 01:14:26 |
- What are you drinking? |
| 01:14:36 |
Rosa! Rosa! |
| 01:14:42 |
I raised his mother. |
| 01:14:45 |
I looked after him |
| 01:14:49 |
I bought him his first bike, |
| 01:14:53 |
I paid for his school, |
| 01:14:56 |
a treatment for his acne |
| 01:14:58 |
and the wires in his teeth. |
| 01:15:05 |
And last year I committed |
| 01:15:08 |
the most abominable act |
| 01:15:12 |
Abominable? Which one? |
| 01:15:15 |
I took him to Eurodisney. |
| 01:15:18 |
More whisky? |
| 01:15:21 |
Please. |
| 01:15:31 |
- You have to help me. |
| 01:15:34 |
Tell that girl that what she's doing |
| 01:15:38 |
and she'll burn in Hell. |
| 01:15:41 |
I'll tell her! |
| 01:15:42 |
- Offer her money. |
| 01:15:44 |
No, no. Mine. |
| 01:15:46 |
Do something. |
| 01:15:51 |
Help me get rid of her. |
| 01:15:55 |
Is she young? |
| 01:15:59 |
Very young. |
| 01:16:04 |
Oh, Rosa! Rosa! |
| 01:16:06 |
Relax. |
| 01:16:09 |
Why do we all end up |
| 01:16:12 |
- I don't know. Careful. |
| 01:16:16 |
I think I generate violence, |
| 01:16:20 |
No, silly, you only spread |
| 01:16:23 |
- Your boy started the fight. |
| 01:16:26 |
No, he does |
| 01:16:29 |
You can do whatever |
| 01:16:32 |
Shit! |
| 01:16:34 |
See? This will end badly. |
| 01:16:37 |
We should help each other! |
| 01:16:39 |
We both have our afflictions. |
| 01:16:42 |
You're scared of desire, |
| 01:16:45 |
- We should help each other. |
| 01:16:48 |
We'll overcome our phobias |
| 01:16:52 |
Okay. |
| 01:16:56 |
- Shall we try? |
| 01:17:05 |
- How about I do nothing? |
| 01:17:09 |
You drive. |
| 01:17:18 |
- Yes? |
| 01:17:26 |
Oh, of course. Me too, right? |
| 01:17:43 |
Over here? |
| 01:17:49 |
Yes. |
| 01:17:51 |
Yes. |
| 01:17:53 |
Yes! |
| 01:17:59 |
No! |
| 01:18:00 |
No? You don't like it? |
| 01:18:02 |
No, honey. |
| 01:18:07 |
Let's carry on. Go on. |
| 01:18:15 |
Do you like it or not? |
| 01:18:16 |
Yes, of course. |
| 01:18:23 |
- What's wrong? |
| 01:18:28 |
Bloody kid! Get out! |
| 01:18:31 |
Bloody kid! |
| 01:18:33 |
I can't, not like this. |
| 01:18:41 |
With the gum. |
| 01:18:43 |
- How old is she? |
| 01:18:50 |
This is Fernando, a friend. |
| 01:18:56 |
- So? |
| 01:18:59 |
- I just want to talk. |
| 01:19:02 |
He's going to prepare you |
| 01:19:06 |
No... Marriage? |
| 01:19:08 |
Is he talking about marriage? |
| 01:19:10 |
Come with me. |
| 01:19:11 |
No, Piero, I don't want to |
| 01:19:13 |
Would you rather |
| 01:19:15 |
Come, come. Have no fear. |
| 01:19:19 |
- Where's he taking her? |
| 01:19:21 |
He's a wonderful man, you'll see. |
| 01:19:24 |
I don't understand you. |
| 01:19:26 |
You were never one for priests. |
| 01:19:28 |
I'm thinking about you. |
| 01:19:30 |
I want you to do things right. |
| 01:19:34 |
We're not having children. |
| 01:19:36 |
- Then you'll need a vasectomy. |
| 01:19:38 |
No, it's all done for you. |
| 01:19:39 |
Here, take this. |
| 01:19:45 |
Stop. Keep still. |
| 01:19:50 |
What's that? |
| 01:19:52 |
It's for your shoulders, |
| 01:19:58 |
Pepe! |
| 01:20:03 |
I can't come out, |
| 01:20:05 |
It's open. We're coming in. |
| 01:20:10 |
- Didn't you lock the door? |
| 01:20:13 |
You star striker's leaving |
| 01:20:16 |
- Willy? |
| 01:20:19 |
Pepe, I'm sorry. |
| 01:20:22 |
I just can't take any more. |
| 01:20:24 |
Tell him you're leaving the team! |
| 01:20:27 |
I can't take any more. |
| 01:20:28 |
This dickhead doesn't give a shit |
| 01:20:31 |
the team, whether we win or lose... |
| 01:20:33 |
...my job... |
| 01:20:40 |
You have to save water, they say. |
| 01:20:46 |
You bastard, |
| 01:20:48 |
On purpose? What for? |
| 01:20:50 |
What for? |
| 01:20:54 |
You made the move two years ago |
| 01:20:59 |
Shit, Eduardo, I just signed |
| 01:21:02 |
Don't bug me now. |
| 01:21:03 |
You've done nothing |
| 01:21:06 |
No. Not at all. |
| 01:21:11 |
What did I do? |
| 01:21:12 |
I only slept with the coach |
| 01:21:15 |
Stop it. You're insulting me. |
| 01:21:17 |
Now Willy will tell the lads, |
| 01:21:20 |
- and everyone will know. |
| 01:21:23 |
So I pay for a room |
| 01:21:27 |
Talk to your agency. |
| 01:21:30 |
- Forget it. Call me a taxi. |
| 01:21:34 |
Everyone will be watching |
| 01:21:36 |
Is everything a problem here? |
| 01:21:38 |
My train leaves in an hour. |
| 01:21:40 |
- I'll try. Alright? |
| 01:21:42 |
Book it. We'll be in the café. |
| 01:21:45 |
- Did you know about Pepe? |
| 01:21:48 |
50 years of celibacy for nothing. |
| 01:21:53 |
But you must've known |
| 01:21:56 |
- Where are we going? |
| 01:21:58 |
"Give water to the thirsty"? |
| 01:22:01 |
Why are we getting the lift? |
| 01:22:10 |
Why don't you ever tell me anything? |
| 01:22:17 |
You didn't have a problem with him... |
| 01:22:21 |
...in that way? |
| 01:22:24 |
Stop pretending |
| 01:22:26 |
If you're here, |
| 01:22:28 |
You're my dad twice a month |
| 01:22:31 |
I see Homer Simpson |
| 01:22:33 |
So just leave me alone, okay? |
| 01:22:37 |
- Do you love me? |
| 01:22:41 |
Do you love me? |
| 01:22:49 |
I'm going to the bathroom. |
| 01:23:02 |
No, it's over. Your trauma, |
| 01:23:05 |
It's too many for one relationship. |
| 01:23:07 |
He's behaving like a teenager, |
| 01:23:09 |
we have to behave like adults. |
| 01:23:12 |
Adults? You barely reprimanded him. |
| 01:23:14 |
I took his camera, |
| 01:23:16 |
Sara, he's scared, |
| 01:23:18 |
scared that he'll lose me |
| 01:23:20 |
It's not that. |
| 01:23:23 |
Let's not start. |
| 01:23:24 |
He looks at me |
| 01:23:27 |
Any guy of any age |
| 01:23:30 |
Think what? Go on, say it! |
| 01:23:33 |
- That... |
| 01:23:36 |
It's over, Xavier. |
| 01:23:38 |
- Sara... |
| 01:23:40 |
She's wound up. |
| 01:24:07 |
Sara, will you listen to me |
| 01:24:14 |
Remember when we met. |
| 01:24:17 |
I couldn't fly. |
| 01:24:20 |
From both phobias |
| 01:24:25 |
Are we going to let |
| 01:24:37 |
Good evening. |
| 01:24:41 |
The names are on the cards. |
| 01:24:45 |
Hello. Good evening. |
| 01:24:48 |
The names are on the cards. |
| 01:24:50 |
The two teams are together? |
| 01:24:52 |
The idea is to fraternise. |
| 01:24:54 |
And if I don't want to fraternise, |
| 01:24:58 |
It's a Catalonian joke. Hilarious. |
| 01:25:02 |
- I can't find Carla. |
| 01:25:05 |
Guys, look for your names |
| 01:25:08 |
- They're over there. |
| 01:25:10 |
- I don't think I'll have dinner. |
| 01:25:14 |
Nothing. |
| 01:25:17 |
It's a normal Saturday dinner. |
| 01:25:20 |
Jorge, be nice, eh? |
| 01:25:22 |
Not that nice, alright? |
| 01:25:26 |
María, you're here. With me. |
| 01:25:35 |
So I don't exist. |
| 01:25:38 |
Jorge, let's open a bottle of wine |
| 01:25:40 |
and have a drink. Waiter! |
| 01:25:42 |
Carlos, there's a trick to it. |
| 01:25:44 |
Don't I get a card? |
| 01:25:48 |
They got mixed up. |
| 01:25:50 |
If I'm not here, |
| 01:25:52 |
No... |
| 01:25:53 |
- Babe! |
| 01:25:56 |
It says Guillermo León, |
| 01:25:59 |
- What do I do if he turns up? |
| 01:26:01 |
They've gone? |
| 01:26:04 |
Yeah, they left. |
| 01:26:06 |
Not motivated? |
| 01:26:10 |
He said he didn't want to. |
| 01:26:13 |
The father agreed. |
| 01:26:15 |
- They didn't explain. |
| 01:26:19 |
Did something happen? |
| 01:26:22 |
I've got no idea. |
| 01:26:25 |
No idea? You're the coach! |
| 01:26:28 |
This is unbelievable. |
| 01:26:29 |
Our best player says |
| 01:26:32 |
and you have no idea why. |
| 01:26:33 |
You're a wimp. |
| 01:26:36 |
Are you forfeiting the game |
| 01:26:38 |
- Me forfeit the game? |
| 01:26:40 |
Look, Alegre, |
| 01:26:42 |
With all I've done for this team! |
| 01:26:49 |
Waiter, please. Waiter! |
| 01:26:53 |
You do it like this. See? |
| 01:27:04 |
- They know. |
| 01:27:06 |
About us. They all know. |
| 01:27:10 |
I'm starting to lose my patience. |
| 01:27:13 |
- We have to win. |
| 01:27:15 |
If we lose, |
| 01:27:17 |
You're out of your tree. |
| 01:27:19 |
I'm begging you. Help me. |
| 01:27:22 |
- To what? Win? |
| 01:27:27 |
Trust me, I'm his father. |
| 01:27:29 |
I'll keep Oriol under control. |
| 01:27:31 |
I control the business, |
| 01:27:34 |
the wages. |
| 01:27:38 |
Goal to Barça! |
| 01:27:46 |
Goal! |
| 01:28:02 |
Cava! Cava for everyone! |
| 01:28:08 |
Let them say Catalonians are tight. |
| 01:28:16 |
Dad? |
| 01:28:18 |
In here. |
| 01:28:24 |
Dad, the taxi's here. |
| 01:28:29 |
And they just scored a goal |
| 01:28:35 |
I just passed a stone. |
| 01:28:43 |
Raúl passes to Van Nistelrooy. |
| 01:28:45 |
...he's alone and it's High Noon |
| 01:28:48 |
...the ball for Guti... |
| 01:28:50 |
Higuaín passes. |
| 01:28:54 |
Goal! Goal! |
| 01:29:01 |
It's a goal, Dad, yes. |
| 01:29:03 |
That's enough, Dad. |
| 01:29:08 |
- Back home? |
| 01:29:12 |
The team? The team? |
| 01:29:18 |
Look me in the eye. |
| 01:29:22 |
From now on, |
| 01:29:27 |
Didn't you see it? |
| 01:29:28 |
Are you Catalonians sore losers? |
| 01:29:30 |
- Are you blind? |
| 01:29:33 |
Look at this. |
| 01:29:37 |
It's alright, man. |
| 01:29:42 |
Take it easy! |
| 01:29:44 |
They're back. |
| 01:29:45 |
Look at him. |
| 01:29:48 |
They're going to spill it all. |
| 01:29:51 |
You talk to your boss, |
| 01:29:59 |
Calm down! |
| 01:30:02 |
You trash! Latin King. |
| 01:30:05 |
- Hi. How are you? |
| 01:30:08 |
Your sales leader |
| 01:30:11 |
From before. Remember? |
| 01:30:12 |
The lads had a scuffle, |
| 01:30:15 |
What an atmosphere. |
| 01:30:31 |
Xavier, your son! |
| 01:30:33 |
- What's going on? |
| 01:30:34 |
Sara, where are you going? |
| 01:30:35 |
In the face! |
| 01:30:36 |
Don't you touch my son's face! |
| 01:30:38 |
Listen to me... |
| 01:30:41 |
- Let me go! |
| 01:30:43 |
What's got into your boys? |
| 01:30:49 |
Are you nuts? |
| 01:31:15 |
Some respectable Spanish families |
| 01:31:18 |
are destroying |
| 01:31:20 |
We're on it. Thanks. |
| 01:31:23 |
Carla? |
| 01:31:24 |
Where's Fernando? |
| 01:31:27 |
Hey, that's my bag! |
| 01:31:35 |
Rosa, Rosa... |
| 01:31:41 |
Amateur. |
| 01:31:47 |
Sign the cancellation paper, |
| 01:31:50 |
We'll see if the federation decides... |
| 01:31:54 |
on a game to sort out |
| 01:32:00 |
Well, gentlemen, |
| 01:32:08 |
I guess since we'll have |
| 01:32:13 |
or teams to train, |
| 01:32:17 |
I guess. |
| 01:32:19 |
Right... I understand. |
| 01:32:24 |
The quicker the better. |
| 01:32:30 |
Goodbye, Edu. |
| 01:32:32 |
Good luck to you. |
| 01:32:54 |
Are you okay? |
| 01:33:03 |
What a shame. |
| 01:33:31 |
Incredible, she's just a girl. |
| 01:33:34 |
By her behaviour |
| 01:33:37 |
Where was this altercation? |
| 01:33:39 |
By the way, |
| 01:33:42 |
with a lot of experience too. |
| 01:33:44 |
This has to be reported |
| 01:33:46 |
Shouldn't you come up |
| 01:33:48 |
Remember the Works of Mercy? |
| 01:33:51 |
"Comfort the sorrowful, |
| 01:33:55 |
Watch it! |
| 01:34:08 |
Look out. |
| 01:34:13 |
That's it, right? Then let's go. |
| 01:34:23 |
I'll go get Rodrigo. |
| 01:34:25 |
I got sandwiches for everyone. |
| 01:34:29 |
I'll get Elton. |
| 01:34:38 |
- Maribel, I... |
| 01:34:41 |
I can't get it out of my head. |
| 01:34:43 |
Neither can I. |
| 01:34:46 |
- What do we do? |
| 01:34:49 |
I know, but it was... |
| 01:34:51 |
so intense that... |
| 01:34:56 |
It was great. |
| 01:35:00 |
Can I see you? |
| 01:35:01 |
Yes. Tuesdays at 7 |
| 01:35:04 |
At 7. |
| 01:35:05 |
Elton! |
| 01:35:32 |
Can I drive for a while? |
| 01:35:35 |
- Ask the bus driver. |
| 01:35:38 |
- You're going back on the bus. |
| 01:35:41 |
- Yes, you. |
| 01:35:43 |
For the same reason you'll be going |
| 01:35:45 |
and I'll be seeing a psychiatrist. |
| 01:35:47 |
Here. You'll make |
| 01:35:53 |
Off you go. |
| 01:36:07 |
Forget that girl, son. |
| 01:36:08 |
She stole his bag. |
| 01:36:12 |
Don't let her steal your heart too. |
| 01:36:15 |
Dad! Dad! |
| 01:36:17 |
Tell Mum I'll be late for dinner. |
| 01:36:23 |
Rosa, you're dynamite! |
| 01:36:26 |
If you're in Madrid, call me! |
| 01:36:29 |
FERNANDO PALACIOS, |
| 01:36:31 |
FERNANDO PALACIOS, MARRIED, |
| 01:36:31 |
FINANCIAL ADVISOR, |
| 01:36:34 |
AUTHOR OF THE BEST-SELLING |
| 01:36:35 |
AUTHOR OF THE BEST-SELLING |
| 01:36:36 |
Call me. |
| 01:36:36 |
"IF JESUS LOVES YOU, SO DO I" |
| 01:36:36 |
"IF JESUS LOVES YOU, SO DO I" |
| 01:36:55 |
Willy... |
| 01:36:58 |
- Do you want a Coca-Cola? |
| 01:37:21 |
Can I buy you a coffee? |
| 01:37:24 |
That might not be good for you. |
| 01:37:29 |
- Who isn't? |
| 01:37:34 |
Just one coffee. |
| 01:37:36 |
But after this coffee, |
| 01:37:39 |
then maybe another and... |
| 01:37:43 |
I'd better tell you... |
| 01:37:46 |
I'm violent and I have a phobia |
| 01:37:52 |
I'm unemployed now, |
| 01:37:57 |
I wrote off my brother's car... |
| 01:38:00 |
and I have kidney stones. |
| 01:38:09 |
Well... maybe a tea. |
| 01:38:14 |
Sure. |
| 01:38:52 |
- Can I get a lift? |
| 01:38:55 |
- Wherever you're going. |
| 01:38:57 |
From Monaco. |
| 01:38:59 |
- What sign are you? |
| 01:39:02 |
Get in. |
| 01:39:23 |
It's Carla. |
| 01:39:28 |
She says she's 21 |
| 01:39:34 |
I'm an idiot. |
| 01:39:35 |
Yes. Like most men. |
| 01:39:40 |
How can I stop being an idiot? |
| 01:39:42 |
By being a woman, sweetie. |
| 01:39:44 |
And old. |
| 01:39:47 |
But I'm not sure it's worth it. |
| 01:39:49 |
What's the world's biggest condom? |
| 01:39:51 |
Bernabeu, because every Sunday |
| 01:40:00 |
Have you heard about |
| 01:40:02 |
and lived in the city |
| 01:40:04 |
and every time the local team won |
| 01:40:06 |
thousands celebrated |
| 01:40:08 |
drunk, shouting, burning bins |
| 01:40:11 |
and pissing in her doorway? |
| 01:40:13 |
The desperate lady sent letters |
| 01:40:17 |
to the council, the ombudsman, |
| 01:40:20 |
and wrote to the President. |
| 01:40:22 |
They all said the same thing: |
| 01:40:25 |
Football is a sport of the masses |
| 01:40:27 |
and whoever doesn't get that |
| 01:40:31 |
She bought some footballs, |
| 01:40:34 |
ate them up and died, stuffed. |
| 01:40:36 |
When she got to Hell they asked her, |
| 01:40:38 |
"Why did you commit suicide? |
| 01:40:40 |
She replied, "Not much. |
| 01:40:43 |
There are too many balls. " |
| 01:40:49 |
RIVALS |
