Roadside Romeo

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00:01:09 Oh Romeo.
00:01:36 Knock knock knock ask who's there
00:01:40 I'm Romeo
00:01:42 recognize me my darling?
00:01:45 Knock knock knock ask who's there
00:01:49 I'm Romeo
00:01:51 I have the world at my feet
00:01:55 I'm everyone's envy
00:01:57 Seeing me they burn and fry
00:01:59 go on, ask me
00:02:01 why?
00:02:03 I'm Romeo
00:02:05 lovin lovin is what I do
00:02:08 I'm Romeo
00:02:10 I've got these girls in my arms
00:02:12 I'm Romeo
00:02:15 recognize me my darling?
00:02:17 I'm Romeo
00:02:19 the world's at my feet
00:02:23 Oh Romeo.
00:02:53 One two three
00:02:54 You talking to me?
00:02:55 Five six seven
00:02:56 Welcome to my heaven
00:02:58 Shampoo and conditioning
00:02:59 And curls swirls twirls
00:03:00 Diamonds and pearls
00:03:01 And girls girls girls
00:03:04 I've never had a want
00:03:08 Come on and see
00:03:11 Ooh aah me
00:03:12 I'm Romeo
00:03:14 lovin lovin is what I do
00:03:17 I'm Romeo
00:03:19 I've got these girls in my arms
00:03:21 I'm Romeo
00:03:24 recognize me my darling?
00:03:26 I'm Romeo
00:03:31 Oh Romeo.
00:03:33 Romeo.
00:04:00 What the.
00:04:02 Hey!
00:04:05 Gross man!
00:04:14 Dudes
00:04:16 what you just saw
00:04:17 that wasn't a dream
00:04:19 that was my life.
00:04:21 yes, my life.!
00:04:33 What I'm trying to say my friends
00:04:34 is that.
00:04:36 That was my life,
00:04:37 till a few days ago.
00:04:38 yes, just a few days ago
00:04:39 I had it all.
00:04:41 I was living the good life.
00:04:43 and then suddenly.
00:04:49 no manners!
00:04:50 The family I was
00:04:52 sold everything they had
00:04:54 and just upped and left for London.
00:04:57 Those silly kids got bored of me
00:04:59 and they thought they would get a
00:05:03 HMMPH!
00:05:04 New dog my paw!
00:05:06 They left me with their servant.
00:05:08 and that lazy guy tossed me
00:05:21 This place is the pits!
00:05:24 I mean.
00:05:25 . there isn't even a loo here man!
00:05:27 Where does one pee?
00:05:30 Anyway. such is life!
00:05:32 One moment you have everything.
00:05:34 and the next moment. nothing!
00:06:02 Hey half pint!
00:06:04 Wassup?
00:06:06 What you doing here?
00:06:08 Uh, well sir.
00:06:09 you see sir.
00:06:10 What's a 'sir' dude?
00:06:12 You pip-less pipsqueak.
00:06:14 can't you talk like a dog?
00:06:18 Er. well you see. actually.
00:06:19 Aye english medium.
00:06:23 want a knuckle sandwich?
00:06:26 Thirsty eh?
00:06:28 You were being thirsty?
00:06:29 Thirst was hitting?
00:06:32 This tap ours.
00:06:34 No one gets droppings of water.
00:06:36 . if we don't say so.
00:06:39 This is Hero English and
00:06:42 Gettit!
00:06:44 Er. excuse me.
00:06:47 Hey you piece of rotten orange peeI!
00:06:51 Weren't you just stretched out
00:06:57 ok. hehe.
00:06:58 Hey!
00:06:59 Look here gentledogs.
00:07:01 Why's he calling us dogs 'gentle'?
00:07:07 (Imitating ShahRukh Khan)
00:07:08 (Imitating ShahRukh Khan)
00:07:11 (Imitating ShahRukh Khan)
00:07:15 Aey IntervaI.
00:07:17 keep quiet.
00:07:19 film freak!
00:07:20 Come on, show me the money!
00:07:21 Money?
00:07:22 What money?
00:07:25 Bones you fooI.
00:07:27 let's see some bones.
00:07:29 It's our currency. you see!
00:07:31 Uh. ah. ok!
00:07:34 What man?
00:07:35 Look. buddies,
00:07:37 I'll just leave. ok!
00:07:41 Get me a knife!
00:07:43 Let's teach this guy a lesson!
00:07:44 No! Hey listen.
00:07:46 guys. guys. guys.
00:07:48 Boss, let's use a blade!
00:07:50 A knife won't be same things.
00:07:52 That talk is not there buddy!
00:07:54 Aey Guru!
00:07:56 (Imitating Sunny DeoI)
00:07:59 (Imitating Sunny DeoI)
00:08:04 I say.
00:08:05 . use a pair of scissors.
00:08:07 Dude!
00:08:09 These guys are really dumb!
00:08:14 Excuse me.
00:08:15 Chaps!
00:08:18 You guys haven't actually
00:08:20 Right?
00:08:22 Not yet. but we're
00:08:24 So?
00:08:25 . and you'll be just perfect!
00:08:28 Like guys.
00:08:30 Stop. Stop. excuse me.
00:08:31 stop.
00:08:32 No I mean seriously,
00:08:36 You don't look like
00:08:37 do you know how cooI
00:08:39 Do you?
00:08:41 you chaps look like a bunch of
00:08:43 . from an 80's bollywood
00:08:46 I mean people are bored of this
00:08:49 Spice things up a bit guys!
00:08:51 Leave the past behind.
00:08:52 the world's zipping past you!
00:08:54 Where?
00:08:56 I can help you guys.
00:08:57 I could give you a cooI look.
00:08:58 like style you guys.
00:09:02 Eh! What's this son-of-a-ticketless
00:09:06 You catch his drift?
00:09:08 It's all flying way
00:09:10 Look.
00:09:11 I'll style one of you
00:09:15 You like it, you let me go.
00:09:17 If you don't, truss me up
00:09:22 Come on try me!
00:09:24 Come on.
00:09:25 who's first?
00:09:27 Him. him. him.
00:09:30 No. no. I'm not going first.
00:09:33 FooI, you need it most.
00:09:35 zip up and sit tight!
00:09:41 Alright
00:09:42 here we go.
00:09:44 everything is gonna be fine.
00:10:03 Done!
00:10:04 Wow! IntervaI's looking better
00:10:09 Ok boys, who's next?
00:10:31 Ahem!
00:10:33 So, did you like it?
00:10:35 Like. of course!
00:10:41 One. two. three
00:10:47 this is the first time we've got
00:10:51 Eww gross!
00:10:56 Man! Where were you
00:11:00 Aye Romeo.
00:11:02 So what other tricks
00:11:05 Get over it. you're a cat.
00:11:08 Business!
00:11:13 Business.
00:11:15 Think about it!
00:11:16 If we start a business.
00:11:18 that attracts dogs like
00:11:20 and we mint bones by the dozens.
00:11:22 we could use all that wealth.
00:11:24 to make these pipes look snazzy.
00:11:25 we could gorge on lip
00:11:28 I mean. dude.
00:11:29 We can live the life!
00:11:31 Think about it!
00:11:32 You won't have to live
00:11:34 Business?
00:11:36 Now what sorta business.
00:11:38 will get us that sort of moolah?
00:11:41 A salon!
00:11:43 Romeo's Salon!
00:11:46 YrF
00:11:58 Come on my friend, gimme a try
00:12:05 Come on. Come on
00:12:08 Why do you crawI, come lets fly
00:12:12 Come on. Come on
00:12:17 Life's gotta be fun
00:12:22 A step ahead I wanna be
00:12:27 I want the world to follow me
00:12:31 Our tails stand upright
00:12:34 bow before our might
00:12:36 Come on.
00:12:38 Come on
00:12:41 Our tails stand upright
00:12:44 bow before our might
00:12:46 Come on.
00:12:48 Come on
00:13:15 Bob cut
00:13:16 beveI cut
00:13:17 fringe cut
00:13:18 long cut
00:13:19 Somewhere here is your
00:13:20 No 'if' here, no 'but'
00:13:22 Only pigtails getting cut
00:13:25 A step ahead I wanna be
00:13:30 I want the world to follow me
00:13:32 Our tails stand upright
00:13:37 bow before our might
00:13:39 Come on.
00:13:41 Come on
00:13:44 Our tails stand upright
00:13:46 bow before our might
00:13:48 Come on.
00:13:51 Come on
00:17:01 Hey!
00:17:03 How about ending this
00:17:07 No!
00:17:09 Hey come on.
00:17:11 just one kiss!
00:17:14 No!
00:17:16 But whenever I dance.
00:17:18 girls always kiss me!
00:17:20 Sorry.
00:17:21 . but not this girI.
00:17:24 I'm not that kind of girl.
00:17:26 I don't even know you.
00:17:31 I was rehearsing here.
00:17:33 you came by.
00:17:35 We waltzed for a bit.
00:17:40 You dance well.
00:17:43 but that's that.
00:17:45 Don't start getting any ideas.
00:17:48 But I. wait!
00:18:03 Dude! I love her!
00:18:06 ROMEO'S IN LOOOOOVE!
00:18:12 I'm in love. love.
00:18:17 OUCH! Dude! Love hurts!
00:18:34 Ay.
00:18:36 No discounts here!
00:18:38 Pay up man.
00:18:40 (Imitating Dharmendra)
00:18:45 O- Ho! Slick as ever!
00:18:48 Field clear!
00:18:53 Chhainu. Charlie's
00:18:58 Run. run. run!
00:19:13 Silence!
00:19:15 Eww. Spit!
00:19:22 HaiI Ch-ch-charlie Anna!
00:19:26 Hmm. Hail Charlie Anna
00:19:32 What do we have here? A mirror.
00:19:35 Hmm. Hey Edward scissorhands.
00:19:37 What is this I see?
00:19:40 Statue?
00:19:43 Catch catch
00:19:44 You son of a barber!
00:19:49 Beauty Parlours.
00:19:53 You've started up
00:19:58 Tell me.
00:20:01 Do you have Charlie Anna's
00:20:08 Hehe Chhainu,
00:20:12 we are forgots.
00:20:16 You son of an amnesiac!
00:20:18 Do you remember the day today?
00:20:22 It's collection day!
00:20:25 For Charlie Anna's
00:20:30 Now look here
00:20:32 I am Charlie Anna's
00:20:35 But I have to pay up too!
00:20:38 Chhainu brother.
00:20:39 we were on our way to you right after
00:20:43 Of course you were baby.
00:20:46 Parlour!
00:20:49 Let me test it out for myself!
00:20:54 Of course sir
00:20:56 incoming incoming.
00:20:58 Your hair cut on the house!
00:21:01 No chargings for cuttings!
00:21:03 Free? This I got to see!
00:21:09 I like this royaI treatment.
00:21:12 Clean up this mess!
00:21:24 Hey!
00:21:25 Hey what's going on?
00:21:28 Stick it back.
00:21:30 And where is everybody?
00:21:32 Why's everyone buzzing
00:21:36 Who's this ball of gel?
00:21:39 Shhhh!
00:21:40 Carefu! Romeo you have no
00:21:44 Whoever he is,
00:21:47 he's still a cartoon.
00:21:50 Shhh! That's Chhainu.
00:21:51 Don Charlie Anna's right hand.
00:21:54 Messing with him means messing
00:21:59 So we're giving him a free
00:22:03 WHAT!
00:22:04 FREE?
00:22:06 YOU MUST BE JOKING!
00:22:07 No one gets a free haircut!
00:22:10 What were you thinking?
00:22:12 Who said we dole out
00:22:13 No free haircuts.
00:22:15 GET OUT!
00:22:17 Shut your face ball of geI!
00:22:20 you don't know who
00:22:23 You'll charge me?
00:22:26 If Charlie Anna so much as
00:22:28 he'll use you as his personaI
00:22:30 . rest of your days
00:22:34 HEY! What's this?!
00:22:39 What do you think of yourself?
00:22:43 Go tell your Anna.
00:22:45 Romeo doesn't toss bones
00:22:48 Now, SCRAM!
00:22:52 Hey scissorhands.
00:22:54 finish my haircut at least.
00:22:56 makes me feeI a little incomplete!
00:22:59 Get out.
00:23:00 GET OUT!
00:23:02 You son of a dog. how dare you?!
00:23:05 Wait till CHARLIE ANNA
00:23:11 No one has any respect for me!
00:23:14 There are no decent folk left
00:23:20 Stop it you guys, the show's over,
00:23:23 I'm going back to bed
00:23:27 I couldn't get a wink of
00:23:31 Hey sleeping beauty wake up!
00:23:36 Ok wise guy!
00:23:37 Where are all those bones we've
00:23:39 Fork them out.
00:23:40 We need to give
00:23:46 That's funny.
00:23:51 Are you serious?
00:23:52 Look around you guys!
00:23:54 How do you think I paid to make
00:23:56 Think about it.
00:23:57 With the bones we earned
00:24:04 You mean we don't have
00:24:07 Not one.?
00:24:08 C'mon guys.
00:24:10 Those bones were not earned for us
00:24:16 Now I have to make myself going.
00:24:18 farewell!
00:24:19 good bye.
00:24:20 bye bye.
00:24:22 Aye you bunch of melodramatic fools,
00:24:25 There's no point in running.
00:24:26 Charlie Anna will find us
00:24:29 We can't escape him.
00:24:31 We have no choice left.
00:24:35 but to groveI before him
00:24:40 Come on then let's goes.
00:24:41 . before he beats us
00:24:45 Our orchestra will
00:25:05 Dude! Who the heck
00:25:12 I'm coming empty handed, I hope anna
00:25:18 I should have brought
00:25:23 That's what I keep telling them
00:25:27 I guess everything
00:25:34 Such a large gathering.
00:25:37 Must be a serious matter.
00:25:44 Please Charlie Anna, help me.
00:25:48 My life's in danger!
00:25:52 Tension not.
00:25:54 You paid my weeklies on time.
00:25:58 With Anna's blessing,
00:26:01 Be happy my chappie.
00:26:05 Go!
00:26:08 Charlie Anna you're the greatest.
00:26:11 hail Charlie Anna.
00:26:20 I like.
00:26:27 Oh! Reverse!
00:26:34 Hehe go east, go west,
00:26:38 Anna, this week we've collected
00:26:42 Useless fellow!
00:26:45 Fool! Donkey!
00:26:50 Useless fellow!
00:26:53 Hail Charlie anna!
00:26:56 Had breakfast Anna?
00:26:57 GET OUT!
00:27:01 Nonsense persons!
00:27:03 What have I been hearing?
00:27:04 They started up a new business.
00:27:06 . and Guru's gang didn't
00:27:09 New business with a new boss.
00:27:12 And they didn't pay up
00:27:16 Those dogs haven't paid me?
00:27:18 USELESS FELLOW! FOOL!
00:27:24 What did you go there for then?
00:27:26 Half a hair cut and no weeklies?
00:27:30 How could you be my official
00:27:35 Anna I say.
00:27:39 The thing is.
00:27:40 Guru and his gang are here!
00:27:44 Get lost now.
00:27:46 go stand guard over
00:27:49 REZUME POZITION I ZAY!
00:27:53 GET OUT!
00:27:57 GO!
00:28:01 Look where you're standing!
00:28:10 Come in!
00:28:12 H- Hail Charlie Anna!
00:28:16 ANGELS!
00:28:31 These are my angels!
00:28:33 Charlie's Angels!
00:28:36 Jokes!
00:28:38 Yintroductions
00:28:41 Silk Sunitha.
00:28:44 Nylon Nalini.
00:28:47 Polyester Padmini!
00:28:51 You can't even start to imagine
00:28:56 YUNDERSTAND! hmm.
00:28:58 But Anna.
00:29:00 ZILENCE I ZAY!
00:29:07 Up. Side. Down.
00:29:10 Ok so who wants to be the first to
00:29:16 Eeni meeni maini mo.
00:29:53 Whoa hope no one saw me!
00:29:55 A fine place I found to have a nap
00:30:02 Bones!
00:30:13 Chhainu!
00:30:15 Darling Chhainu!
00:30:20 Angeles?
00:30:22 Chhainu darling.
00:30:26 Handsome, dashing Chhainu.
00:30:30 Follow me Chhainu.
00:30:32 Local birds.
00:30:36 Angeles?
00:30:40 Why are you playing this
00:30:42 . shade with me you naughty girl?
00:30:43 Handsome dashing Chhainu.
00:30:50 Now that you are here don't feel
00:31:06 Angels!
00:31:08 Yangels! Pickle these four!
00:31:11 The End!
00:31:16 Hail Charlie Anna!
00:31:19 Romeo. Romeo.
00:31:28 Wow! What a personality!
00:31:33 Dude!
00:31:34 What?
00:31:35 Oh. Sorry!
00:31:36 Anna! I've brought the weekly
00:31:38 for you.!
00:31:39 I've got it!
00:31:42 These are from me and my friends.
00:31:44 He got it. Saved.
00:31:47 Who are you?
00:31:48 Yintroduce!
00:31:50 Anna I'm their friend. Romeo.
00:31:54 Room? Who's room?
00:31:57 Hahaha. Good one.
00:31:58 No. um. Romeo.
00:32:01 like Romeo!
00:32:02 ZAME TO ZAME!
00:32:04 ROOMEAO ROOMEAO!
00:32:05 Yes. very good.
00:32:08 Anna, I've traveled a long
00:32:11 Just to get an audience with you.
00:32:13 I'm your biggest fan!
00:32:15 Please let me go.
00:32:19 I see!
00:32:23 Fan? Hahaha. Wokay.
00:32:26 Charlie has fans everywhere.
00:32:29 I like.
00:32:45 uh. Anna.
00:32:47 so can we go now?
00:32:49 Please.
00:32:51 Lizzen Roomeao!
00:32:55 You're new here.
00:32:57 Keep one thing in mind.
00:33:01 I am a dangerous persons!
00:33:06 I am so dangerous that sometimes
00:33:13 If you mess with Charlie Anna
00:33:18 GET OUT!
00:33:23 STOP!
00:33:26 You're my fan, right?
00:33:30 Here!
00:33:31 My yautograph.
00:33:35 Be happy my chappie!
00:33:40 ANNA! ANNA!
00:33:44 ANNA! ANNA!
00:33:45 Chhainu! We're done for!
00:33:46 Anna.
00:33:48 Control. Stop. control.
00:33:56 ANNA! Anna!
00:33:57 He's the one. the root of
00:33:59 he threw me out.
00:34:01 and didn't even pay me your
00:34:05 Son of betel nut!
00:34:06 You're trying to fool me?! Liar!
00:34:10 There. their protection money!
00:34:13 Hail Charlie Anna!
00:34:20 Get out!
00:34:22 GET OUT!
00:34:29 Every dog gets his day!
00:34:30 One day I will have mine!
00:34:32 Nonsense persons!
00:34:35 (Imitating Sanjay Dutt)
00:34:40 Oh yes. that was close shavings!
00:34:45 Well I guess!
00:34:52 Hide!
00:34:55 Be carefuI!
00:34:57 Saved.
00:35:18 Hey guys! What's wrong?
00:35:20 That was the municipality van.
00:35:23 It drives by sometimes.
00:35:26 Some dogs get caught.
00:35:29 . and the municipality workers lock
00:35:35 And then.
00:35:38 you never hear of those
00:35:45 Scram!
00:35:54 uh. guys. sorry but I gotta go!
00:35:58 Bye!
00:36:07 One encounter with Anna.
00:36:09 . and the guy's lost his marbles!
00:36:23 Hi! I'm Romeo!
00:36:32 No thanks!
00:36:36 Ever since I set my eyes on you.
00:36:38 I can't stop thinking about you.
00:36:40 I think I'm falling
00:36:51 Look, I'm not lying.
00:36:53 I'm really in love with you!
00:36:57 And I'll do anything to prove it!
00:36:59 Anything!
00:37:00 Just say the word!
00:37:19 Anything?
00:37:23 Yeah anything!
00:37:26 Fine!
00:37:27 I perform at the Moonlight
00:37:31 Tomorrow's my show.
00:37:33 If you really love me
00:37:37 then you'll have to
00:37:41 . in front of
00:37:43 That's all?
00:37:45 Done deal!
00:37:51 But Hello! Your name.
00:37:56 Laila!
00:38:09 WHIPEEEE!
00:38:20 Hold on a sec. Hey Romeo.
00:38:25 where are you taking us?
00:38:33 And why are you flashing
00:38:36 You look funny!
00:38:41 You are seeing funny my friend!
00:38:44 Guys. guys!
00:38:46 Romeo. is in love!
00:38:52 So who is she?
00:39:05 Follow me.
00:39:12 Excuse me please!
00:39:16 LAILA!
00:39:23 We're done for!
00:39:26 LAILA? Are you out of your mind?
00:39:30 Oye numbskull, couldn't
00:39:33 Charlie Anna's crazy about Laila!
00:39:35 She. She. she's.
00:39:38 Anna's girlfriend?
00:39:41 Heck no! She doesn't so much as
00:39:44 But since Anna's crazy about her.
00:39:47 no one dare speak to her.
00:39:50 They're scared!
00:39:52 Only a lunatic would
00:39:55 And you're truly loony man!
00:39:58 Buddy!
00:39:59 Anna's gonna smack
00:40:01 He will hit you with life!
00:40:05 (Imitating Dharmendra)
00:40:37 It's been a while since
00:40:40 . to see the future Mrs. Anna.
00:40:44 Start!
00:40:46 YrF
00:41:07 Touch.
00:41:11 Touch these lips.
00:41:34 Touch my heart just this one time,
00:41:42 Say the words just this one time,
00:41:50 O Laila! O Laila!
00:41:53 O Laila! O Laila!
00:41:57 I'm the dog of your dreams
00:42:01 O Laila! O Laila!
00:42:05 Touch.
00:42:09 Touch these lips.
00:42:52 These lips smile.
00:42:56 why don't you go on and smile too.
00:43:00 They sparkle,
00:43:03 touch and turn them to stars
00:43:06 Bring them to earth,
00:43:12 come on
00:43:14 They're closer now,
00:43:19 . come on.
00:43:23 O Laila! O Laila!
00:43:28 O Laila! O Laila!
00:43:31 I'm the dog of your dreams
00:43:35 O Laila! O Laila!
00:43:39 Touch.
00:43:43 Touch these lips.
00:44:17 NO! ROMEOOO. ROMEOOOOOO.!
00:44:21 LAILA! LAILA!
00:44:24 ROMEO!
00:44:31 Guys. come on. let me go!
00:44:35 No. no. not up there.
00:44:38 Hey Romeo, you're dead meat.
00:44:42 You ball of gel, there's no way
00:44:46 PLEASE STOP!
00:44:49 IT'S HURTING!
00:44:55 I'M LIKING!
00:45:00 Now you know.
00:45:01 what happens to those who
00:45:06 AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
00:45:08 STOP PLEASE!
00:45:10 So you wanna dance eh. eh?
00:45:14 You wanna be
00:45:25 AIYYO! WHY?
00:45:27 WHY I ZAY!
00:45:30 Why doesn't Laila love me!
00:45:35 Me. this dashing,
00:45:39 why does she treat me
00:45:41 Why does she have to
00:45:45 Come to think of it.
00:45:47 I'm not half bad looking myself.
00:45:49 HEY! MIRROR!
00:45:55 Look at this!
00:45:57 I am so handsome.
00:45:59 . before me all are pale!
00:46:01 But before Laila.
00:46:04 I always fail!
00:46:07 What to do Oh MUMMY.
00:46:13 YANGELS!
00:46:15 It's THE END for him!
00:46:17 AAAAH! ANNA STOP PLEASE!
00:46:20 I didn't know you liked Laila!
00:46:23 I'm new here!
00:46:26 I'll make her
00:46:30 YANGELS STOP I ZAY! Wait!
00:46:35 These words you just uttered.
00:46:39 Please repeat!
00:46:41 Anna, if I had even the slightest
00:46:44 do you think I'd have the
00:46:47 You see, don't worry.
00:46:49 I know how to win
00:46:50 You don't worry.
00:46:52 I'll win her over for you!
00:46:54 Just give me some time.
00:46:55 . and you have my word.
00:46:57 Laila will be yours!
00:47:00 Mister oversmart.
00:47:03 if I couldn't impress her
00:47:06 . with my drop dead
00:47:10 What will a fool like
00:47:13 Tell tell!
00:47:15 Yangels THE END!
00:47:17 No!
00:47:19 please, listen to me.
00:47:20 You don't know these girls!
00:47:22 They like to play hard to get!
00:47:24 But you don't worry.
00:47:26 a great don like you must have
00:47:29 Let me worry
00:47:31 let me go.
00:47:32 hehe.
00:47:33 and I promise Laila will be yours.
00:47:38 Leave these small worries
00:47:40 You relax Anna!
00:47:42 Just chill.
00:47:43 Ooh!
00:47:45 Sorry I'm just.
00:47:46 a little nervous.
00:47:47 Hmmm!
00:47:49 Hmmm! Wokay! Wokay.
00:47:53 If Laila is mine.
00:47:57 I won't steam you into an idli!
00:48:01 Wokay!
00:48:02 But, however, although.
00:48:07 If you don't do as promised.
00:48:10 Never Anna.
00:48:11 Then.
00:48:12 THE END!
00:48:38 Dude.
00:48:39 you don't standing a chances.
00:48:41 it's impossible to be convincing
00:48:44 Now listen up
00:48:45 every morning a goods train
00:48:47 for the southernmost
00:48:51 it's been arranged.
00:48:53 get on it and disappear.
00:48:55 and once you've touched the tip,
00:48:58 catch the steamer for
00:49:00 If you're lucky Anna will
00:49:03 Bye Romeo. Bon voyager!
00:49:06 Oh Romeo!
00:49:09 Laila!
00:49:19 Anna Anna!
00:49:21 Get a grip on yourself.
00:49:23 send Laila back!
00:49:24 Yeah yeah.
00:49:33 Oh! Uh.
00:49:35 Hi. uh.
00:49:36 Won't you.
00:49:38 ask me in?
00:49:39 No. say no!
00:49:41 Uh. yeah. of course.
00:49:44 please. please.
00:49:48 Hmmm.
00:49:51 nice place you have here!
00:49:58 I've heard
00:50:02 there's magic in those
00:50:04 make me look like the way
00:50:09 I want to look like your Laila.
00:50:12 Romeo's Laila.
00:50:16 The End!
00:50:33 NOOOO.
00:50:37 You're close to me. so right
00:50:40 you're with me. so right.
00:50:44 You're close to me. so right
00:50:48 you're with me. so right.
00:50:52 How do I say it.
00:50:55 why do I feeI so right?
00:50:59 You're close to me. so right
00:51:03 you're with me. so right.
00:51:08 You're close to me. so right
00:51:11 you're with me. so right.
00:51:19 Beautiful!
00:51:20 Romeo's Laila.
00:51:23 Won't you.
00:51:25 walk me home.?
00:51:33 I've fallen in love.
00:51:36 this love is forever and ever.
00:51:41 Ready!
00:51:56 Three. Four. Five.
00:51:59 Six.
00:52:01 I've scored six!
00:52:02 I've won!
00:52:04 Hey!
00:52:05 What's going on here?
00:52:08 It's the most popular sport here.
00:52:11 The dog.
00:52:12 who wakes the most number of humans
00:52:15 wins!
00:52:17 Laila. That's Laila
00:52:20 Even Romeo is here.
00:52:21 Romeo. romeo.
00:52:22 Romeo come on, give it a try.
00:52:23 Come on buddy. come on.
00:52:25 Hey no no. guys forget it,
00:52:29 Come on come on.
00:52:31 Go on!
00:52:33 For my sake!
00:52:36 Win it for me!
00:52:50 This mellow breeze is so right
00:52:57 This moment of being
00:53:06 Everytime I see you
00:53:13 I want to feel your touch
00:53:39 . 8,9, and 10!
00:53:43 Romeo wins!
00:53:45 It's a record!
00:53:47 The feeling I felt
00:53:55 It touches my heart by day,
00:54:03 You're close to me. so right
00:54:06 you're with me. so right.
00:54:10 You're close to me. so right
00:54:14 you're with me. so right.
00:54:18 Uh. haha.
00:54:37 well, that was fun.
00:54:42 so then.
00:54:44 I guess.
00:54:46 goodnight.
00:54:49 The first time we met.
00:54:52 you wanted to.
00:54:54 kiss me.
00:54:56 remember?
00:55:01 The next full moon night
00:55:03 at that very spot.
00:55:08 this time.
00:55:10 I won't say no!
00:55:20 I promise.!
00:55:24 Bye.
00:55:25 Bye.
00:55:28 Hand up, Meaning. something's up!
00:55:34 AAAAH!
00:55:35 DUDE!
00:55:37 Don't go sneaking around like that!
00:55:39 What are you doing here?
00:55:41 Why you canine casanova?
00:55:45 Fixing a date for Anna eh?
00:55:48 You haven't, right?
00:55:50 date. of course. of course.
00:55:52 er. yes. tomorrow!
00:55:54 Tomorrow.
00:55:56 Tomorrow night!
00:55:57 Night?
00:55:58 At the main square!
00:56:00 At the main square?
00:56:02 That's just what
00:56:03 That means.
00:56:05 it's fixed?
00:56:07 Really?
00:56:08 Hmmm. I see.
00:56:11 Ok then,
00:56:13 I'll go tell Anna.
00:56:15 This cake should get baked
00:56:18 you better make sure of that. ok?
00:56:19 Of course.
00:56:21 you tell Anna.
00:56:23 I'll make sure of that. haha.
00:56:26 Date fixing barber!
00:56:30 Good for nothing sidekick!
00:56:33 What did you just say?
00:56:35 Nothing.
00:56:36 Hey Chhainu Bro. hehe
00:56:37 Just like that.
00:56:38 Good night.
00:56:39 Just like that, hmmm.
00:56:49 Idea!
00:56:54 Stop!
00:56:55 Come on guys! Lemme go!
00:56:57 Have you fellows lost it?
00:57:00 If Anna gets to know,
00:57:02 he'll have us on his dinner plate!
00:57:04 Listen just chill will you!
00:57:05 You just need to wear this shawI and
00:57:08 that's all!
00:57:09 But Romeo.
00:57:11 Keep quiet!
00:57:12 And listen,
00:57:13 Laila, that is you,
00:57:16 . put him down so bad that he never
00:57:20 You understand.
00:57:21 You'll get me killed!
00:57:23 (Imitating Sanjay Dutt)
00:57:26 Hey!
00:57:27 I told you!
00:57:28 I won't do it.
00:57:31 You've been trying to become
00:57:36 this is your chance.
00:57:38 do this well.
00:57:42 and we'll accept you.
00:57:45 as one of us!
00:57:49 Dog!
00:57:53 Anna is here.
00:57:54 Anna's come gone my-friends!
00:58:11 Hide. fast faster fastest!
00:58:22 HELP!
00:58:25 Exposure!
00:58:30 I want to paly the game of love!
00:58:32 I want you in the name of love!
00:58:35 I want to paly the game of love!
00:58:38 I want you in the name of love!
00:58:49 Just go on!
00:58:52 What have I got myself into!
00:58:56 Come with me I want to fly!
00:59:03 Don't stop let the whole world know!
00:59:08 Come fast. come fast.
00:59:15 Love is fast. life is slow!
00:59:25 Laila!
00:59:26 My zweet zweet Laila!
00:59:29 Is it really you?
00:59:33 Yo fat head it is me!
00:59:35 uh. er.
00:59:39 I mean.
00:59:41 yes. I am Laila!
00:59:46 From myself.
00:59:51 with love!
00:59:56 Aiyyo Laila.
00:59:57 I'm your biggest fan.
00:59:59 not just a fan, I'm your
01:00:03 Jokes!
01:00:04 I've loved you for so long now.
01:00:08 but you don't even look
01:00:12 I have large posters of you pasted
01:00:17 We are made for each other!
01:00:21 Will you please be my girlfriend?
01:00:35 GIRLFRIEND!
01:00:38 YOURS!
01:00:39 You donkey!
01:00:41 Have you ever looked at yourself
01:00:44 You look like an ape
01:00:47 Fatty. grumpy. senile.
01:00:50 you don't even know
01:00:53 all you can do is throw your weight
01:00:56 being your girlfriend would be worse
01:01:01 In fact you're such an ungly beast.
01:01:04 I can't even bring myself
01:01:07 Yuck.!
01:01:10 The fooI.
01:01:11 she's overacting!
01:01:14 You look like a complete fooI.
01:01:17 how could you even think it.
01:01:19 Your girlfriend!
01:01:23 You should be hanged upside down
01:01:26 How dare you!
01:01:28 You should be cut into stale little
01:01:41 I don't know what you say!
01:01:58 Aiyyyoooooo! Laila
01:02:00 Laila I zay!
01:02:01 How now!
01:02:04 Looks like Laila doesn't
01:02:07 otherwise.
01:02:09 she would never have
01:02:10 dashing young dog like me!
01:02:12 How?
01:02:21 Aiyyo Roomeao!
01:02:24 You cheated me!
01:02:29 Anna. Stop.
01:02:31 CHEATER!
01:02:33 You promised me.
01:02:34 that Laila would be my girlfriend.
01:02:39 YANGELS!
01:02:40 THE END!
01:02:44 ANNA!
01:02:45 But Laila's agreed to one more date!
01:02:48 Yangels! PAUSE!
01:02:54 What did you just say?
01:02:57 Repeat.
01:02:58 Yes Anna!
01:02:59 Laila's agreed to meet
01:03:02 The next full moon night.
01:03:04 on that shingled roof.
01:03:06 where she rehearses her dance.!
01:03:09 Destiny!
01:03:15 What's the point!
01:03:17 She'll fry my try again!
01:03:21 Yangels!
01:03:23 The End!
01:03:27 Anna! Please! No!
01:03:29 She won't do any such thing.
01:03:32 Look,
01:03:34 I admit the first date
01:03:36 but she did agree to give
01:03:39 There must be something to it!
01:03:41 The job's as good as done no Anna?
01:03:42 It just needs a finaI push.
01:03:45 You'll have to impress
01:03:48 In front!
01:03:50 You'll have to look cool Anna,
01:03:55 Kwool?
01:03:56 What kwool?
01:03:58 Cool, Anna, cool!
01:04:00 Girls like style you know!
01:04:03 Style you zay!
01:04:05 I am full of style!
01:04:10 See!
01:04:16 Yangels!
01:04:17 The End!
01:04:21 Anna please!
01:04:22 I'll teach you how to impress Laila.
01:04:24 You don't worry!
01:04:26 I'll make you cooI!
01:04:28 How much kwooler?
01:04:31 Tell tell!
01:04:33 YrF
01:04:39 I like this groove!
01:04:45 When your heart's troubled by love
01:04:47 Don't forget
01:04:49 Don't be simple, don't be dull
01:04:51 Be cool my pet
01:04:54 Cool cool.
01:04:55 cooI cooI.
01:04:56 that's the rule!
01:04:58 CooI cooI.
01:04:59 cool cool.
01:05:00 that's the rule!
01:05:02 You will never be cooI,
01:05:04 Stop this whining.
01:05:06 Don't be silly like a bum,
01:05:08 Girls don't like this whining!
01:05:10 My heart wants to meet
01:05:15 What do I do to make her mine?
01:05:19 Cool cool, cool cool,
01:05:21 that's the rule
01:05:23 Cool cool, cool cool,
01:05:25 that's the rule
01:05:27 Charlie is Laila's
01:05:29 and Laila is Charlie's
01:05:31 Welcome welcome will they say
01:05:34 please come please come
01:05:36 Look in my eyes,
01:05:38 love is what you'll see
01:05:40 Us and our little Charlie
01:05:44 First learn the rules of love
01:05:49 Cool cool, the style schooI
01:05:52 You need to go to schooI
01:05:57 Cool cool, the style school
01:06:02 Come on, let's do it baby!
01:06:08 Angels!
01:06:09 Everytime you chase a girI,
01:06:11 Enough of this chasing around
01:06:13 Everytime you look aloof,
01:06:15 She'll be yours this time!
01:06:18 I run behind,
01:06:20 ahead is my heart
01:06:22 Laila smiles, I get torn apart
01:06:26 Cool cool, Cool cool,
01:06:29 that's the. whatever!
01:06:31 Cool cool, Cool cool,
01:06:33 I see!
01:06:34 This way or that
01:06:38 Laila will say that
01:06:41 She will be mine for ever and ever
01:06:43 Make me modern,
01:06:45 make me hip
01:06:47 Laila should see me
01:06:51 First learn the rules love
01:06:56 the style school
01:07:00 You need to go to school
01:07:04 Long live Charlie!
01:07:08 When your heart's troubled by love
01:07:12 Don't be simple, don't be dull
01:07:18 Check this out!
01:07:19 Cool cool, cool cool,
01:07:21 that's the rule
01:07:23 Cool cool, cool cool,
01:07:26 The schooI of love, baby!
01:07:30 that's the rule
01:07:32 So kick back Charlie.
01:07:36 Cool!
01:07:46 Full Moon night!
01:07:48 It's the night of my big
01:07:51 And Laila's big date with Anna!
01:07:53 Anna will be here any minute now.
01:07:57 Ok Guys. that's it.
01:07:59 I'm gonna tell Laila
01:08:01 everything!
01:08:02 Hey mentaI hospitaI's life member,
01:08:04 Remember!
01:08:06 Take our advice. beat it!
01:08:08 No man. I love Laila.
01:08:10 I can't lie to her.
01:08:12 My foot!
01:08:13 If Anna gets to know.
01:08:15 (Imitating Jaaved Jaaferi)
01:08:16 I don't care! Whatever.
01:08:19 I'm gonna tell Laila everything.
01:08:21 Oh Romeo!
01:08:45 Hello Romeo!
01:08:54 Er. ah. um.
01:08:56 well.
01:08:57 It's the night of our first kiss!
01:09:01 Uh. um. er. a. ba. er.
01:09:02 OWW!
01:09:05 Excuse me?
01:09:06 Er. I. I mean wow!
01:09:09 Wow!
01:09:11 You're looking gorgeous!
01:09:19 Er. Laila.
01:09:22 I need to tell you something.
01:09:24 you know.
01:09:25 actually.
01:09:26 Shhhhh!
01:09:32 Hello!
01:09:33 What's this?!
01:09:34 . and you've kept her for yourself!
01:09:56 Chhainu.!
01:09:57 I'm done for!
01:10:01 Buddy you are soooo finished!
01:10:06 You've two-timed Anna!
01:10:12 Hey! Chhainu. that.
01:10:13 HEY! Buddy
01:10:15 you promised Anna
01:10:17 you'll make Laila his girlfriend
01:10:20 . and you've kept her for yourself!
01:10:23 WHAT!
01:10:25 What's he talking about Romeo?
01:10:26 Hello sister-in-law!
01:10:29 This guy's a two-faced crook!
01:10:32 Speak up.
01:10:33 Why are you looking at me?
01:10:35 Romeo.
01:10:37 Is this true?
01:10:39 Did you promise Charlie
01:10:41 you'll make me his girlfriend?
01:10:43 Er. Laila. I can explain.
01:10:46 I had no choice.
01:10:47 YES OR NO?
01:10:49 Er. no. uh.
01:10:51 yes.
01:10:52 but I can explain.
01:10:56 See the truth prevails.
01:10:59 After tonight
01:11:00 I don't ever want to
01:11:04 Laila please.
01:11:05 please listen.
01:11:08 You've only gotten slapped so far!
01:11:11 Wait till Anna hears of this.
01:11:13 you're a goner.
01:11:15 There is no honesty left
01:11:18 kissing on the rooftop!
01:11:34 (Imitating Shatrughan Sinha)
01:11:44 RUN!
01:11:49 Son-of-a-gun if you'd run earlier
01:11:51 . now because of you
01:11:53 we all have to run!
01:12:14 ROOMEAO!
01:12:18 RUN! RUN!
01:12:47 My mistake! Sorry!
01:12:49 Angels attack!
01:13:06 ATTACK!
01:13:20 (Imitating Rajesh Khanna)
01:13:26 One look at you and I knew love.
01:13:31 That love's a crazy little thing.
01:13:37 Where do we go from here.
01:13:42 We could die in your arms.
01:13:48 One look at you and I knew love!
01:13:54 Hey!
01:14:06 Where has this Mini disappeared!
01:14:22 Oh! It's just a mouse!
01:14:33 Hey jumping jack!
01:14:49 Hello! What do we have here?
01:14:53 Chhainu! Bye.
01:14:57 Jumbo jet?!
01:15:01 I'm done for!
01:15:10 I'll get you for this Mini!
01:15:39 Roomeao!
01:15:42 Today I won't spare you!
01:15:47 If you are a son of a dog.
01:15:49 then fight me!
01:15:51 Come on!
01:15:53 Make my day!
01:15:58 You think.
01:15:59 a flea like you loves Laila
01:16:04 Of course Anna!
01:16:06 I love laila a million
01:16:09 How dare you!
01:16:14 Kung Fu Anna!
01:16:23 If you so much as touch me,
01:16:27 . I'll fry you into an omlette!
01:16:36 Come on. touch me!
01:16:40 You touch and show first.
01:16:42 No you touch.
01:16:44 No you.
01:16:45 No you I zay.
01:16:47 If you touch me.
01:16:49 And if. you touch me.
01:16:53 Go for it!
01:16:54 You go for it! Go!
01:16:56 You go!
01:16:58 Go!
01:16:59 You go!
01:17:01 Ok then. I'll go!
01:17:02 Bye!
01:17:05 Mummy!
01:17:18 Where will you go from here?
01:17:29 Oh no. not again!
01:17:31 The end!
01:17:36 The dog pound!
01:17:38 Yippee! The dog pound!
01:17:43 See you later alligator!
01:18:02 Round up all these roadside strays.
01:18:05 Keep a look out for that
01:18:10 He's been giving us the slip
01:18:12 Look there!
01:18:14 Catch him!
01:18:36 Find him. He couldn't
01:18:49 Catch him!
01:18:52 He is running away.
01:18:55 catch him.
01:18:57 Hey! Anna!
01:19:00 The dog pound!
01:19:02 (Imitating Amitabh Bachchan)
01:19:04 (Imitating Amitabh Bachchan). in
01:19:16 Lets try and catch some more!
01:19:48 Let's try and round up some more
01:19:53 C'mon!
01:20:05 Romeo. Romeo!
01:20:06 Oh man! Romeo! Disaster!
01:20:10 How'd Romeo get caught.
01:20:11 Romeo got caught because of me!
01:20:17 Its not my fault.
01:20:21 Double disaster!
01:20:23 The municipality guys were About
01:20:27 but Romeo jumped out in
01:20:32 Lizzen you Rascals!
01:20:35 Get that watchman out of
01:20:39 I'll take care of the rest.
01:20:42 Go!
01:21:12 Roomeaw!
01:21:13 forget the fear.
01:21:15 Anna is here!
01:21:17 Be appy my chappy!
01:21:24 Genius at works!
01:22:03 Come on Charlie!
01:22:15 Where will I get a pin from?
01:22:26 Saved by a hair's breadth!
01:22:28 Open Sesame!
01:22:56 You are not happy, my chappy?
01:22:58 Thank you Anna.
01:23:00 Thank you for saving me.
01:23:02 No Roomeao. No!
01:23:05 I should be thanking you!
01:23:08 You saved me despite all
01:23:14 Roomeao.
01:23:17 Ya definitely!
01:23:20 I don't hate anybody Anna.
01:23:23 I have only loved.
01:23:25 Laila.
01:23:27 but now.
01:23:29 I think I've lost her.
01:23:32 I can't live without her.
01:23:35 anyway.
01:23:38 thank you all for everything.
01:23:40 I'm going to go from here now.
01:23:42 Please.
01:23:44 don't go.
01:23:53 Aw come on.
01:23:55 . girls will come and will go.
01:23:58 Yes!
01:24:00 You not, someone else.
01:24:03 some other. and not
01:24:05 Please Zip it up you weirdo.
01:24:07 I have no idea what you're saying.
01:24:10 let me go.
01:24:12 without Laila.
01:24:14 there's just no point.
01:24:16 Romeo.
01:24:17 Roomeow.
01:24:19 I'll miss you.
01:25:01 FOOL!
01:25:03 Where you running off to with
01:25:08 Hahahaha!
01:25:11 Romeo.
01:25:12 Laila!
01:25:17 ROOMEAO!
01:25:19 What a fooI you are!
01:25:20 You're leaving your Laila behind!
01:25:23 ANNA.
01:25:24 I've cheated Laila.
01:25:26 Nonsense persons!
01:25:28 Your love was true!
01:25:30 So where's the cheating?
01:25:33 I've told Laila everything.
01:25:35 . she's understood all of it.
01:25:37 you're the biggest fooI
01:25:40 despite that Laila loves
01:25:42 Laila's yours.!
01:25:45 Not Tom's, not Dick's,
01:25:47 Only yours!
01:25:49 Jokes.
01:25:50 But true!
01:26:00 GO!
01:26:07 Go Laila. get him!
01:26:23 Where have I seen this before?
01:26:51 (Imitating ShahRukh Khan)
01:26:59 I love you!
01:27:11 Happy ending!
01:27:14 YrF
01:27:23 Life has been beautifuI.
01:27:25 not too much not too less.
01:27:27 so lets live it up.
01:27:30 Oohhh. Aahhh.
01:27:31 Me.
01:27:32 Roadside. Romeo.
01:27:36 Romeo.
01:27:38 the world's at my feet
01:27:49 Oh Romeo.
01:27:50 Romeo.
01:27:53 Oh Romeo.
01:27:54 Romeo.
01:27:56 I am. Romeo, baby!
01:27:58 Recognize me my darling?
01:28:01 I am Romeo.
01:28:05 That's me!