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Robin Hood Men In Tights
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Help! Me house is on fire! |
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Call the fire brigade! |
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Fill them up! |
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Pass the bucket! |
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There must be another way |
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That's right! |
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Every time they make a Robin Hood |
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Leave us alone, Mel Brooks! |
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Yo! Check it out |
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They was running the show |
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Raising the taxes |
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A reign of terror |
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They was shaking down the people |
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Hey! |
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- I said Hey! |
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- I said Hey! |
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The people were unhappy |
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They had no place to turn to |
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They needed a hero |
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'Cause Robin Hood was out of town |
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Hey! |
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- I said Hey! |
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- I said Hey! |
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He was put into the slammer |
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And in a little while |
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- I said Hey! |
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- I said Hey! |
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- I said Hey! |
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Hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho |
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Check it out! |
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Hello! Hello! |
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Welcome! Welcome... |
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...to your dungeon! |
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Hello! I am Falafel... |
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...maitre d' dungeon. |
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Please allow me to show you |
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Duck! |
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I always forget about that. |
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I'm so sorry, but we cannot seat you |
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Irving. |
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That's much better. Now, I leave you |
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He's our head guard. |
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Please, it's better you cooperate |
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And if there's anything you require, |
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Coming! |
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We're so busy! |
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Follow me. |
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Please sit. |
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Robin of Loxley... |
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...where is your king? |
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King? |
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King? |
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And which king might that be? |
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King Kong? |
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Larry King? |
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Lmpertinent English dog. |
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You shall talk. |
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I don't think so. |
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Churchim... |
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...please, the tongue looseners. |
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Speak, you dog. |
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Speak! |
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What did he say? |
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You don't wanna know. |
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You very brave for not a homeboy. |
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Thank you. |
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I've been in this place for a while. |
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Do you have any questions? |
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What are you in for? |
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Jaywalking. |
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I see. |
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It won't be easy getting out of here. |
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What we need is a great |
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Feat of strength? |
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Au contraire! |
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Now that you're here with me, what we |
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Don't follow. |
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Do as I do. |
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Put your feet on the bar. |
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Now, on the count of kick. |
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Kick! |
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What was that noise? |
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Noise? Noise? |
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The noise you heard was the breaking |
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Yes, that's it! |
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What? |
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He's decided to save his own life |
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Oh, yes. That's it. |
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Oh, damn my eyes! |
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Go tell your superiors |
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By the love of Allah! |
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Go! |
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It will mean a big promotion for me! |
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Go! |
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Good news is always rewarded! |
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Please go. |
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On the other hand... |
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...bad news is severely punished. |
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Now is our chance. |
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Quick, follow me! |
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- I'm free! |
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I'm going home! |
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Come on, take my hand! |
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On the count of three! |
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I just told them the good news, |
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...and... |
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And I'm in deep shit. |
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It is a very long journey |
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Well... |
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...I owe you a debt of gratitude. |
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My name is Asneeze, father of Ahchoo. |
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Bless you. |
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Ahchoo is my son. |
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He's an exchange student. |
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I'd like you to look after him. |
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He is in need of guidance. |
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Or is it the other way around? |
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Say no more. |
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I vow on the sacred word of Loxley. |
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...my solemn oath on my father's honour, |
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...on the word of my soul... |
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You must go now, |
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Well, farewell, my friend, |
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I'll find Ahchoo. |
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Goodbye, my friend. |
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Farewell! |
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Safe journey! |
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Home! |
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Home! |
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England! |
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A horse! |
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A horse! My kingdom for a horse! |
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Ahchoo? |
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Bless you! |
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I hope someone's getting |
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That must be him. |
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Watch my back! |
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Your back just got punched twice. |
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Thank you. |
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Hey, thanks, man. |
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You're welcome. |
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Who are you anyway? |
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I think now is not the time |
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Time-out! |
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Excuse me, bad guys. |
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Gotta get pumped. |
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Okay, honkies. Time in! |
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By the bye... |
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...do you know praying mantis? |
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You're looking at him. |
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Let's get out of here! |
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Yeah, boy! |
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Right, go ahead! Punk! |
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They're witches! |
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- They're possessed! |
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- Good work. |
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You haven't seen the last of us! |
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You've seen the last of us. |
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There she is, Loxley Hall. |
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Home of my family |
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Let's go! |
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Move it! |
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That's a boy! Let's go! Move it! |
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That's it. |
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Keep it going! |
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Come on, come on! |
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- Here we go. |
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You, there! I demand to know |
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Read it and weep. |
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What up with that? |
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" Hear ye, hear ye. |
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For failure to pay taxes, |
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...of the Loxley family |
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Signed, Prince John's Royal |
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This is a sham! I vow I will restore |
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You vow, we move! |
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Let's go, boys! Take it out! |
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Come on! |
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Move it! |
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Keep it going! |
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Come on! |
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That's a boy! |
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Blinkin? |
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Who's that? |
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It's Blinkin, |
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- I gotta get the horse, man. |
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Be right out! |
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Blinkin! |
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Master Robin, is that you? |
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Back from the Crusades? |
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And alive? |
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Happy day! |
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I'm quite sure there was a door there. |
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Master Robin! |
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You lost your arms in battle! |
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Oh, how terrible! |
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But you grew some nice boobs! |
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Blinkin, I'm over here. |
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Later. |
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Listen to me. |
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I thought it felt a bit drafty. |
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This never would've happened |
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He's dead? |
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Yes! |
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And my mother? |
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She died of pneumonia whilst... |
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My brothers? |
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They were all killed by the plague. |
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My dog, Pongo? |
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Run over by a carriage. |
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My goldfish, Goldie? |
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Eaten by the cat. |
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My cat? |
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Choked on the goldfish. |
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It's good to be home, |
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. |
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What is that? |
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Your father wanted me |
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He said that inside is the key... |
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...to the greatest treasure |
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May I keep it? |
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No, I think I ought |
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Of course. |
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Come, Blinkin. |
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Let us leave this |
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We have much to do, |
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Hey, Robin, wait up. |
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Oh. Well done. |
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He's fast, but I caught his ass. |
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- Who's that? |
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A Jew? Here? |
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No, no. Not a Jew. Ahchoo. |
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Hey, put it there. |
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How do you do? |
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I've been better. |
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What's that? |
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Help me! Help me! |
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Save me! |
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Save me! |
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Looks like a runaway white boy. |
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All right, steady on. |
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They're after me. |
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Who is? |
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Over that boy hand! |
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Hand over that boy. |
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Who demands it? |
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The Sheriff of Rottingham. |
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What has the boy done? |
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He was poaching in the king's forest. |
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Dared to kill a king's deer. |
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And this is an offence? |
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One punishable by death. |
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Fighting with King Richard |
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Unfortunately, my father couldn't |
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How dare you talk to me in that fashion! |
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I am Robin of Loxley. |
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I've heard of you. |
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Let's find out! |
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What happened? |
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I was angry at you before, Loxley... |
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...but now I'm really pissed off! |
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Pissed off? |
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If I was that close to a horse's wiener, |
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This wasn't a very smart thing |
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I'll pay for this! |
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You'll pay for this! |
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Kill them! |
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Wait! |
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I've changed my mind. |
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Wise decision. |
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So until we meet again... |
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...have a safe journey. |
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Mind the big rocks! |
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Shut up, you bloody fools! |
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Good riddance to bad rubbish. |
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Thank you for saving me life, me lord. |
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I'll tell every man that |
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...to stand up to Rottingham. |
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Good. Tell them that. And tell them |
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Right the wrongs. End the tyranny. |
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Restore the throne. |
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Protect the forest. |
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Introduce folk dancing. |
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Demand a four-day workweek and health |
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Yes, yes! |
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It's getting dark, and I got |
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Right, right. |
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What an unusual child. |
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Where is the one |
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That I love most of all? |
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When will I hear him call |
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Marian, Marian? |
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He is the one |
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Who can make my life whole |
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Joyful forevermore |
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I've waited so patiently |
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For a true love |
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When will he come for me? |
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Where is he? |
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Where is he? |
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Where is the man |
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Who carries the key? |
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When will he be... |
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... with his Marian, Marian? |
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I cannot wait |
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Till he sets my heart free |
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Oh, when will I know him? |
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When will I see him? |
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When will I hear him... |
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... say "Marian, my love"? |
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Hurry up, mein lady! |
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You better get out of that tub |
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All right, Broomhilde. |
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Hurry! Hurry! |
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It's freezing! |
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Button up. |
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These castles are so drafty. |
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Toasty warm. |
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Broomhilde, look! |
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A happy little bluebird. |
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This means I must make a wish. |
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I hope against hope... |
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...I wish against wish... |
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...that the heavens bring me a kind, |
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...who possesses the key to my... |
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...heart. |
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Goodbye, my little friend. |
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That happy little bluebird has left |
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Prince John, I must speak with you! |
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All right, everybody. |
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Later. |
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Sire... |
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...I have news. |
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What sort of news? Not bad news. |
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The day began so good. I had a good |
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I don't wanna hear any bad news. |
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Now what type of news is it? |
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To be perfectly frank, it's bad. |
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I knew it! |
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I knew it was bad news! |
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Wait a minute, I have an idea. |
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Maybe if you tell me the bad news |
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The bad news in a good way? |
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Yes, yes, I can do that. |
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The bad news in a good way, yes. |
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Well, here goes. |
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Wait till you hear this. |
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He's back from the Crusades. |
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You know, he just beat the crap |
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You know, he hates you |
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And he wants to see you hanged! |
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We're in a lot of trouble. |
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What are you, crazy? |
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Why are you laughing? |
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Well, I was just trying |
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Well, you blew it. |
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This is a knotty problem |
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Yes, you're right. |
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What to do? What to do? |
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What to do? |
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Got it! Latrine! |
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The weird creature in the tower. |
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Oh, yes, Latrine. |
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Is she ugly! |
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Latrine! |
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Latrine, where are you? |
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It's you. |
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There's a new threat to my power. |
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What can you tell me |
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Robin of Loxley? |
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Robin of Loxley. |
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Let me see. |
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Raven's egg. |
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Blood of a hen. |
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Little bit more blood, yes. |
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Eyeballs of a crocodile. |
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Testicles of a newt. |
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I guess he's a transsexual now. |
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Robin of Loxley is handsome and brave. |
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He seeks to regain his family's honour. |
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The little sod could be trouble. |
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- Are you certain? |
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You want certain, hire a witch. |
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Here. |
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Eat this. |
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It's fabulous. |
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Looks like a Seder |
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Such an unusual name, Latrine. |
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We changed it in the ninth century. |
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You mean you changed it to Latrine? |
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Yeah, it used to be Shithouse. |
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It's a good change. |
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It's a good change. |
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Now, what about this Robin fellow? |
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How can I stop him? |
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Maybe... |
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...I could devise a magic potion. |
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One that would make him unable |
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But in return... |
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...you must help me. |
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What are you, kidding? |
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Put in a good word for me |
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I've got the hots for him. |
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I keep a likeness of him |
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Rotty. |
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Rotty, Rotty, Rotty. |
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I'm amazed to think that a handsome |
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...would ever want a creature |
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Well, if you're going |
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...you can forget my promise |
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No, wait! |
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Wait, wait, wait! |
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Maybe if we got him drunk. |
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Very drunk. |
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You got a shot. |
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Oh, good. |
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Dismount. |
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Wait here. |
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I say, would you mind awfully |
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I say, not until you pay the toll. |
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Toll? What toll? |
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Well, the toll you pay |
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I'm not paying any toll. |
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This bridge is on my family's land. |
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Well, it used to be my family's land. |
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You're Robin of Loxley! |
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And whom might you be? |
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They call me Little John. |
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But don't let my name fool you. |
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In real life... |
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...l'm very big. |
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I'll take your word for it. |
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Sorry. |
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But a toll is a toll... |
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...and a roll is a roll. |
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And if we don't get no tolls, |
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I made that up. |
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It's very fascinating, but I'm |
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My pleasure. Will! |
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Thank you. |
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Hey, Blinkin. |
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Did you say, "Abe Lincoln"? |
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No, I didn't say, "Abe Lincoln." |
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Hold the reins, man. |
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Damn. |
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- Excuse me. |
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You don't have to do this. |
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Look... |
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...this ain't exactly the Mississippi! |
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I'm on one side, see? |
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I'm on the other side. |
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I'm on the east bank. |
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I'm on the west bank. |
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It is not that critical. |
| 00:33:00 |
Not the point. |
| 00:33:07 |
Nice knowing you. |
| 00:34:23 |
Help me! |
| 00:34:24 |
I can't swim! |
| 00:34:26 |
I'm drowning! |
| 00:34:32 |
Help me! |
| 00:34:35 |
Help! Help me! |
| 00:34:37 |
Help me! Oh, God! |
| 00:34:39 |
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! |
| 00:34:45 |
There, there. You're all right now. |
| 00:34:49 |
Thank you, Robin. |
| 00:34:51 |
You saved me life. |
| 00:34:54 |
- What? |
| 00:34:57 |
Sorry. |
| 00:34:58 |
There. I'm in your debit. |
| 00:35:01 |
- Think nothing of it. |
| 00:35:04 |
Let me introduce you to my friends. |
| 00:35:09 |
...and this is Ahchoo. |
| 00:35:10 |
Bless you. |
| 00:35:12 |
That's my name, man. |
| 00:35:17 |
Let me introduce you |
| 00:35:19 |
Will Scarlet. |
| 00:35:21 |
Scarlet's my middle name. |
| 00:35:22 |
My full name is Will Scarlet O'Hara. |
| 00:35:29 |
We're from Georgia. |
| 00:35:31 |
He's deadly with his daggers. |
| 00:35:33 |
Really? How's about a demonstration? |
| 00:35:36 |
Gladly. |
| 00:35:49 |
Fire an arrow... |
| 00:35:51 |
...straight at my heart. |
| 00:35:54 |
Are you serious? |
| 00:35:56 |
Absolutely. |
| 00:36:05 |
Goodbye. |
| 00:36:14 |
What part of Georgia you from? |
| 00:36:25 |
I haven't quite figured |
| 00:36:30 |
I see. |
| 00:36:33 |
I'm sorry about the toll thing, Robin. |
| 00:36:36 |
It's Prince John. |
| 00:36:37 |
He's taken our homes and everything |
| 00:36:42 |
Not to worry, Little John. |
| 00:36:44 |
I'm planning to make trouble for |
| 00:36:48 |
Tonight, I'll crash their party... |
| 00:36:50 |
...to tell them I'll fight to rid |
| 00:36:53 |
Good! We'll join you! |
| 00:36:55 |
Hear, hear! |
| 00:36:57 |
I can't risk the lives of others. |
| 00:37:03 |
I must be off. |
| 00:37:05 |
Fare thee well. |
| 00:37:08 |
All right, man. Peace, bro. |
| 00:37:10 |
Take it easy. |
| 00:37:19 |
Man, white men can't jump. |
| 00:37:29 |
- Here you are, son. |
| 00:38:07 |
Kill him! |
| 00:38:10 |
No, wait! |
| 00:38:12 |
You know, a mime... |
| 00:38:13 |
...is a terrible thing to waste. |
| 00:38:18 |
Let him go. |
| 00:38:27 |
Good evening, lady. |
| 00:38:29 |
Lovely! |
| 00:38:36 |
Maid Marian... |
| 00:38:38 |
...you know our good |
| 00:38:40 |
You look ravishing, my dear. |
| 00:38:49 |
Please allow me to help you |
| 00:38:59 |
I must say that Prince John has spared |
| 00:39:03 |
We have exotic foods from across |
| 00:39:08 |
...and dates. |
| 00:39:11 |
- Yes, thank you. |
| 00:39:20 |
Good evening. |
| 00:39:21 |
That's him! That's him! |
| 00:39:24 |
That's Loxley! |
| 00:39:41 |
Greetings, Your Highness. |
| 00:39:45 |
Tref. |
| 00:39:46 |
A present for you and your guests. |
| 00:39:49 |
That's a wild boar! |
| 00:39:51 |
No, no. That's a wild pig. |
| 00:39:56 |
Funny! |
| 00:39:57 |
Very amusing! |
| 00:40:00 |
So you're Robin of Loxley, huh? |
| 00:40:05 |
I've heard so much about you. |
| 00:40:09 |
And you are? |
| 00:40:11 |
Maid Marian. |
| 00:40:13 |
Maid Marian. |
| 00:40:15 |
Rumours of your beauty have travelled |
| 00:40:18 |
Yet I see they hardly do you justice. |
| 00:40:21 |
What a smoothie! |
| 00:40:23 |
He's definitely a smoothie. |
| 00:40:27 |
Enough! |
| 00:40:30 |
King illegal forest... |
| 00:40:31 |
...to pig wild... |
| 00:40:33 |
...kill in it a is... |
| 00:40:36 |
What? |
| 00:40:37 |
I mean, don't you know? |
| 00:40:39 |
It is illegal to kill wild pig |
| 00:40:43 |
Is it not also illegal |
| 00:40:47 |
...and usurp his power in his absence? |
| 00:40:49 |
Careful, Robin! You go too far. |
| 00:40:51 |
I've only just begun. |
| 00:40:53 |
I'm warning you, if you don't stop |
| 00:40:56 |
...l'll lead the people |
| 00:41:01 |
And why should the people |
| 00:41:04 |
Because unlike some |
| 00:41:07 |
...I can speak with an English accent. |
| 00:41:13 |
To tell you the truth, this guy's |
| 00:41:17 |
Worry not, Your Highness. |
| 00:41:19 |
I shall dispose of this |
| 00:41:23 |
I challenge you to a duel. |
| 00:41:37 |
I accept. |
| 00:41:43 |
That's going to cost you, Loxley! |
| 00:41:46 |
Please put it on my bill. |
| 00:41:47 |
So it's come down to this, has it? |
| 00:41:49 |
A fight to the death... |
| 00:41:51 |
...mano a mano... |
| 00:41:54 |
...man to man... |
| 00:41:55 |
...just you and me and my... |
| 00:41:59 |
...guards! |
| 00:42:08 |
Check please, table one. |
| 00:42:42 |
Hurry! Let's get out of here! |
| 00:43:15 |
- Refreshment, sir? |
| 00:43:19 |
Sounds like we're winning, sir. |
| 00:43:22 |
Indeed we are. Carry on. |
| 00:43:30 |
Save me! Save me! |
| 00:43:33 |
Save them, save them! |
| 00:43:50 |
Care for some dessert? |
| 00:43:53 |
Archers ready! |
| 00:43:56 |
Fire! |
| 00:44:01 |
Maid Marian! |
| 00:44:03 |
Do you believe in |
| 00:44:07 |
Depends on what you're looking at. |
| 00:44:11 |
Well? |
| 00:44:21 |
To be continued. |
| 00:44:26 |
Mein liebchen, I'm so glad |
| 00:44:29 |
This party's getting rough. |
| 00:45:10 |
When I'm good, I'm good. |
| 00:45:12 |
Don't let them get away! |
| 00:45:15 |
Now you're talking! |
| 00:45:41 |
I hope it's worth the noise! |
| 00:46:01 |
We got him! We got him! |
| 00:46:07 |
Right rope. |
| 00:46:33 |
Look at this! |
| 00:46:38 |
Would you get the door? |
| 00:46:39 |
Yeah, I'll try. |
| 00:46:42 |
It's been a wonderful party, |
| 00:46:46 |
...but I'm afraid we really must dash. |
| 00:47:09 |
I sent word that each village should |
| 00:47:14 |
These are them. |
| 00:47:21 |
We're in a lot of trouble. |
| 00:47:25 |
Good people, who have travelled from |
| 00:47:29 |
...lend me your ears. |
| 00:47:36 |
That's disgusting. |
| 00:47:39 |
Hear me! |
| 00:47:40 |
Men like Prince John and Rottingham |
| 00:47:44 |
Stopped from taxing us into poverty! |
| 00:47:49 |
If we stand up to them all together |
| 00:47:54 |
We shall go on to the end. |
| 00:47:58 |
We shall fight on the seas and oceans. |
| 00:48:00 |
We shall defend our isle, |
| 00:48:04 |
We shall never surrender. |
| 00:48:06 |
Then they shall say of us: |
| 00:48:08 |
" Never have so many |
| 00:48:17 |
That was beautiful. What's going on? |
| 00:48:19 |
They're asleep. |
| 00:48:23 |
Hey, man. |
| 00:48:25 |
Tough room. |
| 00:48:27 |
Why don't you let me give it a try? |
| 00:48:40 |
Look at yourselves. |
| 00:48:43 |
Go on, take a look around. |
| 00:48:47 |
People of Sherwood, you been had! |
| 00:48:50 |
Hoodwinked! |
| 00:48:52 |
Bamboozled. |
| 00:48:54 |
Run amuck! |
| 00:48:56 |
We didn't land on Sherwood Forest. |
| 00:48:58 |
Sherwood Forest landed on us! |
| 00:49:03 |
Very good. |
| 00:49:04 |
They're all warmed up. |
| 00:49:07 |
Brother Ahchoo is right. |
| 00:49:09 |
And I say we fight back! |
| 00:49:13 |
Are you with me? |
| 00:49:16 |
Which one means yes? |
| 00:49:19 |
Yea. |
| 00:49:24 |
Grab your uniforms and equipment |
| 00:49:28 |
All right, gentlemen, |
| 00:49:32 |
...bodkins, boots... |
| 00:49:34 |
...swords... |
| 00:49:35 |
...quivers... |
| 00:49:36 |
...and pantyhose! |
| 00:49:41 |
Now, men, the object of this exercise |
| 00:50:23 |
Now, men... |
| 00:50:24 |
...keep your eye on Will, |
| 00:50:36 |
Very good! Well done! |
| 00:50:38 |
- All right! |
| 00:50:40 |
That's not hard. |
| 00:50:42 |
- We could do that. |
| 00:50:47 |
Good boy. |
| 00:50:49 |
Ready, men? |
| 00:50:52 |
Charge! |
| 00:51:02 |
Man! |
| 00:51:04 |
Rob, man, maybe we should take |
| 00:51:20 |
I must speak with you. |
| 00:51:24 |
What are you smelling? |
| 00:51:26 |
These aren't my bubbles. |
| 00:51:30 |
Your Majesty, I have terrible news. |
| 00:51:33 |
Strucky has loxed again. |
| 00:51:36 |
What? |
| 00:51:37 |
Loxley has struck again. |
| 00:51:40 |
I'm gonna need some privacy, |
| 00:51:45 |
Not blow. |
| 00:51:46 |
Blow! |
| 00:51:54 |
I'm so depressed. |
| 00:51:56 |
Come with me. I'll show you something |
| 00:52:00 |
Fetch the royal robe! |
| 00:52:02 |
Your Majesty... |
| 00:52:04 |
...stop me if I'm wrong about this, |
| 00:52:09 |
...on the other side? |
| 00:52:12 |
I have a mole? |
| 00:52:15 |
What is it? |
| 00:52:17 |
It's what we've named |
| 00:52:20 |
We've been working on it secretly |
| 00:52:23 |
It can hurl one of these |
| 00:52:28 |
...over 100 yards, completely |
| 00:52:32 |
- How does it work? |
| 00:52:35 |
Take a heavy rock. Put it where |
| 00:52:39 |
You mean like this? |
| 00:52:44 |
Oh, dear Lord... |
| 00:52:46 |
...if you see fit to send me |
| 00:52:54 |
Thank you! |
| 00:52:58 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:53:01 |
Let me work magic on you. |
| 00:53:02 |
Kiss me! Kiss me! Touch me! |
| 00:53:05 |
My back! |
| 00:53:07 |
I've got a headache. |
| 00:53:08 |
Where are you going? Oh, bugger! |
| 00:53:13 |
I was that close. |
| 00:53:17 |
I touched it. |
| 00:53:26 |
I don't like the way you're walking. |
| 00:53:28 |
You've been into |
| 00:53:31 |
You're fahsnickered! |
| 00:53:33 |
You drunken mule, you. |
| 00:53:40 |
Whoa, Morris! Whoa! |
| 00:53:43 |
Halt there, friend. |
| 00:53:45 |
You've just entered the territory |
| 00:53:53 |
Feygeles? |
| 00:53:57 |
We're straight, just merry. |
| 00:54:00 |
And who might you be with |
| 00:54:04 |
I am Robin of Loxley. |
| 00:54:05 |
Robin of Loxley? |
| 00:54:07 |
I've just come from Maid Marian, |
| 00:54:11 |
You prince of thieves, you. |
| 00:54:16 |
I knew her parents before |
| 00:54:19 |
...Lord and Lady Bagelle. |
| 00:54:22 |
You and Maid Marian were meant |
| 00:54:24 |
What a combination! |
| 00:54:30 |
And who are you, sir? |
| 00:54:31 |
I am Rabbi Tuckman... |
| 00:54:34 |
...purveyor of sacramental wine... |
| 00:54:36 |
...and mohel extraordinaire. |
| 00:54:38 |
Hello, rabbi. |
| 00:54:40 |
Hello, boys. |
| 00:54:42 |
Mohel? I've never heard |
| 00:54:46 |
Mohel, he's a very important guy. |
| 00:54:50 |
What, pray tell, sir, |
| 00:54:53 |
It's the latest rage. |
| 00:54:56 |
I want one. |
| 00:54:57 |
- I'll take two. |
| 00:54:59 |
I'm game. How's it done? |
| 00:55:01 |
It's a snap. |
| 00:55:02 |
I take my little machine. |
| 00:55:06 |
I take your little thing. See? |
| 00:55:09 |
I put it into this little |
| 00:55:13 |
...and nip the tip. |
| 00:55:16 |
Who's first? |
| 00:55:18 |
I changed me mind. |
| 00:55:19 |
I forgot, I already got one. |
| 00:55:21 |
Question... |
| 00:55:23 |
I gotta work with a much |
| 00:55:25 |
Rabbi, you seem to be |
| 00:55:28 |
Will you join us |
| 00:55:31 |
...your counsel and perhaps... |
| 00:55:33 |
...some of your wine? |
| 00:55:36 |
Well, wisdom and counsel, that's easy. |
| 00:55:39 |
But this is sacramental wine. |
| 00:55:40 |
It's only used to bless things. |
| 00:55:46 |
Wait a minute! |
| 00:55:49 |
There's trees, there's rocks... |
| 00:55:51 |
...there's birds, there's squirrels. |
| 00:55:54 |
Come on! We'll bless them all |
| 00:55:57 |
Join me! |
| 00:56:01 |
Let's hear it for the rabbi! |
| 00:56:13 |
Good evening, Don Giovanni. |
| 00:56:20 |
It was very good of you to come |
| 00:56:24 |
And all the way from Jersey. |
| 00:56:26 |
Well, it is quite a drive. |
| 00:56:29 |
But you do realize that Prince John |
| 00:56:34 |
I mean, who are these men? |
| 00:56:37 |
These are my trusted associates. |
| 00:56:39 |
On my right, Dirty Ezio. |
| 00:56:44 |
On my left... |
| 00:56:46 |
...Filthy Luca. |
| 00:56:49 |
Now... |
| 00:56:50 |
...we thank you for inviting us |
| 00:56:55 |
I hope her first child |
| 00:56:59 |
Shut up. |
| 00:57:07 |
All right... |
| 00:57:09 |
...I understand you've been bothered |
| 00:57:13 |
And you want Robin rubbed out... |
| 00:57:15 |
...eliminated, maybe even killed. |
| 00:57:18 |
Yes, you put it succinctly. |
| 00:57:21 |
Suck what? |
| 00:57:23 |
- Succinctly. It means " perfectly." |
| 00:57:30 |
Excuse me, Don Giovanni... |
| 00:57:32 |
...your lizard seems limp. |
| 00:57:35 |
At my age, you know, sometimes... |
| 00:57:38 |
Oh, my lizard! |
| 00:57:41 |
He's just sleeping, that's all. |
| 00:57:46 |
I could have been somebody. |
| 00:57:48 |
I could have been a contender. |
| 00:57:56 |
He got excited, you know. Come on. |
| 00:58:04 |
Normally, I would be so happy |
| 00:58:07 |
...but there is something that weighs |
| 00:58:11 |
In the years that we've been friends, |
| 00:58:14 |
...never once have you invited me |
| 00:58:19 |
Or ganool. |
| 00:58:20 |
Something, you know? |
| 00:58:21 |
- A g-what? |
| 00:58:23 |
It's a pastry with stuffing. |
| 00:58:27 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:58:28 |
I don't understand a word |
| 00:58:31 |
I just got back from the dentist... |
| 00:58:36 |
...and they left in the cotton. |
| 00:58:39 |
I will take these cotton balls |
| 00:58:42 |
...and put them in my pocket. |
| 00:58:49 |
Whatever. |
| 00:58:51 |
Your other associate says little. |
| 00:58:53 |
- He says nothing. |
| 00:58:55 |
Because my enemy cut out his tongue. |
| 00:58:58 |
Good grief! Why? |
| 00:59:01 |
Because he went like this. |
| 00:59:05 |
And he didn't like it, |
| 00:59:08 |
Come over here. Go like this. |
| 00:59:13 |
He can't do it! |
| 00:59:15 |
I love to tease him. |
| 00:59:19 |
- Tell me, Don Giovanni. |
| 00:59:22 |
What will you do about Robin Hood? |
| 00:59:24 |
Listen, I've got an idea. |
| 00:59:26 |
Tomorrow, you're going to have |
| 00:59:30 |
The most important event will be |
| 00:59:33 |
Robin won't be able to resist. |
| 00:59:35 |
Why's that? |
| 00:59:36 |
We'll make him an offer |
| 00:59:39 |
I was just gonna say that. |
| 00:59:43 |
- That's brilliant! |
| 00:59:45 |
- But... |
| 00:59:46 |
You do realize that Robin is |
| 00:59:50 |
Don't you understand? |
| 00:59:53 |
Show him your archery medals. |
| 01:00:01 |
See? I couldn't have said it |
| 01:00:04 |
Now, Luca beats Robin |
| 01:00:08 |
...Dirty Ezio makes Robin no more. |
| 01:00:15 |
" No more"? |
| 01:00:16 |
You want plain English? |
| 01:00:20 |
D-E-D... |
| 01:00:23 |
...dead. |
| 01:00:27 |
Dead. |
| 01:00:30 |
You hear him there? |
| 01:00:51 |
Broomhilde! Broomhilde, wake up! |
| 01:00:53 |
There's a foul plot afoot. |
| 01:00:55 |
It's not mein feet. |
| 01:00:58 |
Prince John and the Sheriff have hired |
| 01:01:03 |
Wait, mein lady! |
| 01:01:06 |
Right. We'll go out the back. |
| 01:01:08 |
Right. |
| 01:01:11 |
Lady! |
| 01:01:23 |
Broomhilde, I'm going on ahead. |
| 01:01:25 |
Come on, lady. |
| 01:01:29 |
Farfelkugel! |
| 01:01:59 |
Farfelkugel... |
| 01:02:00 |
...if I was you, |
| 01:02:06 |
Any questions? |
| 01:02:10 |
Good. |
| 01:02:31 |
What are you doing up there? |
| 01:02:35 |
Guessing. |
| 01:02:37 |
I... |
| 01:02:38 |
...guess no one's coming. |
| 01:02:44 |
Please come down from there. |
| 01:02:47 |
Twit. |
| 01:02:51 |
I guess there's a ladder |
| 01:02:54 |
Here we are. |
| 01:02:56 |
Right. |
| 01:03:07 |
Oh, shit! |
| 01:03:22 |
I can see! |
| 01:03:33 |
I was wrong. |
| 01:03:45 |
Blimey, these are hard to get on. |
| 01:03:48 |
Let's face it, you've got to be a man |
| 01:03:54 |
Will... |
| 01:03:55 |
...how are me seams? |
| 01:03:56 |
Perfect. |
| 01:03:58 |
Every time. |
| 01:04:02 |
We're men |
| 01:04:04 |
We're men in tights |
| 01:04:06 |
We roam around the forest |
| 01:04:09 |
We're men |
| 01:04:11 |
We're men in tights |
| 01:04:13 |
We rob from the rich |
| 01:04:15 |
That's right! |
| 01:04:16 |
We may look like sissies |
| 01:04:20 |
But watch what you say |
| 01:04:24 |
We're men |
| 01:04:25 |
We're men in tights |
| 01:04:28 |
Always on guard |
| 01:04:43 |
We're men |
| 01:04:45 |
We're men in tights |
| 01:04:47 |
We roam around the forest |
| 01:04:50 |
We're men |
| 01:04:52 |
We're men in tights |
| 01:04:54 |
We rob from the rich |
| 01:04:56 |
That's right! |
| 01:04:57 |
We may look like pansies |
| 01:05:02 |
But don't get us wrong |
| 01:05:05 |
We're men |
| 01:05:06 |
We're men in tights |
| 01:05:09 |
Always on guard |
| 01:05:12 |
When you're in a fix |
| 01:05:15 |
We're butch! |
| 01:05:38 |
Here. |
| 01:05:39 |
Allow me. |
| 01:05:42 |
Thank you. |
| 01:05:52 |
You're so sweet. |
| 01:05:54 |
Is there anything I can do for you? |
| 01:05:59 |
You can get off me. |
| 01:06:04 |
Little John! |
| 01:06:06 |
I panicked. |
| 01:06:12 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:06:14 |
Prince John and Rottingham have hired |
| 01:06:19 |
You mustn't go. |
| 01:06:22 |
Well, that's easy. I won't. |
| 01:06:25 |
I'm so happy. |
| 01:06:27 |
They were going to lure you there |
| 01:06:31 |
An archery contest? |
| 01:06:34 |
Their archer is unbeatable. |
| 01:06:36 |
Really? |
| 01:06:37 |
Robin, promise you won't go. |
| 01:06:40 |
All right, I promise you won't go. |
| 01:06:42 |
Thank you. |
| 01:06:45 |
Hey, wait a minute. You said... |
| 01:06:47 |
- Cool it! |
| 01:06:51 |
Come, my dear. |
| 01:07:02 |
The night is young, |
| 01:07:05 |
B flat. |
| 01:07:07 |
The night is young |
| 01:07:10 |
And you're so beautiful |
| 01:07:13 |
Here among... |
| 01:07:15 |
... the shadows |
| 01:07:16 |
Beautiful lady |
| 01:07:21 |
Open your heart |
| 01:07:27 |
The scene is set |
| 01:07:30 |
The breezes sing of it |
| 01:07:32 |
Can't you get |
| 01:07:34 |
Into the swing of it? |
| 01:07:37 |
Lady |
| 01:07:40 |
When do we start? |
| 01:07:44 |
When the lady is kissable |
| 01:07:48 |
And the evening is cool |
| 01:07:53 |
Any dream is permissible |
| 01:07:57 |
In the heart of a fool |
| 01:08:03 |
The moon is high |
| 01:08:05 |
And you're so glamourous |
| 01:08:08 |
And if I seem over-amorous |
| 01:08:12 |
Lady |
| 01:08:15 |
What can I do? |
| 01:08:21 |
The night is young |
| 01:08:24 |
And I'm in love |
| 01:08:27 |
With... |
| 01:08:31 |
... you! |
| 01:08:57 |
Oh, my dearest, |
| 01:09:01 |
But first, I must warn you... |
| 01:09:03 |
...it could only be a kiss. |
| 01:09:05 |
For I am a virgin... |
| 01:09:08 |
...and could never... |
| 01:09:10 |
...go all the way. |
| 01:09:12 |
Unless, of course, I were married. |
| 01:09:15 |
Or if a man pledged |
| 01:09:19 |
...to me. |
| 01:09:20 |
Or if I knew that he |
| 01:09:24 |
Or if he were really cute. |
| 01:09:29 |
But my darling, you're shivering. |
| 01:09:32 |
Are you cold? What are you wearing |
| 01:09:35 |
Practically nothing. |
| 01:09:41 |
Oh, except that. |
| 01:09:44 |
I forgot to tell you about |
| 01:09:47 |
I'll bet. |
| 01:09:49 |
Oh, darling... |
| 01:09:50 |
...don't despair... |
| 01:09:52 |
...for it is written on a scroll: |
| 01:09:54 |
"One day, he who is destined |
| 01:09:57 |
...shall be endowed |
| 01:10:00 |
...that will bring an end to my... |
| 01:10:02 |
...virginity." |
| 01:10:04 |
Oh, Marian... |
| 01:10:06 |
...if only t'were me. |
| 01:10:08 |
Oh, if it t'were you, t'would be... |
| 01:10:10 |
...t'werrific. |
| 01:10:15 |
No ding-ding without the wedding ring. |
| 01:10:36 |
Goodbye, my dearest. |
| 01:10:46 |
Toodle-loo! |
| 01:11:07 |
- Time-out! Time-out! |
| 01:11:10 |
I should have never worn these shoes. |
| 01:11:14 |
They just don't match my purse. |
| 01:11:17 |
Blinkin, fix your boobs. |
| 01:11:19 |
You look like a bleeding Picasso. |
| 01:11:24 |
Goodness gracious! |
| 01:11:28 |
Peanuts! |
| 01:11:29 |
Peanut power here! |
| 01:11:33 |
Shell game here! |
| 01:11:44 |
The Royal Archery Contest |
| 01:11:48 |
Archers, take your places! |
| 01:11:58 |
Are we... |
| 01:12:00 |
...prepared? |
| 01:12:02 |
Sire. |
| 01:12:23 |
Oh, it's good. |
| 01:12:25 |
It's good. |
| 01:12:27 |
Archers... |
| 01:12:28 |
...to the line! |
| 01:12:38 |
Ready... |
| 01:12:40 |
...aim... |
| 01:12:44 |
...wait for it... |
| 01:12:47 |
...fire! |
| 01:12:55 |
The two archers that hit |
| 01:12:58 |
The rest of you gentlemen... |
| 01:13:00 |
...can bugger off! |
| 01:13:06 |
There he is! |
| 01:13:09 |
The old man is Loxley! |
| 01:13:15 |
Are you sure? |
| 01:13:16 |
It looks like Mark Twain. |
| 01:13:21 |
The old man may go first! |
| 01:13:35 |
Well done... |
| 01:13:37 |
...Robin of Loxley! |
| 01:13:55 |
He's crazy! We gotta stop him! |
| 01:14:00 |
Sorry, ladies, |
| 01:14:03 |
You'll have to go around |
| 01:14:07 |
Look what you've done, you idiot! |
| 01:14:10 |
Now he's even more of a hero |
| 01:14:13 |
Luca Pazzo still has a shot. |
| 01:14:15 |
But he hit the very centre |
| 01:14:18 |
Schmuck! |
| 01:14:20 |
Wait and watch, sire. |
| 01:14:35 |
He split Robin's arrow in twain! |
| 01:14:41 |
Things are looking up. |
| 01:14:48 |
Nice shot! |
| 01:14:58 |
Robin's in trouble! Shove off! |
| 01:15:02 |
I lost. |
| 01:15:04 |
I lost? |
| 01:15:06 |
I'm not supposed to lose. |
| 01:15:12 |
Robin, time to fly. |
| 01:15:14 |
Go back to Sherwood Forest! |
| 01:15:17 |
Oh, good. |
| 01:15:20 |
Wait! |
| 01:15:21 |
I get another shot! |
| 01:15:23 |
He gets another shot! |
| 01:15:26 |
Does Robin get another shot? |
| 01:15:34 |
Yes, he does. He does. |
| 01:15:40 |
Sires and ladies, silence! Listen! |
| 01:15:43 |
Robin has another shot. |
| 01:15:48 |
Let's give him the chop. |
| 01:16:02 |
Quick! Eliminate him |
| 01:16:17 |
How did you do that? |
| 01:16:19 |
I heard that coming a mile away. |
| 01:16:21 |
- Very good, Blinkin. Well done. |
| 01:16:25 |
" Patriot arrow"? |
| 01:17:13 |
Arrest him! |
| 01:17:15 |
Move it! Move it! Out of the way! |
| 01:17:20 |
Loxley is a traitor to the Crown! |
| 01:17:22 |
Lt'll be so much fun |
| 01:17:27 |
Wait! |
| 01:17:30 |
What for? |
| 01:17:32 |
If you let Robin live, I'll do the |
| 01:17:39 |
And what's that? |
| 01:17:42 |
I shall marry you. |
| 01:17:45 |
What? |
| 01:17:46 |
You'll be mine? You'll give |
| 01:17:49 |
And sometimes right after lunch? |
| 01:17:53 |
Yes. |
| 01:17:54 |
But only my body. |
| 01:17:56 |
You can never have my heart, |
| 01:18:02 |
Oh, yes. I respect that. |
| 01:18:07 |
Marian, my life's not worth it! |
| 01:18:13 |
Walk this way. |
| 01:18:27 |
Send word to one and all |
| 01:18:31 |
That's redundant, isn't it? |
| 01:18:33 |
- What? |
| 01:18:35 |
Tell everybody that before the day |
| 01:18:39 |
...or a hanging. |
| 01:18:40 |
Either way, we ought to |
| 01:18:49 |
We are grossly outnumbered. |
| 01:18:51 |
So what can we do? |
| 01:18:54 |
We gotta get the villagers. |
| 01:18:56 |
- They're not ready to fight. |
| 01:18:59 |
What's the fastest way |
| 01:19:02 |
Why don't we fox them? |
| 01:19:03 |
- Fox them. |
| 01:19:05 |
Fox them! |
| 01:19:18 |
Take this message to the village |
| 01:19:22 |
Now pay attention. Have you got it? |
| 01:19:24 |
Good. |
| 01:19:33 |
Let's get out of this ladies' |
| 01:19:41 |
Come on, man. There you go. |
| 01:19:44 |
Are you about... |
| 01:19:46 |
...a 16, 16-1 l2? |
| 01:19:59 |
- There. |
| 01:20:01 |
That's the idea! |
| 01:20:05 |
Would you care for a blindfold? |
| 01:20:08 |
How about half a one? |
| 01:20:11 |
Get it, sir? |
| 01:20:25 |
Sorry. |
| 01:20:29 |
Good morrow, abbot. |
| 01:20:30 |
- Welcome, abbot. |
| 01:20:32 |
- Hello, abbot. |
| 01:20:34 |
Hey, Abbott! |
| 01:20:36 |
I hate that guy. |
| 01:20:47 |
She's beautiful! |
| 01:20:51 |
Present swords! |
| 01:21:19 |
What's going on? |
| 01:21:22 |
Just in case you change |
| 01:21:25 |
I will conduct the opening prayer |
| 01:21:31 |
"Oh, ordl-ay... |
| 01:21:33 |
...iveusg-ay oury-ay essingsbl-ay. |
| 01:21:37 |
Amen-ay." |
| 01:21:47 |
We are gathered here today... |
| 01:21:49 |
...to witness the marriage |
| 01:21:57 |
Mervyn? |
| 01:22:00 |
Your name is Mervyn? |
| 01:22:05 |
Shut up! Shut up! |
| 01:22:07 |
Continue with the service. |
| 01:22:23 |
Do you... |
| 01:22:25 |
...Sheriff of Rottingham... |
| 01:22:27 |
...take Maid Marian |
| 01:22:30 |
To love and to hold |
| 01:22:33 |
...till death do you part? |
| 01:22:37 |
Marian, do you vow to do |
| 01:22:41 |
Say, " I do"... |
| 01:22:43 |
...or Robin dies. |
| 01:22:50 |
I... |
| 01:22:52 |
I... |
| 01:22:55 |
...do... |
| 01:22:57 |
...not! |
| 01:23:03 |
- Who's the man? Who's the man? |
| 01:23:05 |
Arrest them! Seize them! |
| 01:23:07 |
Hurt them! Hurt them! |
| 01:23:10 |
Look! The villagers are coming! |
| 01:23:22 |
I believe this belongs to you, sir. |
| 01:23:25 |
You know what they say... |
| 01:23:26 |
..." No noose is good noose." |
| 01:23:37 |
Nice shooting. |
| 01:23:39 |
To tell you the truth, |
| 01:23:44 |
Fellas... |
| 01:23:46 |
...we got company. |
| 01:23:47 |
On the count of jump...! |
| 01:23:51 |
Charge! |
| 01:23:53 |
Jump! |
| 01:24:15 |
I shall have you, married or no! |
| 01:24:46 |
The Sheriff, |
| 01:24:50 |
He's taking her to the tower! |
| 01:24:52 |
He's gonna deflower her in the tower! |
| 01:24:56 |
I'm sorry we don't have enough time |
| 01:25:03 |
Consider this foreplay! |
| 01:25:10 |
A chastity belt? |
| 01:25:12 |
That's going to chafe my willy. |
| 01:25:16 |
I'll be back. |
| 01:25:17 |
I hope she's still wearing |
| 01:25:23 |
No matter what you do... |
| 01:25:25 |
...I will never submit. |
| 01:25:40 |
Prepare for the fight scene. |
| 01:25:43 |
Forgive the interruption, my darling. |
| 01:25:46 |
I'll dispatch your love... |
| 01:25:49 |
...and then come back... |
| 01:25:50 |
...and finish the job. |
| 01:25:56 |
- En garde! |
| 01:26:03 |
Shocking! |
| 01:26:12 |
Parry, parry. |
| 01:26:13 |
Thrust, thrust. |
| 01:26:15 |
Good! |
| 01:26:55 |
Oh, sorry. |
| 01:27:38 |
It is the key to the greatest |
| 01:27:41 |
This means you've always been my one |
| 01:27:46 |
It's not the size that counts! |
| 01:28:01 |
Thank you, my friend. |
| 01:28:18 |
Oh, it's... |
| 01:28:19 |
...not so bad. |
| 01:28:23 |
I was wrong. |
| 01:28:30 |
Oh, my dear, beloved |
| 01:28:34 |
You've been run through! |
| 01:28:36 |
How do you feel? |
| 01:28:39 |
I'm dying, you fool! |
| 01:28:42 |
- You don't have to die! |
| 01:28:45 |
I've got this magic pill... |
| 01:28:48 |
...that could save your life. |
| 01:28:52 |
And I'll give it to you... |
| 01:28:54 |
...if you promise to marry me... |
| 01:28:56 |
...and be mine forever! |
| 01:29:02 |
Oh, all right! |
| 01:29:13 |
How do you feel now? |
| 01:29:15 |
Good, good. |
| 01:29:16 |
Surprisingly good. |
| 01:29:18 |
And yet, somehow... |
| 01:29:21 |
...incredibly depressed. |
| 01:29:35 |
I always wanted to marry a cop. |
| 01:29:38 |
Wait! Wait! |
| 01:29:40 |
I've changed my mind! |
| 01:29:46 |
I love you, Robin of Loxley. |
| 01:29:49 |
And I you, Marian of Bagelle. |
| 01:30:05 |
Oh, my darling... |
| 01:30:07 |
...at last. |
| 01:30:24 |
Wait, wait! |
| 01:30:27 |
Before you do it, |
| 01:30:31 |
Or else I blew it. |
| 01:30:41 |
Hey, rabbi! |
| 01:30:48 |
Who calls? |
| 01:30:50 |
It is I, Robin. |
| 01:30:52 |
...in a hurry. |
| 01:30:54 |
" Married in a hurry"? |
| 01:30:56 |
Wait, I'm on my last customer. |
| 01:31:03 |
Put a little ice on it. |
| 01:31:09 |
Married in a hurry! |
| 01:31:12 |
Now, are you ready? |
| 01:31:14 |
Robin, do you? |
| 01:31:15 |
I do. |
| 01:31:16 |
- Marian, do you? |
| 01:31:18 |
I now pronounce you man and... |
| 01:31:21 |
I object! |
| 01:31:23 |
Who asked? |
| 01:31:25 |
It's King Richard, |
| 01:31:29 |
Boy, now I'm in trouble. |
| 01:31:36 |
You are no longer worthy to wear... |
| 01:31:38 |
...this sacred symbol of authority. |
| 01:31:42 |
Oh, please have mercy on me, brother. |
| 01:31:45 |
It wasn't my fault. |
| 01:31:46 |
I got bad advice from Rottingham. |
| 01:31:49 |
Bullshit! Bullshit! |
| 01:31:51 |
Brother, you have surrounded |
| 01:31:54 |
...with a foul stench! |
| 01:31:58 |
From this day forth... |
| 01:31:59 |
...all the toilets in this kingdom |
| 01:32:04 |
..."Johns." |
| 01:32:08 |
Take him away! |
| 01:32:10 |
Wait! Wait! |
| 01:32:11 |
Put him in the Tower of London! |
| 01:32:14 |
Make him part of the tour. |
| 01:32:23 |
The news of your great deeds |
| 01:32:28 |
England owes you and your men a great |
| 01:32:32 |
...your rights and lands |
| 01:32:35 |
...and you shall rule all Sherwood |
| 01:32:42 |
Kneel, Robin of Loxley. |
| 01:32:48 |
And arise... |
| 01:32:50 |
...Sir Robin of Loxley. |
| 01:32:58 |
Thank you, sir. |
| 01:32:59 |
Excuse me, king. |
| 01:33:01 |
Why, if you like this guy so much, do |
| 01:33:05 |
I have no objections, |
| 01:33:08 |
It is a custom and my royal right. |
| 01:33:11 |
Hold this, Father. |
| 01:33:13 |
- Rabbi. |
| 01:33:24 |
It's good to be the king. |
| 01:33:30 |
Now you may marry them. |
| 01:33:32 |
Thank you. Here's your knife. |
| 01:33:34 |
- Sword. |
| 01:33:37 |
Okay, where did we leave off? |
| 01:33:41 |
We're up to the best part. |
| 01:33:43 |
I do. |
| 01:33:44 |
- Do you, Robin? |
| 01:33:47 |
I now pronounce you man and... |
| 01:33:54 |
...wife! |
| 01:34:02 |
We're going to have to |
| 01:34:05 |
...to make room for all the babies. |
| 01:34:13 |
For my first order of business, |
| 01:34:16 |
...a new sheriff of Rottingham. |
| 01:34:19 |
My friend... |
| 01:34:20 |
...Ahchoo. |
| 01:34:22 |
All right! |
| 01:34:24 |
A black sheriff? |
| 01:34:26 |
He's black? |
| 01:34:29 |
And why not? |
| 01:34:30 |
It worked in Blazing Saddles. |
| 01:34:35 |
That's good. |
| 01:34:50 |
So that's the story |
| 01:34:52 |
Richard's on his throne |
| 01:34:54 |
So let's bid our friends a fine adieu |
| 01:35:12 |
Rise... |
| 01:35:14 |
...Sir Robin of Loxley. |
| 01:35:23 |
Hey, Abbott! |
| 01:35:26 |
I hate that guy! |
| 01:35:29 |
Let's see now. |
| 01:35:37 |
Feygeles? |
| 01:35:44 |
Welcome home... |
| 01:35:45 |
...Mrs. Of Loxley. |
| 01:35:47 |
Mrs. Of Loxley. |
| 01:35:49 |
Oh, I'm so happy! |
| 01:35:57 |
Oh, my dearest... |
| 01:35:59 |
...shall I turn the key? |
| 01:36:01 |
Oh, yes, darling! |
| 01:36:03 |
But please... |
| 01:36:06 |
...be gentle. |
| 01:36:14 |
Darling? |
| 01:36:16 |
What? |
| 01:36:17 |
- You're not going to believe this. |
| 01:36:20 |
- It won't open. |
| 01:36:23 |
Wait! I have an idea! |
| 01:36:26 |
Call a locksmith! |
| 01:36:27 |
Call a locksmith! |
| 01:36:30 |
Call a locksmith! |
| 01:36:32 |
Call a locksmith! |
| 01:39:49 |
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