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00:02:43 Hey, can you help me?
00:02:45 I need a doctor.
00:02:47 No, my friend,
00:02:48 you need a lawyer.
00:02:52 Call me.
00:02:56 Hey!
00:03:40 Good morning, boys.
00:03:43 Looks like you lost your patient again.
00:04:06 Do I have to separate you two?
00:04:08 Stop it! Stop it!
00:04:10 Stop it!
00:04:16 Wait your turn.
00:04:18 Don't you know everybody
00:04:21 Go take a seat.
00:04:28 Do you have an insurance card?
00:04:29 No.
00:04:30 Take a seat over there,
00:04:33 Where?
00:04:36 Over there.
00:04:39 Sir.
00:04:40 Your eyeball.
00:04:44 Next.
00:04:45 Hey, that's you buddy.
00:04:49 Guess that's me.
00:04:52 I've got this incredibly painful paper cut.
00:04:55 Do you have an insurance card?
00:04:57 Yes, I do.
00:05:04 Code Green! Code Green!
00:05:09 Oh, my goodness!
00:05:12 Nice booty!
00:05:14 Thank you.
00:05:16 Thank you!
00:05:22 Great, on top of everything else,
00:05:26 Hey!
00:05:27 Do I have to see all these patients by myself?
00:05:30 They're at a meeting
00:05:33 Didn't you get the memo?
00:05:34 No, there's nothing in my box.
00:05:36 I sent it to you by email.
00:05:38 Email, yes, damn computers.
00:05:41 Look, find the technology
00:05:47 Dr. Callaby, to the E.R., stat.
00:05:51 Dr. Callaby, to the E.R., stat.
00:05:55 Oh, too bad, so sad.
00:05:59 Just started this round,
00:06:04 Hey, how nice of you all to join me.
00:06:07 Dr. Murphy, you take the clown in room 5.
00:06:10 Dr. Keefe, you take the headache in room 7.
00:06:12 He's got a headache?
00:06:13 No, he is a headache.
00:06:15 Bonacasa, the mime in
00:06:19 - What's wrong with the mime?
00:06:22 Go, go, go!
00:06:25 Nurse Nancy, if you'd be good enough
00:06:28 You should be paging
00:06:31 and I want Dr. Mills down here
00:06:34 Can't pay your electric bill?
00:06:38 Sue your doctor.
00:06:40 I'm Jake Gorman,
00:06:47 Rat bastard.
00:06:53 Mr. Jenkins? What seems to be
00:06:57 Now, wait a minute.
00:06:59 I don't want some snot-nosed punk
00:07:02 telling me he's my doctor.
00:07:05 I am a real doctor, okay?
00:07:12 Is there a problem here?
00:07:14 No, no problem.
00:07:16 You're damned right there's a problem.
00:07:17 I've been waiting for two hours
00:07:20 One with hair on his pee-pee.
00:07:22 I know my rights.
00:07:23 I'm going to call my lawyer.
00:07:25 I'm Dr. Roskin, Chief of Staff.
00:07:27 I've been running this E.R.
00:07:30 On the pee-pee hair front,
00:07:32 I boast a rather generous
00:07:36 much of it a well-earned gray.
00:07:37 May I see the chart, please?
00:07:40 I see that you've never been vaccinated
00:07:44 Dengue fever, malaria,
00:07:48 No, that's okay, doc.
00:07:52 Well, medically I'm sure you're right,
00:07:55 but the lawyer you said you would be calling
00:07:57 would call me negligent
00:07:59 so, Nurse Helga, please,
00:08:03 - Thank you.
00:08:17 - Dr. Murphy?
00:08:19 There's a patient here who insists
00:08:22 Okay, thanks.
00:08:25 Oh!
00:08:26 Thank you very much.
00:08:33 Dr. Murphy?
00:08:34 - Yes?
00:08:36 Oh! This is from Jake Gorman's office.
00:08:38 You've been served.
00:08:40 Have a nice day, doc.
00:08:42 Damn. That's the third malpractice suit
00:08:49 I don't think that hip is broken at all.
00:08:51 Let's try standing. There.
00:08:53 Yes, good, okay.
00:08:54 - We'll walk a little...
00:08:55 Dr. Murphy.
00:08:57 I try to help these upstanding citizens,
00:09:00 By suing me every chance they get.
00:09:03 Now Bradley, please, don't leave me now.
00:09:06 I'm begging you.
00:09:08 They're going to have to get better
00:09:11 I'm finished. I'm done.
00:09:12 Finito. Gone. Hasta la bye-bye.
00:09:15 Game over.
00:09:17 See this?
00:09:29 Now if you'll excuse me,
00:09:31 I have a clown to kill.
00:09:36 That's it! I need an administrator!
00:09:39 Get Buttkiss down here now!
00:09:41 Mr. Abrams, I'm Gene Buttkiss.
00:09:44 I'm the Chief Administrator
00:09:47 Your health is very important
00:09:50 It sure is.
00:09:51 And what would you say it would be worth
00:09:57 Well, you can't put a price on health.
00:09:59 - Try.
00:10:01 Oh, a million dollars! I like that!
00:10:03 And how much are you
00:10:06 Well, I have no money.
00:10:08 I have no insurance.
00:10:09 Oh! No money? Oh, I see.
00:10:12 So, for a million dollars' worth of service,
00:10:16 I don't know, for argument's sake
00:10:20 Zip! Nada! Goose egg!
00:10:23 You are outta here!
00:10:32 I don't know about you, but I feel better.
00:10:38 - Buttkiss!
00:10:40 Murphy quit. I need more doctors.
00:10:42 More doctors, right, sure,
00:10:46 I mean it, I don't care where they come
00:10:49 Alright Richard, I'll call corporate headquarters.
00:10:51 But until then,
00:10:54 Don't hold your breath.
00:11:05 Thanks for calling RIP,
00:11:07 How can I help you?
00:11:09 Hello?
00:11:11 Hello?
00:11:15 Make it quick.
00:11:16 Uh, yeah. Sorry to bother you sir,
00:11:19 Bothering me is your job,
00:11:20 Buttkiss, and you do it very well.
00:11:25 I see.
00:11:28 Well, you tell Dr. Roskin
00:11:33 - First thing tomorrow morning.
00:11:37 I was, um, right, okay, good.
00:11:40 Thank you.
00:11:42 Board members, shareholders,
00:11:45 It is my honor to serve as president
00:11:49 As many of you know, I was the owner of the
00:11:55 what many of you don't know, however,
00:12:01 There's no heartbeat.
00:12:03 This baby has no heart.
00:12:08 I was rushed to the neo-natal
00:12:11 and there received the first ever
00:12:14 fully-automated internal combustion
00:12:18 ever produced by
00:12:23 of RIP healthcare.
00:12:24 This baby saved my life.
00:12:27 And since the company saved my life,
00:12:29 I thought it was only my
00:12:33 And I have.
00:12:35 RIP Healthcare will enjoy a profit
00:12:39 of no less than $3 billion
00:12:49 But we do have a problem
00:12:55 You see, each year we lose literally
00:13:01 in medical malpractice lawsuits
00:13:06 by sleazy, slimy, low-life,
00:13:12 blood-sucking, leaching lawyers.
00:13:22 But what can we do?
00:13:23 We're a hospital.
00:13:25 We need doctors,
00:13:28 After all, they're only human, right?
00:13:34 Not any more.
00:13:37 What if I were to tell you
00:13:40 that we can have a doctor that works
00:13:44 A doctor that knows everything,
00:13:46 a doctor that can do anything,
00:13:49 a doctor that makes no mistakes?
00:13:50 You'd say I was crazy.
00:13:52 You'd say I was
00:13:59 Well, ladies and gentlemen,
00:14:03 I give you the future of medicine.
00:14:09 I give you medical device MD-63.
00:14:17 Made with the latest space-age composite
00:14:23 packing 350 gigabytes of RAM
00:14:28 MD-63 can effectively,
00:14:35 do the work of a dozen human doctors.
00:14:39 MD-63 will now demonstrate his ability
00:14:43 to perform the world's
00:14:47 Ah, John from the mail room
00:14:52 to be the first patient.
00:14:57 Okay.
00:14:58 MD-63...
00:15:01 ...begin.
00:15:18 Oh, my gosh!
00:15:20 He's totally crushing that guy's nuts.
00:15:22 - I'm trying!
00:15:40 We give you $3 billion of research money,
00:15:43 and you give us a defective,
00:15:46 Frank, how nice of you to stand up
00:15:52 Meeting adjourned.
00:15:54 Let's go, hurry up.
00:15:56 You.
00:15:57 Get that high-tech, groin-grabbing,
00:16:01 crotch-crunching nutcracker fixed! Now.
00:16:05 MD-63 starts tomorrow morning
00:16:09 Did you say North Mercy?
00:16:12 Did you say tomorrow?
00:16:14 Yes, have you got a problem with that?
00:16:17 No, no. No problem.
00:16:19 Good.
00:16:21 Because he will be in that hospital
00:16:25 or the two of you will be in the hospital
00:16:31 Pasqual, stay with them,
00:16:43 Look at my client!
00:16:45 Look at the hideous scar you left across
00:16:51 Sosumi!
00:16:52 Doctor, I am suing you!
00:16:55 No, no, my name is Dr. Sosumi.
00:17:04 Okay, then, Doctor.
00:17:07 What possible justification
00:17:13 I had to operate to save his life.
00:17:16 To save his life!
00:17:18 What kind of life do you think
00:17:22 now that you've butchered his skull?
00:17:25 My client may look like a monster,
00:17:29 but you, you doctor,
00:17:31 are the monster.
00:17:35 Doctor, did you warn my client,
00:17:40 Mr. Martin,
00:17:42 that he was going to have a horrible scar
00:17:46 before you ruthlessly
00:17:51 No, he fall off bar stool.
00:17:55 Oh, I see.
00:17:58 Hey! He was unconscious, he was in a coma,
00:18:01 so you figured, what the hell?
00:18:03 I can do whatever I wanted.
00:18:05 What if you wanted to have sex with him?
00:18:10 Did you, doctor? Did you
00:18:12 - Did you?
00:18:13 Did you flip him over
00:18:20 Order! Order in the court!
00:18:24 No more questions, Your Honor.
00:18:27 The sight of this...
00:18:33 ...doctor makes me sick.
00:18:43 Yeah, $2 million dollars for a scar
00:18:46 on a drunk whose life isn't worth a nickel.
00:18:49 Don't worry, you'll get
00:18:54 Hey, I gotta go, I got some business
00:18:58 Thanks, buddy.
00:19:04 You're welcome, Jake. Very welcome.
00:19:17 Thank you for coming, Dr. Mills.
00:19:18 Looks like you've found
00:19:25 I'm a afraid your son is cross-eyed.
00:19:30 Has Dr. Callaby come down yet?
00:19:33 What are you doing?
00:19:34 Charting vital signs.
00:19:36 And who is taking these vital signs?
00:19:38 The machine over there.
00:19:39 So you're telling this machine
00:19:42 Yeah, that's my job.
00:19:45 Oh, we're the people
00:19:47 See, that's what they look like.
00:19:49 They're over there, those living
00:19:53 We have too many of those,
00:19:55 not enough doctors, not enough time,
00:19:57 Are you listening to me?
00:19:59 No, because you're talking to a computer.
00:20:01 Let me guess. You're the mime.
00:20:06 I'll take that as a yes.
00:20:08 What seems to be the problem?
00:20:11 Your nose...
00:20:12 ...is running.
00:20:14 Anything else?
00:20:17 Your throat...
00:20:20 sounds like...
00:20:22 saw... sore! Your throat is sore.
00:20:25 That's really funny,
00:20:29 Here, why don't you have a lozenge,
00:20:32 Don't be afraid, I'm a doctor.
00:20:35 Go ahead.
00:20:39 You know, it's kind of funny,
00:20:42 when I was a kid, I really wanted to be a mime.
00:20:45 I used to do that box thing
00:20:50 You know?
00:20:52 What? It's not that bad.
00:20:58 Oh, my God!
00:21:00 Come here.
00:21:07 Oh, excuse me.
00:21:12 - Out of the way!
00:21:14 - Watch out.
00:21:16 Dr. Callaby, we need you right now!
00:21:18 We got a multiple trauma.
00:21:20 He's got an open head injury,
00:21:22 and chopped liver.
00:21:24 His BP is 25 over 5.
00:21:36 This guy's a mess.
00:21:39 I have to be on the golf
00:21:41 Everyone on my count,
00:21:43 one, two,
00:21:44 three!
00:21:58 Dr. Callaby, that man is going to die
00:22:01 That man is going to die
00:22:04 So, if it's all the same to you,
00:22:06 You walk out, I report you
00:22:08 Oh, and while you're at it,
00:22:11 why don't you inform them
00:22:13 that has never been sued for malpractice.
00:22:16 If you'll excuse me, the green is calling.
00:22:19 Get back here, Callaby.
00:22:22 One, two, three...
00:22:23 Fore!
00:22:33 It's getting late.
00:22:34 You guys finished with this tin can yet?
00:22:37 Well, I adjusted his tactile sensors
00:22:42 And right now, I'm scanning this month's
00:22:47 We're almost done, okay?
00:22:49 He'll be ready by morning.
00:22:50 He better be.
00:22:56 Damn it.
00:22:57 If this doesn't work, we're both dead.
00:23:00 Speaking of dead,
00:23:05 before we bring him up
00:23:09 Whaddya say we just
00:23:12 How about pizza?
00:23:15 Sounds good, let's go.
00:23:47 Hey!
00:23:48 Rise and shine.
00:23:50 That includes you, Mr. Mime Molester.
00:23:54 What?
00:23:55 What did I do?
00:23:56 Nothing, other than the mime.
00:23:59 Come on. I didn't do the mime.
00:24:01 In my country, it is strictly forbidden to have
00:24:06 Bearded ladies, yes, but mimes, never.
00:24:09 What country are you from?
00:24:11 I'm from Akmannycaca,
00:24:14 Did you hear me?
00:24:16 Come on, we've got a backlog from last night.
00:24:19 We have 38...
00:24:23 ...37 patients to see.
00:24:26 He was in my parking spot.
00:24:30 We've been through this Jason.
00:24:32 I know we talked about this.
00:24:34 I just wanna be sure you understand.
00:24:36 I just, I want you to be prepared.
00:24:40 I know you were in love with my brother,
00:24:43 but this isn't him.
00:24:49 It's created in his image.
00:24:52 But it's a machine, it isn't human.
00:24:55 He isn't... It isn't Robert.
00:25:00 It was a long time ago.
00:25:02 I'm over it.
00:25:04 Then why do you
00:25:09 I need to know the time.
00:25:24 Richard, I've got some
00:25:27 I found you another doctor.
00:25:28 Oh, thank goodness.
00:25:30 Welcome aboard, Doctor...
00:25:31 Uh, I'm not the doctor.
00:25:33 This is your doctor.
00:25:36 Hello, Dr. Roskin.
00:25:37 I'm Medical Device model number MD-63.
00:25:40 I'm a new mechanized, computerized,
00:25:46 This is a... This is a good joke.
00:25:48 What? A hidden camera
00:25:51 I'll just let you two get acquainted.
00:25:56 That's funny, it is.
00:25:59 It's no joke, doctor.
00:26:00 I'm Jason Dockery,
00:26:04 I'm here to get you acquainted
00:26:07 Features?
00:26:08 I asked Buttkiss for a doctor with a pulse,
00:26:10 I don't need an
00:26:12 Coffee? Would you like it black?
00:26:15 Or with cream and sugar?
00:26:26 Buttkiss!
00:26:32 Maybe he wanted tea?
00:26:36 Buttkiss! You promised me a doctor!
00:26:38 You've given me a vending machine
00:26:40 So you've met M.D. 63.
00:26:42 I hear he's a very expensive,
00:26:45 I don't need a device.
00:26:48 Well, forget it!
00:26:51 Lawsuits, malpractice rates,
00:26:53 decreasing reimbursements.
00:26:54 All the breathing doctors are quitting.
00:26:57 Just give it a chance. Maybe you'll learn
00:27:02 And I need another nurse!
00:27:04 One made of flesh would be nice.
00:27:15 Half-caf, triple grande,
00:27:18 No whipped mocha.
00:27:20 Me, too.
00:27:21 Come on, Doctor Coffee,
00:27:27 Back straight, stomach out a tiny bit,
00:27:31 put your feet down,
00:27:33 Gentlemen! Let us begin.
00:27:35 Allow me to introduce the
00:27:38 This is what corporate now
00:27:42 Wait a minute,
00:27:45 Is he a...
00:27:46 Yes, right down to his CPU.
00:27:49 Dr. Keefe, your presentation.
00:27:51 Speaking of P.U.,
00:27:54 Mrs. Flaherty is a morbidly obese,
00:27:58 flatulent, malodorous...
00:27:59 Alright, okay, we get the point,
00:28:03 Mrs. Flaherty is a 52-year-old woman
00:28:07 Let me take a look.
00:28:11 Mrs. Flaherty,
00:28:12 does it hurt when I do this?
00:28:17 Does it hurt when I do this?
00:28:22 Mrs. Flaherty,
00:28:25 About ten minutes ago.
00:28:27 Ah. And what did you eat?
00:28:31 I had a rack of lamb,
00:28:33 a side of beef,
00:28:34 four fried chickens,
00:28:36 and some Chinese.
00:28:37 Ah, some Chinese food?
00:28:39 Or some Chinese people?
00:28:45 Doctors, it appears that
00:28:49 an old-fashioned stomach-ache.
00:28:52 If we're all in agreement, let's get her
00:28:56 I disagree.
00:28:58 Oh, the toaster speaks.
00:29:00 This woman has acute appendicitis.
00:29:03 I've seen her naked.
00:29:07 She needs surgery now.
00:29:10 Okay, I am not going to
00:29:14 to some motorized mannequin.
00:29:16 I am Chief of Surgery,
00:29:19 She's outta here!
00:29:20 If you do not open her up, I will.
00:29:27 You couldn't open a can of beans, tin man.
00:29:30 Well, actually...
00:29:48 Fine!
00:29:50 Go right ahead.
00:29:54 But who's going to help you, huh?
00:29:55 MD-63 doesn't need any help.
00:29:58 He shifts automatically
00:30:00 surgeon and scrub nurse mode.
00:30:07 One red hot appendix, doctor.
00:30:17 What is he doing now?
00:30:19 Since MD-63 is programmed to perform
00:30:24 he can diagnose and treat
00:30:42 Mama!
00:30:48 What the hell did you do to her?
00:30:49 An appendectomy. I also
00:30:54 tummy tuck, face lift
00:30:57 Thank you, doctor.
00:31:01 Beginner's luck.
00:31:02 Ma'am, we're going to have
00:31:05 Yeah, right buddy.
00:31:15 He was my creation, you know.
00:31:18 I created him.
00:31:24 Just because they've installed in you
00:31:28 that doesn't make you a real doctor.
00:31:30 Bonacasa, will you show "it" around?
00:31:32 Yes, sir.
00:31:34 Don't worry about him.
00:31:36 He's still trying to figure
00:31:40 I hit it, I hit it!
00:31:49 There you are, sweetie.
00:31:51 You need to stay in the clinic, okay?
00:31:55 I hope he didn't hurt... you.
00:31:58 Dr. Mills, this is MD-63
00:32:03 Have you met before?
00:32:05 No, it's just he...
00:32:07 ...reminds me of
00:32:10 Perhaps it's one of my prototypes.
00:32:13 I've been told I bear
00:32:15 to MD models 48, 57, and 59 through 61.
00:32:19 The nurses are all talking about you.
00:32:21 They call you RoboDoc.
00:32:26 I run the children's clinic.
00:32:28 You're a pediatrician?
00:32:30 With a sub-specialization
00:32:32 We hope to cure them one day.
00:32:34 Dr. Von Schmekel in Germany
00:32:37 But until they find a cure, I teach them
00:32:47 Yeah. Well, it looks like
00:32:51 Cute kid.
00:32:52 If you'll excuse us, I've got to show
00:32:56 It was nice meeting you.
00:32:59 I hit the ball! I hit the ball!
00:33:01 Yes, you did, Joey.
00:33:11 I think I see the problem.
00:33:14 Is RoboCrock qualified to handle
00:33:19 Psychiatry isn't in his
00:33:23 I can put him in that mode, manually.
00:33:25 With this psychiatry memory stick.
00:33:44 Did they follow you here?
00:33:47 They who?
00:33:48 They! The CIA.,
00:33:50 F.B.I., K.G.B.,
00:33:52 N.R.A., A.A.R.P.,
00:33:54 N.A.A.C.P.!
00:33:56 No.
00:33:58 Listen, Doc, you gotta help me.
00:34:01 The space aliens can read my mind.
00:34:04 They put a chip in my head, doc.
00:34:08 Sir,
00:34:09 there's nothing wrong with
00:34:17 Doc! Oh, no!
00:34:20 They got you, too.
00:34:34 That certainly did not produce
00:34:38 Doctor, come quick we
00:34:40 Let's see how you handle this one.
00:34:49 He just stopped breathing.
00:34:50 Perhaps he's angry at his mother.
00:34:51 What?
00:34:53 Tell me, what was your childhood like?
00:34:56 Oh, he's still in psychiatrist mode.
00:34:59 Get him out of here.
00:35:00 We've lost his pulse.
00:35:02 Go ahead, call a code,
00:35:07 No time for that.
00:35:09 Clear.
00:35:17 Thanks, Doc.
00:35:19 I feel great.
00:35:21 Did you say something about my mother?
00:36:07 Hi.
00:36:09 I'm new Nurse Fonda,
00:36:15 Guys?
00:36:18 Hello?
00:36:20 Hello?
00:36:22 Not to be offensive in any way,
00:36:24 but you seem to be so well...
00:36:26 put together... You're not a robot?
00:36:30 Excuse me?
00:36:31 Are you real?
00:36:33 Well, most of me is.
00:36:35 Mr. Buttkiss said I can't start working
00:36:39 So, which one of your strong and handsome
00:36:46 I think I just did it in my pants.
00:36:49 RoboCrock,
00:36:51 how about you performing
00:36:55 Certainly, chief.
00:36:57 Right this way, miss.
00:37:00 If you need any help, my teeth
00:37:03 Charming.
00:37:08 Now, all we have left is a pelvic exam.
00:37:12 Hop into the stirrups.
00:37:14 Well, it's not like you'll
00:37:17 But I'm warning you,
00:37:18 I've always found these
00:37:22 Don't worry, I will do everything possible
00:38:23 I think I just did it again.
00:38:28 Everything is fine
00:38:44 No smoking!
00:39:09 Good morning.
00:39:10 I took the liberty of drawing blood,
00:39:13 performing surgery,
00:39:16 I also made coffee for you.
00:39:19 In the doctor's lounge.
00:39:20 Wow.
00:39:22 What time did you get in this morning?
00:39:24 I never left. I do not need to sleep.
00:39:27 If you did all of the work
00:39:30 what are we going to do?
00:39:31 We are going to go on rounds.
00:39:36 How about a round of golf?
00:39:37 That's your Mulligan.
00:39:42 Golf? What is golf?
00:39:45 Well, you hit a ball into a cup 18 times.
00:39:51 What is the point?
00:39:53 I don't know.
00:39:55 Do you like whacking balls?
00:39:57 Callaby, we're on medical rounds.
00:40:01 See, Dick? I'm just here
00:40:02 I might even learn something
00:40:06 Doctor Bonacasa, present your patient.
00:40:08 Mr. Malaka is a 45-year-old white male
00:40:12 with a five-day history
00:40:14 All the classic symptoms
00:40:17 But he's not yet responded
00:40:21 Well, perhaps we should
00:40:24 Well, I don't know.
00:40:28 Has anybody asked the walking can opener
00:40:32 I need to analyze a urine sample.
00:40:34 - By all means.
00:40:52 I'd hate to be here when
00:40:57 Mr. Malaka has tricinyphlis.
00:40:59 Yeah, what's that?
00:41:01 That's an incredibly rare disease.
00:41:03 You can only get it by having sex with pigs.
00:41:06 That's crazy. Absolutely crazy.
00:41:09 I mean, this mechanical moron
00:41:12 Tricinyphlis.
00:41:14 There's only been ever
00:41:20 Six.
00:41:25 How disgusting. Not even in my country
00:41:29 Sheeps, yes, goats, yes.
00:41:31 Pigs? Never.
00:41:40 See, to you, this may look
00:41:43 but to me, this is payment
00:41:49 Oh! Three-pointer.
00:41:52 Doctor Callaby, there's
00:41:55 Well, it better be very important.
00:41:57 This man's aneurysm's about to burst.
00:41:59 Don't move a muscle.
00:42:01 I'll be right back.
00:42:07 Hello?
00:42:08 Jake! Jake,
00:42:12 Where have I been?
00:42:14 I was in court.
00:42:17 Defending the rights of the downtrodden,
00:42:21 Damn, this coffee's hot!
00:42:23 I almost burned my tongue.
00:42:24 What are you trying to do to me?
00:42:29 So, you got another
00:42:32 No! That's the problem.
00:42:35 We got this new robotic doctor thingy
00:42:38 It never makes a mistake.
00:42:40 Robo... Doctor?
00:42:41 Keep an eye on that tin can.
00:42:43 Study it. It's our next meal ticket.
00:42:46 It must have a weakness.
00:42:48 But it knows everything.
00:42:50 You figure out a way
00:42:54 or my next malpractice case
00:43:01 Jake, you don't mean that.
00:43:04 Jake?
00:43:06 Jakey?
00:43:09 Jake?
00:43:20 I'm afraid her breasts were so small
00:43:22 - Do you mean...
00:43:24 We had to put her on a "breast-perator."
00:43:33 What are her chances?
00:43:37 Not very good.
00:43:38 Unless we can find her
00:43:47 I know, I know.
00:43:48 I lost my college girlfriend the same way.
00:43:52 Doctor! Doctor! Great news!
00:43:54 A busload of strippers
00:43:56 we have a cooler full of donor breasts.
00:43:58 That's incredible!
00:44:00 How do you suppose
00:44:30 Oh, if I keep eating this food,
00:44:34 There's a hair in my sandwich.
00:44:36 This is disgusting.
00:44:37 I think the food is good, very good.
00:44:39 Really?
00:44:41 In my country, we don't
00:44:44 We only eat on very special occasions.
00:44:46 Like when?
00:44:47 Like when we have food.
00:44:49 Hey guys, here comes dessert.
00:44:53 Hey.
00:44:55 Whaddya say you and me
00:44:57 Oh, I don't think I'm right for you.
00:45:00 If I remember correctly,
00:45:02 you like the strong, silent type.
00:45:06 I didn't do the mime.
00:45:08 Yeah.
00:45:09 Hey, Kim.
00:45:11 Hey, I just want to let you know,
00:45:16 Aw, thanks.
00:45:18 But complimenting me
00:45:20 is not going to get you into my pants.
00:45:23 Oh, then what will?
00:45:32 Come on, Doc, give it to me straight,
00:45:36 You are going to die.
00:45:39 Oh my God, how long have I got?
00:45:42 According to my calculations,
00:45:45 three weeks, six days, 18 hours,
00:45:48 47 minutes and nine seconds.
00:45:51 Eight, seven, six, five...
00:45:55 Is there any hope?
00:45:56 No.
00:45:57 Will there be much pain?
00:45:59 Oh yes, very much so.
00:46:01 Unbearable.
00:46:02 Oh! What should I do, Doc?
00:46:06 Write a will. Buy a nice suit.
00:46:10 Roboshock.
00:46:12 Can I speak to you for a moment?
00:46:13 Certainly, chief. Have a nice day.
00:46:21 Look, I don't mean to be overly critical,
00:46:23 but we've got to work
00:46:26 What do you mean, chief?
00:46:28 I mean, you can't be
00:46:31 Why not?
00:46:32 Because, it's just not...
00:46:35 Can you add anything here?
00:46:36 Well, I can't program in compassion, Doctor,
00:46:40 but I know he can learn from others.
00:46:52 Now there's a beautiful doll.
00:46:54 What's her name, sweetheart?
00:46:55 This is Donna, the "Stranger Danger" doll.
00:46:59 You're not a friend of mine, guy.
00:47:01 You're a pervert.
00:47:03 Get away!
00:47:06 Charming.
00:47:13 Well,
00:47:15 I didn't know kids were still playing
00:47:19 They're not. They're playing cow persons
00:47:25 Cute.
00:47:27 Look, the real reason I'm here is
00:47:29 RoboCrock, he needs
00:47:35 Evidently.
00:47:37 Would you be willing to teach him?
00:47:41 Well, someone has to.
00:47:46 I'll see what I can do.
00:47:47 Good. Then I'll leave him... it...
00:47:51 in your hands this afternoon.
00:47:52 Okay.
00:47:55 Let's go.
00:48:01 How can I explain compassion?
00:48:04 Compassion. It is a sympathetic
00:48:07 together with the desire to alleviate it.
00:48:09 Very good.
00:48:11 For a moment there, I forgot I was talking
00:48:16 Simply stated, it's the
00:48:21 For instance, look over there.
00:48:24 All of God's creatures need to eat.
00:48:26 Feeding them is an act of compassion.
00:48:29 And for that, I believe that nice woman
00:48:42 How do you know
00:48:46 I really don't know.
00:48:48 I guess I'd rather feel sorry for someone else
00:48:54 I lost someone.
00:48:57 Someone really close to me.
00:49:00 He was killed in a car accident.
00:49:02 He was killed by a...
00:49:05 He was killed by a...
00:49:06 Drunk driver.
00:49:08 No, a cross-eyed driver.
00:49:16 So this is why you decided
00:49:19 to curing cross-eyed kids.
00:49:20 It's the way I've chosen
00:49:23 I have over 500 trillion
00:49:25 full of how to care for people.
00:49:27 I'm an expert in caring for people.
00:49:29 That may be true, but you need
00:49:33 If I'm not human,
00:49:36 You don't have to be
00:49:39 Dolphins care about people,
00:49:41 dogs care about people,
00:49:43 cats... well, the point is that
00:49:46 people are insecure, frightened
00:49:48 fearful creatures.
00:49:50 They're not machines.
00:49:52 They need to be reassured
00:49:54 Even if it isn't.
00:49:59 Everything is going to be okay.
00:50:02 Not convincing.
00:50:04 It wouldn't hurt if you smile or something.
00:50:09 - Smile?
00:50:11 Like this.
00:50:21 It's a start.
00:50:23 You know, as a doctor,
00:50:25 but as a human,
00:50:42 You have a deep laceration on your leg,
00:50:44 which has become secondarily infected.
00:50:46 Huh?
00:50:47 You are infected with
00:50:50 and will require more extensive treatment.
00:50:53 Flesh-eating bacteria?
00:50:55 That sounds horrible.
00:50:58 It is not so bad.
00:51:00 All of God's creatures need to eat.
00:51:02 Yeah?
00:51:04 The bacteria need
00:51:06 And I admire your compassion
00:51:12 Of course, there is a chance
00:51:16 A chance?
00:51:17 Like, a 10% chance?
00:51:21 No, like a 99% chance.
00:51:24 But, when you wake up,
00:51:29 It is not so bad having an artificial leg.
00:51:32 I've got two.
00:51:37 That's incredible.
00:51:39 Will I get one like that?
00:51:42 Not exactly.
00:51:43 My legs cost over $10 million each.
00:51:46 With your health plan,
00:51:53 ...this.
00:51:56 The best part is
00:51:57 the bacteria will no longer
00:52:02 Of course, you'll have to worry
00:52:08 But don't worry.
00:52:09 Everything will be okay.
00:52:19 I think we still have some work to do
00:52:23 Yeah.
00:52:29 Scalpel.
00:52:32 Scalpel.
00:52:33 Dr. Callaby, a Dr. Gorman
00:52:37 Uh, yes.
00:52:39 He's coming now.
00:52:42 Hello?
00:52:43 Callaby, where the hell
00:52:47 I'm doing the best I can,
00:52:49 and he's only getting better.
00:52:51 He's only a machine.
00:52:53 He has to have a weakness.
00:52:55 Find it!
00:54:09 RoboDoc is a huge success.
00:54:11 I've never seen such glowing evaluations.
00:54:14 "RoboDoc saved my life."
00:54:16 "RoboDoc made my labor
00:54:19 I wished I was having his baby."
00:54:21 Not me, the person...
00:54:22 No one cares, Buttkiss.
00:54:25 Delivering babies...
00:54:27 We need him to do
00:54:31 If we can get that freaky,
00:54:34 splattered on the cover
00:54:38 ...then, Buttkiss,
00:54:40 our stock would go through the roof.
00:54:45 Excuse me sir, the newest
00:54:48 for the Cross-Eyed Children's Clinic
00:55:02 I wanna be a pilot.
00:55:09 I wanna be a doctor.
00:55:13 Don't touch me.
00:55:15 I'm calling the police!
00:55:17 Please donate generously
00:55:19 of North Mercy Hospital.
00:55:24 There. The cross-eyed kids.
00:55:27 Yeah, I know. It's horrible.
00:55:29 No, Buttkiss.
00:55:31 If RoboDoc could cure them,
00:55:34 then... I'd be a billionaire.
00:55:41 What am I saying?
00:55:44 I'd be a...
00:55:48 Gazillionaire.
00:55:49 Gazillionaire.
00:55:52 Nice work, Buttkiss.
00:56:00 The cafeteria's gotta
00:56:02 He's only supposed to have synthetic.
00:56:04 When you finish with him,
00:56:09 Oh, quite a setup you have here. Yes.
00:56:12 Very impressive.
00:56:15 It'sjust been amazing how you've
00:56:19 It was nothing, really.
00:56:20 Anybody with
00:56:22 a Ph. D from Harvard,
00:56:24 the ACS Automotive Technical
00:56:27 Well, I've been very impressed
00:56:30 It seems he never makes a mistake.
00:56:32 He doesn't.
00:56:36 Really? Tell me more.
00:56:42 You ever hear the term
00:56:45 Any computer system is only as good
00:56:47 as the information you put into it.
00:56:49 While I'm changing his oil and brake fluid,
00:56:51 Kevin here is scanning the latest
00:56:54 And, um, how does all
00:56:59 get into his head?
00:57:01 It doesn't.
00:57:03 His head... is empty.
00:57:08 The only thing in his head
00:57:10 Any information he needs,
00:57:12 he retrieves from this database.
00:57:14 For example, we just finished scanning
00:57:16 an article on how
00:57:19 There's no such cure.
00:57:22 Sure, but I don't think
00:57:25 I am a highly experienced doctor.
00:57:28 I assure you...
00:57:29 I don't understand this.
00:57:32 It's a new procedure
00:57:36 from the University of Dusseldorf.
00:57:38 It hasn't been translated yet,
00:57:40 But that's okay, because RoboDoc
00:57:44 55 computer languages,
00:57:48 Impressive.
00:57:49 And right now, we're getting him ready
00:57:52 to cure all the kids
00:57:55 You don't say.
00:57:59 Well, thank you
00:58:02 It's been enlightening,
00:58:06 and I hope you seal him up tight.
00:58:08 Wouldn't want RoboDoc
00:58:10 at the medical staff
00:58:14 The medical staff dinner?
00:58:18 Kevin, run out,
00:58:22 I'll pick up some chrome polish.
00:58:23 We gotta make him shine tonight.
00:58:25 I'm on it.
00:58:34 And she has the most beautiful hair.
00:58:37 It's so silky, so smooth.
00:58:39 Enough already.
00:58:42 Just this once, why don't you tell her.
00:58:49 Nurse Kim.
00:58:56 I don't know what to say to you,
00:59:00 Thanks. I've got work to do.
00:59:06 Wait. Wait.
00:59:08 I... I know we'll have beautiful
00:59:12 You wanna have a baby.
00:59:15 Well, why didn't you say so?
00:59:46 Uh, easy.
00:59:48 I just hit the switch.
00:59:50 You sure did, baby.
01:00:07 All right, quiet on the set, everybody.
01:00:09 Ready on camera three.
01:00:11 Jake, ready.
01:00:16 Is your baby ugly?
01:00:18 Sue your doctor.
01:00:21 Not feeling springtime fresh?
01:00:24 Sue your doctor.
01:00:26 Have you lost a testicle, an eyeball,
01:00:28 or some other small but
01:00:31 Sue your doctor.
01:00:33 Because of some greedy
01:00:37 this sweet 98-year old woman
01:00:42 won't live to see her great-great-
01:00:48 With my help,
01:00:52 I'm Jake Gorman, attorney-at-law,
01:01:01 And cut.
01:01:02 Jeez!
01:01:04 Would somebody change
01:01:06 She's carrying
01:01:11 I just can't get that taste out of my mouth.
01:01:14 Phone call for Mr. Gorman.
01:01:20 Hello?
01:01:21 Jakey, baby! Great news. It's Dr. C.
01:01:26 I not only found out a
01:01:30 but also make us very, very, very rich.
01:01:35 Wait. Wait, let me get this straight.
01:01:38 Blind kids? Oh, this is fantastic.
01:01:41 Hang on a second, let me add this up.
01:01:44 Loss of sight in one eye
01:01:46 Times two eyes per blind kid,
01:01:49 plus $50 million in punitive damages
01:01:54 minus 60% for those
01:01:57 that leaves us with a grand total of...
01:02:38 Garbage in.
01:02:45 Good, Joey. Swing it harder.
01:02:55 Don't you wanna play
01:02:57 No. I can't get it to work right.
01:03:01 What, honey,
01:03:03 This game.
01:03:05 to chop off their heads,
01:03:08 So sorry, sweetie.
01:03:10 Let me give it a try.
01:03:18 Let me take a look at it.
01:03:19 I know a little something about computers.
01:03:21 Okay, that would be great.
01:03:44 It's not Robert.
01:03:47 It's just a machine.
01:04:25 Hi, RoboDoc.
01:04:28 Are you going to the dinner tonight?
01:04:31 Yes, I will be there.
01:04:33 Well, good,
01:04:35 'cause I'm gonna wear
01:04:45 Excuse me.
01:04:53 I don't care if he is a robot,
01:04:56 I'm gonna make him a man tonight.
01:05:12 Fill your pockets, fill your cheeks,
01:05:14 this is the best free food
01:05:17 Come on, scoop and move, buddy.
01:05:23 I am wanting you
01:05:26 Damn. Glad to meet you.
01:05:29 She doesn't speak English.
01:05:31 It was, uh, nice to meet you.
01:05:46 I'm gonna have a baby.
01:05:48 Oh, yeah!
01:05:52 Oh, no.
01:06:49 The, uh, proctologist's wife says
01:06:53 "I guess we're just both
01:07:09 Oh, my God.
01:07:28 I'm in dire need of medical attention.
01:07:31 If you're catching a cold from being
01:07:36 I don't need a pediatrician.
01:07:38 I'm a grown woman.
01:07:40 I need a real doctor.
01:07:52 What's the matter, cat got your tongue?
01:08:01 Well, what do you have to say now?
01:08:06 I'm not feeling so good.
01:08:13 Oh, my God.
01:08:14 How revolting, you bastard!
01:08:18 Oh, I see how you are.
01:08:19 You gave me the best
01:08:22 and then you just walk away
01:08:25 God.
01:08:28 I hope there's a junkyard in hell.
01:08:34 I am proud to announce that
01:08:40 Of our medical staff, MD-63,
01:08:42 Of our medical staff, MD-63,
01:08:44 also known as RoboDoc,
01:08:47 has performed his
01:08:51 So, tomorrow, we will turn
01:08:54 to those most in need.
01:08:56 Our children.
01:08:58 Tomorrow... Please.
01:09:00 Tomorrow morning, RoboDoc
01:09:04 the most ambitious surgical feat
01:09:08 He will operate on and cure
01:09:13 The... Ah, MD-63.
01:09:18 Would you care to share a few words?
01:09:29 Thank you...
01:09:33 ...all for coming.
01:09:38 Coming.
01:09:47 It's all right, everybody.
01:09:50 Just, uh, stage fright.
01:09:55 This hunk ofjunk had better be ready
01:09:58 to perform delicate
01:10:03 Or I'll be arranging
01:10:08 And it won't be delicate.
01:10:11 Ha. Thank you for joining us.
01:10:14 We look forward to
01:10:34 How is he?
01:10:36 Well, he's still touch and go.
01:10:38 The synchronization chip is fried.
01:10:40 I need to find a donor.
01:10:41 Donor? What is it?
01:10:43 Somebody who lends
01:10:45 But that's not important right now.
01:10:46 I need a chip, you know, from a cell phone,
01:10:52 Here. Here. Take my beeper
01:10:55 Thanks, but I know I'm
01:10:58 I need to find a match.
01:11:01 Let's give him everything we got.
01:11:03 Come on.
01:11:11 I'm going back in.
01:11:12 - Good luck.
01:11:31 Wake up, everyone.
01:11:32 - Hey.
01:11:35 Look at that. Everything working?
01:11:36 Yes, and guess what.
01:11:38 I didn't need any of
01:11:39 The matching chip came
01:11:44 Thank you, Lauren.
01:11:47 You're welcome.
01:11:49 Now let's go straighten
01:11:50 - Yes.
01:11:53 Uh, sorry.
01:11:55 Didn't realize you were still on the charger.
01:12:02 Big Jake, the sardine can
01:12:07 and we are on our way to being filthy,
01:12:52 Uh, give me a nice,
01:12:56 You hear the bell, you start cutting.
01:13:11 What the hell is this?
01:13:20 "Cut the optic nerve?"
01:13:24 Oh, God.
01:13:25 Oh, my G... I gotta stop him.
01:13:40 I am done.
01:14:22 It's dark in here.
01:14:24 Just a minute.
01:14:30 They're straight. You did it!
01:14:39 Are you gonna take the bandages off?
01:14:45 Everyone back!
01:14:53 Look, he's blind!
01:14:59 Oh, look!
01:15:02 All the children are blind!
01:15:06 I'm calling a lawyer.
01:15:09 Jake Gorman. Attorney-at-law.
01:15:13 You called?
01:15:14 This guy's like a toilet,
01:15:15 always around when shit goes down.
01:15:18 I'm calling Risk Management.
01:15:20 I'm calling the police.
01:15:22 But the blindness is just temporary.
01:15:25 Tell it to the judge.
01:15:29 Marcus, we're gonna have more money
01:15:33 Oh, ha ha, I know what to do with it.
01:15:36 I'm going to see the world.
01:15:39 Yeah. It's just a shame that
01:15:46 won't be able to see the world.
01:15:49 Ha! Just kidding!
01:16:05 Please state your name.
01:16:08 MD-63.
01:16:10 But most people call me RoboDoc.
01:16:15 Does the MD mean that
01:16:18 No. It stands for medical device.
01:16:21 You're not just any medical device.
01:16:24 In fact, you're a highly advanced robot
01:16:27 whose database contains all of mankind's
01:16:32 So when you performed surgery
01:16:35 you've simply
01:16:39 and performed the procedure
01:16:42 No.
01:16:44 No?
01:16:50 I have no more questions, Your Honor.
01:17:00 MD-63.
01:17:03 Why do people call you RoboDoc?
01:17:07 Because I perform the functions of a doctor.
01:17:10 You perform the functions of a doctor.
01:17:16 What other functions do you perform?
01:17:19 I do not understand your question.
01:17:21 For instance, do you make coffee?
01:17:24 Yes.
01:17:25 - Do you toast bread?
01:17:26 - Open cans.
01:17:28 So you're a coffee maker, toaster,
01:17:32 that also happens
01:17:38 Yes.
01:17:39 Where did you go to medical school?
01:17:42 I did not.
01:17:43 - High school?
01:17:45 The fact is that you perform
01:17:48 and you didn't even graduate
01:17:53 You are not qualified
01:17:57 I wouldn't even
01:18:07 State your name.
01:18:09 Dr. William Von Schmekel.
01:18:12 Dr. Von Schmekel,
01:18:18 used by the defendant?
01:18:19 Ja, and I heard it worked perfectly.
01:18:23 Doctor, these children are blind.
01:18:25 Ja, but their eyes are straight.
01:18:29 But does your procedure
01:18:33 How should I know?
01:18:34 I only did the procedure on rats and mice.
01:18:40 You see this little fellow?
01:18:42 He used to be cross-eyed.
01:18:44 Yes, doctor, we can
01:18:47 But has this rodent
01:18:50 How should I know?
01:18:53 I speak German, and I speak English,
01:18:55 but I don't speak rat.
01:18:57 Perhaps you should ask him.
01:19:06 You shut your filthy,
01:19:11 Mr. Gorman!
01:19:15 I mean, sorry.
01:19:19 He is a menace.
01:19:21 When I think of the tears being shed
01:19:26 by those... poor defenseless, innocent...
01:19:32 prepubescent...
01:19:36 beautiful little children...
01:19:46 He forced me into the supply closet,
01:19:49 and he touched me like no other
01:19:52 battery-operated device
01:19:58 Look what he did to me!
01:20:00 He took out my appendix,
01:20:02 and left this ugly, hideous scar.
01:20:20 I didn't do the mime.
01:20:22 Hey, shut up!
01:20:24 Quiet! You're not the one on trial here.
01:20:27 Yet.
01:20:45 Members of the jury,
01:20:49 We have, your honor.
01:20:52 We, the jury, find the defendant
01:20:55 MD-63 guilty.
01:21:04 And we recommend
01:21:07 and recycled for parts.
01:21:10 We further order that RIP Healthcare
01:21:15 pay the plaintiffs $3,577 trillion
01:21:20 and 37 cents.
01:21:22 And how did you arrive at that figure?
01:21:27 It's all the money in the world, judge.
01:21:30 Don't worry, everything's gonna be okay.
01:21:43 RoboDoc, rise.
01:21:47 MD-63, you are hereby sentenced
01:21:50 to incarceration at Big Bernie's
01:21:55 until the day of your demolition,
01:21:58 when you will be crushed down
01:22:02 and may God have mercy
01:22:10 We lost how much?
01:22:13 That's imposs...
01:22:23 So many patients, no doctors.
01:22:25 Thank you for coming in to help.
01:22:27 No problem, it's good to be back.
01:22:31 You, you, you, you...
01:22:35 Sorry.
01:23:17 I cannot believe
01:23:20 I'm going to miss you guys.
01:23:22 Well, you can see me twice a week,
01:23:24 if they turn you into a set of golf clubs.
01:23:33 Come on, guys.
01:23:34 You know, we can't let them do this.
01:23:37 We can break him out of here.
01:23:38 You know, how big can Big Barnie be?
01:23:41 You know, I'm not afraid of him.
01:23:48 Listen, Robo... Doc.
01:23:51 I know you and I got started
01:23:54 but it was nothing personal.
01:23:57 It's just that over the years,
01:23:58 I've seen so many computers
01:24:02 It was like they were becoming
01:24:06 So I'm the last one you would ever think
01:24:11 but... Wait. Wait. Wait.
01:24:13 You big... You big...
01:24:17 You've changed my mind,
01:24:20 You've shown a level
01:24:23 that most doctors can only dream about.
01:24:25 You've treated your patients
01:24:29 You've been an inspiration to all of us
01:24:32 better people.
01:24:34 You've become a friend.
01:24:36 You've got the heart of a man,
01:24:40 And you're taking this like a man.
01:24:47 My oil plug. It must've popped out.
01:24:50 It's time.
01:25:15 What's this word?
01:25:18 Blind.
01:25:20 "Three blind mice.
01:25:23 See how they run."
01:25:26 You can see?
01:25:33 You can all see.
01:25:35 Let's go save RoboDoc!
01:25:40 Excuse me!
01:26:19 Let's get a move on, RoboCrock.
01:26:22 The only thing that's gonna save
01:26:23 is a phone call from the governor.
01:26:25 Oh, hold on a second.
01:26:26 Let me take this call.
01:26:29 Hello, Big Bernie's Auto...
01:26:31 It's the governor!
01:26:33 Yes, sir, Mr. Governor.
01:26:36 No, sir, you're right on time.
01:26:38 We hadn't even started yet.
01:26:40 Yes, sir, I'll take care of it personally.
01:26:42 You bet, sir. Thanks for calling.
01:26:46 Hey, Mike, don't crush that car yet.
01:26:49 The governor wants the hood off of it.
01:26:52 Come on!
01:26:54 Let's get a move on.
01:27:16 Stop! The kids can see!
01:27:20 That's ridiculous.
01:27:22 Their optic nerves were cut.
01:27:25 - Hey, how'd you know...
01:27:27 - You did it.
01:27:28 - You altered the article.
01:27:29 I did not cut their optic nerves.
01:27:32 I may be a robot,
01:27:34 The blindness was temporary
01:27:37 after the operation.
01:27:38 You're all lying!
01:27:40 This is just a desperate last-minute stunt.
01:27:43 These kids can't see.
01:27:44 It'll cost me too much money.
01:27:46 Sweet, unfortunate, blind little boy,
01:27:50 if you can see my face,
01:27:52 what do I look like?
01:27:54 A rat bastard.
01:27:56 Doctor, you're under arrest
01:28:02 I did not.
01:28:03 ...endangering
01:28:04 and product tampering.
01:28:06 Product tampering?
01:28:08 Take him away.
01:28:09 RoboDoc, in light of this new evidence,
01:28:12 I hereby exonerate you of any wrongdoing.
01:28:15 You're a free man... er, robot.
01:28:17 Whatever you are, you're free.
01:28:19 Release the prisoner.
01:28:51 Oh, RoboDoc,
01:28:55 I'm so happy to have you back.
01:29:02 So what do you think now?
01:29:13 I think I need to make
01:29:17 to the Centers for Disease Control.
01:29:18 Excuse me.
01:29:25 Your cat scan looks perfectly
01:29:28 but we don't like to take any chances,
01:29:30 so we will be removing
01:29:33 Just to go in and take a look
01:29:36 No! No!
01:29:39 No!
01:29:40 Yes, yes, yes.
01:29:42 Fortunately, we do have the finest brain
01:29:47 I believe you've meet Dr. Sosumi.
01:30:03 Mr. Gorman not going to be able
01:30:08 He going to have to find new line of work.
01:30:45 Now say ah.
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