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00:01:03 Ah, look at you,
00:01:09 Put your hands together for this one.
00:01:50 What say?
00:02:21 From the top!
00:02:57 Yeah!
00:03:00 Thank you.
00:03:13 We love you, Cleveland! Whoo!
00:03:19 - Dudes! Yeah!
00:03:22 Do you have any idea how
00:03:25 ...coming off the crowd
00:03:28 And us feeding it right back to them?
00:03:32 We are gonna be huge!
00:03:34 - More importantly, how were my moves?
00:03:37 I got the best seat in the house
00:03:40 ...and you rocked. Yeah!
00:03:43 - Oh, now, that was classic Vesuvius.
00:03:48 Nice show. Whoo!
00:03:50 - Hey, what did the label say?
00:03:54 Those are on me,
00:03:57 - Imported. Sounds like good news, right?
00:04:02 Be right back.
00:04:07 Matchbook Records just offered us
00:04:10 ...and it is awesome.
00:04:12 - We're gonna be rich!
00:04:16 I'm so happy. I'm so happy.
00:04:18 There's just one hitch.
00:04:22 They want you to replace Fish.
00:04:23 President of the label
00:04:26 Fish is the heart and soul of this band.
00:04:30 - He came up with the name Vesuvius.
00:04:33 Guys, they're gonna put money
00:04:36 No. Forget it, Billy.
00:04:38 We're not gonna sell him out
00:04:41 ...wants to play rock star. Forget it.
00:04:45 I'm calling the head of the label now.
00:04:49 Oh, there was talk of you guys
00:04:52 ...but sometimes opportunity
00:04:54 - Whitesnake, man.
00:04:58 I mean, think about it.
00:05:02 Like I said, he's a great drummer.
00:05:04 Right. He's gonna be fine.
00:05:09 Billy, hang up that phone.
00:05:37 You traitors!
00:05:39 Start the van, man. He's coming!
00:05:53 We lost him.
00:05:56 - I don't think that went too well.
00:06:00 - We did it, guys. All right.
00:06:03 - That was kind of awesome!
00:06:05 I think we lost him.
00:06:07 That's definitely gonna be in a book
00:06:10 He didn't fit.
00:06:19 After all we've been through?
00:06:26 Oh, my God.
00:06:29 - So fast.
00:06:31 - Definitely a fast runner.
00:06:34 I was going 60.
00:06:35 - He ran like a gazelle, right?
00:06:38 - Like, his stride was really big.
00:06:41 Like he'd lived with animals
00:06:44 And he, like, mimicked their... Aah!
00:06:52 Jesus, man, keep going!
00:06:57 Oh, my...
00:07:02 We gotta shake him loose, man!
00:07:12 I will drag you down to hell with me.
00:07:16 Hit the brakes, man!
00:07:22 Oh, my God, Kerr. You killed him.
00:07:25 You killed him.
00:07:27 He deserved it, man.
00:07:30 He's dead.
00:07:37 He can't be killed.
00:07:40 Dude, he can't be killed.
00:07:42 Back it up, back it up.
00:07:46 He's a zombie!
00:07:50 I don't need you!
00:07:52 I'm gonna be 10 times bigger
00:07:55 A billion times bigger than you! No!
00:07:58 Eleventy billion, trillion...
00:08:01 ... vermillion times bigger than you!
00:08:10 Jeez, this would be a great album
00:08:14 New Vesuvius, fellas.
00:08:16 Waited in line two hours last night
00:08:21 Everybody thought they peaked
00:08:25 ...but then they came back...
00:08:26 ...and blew the doors off
00:08:29 - Devil's Nursery rocks.
00:08:33 It's the etchings of time, man.
00:08:37 Yeah, I know.
00:08:39 Oh, you a fan?
00:08:42 I don't really listen
00:08:45 - Oh, dude, you gotta hear this.
00:08:49 - No, seriously, if you've never heard...
00:08:53 Trust me. One track,
00:08:56 - Zammit's Metal Racking.
00:09:00 You wanna hear the new Vesuvius?
00:09:07 Yeah. It's sweet, huh?
00:09:09 I'll burn you a copy.
00:09:13 Can you hold, please?
00:10:10 Do not tell me that this was
00:10:12 Well, as it happens, by coincidence,
00:10:17 ...by Vesuvius.
00:10:19 - Damn it, Rob.
00:10:21 - Totally overproduced.
00:10:26 I know that we've been through this
00:10:29 ...and I know you think
00:10:32 ...but this is not getting past it.
00:10:35 I have let it go...
00:10:37 ...and the universe keeps shoving
00:10:40 Look, guppy, I don't think
00:10:43 This just isn't working for me.
00:10:47 - I break up with you.
00:10:49 - I break up with you. l...
00:10:51 - No!
00:10:53 - What?
00:10:55 - I interrupted you.
00:10:58 I am breaking up with you,
00:11:00 I am fantastic.
00:11:02 I'm gonna have to ask you
00:11:05 This is my apartment.
00:11:28 This is gonna be great.
00:11:29 A fresh start, you know,
00:11:34 That's the attitude, Robert.
00:11:37 So you'll be on your feet...
00:11:39 ...and out of this house
00:11:41 - Lisa, come on. Give the guy a break.
00:11:45 Talk about your missed opportunity.
00:11:50 My brother-in-law in Vesuvius.
00:11:52 Know what our lives would be like?
00:11:54 I'd be wearing silk underwear
00:11:56 It's like winning the lottery...
00:11:58 ...and having the lottery ticket
00:12:01 Thank you, Stan.
00:12:03 Thought we weren't supposed to use
00:12:06 He can take it.
00:12:08 So have you heard? Matt got into MIT.
00:12:11 - Oh.
00:12:12 That makes sense. Last time I saw you,
00:12:16 How'd that ever work out?
00:12:18 That was eight years ago,
00:12:23 - Do you have a girlfriend?
00:12:25 Maybe you want to take a can
00:12:28 Matt is also in a band,
00:12:33 - The only way he'd ever get to go.
00:12:36 I swear if you don't stop annoying me,
00:12:41 I'd still be the pretty child.
00:12:43 Matt.
00:12:46 A band, huh?
00:12:49 A.D.D.
00:12:51 Add? Huh.
00:12:54 - Well, it's short.
00:12:55 Easy to remember.
00:12:56 No. It's A.D.D.,
00:13:02 Oh, good, you changed it,
00:13:09 Robby, you know I love you...
00:13:11 ...but letting you stay here
00:13:14 Of course.
00:13:17 It's called tough love, kid.
00:13:19 But what about the sweet love,
00:13:22 ...stay as long as you want, and here's
00:13:27 - In your dreams, pal.
00:13:29 I'm feeling really good about
00:13:31 Like all of this is... Ah!
00:13:37 Robert?
00:13:43 Where is Jeremy? I swear,
00:13:49 Here he comes, with his mom.
00:13:54 Hi, Jeremy. Hi, Jeremy's Mom.
00:13:57 Hey, guys. So I kind of got suspended
00:14:00 ...and I can't play prom.
00:14:02 - Wait. What?
00:14:05 I kind of brought hash brownies
00:14:09 - Not bueno.
00:14:11 And Señorita Horowitz
00:14:14 ...and passed out
00:14:16 And?
00:14:18 And somebody kind of drew a, uh...
00:14:24 A penis.
00:14:25 A penis on a grown woman's face.
00:14:28 And now he can't walk
00:14:30 Every mother's dream.
00:14:34 See you guys. Rock hard.
00:14:37 A penis.
00:14:39 - Prom is in two days.
00:14:43 You know what?
00:14:44 Blessing in disguise.
00:14:46 Who wants to play
00:14:49 I do. And so do you.
00:14:51 - Whatever.
00:14:55 - I don't think we're that desperate.
00:14:58 - I bet he can still play.
00:15:01 Let's start looking for a new drummer.
00:15:21 Yeah, so am I in?
00:15:47 - Hey, wh...
00:15:51 "Too loud" is not in my vocabulary.
00:15:55 - Excuse me?
00:16:00 Loads of bands use drum loops.
00:16:03 Loads of elevators play Celine Dion.
00:16:07 Now get your devil box out of here.
00:16:11 Move it, Moby Dick.
00:16:18 Go.
00:16:20 My work here is done.
00:16:28 - That's your uncle.
00:16:32 We've kind of exhausted
00:16:35 - I don't have any better ideas.
00:16:43 Hey, Uncle Rob, can I talk to you?
00:16:47 I will not buy beer for you
00:16:49 ...nor rent you my password
00:16:51 Rent...? No, no. I was...
00:16:54 I was actually just wondering
00:17:04 What did you just say?
00:17:06 I was wondering if you'd play the drums
00:17:10 Absolutely not.
00:17:13 I haven't played the drums in 20 years.
00:17:17 ...and I've had more than enough pain
00:17:19 Look.
00:17:22 Come... Just meet me up here.
00:17:25 We need a drummer, okay?
00:17:28 You've been a pretty terrible uncle
00:17:31 Yeah, you only come by when you
00:17:35 You never remember my birthday.
00:17:38 Okay, what's your point, Matt?
00:17:42 This is...
00:17:43 This is really, really important to me.
00:17:47 I'm not what you would call
00:17:51 You know?
00:17:53 Playing this gig...
00:17:55 ...is probably the closest I'm ever
00:17:58 ...breaking the ice with, you know,
00:18:02 You're looking to score.
00:18:06 Anyway, if you really are my uncle...
00:18:09 ...my family...
00:18:11 ...you will do this one thing for me.
00:18:32 - Matt, where is he?
00:18:35 He doesn't know the songs,
00:18:39 He said he didn't need to,
00:18:42 He said he feeds on God juice
00:18:47 Never fear, niños. Got our laminates.
00:18:54 Hey, are you ready?
00:18:57 Five minutes? What? We're headlining.
00:19:00 It's the prom. It's over at 11.
00:19:03 Wait. So we're on in five minutes?
00:19:09 Okay.
00:19:10 Wow. That's... Five minutes.
00:19:14 Bang a gong, get it on. Bang a gong.
00:19:16 Get it on, all night long, bang a gong,
00:19:29 Oh!
00:19:31 - I'm gonna be so sick.
00:19:38 - Did you just...?
00:19:41 Some people carry a rabbit's foot,
00:19:45 Now, ladies and gentlemen, A.D.D.
00:19:49 Follow my lead.
00:19:51 One, two, three.
00:20:55 A.D. D, ladies and gentlemen. A.D.D.
00:20:58 Now it's time for your prom king
00:22:11 Stop. Stop.
00:22:24 Woo-hoo! Rock and roll.
00:22:32 Yeah! What a show! Come on.
00:22:35 Here we go.
00:22:38 Oh, yeah, if by awesomely sweet,
00:22:42 ...we will never live down, then, yeah,
00:22:46 It was like that scene in Titanic.
00:22:51 What? We rocked
00:22:53 - You are delusional.
00:22:57 You know what else? A.D.D. just landed
00:23:01 ...and his name is Fish.
00:23:04 Dude. Wake up.
00:23:07 You just ruined that show and you're
00:23:13 Thanks.
00:23:39 Hello.
00:23:41 Is Curtis at home?
00:23:46 Robert. Fishman.
00:23:49 - My friends call me Fish.
00:23:52 I'm the drummer in the band
00:23:57 From the prom.
00:23:58 Oh.
00:24:00 Oh, you're serious. Oh, wow.
00:24:04 Curtis said that the drummer was older.
00:24:09 - So and you're his older sister?
00:24:15 No, you're not. Seriously, you're not.
00:24:17 What is your name?
00:24:19 Well, usually, Curtis's little friends
00:24:23 - Ms. Powell?
00:24:26 There's the cutest little jazz club...
00:24:28 You know, I'm sorry.
00:24:31 You know? It's just icky.
00:24:33 - Right. Yeah.
00:24:37 Uh, Curtis? Honey?
00:24:40 So sweetie, what time is your mom
00:24:44 You're hysterical.
00:24:46 You have no idea. I'll see you guys.
00:24:51 If it isn't the one-man band.
00:24:54 Okay.
00:24:57 Look.
00:24:59 I haven't played in front
00:25:02 ...and so maybe, possibly...
00:25:05 ...I got a little carried away
00:25:09 But I can make it up to you.
00:25:12 ...I could get us a gig?
00:25:16 Oh, whoa. Curtis, 1991 called.
00:25:20 Oh, my God, they just called again.
00:25:25 Hang on. A gig?
00:25:30 "Yeah, U2! I love you."
00:25:33 Yes. These songs need
00:25:37 Who writes these songs, anyway?
00:25:41 - I do.
00:25:43 Daddy bailed when he was 4, so...
00:25:46 Well, there's a crazy mojo working
00:25:50 ...and me likey.
00:25:52 So what do you say
00:25:55 ...with Uncle Fish at the kit,
00:26:01 - All right, band meeting.
00:26:05 No, just us three. The band.
00:26:10 Yeah. I'll be in my office.
00:26:16 Okay, perhaps last night
00:26:20 ...with his performance style, but you
00:26:24 - No way, man. I told him he's out.
00:26:28 All right, you guys.
00:26:31 It might be kind of cool...
00:26:34 ...you know, if he were in the band.
00:26:37 The magnetic
00:26:40 ...the awkward, neurotic, super-nerd...
00:26:44 ...the kind of ironic, postmodern
00:26:48 ...and the ancient
00:26:51 You can't tell me
00:26:53 - For good reason. This isn't a joke to me.
00:27:00 What have we got to lose?
00:27:03 All right. If he delivers a gig,
00:27:15 Woo-hoo! Yes.
00:27:17 Hello, Concrete Jungle?
00:27:19 Galardy's Bar & Grill.
00:27:20 Oh, hi. Is this the Hi-Fi Club?
00:27:25 I am with the band A.D.D.
00:27:29 I have a new band.
00:27:32 We have not yet rocked Akron.
00:27:35 Yes, do you have auditions?
00:27:38 Thank you. You're closed?
00:27:40 Okay. I'll try back.
00:27:46 Oh, what are you doing here?
00:27:49 I'm working on a song.
00:27:50 Oh, uh-oh. Look out, everybody.
00:27:53 Lennon and McCartney
00:27:57 - I'd like to get back to work.
00:28:01 Probably 211.
00:28:04 Wow.
00:28:05 That's like 500 albums.
00:28:08 I was never so much of a songwriter.
00:28:13 Different skill set. Still important.
00:28:19 Dude, we are a band, okay?
00:28:23 - Deodorant. Buses. Chicks.
00:28:28 - We're like a family.
00:28:31 I'll be gentle.
00:28:35 Okay.
00:28:43 - These are some great lyrics.
00:28:46 "Tomorrow never comes."
00:28:49 So true. I don't understand it,
00:28:53 - Thanks.
00:28:56 Thank you.
00:28:58 So your dad took off
00:29:01 Mm. That must have been tough.
00:29:05 You miss what you never knew.
00:29:11 - What are you doing?
00:29:13 - "You miss what you never knew."
00:29:15 - Yeah.
00:29:18 - Thank you.
00:29:21 Are you gonna finish that?
00:29:23 - Yeah.
00:29:27 - So any luck getting us a gig?
00:29:29 It's just about finding
00:29:32 It's just focusing
00:29:35 No one likes the demo.
00:29:37 I mean, it's stupid to think anybody
00:29:40 What? This music is great,
00:29:44 - How?
00:29:48 This, my friend,
00:29:52 If we can drive around
00:29:55 ...blast the music, and feel like we're
00:29:59 ...then we know
00:30:08 Sing it.
00:30:16 Like you mean it!
00:30:18 Come on.
00:30:29 Right?
00:30:36 How do you come up with
00:30:40 I don't know how you come up with it.
00:30:47 Isn't it something, Cleveland?
00:30:52 - This guy!
00:30:54 - Mosh pit!
00:31:00 Slam dance!
00:31:02 It does make you feel invincible, huh?
00:31:07 And you know what?
00:31:09 If we can bring that to an audience,
00:31:12 ...then we've got something.
00:31:15 Give me your phone.
00:31:18 Make it turn into a camera.
00:31:21 - That? Okay.
00:31:24 Give me a rebel yell on three.
00:31:30 That is the moment we knew
00:31:34 Whoo!
00:31:38 Hello?
00:31:40 Yeah, hold on a sec. Robert!
00:31:43 Ow!
00:31:45 I'm busy.
00:31:46 - Phone!
00:31:49 Now.
00:31:54 I think it's about a job.
00:31:56 How could it not be about a job?
00:31:59 One of those ones I've been
00:32:02 Hello, this is Fish. What?
00:32:07 What? Yeah! No, hold on.
00:32:12 Yeah.
00:32:16 - Gone... That's what I did.
00:32:24 Oh, jeez.
00:32:27 That needs to be fixed.
00:32:30 God.
00:32:33 ...but you know what?
00:32:35 ...we need to work on some things,
00:32:40 Why? Because A.D.D. has a gig.
00:32:45 - What?
00:32:47 A gig! Yes!
00:32:48 - Whoo!
00:32:50 We are playing the Tiger Room
00:32:53 ...Saturday night. We are hitting
00:32:59 Oh, Indiana.
00:33:01 My mom's not gonna let me
00:33:03 - No, my mom's not gonna let me go.
00:33:06 You don't ask your parents
00:33:09 You think The Beatles went to
00:33:12 "Hello, Mum. Hello, Dad.
00:33:14 May I have permission to go
00:33:16 ...to a little pub
00:33:19 ...and rock the world
00:33:22 They were adults! You're an ad...
00:33:26 - What about the church-retreat excuse?
00:33:30 It's like, " Mom, Dad, I really wanna go
00:33:34 ...that I heard about so that I can learn
00:33:37 ...you know, and meet other teenagers
00:33:43 - Ha. This works?
00:33:45 You just print up a fake flyer
00:33:48 ...show it to your parents,
00:33:51 Give it up
00:33:54 Hit me.
00:33:55 Nothing. Nothing.
00:33:58 ...but I'm gonna get a smile
00:34:01 Smiling is for the weak.
00:34:04 I can't believe
00:34:07 It's not stealing when you're family.
00:34:10 But still, don't tell your mom.
00:34:13 Hop in.
00:34:14 I'm so nervous.
00:34:33 - Did you just sneeze on my face?
00:34:39 What you working on?
00:34:40 You going to ask to hear something
00:34:43 Pretty much, yep.
00:34:46 - It's called "Bitter."
00:34:48 "Bitter."
00:34:50 It's a song?
00:34:52 - Yeah, it's a song.
00:34:56 It goes:
00:35:21 And it goes on like that.
00:35:23 Well, the cyanide and razor blades
00:35:26 - Come on. Hey. Hey. Hey.
00:35:30 It's really good stuff. It's like poetry.
00:35:32 I just wanna say, I am so excited
00:35:36 We are doing it.
00:35:38 This is it. This is what it's about,
00:35:41 You know, we don't stop.
00:35:45 I'd better stop.
00:35:48 Come on, Robert. Let's go.
00:35:50 I can't believe you called
00:35:52 - You stole my car, Robert.
00:35:55 Oh, get a job!
00:35:56 I had a job, an awesome gig
00:35:59 ...until you reported your car missing.
00:36:02 You!
00:36:03 - So long, Mattie.
00:36:05 Don't talk!
00:36:08 You are not allowed to drive...
00:36:09 In fact, to do anything
00:36:12 You can take away the wheels
00:36:15 ...but you cannot take away
00:36:17 Damn right.
00:36:19 Shut up, Stan.
00:36:23 Hey, Fish, Fish, Fish. Listen.
00:36:25 I'm really sorry she made me drop
00:36:28 It's okay, buddy.
00:36:30 Hey, give me the heavy-metal
00:36:34 Now lock them with me.
00:36:36 My brother.
00:36:48 Oh, man, thanks for letting me
00:36:51 I really appreciate it.
00:36:57 Fish, no one has eaten
00:37:00 You put my kids through college.
00:37:02 You stay until you get
00:37:05 Thanks, Mr. Lee.
00:37:08 Wow. That heat is tremendous.
00:37:13 Take this.
00:37:16 - What's this for?
00:37:19 Rats?
00:37:31 Uncle Rob?
00:37:38 Hey. Hey, I thought
00:37:41 Technically, I'm at the library
00:37:44 But I'm not, really. I'm here.
00:37:47 Phew.
00:37:48 It's uncomfortably hot down here.
00:37:51 So, what brings you
00:37:55 I have a way...
00:37:57 ...we can still practice.
00:38:03 So I've taken four webcams...
00:38:06 ... then interfaced our computers
00:38:11 ... real-time virtual network.
00:38:13 Hello? Is this thing on?
00:38:15 - Can you hear us?
00:38:17 Testing, testing.
00:38:19 Mike check. Check. Can you hear me?
00:38:23 This thing on?
00:38:25 - It's a camera, it's not a mike.
00:38:28 - We can hear you.
00:38:30 - Oh!
00:38:31 - Oh!
00:38:34 What?
00:38:36 Okay. All right.
00:38:37 Am I the only one seeing this?
00:38:40 - Try "Tomorrow Never Comes."
00:38:43 - Okay, "Tomorrow Never Comes."
00:38:47 - Oh, God. Okay.
00:38:50 One, two, one, two, three, four...
00:39:17 No. Yeah. I know, I keep trying to
00:39:21 ...but my annoying brother
00:39:24 Some stupid practice in our garage.
00:39:29 Hang on. I'll call you back.
00:39:38 Hello, YouTube.
00:39:41 Oh, dude, this is that thing
00:39:45 Holy shit. I think that's Robert.
00:39:49 What next, guys?
00:39:51 What do you wanna do next?
00:39:53 Leon, come here, come here.
00:39:55 That's... This guy's hilarious.
00:39:58 That's my brother-in-law.
00:39:59 - The song's pretty g...
00:40:02 Just had dinner with him.
00:40:06 Ahem. You want to share this
00:40:10 Oh. What is that?
00:40:12 What's next? Let's keep going.
00:40:14 - Let's keep up this energy.
00:40:17 Oh, God. Okay.
00:40:29 I'm telling you,
00:40:31 Are you sure, man? It's kind of
00:40:38 It is the naked drummer.
00:40:45 Hey, fam.
00:40:47 There he is. I don't recognize you
00:40:52 David Marshall, head of A and R
00:40:55 Matchbook Records?
00:40:57 By the way, I'm Stan.
00:41:01 Great, great.
00:41:02 He's come all the way from Los Angeles
00:41:06 We're on the Internet. On the Internet.
00:41:08 Over a million hits and counting.
00:41:15 - You know what that sound is? Anybody?
00:41:18 What about you, Norm from Cheers?
00:41:20 That's the sound of the money truck
00:41:23 But my team at Matchbook,
00:41:26 We see beyond the gimmick
00:41:28 It's a fun video.
00:41:32 ...but then we're humming the songs.
00:41:35 Know what I mean? The rope-a-dope.
00:41:41 Out of nowhere, we're singing
00:41:45 Why would we do that? I'll tell you why.
00:41:48 Wow! All these years,
00:41:52 - I should have been a naked drummer!
00:41:56 If A.D.D. has more tunes like that,
00:42:00 I'm sure you guys got a lot of heat.
00:42:04 Yeah, I didn't pay taxes in the '90s.
00:42:06 The phone's been ringing
00:42:09 Good. Good to know. Okay.
00:42:12 We are through
00:42:14 I'm gonna call my people, I'm gonna
00:42:18 Excuse me a sec.
00:42:21 We're gonna be signed.
00:42:23 - Well...
00:42:40 I love your new tat.
00:42:44 I'll validate you on your way out.
00:42:46 All right, thanks.
00:42:49 Hello. I'm here for A.D.D.
00:42:52 Name?
00:42:53 Robert Fishman.
00:42:57 Studio 3.
00:42:58 Wait. My name is on the list?
00:43:02 - Yeah.
00:43:06 Yeah.
00:43:08 Can I have it?
00:43:10 - No.
00:43:15 This does not suck.
00:43:19 They have free food.
00:43:22 Whoa.
00:43:25 The mixing board...
00:43:27 ...with its thousands
00:43:32 The big chair...
00:43:34 ...that swooshes me
00:43:38 That allows me to slide
00:43:43 The soundproof glass window.
00:44:27 It's not very good.
00:44:30 It makes me wanna kill myself.
00:44:32 Seriously, we need to stop this
00:44:35 Why don't we turn this frown
00:44:37 Let's just push the tempo.
00:44:41 - Okay.
00:44:43 - What's he doing?
00:44:47 One, two, three, four!
00:44:49 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
00:44:53 Sing!
00:44:56 - You recording?
00:45:13 - Yeah!
00:45:15 - Yes. That's what I'm talking about!
00:45:18 Instead of a canoe paddling in a pond,
00:45:22 - I like that. It feels really good.
00:45:27 Lennon's rolling over in his grave
00:45:31 We're gonna bounce that down.
00:45:33 - Yeah! Bouncing it down!
00:45:36 I have no idea. Let's take five.
00:45:46 Someday one of these bad boys
00:45:50 I guarantee.
00:45:52 There's a lot of biz buzz on you
00:45:55 - Really?
00:45:56 You got an opportunity to capitalize
00:45:59 We're talking an album, a tour...
00:46:02 You're gonna have more ladies
00:46:07 You're gonna need two dicks.
00:46:08 - Thanks.
00:46:10 - What are you guys doing?
00:46:15 We're gonna hang out in the studio
00:46:18 ...then strap in, young'uns.
00:46:22 We're hitting the road.
00:46:23 - What?
00:46:25 Midwest tour.
00:46:27 Huh? That's right!
00:46:29 - Yeah!
00:46:30 All right. Easy.
00:46:32 And in conclusion,
00:46:35 ...I promise you that on the road,
00:46:39 ...unlike any they have
00:46:46 Um...
00:46:47 I think, well,
00:46:51 Just a really incomprehensible way...
00:46:56 ...is that this is a once-in-a-lifetime
00:47:00 And they have worked so hard,
00:47:03 And I'm not thrilled with letting Curtis go
00:47:08 ...but I don't want him to spend the rest
00:47:13 You know? So you got my vote.
00:47:21 I'm sorry.
00:47:22 I lived my life saying, "What if...?"
00:47:26 Twenty years of "What if...?"
00:47:29 You feel me, Jack?
00:47:31 You'll be safe, right?
00:47:34 Of course.
00:47:37 - Okay.
00:47:38 - Okay?
00:47:39 - Okay.
00:47:45 Okay. All right.
00:47:47 Just please be careful.
00:47:54 Hey. Thank you.
00:47:57 You're welcome.
00:48:00 But if one hair on his head is harmed,
00:48:06 - Cool.
00:48:08 - Mattie? I trust you.
00:48:11 But I don't trust your uncle.
00:48:13 So I don't want you to listen
00:48:17 - Okay.
00:48:28 Whoa.
00:48:31 First tour bus.
00:48:38 Nice ride.
00:48:39 I'll call you guys.
00:48:41 - Will you be okay?
00:48:44 - I love you. I'm so proud of you.
00:48:55 Mr. Gator here.
00:48:58 ...on big slab l-5 round yardstick 40...
00:49:03 Pretty cool.
00:49:04 - Ever heard of cell phones?
00:49:07 There's two things in this world
00:49:12 ...and that is phones and marionettes.
00:49:16 Woo-hoo! Beaded curtains.
00:49:19 Fridge with beer. Beer I didn't pay for.
00:49:22 Yes. Time to party hearty. Hello.
00:49:25 I thought you were
00:49:28 Oh, I'm gonna be
00:49:30 ...for partying till my nuts catch fire.
00:49:33 What is wrong with you?
00:49:34 What is wrong with me? All my life,
00:49:38 Give up your dreams. Get a haircut, Fish.
00:49:43 Well, you know what?
00:49:46 Woo-hoo!
00:49:48 On your left,
00:49:56 Whoo!
00:49:58 Save some room
00:50:00 ...because Fish's Age of Rage
00:50:05 I got a bug.
00:50:10 - Woo-hoo! First venue.
00:50:18 First marquee.
00:50:19 Check, check, check. Check, one, two.
00:50:24 - First sound check.
00:50:27 Check, check. Test hit.
00:50:29 Testes, one, two, testes,
00:50:33 Let's give a warm
00:50:40 Yeah.
00:50:43 Hi.
00:50:48 Hello.
00:50:49 Hey, hey. Let's rock.
00:50:52 One, two, three.
00:50:57 First technical difficulty.
00:51:09 First recovery.
00:51:53 You nailed that key change
00:51:56 Oh, thanks.
00:51:57 You were out of your mind.
00:52:01 You were better than Kurt Cobain.
00:52:04 A.D.D.
00:52:07 You guys are sweet.
00:52:14 First fan. Ha-ha!
00:52:16 That did sound pretty good.
00:52:18 It was better than good.
00:52:22 You're so wet.
00:52:25 - Yes. Yes! Our band is sweet.
00:52:32 - Sweet!
00:52:34 I'm not leaving you out, Mattie.
00:52:37 ...because you brought me here.
00:52:41 - Oh, there we go. Shh.
00:52:42 - Uncle Fish has got you there, big fella.
00:52:45 Hi.
00:52:48 Um, we were wondering if we could
00:52:55 First groupies.
00:52:58 Unfortunately, they are not of age.
00:53:02 ...I am double the legal limit
00:53:04 Yeah, we were kind of looking
00:53:07 ...a little closer to our age,
00:53:15 First blow-off. Let the games begin.
00:53:23 Oh, man.
00:53:26 It's all about text chats
00:53:30 - It's Xbox.
00:53:32 We're on tour.
00:53:34 - You may never get this chance again.
00:53:37 Okay? We have gotta cut loose.
00:53:39 I feel like I cut loose
00:53:41 Then I like to rest and unwind a little bit.
00:53:44 - And you call yourself my nephew.
00:53:47 - It's late. We're tired.
00:53:51 You look like Miss Saigon.
00:53:53 Wait, I get it. You guys don't know
00:53:58 - Don't you do this.
00:54:01 You're a monster.
00:54:15 Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish!
00:54:41 I am a golden Fish!
00:54:49 Woo-hoo!
00:54:53 Woo-hoo!
00:54:59 Yeah! Now we got a party!
00:55:01 - Aah!
00:55:22 Hey, man. What's wrong?
00:55:25 We're in the joint.
00:55:26 We're going behind bars, man!
00:55:29 This is what being a rock star's
00:55:31 Yeah, I don't know. I guess for me,
00:55:36 No, music definitely
00:55:41 I just...
00:55:42 I always hope maybe, you know...
00:55:44 ...someday, my dad
00:55:47 ...and feel, I don't know, something.
00:55:54 You want my advice?
00:55:56 You got a good thing going.
00:55:59 Don't chase something
00:56:01 It's his loss. He's the one missing out.
00:56:04 Trust me. I know.
00:56:06 I got the best seat in the house.
00:56:09 Right between the guitar
00:56:12 - Fishman. You all made bail.
00:56:15 - How?
00:56:19 The magic of rock 'n' roll.
00:56:22 That, my friends, is what happens
00:56:26 - Night, guys.
00:56:28 Oh, crap.
00:56:30 Mom?
00:56:31 I trusted you. I vouched for you
00:56:34 This is how you pay me back? By being
00:56:40 - You said "drunken."
00:56:42 - What is wrong with you? Hey, Kim.
00:56:45 Two arrests in three weeks?
00:56:47 What does it feel like
00:56:51 It must be freeing.
00:56:54 You have no idea.
00:56:56 - Really?
00:56:59 You are such an idiot.
00:57:00 Come on, Matt. We're going.
00:57:03 You can't cancel the t...
00:57:05 You can't cancel the tour.
00:57:07 - He's right. People are digging...
00:57:10 - I don't trust Drummer Boy...
00:57:12 - Let's go.
00:57:14 I'm not, either. And don't call my uncle
00:57:17 - He's a big drummer boy.
00:57:21 No, because I show you respect,
00:57:25 - I can't hear you.
00:57:29 - You don't listen to me.
00:57:32 We're finishing the tour.
00:57:34 I'm sorry if you guys have a problem,
00:57:38 Yeah.
00:57:39 - Okay, I'll go.
00:57:44 I don't think it's fair.
00:57:47 ...because Baby Huey over here
00:57:52 ...so I will go.
00:57:53 - I'll go too.
00:57:55 No. A tour with parents is not a tour.
00:58:01 My line in the sand has been drawn.
00:58:06 I just wanna say
00:58:08 ...it's kind of a buzz-kill
00:58:11 Really? If you hadn't been such a jackass,
00:58:16 Whatever. I just need you
00:58:19 ...and don't rain on my parade, okay?
00:58:24 Did you always have that knee brace
00:58:28 What did I say about raining
00:58:30 Sorry. You know what? I'm sorry.
00:58:33 You are an adult. I mean, technically.
00:58:36 You can do what you want. I just think
00:58:40 Take it easy? Thanks, the Eagles.
00:58:43 No. I spent my whole life
00:58:46 ...and now I'm making up
00:58:49 - Hoo-hoo!
00:58:50 I'm gonna do whatever I want.
00:58:53 I may go moon a trucker.
00:58:54 Or streak up and down the bus,
00:58:59 Not sure which. My choice.
00:59:01 I think I'll take a nap. Excuse me.
00:59:04 Okey-dokey.
00:59:08 I have a silly question. Do you
00:59:11 I do. I've used it for
00:59:15 Jesus Christ.
00:59:20 Hello?
00:59:25 - Hey, are you guys sitting down?
00:59:27 - Yeah, well stand up. I got great news.
00:59:30 You're gonna shoot a music video.
00:59:32 Whoo! Yes!
00:59:34 I got us the hottest video director
00:59:38 Yeah. All right, I gotta go.
00:59:59 Cut it, please. Cut...
01:00:01 We're rehearsing now.
01:00:03 Your mouth and your body.
01:00:05 Go backwards in slow motion,
01:00:08 Where's the girl?
01:00:10 Say the words backwards.
01:00:11 In post it's all gonna be forward.
01:00:13 You have to go backwards
01:00:22 - Where's the girl?
01:00:25 - What is happening?
01:00:27 - Yes?
01:00:30 - No. No, this isn't happening.
01:00:33 - What's going on?
01:00:34 It's Amelia.
01:00:37 - Not feeling like a rock star.
01:00:39 Okay. Good luck with that.
01:00:44 - Amelia?
01:00:46 Come on, it's okay to be nervous.
01:00:48 I either throw up or get the runs
01:00:51 - Last night it was both.
01:00:55 Come on. Girlfriend, we need you.
01:01:01 - I'm sorry. I just can't.
01:01:05 - I told that idiot stylist not to brush it.
01:01:11 Holy sh... Oh, wow. Hey.
01:01:15 - See? I look like shit, okay? Go away.
01:01:22 Maybe girls like me
01:01:26 You know, if that's the look
01:01:30 ...grab one of those annoying little girls
01:01:33 Don't say that.
01:01:35 Those girls are a dime a dozen.
01:01:39 ...and they are not. Because you
01:01:44 You've got attitude,
01:01:46 ...you've got pure, unfiltered
01:01:51 Now, as far as the 'do goes...
01:01:53 ...take it from someone that's been
01:01:57 It just needs a little bit of love
01:02:12 Welcome back.
01:02:18 Smile? No smile?
01:02:23 Thanks, Fish.
01:02:32 - Good job.
01:02:35 I'm gonna shoot you with this old Bolex,
01:02:39 So pick your spot, take your breath,
01:02:45 Move a tiny bit.
01:02:48 Move a tiny bit.
01:02:50 Move a tiny bit. Wait a minute.
01:02:53 - You have a tattoo.
01:02:55 Oh, my God.
01:02:57 Funny. Good. I'm just saying
01:03:00 ...because you have a tattoo,
01:03:03 Gee, nothing gets by you, does it?
01:03:07 A few too many flirtinis?
01:03:09 Close. It was an old band.
01:03:12 - You were in a band?
01:03:14 I was in an all-girl punk band.
01:03:16 No way. That's awesome.
01:03:18 Yeah. Put a safety pin in my T-shirt
01:03:22 So what happened to the old "S.W."
01:03:28 Well, I'm not exactly sure...
01:03:29 ...but I think it had something to do
01:03:32 ...a pregnant 17-year-old lead singer...
01:03:35 ...wasn't exactly what MTV
01:03:38 - They so lack vision.
01:03:42 "Tiny bit" means tiny bit, not big bit
01:03:46 I don't know why you're blinking
01:03:49 ...but blink like a normal person
01:03:52 So your choice.
01:04:04 Matt.
01:04:08 - Matt.
01:04:11 - Do you sleep with your eyes open?
01:04:15 Good night.
01:04:56 Hey, can you sign my shirt?
01:05:00 You're... You're very
01:05:08 - Hey. Good night.
01:05:23 You Tube sensation A.D.D.
01:05:27 ... to a top- 10 album,
01:05:29 ... and a sold-out tour
01:05:35 Thank you very much.
01:05:39 I love you, Matt.
01:05:43 Somebody threw this at me,
01:05:46 ...an e-mail address, and it's big.
01:05:48 Rock 'n' roll.
01:05:51 - Let me see that.
01:05:57 Oh, wow.
01:06:00 Everybody loved it and they were
01:06:03 They were mouthing your words.
01:06:07 Oh, my goodness. That was great, guys.
01:06:12 Okay, I understand. Nice. Nicely done.
01:06:15 We gotta go down, give some face time
01:06:20 MySpace is throwing you guys a party,
01:06:24 Wanna get there before all the good
01:06:28 We can spell.
01:06:29 Yeah. Yeah, no, I get that.
01:06:32 Hello. Hello there. Hi.
01:06:35 - David Marshall, Matchbook Records.
01:06:39 Oh!
01:06:41 The wellspring, huh?
01:06:44 Excuse me?
01:06:45 I would love to spend nine months
01:06:52 Why's everybody being quiet?
01:06:54 Ha-ha-ha!
01:06:56 There it is. It's like a school bus
01:06:59 - I'm not gonna get in that thing.
01:07:03 - Yeah. Go have fun.
01:07:06 - Oh, wow. Yellow.
01:07:10 Okay, let's go.
01:07:12 I'm gonna cut to the chase,
01:07:15 You're familiar
01:07:18 Because I would never use that
01:07:21 I hate that term. It disgusts me.
01:07:24 No, no, no. you are more
01:07:30 That's a mother I'd like to
01:07:34 Oh, thank you.
01:07:38 Um, so are you familiar
01:07:42 No, no, no. What's a PILS?
01:07:45 It's a person I'd like to stab.
01:07:52 - I know.
01:07:55 Cougar's got claws.
01:07:57 - I'm gonna hop in the Hummer.
01:08:00 - I'll see you guys in the Hummer.
01:08:02 Hit the omelet bar.
01:08:03 - Well played, my lady.
01:08:06 You know, I'm gonna take a rain check.
01:08:08 Really? You? A rain check, huh?
01:08:11 - Okay.
01:08:13 ...a date back at the club
01:08:17 - Oh, all right. See you later.
01:08:21 Don't wait up for me, okay,
01:08:24 - Whoop, whoop! Whoop.
01:08:52 Mattie?
01:08:53 - Hi. Are you okay?
01:08:57 - This is some...
01:08:59 I don't know her name.
01:09:02 ...and I've wanted to engage her,
01:09:06 - Which one is she?
01:09:09 - No. Don't stare.
01:09:12 You're embarrassing me in front of her.
01:09:15 She's the one sitting over there
01:09:18 Uh, okay. The shirt that reads
01:09:23 That could be a coincidence.
01:09:25 Maybe it's "I heart Matt" LeBlanc
01:09:28 Look at me, Amelia.
01:09:31 Look at me. I am not the world's
01:09:36 And...
01:09:38 ...I don't know how to speak to a girl,
01:09:42 I've never kissed a girl.
01:09:44 I've never asked one to go to a movie
01:09:53 There, okay?
01:09:56 Now go talk to her
01:10:09 Hi. Nice to meet you.
01:10:27 - Could you sign this, please?
01:10:29 Yeah, that would be great.
01:10:44 Huh.
01:10:50 Hello?
01:10:55 - Hey. Can I?
01:10:58 You're back already, huh?
01:11:02 Shorties, and I decided to call it
01:11:06 Those were some great moves,
01:11:10 Yeah, great.
01:11:12 So this is supposed to be a guitar.
01:11:16 Yeah, it's a guitar. It's really fun.
01:11:19 - Come on. Come on.
01:11:21 - All right, just put it on. Okay.
01:11:25 See? It goes red, blue.
01:11:27 - Blue.
01:11:28 - And hit this so you can get extra points.
01:11:33 You're doing it.
01:11:34 - I'm kicking your ass is what I'm doing.
01:11:37 - Yeah.
01:11:41 Double head.
01:11:47 May I introduce
01:12:14 You know, verse, chorus, verse, chorus.
01:12:17 So, what do you think, huh?
01:12:19 I'm not even embarrassed by it,
01:12:23 Well, your body's changing.
01:12:25 Don't you hate how the camera itself
01:12:28 Yeah. The camera and food, right?
01:12:33 This little puppy...
01:12:34 ...is going to debut next Monday
01:12:39 Yeah. All right.
01:12:41 And you're gonna crap
01:12:44 Y'all just got asked to open
01:12:47 ...in honor of their induction into
01:12:51 That's pretty great, right?
01:12:53 Like a " Cleveland up-and-comers
01:12:57 Not to mention, it keeps it all in the
01:13:01 No. No.
01:13:03 No, no, no.
01:13:05 Fish, Fish? Breathe, breathe.
01:13:09 All right. Okay.
01:13:11 What if I said yes already?
01:13:14 Oh, God. Okay, all right, Fish?
01:13:19 - Drama.
01:13:23 - I'll go talk to him.
01:13:27 You guys realize
01:13:29 ...you'll get to play
01:13:33 Fish has a history with them.
01:13:36 Look, I love Fish. I do. I love that guy.
01:13:41 ...but the guy's practically
01:13:44 You know what I mean? I think it's time
01:13:50 Know what I'm saying?
01:13:53 - What do you say?
01:13:55 You don't turn your back on family.
01:14:00 What is this, Full House?
01:14:02 He stays. That's that.
01:14:06 You know what? You're right.
01:14:11 - Hey. Fish!
01:14:17 "Promised Land" is my song.
01:14:19 And they are in the promised land...
01:14:21 ...and I'm walking around in the desert
01:14:25 I led them to the land of milk
01:14:29 - Fish. Listen to me.
01:14:34 I can't... I can't hear you...
01:14:37 Ooh.
01:14:39 Hello, Yoko.
01:14:48 - What was that for?
01:14:50 - Okay.
01:14:52 You have already made it
01:14:55 Not the way you thought,
01:14:57 Are you gonna blow this
01:15:01 Come on. Just let it go.
01:15:09 Your witchy, witchy ways
01:15:13 I am never opening for Vesuvius.
01:15:29 Oh, oh, oh. Hey, buddy. Hey, man.
01:15:34 - I didn't know you were staying here.
01:15:37 Same floor and everything.
01:15:43 I wanna say
01:15:45 ...that you're cool with Fish
01:15:47 - What are you talking about?
01:15:50 ...it's mature that you approve of him
01:15:53 Cool as a fan, man.
01:15:56 You're like Vin Diesel
01:16:03 All right. Here we are.
01:16:05 You know what? I just realized
01:16:11 Take care, kiddo.
01:16:49 If you guys have been dying to spend
01:16:52 ...come out next month when A.D.D.'s
01:17:04 We're gonna be opening up for
01:17:08 ...the mighty Vesuvius.
01:17:12 Hey, hey. I thought you said
01:17:15 - I decided we were.
01:17:18 There's no need. It's a done deal.
01:17:20 I am not doing that, okay?
01:17:24 You think we should open
01:17:28 Then you better find a new drummer.
01:17:31 Know why you're in this band?
01:17:33 I'm not letting
01:17:35 And I'm not missing the show of my life
01:17:44 Ow! Ow!
01:17:56 What? You've never seen anyone
01:17:59 ...jump off the stage
01:18:01 No.
01:18:06 Make a path.
01:18:15 Oh, no.
01:18:24 Fish. It's okay. Are you okay?
01:18:28 Yeah. Yeah.
01:18:30 - You all right?
01:18:32 Thanks. My left ankle is making
01:18:36 - Yeah, I hear that.
01:18:38 Listen. We need to talk to Curtis.
01:18:41 Fish, we kissed. Once. On tour.
01:18:44 You know what this is. This isn't real.
01:18:49 ...and you are... Oh, you are just a guy
01:18:54 I tried growing up, okay?
01:18:58 I tried it. I hated every moment of it,
01:19:02 You never even moved forward.
01:19:07 You're just living in some moment
01:19:11 You said you didn't have it
01:19:14 I don't, but at least
01:19:34 Hello, rat.
01:19:43 Here we are. Check it out, guys, huh?
01:19:47 Yeah, yeah.
01:19:50 Who could that be?
01:19:53 Go ahead and get to know him better.
01:19:56 Except Fish. Obviously,
01:20:00 Cool. Great. Well, come on.
01:20:03 Set up. Come on.
01:20:05 Yeah, there we go. All right.
01:20:28 Any last requests?
01:20:30 Be gentle.
01:20:42 Robert, I like your résumé.
01:20:43 I certainly love your objectives,
01:20:49 I do notice that your last job
01:20:54 What have you been doing since then?
01:20:59 He's been taking some time
01:21:06 And now I'm ready to work here
01:21:16 I don't even wanna talk to him about it.
01:21:21 Hey.
01:21:23 Hey. We were supposed to start
01:21:26 Relax. I figured you guys
01:21:29 Ever since you forced Fish out...
01:21:32 ...this went from being a band...
01:21:34 ...to being you
01:21:36 I didn't force him out of the band.
01:21:39 You were mean and manipulative,
01:21:45 - This Paul thing is good for us.
01:21:48 Look at him. It's like
01:21:52 We need Fish.
01:21:54 You know? He's sloppy and stupid,
01:21:58 We're not the same without him.
01:22:00 Okay, yeah. He said
01:22:03 Curtis, had you gone up to him
01:22:07 ...how important it was for you
01:22:12 - Mattie's right. I mean, he would have.
01:22:15 Because he loves you.
01:22:21 Know what, guys? I'm really not
01:22:28 I hope you know that I'm getting paid
01:22:32 Shut up, Paul.
01:23:14 Hey.
01:23:16 Hey.
01:23:18 Listen, I had no idea
01:23:23 And soul crushing.
01:23:26 That's a nice suit.
01:23:29 I'm gonna kill you.
01:23:31 You mind if I sit?
01:23:35 So...
01:23:37 ...Matt says that if I'd asked you
01:23:41 ...you'd have said yes.
01:23:43 Well, even though he's a genius,
01:23:46 I am not opening for no Vesuvius.
01:23:49 - You're being a baby.
01:23:53 You're telling me Robert Fishman,
01:23:55 ...has a chance to play Q Arena
01:24:00 ...and he's not gonna take it?
01:24:03 I saw Ozzy bite the head off a bat
01:24:06 You could see A.D.D. there with
01:24:10 ...and bass.
01:24:14 No. No way.
01:24:16 I am not opening for Vesuvius.
01:24:21 It's not fair.
01:24:23 Of course not. Who said life was fair?
01:24:25 - Don't be so mature.
01:24:28 You got a good thing going.
01:24:31 You shouldn't be chasing something
01:24:34 Keep stealing my lines,
01:24:38 Let me tell you how it's gonna be.
01:24:42 ...because A.D.D. needs a sloppy-ass
01:24:45 It's just one more night, one more show.
01:24:53 What do you say?
01:24:58 I say...
01:25:00 ...I am the best sloppy-ass
01:25:06 - Ow.
01:25:09 Excuse me, everyone?
01:25:12 I want you all to know
01:25:14 ...are gonna play the Q Arena.
01:25:17 And I want you to know
01:25:20 - Yeah.
01:25:22 Yeah. All right.
01:25:23 It is never too late to rock.
01:25:26 Come on, guys. Let's go. Stage dive.
01:25:28 Stage dive.
01:25:30 We're gonna bodysurf you
01:25:34 All right. Here we go.
01:25:39 Ow, ow, ow. My carpal tunnel.
01:25:49 Yes.
01:25:51 All right. Can you feel the excitement?
01:25:54 I sat right there for Metallica...
01:25:57 ...way up there for Mötley Crüe,
01:26:01 ...but I never thought
01:26:04 I'm so nervous.
01:26:06 Act like we're back in the garage.
01:26:08 Yeah, with 20,000 Vesuvius fans
01:26:12 - You think they'll like us?
01:26:15 There they are. Woo-hoo!
01:26:20 Fish, dude, so glad to have you
01:26:25 Everybody at Matchbook is happy
01:26:30 Well? You ready?
01:26:32 Let's get ready to do this show.
01:26:34 All right. Come on, let's go.
01:26:58 Okay, guys, follow me.
01:27:00 I got A.D.D. right here with me.
01:27:06 Clear the hall. Vesuvius coming
01:27:41 Ha-ha! Uh-oh!
01:27:43 A.D.D., let me introduce you
01:27:47 David Marshall.
01:27:49 No.
01:27:50 Sorry.
01:27:53 Hello, kiddies. You're the band
01:27:58 Gobsmacked, eh?
01:27:59 It's all right, mates. It's difficult
01:28:06 Why do you guys
01:28:08 Who's this geezer?
01:28:12 Hang on. Hang on. We know him, mates.
01:28:14 Back from when
01:28:18 Who?
01:28:19 Oh, Trash, Trash, it's Fish. Fishy.
01:28:24 Oh, right.
01:28:26 Yeah, Fish, having a laugh.
01:28:28 All right, mate? Sticks, this is the bloke
01:28:32 - Hey, that's right.
01:28:35 I just wanted to point out
01:28:39 He's just taking the piss.
01:28:43 So, Fish.
01:28:46 Been busy?
01:28:49 You know,
01:28:51 ...every day for the last 20 years...
01:28:54 - Oh...
01:28:58 ...what I would do to you.
01:29:00 And if this was a week ago...
01:29:04 ...I would have attacked you all
01:29:08 I'm glad it wasn't last week, then.
01:29:11 Pulled the skin from your faces...
01:29:14 ...and treated myself to some
01:29:20 But that is just not me anymore.
01:29:23 So I wanna say to you right now...
01:29:26 ...have a great show.
01:29:28 Oh...
01:29:30 Cheers, man.
01:29:38 Not bad, huh? D.V. coming
01:29:43 Let's do this. Woo-hoo!
01:31:11 Yeah!
01:31:13 I know that guy.
01:31:19 I love you, Matt.
01:31:26 Yeah! Whoo!
01:31:37 Yes. Yes!
01:31:39 You rocked it.
01:31:44 - Hey.
01:31:45 So good.
01:31:47 - Great show.
01:31:50 So I was wondering maybe if later
01:31:56 Sure. Yeah. I'll tell Mattie.
01:31:59 I was thinking maybe, you know,
01:32:05 Oh.
01:32:08 Yeah.
01:32:10 I mean, you know, that'd be cool.
01:32:12 All right.
01:32:18 Hey.
01:32:20 There it is.
01:32:22 So good, man. You were so good.
01:32:25 Sweetie, you were wonderful.
01:32:28 Thanks.
01:32:29 - Nice haircut, by the way.
01:32:31 I heard women
01:32:36 I liked your look.
01:32:39 - Come here.
01:32:40 - I'm kind of... You know? You sure?
01:32:49 All hail the mighty...
01:32:53 ... Vesuvius.
01:34:00 Oh, my God. They're lip-synching.
01:34:10 It's a live mike.
01:34:11 - They're lip-synching.
01:34:14 Get out there and do something.
01:34:18 Keep going.
01:34:24 Oh, no.
01:34:26 We got an Ashlee Simpson
01:34:33 You suck.
01:34:40 Go back to Cleveland, Cleveland.
01:34:48 Go away.
01:34:52 You guys suck.
01:35:00 A.D.D. A.D.D.
01:35:02 A.D.D. A.D.D. A.D.D. A.D.D.
01:35:08 It's insane.
01:35:10 I think...
01:35:12 ...they're calling our names.
01:35:16 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:35:20 It's Vesuvius' show.
01:35:23 And you'll piss off the record company,
01:35:27 These people came here
01:35:29 Screw these people. It's a free show,
01:35:33 - David's right.
01:35:36 We don't have a choice.
01:35:39 By the way, you better not be here
01:35:41 We're gonna look
01:35:43 I love this kid. Love him.
01:35:46 You have integrity. You inspire me.
01:35:51 Hey. Read my lips, asshole.
01:35:57 - Let's go. Come on.
01:36:02 Come on, guys.