RocknRolla

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00:00:30 ARCHY:
00:00:33 What's a RocknRolla?
00:00:36 And I tell them it's not about drums,
00:00:41 Oh, no.
00:00:43 There's more there than that,
00:00:46 We all like a bit of the good life.
00:00:49 Some, the money.
00:00:50 Some, the drugs.
00:00:52 Others the sex game,
00:00:57 But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different.
00:01:02 Why?
00:01:03 Because a real RocknRolla
00:01:45 My name's Archy,
00:01:48 I work for a man called Lenny Cole.
00:01:51 And Lenny Cole has the keys
00:01:55 Let me give you an example
00:01:59 Two years ago,
00:02:02 Today, it costs 5 million.
00:02:05 How did this happen?
00:02:06 Attractive tax opportunities
00:02:09 ...restrictive building consent
00:02:12 London, my good man...
00:02:14 ...is fast becoming the financial
00:02:17 ARCHY:
00:02:19 Property value has gone one way: up.
00:02:22 And this has left the natives struggling
00:02:26 I can't teach you how to skin a cat...
00:02:28 ...but I can tell you a lot
00:02:32 Like he said, it's going one way.
00:02:34 You need to see a lawyer.
00:02:37 We do need to see a lawyer.
00:02:39 Well, it looks like a great deal.
00:02:42 These are the plans.
00:02:43 It'll cost 10,
00:02:46 But, first, you gotta give
00:02:49 LAWYER [ON PHONE]: Same deal as before.
00:02:52 Thank you, Councillor.
00:02:54 You'll get the planning.
00:02:56 Take care of the Councillor,
00:03:01 We need help.
00:03:02 Lenny Cole.
00:03:03 Dog number one.
00:03:05 Bet he moves fast
00:03:07 LENNY: I do move fast,
00:03:10 Property's always a safe bet...
00:03:12 ...but you gotta know what you're doing,
00:03:15 ARCHY: Because of these boys'
00:03:18 ... the bank won't lend them
00:03:20 Enter Mr. Lenny Cole...
00:03:22 ... London's money-loaning
00:03:25 Don't let me down, boys.
00:03:27 Come on, give me your hand.
00:03:29 And this is where he waves
00:03:32 Can't talk now,
00:03:34 I can't get you the planning.
00:03:36 Sorry, boys, can't get the planning.
00:03:39 ARCHY:
00:03:42 Because they don't wanna owe Lenny.
00:03:44 He can't get the planning.
00:03:46 That's right, sweetheart.
00:03:47 Can't get the planning?
00:03:49 You've been fucked.
00:03:50 What do you mean
00:03:53 You owe me.
00:03:54 Right, I get the building,
00:03:58 ...and I'm still out of pocket
00:04:01 Find it.
00:04:03 ARCHY: They know they'll have to pay Lenny
00:04:06 Because Mr. Cole has ways of making life
00:04:11 We better find it.
00:04:12 What they don't know
00:04:15 ... the judges and the lawyers.
00:04:17 No planning permission will be given
00:04:20 And now that he owns the building,
00:04:23 Hello, Councillor?
00:04:26 Yeah.
00:04:28 Yeah, I hear you got that car
00:04:32 You're very generous, Len.
00:04:33 Right, now, sort that planning out,
00:04:36 - Sorted, Lenny.
00:04:43 What's wrong with you, Archy?
00:04:46 Was that not a bit strong, Len?
00:04:49 They come from the same place as you.
00:04:52 The same place as me?
00:04:54 Do I look like a fucking immigrant?
00:04:56 No one gave me a leg up.
00:04:58 They need a little bit of fear,
00:05:03 They need a little lesson, don't they?
00:05:05 And that is an example
00:05:16 Now, today is Lenny's big day.
00:05:19 He's hit the big time...
00:05:20 ... because a new Russian billionaire
00:05:24 He wants planning permission
00:05:27 Lenny Cole is here.
00:05:29 Lenny will come through...
00:05:31 ... but he will rape that Russian
00:05:34 Nice to see you, Uri.
00:05:36 Good. Come and take a seat.
00:05:39 Excuse me if I am hasty,
00:05:43 - Oh, that's all right.
00:05:46 I can see we are very much alike,
00:05:51 We like to get things done.
00:05:54 What's it going to cost me?
00:05:56 First, let me make it clear exactly
00:06:01 Without me,
00:06:03 ...before you got permission
00:06:06 Secondly, with British law
00:06:09 Lenny, how much?
00:06:14 Seven million euros.
00:06:21 I expect the guarantee that I have consent
00:06:26 Oh, you got it.
00:06:27 Consider it done.
00:06:31 - Drink?
00:06:36 That's a nice painting, Uri.
00:06:39 It's got depth, you know.
00:06:41 That picture has brought me nothing
00:06:44 It's my lucky picture.
00:06:45 - Yeah?
00:06:47 You like?
00:06:49 Yeah.
00:06:51 Take it for a while.
00:06:53 Maybe it will give you luck.
00:06:54 Oh, no, Uri, l... You know, I couldn't.
00:06:57 We are partners now, I insist.
00:07:00 I will get it sent around to your house.
00:07:03 You can give it back to me
00:07:06 Hm?
00:07:09 Well, I thought you lot drank vodka.
00:07:11 Whiskey is the new vodka.
00:07:14 You're not joining me?
00:07:15 I don't drink.
00:07:21 - Cheers.
00:07:28 [LENNY GRUNTS]
00:07:31 [GROANS]
00:07:33 - You all right, Len?
00:07:34 Because you're looking a bit pink.
00:07:38 Get us some water
00:07:41 Right away, Len.
00:07:42 He tried to poison me, the dirty Cossack.
00:07:46 Look, stop messing about,
00:07:49 Sorry, Len.
00:07:50 How is the billionaires club?
00:07:52 Well, I tell you what, this Communism
00:07:56 I'll tell you what, Arch.
00:07:59 We've hit the big time here.
00:08:02 Well, what's wrong?
00:08:05 You gotta watch yourself with this lot.
00:08:09 - They ain't no respecters of the old school.
00:08:12 There's no school like the old school,
00:08:16 That's why he come to me.
00:08:18 Got it?
00:08:20 Yeah, got it.
00:08:26 You think you should have lent him
00:08:28 It makes the peasant feel royal.
00:08:31 Don't spoil it,
00:08:34 I want that consent.
00:08:36 Call the accountant
00:08:38 If Uri's gonna turn over seven large ones
00:08:42 ... he's gonna need it in cash.
00:08:44 And for that,
00:08:48 Meet the very gifted
00:08:52 You know why you get deals?
00:08:54 Because those sad, fat, old men like it
00:08:57 They shake like cocktails
00:09:00 ...when you raise that posh, little voice.
00:09:02 You, my love, are a rare commodity.
00:09:07 Now, come on, give your Bertie a smile.
00:09:09 I don't feel like smiling.
00:09:12 I'm a 30-year-old accountant
00:09:17 I'm a beard without kids, Bertie.
00:09:19 For a marriage of convenience,
00:09:23 [PHONE RINGING]
00:09:26 URI [ON PHONE]:
00:09:28 Yes, she's right here.
00:09:30 It's Omovich.
00:09:32 You sure he isn't gay?
00:09:33 ARCHY:
00:09:35 ... is that his accountant
00:09:39 ... and is looking for excitement
00:09:44 Welcome to the Speeler.
00:09:47 This hot little house of crime is home
00:09:51 ... of individuals known locally
00:09:54 There's no way you're gonna get a five,
00:09:57 - They've got nothing on you, son.
00:10:00 Fred, they've got a grass.
00:10:03 Got a rat with a roach smoking a canary.
00:10:06 COOKIE: All right, ladies.
00:10:09 Cookie, do you want in?
00:10:10 I did promise the twins
00:10:14 - Throw us in for a quick spin.
00:10:18 No.
00:10:21 ONE TWO:
00:10:24 Coming, dear.
00:10:26 But in the world of crime,
00:10:29 And the very men she needs
00:10:32 ... are the very men
00:10:35 What's happening?
00:10:37 You know that lady, the posh pup?
00:10:40 The one that likes a bit of the rough life?
00:10:42 The little dangerous accountant.
00:10:46 - I know.
00:10:48 Well, she's offered us
00:10:50 But, I mean, like, proper work.
00:10:53 [ONE TWO SIGHS]
00:10:54 Now, normally, I would just turn her down,
00:11:00 Let's have a meet.
00:11:16 I've got one just like that at home,
00:11:20 Is that what they call humor
00:11:24 Is that what they call art
00:11:28 You are quite the entertainer,
00:11:32 And you're also late.
00:11:34 Please, don't be late.
00:11:45 I've got some work,
00:11:47 Go on.
00:11:49 There are two accountants taking out
00:11:54 And it won't be protected.
00:11:56 Twenty percent for me, as normal.
00:11:58 The details are in here.
00:12:01 Anything else?
00:12:03 Yeah.
00:12:04 I don't want this coming back to me,
00:12:09 It might help.
00:12:11 Just a black eye, nothing more.
00:12:16 Very well, Mrs. Baxter.
00:12:18 A black eye it is, then.
00:12:25 Nice shoes, by the way.
00:12:27 Thank you.
00:12:29 You'll be able to afford a pair of your own
00:12:37 LENNY: "Troubled rock star, Johnny Quid,
00:12:43 ...when he fell from the side of a yacht
00:12:47 ...by a prominent high-street
00:12:52 Sorry, I don't know what to say.
00:12:54 Yeah, well, I bet he took a few people
00:13:01 We will never mention this again,
00:13:10 Look, tell the Councillor
00:13:12 ...with his little bat and balls
00:13:19 Oh, that is sensational, Councillor.
00:13:22 Did you have lessons as a boy?
00:13:24 Fancy a cool down?
00:13:26 Bit of a chat with Lenny?
00:13:31 - You know Jackie?
00:13:34 No, Archy, please, don't say anything.
00:13:36 Don't you worry about her.
00:13:40 And a member.
00:13:42 Oi, Jackie.
00:13:44 You fancy a runaround
00:13:47 Only if he's wicked.
00:13:52 What does she mean by that?
00:13:55 What would you like her to mean by that,
00:14:00 [CHUCKLES]
00:14:01 Come on.
00:14:03 There we are, plans and papers.
00:14:06 When you're in bed with Len,
00:14:09 Would you like a cigar?
00:14:12 I don't mind if I do.
00:14:14 He wants you sitting in the front row
00:14:20 Len's skill lies in his ability
00:14:23 That's a nice lighter.
00:14:26 Eight grand they wanted for it,
00:14:30 And I paid it.
00:14:32 You know why?
00:14:33 Tell me, Lenny.
00:14:36 It's all about the details.
00:14:39 Is our little deal in there too?
00:14:43 Look at Lenny.
00:14:44 Fucking playing with himself,
00:14:47 He only paid a hundred pounds
00:14:50 ... he's making the Councillor sweat
00:14:53 I wouldn't forget about that.
00:14:55 The important things first.
00:14:57 You got to hand it to Len,
00:15:01 I'll leave that with you.
00:15:03 Now, the Councillor just needs a few hours
00:15:06 Can't stay here chewing the fat all day.
00:15:08 Man's got a living to make.
00:15:10 I'll phone you in tomorrow.
00:15:12 - and he'll be in there like swimwear.
00:15:15 LENNY:
00:15:17 Lenny, you forgot your lighter.
00:15:20 LENNY:
00:15:23 It's got your name on it.
00:15:27 All right.
00:15:28 Nothing's gonna stop Lenny
00:15:31 [LAUGHING]
00:15:32 Yeah, I knew he'd like the lighter.
00:15:35 It was a nice touch, wasn't it?
00:15:37 Yeah, she's a good girl, Jackie.
00:15:41 Yeah, you're right.
00:15:42 He wouldn't give me
00:15:45 ...if he didn't mean business?
00:15:48 Yeah, I've took it off the easel,
00:15:53 Yeah, it looks mag...
00:15:55 Archy, I've been... Fuck.
00:15:57 Oh, fuck.
00:15:58 Archy?
00:16:00 Archy, I've been robbed.
00:16:02 ARCHY [ON PHONE]:
00:16:04 Hello?
00:16:06 I said, I've been robbed.
00:16:09 Yeah... I don't know when.
00:16:11 It's the painting.
00:16:13 Yeah, it's the one that Uri gave me.
00:16:17 All right, loaned, for fuck's sake.
00:16:22 Archy, this is not good.
00:16:25 That's his favorite painting.
00:16:27 His lucky painting.
00:16:31 Yeah, all right.
00:16:33 Come around here and bring the troops.
00:16:37 Yeah.
00:16:38 Oh, fuck it, this isn't what I want to hear.
00:16:41 When Lenny's wheels come off,
00:16:44 Now, he's gonna stick it
00:16:46 And Archy is gonna have to go to work.
00:16:52 Where was it, Len?
00:16:58 Well, let's just take a wild stab in the dark,
00:17:02 Archy, slap him, send him to school
00:17:06 Now, you sort this out.
00:17:07 Get that painting back, bring me a body,
00:17:18 Bandy, you ever ask a stupid question
00:17:22 He's gonna slap you.
00:17:24 I'm sorry, Arch.
00:17:27 Danny, slap him.
00:17:32 With the right, Danny, properly.
00:17:36 No, no, no, come on, do it properly
00:17:40 - What is this, a tennis match, Arch?
00:17:46 Oh, for fuck...
00:17:51 Like this.
00:17:54 Now, if you can master a slap like that...
00:17:57 ...there's no need for your clients
00:17:59 They will open up
00:18:04 No need for strong violence, no, no.
00:18:06 They're transported
00:18:10 Putty in your hands.
00:18:11 Ask Bandy.
00:18:13 Look, thinks he's back at school.
00:18:16 But he never went to school, Arch.
00:18:18 You want a slap as well, Daniel, eh?
00:18:23 Now, if the slap don't work,
00:18:27 ...but keep your receipts
00:18:30 Now, get out there, look for the painting.
00:18:39 [CAR ALARM CHIRPS]
00:18:46 - Hello.
00:18:48 Bye.
00:18:49 If you just put the bags in the car,
00:18:53 Ahem. Now, now, boys, do as you're told.
00:18:55 Put the bags in the car,
00:18:59 Sorry, is this a robbery?
00:19:03 Yes, it is a robbery. Now, fuck off.
00:19:05 Thank you.
00:19:07 [MUMBLE CHUCKLES]
00:19:11 - Very good, Mr. One Two.
00:19:24 Yeah, give me the keys.
00:19:26 Thanks.
00:19:28 Yeah, very funny.
00:19:31 [CAR ALARM RINGING & HORN HONKING]
00:19:36 [ALARM STOPS RINGING]
00:19:43 Oi.
00:19:46 Where's reverse?
00:19:48 You have to lift up the knob
00:19:50 - Gear stick.
00:19:54 Oh, yeah. Now, fuck off.
00:20:16 I know an electrician
00:20:22 Might take him
00:20:25 STELLA: Welcome to the nouveau riche,
00:20:27 ONE TWO:
00:20:30 Mm, très chic.
00:20:36 It's a little bit heavier
00:20:41 I see you didn't think
00:20:44 I would like to have obliged.
00:20:45 But from a professional point of view,
00:20:50 - Mm.
00:20:55 Maybe.
00:21:09 URI: The development has been underway
00:21:12 ...and will be completed
00:21:17 The area covers 12 acres...
00:21:19 ...and it will become one
00:21:26 Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:21:31 What is it?
00:21:33 [WHISPERING IN RUSSIAN]
00:21:55 Victor, Victor.
00:22:10 - Yo, Archy.
00:22:12 Hey, I got Lenny's bit of scratch.
00:22:14 What, you got all of it?
00:22:15 Yes, it's burning a hole in the floor,
00:22:19 I'll come down to Speeler.
00:22:20 [BEEPING]
00:22:22 Hold on.
00:22:23 Gotta go, got another call. Len?
00:22:26 Archy, the Russian didn't come through
00:22:29 Don't worry about that,
00:22:31 I got some good news for you.
00:22:33 One Two and Co. have
00:22:36 - What, all of it?
00:22:38 Where'd they get that from, then?
00:22:40 No idea.
00:22:42 Listen, all I gotta do now
00:22:45 Yeah, well, make sure you do find it.
00:22:46 [BEEPING]
00:22:47 Oh, look, I've gotta go.
00:22:50 Hello?
00:22:51 I have all my people waiting, Lenny.
00:22:53 It's a delay.
00:22:57 Well, get back to me soon.
00:22:59 Yeah, of course.
00:23:02 Wanker.
00:23:05 GARY: I shook your hand, I've nicked your
00:23:09 Yes, that's right.
00:23:14 - I can't. Tell you what I'll do, I give you 50.
00:23:18 WOMAN:
00:23:19 GARY: Hello, Archy.
00:23:20 Come over here.
00:23:23 Hello, Arch.
00:23:25 What do you want, tickets?
00:23:26 I want the Tank.
00:23:28 Right. Well, you won't see him
00:23:32 He don't like the cold, see?
00:23:36 Tank runs
00:23:39 ... in the West End of London.
00:23:41 He knows more about what moves
00:23:44 Tank is a fortified world
00:23:49 ARCHY: A word.
00:23:52 I need a word.
00:23:53 Don't stand out there
00:23:56 Step into my world.
00:24:03 MAN [ON TV]:
00:24:06 TANK:
00:24:08 They've had it redone.
00:24:12 Glorious picture.
00:24:14 And the sound, well, it's exquisite.
00:24:18 Could you turn it down a bit
00:24:21 Oh, where are my manners?
00:24:22 Sorry, Arch.
00:24:24 Don't want tickets.
00:24:27 A classic painting,
00:24:30 You got more feet on the street than
00:24:34 I'll tell you what,
00:24:38 Here's a couple of large
00:24:41 [BUZZER SOUNDS]
00:24:43 - Yeah.
00:24:46 It is Fred.
00:24:47 ARCHY: For years,
00:24:49 ... that's sent us all down
00:24:52 And now Bob is looking
00:24:57 So, tell me, Handsome,
00:25:01 Not with you getting a five-stretch.
00:25:03 Please, Fred, please, not again, yeah?
00:25:07 I'm sorry, Bob.
00:25:09 But what makes the situation worse...
00:25:12 ... is everybody knows this dirty fucking rat
00:25:17 MALCOLM:
00:25:20 Oh, lovely hat, Fred, lovely.
00:25:23 Who gives a fuck what you think?
00:25:25 Okay, gentlemen, let's go.
00:25:28 First, my colleague Paul
00:25:33 I must apologize
00:25:36 He has unusually long arms
00:25:40 I agree it doesn't seem
00:25:42 ...to be acquiring a coat
00:25:46 It is the middle of fucking summer.
00:25:48 However,
00:25:51 Where did you get these junkies, eh?
00:25:53 What's this, a fucking double act?
00:25:55 Get on with it,
00:25:58 All in good time, gentlemen,
00:26:02 Next up,
00:26:04 ...seen in very, very glossy magazines.
00:26:09 Junkies, as any junkie will tell you,
00:26:13 They take what doesn't belong to them,
00:26:17 ... but because they're junkies.
00:26:19 What? It's only fire.
00:26:21 Selling stolen fur coats
00:26:24 ... would not seem peculiar
00:26:28 The famous but rare black bear.
00:26:31 [WHISTLES]
00:26:32 Found in the dark mountains
00:26:35 Get an eyeful of that stripe,
00:26:37 Oh, have a look,
00:26:41 [BUZZER SOUNDS]
00:26:42 And all of this could be yours
00:26:46 - Yeah, hello.
00:26:48 - Hello, Arch, come up.
00:26:50 Come up, son.
00:26:53 Come on, back door, fuck off.
00:26:55 The Wild Bunch have had to put
00:26:58 ... to ignite Lenny's contacts.
00:26:59 And maybe, just maybe,
00:27:02 ... can make Bob's legal paperwork
00:27:06 You all right, Fred?
00:27:08 FRED:
00:27:10 Mumbles.
00:27:11 MUMBLES:
00:27:13 - Bob.
00:27:15 One Two.
00:27:17 Arch.
00:27:19 I see you brought
00:27:21 [MUMBLES SCOFFS]
00:27:22 That's very unkind.
00:27:25 You wanna be careful, One Two.
00:27:27 You don't wanna catch another cold,
00:27:32 Speeler's a bit quiet today, Fred.
00:27:35 Everything all right?
00:27:36 It's good as gold, thanks, good as gold.
00:27:38 Good.
00:27:42 So come on, where is it?
00:27:45 What, can't you smell it?
00:27:48 No, I can't.
00:27:57 Look at that, we could make a team.
00:27:58 Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Arch?
00:28:01 Oh, by the way, this is for you.
00:28:04 You buy yourself a new pair
00:28:07 Really?
00:28:08 You ain't half a funny bastard, ain't you?
00:28:12 Good night, ladies.
00:28:17 URI: They say there are only two days
00:28:21 The day you buy it
00:28:25 According to my figures,
00:28:28 What are you gonna do?
00:28:29 Beauty is a cruel mistress.
00:28:31 I must remember that line.
00:28:33 Be my guest.
00:28:35 - Can I pour you a glass?
00:28:37 Thank you.
00:28:40 You know, I like you.
00:28:42 I like the way you are.
00:28:44 Always thinking about business,
00:28:49 Well, that's what you pay me to be,
00:28:52 Tell me about your husband.
00:28:56 My husband is a lawyer.
00:28:57 I hear he's very good at what he does.
00:29:00 Maybe we can have some work for him.
00:29:02 Tell me, what do you do for fun?
00:29:11 Have I offended you in some way?
00:29:14 As you said, I'm a professional,
00:29:16 So as long as it stays that way,
00:29:21 You see, Victor?
00:29:25 This is what I like about this country.
00:29:28 They understand hierarchy.
00:29:29 You do your job, I do mine,
00:29:33 Now, back to business.
00:29:36 We have had security problems.
00:29:38 And to cut a long story short...
00:29:41 ...I need another 7 million euros
00:29:45 Mr. Omovich, I'm the best at what I do.
00:29:49 I could certainly cover
00:29:51 Tsk, tsk, tsk.
00:29:52 ...but even I can't hide 7 million
00:29:56 But if you are so good...
00:29:58 You devil.
00:30:00 Let me think about it.
00:30:02 There are some options
00:30:07 Thank you.
00:30:25 - Come on, Bobby boy, cheer up.
00:30:29 I'll be locked up in an 8-by-10
00:30:32 Bob, that's tomorrow night, okay?
00:30:37 And we have got a party
00:30:40 We got a couple of grams of hurry up
00:30:43 We've got the Harris twins.
00:30:46 Probably the most expensive escort girls
00:30:49 Got the night off from the Russians...
00:30:51 ...and they have been greased down
00:30:59 - Okay, well, I see that cheered you up.
00:31:06 What? It's just what?
00:31:08 You wouldn't understand.
00:31:09 Come on, Bobby boy, that's not fair.
00:31:11 I'd understand anything
00:31:16 Would you?
00:31:18 Bob, you're my best mate.
00:31:25 You see, I don't want the strippers,
00:31:28 Okay.
00:31:31 I want you.
00:31:33 [CHUCKLES]
00:31:40 [TIRES SCREECH]
00:31:44 Dirty bastard.
00:31:51 You dirty bastard.
00:31:56 Bob, I know all your girlfriends,
00:31:58 I told you, you wouldn't understand.
00:32:01 What, I wouldn't understand
00:32:04 You're Handsome Bob.
00:32:06 You're Handsome Bob,
00:32:09 Do you hear me, Bob?
00:32:11 I mean, I've had showers with you, man.
00:32:14 I should have just kept my mouth shut.
00:32:16 Right, you should have kept
00:32:19 We should've just gone
00:32:21 ...like Handsome Bob would've done.
00:32:23 You should drown the cat
00:32:25 No, no, not you. Not fag Bob.
00:32:46 I am so sorry.
00:32:52 Well, I'm sorry.
00:32:54 No, I'm sorry.
00:32:55 - No, I'm sorry.
00:32:58 No, I'm fucking sorry, Bob, all right?
00:33:00 I went over the top a bit.
00:33:03 And it was a bit
00:33:06 It was a bit of a broadside.
00:33:08 It's fine. It's fine.
00:33:13 Five years, you know.
00:33:16 I don't know if I can handle it.
00:33:24 I don't know what I was thinking, Bob.
00:33:27 I mean, there's nothing wrong
00:33:32 ...or whatever it is you call it,
00:33:36 I mean, there's gonna be plenty
00:33:40 You'll probably love it.
00:33:44 Oh, God.
00:33:47 [BOB GROANING]
00:33:52 What...?
00:33:53 What exactly is it that you?
00:33:57 That you wanna do to me, then, Bob?
00:34:03 Tank, come in.
00:34:07 You want a drink?
00:34:08 No, thanks, Archy.
00:34:18 Ooh. Nice office Lenny's got here, isn't it?
00:34:22 Like that,
00:34:25 Nice touch, that.
00:34:28 Ooh.
00:34:30 - Whistler.
00:34:32 Nineteenth century,
00:34:36 Is that right?
00:34:37 You know a man's cultured
00:34:44 Go on.
00:34:47 [SIGHS]
00:34:51 Now, you know why they call me Tank,
00:34:54 It's because you're a dirty,
00:34:56 Think tank, Arch.
00:34:59 Nothing gets past the old think tank.
00:35:01 Nothing.
00:35:04 So I thought I'd fire a few questions
00:35:08 Thought I'd come see you because it looks
00:35:12 - Oh, yeah?
00:35:15 Right, let me tell you how this works.
00:35:18 You're going in the drink,
00:35:21 Beneath your feet
00:35:25 I just hope for your sakes
00:35:28 ...for as long as it takes
00:35:30 After that, I'm gonna ask you a question,
00:35:34 You're gonna give me a name.
00:35:36 And if it's the right name...
00:35:38 ...l'm gonna send you home warm and dry
00:35:41 If it's the wrong name,
00:35:45 They're American, these crayfish.
00:35:48 Big, hungry bastards.
00:35:50 And like most things American,
00:35:53 ...but they've still got room for more.
00:35:56 Show him one, Charlie.
00:35:58 [SLOANE GRUNTING]
00:36:00 All right, see you, enjoy.
00:36:03 [SLOANE SCREAMING]
00:36:04 SLOANE:
00:36:08 They stole the fucking money.
00:36:10 I swear, I wouldn't fucking lie to you,
00:36:13 No, no, no.
00:36:15 Oh, stop, stop.
00:36:16 No, don't.
00:36:18 LENNY: The American crayfish
00:36:22 A guest, if you like.
00:36:24 And like most guests having a good time,
00:36:29 Next 50 years...
00:36:30 ...they consumed all the local crayfish,
00:36:36 And then, they started eating each other.
00:36:42 That's the thing about greed, Arch.
00:36:46 It's blind.
00:36:50 And it doesn't know when to stop.
00:36:53 That's why I'm here.
00:36:57 To keep order.
00:37:00 Danny, hose him down.
00:37:20 [COUGHING]
00:37:22 Right, who's got that painting?
00:37:27 Johnny.
00:37:29 Johnny Quid.
00:37:32 The singer from the group,
00:37:35 This hasn't worked, has it?
00:37:38 - How can a dead man sell you a painting?
00:37:41 He's not dead, he just tried selling us
00:37:45 - He's got, like, an obsession with it.
00:37:48 Archy, put him back in
00:37:50 No, please, I know who he is.
00:37:53 I wouldn't lie to you.
00:37:54 I don't lie.
00:37:56 Now, please just let me go.
00:38:00 [SOBBING]
00:38:03 Len, can I have a word?
00:38:05 SLOANE:
00:38:14 - Your boy ain't dead, is he?
00:38:17 Oh, you know what I mean.
00:38:22 He had a set of keys to the house,
00:38:25 He just won't fucking die,
00:38:27 That junkie's seen more funerals
00:38:31 I tell you, the next world war
00:38:37 Look, you go see...
00:38:39 ...if you can find them two flash idiots
00:38:44 What are they called?
00:38:46 Greek and Minnie?
00:38:47 - Roman and Mickey.
00:38:50 Because if anybody can find
00:38:54 No, you're not listening to what I'm saying.
00:38:58 The dry ice, Mickey.
00:39:01 My show just doesn't work without it.
00:39:03 Hold on a second.
00:39:04 If you would've asked me yesterday
00:39:07 ...I would've got the driest ice
00:39:10 ...but you didn't ask me.
00:39:11 You asked me for two cases
00:39:14 ...and four ladies of the pole,
00:39:18 Yes.
00:39:19 Yes, you did, I do confess.
00:39:21 But, Mickey, you are the manager,
00:39:27 You got on the hat.
00:39:31 My hat is deep and full of magic.
00:39:33 I got rabbits, handkerchiefs
00:39:38 I got smoke machines,
00:39:40 ...I even got love marines,
00:39:45 All right?
00:39:47 But there ain't no motherfucking dry ice.
00:39:49 Okay.
00:39:51 You made your point.
00:39:54 But tomorrow,
00:40:00 - You read this?
00:40:03 "Singer extraordinaire, Johnny Quid
00:40:06 "Missing, assumed dead," they say.
00:40:09 Our Johnny?
00:40:11 How many rock stars by the name Johnny
00:40:15 Only thing he fell off is his junkie spoon.
00:40:17 He's no deader
00:40:20 He'll be gearing himself up,
00:40:23 June, how dead is Johnny?
00:40:25 If he's dead,
00:40:28 Rockers like that never die.
00:40:33 They just wither and give me pain.
00:40:37 [THE CLASH'S "BANKROBBER"
00:40:43 [LIP-SYNCHING TO THE CLASH'S
00:40:51 [SINGING THE CLASH'S "BANKROBBER"]
00:40:58 [MUSIC STOPS]
00:41:00 LENNY:
00:41:03 I never did like you,
00:41:06 You're a reject.
00:41:07 A wrong and a fucking fairy in the mirror
00:41:11 But she ain't with us no more,
00:41:14 Now, next week,
00:41:17 The most expensive fucking school
00:41:20 And then you'll be gone
00:41:22 In the meantime, show some gratitude
00:41:32 [THE CLASH'S "BANKROBBER"
00:41:33 [SINGING]
00:42:00 [LIP-SYNCHING TO THE CLASH'S
00:42:12 [MUSIC STOPS]
00:42:17 Go on, John.
00:42:19 Jog it on.
00:42:23 I can't, Pete.
00:42:25 The painting's got me.
00:42:27 That's what art does to you, Pete.
00:42:29 You'd get a good few notes for that.
00:42:33 - You wouldn't understand.
00:42:37 Because you are street scum, Pete.
00:42:40 You're in need of a good education.
00:42:43 But your dad
00:42:45 And that's why you're on the gear.
00:42:47 The gear is your surrogate father.
00:42:50 Leave off, John.
00:42:55 JOHNNY:
00:42:59 I'm your sponsor, doctor.
00:43:03 I'll be your dad if you feel
00:43:07 But first, we need a drink in our hands.
00:43:13 My dad used to make me watch Bonanza
00:43:18 Well, that's got
00:43:20 - All those guns, nuns and cowboys.
00:43:23 It wasn't all bad.
00:43:25 He sometimes made me laugh too.
00:43:27 Well, now we're onto something.
00:43:29 Did he ever interfere with you?
00:43:31 You know, touch you inappropriate-like.
00:43:35 He tickled me, if that's what you mean.
00:43:37 In psychological circles,
00:43:40 There is?
00:43:42 Monsteroustickalotis.
00:43:44 You what?
00:43:46 Your dad was a tickling monster.
00:43:50 Oi, that's my drink.
00:43:52 Fuck you, sing-along.
00:43:54 You're no help,
00:43:56 MAN:
00:44:00 Come on then, boy.
00:44:01 I'll have you and your girlfriends.
00:44:06 Do I not look like a pothouse?
00:44:09 Go on, jog on, walk on,
00:44:19 - Was I good or what, Pete?
00:44:21 It's all in the eyes.
00:44:22 Junkies, I shit them.
00:44:26 [ROCK MUSIC BLARING ON HEADPHONES]
00:44:38 Roman, Mickey.
00:44:40 I tried to stop them,
00:44:45 - I think they just wanted...
00:44:48 JUNE:
00:44:50 Yeah, don't worry about it, June.
00:44:53 Why don't you go have another lunch?
00:44:55 Come over here, babe.
00:44:59 Yeah, sorry to intrude.
00:45:02 They call this a litchi, don't they?
00:45:04 Litchi.
00:45:05 Litchi, litchi.
00:45:14 LENNY:
00:45:16 It's tasty and exotic.
00:45:19 A bit like your June.
00:45:21 Thanks.
00:45:27 Can we help you?
00:45:28 Yeah. You got an act
00:45:30 We did, yeah.
00:45:38 And there's a singer called Johnny Quid.
00:45:41 There was.
00:45:43 Well, I'd like to see Mr. Quid.
00:45:46 I'd like to see him too,
00:45:49 According to the papers...
00:45:51 ...the only songs Mr. Quid's
00:45:53 And I shed a tear.
00:45:55 I shed a tear for all those bone tops
00:46:01 But did you see his body?
00:46:04 Did you see him smacked up
00:46:06 ...with his tongue on his chin
00:46:09 ...swinging from the rafters
00:46:11 No, you didn't, did you?
00:46:13 And nobody else
00:46:16 Because he ain't dead.
00:46:18 He's alive, alive-o somewhere,
00:46:22 ...and a very important painting
00:46:26 I'm sorry,
00:46:29 You have 12 licenses
00:46:34 So if you wanna play on,
00:46:37 [LENNY CHUCKLES]
00:46:40 I can tell what you're thinking now.
00:46:42 Well, there's not much you can't do.
00:46:44 [OVER SPEAKERS]
00:46:48 [SINGING] You'll never sing the same
00:46:55 Wait, so you guys
00:46:58 What do you think we are, gangsters?
00:47:01 That's not my style.
00:47:03 So do us all a favor
00:47:13 There he is.
00:47:14 You were missed in court this morning.
00:47:16 Not very compassionate, is it?
00:47:18 Not turning up to your amigo's funeral.
00:47:21 FRED: Yeah, everyone else was there,
00:47:25 And I got the feeling
00:47:27 ...that Handsome
00:47:31 [PHONE RINGS]
00:47:33 All right, well,
00:47:35 What the fuck are you getting at?
00:47:38 Whoa, leave it.
00:47:41 We all know how much you loved Bob.
00:47:44 What exactly do you mean, loved Bob?
00:47:47 Guess who.
00:47:50 Prosecution lost the paperwork.
00:47:52 Case is closed.
00:47:53 [ALL CHUCKLE]
00:47:58 Five years.
00:48:06 You're supposed to be in fucking...
00:48:09 DOLLY:
00:48:16 Someone lose a bit of paperwork,
00:48:19 - Very clever.
00:48:21 That's exactly why you pay Lenny,
00:48:25 - All right.
00:48:27 [PHONE RINGS]
00:48:31 How did you get this number?
00:48:33 Oh, I can get any number.
00:48:35 I work with numbers, don't I?
00:48:37 One point for initiative,
00:48:41 My old man's having a party tonight,
00:48:45 It's a liberty,
00:48:47 - Sorry, not my thing.
00:48:51 You can bring your friends.
00:48:54 - Rich and famous, great and the good.
00:48:58 Let me see what I can do.
00:49:02 [SIGHS]
00:49:04 [VICTOR SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]
00:49:29 Okay?
00:49:44 Yeah, a nice drop of whiskey.
00:49:48 I suppose you're wondering
00:49:50 Well, I assume you just wanted to check
00:49:54 I was surprised
00:49:57 ...at the appropriate time.
00:49:58 But then,
00:50:01 I understand that.
00:50:02 And I wouldn't like things
00:50:05 ...which brings me conveniently
00:50:09 Ever since the painting,
00:50:12 ...hasn't been hanging on my wall,
00:50:18 I know this is a rude request because
00:50:21 ...but I feel as though I need it.
00:50:25 Yeah.
00:50:31 [ARCHY LAUGHING]
00:50:33 ARCHY: Fucking hell.
00:50:36 - You wanna lay off that vodka.
00:50:39 ARCHY: Everything all right?
00:50:42 He wants his painting back.
00:50:44 ARCHY:
00:50:47 - That is a bit of a problem.
00:50:49 I swear, they changed color.
00:50:54 They don't care
00:50:57 They could buy up half of London
00:51:00 You're small-time.
00:51:01 They click their fingers,
00:51:03 You speak to me like that again,
00:51:07 I run this town. You got that?
00:51:10 Me.
00:51:12 Anyone who thinks he's rude enough,
00:51:16 ...because I'll tear his fucking arm off.
00:51:21 Do you understand that, Archy, do you?
00:51:24 Yeah, yeah, I understand that.
00:51:28 How about that?
00:51:31 Johnny Quid's daddy. Mm.
00:51:35 How did that go under the radar?
00:51:38 Why doesn't anybody know?
00:51:39 Would you want anyone to know
00:51:42 Would we have signed him
00:51:45 I know what.
00:51:47 We better give
00:51:51 A bed that's been slept in,
00:51:55 If you want to find Johnny,
00:52:02 [THUMPING MUSIC BLARING FROM HOUSE]
00:52:05 Who are you?
00:52:07 My name's Cookie.
00:52:10 You must be with Stella.
00:52:11 No, we're the SWAT team.
00:52:13 Well, you better get swatting.
00:52:17 [MAN IMITATING BUGLE SOUND]
00:52:20 This is gonna be a scream.
00:52:21 MAN:
00:52:23 COOKIE: Fred, get them in.
00:52:25 FRED: Why me?
00:52:29 Take that chewing gum off your feet
00:52:32 Follow me, boys.
00:52:39 So who the man?
00:52:42 - Cookie, I think that's your cue.
00:52:45 Think I'll have a little dance first.
00:52:47 - Fred, you fancy it?
00:52:52 Look at the girls.
00:52:58 Excuse me, darling.
00:53:01 Well, all the boys were coming,
00:53:04 I thought I was gonna be locked up.
00:53:06 So I thought I'd come and celebrate.
00:53:08 - Do you fucking mind?
00:53:12 What happened last night, okay,
00:53:14 ...that's our little secret, all right?
00:53:17 It happened because you're
00:53:20 If you tell anybody
00:53:25 - Oh, good evening, gentlemen.
00:53:28 - Fuck...
00:53:30 Okay, definitely, yeah.
00:53:35 - Go that way.
00:53:36 Go that way.
00:53:40 Then I'm like, "Bertie, take a Quaalude,"
00:53:45 All right.
00:53:49 Drink?
00:53:50 - Dance?
00:53:54 Am I a dancer?
00:53:55 Shall we set the record straight?
00:53:58 See, my dad was a dancer,
00:54:02 So finally, it percolated
00:54:10 You're not joining me?
00:54:13 Sure.
00:54:14 I like to dance.
00:54:33 No.
00:54:34 I'm Bertie. It's my party.
00:54:37 So you're part of the Wild Bunch?
00:54:39 Stella says you're dangerous.
00:54:43 I am dangerous.
00:55:02 Is your friend part of the Wild Bunch?
00:55:05 No.
00:55:07 He is the Wild Bunch.
00:55:22 - I know all about your type.
00:55:25 - How's that, then?
00:55:27 And I know a secret
00:55:31 What's that, then, Bertie?
00:55:33 You have an informer
00:55:37 What's his name?
00:55:39 You have to pay for secrets.
00:55:41 Now, now, that's not very nice, is it?
00:55:46 What's your price?
00:55:47 And remember, I am dangerous.
00:55:52 I want to meet the Wild Bunch.
00:55:59 See that man sitting on the sofa?
00:56:02 BOB: Oh, the queen who's screwing me out.
00:56:04 - It's a bit hard to miss him.
00:56:07 - Go and chat him up, will you?
00:56:10 No, no, he's a bigtime lawyer
00:56:13 ...in our part of town.
00:56:15 Now, you were facing a five-stretch.
00:56:17 And I figured
00:56:21 Mm-hm.
00:56:27 - Hey.
00:56:28 All right.
00:56:29 - So we got another job on again.
00:56:32 Same one as before.
00:56:33 Cor, it's all going down in here.
00:56:36 I hear you have a secret.
00:56:38 And by the looks of you,
00:56:41 I don't want to talk about work.
00:56:43 If you tell me who this informer is,
00:56:48 I gotta get myself a breath of fresh air.
00:56:51 Oi, One Two, I owe you one.
00:56:53 This lot are doing more bugle
00:56:58 - I'm happy for you, Cookie.
00:57:06 If he's an informer,
00:57:10 My, my, not just a pretty face.
00:57:15 How'd you know
00:57:18 Give me your mobile.
00:57:19 - What?
00:57:21 Do as you're told.
00:57:26 Ooh.
00:57:29 That's nice.
00:57:30 [DIALING PHONE]
00:57:32 Here, we'll go for a drink next week,
00:57:40 All I need is some paperwork.
00:57:47 PETE:
00:57:51 Where's the rush?
00:57:53 All right.
00:57:55 - What's wrong?
00:57:57 - I think we got a problem.
00:57:59 How much is it gonna cost
00:58:02 - Eleven thousand, three hundred...
00:58:04 Go out there
00:58:07 [SINGING THE SUBWAYS'
00:58:16 You, what do you think
00:58:19 What do you think?
00:58:22 Go home, wasters.
00:58:23 - It costs money to get in here.
00:58:27 ROMAN:
00:58:29 No, you can't shut us down.
00:58:32 - And I'm interested?
00:58:35 - Find him.
00:58:36 Listen, but I have to keep the club open.
00:58:40 Run along, junkies.
00:58:41 Oi, lookie but no touchy.
00:58:45 Get off of him, you slag.
00:58:46 He is absolute class.
00:58:53 I gotta keep the club open.
00:58:57 [SINGING THE SUBWAYS'
00:59:02 Leave it, John. I'm happy.
00:59:04 I'm all right down here, mate.
00:59:08 - I'll fucking show him happy.
00:59:11 [SINGING THE SUBWAYS'
00:59:23 Fancy some more talent, boy?
00:59:25 I'd like to make a complaint.
00:59:28 Jog on, boy,
00:59:32 [SINGING THE SUBWAYS'
01:00:22 Night, night.
01:00:25 - Fucking mutt.
01:00:27 - It's a damn revolution going on outside.
01:00:30 If we wanna keep our license
01:00:40 We'll put rock salt in the shells,
01:00:43 If they get large, we'll bang a couple
01:00:47 And they won't know the difference.
01:00:49 And then Bob's our driver, and...
01:00:52 - I don't wanna use Bob.
01:00:54 - I don't want to use Bob.
01:00:57 The Wild Bunch is not complete
01:00:59 No.
01:01:01 What's happened
01:01:04 [SIGHS]
01:01:07 Mumbles, there is something about Bob
01:01:12 What's that, then? That he's a poof?
01:01:15 - How the fuck did you know that?
01:01:19 You're the only one that doesn't.
01:01:23 It's sausage and beans
01:01:25 What the fuck are you talking about?
01:01:28 - Did he make a pass at you?
01:01:31 So, what's the problem?
01:01:33 It was supposed to be his last night.
01:01:36 That's what friends do for one another.
01:01:40 And I won't tell the chaps.
01:01:44 What the fuck do you mean?
01:01:48 So, what did you do? Did you suck his...?
01:01:50 Hey, hey, that's enough, all right?
01:01:53 What the fuck is going on here?
01:01:56 What? Did you suck his...?
01:01:58 - You must have touched him.
01:02:00 Hold on.
01:02:04 I'm not gay, all right, Mumbles?
01:02:09 He just asked
01:02:14 Was it a slow dance?
01:02:17 [LATIN MUSIC PLAYING]
01:02:24 What has he done to me?
01:02:26 Mr. One Two, I think there is something
01:02:31 Who do you think looked after your mom
01:02:34 ...when you was doing a two-stretch?
01:02:37 Because it wasn't me,
01:02:39 No, it was Bob.
01:02:41 Bob was around there six times a week
01:02:45 You tore your mom's heart out when you
01:02:53 I tell you something, Mr. One Two.
01:02:56 If I could be half the human that Bob is
01:03:00 ...l'd think about it.
01:03:03 Not for too long,
01:03:10 And the kid looks up and goes,
01:03:13 [ALL LAUGH]
01:03:15 That joke was a lot funnier
01:03:18 Can I have a word with you, Cookie?
01:03:20 Treacles, would you mind?
01:03:22 On your toes. Five minutes.
01:03:29 ROMAN:
01:03:31 We need to know where Johnny Quid is.
01:03:36 You should probably be the first
01:03:39 I know. Come on, you know
01:03:43 Come on, Cookie, you've been fucking
01:03:47 Come on, show our boy a little love.
01:03:52 You ever bought a ticket
01:03:56 It's an unpleasant place
01:04:02 Might sound like a hair salon...
01:04:03 ...but it don't fucking look like one,
01:04:07 It's a terrible sight,
01:04:14 ...sucking his soul
01:04:19 And even worse
01:04:22 I've been there, and I've done that.
01:04:24 He has been here, and he has done that.
01:04:27 And then I nailed that demon
01:04:31 And I did it all with Johnny.
01:04:34 I love that man.
01:04:36 He's what you call class.
01:04:38 If you had any brains, Roman,
01:04:40 You know, his music sales have gone up
01:04:48 You see, Johnny, the crackhead knows...
01:04:51 ...that a rocker
01:04:55 Silly world, isn't it?
01:04:59 Mr. Quid does not get his gear from me.
01:05:03 He has to travel far and wide.
01:05:06 But do leave me your number.
01:05:08 And if the dead feels like calling...
01:05:13 ...you'll be the first to know.
01:06:25 [SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]
01:07:11 I'll have the painting for you
01:07:13 I had it locked up with some other goods.
01:07:17 And then Archy goes and loses the key.
01:07:20 Don't you, Arch?
01:07:23 So I'm not trying to be funny,
01:07:27 ...and if there's any chance
01:07:37 Where the fuck has he gone, then?
01:07:40 I don't know. But I don't think
01:07:45 Something wrong with these immigrants.
01:07:48 I think we're being set up.
01:07:50 I don't know how,
01:07:53 I can smell it with my sniffer.
01:07:55 [SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]
01:07:59 He doesn't have the balls or the brains.
01:08:01 He's a crook.
01:08:10 I think he's trying
01:08:13 Adjourn the meeting.
01:08:31 Oh, my God, you're a mess.
01:08:34 There you go.
01:08:37 [GROANS]
01:08:39 Are you all right?
01:08:41 That is a rhetorical question, I hope.
01:08:46 I'll have a water, please,
01:08:52 Thank you.
01:08:58 [CLEARS THROAT]
01:09:00 So you don't wanna know
01:09:24 ONE TWO:
01:09:29 I know what happened.
01:09:40 MUMBLES: Don't go in there.
01:09:43 Mace him.
01:09:45 Hollandaise?
01:09:46 I see you ordered already.
01:09:48 You were late.
01:09:50 The bastard's gonna hit me.
01:09:53 ONE TWO: Mace him, Mumbles.
01:09:55 ONE TWO: Not me, you idiot.
01:09:56 ONE TWO: I can't move my...
01:09:58 [ONE TWO SCREAMING]
01:10:09 MUMBLES:
01:10:15 [TIRES SCREECH]
01:10:17 Shouldn't you have taken precautions?
01:10:19 [SIGHS]
01:10:21 [TIRES SCREECHING]
01:10:25 Precautions?
01:10:35 MAN 1: Did you see that?
01:10:37 MAN 2:
01:10:39 Well, it's your job, isn't it?
01:10:55 What are these guys made of?
01:10:58 [GUN COCKS]
01:10:59 I didn't realize.
01:11:01 Realize?
01:11:03 You didn't realize that they had guns?
01:11:06 Big, long, dangerous machine guns.
01:11:10 With war criminals
01:11:15 Please, stay down.
01:11:19 Just fuck off.
01:11:22 [SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]
01:11:30 [SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]
01:11:41 Get out of the fucking way now.
01:11:50 You know what, darling?
01:11:51 I'm just gonna leave this laundry bag here
01:12:00 Fucking hell.
01:12:06 Shit.
01:12:08 Hold up.
01:12:10 [HORN HONKING]
01:12:12 Oh, my...
01:12:20 Oh, fucking hell.
01:12:28 Abandon ship.
01:12:30 Run for your lives.
01:12:45 [CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO]
01:13:30 Come on. Come on.
01:13:35 Come back with my bike,
01:13:40 [LAUGHS]
01:13:47 [HORN HONKING]
01:15:26 Goodbye, sweetheart.
01:15:28 You're way too dangerous for me.
01:15:35 - Did I overdo it with the limp?
01:15:38 She's a wild one.
01:15:40 She likes you, boy-o.
01:15:43 Rather her than you, Bob.
01:15:59 LENNY:
01:16:01 If we call, he answers. That's the deal.
01:16:03 Oh, there he is.
01:16:05 Oi, Councillor.
01:16:08 Councillor.
01:16:09 I'll see you at lunch.
01:16:11 Something wrong with your telephone?
01:16:13 Oh, I'm sorry. Shouldn't I be here?
01:16:15 I go wherever I fucking like
01:16:19 ...no matter what you and your pen-pushing
01:16:25 So, what's going on?
01:16:27 Step in here.
01:16:31 I can't do it.
01:16:32 You've left it too long. You want
01:16:36 They wouldn't give permission to build.
01:16:38 Don't give me that shit.
01:16:40 I look out my window,
01:16:42 ...this city said they'd never build.
01:16:44 How did that happen? The termites
01:16:48 No, sunshine.
01:16:51 Backhanders like mine.
01:16:53 ARCHY: Lenny's good for the money,
01:16:56 - So don't go getting cold feet.
01:16:59 It's not fucking Zaire, Lenny.
01:17:01 Get off my bollocks, Lenny.
01:17:03 Don't you ever swear at me,
01:17:07 ...or I'll drown you in it.
01:17:10 You feel that, do you, Councillor?
01:17:12 You don't think there's a paper trail
01:17:15 The cars, the holidays,
01:17:20 I own these bollocks.
01:17:22 And right now, they're more fragile
01:17:27 Now, get it done.
01:17:28 [GRUNTING]
01:17:43 Pedro?
01:17:47 Come back here.
01:17:51 Where do you think you're going
01:17:55 You never said it was your dad's,
01:17:59 You've gotta give it back, John.
01:18:01 People are looking for it, bad people.
01:18:04 The streets are alive
01:18:07 You may have a point, Pete,
01:18:11 - You know why?
01:18:14 Meet me in the pub in two minutes.
01:18:17 LENNY: I'll have that painting
01:18:19 - You can trust me on that.
01:18:22 LENNY:
01:18:24 That's a bit of me. That is...
01:18:26 URI:
01:18:29 LENNY: Oh, yeah.
01:18:31 But I don't understand it.
01:18:33 There's no one here.
01:18:35 URI: That's because I have had the course
01:18:38 We are not going to be disturbed.
01:18:44 Victor, please, come to join us.
01:18:55 You see that pack of Virginia killing sticks
01:19:01 Yes.
01:19:02 All you need to know about life
01:19:09 URI:
01:19:12 Every time I am about
01:19:17 ...something dishonest happens.
01:19:21 You wouldn't know anything, would you?
01:19:23 You will notice that one of your personalities
01:19:28 A gold packet of king size
01:19:31 An attractive implication
01:19:35 A subtle suggestion that cigarettes
01:19:39 JOHNNY:
01:19:42 Excuse me?
01:19:45 I'm not trying.
01:19:47 I am saying something.
01:19:53 Your other personality is trying to draw your
01:19:57 Written in boring, bold,
01:20:00 ...that these neat little soldiers of death,
01:20:06 And that, Pete, is the truth.
01:20:09 I think you forget who you're talking to,
01:20:15 I think you forget where you are,
01:20:20 Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and
01:20:26 This is my land. It's my fucking show.
01:20:29 I run this town.
01:20:31 Ah! Fuck!
01:20:32 Ah! God! Ah!
01:20:35 [LENNY SCREAMING]
01:20:40 [LENNY SCREAMING]
01:20:45 JOHNNY:
01:20:49 And that which starts bitter ends sweet.
01:20:52 URI:
01:20:54 I am having lunch
01:20:58 URI:
01:21:01 And it's a long crawl back to your car.
01:21:05 You should make it by sunrise,
01:21:11 URI:
01:21:14 Do you hear me?
01:21:16 - Yes, yes, oh, God.
01:21:21 Goodbye, Lenny.
01:21:25 That is why you and I love the drugs...
01:21:30 ...and that is also why
01:21:42 Now, please, pass me a light.
01:21:47 Oh, you are something special,
01:21:56 BARTENDER:
01:21:58 I don't want your sort in here.
01:22:00 Get up out of here. Fuck off.
01:22:01 - Go piss off out the door.
01:22:03 - Go on, fuck off.
01:22:06 Fuck off, you junkie.
01:22:08 - You won't be able to catch me, fat boy.
01:22:11 BOB:
01:22:12 [PHONE RINGS]
01:22:14 [IN SEDUCTIVE VOICE]
01:22:16 BERTIE:
01:22:19 What's happening about that paperwork?
01:22:21 Well, I'm busy tonight,
01:22:25 I'll leave the papers
01:22:28 Text you the address.
01:22:29 Well, I'll pop around in a jiffy,
01:22:34 [GROWLS]
01:22:37 [LAUGHS]
01:22:39 You are scary good at that.
01:22:42 - Do you miss it?
01:22:45 All right, let's go pick up the paperwork
01:22:49 And drop me off on the way, huh?
01:22:52 I'm going back to bed.
01:22:55 Can I come?
01:23:02 - Moron, what do you think you're doing?
01:23:05 Letting creatures in my yard
01:23:08 John, they're good stuff.
01:23:14 Like the drink and the sparrow.
01:23:16 I am Malcolm, and this is my friend
01:23:20 You know, like the Christian saint.
01:23:24 Paul doesn't say much.
01:23:30 Come on, John. We know you.
01:23:33 We're big fans.
01:23:35 You're what they call a real RocknRolla.
01:23:41 Out, on your way.
01:23:49 What is this, a sit-down?
01:23:54 This is a demonstration,
01:23:57 Where the fuck did you find
01:24:00 Conference, kazi, now.
01:24:11 That's the last time
01:24:14 Next time, you're on your own.
01:24:16 I'm sorry.
01:24:18 I just thought that you might've liked
01:24:21 I'm dead, Pete. What does that tell you?
01:24:24 It tells you that dead people
01:24:28 - Now, jog them on.
01:24:31 Yes, you fucking well will.
01:24:35 Meeting adjourned.
01:24:41 You've scared them off, sing-along.
01:24:43 But with a welcome like that,
01:24:46 Lucky you're not following them, Pete.
01:24:52 Pete, where's the painting?
01:24:58 FRED:
01:25:00 It's the werewolf brothers.
01:25:01 What you got for us today, boys?
01:25:04 Paul, please exhibit to the audience
01:25:13 Gentlemen, we are entering the realm...
01:25:16 ...of the ancient art form
01:25:20 I'll have it. How much?
01:25:23 One moment, sir. There's a pitch
01:25:26 I don't want the pitch. I said I'll have it.
01:25:30 It's a very rare
01:25:33 Is it?
01:25:35 There you go, boys.
01:25:38 Good afternoon, gentlemen.
01:25:41 Come on, me man. Hey.
01:25:46 [PHONE RINGING]
01:25:48 Tank, what is it? I'm in a bit of a rush.
01:25:51 TANK: You owe me, Arch.
01:25:53 First, I found your painting. Now I found
01:25:56 WOMAN [ON TV]:
01:25:58 Well, don't fuck about. Who is it?
01:26:16 "Let myself in. Thought your lady
01:26:20 [DOORBELL BUZZING]
01:26:21 Love, Cookie."
01:26:27 - Hello?
01:26:30 - Who's me?
01:26:33 Ah.
01:26:35 Well, what do you want?
01:26:37 You.
01:26:40 Oh.
01:26:42 Well, you better come in, then.
01:26:44 [DOOR BUZZES]
01:26:45 [BOTH MOANING & GRUNTING]
01:27:03 [PHONE RINGS]
01:27:08 - Yup?
01:27:11 I've got it in my hand right now.
01:27:13 The informer, the one who's responsible
01:27:17 - All of them, including mine.
01:27:24 Who the fuck is Sidney Shaw?
01:27:27 No, Sidney Shaw
01:27:30 They never use their real name.
01:27:32 Look, get around here
01:27:36 All right.
01:27:40 Where did he learn
01:27:45 Look at you, huh? Good as new.
01:27:49 I have to go now.
01:27:52 So you fancy sharing some dancing lessons
01:27:56 A bit of the old salsa?
01:28:00 I'll take you up on that.
01:28:03 - Oh, I have something for you.
01:28:06 Thought you might like it because
01:28:16 So you like it?
01:28:19 You've got very good taste,
01:28:25 ARCHY:
01:28:29 - What's happened, Len?
01:28:32 Didn't you hear?
01:28:35 That bastard's made me limp
01:28:38 What do you want me to do?
01:28:41 Well, I need that painting, Arch.
01:28:45 - I need it real bad.
01:28:49 - I think I can do better than that.
01:28:52 Someone has been at the Russian's money.
01:28:56 - Well, who?
01:28:59 - You don't like them either.
01:29:03 Who is it?
01:29:06 Mumbles, Bob and One Two.
01:29:08 [ROCK MUSIC BLARING
01:29:35 [MUSIC BLARING FROM STEREO]
01:30:14 ROMAN: So why did you call, Johnny?
01:30:19 But the pipe is.
01:30:21 And the pipe says
01:30:25 Whoever we're talking to, will you
01:30:28 Tell him that his dad, his jack-in-the-box-
01:30:34 Shut down a few of our venues.
01:30:35 Intends to shut down a few more
01:30:42 Why are you talking to the pipe, Roman?
01:30:47 Come back, Johnny. Come back home.
01:30:52 Now, Johnny will come quietly...
01:30:55 ...but you may have a couple of problems
01:31:01 Buy us both a cup of tea.
01:31:03 No need for any noise,
01:31:28 [RUSSIAN MUSIC BLARING
01:32:17 [MUMBLING]
01:32:25 [STEREO STOPS]
01:32:28 Is this a bad time, One Two?
01:32:30 [MUMBLING]
01:32:32 [CHUCKLES]
01:32:35 I mean, we can always
01:32:40 [GUNSHOTS]
01:32:44 BANDY: You wanna take the stairs
01:32:47 Bandy, come here.
01:32:54 [SNIFFS]
01:32:55 - You been drinking?
01:33:00 Think before you drink,
01:33:08 ARCHY: Hello, Len, it's me.
01:33:10 I've got the boys
01:33:13 Get over here.
01:33:14 - Yeah, I'll be around in a little bit.
01:33:16 [DOORBELL BUZZES]
01:33:20 Hold on.
01:33:26 - Who's there?
01:33:29 Come up.
01:33:31 [DOOR BUZZES]
01:33:32 And it looks like
01:33:35 Not too bright this lot, are they?
01:33:38 Look, I gotta go, got another call.
01:33:42 - Hello?
01:33:45 What's left of him.
01:33:47 You might wanna hose him down.
01:33:53 VICTOR:
01:33:55 [VICTOR SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]
01:34:11 Da, Uri, I'm sorry.
01:34:13 - But I still don't like it.
01:34:16 I'm in charge. Now, wait here.
01:34:19 Your last girl cost us 20 million.
01:34:22 God knows how much
01:34:25 Victor, you're so cheap.
01:34:33 Can I come in?
01:34:35 Sorry to surprise you,
01:34:42 A token of my appreciation.
01:34:45 What's this for?
01:34:46 Please do not be insulted
01:34:51 ...and I value much more
01:34:54 This is simply just a reflection
01:34:59 I would like to ask you
01:35:08 Would you marry me?
01:35:13 Well, I think I might need
01:35:18 Just to think about it.
01:35:21 Well, sure. Of course.
01:35:23 [PHONE RINGS]
01:35:24 Sorry.
01:35:28 Not now, Victor, I'm busy.
01:35:34 A very nice painting.
01:35:38 How long have you had it?
01:35:40 Years. Do you like it?
01:35:45 Beauty's a cruel mistress, is it not?
01:35:53 Victor, please come to join us.
01:35:59 [VICTOR SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]
01:36:05 Hello, Arch.
01:36:07 Shrouded and tied, just like the old days.
01:36:10 What is it today? The rack?
01:36:13 The garrote? Or is it the old
01:36:17 You're still full of hot air, Johnny.
01:36:21 You're looking a bit down.
01:36:23 Has that old clown
01:36:26 You always were loyal.
01:36:30 - Watch your mouth, John.
01:36:34 Scary, ain't he?
01:36:36 Well, that's what four years inside
01:36:39 It eats away at his soul...
01:36:41 ...and when it's all gone,
01:36:47 You ever wonder how you got in there?
01:37:02 Hello, Archy.
01:37:05 Hey, Johnny boy. Look at you.
01:37:08 Look at this, Dave.
01:37:11 Show us your guns, Uncle Arch.
01:37:15 Don't be cheeky. Get in the car.
01:37:20 Give us your money.
01:37:21 Give us that, in the car.
01:37:33 Be good boys...
01:37:36 ...because you never know
01:37:45 So who we got in there, then?
01:37:49 Anyone famous?
01:37:57 Handsome Bob.
01:38:00 Mumbles, One Two.
01:38:05 I bet you could operate
01:38:09 I could see you
01:38:12 - Stiff goose in your step.
01:38:17 That, Roman and Mickey,
01:38:22 You shut it.
01:38:24 Or I'll do you myself,
01:38:28 Don't hurt me, Arch. I'm only little.
01:38:33 Get out.
01:38:36 - Roll them out.
01:38:40 Nice wheels.
01:38:45 Sorry about the painting.
01:38:46 I needed the cash
01:38:50 So it's gone now.
01:38:51 Lost to the world
01:38:54 Never to be seen again
01:38:59 What are you, boy, if you are not poison?
01:39:07 Your dad couldn't even bear
01:39:11 So no wonder he fucked off
01:39:14 But that wasn't enough for you.
01:39:17 You had to push your mom
01:39:20 ...and a house full of nutters.
01:39:22 And all she got there
01:39:28 Why?
01:39:31 Because you're poison, John, that's why.
01:39:37 What can I say?
01:39:38 I'm a junkie, crackhead, no-gooder.
01:39:42 You should never have wasted
01:39:45 Archy, get him out of here.
01:39:48 I've had enough of him.
01:39:50 I don't trust myself. Use someone else.
01:39:54 It's a gathering. I love a gathering.
01:39:57 Look. It's Mumbles, One Two.
01:40:02 Handsome Bob, all the old faces today.
01:40:06 And it was all going so well.
01:40:10 Except for Archy.
01:40:13 Had to ruin the day.
01:40:17 I was gonna tell him
01:40:21 I thought I'd tell him the story
01:40:24 ROMAN:
01:40:26 Fucking hell, Len. Calm down.
01:40:31 Now, give us that.
01:40:33 JOHNNY: That wasn't one of your best shots,
01:40:36 If you wanted to shut me up,
01:40:39 - Danny, come here.
01:40:41 Come here.
01:40:45 You get rid of him, Danny,
01:40:48 Get rid of him.
01:40:52 [GROANING]
01:40:55 You don't know
01:40:59 ...but please understand
01:41:03 ...if you don't tell me where my...
01:41:06 BOB:
01:41:09 The address is in my jacket.
01:41:11 I wouldn't mess you around, Archy,
01:41:22 What does it say?
01:41:33 You want to know what it says, Len?
01:41:38 Funny thing about the law,
01:41:44 Because every time an informer...
01:41:47 ...finds himself in front of a judge,
01:41:51 - stands witness
01:41:55 ARCHY:
01:41:56 And if that informer
01:42:00 ...then that dog of dogs
01:42:05 A sort of get-out-of-jail-free card.
01:42:08 And it comes with a very good alibi.
01:42:10 Now, you give us the names
01:42:13 ...and we'll get them the long sentences.
01:42:15 You can appear to reduce those terms
01:42:18 We'll make you look like a fucking
01:42:23 Trusted throughout.
01:42:25 The only evidence
01:42:28 ...comes in the form
01:42:30 ...and hard-to-come-by legal document
01:42:33 As in deposition or handlers sheet.
01:42:38 Of course, the informer
01:42:40 What name do you like?
01:42:42 - Johnny?
01:42:43 You can have
01:42:46 But I've seen this name
01:42:49 ARCHY:
01:42:51 Who is this Sidney Shaw, Len?
01:42:55 Nothing to do with you.
01:42:56 MAN: What name do you like the sound of?
01:42:59 I like the sound of that.
01:43:01 Sidney Shaw. Sounds a bit like an actor.
01:43:04 You're free to go, Mr. Sidney Shaw.
01:43:06 No, they're setting me up, Archy.
01:43:10 You are a very dirty bastard, Sidney.
01:43:15 You are a very dirty bastard indeed.
01:43:19 Cut that lot free,
01:43:22 No need to worry just yet, fellas.
01:43:24 Nothing's gonna happen
01:43:27 They'd have to carry
01:43:30 ...and that's too much like hard work.
01:43:33 In about two minutes from now,
01:43:37 ...Danny boy over there is gonna turn
01:43:44 Then one in the throat just to be sure.
01:43:48 You shouldn't have
01:43:50 JOHNNY:
01:43:54 Once they've "dealt" with us...
01:43:57 ...they're gonna put our corpses
01:44:00 ... and pour 6 gallons of petrol on top.
01:44:04 I can let your imagination fill in the rest.
01:44:09 But see now, Danny boy is rattled.
01:44:12 [GUN COCKS]
01:44:13 Because he knows that you know.
01:44:14 So he's gonna fire.
01:44:33 [GUNSHOT]
01:44:37 Mickey, pass me the gun.
01:44:41 Quickly. Quickly, Mickey.
01:44:44 Don't worry, he can't defend himself,
01:44:59 May I please have some help, fellas?
01:45:06 Put your fucking hands up.
01:45:18 I think we should get out of here,
01:45:29 Make the deal, come on.
01:45:31 Turn them in. It's not like
01:45:38 Michael Finny, 10 years.
01:45:42 LENNY: Fred the Head.
01:45:43 LENNY: Give him a five,
01:45:46 LENNY:
01:45:49 Frazier Nash, 15 years.
01:45:51 LENNY: One Two, just a two-stretch
01:45:55 Cousin Ronnie got six years
01:45:59 LENNY: Mumbles thinks he's a clever boy,
01:46:02 ARCHY:
01:46:04 LENNY:
01:46:09 The Jew twins, 14 years.
01:46:12 LENNY: Archy, he's as loyal as a dog,
01:46:18 MAN:
01:46:21 And of course me, Archy,
01:46:37 ARCHY:
01:46:41 No life without death.
01:46:44 And the demise of Lenny
01:46:46 ... into the lungs of young Johnny.
01:46:51 Goodbye, Mr. Sidney Shaw.
01:46:58 Well, it looks like that clinic
01:47:06 You feeling better?
01:47:08 Well, I was. Until I saw youse twos.
01:47:12 I'm clean now. Straight, I gave it all up.
01:47:16 All but these little bastards.
01:47:19 Come on, give us a cuddle.
01:47:22 Welcome home.
01:47:26 - Give us your money, Arch.
01:47:29 Turbo, show him
01:47:33 JOHNNY:
01:47:35 [ARCHY LAUGHS]
01:47:38 JOHNNY:
01:47:43 Now, I know how much you like the art, I
01:47:47 Someone's been telling you stories, Arch.
01:47:50 Now, that must've been expensive.
01:47:53 As it happens, it did cost
01:47:59 I see your music's back in the charts.
01:48:01 Well, that was when I was a RocknRolla.
01:48:03 Why, what you gonna be now, John?
01:48:06 You wanna watch out...
01:48:10 ...because I'm gonna be
01:48:12 Now I'm gonna be a real RocknRolla.
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